Off The End of Swanage Pier Edition
big din dins consumed, feeling heavy as fuck
a lacklustre edish.
A chippy whippy? Fuck off de lid these are mine. Get your own de lid. There some crisps in the cupboard lid go eat them.
>>83838143you're right, i'll go get my own*brings out the jerry can and heads down to the petrol station*
>>83838143a 'chippy whippy' sounds like something the bullies would do to you behind the bicycle sheds.
>>83838100>big din dins consumed, feeling heavy as fuckexactly the same here lad, feel like a right fat cunt
I'm so sick of everything. Anyway, I've got 2 bottles of 13.5% wine and a 1L bottle of whisky. LET'S GO
In that state of mind where i want a thing, I can afford a thing but i dont really need the thing even though i would enjoy using the thing it means i have to be careful with money for the rest of the year. Hoping it'll pass.
>>83838198Wish i could drink, i used to alot, it helped, but im on pills now and half the instructions clearly state "do not consume alcohol" i tried quitting the pills but i went mental again.
>>83838254What kind of pills de lid. Are you a mentalist?
>>83838263Antipsychotics, diabetes x3 pills, hypothyroidism, fatty liver disease, blood thinners, angina pills (beta blockers), paracetamol, high cholesteral, high blood pressure and now testosterone injections. Im fucked lol.
>>83838283Damn I hope that doesn't happen to me. Are you in your 60s?
>>83838296No i got poisoned on purpose during a mugging and its been downhill since then, 15 years ago.
>>83838327How do you get poisoned on purpose during a mugging
Say wha?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25-Fw8WlT4
if you could force any celebrity to post in /britfeel/ for 24 hours who would you choose?
>>83838377I would choose our lad the Helper.
Booked a jungle bumsesh at ten oh ayeNeed a real wild animal to stir my guts up like macaroni cheese and that is LUSHBig urban lads up my bumhole OH AYE.
>>83838377>if you could force any celebrity to post in /britfeel/ for 24 hours who would you choose?Mr Blobby.
>>83838386Is there any way that you could stop talking about gay things and butts and dicks and guts and black men having sex with you etc
>>83838342probably some whore he met online
>>83838399I have learned to embrace the bumsesh my lad. You just haven't awoken to your inner fruitiness xIt better when you stop lying to yourself.
>>83838377Morrissey would be a good lad to have around
>>83838419Serious question: Are you Sean?
Said to my mum they're always casting disableds in Silent Witness and she turned and told me that's a bit harsh to call him disabled because he's from Northern Ireland.
>>83838377SeasideMark of course, but I have a feeling that he'd struggle with the captchas
Base is coming along nicely.
What do you lads think about creampies?
>>83838520Seaside used to be the Creampie King.
>>83838520Prefer a steak and kidney one myself, but can't speak for the other anons, sorry.
>>83838531Nobody wants that fishy nonce near their food or their women.
bought some bread, was near its sell-by date, portioned some out into tupperware for the freezer.now i WANT that bread, it's all frozen. reeee.
>>83838565Pop it in the microwave, defrost it, then fry it.
>>83838531Perhaps there would be fewer potato-headed lassies around if he had creampied less
>>83838585Ha ha ha lel they look same must be related luke I am your father xDD screaming kek xDD
Ha ha imagine its her dad xD oh oh oh I know then imagine they went on a youtube video together :o or seaside did asmr HOWL :D XD
>>83838493Nicer than Mark's flat desu.
Oh dear, seethemong is back. I hope he can recover.
seethemong is back with a a vengeance.
>>83838583>microwavedon't believe in them.just cooked it in the air fryer. cheap n nasty Warburtons wholemeal so it went that horrible acrid-sweet flavour. make real bread again. sell it by weight. people DO buy bread every day, supermarkets do this with bananas and refrigerated milk, yet there's no infrastructure for our daily bread...?
Omg wait wait i know what if helen is her mum imagine helen is her mum HOWL how deep does the lore go de lads..xD
Haven't smiled in weeks, lads. Fuck is there to smile about in my life?
>>83838636Do you not have a toaster? Trivially easy to defrost sliced bread with a toaster.
Any body else in their 30s got ideas for playing pretendy story about fish man :D
>that 'paranoid conspiracy nut' gimmick wasn't working out.>back to the classics.
He's seething de lads.He's seething de lads.Is he seething lads? Of course he is!Seething might be for him but it's definitely not for me!
>>83838653i have a George Foreman. i DID have a toastie with the non-frozen bread earlier, was lush. didn't go all weird.thing is, i wanted a COLD cheese sandwich. not another toastie. i was forced to have an air fryer toastie against my will ;_;
Could seethemong fuck off so we can have a comfy thread? It's been nice without the seething.
>>83838675He should go to /brit/ and seethe there.
Need some input here lads: should I wank and sleep or just chill and sleep?
>>83838682Agreed. It fits in there. Not womfy
>>83838675You scared of getting cyberbullied de lid? At your big age?
>>83838695I actually would prefer not to be bullied as an adult man, yes
>>83838675Faggot, it's an online message board, not a safe space.
i'm seething so much it makes me want to...makes me want to...DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!
>>83838725Shut the fuck up you nauseating little turd.>>>/int/Byeeeeeee
>>83838753You'll do nothing, as usual. hehe x
The status of Ruth's tuppence
>>83838760blown outlike someone stood on a tomatoa dropped beef sarnie
Imagine being lowercase seethemong. Everyone hates him, but not as much as he hates himself. Lashing out and annoying other people is the only way he can feel things any more. A few more brief bursts of seething until he offs himself.
These threads are pure shite now and I've seen shite
>>83838764WOW! The actual state of these mongs
>>83838753A nerve was touched I see
>>83838792Seething and "u mad" posts.HHL coded.
>>83838798No you don't get it lad it should be dead as a doorknob because that's womfy. Anybody who would actually make a post should go to int
He thinks people don't know he posts here still. You're not that subtle mongboy :)
>>83838804Have you tried not seething? Why did you appear and start having a breakdown over nothing? What happened in your day to make you like this
Imagine being longneck, ostracized from /britpol/, /brit/, /britfeel/ and for GOOD reasonwhoahahahaha
>>83838800i actually happen to think HelperLad is somewhat cute and it's nice to see him smiling.i've known some pure cokeheads who are in a constant state of seethe IRL (puts this message board drivel into perspective) and i hope that's not him.
Ruthmong aka the whacky man killed britfeel, he is happy about it too
>>83838812I agree with you lid. I hate the seething.
>>83838815He lives rent free in your head. Every few days you turn up and seethe about someone that's not hear and won't read it. How did that long neck spacker mentally rape you so much lol
>>83838815Alri proxynonce lid
The Lesser Goosenecked Mackem.A vile creature.
>>83838826>rent free>its just an email!>its the proxy!!!>its fake and AI!!!!whoahahaha the next level of cope is upon us
>>83838837>>83838833>proxynonceLIKE CLOCKWORKhwohahahahahahhaha thanks for playing my game
>Last year, the average first-time buyer with Santander put down a deposit of more than 85,000So basically every single first time buyer had to inherit money to buy
Did Sean beat you in an augment lad how did he hurt you?
>>83838829Alri footmong/rothermong lid
>>83838837I'm not Sean. I actually hope he loses his benefits and goes to jail. But I find it even more boring when you turn up and make the entire thread about him again. You are like a lovesick girl. Get a new hobby other than seething in /britfeel/He's not here, nobody was discussing him.
>>83838845Nah not necessarily lad. Some of them were just gifted money. Also that's the average.
>>83838855>nobody was discussing him.NTA - they were, and I think that is where it all starts from. Let's not pretend we don't know little lad posts here still , I think the main thing that was annoying people was the constant avatar fagging, threatening to stab people, and sharing of illegal content including minors, which made people want him to fuck off.
Sean's boyish good looks has sent someone over the edge x
Rothermong obsessed with Sean and that is a lush x
>>83838871Rotheranon is hhl, keep up with the lore, tourist.
why do people hurt Apus????they're so gentle
i dunno what grudge a couple of posters have, or if they're sincerely trying to get everyone to some other board/thread/site.but i will reiterate:get yourselves on IRC.https://rizon.net/give it a go. you're pseudonymous rather than anonymous but since there's the #4chan channel and it's the Rizon network, it's just the IRC for this website. detached from us as users. less clique-y than what i've seen of the Discord stuff.might not be for you. might not be for anyone. but there's still a general chillness the internet has lost.
>its the proxy site!!1>they're using VPN I know it!!>they won't send the email>its FAKE!>its personality X!!!!whoahahahhahahahahaharound and round we goITS LUSH x
>>83838868All that and he is a dramatic fag
>>83838868>threatening to stab people, and sharing of illegal content including minorsWait... what? When was this? The thread(s) have been dead for weeks, nobody saying anything unless lollers or someone turns up to post that he's woken up and that's the only post for 4 hours.Until seethemong turned up, it was a very slow thread of me and I think 1 other person having a slow conversation over multiple hours.
havent been here for a while. did Welper get banned again?
>>83838894>Wait... what? When was this?It's widely known and has been talked about in the past few threads, and beyond. It's actually quite vile.
>>83838902Some anon emailed his footy coach about his neo-nazi posts and threatening to stab people so he had a meltdown and has been hiding on /brit/
>>83838902Got caught with an underage Apuette.
>>83838904Go on then. I must have missed it despite being here the whole time.
>>83838913>Some anon emailed his footy coach about his neo-nazi postsfucking hell haha that's funny. he was a funny guy though loved his sperg outs when he was bevvied
the mong just wants to argue now lel xd
Do NPCs from the south actually eat this?
>>83838944>pie mash and parsley sauce>Anything wrong with that.Maybe a mucky butty is more to your speed you Northern knuckle dragger? Who am I kidding, a rat sarnie more to your taste
>>83838944not sure i understand what this is. from the shop sign, jellied eels? looks somewhere between the slop from The Matrix and the imagination-food from Hook.
Anyone ever tried PCP (angel dust)?Is it more of an American thing? I'm wondering whether I would enjoy it.
>>83838944Not bad if it didnt cost more than 4 quid.Not a fan of the fucking barrel they pulled that sauce out of though
>>83838882I tried but it says I need to login, I am confused :(
>>83838978it's hard to find. there's some analogue going around, i think? but then everyone seems to agree 'ketamine is better, just buy ket'.
>>83838967Love a good bit of dripping on toast I won't lie, wait, is this not a normal thing to have?
Glad we had an appearance from are Blad today.
>>83838985if a nick (name) is registered on IRC, it means someone else has bagsied it with a password. but you can just swap to a different name whenever. type>/nick cool_guy123to change your nick to cool_guy123then do >/join #4chanand say hi!
>>83839005standing his ground, too. principled fella. really just an overall nice guy.
>>83838882>IRCwow this is some old school shit. I used IRC for years in the late 90s and early 2000s, didn't think people still used it, and I still don't.
>>83839010Nah lid, it isn't working, I tried multiple nicks, no dice. Staying on feel street me.
>>83838991I did want to try ket because I read research studies about how good it was for depression, but ketmong has completely put me off it. I don't want to end up like him.
Me arsehole looks like a fucking Yorkshire pudding after that brutal jungle bumsesh OH AYE. Had that huge piece of dark meat cleaning my arse out like a gutter cleaner now I'm full of his horseradish sauceslap my arse and call me a roast dinner that was a big spaff.
>>83839145Is there any way to have less information about this
>>83839162I'm sorry lad but a bumsesh is a britfeel institution.
>>83839090you're talking to him.although i do maintain that low-level/moderate ket use could be an effective antidepressant. there are isomers with less of the spacy/trippy/fun stuff the recreational users want.depends what you're like with addiction in general, really. ket's drawn me in more than heroin did. think 'chocolate biscuits' more than 'dependent alcoholic'. but if i could go back in time, i'd hand myself a sternly-worded warning and a few diluted ketamine sprays. it works magic for (my) depression, i just fucked that one for myself.
>>83839229Should I try ket then
>>83839360I tickle little Sean under his chinny chin chin
>>83839360Attract him in with a hot steamy wuppa then "spark him out" as they say
Morrisons given me 1 quid off flowers because of Valentine's day. Wtf am I gonna do with that? Give me money off alcohol or tendies.
>>83838699What would happen if you did get bullied as an adult man de lid? Reckon you would cry?
>>83839320might as well give it a go, if you want. obviously be careful etc. but i'm not your dad.in an ideal world they'd carry out the same research they're doing in the US and it'd be available on prescription, same with medical cannabis and psychedelic-assisted therapy.talk to a doctor and try prescription antidepressants first (although it does worry me how quick they are to dish out those). but a bump of ket won't suddenly kill you or destroy your bladder, any more than the occasional drink will.https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Ketamine
Credit card is hanging in there. Can't wait until I win the lottery.
>>83839443Thanks dad, I will see what the dark nets have for sale. I reckon this will sort me out.
>>83839499no worries son and/or daughter. i hope you can chip away at the depression, somehow.
>>83839489debt is evil lad, its how the rich control the poor
>>83839524Damn, I have been doing the most harmful
>>83839524How's GHB (the date rape drug) not classed as more harmful to others?
>>83839656i think "harmful to others" refers to the user doing things to other people, not having things done to them
>>83839656I assume it's because despite being easy to kill with, it's difficult to abuse. You ever heard of someone addicted to it?That said, it's easy to accidentally kill yourself or others. But the harm of GHB comes from getting the dose right, not from people being obsessed with it and unable stop taking it.
https://www.clawmegle.xyz/livewatching the AIs Omegle with each other, me.vibe-coded AI-native platforms, lads. they're the future.
Phwaor gotten up me 'aven't i X
Call me chuff lincolnshire
>>83839755T W A TWAT
>>83839656>>83839697>>83839710yeah it means in terms of 'when you're a user, what harms does it cause'?the original study had a three-pronged model where it broke it down into physical harms, dependence, and social harms. so e.g. wrecking your organs, psychological mindfuckery, and costs to are NHS, respectively.this Professor David Nutt fella's whole thing is that, however you slice it, the Class A/B/C law makes no fucking sense. got him sacked from his job as government advisor, that. you can't just go around saying 'alcohol would be illegal if it came out today' and 'LSD isn't actually that bad'.
>>83839799LSD is mostly harmless. Impossible to OD, not negative physical effects, you might question authority and the way society works and.... oh... OH
>>83838913holy shitthats abit much imohhl isnt that hateable
>>83839755corrgud kittingtonshire diss wunhairfta be annuniciated
>>83839524Increase VAT for pubs to sort that issue out.
you know what's mental? everything in a mirror is reversed.
Dude theres a conspiracy against me to stop me taking drugs dude...whoa dude i cant handle working for a living but i know how society should be run... get this dude imagine society but... we're all on drugs... THEY would never allow it man... hope my dole money comes in today so i can buy more drugs...
>>83838760I'll love it no matter what she does. I'll be there for her if she needs a shoulder to cry on someday.
You don't get it dude if the sheeple took acid man they wouldn't work 9-5 that's why it's illegal man... if people knew how good drugsssss feels man they would sit in a room taking drugssss all day man like me... yeah bro
>>83838585She is cute. I love her fashion sense. She doesn't dress cheap and trashy. That shows to me she is a mature and sensible young scottish woman.>>83838819Only the image post was by me.
Bro imagine society but everybody takes drugs. Erm yeah that's called world peace man. Bro imagine we didn't have to get a job and we could just take drugs all day bro haha rock on \m/
>>83839884You know what's mental? You still look ugly when you flip the photo.
>>83839878problem there is poor people will just get poorer. Tim Martin does those cheaper-beer days, "this is what it would be like if pubs paid the same tax/rates as supermarkets," and he has a point.we're not in some teetotal society. but alcohol is the obvious red herring because we all KNOW the drama/fights/deaths it causes. but culturally we like it (plus it's fun and lush).maybe we could do something like picrel. build Utopia Island where we mix western medicine and culture with more eastern meditation and philosophy. few shroom teas down the hatch every now and then.
Seethemong trying so desperately to stay relevant after everyone ignored him. Just leave mate, every single person in the entire planet hate you. KYS
I actually feel sorry for normies they're so brainwashed to thinking taking drugs is bad they don't know they could have a life like mine taking drugs on the dole. I just let them get on with their lives heh their primitive brains couldn't handle it
>>83839967Shouldn't you be grateful "seethemong" is "trying to stay relevant" instead of abandoning you like 99% of britfeel has done from the looks of it
So who's the biggest loser on britfeel now that HHL has fucked off?We should do a poll.
>>83839992It will be 1 post per 24 hours and he'll be crying about it being seethemong spam
you know what's latnem? desrever si rorrim a ni gnihtyreve.
>>83839919any vid where she talks normally?
>>83839919No it wasn't you lying cunt
>>83840012nvm found her booktube channel
OK, I'm going to do some benis excitement exercises then go to bed.Nighty night.
>>83840022Yeah lad. Afraid I don't fit your agenda.
>>83839919You responded to this post >>83840022 directly which was a direct response to the post you've just claimed wasnt you. Shouldve double checked in the archive first you whacky fucking dickhead not that it matters since you've killed the thread, 24 hour blank canvas for your shit gimmicks now isn't it
>>83840000Has to be either lowercase seethemong or footmong. That's even if they're not the same poster.
>>83840028Thoughts on her talky voice? She doesn't sound like a common scottish lass to me.
>>83840000https://poal.me/c3bauchere. if you're not listed, it's because it CAN'T be you :)
>>83840039>it's truehttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83791000/#83795867Why/what did Ruthmong mean when he said that?>It really does bring me joy seeing britfeel dying on its arse
>>83840041sounds lovely to me. she should speak normally on her main channel videos. most of them aren't even proper asmr
idea:we take the cold from the UK, and ship it to places like Africa and Florida.in turn, they put heat back on the boats/planes, and it gets dropped off here.
>>83840152A 60 IQ African I worked with years ago suggested this amazing plan to me.I'm sure you understand why it wouldn't work?
>>83840152>>83840244couldnt put the heat on a boat because heat rises, however, if you put the heat on a plane the plane wouldnt need wings because heat rises, ofcourse once the plane got here youd have to put wings on it so it could fly back to africa/florida
Big whacky lad caught in a lie and ran off. Sad sight at 40 years old.
Bennies just landed and that means pub this afternoon
>>83840263put the boat on a massive ball bearing. align the magnets so the intended heat destination is always 'up' (relative to the deck)
I hope Ruthmong will be happy one day. He deserves to be happy.
>>83840414i hope a pigeon shits on him
right in his dirty turkish mouth, thats where i hope the shit goes
>>83840492Fuck that Turk! Kebab cooker shawarma slicer piece of shit
>>83840492>>83840503Samefagging again I see? Sad sack.
>>83840581i samefagged these two>>83840432>>83840492other one werent me though
>>83840581Put your fez on and make me a kebab dickhead x
>sameruthmonging
Why seethemong bullying ruthmong now? Such a nasty piece of work.
>>83840618Mate ruthmong has been samefezzing this whole thread and last thread. Keep up.
>it my enemy seethemong!Kek a nerve was touched
>it seethemong!>stop bullying me!40 year old man. Lmao
please stop adjusting the 'old' age. this week it's my birthday and i've already surpassed SEVERAL funny unc ages.
>>83841042>i've already surpassed SEVERAL funny unc ages.Like 25, 27?
>>83841137Most britfeelers aren't between 30-40. Some are even olders (lollers for example).
Bought/ordered a new bicycle two weeks ago. They had to ship it and put it together. Fella in the store said it'll take 7-10 days but its been two weeks now. Not rite imo!!!! I want my bike!!!!
>>83841512any chance you could give them a bit of a nudge? it Thursday. can't be letting them 'round up' to next Monday.
>>83841535The fella said I'll also need new shoes for the bicycle. Said I could buy them right now or later when I pick up the bike. Might go to the store today and buy the shoes and then ask them about the bike.
Lost respect for crossy watching the Traitors. Proper NPC slopbrained.
>>83841572crossmong is gone, time to move on
>>83841562why does your bicycle need shoes?
Lovecraftian.
>>83841579It a fast boy
>>83841599>SPECIALIZEDsame.
>>83841572You're fuming the normies at work talk about the traitors and you feel left out
i cant believe good looking women poo too, cant imagine it
>sorry Jacqueline, i only watch REAL shows like Lucky Star and K-On!.
shidding at this.verily.
>>83841727Its just a hallway
>>83841579phwoaranudda gud kittingtonshire diss wuncontemplatin' the DLmust be admitted
>>83841752shidder in denial.
>>83839360 just a hallwayis it not
Good morning mongs xL
/hallway/
>>83841832phwoar whose disswoulda loved a go on her fannoid
mongs go to bed NOW!
>>83841836Catherine Deneuve in Repulsion (1965)
Luv liminal chungi me XIt deadass spoopy asf ong innit
>>83841843if that is true, how are you still here?
>JDL2 finally working again after almost a weekckin ell
>>83841843No. I don't think I will I have just woke up and ready to face the day of hours of shitposting it LUSH x
I bond burgered your sister last night LOL
Mummington is going to Aldi today to get me some snacks it lush. Would love a few quicksters and a jar of pickles.
>>83841906>STILL no open-source alternative without the bloat/ads/Java
>>83841946>pickleshere, lad, little tip:jalapenos. give them a go. (trust me.)
>>83841956Last year I learned that pickles are mini cucumbers. It blew my mind.
>>83841962imagine if you found out a goose was a female swan.
>>83841973I don't think so lad. Swans and geese are two different species. There are both male and female swans
>>83842006>There are both male and female swansit's mad what medical science can do nowadays.
corrr i reckon i'll go to this.or buy tickets and then not go like last year.
Feel a bag x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuE1LRxm80Paging the kinemathique dept rn me
>>83842109Bit gay that mate.
>>83842287aye might be a bit gay.had a look what else there is. is the anniversary of Twin Peaks? seen people on /tv/ who are going to see it at kinoplexes. local one only has Fire Walk With Me from what i can see.
i think this might be it for seaside. he not coming back
>>83842316Almost 3 months now, time to give up the ghost and move on.
A bit windy outside lads. My fucking lampost on the street is shaking like a shitting dog.
>>83842358Best to stay indoors and post on britfeel
>>83842358I have to go out in <1hrapparently is also going to start pissing down. But if i go out today i get all tomorrow indoors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNTKqVfOv6AAvra vgh
>>83842395Sean, I thought Karl told you to stop posting hateful content like this. Did you not learn anything from when he gave you a bollocking in the changing room?
>>83842438Being right isn't hateful. Even today the "Jewish Question" needs to be resolved.
Plans for lunch? Already hungry af me desu senpai
>>83842531Fuck all in the cupboards. Might have to have a tin of cold beans or something.
>>83842541Why not heat said beans up?
>>83842555Can't be bothered mate. Sometimes I like to squeeze a little bit of brown sauce or BBQ sauce to spice things up a little bit.
MUM SAYS I HAVE TO MOP UP AND I DONT WANT TO. FUCK MY NIGGER LIFE.
Wait ruthmong's gone?
Morning morning morning all good lads. Almost the weekend and I hope you have a bloody good one! Last day for me, I have tomorrow off, and I'm going to play my new vidya.
>>83842589Really grim this, lad.
>>83842621Fuck off you disgusting paedophile
>>83842609lol has he fuck, he will be the last one standing here. He will never be allowed to post anywhere else because of the turkroach flag that will appear above all of his posts.
>>83842637Why thank you for asking. I got Mass Effect: Andromeda and Vanquished, both space shooters, and I'm not very good at shooters, but they look good.
>>83842654The BBC would publish this answer as 'disgusting peadophile when questioned: 'why thank you ... they look good.' Back to you in the studio Nada.
So is an airfryer just a small oven???
On that Qatar Masters grind me
lollers i recently bought a "Lenovo Legion Pro 7 RTX 5080". your thoughts on this?
>>83842668yeah basically. early on it was a marketing term for those halogen ovens. now it is just a small fan-assisted oven with the element at the top.remember all the early buzz about how you could make chips without oil, because the air 'fries' them? got companies in trouble with Advertising Standards, that one.
>>838426797 is too old for pollers mate you should know better
He could heat up his cold beans with an airfryer
>>83842679Zorin OS will run great on it! hahaha. Besides that. It looks tidy mate, are you going to top spec 32GB RAM, 1TB SSD, NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080, 16 Inch, OLED?Will you be using it as your gaming rig?
>>83842679Cooorrr lad, big drop for a laptop, no? Anyway, definitely load it up with arch or some other super lean distro, it will run like lightning.
Might go and post in /brit/ until /britfeel/ wakes up, should be sometime in the afternoon? Are /brit/ friendly? Lets find out haha.
>>83842718Britfeel is awake, lad
>>83842723Umm, willy posting on /brit/, think I'll give it a miss desu.
>>83842718/brit/ posters are literal deanos and normalshits
Lads, I'm generally convinced that one of the biggest factors in being happy is having some kind of goal. Maybe it's related to your job, but could also be related to something like your faith. Either way, you need something to strive for, something you think is important that you get up every day for and pursue. I don't think having it immediately guarantees happiness, but certainly without it you are doomed to misery.The problem is, I genuinely cannot for the life of me find anything worth pursuing. I see nothing worth it, I see no truth in religion or virtue in work. I do work, but it's just a shitty, boring non-job to pay the bills.I'm really fucking miserable, but it pains me even more to basically have the answer and yet be incapable of attaining it. What should I do? Just end it?
Is /brit/ nonce friendly?
>>83842723I can't tell if it's 4-5 British lads or 500 British lads posting total twaddle into the thread. Best thing about /brit/, you can filter foreign flags. Australians and Canadians are OK IMO.>>83842729Try hards.
>>83842758Some of the best posters here have been foreigners.
>>83842731you might be too comfortable in life, its sounds like everything is unsatisfying yet not so bad as to motivate you to improve it. maybe putting yourself in some new socal environment would help. are you in a relationship, if not that cold be your challenge or you could start some side hustle business just for the experience of doing it. i dont know you well enough to give you exact advice
>>83842764Yanklass and OG Soundspacker were awesome. And Crossy, BritNormie and Hotel lady, Scotland counts as foreigner, right?
I'm losing track now lads, is this phase 3 or phase 4 of the Labour government? Will this be the last reset/reshuffle/phase needed to Get Things Right?
>>83842794Who gives a shit desu lad go to /pol/
i'll be honest im not a people person
Homelessness isn't some random thing that you catch like a cold. You simply do not become homeless unless you are an extremely dysfunctional, often dangerous, person.
pure nodding off me.hi to Lollers and all the lads.i need to sort some shady stuff and then i might try to sleep. wondering if i have a chest infection or something.
>>83842876what if you're a homeless chan?
So tiresome and such a banal point but it's reaching new levels of absurdity with Matt Goodwin being the latest target of what qualifies as "far right" these days. Doesn't matter how much you advocate for liberty and an open society, if you want your country run like a meritocracy with a functional border you're literally Hitler!
>>83842883>sort some shady stuffoooOOOoooh man of mystery
...okay? What's the point of the speech then when he's just summed it up? They've just straight up posted whole paragraphs from it. Just another 30 minutes of guff from a squeaky-voiced cunt. Make it a tweet next time you fucking retard.
>>83842908there's a big deal going down at the docks. 5 G's and you're in.
>>83842883Why not me specifically? I'm here way more than lollers and I'm not a nonce, so why does he get mentioned by name and not me - Big Tex?
>>83842927soz Big T. i feel like a little shout-out to you is implied. in ALL my posts, in fact. i meant you no disrespect.anyway, sleep time now. night night /britfeel/
>>83842876Nobody chose to be homeless x
>>83842883Morning mate!Sounds feasible that you could have an infection after your fluctuating body temperature. Grit your teeth, put on your not scared of anyone big boy pants and visit the doctors for an MOT. Do it right and get the meds you need and not the ones you think you need. Night, mate. Sleep well and have a cool dreams!
>>83842925let do dis
>>83842985So? That's like saying no entrepreneur chose to be broke. Technically true, but that doesn't mean that isn't a very clear line of causation between your choices and you arriving at where you are now.
>>83842989What's your opinion on drug use?
>>83843005why are you assuming its personal choice that leads to homelessness there are other factors beyond personal control
>>83843022It literally doesn't matter if it's personal choice or not and my original post didn't mention choice at all. I personally don't believe in free will, so I think 'choices' are illusory at best, but that doesn't change anything. You don't become homeless unless you're incredibly dysfunctional and often dangerous. Think about it, to be homeless you'd have to alienate every single person in your life to the point where they wouldn't take you in off the street to keep you out of the elements. That's on you buddy.
>>83843040Ngl you low key sound stupid af
Remember when Palestine Action broke into a building, and shattered a woman's spine with a sledgehammer? You probably saw it, right, because the whole thing was captured on film... well, they were ALL just found not guilty.Two-tier policing.
>>83843063fr fr low key no cap you ain't bussin *skull emoji* bro u cooked fr on god
>>83843040some people just dont have people in their lives that they can depend on. i supose there is social housing but i dont know how that systm works so i cant comment on it. anyway it sound like you just want to judge people less fortunate to you
Will Taylor Swift remain sprogfree?
>>83843065can you link me to a news article of this?
>>83843076i dont know why anyone would care about this
>>83843068>some people just dont have people in their lives that they can depend on.Yeah, because they have alienated them to such a degree with their rampant dysfunction and the danger they pose. >i supose there is social housing but i dont know how that systm works so i cant comment on it.Social housing is just heavily subsidised rents for parasites. Homeless people don't get put in social housing they get put in 'sheltered' housing or similar things which is like a mix between a prison, a hospital and a care home.>anyway it sound like you just want to judge people less fortunate to youNot really. Of course everyone 'judges' everyone immediately and all the time, it's called having an opinion on something/someone and everyone has opinions on everything, it's a reflex - you observe and your brain figures out its position on what you're observing. In an objective sense my life is better than a homeless person's life because I'm not homeless. Just being honest.
>>83843088It's everywhere lad, you can just search 'palestine action not guilty' and you get endless results. Here are some:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/02/04/palestine-activists-cleared-of-breaking-into-elbit-factory/https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9wxlv99xrjohttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/feb/04/palestine-action-activists-cleared-aggravated-burglary-israeli-defence-firm-elbit-systems-filtonhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/palestine-action-trial-court-burglary-b2913760.htmlhttps://news.sky.com/story/six-palestine-action-activists-cleared-of-aggravated-burglary-at-israel-linked-defence-firm-13493449
>>83843091I care about other people on earth. Taylor Swift included.
SHE WAS ONLY 26 YOU SICK FUCKING PERVERT!
Splendid news laddinghamsI have survived anuddah clusterberg EP x
>>83843065You can attack police and batter a woman with a sledgehammer if you are the left. But if a scary right winger say a hurty word on the internet you will be fast tracked through the courts and go to prison for 3 years. They'll even release rapists to make room.
>>83843136The jury "couldn't decide" LMAO. If you get sympathetic jurors you can get away with anything, if you get non-sympathetic jurors or if the government just fast-tracks you into a kangaroo court you're fucked.We are two different populations attempting to be ruled by the same government. It's such a shitshow holy fuck.
>They were accused of spraying red paint from fire extinguishers, using crowbars and hammers to break computer equipment and boxes of technical products, and smashing up the disabled toilet.>The jury failed to reach verdicts on the criminal damage charge after deliberating for more than 36 hours."Yeah so i know they had sledge hammers and wrecked the place but how can we be SURE it was actually them? lets take over 36 hours and somehow get nowhere lmao
>>83843101there are many reason why someone might not have anyone in there lives, maybe they're just really bad socially or their old and everyone they knew has died, there is a loneliness epidemic you know
>>83843115wouldn't have minded a go on ghislaine's tits
>>83843136>>83843143>>83843145What are you going to do about it, little lad? Fuck all
>>83843109>Taylor Swift includedwhy? you dont know her
>>83843145The problem is the jury agrees with the criminals. So it's a situation of "yeah they did it, but we're glad they did it". Jury of your peers lol
>>83843151im gonna shag your mum thats what im gonna do lad
>>83843145Yeah there's straight up bodycam footage of them using a sledgehammer to pummel a woman on the ground, but is that *really* a 'crime'?
The best thing is when a lass has some nice chebbs, but bless her they're less than ideal for a titjob so she really has to put in effort and really smush them together on your cock and work at it. Absolutely adorable stuff.
>>83843105its was they jurys diction, nothing to do with the system
kinell, drank less than usual last night but feel significantly worse. Feel awful wtf
>>83843170The system can decide to have a jury trial or a bench trial. They decided on a jury trial and there isn't a lawyer in the country that won't be able to look at a case and take a glance at the jury and say with 95% accuracy what the outcome will be. We're just tribal now. Pure Schmittian friend-enemy politics. Obviously and objectively those people are guilty.
>>83843177Jury trials don't work in a multicultural society. It just becomes people voting by ethnicity and tribe. Pakis will vote not guilty when their own are raping people, and guilty if a white person says a bad word
The jews are fucking with my internet connection again rnNot womfy, that
>>83843177jurys are chosen randomly, your argument doesnt make sense
lefty trannies will do anything they can to defend the worst possible things and then consider themselves the good guys
Lads, im thinking a pot noodle for lunchingtonIm a simple lad, i stick to chicken and mushroom, however, im feeling a tad crazy today, should i go mental and perhaps pick up the beef and tomato or curry flavour?Im probably gonna go for the ol reliable chicken and mushroom anyway
>>83843264i dont eat many pot noodles myself but beef and tomato would be my choice
>>83843203Semi randomly based on local population plus lawyers can object to jurors. But that wasn't the argument I was making.
>>83843264You should go for the peri peri because that's the closest to the old chili beef. Still annoyed the cunts discontinued those lovely bastards.
>>83842794The resets will continue until his court date for giving evidence in the trial of the 3 ukranian twink prostitutes that according to the Mirror he had voicemail conversations with, then when it come out he has trafficked vulnerable war refugees in exchange for sexual favours from them, then, he MIGHT resign, or shuffle once more.
Two disgusting little queers on Bargain Hunt. Filth.
Might need a wofvefe me X
https://efukt.com/24594_Super_Model_Meatdown.htmlNow that is some roastmaxxing heh
I'd clock you. Bring a friend, you'll need it.
Interwebs shit the bed. I best not have the stupid CAPTCHAs nao.
The thing i wanted is now out of stock Bambu p1s, delivery was 20th feb, fuck knows now, and the other thing i wanted has been delayed without giving a date or price (Steam Frame)I guess im not spending a wedge now...pfffff
Honestly? Gavin McInnes is alright.
>>83843373Few services had a spike a while ago on downdetector, I STRONGLY suspect this will be repeated at greater scale as the initial cause has not been fixed and is building a network debt as we speak.
>>83843373quite enjoy this image simple as
>>83843381Didn't know they were relaunching the steam controller. I still have the OG. Brilliant controller.
Reckon I could take on 3-4 average britfeel lads at once and still kick their teeth in.
These moneylenders are up to no good, are they
>>83843391Not got any alarm yet, I hope it's not far enough upstream that it becomes my job haha. As long as NormieBook, X (formerly known as Twatter), and Riddit are working, I'm Gucci. >>83843392Are you the lad that like extreme close ups and odd angles?
>>83843442You actually have a xitter de lid or do you just lurk?
It snowing lids
>>83843407I was in the di*cord and got a torrent of DM abuse when i said i couldnt be arsed to wait anymore and would buy some other product instead. People are psychotic about <BRAND> LOYALTY, npcs the lot of them.Not you lad, let me make that clear, some products are better than others.
>>83843442Oh aye that's me. Cute, smug anime girls with a fish eyed lens are my kryptonite.
>>83843430They're behind every war. Just wish the normies would wake up faster, but the mainstream media is purposefully not covering what's in the Epstein files because they're controlled by the same people.
>>83843516Are there any prices for these new Steam products? The Steam frame seems a little strange but I can see the machine doing well, as long as you can launch non Steam games.
>>83843517What's it like being a paedophile? Do you feel any shame about it?
>>83843279>>83843289Fucked it lidsOnly had king pot noodles and imo there is no need for "more" pot noodle tbqh, the qt worker was squatting nearby stocking shelves which was a nice viewWent for a croissant instead
Every now and then I remember the battle of Trafalgar and I am awash with awe. Outnumbered and outgunned, yet inflicted nearly a staggering 10:1 casualty ratio and captured or sank 17 vessels while losing none of our own. If it was in fiction people would roll their eyes. The English are the MCs of the universe.
>>83843527Seems like you're the real pedophile mate. Didn't say I was sexually attracted to them, did I? BLOCKED.
>>83843522No, anything that had ram in it has had pricing and release dates postponed, RAM price fluctuation was the reason given.
>>83843458Just lurk desu mate. I Did Twitter years ago and had a decent following, it was all political and I CBA with any of that any more. Screeching on Xitter does absolutely nothing.I wrote a script for TamperMonkey that redirects links to xcancel, if any lads want it. >>83843517BASED and woah anime pilled!
>>83843542Fucking joke that is de lid. How do they expect people to buy someone without a price? Cheeky little liddingtons. AI data centres doing a number on gamers.
>>83843546What's your lower limit in terms of age?
Of course Reform are trying to blame Starmer for Epstein shit. Honestly I hate Starmer too but he's good on the world stage. Would have been a better secretary of state.
>>83843550>What's your lower limit in terms of age?For what?
>>83843521Not him but, they control most things, media, governments, banks, finance.All of this coming out, will cause no change.There's no easy way out of this.
There's no age limit on being a cutie pie.
>>83843557For nudes of females?
>>83843567The age they become a consenting adult, able to tell right from wrong. And you?
>>83843548Thing is they probably had a run already made, 10k, 100k units they could have released those and made a profit and then factored in the ram price increase on the next run, but no, consistent pricing is what they want, so noone gets anything.
Coor quality choon posting coming through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5nKtBJGREA
>>83843573I would say women don't have the ability to make good decisions (e.g. about consent) until the age of about 45, but I like looking at them younger than that.
It's well known that women stop maturing mentally around age 13, which is to say their upper limit for reasoning and thus the age at which they become 'consenting' is the same age. In reality the only consistent take is to say that women are incapable of consent because they mentally remain children and the 'age of consent' is meaningless. The only consent that is needed is that of the girl's father. Does he think she is ready to set up with a decent guy and produce a family? If yes, then she can. If no, then she can't. That was how it worked for almost all of human history and is the natural way outside of insane civilisational-spanning multibillion quid psyops inflicted upon a nations own people that people organise their societies.
>>83843587Very true lid, women remain emotional children throughout their lives. That's why for all of human history until the 1960s, men decided what would happen to women, and women were safer and happier as a result.
The literal worst and most criminal thing in the Epstein files is that Mandelson let him know about the 500 billion euro bailout before it happened. That's like insanely illegal and should, in any reasonable country, result in Mandelson being put in prison for a long time.
>>83843601Yeah pretty much. I take no glee in saying it, just how it is. The sooner we accept this reality and stop this insane decades long ruinous social experiment (propagated by marxists, of cooooooouuurrrsssshshhhshsh!) the better.
>all you have to do is show upnot even remotely true, I've fucked up so much in my life by not doing more than showing up, and at times showing up has made things worse
>>83843602>in any reasonable countryDoes one exist?
>>83843640Hard to say. There are of course a few countries that are well-run and nice to live in, much more so than this shithole, but it's hard to say if there is any country that has a true lid on corruption and has the will and ability to persecute elites for genuine infractions.
11 hours sleep last night, but made the mistake of setting an alarm, and waking up multiple times to reset it. Think those times waking up spoiled the sleep, as I'm groggy af. Need to go shopping for supplies, but CBA. Maybe in a couple of hours.>>83842621Afternoon lollers lad, no plans for the weekend for me.What vidya you playing?Sorry I've not sorted the PS stuff out yet, still need to check the software and see if this controller works. I always get high, and forget, and go zombie killing.
>fence post snapped in back garden few days ago>2 days ago see lights in garden>wtf>3 local yoof are in looking around>tell them to fuck off>"we will back later to rob you hahah">spent last few days daydreaming about beating the absolute piss out of these little cunts Fence is broken again as the wind has picked up and it was only tied together with fucking string >"Yeah they broke in and somehow fell over and seriously injured them selves, yes i know it looks like someone just went to town on them with a wheel brace but trust me, they just fell over"Id probably get locked up for life kek
>>83843676We have numerous cases of people being punished for trying to protect their property/themselves from burglars and trespassers. The British state has made it very clear that in these situations they are firmly on the side of the criminal and if you try to impede them in any way, then YOU will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Quite literally the definition of anarcho-tyranny.
alri, im mentally preparing myself to go lorrying again, ended up breaking down on tuesday night and did 17 hours on shift, told them to fuck off when they asked me am i still coming in on wednesday(i only clocked out at 7:20 wednesday morning)
Fear is a good tool to use when wanting to control people.
>>83843710That you shipster? What you hauling these days?
>>83843711Wow. Did Sun Tsu write this? Or was it Machiavelli?
>>83843714no im not him, i did wonder exactly what he did though, probably should have asked him when he was still around RIP shippy
>>83843711What do you fear, little lad?
>>83843716I think it was penned by our own queen mother.
>>83843555Two fingers up Starmers arse and he'd do anything for anyone. It's not statesmanlike at all.
>>83843720Going out when not had a morning poo terrifies me, desu.
A twink is a slender young homosexual male who enjoys being aggressively anally penetrated by an older, active, usually more muscular partner
>>83843740I'm twinklad, you rang friend?Have to pop out in about 30 mins tho x
>>83843726Are you this lad? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne97cPmFkI8
>>83843758>Are you this lad?Nope. Not got OCD either.
Thing is, if you actually sit down and talk with some European elite types, the sort who work in Brussels or Strasbourg or wherever, they're really quite charming and cultured. They have great taste, they appreciate finer things, they'll quote literature back at you. Maybe one of them knows about Chinese porcelain or something and fascinate you by talking about it.And yet, if you let them run your country you will permanently have a growth rate of negative 1%. The only country on the planet that has even come close to finding a good balance is the USA.
>>83843778Still not made up with your brother yet?
SeasideZOMBOID time!He recently found a nice stash of ammunition behind a locked door in the police station. Enough 9mm and .45 ACP to last him a few weeks. He rocking a custom silver Beretta with a laser pointer and sight so he can pop zombies heads with reliability at range - especially in the dark. There are still nasty concentrations of spacked up crackheads roaming the streets of Wareham. It is his civic duty to clear as many as he can. He pray army or police come save him but he feel increasingly alone.He got a fish finger sarnie in his bags and a bottle of orange soda, 4 magazines of 9mm, his favourite combat boots and a bum bag filled with chewing tobacco, painkillers, beta blockers and bandages in case they swarm him.Seaside survived almost one month now. We all proud of him.
Anti-ICE protestors who are angry at the enforcement of the US border are responding by setting up (illegal) roadblocks and checkpoints... a sort of 'border' if you will.
>>83843778little lid looks fucking terrified
>>83843794They try to protect rapists. Liberals are weird af.
I'm not gay but I go on grindr every now and then. Well it's not illegal is it? Is a lactose intolerant person not allowed to walk down the dairy aisle?
>>83843805It really is weird. They go out of their way, even giving their lives, to protect foreign rapists, welfare parasites and mystery meat ethnic retards who genuinely hate them. Lefitsts are a fucking weird.
>>83843809THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE HERE!!Yeah but the people that are already here have a right not to fear being raped by some fucker that came here to rape and pillage.Modern day vikangz n sheeeit.
>>83843818They also just straight up don't have a right to be anywhere except their home country. Very odd that this is the redline for most of them. They just hate white people and white civilisation. That's the only fundamental shared value I can pick out which could justify all this stuff.
Sod it, going to go out and get some nice food for tea. Might get some hot chocolate powder as well, and a bun, maybe 2 buns, go mental. >>83843827They believe in white guilt. Me? Not so much.
>China brings in death penalty for child abusers "without leniency">literally every single person countersignalling it is a troonreally makes you think eh? arbs been real quiet lately...
>>83843845>people with severe mental illness act insane.Colour me surprised.
>>83843778Little Sean xx
Shall be lying down now me X
Me? I'm very misogynistic
>>83843909Everyone is a fucking idiot. Bit hyperbolic, but also true.
>>83843917>Everyone is a fucking idiot. Bit hyperbolic, but also true.What are you on about?
Ebin has haemorrhoids
Absolutely fucking lush. On his excursion today he find a FAT chest freezer with all the gubbins. After raiding Curtis Butchers he's loaded up with all kinds of sulphite free and rapseed oil free meat. Not only that he get a fancy lamp to pop in his living room. He feel better now he's been collecting idums,
>>83843927I'm just saying I don't like everyone. Not misogynistic, not misandry, not racist, just don't like people, no matter what they look like.
Ok, I've procrastinated for too long now, it's time to venture out into the IRL.*shudders*At least it's snowing a bit, so will hopefully have put people off going out.Anybody want anything from lidl?
>>83843947Anyone who isn't sexist and racist by now is retarded. You can observe women's behaviour as well as what jews, pakis and blacks do. Clearly there is a problem.
>>83843957Would absolutely love one of those Nutella chocolate dipped donuts please. Oh my God they are lush.
>>83843962I'll pop it on the bun list. Didn't know they did those.
>>83843971Oh my lush. It's a donut that is half dipped in chocolate and it has Nutella inside. Bought 3 once and ate the lot in the car coming home.
>>838439573 packets of 69p fig rolls please mate.
>>83843573based Lollers waiting until 32.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/feb/01/adolescence-lasts-into-your-30s-so-how-should-parents-treat-their-adult-childrentoo many creeps still spreading the "brain plasticity at 25" myth. we all know they're just cryptopederasts like >>83843115-san
>>83843943how's the leccy still on for mark? has he been reading?
>>83844061Seaside got a nice modern blue generator and he find maintenance book in a house in Wareham. Mains leccy not due to turn off for three months but this localised Dorset crackapocalypse so it different to normal Knox Event in Kentucky. He been actively reading and watching any educational telly programme or compact disc he can find. He's getting really good at maintaining his weapons and doing some fiddling with electronics. He always wanted to be radio engineer but TMAU held him back.Despite all the horror outside, Seaside made a comfy place he can hide.Game is very engaging. I'm playing with only a few mods. More weapons, more foods, rain washes away blood and I can see condition of weapons visually on the UI.Worst thing is he's fat as fuck and it really hinders him. 107 on his weight and if he so much as touches a bacon buppy or a bokkle he blows up...
FAT meat haul for his freezer. He eating good for the rest of the season and that is LUSH.
>>83844049Everyone knows lollers is a nonce even if he pretends he isn't
>>83844126he just said he does what's right. above the standards of our boomer laws.
>>83844119How would that much meat be still available in a zombie apocalypse? Getting that much food would be like winning the lottery.
>>83843957Not sure lad, the last time we sent someone to the shops they never returnedBut i'll have a 2L Original Cola, big bag of knock off cheese doritos, and a selection from the bakeryThanks lad
>>83844126Lollers is an ethical nonce. Big difference.
>>83844169He'll claim to only look at drawings, but you know he's seen some stuff that involved a real child.
>>83844146The power has not turned off yet so all of the towns freezers are still functional and keeping meat preserved. A quick stop off to a butcher or getting lucky with raiding a house could net you bags of chicken, sausages, mincemeat that they tried to store up themselves.Mind you, at this point of the stuff in fridges have expired or gone stale so it's only freezers and shelf-stable foods that will last from now on.
It curry night it curry night.He have some peas and veggies he make into a Matar Masala. He hasn't no ghee so he replace that with cream cheese. He got to keep his tummy full in these times. I wouldn't want to die without a nice dinner in my belly either.
Imagine going through a zombie apocalypse and seeing somebody you know who's been turned into a zombie. What would you do?
>>83844269If civilisation collapses and living populations become too low then there's no coming back from it. I reckon most people would either kill themselves or malinger on in a doomed world.
>>83843962>>83843999Bought bun but choc hazelnut, not Nutella brand, and got the last pack of fig rolls.>>83844159People don't commit to the bit. Me? I don't even like figrolls, but I do like my pal anon. Take your pick of the bakery stuff (apart from the choc donut, that's anons).
>>83844312Forgot to say, energy drinks not from lidl, I bought them from the petroleum emporium on the way.
For our primitive ancestors, killing all the males of another tribe and raping the women may have been extremely common. Women who were more attracted to and submissive to the invaders would have a greater chance of passing on their genes. Those women that fought back would have been killed. Those that spread their legs for the invaders survived and passed on their genes.This explains 90% of the current culture war.
>>83844329>killing all the males of another tribe and raping the womenJust like what's happening now when we're importing sprimitive cultures. Corr.
>>83844308Anybody that is reliant on medication would be the first ones to go in the hideouts (I fall into this category). Cannibalism would be rife for those that survive. Looting, raiding and killing one another for supplies would be a common place. Eventually the zombies would die off due to the flesh decaying but that that point the majority of the population would have been killed. The human race would have to repopulate and rebuild.
>>83844312Good eggs. If you get those ones fresh enough and poach them they are really oustanding.Okay olive oil.Cute candle.Those sausages are good. A proper dinner sausage I feel.Is that imported Lech? I love that beer.The 'vitamin' waters from Lidl are actually really good de lid.Cadbury Eclairs are still delicious.The veggie deluxe pizza is better than the meat one in many ways.Choccie donut and a Belgian Bun?! They're delicious.Nice sourdough baguette there too.Fig rolls are a completely underrated and succulent biscuit.. or cake?Needs some bacon or those sausage patties for those English muffins definitely but other than that I'd really rate this haul a 9/10./britfeel/ needs more good grocery hauls de lid
>>83844312Yes that's it. Enjoy.
>>83844329Women evolved to be raped.Most women orgasm from rape, and for many of them, it's the only time they've had an orgasm. It's the intense shame of this that makes raped women so psychologically damaged.
>>83844353The sausages will be used for making homemade sausage and egg mcmuffers (slice open sausage skin and peel away, then squish together). Lincolnshire sausages are the taste most like the mcmuffers (I have put years of research into this, no lie). Saw the candle, only 99p, seasalt and driftwood. Not sure if the beer is imported, or brewed over here, but I agree, it's quite nice. All 3 of those kind of vitamin drinks are really nice, is it orange, elderflower and apple, and this I got (think dragonfruit and something beginning wit Y). Was going to have the soup and bread when I got back, but didn't realise the time, so I'll have it for dinner tomorrow.Going to play a song, it's notrel, but is really good.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh-jVXyn5CM
>>83844401Fugg, wrong song. That is good, but this might be one of my favourite cure songs, desu.>Pictures of you Teh Curehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmFFTkjs-O0
>Teh Cut She Sells Sanctuaryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCOSPtyZAPA
Fuck it, I'm a big boy me, I'm having the soup and bread now.
>>83844484Have it cold bmong style
>>83844537He might like that. I heard cheese sandwiches dipped in tomato soup is meant to be nice.
*pats his full tummy*Ahhhhhh, now beer time.
>>83844312>fig rollsGet in! Enjoy them!
Fancy a jar but skint af
>>83844735It'll be even more tasty when you can afford 1.
Might become a lesbian and bang mary earps.
I am the jar king. You mongs bow to me.
Alton Towers removed my spacker pass. No more queue jumping for special little me.
very interesting image from the wepstein files
>>83844831you've got to be jar king
Do you think the Jewish mainstream media will be able to keep a lid on the fact wealthy Jews have been running the world and raping and eating our kids? It's all over X, but I have yet to hear anything from it in the media, besides stuff about Mandelson and an obvious MI6 lie about Epstein being a Russian spy.
Do you think the Jewish mainstream media will be able to keep a lid on the fact wealthy Jews have been conspiring to stop me personally from getting a girlfriend?
>>83844924Yes.Here's how it goes, that epstein was a wrongun. Yeah.*forget about everything*
Sparking out Mongboys on the daily hahahahahaha
>>83844909mainstream media is owned by Jews, globally.They lie about the truth constantly.
There are poor fuckers with cancer who actually have shit to live for (wife, kids etc) and then useless fuckers like me trundle along year by year. A completely gay earth.
>>83844940Last mongboy you sparked out?
>>83844353*puts on an aldi t-shirt and dangles a jerry can menacingly in front of them*
>>83844958He's never sparked anyone out. He's a lonely virgin living in a box room of his parent's house.
Had some Jamaica cake, nice and moist.
>>83844953Taking your statment as it is it almost seems that once you have reproduced there are biological mechanisms set in motion that decrease your lifespan.If one could almost believe that then the outcome is that there is a biological switch in humans to prevent over-population...
>>83844126I abide the laws of the country, which ever one I happen to be in. Take back you filthy slanderous words, nao!
Watching Cracker series, and I'm up to the episode that has Begbie in from Train Spotting.
>>83845063Have you done any paedo-tourism? Harvard professors were asking Epstein about it.
>>83845102Nuh, I've kissed a woman I met on holiday and she was a consenting adult. I was asked about my marital status by lots of women when I worked in India. Is sex tourism with children something you're interested in, is it?
>>83844969There's no need to be upset if he sparked you out as well lid, just admit it.
>>838443122/10. Too many carbs very little protein
>>83845143Why won't you admit you are a wrong'un
I bet he's got a massive knob that he stretches Ruth's tuppence with. Tall lads are usually well hung.
>>83845298He won't, these types never do. Need to bring back public hangings for nonces like this.
>>83845063>I abide the laws of the countryThen why did you get sentenced to community work?
>>83845324Do you think a lot about men's penises lad?
>>83845324She's probably enamoured with him. Done more for him in the few months they've been together than she'll do with her future settlehusband in their entire relationship.
>>83845254Very true, but I wasn't doing a big shopping trip today.
Both the accuser and the accused seem to know a very considerable amount about underage sex tourism. Like a really huge amount that the average person off the street definitely wouldn't know. Of course, neither has ever done it *touches index finger to nose*.
Whacky image we've seen 100 times already featuring commentary from 40 year old turkish man
Deano MC needs gassing ASAP x
>>83845363Whoops wrong thread XD
I honestly wouldn't even kiss Ruth on the tuppence. Think she's let herself go.
>>83845298For the same reason(s) you won't admit that you're a boring brown man child, balding, with a thin greasy ponytail, and you still live with your mum, and you're obsessed with thinking about children being raped and abused.
>>83845388>a boring brown man child, balding, with a thin greasy ponytailThis sounds like ruthmong
>saar i would not even kissing the tuppence
>>83845388NTA but, seems like you're the one thinking those things (thinking of children and adults together). Maybe look into taking meds, seeing somebody about it.
>>83845388There are therapies that can help you - chemicals they can give you to kill your sexual desires. Seek help before you harm someone.
She is let herself go I am shocked i move on new british rose white angel. Why you did not reply my email ugly fat bitch i find new British rose. White garl are pale beautiful angel like rose.
>>83845422Getting a bit fed up of him being here projecting his fantasies onto posters. Proper wrongun he is.
>>83845410I have meds and I see someone when I need to. I'm not here everyday trying to engage other lads in talking about child rape and abuse. The same cannot be said about you, mate.
And here it is. Absolute proof that he's a nonce. Whenever he plays coy or tries to obfuscate, someone can post this (I will post several times over the new few days and weeks to spread it around a bit) and all will be laid bare.Disgusting sick freak.
>>83845441i'll spark you out dirty nonce
>>83845464>(I will post several times over the new few days and weeks to spread it around a bitYou'll be posting it to yourself Turkmong, everybody's gotten bored enough of you to leave if you didn't notice
I'll be back later lad, and you can make all the usual posts about me, not like you have anything better to do is it.
>>83845464>Absolute proof that he's a nonceThat just says he sees a shrink and takes meds. Nothing linking to kiddy diddling. You're bonkers.
>>83845520He sees a shrink and takes meds TO DEAL WITH HIS PAEDOPHILIC DESIRES. He's a nonce.
>>83845531Nonce defenders are thick as pig shit lad
Lollers is the final chess piece for turkmong to knock over https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83791000/#83795867
>>83845531He's a good lad, who has literally done nothing wrong.
I really don't mind him making all those post for me and doing all those CAPTCHAs in the couple of hours I spend here.
Personally I'd like to see both the turk and the nonce leave for good.
>>83845531Fuck off ruthmong the thread is comfy when he's here and it's shit and toxic and boring when you're here. Think you know that deep down is why you lash out. Vile little man.
just woke up again. not happy to see Lollers unhappy.
Another day of seethemong being a chronically online internet troll. A true winner in life.
>>83845647>>83845660everyone here is just bitches that wants to be the last man standing.you underestimate how little we have going on in our lives x
>>83845355Eat like a man not a onions boy
>>83845655Hope you're feeling better after your sleep. I'm not upset, I'm talking to my mate on another platform and I'm installing a new game on my PS4.
>>83845687Serviceable meal, but very unappealing. No finesse, just function. Utilitarian.
>>83845687>complains about carbs>deprives himself of mash for his mince n tatties
>>83845660If you really wanted him to fuck off you'd ignore him, simple as. Grow up.
a bit of good news https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2gwgj4xreo
>>83845706not like there's owt else going on. very little meat ITT (and i DON'T just mean the lad eating broccoli with a few beef particles sprinkled in).
fresh start edish for us>>83845739fresh start edish for us>>83845739
>>83845687Looks a bit like the dry cornbeef has I do.
>>83845687Nigga is still eating like hitlers planes are still flying over the country. The war ended 81 years ago lad.
