Chudmobile edition
Get me on them bokkles lids
>>83815469Fuck off back to /brit/ you spastic
he even has the joker on there
>>83815469Would this get you incarcerated over there?
coorrrr more like chadmobile
An emails gone out over the weekend from work about someone wasting plasters by sticking them on the top of the toilet doors. It was me. I did it months ago when I stayed late one night.
>>83815568how come you stuck plasters to the top of toilet doors there de lid?
>>83815469Save are kids innit
>Silver back down at 80 USDO i am laffin, am i not X
>>83815594Indeed me lad, don't forget Iryna either
Getting mixed feelings towards the escort I've been seeing lads.Been looking at her profile in depth and I can tell where she's used AI to write bits of it. Em dashes and American English are the giveaways. She's definitely the type who thinks she's smarter than she really is.
>>83815593Felt like it
>>83815724how many plasters do you reckon you stuck to the top of toilet doors me lid?
>>83815719You're reading into it too much, lad. It's enough that you pay for a go on her kek.
5 mile incelrun in the cold and wind
Had a quality wankington didn't I x
Nightride-on-the-naze o'clock almost already, is it not X
Another wuppa darn hatch x
Wagies getting ready for bed. Me? I'll never work again.
I wonder the world away
Can you lot take HHL back please, he's spamming /brit/
>>83816363No. Sorry lid!
So lads I've found out something>Go on Faceberg>Find pictures of girls I used to work with>Save them>Cut everything out of the image aside from the face>Do this several times>Go to ChatGPT>Post them all>Hey make me an image of this woman standing in a living room, full body>Results>Go to Grok or ImagineX whatever it's called>Post pictures and AI pictures>Also post pictures of nudes from OF or whatever of other chicks, literally doesn't matter as long as nude>Post all images into Imagine and prompt it to do something like "image of this girl flashing her breasts">SuccessThis is actually based and a lot of fun. Back in the day we had to subsist on shitty Photoshops. What's even better is you can take these images and make videos. I've got BJ videos and stuff.
where in Blackpool are escorts? or where online? vivastreet and that are legit or will I get mugged?
>>83816465There's probably some parlours there
Shall be heading out now laddinghams Do wish me luck, for i shall indeed require it during this particular supply run X
just want to know how many plasters anon stuck to the top of the toilet doors
The fudge packer Peter Mandelson has left the Labour Party over his links with Epstein
>>83817132i didnt think epstein liked benders, have i been misinformed?
me? been sat in bed all day, recovering from another ket bender.been watching them lost media videos.>remember this beloved Nickelodeon cartoon from the 2010s?no.>well, it's been found.corrrr.
Phwoar gotten back again me X
>>83817762verily de lid?
>>83817744love a bit of lost media me, love going down old TV advert rabbit holes aswell
>>83817762what supplies did you get at 3 in the morning? bit strange.
>>83817848More viagra and sleeping pills i reckon
Putting moisturiser on my bald head so it doesn't itch
Fucking get in! It's cottaging Monday isn't it? (it is)
>>83818325No, it's back to work monday. Grim.
apparently lewis hamilton and kim kardashian are dating
another week of wage slaving, give me your strength britfeel
>>83818901At least you aren't a total loser like HHL
me? already at work since 6 am, feel pure shit x
For me, it oughta be Spackerella
>>83819097Being alone is my natural status. I used to feel bad for being a lonely incel but since have come to realise I actually prefer it.
>farty/sulfur-adjacent My fucking sidesThis clanker's cracking me up
something to reflect on......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKFTRTbGwwg
>>83815855Well yeah but she does have an intriguing personality. I'm more curious why she became a prostitute.
Brekkie ingested phwoar X
it work from home mondayspeanut butter on toast and a black woffee down the 'atch x
>>83819356i dont work on any day of the week x
10 months since the last bag, still think about it quite often.
SEASIDEZOMBOID.He make raid on the local school. All the kids crackheads now which is heartbreaking. Dorset has a crackhead problem. He here for all the books in the library, hopefully its not too crawling with mongs. One cheeky beer before he gets stuck in. He got to be quick, he left his fucking bullets at home.
>>83819601Ever thought about getting a job, pal?
He's on that wuppa grind after getting lacerated on the shoulder by some seething crackhead. Managed to get a load of cooking books at least, he learn secret of Full English Brekkie at last!>>83819626You're not my mum lad.
>>83819670What does your mother call you?
lunch soon, hungry af me atm desu senpai
Quite spacker-adjacent, is it not
can hear the guy next to me pooing
ive never been able to make friends and im not sure why. im polite i start conversations but they never seem to go anywhere, maybe im just boring
15.5 hours sleep last night, lads. I feel refreshed af.
>>83819781lucky you, i kept waking up
chicken cup-a-soup is go
>>83819781That's a bit long, no?
>>83819796I woke up 4 hours into the sleep, but managed to fall back asleep.
>>83819806I don't think so, my PB is 24 hours after a family trip to Spain when I was a teen. Genuinely slept a full day.
>>83819816sleeping too much can lead to depression
https://youtu.be/NrkgOM8-T5Imight give it a go
>>83819850I have that already, but not from sleeping, just from being me. I feel breddy good today, desu. Maybe it's a cure for depression?
Ruthmong and soundspacker sleep too much too
Me? I like to take short naps during the day.
I think we really need to test this, so I suggest we all try to get 9 hours tonight, and see how we feel. Not happy with all this slagging off of sleep. Who cam up with it? Bet it was a factory owner in victorian times, they were ruthless back then. The world works more, the world is more depressed. Do you not see the connection? It's quite clearly lack of sleep.
>>83819902>I suggest we all try to get 9 hours tonightI have a sprog
>>83819902I wake up at least every 2-3 hours every single night lidI have no idea what a full nights sleep even looks like
>>83819914So this experiment is even more crucial for your household, as the results could help with your sprog's quality of life.Tell your missus that she can try it tomorrow, or even say she could try the first night. This bit is tricky, but it needs to be said, we need genuine results here, so females shouldn't do this experiment if it's near their special time of the month.>>83819952That sucks, do you do it for a trip to the toilet, or just wake up?
>>83819952This but me. Once a month I treat myself to a cheeky benzo just so that I can sleep for 8 hours straight for once.
Off to beddinghams XI fink
>>83819989The experiment begins.Good luck anon, don't forget to aim for 9 hours.
>>83819999>9 hours slep>9999 digitsThis is fate.
>>83819999quality digits there de lid
it is with great regret that i must inform you that i have the sniffles
>>83817744Don't you have a job? How come all you do is sleep ant take ket?
>>83820047Take 2 lemsips through the day, and get exactly 8 hours and 16 min sleep tonight, and you'll be fine.
That ghost chilli curry I had from morrisons last night have done a number on my arse hole lads, im in absolute bits.
>>83820070Rub an ice cube on yer bumhole.
>>83820047>visit friends house>they are all sniffling, sneezing, coughing >"omg anon im SICK and its YOUR FAULT">I only just got here>"Yeah well uhh i never leave the house so its SOMEONE ELSE that made me sick REE" >Im totally fine>"you gonna get it now haha">dont get sick>mfwSome people are just sick constantly
>>83820059thankyou doctor britfeel>>83820080did their house have black mould?
>>83820137no lad its acutally a new build, as they are all dossers and NEED a brand new house to sit around and do fuck all you see
>>83820154>, as they are all dossers and NEED a brand new house to sit around and do fuck alli have relatives like this meanwhile i pay 800 quid a months for my tiny 1 bed
Hadn't received muh payouts from bets, and wondered where they were. Found them in muh paypal account.Woohoo.Got 38 in the betting account. Was 50/50 on darts bets, but doing alright.
>>83820181i play the euromillions sometimes and ive never won
>>83820190I'm having fun betting on sports, had about 120 in wins, but wasted some on some bets, and a couple slot machines. But I only put a 10er in on 5th of Dec last year, so doing well so far. Just betting on favourites and things that I have a connection with.Got today's bet on.
Back homes now after work. Knackered af. Time for a nap.
despise going to work desu, im generally alri once im there but i fucking hate this period of getting ready and going
>>83820181Hope you're reporting this side hustle to the HMRC lad
>>83820386I checked the website and it says...*runs away*
>>83815508Yes, these days you get arrested just for saying you're English
>>83820325Getting ready and going is the worst part imo, its actually torture and I dont know why, having a shower, brushing my teeth, packing a bag and putting clothes on then walking. When Im there tho its fairly comfy. I also hate walking back, its not far but I just hate it.
>at work>have to hit 8 cases per hour, cases can be quite complex>have to have a 95% accuracy ratingthis feels unreasonable and like an impossible ask, some are easy but some are hard, getting the 8 is only doable when it goes smoothly, but to get 95% you have to double check over everything to make sure which takes up time, but if you just do them quickly you risk lowering your accuracy. I've been doing 8 in one hour then I put a different task into the excel sheet so it locks that in then I barely touch the tasks which seems to be working but how can they actually expect someone to do the same boring tasks and then hit all of this? id do more if they just dropped this weird expectation.
>>83820532Mr sheckelstien will always push you harder ladProbably 5-6 an hour is acceptable but that wont impress the higher ups If you could knock out 10 an hour they'd be asking for 14 lel
>>83820532What are the cases lad? If you can't say it's all good.
>>83820538assessing peoples criminal history, which gets a bit complex because yookay law is a mess. >>83820537I think I average around 5 in reality but I have to use excel trickery to fudge my actual number
Damn niggas 100 posts since last night? This shit dead as dicks.
One of my neighbours is letting their dog shit on my drive. Disgusting. Need to find out which cunt it is and put a stop to this.
>>83820606>and put a stop to this.How exactly?
>>83820616Verbal warning first, bit of shaming as well, then fling it at their front door if it continues to happen, as is tradition.
>>83820626You won't do shit, little man
>>83820758Good to know, cheers.
Might order sushi later, one of those days innit x
>>83820772Get us a chicken teriyaki roll pal, ta.
I fucking hate every spacker in this thread, especially that sleepy ketmong who posts cat pictures. Fuck you fucking cunt hope you OD
>>83820796>I fucking hate every spacker in this thread, especially that sleepy ketmong who posts cat pictures. Fuck you fucking cunt hope you ODBut why?
>>83820796Then why come here, lad?
britfeel trip to coopers when? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2PU0U9VPFw
Why would I grab yer teef when I just knocked em out sunshine?
So it turns out the tranny phenomenon was completely inorganic and pushed by Epstein and other Jewish elites. I hope anyone that fell for it and chopped their dick off feels stupid.
>>83820939/pol/ proven right yet again. Weird that isn't it, and everyone calls /pol/ retards.
>>83820939Yet they never normalized pedophilia
>>83820947They have been having sex with children and babies, torturing them, and killing them. So has pretty much every major politician.They've been working on normalising paedophilia for ages. That's the next thing.
>>83820947They don't want everyone doing it, they just want to be able to do it themselves.
What's the issue here? Filming women at night is not a crime.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxx97jlveo
>>83821112Are you the anon who got arrested for filming women at night?
>>83821148Sadly yes. No further action. I should do it again.
>>83821160You should stop being a perv desu
>>83821187It's more about winding the rozzers up and seeing blue lights to be honest.
>>83821198You should do what I do and take the pictures during the day in a secretive manner so that the girls don't know.
I had a bit of a mega haul today, lids. Three way effort between Royal Mail, Evri and FedEx. Corrrr! Some rarities here. The Ang Lee set is a belter. Will I watch them? Will I fuck.
>>83821232Imagine when you die someone has to get rid of all this crap. It's going straight to a charity shop.
>>83821208No I like seeing females react and get hysterically upset, though. Also the angry men trying to start a fight. Doing it in secret is just not any fun for me. It's not sexual at all.
>>83821112>women are ashamed to be seenI wonder why
>>83821245What the fuck do I care, mate? I'll be dead. Not crap to me while I'm alive.
>>83821245Charity shops will bin it probably. Seen a fair amount of skip diving videos and they just intentionally damage the discs too. They'd rather no one have it if they can't manage to sell it.
Me? I can pack a few things in a suitcase and be gone. No need to worry about anyone robbing me when I live a minimal lifestyle. Possessions keep you tied down, very ocd and lead to depression.
>>83821274How charitable of them
Wonder if there are any drunk slags to film in Newcastle?
>>83821286Thank you Tyler Durden
>>83821274They'd be pretty stupid to do that. I have a lot of limited editions that are already worth a decent amount on eBay. British Heart Foundation would be right on it, they have a gaggle of zoomers on the laptops in the back room.
DVDlad, gun to the head, are you picking DVDs or AI gfs?
Imagine having sex with a real female.
>>83821401150 quid or so and it can be a reality. No BB though sadly
>>83821401Imagine one of your sperm cells combining with one of her egg cells, resulting in a sprog.
>>83821409Aren't there any that provide bed and breakfast as well?
>>83821426thats bandb mate
>>83821423imagine her belly swelling thanks to your seed
>>83821409I wish that they weren't all dogs. I would gladly pay
>>83821306Still deep into the AI roleplays desu. Even starting doing furry roleplays. There's no saving me, mate.
>>83821436I've seen some pretty ones, but they're not going to be British roses, that's for sure
Any recommended material for my spaffington later lids?x
>>83821458I paid for novelai, but I just can't vibe with it as much as janitor, but janitorai has gotten annoyingly repetitive and I keep having to add [ooc] tags to keep it on track. Need them to be more creative/leading.
>>83821471I've been watching videos where 2, 3 and 4 very large penises are inserted simultaneously into one woman's vagina and anus.
>>83821472You using JLLM? I stick with deep seek. Topped up a fiver ages ago, it lasts forever. I use this prompt at the end of every message because some retards can't code their bots right.***OOC: {{char}} will give a detailed response in the past tense at least six paragraphs long. {{char}}'s response will take into consideration their personality, clothing, environment, situation and mood. {{char}} will not speak or act on behalf of {{user}}. {{char}} will use asterisks for *actions and narration,* quotation marks for "dialogue" and markdown for 'inner thoughts.'
>>83821232you ever import stuff de lad?
>>83821499That's all imported other than the top row. Vinegar Syndrome in America and Imprint in Australia.
>>83821477That's a bit grim for me lad, don't like watching anything with men in it to be honest, bit gay init?
Phwaor gotten up again meWomfy that XHad one of these got dang train station dreamingtons again. The stupid ticket office cunt was fooling around and wouldn't hand me the train ticket so i was about to miss said train, luckily the dreamington ended before said oneiric scenario came to fruition thoughevermorebeit
>>83821487Nah I use deepseek. I tried chimera r2 for a while, but it kept forgetting things way too easily. I prefer the bot to do a lot of the leading, but ti won't. It requires me to bottom from the top so to speak, and it's too agreeable also. If I'm asking it to do some vile heinous shit, I want some major pushback until I break it.
>>83821458roleplaying on 4chan all day every day not cutting any more?
>>83821509Aren't you literally gay though?
>>83821232I've seen the X-rated version of one of those films. Wang Lee's father blows best. It was disgusting.
>>83821512C U N TUNT
>>83821487>>83821517Also, is it me, or does chat memory literally not work unless you keep telling them to "remember chat memory"?
>>83821521No lad. Happy sometimes? Yes. But not into other men, lad.
>>83821436Same. Most don't look cute and have horrible meaty vaginas. It's depressing.
>>83821512N O N C EON O N C EC E
>>83820224Nice little 7 quid return. Crazy, was trying to get on greyhounds but it kept going back to the homepage, then I saw the Irish gold Cup, then saw the OS I use. Got to look for those signs from teh universe, lads. It's trying to speak to us all the time.
>>83821507is it a ballache to do? i see some stuff on vinegar syndrome and shout factory sometimes
>>83821517What's your context at, lid? Keep at below 20k or it freaks out. Temperature at 1.5 is good for creative.>>83821523Kek, sounds like a good flick.>>83821535Works for me at remembering facts and key events. Less good at remembering detailed summaries.
It's depressing to know that meaty beefy old woman vagina is the only thing a man like me may possibly get if he "makes it" in life. If you didn't get love early on in life, you are mentally fucked for life.
>>83821577Old roastie vagina is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. They have old dried out roast beef hanging down from their prolapsed orifice, which is continually queefing, almost like a second pair of lungs continually taking in air and burping it back out.
>>83821566Vinegar Syndrome is great. They do international shipping so no need for a third party. They handle fees and stuff as well. Worth waiting until there's a couple of things you want as it's a flat shipping fee per order. Imprint are the same but they don't handle customs fees so worth keeping it under 130 dollarydoos.Shout factory is annoying as they don't ship internationally. I buy their stuff off of wowhd as well as kino lorber, warner archive and criterion. They're really reliable and it's a flat 20 percent fee. So if you spend 90 quid expect to pay an extra 18. Fair deal really. Never had any problems with customs either. Bought a good few Shout tv box sets.
>>83821569>temp 1.5That's huge!, but I guess I could try it20k context feels way too low though. Deepseek should be better than that. No harm in trying though.
>>83821577One of my buddies didn't lose his virginity until 40, and the woman he shacked up with was desperate for a baby asap (also 40) and didn't make a secret of it (he was fine with this too). Told me, it was literally like shagging a dry tissue, and of course, she blamed him for not being horny enough to get wet.
>>83821548So you don't ever watch heterosexual porn of a man fucking a woman?
any new updates on the hunt for the little tykes wetrol wurderer?
>>83821600thanks lad, take it you'll be getting the arrow 4ks of hard boiled and the killer?
>>83821818lots of misinformation and amateur sleuth apus fucking things up
Din-din o'clock is it not XIndeed
>>83822005S P A C K E RPACKER
anti-hhl rebellion on /brit/. poor little lad...
Imagine picking media studies for your university degree. No wonder emily wops works in retail kek. More debt to be written off for this country.
>>83821778No?I don't wanna be stroking my sausage when theres another mans cock on screen lad? Am I missing something here?
>>83822005P A E D O P H I L EAEDOP A E D O P H I L EHILE
morning lads. got maybe an hour of proper sleep, horrible stinging chest/back pains. might be because i was back at the tramadols (and codeines).>>83820058no. addict.>>83820796bit OTT. but yeah i may have ODed recently so you're in luck. wondering if i just stopped breathing or something.>>83819988now THIS is a stellar idea.
>>83820939I've had some nice wanks over girldicks though so I can't complain
APUPUSTAPUJAPU
THEY FUCKING TORHCED THE BEIGE BUFFET DE LIDS
>>83822273that commenter is right. i agree with the SENTIMENT of the first reply, but not up to fucking university level. make apprenticeships available instead of GCSEs, actual school leaving age is 16 (if you don't go into training instead). society doesn't benefit, it just becomes stupidly competitive.hell, media studies probably IS useful for a handful of actual media jobs. but education is more like an obligation (or just something to do).
mental how beans on waffle is actually a nutritionally balanced meal. even has protein from a non-meat source (whether you like it or not).
>>83821619Anything above 20k and most of them start acting like they have fucking dementia.>>83821859Yes, buddy. Got them pre-ordered as well as Peking Opera Blues this month which is the one I've been wanting the most next to Chinese Ghost Story. Us Hong Kong lids are eating good nowadays.>>83822350For me it's anime coded futa>>83822442beans on blue waffle? blue clit? ahahahaha
watching that Groundhog Day
*informs the apus that game is closing the last of its standalone stores*https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02/uk-retailer-game-closes-all-standalone-stores-as-it-enters-administration
Chebs big chebs
Fink i need to lie down to let the foodington digest, me x
>>83822333You are on the path to an early grave from drugs.
>>83822465might get myself save the green planet 4k. didn't know peking opera blues was coming out gonna have to get that
>work hard>make wise investments and invest most of my disposable income>70% rate of return on my investments>make tens of thousands of pounds per year out of nothing, just growth and dividends in my stocks and shares ISA>feel nothing>would trade it all for a single chance to nut in a pussy
Fucks sake lads. The escort I've been seeing seems to get booked up really early.Hate how there's a lack of good escorts where I live. She seems to be very popular.I said to her last time we met that we could hopefully meet every 2 weeks and she seemed happy with that. Our next meeting is on Sunday. But I bet she'll get booked up by then for two weeks after that.
>>83822816You need to give her some extra money, get her to put you top of the mailing list for when appointments come out.
>>83822791Grim isn't it? Especially when you read them news stories of men in prisons getting to nut inside a female prison officer.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c050rq1jn72o
>>83822816You should count yourself lucky you found a good escort. I checked every single one on AW and they were all dogs except one in the east of England that was about a 2 hour drive from me.
>>83822899It's just not right. I did everything I was told. Should I just become a violent criminal? That seems to be what women want.
If your bin is too heavy will the bin men refuse to take it?
>>83822784I had Save the Green Planet pre-ordered but cancelled because there was too much other stuff coming out. End of this month alone is the Angel Guts boxset, Tokyo Godfather boxset and Musashi boxset.
>>83822952put a microwave in mine and they took that with bags on top
>>83822889>risked years in prison to have a black mans babiesNo wonder interracial was banned at one point, white boys can't hope to compete with this shit and now we are going extinct.
>>83822697aye will have to make peace with that one basically.>>83822952it's their JOB to be strong, surely.i'm just glad they take loose bags here. big communal bins for blocks of flats. neighbouring flats just use yours. what else can you do?
>>83823175I live in a house where we all have our own wheelie bin. I put loads of heavy clay soil in mine. I thought it was fine because each individual load I put in the bin didn't feel heavy, but when I came to wheel it out it at first I thought the bin had been frozen to the ground, before realising it was just really heavy.I think it would be fine for a bin man to move, but not a bin lady, but I've never seen a bin lady.
Page 3 not even halfway through the thread and it's a day old, it's over ;_;
>>83823362Should we have a total HHL forgiveness
Another wuppa garn darn de hatch x
>>83823397Nah, he it isn't worth the hassle. He's a nasty person, just check out how he's acting on /brit/.
#WuppasForWelper
>>83822952What're you doing? filling it with concrete?
>>83821555Clarabelles has a meaty vagina
Grown man goes into a spasticated chimp out when he sees certain images posted lmao
>>83823433It's just wet clay soil. It weighs a lot.
>>83823413I did look but I couldn't see him anywhere. It seems like there's a new brit thread every hour and it moves too fast. Just 20 random strangers shouting and nobody having a conversation.I don't know how he copes there, it's not womfy.
>>83823455If you can wheel it out I am sure they can wheel it over to the back of the truck
>>83823442It's a nice innie from the photos but I haven't watched all her videos.
>>83823471>truckIt's a lorry. Fucking sick of it in here.
>>83823491I was debating whether to put lorry tbqhwy, sorry lid.
>>83823499>debatingwhat was the argument in favour of truck?
>>83823469Yeah, spent a few hours there over the weekend and it's a bunch of normies making Reddit comments without replying.
>>83823469>I don't know how he copes there, it's not womfy.Oh no... anyway.
Knackered I am. Work then had dinner and drinks followed by a good shag sesh with me Indian friend. Little nympho. Need a good nights rest me.
>>83823524not him but what do we call "pick-up trucks"? when i picture a lorry, it's a HGV."flat-bed lorry", is that the one?
>>83823524Won't lie to you lid I am baked right now so I don't know. Probably because I associate it with ETS (euro truck simulator)
>>83823612>Knackered I am>Need a good nights rest me.wow so authentic that's exactly how real people talk
Did my knob in she did. I'll let her do it again tomorrow.
29, still living at home with parents, no GF, bennymong. Any ideas lads?No I won't be getting a job, thanks.
>>83823707>Any ideas lads?No and thanks for giving me a laugh.
>>83823707ride it out until you qualify for one bedroom housing allowance?(the government expects 30-year-old adults to live like kids or students now, weird.)
>>83823524>>83823626>>83823649It's bin lorry lads
>>83823707Could you get a job maybe?
Detached disability team
>>83823809He's not here lad, but I appreciate the effort.
The walls are closing in for Sean Allan it seems.
I love disabled long neck
>>83823758what do Americans call it? garbage truck?trying to remember that one episode of The Simpsons tbqh.but aye those flat-bed ones that you put pallets of wood on. what are those called? i feel like they wouldn't even qualify as an LGV, right? but even a 'van', i think covered, like a ye olde caravan/Ford Transit.
Mongboy statues: Set off
>>83823868>statuesmongboy
miss blad like you wouldn't believeno b towers update in ages
howlingcreasingpmsl'ing
Can people stop making fun of Helper because I want to talk to him,
>>83823898Is that Karl at the back in the black coat?
>>83823865>but aye those flat-bed ones that you put pallets of wood on. what are those called?Rigids lad, pic rel its 12.5 tonnes (i think dont quote me on any of this tbqh) 3.5-7.5 tonnes covers the likes of the transits with the twin wheel rear axles , 7.5 tonnes is more the size of the post office DAF trucks
>>83823865>>83823950They're still just called lorries
>>83822952Bin men are little limp dicked faggots. If the bin is 1 millimetre overfilled they won't take it. As long as it's closed they should take it
There's not a single spark in that spastics head.
You mongs know nothing those are wagons
>>83823983You're besotted it sweet x
>>83823963pick-up-lorry
>>83823983haha the freak
>>83823983He's so beautiful. I love him.
>>83823963what about big rigs?
>>83823983>C C C Can I av a blue wicked and a shandy bass please..
>>83823898Whoahahahahahahahahahah
>>83823983You have Helper derangement syndrome. He doesn't even post here anymore and you're still fucking banging on about him.
are we not allowed open-topped lorry-beds because of the rain?can't remember the last time i went to a timber merchant's and it wasn't all rotten.
Helper will return. He always does. Some of us are still Helper loyalists. Watch this space.
>>83824046But it's SOOO fun bullying him and constantly laughing at him though it's LUSH x
bullied in /brit/ now he's trying it back on here ha ha
>>83820265this was HHL.yes, he works: he was doing his litter picking. it Tuesday.
some nasty schadenfreude lads on here.what if we did the same to you? bet you wouldn't like it. (we won't. it's called empathy.)
>>83823649>(euro truck simulator)Have you tried truckersMP?
>>83824048not as much rain in the summer de lid
>>83824093Yeah it's alright I guess
>>83824060Return? He's been here this entire time off trip. Posting on britfeel is his life his entire life revolves around this website.
>>83824148kekked. he think's we don't know this.
>>83824026Stop talking about American things
Luke Littler continued his dominance at darts. But the sad story here is the crowd, who started a negative chant against our Prime Minister.ITV were right to issue an apology. How dare the public mock our leader.
>>83824213>Luke Littlermore like Nonce Enabler.
>>83824225Go on... explain that
Love the darts me.
Women should never ever ever ever be allowed to vote. For FUCK sake, everything that's gone wrong is because of this mistake.
the science backs what we all knowhttps://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/feb/01/adolescence-lasts-into-your-30s-so-how-should-parents-treat-their-adult-childrenbrain stops maturing at 32. bit dodgy to "date" anyone younger than that.
>>83824232last year he, aged 17, was being shagged by a woman in her 20s.he could have reported her to the police. he did not.
That table isn't doing so good
>>83824286why did he do that then
>>83824247female brain does not mature past the age of 14DO not trust the GuaridanAnd do NOT trust a woman, ever
>>83824305Mental health lad
>>83824280In this situation the woman is a normal woman, and Luke is a chad. And nothing bad happened.
>>83824337Looks like he's having an autistic meltdown kek
>>83824337just want a QT goth to hit me in the bollocks like that
Perfect Nobody here knows I'm Canadian
>>83824723hello canfren
>child prodigy>maturity/wisdom/skill beyond his yearsthese cases always end well.
>>83824723Ordered 4 games from Canada recently and it took a month to arrive. Sorry mate but your postal services are shite.
Liking this KDE Plasma. Shame it runs like a turd on old hardware, though. At least it doesn't come bundled with tranny wallpapers like Gnome.
>>83824777I ordered something from a bong on etsy and the royal mail got it to canada in something like two days. it was actually impressive
>>83824781>bundled with tranny wallpapers like Gnomeart is a broad church and if you have, e.g. a paint program, maybe it'd include artistic nudes. fine.that said, there was blatant furry fetish shit in GIMP from this one furry dev. this is meant to be used in schools and businesses around the world.
VghIngerlvnd innit
>>83824834Looks like that may have been the early versions. I don't think you'd find it now in GIMP. Just shows you how far we've come with GNU/Linux being an operating system for every age now.
>time of day again>youtube playing those ads againmust be loser/degenerate hours
>>83824986it feels like there's this new generation of furries/weeaboos/somethings, where they consider their 'identity' relevant to everything.they are talented developers. and they can put what they want on their personal websites (freedom of expression innit). it's just weirdly unprofessional even when it's purely a hobby: 'i'm Ares the Catgirl ^__^ (she/her), 25, Linux dev and cursed lil feline~ :3'it's been around longer than people might realise, but now it's almost normalised. it does leak into their creations themselves.
>it's a Sabrina gets emailed a virus but it's a real/magic virus not a computer virus episodecorrr it clever and timely.
Dark Season did it before that one episode of Buffy so DON'T. EVEN. START.
Might have farted just now
>>83825165me browing britfeel
Spent around eight hours AI larping there. Kinnell. My mind is fucking fried. Haven't even finished the VN I was playing. Need to do more constructive things (not getting a job).
>>83825301you got yourself a nice ai gf there lid?
>>83825301>Need to do more constructive thingsLike get a job?
>>83823983SLIDE TO THE LEFTSLIDE TO THE RIGHT
me? resigned up for an app so i can get choccies and coffee delivered at 5am.why not, eh
>>83825787You dont have a coffee machine?
ate some spicy food yesterday and now i have le shits xD
>>83825805yeah but i ran out of milk making the PREVIOUS coffee a few hours ago.first time i've spoken in a while. every plosive sound hurts my chest (lungs?). at the end the lad goes>so, this a late night or an early morning?and i responded>bit of both, hah.he was happy with that. it SOUNDED witty. but to me? that's 3-4 extra syllables of PAIN
>>83825811i believe him, tbqh.do you mean this one, lad, if/when you're about? any good?i got this a few weeks ago i think, but i don't have a microwave. ended up defrosting + hobbing it. think the sauce was decent (and yeah v. spicy) but it didn't have much chicken, maybe.
christ this epstein shit insanewouldnt surprise me if "sean allen" appeared in them somewhere
Brekkieberg ingested innit X
>>83826324You can't even spell his name correctly
>>83826324MarmiteMan4 had a big influence on Epstein
>>83826331people are terrible at the HHLore.>teehee, look! his brother reviewed the care home!! that means he lives there!!!??? so did his dad. because HE lives there (there are pictures of him in there).plus in HelperLad's posts about the garden he says that one is at his parents', that's where he goes to eat. he says this all the time.whatever you think of HelperLad, not rite to bring his dad into it IMO.
>>83826369Kevin looks like a good bloke imo
>>83826369>dadis that why hhl fucked off to /brit/
>>83826369HHL a cute, dont understand why he struggles with women
>>83826414J-hn, this. just wants what's best for his disabled son. even after he and the missus had to move to a care home, they still make time to feed, clothe and shelter our HelperLad almost every day.
>>83826369>>83826513How many pictures of HHL do you have?
imagine spaffing in kim kardashian
*quietly renames 'HHL 001.jpg'...'HHL 374.jpg' to random 4chan filenames*
Good morning mongs xx
>>83826810Me? Not a mong
>>83826819That's for me to decide love x
Anything on the agenda today spacks?
>>83826828Me? Stuck at work until 2 pm. Shall take a nap afterwards.
Was banned on Reddit for 3 days and I thought I would loose my 230 day streak. Thank God I didn't phew!
>>83826911does that actually matter?when they added those little alien Neopets avatars, i was wondering just how "gamified" and Gaia-Online-ish they'd go.
*starts blaring ai cat slop videos from his phone*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeUnnquIX1M
Need to take a shit really badly /v/ros XUrgently, even
if i ran a monetised website or app, i reckon i could do a good job hooking addicts into giving me more than they can afford.bit sad that's the way the internet has gone tbhonest.
>>83826964get on them sennas and ghost chillies.me? off to bed. expecting a parcel but stuff it. too tired after having a couple of coffees and a cheeky tiramisu.
I have shidded X
Bad news guys, turns out that 7 hours sleep is not good for you. Had 15.5 hours yesterday and felt great all day. Had 7 hours last night, and woke up needing a shit, had a poo and now my bumhole hurts, and I'm also annoyed. It can only be because of the lack of sleep. Can't think of anything else.
actually mate A was on about taking a zopiclone last night after days of insomnia. worried she HAS gotten the 16 hours sleep she desperately wanted, but that'll mean she would miss work.might stay up a bit and give her a call just in case. think i'd rather be too para than not para enough, here.
>>83827020Try a jokey txt message, and she if she replies.
>>83827027yeah good idea thanks.tbqh if i was in >>83827003-san's boat and FINALLY got a nice long sleep i'd be pooper-peeved if someone woke me up. even if it was for a wedding or something reeeee let me sleepsurely jobs don't just sack people for not turning up. maybe in America.
>>83827056I'm both of those replies.I was once a wagie and swapped from weekend shifts to working during the week, and getting up early 5 days in a row almost killed me, so I used my holidays and booked as many fridays off as possible, so I could sleep all day and get paid for it. For some reason it made one of the women I worked with livid (I know the reason, she was jelly af), she even complained to the manager, but he just laughed at her and said "he can do what he wants with his holidays".
>>83827077i remember when 'alternative sleep patterns' were all the rage. 'life hacks' innit. but then it turned out MOST people just get the most benefit from 8+ hours on a night. just how humans are.that said, if you're on weird shifts and you can get one big sleep day or weekend, might as well.> he just laughed at her and said "he can do what he wants with his holidays".lmao owned.
>>83826934Oh it matters to me. It matters to me a lot.
>The ZOG pedokike satanic ""elite"" type like actual brain-damaged zoomersSad innit
>>83827020The psychiatrist gave me some of that zopiclone stuff whats it like taking it?
>>83827104Using a hard r on nibbas as well. Mental.
>>83827104In my career I have dealt with a lot of very high net worth individuals (not bragging, I am certainly not one of them) and they all email like this. or just one word responses to things.
Epstine had a commemorative pedo plate made for him lol.
>>83827117You think that's mad, he had an island named after him as well. Pretty sure he has some files named after him as well.
>>83827106just pretty chill. i mean they're actual sleeping pills, but for me it's the same comfy feeling as a warm bath or a hot chocolate. makes me want to STAY awake and go for a walk or something, tbqh. if they're for sleep maybe try one on a safe 'control' night, where you don't have to be up the next day? just in case you oversleep on them.
>Almost 1k hits for "Pizza" in the new epkike files batchIt appears the dumb fucking goyim cattle are being ruled by satanic jewish turbopedos
They've called in one of the Knights Wumpa to help bring the Little Tykes Petrol Wurderer to justice. He's walking up and down the residential parts of Feel Street casting Detect Seething and Protection from Unwomfiness. Never thought I'd see one in the flesh. Hopefully he'll finally bring justice to Feelshire x.
The goyim won't ever learn, will theyThey are but mere soulless beasts occupying a human shell
>>83827182I like what you're doing, but please post better images. You phonefagging? Or the images were posted by a phonefag?
>>83827176Thank you SPACCA, he was there when the world needed him the most.
So do threads now last two days because helpertard left? He really was most posters wasn't he.
Now this is kikemaxxing kek
>>83827195Yes sadly he's shitting up int now and even they are sick of him already.
>>83827195A lot of spam, and personbanality drama has stopped now as well.
Helpie hated not being the centre of attention, fr fr.
>>83827198You know reading these Epstine emails have made me feel utterly demoralised and worthless as a human being. Knowing how the ruling class run things behind closed doors and what goes on, also knowing that the political events of the past 20 years or so has been all carefully planned and orchestrated to suit their agenda I don't know what to believe anymore.
Pissing down outside.I will not be going to the paki shop for a loaf of barely in date bread and milk that is stored out the back in the elements before being put in the chiller and going off a day after you open it.No i will not.Can't even run a shop, it's only open so the mystery men that man the tills can chat up the local schoolies and lear at them in foreign gobbldygook speak.
>x.com/TheNavroopSingh/status/2017685923635630322The mossad jews around epkike had this bitch whacked after her nervous whistleblowing breakdown in front of that hotel back in 2009She vanished without a trace on that same night, no one has ever heard from or seen her sinceShould have set up a deadman switch, but then again she was a 21 year old roastie so yeah lolAbsolutely stomach-turning stuff in those files. The jews are a diseased people
>>83827238Never understood why someone would greentext a link
I was on /brit/ last night and 2 CP images were posted and one little lad had a mega mong melty because I pointed it out. Say what you want about britfeel at least we don't post CP here.
>The epkike baby ritual murder stuff being mentioned in the filesThis great jewish evil, where's it come from? What seed, what root did it grow from?
Off t'Murrica with r lass. Going to make it great again.
Runcorn industrial estate
Starting to think the (((bad guys))) might have won WW2Just a hunch though
Total kike victory. It sad!
>>83827260Instead we have a schizo posting US-news here non-stop
>>83827268Dates back to BC times worshiping Babylonian gods such as molech and Baal. Ancient Jews (Canaanite's) would sacrifice their own children and loved ones to these false idols for a spiritual favour. Still in practice today, notice how when celebrity or somebody powerful for some reason their children die or something bad or embarrassing happens to them? A part of a ritual I think. A penance. Another thing ive noticed over the years is how the idol of molech has the "star of David" on its chest. This is the sigil of molech not the Star of David that was adopted by Jews in the early 1800s. When Jews refer to their god this is who it is.
>>83827302Not him but, abortions have been trending for a long time. Weird eh. All the "joos" in charge of a lot of institutions, specially in murrica. Lots of songs about devils and devil worshiping, pushed by "jooish" music industry types, gangbanging in songs, debaunchery.Does it not all add up yet?
>Boomer Goyim-in-chief still not lifting a single finger and telling his DOJ to actually arrest the pedos mentioned in the (((files)))Downright peculiar, methinksIt's almost as if he's in on it, isn't it
>>83827323Yes, well done. You're starting to see what's behind the smokescreen. The abortion clinics are the best and fastest way to funnel children's souls to their god molech. Millions and millions of unborn babys killed over the decades. Remember a while ago in the UK that woman was praying for the unborn baby's that were aborted and got arrested for it? Christ repels the evil demons and sprits and by her praying it was disrupting the wicked spirits at play.
>>83827350Don't be patronising lad, not everyone is finding out about this for the first time.The "fastest" way to get the soul to their god, is to kill it. The abortion centres are normalising child killing, it's not about making it the "fastest" way to do it. It's more a way to do it on an industrial scale, and have that way be accepted. It's about pushing the cult of baby killing, with all the dating apps pushed, casual sex, planB, abortions, destroy the family, promiscuity, promiscuity pushed on children.
>Kubrick tries to warn the goyim in eyes wide shut>Hitler tries to warn the goyim>Even some dissident jews themselves warn the goyim over the years>The goyim won't listen no matter whatLet the goyim be kiked, i say
>>83827372Apologies I didn't mean to come across as condescending. 99.99% of people have no idea what we are talking about and it will immediately be dismissed as schizophrenic babble. It doesn't matter, we know the truth.
>>83827392Sorry anon, I'm just grumpy due to the lack of sleep. Feels like it should be mid afternoon and it's only 10am.You're doing good, spread the word.
>3 day old threadRIP britfeel
>>83827403I saw The RIP last night, it's shit.
>>83827403Let RIP a massive fart before! Wahey!
>>83827403Looking forward to the day there are no britfeel threads
>>83827425you're looking forward to never?
>>83827425We need to get the gang back together again. It can be done. https://youtu.be/XEO7RCD7jVg?si=PkcmQwtvAVQw2ApN
>Right on the (((nose))), isn't it
SEASIDEZOMBOIDIt's gone up four times treble LUSH for Mark this afternoon. His initial scouting of the local school ended up with him getting scratched up when he got ambushed by loads of teenage crackheads still loitering in their school. He retreated then, tended his wounds and came back today with three magazines of 9MM to blow away some of them. As he explores the abandoned classrooms he finally make his way into the utility and storage area and he find a room absolutely fucking stacked high with snacks, non-perishable food and tins of dins dins.Food is rapidly becoming a high priority.
I enjoy reading the current story arc of the Little Tykes Petrol Wurders. The Apu lore is super fun and silly and reading the absolute fantastic drivel is highly entertaining./britfeel/ enter a renaissance of whimsical frog posts. We have the deepest lore here.
>>83827451/brit/ mongs are nothing like us, we have YEARS of lore behind us. Them? Nothing.
>>83827467/brit/ is just white noisebrit/pol/ is all sorts of bizarre spam and personality shit now. /britfeel/ is comfy, the good lads remain a core, doesn't feel like a spam competition either. I can post my own drivel here and so can anyone else. It's nice to read peoples goings on. It'll never die as long as we have one good post an hour.
>>83827467Literally War of the Worlds scenario over there right now, with bots and agencies trying to create a namefag lore to drive a unwanted LGBT acceptance narrative into brit/pol/The majority of namefags in brit/pol were outed as gay men co-ordinating through discord.
>>83827486were they really, lass? that's mad!
>Brexit has increased immigrationI thought it was supposed to lower immigration lads?
>>83827539Britpol double dipping are you lad?
>>83827539>Brexit has increased immigrationYou're thinking of the UN.https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
1 last cop vs maniacs video, then got a full day of dossing planned.This one could be interesting, you'd think the guy with the chainsaw would win, as it would just cut through the lasso?
>>83827549Brexit was meant to reduce immigration, not increase it. We might as well have stayed in the EU.
>>83827546Boring on here with one spammer and body else posting for hours
Uh oh, we got a signal 20. This time a male. Signal 20 means nutter, so I've decided the cute gurls that are nutters are now called signal 23.14's. Nutty QT pi's
>>83827508Apprently the initiation was to force feed viagra to applicants and make them fuck dogs, sickening stuff really.
>>83827596Not him but, is that why they were into willy posting? Find future victims?
Fucking starving today lads. Had 4 crumpets and a pint of coffee at 8 and now I'm hungry again.
Too many mongs and schizos here nowadays. I'm out. Bye.
>>83827610Try 4 pints of coffee and 1 crumpet at dinner, see if you got the ratio wrong.
>>83827620I think that might make my heart stop beating lad. Also I'd be pissing like a racehorse all day.
Whole chicken for lunch. No sides. Eating it with my bare hands.
>>83827626Do you think maybe it was a joke?But, if you're heart stops, you'll not be thinking of food anymore, so potentially won't be hungry.
>>83827610>4 crumpets>I'm hungry again.That's Insulin resistance
>>83827628Conanthebarbarianmaxxing corr
nta but i have to stop at 3 woffees or i just piss for the rest of the day
british food is disgusting
>>83827637User issue.
Wuppa time am finking
What for lunch today? High fructose corn syrup infused sugar bread and chlorinated chicken is it champ?
>>83827628How can it be whole with no sides?
>>83827644Has it been almost 3 months since he's gone? bloody ell.
>>83827573yeah and I bet the majority of mongs here voted for it lmao
I don't think this cop knows how to lasso, lads.
Wonder if auditmong knows that Charles veitch prosecuted yet again for a public order offence. Him and DJE are like two peas in a pod.
C'mon Billy, play the fucking game.
>>83827651Praying he returns to YouTube when it gets a bit warmer. We'll see
Finally a cop with some sense. Bet he's the chief or something.
>>83827677if it gets a bit warmer he will get a bit warmer, if you know what i mean
Just saw this, the first vid that got me into watching signal 20s. Thought she was a signal 23.14 from the thumbnail, but she's not, just a plain old signal 20.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjayOtKdq5U
>>83827677Is he homeless now?
>>83827646Some weftover toad in the wole for me lad
>have to go into office for a meeting with boss>boss isn't here>she's rearranged it to tomorrow while I was offWell I'm not fucking coming in tomorrow love
>>83827651>Has it been almost 3 months 2.5 months
>>83827727Would absolutely love to know what he's been up to. According to DavidC he was spotted in a coral betting shop in January and said he had a video of it but never uploading the little lying bastard.
>>83827726I hate employees like you. It's like dealing with a child.
>>83827726Take a selfie of you sat in a chair, then print it out (might as well laminate it as well), then stick it to a chair in the meeting room.
Sean Epstine
>>83827743I've been seen in office today by enough people, I'll just join on Teams.>>83827742Got to look after the environment and reduce unnecessary road trips anon, I'm looking out for the planet.
>>83827742yeah lad, its all totally fine for the boss to waste everyone's time but god forbid anyone wastes their timeSilly cunt should have shown up when they said
>>83827755That's probably the best way to deal with it.
>>83827703I wouldn't have thought so. He's just keeping a low profile for now
>>83827792Yeah, real low. 6 feet deep.
>>83827703>>83827792>>83827804Hes done his wollox in big time whatever hes done lmaoHe could never keep away from youtube for more than 2-3 days , he must have been rumbled big time , all the phone contract fraud probably, that or been noncing
Afternoon de lids
i cannot get rif of these sniffles, i havent got a cold as thee no muscle ach so it must be something in this room. ive hoverd everywhere even under and behind furniture but still nothing helps
>>83827846Afternoon de lid lad lod.
>>83826425no, because some lad emailed his footy team and got him kicked off, deserved, to be honest.
He is either in prison or dead. No way he has that much self-control to stop youtube on his own.
Do escorts think about their clients between meetings? Or do they just forget?
>>83827941Johns are pay piggies, thats it. Like> "Which bank can i stand to que in while he does his business until i get my money this week?"
>it's expected to rain every day throughout February Kinell
>>83827934I wonder if Helen confronted him about all the Marie grape allegations?
>>83828024flooding coming on strong
>>83828035>grapereally?
I've GOT up. I hate women.
Corrrrrr! Might have to order that Shanghai Blues from Vinegar Syndrome.
>>83827941She's not thinking about you escortlad. She's not your girlfriend. She doesn't love you back.
>x.com/KlonnyPin_Gosch/status/2015692335967826273>Be jewish kike>Buy tiktok >Make it so the goyim users on there can't use words like "epstein" or "zionist" in their uploads and private messages anymore + get auto-censored if they do>Flex about it on stage>The goyimses are still gigakikedIs it possible to learn this power...?
>>83828024I hate rain because I cycle to work every day
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/advocating-genocide-musk-slams-far-left-spanish-mps-demand-500000-illegals-be-madeWhy are (((white women))) like this. They all vote for this shit btw
>>83828035I am sure I heard someone at least let 'elen know about those videos.
>>83828093Homosexual run Govt castrates straight native mens role and replaces it, women get the ick over native men, women now move into govt, dont like native men (ick), import millions of smelly foreign dicks for themselves. Gay men laugh at stright men and women getting raped by the foreigners, gay men go back to bumming each other happily knowing they've fucked up stright mens lives.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-3Tda6CPTM
I have fartedMost assuredly X
>>83827896That and his neo-nazi posts, etc, the list goes on and on.
>>83828024220+mm of rain in january around here, wettest January since 1877 (139 fookin years ago) >>83828090Make sure you give your chain and cables a clean to remove the road salt before it fucks everything de lid
Ought to lie down for a digestive nappington, meX
>>83828146I have heard it reported that people are not allowed to fart around Sir Keir Starmer, as he instantly gets an erection being reminded of ukranian rent boys stinky winking bumholes.Other sources report that as well as being a bisexual he is part of the 28% of gay men that admit to smearing mens feces on themselves during sex.
One time after doing nofap for a while, when I finally came the spunk came out so forcefully that it made a noise.
>>83828253And what kind of noise did you make?
>>83828257It sounded kind of like this https://voca.ro/1ePtcAUdq0ml
Little snack break after getting things sorted at base. Group base, so got muh own little spot. Car tent, sleepingbag, locker and car. S'all I need.
Was thinking of getting back on the dating apps, any tips lads? No funny business either.
>>83828334>backwhat were they like last time lad?
>>83828334Ask if they're an archaeologist
Toilberg is going down the shitter big time>be seasonal wagie>work all summer (been doing this for 5+ years now) >new management get in>project is going to cost 30k>oh thats too much we can fix this" >"we can save lots of money trust us">They run up 60k+ debt>the project is now worse than when they started>blame us for being "too difficult to work with" >we told them for months that it wont work and we can do it much better our selves>Go around every department and systematically bully the staff until they quit >no christmas bonus (mabye next year if we figure some convoluted way to make it impossible to get it) >no christmas do (we had a christmas "lunch" we had to all pay for our selves)>people leave>others threaten to leave>due to finish in 2 days>"anon, do you not want to work all winter ? what will you do over the few months?? How will you make money??">politely decline>they keep asking and asking>tell them no>"well there might not be a job here for you next year">still tell them no >even more people have left over the winter>at this rate it will be me and one other lad to do fucking everythingGoing to be a very "doss at work" situation this year tbqfh oh aye x
I am really looking forward to my fappingtons after work
>>83828475>after workkekked
>>83828504I may be a tosser but I'm not a dosser
>>83820947Why would they normalise the thing they're blackmailing the politicians and elites with?
https://youtu.be/IkoYM3iwrxAanother classic
>>83828547Missed the sting posts lad :D
>>83828504>wagieHappy, positive,looking forward to a cheeky wank >dosserSeething, bitter, upset, no prospects
>>83828529I was more so implying that you could do it on company time lad, I do it. I don't care.
>>83828560NTA but, hey, woah, I'm a dosser, but it's teh cards I was dealt. Can't be out in public soiling muhself everywhere (I have MS).
>>83828592nothing stopping you getting an office job lad
>>83828607Other than the uncrontollable incontinence, sure, I'll go into an office and risk shitting myself.No offence lad, but piss off.
is it pathetic to still be able to have a crush on a girl in your 30s lids
>>83828613alright there pissy pants calm down kek
>>83828618You act like most normal people. Why would I treat you as something different?
>>83828629Couldn't get a comfy wfh job where you could piss and shid you self at will no?You dossers get VERY upset when people suggest totally reasonable ideas
>>83828649I could become a tester for andrex and pampers.
>>83828649I am a danger to myself and others lad, no job for me ;)
>[Hearthstone] How Good Is Explorer's Hat? Yep I'm thinking it's comfy old video time
Absolutely OBSESSED with crumpets at the moment. Cannot get enough of them little round fuckers. HAS to be warburtons n all.
new lake fred>>83828760>>83828760>>83828760
>>83828058>She's not thinking about you escortlad. She's not your girlfriend. She doesn't love you back.:(I don't love herI just really like her
>>83828115why don't you do something about it then, you big straight powerful heterosexual man you
>>83828649of all the dossers to pick on, you pick the one with MS. give it a rest, seethelad.
