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bennymong apocalypse edish
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Grim he can't even chop a few veggies and chicken to make his own curry.
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DWP coming for you spackerlad
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Girl crevice
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quite cringe that like
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Why delete the other thread?

Lame.
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anyone reckon marks already been to the bookies this year?
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>FA Cup 4th round draw in 10 minutes

It our year. I can feel it x
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>>83646146
Think helper likes em young?
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Had some grilled chicken thighs with mash for supper. Bit of a pesto sauce over the chicken. Stuffed now like.
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>>83646186
mackem bastard
love you
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>>83646186
I will spark you out on sight.
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Why don't you drive to his spacker home and sort him out? You know how to drive, right?
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Don't like it when people are being nasty, know it's mostly just that one horrid boxroom twat but he certainly does like to bring the whole tone down.
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>>83646160
Your messaging here is confusing. You're calling him a spacker yet trying to get him taken off benefits. Shouldn't you be trying to prove he's a normie and not a spacker? I'm starting to think this entire thing is a LARP to keep you entertained.
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>>83646190
Sean loves watching THAT video
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>>83646190
That's already confirmed, he's a paedophile.
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Helper has a lush assisted living flat of his own. He pays no rent thanks to housing benefit. He get that cold weather payment. It all on for free. And guess what? IT'S BLOODY LUSHINGTONS!
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>>83646208
put the trip back on spackerlad, samefagging isn't working anymore.
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>>83646218

Got that Warm Home Discount payment last week as well. Oh aye and I mean OH AYE x
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>>83646218
Wagies pay the lot oh aye x
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>>83646229
Miss the cost of living payments, they were a nice little treat. Sadly hasn't been cold enough in my postcode yet for a cold payment.
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I like that Simpsons episode where homer slaps people with his glove and challenges them to a duel. Then bottles it when the guy accepts
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We all TNT Sports in life x
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>>83646236
>>83646229
>>83646218
put the trip back on spackerlad.
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>>83646250
GLOVE SLAP! SHUT YOUR BIG TRAP! GLOVE SLAP! I DON'T TAKE CRAP!
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>>83646252
Don't have a trip laddy
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>>83646206
aye, agreed. any attention or acknowledgement is giving them trolls what they want i suppose. but every evening, one or two lads (and i have my theories) decide a target for the night, and go into Nasty Mode.

i don't think they're even having a good laugh from it all. it's a war that nobody wins.
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>Oxford United

Fucking Toryboys
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>>83646287
>>Oxford United

i like some of the books they do
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wunderland take over woxford x
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>>83646287
Pooftahs united
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Phwoar just spaffed to the gf

Next stop din-din-on-the-naze
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>You're sick de lid you're fucking sick in the head lid you smeared a fren with barbeque sauce and sent him down the street fucking sick little lid you are.
>You knew the Seethers would get him de lid you fucking knew!!!! They flayed him alive lid everyone knows it were you that did it!!
>He was so wungry, he needed that extra wizza, you knew he was a growing lid and made him famished he was forced to neck an extra wizza de lid! Instead of getting the right amount of food in you flipped out had him torn to pieces!
>You could've had the pot noodle but you chose cold blooded wurder instead!!
>You killed him for wanting to be womfy de lid you rotten cunt bastard lid!
>You'll be sent to the Seether Wing of the Frenitentiary oh aye de lid. See how you like it!!! They'll eat you for brekfuss lid they love a soft warmblood like you lid.
>Prison frens gonna marinade you in sweet baby rays de lid they going to fucking macerate you lid you'll be begging before the end little lid.
>Throw him in the back of the manwagon de lids. We not seen a wunt like this in years. SPACCA are gonna have a holiday with him.
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bismuth
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>>83646076
>Yes, it comes with 1 controller. I'll keep it for if the other breaks. Just hope all wires are with it (should be).
Good idea to have a back up controller mate. Don't forget, DO NOT UPDATE if your PS4 asks you to. You can still play games without updating it. Let me know what software version it's on and I'll check if it can be jailbroken.
Going to play some more Far Cry 3, catch you laters!
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>>83646334
Finally justice is served. I'm glad SPACCA is out on full force this eve.
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>>83646210
What video?

>>83646213
Confirmed how? I don't believe he would ever do anything wrong.
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>>83646375
it was a video of a young lad being abused in a car by some foreign. It was horrific and Sean shared it and even claimed the kid deserved it.
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Might go spoons tomorrow. No wooze though x
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>>83646398
not calling you a liar
but
there's no way to end that sentence.
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>>83646404
Lattes on tap. It lush. It lovely.
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>>83646398
>No wooze though
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You lads don't get it... SPACCA is in the back pocket of the Seethers.
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>>83646410

In me woffee arc. Oh aye x
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no free refills for you de lad
starmerwaffen will get ye x
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>>83646413
Knew it from the beginning, lid.
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>>83646396
So he shared and saved a video of a minor being sexually abused? Any proof to this claim?
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>>83646413
always has been lad....always has
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>>83646213
>>83646210
>>83646396
Samefag mong lol saddo
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>>83646440
What possible reason could a kid deserve to be abused by a foreigner in a car? Give your head a wobble Sean, and put your trip back on.
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YouTube are seriously a bunch of bastards. All I want to do is download a video but I'm not allowed.
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>>83646448
What possible reason could your mum have for being so overweight?
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NEW WRONGUN EDWARD VIDEO

https://youtu.be/jR1ceCfJho4?si=rVKnB8W2D8b4YCTF
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>>83646474
She's got diet beetles, lid.
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You know its so hard
to conceptualise the workings of the world
there are people that do things because they believe in something
and then there are moments where the outcome is decided with no preconceptions or beliefs, things just happen.
its like the background noise and overarching plot of everything is kinda working by itself and it's passively taking over, its the loudest voice in the room
but in singular moments and interaction that is where change happens, where you have direct control of the outcome, its like these wee little sparks that glimmer every now and then.
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forren nonces puttin good honest british nonces out of work
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arze like chewed bubblegum
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Yes, I own a Steam Deck.
Yes, I love my Steam Deck.
No, I'm not a faggot.
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>>83646513
You fucking dickhead, are you the same lad who posts this every couple weeks/months to get a rise out of me? You know that saying tickled me and now I'm chuckling again you bitch.
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decided i won't be taking part in this year's 'Most Humble Poster' contest.

i know, i know. but someone else on /britfeel/ deserves a chance.
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Getting a job at Greggs x
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heard a rumour about Steam Deck owners.
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Ebin is fucking active in a /brit/ personality's chat
So is Tilde
https://www.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae
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me? never received my humble award, bunch of fucking dickheads, lot of them
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>>83646475
Why wear a hi-vis jacket like he's some kind of builder or attendant or security guard or anyone else with a job?
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>>83646584
That would be nice. I reckon they'll give you some sausage rolls before going home too.
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found out my stepdad died yesterday. been crying all day life isn't fair
sorry to ruin the atmosphere of the thread i just need to get it off my chest
absolute shock
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what's your best 'HelperLad working at Greggs' joke, /britfeel/?
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>>83646141
>"Department of works up here! Department of works!"
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>>83646584
No you're not lmao, you're locked into the dosser life kek
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>>83646605
was he a nonce? this is important.
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he was gay, the steam deck anon?
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NEETs won x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9_8-meJPs
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>>83646586
oh god it's the horse game. someone here tricked me into watching the anime of this.

Ebin pls stop bullying this poor man.
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I wish my dad would die.

Why do boomers enjoy ringing you and monologuing for an hour about nothing?

Do they enjoy wasting people's time? I don't understand.
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>>83646559
shut up u strokey fucking nonce
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>>83646641
That's heavy. Just chill for a bit
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>>83646641
Lol my dad's exactly the same, will just talk down the phone at me non stop even when I'm like "ok got to go now" he just says ok and carries on talking until I literally just hang up on him. Used to be thoroughly unimpressed but since his gf died last year he's gone a bit mental and started giving me money, 5k for xmas and he's getting a chunk of inheritance through this year that he says will be largely diverted to me and my sister. So I'm more on board with the situation now, even if he does piss in the garden when I visit because he can't be fucked to walk up the stairs.
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DVDlad is an Umamusume fan.
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Think about how sad and pathetic Helper's life is. All he has is posting here. Even when he was banned he couldn't stay away and kept posting.
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cherish your parents while you have them lads
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>>83646701
i think 90% of people on this site evade their bans
you only notice him doing it because he can't help but post like a child with special needs
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My last meeting with an escort has genuinely left me confused.

I had an amazing time. It was the first time I had sex and orgasmed while on top (had her legs spread). Seeing her breasts bounce was so hot. I came really hard and we had a really nice talk throughout, she was discussing what we could try in future. We did loads of different things and we both seemed to open up to each other a bit more. Then she gave me a big heart emoji reaction to my "thank you" message afterwards which was really nice and unexpected.

But now I don't feel any real sexual desire. I am not sure whether I'm experiencing an emotional high or is my brain chemistry going haywire?

I do really want to see her again in a few weeks, but she can be quite busy. I honestly don't know what I'm experiencing.

Any advice lads? Am I just longing for her?
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>>83646701
You think about him everyday of your lfie but he will never ever think about you. Oh aye.
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>>83646721
You need new material escortlad, and this isn't it.
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>>83646729
You post without your trip on to give the illusion that you have fans. Sad.
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someone told /r9k/ parasites to leave the horse game stream so i did.

sticking with FRIENDLY places, like /britfeel/ <3
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>>83646743
Yeah dull and uninspired. Not even going to grant him the (you) he so desires
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you lads remember sandwichlad? he loved a sarnie x
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Umamusume anime is bretty peak ngl.
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might make a new feel street op image
if I make it will you use it?
any requests to go on it?
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what'll it be today, lads?
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you lads remember tealad? corr he'd demolish a brew
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>>83646772
Of course, just throw one in. Long as it's on feel street, im happy
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>>83646772
are you the original guy? sometimes he pops in and it fills me with joy.

but either way, the whole Ofcom thing started after the most recent image (which was it? pls post)
get the Ofcom thing on there somehow

oh, and put that other anon's /britfeel/ 'new aesthetic' as a poster/flyer somewhere
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>>83646781
Tealad? I vaguely remember posting my tea and tea leaves when loose leaf was my special interest for a few months (DVDlad here). Corrrrr... beings back memories that. Ordered a puerh cake from China and everything.
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>>83646779
What's a "LUNCHEOM MEAT"?
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>>83646779
dis bigga really servin bench pressed veal?
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mummington and sister keep using up all the screens pn netflix. just want to watch peep show fuck sakee
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>>83646763
It was hamsandwichlad mong. He never posted any other type of sandwich. You are a fake oldfag.
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>>83646792
was thinking of doing one where the streets are all abandoned, windows boarded up etc, with writing over the feel street sign saying "Removed in compliance with OFCOM" or something similar to that. And yes I'm that bloke
Maybe an Apu hiding in the sewer?
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>dvdlad was tealad
how far does the rabbit hole go?
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what's a lumcheomm eat? CAN-dy floss!
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>>83646847
corrr that does sound creative, you've a good mind on you. and some impressive art/shooping skills, i must say.

some lad made three (i think?) of these images in this style. this was the first one. i like it, so make it a flyposted poster or something.

it CAN be torn and that does NOT mean we dislike your art, nu-aesthetic lad.
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>>83646870
i quite like his stuff, I can probably get it done, i won't be doing a calendar with the month crossed out like the other ones though, since it seems like whenever people use them they just post whichever one they fancy using
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DVDlad you need to go see Marty Supreme. It's the best Safdie film by a long shot
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>>83646792
>>83646870
>>83646882
Can post the new aesthetic pics again if you like lads.
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Fancy a piss up but only have shit alcohol in
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>>83646886
Really? I'll wait for the Blu-ray, just can't be arsed with my dirty screen local cinema anymore.
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who wants a knuckle sandwich?
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>>83646942
Is it gluton free?
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I wonder what Ruth's blood alcohol level is right now.
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Garn in that shower now. Need to be fresh for me trip to spoons tomorrow x
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>>83646942
how many weight watchers syns is it?
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*repeats the knuckle sandwich question, but louder*
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>>83646972
So shouldn't you shower tomorrow then? You'll just be stewing in your sweat all night in bed which undoes any cleanliness the shower gives you.
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we heard you lad but we need our questions answering
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also about to go in the shower tbqh

but it's for tonight, will probably order food. don't want to be stinking when the driver gets here.
(i'm acceptable atm but i COULD be better.)
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All the britfeel boys getting ready for their moments, love to see it x
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>>83646994

True. I just like going in the shower tbqh.

I feel at peace when in the shower.
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>just been edged by a girl for 2 hours
>she's over age but 13 years younger than me
Does this make me a nonce?
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>>83647061
not but it does make you based
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I SAID:

WHO. WANTS. A. KNUCKLE. SANDWICH?
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Sean had Paige killed
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is it vegan friendly?
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look, i'll make a deal with you lads:

just say, 'me, i would like a knuckle sandwich.'

and then i'll post the funny joke image, and we can all go about our evenings.
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My parents are profoundly ugly. I never stood a chance.
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ok, me, i would like a knuckle sandwich.
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Correct order

>shower in mornings
>bath or sauna in evenings.
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>>83647088
Good, I feel like I've got braindamage from her so it's nice to know I'm still safe.
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>>83647142
the WAR on PROTEIN
i am a veteran of the protein wars, treat me with respect. you can ask me one(ONE) question.
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>>83647129
My mum and her side of the family is objectively like 8/10 facially but she got pregnant off my shrekmaxxed ogre dad for some reason and I look exactly like him
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>>83647141
okay, here is your KNUCKLE SANDWICH :D
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>>83647163
Which protein source has been the most underrated?
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If I had taken after my mum physically I would legitimately be a chad. I know because her brothers and my cousins are all chads with countless gfs. It's an abstract kind of feel.
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>>83647189
If your dad can do it so can you.
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>>83647190
Pea.
Originally the we... guiar ('The Scottish of tufted Pease ...is a good white Pease fit to be eaten.') The sound on the end was reanalysed as a plural 's' marker, and at the end of the 17th century people started talking about one 'pea'.


The One Pea isnt real.
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>>83647200
Blood probably.
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>>83646743
It's not "material" lad.
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>>83647208
He is, very generously 3/10. They must be the least looksmatched couple ever. I don't feel bad saying it because they got divorced. She started fucking chads again after she got over that glitch in the matrix which spawned me. Don't really know what she was thinking but I'm paying the price for whatever it was. My cousins are legitimately 6ft tall chads and I'm a virgin manlet lol.
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It's 2026 why is bluetooth still so shit?
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>Internet connection spacking around again

ckin ell
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>>83647267
radio signals mate
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>>83647260
you missed my point. you can do it too he pulled your mother
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If I'm being fair, in his 30s when my dad had hair and a moustache and muscles he had a sort of neanderthal grug appeal. Now he's old and bald he looks like a worm. A little penis worm. My destiny.
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>>83647050
do you have a special shower for paedophiles like yourself at your spacker center?
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The Norwood reaper always collects de lits x
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corr imagine lil penis worm men running around beggars belief
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what's your apu up to lads? mines doing a woiler room DJ set mixing UK garage and liquid d'n'b
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>>83646396
Yeah I saw him post it on here the fucking wrongun.
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>>83646361
I'll have a check of it when it comes, and try remember not to update, kek.
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VOICES HEARING YOU LOUD
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>>83647312
noooooooo im 25 and I fear him, just fuck off and let me have long hair, would rather lose a leg 2bh
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>anya taylor joy
Based, improves every film she's in
>milly shitty ugly bitchy brown poop
Cringe, kino impossible once she appears
Sick of her fucking face in everything
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>>83647061
How much that cost you lad
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what are your top 5 emo albums?
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>>83647414
>noooooooo im 25
Unc fr
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just wanna coke a tuna sandwich just mong out 2 snow patrol x
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>>83647442
top favorite has got to be Abysmal Torment - Epoch Of Methodic Carnage, although some may say its midwestern
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the nappy king from sunderland
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>>83647445
got to be a good sign tho if im unc status and still have a full head of hair?
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Just played that government game about extremism and radicalisation and answered all of the bad options for a laugh. Will this have nano negative consequences?
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paedo lad the UK paedo
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cor, Rifkin on Rifkin: Private Confessions of a Serial Killer 2021 on look2movie for free, comfy true crimelingtons is it not? this is what escortlad might become
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>>83647469
constable tiddleberg be round your gaff soon mate
barricade
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>>83647442
>Brand New - deja entendu
>At the drive-in - relationship of command
>Jimmy eat world - bleed American
>The hotelier - home, like no place is there
>Modern baseball - sports

I'm all over the fuckin place, you can't stick a label on me.
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>>83647469
Did you unlock the racist goth gf?
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>>83647500
Yes I sided with Amelia because I couldn't say no. i'm a stone cold incel and wanted a girlfriend
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>>83647469
sounds like a decent way to get tabs on people who might be extremists
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Had to turn the heating off for a bit I have proper hot like.
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>>83647500
My perfect Amelia. My waifu. I love her.
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>>83647523
What happenend to her nose? Looks weird
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhblVsSIke8
>"he or she" @3m15s

Lol at that egalitardian retardation, i very much doubt the ZOG military-industrial complex allows some random roastie pilot to fly that extremely expensive bird - Only the most capable of goodest golem boyim are allowed inside that cockpit
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>>83647516
But the government would NEVER monitor their people in such a way. That would be immoral. Unless?...
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>>83647537
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime
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Imagine what HHL's penis smells like
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>Life really roxxors sometimes

Halo 3 came out in 2007, same year the iphone and big bang theory came out.

2007 is when things started going to shit. Your meme needs to be placed in 2005ish (2006 at most) for it to be viable
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I wish I were dead x
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Anime is popular among paedophiles
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>>83647590
He doesn't wash his penis for days and he has a terrible diet and is an alcoholic.
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>>83647634
>alcoholic

He hasn't had a drink for 8 days. Catch up.
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>>83647665
He'll always be alcoholic. He's temporarily teetotal until he relapses.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0TNB6T6IM

Nonstop persian roastie screeching. Oy vey
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Any of you lads fall for the plapjack meme and fuck a fatty? I did one once about ten years ago, it was alright but I felt gross about it afterwards.
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>Surround a truck from all sides unprovoked, try to violently drag the driver outside multiple times
>Smash his rearview mirrors in/assault his vehicle
>Be surprised when he panics and tries to save his life

Kike media tries to depict it as if he drove into the crowd first though of course. The chutzpah of it
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Alcoholism runs in Sean's family. Very common among irish migrants.
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>>83647701
ive never shagged a fatty, at most it was a slightly thicker ginger bird but nowhere near fat. Was class, I reckon fatter but fat in the right places would be decent but me finks its probably harder to fuck a fat bird nowadays given ''hoeflation''
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>>83647701
Absolutely not. I have no attraction whatsoever to fat "people". They don't register as humans to me. It would be like convincing me to fuck a whale, or a table. It simply wouldn't be possible.
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got a jar full of dried liberty caps ive had for a couple of years, never got around to eating them as I cba with mushrooms anymore. Wonder if they still keep and how much I could get for em in theory, probably wouldn't but you couldn't eat them all in one go.
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>>83647599
Sames x
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Kinographic, is it not
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>>83647762
People don't really buy libs in this country since they're so unreliably dosed and not difficult to find. If you're going to buy them you want professionally grown. You could probably sell them to some dumb kids, but you could equally sell dried supermarket mushrooms to dumb kids if you don't plan to ever see them again, but then you have to approach random kids and ask if they want to buy drugs which is a good way to get arrested. So they're essentially worthless.
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>>83647781
might as well keep em for if I fancy seeing insane shit in the future.
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>>83647786
Gobble them all up and go to the busiest supermarket you can find on a Saturday afternoon. Good times guaranteed.
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>>83646911
get em posted de lad
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>>83647786
>if I fancy seeing insane shit in the future.
I take it you don't venture outside much?
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Lads here thinking about what another mans penis smells like LOL.
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I wonder if Ruth has ever made a post here. Even just to call us losers, incels or summat like that.
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The clearest example of living in a gynocracy is constant gynocentric reporting like this.

Most of those killed persian protestors are male, yet the kike media constantly churns out these reports about persian roasties being killed, as if the boyim lives were worth nothing at all

Disgustan
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>>83647786
Psilocybin does break down over time. And they can also go mouldy, but if they were properly dried and stored well (ideally with something to absorb excess moisture) then they should last a long time, but with potency gradually reducing over years.
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>>83647893
I doubt she knows we exist. Whereas we've all imagined how her fanny looks, what it smells like etc thousands of times over the years.
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>>83647898
Ah nevermind, this is just some tailend zoomer twink literally looking like a woman LOL

Legit thought this was a tomboy going off the thumbnail

The point still stands however, most of those reports deal with roasties getting BTFO rather than boyim. There's a very overt narrative of "brave liberated persian roasties against the oppressive patriarchy preventing them from access to Chad" being spun
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>>83646701
>All he has is posting here.
A bit like me really.
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>>83647906
Some lad left a comment on one of her videos saying some lad was stalking her from here and se replied i know :/
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>>83647926
This whole Iran business is an Zionist op, they want to get westerners to support another regime change war on behalf of Israel. People naturally sympathise with those who are less able to physically defend themselves, i.e women, so they're bound to push those sorts of narratives.
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>>83646779
This is what they took from us lads. They really should bring back those foil wrappers to reduce plastic waste.
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>>83647945
What was her reply? I can't stop thinking about her sweet puss
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>>83647914
She clearly reads britfeel, last year she deleted her Untappd after people on here were posting pics from there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkH3EbWTYc

Finally, kino
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>>83646701
>All he has is posting here. Even when he was banned he couldn't stay away and kept posting.
ktim
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>>83647500
>A political group that seeks to defend English rights
Are they really portraying that as a bad thing? The English fucking government thinks defending English rights is a bad thing? Jesus this country is fucked.
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Persian tuppence
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Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIAYJGmiqQs
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>>83645819
damn, that's tragic. sounds like it was suicide.
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The red flag has risen over Flamingo Land.
The Welper Regime goes to war.
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The goyim really are cattle for drinking this slop, aren't they

Mere animals assuming the human form. Yahweh have mercy on their cattle souls
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>tfw never got the chance to ride the Magnum Force and Bullet
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>>83647985
Every ethnic minority community is legally allowed to have special interest groups to represent them only, apart from us. We're going to be an ethnic minority in 20 years time and we'll be afforded no minority rights ourselves.
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you got your tube socks on mate?
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>>83648028
Sniff that xx
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You know the score. If Flamingo Land ever falls then Scuds will be launched in every direction.
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>>83648012
Your mum has riden my Magnum Force Bullet lad. x
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>>83646229
20 quid was it lmao
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We all Thunder Mountain in life x
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>>83648066
Dreamcore vibes on tap from that pic x
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>"You'll be rewarded with about 100ml of flavor oil, which is enough for over 5000 litres of soda, or about as much as your mom drinks in a day"

Kek
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>>83648012
Can't beat an old school Schwarzkopf coaster. So much soul to them. Olympia Looping is the star attraction at the massive Christmas fair in London every year if you ever wanted to ride a similar coaster.
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>>83647938
Dream on little lad. You need to post a lot more and grow a longer neck to be anything like our helper lad.
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>>83648203
>You need to post a lot more and grow a longer neck to be anything like our helper la
and also be a paedophile like seany lad
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>>83647966
There's the whole interaction
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>>83648012
I went on them in 1999, I think.
Magnum Force was a belter. Bullet was good, but a bit rough.
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>>83648218
What a shame. So she deleted her channel because of some pathetic basedboys simping for her. From the grammar and posting style it looks like Indians.
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>>83648239
>.From the grammar and posting style it looks like Indians.
Close, Turkish
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>>83648249
Why would Turkmong report on himself? You could be retarded.

Or are you suggesting it's a larger conspiracy with Turks imitating him and then reporting him to Ruth in the hopes of crumbs of pussy.
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>>83648218
>your at your place on education
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Guess who just found out your pass word de lid?
It's me lid.
Going to be some changes around here de lid.
Or I send your mummy what you've been looking at online de lid.
Lots of willies in there de lid. She won't want to see that lid.
Dessert for breakfast, lunch and dinner four takeaways a week.
Or she find out de lid.
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>>83648338
>Lots of willies in there de lid. She won't want to see that lid.
Me mum loves cock though
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>>83646287
Oxford is s very left wing because of the students
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>>83648338
You're my favourite Apu poster de lid.
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>>83647592
i actually want someone to make a British version with British terms ('MSN' instead of 'AIM', etc).

hop to it, someone who isn't me.
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>>83648220

I was too small to go on them and by the time I was tall enough they had been dismantled for newer rides. I did get to ride the Wild Mouse though. Loved them hard turns at the top.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud8kFCmalgg
>Casually jokes about his wife flashing strangers at a public pool @2m48s

What a gigacuck lol
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>>83648431
fuck up, paedo.
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Corr them McCoys buffalo chicken wing crisps are lush and I fucking mean LUSH x
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>>83647926
see anon? you CAN'T always 'just tell'.
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>>83648466
For me? It's Thai Sweet Chilli. Oh they lush. You ever have the KFC Walkers Max ones?
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Cheeky as fuck, is it not
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>>83648431
Surely you could get on with your long neck unless you were doing the limbo.
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>>83648494

Don't think so lid. Got some of them wurger sauce McCoys in as well so imma try them later but god dayum them buffalo chicken wing flavoured ones are lush af.

*eyes roll to the back of me head SSM style*
*smacks lips*

And I mean LUSH x
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i'm a big big fan of the new tesco's finest cookies
lush and I mean LUSH x
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>>83648516
I have noticed a significant increase in SSM posting vs Apu posting since your sobriety. Could there be an explanation for this?
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>83648545
>83648516
really wish we could see the number of unique posters ITT
sean the samefag at it again, like clockwork, talking to himself.
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>>83648338
is there a term for all these recent jailfrogs? bog-laggers?
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>>83648552
because he's upset people already got on the SSM train before him now he's trying to overcompensate for it.
Plus the fact, like SSM, sean is a sexual predator who preys on the mentally inept and underage.
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>>83648431
Wild Mouse is at Pleasurewood Hills in Lowestoft now
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>>83648239
She kept her channel up for a few years after this but didn't upload any more videos. She deleted it last year after people found out about her Dad's pubs and her Untappd account.
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>>83648561
It's sad really get over to /int/ none of this samefag bollocks over there my lad
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>>83648545
oo what flavour are they?

me, i just* got back from Morrisons. was near closing when i went in so i didn't have time to grab the stuff i wanted (basic bulk ingredients like frozen chicken and mixed veg).

had to pick up some random bits in a panic because the man was shooing me, and i've forgotten how to communicate with others. which just means i'll have to go BACK at some point AGAIN.

* time is moving strangely
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>>83648494
Those thai chicken ones are banging, I used to get these nandos crisps that were great, not seen them in years
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I once did a comedy show for a bunch of ghosts, and they booed me off stage. Then they started throwing tomatoes.

The problem was that they left them in the can.
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>>83648567
>like SSM, sean is a sexual predator
at least mark made sure they were of age lol
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bog yobs
(and/or froggo yobbos)
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>>83648596
just the regular chocolate ones for me, their others are a bit too sickly for my taste you see, I went into tesco early this morning since I was awake, they're never happy when you're one of the first in
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>>83648567
What is it with these benefits scroungers and noncing? You can predict it like clockwork.
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i once did a comedy show for a bunch of grapes, and they wined until i left.
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>>83648638
remember mark feely? kek
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missed opportunity to begin that with '>>83648603 you want to talk about boos? well...'

o well
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Me? Necking wuppas and grinding that Fortnite. Yeah I bought that Polar Legends pack. Might as well x

https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Polar_Legends_Pack
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Anyone remember Condemned on the 360? Cool arse game that was.
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>>83648683
was decent lid, used to love Gears of war on the 360, great console.
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>>83648672
Wagies pay for your Fortnite skins and it lush x
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Morrisons pretending the deli stuff is now 'any 3 for 6 pounds' when previously they were just stickered as '2 pounds'.

but whatever, got some meat in. effectively two quid for three slices of roast beef. slices so small, they actually fit snugly inside my Hovis Nimble slices of bread.
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>>83648741
Do you know you could buy a piece of an animal and roast it in your own oven and then have a near endless supply of meat slices for a fraction of the cost?

Before Christmas they were selling off big pieces of animal at really cheap prices, and you could freeze it. It might have seemed expensive to you if you had a small brain because it might be 6-10 quid for a joint, but you'd get the equivalent of about 150+ quid of what you've bought there in your "3 slices".
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almost midnight and he's still samefagging. He as in Sean Allan, the sunderland paedophile.
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>>83648798
You pay for his Fortnite skins and takeaways x
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>>83648817
I wouldn't be so sure about that, sean
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Does anyone else find Sean sexually attractive?
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>>83648794
started doing this as well
yes it's a bit more time intensive but if you do it well it tastes far better than the muck they sell in those packages.
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>>83648794
Morrisons has stopped selling the 'mini joints' for about 3-4 quid i used to get for a solo roast dinner (and then sarnies from leftovers).

i know you're talking about economy of scale and all that, the cost per gram of a few slices is way higher than roasting off a joint myself.

but freshly-cooked and carved beef is better. you know this. and this will be the only roast beef i have for god knows how long. no sense running the oven for an hour, i'd rather spend that 79p worth of electricity on one beef slice.
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Have a day off, noncemong.

Cheers x
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>>83648603
Reminds me of the time I threw a boomerang to a ghost. That'll come back to haunt me
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>>83648794
Yea, but who the fuck wants to eat nothing but that animal day after day until it goes off. At least with deli meat you're only buying what you're going to consume.
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>>83648865
paedolad the uk paedo upset?
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Your mum got arrested for shoplifting in the 90s
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>>83648882
to be fair this is the one downside of it but you can just snack on it when you're feeling peckish
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>>83648841
The stuff you make yourself has the texture and taste of meat instead of being like weird watery plastic like the pre-sliced stuff in packets. It's weird.

>>83648861
Yeah I do admit it's an effort, and I still will buy the pre-sliced expensive stuff in packs for convenience.

But you know if you roast something you can make a meal out of it, have another meal, and then make sandwiches on top of it. But yeah, as a single person it's just too much of the same carcass eventually. This is what we've lost by not living in families with wives and children, or in tribes. No reason to cook an animal.

I don't understand why it's not possible to have nice roast beef/pork in a packet, but it doesn't exist. Only time I've had it was if it was home cooked or from a high-demand sandwich shop that roasts something every day and carves it for each sandwich in front of you.
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>>83648841
this is the deli 'prepared in store' one, where you can go over and ask them to slice it. they just package a few. (it's not the PRE-packaged ones.)
the meat itself is good, happy there.

but yeah now i'm thinking if the butcher section (no local butcher's) sells for a reasonable price per kilo i can just say, "hello, i'd like a 350 gram cuboid of topside, please."
he'll know the score.
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Your school bullying tier tactics won't work on me. I'm bully-proof.
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>>83648916
Long neck
Virgin
Autistic
Mong
Spastic
Alcholic
Drug addict
Dementia
Paedophile
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>>83648956
DWP going to take him down a peg.
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>>83648956

Okay. You won lid. It's over x

This is officially my last ever post on britfeel.
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what happened to timothy byrne?
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>>83648956
i'm all of those things and more
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>>83648909
>Yeah I do admit it's an effort, and I still will buy the pre-sliced expensive stuff in packs for convenience.
>But yeah, as a single person it's just too much of the same carcass eventually.

it's basically this. i've been super anal about getting the best deals and stuff before, using MySupermarket (RIP) and wandering round different supermarkets, the proper market for a MASSIVE punnet of strawberries, etc. everything fresh and 'scratch cooking' as it gets, but min-maxed to fuck.

it really is that food shopping is designed for a family of 4. anything that deteriorates over a couple of days, you either eat it or chuck it out (looking at you, bags of salad). i'd rather make extra trips to the shop, getting 100% fresh stuff in smaller portions, every time.

i've sort of just given up. there's rarely anything in my fridge besides drinks. i buy food, i eat the food. gone are my days of 'batch cooking' and having random leftovers for quick snacks/meals.

other solo-livers, what are your strategies? besides takeaways.
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Another wuppa garn down the hatch with some mini wausage wolls. It lush x
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X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5948YcsmBc4
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>wordswordswords

i just need to get back into these bad boys again. it's THAT simple.
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>>83648977
can't wait honestly, wouldn't be surprised if he's had the brown letter already. not like he'd post it on here. bet he is seething.
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Necking this wuppa then garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons. Cba for vidya x
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some LIBERAL PINKO was in town today yelling:
>say it loud, say it clear: refugees are welcome here!
so i did a hurricane kick and knocked the megaphone out of his hand, then went:
>say it clear, say it loud: refugees? get them out!

everyone else in town cheered and slapped me high fives, including a solid 6.5/10 girl who gave me her Instagram username.
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>>83648983
can't believe this was actually his last post omg lads i am actually crying right now ;_;
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Reform have basically become the Conservatives 2.0

Shan't be voting for them in 2029 or at the local elections this year.
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>>83648996
The vast majority of vegetables will last 10-14 days in a fridge and most fresh meat also has a best before of 4-10 days, and you can freeze it, so I don't believe this excuse. It's purely down to effort and laziness and that's it. It just takes more effort to cook things for yourself, there's no other excuse.

I literally went abroad for 2.5 weeks over Christmas and when I came back I used the same carrots and celery that I had bought about 1 week before I left and they were still fine, and I had meat that I put in the freezer. I didn't even go shopping after leaving the airport, because the flight was delayed and there was snow everywhere, and then I lasted another 5 days without going shopping after I got back from nearly 3 weeks of holiday.

I still cooked my own fresh meals. Onions and garlic in the cupboard were still completely fine, so was rice, lentils, other dried things, all tinned stuff, all the spices, and I had meat I'd put in the freezer and fresh veg that hadn't spoiled despite being in the fridge for weeks (some veg last longer than others). Even had potatoes in the larder which were fine, just had to cut off the sprouts.

I actually ate zero takeaways last year. I just cook every day from raw ingredients.

>>83648996
>other solo-livers, what are your strategies? besides takeaways.
See above. It just takes knowledge, time and effort, which are the three things nobody has any more. But I feel like knowledge is the biggest gap.

Nobody knows how to cook. I can always spontaneously make something from what I have in the cupboards and fridge - something very nutritious and delicious and it takes me 30 minutes.
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>>83649126

It the end of an era lid x
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HelperCHAD rules this place with an iron fist. You'd do well to remember that.
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>>83649199
HelperKEK will be in prison for benefit fraud soon. You'd do well to remember that.
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Already thinking about what I'm gonna get to eat in town tomorrows. In me foodie arc and it lush x
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>>83649212
hehe, cannot wait, I cannot wait.
spastic will be writhing without his bennies. wonder how sandra will take it x
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>>83649235
Swapping one addiction for another. It's a tale as old as time.
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Spaffed again phwoar

Now for some cheeky kino
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DWP will investigate his benefits
And find he is owed thousands of pounds.
That would be lush x.
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>>83649321
not fooling anyone sean
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Might start a food review channel on YouTube. I know there's already lots out there but I reckon it could be a fun little project. Better than making drinking videos like Makaveli I suppose.
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>83649387
>Might start a food review channel on YouTube

called what? spacker scran?
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>>83649387
Webab wrap reviews x
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nibbles with a nonce
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>>83649136
genuinely: good on you, lad.

in my experience it's super mixed. i have had carrots that have seemingly lasted forever, chicken breasts that have gone off (actually grey and stinking) days before their BBE date, it's all over the place.

i've been through everything you're describing, i mentioned walking around shops every few days TO get all this fresh food. then go on some mad cooking spree. now there are problems upon problems (with me, with my kitchen, with the way the world is).

i'm trying to be healthier this year though, might get into proper cooking again. and making these smoothies (pic). started out as just kale + spinach + strawbs + bananas. as time went on, they'd also include any leftover carrots, broccoli, spring greens, peppers, celery, spring onions (this one was a mistake). two and a half pints of green sludge, cor it lush.
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>hmm so it says here you have autism and are incapable of working
>the evidence that was sent to me shows you regularly go to pubs
>you seem to take a lot of drugs as well, which you get from drug dealers and friends who visit you
>you seem to be very popular on the internet and have a strong grasp of social communication skills
>what is this image I've been sent? It appears to be a frog doing a middle finger rwith the words "fuck the DWP"
>I notice you've boasted hundreds of times about blasting your heating until it's "too hot" and you have to open the windows, followed by saying "wageslaves" are paying for it. Can you explain what this means further?
>how is it that you eat takeaways almost every night?
>I have read some concerning reports about paedophilia so I'm going to have to refer you to the police. But in light of all other evidence, your benefits are withdrawn regardless
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paedo pie club
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call the channel 'Necked'
or like 'NECKD' in some trendy Web 2.0 font
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>>83649475
NONCED more like
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Mong Munch
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>>83649517
had a chuckle to that one lid
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Me? I identify as, get this, an ATTACK HELICOPTER!! Hahaha, that's how ridiculous these libtard snowflakes sound!
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Has anyone else noticed when you interact with an African or a Paki or an Indian they often have a bad aroma originating from their body?
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Me? I run these fucking threads.
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>>83649565
she didn't even do any bollock busting
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Drank so much that my spit has turned solid. I'm expecting to pass out soon on the floor and not remember any of this.
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>>83649593
yeah all the races smell different to each other, but don't notice within the same race.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4724538/

it's a bit like witches.
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>>83649651
>'
Should we live apart in our own countries?
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>>83649678
aye. don't want those Mercians up here in Northumbria.
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Sean up to his usual nighttime noncery
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Some cretin has been harassing HHL all day. Get a fucking life you dribbling mong spastic.
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>Little lad has written hundreds of posts about Sean today.
What a life!
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>>83649807
>>83649802
samefagging again lad?
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>>83649825
needs to put the trip back on the mong
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>>83649835
he won't, always the same shit. pussy.
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>>83649744
When Sean is in bed he is tucked up tight and his penis does not come into contact with any children or anyone of any age.
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>still harrassing him even though he's gone to bed
Dribbling mong spastic is an understatement
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>>83649929
alri sean lad?
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Icl i would have yeeted that baby for 45.6 billion won
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Spaffed for a 3rd time just now X
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might start saying 'verily'. not going all-out with 'forsooth!' and all that, just speaking normally but throwing in an occasional 'verily'.
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>>83650634
if that doesnt get you some skirt i dont know what will
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Very grim reading these past 2 threads. Let's hope for a better day today lads. If not we will migrate over to /bant/ for a while.
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Honestly just sick of it. Need to go to the woods or something.
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>>83650794
what do you mean?

maybe it's because i stayed away for two days, but these past two threads were fine. few seethers reeing, few /pol/acks polarising, but none of it seemed to catch on.

some funny jokes and interesting photos, and i'm happy to hear we're getting a new Feel Street piece.
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Well.. I'm getting quite tired of it all. Technology has ruined not just my life but our lives. Might go live in the local woodland desu. Going to start packing/prepping right now.
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Me? I think I'll be roping this year.
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>>83650888
800 posts dedicated to taking the piss out of HHL all day. Some little lad was on a crusade yesterday and I'm thinking fucking hell give it a rest you absolute spastic.
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Fourth spaffington X
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>>83651138
Your cock must be red raw lad
I'm on day 2 of no fap, giving it a proper go
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBtrGTa0Dqc

Lol at these PBS kikes whining about muh freeze peach in iran while people in the west are also being imprisoned for thoughtcrimes against the jews

Speaking of which, the jews are still mad at iran for having hosted that holohoax truth conference a couple years back
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Just killed a gnatberg ded

Not sure if it came from the sink but i'm gonna pour some boiling hot wa'ah down just to be sure
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night nigt lids
one too may drinlks
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brtifeel radio is legendary desu
sleep t oit legend
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wakey wakey
anyone?
you all have gotten tucked into bed?
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Morning mongs Xx
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>>83651359
Have you ever been on britfeel radio?
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>ISPberg spacking around yet again

ckin ell

Might call it for today
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Girl undergarments
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Fanny odour
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sun has come up. i think i will retire to bed.

good night, /britfeel/
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>>83651817
Get a job and start a family, pal
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want to kms desu
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Should I buy a laptop or PC?
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>>83651956
Depends what you want it for
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Been awake for 19 hours my brain won't turn off to go to sleep. Please help me.
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>>83651975
heavy dose of midazolam
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>>83651982
I have no idea what that is nor the means to get it.
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Amazon cancelled my order
They said it was damaged in shipping
The same item "mysteriously" went up in price by 300 odd quid after my order
I told them I don't have 300quid to spend on the new item
They told me to order it and they'll refund the price when it's delivered
I said I don't have 300quid to waste temporarily
They offered a gift card of 5 quid
I ended up getting it to 20 quid
Probably could've gone for 300 quid gift card thinking about it
I don't know, I just woke up and it's the first thing I've dealt with today
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Fucking bleak as fucking fuck weather down here. Absolutely soaked through, not a nice start to the day. Well I'm not soaked through, I put on my waterproof outfit but that's soaked through.
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Ejaculating in and on a female
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>>83652004
>A trillion dollar company scamming you out of 250 quid.
Grim
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>>83652011
Wish I was allowed to do that
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>>83651956
nah, stick with the one you have.
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Think tilde has even been given a proper good bumming? Or is she a stone cold virgin?
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>>83652023
Who fucking knows what's going on. I find the whole thing sus.
>Order item at cheap price
>Item goes up to a crazy amount after the order
>Item mysteriously damaged in shipping
>They cancel the order
Who knows, who fucking knows. I feel like if I reordered the item they'd cancel on me again anyway and id be back to square one.
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>>83652039
Unless somebody has deliberately damaged it and stole it and resold it for a quick 250 pound profit.
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>>83652035
there was some beef on that horse stream. so-and-so said he was her friend. Tilde disagreed. or the other way around.

with that kind of conflict/confusion in friendships, i say a sexual relationship is out of the question.
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>>83652050
I honestly think the third party working through Amazon cancelled it because they were doing some algorithm manipulation with the price and I caught them with their pants down during the time they adjusted the price temporarily.
I don't have any faith I'd actually receive the item if I did make a new order, I mean it's possible.
The item was ordered last week and due to be delivered today so I really don't know what's going on. But the above is my best guess.
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>>83652035
Quarter past nine in the morning and you're thinking about a biological male getting a cock up its arse. Are you a sex starved homo yourself lad?
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>>83652065
Yeah love little nerdy trannies me x
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>>83652029
You are. Book an escort.
>>83652033
But it's 8 years old.
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>>83652072
Love thinking about their arse being stretched you homo
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>>83652083
>8 years old.

just how Lollers likes 'em.
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It's grim to think of all the little lads who transitioned in the last ten years because of social media.
They could've detransitioned and saved themselves a life but now it's far too late.

A young tranny is passable but a 60 year old tranny is grim, wait till they get to 70 and start having dementia where they thing they're a lad again it's all just so horrific to think about.
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getting a cock up my arse won't guarantee me a loving, fulfilling relationship.

a loving, fulfilling relationship won't net me ketamine.

i think i'll just get some ketamine.
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>>83652093
HHL licking his lips thinking about THAT video.
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>>83652095
how common is that thing the lad mentioned yesterday, where his dad suddenly transitioned well into his 60s?

i believe there are 100% legit transgender people, fine. but i also believe people can go a bit peculiar for a variety of reasons (i'm sure we have a higher-then-average rate of shut-ins here).
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>>83652110
It happens..Its in the same vein as 60 year olds buying a sports car out the blue. Panic as they realise they're going to die soon and they gotta do it.

Honestly whatever, genuinely Alzheimer's and dementia scares me though, it runs on the female side of my family. But applying Alzheimer's and dementia to a tranny is just horrific. Genuine horror movie stuff and something we'll probably see at the end of our life time.
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morning de lats
morning de lats
morning de lats x
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>>83652124
David C better give us that video where mark has been spotted a few days ago in coral betting shop
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>>83652135
Mark has relapsed and gone back on the fixed betting machines because of the Marie Healy drama! Not right and not fair! He wont be able to say 32 months no bookies anymore now!
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If lollers is a paedophile why does he have an adult gf?
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>>83652144
2 adult gfs since he's been posting here and his detractors have still yet to net one lmao
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>>83652099
DON'T DO IT LAD.

I understand the compulsion and I'm very much there myself. It's not worth it, goes by far too quickly. 2026 is the year we're kind to our bladders.
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It day six of the Zombocalypse in Dorset.
SeasideMARK look for friends but it appears only the birds are left. Every one he's seen so far is a horrific zombie.
He been going down his street from house to house trying to get as many bokkles of beer and bacon he can get his chubby hands on. Managed to hurt himself too, he was in his bathrobe having a nice bath when zombies break in, he forced to fight them and when he go check the perimeter of his house he walks over broken glass in his bare feet. That was NOT lush. His feet still completely fucked
At moment he try to read some books, he's not very smart, he's obese and unfit, he falls over easily too. He trying to make it to the end of next week but things look bleak.
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>>83652144
>gf

notice he has a GIRLfriend not a WOMANfriend. hmm.
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>noncemong using posters to get his sexual kicks again
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>>83652138
Mark hasn't spent a single month out of a betting shop since he turned 18 lad
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We cooking that dinner. He likes his stew cooked a little bit longer and with 4x the garlic and black pepper. Hot meals a real luxury when the trekkie brekkies have ended.
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>>83652230
You don't get it lad he's a nonce hunter and those nonce erotic posts he makes are what the thread nonces are thinking not him.
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>>83652306
Ah, makes sense, but what about his erection whilst thinking of these things, is it just so he knows how they feel?
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>>83652333
>>83652306
>>83652230

you one of seans noncing mates? no, but seriously, just stop giving it attention.
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>>83652348
Shut it NONCEy, you're fooling nobody.
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>>83652350
not me lad. the more you bite their bait the more they'll do it.
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>>83652358
Good, it's fun having somebody to laugh at who genuinely deserves it.
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>>83652364
agreed lid xx
hll paedo defenders make me SICK.
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>>83652374
Now you're moving onto another one. Have you spilled your seed to the lollers fantasy, now moving on to HHL?
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Severely depressed today
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>>83652381
nah mate, just pointing out the obvious.
you one of these paedo lovers?
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>>83652383
Take some vitamin D for a few weeks youll be alright sad lad
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>>83652383
what is the matter
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>>83652387
Your mum's a paedo lover, because she has to love you.
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>>83652406
your mum jokes in 2026?
you're really on damage control kek
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>>83652406
>Your mum
Uuuuhhh cringe
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>>83652410
You just got done, lad. Don't be so salty because you're not as quick witted as I am.
Sulk much? Kek.
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>>83652383
Why don't you watch some asmr?
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>>83652417
Sulk? not me lad. I find great happiness in watching you go on a melty :D
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Oh no, I should change my posting style and copy an image to reply
Boohoohoo oh why is life sooooooooooo mean.
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>>83652406
helper and his fellow bum bandits have truly fallen
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Lads arguing and getting done all around me, hope I'm safe x
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>>83652429
You're going to be seething all day now aren't you. Don't be mad at me because you lack the skills to compete.
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>>83652422
Too much make up on this bint tbqhwyl
its make up not cake up x
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The quicker people realise these troglodytes arguing are the same two people samefagging the quicker we can put this behind us
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>>83652442
what've I got to seethe about? please tell me :) you were seething when I logged on this morning >>83652230 I don't even need to be here and you're seething lol, I won you lost XD
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>>83652447
Too obvious for them to realise me thinks
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>>83652447
How about we have the next thread on bant?
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You were beaten lad, I'm not going to keep beating you when you're already beaten. I'm not mean like that.
You've been put in yer place lad. Now you're sulking and seething. Sucks to be you, I guess.
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>>83652477
still seething lad? I don't even need to be here. I live in your head rent free.
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>>83652475
good idea but will be deader than here
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me? I've never been done. I'm just a bit smarter and stronger than the other lads x
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Clutching at straws o'clock is it?
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>>83652446
I'm sure she would look better than most of our mediocre brit girls without makeup.
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>>83652533
Somethings going on with her chin and lip area, she focus's make up around there a lot so I just dont trust her. x
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>>83652475
at least they have ID's there, would curb some of this gay shit that's been going on here recently
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>>83652389
Ill give it a try thanks
>>83652391
Hate how cut throat society is nowadays, also that ill have to interact with these people for the foreseeable future, just want to go full hermit mode but not allowed to
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>>83652389
I'm also depressed and have been taking vit d for years, what's your next suggestion?
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>>83652285
you've tempted me to boot zomboid back up myself
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>>83652572
My next suggestion is figure out why you feel this way and fix it. You can do that through talking to other people or you can do that yourself.
You may not be able to fix it outright but you can make your living situation better.
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>>83652574
I regret not buying it sooner. Really is a thousand hours of content in the game if it scratches the right itches for you.

So far I'm on to day eight of the SeasideMARK playthrough. Just had the fucking helicopter come through and it drew a lot of zombies into my neighbourhood. Mark make a run away from the horde but he left all of his food, bokkles and lottery tickets back at his home which is now infested with zombies; he lucky to be able to hide in a different house but he's going to be hungry, lonely, bored and depressed soon if I don't get him into a proper spot or back to his own house.
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>>83652596
is there a bookies with a FOBT he can hide in?
But yeah it's great but not something I can play for days on end, maybe the odd day here and there :)
tbqh this'll be the first time i've logged in steam since boxing day
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All my parasocial youtubers are streaming project zomboid and it has infected britfeel. Sad!
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>>83652557
Don't see anything wrong with her (apart from her filthy smoking habit).
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>>83652616
Would enjoy breaching those lips with me filthy cockle.
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>>83652422
>>83652533
>>83652616
Why are white women so beautiful, bros?
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>>83652632
Wapanese pornstars are better mate. Especially when they sound like a mouse being raped.
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>>83652583
It's just SAD, I get it every year the worst in January. It is somewhat alleviated by my sunlight lamp that blasts me for half an hour in the morning, and vit d, but it's still present. I get absolutely hopeless and depressed and then spring rolls round and I realise that life is worth living again. I don't want to get hooked on antidepressants when I really only struggle a quarter of the year (and I like being able to cum)
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>>83652626
I would like to taste her freshly turned 18 lips if you get what I mean.
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>>83652639
>Wapanese pornstars are better mate. Especially when they sound like a mouse being raped.
I personally find average white woman to be more attractive than your average Japanese woman. Also, what the heck is Wapanese?
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>>83652616
I would say the chin has got me on edge but ultimately a woman who makes youtube videos is bad news anyway, I have met a few female youtubers in my time by association and they're all vapid.
They're not exactly the type to surprise you with a sandwich when you're off to work or some choccy just before you go to bed x
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Think I'm going to open the pack of gingerbread custard creams and eat 2 to 4 of them. You never know, it might alleviate my depression.
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>>83652642
>It's just SAD
>I get absolutely hopeless and depressed and then spring rolls round and I realise that life is worth living again

So you know what's causing it yet you're a complete slave to it. Sounds like cope to me lad, but if you want to keep living this way as a complete slave to your emotions then stay like that until you figure it out. Nothing I can say or do to help you.
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>>83652632
Because white is more natural. Even Indians and Japanese want our white (petite) women.
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Stop being spactic mong boys
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I posted the make it in 2026 stack yesterday.
But the play is
Starknet
Arbitrum
and DoubleZero.

There is still time. But you might miss out on Starknet if you dont act today.
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Let's play a class game.
https://www.shoutoutuk.org/game/story.html
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>>83652672
>thinking you personally can help someone on britfeel
>getting butthurt when they rightly point out you can't
Some fuckin saviour complex you've got there lad
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>>83652710
This is what they are teaching kids.
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>>83652710
is this the one that puts you on a watch list for looking up immigration stats? kek

The country is beyond fucked
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>>83652703
Sorry lad I'm too much of a retard to understand any of this shit. I can buy monero and then buy drugs with it but I can't see any logical use for any of the things you've just posted, nor comprehend what they're even claiming that their product is good at.
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At that spoons me. Just necked a large breakfast and it was lush. Got them free refills on tap x
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>>83652728
Looks good, lad. You deserve it.
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>>83652661
I doubt she's the sort to do that. She'll be busy with university and has a loving boyfriend. I expect she's a feminist.
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>>83652698
>Because white is more natural. Even Indians and Japanese want our white (petite) women.
White women just have the most beautiful faces in my opinion. I am hapa though.
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>>83652713
that is GRIM
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>>83652711
Thats not what happened at all, callously disingenuous bad faith actor anon x
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>>83652728
How many woffees you reckon you'll have? Might as well make the most of it n
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>>83652728
>At that spoons me. Just necked a large breakfast and it was lush. Got them free refills on tap x
noncemong fuming
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>>83652728
Gotta fill up and get lots of energy before your Greggs shift, lad.
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>>83652745
rent free mate
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>>83652734
The lad you're replying to is Turkish
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>>83652739
Nope that is exactly what happened, you suggested some bullshit and then snapped and got angry when it was rebuffed as worthless.
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Women won't fuck me. Not even some ugly fat one. Why should I care about contributing to society? Sex and relationships are important to me.
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>>83652731

Cheers lid. It's a hard life necking these spoons breakfasts but someone has to do it x

>>83652744

On the wuppas not the woffees. Might get a latte for the road.
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>>83652728
>tiny amount of microwaved own-brand beans
>a single soggy mushroom
>cummy-white egg not cooked properly
>sawdust-filed catering sausages
>chorleywood bread for toast
>mass-produced frozen oven hash browns
>bacon that might as well be raw
Wow, fit for a king, truly.
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>>83652716
I agree. I feel sorry for people with children, how it can't terrify them, is beyond me.
>>83652738
Truly. Also it's only aimed at white children, as both characters are white on that game. As usual, it's the white people of the country that are the bad guys.
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>>83652716
war soon brother, the rats will flee and the normies will die
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>>83652734
I am white myself lad. Believe me...I have never gotten a drop of pussy because of my skin colour. Don't feel bad.
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>>83652763
Say what you will about spoons but their hash browns are very high tier. They get the crisp level perfect. The rest is slop though, once made the mistake of getting a poached egg and it was some sort of pre-poached abomination.
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>>83652725
starknet is used to gain yield on BTC they posted 433% active address growth last year. arbitrum down 59%, optimism down 66%, zksync searching for relevance. strk captured 1,455 btc through tbTC integration and anchorage custody. only l2 actually growing found its niche: bitcoin holders who want yields without bridging to binance.

btc yield got everyone's attention but look at the perps volume

more than eth and sol combined. that's not just yield farmers, that's real flow

at the moment its 0.08 a coin, we are at the bottom, we'll see real growth soon. probably around 3 usd a coin.
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>>83652667
Update, I ate 5 to 6 instead. No major change in mental health quality.
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Once you get to a certain age and have failed so far, you stop bothering. For me hitting 30 was game over. I never got to experience a bird in her prime. Women my age are hideous, menopausal hags with even higher expectations of men.
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>>83652779
Try it with a nice glass of milk next time.
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The only thing that makes me happy is routine and achieving things at work that other people are impressed by. Without work I just get fucking depressed and angry. I need to be winning at something and doing well.
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>>83652776
Ok thanks lad, I'm still very retarded though. Is this thing StarkNet token (STRK) on coinbase? If I stick a couple hundred into there I could be Mr moneybags?
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>>83652783
Strongly turk-coded this post, not natural British syntax at all.
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>>83652783
Same lad, I'll admit I am extremely bitter that I never got to experience a woman in her prime while my body was in its prime too. Like categorically that is an impossibility for me now and it makes me insanely angry and depressed to contemplate it.
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To this day I still think about the Cambridge interview I fucked up.
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>>83652752
No I am a white british incel. Being white has given me no advantage in appealing to women. I may as well be brown or obese.
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>>83652787
Might be onto something there. Will report back after this afternoon's biccie break.
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>>83652791
Yeah its on coinbase and kraken. Starknet and Arbitrum are the plays, doublezero will pick up later
these are long haul plays
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>>83652796
Yeah just look at the dating pool now in your 30s and 40s. Grim obese single mothers. I get so fucking sad every night knowing even if I fixed my shit life to a somewhat normal one, all that is left are menopausal women. I'd have to win the lottery to get what I want.
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>>83652805
Ok haven't got the slightest clue what any of this means but you've convinced me, shall be sticking a hundred quid in each and waiting forever. If it pays off I'll see you at the super secret Antarctica Epstein island replica.
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>>83652796
>>83652810
Dont worry lads, ill dig out the old violin that only plays sad songs
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HHL unironically has a better life than most posters here lmao
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>No I am a white british incel
Only 1 out of the 3 is true
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HAPA lassies with big tits are truly the most attractive. No arguments.
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>>83652836
I am white british fuck you bloody!
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>>83652814
you will not find these plays on /biz/, feel free to run what Ive said through a bot of your choice to verify. I will see you at the island.
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>>83652846
Can't believe how hypocritical turkmong is about asmr girls having tattoos when he's got all those abominations on his arms. I also expected him to be fatter but I suppose he can't get too much sustenance delivered to his minaret
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A mong is having fun with AI right now.
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Nu bread
>>83652859
Nu bread
>>83652859
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Can we have a DVD edition for once, lids? Pleeeeaaaseeee?
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>>83652710
Is this the game with the purple hair baddie



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