Snowed In EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83703190https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83703190Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
Anybody have anything they wanna share?@r anon@rlg@Brosis@Ass-Masseur@confession anon@OP-M@errands anon@auntfem@Throatmom-anon@Gothmom anon@Improve anon@punic anon@D-cup anon@Silver Fox anon@Cuzcbro@Dexter@Hapa-chan@Abusemom anon@Mine anon@Felix@Enon@Neet-chan@Boobs guy@Escobar@Plankfem@Catfish anon@Nomi@Uncle anon@Jocasta@Link@Blackanon@Convention Bro@Winemom anon@kels@Waterpark anon@Any new people
>snowed in with mommmy
Hopefully Throatmom-anon is having a good Australia Day
Is that really what happens? A little snow and you immediately resort to fucking your family?
You know what we haven't seen yet?The mom stealing away her son from his girlfriend
>>83763010@everyoneStay safeStay warm
keeping mommy safe and warm
>>83764384Just because we haven't asked hard enough, I bet you all the good boys like felix were talking to some other girl before their moms decided to finally get seriousAnd with escobar it was the opposite case, some other girl stole him away from his mom
>>83764069>multiple feet of snow>powers out>only source of warmth is a gas fireplace in the living room>you share an air mattress in front of the fireplace with your mom/sister/aunt/cousin/grandma>you wake up with your morning wood pressed against her assSeems like a good way to pass the time while staying warm
>>83763005Mommy's snowed in with CHADSON
>>83763005Last Week's UpdatesHapa-chan>>83706211Nomi>>83708084Convention Bro>>83721123Enon>>83726248Escobar>>83736791
>>83765888interested in convention bro backstory, where can I find more?
>fairly manageable amount of snow out here>but it's too cold to bother going anywhereGetting cucked out of what little sex I get by the cold, such a shame. Been getting towards 40 below once you factor in windchill most days. My heated floors are getting a workout this year.
>>83766816Generally wouldn't not being able to go anywhere and sharing warmth be an excuse for more sex?
>>83766858In a normal situation it would be great for that, yeah. We don't live together though so it's just me and the kiddo and our cat.
>>83766816>Getting cucked out of what little sex I get by the coldUnacceptable, you should demand Sisbro ride a moose to your house for a caribouty call. A little chill never bothered anybody
>>83766879Sorry for the dumb questions I only started coming here recently, need to lurk more>kiddoboy or girl?
>>83766892Unfortunately in this cold you get frostbite in 5-10 minutes generally, so he's been at home with his family. Later this week things will get closer to normal tempwise. I'll probably make a big pot of chili and some garlic knots and make him earn his lunch.
>>83766920>I only started coming here recentlyDo you have any experiences? What made you interested in the incest thread?
>>83766920Understandable. We have a girl, a little under two years old. Pregnant again now, don't know the genders yet though.
>>83766995Nothing really, did a little messing with cousins as a kid but nothing worth sharing beyond flashing unril we got too old and it got weird.>>83767009Good luck with the pregnancy
>>83766995>What made you interested in the incest thread?I've lurked in other incest threads around the site so it's nothing new, It's only that I recently realised this wasn't actually a mother-son thread and more an all comers community.Plus I find incest peculiarly animating.
>>83767150>Plus I find incest peculiarly animating.A pretty sizable chunk of the population find it animating if media trends and porn habits are anything to go by
>>83766562He always posts the same dungeon mushi images, look him up that way
>>83766562This is the start of his storyhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82719155/#82748154https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82787827/#82790021
>>83767286Gotta be honest I have sisters, never had much interest in them but if we were in pre roman reformed egypt I have to wonder...
Do you wanna build a snowmom?
>>83767009>Pregnant again now, don't know the genders yet though.How far along are you?
Mommy making hot cocoa topped with mini marshmallows and whipped cream
Last week's trivia question was getting really interesting, shame the thread died early
>>83769682It's still up in the archive, people can read the responses and post their own if they want to>>83763005>>83704129>Piggybacking off of this, PEOPLE OF /MCG/ I COME TO YOU WITH A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT:>Imagine for a second it's not you but rather your significant other coming to /mcg/ to post about their lives with (you)>How would that look like? What would they be saying about (you)?
>>83769736H-c is an absolute...
>>83769955>H-c is an absolute...Misunderstood Electral Sweetheart? Indeed, she is
>>83770038>ElectralI never understood why it became associated with a myth of killing her mother for killing her fatherSurely Myrrha fits closer for manyalthough neither are quite right.I wonder how many dad lovers ancient greek mythology even has?Myrrha fits her
>>83770487*Myrrha fits her less well because Myrrha actually got to use her dad's dick, but her dad also shut her down completely when he realised her intention.How do you get the rejection after the sex?
>>83767096Thank you!>>83768436About 13 weeks in, due in the summer if all goes well. Really close to their dad's birthday, actually..
>>83770854So that's like mid october...Dob you think you'll be more prepared for all the pregnancy weirdness and horniness this time?
>>83770915>So that's like mid october...Conceived in mid-November, but adding a couple weeks because I guess it's normal to count from your last period for some reason. So the day that I KNOW it happened was technically week 3 or something like that. Definitely more ready this time, though the severity of stuff has varied. The heartburn has been a lot worse this time around.
hej everyone, good morninghope everyone had a nice weekend>>83770854can i ask you, i always wondered about this, how does money work in this?You said you were single and your brother doesn't live with you, and you are already 3 months pregnant. You will get the big belly soon right? And then you can't work. How do you sustain on your own?Because i remember i talked to my mom once when i was maybe 11 about how she was pregnant, because i was thinking, with how our dad was, he probably was hard to be around, and i was curious about it, and she said that he still was financially contributing then, it was only when i was about 2 that he fully stopped working and just drank and did all the weird stuff he did before he was gone.But i can't imagine being pregnant alone without like being rich before it happens.
>>83771010I have a bunch of income streams. >lots of savings from my old job>streaming and doing various kind of side things from home that pay, have been expanding those recently>got into some solid investments early on and have good passive income from those>own a big piece of farmland and rent it outI also have a GIC ladder or whatever they call it set up. Basically>have a bunch of investments at my bank, get guaranteed interest >at the end of the term I can pull the money out or just reinvest it with the interestI have a bunch of them with various term lengths and set it up so at least one matures (and gets reinvested) every year. My dream was always to be lazy and ironically I have worked my ass off to allow that.
>>83771085You are one financially committed brotherfucker...Just how many are you planning to support?
>>83771085Oh wow that is awesome that you are so prepared. Streaming like playing games on twitch? That is very cool i hope it goes well, what's your channel called?Also side things from home that pay, would you be willing to tell me what they are? I know i have a ton of time for this, but i do imagine in my perfect little fantasy that eventually i will have kids with my brother, and i will likely have to stay home for a while to take care of them, whatever our jobs will be, so if i can do some stuff for income from home to help him out, that would be great.Owning a big piece of farmland sounds very specific though, are your family like a long line of farmers? Or was it just something that you got randomly, like maybe at an auction, i have watched a bunch of american shows where they do auctions on like, unused car garrage or something, and people get to keep that stuff.Still i have to say, wow, you are amazing for being so prepared. I hope one day when i have kids i can be a mom like that too, instead of panicking. Because i know if i got pregnant right now or next year or the one after, i would have no clue what to do, i would just die from panic.
Momcest threads apparently need a financial planning and business management section, along with guides on pregnancy and legal advice....
>>83771113>You are one financially committed brotherfucker...Just how many are you planning to support?Probably won't be any more kids after this pregnancy. Very committed to my money, though. It's probably a little overkill. I have my eye on a company that's not public yet for a future investment as well.>>83771134I try to keep it separate from all this, but Twitch is one of the places. Multistreaming is pretty easy to set up so I also do Youtube and Kick (since the latter takes a really small cut of any money you get). Games are some of it. I've done stuff about my other interests before but would like to learn video editing and move that stuff to its own thing.
>>83771134>i do imagine in my perfect little fantasy that eventually i will have kids with my brotherGod this is sweet. Say, how is bromi? Did you guys have any sexy car dates over the weekend? How is he handling the whole relationship?
>>83771202Two is okay, but three is better, gives you a spare and offers more social dynamics for play even if the financial cost is a step higher.
>>83771255I had an ultrasound early on and there are two, or were then. Apparently there's a chance that one will absorb the other but if there are still two at the next one then they're more or less safe. That's what I'm told at least. I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much until then but it would be nice. Don't know how I'll tell them apart early on if they're the same gender though.
>>83771272Here's hoping they're fraternal and safe
>>83771272Well i hope everything goes okay. If i can ask, would you rather one absorbs the other and it is only 1 kid, or would you like to have 2 more?>>83771243Thank you. He is alright, i think. He is not as sad and shaken anymore like he was in december about that whole thing, kinda just trying to let it go and forget it.We did, not on the weekend, but yesterday after school. But actually we had a talk afterwards that is also about how he is handling the relationship.Basically we got back home, i then made us food, much later than i usually cook, and we sat down and i actually caused the discussion a bit, because i basically was sitting next to him, and i rolled over and got on his lap and kissed him, and i said that it's still so unbelivable to me that i can finally do this, and that basically started a multi topic talk, he talked about he also sometimes can't believe what is happening, and how he never thought this could work, and i asked him if he was happy because i was worried where this will go, and he said that surprisingly he is. He said that on our way home in the car, he was looking at me, and some random memory of us when i was like 5 playing with Lego with him popped into his head. And that he expected to feel like he is abusing me or something, guilty feeling, but it didn't come, because he said that he feels like I'm happy. Like he said that i was always cheerful, but that the more he thinks about it, the more he could feel that there was something off, and that he doesn't see it anymore. Kinda the same thing as mom said, he just said that i seem so much happier and at peace, and that it makes him feel at peace with this whole thing, and not like he is taking advantage of me. I kinda just laughed it off with a joke about the fact i was the one who confessed this not him, but i could tell he was serious, that this was a serious topic to him.
>>83771173Hey, i think thats half the fun. its like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get...What, would you rather read cuck porn spam?
>>83771513No I'm new here and being overly quizzical instead of lurking because my brain is super curious.You guys are discussing actual real and serious day to day stuff not just depraved fantasists trying to get each other to jack off from the most ridiculous larp like other incesty threads.
>>83771533Ill try to get you up to speed then with the named users so you know whats going onThis is not just endless porn spamming thread. You can find those on /b/, /trash/, /gif/ and probably others. While its that too, and we welcome and love momcest porn, this is more of a "serious" type of momcest/incest thread, where people talk, and even progress in real incestual relationships, or just get their fantasies and love for a family member off the chest.Here is some /MCG/ lorecurrently present people:>brosisProbably one of the longest appearing members here. Older woman who is in love with her brother. Her brother sadly got married and chose a "normal" life, but she still has sex with him very constantly, because there simply just is something between them. She is a single mother, the baby is her brothers, and now she is pregnant again with yet another round of her brothers babys. Classic "idk who dad is" scenario to rest of family.>nomi_raringSwedish girl i think 18 or 19, who came here about half a year ago. When she came here she was actually in the process of running away from home, and was planning to kill herself. She confessed her love to her brother whom she loved for years, and the idiot told their mom and she got into big trouble. We talked her into not killing herself, and she came back home, and after months of repairing family bonds, in december she lost her virginity to her brother. Also her brother is like a massive cuck, every girl he ever dated cheated on him.Names you will hear:>DexanonGuy who is currently in an active relationship with his mother, and they had sort of a faux "honeymoon". He comes very rarely>FelixGuy who came to talk about how he has always been in love with his mom, and went to great detail. After several weeks of talking about her, he shooted his shot. At first she said no and wanted to go therapy, then she calmed down and gave it a chance. Felix fucked his mom and they started secretly dating
>>83771652cont>H-c / Hapa / Hapa-chanGirl in love with her dad. She used to always write in censor bars. Unfortunately a couple days ago, she confessed her feelings to her dad, and he shut her down hard. Didnt kick her out the house or anything, but it seems she will never be nothing more than a daughter to him. so RIP there>EscobarEthnic dude who was heavily sexually abused by his mother most of his life, to the point that he cheated with his mom on his now wife, or still fiance? im not sure if they are already married. He has since cut contact with his mom and tries to forget her because she is an absolute horror nightmare woman. Still, hot momcest, im sure at least some ppl here would trade with himi think thats about all of the very frequently talked about ones or who appear frequently, maybe i forgot one or two, but they will gladly introduce themselves to you personally.All you need to know is basically, this isnt just a thread where people goon to incest, this is a thread where many are currently in incestual relationship, wish they were with a family member, or were commiting incest in the past. Its a very REAL thread compared to /b/ slopOH and if you see someone talking about "cuck stepdad" or "motherly cuckold" its this one fucking sperg who keeps comming and hating on everyone because no one wants to RP mom cuck NTR shit with him
>>83771652Eh I'd already figured out most of that about brosis and some of that about nomi_raring from reading a couple of archive posts, they're....talkativebrosis seems based with her head screwed on tightNomi_raring seems incredibly cute if a little sensitive. I saw mention of a threatened suicide attempt but thanks for explaining it.But dear how did you happen to stumble on 4chan then r9k and finally an active incest thread of all places across the web?Hapa-chan much commiserations to you, your situation is rough and by all rights you should have succeeded were he a lesser man the very thing that makes him attractive to you is also what makes him a prickly target. I want to say more but hesitate to say anything that could give false hope.Escobar dude that is fucking rough man, absolute devouring mother. Were you the one calling her La Puta?As I said earlier I have no significant incestuous hangups other than a compulsion to read about it. I'll likely only drift in and out of these threads on a whim, be an excitable overcurious autistic loudmouth for a while before drifting out.
>>83771767>I have no significant incestuous hangupsHey bro sorry if i made it sound like its a MUST HAVE to be here, i just want to clarify, that is not the case. All i meant to say was that this is a bit more serious thread, where its not just horny porn spammers, but also real people in real relationships.But you can still just stick around and talk to them, or just talk gooner porn stuff with the other ones. Talking to people having actual incestual relationships is very interesting because it all works so diffirently and its interesting to hear about it
>>83771767>one calling her La Puta?Yeah that's him, you can spot him by the fat asian titties he always posts
>>83772125Nah I didn't get that at all, just thought I'd be clear I'm not going to be very interesting to listen to.
I think my mom wants to fuck but she's old and grossnot even a little gross, I'm talking ma fratelli from the goonies grosswhat do
>>83771767hej, yeah i was in a really bad spot when i came here. I was actually on a death march, the whole reason why i wasn't afraid to post and just write the full truth, was because i thought i would be dead within a day or two, so for the first time i really just felt like whatever, might as well talk it out. While i didn't die, i found talking here super relaxing, it feels awesome having somewhere to talk about this. I have been keeping it a secret for most of my life, and it's really suffocating. I really really regret the whole suicide thing, because i scared the people i love. When my brother told our mom about it, i thought it was the end, that my life was over. Because how could i possibly come back from this. In my head, it seemed like my brother, the love of my life, hates me now and for sure thinks i'm crazy, and my mom is going to disown me or send me somewhere. I just thought there is no way out of it. I was very wrong and my brother actually is mostly responsible for making mom believe i didn't really mean it and that i just had an episode and none of it was real feelings.About how i heard about this site, well first time i heard about it from my brother, because i know he uses it too, but not this side of it. And then again i heard a lot about 4chan and how it's the one of the last "really anonymous" forums on discord, and so i thought okay, i will give it a try, maybe talking somewhere where no one knows me can help. So i asked on discord how to use it, and someone said that for what i want to know, i should go to /b/ because that's a "anything goes" board. But it was just a bunch of nonsense and nasty stuff, but there was a discussion called "get it off your chest" or something like that, so i went there, and it was all just insults and porn anyway, but someone said /b/ is a bad place for anything serious, if you want serious about this topic, go to /r9k/ and find a thread called /MCG/. And so i did, and i found it, and that's the whole story
I get the feeling half of this general would take Hapa-chan out on a date if they couldI know I would
>>83773347>but someone said /b/ is a bad place for anything serious, if you want serious about this topic, go to /r9k/ and find a thread called /MCG/.You found one of those rare good samaritans in a /b/ secrets/confessions thread? You caught a really lucky break, some angel must have been smiling on you and twisting fate.
>>83773406I wouldn't touch a crazy Hapa, I'm only doing it to meet her dad.
>>83773406She seems pretty cool, ngl
>>83773437I mean i think that angel must have been working overtime, because i really didn't make it easy for him. I really messed up back then, and i was writing here from my laptop while i was using a public wifi at a burger king and then later in a mall and on a train etc. I was caught in a bad storm and i was absolutely wet, and i got very very sick while i was sleeping out in trains and stuff, and if my brother didn't come for me and bring me home, i think i really would have died. So that angel really pulled an all nighter on me the way i see it.
>>83773515They probably needed an entire team managing your case.
>>83773515You also did the right thing and called him
>>83773406extremely kissable tummy
>>83773058Why do you think she wants to fuckAnd how old are you two
>>83773569I know and i'm so glad he instantly responded and jumped into his car and went to get me. I didn't even really know where i was, but he found the waiting room where i was, so he took me home.Honestly i can't even remember that part all that clearly, it feels like trying to remember a dream, where the memory just kinda disolves into nothing.>>83773540Yeah. Again i'm really not proud of what i did, and i honestly still can't believe i never got in trouble from stealing from that restaurant, i mean they had cameras for sure, i thought the police would come for me with like a court order to pay for the food or something. I really don't like to think back about it honestly, one of the stupidest moments of my life, but then i think about the fact that letting that truth out to him resulted in all of this, and now i get to kiss him and he holds me and treats me like a girlfriend and not just like a sibling, i can't decide if i'm happy it happened, or if i wish it never happened.
>>83773699I'm pretty sure there was a way to get your brother looking at you without the drama, but it happened so it is what happened, dealing with the what ifs is tiresome.
>>83773737I mean i tried, i really tried. I tried to drop hints and stuff all over. I tried to be as attractive as i could for him based on the stuff i knew he likes, i tried letting him see me naked "accidentally", i tried dropping like, subtle hints, or try to make jokes that would feel like they aren't jokes, hoping he would get the idea. The most physical thing i ever tried was this thing i tried once, when he was sleeping i laid down to him and i positioned myself super close to him, like so that our lips were very very close to each other, and i pretended to sleep, because i knew his alarm was gonna wake him up in like 2 minutes. I was kinda hoping that when he wakes up, he would notice how close he is to me, and he would like it and maybe he would think about kissing me or something. But he just woke up and got up and put a blanket over me and then left for his thing. After all the years of hiding it, and after seeing him date so many girls and all of them hurting him so much, i just felt like i couldn't take it anymore
>>83773699>i can't decide if i'm happy it happened, or if i wish it never happened.Well, it's also what finally made him look at differently, so it was quite dramatic but also romantic in the end, (thankfully)
>>83765135Why would I ever pull out if I was fucking my mom?Absolutely retarded
>>83773883I know, i'm very happy that it made him look at me like this and eventually even chose to try it and give us a chance. I guess it is romantic in a way, but i really hate that i put him and mom through that.My dream scenario was basically that i would have told him all the stuff i told him on the couch there, and he would grab me and hug me and say something like that he felt the same for years but was too scared to tell me, and we would kiss and stuff. But that was just my best scenario fantasy, i expected him to get mad, or shout at me, or be weirded out, i thought maybe i would have to talk to him a couple times to smooth it out and get him to maybe consider it. I really didn't expect him to run off and tell our mom instantly, like i really just never thought that could be what happens, my whole world kinda shattered in that moment. But i don't blame him for doing that, i'm sure it wasn't easy for him too to handle that situation.
>>83773857It must have sucked seeing conventionbro getting it right first try by simply talking it out
>>83774066Conventionbro was playing easy mode with a bunch of cheat codes enabled.His sister was literally talking about how he will need to support her if he got her pregnant, over breakfast the next morning.nomi was playing on hard mode from the start, and couldn't find any walkthroughs or figure out how to change the settings
>>83773911You'll be a fan of part 2 then
>>83771459Would rather they both make it. I think it would break my heart if only one made it. >>83771767I'm just old enough to have worked through a lot of my emotional baggage or at least found healthy outlets for it like music and exercise. That and too cynical (I guess?) to fall into the dumber mainstream views.
>>83774066i mean i was happy that someone else found the happiness they wanted, but for them it seemed to me like it kinda happened to both of them at the same time.Me, i have been in love with my brother since i was old enough to understand the concept of what it is, and what being attracted to a guy is. I just always felt and knew that he is the right one for me and that we were born to be together, reality just messed it up and made us siblings in the process. But i don't think that he thought about me this way the same as i did. I have been loving him for years, i was trying to drop hints all the time, i did anything i could to be attractive for him, and in the meantime he dated all those horrible soul sucking bitches, and there was even a risk that he would move away with one like away from the country because she had some stupid traveling fantasies.I feel like only after i confessed to him, and after we had our additional long conversations about me and us, that he understood that i'm very very serious and tried to look at me "like that" instead of just seeing me as his sister and thus a girl that is off limits. But until then i think he always just saw me as a sibling, and never as a girl he could ask out on a date or have a romantic thing with. That was the part that hurt the most, just seeing that me dropping my hints is not doing anything. I mean yeah hiding love for him for years was very painful, so i guess i'm glad he didn't have to go through it too, but it sucked because if he did feel the same as me, i think those hints would make him realize i want it too. But it's whatever now, i belong to him now, i gave him my first kiss and my first time, he likes the food i make him, he kisses me with a lot of passion and we shower together, we have dates and we have sex, and he doesn't talk to any other girls. Things are just kinda great right now
>>83774558I mean still, i have to say one thing.I know in your eyes your brother is the perfect man, the adonis gigachad, but genuinely, why the fuck did he run to your mom and snitch to her that you just confessed incestual love after you poured out your heart to himLike what the fuck was he thinking. You say you 2 had a great relationship even before, super close siblings, he even got beaten up by your dad to protect you. What the fuck went through his head to just go and tell mom something this fucking intimate. Like he could have reacted eww, he could have said no, he could tell you that you will talk about this later, he could say or do literally anything else, than run to your mom and tell her that you just confessed to him that you want to fuck him and be his sisterwife.Seriously, are you not mad at him at all for this? Did you 2 talk about this? Did he at least apologize or something?
>>83774066>>83774140The real enigma is Convention SisFrom what he's told us she's a sweet chill girl like Nomi but last week he also told us she'd be and I quote "a complete gremlin" if she posted here so I'm at a loss
>>83775169There are gremlins that are sweet though
>>83775195right up until you get them wet and feed them cum after midnight
There is definitely a 100% chance that there are full on mom/son breeding relationships out there.
>>83775543Age isn't in their favour the mom would need to either have him young or be a pedo.
>>83775543Gothmom anon from the general's earlier years impregnated his mom twice, neither made it to term thoughhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/73186697/#73201213
>>83775543Guy on /b/ said a mate of his got babytrapped by his crazy goldigger mother. So it happens.
>>83775573>have him young or be a pedoEscobar Mom then
>>83773406Only because you people keep imagining her like fucking Hinata Hyuga IRL, you people cannot even begin to imagine how caustic and toxic and abrasive and spiteful asian girls can be
>>83775573>have him young or be a pedo.If she did both she could be a mum-grandmum by like 25?
>>83775836It's the biggest psyop of white asian marriages, you can see it in the way Hapa-chan describes her mom sometimes.Whites have the biggest prefrontal cortex regions dealing with emotional self control, it's surprising how much neurological architecture differs racially, asians have bigger skull volumes yet critical regions aren't as developed
>>83775836>you people cannot even begin to imagine how caustic and toxic and abrasive and spiteful asian girls can beOne of the funniest things to come out of this general by far is the mental image I have now of a tiny hapa femcel boiling with rage at a tall nordic girl
>>83767741No I wanna plow my mom while theres snow outside
Reminder that if you don't have the genes for inherited disorders, then inbreeding is only barely more risky than outbreeding,
I did it mombros, I braved the hills of powdery white crystals to reach the palace of sustenance known as Target. Upon reaching my destination my eyes immediately spotted the target of my chilly adventure. The nectar of the gods has been acquired.
>>83776910That doesn't really prove all that much anon. I wouldn't rely on it as any sort of evidence. for anything
>>83777692l disagree
>>83777780No, you can literally download critical reviews of animal breeding studies that quantify inbreeding effects. more reliable than anecdotes of some small group of hillbilly kings from 2000 years ago
>>83775927They really have a Starfire & Rave thing going on, it's cute
>>83777853It's cute that you think that
>textless posts not allowedfuck you
>>83778157context for the small dick and the naked chick?
>>83775836>simps are pathetic and delusional in other news water is wet
>>83764384I wonder if Ass-Masseur's mom ever gets jealous of his gf
>>83777833If the genes are good the 'cest doesn't matter.
>>83774662I'm not mad at him for it, no. Yeah of course i don't love that it happened, and it would be better if he didn't do it.We have always been super close, and very physical, mostly because i was trying to touch him as much as i could, because of being in love, but i don't think mom would ever even consider the idea that maybe i actually love him like a boyfriend and not just like a sibling. But now we have to be extra careful to not be "too much". Because that idea is in her head now, even if my brother came up with a very convincing lie about why i just lost my mind and had an episode and said that to bury it underground with my mom when i came back from my thing. But it still is something in her head now.We did talk about it and yes, he did apologize for it. I understand that it's a huge thing. Your sibling confessing love to you, saying that she has been in love with you for years, asking if you want to have sex with her, he said it was just too much for him, that he was already worried about a lot of stuff, and then suddenly out of nowhere, without being prepared, this bomb dropped on him out of my mouth while we were on the couch, and he just panicked and his brain just made him do something stupid. He did apologize multiple times, said he was sorry that he did it, and that he wishes he didn't say nothing. And that's why i'm not mad at him, because i understand it was a lot to unload on him, and he just couldn't handle it in the moment.The one thing that worries me is living together. I always fantasized that if we started secretly being together, he would eventually move out, and then i would move in with him for some reason we would make up, like to be closer to a job or school or something. But i don't know if this is now doable. If he moves out, and i want to move in with him, i feel like mom will think that it's suspicious or that maybe something is going on. I haven't talked to him about this yet, i feel like it's way to early, but it scares me
Well momcest bros I might have found a milf that will do mommy roleplay and is into breastfeeding. She's in her late 40s I matched with her on tinder and we're meeting up on Saturday.Unfortunately my actual mom passed away a few years ago but this is the next best thing available wish me luck and I will provide updates if anyone is interested.
>>83779813Does he have any plans to move out?
Moms with glasses!
wonder if nomi's mom is hot
>>83779813The older you get the less you'll need to care about what your mum thinks.
>>83775169That's not too weird, blessed with online anonymity introverts show their true selvesIt just so happens conventionsis's true self is a chaos goblin, I'd wager most /mcg/ girls are that way
>>83774402Looks like the body of a Milf I went on a few dates with. Broke things off, never fucked. Writes me every few months.Im a good looking fit dude, wasnt a fan of her tummy, plus eventually someone will recognise me with her when we are outside.
What is the best game to play during a snowstorm?
>>83781477It's not what you play, it's who you play it with
>>83766816>My heated floors are getting a workout this year.At least something is getting heated
>>83781686I wonder how many women identify with this image?Even if they're not conscious of holding feelings for their stupid brother but still redirect their anger into secondary activities?
>>83769044Hell yes. More of this and less of whatever the fuck you guys are talking about
>>83781940Big fan of hot cocoa huh?
We used to post hot milfs in this general..
>>83763177Australia's having a heat wave rn, for all we know they could be at the beach
>>83771272You've probably been asked before this but I'm incredibly curious. Is the daughter and soon to be new child perfectly healthy? Having a child with your sibling of all people would imply some sort of genetic deformities>But inbreeding is only dangerous through multiple generations!I'm aware, but is there ANYTHING wrong at all? For example: I'm not inbred, but I am crossed-eyed, with blue eyes; that's not a sign of inbreeding, but that could be a result of it.Don't you think having a child with your brother is a little irresponsible? I don't think anyone would be happy to find out they're inbred, do you plan on informing your two children in the future at all? I'm not asking you because I want to know the dangers before inbreeding myself lol, I don't have any interest in my mother or sister. But I guess the idea of incest is kinda hot. Fucking your sister and impregnating her behind your wifes back is a pretty hot fantasy. Shame my sister is a worthless bitch and my mother is emotionally distant and has been through my whole life
>>83782645>Shame my sister is a worthless bitchlack of brotherly love caused this
>>83782658>Diagnosed Sociopath>Narcissist who made my childhood miserable (not diagnosed but... It's pretty obvious from anecdoctal experiences)>This is... Somehow my fault...
>>83782736She has a lack of brotherly love.
>>83782751You may be right in that regard
Bundled up Mommies
>>83782645She's perfectly healthy. I've been keeping a close eye on her health and the developmental milestones. Any issues she might have down the line would be ones any kids of mine would have, because they're issues I have. Stuff like being small and having bad eyesight. She's ahead of the curve in things like speech and motor skills, probably because I haven't just been sitting her in front of a screen and have been carefully planning her diet to make sure she gets what growing bodies need.
>>83783988I know you don't have an interest in knowing the actual gender but what do you think you would feel if you had three daughters?
>>83784617If that happens to her, I'll be convinced her brother is cursed lol. He already has three now including the one with Brosis
>>83784657For real? It happens to some guys though, if they have some sort of damage that affects their spermLike the top gun myth where fighter pilots are thought to have more girls than average, but the data seems conflicted.I'll change or add to my queston, how does she think her brother would react if he only had daughters?
>>83784809I want to know how smug she'll feel if her brother gives her something that his wife will never have
>>83784824>identical twin boys that look almost exactly like their uncle did.Oh that could be a real headache for him
>>83784617I'd like to know the genders, it's just too early. I do think it would be kind of funny if he ended up with 5 girls and no boys. I'd have a hell of a time with names if it's two boys, though. All the names I like are for girls.>>83784824If it happened 10 or 15 years ago I might have been. Don't really have it in me these days because his wife has him and I never will.>>83784871That's been a worry of mine too. If they look too much like him it could raise suspicions. I don't want my kids taken away from me because of who their dad is. My heart couldn't bear it.
>>83784984Inbreeding isn't prosecutable as far as I know, so as long as you say he was only the sperm donor, and there's no hard evidence of you having sex you would likely be okay.
>>83785043I'm not sure but I'd rather not risk it. I'm also a stubborn ass and would probably empty my bank account trying to fight it on constitutional grounds or something. I'm no fan of that law, even having been on the bad side of incest in the past. It's so disproportionately punished, especially now that I live in a country where a man can break into college dorms, violently rape the women living there, and get a 2 year sentence. Such great laws. And while I'm being a grouch it would be nice if this dumbass website had a filesize limit that makes sense in 2026 and not one that makes sense in 2006.
>>83785043Yeah, Turkey Baster method all the way. Incest actually is a hard charge to prove in court though, as long as the couple isn't dumb enough to record it or photograph it.
>>83785089I'd agree, I think consensual adult incest has no legitimate legal objection.The only way I see people defending the status quo is conflating incest with rape and paedophilia.
>>83763010It's not a big update or anything but I wanted to share it. We've kept going with our marathon of the X-Files and last night we came across a great fucking episode and she just couldn't stop laughing. It was one of those hideous mysides.gif demonic cackles, with snorting and everything. Objectively speaking it wasn't a pretty sight but I thought she looked just adorable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwjZ2_87y1k
>>83785144Does she read you her favorite manwhas as bedtime stories though?
>>83785225Not quite. She talks about korean mangas with an inferiority complex and a chip on her shoulder and she'll try recommending some to me. She's got tvtropes brain so she dissects things that way.She really fucking hates Solo Leveling, "it made a horrible first impression" or so she says.
>>83785089That's what Hiro should do to drive 4chan pass sales. Instead of changing the captcha, allow pass users to upload 50 mb sized files
None of you degenerates actually want to fuck your real mom, you just like roleplaying to your fetish.
Got redirected here from another thread, seems maybe there may be more likeminded people here.I've been hopelessly in love with my younger sister since we were little. Im 26 and she is 24. We are much closer than most siblings, know everything about eachother. She will be coming to live with me in a few weeks to get away from our Mom, who she doesnt get on with. I want to badly for our relationship to at least become sexual, if not romantic as well. We used to fool around as kids (touching and rubbing, no orgasms), so it isnt entirely out of the question, but Im afraid to ruin our relationship as siblings if I try something now. I would never hurt or force her, but Ive lived with these feelings for almost my entire life. No amount of dating or fucking other girls has changed it. I dont know how to even begin testing the waters. We are very open about our sex lives and cuddle while watching movies/shows, but Im terrified to try anything beyond that.Any advice beyond kill myself? I could never make the first move, but if I could arrange things so she makes the first move... I just dont know. I've had this image of her pregnant with our child in my head for almost a decade and a half. Maybe I will just kill myself.
>>83785567>None of you degenerates actually want to fuck your real momOur numbers may be dwindling, but there's still a few of us that actually do
>>83785580'Sup?Fill us in on more details about the two of you. What race and where are you from? How does the dynamic with the rest of the family work? Where's your dad? What do the two of you do for a living? What's she like? Is he hot? Are you just lonely and horny, or is there actually something real there? We know what you feel, but what do you think she feels?Just talk dude, talk talk talk it outOh and do the bingo and that image I got my name from too
>>83785589Us? So you'd have me believe that you are a real momfucker or wannabe momfucker?
>>83785644I'm of the wannabe variety, but there's been some anons over the years that were the real deal.>>83785580>I could never make the first moveIf you want anything to happen you'll have to make the first move. It doesn't have to be a big move though, even subtly letting her know you're interested might be enough.
>>83785685I'm more interested by the wannabes so long as they are completely authentic.
>>83785641>bingo and that image I got my name from>>83645101>>83645130
>>83785580There you go dude>>83785740Download the images, fill them out and get back to us
>>83785431>hates solo floppingIt's super trash so it's not a surprise, most webtoons aren't worth the paper they're printed onthere's seemingly something wrong with koreans at an intrinsic level
>>83785881*But I say this as a guy who reads like 3 webtoons a day, so I obviously don't mind all of them, I'm just picky
>>83785641Second generation European, living in Canada. Family is a mixed bag. There are 5 of us siblings all together, raised by our single mom. Dad was abusive and hasn't been in the picture for nearly 20 years. No clue where he is. All of us are past the point of caring that he isn't around. Mother's grandparents are a big part of our lives. There are some rifts between the siblings, but we were all very close growing up despite differences. I'm currently on good terms with all of them, though dicey with my oldest sister. Mother is hard to love. She made sure we were clothed and fed, but cant recall a single instant of her actually being a mother or role model. Try not to hold it against her, though, given what she had to deal with. Very close with older brother and baby sister.I'm self employed, home renos. Its a hard life, but it got me a house before most of my friends were out of school, so I cant complain. Little sister had problems at school and it took her a bit longer to finish high school. Tried her hand at university but she has some mental and physical health problems that made it difficult to keep up with for more than a few months at a time. She worked some part time jobs, but nothing stuck. Not doing anything right now, just reads mostly.She's challenging. She was manic growing up, always throwing fits and temper tantrums. Caused a lot of grief. I was her only defender for most of our childhood, and I suppose it paid dividends because she thinks very highly of me now in spite of my own flaws. She's done a lot of work trying to steady herself and fix her health, but there's a road ahead of her. A road I'd like to help her walk down. Most of the time, though, she is very sweet. Always trying to help out, goes the extra mile for gifts, very thoughtful. Great at baking. Smart and a good listener. Funny, if a little cringe sometimes. We share a lot of the same taste in music/shows. She used to copy after me a lot growing up.(1/2)
>>83785641>>83785999She's gorgeous. I'm not exaggerating, a 9/10 at minimum. Beautiful. Out of my league beautiful, though when I'm in shape I'm not too hard on the eyes. Won't bother with the bingo as only like 1 or 2 of the traits apply, but her body type is sort of a mix between C and E. She is quite skinny with long hair and wears glasses, nearly as tall as me with nice handfuls for tits and a nice ass. Blonde hair with freckles, same as me.Am I lonely and horny? Sure, wont deny that. Been a few years since I've dated or gotten any pussy. But this isn't just desperation after a dry spell. She's always on my mind, even with other girls. She's had a tough go of things and I blame myself for not being able to be a strong enough pillar for her. She's had a few boyfriends, but none worth their weight in dirt. Immature, selfish, stupid--you could never call them men. Useless. She's never had a boyfriend she could rely on. I want to be that pillar for her; to be the rock she needs in her life. To give her an easier life. She is a great homemaker, and if she was just given the peace and time to get herself sorted out, I know she would be a wonderful wife and mother. Maybe I'm delusional, but those are my honest thought.What do I think she feels? I'm not sure. We are very close. Like I said, we fooled around a bit when we were younger, but nothing crazy. We've had ups and downs, but I can never stay mad at her for long and we always find our way back to eachother. We can talk about sex without any awkwardness, I know what she is into and she knows what I'm into. We arent afraid to hug or hold eachother. She laughs at all my retarded jokes and doesn't get upset when I tease her. We can be totally real with eachother. I can say honestly though that I just don't know if she feels at all like I do. If I'm being plain, probably not. I think she's just comfortable with me. I'd hate to ruin that by tempting something she has no interest in, but my heart longs for her.
>>83785881Now that you opened up that can of worms I'm gonna vent. Yeah they're so fucking materialistic dude, they literally worship the concept of money, everything in their lives revolves around money and the purpose of life is getting rich, if you're one tax bracket above somebody else forget it you're their king now and you can boss them around and they'll kiss your ass purely because you have more money. The happy ending in every korean thing she's shown me is they got rich somehow. It's fucking sickening. And their names are weird too.Check it out, the new guy is sharing the details, let's read
>>83785999>A road I'd like to help her walk downI think you mean waddle pregnant downIf you'll pardon my interjection
>>83786008>Like I said, we fooled around a bit when we were younger, but nothing crazy.>We can talk about sex without any awkwardness, I know what she is into and she knows what I'm into.>I'd hate to ruin that by tempting something she has no interest in, but my heart longs for her.Why not have a conversation about you guys fooling around when you were younger? That seems like a safe way to test the waters on a potential relationship
>>83786008I'm gonna be a real dickhead with this one but we gotta get it out of the way first:Are you letting her move in with you purely because you daydream about doing her doggy missionary and cowgirl style? Or are you genuinely offering her a roof over her head so she can sort herself out?Oh yeah what are those health problems?
/b/ thread the new guy came from (I heavily recommend using an adblocker when accessing archive moe they're pretty overboard with their ads)https://archived.moe/b/thread/945328054
>>83786175This does seem the logical course of action.cuddled up together watching a film, maybe a little buzzy and then a sex scene gets you both a little excited, you start talking about whether she remembers what you used to do together. >>83786212I think I saw him post in other threads there too, feels like it's weighing on his mind.Also there is nothing to gain from reading the /b/ thread unless you want too raid through 50 larps.
>>83786198No, I'm not just having her move in to try and fuck her. I understand why you'd ask though, so no harm in asking. Never even crossed my mind initially, it's only just come to my mind as a bit of a potential DLC as my longings have grown.The reason she is moving in with me is to alleviate a lot of the lingering tensions in my immediate family. None of the women in my family get alone, grandma being the exception to all. Currently, all 3 of my sisters live with mom. Older and younger sister hate eachother for too many reasons to list, older sister causes problems for mom because of it, mom and younger sister butt heads a lot because younger sister resents her for many justified reasons, and baby sister is growing up in a house full of fighting women. It's not a good place. So I figure if I took my younger sister out of the equation and had her live with me, that would in turn resolve all of the other issues as well, leaving everyone much happier. Younger sister is the one who needs the most help, which I think I can provide, so she was the obvious one to have come live with me.My daydreams are strictly sweaty missionary in a candle lit room while holding hands and staring into one another's eyes solely for the purpose of procreation.
>>83786248So what are those health issues she has exactly?
>>83786277She's had trouble with body image issues and eating disorders. Typical teen girl growing up in the 2010's bullshit. Its not so bad now as it once was, but she needs to not be around our judgemental ass mother and hateful older sister.Struggled with mental health issues accordingly. None of us had a great upbringing, so theres no shortage of that. Im autistic enough to just not care, but she can have a short fuse. Im the only one who can talk her down from things before she freaks out.Again, the biggest issue is just the home environment. Its a poison that makes every issue 10x worse. 90% of my own personal issues were solved just in leaving.
>>83786305So nothing life-threatening or with big expensive bills? That's good at leastSubtract from this whole thing how you wanna have a white picket fence life with her as your stepford wife, drop that shit for a second:Her living with you for a year, three years, five years, her getting her shit together, getting "better", what does that look like? Realistically speaking and again, this is without you banging her, just her on her own doing her thing?
I think what she just needs is a stable, quiet place to put herself back together with someone who doesnt have it out for her. A place she doesnt need to be on edge all the time. My plan is more or less just provide her with a place with consistency, affirmation, and some meaningful things to do. She loves to help and keep things tidy, but everything she does is taken for granted over there. I dont need her to be paying me rent, but I figure giving some of the housekeeping duties over to her and actually showing some appreciation and gratitude would be a big ego boost for her. I want to give her a place where she can learn what a normal, boring life is like. A lot of what she needs to resolve is in her head, and I know what thats like, and I know I would have appreciated having someone nearby when the nights felt a bit too dark. Id like to be able to give her that.At the end of the day, she's my little sister. I want her happy and healthy, regardless. This delusional of mine is beautiful in my mind, but Im not foolish enough to think its at all likely. I also dont want to make any moves until she is on her own two feet, however long that takes. Im not doing this expecting fucky fucky as thanks, I want my little sister to be happy. If I can be a bigger part of that happiness, great, but if not, just being able to know I helped her get back on track is enough. I dont want a relationship to be born out of some sense of obligation.
>>83786345>>83786420Forgot to tag on my post
>>83786451What's the rest of the family saying about you taking in one of them?
>>83786458Skepticism and confusion mostly. My family is one of inaction. People like to talk about problems and complain about them but not actually do anything to fix them. Im the only one who actively takes steps when change is needed. Mother doesnt think she's ever done a thing wrong in her life and so she doesnt understand why my younger sister would want to/need to leave, so she's been fussing about it. Brother worries I may be taking too much onto my plate, but I've climbed steeper slopes. Even just sister taking some of the house work off my hands will make it worth it. Grandparents are optimistic that it will be good for her, at least.
>>83786495Well it all checks out with me. What else can I say but good luck and take care of her?Welcome aboardStick around, I'm sure others will want to grill you for answersWe still have to find you a name
>>83786495How long have you been posting on 4chan Canadian bro?
>>83786541What about renobro? Since he said he was a self employed home renovator?Unless something else swings better? I suck at naming stuff so...meh
>>83786541Thanks, I suppose? Not sure what else I have to give. Didnt expect such a thorough exam. Just a delusional guy with dreams of a pregnant sister.>>83786544Been lurking since 2011ish, posting since 2016 about this and that. Stuck mostly to /b/, /a/, /wsgif/, and /pol/ whenever something of note was happening. Truthfully never went much on /r9k/ before now.
>>83786541>>83786544i throw lover-kun into the running
>>83786571>Just a delusional guy with dreams of a pregnant sister.I don't think you're that delusional if past stories from this general are anything to go by. Your backstories practically lay the foundation for sibling romance
He said he has mostly just sisters, right? Like that Nickelodeon cartoon that's also big in incest circlesLincoln is my pick for his name
>>83786605Hahaha, I second this
>>83786571>Truthfully never went much on /r9k/ before now.Well, what are your first impressions of /mcg/?
>>83786646Cautiously optimistic, I suppose. I used to pop in and out back in 2016 and seems like the board is very different now. Its comforting to know that there are other people who seemingly have had success. Though my biggest hurdle--beyond successfully engaging in passionate coitus with my sister--would be how I could possibly maintain any relationship with my family or friends if it were to be a long term/more serious thing. Is the play just to hide it forever?
>>83786680>Is the play just to hide it forever?Pretty much yeah, unless you two could immigrate to the US. Sibling incest is legal in Ohio, New Jersey, and Rhode Island.
>>83786693Ah well, I guess thats a problem I can worry about if I ever actually manage to win the hand of my belover imouto.
>Dexter still MIA>Felix only posts rarely now>Punic anon disillusioned with 4chan because of the new captcha>errands anon and Winemom anon got Jannied multiple times>Ass-Masseur, rlg, and OP-M have stopped their mom pursuitsMombros where do we find more momlovers?
>cucks scared off all of the good postersoh no what happened!!
hej everyone good morning>>83780406Not at the moment. As i said i haven't talked to him about this topic yet, because i do feel it's a bit too early for it, i don't want to rush anything. But so far anytime he had plans to move out, it was because of one of his stupid girlfriends. One of them even wanted to drag him away across the world to New Zealand. But on his own, he never really talked about moving out. I think it's just one of those things that we will talk about as our relationship continues to develop.>>83781094Well i know, but i love my mom. It's not easy to just pretend she doesn't exist and cut all contact. I wish we could stay the way we are. I still want to visit her and have nice chats with her and stuff. I wish she could just accept us and we could all be happy. Also what we do is illegal, which means what if she goes to the police and reports us, if she finds out.>>83786420I read your whole thing, and honestly it sounds like you kinda feel the same way as me. I would say, think about if there are any signs she was showing. I have been in love with my brother since i could understand the concept, and over the years i have tried desperately to drop signs and hints and get him attracted to me and see me as an option, a girl he could go for and she would happily say yes. But it never worked, he never considered me more than a sibling, until i couldn't take it anymore, and almost ruined everything with my butchered confession. But if you love her, try to drop her some subtle signs maybe, and see if she is dropping any signs. I was and my brother couldn't see them, so maybe they are there. If you chose to confess to her, please plan it out better than i did, but i think it just depends in the end on how she feels. I know that if my brother in the past suddenly called me into his room, and confessed some feelings to me, even if the confession would be terribly planned and butchered more than mine, i would cry tears of joy and jump into his arms.
>>83787030These threads have just turned into larping forums for namefags it's like a shitty discord server
>>83787089I mean what do you want the thread to be? /gif/ incest threads are just porn, /b/ incest threads are more smutty and obvious larp, /mcg/ threads on /r9k/ are a little more civilized and treat things more seriously and, at the very least, present as more truthful and offer a space for actual discussion. What exactly do you want the thread to be? Just jerking off to milfs? Go to /b/ or /gif/, then. It seems you are complaining just to complain.
>>83787032are you hoping to one day be able to tell your mother about your relationship? do you think she could ever accept it? do you hope to one day have children with your brother?
>>83787123I mean, i know we can probably never tell her, but if i'm supposed to just say what my dream scenario would be, then yes. Me and my mom, we have a good relationship, we talked about dating and futures and all that stuff many times, and just overall i can talk to her about almost anything, even if lately it hasn't been like that, but it's kinda understandable, based on everything.I don't know if she would ever accept this. What i would hope is that she could see that we are happy this way. I mean, in my head, don't you want your kids to be happy? She has seen him date girl after girl, and then come home broken and crying, because they all cheated on him. I can still see those moments of him crying and hugging me or her while we try to make him feel better, and it's such a horrible memory. And then here we are, i will never do that to him, and i will always try to make him happy as much as i can, and i know he will always do the same for me. I wish she could see that, that we make each other happy. I mean she even already noticed in a way, she told me that i seem a lot happier all the time lately. And i wish she could see that and want this for us, happiness and love. But i doubt it will ever happen. I'm honestly very scared about the future regarding her, because of having to keep a secret from her or even stop contacting her and move away. I know it's probably going to be necesary, but it doesn't make it an easy thought.And yes of course, i would love to one day be a mom and have a child with him. Just like any regular couple, because i think at the end, we can be just that. We aren't monsters, i'm just in love with a guy who happens to be my sibling, i didn't chose it, it's just what my heart wants. But yes i would love to be a mom with him one day, when i'm ready, which right now i'm absolutely not.
>>83787165Im wishing all the best for you. I pray you have all the happiness in the world.
>>83787165>don't you want your kids to be happy?Well said nom nom, well said. Especially based on what you told us. Your brother got his heart chewed out by girls many times, and now he is happy with his sister who is loyal and nice to him. Any mother should want to see her kids safe and happy over conforming to some stupid society standard.got any nice romantic brother loving plans for today?
>>83787185Thank you, i wish you the same>>83787280No big plans for today really. It's a school day, i will be leaving in like 20 minutes for my bus. My brother got up very early today like 6:50 and my mom is already gone, i just had a little time to kill, so i cleaned up his room and stuff. Probably just a regular day, i will come home from school, i will cook us dinner. Gonna cook penne arabiata today, definitely did not spell that correctly, but it's an italian recipe, super mega spicy, haven't eaten anything really spicy in a while, so i wanna really enjoy some throat burn today. Other than that will just do some chores and we will find a way to pass the time we have together in privacy before mom comes home. I don't know if this is romantic really, as much as it is funny to me, but i still like doing it, is that he started asking me to do recently, like 3x so far, to give him blowjobs while he plays stuff on his pc. I don't mind it because i can see that he enjoys it, and he says he likes it because it feels very casual. It's just really nice, because he likes it, so i like doing it too.
the siblingfuckers are taking over aaaaaaa
>>83786113The rat racing pisses me off a lot, I've been semi okay with some of the legal series but the caese and legal wrangling really show off how fucked up koreans are oh and constantly sucking off not-samsung.The series I actually like are the murimy type where they can get far enough away from toxic korean culture and just live out some compassionate hero fantasy of not being in korea
keep it a secret from your mom!
no incestflix still?
>>83787165I preface that this is potentially a dangerous suggestion, but:What if you slowly reveal to your mum how much you love your brother and how much you resent the bitches for what they did to him, you can bond over trashtalking the bitches, then eventually confide in her that you actually meant it but you told your brother you didn't really and like how he's more huggy with you since then, creates a slightly conspiratorial and intimate dynamic. Depending how this goes you become more open about this you tell her that you want to confess to him again or you slowly reveal that you and your brother are doing more than hugging. You could bring up how you found all these discussion sites with women and men talking about the same things and how some of them are with their sibling even if some of them are obviously fake you say you've spoken to some who weren't, test out how she feels about it.It's a slow normalisation process as she emotionally connects with you and takes your side to the point she's hungry for grandchildren, instead of some big shoock to her system when she accidentally walks in on you "getting raped by your brother" and shit hits the fan.
>>83785144>>83785431man you legit have brain problemsevery time you talk about your aunt you paint her as this ugly monster insect demon hag femcel the takaonna minus the huge tits and in the very next sentence you'll say you love her and she's the apple of your eye and she makes your heart flutter and you wanna have children with this womanthe fuck?
>>83788931I think you might be the one with brain problems my friend.
>>83786983That's what happens when people get it stuck in their head that they're being "cruel" to us by giving us updates
>>83787857Forgive me, I did not know where else to go.
>>83788515Nah that's too risky. If they move to a country where it's legal they can tell her then.
>>83789047dexter is a dumbass
>>83789427So even a hint of something is a big risk? Then ultimately her future is dependent on how willing she is to move to another country where it's legal...that's a big ask to uproot yourself and move somewhere unfamiliar leaving all your loved ones behind.Aren't incest laws usually coached in the law of the land where the penis is physically entering the partner's body? If she's scandi then her closest options are what; The low countries and the baltics?
Don't you retards understand that the main problem is not the legality , but public opinion.There's no incest police roaming the streets or knocking on doors. No matter how legal it might be, it will turn you into complete outcasts in the eyes of all relatives, friends, acquaintances, etc
>>83789673I know anon, social taboos and ostracisation are often harsher than the legal systems, that's why I proposed slowly warming up her mother and bringing her on side.But where you go from there and how long to be juggling fire is beyond me.
>>83789673>it will turn you into complete outcasts in the eyes of all relatives, friends, acquaintances, etcNah, you'd just find out who your real friends and family are>DUDE social ostracization from normies is LITERALLY worse than being run through the wringer of the court systemThis is /r9k/ bruh, most of the posters here are already social outcasts of the normiesphere
>>83789047I don't blame success anons when they choose to not post. They're people that wanted to fuck their family like the rest of us, they're just the lucky ones that actually do it. If I were in their shoes, I wouldn't come here that often either.>>83789454He's not a dumbass, he just rightfully realizes his time is better spent with his momwife than on 4chan.
>>83763010It's errands-anon. Taking my mom to see the baseball team she likes next month for her Valentine's gift. We'll be staying at a hotel the night before and eating at a nice restaurant after the game. I made sure to get us a suite where she can be as loud as she wants.
>>83791056>she can be as loud as she wants.What a good son
>>83790562I blame him when he's being disingenuous instead of doing what you stated. Why do you keep dancing around what he said? He said he thinks it's cruel to us to give updates. That's not him taking time to himself, that's him acting like we don't want updates. And he went and poisoned Felix's brain on top of that because now he thinks the exact same thing. Tell me, did you get depressed whenever they gave updates because you weren't the one fucking your mom? Because that is what's being said. Not "I want time to myself" but "I'm being cruel to you guys when I do this"
Why do I want to impregnate my sister so badly?All I want is to hold her from behind after vigorous and sweaty sex, draped in moonlight as a cool breeze blows in from our open window. I want to cradle her belly as our child grows inside, assuring her that she is the most beautiful woman in the world and that she will give us the most beautiful children. I want to kiss her neck and tell her how blessed I feel for having her in my life and how full my heart is. I want to keep every hardship from her and provide her everything she needs so that she can spend her time doing that which she loves and raising our children. I want our love to be so pure that no one could ever look at what he have built and deem it wrong. I want to whisper every beautiful word I know into her ear and snuff out any negative thought before they ever have a chance to take root. I want her to live knowing no other life could ever compare.Is that really too much to ask?If I could have one wish and one wish only, it wouldn't even be just to make this dream a reality, it would only be for a chance to tell her these things without fear of repercussions. If I could just tell her these desires with the guarantee that even if she did not feel the same way, she would just shrug it off and we could then go on totally normally. The idea that opening my heart in such a way could ruin my entire life makes me sick with grief. This love is a poison in my heart.
>>83791208stop it anon you sound like schizo
>>83786983Winemom anon here. It is hard to put effort into posts when I know someone can get butthurt and delete them. Even if I have broken no rules. But I must say. Things are not going good. The Christmas trip changed our relationship in bad ways. Will give updates if this post is not wiped out.
>>83791313>The Christmas trip changed our relationship in bad waysDaaamn, that sucks ((
>>83791056Sounds like a wonderful weekend, what kind of restaurant does she like the most?>>83791208I don't get depressed by his updates and don't think anyone else does. I agree that him saying it's cruel is probably an excuse, but I don't really care. The people that post here have their own lives and don't owe this thread anything, they can come and go as they please.>>83791313What happened did she become less of a mom and more of a naggy girlfriend?
>>83791293Shut the fuck up>>83791413He owes us the decency to not act like we hated his updates and to say he's leaving because he wanted time for himself
>>83791313>It is hard to put effort into posts when I know someone can get butthurt and delete them. Even if I have broken no rulesDidn't you say last time that it had to do with someone else using the public wifi network rather than what you yourself were posting?
>>83791424>He owes us the decencyno one owes you shit, faggot
>>83791585We don't sign our posts around here ;)
>>83791424I've all the respect in the world for gothmom anon and the other old mombros because they were either honest or they simply vanished. Leaving without saying anything is respectable unlike a blatant lie, and there'd be no issue if he'd done that
>>83791921>a blatant lieIs it really that unlikely that he doesn't enjoy feeling like he's rubbing it in people faces, about how good he has it? while others don't have much chance of success? The guy is actually honest and humble and you retards call him a liar? Why would he lie? Fucking drama queens, jeez...
>>83791243Is your little sister the only one you ever had sexual thoughts about? Tumultuous childhoods can get wires crossed in the brain making familial attraction more likely
>>83792027It really is that unlikely because at no time was he was ever given a reason to feel that way. He was only ever given universal positive feedback>while others don't have much chance of success?Again, never once have I ever seen someone here get down in the dumps at the success of others and make an issue out of it for everyone else. I didn't come here because I wanted a chance at success, I came here to see that success in action>Fucking drama queensI'm having a conversation with that anon. Drama queens are what the dueling simps for nomi and hapa get up to
And there you have it:He doesn't want Dexter&Felix back because he misses them and their posts about their moms, he just wants to bolster the number of motherfuckers for the imaginary consolewar between sisterfuckers and motherfuckers that exists only in his mind
>>83792273Passing thoughts about mom and older sister once upon a time, but nothing like I feel for my younger sister. She is only a year younger than me. We spent our childhoods tied at the hip. I know theres probably some fucked up Freudian reason I feel this way, but that doesnt stop the feelings. Ive tried to fuck these thoughts away with other women, stay away from my sister, had several long term relationship with beautiful, kind, and crazy women, trying to love them, but theres nothing but her in my mind. I live alone trying to wait it out until I die.
>>83792457Still pissy about getting called out last week?https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83703190/#83717676
>>83792476Posted before finished. Bit drunk right now. She's coming to stay with me for a while, but could be very long term. She needs someone to support her and I want to be that. I want to imagine there is hope romance can blossom, but I dont think it is likely. I dont want to ruin our relationship as sibling, but I dont think I can live my life with this forever regardless. I probably will kill myself eventually just to be at peace, but I dont want to hurt her with my death either. I think what will happen if that hopefully I can give her the help she needs, watch her spread her wings and leave the nest I build for her, and then perhaps I will just have to move far away and live alone with this wretched heart of mine.
>>83792482I know getting singled out directly by Hapa for his simping must've been embarrassing, but he doesn't have to keep the tantrum going a week later. It's pathetic.
>>83791243>>83792549im a little lost, are these posts also you? >>83786008>>83785999if so, you seemed a lot more optimistic yesterday, or at least pretty level. did something happen, anon? or does the drink just have you in your feelings?
>>83792632Sorry, yes. These are feelings I have kept very close to my chest for my entire life, so close I couldnt even post about them on here on this site until recently out of shame and guilt. I've been a little out of sorts, actually having had a chance to talk to people last night about it. I dont drink much because Im a sad drunk, but just wanted to calm my heart a little. Didn't work. All I think of are reasons not to and worse cane scenarios.
>>83792677what's the story of you falling in love with her?
>>83792549Stick around anon, talk with us when you feel like it about how you and your sister are getting along.You were talking yesterday about sister 1 and sister 2 being massively at odds so getting 2 put is a great idea..You'll probably need at least a month of getting comfortable around each other again before you can make any sort of active move, just be a strong protective and provinding male figure and say how much you appreciate her doing the housework. Establish some traditional male and female roles from the start and her brain will do a little of the prep work. Say how much you love her that sort of thing.Don't go into it expecting anything and you'll only have positive outcomes no matter what happens.
Have you wondered about the consenting adult families who crossed the line because of cabin fever this week?
>>83792692There is no story. Ever since I found out about dating, romance, sex, and love, all these words have lead to her. We were not isolated or unsocialized children, and I had many friends and interactions with girls outside out family, but never did I feel the tug of romance towards any but my sister. It has been eating me alive my entire life. I love her so much it hurts, but I dont want to hurt her with these feelings, yet cannot bear to live this life without her in my arms. I want her health and happiness above all, so I will do everything I can to make her happy whatever happens. I do not wish for this selfish delusion to cause me to ruin our bond, but this bond is poison for me. I fear she is a beautiful flower in the mirror that I may never reach.
>>83792457Cuckspammer is out here pretending he's Dexter's best friend when one of the reasons he cited for not coming here so often was specifically cuckspamHe's just being a nuisance as usual because he doesn't have any real experiences to share with the rest of the class
Is it possible to have a wincest thread without drama and infighting? In the Story_Chan or Redline days there was always a bunch of fighting too.
>>83791243>>83792476>>83792549>>83792764Your a poet when your drunk, anon. My heart goes out to you-you are among friends here. Don't beat yourself up over it. Like the anon above said, there is no harm in trying to see where things could go. If she really has 0 feelings for you, you will know that well before she ever even begins to put 2 and 2 together that you are trying to woo her. A person with no inclination to the incestuous would never jump to the conclusion that a family member is trying to fuck them unless you were stupid and blatant about it. Get close, get playful, reaffirm her and indulge her. If she begins to reciprocate, proceed accordingly and with small steps. If not, enjoy a closer bond with your sister, but know further steps towards wooing her could cause her to realize what is happening and might cause her to freak out. It is a tough situation, but unless you go off half cocked, testing the waters likely isnt going to cause anything bad to happen. Either she feels the same or is none the wiser, presuming you know when to back off if the later is the case. Keep your head up, mister poetry, and maybe go to bed before you get too depressed.
>>83792815It's not possible to have any recurring thread on 4chan without occasional drama and infighting
>>83792799>cuckspammer dropped the "he doesn't owe you people anything" linelmao
>>83792723>>83792841Thank you for your acceptance and advice. Everyone. It feels strange to have people show support to me after so much time spent feeling so alone in these thoughts. I'm going to go on a walk to let the cool air sort me out. I feel like I am acting foolish, though it is fun trying to solve these captchas drunk.
>>83792841>Your a poet when your drunkthrowing drunkpoet in the name candidate list
>>83792989I second this notion, though I think anon's take of mister poetry has a bit more charm. Or perhaps poet anon. If dubs he has to write a poem about her for us when he gets back.
>>83793036rerolling for this
>>83793036Third time's a charm?
damn god does not want this mf to have to write a poem
Age 10(start of puberty): into milfsAge 15(height of puberty): still into milfsAge 25(test start dropping) into milfsI need an antidote.
>>83793468Seems like your soul is telling you the antidote
>>83793468>Age 10(start of puberty)It isn't for typical development
>>83792989Poetbro, perhaps?
It's the same canadian from last night? Because if it is my vote goes to Lincoln
>>83793036I don't know if I'm expected to pick one of these names or if they are picked for me, but I have had much time with my thoughts on my walk, so I will oblige your request nonetheless. I don't really think myself a poet, and maybe if I wasn't drinking this would be more cheerful and romantic, but this is all I could bleed out.For TeresiaWhat love is there when hers is not mineThis ache I feel persists through all timeA dream so sweet it makes me sickHer smile alone is what makes my heart tickThis angel on earth haunts me day in and day outThough all of my fears keep me drowning in doubtSo close we are, yet I've never felt furtherHow can it be love if this love could hurt herThrough birth, such love should never beDestined to fail, a poisoned branch on the treeTortured by delusions of what may be and what ifEnraptured by her beauty, cursed by our kinshipSo often it is said that to love is to loseBut what have I left if deprived of my museWhenever I picture us, my thoughts tell me neverYet I know, damn it all, my heart is hers forever
>>83793730poetbro, be wary of using real names and images 4chan autists and degens will leverage them to identify you if they can as they always have
>>83793755I know, this name is one only I call her. Its not associated to her in any way but through our own conversations.
Please, I need help, I'm now in a relationship and I want to stop looking at my mom with those eyes, I just want to have eyes for my partner and I just think it isn't good for my relationship with my mom to have those feelings. I know this is a place where incest relationships are encouraged but I have nowhere else to ask for help. Any advice?
>>83775543What's important is that there is also a 100% chance that there are mom/son couples who bred passionately and lovingly with no form of rape or anything like it. I wonder how it must feel to cum in your own mom and feel her full acceptance like this while you both create a new life together.
>>83793730What the fuck, that was kind of beautiful? There are literally billions of women throughout history who never had a man love them enough to write a poem for them. Your sister is a lucky girl, though she may not know it. Officially rooting for you, poetbro.
>>83793730> so close we are, yet ive never felt further> how can it be love if this love could hurt hernot a poet my ass, im crying over this shit. why cant i have an imouto to love like this T_T>>83793686lincoln is funny but it doesnt seem like his other sisters really play a big role in his life if any, so idk how much it really fits. i think he sealed his fate as poetbro now.
hej everyone good morning>>83788515Well i mean i kinda see where you are going with this, but i don't think the "soft reveal" approach will work in this case.The thing is, if she had no clue, and i slowly broke it to her, maybe she would be more open minded to it? I still don't think so, but it feels like a much bigger maybe.But i kinda just confessed to my brother full on, and then he told our mom, and then she basically sat me down for almost an hour and yelled at me, and she said all kinds of horrible things, but the majority of them were basically that she never wants to see me speak to my brother again, and that she is going to make him move out and get his own place, or that i will be sent to live with our relatives, just screaming very bad things at me. Then i ran away, i came back home, i was very sick, and while i was sick, my brother fed our mom a very clever convincing story about why what and how this happened, and so far i think she bought it.The thing is, it happened, now that idea is in her head, and we are kinda just trying to prove to her that my brothers made up excuse is reality. I really doubt i could come out to her and tell her that i was actually serious, and we did really start to have sex and have a relationship behind her back. I don't want to paint her as a bad mom, but i don't think our happiness would be a good enough factor to make her not freak out and do something drastic.>>83789427>>83789636I mean i would love to move to Norway with him, if that counts for anything. But i understand we would still have to keep it a secret.
>>83795173Morning Nomi. You and your brother get up to anything yesterday?
>>83793730Screencapping this. Tbh not been thrilled about all the siblingfuckers that have been cropping up and watering down /mcg/, but that was a surprisingly heartfelt poem. Hopefully your words are proven wrong. I can only hope for the best for you and your sister(soon to be sisterwife). Cheers, poetbro. Looking forward to hearing updates when you have them. How often do you see your sister as of now?
>>83795190good morning to you too. Sorry i had some stuff to do before being ready to leave.Nothing specific, the evening kinda went exactly how i expected it to go, except at the end where we almost messed up a little.I got home from school, i cooked the spicy penne i wanted to make, it was good, but jesus that thing burns. I mean i put in like half of a pack of peperoncino. Then he went to the gym, i did some stuff at home, laundry and for school.He came back, we took a shower together, i gave him a blowjob in his bed. One thing i have to say, it's amazing how, if i do it after a shower, it literally tastes like nothing. Like it doesn't taste soapy, and it doesn't even taste like skin, it just straight up tastes like nothing. It's really strange how that works. Then i massaged his back a bit, he massaged my feet and legs, it was just really very nice. I always loved when he massaged my feet or legs before, but now it just feels a lot more romantic somehow, i guess because it's not just me secretly dreaming about him but because it's really official, i hope that makes sense.Yeah the stupid thing was, we didn't really know when mom is coming home yesterday, and she just randomly opened the door and came home while i was topless on his lap kissing him in my room. It was fine, she went to the kitchen first, so i had plenty of time to get dressed and go to my room and act like nothing happened, but it was weird how we didn't hear the car or anything. We had a good laugh about how we have to be more careful and stuff about it later.Okay i gotta leave in a bit, have a nice day everyone.
>>83792815Used to be quite comfy until it suddenly became the incest general
>>83793730holy shit ts is embarrassing. total siscon death NOW. go make your own threads if you want to post cringey shit like this.
>>83795633I mean idk at this point would it really be worth ever potentially splitting into two generals? Sisfags have been pretty respectful, and given how niche a community the wanting to fuck family members crowd is, I feel its better for both camps to coexist to help and advise one another. Theres a lot of overlap in terms of the hurdles everyone faces. I get the puritanian view, but the threads would be painfully slow and lacking if we tried getting hardassed about who can and cant post. Its nice to have regular personalities giving hope to other prospective family fuckers rather than just 15 people posting about wanting to fuck their mom with no substance.
>>83795588>i gave him a blowjob in his bedDoes he still make you brush your teeth before kissing you after sucking his dick?And be honest nomi, being half naked and making out with your brother when suddenly mom came home, it was a turn on, right?
no more brother wars. lets just keep things on topic and actually discuss things rather than whinge about not liking certain posts/posters. dont feed the cuckposters, spammers, and ragebaiters. love your fellow brother and sisters, mothers and sons, and fathers and daughters. simple as.poet bro, welcome aboard. when was the last time you told your sister you love her? and im curious why you have a different name you use with her?
All I want is another rollercoaster saga. The next goth anon, the next Felix
>>83794408An interesting challenge certainly. I think the best way is to not think about her and let the strength of the idea weaken in your mind or try to redirect the thoughts somewhere else. I would suggest looking into the psychology of how people get over trauma and apply those same methods of understanding to limit their power.also go read the poem invictus, copy it down onto paper if it helps
>>83795173I said it was probably a dangerous strategy, seems even more dangerous with that context. Might be a time thing though, she still sees you as a girl not a mature woman.But calling your brother's exes bitches together might at least be fun bonding experience and bring you a bit closer.Guess your options basically amount to separation and keeping your relationship a secret while moving on with your own lives or moving somewhere new together and maybe some sort of option c where you keep it very quiet.
>>83795588>i cooked the spicy penne i wanted to make,You should look up Spaghetti all'Assassina
>>83791465I assumed it did. But since then I've had multiple more posts removed. Even on other boards. I was also banned for ban evasion. It was undone before the expiration. I guess they realized it was a mistake.
>>83796402so tell us what happened?
I like to think when Brosis doesn't post for a couple of days she's silently judging us, shaking her head and going>these retards
>>83796661I just rarely have much to add or the energy to say anything worth saying. A lot of what I'm doing these days is more for other boards, too.>>83796402The jannies have gotten so trigger-happy these days that it's barely worth posting, it feels like. >>83795588Sounds like a really nice evening, other than the close call. Though a little bit of danger can be pretty exciting too.
>>83796661Id like to imagine if nomi, hapa, conventionbro and brosis all lived next to each other it would be the most wholesome neighbourhood ever, with brosis acting as the wise lovely lady who has tons of life lessons to teach the young newly formed couples
>>83797265I'm not so sure wise is the right word for me, especially not when it comes to stuff like relationships.
>>83797406Yeah you're more like Belle not Wise
hej everyone>>83797406No i agree with them, you are very wise in my opinion. You are financially stable on your own, despite being alone you managed to be a great mother, and you managed to survive watching the person you love marry someone else.I can genuinely say if i managed 1 of those things, i would be proud of myself. To me you seem very wise, and a great rolemodel. And apart from that, you are very nice and a kind person, you have been very kind and helpful to me.And to your previous message, yes it was still a very very nice evening, and honestly i don't know how to feel about how we felt, because when mom came home, i thought we would both be punching our heads over being stupid and not being careful, but we both just laughed it off and it was more exciting and funny than scary. But i definitely don't want to have more close calls like that.>>83796361I looked it up on google, but i have to say, it doesn't look that great. Cooking it dry in the sauce, and even intentionally burning it on, it doesn't feel like that texture would feel and taste nice to me. I mean i already like my pasta waaayyyy softer and past the italian "aldente" standard, so italians would probably hate my pasta dishes and do the funny hand thing at me while complaining about how their grandmother would hate this haha.>>83796293That is the thing that i'm afraid about. That the only option is forever secret from her. Because trust me, i have been very very vocal about how much i hate his girlfriends from the second he started dating. Now that i think about it, i realize it was much more than a little bit, i straight up complained endlessly to my mom about how much i hate that my brother is dating and isn't home and stuff. Then he got cheated on, and the hate and complaining was like quadrupled at least from me. My point is, she knows how much i hate his exes for even existing, let alone cheating on him. But hearing that i was in love with him made her explode when it happened.
Hello all. Apologies if I was a bit overbearing last night. Feel a bit foolish for getting so depressed and moody. Drink never did me any favours--should probably go back to cigarettes.I suppose I'm Poetbro now? Never namefagged before--feels a bit corny, but maybe thats just me. Reading that poem back is very embarassing for me now that I'm back in clear mind. Oh well.>>83795837I tell her every time I see her. We arent shy about saying I love you/hugging/etc... Obviously to my knowledge, the fondness in her words is only that of sibling affection, but mine are pulled from deeper places.Again, embarassing myself, but when we were younger we had a phase where we both really liked medieval times. Used to play king and queen in the basement all the time with legos. Our real names are a bit odd and dont really fit a medieval setting, so we both picked names for eachother that were sort of similarish to our real names, but sounded more royal. Hers ended up being Teresia. For some reason for another, we eventually started calling eachother by these names outside of playtime, and now its just become an inside joke between us. Really havent called eachother by our real names in years unless we are with friends and family, and only then because some of them started calling me and her by those names to try and get in on the joke, and she was upset by that. She's funny like that--its 'our thing' she says.Kinda regret putting it out there, but what can you do.Afraid I wont have anything much of substance to say for several weeks or longer. Still figuring out a date to get her moved in, but at least a month or more. Until then I'll mostly be yearning and longing whenever this heart of mine aches.She is coming over later to watch some anime, then I'm surprising her by taking her to see that new Markiplier movie, Iron Lung. She was a big fan of his growing up and really wanted to go to the premiere, but has been sad because it sold out day 1, but I managed to get tickets.
>>83797782no need for shame or embarrassment, you are among friends here. i think the act of wanting to fuck and marry their family members puts everyone here on pretty neutral ground.
> when I was like 16-19 I cant remember, my mom caught me jacking off to incest porn - it was some mom son shit. She asked in not a sexy way at all but in like are you serious way- do want to have sex with me I instantly said no and said thats gross. Looking back on it . I probably made the right choice but always wondered what could have happened.
Why dont we do topics/questions in the general OP post like we used to? I feel like the reason threads are sort of dead at times is because no one is sparking conversations as much.
>>83797912Flirt with her now, it's never too late for mommylove
>>83797467speaking of real names, say Nora, has bromi called you any non-sisterish things yet while talking to you or while you 2 are fucking, like min tjej, or alskling, min alskade or karlek, snuttan or others?
>>83797912I find it weird that she actually said this....
Need turtleneck updates
>momcest thread>nowhere siscest to be seenBOOOOOOOOOO
Trying to do some reading to catch up on the /mcg/ lore and past posters. Since I wasnt using name for the first handful of posts, I'll tag all of them here just so they will be more easily accessible in the archive search. I dont know if it is going to let me tag so many in one post, but we will see. Apologies in advance for the spam.1>>837855802>>837859993>>837860084>>837862485>>83786305
Next handful6>>837864207>>837864958>>837865719>>8378668010>>83791243
Almost done11>>8379247612>>8379254913>>8379267714>>8379276415>>83792894
And here's the last16>>8379373017>>83797782I think that's all of them.I'd like to just say hi to Nomi and Brosis, as well. >>83797406>>83797467It is very encouraging for me to me see a few others who have made their love for their sibling work in one way or another. It is challenging for me right now to overcome this cloak of shame and guilt I have been shrouded in almost my entire life, but it has been giving me some measure of hope to read on how you've found success in a similar situation. I hope I may have the same one day. I would be glad of any advice you have to give as I--hopefully--soon begin to test the waters with my beloved sister.
>>83798029im 33 its too late>>83798078it was surreal,.
>>83798027I second this. Maybe something to keep in mind for the next general?
>>83798228>im 33 it's too lateDexanon is in his late 20s, the only limit to trying is your own attraction/absence of attraction to gilfs
>>83797467>I looked it up on google, but i have to say, it doesn't look that great. Cooking it dry in the sauce, and even intentionally burning it on, it doesn't feel like that texture would feel and taste nice to me. I mean i already like my pasta waaayyyy softer and past the italian "aldente" standard, so italians would probably hate my pasta dishes and do the funny hand thing at me while complaining about how their grandmother would hate this haha.Yeah it's kinda a speciality thing, I've never tried it, I just found it because the foodie youtuber Claudia Romeo I followed discussed it, I thought it was an interesting oddity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv3lvKy_WD4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1uEBcCet1Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKf4p83goboBut I really would like to try some of the cheeses she talks about.
>>83798236bump limit is 500 on r9k
>>83798236What if everyone needs to write a poem.I've got some dirty limmericks in mind...but they'll need to be toned down
>>83798282Haha, I think that would be funny. I'm very embarrassed by my drunken attempt, but maybe we can start a writers workshop and help each other write beautiful poetry sure to win the heart of any relation. In any case, Lord knows that the world is in need of more passion, tenderness, and true romance.
>>83798228So you gonna bang her or what?
>>83797782Not sexually interested in her but my youngest sister I have two pet names I call her, have done for years.depends on the mood but I mostly use the short one. sounds like stig but with one letter switched out. not gonna say whichboth of them are a sort of reference to characters from a book I was reading and they sort of stuck
>>83798048>NoraDid nomi reveal her name? I dont think she did. And even if, can you not be an autist and do this? What are you trying to scare her off?Are you that swedish fucker who said he actually knows what she and her brother look like because you saw a picture of them he posted on some swedish bodybuilding forum like a couple weeks ago or something?Why are swedes so socialy autistic lmao
>>83798027I became lazy and stopped putting questions in the OP. Barely anybody answered them, (Admittedly I could've asked better questions, but hindsight is 20/20) so I just let the thread guide itself.
>>83797265The only question I have is more who is taller, Hapa-chan's dad or bromi?
>>83798527I think it would be nice to do them again, but your call. You could even just reask the old questions. Its been months since they were asked and im sure there are enough new faces to get some original answers. IDK, just trying to spark some more conversation. Seems theres never much traction unless a named anon pops in.
>>83798227sooo i read what you wrote, and also the poem. I want to tell you, it's absolutely beautiful. But i understand it's a rare thing.I can say with a 100% certainty that if my brother wrote me a poem like that in the past and came out with that as a love confession, i would probably faint on the spot, but it would be an absolute yes. But you have to understand, i'm saying that as someone who has been in love with him for years, basically just waiting and hoping for it to happen. I don't know if she feels the same, but as a girl i can tell you, i love the idea of having a love poem written to me and given to me as a love confession. It feels incredibly romantic and honest.As for giving you advice, i don't think i'm the right person to do that. I have spent years trying to "drop hints" and adjust my looks and everything to be as attractive to my brother as i can. None of it worked. He even said he never percieved those things as hints that i want him, he just thought i liked the look, which i guess i did too, but chose it for him.I basically full on confessed love to my brother, he panicked and told our mom, and i ran away from home, wanting to end my life because i thought everything was lost. I actually came to this thread to get stuff off my chest somewhere while i was running away from home, thinking "whatever, might as well tell someone, i will be dead soon". So i really don't think my advice will be any good, but basically, if you are going to confess, please plan it better than i did my love confession. And also have a better plan to deal with a possible no than running away and trying to kill yourself. I regret it so much. Don't do what i did.
>>83798227If i can give you any advice on what a girl wants to see or hear when being told that you love her, i think everyone has it diffirent. I myself am a bit of an introvert and i'm not a super social person, my brother and my 2 friends are basically my whole social life, and he is like 70% of it minimum.If i can say personally, crying or showing emotion. It is unlike anything else. I still remember all those times when my brother cried after his disgusting stupid ex girlfriends cheated on him, the way he cried into my chest or arms and the way he spoke, it was so absolute, and honest, and just... pure raw emotion. He said things, and i could feel them all the way into my heart, but not in a good way because a lot of the things he said were very bad, but that's because he was hurt. Some of them were sweet. I remember specifically when his third girlfriend happened, he was crying while hugging me on our couch, and he told me that at this rate, i'm the only girl in his life that sticks around with him. I remember that back in that moment i had to fight the urge to not just tell him i was in love with him and wanted to be the only girl in his life and be faithful to him and stuff.The reason i'm talking about this is because, these moments were the most honest moments i can imagine. So i think if you want to really show your sister that you love her as a person, and that there is nothing wrong with it, and that you just want happiness for both of you, and you believe it can only be with her, show it to her this way. Maybe through crying, maybe through some other expression, i can't tell you how, but if you understand the feeling i'm describing, make her feel the same way my brother made me feel in these moments. His words went so deep, they were so raw and real. Try to do that, if you somehow can. Because if she is anything like me, those words will mean so much to her, especially as words of love.
>>83798227and then, the poem too. It's such a romantic and real thing to do or write or make for someone, i'm not sure which word is correct, but i know i would absolutely love it. Not just then, even now. If my brother came out of his room right now and came to my room and was like "hey i wrote you a love poem" and it's something sweet and thoughtful like what you wrote up there, i would probably cry into his chest for like an hour.Another thing i can think about is, telling her about how long this has been going on. I don't know if this is just my personal opinion, or if other girls would also like to hear this, but i find that hearing about it being a long time thing is very very sweet. Like if you don't mention it, she could think this is some weird attraction you developed in the last weeks, and she will probably think bad stuff. Hearing that you loved her since you knew what loving someone was, it's basically the same way i feel about my brother, and i know as a girl hearing that from him would make me so happy and loved.We did actually talk about this, i basically asked him what he thinks about it, if he thinks it's weird or if he likes the fact i loved him for so long, and he said that he just imagines that it caused me a lot of suffering, hiding something like this for years, and i said yes, especially when you started dating, it was torture.>>83798239I mean i like making pasta dishes, and i tried a bunch of new ones over the years, even tho as i said, i cook all my pasta too soft for how italians like it, but i think i will not try this one, it just doesn't seem good, as much as i like spicy food.>>83798430>>83798048Please don't discuss my real name, i don't think i ever revealed it, i just said that my nickname was based on my real name, but no it's not Nora and i never said it was Nora, i never said that was my name.
>>83798721>he was crying while hugging me on our couch, and he told me that at this rate, i'm the only girl in his life that sticks around with himDark alternate universe nomi where she is a machiavelian genius brocon subtly pulling the strings and secrerly setting her brother up with women that traumatise his heart and force him closer and closer to her.
>>83798779>Please don't discuss my real name, i don't think i ever revealed it, i just said that my nickname was based on my real name, but no it's not Nora and i never said it was Nora, i never said that was my name.This does somewhat imply there's another swedish girl called Nora who's also desperately in love with her brother
Why the hell are so many posters from northern latitudes or closer to the equator? Does living in the middle latitudes cause a further aversion to incest?
>>83798844No, incest is really really common among countries along the tropics, look at all the hispanic incest.I think this sort of romantic incest tends to attract mostly whites and they mostly live in colder climates
>>83798844Italians are total mamas boys, and incest is legal there "so long as it doesn't cause a public scandal" or something along those lines
>>83798795>>83798779Nah, that reaction right there is a total confirmation. I have talked to enough girls and people in general to see a badly executed panic denialsooo nora it is huh? Cute. Funny there is actually a swedish dj called Little Sis Nora but she looks like a trailer park rave whore and probably is exactly that because all she sings about is doing ketamine and mdma and shit
>>83798721Who believes these fucking larps? Lmao
>>83798680>>83798721>>83798779Thank you so much for such a lengthy reply. Your brother really has no idea just how blessed he is to have a sister such a yourself. I am envious of you, and glad you didn't act rashly when things first came out and you felt everything was over. I'm not unfamiliar with that line of thinking. Tell your brother to write a poem for you! You deserve it.I don't think I could ever have the courage to do a full on confession, there's just too much at stake. There would be no recovering from it if she took it very badly and started telling people about it. My life would be over completely. Wish that was an exaggeration, but it's the truth. My life and relationships are a tangled web and a disturbance like that would be felt across the board. I'd have nothing left.Right now my only hope of ever winning her heart will take time. I will see how our relationship develops once we are living together and she is starting to get her footing. I imagine we will very easily fall into husband/wife type roles just given our history, with her greeting me when I get home from work with a hug and dinner on the table. From there it is just a matter of seeing whether or not this sort of relationship starts stirring up deeper feelings of a more romantic sort within her as well. I don't want to be too pushy with her, nor do I want her to ever think I just want to use her for sex. I want all of her--her heart, mind, body, and soul.If love ever did blossom between us, I would love nothing more than to tell her how long she has held my heart. I want her to know every sleepless night, every fantasy and desire, every hope and dream. How I've long to hold her against me and feel her skin on mine. How many sweet words I've wanted to whisper to her as her head rests on my pillow. Not so that she may feel guilty, but so that she may feel a depth of love she has never know. I want her to know how deeply she is loved and how deserving of it she is.
>>83798779>I mean i like making pasta dishes, and i tried a bunch of new ones over the years,You could give the third vid a watch. I included it because it was more about other types of pasta recipes
>>83798881She aint gon let you hit bro. Get a life you fucking loser.
so tired of this discord type drama lately. this used to be a comfy mommyloving thread
>>83798905>>83798881Holy shit man she was just trying to help poetbro and you guys scare her off with this doxxing shit
>>83798986People keep saying this, but then where are the mommyposters? Instead of complaining, why not, oh, I dont know, post about what you are wanting to see instead just complaining it is gone. That would entice more people to share their stories. Bro/sis posters are posting because they see other bro/sis posters and want to throw their hat in the ring. Maybe the reason no mommyposting is happening is because the people who would usually mommypost are now instead complaining about how people used to mommypost instead of mommyposting. The bro/sis posters arent starting drama, its the people who dont want them around causing it. Just shut up about them and post about how beautiful and kind your mommy is and tell us about her big tits and how much you want to bury yourself inside her and fill her with your seed. Keep talking about it. Post 20 posts about why you love your mom. Ask people to tell you about their fantasies. Be the change you want to see in the world. Let us all talk freely and openly about our forbidden desires and not waste our time bickering about whose love is more valid.
>>83798986>used to be a comfy mommyloving threadWhen? In 2022? The thread's been cycling through chaotic bouts of activity and dead times since 2023>vocal minority of hecklers when auntfem was telling her saga>tissue anon's breakup>DID anon's half year of schizo ramblings
This feels like the best place to ask this question and vent a little so I apologise in advance anons if this ends up a lot of word vomit.I am 19m and unbelievably attracted to my mum and I don't know why or how it even happened. We aren't overly affectionate. The most we ever do/say is "love you" when ending a call. It's not like she is the only woman in my life. I've got plenty of women friends and also had a few girlfriends, but the feelings never dissipate. I'll be blunt she isn't a 10/10 MILF or nothing. I'd rate her a 6/10 45F MILF her best feature would probably be her tits, and she's got a bit of pudge as she is a mother to a few children. I do live at home as I'm still in education but I try to spend as much time with friends or away from home as I can, as I can't help but stare at her chest and ass or just admire her when she's walking around the house in comfortable clothing. It's progressed to the point that I actively have to stop myself from groping her when she's bent down picking something up or anything. I did give in once and took a creep shot when she was bent over in a pair of shorts and a nighty, but I ended up deleting it out of gilt. So anons any advice would be welcome.
>>83799040>We aren't overly affectionate. The most we ever do/say is "love you" when ending a callDo you want to start an intimate relationship with her or do you want the thoughts to stop? Do you spend a lot of time together?
>>83799040Definitely did the right thing deleting the creepshot. That wont help anything. Are you coming here because this desire is something you are wanting to explore? Or wanting to rid yourself of it?
>>83799064If I am being honest I would like to start to explore however I know she will never be down for it and so I'm kind of in limbo.>>83799063I don't spend a lot of time with her as I am either at college and or out with friends.
>>83799098Are you sure she wouldn't be down? Is she single? Are you handsome?
>>83797782Movie date with sister a cute. A cute! Please tell us all about it when you are back :3
>>83799098Would you say you are more focused on physical intimacy and sex, or do you want to 'date your mother' so to speak?
>>83799102Yeah she's single and I am average looking I guess? never had issues with talking/getting women so. But no matter how much I want to believe it I just cant see her being into it in anyway
>>83799134How long has she been single? Lonely moms can surprise you with how receptive they can be
>>83798915Poetbro do you have a journal of your poems that your sister might stumble upon?
>>83799128I don't know for sure but I can definitely say I would prefer a physical relation ship. As I mentioned I cant help but admire her and check her out it kind of gives the same feeling as when you are a few weeks into a new relation ship and not long had sex for the first time and just constantly horny but not horny if that makes sense? >>83799149Its only been maybe a year since her last relationship ended.
>>83798924I'm sorry, i thought all 3 were on the same thing, i didn't check the other 2. It looks kinda interesting but i don't know if it's exactly the kinda stuff i want to cook.>>83798881Please no it's not a panic denial, my name is not Nora, i promise that is not my name.>>83798915I mean you saying that you are glad i didn't act rashly is a bit funny, because i absolutely did, that's the whole reason why i caused so much trouble.I think my confession wasn't that much about courage, i think it was just stupid. Don't get me wrong, i'm glad with what is happening now, but i would love if i could have achieved it easier without all the problems i caused. I basically just blurted it all out on my brother randomly, and it resulted in a big trouble. He told our mom, then she yelled at me for like an hour, saying how she will send me away, then i sneaked out of the house and left behind a suicide note, and then i got extremely sick while outside because i slept in rain and on trains. It was very rash by all means.But the things that i said, i said exactly for that reason that you said, so that she doesn't think you just want to use her for sex. I mean speaking personally, apart from loving him as a person, i also always was very attracted to my brother and wanted to have sex with him, but it was not the only reason. That is why i talked about those super emotional moments where he cried in front of me. Because that is when the most real things i ever felt came out of his mouth. And that's why i said you should try to replicate that, if you somehow can. Make your sister feel the same way i felt in those moments. Because if you manage that, and you tell her your feelings, and they come out like how those things felt to me, i know she will take them to heart and will think about them more than if you just randomly told her something.But then again if she has any hidden feelings like me, she will be very happy to hear it. But i know the way i feel is very rare.
>>83799169If you want to attempt to build a relationship you can start by just spending time with her, maybe watching her favorite genre of tv with her or doing one of her hobbies with her.
>>83799169Listen, if you understand the potential social consequnces of a mother/son affair getting out and are willing to take the risk, it might not be an impossible task to bed your mom, presuming she isnt a sexual prude. Spend more time with her. Hug her more. Say 'I love you' instead of love you, and say it as often as you can without sounding like a parrot. Watch shows and movies with her, even if you dont like what she watches. Sit close to her, closer and closer each time. Tell her how much you enjoy spending time with her. Tell her she is beautiful and why she is beautiful. Vague comments are nice, but women love specific comments. Your hair is nice, that shirt looks great of you, you have a wonderful smile. Not too many all at once, but with increasing frequency over time. After a while you could even throw in a comment about her body in a flirty but innocent way. "Mom, hope this isnt weird, but you look like a fox today. Are you trying to catch someones eye?" Make her feel seen and sexy. Tell her any man would be lucky to be with her, and that she deserves love like any other woman. This should be a process of several months or longer. Start working out in the house and let her smell you after youve worked up a sweat, presuming you dont take and meds or smoke weed that make your sweat smell like shit. Women like the smell of a mans musk. If you do all this and she seems receptive and perhaps even gets a little flirty back, proceed accordingly and flirt a little more dangerously. Give her a comment about how you think her full figure is really sexy, and how you've always thought mature women were hot. If she is embarrassed but not weirded out, at this point you can start maybe getting a little handsy. Kiss her on the cheek, brush your hands across her ass. Treat her like a young woman. This isnt a perfect step by step but if you really do want this, get smart, dont get desperate, and go slow. Godspeed you motherfucker.
>>83799158Haha, no. My name appears to be somewhat deceptive. I have a pension for speaking in a flowery way, but I'm really not much of a poet. That poem I wrote is probably the only poem I've ever written outside of school. Maybe I'll write more for her. It is an outlet for my adoration, if anything. She's read a lot of my other writing projects over the years, though. I'm sure if I asked her to read a book of poems I wrote, she would. I must admit, the thought of her pouring over page after page of my heart laid bare for her without realizing it is of her that I speak makes my heart race.
>>83799034A simple solution to this would be just to start an incest general for everything outside of momcest it would probably help tidy things up and people would stop fighting.
what does /mcg/ think of the movie Oldboy (doesn't matter which version) and its views on incest?
>>83799399We don't need a separate thread when the board has a 500 post bump limit. Momposters don't take away from Siblingposters. The vast majority like reading both even if they have their personal preference towards one or the other.
>>83799371Try it, be like a mopey teen writing love poetry in their room
>>83799196I attempted to spend more with her but all I could think about was her and either ended up hard or hating my self for not being able to sit and watch a movie without thinking like that.
>>83798915I'm going to go watch a movie with my mom and my brother now, and then i will go to bed, so i won't be here tonight anymore, so goodnight everyone, but i just want to say, i'm sorry if i couldn't help you much with directly helpful advice or some kind of a plan or a roadmap on how to 100% guarantee confess love. My own confession was botchered and terrible, and by pure mountain of luck and thanks to my brother coming up with a crazy good lie to tell our mom to cover for why i did what i did, i managed to escape from the worst and even later he accepted my feelings back. I really wish i had some better advice to give you, but i really don't know.If you want, maybe you can ask me what i think about certain things, so you can get a girls opinion, or ask me what i would think if i was confessed to in this way or that way, stuff like that. I can try to answer and give you an answer on what i would think about those things as a girl. But again, everyone feels diffirent about stuff, i have literally watched one of my brothers friends walk up to a girl and try to flirt with her by insulting her, and it somehow worked and she was happy and enjoyed it. But other than that, i don't think i have anything to offer. All i can do is wish you tons of luck and i hope love wins.goodnight everyone.
>>83764384Owl looking ass mf
>>83799495>either ended up hard or hating my self for not being able to sit and watch a movie without thinking like that.Fap before spending time with her. There's no reason to feel bad about being attracted to your mom. A sizeable portion of men still harbor attraction to their moms even if they won't admit it publicly
>>83799497Nonsense, your words brought great relief to my heart. You are right, our situations are as different as they are similar, and I never expected you to have all the answers for me. But you being open and honest about all the ups and down has given me some valuable perspective about what to expect and, perhaps more importantly, what mistakes not to make. I expect I will take you up on that offer, no doubt I will have many doubts and uncertainties I would benefit from passing by a kindred spirit.Goodnight, Nomi. Look forward to chatting again.
>>83799519I get that buts its hard to stop something i have no control over
>>83799609It's not necessary to stop thinking about her sexually. It's not out of the ordinary at all to have sexual thoughts about your own mom, no reason to hate yourself over it.
>>83798915>I imagine we will very easily fall into husband/wife type roles just given our history, with her greeting me when I get home from work with a hug and dinner on the table.That would be nice mate, I hope she can cook.sisterwife maxing is very appealing
>>83799667>It's not out of the ordinary at all to have sexual thoughts about your own momI understand that but its just hard to get into that mindset.
>>83796047This image is peak momcest stuff. Warm, motherly, cute and loveable. Would kiss, lick and impregnate her if she was my biological mother.
>>83799541If you are going the nomi route, i guess a good thing to ask about is traumaHave you or your sister endured any trauma, alone or together? It seems to really push the incestual bond into existence between siblings from what i have seen. When it comes to moms, it looks like being lonely wins over traumaLook at Felix. His mom had no daddy around, so she raised herself a new husband through her sonNow look at Nomi. Her dad was an abusive cunt who strangled her as a kid. Her brother literally had to fist fight him and get beaten to protect her. And then they go into teenage years, and her brother gets cheated on 4 or 5 times while his sister just wants to be his faithful trad girlfriend. That is a lot of trauma to go through for both of them. I dont want to be a downer, but i really doubt that her brother would go into this without those girls cucking him into the ground to the point where it probably feels like his sister is the only woman who wont fuck tyrone behind his back
>>83799836I don't deny that we've endured hardships I wouldn't ever wish on anyone. To deny your pain is to deny yourself. Abusive fathers seem to be a trend, and no different in my case. Real bastard. My mom got the worst of it, but I wasn't too far behind. Constantly wanting dad's approval tends to put you in punching range fairly often. Sister and I spent many nights holding eachother in the downstairs closet as mother and father went off on eachother. I was very meek and timid as a child--in fact, I have a vivid memory from my early childhood of my sister actually being the one to take a beating for me one time, as she ran him off to stop him from finding where I was hiding after he came looking for blood. No more, after that. I got big enough so that he couldn't hurt me or any of my sisters anymore. I have several scars as a result of this, but I'd do it over again tenfold. It was during these years that we stumbled upon porn for the first time and fooled around a bit, as I'd mentioned. Too young to do anything beyond confused rubbing, but nonetheless.Sister was spared much of the physical abuse from our father, but she was subjected to all the same mental abuse of that period, and has had her own struggles later on after our mother left him, as did I. She was a piece of work in our teen years, I wont lie. Bullying in school and self image issues on her end didn't help. Tearing through the house, yelling and screaming, fighting over anything. Especially between her and mother or our older sister. She made herself an enemy to everyone in the house but me. I was her only defender. No matter how much chaos she caused, I could never give up on her, even if it would have been a hell of a lot easier. Thankfully, over the last five years, she has gradually been putting her demons to rest. I made peace with mine a long time ago.Did our shared trauma influence these feelings? I think it would be foolish to say otherwise, but there's no closing Pandora's box.
Groundhog day is next week
>>83799541I dont know how much of nomis lore did you read up on, but i dont know if i would recommend asking her for adviceShe says you can get a girls opinion on what you want to do, but she is not exactly a typical girl, she has tried to get her brother to fuck her for years, and since her confession, her brother has done some major scumbag things. Honestly the one that kinda eats at me the most is the fact he makes her go brush her teeth after blowing him before kissing her againWhile she seems like the kinda girl who loves romance, she is so blinded by her love for him that if he wanted to make a move on her, it wouldnt even have to be a romantic confession or sound honest, he could probably just walk into her room with his pants off, grab her ass and tell her to bend over, and she would happily do it
Holy shit we have a really active thread this week>>83763010>@Uncle anonI'm all moved in, I'm officially a permanent resident of this household. I can put my daughter to bed every night now, I couldn't be happier.>>83795588>spicy penneMore like spicy penis, amirite? Dad jokes aside you're letting hormones and the honeymoon period cloud your judgement, young lady. If you two don't start being careful you'll drop your guard and when you least expect it you'll be caught in the act with no hope of explaining your way out of it and you'll both be fucked, and not in the way you enjoy.>>83798527The trick is to NOT place the weekly question in the OP, people glaze over the first post in a general because it's always largely the same thing. Do it like you did last week where you let the thread sit and breath for a few hours and then you pop the weekly question as its own separate post with its own separate image to grab the eye, speaking of which>>83704129I know my sister, she would either become BFFs with Brosis or they'd become mortal enemies, not in between, that's just how she is.>>83800209I've been reading your stuff and I have to say I'm concerned, not about the probability of success but about you. You're a hopeless romantic, emphasis on hopeless, and you're hedging all of your bets on this thing with your sister working out. She could very well tell you she doesn't see you that way anymore and tto fuck off and if she does you're gonna get burned BAD.Be careful.
>>83801058How's your sister doing?>Do it like you did last week where you let the thread sit and breath for a few hours and then you pop the weekly question as its own separate post with its own separate image to grab the eyeLast week's question wasn't actually posted by me, but a separate post is how I'd bring the topic question back if I do it.
>>83801058I appreciate the concern--not in a snarky way, I do genuinely mean that. It's funny you put the emphasis on hopeless, as I was actually was going to suggest Hopeless as my name before I got this moniker.Nevertheless, I don't want to cause too much worry. No doubt there will be several dozen more posts of me yearning and pining and describing my delusions ad nauseum making me seem like a basket case, but when the chips are down, I am able to take a step back and be objective. I know the chances of this dream of mine coming to fruition arent exactly betting odds, but I don't plan on being quite so forward as Nomi. I always err on the side of caution. Thats how Ive made it 26 years. If this is to happen, I want it to be natural. I dont want to force, coerce, or bombard her. All I plan on doing is testing the waters, nudging things around, and seeing if I can sniff out any whiff of reciprocity on her. Ideally it becomes clear to me whether she has any feelings for me or not long before any plausible deniability has been voided. Would it hurt me if it became clear that there is nothing in her for me but sibling affection? Yeah, a hell of a lot, but she is still my sister, and I still love her like a sister. If the road ahead is not one where we are hand in hand, Im not going to kick her out or go cold on her. I'll enjoy what closeness we do have, and if Ive got to live the rest of my life suffering from this delusional oneitis for the sake of her happiness, I will. Until then, I'll take all the support and advice I can get, and if people want to indulge me as I tear my heart out and bleed it out over my keyboard, it would be a comfort.Again, though, I do appreciate your words. Its always good to have people willing to keep things straight.
>>83801058>she would either become BFFs with Brosis or they'd become mortal enemies, not in between, that's just how she is.I like annoying people (especially my older brother), so being enemies is quite possible.>>83798227I'm not really sure how much help I can be. I think the situation for men is different enough that anything I have to say might not translate well. I also think that the shared trauma is a big part of us being able to be how we are now. Like we fit together in a way where we fill the holes in each other's hearts.>>83797467I guess I just see myself as a scared, lonely little child rather than someone strong or smart or any of that. Honestly I didn't expect to live past 16, so I've kind of just been going with the flow in life.>>83797434I wish! I don't play the game but I know they live together, and that seems really nice.
>>83799764You could try repeating a mantra every time you get a thought that you feel is weird. like saying "it's ok, it's normal to think that" in your head
>>83801045i feel like not wanting to taste your own cum on a girls breath is pretty normal. i dont imagine most girls would think anything of it. if thats your biggest hangup and a *major scumbag thing* in your mind, youve got some odd views. i dont kiss my girlfriend with a facefull of her cunt slime lol.
>>83763005why dont you swap wife for mom?then you marry your "wannabe-mom" into your fulltime-mom!
>>83801993unless you're actually attracted to "loose skin""dads wife" and "being spanked"at that point your "Momcest" is just fancy masochism.
My mom is the reason why I have huge tits fetish. Her tits are huge and she lactated for far longer than most women do as far as I know. I still remember the humid summer nights when we slept in the same room, i would go to sleep and wake up to find my mom just topless, her huge tits just there. I would be lying if I said i didn't want to suck themI am 25 now and I still watch them away around at home when she is braless.The girl I am dating and her mom has big tits too. But nobody matches mom
watching youtube videos with bro
Hey all.Just got back from spending the evening with sis. Got some cuddling in while watching the new episodes of JJK & Frieren, then went to the theater to see Markiplier's 'Iron Lung' film. She's so funny about horror movies, just the idea that something scary might happen has her trembling like a leaf. At one point there was a still shot of a control panel that lasted a few seconds where literally nothing happened and she jumped anyways because she scared herself imagining what was going to happen. Got to hold her the rest of the movie, so I wasn't complaining. It was a surprisingly good film, especially the second half. Took her to Red Lobster afterwards. She loves it, but I think its shit. Drove around for a little while afterwards listening to music before I took her home. I live for these not-dates of ours.>>83801431Of course, didn't mean to impose or be expectant of you. Just hearing your stories and the stories of others in similar situations is a boon to me. I haven't gotten through all your old posts yet, so could I ask what age you and your brother are? And how are you feeling now that your second child is on the way? What sort of relationship does your brother have with your daughter?>>83801045Completely missed this post earlier.Yeah listen man I'm going to keep it a crisp, freshly minted buck with you. If my sister walked into my house, tossed her clothes aside, grabbed me by the dick and rode me into next week, I'd start worrying about adding romance to the mix after I'd caught my breath. That might be the most 'my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery'-esque concern of all time.
>>83802792Sounds like a comfy evening, maybe other than the getting scared part lel>could I ask what age you and your brother are? And how are you feeling now that your second child is on the way? What sort of relationship does your brother have with your daughter?I'm 36, he's 40. It's a little surreal whenever I actually remember my age, honestly. I'm pretty excited to have another one. I think kids should have at least one sibling. Even a normal sibling relationship can be a really special thing. He's great with her when he's actually here. When he comes over he'll usually play with her while I finish making lunch, it's very sweet. Wish he was around more often, but is what it is.
hej everyone good morning>>83802792That is so funny you mention this, i guess this movie really is a big deal. My brother is also taking me to see the Iron Lung film today at 8 at the Filmstaden.I personally never heard about this or the youtuber guy, i think i saw some memes about him, like one where someone put monkey noises over some scary music and they said it sounds like him playing Fight nights at freddies. But my brother said that this is a really epic movie that we have to watch together, because it's going to be an experience, like he talked about it with so much excitment yesterday when he told me we are going today, how it's very important because it's a youtuber making a movie about a videogame instead of a big company making more Marvel trash, i don't know personally because i never really watched this guy on youtube, but i do agree anything Marvel post Thanos has been absolutely horrendous. But from the posters i saw, it's supposed to be a horror film, i don't have anything against horror movies but i get scared super hard from most of them. I always used to watch horror movies with him at home for that reason, i like having someone to kinda hug when scary stuff happens. He always used to do a joke about it like, he would say that the scariest scene is coming, and then suddenly get up and say he is going to get a glass of water, but that i don't need to pause and can keep watching. Always the same joke but i always thought it was funny.But i'm glad you had a nice date with her, i like how you said "not-dates" because i can feel that so much. Because for years now, anytime i hanged out with him alone without his friends around, or the whores, i kinda saw it in my head as a date, and always wished it was one. And now they kinda are just that, we still have to pretend like they aren't, but now it's not just me wishing it was a date, but both of us knowing it is a real date secretly in our heads and i find that so romantic and heartwarming for myself.
>>83803543Damn, I'm sandwiched between you and your brother age wise.Why did you choose to have children now instead of when you were younger? How old are your nieces?
>>83803761I spent my younger years sitting back and trying to be a good sister, hoping maybe he would change his mind. Eventually I couldn't keep waiting to at least try to be with him. Then early on we were using protection to be on the safe side. First pregnancy was 5 years ago, so a little younger at least. It just didn't work out. Not going to give my nieces' exact ages but the older one is getting into those rebellious years.
>>83803761I think you have to realize she has had a hard life. Her brother married a diffirent woman and overall it's not that easy. Like me i don't think i could even have a kid for at least 6 more years, just because i wouldn't be able to take care of one, wouldn't have the money, and it would also mess up his life too, and then how would i even explain that i'm pregnant to my mom and family. It's not that easy for a girl to just snap her fingers and suddenly be pregnant whenever she wants.>>83801431I understand that, but i see you as the exact opposite. I see you as a woman who is standing with both feet steady on the ground. You managed to make it through horrible emotional trauma, you managed to somehow survive seeing the person you know you love marry a diffirent person, you built a life for yourself, financial stability, despite being alone you gave your kid a great childhood. All of those things make you an amazing and strong person in my eyes. I stand by what i said, i wish i can be like you when i become a mom one day, because then i know i would be all okay and the world wouldn't be crashing down on me>>83801058I know and i promise we are being careful. This was just one time that we somehow didn't hear mom come. Otherwise we have been very careful. We never have sex in the house, even though the idea has come up when he was in the mood a couple times, but we just do it in his car to be safe, and we try to track her time schedule really well, i usually try to talk to her and find out about her week, and i write it down in my phone in the notes so i kinda know almost exactly around what time she should be coming home during the week.
If it turns out poetsis was secretly a major brocon, posting about how excited she is to live alone with her brother on some random incest forum saying how sweet he is and how she wishes she could start something with him but doesn't want to jeopardise their relationship because he would freak out and she doesn't want to lose the one family member she was close with. It would be the height of irony and absolutly hilarious. The idea of Poetbro just casually trying to be supportive but she starts walking around almost naked, clinging to him, walking into his room at random hours, sneakily watching him shower and trying to sit on his lap or huddle on the sofa together, just has me giggling
>>83803797>getting into those rebellious years.That's a dangerous time for any father to navigate.I'm glad you feel in a place you are somewhat happy with and I hope your pregnancy proceeds well.>>83803803I'm aware of those concerns Nomi, I had this feeling brosis would be somewhat contemporary in age from the way she talked. I wasn't expecting to be right between them.
>>83803803Well, they say we're our own harshest critics, could be the case for me I suppose. I've definitely not been strong in the past, though. Ah well>>83803842True, those years can be a handful. Thank you, I'm near the end of the risky period for it so barring something awful, it should go just fine. Though it is making me eat some absolutely heinous stuff with these cravings
>>83803887>Though it is making me eat some absolutely heinous stuff with these cravingsWhat sort of things? Pregnancy cravings are sometimes hilarious, are they fatty, salty and acidic?My mum apparently used to crave eating oranges whole when she had me
>>83804037Mostly tangy stuff and salty/fatty stuff. I have a big bag of pizza pockets in the freezer and I've been dipping them in tzatiki sauce. Also eating a lot of dill pickles. The brand I get is local and has a ton of garlic.
>>83801211She's a rock, she could have aced this pregnancy all by herself but she wanted to have her cake and eat it too, I'm the cake. She's actually a little frustrated I'm not all over her my every waking second like I was with her first pregnancy, she also gets a little jealous in a playful way when our daughter steals me away to go play for an hour or two. We're finally taking her to see Zootopia 2 later on today.>>83801225I'm a hopeless romantic myself so I can't judge but what I can tell you is these types of relationships always come with sacrifices and limitations, ask anyone here who has crossed that line, it's never like a real relationship, it just can't be. You're out here imagining her like your 50's housewife baking key lime pies while your kids play in the backyard with the dog and you're reading the newspaper with pipe in your mouth and you haven't even kissed yet. What I'm saying is manage your expectations.How's the home renovation business? >>83801431Are you the type to get into dick measuring(clit measuring?) contests with strangers over your daughter and how cute she is and how many milestones she has cleared? Because she is.Besties, rivals, no third option.>>83803803I'm not too happy about those car dates either, young lady. The two of you are sitting ducks out there with zero spatial awareness of what's going on outside the car.
>>83804138>Are you the type to get into dick measuring(clit measuring?) contests with strangers over your daughter and how cute she is and how many milestones she has cleared? Because she is.>Besties, rivals, no third option.I don't mind chatting about our kids with other moms in a non-competitive way, it's nice to just share cute stories and talk about them. I won't make it competitive, but if someone else is, then I tend to match that.>We're finally taking her to see Zootopia 2 later on today.Sounds fun, I'm excited for when mine's old enough for that kind of thing. I've built up a collection of kids' movies on the home media server already that I'm looking forward to watching with her. I do get a little braggy about that setup, I suppose.
>>83804138New here so I apologise in advance, but I was confused by an earlier post, just want to confirm your sister's first child was it also yours?
>>83804256I'm thinking besties>home media serverOh you're one of those? They'd love you in /tv/ with their hdmi cable threads>>83804280Sadly no, she's her ex-husband's, I just think of her as mine.
>>83804344I'm more of a /g/ person, got it set up so I can watch stuff in a bunch of different spots, and I can use user accounts to gate the kids out of anything too mature for them. I mostly use it to watch old Simpsons episodes, though.
>>83804344>sadly noI feel that's a somewhat common set up, sister gets dumped/widowed with a kid, brother or dad steps in, things follow what happens naturally between a man and a woman.I met a guy a few days ago on /b/, said his sister got divorced recently and has a young child, but they're really close and she had been sending him thirst trap photos of herself for years. Said he was trying to make a move on her and testing out the waters.I hope it wasn't a larp and he was actually serious, if I see him again I might point him towards this place. But it's /b/ so the board header is law.
>>83804138>I'm not all over her my every waking second like I was with her first pregnancywhy not? you finally got your dream
>>83804138Well i think the car dates is us being safe. We don't do it in front of the house in the car of course, we have a little spot kinda in a small field where there is a road going through it, there is nothing around there. I know i have to be very careful because i was told very extensively, from people here and from my brother too, that sex smells a lot, and people can tell if a room was used for it recently, so i think us being out away from the house in his car is much safer than risking it at home.>>83801045Also please don't say stuff like that. My beloved is not a scumbag, he is amazing and kind and nice to me and he is dreamy and i love him. And yes, i don't mind at all that i have to go brush my teeth before kissing him!!!!I fully understand that it's probably gross for him to kiss me when i had that stuff in my mouth, and he told me too that girls don't really want to kiss after blowjobs either, and he had girlfriends before so he knows about this stuff, so it's not him being a scumbag, it's just something that we don't do. He is very nice and amazing!!
Gotta go, the girls are up>>83804352>old Simpsons episodesOh yeah they'd definitely love you in /tv/I agree with Nomi, you give off wise calming matronly vibes and you got your shit very together. Yeah I can see it, if my sister came here she would have already gotten your phone number and you'd be fast friends, sending you baby pictures and asking you about stocks, you'd probably be sick of her by now>>83804392I didn't step up to help purely out of the goodness in my heart, I really really thought she was mine, just like her ex really really didn't think she was his. The paternity test took us all by surprise and in the end my sister got away with it all, just like when we were kids.>>83804422Well I was younger back then and I was staying in another man's house, eating his food, fucking his wife and I felt morally virtuous about it. The real reason is our daughter, she takes up most of my spare time.>>83804472I'm more worried about a carjacking, with two getting caught literally with your pants down. That could turn into a real bad situation real fast.
>>83804540>I didn't step up to help purely out of the goodness in my heart,Oh so you were cucking her husband, that's a bit more hardcore. Still I think a woman relying on family which leads to romantic incestuous love is probably common.
>have weird reoccuring oedipal thoughts about my dad dying and me replacing him, leading to my mom wanting to have sex with me>dad gets diagnosed with pancreatic cancer yesterdayMy god, what have I done
>>83804600Start praying for his health. pancreatic canccer is fucking nasty.Also look up Dr Thomas Seyfried and the metabolioc cancer theory
Do you share a bed with your mom?
>>83803736>My brother is also taking me to see the Iron Lung film today at 8 at the Filmstaden.Nomi wtf? opsec, you silly goose. Stop saying things like that.I think your mom is onto you at this point.Suicidal girl with boyfriend problems has all of a sudden became lively and content, without a boyfriend? Thats quite the head scratcher there...>>83802792From what i have read so far, you are on good terms with your sister, couldnt you probe by telling her that your love for her is a bit beyond sibling affection? I dont think that would be the nuke you are fearing, if you actually have a close relationship.
/Good morning/>>83803543> I think kids should have at least one sibling.Careful now, with that mindset my mom accidentally gave birth to the love of my life. Might have your daughters soul made in your belly right now. Risky business.>>83803736That's hilarious, my sister was giving me a similar rant about the movie. I'd played the game myself and am a big film buff, so I read up on the production ahead of time and think its really cool he actually managed to pull off what he did with this movie. Let me know what you think!> i like how you said "not-dates" because i can feel that so muchYeah I take what I can get. They fill the void well enough. Spending time with her is special, regardless of desire.>>83803823Oh stop that, my heart can't take this. My own delusions about this sort of thing are bad enough, I don't need other people feeding into them or I'll start losing my grip on reality. I don't do much crying, but if that came out as the case, I don't think I'd be able to hold the tears back. Ah well, wishful thinking.>>83804138> these types of relationships always come with sacrifices and limitationsOf course, I'm prepared for that. Not saying it doesn't cause me some anxiety, but I'm made of strong stuff. My delusions are all wildly optimistic, but I know it wont be a walk in the park. Whatever had to happen for us to be would be worth it, whatever we share will be enough.> How's the home renovation business?It's good--very slow right now, always is in the beginning of the year for me. Last year was a really good year, so I've got a nice nest egg to keep me floating till the jobs start rolling in again. I have been thinking of an alternate career path recently, though, just because the idea of falling off a 30' ladder and dying gets less and less appealing as days go by. Don't know what I'd do, though. I want to be a writer and have written several novels, but I get weird about actually letting people read them, so they just sit on my desk.
>>83804600You've done nothing. I know that feel, my dad also died from pancreatic cancer. The only "upside" is that it's a rather quick death compared to certain types of cancer+chemo that keep you half dead and in pain for years. Please make sure to tell your dad anything you wanted to tell him and have him tell you everything you wanted to know, it might be the last chance.
>>83804845>Filmstaden.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filmstaden_(cinema_chain)Unless you know exactly which one it is she's probably in the clear but still she needs to learn how to keep her mouth closed or run counter naratives (lies) that throw off the scent.
>>83804889soul mate*Need to stop switching my keyboards out, keep tripping up over the different key sizes.>>83804845> couldnt you probe by telling her that your love for her is a bit beyond sibling affection?Something to that degree, I'm sure. Maybe after we've been living together for a bit, there's a moment where it makes sense to tell her our relationship/my love for her isn't like it is with the rest of our siblings. Just to see how she reacts to that much sentiment. There is a part of me that wants to just come out with everything Nomi style and deal with the aftermath, but I don't think the words would actually be able to get past my lips. Time will tell, and we will see.
>>83804925>sister company of FINNKINOI wish this thread still had FINNKINO ;-;
>>83804889>Oh stop that,Sorry bro. Don't let it affect you, I should think before I speak.
>>83804962Ah, no harm done, just giving you a hard time. Such thoughts are beautiful to me, and I do like to indulge the idea of their truth here. Really, I'm glad to have a balance between people indulging these fantasies of mine as you have written and people like Uncle-anon being blunt with me. Gives me hope while keeping me level.
>>83804889I mean i haven't played the game, i didn't even know it was based on a game until he told me. As said, i don't haven't watched the youtuber who made this, i just heard about him from like memes and jokes. But yeah i mean i'm sure it's going to be interesting.About the void, yeah that is how it felt before. The funny thing though is that, before, i always used to sit next to him instead of accros from him when we went for like fastfood or to restaurants with our mom, and he used to tell me that i shouldn't sit so close and stuff like that before, but he wouldn't straight up make me change places, because i just said no i want to sit next to you, but now that we are trying to act like nothing and like us hanging out aren't dates, he actually doesn't say that at all and likes me sitting next to him instead of accros. I find that interesting.Also i would like to say about the post you replied to, if she does any of those things, maybe those are signals and hints. Reason i'm saying that is because i have literally done all of those things trying to get my brother to see me as a girl he could date. Walking almost naked around him, or just accidentally letting him see me naked, sitting on his lap a lot, walking into his room or laying down into his bed while he sleeps to be there with him. I have tried all of those, and he said that he didn't see any of the "hints" when we talked about it. So i don't know but maybe if she does those things, it means she likes you too.>>83804845Sorry i don't understand, what does opsec mean? Did i say something wrong?
>>83805003Not a problem, I was talking to you on /b/ telling you to manage your expectations, wasn't whoever sent you here but glad they did since you aren't the usual horny larpist.
>you'll never spend a lazy saturday morning with your daughter and your brotherhusband while your new nephewson grows inside youUA's sisterwife is living the high lifewhat do we call her?
>>83805013>what does opsec mean?nta, it stands for operations security.You need to avoid releasing more details about yourself that potentially identify or incriminate you or your whereabouts4chan's concentrated autism is infamous.for examplehttps://www.inquisitr.com/shia-labeouf-flag-capture-is-nothing-4chan-once-called-in-an-airstrikehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9zyxm860QJust imagine what the Norafag might be able to do with actual personal information
>>83780260It's Saturday, might as well share if things went well
>>83805020> I was talking to you on /b/ telling you to manage your expectationsOh, right, I forgot to mention earlier that I actually have a second job as a part time 'Expectations Manager'. Shit sucks, but apparently the benefits package is crazy if you get promoted.>>83805013> So i don't know but maybe if she does those things, it means she likes you too.Here's hoping. Everyone always thought our relationship was a bit weird growing up, even my friends made fun of how close we are. Always felt natural to me. I used to get defensive about it before I really realized the depth of my feelings for her and would scold them about not being closer with their sisters. Funny to think back to. It's just always been like this between us. When she was upset she would come lay in bed with me under the covers. If I was playing a game on the computer, she would sit behind me and watch. Anytime I found a good show, I watched it with her. She always felt right in my arms. There is even a memory I have from our teen years when we had joined our mother on a work trip out of town for whatever reason. I snuck some whiskey and got a little buzzed, and for reasons I cannot explain, I decided to take a bath in the hotel bathroom at like 1AM. Sister ended up just walking in not realizing I was in there because I was just quietly relaxing, and she thought it was funny that I was taking a bath and so she just sat down beside me and we talked for hours and hours. Didnt feel strange at all, though I had to keep adding soap to bath so the bubbles would keep my titanium alloy erection for her out of view. It's so easy to imagine her harboring all the same feeling for me that I do her, but so too is it likely that she just feels so comfortable in our relationship that nothing is off limits, spare the obvious.Sigh.
>>83805188Did you ever kiss when fooling around?
>>83805003>>83805188yeah yeah yeah all this romance stuff is nice and all, but people need to start asking the hard hitting questionsever steal her panties and sniff/jerk off with them?
>>83805188I understand how dangerous this is, because i felt the same thing. I was so close with my brother, and i thought the same things, is he just scared to make a move? Or is he just a really great brother and is letting me indulge all of these things i do because he just feels comfortable around me.Well i couldn't take it anymore and in a moment of not thinking about anything else, i tried to tell him, and you know how that went. The point is, as i said, i talked to him about this, and he genuinely told me he couldn't see any signals that i was in love with him like a girlfriend would be. So all of those things, seeing me naked, letting me sleep with him in his bed, letting me sit on his lap, everything else, it really was just him being an amazing brother, but it wasn't him being secretly in love with me. He told me that he only started to seriously think about it after i made it clear my feelings are real and that this wasn't just me randomly going crazy for a moment. Thankfully, he gave us a chance, but at one point i really thought my life and my relationship with him was just over, and i didn't see any future for myself.>>83805046You are right, i'm sorry, i thought since there are many of them it wouldn't be a big deal. I will make sure to talk in more obscured info
>>83805188One day you could maybe say "sometimes, I wish you weren't my sister" simple line, a lot of ambiguous and still dismissable encoded information. How she eventually reacts to that will decide a lot. It would be something best to let her stew over.
>>83805213Yes. In my dreams, I can still taste her lips and feel them pressed against mine. Tongues winding unsurely, wielded without practice. Standing bare with her, fidgeting and unsure. Nervous hands exploring timid bodies, curious eyes avoiding contact. That racing in my heart and our curiosity driving us on. We knew it was something not meant for us, but we couldn't stop ourselves. Innocence. What a word for it.>>83805237If it isn't too much of a sore spot, do you mind if I ask for a little more detail on how exactly the confession went? Like how and when it was brought up and what you told him, as well as his initial reaction before telling your mom? No need to detail this again if it is a sore spot, just curious.
>>83805286Do you ever kiss her on the cheek? That's quite an intimate but still chaste option. One that would take little to make a daily welcome and goodbye routine and gives her the most opportunity or temptation to explore at her leisure. A little impulsive dart to the side and suddenly she wouldn't be so innocent,
>>83805228Never much of a sniffer, but yeah, though I'm very ashamed and embarrassed about it nowadays, I did use to raid the laundry bin and get off with them. Electric. Back then I was pretty sure I'd end up having to kill myself to get out of feeling the way I did, so I didn't have as much self respect or will to deny myself baser urges. Funny, though, even with that mindset, I was still too scared to confront her with my feelings for her. Stopped after high school because I'd been justifying the behavior to myself as 'just a weird high school kid thing', and as such if I wanted to preserve any decency, I had to kick the habit. Harder than quitting cigarettes. Did have a girlfriend later on that used to jerk me off with her panties, and I used to close my eyes and imagine it was my sister doing it.
>>83805369Here, add this one to your collection
>>83805409Picrel>>83805346Here and there, when I have the courage and in context makes sense. Usually too nerved to do it especially casually, so I typically make a show of it to make it less awkward/more 'brotherly', i.e. grabbing her face and planting a wet noisy kiss on her cheek. She always laughs at that and tells me to just do it normally, but I never do. I don't really know why. I expect once we are living together it will be easy to make it common place. Walk into the kitchen and peck her on the cheek after I get home from work, that sort of thing. She's excited to have a kitchen she can actually use, as the one at our moms house is always in chaos and the other people there always steal/eat/use her ingredients.>>83805285I mean there is an existing sentiment between us of seeing the value of the other as a partner in terms of longing for those traits in romantic endeavors. Not like its spoken about often, but when talking about relationships, it isn't uncommon for one of us or the other to say something like "I wish I could find someone like you". A common enough sentiment, but if anything, it definitely tells me that even if she does have feelings for me, the biggest hurdle for her would be if she could make it over the idea/taboo of incest in and of itself. I've been over that hurdle for a while.Then again, we did watch Code Geass together, and she cried when Nunnally told Lelouch that all she ever needed to be happy was to be with him, so perhaps the idea of it isn't a total roadblock, at least.
>>83805024THISWe joke about how lucky the guys are but the ones who won the lottery are the girls
>>83805369ecchi~ >:3
>>83805286Yeah it's fine, it's a weird memory, but because it ended up the way it ended up, it's a lot less of a hurtful one than if it was the last happy moment of my life if it didn't turn out the way it did. Basically mom was in the kitchen and me and my brother were watching a movie, and i was cuddled up to him on the couch, like almost every time. He just had his heart broken again by his latest whore ex, and i just felt some overwhelming desperation i guess, i don't really know what was in my head back then. Basically i just looked up at him, and i asked him if he thought i was pretty, and he was like yeah, and i kinda followed with if he thought i was sexy or attractive because i tried to look and be the way i thought he liked girls, but i was basing it just on what i overheard from him or knew he liked, and that i was sorry if i wasn't, and he just looked at me with this scared look and asked was like what are you even saying, and i just went all in and just blabbed out that i loved him, and that i wanted him to sleep with me and be my first and only and that i wanted to be his girlfriend, and i tried to climb on top of his lap and i tried to kiss him on the mouth, i was just hoping it would be somehow romantic and something he would like. He just pulled away and stood up and was shocked and raised his voice, and i started crying and ran to my room, and a moment later my mom stormed in screaming at me at the top of her lungs and just yelling at me like what the fuck is wrong with me and that she can't believe what he just told her i said. She was there for almost an hour, i don't remember what all she even said, but she tried to calm herself to talk a bunch of times, and then as soon as she started talking again it just turned into yelling and shouting because she couldn't stop being angry. It basically ended with her saying tomorrow morning we are going to have a big talk about "what happens next" and that was that. Then i ran away wanting to die...
>>83805870Thank you for sharing that with me. I'm sorry your confession didn't go the way you wanted it to, but I'm glad your dream became a reality in the end. I'm doubly glad you didn't go through with ending your life, the world is better with you in that. How long after you returned home did it take for you to first speak to your brother again? How long after that did he start to reciprocate your feelings?
>>83805900well i actually documented most of it here. But basically i got very sick, i was scared i was going to die, and i panicked and called my brother, who instantly jumped in his car and came to get me from wherever i was. I have no clue where i even was because i was just randomly sleeping on any trains i could find hoping a ticket control officer wouldn't come.So i was recovering for a while, and in that time my brother was forbidden from going into my room by mom, but he still sometimes came when he could, but mom was almost always home because she took some leave because of me.Basically my brother talked to me very shortly about what we need to do to make mom "not kill me", and he came up with a very good lie that he fed her about how i had a boyfriend in school, and he cheated on me, and it made me just lose my mind from depression and that i just had a weak moment and so forth, and yeah so he told mom about that, she talked to me, and it seemed to work because she eased up, and when i finally got healthy again she didn't instantly just send me to live with my aunt or to therapy or something, she was just asking me if i'm okay and things like that, but our relationship was definitely worsened. As for my brother, i was barely allowed to speak to him for a while, he was quiet and avoided me for a time. He stopped coming to my room, he stopped carrying me to bed when i fell asleep on the couch, a lot of things stopped happening.Slowly we went back to normal, and that is when i started to cook for him a lot. I already liked cooking before but i started to do it basically daily. My mom knows i love cooking so i just told her it was therapeutic for me. But it was months of this fear and silence and him being distant. Then i basically tried a more soft confession, result was we had a bunch of very serious heart to heart talks, and he kinda realized i really mean it from those.Okay we are leaving for cinema in 15 minutes, goodbye everoyne
Why do you guys fantasize about having sex with your moms? That's truly fucked up and will lead to long term loneliness. I wonder how many of your mothers molested you to damage you in such a way
>>83778190>context for the small dick and the naked chick?Lol tell me how I know you have an even smaller penis than him and you jerk off to cuck/sph porn?
>>83805805I think the boys are likely somewhat above average males.
>>83806385He looks about 6 inches maybe at most, I guess it's above average but it's not really something to show off.
>>83806386Are you implying that they are CHADBROS?
>>83806406I'm not going that far. but it's a probabilistic supposition..
>>83806406>>83806449Does being able to squat 435 make me a CHADbro?Anyone else enjoy staying /fit/ for their woman?
>>83806460You've gotta actually play the game first before you can rank.
>watching the Royal Rumble>all by myself>it's still sunny outside>yaaaaaaay
>>83806653Now come on Hapa-chan, with /mcg/ you're never really alone.
>>83806653Why did your mum only shit out one kid?
>>83805024The most fitting name would be Mabel tbdesu
>enjoying a moment of laziness with my DS while the baby plays with blocks>brother brings over a cat plush for daughter because he was out shopping and thought she'd like it>she's already obsessed with itDefinitely my daughter, as if there was any doubt. Luvs cats, simple as.>>83804540I did used to post on /tv/, it was just probably 10-15 years ago when Sons of Anarchy and Boardwalk Empire were still airing. Loved Jaxposting when that was a thing. Every week, torrenting the new episode in 360p on my potato internet so that I could watch it and make fun of it on the internet. Good times.>agree with Nomi, you give off wise calming matronly vibes and you got your shit very together.I can get calming, at least. Always been good at that sort of thing. The idea of me being wise will always be funny to me though, considering the scale of bad decisions I've made in my life lmao>>83804889>Might have your daughters soul made in your belly right now. Risky business.I hope not for their sake. I'd rather my kids just have normal, happy lives with people they can openly love.>>83805024>spend a lazy saturday morning with your daughter and your brotherhusband while your new nephewson grows inside youThis with a big homemade breakfast first please
>>83807081>brother brings over a cat plushThat's a good dad. You cooked anything good for him?
>>83807138He didn't stay for food today, sadly. Made him steak the other day since I had bought a tenderloin and cut it into steaks. Nothing too fancy, just salt and pepper, and I usually make a little sauce when I deglaze the pan since it saves on cleaning time later and makes the food better.
>AJ Styles lost
Threadly reminder that the name Momcest General is actually cover for this being a thickly-veiled dubs thread
>>83805900You know poetbro if i was you, i dont know if i would be asking Nomi for advice of all the people here. Yeah she is all happy and wholesome now, but we saw other sides of her tooShe came to the threat with this being the first impression. Just saying, not exactly someone to give life lessons imo
>>83807362I don't think it was that bad of a first impression desu.
>>83806517> You've gotta actually play the game first before you can rank.Brutal way to put it. Guess I'm still training for the big game. >>83807362Yeah, I've seen this already. Several people have attempted to bring this up as a warning, and let me just say that I find it very tactless. I've been where Nomi was before, I know what it's like to feel like she felt. People are allowed to make mistakes and act rashly in difficult circumstances, that doesn't exclude them from having things worth saying in the future nor exclude their lived experience from having any value to ascertain. I know how to parse between good advice and bad advice.In the future, I'd appreciate if people didn't put down other's in the thread in an attempt to advise me--or anyone for that matter, really. If you have some sort of criticism or warning, please take a moment to phrase it in a way that doesn't just amount to 'x did this and y happened so don't listen to them'. Nomi is a young woman, give her some grace.Don't mean to white knight or come off as brash, that's just a major peeve of mine, whatever the intentions are.
>>83807362I suppose I'll further clarify that in asking Nomi, Brosis, etc... for advice, I'm not looking for gospel. All I hoped to learn in talking to them is what has and hasn't worked for them, how their relationships have affected their lives, pros and cons, and the mistakes to avoid. Not looking for a blue print, just differing views to contrast my own and some comradery with others in a similar situation to mine.
>>83807465>>83807488I don't think you should listen to that guy. I think nomi did really fuck up hard, but actually handled the aftermath very well for a sad and scared 19 year old who was a virgin and also pretty antisocial.If Felix came back, i would love to ask him a lot of stuff or hear tips from him because he is basically living my dream life, so for you, if your sister is who you want to get in bed, talking to nomi and asking her questions is in my opinion a very good thing for you, because she is close to your sister in age (i believe, how old is your sister again?) and on top of that, she is a girl. I think if you are about to confess to your sister, having the opinion of another girl in that age-range is a very good advantage to have.Plus honestly nomi is just nice to talk to, she is always nice to everyone, doesn't argue or start beef unlike cuckspammer.
wonder what's H-c's fav food
>>83807465looks like someone activated poet bros big brother instincts lol
Anyone in /mcg/ watch DARK? Seems it should be a favourite around here, considering every character in the show is having sex with someone they are related to one way or another
Today I bought 3 more packs btw
>>83807956>didn't post the imageFUCK
>>83804352>I'm more of a /g/ personHow are you finding /g/ nowadays?
>>83807961I don't like oreos but you've single-handedly convince to buy these. I don't think they're sold in my country though, but maybe someday
>>83808148Through the power of the internet all things are possiblehttps://snackbarcanada.ca/products/oreo-cookie-dough-limited-edition-worldwide-shipping
What turns the emotional bond into a physical bond in all of the cases we've seen?
>>83807699If he took the beatings from his dad he said he did, then he can probably dish it out. Anything in that sisterzone is getting forcibly defended.
>>83808224a shared unhappiness
>>83808224Loneliness or looking for something that can only be found with family. Dexmom and Felix's mom hadn't dated in decades. In the sibling cases it's probably the feeling of security both sides get in the relationship.
Have these threads ever had successful father-daughter couples?
>>83808316There haven't been any long term stable relationships. lels had a short physical relationship with her dad before they stopped the physical part.
>>83808334*kelsnot lels
>>83808316i feel like this is the least likely to work out. thats a crazy power imbalance. i cant imagine any scenario where a man falling in love with his daughter isnt fucked beyond the expected.
>>83808316After hapa-chan's saga I don't think we'll ever see it
Love. Let me tell you all how much I've come to love my sister since I began to live. There are eighty-six billion neurons connected by eight-hundred and fifty thousand kilometers of axons and dendrites that make up my brain. If the word 'love' was engraved on each and every one of those tens of billions of neurons, it would not equal one one-trillionth of the love I feel for my sister at this micro-instant. For her. Love. Love!
>>83808437I've seen them on other forums so they're possible, just wondered if there was any successes here but I think they may be unlikely here.Though I've seen a surprising number of women talk about their experiences with their dad in their teens on this site. Which doesn't exactly translate into romantic pursuit as most were just memories, some were molesty, others mutually healing or a few active seductions.I guess this group is less likely to engage in it. You'd probably need either an absent mother or an extremely supportive one.
>>83808222Brosis should add snack reselling to her business repertoire. Those prices are highway robbery.
>>83808541>>83808541How much do you look like your mom? In the rare instance where she dies unexpectedly, I doubt it would take him having Alzheimer's to reconsider your offer.
>>83808961Like 50% probably, but I'm a scruffy looking guy so I don't see why it's relevant to anything.
>>83809021Nevermind, thought you were Hapa-chan.
Brosis do you watch Koupen-chan?https://youtu.be/oqdhdAVxvFU
>>83808494What's your favorite thing about your sister Poetbro?
>>83807627> how old is your sister again?I am 26 and my sister is 24. We are 15 months apart.>>83808231The curse--or blessing, I should rather say--of being an older brother. When you have sisters, your life is no longer yours alone. This is something I learned very young. The only value of my strength is that I may use it to shield those without it.>>83809262Something of an impossible question. How can I pick a single thing about a person I love so deeply and place it above the rest without feeling vain? I love her--all of her. Every piece of her is indistinguishable from the whole. I cannot think of one without the rest filling my mind. I love how compassionate she is. I love how selfless she is. I love how smart she is. I love how willing she is to do or try anything new. I love how she puts everything she has into everything she does. I love how excited she gets about her passions. I love how thoughtful and considerate she is. I love how curious she is. I love the expressions she makes when she is confused or bewildered. I love how she doesn't take herself too seriously. I love how she will get up from the dinner table and break into dance when a song hits just right. I love how she can spark up a conversation with anyone anywhere. I love how she will throw a compliment to any passing stranger if they are wearing something she thinks is cute. Her laughter is music to me. Her smile is as the sun. Her hair is silken thread. Her beauty is proof of divinity. To hold her is to feel complete. I love her when she is happy, I love her when she is upset, I love her when she is angry, I love her when we are apart, and I love her when she is by my side.Perhaps that isn't the sort of answer you were looking for, so I will leave you with this; when I think of her, I think of her eyes on mine.
>>83809568I love this post
>>83807994Pretty crappy, but it can still be informative once in a while. Not as interesting as it used to be but that's true for the entire site really>>83808224It was trauma for us. That and lines being crossed early on in life.>>83809130Hadn't heard of it before but it looks pretty cute.
>>83810217>pretty cuteit's a fun little series of shorts, there are compilations for the seasons, I thought it might appeal to you, glad the impression is positive.-if you get my meaning and you saw a bunch of posts that seemed overly verbose and consistently contained duplicated hyphen characters at odd locations in a thread you just happened to be browsing what do you think the reason behind it might be?
>>83810251I know AIs supposedly use the bigger dash a lot but that's about it. I'm just confused about what I'm being asked beyond that
>>83810267ctrl-f this thread
>>8381027217 double dashes including in filenames. I'm guessing you think the poster is using an LLM?
>>83810272>>83810251People are so AI-brained that a man can't abuse em-dashes like a show pony or be verbose in the comfort of his own home without being accused of using a robot to generate whiney yearnings about how much he wants to fuck his sister. What has the world come to.
>>83810298It's peculiar, possibly just a writing assist or grammar checker, thought I'd point it out.I don't want to jump to a premature conclusion and give the benefit of the doubt for now.
>>83810318I'm hesitant to accuse anyone because I see a lot of blatant AI posts on Twitter and they usually don't look like that to me. There's a specific way they tend to use the emdashes and format the posts. Can't really find the words to describe it.
>>83810345Whenever they come back we'll get some sort of explanation, I don't think they are because of the respnsiveness, but I was flicking through a few posts and felt unnerved by the pattern
>>83810388Never thought coming here to vent about my feelings for my sister would result in being accused of using AI to write about it. I really don't even want to defend myself because of the obvious 'he's defending himself so that means he is guilty' line of thought, but truth be told, I am easily baited, and beyond that, I absolutely fucking loathe AI, and will take any opportunity to denounce it.I'll say it once and hopefully that's enough. I don't use AI, I don't like AI, and have never interacted with any AI beyond the forced google search result AI. I think it makes people morons. Not going to stop using em-dashes just because AI likes using them--I liked them first. Everything I write is exactly as I type it, as overly wordy and flowery and exaggerated as I intend it to be. That's just how I write. I've been writing 14 years. There's a stack of nearly three thousand pages of my writings not two feet to my right as I type this. It was my first outlet for these feelings that have been eating at me over half my life. I love language and words and the many ways a person can say the same thing and how even a simple sentiment can be transformed into a charming turn of phrase. I don't even have spell check or autocorrect enabled because I want to make sure I don't get sloppy. Feel free to run all my posts through an AI checker if it irks you to the point of conspiracy. Don't know if it comes across, but I am absolutely malding right now, so if that was your intention, you got it in spades. Doesn't feel great finally emptying my heart of a burden I've been carrying like an anvil for over a decade only to be accused of using a soulless, Godless machine to do it.Also I just tried to post an em-dash in this to message show the difference between a proper em-dash and the double dash I use, and it wouldn't let me because it's not allowed, which would mean I would have had to have been manually replacing them all with --, which would be profoundly retarded.
Damn got poet on the warpath today. Is this what lack of sisterpussy does to a mf?
hej everyone good morning>>83807465>>83807627Thank you people really, but i still think that person has a bit of a point. When i came here it was at the most absolute worst time of life, and reading those posts from that screenshot, it doesn't feel like myself, but i know it was. Back then i didn't care about anything anymore so i just wrote whatever came out of my head.But i will understand it if you don't follow any of my advices, because they did lead to me almost messing up my life and my brothers life and everything else with my set of choices. I can't describe how much i regret all of it, the scare and everything i gave him, making him think he killed me by panicking and telling mom about me confessing. It was a very bad thing to do.>>83808494>>83809568Also i want to say, these are so incredibly beautiful. If your sister is an english speaker, please write these down and give them to her or let her read them, or recite this stuff to her if you ever decide to confess to her. If not, translate them and do the same.I can't speak for everyone, but if my brother held me in his hands and said these things before i confessed and used them as his confession basically, i would melt in his hands from how amazing and romantic this is. Please let her experience this romance if you ever decide to tell her your feelings, it's so incredibly beautiful, if she is anything like me she will lose the breath from her lungs listening to these things.
>>83810472I learned how to write an actual long dash, just for you. :)Unfortunately, 4chan doesnt let me display my leet skillz, so here, a fake long dash: --
>>83810907I'm just glad you managed to come out on the other side in one piece and have managed to start finding your happiness. Your worst moments dont define you--keep that in mind. Don't hold onto that regret too much, it wont do you any good. Just work on strengthening yourself, standing tall, and continuing to rise above those darker times as best you can. I'm rooting for you.Thank you for your kind words, as well. It's nice to hear that my ramblings would be well received should feelings be mutual. It warms my heart to imagine my sister in my lap, swooning as you say she would, as I whisper these sweet nothings in her darling ears. If my heart could speak, it would cry out for her. One day, I hope she may hear it.How was the movie? Do anything else with bromi afterwards?>>83810952Amazing. Absolutely phenomenal.In microsoft word you just type two dashes and it automatically makes it into an em-dash. Thats what I'm used to, so thats why I do it, the UI here just doesnt translate it into an actual em-dash.
bro, i want some advice. i want to get with my sister. we get along pretty fine, but not to the point where we're telling each other about our personal lives and stuff. if you've gotten with a family member, how would you recommend doing it?
>>83811065Are you asking only for sex or do you want an actual relationship?
>>83811042I'm glad you see it that way. I still blame myself a lot for how everything went, but i feel like because my brother doesn't hold a grudge against me for it, and even gave us a chance, it's basically everything i ever wanted, so it's a lot easier to handle.They are not sweet nothings at all, hearing these kinds of things is amazing and so valuable if the person loves you back. Maybe it's just me personally that likes stuff like this, i don't know, but i just know that if my brother wanted to confess feelings to me before i did, and he did it by hugging me or holding me or letting me sit on his lap, and then told me all of this stuff, i would probably faint from how happy it would make me.But of course the diffirence there is that it would be something i wished for and waited for most of my life. Even if she is not secretly in love with you like i was with mine, if she really likes you, and you can give her those raw emotions like i mentioned before, and it's in form of these love poems... as said, i don't know what her reaction will be, but i would melt into a crying mess.
>>83811042Oh sorry i forgot about your question at the end.Movie was nice. Very interesting and a little claustrophobic, also scary. There were these moments where the camera just pans to the levers or stuff for a couple seconds, and i felt like some scare was coming, and it didn't, but that itself was scary. Also i really enjoyed being there with him, because i could see this was something interesting to him, because he kept constantly whispering to me some details, like how the guy took a picture of the creature outside, and he started whispering about how actually in the game, there is no monster, the creator cleverly uses the engine to place pngs outside of the player submarine, so that the actual images you see are just stills and not actual photos of a moving creature, and just stuff like that. I have never played the game so i didn't get a lot of it at the moment, but he made me later play the game so i get now what he meant.The movie was like 2 hours long, and we told mom that we will be long, we didn't tell her how long, but she said she will already be sleeping. After the movie we got into the car and he asked me basically if i was in the mood for us to have a "car date" as someone here called them, because he said he really wants to right now, and i was like sure, so we drove to our spot. It was amazing and he was a lot more rough tonight, it almost scared me a bit but in a good way if that makes sense, i think it was because he really enjoyed the evening, and it made me so happy thinking about it. Afterwards he just kinda let me sit in his lap while he was breathing and relaxing, and he asked me if i would want to go get a drink with him. I didn't really drink anything strong, he bought me some cream liquer thing, very nice taste and not like alcoholic, but he drank some, and we were there for like 2 hours and just talked about stuff, i loved it. We got home at like 2 in the morning, and he led me to his room and wanted me to play the iron lung game.
>>83811107for an actual relationship
>>83811172>look attractive >spend time with them>attempt to woo them with words and touchesThe process isn't different from normal relationships, but it's obviously way more risky
>>83811150sounds like you two had a really nice time. I would be careful about being gone for that long thoYou say your mom has no clue about you two and thinks that everything went back to normal, but still you need to realize how it looks>leave together at 20:00 for a 2 hour movie>come back at 2 in the morning smelling like booze and sexhopefully she did not wake up when you two came home, but if she did, this would seem sus to me if i was in her shoes, is all im sayinStill happy for you that you had a nice date with your brother. Also kudos to you for liking that he talks to you during a movie and letting him do it, if i was at the movies and my date constantly whispers the movie lore into my ear i would crash out
>>83810472No offence intended, just a little paranoid.
>>83810907This is an interesting perspective, So you like the idea of a man laying on flowery words of adulation with a trowel or maybe a shovel.How do other femanons feel about this? If your significant other started telling you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you with poetic detail.
It's February mombros, the month of love has begun>>83811042How likely is it your sister will be moved in by Valentine's Day?
/Good Morning/Apologies if I was going off with a short fuse yesterday. Had a very sudden revelation about my sister's health that had me on and off the phone with doctors much of the day, and had me more than a little frustrated. Thankfully the revelation is a good one in that it is something that can be promptly dealt with. Seems very likely the IUD she has may be causing/contributing to/exacerbating her mental and physical health struggles. Did a ton of reading yesterday and it only seems more and more likely. She's had the thing for 5 or 6 years and never even thought twice about it, and I can't remember if she ever told me about it or if she had and I just didn't really consider it a big deal at the time. Hers in particular has a laundry list of fairly common side effects that line up with her pretty damningly, yet no doctor or specialist has ever once mentioned it as a potential factor despite knowing about it. Very, very frustrating. Anyhow, got her gynecologist appointment set and hopes are high that this might be a huge win, so here's to that. She's pretty upset that it's flown under the radar for so long with how big a deal it is, though, so going to be spending some time with her today. Don't know what you all hear about the Canadian Healthcare System, but it is a nightmare. Fucked me around quite a bit with jobsite injuries as well. That's what you get when you get something free. >>83811172If you aren't already very close with her, prepare for a long road ahead. To get there, you can probably look here for ideas, just altered to be more sister-centric. >>83799267Would you say you have strong romantic feelings for her, or more curiosities/inclinations at the moment?>>83812465> How likely is it your sister will be moved in by Valentine's Day?Not likely, regrettably. Other matters need to settle first, so won't be for another 4-6 weeks. Too soon for any major Valentine's moves, anyways. Taking her out for dinner and maybe mini golf, though.
>>83811842All good, I do get it, what with how prevalent it all is now, but take my word for it that I detest it in all forms. >>83811150Glad to hear you enjoyed the movie! Definitely very different, but I'm big on that sort of slow burn esoteric style where you are never totally certain what is going on. Sister and I always like to stay in the theater after the movie is over until they kick us out to discuss whatever movie we saw, especially when the plot isn't so clear cut. Great that you wound up having such a nice, long evening together with bromi. Always find it special when initial plans grow into something bigger because you are having such a good time and don't want it to end.>>83810907> If your sister is an english speakerHaha, didn't really get this at first, but I think maybe I gave the wrong idea at some point when I said we are European. Both of us are English speakers and born in Canada. All our relatives are European immigrants, though; Ukrainian and Polish. Parents brought us up speaking English to make life easier for us, but since they--as well as our grandparents & aunt and uncle--are all ESL, my speech patterns can sound a bit ESL due to some of my phrasing and word placement inherited from learning English mainly from them. Didn't help we were all home schooled until I was about 11. Don't have much of an accent now, but I've been told I talk a bit funny by friends and coworkers.
>>83812728>poetsis and her now freshly unprotected womb will be moving in with her siscon brother and readjusting to normal hormone levels while in his overprotective care.Well it's gonna be a rough couple months.
>>83810900>what lack of sisterpussy does to a mf?Rude, he's sf not mf
>>83813160He's neither a sf nor a mf at this point.
hej everyone>>83811876Well i like the idea of being romantic, and i love when he does romantic stuff with me. Like tonight. We went to the movies, we spontaneously had sex afterwards in his car, he took me to a bar and we talked for hours, then we came home and i played the submarine game from the movie while he watched. And the most amazingly romantic thing was that after we had sex and he was relaxing while i was sitting on him, he kissed me and he told me that he originally planned to go see the Iron Lung on release with his friends, but that he ditched them to take me instead, and that he is so glad that he did that and that i'm here. I swear if i wasn't out of breath and recovering from the amazing sex, i would have probably started to cry from how much i loved hearing that.>>83812851Thank you, yes the movie was very interesting and diffirent. It reminded me of a movie i saw years ago called Source code, there were these scenes of the guy in a claustrophobic pod. And yes the evening was so nice i didn't want it to end, and then we kept going deep into the night, like i only went to sleep at like 3 in the morning. He watched me play the game and then we kept kissing and talking in his room. I wish every day could be like that if we didn't have to hide.
>>83813160They say God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers, though I pray I need not be strong for too long.
>>83807081>Boardwalk EmpireMost /mcg/ approved HBO production
>>83802792You are so asian it hurts
/calg/ taught me a new word.Limerent: being in a state of LimerenceLimerence: a state of obsessive romantic infatuation with someone whom you are uncertain of their feeling towards you.Goodbye thread, page 11 here we go.
First time /mcg/ has managed to hit bump limit outside of the summer months in 2 years.
>>83814421What a beautiful word. Wow. Definitely adding this to the vocabulary. Thank you, friend.
/mcg/ reclaiming it's rightful place on this boardLINUM IMPERATOR IN AETERNUM VIVIT
>>838144476 days 11 hours, page 11 is currently ~2.5 hours away.
>>83814584how is the thread able to continue past its bump limit? can we technically keep this thread alive forever?
>>83814652It's not a post limit bump limit means new posts made in the thread won't reset the thread back to page 1, posts can still be made until it hits page 11 and someone makes a thread that sends it to archive,>can we technically keep this thread alive forever?It's been kept alive since May 2022 (when it's not up it's just sleeping).
>>83814652>doesn't know how bump workscute newfag, lurk 2 more years
>>83814558what happens when this thread finally dies? does someone make a new one right away or do they only start again on mondays?
>>83814777When the clock strikes Midnight PST the new thread will be made shortly after (sometimes shortly before or a little while later if I accidentally fall asleep early).
>>83814809>12 hours without /mcg/ frens because thread was too activesuffering from success...why live bros?
>>83814876it was three days between this thread and the previous.Go find a /b/ incest thread and read larps while you wait
>>83814903i will, but i wont be happy about it
There's threads on other boards too>>>/gif/30197243>>>/aco/9107244>>>/trash/80932126
>>83814981/gif/ is a bunch of badly acted momcest webms/trash/ has futacocknever used /aco/
>>83814981yea but theyre mostly just porn posting. i like the discussion and characters here
>>83807307Scary how true this is. The real purpose of /mcg/ is to hoard dubs and trips so that none of the other threads can have them.
The /mcg/ is always up on /vg/.>>>/vg/554609695
>>83814421>/calg/ taught me a new wordReminder they hate momcest so much that onr of those faggots literally posted cp to try and get a Renee thread on /v/ deleted. Shithole general.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729769301
>>83815076Not to mention how many off by one's i skimmed over. the magnetic pull for dubbles in this thread is strong.
>>83815167Haggot mod shills deserve the hate.
>>83815167That's like judging /mcg/ by the cuckspammer tbdesu. Most of the /calg/ posters are alright to neutral in my book.
>>83815192>defends cp postinglol>>83815201Explain this>>83815192
Sneaking in one last cheeky post before thread goes dark.>>83815177> Post about dubs gets dubsProphetic.
>>83815206> >>83815201 (You)Explain this>>83815192Most of the /calg/ posters stay in /calg/ and discuss the game and their sisters, but there are some militant anti-momcest people there that shit up the whole site.
>>83815223The militancy is the majority
>>83815232Yeah, but as long as they stay in /calg/ they're not hurting anybody.
>>83815247That's the problem, they don't. They shit up every single /v/ thread without fail
>>83815223>south americans take a sister incest game and make a mod with the psychotic mother as the love interest then try to act like their fanfiction is canon in the coffin threads.
>>83815267>anon defends the posting of cp>>83815247See? They're shitting up this general now too.
>>83815267>>83815305Yeah, that's the reason I've never posted a link to /mcg/ in the /v/ threads or /calg/.
>>83815319So you agree they're being a fucking nuisance, posting and defending cp, rather than "not hurting anybody">I've never posted a linkLooks like they found us anyway
>>83815340>So you agree they're being a fucking nuisance, posting and defending cp, rather than "not hurting anybody"Why are you so bent out of shape by the /calg/?
>>83815340There's a sizable minority of /calg/ posters that cause problems in threads around the site and I try to keep this thread out of the shitflinging.
>>83815367Why are you so intent on defending cp?>>83815368>I try to keep this thread out of the shitflinging.Don't mention that shithole in the future if that's your intention then
>>83815380I don't care about whether cp was posted or not, The antagonism between the fanbase and the mod fanbase is acrimonious and will only grow more bitter.
>>83815409>things get acrimonious when you shit up our threads with cp and then defend posting cpNo shit sherlock
>>83815421I don't defend anything, I don't care. You want to put words in my mouth but I don't accept them./v/ has been a festering sewer for a long time
>>83815437Your degenerate pedo ass and the cuckspammer were made for each other. Looks like he finally has someone to play faggot stepdad with
Fuck off coffinfags we're full
>>83815471I agree.Wish I'd never shared the cool word where I thought it would be appreciated, didn't expect to get accused of being a pedo for it.
>>83815480>defends the posting of cp >>83815192>w-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!
>>83815480I appreciated it, and I forgive you.
>>83815497You are filled with hatred, it won't lead you anywhere good.
>>83815519>taking issue with cp spam is BADrope yourself
like watching the titanic slipping beneath the waves...
Quick before the thread dies we have to summon candlejack and trap him here fore
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