doune castle edish
yes mummy OwO
might pop to the bookies tomorrow might notwhich is the best bookies to go to?
>>83760330None they're all full of crackheads. If you're going to gamble just do it online lid.
Cor another castle. Lovely edish.
Just had me tea (din dins for you southerners) bit late but was lush x
>>83760322I love Amelia
Off to beddingbury aren't i X
>>83760381Got any more Amelia? XD
>>83760391Imagine if women were on our side
>>83760413There is an Amelia out there for everyone.
My last one lidI find it highly laughable that the pathways bollocks basically backfired on them, tbqhwy.
Sad mong and his imaginary right-wing girlfriend
6 pints in only tonight de lads
off to bed lads, night xx
Music to Bumsesh to?
how do you stop thinking about sex and letting it rule your monkey brain (im 34)?
>>83760627https://youtu.be/3eluGhGwbtI
>>83760627Go on lad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY
Had to take down the zomboid server for a bit ladsWill be going up again at 8am on same IP if anyone wants to join
>>83760947ill come on at some point tomorrow afternoon if thats cool? whats the ip?
Bum sex
>>83760975easier if you just copy paste this into your browsersteam://connect/170.23.153.231:27025but the ip and port are there if you want to do it traditionally
Arnold Schwarzenigger
justaminx used to be fit back int' day
gonna give the threadington a quick bump before i go to bed, it seems right
I want to die I want to die I want to die
don't die please /britfeel/I'd miss you
>>83762199not going anywhere de lid
Garn work now in 20. Someone has to do it.
Escortlad reporting in.Saw the escort for the 4th time yesterday. Went better than the last meeting. Managed to cum twice this time; once when she rode me in cowgirl, the other when I fucked her hard in missionary. She was moaning a lot more this time than last time (especially when I fucked her in missionary), idk if she was faking it but felt good. Had another good chat where we got to know more about each other. She again sent me a big red heart emoji afterwards and said she had a lovely time when we were getting dressed at the end. I discussed seeing her every 2 weeks and she seemed happy with it. Said we can meet on Sunday 8th Feb.Honestly think it was fate that I met her.
>>83762961Well done de lad ask her next time if she wants to grab some drinks afterwards
Wee nap on the cards later. Knackered af
Morning lads Morning ladsWhat are we doing today
>>83763330Sprogberg just hurt himself in the day care now have to take him to the doctor
>>83763330Morning de ladNothing much really, probably just staying indoors wishing I were dead x
Revelations from yesterday. Remember the spammer(s) and troll(s) are using a proxy site. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#q83756246>There is a site that mirrors 4chan and has 4chanx built into it, it runs on proxies to allow you to post when you get banned it spawns another proxy. That site also hosts cp and furfag shit and its the current go to for trolls and spammers. You can spot them better on boards like /pol/ because their flag with change and so will their idhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#q83756333>PPE allows them to attach fake thumbnails to cp pictures so the mods don't see them and they can use hidden messages to talk about cp I guesshttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#q83756511>To be more accurate, it allows them to embed it into photos and only people with that extension can see it. It's only on PNG's though.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#q83756535>Further proofs. Same image and randomised file name also the cooldown is no faster its actually slower if you want no cooldown you have to buy a gold pass. These spammers are paying to use a cp site and line the pockets of a nonce
alri david hoffman lad he he
Makes you wonder if all the lolcow image spam was just nonces sharing cp
Failed me 2nd driving test. No minor - I slowed down a big fucking Landrover thing. Whatever lads. Life ain't fair. Dashcam footage shows it charging down the road. Will have to buy a test off a scalper.The Deanos win again...
>>83763412>Will have to buy a test off a scalperthat'll be 12000 bong please
>>83763417It's all some tiresome lad. Just want me licence. Fuckass fucking country. Pretty mad that the backlog will literally never be fixed innit.
Gotta go to the docs today not comfy too many people around :(
Unironic nonces spamming British generals accusing other posters of being nonces. Oh the irony.
fucked me back i have, in terrible agony atm me send help
>>83763444GL Lad, rather you than me.
>>83763454Same, just done it now getting out of bed. Right side of your back, middle to upper?
>The "escortmong" gimmick is from a /brit/ personality called heathermong. He's previously posted incessantly about "irish diaspora", tonsil stones, phimosis and his paedophilic fantasies of black men raping teenage white girls.Highly recommend you just filter the word escort and move on.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#q83758304
still on one a day later, rattled and it shows.
>>83763465lower back de lad, it painful x
Gotten up haven't i XBit of a backlog today, fingerberg also hurting a little still
Spammong/heathermong exposed, uses a site that hosts cp and spams british threads and we're rattle. lmfao
Soundspacker is a nonce
>>83763479You said that yesterday. I thought it was proof, not just a link to what you said yesterday.
unwashed virgin glued to 4chan for 16 hours everyday spamming threads and wanking to cp
>>83763505He postYou read
>its 2 phones it must be!>its the proxysite!>they're using multiple pc's multiple phones!rent free lads x
>>83763484You may be entitled to bennies for that lid
Had me some cheese on toast for brekkies, what's everyone else had?
>>83763484I did something similar a few years ago, could hardly breathe or walk, and that was just a pulled muscle. Got to go out as well, but only round the corner to the petrol station.>>83763521Nothing, I'll have a bacon and brie sarni for dinner.
file names look like this 1756626008760674.jpg when they randomise the file name and change the hash of the file you have been paying attention haven't you?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#83756465>same file names that dvdmong uses this makes me do a think
>>83763533rent free lad and ITS LUSH x
going on the opiates now, doctor's order x
>>83763521Nothing today, usually skip breakfast myself
>>83763533You'll find that randomized file names is a standard option for 4chanX... You're reaching a bit too much and making yourself look silly.
>>83763544What opiate of choice is it today delid x
I forgot to give you lads the great news I have. Slept 9.5 hours last night, taking my weekly total up to 71.5 hours for the week. Not too shabby.
back peddling now lmao
>>83763551>making yourself look sillySillier.
Garn on that napgrind in 30
>its the david hoffman proxy! im sure of it!>they're changing the file names!!!!!>its the hash its the hash!!
>>83763569It's a bit early in the day for that lid, not sleep much last night?
Are these still a thing? used to love them. The iceland ones aren't quite the same
>>83763574Last couple of days ive been extremely tired in the morning after im up a couple of hours even after a good nights sleep, not sure why. Usually take a 90 min nap from 10 to 12
>>83763601stop eating ultra processed food
>>83763612My body my choice x
>>83763601Birdeyes ones i've seen online, not findus though.
Personality drama shifted back to /brit/>>>/int/2187621451760575899428357.png
>>83763648Good let it stay there
Weird int it, how somebody turns up talking about how great /brit/ is, then posters start getting harassed (talking about the recent campaign, I don't think /brit/ was mentioned when DM was getting harassed), and decide to leave and go to /brit/.
>>83763662Not sure I following this one, what do you mean?
Me? Never even been on /int/
Odds on him coming back before the end of the month?
>>83763664I think the person trying to make /brit/ seem like a great place, also played a part in chasing posters out of the thread.There's no logic to my thinking, and it always suspects people of being up to no good.
>>83763678Never. You'll need to find a new lolcow.
>>83763680Me? I think seethemong, proxymong, etc are all the same person just out to cause drama.
>you could get a job in a warehouse/kitchen/pub tomorrow if you chose to.>if you think youre "above" those jobs your CV says otherwisewhy do redditors think it's easy to get a job? why don't you get a job tomorrow?
>You can get agency warehouse jobs that will literally start you the same day you applythey honestly believe this. I don't even have a car or driving licence. There's nothing in my area. Lots of shops but that's a small amount of jobs in the grand scheme of things. Those are all taken by young people and women anyway. And no I'm not going to take a train to another town or bus because that's ridiculous amount of money wasting on minimum wage. In fact you wouldn't sustain yourself independently on minimum wage.
>>83763756Change the fucking record ladwe know you dont want to work, we know you will never work, we all know your opinions on the dreaded warehouse jobAll this free time and all you do is talk about work, lmao wagies are living rent free in your head
So it was all projection, accusing personalities of being nonces and writing detailed nonce literature about them abusing kids was from the hands of an actual nonce playing armchair nonce hunter
In the same position desu. They just think you know someone at a vat registered company or the postman. You cannot get a countersigned passport unless you PERSONALLY know someone for at least two years and isn't related. You can't just walk into a police station and ask, even if they have every fucking detail on you. I've accepted the fact I will die in the same shitty town I was born in and do nothing with my life. I'm now getting sad.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1qmquc5/how_to_get_passport_counter_signature_alternatives/
It's been a bad week for Seaside. He's on day four of the Crackapocalypse.Yesterday he try to clear out the police station to try and get some guns but there was a huge horde inside and around the building. He shit himself in fear and there was no way he was going to take any of them on when he's got shit in his kecks. He run back to the car screaming in fear and high tails it out of the area, in his panic he crash into a fucking tree and almost knocks himself out. Eventually, he made it back to his flat but not without a slew of moderate injuries. He try keep it comfy for a few days, he is lucky he didn't die. He on those pain killers and anti anxiety meds now.He all bandaged up and bokkles for breakfast today.
>>83763678He's been doing dry jan off of youtubes no more youtubes for the foreseeable
>>83763786Doctors charge to sign them i think Its easy lad, just lie, i still to this day have no idea who signed my counter signature lel
monging it up today lids x
>>83763782Well I don't want to work because it's depressing jobs for lads like me, if I'm even lucky to get that far. My life is shit, never had any fun as an adult or travelled anywhere. I don't even have any relationship experience or a good group of friends. All my life will be is doing shit work without any fun. Can you blame me for having this view?
>>83763787How good is he with electrics? Hope he's been doing some reading lad
>>83763796They don't anymore. Getting an appointment is incredibly difficult too. All triaged and online now. You think they'll want to talk about countersigning in your 5 minute appointment? I don't. If there wasn't so much red tape for us lads that have to go through life by ourselves, maybe I'd be more useful to society.
>83763799Shouldn't you have your tongue up Leto's arse right now while you're sharing CP proxynonce
>it's the proxy it has to be!>they're changing the files names!!!!>its the hash man its the hash!!!!!rattled all weekend hehe x
>>83763801You post here for more hours a day than most wagies work lad
>>83763806He's not good with electrics at all but he's desperately trying to find a beginners book for the subject. He's been doing lots of reading on carpentry, mechanics and reloading/rearming guns in his meantime. He want get revenge for what happened to 'Ellen.
The only thing we're rattled about is having an actual nonce in the thread
>>83763838Sean moved to /brit/?
I feel sorry for the lad, he probably posted something and got humiliated, now has to spit his dummy out constantly to soothe his seething soul. Poor lil lad.
>>83763843>Targets HHL>Ignores L*llers
>yellow + amber warning for wind and heavy rainwe really do get some the shittiest winters ladsThe rest of the northern hemisphere is under 5ft of snow apart from this tiny shit hole island
spazzymong on a megamelty and its LUSH x>its the proxy!!!>its different file names!!>its the hash!!hahahahaah
It would be interesting to move to /bant/ and see how many ids and flags this sad case goes through if he's brave enough to post on /bant/
Lads, it probably winds him up that the "mongs" are laughing at him. Such a delicate soul, stop laughing at him, it really hurts his feefees.
>>83763831This is more fun than sorting nuts and bolts all day in a factory.
jammers used to work in a box factory and all he was doing was feeding cardboard into a machine for it to be precisely cut (for those stands you see im supermarkets)Imagine doing that for your entire life and never having a girlfriend.
The funny thing about Ruthmong is that he has the exact same life as someone who as smoked weed all day, every day for the last 20 years. Except he's miserable instead of stoned
I'm sorry to inform you that later today and tomorrow will be CHAOS!
David Hoffman and Sean the spazzymonghehe x
Every day he seethes and posts the same things over and over. Sad, and also boring.
>>83763905Yeah but at least I have my mind and physical health if I get out of this situation.
waaa he is using the David Hoffman proxy waaaa hehe x
>>83763907I don't live in the area anymore but we had a mega flood at one point https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67187078
Been watching them billy moore videos lately. Why is so much of the UK full of grim housing, druggies, vandalism and litter everywhere? It is honestly quite depressing to know if I'm on the streets someday there is no help. I'd just be sitting under a bridge somewhere in the cold hoping a druggie doesn't attack.
>>83763930Every single word of this post is just utter cope.You don't have your mind lad. You are the most mental person on /britfeel/, a thread full of mental cases. I doubt your physical health is very good either. And finally, you will never get out of that situation. You've said so yourself. You have no plans to ever try.
ffs got an appointment with the mentyelf man friday not looking forward to it one bit.
>>83763947What for? I have them come out to me now, haven't made the trip in for a long time. Just got to play your cards right.
Isn't it fucking sad people have lots of fun from the start of adult life and then there are others, like us that have absolutely no fun in life. We are just expected to work some shit job and continue to live a sad, mundane way of life. That is meant to be our role in society.
>>83763971If it weren't for me hidden disability i'd have worked all me life lid not my fault I didn't choose to be born x
>>83763971Others like you, you mean. I've had a very fun life. I get that you want to cope and pretend everyone here is as badly off as you. Thankfully not everyone is.
>>83763971I don't fancy working a min wage job for the rest of my life, just filling someone else's pocket up isn't it? Why would I work when I can get bennies, house paid for, ect? Wagies haven't clocked on yet which is good, we need someone to pay for our lifestyle.
>>83764010Your life as you know it won't last. It's simply unsustainable, the massive growth in fake mental disorders, plus all the immigrants. The house of cards will come crashing down.
Spaffed spontaneously just now didn't i X
>>83764019>fake mental disordersDiagnosed before the mentyelf crash out me lad, im safe. They're going after the under 25s.
Lill Unc and Sneedemfeedem linked up. Yeet it or keep it?
>>83763971So go and have fun, nobody is stopping you.
>>83763857Lollers is an ethical nonce though. Big difference.
I'm grateful to have you lads in muh life.
>>83764102Likewise lid, might not have any frends IRL but got my lids here x
*wonders what fun noises his back pain twin is making*Mainly nurrgghh for me.
>>83764043Too old for that now. That train has sailed a long time ago.
Blad about? Any idea why my PIP didn't go in today? Usually every four weeks on a Monday. Last date was 29th of January. Of course, went in early on 23rd due to the holidays. So it SHOULD be due today. Very worrying.
>>83764100Wtf is an "ethical nonce". How is that possible
>>83763938never understand people living within 400m of a river not having insurance and flood protection. I found a nice flat in i think Ross-on-Wye not far from the rowing club.Went on the Welsh? flood govt site to check the flood risk, was yellow. Decided not to move there, lucky as well as after further research the neighbour was in the paper for being a pian in the arse to the authorities.
>>83760315Would the world be different today if you had accepted our offer of peace to divide the world between us?
>>83764124You never know with these things, you could live in my town, if so, you do have a fren IRL.
>>83764129You realise 60yr old are having wild drug and alcohol fuelled orgies, second only to homos for the greastest amounts of STI's, regularly go on excursions together etc etcYou're not having fun as it's not being presented on a plate for you and you're too lazy to get a passport countersignature.
>>83764192I have nobody to countersign it anyway.
>>83763857HHL is an easy target. Lollers is an intelligent psychopath with hacking skills
Who even is lollers? I see people mentioning him but no idea what poster it refers to.
>>83764219Your GP lad? Dentist?
>>83764186Doubt it lid, there was an anon here a few days/weeks ago from the same place though.
>>83764219Why would a passport need to be countersigned? Is that a Turkish thing?
>>83764236why dont you fuck around and find out
>>83764259Lol, there was a point where you did have to get your photo countersigned, I reapplied for mine during covid and just had to take a photo on a white background (bedroom wall) with my phone and it was with me within a few weeks. No signature needed.
>>83764269Ruthmong doesn't have a camera though
>>83764259The Turkish flag was a ruse lad. Proxynonce posting from the nonce site and using a Turkish proxy ip to keep the drama going here
>>83764269Same, I got a new passport last month. Took a selfie on my phone, my passport arrived 2 weeks later. It's really easy, can't believe someone couldn't do it.But that's in the UK, the process might not be the same in other countries.
>>83764219https://www.gov.uk/countersigning-passport-applications
*walks up to the counter at mcdonalds*High, could you sign this please. Cheers.*walks off*
>>83764294>highmongboy
>>83764299Ya got mi.
I think my back pain twin died lads. Just goes to show, don't ignore these things, any little niggling thing could and will kill ya.*crushes up a cocodamol and sprinkles it on the floor for a fallen homie*
>in lidl>see woffee i drink for 4 quid>result>get to till>thats 6:70 please>mfw The things you want are either never in stock or the price is just wrong, no one gives a fuck anymore, grim state of affairs
>its the proxy site!!!>they're using turkish IPs!!!>i've got it all figured out!!
>>83764219Just apply online lid, https://www.gov.uk/overseas-passports since you're abroad x
Do they hand out British passports in turkey?
Anyone else here not drive? 29 and had a few lessons back in the day but could never hack it. Don't feel like I am missing much out, extra expense on fuel and insurance ect. Better spent elsewhere.
>>83764359Yep, 46 and never had a lesson.
>>83764363Never driven, never had sex. Not much of a life is it
>>83764363It's not so bad. I don't see why deanos and the like look down on us who don't have one. Last I checked you didn't need a car to get around in the UK, it isn't like we live in a car-centric place like the US for example.
>>83764278It's been known ruthmong is Turkish a long time before the flag thing
>>83764389The images he used for the Ruthmong larp were posted by a Turk that's not to say he is a Turk and could have used the Turkish flag on /brit/ to continue the larp and drama. Either way it's a larp that should have died years ago but we are into 4 years of it now. It's a larp, play along like a soft cunt to the same posts he makes or ignore him. Up to you pal that my pennies worth
>>83764378Rather not have a car lad, deanos is on contract hire anyway so he doesnt own one either
>>83764426>play along like a soft cunt to the same posts he makes or ignore himSpot on lid.
>>83764359Any time i asked my mum to teach me to drive she just lifted her head up from her mobile slop game, spewed all sorts of hatred and demoralising shit and went right back to her bubble pop or what ever the fuck shit she plays constantly Since then ive just given up on the idea, no real point sinking thousands into a car to do the same shit i currently do>but anon a car is some magical piece of machinery that will grant you all this freedom and you can drive ANYWHERE haha isnt that great??Everywhere is a speed camera infested, temporary traffic light, pot hole ridden expensive fucking mess , all the places you think of visiting are overpriced shitholes, never mind the fucking state of driving in this country
>>83764444You are supposed to get a driving instructor. Why would you expect your mum to teach you to drive? Just because she can drive, doesn't mean she knows how to teach someone to drive.
>>83764452Not the entire thing lad fuck sakeI mean a bit of cunting around in a car park, getting a feel for how everything works etc, rather not pay 30-50 an hour to do simple shit At this rate its probably cheaper to just not have a licence and pay the fines lel
>>83764469>cunting around in a car park, getting a feel for how everything worksThat's like 20 minutes of your first lesson pal
>>83764444Nice digits ladUs non-drivers aren't missing out lad on anything at all. Plus it puts people off employing you if you don't have a license which is another benefit.
>>83764478eh ill get round to it one day Im gonna do the bike test first, ive had a little 125 for a few years now
>>83764469You don't need to have a pre-lesson to learn how to drive the car before you have driving lessons. The instructor will cover all that stuff in the first 15 minutes of your lesson, and do it better than your mother.
Got that 99 fire making last night didn't I
>>83764488Oh you're that mong. Don't bother you won't pass, you won't even be able to do the theory because you're a retard
He's not a paedophile, he's just really really really interested in paedophiles. See the difference, lads? Good.
>>83764502>Oh you're that mongQRD?
>>83764509he is just raging he cant ride a motorcycle
>>83764500nice one lid, thought it was meant to be saturday night though. slacking are we?
>>83764359Sean can't drive
I find women in the age range 15-19 to be very attractive.
>>83764359I'm 30, having my first lessons next week. Extremely nervous, nightmares and sweats every night, have even vomited once thinking about it. I have never touched a wheel, know jack shit about gears or pedals or how they work. I know I will be shit and I know I will hit another car, or make other motorists extremely pissed off at me. I know I will stall fifty times in the first lesson. I'm so fucked.
>>83764517Under estimated how long it would take. Probably shouldn't have been burning povvo tier logs.
>>83764522Yeah, you and literally every single normal straight male do. I swear the denial of basic facts about appearance have caused more psychic damage to the world than every psyop put together.
Me? all my driving experience is in my sim-rig and I can wager that makes me the most capable driver here.Picrel not my rig, but close enough.
>>83764522They're mentally children though
Proxynonce is a dosser playing vidya, causing drama on 4chan and wanking to pictures of kids all day everyday
>>83764511haha, tbqh I'd shit it on a bike so fair play.
