Groundhog Day EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, and fetishspamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83763005https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83763005Story Library: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
>>83819192Anybody have anything they wanna share?@r anon@rlg@Brosis@Ass-Masseur@confession anon@OP-M@errands anon@auntfem@Throatmom-anon@Gothmom anon@Improve anon@punic anon@D-cup anon@Silver Fox anon@Cuzcbro@Dexter@Hapa-chan@Abusemom anon@Mine anon@Felix@Enon@Neet-chan@Boobs guy@Escobar@Plankfem@Catfish anon@Nomi@Uncle anon@Jocasta@Link@Blackanon@Convention Bro@Winemom anon@kels@Waterpark anon@Poetbro@Any new people
My sister gets black out drunk like a retarded every night and I started jacking off over her. Started out scared she would wake up but it's to the point I can lift her shirt and take my time.
>>83819192>Groundhog Day Edition:/
>>83819260It's a North American tradition. Did I strike out this time?
>>83819195> guy named poetbro> only wrote one poema man sits on a chair and you call him a king?
>>83819195>Guy named Convention Bro>Goes to conventionsA bit on the nose, no?
It's the middle of the night, just after 4:00AM. Forgot to close my window before I fell asleep, so it's quite cold, but that fits. Woke up from a dream--a dream I've had for many years now. My alarm wakes me, and I flail around for a bit before turning it off. I reach over to the other side of the bed and find the pillow still warm, but there is no one beside me. I trace the subtle indentation where someone lay only minutes ago, but no longer. The smell of fresh, cheap coffee is in the air. There's nothing the matter, but I move with haste and eagerness all the same, throwing on my house coat and shambling down the stairs. She comes into view before I have reached the final step, and my heart swells. She too is in her house coat, clutching it against her as she leans back against the counter, holding a mug of steaming coffee in the other hand. Her hair's a mess and she still looks half asleep, but her eyes light up and lips curl into a tired smile as her gaze meets mine. She nods to the coffee pot beside her and pulls a mug from the sink before I have reached her side. My fingers linger on hers as I take it from her, holding her gaze a moment longer before reluctantly breaking it and pouring myself a cup of coffee, joining her against the counter. I ask her why she was up before me, and she tells me she had a bad dream. I ask her what about, but she doesn't answer, instead leaning into me. I lean into her in turn, resting my head against hers. We stay like this for a long while--quiet, sipping our coffees. Eventually, I turn and make to kiss the top of her head.Then, there's a knock on the door. I pull back, and both of us look a little bewildered. It's too early for anyone to be knocking. She tells me to ignore it, and I want to, but for some reason I can't stop myself from walking to the door. I never know who's on the other side--I always wake up first.I'll go back to bed now, and hope to have that dream again, only this time I pray I am not called away.
>>83819545Say, does it depress you, having to read about nomi having a romantic date where her brother whispers to her about how happy he is she is here with him, or uncle anon finally getting to be mommy and daddy with "his" minions?Genuinely curious, because while i love the momcest talk, i have to admit that Dexanon and Felix posts made me both happy and sad because i desperately wished to have what they have, but for me its never happening with my mom because she passed away sadly. Im curious if they give you hope and make you happy that at least someone made it, or if its more of a bitter feeling from reading it.
>>83819340The poetry is in his soul.
>>83820013He is as endearingly annoying sober as he was drunk. :D
>>83820071caught up in limerance artanon seeks respite from the voidcome brother pour out thy heart
>>83819192only mommy and CHADSON can have sex every day
>>83819192>>>83820110 thoughts on this incest idea?
>>83820135*limerant art/mcg/fags I put out a challenge to you allWrite a poem.Write a poem.Write a poem.
>>83819195>@CuzcbroOn a little beach getaway with my sister but it's a bust, it's raining cats and dogs out here
Thank you Bromi&Nomi for your contribution
>>83819545These larps are so annoying
Not even 20 posts in and Cuckspammer is already crying LARP because nobody wants to play Faggot Stepdad with him
>>83819288>Did I strike out this time?Just wanted a new pic (
>>83820198Beaches are overrated the go to move was to see iron lung instead
>>83820261Indeed. Without their movie date that turned into steamy secret siblings car sex, Marks movie would have never achieved this success.
need rlg to bridal carry his mom again
>>83819192>Groundhog Day EditionIf it happened to you, how long would it take to make a move on your mom and how would you do it, knowing you're in a loop and can just retry?
>>83820326this isnt even a larp bruh the sf literally said it was a dream lmao
>>83821248>sfhe's not one yetmaybe you could add wannabe to the start for wsf or sfp for sister fucker: pending
Last Week's Updates (Highest post count in /mcg/ history)Brosis>>83766816Nomi>>83771010Enon>>83785144Poetbro>>83785580errands-anon>>83791056Winemom anon>>83791313Unnamed anon>>83799040Uncle anon>>83801058Hapa-chan>>83806653
>>83819195>@Poetbro/Good Morning/Sister was feeling better yesterday after the whole IUD revelation the day before. TL;DR for those unaware, a fair number of mental and physical health struggles she has been dealing with for years may be traceable to this IUD she has, and her doctors never thought to mention it. She is going to get it removed as soon as possible, so fingers crossed this is a huge win for her.Spent much of the day with her yesterday, just reassuring her. Its a discomforting thought, feeling as though there is something poisoning you against yourself, and that no one warned her of the laundry list of potential side effects. Had coffee with our Grandparents in the afternoon. Our Grandma's health hasn't been the best lately, so we try to see them as often as we can. My sister has taken to sitting on the floor beside Grandma's recliner to be as close as possible to her. She's such a funny thing. Grandma sits there patting her head like a dog.There was a beautiful moon here last night. Huge, glistening full moon. Couldn't even get a good picture of it, it was so bright. She saw it as she was driving away from my house, and immediately turned back around and rushed in to tell me. She was so excited about it. Not the first time this has happened. We ended up sat in my backyard in the snow, just looking up at the moon. I don't know if anyone here has seen the anime film 'A Silent Voice', but it's her absolute favourite. First watched it together ten years ago. In the film, there's a scene where one of the protagonists says 'Suki' (I love you) to the other protagonist, but he mistakes her for having said 'Tsuki' (the moon), dashing her confession. It's sad, but whenever we do this moon gazing, I will playfully say 'Suki' to her, and she will reply 'Tsuki? Yes, it's beautiful.', like the character in the movie does. >>83820135Breath caught in the airWe stare up at winter skiesThis moon is ours alone
>>83819696Oh no, not at all--really, it's the opposite. It doesn't do well to let the success and good fortune of others turn sour in your heart. They both deserve their happiness, and I am happy for them. I've chatted with Nomi a fair bit since coming here and she is a sweetheart and been nothing but kind to me, and it makes my heart warm that she is able to live her dream. As she was in a situation most similar to my own, it gives me hope that what I feel and the future I so long for aren't mere delusions, but may one day be reality. I won't deny that there is some measure of envy, but only in that I hope to also have what they have some day, not in that I resent them for having it--I pray we are all of us able to one day attain these dreams of ours.I am so sorry to hear about your Mother passing, my friend. My heart is with you. That is a weight I can't imagine carrying.>>83819340Is it silly to say that even after everything I've already said and shared, I'm still embarrassed by the idea of posting poems?>>83820071I swear I'm more intoxicated tired than I am drunk, so that fits.>>83820672Iron Lung is secretly a dog whistle for incestuous inclinations. If only Mr. Plier knew what kind of people his fanbase REALLY consisted of.>>83821333This guy is really intent on making sure I know my place. Keeping me humble. I respect it.
>>83821684>This guy is really intent on making sure I know my place. Keeping me humble. I respect it.I gotcha sfp bro, if you actually cross the line I'll call you a damn sisterfucker, but not before.
This is not your blog site, poettard
>>83821848This isn't your thread Cuckspammer
>>83821446Total post count, really great thread last week. need more mommyposters though, they are too quiet.
>>83820194A haiku inspired by Cuzcbro>he fucked his sister>it lasted for a fortnight>Peru vacation
>>83821684Hey poet bro i wanted to ask this in the last thread but i noticed several times in your posts you mentioning god and prayer and the lord. Maybe a strange question but are you actually christian or just a figure of speech?
>>83822194Unexpected question. Don't feel comfortable avoiding it or deflecting/lying, especially on an anonymous image board, so at the risk of catching flak for not being atheist, I am a Christian, yes--a Catholic. Stepped away from faith for many years out of cynicism because I felt God wasn't treating me right and owed me more. Parents also weren't a great role model for what a Christian should be. Went very anti-religious and spent the better part of a decade studying theology, history, philosophy--'searching for what the real truth was', as it were. Bounced between staunch atheist, to agnostic, to uncaring, to spiritual, to nondenominational, to protestant, to Orthodox. Been all over the board, but in the end it all led me right back to where I started, and I have remained here since. Far from a perfect poster child of Catholicism, but I pray and read the bible every night. Need to go to Church more often. Don't want to turn the thread into a theology debate, so I'll refrain from answering further questions or acting as an apologist. Apologies if this is wildly off topic.
hej everyone>>83821684thank you for saying that, you have been really nice too, and i hope that you can find the love and happiness you are looking for. I'm glad that you are happy for me and that me talking about how i'm doing is not making you sad.On that note, everything is just so wonderful. This is the best time ever all thanks to him. I had so many fantasies about what dating him would be like, and i can genuinely say so many things are exactly like i imagined them. I'm so happy about everything.
>>83821446Wonder why Winemom anon says their relationship is worse now
>>83822689I wonder why janny only takes issue with his posts and no one elses
>>83822680>I am a Christian, yes--a Catholicand hows that working out for you, given the circumstances?
>>83822704It isn't easy.
>>83822716Most catholic countries don't seem to criminalise incest. and Jesus broke from the old covenant so the ot laws against incest aren't sustained.But I'm no expert on this.
>>83821172I would immediately squeeze my mom's hand
>>83819195Considering how long the last thread went, there isn't anything on-topic to share unless anybody knows what to make for a Valentine's dinner that a man might like, besides just a steak or something. >>83820194Writing poetry was never my strong suit so I'm just going to post my favorite short one instead. The attribution is apparently wrong, but nobody seems to know who DID write it.
>>83823772>>83807081How did your cat react to the cat plushie?
Kiss sisters. Love sisters. Roundhouse hug sisters into your arms. Slam dunk sisters onto the couch. Compliment beautiful sisters. Take your sisters out for food. Launch sisters onto the bed. Spend time with sisters in your room. Toss sisters into a mating press. Ejaculate into sisters wombs. Judo throw sisters into a loving embrace. Kiss sisters cheeks red. Report sisters to the cute department. Bend sisters over your desk. Take care of pregnant sisters. Trap sisters in a flurry of kisses. Crush sisters fears and anxieties. Lay sisters in a bed of flowers. Charm sisters. Tease sisters. Make love to sisters in the kitchen. Kiss sisters lips with passion and fervor. Breed sisters in the bedroom. Impregnate sisters. Mandatory handholding for sisters. Grind sister womb with your dick. Drown sisters doubts with love and support. Vaporize sisters troubles with a ray gun. Grow old with sisters in your home. Feed sisters delicious treats. Love sisters with all your heart.
>>83823832TOTAL SISTER LOVE
/scg/ - Sibcest General
>>83822684That is wonderful to hear Nomi. I'm glad he is treating you right. >>83823772That is a beautiful poem, thank you for sharing.I'll toss in a few suggestions from favourites my sister makes me when I'm lucky enough:Next to steak, I'd say any sort of 'fancy' pasta dish as the main is a seldom mentioned when it comes to food guys like having made for them--meat and carbs, the male favourites. Even just spaghetti with a good sauce and meatballs is a classic. If you want to get a little more adventurous, chicken parmesan allegedly isn't as difficult as it seems. A creamy macaroni and cheese is a great side dish, depending on the main. Or mixed vegatables pan-roasted with minced garlic and a touch of butter. Alternatively, winter vegetables chopped up and tossed in a bit of olive oil, salt, and pepper and oven roasted. Homemade brownies with vanilla ice cream is always a killer desert and feels very valentines-y to me.
>>83822680>>83823832absolutely fucking lethal tonal whiplash between these two posts. poet you are an enigma.
>>83823832Perhaps Shakespeare is not dead. What do you think your sister would think or feel if she was to somehow stumble upon here, and read this text, not knowing its her brother writing it?>>83822684hey nomi, glad to hear you are drowning in happiness like that. You said what you think a lot, but tell us, how is bromi going through it day to day? How does he feel? Do you guys talk about this? Does he feel weird at all about the fact he is getting laid with his little sister? Are there maybe any things in your relationship that he does you wish he didnt do? Or are there things that you do he told you he doesnt like about you?Also, since you are getting so friendly with poetbro, how about taking the challange >>83820194 here and writing a poem about your brother?
>>83823825He doesn't seem to care about it much, just another thing in the house to him. Baby's obsessed with it, though. Can't blame her, been the same way with some of mine in the past.>>83823970I usually do steak or "marry me chicken", which is just seared and then finished in a sauce with cream, tomatoes, etc, and served with some kind of carb and veggies. Chicken parm's pretty nice, I make that for myself once in a while. I'll have to see what main courses I can find online. There will definitely be dessert but I don't know what yet.
>>83820142>not "only Chadson can see his shadow"Come on Chadson step your game up. I thought you used to live in Canada. You should know the assignment
>>83822680>>83823832Poetbro what the FUCK is wrong with you lmao
>>83824193Steak is nice but honestly I think I'd prefer a couple big thick (like an inch or more) and juicy pork chops, the rind partly rendered, or a good slowly cooked belly pork where the fat is just right and it's falling apart.chuck in a few fried onions and some poached or fried dried apricots, maybe something to mop up the juices like a crusty bread rollSadly I struggle to cook pork chops right either I get them too over dry or the fat is just a bit under, searing then stewing them up works okay though but I prefer them less soggy and holding together.
>>83824087>Perhaps Shakespeare is not dead.He never even existed, shaksper was a borderline illiterate glovemakers son despite the fame attributed to him
Not mine, I found it somewhere but thought it poignant >But it felt so wrong for some reason?! He stayed with me in bed and massaged my body while we were still naked, before just cuddling and going to sleep. Which made me realize that this isn't wrong, it just so happened that the perfect guy for me is brother.
momposters what is your defence to the fact that when all the sibfuckers stop posting the thread immediately goes on fucking life support?
>>83824624There are some pretty nice pork chop recipes out there, I'll have to see what I can make work. Don't want to go too heavy with the food either, since it's going to be lunch rather than a dinner.
>>83820580It's been nothing but Netflixn'Chill because there's nothing else for us to do>>83820194I suck dick at poetry but I've always loved this song, it reminds me of ushttps://youtu.be/OHZQqGdDIQE?si=sVC_4oTgDipP6y8i
>>83822680>>83823832Holy shit this is perfect, even the contrast between the pictures. One looks up towards god innocently, the other turned down in shame. This is fucking art. i am in awe.
>>83824087> What do you think your sister would think or feel if she was to somehow stumble upon here, and read this text, not knowing its her brother writing it?That's a tough one. Most realistic answer is that she would figure out it's me. Even aside from the anecdotes I've regaled that would all line up with our shared experiences, she has read all my writing and knows my prose better than anyone. I'm sure there's a hundred tells to point to when something is written by me that even I don't realize. Who knows what happens next in that case--that's what I've been trying to find out.Barring that, though... Hard to say. If it never occurred to her that these posts were written by my hand, I'm actually pretty sure she would find it incredibly endearing--she'd probably cry. I've seen her cry over pining's less charming than mine. She has a soft heart and room in it for all manner of strange things. Without the thought that it was her brother saying all this, totally under the impression it was just some random brother pouring his heart out for his sister, it wouldn't surprise me if she started rooting for this person and 'shipping' them. All this romance and yearning, all this lacey language, sweet talk, and desperate passion, the rawness of it all, it's all for her--it's always been for her. Even when she isn't here to read it. It's what she loves. I write like this because it's what she loves. >>83825187That's lovely. I can only dream of such an embrace.>>83825950> even the contrast between the picturesHahaha, that was completely unintentional. Wow. >>83825600I'll share one, too. I suppose this is 'our song', from a movie called Mirai no Mirai. It's a bit funny because we fell asleep very early in and never finished the movie, but this played during the intro and we couldn't stop laughing when he sang 'My Baby Girl!". Always sing it together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltZs4I4a4Y&list=RD-ltZs4I4a4Y&start_radio=1Others should share songs as well.
>>83826180I'll share some more since it's late and there's no one around to tell me not to.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt2ujW8BglA&list=RDjt2ujW8BglA&start_radio=1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvyssi4pzgM&list=RDuvyssi4pzgM&start_radio=1These two hold a special place in my heart, especially the first one. Grandparents used to play them on their record player when we visited when we were little. The relationships being sung about aren't so relatable, but the emotion--that 'never-meant-to-be' nature, the heartbreak. I can't listen to them too often. Always aches.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvazBqAlx58&list=RDkvazBqAlx58&start_radio=1This is a song that always makes me think of her. Yearning.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmIwm5RElRs&list=RDTmIwm5RElRs&start_radio=1She used to sit on my bed and watch me play Fallout 3 for hours. Whenever this song came on the in-game radio, we'd sing it together. Both surely with different thoughts in our mind, as is so often the case. We made a pretty good duet, though.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvkxuUUq6rw&list=RDTvkxuUUq6rw&start_radio=1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2sDnjKv4Uw&list=RDx2sDnjKv4Uw&start_radio=1Always sing these in the car together. Both of us really like this artist. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSL0OC1Rr10&list=RDtSL0OC1Rr10&start_radio=1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpZ2wrjlzRE&list=RDgpZ2wrjlzRE&start_radio=1Same artist. Listen to these when I cant sleep and go for a drive. Country roads, windows down, singing my heart out.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfLufMhFUMY&list=RDFfLufMhFUMY&start_radio=1You'll have to excuse the name. This is another one of 'our songs'. She has a dance to this one, it's crazy.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FhRQt1vm3A&list=RD9FhRQt1vm3A&start_radio=1Last one. I used to be able to play this on guitar in my teens. We'd sit together on my bed and she'd sing while I played. I was always too nervous to sing with her.
My mom is built almost exactly like this. Fattest tits youve ever fucking seen. Always wears big sweaters and baggy jeans, but we have a pool and in the summer shes always out there in her bikini that can barely contain her. Makes me fucking diamonds every time i see her. Caught her tanning nude a few times when she thought i wasnt home. Huge bush i want to soak in my cum. Ive tried for years to make advances on her but she is so oblivious. Fuck my chudson life.
>>83826690>Huge bush i want to soak in my cum.This man knows ball.
>>83826404>>83826180>>83825600As far as songs go, these ones mean a lot to me and make me think of him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiczyhDwuBsHe'd probably agree with this one. It's about being swept up in a forbidden romance, and was written about the singer's real life fling with his wife's sister. They ended up having a child from it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUhJw6pyFUcA song about being in love with a man who, in some way, helped guide you into adulthood. In the original context it's a beloved teacher.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcCdhaZhklQIt's about growing up in some shithole with no real opportunity, and the singer wanting to leave with a woman who he feels understands him in ways nobody else can. Really, the whole album is good.
hej everyone good morning>>83823970Thank you, he really does. He was always the most amazing brother and my best friend, so it doesn't surprise me that much, when we had trouble at home he was there for me, he was always super nice to me and hanged out with me a lot, and when i was bullied about my braces he would always make me feel better about it and tell me he likes them and that they look cute and don't look stupid. Now that i even think about this, i actually never asked him if he actually likes them since we started this, or if just said that back then to make me feel better. Honestly does not matter because i'm getting them off soon finally.But anyway when i got together with him i expected him to translate being the best brother in the world into being the best boyfriend in the world, and he just really is.>>83823772I don't think valentines day is that big here, especially us 2 i don't think we are going to "officially" celebrate it, but i will probably try to bake something for it. He is not a big cake person as in big circle cake with 3 layers and stuff like that, but he loves snacking cakes, like karleksmums or munkar filled hjartan. Omg why is double dot a not allowed. So i'm probably going to make one of those things for him but obviously to mom i will just say i felt like baking. Not like she doesn't enjoy sweets or something. So far no other plans for this particular "holiday" unless he made some plans and didn't tell me yet.
>>83824087I mean our day to day is depending on where we are i would say. At home when mom is not home, we are very comfortable with each other. We have always been very close and very touchy, me probably taking it too far sometimes, but i was trying to get him to notice that i wanted something more. But yeah we were already comfy around each other, so now we just kiss, he kisses my neck a lot, we do stuff together and he is always very touchy and like always holds me close next to him when we watch something or sit next to each other with his hand on my side or my chest, like he thinks that i'm going to suddenly fly away if he doesn't hold me. I like it a lot, his hands always feel nice. We shower together sometimes when we know we have a lot of time, because it's a hard situation to quickly "get out" of, so we can't risk it if we are not sure that mom won't be gone for long. He sometimes laughs about the fact he is doing this with me, but not in like a sad way, more like that it's funny to him how things ended up. I had a couple talks with him since last year asking him if he is okay with everything, at first he used to say he is baffled about where his life ended and how this happened, but since our last time i asked about it, he just laughs about it and he says that he is glad i'm here for him and that he is sorry he didn't notice any of the signals earlier. So i couldn't be happier about how he feels right now.Things i wish he didn't do? No not really. Anything that i found i didn't enjoy, we talked about instantly, like when he tried to choke me in the shower the first time we showered together. I panicked, he understood i don't like it, and later we had a talk and he said he really likes to have his hands on a girls neck, so we compromised and i said it's fine and i can deal with it but to please only do it very lightly and gently, and he never once since put much force on me there, so it doesn't feel scary when he holds me there anymore.
>>83824087Oh i didn't read the rest of the question sorry.There is one thing he told me he doesn't like that i do and that he would like me to stop doing that, and that is biting my nails. I have done this since i was little, and even then i found it gross, i don't know why i do it, it's werid, because i like doing it, but i don't like that i do it. But well that is the one thing he mentioned because he said he finds it gross and doesn't like seeing me do it whenever he accidentally saw me do it before over the years, just never asked me to stop when i was just his sister, just told me like eww stop that, but now that we are dating and i asked him if there is anything, i guess he took the opportunity to ask me to stop doing it. So i'm trying to stop doing that now.About writing a poem, i don't think i could write a poem in english, i don't think my english is bad and my grades in english class aren't bad either, but i think it's very much just conversational english, i don't think i could make a poem in english, only in Swedish, and on an english forum that would just be nothing probably. If i decide to make one i will just write it down and give it to him on the Valentine day maybe.Sorry for the lots of posts, i know some people here don't like it, i just wanted to reply to everything i was asked because i have to go do some stuff now
>>83827402I could see it being pretty hard to celebrate in a house where you don't have all that much privacy, yeah. Hadn't heard of those desserts before but they sound pretty nice. I'm torn between a few different dessert ideas. Whatever I make, I'll probably go heart-shaped because I'm into that corny stuff. Might as well go all out on it since that's all the time I'll get with him around the holiday.
>>83827440Are you biting the flesh or the nails?>>83827483>I'll probably go heart-shaped because I'm into that corny stuff.Corny? Those little gestures make it more valuable imo. shows that you care. Otherwise its just another cake.
>>83827440>he said he finds it grossis this like a pet peeve of his or something?I mean its okay to say that you should doing a bad habit if you want to stop, but saying that biting nails on your fingers is disgusting if way much of an over reaction in my opinion. Do you like bite your fingers to bleeding or something? why does he find it so gross?its not like your hands look that much worse because of it for sure
>>83827265really telling a story with your song choice
>>83828006>>83828140Oh i see i should have clarified. I don't bite the nails on my fingers, i couldn't even if i wanted to, i would just be biting nail gel. It's nails on the foot. But i'm not doing it now anymore, or at least trying to stop it forever.>>83827483Well they are basically Swedish versions of stuff to make. Munkar are basically something similiar to donuts, karleksmums are similiar to what i think is called brownies in english, hjartan are cookie hearts, most of the time we bake them for christmas. We mostly make them filled and then with chocolate on top and some decoration sugar sprinkles. They are great but my mom always wants to eat one, then eats 11 instead, and then she comes to talk to me and sort of complain about how we will never make christmas cookies again because she can't stop eating them, and then she goes and eats like 10 more. It's hilarious everytime, but like it's okay mom we make them once or twice a year, just enjoy yourself. But yeah i think i'm going to either make them or karleksmums
I know she's talking about baked goods but I choose to believe she's saying slurs in swedish
>>83828516Munkarfukar
>>83828480Loool this suddenly became a much more interesting visual. A Nomi twisted up on the couch so she can bite her nails a cute. A cute!
>>83819192PEOPLE OF THIS THREAD, what percentage out of 100% do you think your object of affection sees you as a lover vs how much they see you as a relative?
>>83827265Great song choices. Really like the third one, right up my alley. Not exactly the most profound or original thought, but music is such a fascinating thing to me. In my experience, it is surprising just how many people listen to music without listening to the lyrics, even moreso when listening to music someone else is listening to. They listen to the songs and sing along to the words, but they never take a moment to actually understand the song, at least not consciously. The meaning of the words, the story being told, like >>83828200 pointed out. This has been my experience, at the very least. Music plays a very special role in my life and it is what I connect to people most through, but it seems to me most people don't so much care about the lyrics of a song so long as it sounds good. It's easy enough to hear someone listening to sad music and say they might be upset over something, but music can be a very intimate, very accurate reflection of a person, sometimes without they themselves knowing it. If you really take a moment to sit with the music someone close to you listens to, you might find them there in the room with you in much greater clarity than if stood face to face. If eyes are a window to the soul, I believe music is a window to the heart. I suppose it depends on the person, though. Maybe it's all just a matter of context. I might just be saying a whole lot of nothing.
I get the feeling this new guy will go absolutely ham on his sister when he gets the chance to bang her.Like those fanarts of TCOAL where Ashley is covered in bitemarks, hickeys, bruises, sweat, cum, her mascara is running down her face and she's smiling and giving a thumbs up to the camera because it was her beloved onichan who did that do her and she loved it.
>>83828480Sounds like a nervous habit or a comforting mechanism. It might help you break the habit by replacing it with something less intrusive whenever you feel the draw to do it. Fiddling with a ring on your finger, twirling your hair, things like that. Something tactile. I used to keep my hands in my pockets, now I cross my arms instead. Used to bite the inside of my lips when I was thinking, but now I press my finger on my lips. I think it's great you seem to have a talent for cooking/baking. It's a very important skill to have! I love making chebureki, pelmeni, medovyk, honey kefir bread, other Ukrainian/Eastern European foods with my sister to keep tradition alive, though she has an arsenal of all sorts of dishes. We even have a dish we call Swedish potatoes from our great-grandmother. Don't know if its actually Swedish, but its a favourite. Unfortunately, our siblings and cousins don't seem as interested in these sorts of things, aside from our brother. Usually winds up being us three doing all the holiday cooking/baking. You should try doing some baking with your brother sometime if you don't already, it can be really fun to do together.>>83828780For me, it's 65% lover and 35% family, though I suppose it depends on context. For her, I'd imagine there may be something like 10%-15% of a curiosity towards attraction, just because of how open we are about sex and these things.>>83828902> whenAppreciate the support.Haha, I don't so much know about that, though. I have had relationships like this in the past, and while some of my fantasies certainly do revolve around that rough passion, that may be a hurdle for me in practice. At the end of the day, she is still my little sister, and the thought of hurting her, even if receptive and in the heat of love, might be challenging for me. I want to love her gently and tenderly. Would have to warm up to the crazier stuff. She can bite my neck or rake her nails down my back all she likes, though. I'm a dog.
>>83828902I'm just going to run with the headcanon that if sfp is somehow successful he will be the one tapping out first, scratched up, and covered with bitemarks like he just got out of a fight with a wolverine.
>>83819251Have you finished on her in general?
>>83829043>She can bite my neck or rake her nails down my back all she likes, though. I'm a dog.Lmao my fucking sidesAlso >>83826404 goreshit in 2026 is crazy, fucking wild you listen to that with your sister. Got some absolute bangers on this list as well, niche as hell music taste.
>>83829043>I want to love her gently and tenderlyLoving the person you want the most gently and tenderly is absolute peak. I think this is the main reason some people here called nomis bromi a scumbag. Because the only lore about him we had from nomi was that he is the best guy ever, and all his girlfriends rampantly cheated on him.Then when he finally accepted his sisters offers to shower with her, he immediately went for her neck and wanted to choke kiss her, so roughly it made her cry and have a ptsd panic attack about her dad. Also if i remember correctly he used her plushies to wipe off spit and cum off his dick after she was done blowing him, which made her upset for a moment. And now even tho he knows she doesnt like being choked, he still convinced her to let him put his hands on her neck, clearly showing he has some kink about choking girls. Exact opposite of poetbro here who wants to start gently and tenderly, it seems bromi as soon as he got over the initial shock jumped into it roughly and kinkily, which might have been a bit too much for his little sister who was a virgin that never even kissed anyone before him.
>>83821625>>83826180>>83826404Ngl poet i think you might be retarded. You keep sharing all these romantic ass anecdotes and interactions with your sister are are convinced your the only one who feels this way and she could never ever ever ever feel this way and woe is you, but thats all some romantic ass shit you are doing together!!! Like no other sister in the entire world is sitting out in the snow staring at the moon talking about some "i love you" ass quotes with her brother all while having 0 romantic feelings. Cuddling while watching anime, sleeping in your bed when shes upset, going on movie dates, driving around listening to music, taking her for dinner, sitting in the washroom while you are naked in the tub, talking about sex, falling asleep while watching movies together, having fucking songs that are your special songs and they are all about romance and love. Are you retarded? Like your talking about some oh people arent listening to the lyrics of the songs they listen to its so deep, meanwhile did YOU read the fucking english lyrics for that mirai anime song?? I bet she has and i bet thats why she likes listening to it with YOU. For fuck sakes, you already rubbed your dick all over her puss when you were kids, whats the hold up? Like theres no way shes just in la la land thinking wow what a wonderful brother i have la la la i cant wait to spend valentines day with my brother la la la being siblings is so nice. Mother(sister)fucker, you dont need to figure out how to date your sister, you ARE dating her. Just fucking lean in and kiss her already you pussy. You had her ON YOUR BED singing I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK. You fucking idiot. You piece of shit. Fuck you. I think i hate you.
My mom made me pancakes and scrambled eggs for breakfast.
>>83829176I'll die before I tap out.>>83829538I will admit I have been slightly worried, but from a broader perspective, I think we have to allow her brother some grace. He also dealt with an abusive father and that can leave scars on a young man just as it can a young woman, be it physical or mental. Not saying that gives him a pass to mistreat Nomi, but it wont do any good to just constantly berate him to Nomi. The plushie thing is pretty stupid, but I can see how maybe he just thought it was funny in the heat of the moment. Guys can be dumb about that sort of thing, Lord knows I've done some off-colour things for a laugh. The choking thing... Not so much.>>83828480 Nomi, forgive me if this is not my place, but I would encourage you to be totally open and honest with your brother about things without always capitulating just to satisfy/make him happy. There is ample room for compromise and accommodation in any relationship, of course, but that can't be a one way road. If you prefer a gentler touch, he should be indulging you just as often as you do him. That thing with the choking, especially given what happened with your father, doesn't sit well with me, as it hasn't with others. If I was doing something with my partner and they expressed that sort of grief with me about it, sister or otherwise, I would never think to do it again, no matter how hot I thought it was. Especially so silly a thing.You really are a darling, and I hate the thought that you might be forgoing your own comfort just so as to not step on Bromis toes, or out of fear it could cause a rift. I hope that isn't the case and that I'm totally wrong, but I am the worrying sort. If you've gotten over it and it isn't a big deal, that's totally fine, but if you're still uncomfortable with it, you should tell him. Don't you think he would want to know if something he was doing was upsetting his sister?Just want the best for you.>>83829663Going to sit with this a while. Need to go for a run.
>>83829854Im eternally assmad that my mother is the most sexless skin and bone woman on this earth. Why couldnt I have a chubby bit titty fat bottomed doting mommy to bury my face between her tits and thighs and jerk me off while I suck on her huge nipples. Why even fucking live. Fuck this gay earth.
>>83819195No big update again but I did come across this porno artist who mostly makes gross hag incest porno but this OC of his is just perfect. That's my aunt right there, that's where I want us to be in a couple of years.>>83820194Pass>>83828780She stopped seeing me as her little nephew when she made a man out of me and now it's 100% husband. She's calling me husband now, it's because of that "husbant you lost all our money and now we'le homeress" meme but I can tell she means it.>>83828902That's how I go about it, I keep pushing the envelope trying to find her limits but she's a trooper and she wants to keep going.>>83830030I see you made the bloodborne doll your thing here, nice. How's her moving in coming along?
>>83830070Oh, glad I checked back in before I left. Good to see you again, hope all is well with you and Auntie. Thanks again for the warm welcome the other night. This place has been a real comfort and a boon to me, though I'm certain I'm annoying plenty of people with my yearnings. Have you talked about kids yet, or just enjoying the thought as of now? How old are the two of you?> PassLame.> I see you made the bloodborne doll your thing here, nice. Yeah, thought I should have some sort of visual bit to go along with my posts. The doll reminds me of my sister in a way, so I figured it fit. Going to see if she will cosplay her for Halloween this year, be the Doll to my Hunter. Last year we went as Hatsune Miku and Accelerator from Toaru.> How's her moving in coming along?Still at least a month out due to other circumstances, but perhaps sooner after all. She's getting a problematic IUD removed and if it causes a big shift in her mental state for a few weeks while she readjusts, as can be the case, it may be safer for her to be with me rather than at the house with all the problems. Appointment is in a week, so we'll see.
>>83829854but have YOU scrambled HER eggs with your spunk, anon?
>>83830146>but have YOU scrambled HER eggs with your spunk, anon?No ;-;
>>83828480>>83827440>biting nailsI really need to break that habit too. Been doing it when I get nervous since I was a kid>>83828006It's corny but I love it anyway. Besides, I'm not really good at talking to people about feelings, but that stuff kind of helps make the point.>>83828480I saw that the one has coffee in the recipe and that got my attention fast. I'm a big fan of coffee in desserts. >my mom always wants to eat one, then eats 11 instead, and then she comes to talk to me and sort of complain about how we will never make christmas cookies again because she can't stop eating themThat sounds a lot like my grandma lol. She would make a batch of cookies and then find an excuse to give them to me or my brother.>>83828200>>83828855Yeah, a lot of the songs I like tend to be ones that hit a little close to home lyrically. I know what you mean about people not listening to lyrics, though. I know some very popular wedding songs are victims of that, like I'll Be Watching You by The Police.>If eyes are a window to the soul, I believe music is a window to the heart.Definitely. I'm not all that great at picking up on what it might say about someone, but I enjoy thinking about it anyway. This one almost made the list I posted too, just a song about faith and love and how it can break you. Lots of Bible references. The desperation in his voice during certain lines can be haunting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DinEKqtCDkg>>83829663It's definitely giving some kind of romance vibe. Not that far off from how I was with my brother when we were young.
>>83827440>i don't think i could make a poem in english, only in Swedish, and on an english forum that would just be nothing probablyI believe in you nomi, try a poem, it doesn't need to be long there's a poem/shortstory that's just 4 words>Baby shoes,>never worn.Very evocative for something so minimalist. the context may help as it's supposed to be as if it's for a freeadd.If not in english let us see your swedish poetry flare.
>>83830059>most sexless skin and bone woman on this earthSkinny women can be fattened up, why don't you cook for her/take her out to eat?
>>83830438Because she is evil and i hate her
>>83821172Knowing my luck the loop would end right before I ask her for sexThat said, even though the movie is positive about it. I don't think you could make it to sex with your mother in a day, no matter how many times you repeat it. You could maybe get a rape drug in a day. And that's kinda the only way. Since the days start in the morning and end at night, you wouldn't be able to sneak into her bed while sleeping, either. It'd be great for having sex with random people though. And also for commiting lots of crimes. But I can't see any path where you could get willing sex with your mother other than through rape.
>>83830030>I'll die before I tap out.I'll hold you to that.Just prepare the medkit in advance.
>>83830448Let go of your hate and fix her personality with soncock
>>83830382Hallelujah. Oh, geez, that's a deep cut. Always been partial to the Rufus Wainwright version.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0DKOGco_o&list=RDxR0DKOGco_o&start_radio=1But John Cale deserves his flowers, too. Beautiful, beautiful song. This song and You Raise Me Up both hit me in both similar and contrasting ways. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEpeTyazaKI&list=RDwEpeTyazaKI&start_radio=1Powerful ballads of faith and love is exactly right. Also, I'm going to keep it a buck. I know it's sort of a meme, but My Immortal might be one of the greatest songs of all time. > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anLPw0Efmo&list=RD5anLPw0Efmo&start_radio=1Not ashamed to admit that this song had me weeping as a young boy, thinking about the hopelessness and wrongness of this love I feel. Even now it wets the eyes.
>>83830453I'm an idiot. I totally forgot the existence of alcohol. Ok, then that would be it. Get the aphrodisiac, get the alcohol, 200 attempts if that's what it takes, eventually it would work. Yeah
>>83830382Oh the John Cale version of Hallelujah, yeah that's one of the best performances..
>>83830488>Rufus Wainwrighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xURDJ-IW5YM
>>83821172mom no, but my sister...maybe like 20 loops?
>>83830488Are you much of a shantyman poetbro?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCKJM2juNhk
what is this general turning into? *shivers*
>that collar>that hideous phone case>that smug smileThis one really speaks to me>>83830145This thing started as me revisiting the woman who took my virginity but along the way I caught feelings, there's probably a subgenre of porn out there where the shota tells that older relative he has a crush on he'll marry her one day and then there's a timeskip and they do get married so like that minus the anime faggotry.She said she'd like to be a mom before she turns 40 but I think she just said it to get me to commit, I don't see her taking care of a kid as she is now but I'd love to grant her that wish one day. For now we're just enjoying the boring mundane domestic life of a married couple, who aren't actually married and are blood related.I'm 27 and she turns 36 real soon, I'm thinking of taking her to a fancy korean place for dinner and then fucking her until she can't feel her legs anymore, if anyone has any other suggestions I'm all ears.Be warned, birth control can flip a woman's personality, your sister might come out of that surgery an entirely different person.>>83830382My aunt has a few of those "autism toys" with a ton of cranks and knobs and buttons and sliders and shit to fiddle with. Might work for you and Norway.
>>83830561It's an improvement desu. I thought last summer would turn out to be /mcg/'s swan song, but there's still some life in it yet.
>>83821172Honestly, I'd probably wait two or three days just to be sure of what was happening, but the moment I confirmed it was a time loop, I would pull a Nomi and give a full on confession, nothing held back. I am giving it all I have, heart pulled out of my chest and thrust into her hands. I suppose if that freaked her out too much, then I'd spend the next few days trying less and less overbearing confessions, trying to see what sort of approach might work. Feels a little slimy, but there are worse things I could do in the situation. If even the most innocent confession failed, I suppose I'd just wait until I did whatever I needed to do to break the loop, then go back to trying to win her heart the old fashioned way. If I really got the feeling that there was zero chance she would ever reciprocate, well, I'd have plenty of time to think about how I might go on with my life, if I can.>>83830541My brother is shanties, of course. Leave Her Johnny and Wellerman are up there as my favourites. The latter is very popular because of some memes a few years ago, so you probably know it already.> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCtn6igpgP4&list=RDnCtn6igpgP4&start_radio=1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8tAyecj2g&list=RDE_8tAyecj2g&start_radio=1>>83830570Glad to hear you seem to be living the dream.> Be warned, birth control can flip a woman's personalityYes, that is a concern, but if it means she can finally put some of these troubles of hers to rest, anything is worth it. I loved her long before she had it, I've loved her all the years she's had it, I'm sure I'll love her after it comes out, come what may. If it does end up being some cataclysmic change that rends reality, breaks my mind, and makes me fall out of love with her, well, that makes my life a hell of a lot easier, doesn't it. Somehow, though, I doubt that will be the case.
>>83830561Perfect mombodoriginal comment mod bro
>>83823832I feel like I could never have sex with a younger sister. I'd feel like I'd be betraying my position of authority and example and I can't do that. 3 to 10 years older sis tho? Bring it on.
>>83830145>Last year we went as Hatsune Miku and Accelerator from ToaruOkay this is fucking bullshit, youre just making shit up, pics or it didnt happen
>>83830623ironically I'm listening to the black flag compilationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLKHLwE3_1Ihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt4S4Jre6R8Not a huge fan of wellerman but it's not badrolling down to old maui is a favourite and coffin's voice is very resonantBully in the alley is another good onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS5xR7jBxDwAlso this was pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8s_Z13jEeo
>>83830678Why do you ALWAYS start with this bullshit?
>>83830561Pros:>it keeps dudes interested in their wives after they get to mom age>if guys in their 40s stick with women in their 40s it keeps the younger women from getting preyed on / younger men have a better shot with women their own ageCons:>too many underage b& in these comments will be hooking up with hags and getting STDs / not having kids
>>83830678I actually was going to post a heavily edited and filtered photo of us both in costume because it's not been posted anywhere, but I feel like that would be tempting fate. Dubs and I'll do it tho.
>>83830714ah cmon bruh
>>83830714That guy is trying to get you to post a photo so he can then report you and get you banned, he's done it before.He's a retarded faggot like that.
>>83830736Ah didn't realize it was a rule that you couldn't post yourself, won't bother then. Thanks for the head up.
>>83830750Is this actually a rule? Even if they obscure there faces? Cmon poet we want to see poetsis dont blueball us like this
>>83830792I don't think doxxing yourself is ever a good idea.
>>83830808Specially with Cuckspammer lurking around, his one goal in life is ruining /mcg/He's even impersonated other namefags before.because he's a bitch like that
Poetbro what's your bodytype? What does you sister look like; tall, short, fat, skinny, big or small breasts and bum?
>>83830520How much time would it take you to make a move on your sister IRL though?
>>83830836Takes a pair of steel toed work boots to put me over 6' so it's over for me and I'll never make it. Don't want to be a fag and say I'm ripped or built but I'm a strong guy. Big on strength training and running. Winter has me a few pounds heavier, so mainly cardio right now. I need to cut my damn hair, it's a mess.Sis is quite tall, only an inch and some shorter than me, so just under 5'10". People thought we were twins growing up. She's quite skinny at the moment, needs to put about 10-15 pounds on for her own sake. Right now her tits are a nice handful (I'd imagine), and her ass is a real eyecatcher. When she cuts herself some slack and fills out a little though she is built like a statue of a roman goddess. If she did a little exercise and put on like 20 pounds she would be objectively the most beautiful woman to have ever walked the Earth, no debate. Nevertheless, she is gorgeous.
>>83830897Never happening plus she's with a former cage fighter nowadays, nice guy.But if the groundhog day scenario happened years ago when we were both single...
>>83830960Without the stress of living at home and the faulty IUD fucking with her hormones she might blossom.
>>83829663You have a point, he seems to have the best prospects of anyone since Felix
>>83829663plot twist, this is actually poetsis begging poetbro to stop being so dense and fuck her already
>>83831133This saga will be hilarious whatever the outcome.
>>83829663>You fucking idiot. You piece of shit. Fuck you. I think i hate you.Choked on my dr pepper
>>83830570I have a couple of those too, just not very good ones. Been tempted to order a specific one but I'm not so sure I'd use it anyway.>>83830507>>83830488His vocals really are just fantastic, it never gets old for me.>EvanescenceFor me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_mU-Z-bKbw
>>83830596>It's an improvement So when do we change the name to /scg/?
>>83831290Didn't nokia start as a paper maker?
>>83831314OP agreed to hold a poll in October last year. I'd say it's about time another one was heldhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82928493/#82928493
>>83831290>>83831290Sibling posters only have a plurality, if there was an m word that had a similar meaning to family or incest I'd be tempted to make another poll for changing it to M-whatever and Consanguinamory general or (Momcest and Family general if people think that's a better name). Then put Momcest, Siscest, etc in the body of the post to catch filters.
>>83831325I'm against it. I think it's important to acknowledge tradition and respect the roots of this fine thead. Plus, if it was changed to /scg/, you'd get a bunch of wannabe sister fuckers pouring in shitting up the thread. Can't have that.
>>83831337>Momcest and Family general if people think that's a better nameYes. Do that.
Mommybros.........................our response?
Keep the tag as /mcg/.
Strawpoll now
>>83831383It would be /mcg/ no matter what, the acronym carries too much weight.
>>83831337Couldnt /mcg/ just stand for Momcest & Consanguinamory General?
>>83831389Stop trying to change it faggot
>>83831396Im suggesting that as a way to keep from changing it you insufferable fucking retard
>>83831389>>83831396>1 min 1 second apartAre you shit stirring again Cuckspammer?
>>83831404Yeah, Momcest and Consanguinamory would work also.
>>83831396buddy does not like his odds if a poll is made lmaooo
>>83831408He always is, he loves falseflagging
Quit shitting up the thread with this retarded bickering. If it reaches sage limit and dies too early I'll have nowhere to go to talk at length about how much I want to fuck my sister for the rest of the week. Sibling fuckers are refugees in /mcg/ threads, can't we have a modicum of respect for those who took us in and gave us a place to be? If you want to make your own thread go make Massive Retard General and fuck off forever.
>>83831442If the thread gets to bump limit before Friday, I'll just make a part 2 thread.
If people actually do want another poll reply to this post and I'll put one at the start of the next thread.
>>83831382I mean... Its not grannycest general...She had a good run, though.
>>83831485Ok then, originally
>>83831485I honestly don't care for a name change, but I've not been here long enough to matter.But I don't see a point to it, leave the subject line as it isYou could change the comment text to include sisters, brothers, dads, dauighters, aunts, etc, etc.
>>83830960What's your sister's favorite food? You should get her that every day to fatten her up
>>83831580There's a hot dog stand at a strip mall near our Mom's house that she absolutely adores. We're very friendly with the hot dog man at this point, been going there for years and years. Take her there plenty, but if she thinks she's eaten enough by a certain point in the day she just wont eat anything else for the rest of the day. One of the hurdles I'm going to have to help her get over.
>>83831620>poetsis is a glizzy guzzlerFeed her your weiner poetbro
>>83831620ROLLER DAWGSSSis uncle rob related to her?
>>83830030Honestly i feel like what might be wrong with bromi is that he feels like he has to be a beast in the bed.I know this from personal experience, because my second girlfriend cheated on me, with a guy who was known around the town as the gigachad womanizer who gets any chick he wants because he is a god in the bed. Made me feel so fucking shit, and i unfortunately did some borderline abusive things to the next girl i slept with just because i felt like if i dont go full monster mode like that guy does, she will just leave me for not being good enough again.Bromi had 5 diffirent girlfriends who all cheated on him and then broke up with him, and i think nomi said that one of them even got pregnant while cheating on him behind his back, but i might be wrong, it was many months ago. Point is, with that kind of history i bet bromi feels the same way as me times 100, like an inadequate loser who cant keep a woman because he cant satisfy a woman. Imagine if he wasnt good enough, so much that his own little sister broke up with him because he is not good enough in bed. Obviously this is likely not the case, but in his head it could be happening.Nomi when you come back and read all this stuff, maybe talk about your brother if he feels like he has to overperform in the bed
Peak music taste coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd0HnxWm5CYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgKig_kbbsUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJY-Gv0Ag9Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8VV0AJCotQ
>>83832023> PowerwolfMy man. Incense and Iron is my favourite.
Found this one for the dexman when he comes back>>83830623That's exactly what I was telling you last thread. Think about it like this:I'm heading home to my concubine aunt.It might sound sordid and seedy but more than likely we'll just have dinner, talk about our day and watch something on tv until one or the other falls asleep. When you forget we're aunt and nephew our life is actually very boring.You're going all in on this thing with your sister panning out into a whilwind romance worthy of a 50 Shades of Gray sequel when even if it does work out your life could end up being a lot lamer than mine.Manage your expectations, dude.
any /mcg/ pets? furry witnesses to the taboo unions that develop here?
>>83832023I'll raise you on thosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gjp7_bpl04https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b0qCPGAOo8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97r0CiCAKXwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2Hk0n__No
>>83832282You'll have to trust me that I'm not quite so lost in fantasy land as I may come off.I am well aware of how delusional I sound, that's why I often say it outright. I could change tune and talk like a total realist and be very casual and nonchalant so as to not sound schizo to anons who probably don't believe anything I say anyways, but I prefer indulging in the dream while I'm here. My yearnings here are therapeutic to me--a way to get these vibrant thoughts out of my head so I don't mistake them for reality. I feel better than I have in a long time since coming here. More level, more clear, more calm. Do I genuinely believe that even if this works out, it's going to be some big Hollywood romance? Of course not. I may be delusional, but I'm not retarded. It's going to be a lot of hassle, a lot of secrecy, a lot of sacrifice--I can deal with that. I've been in all manner of relationships, some long, some short, some good, some bad. I know even a best case scenario will not be anything like my dreams--I know this. They are dreams. I know what a relationship is like, I know how mundane and 'boring' they can be, and believe me, that boring life is a dream to me too, moreso than these fantasies I spin. At the end of the day, the only life together I really want is the life we have now, only hand in hand. I don't think that's too outlandish.Then, of course, there is the elephant in the room of 'what if it doesn't work out?', and truthfully, I don't know. Maybe I'll be like H-c and finally be able to put these thoughts to bed. Maybe I'll move across the country to start anew. Maybe I'll hang myself in my office. I don't know. I've spent my entire conscious life in love with her despite every effort not to be. I have no clue what life would be like if I knew for a fact she didn't. I won't know until I know. I've made peace with that.Until then, I'll pine, I'll yearn, I'll fantasize and dream, and when something happens, good or bad, I'll let y'all know.
>>83827440>>83831832I second what this anon says. These things are worth considering. In any case, I think there is room for a long conversation about boundaries, trauma, and expectations. You don't want to let anything stew and fester that might poison the relationship later on just to spare present feelings. Being on the same page now will pay dividends down the road. I and many others all want you to have the best shot at a long, happy life with Bromi.
>>83832311They haven't seen anything yet, but I've got two cats. Sleepy and The Terror.Sleepy is a refined, composed older gentleman. I took him in amidst the first winter in my house after seeing him outside my basement window, curled up under the falling snow. He has been a loyal and steadfast companion and a source of great comfort. I cherish him dearly. Looks similar to picrel.The Terror is the bane of my existence. The devil made manifest. If there were any justice in this universe she would be eliminated from this world. She is a gluttonous, loathsome wretch, and is responsible for nearly getting me killed. I am the only human being on this planet who has the strength of will not to turn her into red mist for her many crimes. Were she taken in by any other, they would surely be driven mad by her insatiable hunger and lust for chaos and either kill themselves or destroy her.
>>83832311I have a cat. He's a big soft idiot, and the baby constantly pesters him. I've had him around 5 years so he's definitely seen some things.
>>83832778jesus what the fuck did that cat do to you
>>83832980> what the fuck did that cat do to youWell, it's a long story. Would take a while to write up. Bit of a rollercoaster the more I think about it. I'm going to see the new Silent Hill with my sister right now, but maybe I'll write it up when I'm back if the thread is dead.
>>83833037kiss her on the cheek or forehead for us
>>83832852>daughter never grows out of annoying the cat>twin sons end up wanting to annoy the catMrowhiss' worst nightmare
>>83823841should be him hugging suguha
>>83830561Milana wore it better
>>83819360He should ask his sister if she wants to go to saw con
>>83833068Glad I saw this before I want to pick her up. Thats a rare thing. I was debating if I should the whole movie. Thought why the hell not, it's safe enough. Gave her a peck at the door as I was dropping her off afterwards. She looked a little surprised, but then hit me with this pose, pointed to her forehead, and said "place lips here". I think its some meme reference I'm not getting because I'm unc or something. Anyhow, gladly took her up on it and gave her a few more pecks before she giggled, gave me a hug, and ran inside. My heart is full. Movie was awful, though. Return to Silent Hill? More like... Don't Return to Silent Hill. Because it sucked. Had a few cool shots but that's about it. Just the worst way they could have reinterpreted Silent Hill 2's story. Way worse than Revelations. First Silent Hill movie is actually a secret favourite of mine, though. We were so disappointed that we snuck into the adjacent theater to catch the last 20 minutes of Iron Lung again. Still shocked at how good that movie is.Still, it was time spent with her, so I'm glad I went. Had an urgent voicemail waiting for me at home, though. Job that needs doing yesterday. Going to have to get there tomorrow. Should probably go to sleep. Might stay up a bit later to type up that story I mentioned while the memories are fresh in my mind.
>>83819195>@Convention BroI thought she would have given up on the gym idea by now but she's enjoying it, sure I have her doing nothing but basic cardio and calisthenics and if she does a good job I reward her when we get home but still. I'm most pleasantly surprised.>>83819360It's because we first hooked up at an anime con, if it had happened elsewhere my name would probably something weed related.>>83820194>her big brain and big ass are my life>she is both my sister and my wifeI tried>>8382878050-50 I'd say and she picks and chooses when to be my lover and when to be my little sister according to what's more convenient at the time.>>83833816The Saw franchise has dedicated conventions? I used to think John Kramer/Jigsaw was the coolest guy ever and I had a crush on Amanda>>83834021And since everyone is talking about music:https://youtu.be/4D5hNGWUhrU?si=Sk8XPOYnscIRnVek
>>83834021>poetsis hits you with the JK...Unless?>still thinks she doesn't want morePoet Bruh moment