fresh start edish
Gonna order me self a kebab soon, salad or not, that is the question.
another disappointing edish.
>>83845785Next one will be a castle edish, ok?
She's a doctor but claims to have ADHD. How the fuck did you manage to get a medical degree then ya silly bint?
>>83845785Sharnt be posting further in this thread. See you in the next one
>>83845792No spaz pass anymore for herhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2gwgj4xreo
>>83845788cheers me lad.
Total crypto destruction
>>83845799Still got my blue badge and bus pass. Alton Towers can get fucked.
>>83845821Imagine being arbroathy right now, he must be seriously contemplating suicide rn
>>83845821arbs NOT happy right now kek
>>83845842>bus passYou can get those for ADHD?
I wish I was british very badly
>>83845821what's going on? saw some lads chatting about this in #4chan on irc.rizon.net:6697
>>83845821I think I'll buy at around 38,000
me, trying new things. health scare has put my life into perspective.>>83845853why?
>>83845853Alri ruthmong lid
oh aye, >>83845700what game are you playing lad?i also kindly ask that you RETRACT>you're a boring brown man child, balding, with a thin greasy ponytail, and you still live with your mumas an insult. some of us are greasy and it doesn't make us any less of a human bean
>>83845842Alton Towers has been shite for years now anyway. A few seasons ago they brought in a load of tacky travelling funfair rides rented from pikey showmen and tried to pass them off as new rides. Proper premium theme park experience that.
>>83845875actually lol'd, well done.
Might go on the shrooms tomorrow
>>83845799I wonder if seasideMARK would still qualify with his fish odour syndrome. He's probably too fat to go on the rides anyway though.
>>83845792>How the fuck did you manage to get a medical degree then ya silly bint?Prescription stimulants like all the other doctors
>>83845947The person on the train said it smelled like fish and chips, which makes sense since they were coming from Weymouth on a sunny day where people tend to buy and eat and bring with them big batches of fish and chips. Mark is lying and always has been.
>>83845919Flamingo Land > Alton Towers.
>>83845996Too bad the DWP doesn't recognise TMAU as a disability. Mark is on benefits because of depression, anxiety and fake self harming.
>>83846021What are you on benefits for?
>>83846021Yeah really is a joke how easy it is to get bennies.
>>83846029Agoraphobia. I didn't ask to be born.
brave patriot donald mackrel EXPOSES vinted (must watch!)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKtcjpjH6P8
Low key worried about arbs
>>83846063corrr nice one lad, same. little tip: zopiclones. i've been outside three times in January, (not sure i managed that any month of 2025)
>>83846063Nobody asked to be born though
>>83846029You seem a bit passive aggressive little lad, have I upset you in anyway?
>>83846079nee bugger got her added on anything?not to stereotype, but all transgender people live on Discord.
>>83846079What do you think is going through his mind right now?
>>83846099Regret, shame, anger
>>83846094https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-47154287>Indian man to sue parents for giving birth to him>A 27-year-old Indian man plans to sue his parents for giving birth to him without his consent.
>>83846099i bet he's thinking about that time karl bummed him in the changing rooms it LUSH x
got a couple of ingrowing (maybe?) hairs inside my right nostril.i've been plucking at them for days now. to the point my tweezers have started to irritate my skin (and i do keep cleaning them). not womfy. not womfy at all.
>>83846132Chika has ingrown hair on his arse
You lads hear about that Chinese guy in Australia who got denied an extension to his visa so he through hot coffee in a baby's face, maiming it for life (it was a white baby and an associate of the Chinese man later said he frequently expressed how much he hated white people) and then the Australian authorities didn't release a description of the attacker and as a result he was able to flee the country and now is free in China and some Australian people protested outside the Chinese embassy and one of the protestors got arrested for calling the attempted baby murderer a bad name and got convicted and the judge lectured him about racist name calling.Crazy how the Australian government is fine to let foreign attempted baby murderers flee the country to avoid being called racist and then will arrest and convict their own citizens for being angry about it.
Little sean loved it when Karl gave him a good bumming in the summer of 2022
>>83846132I love ingrown hairs, or rather I love gently teasing them out with tweezers and pulling the hair out by the root. Extremely satisfying.
>>83845996She whispered "I smell fish". The lad she was with asked "what?" and she replied with "it smells like fish and chips here" to try and make it sound more polite.
lowkey worried about Chika
whats the verdict on veg crisps lads?
>>83846182But she couldn't possibly have known that Mark has (fake) TMAU, so it wouldn't have been on her mind to try and sound more polite. This is pure cope. She said it smells like fish and chips because... people were eating fish and chips. Mark does not have TMAU.
>>83846151that sounds horribly grim and even if there's some racism shit going on, you have to be pretty warped to do that to a baby.doesn't need the extra /pol/ nonsense imo.
>>83846182When Mark heard that he was genuinely shocked because the lie that he had been telling everyone for the past 26 years actually came true for one brief second. He's one of these depression and anxiety mongs that are killing the welfare state and once reform get in they will stop it completely, imagine trying to get a job in your mid 50s with next to no work history.
>>83846189i've had some root vegetable ones and maybe some beetroot ones. just remember they were like crisps that faintly tasted of dried veg. another 'healthy alternative' that's actually just 'less unhealthy' (than crisps? whoa).for me it's those tricolour pastas where they toss in a bit of carrot and spinach extract, but then use WHITE pasta. reee.
Lads, it's time I quit, I've tried this before but it's fucking horrific. Wooze hard but I wouldn't be STARTING my day with it. It's gonna be an addiction free 2026 for me oh aye. I'm having 6 of those Euroshopper 250ml cans a day. It's not good lads. I don't want my heart to explode when I turn 30.
>>83846214But it's not nonsense, every word of that is true. The official reason given for not releasing the suspect's details/identity was to "avoid racist optics". The Australian government, functionally, prefers to arrest its own citizens over saying mean words about attempted baby murderers, rather than put in real effort to try and catch the attempted baby murderer.In fact, China seems far more engaged in trying to bring the man to justice - they've sent over a bunch of officers to try and piece together his identity so he can be arrested.
Milo going from edgy right-liberal personality to cringe faggot to cringe redeemed faggot to insanely based turbonuker of everyone has been a wild ride and it's great where he's ended up. Straight up destroying everyone around him and loving it. If he actually comes through with his latest claim about Nick he'll cement himself in history and rightfully so.
>>83846241best of luck O'Bro!i've been on them Monster Ultras and yeah they're more jittery than pleasant or useful. gave up coffee a few times in my 20s. after the first week: it does go from 'i NEED my morning coffee' to feeling more long-term awake/alert than ever.
>>83846214Weird gimp always doing apologetics for rapists, murderers, deformers of babies. It was a specifically targeted anti-white attack. It is 100% relevant. Why should that NOT be mentioned.>nooo that's /pol/ nonsense! That's your gut response here? That's what pops out for you? Just ignore that part so the root cause is ignored and it can happen over and over again. As long as it doesn't upset your liberal sensibilities that's the important bit not the babies. Evil little cunt you are. Banality of evil in action.
Think Starmer will resign over this shite? I dunno, I doubt it personally, he obviously isn't concerned with popularity otherwise he would've resigned already. Only danger is from his own party trying to oust him but he seems to have a loyal enough close circle around him to shield him from this stuff.
>>83846338If the police reports find out that he knew about it all before hiring him in 2025 he's toast. If not he will ride it out until the next disaster of his premiership.
>>83846263>>83846317if that's a fair QRD then yeah the police shouldn't judge a case by anything other than the perpetrator's actions.
>>83846301I know the wooze brainfog relief felt pretty good but I was a bit shaky (not anywhere near "the shakes" but trying to cut veg or carry things around at work I'd slip a lot with the knife and couldn't go as fast. I know it cleared up after a while. I don't want to start a "good" job bringing cans into the office.
I masturbate to women's thinspo
>>83846413I'm addicted to PAWGs. I literally crave them. I can appreciate thinspo and gymbabes, but goddamn a PAWG just sitting there looking her best, showing off her assets is the closest thing to angels on Earth that I have ever seen.
>>83846378Aka you've got the same lobotomised Guardian liberal mentality that caused the police to ignore grooming gangs in the 2000s. But like 20 years out of date. Thanks for your input.
>>83846431yeah all nice and well but they cronem only
Top of the morning to ya lads, I'm Podraig Bateman, have you heard of O'malley and the news? Cracking group of lads, and their second album was absolutely grand.
>>83846338Starmer has been put there to do a job, he'll be there as long as the actual ruling class want him to be there. I don't actually think he had much choice in appointing Mandelson, he's clearly someone with very deep links to the people who actually run the world and for that reason seems to end up in positions of power by default in every Labour govt despite a long record of scandals.>>83846357He obviously knew. I remember reading about Mandelson house sitting for Epstein when he was in prison years ago.
When it's a nonwhite it's systemic targeted oppression that needs worldwide protests when it's a white victim it's /pol/ to even mention it. Wow it's still the year 2004 and it's me and my all-white schoolmates against the BNP grrr dont mention race grrrr!!
>>83846446Thankfully nobody takes them seriously anymore. They have to go on about Jews to even get a crumb of clout in the attention economy today.
>>83846413jungle pussy for me
>>83846462>When it's a nonwhite it's systemic targeted oppression that needs worldwide protests when it's a white victim it's /pol/ to even mention it. Wow it's still the year 2004 and it's me and my all-white schoolmates against the BNP grrr dont mention race grrrr!!Yep. Whites bad, everyone else has ancestors that whites were mean to, so everything is still the fault of the whites. By whites, they mean white men, white women were obviously forced to go along with it, because they couldn't vote or something.
>>83846476Are you the lad on outer r9k that posts those black lady fantasy universe edited pics threads by any chance?
>>83846486no but i'll keep an eye out for them
So I see your baby has been scarred for life by a man who specifically wanted to harm a white person. Have you considered that it's very important we DON'T mention that part? Incase it umm resurrects nick Griffin or something? That's what really matters here if you think about it.
>>83846476Gross. Bestiality.
>>83846029undiagnosed mental disorder lid, well, that's what it was when they signed me off ;)It's actually been diagnosed as schizoaffective disorder since then, long term bennies for me my lid
Watching John Wick 2. You can tell they were having a ton of fun with it. Jumping the shark but in an authentic we-really-didn't-think-the-first-would-be-that-popular-so-now-we-have-carte-blanche kind of way.
anyone have any tricks on opening a tin when the ringpull has snapped off? tin opener is piercing the lid but not turning.willing to sacrifice a bread knife if i have to.
>>83846653deffo a knife lad, but use a short-ish one so its manoeuvrable, stab where the tin opener would cut around and just make your way round with it
>>83846653Like this lad, but obviously be careful.
>>83846642sounds fun, might have to watch this.i watched the first one a few years ago. i think a lot of the 'finally, an ORIGINAL idea!' praise set my expectations too high tbqh. i'd just watched a couple of John Woo films and the entire time i was thinking '...i've seen this before.'they even named the fucking character 'John Woo'.
>>83846668>>83846673i have a spare santoku knife like that, which ISN'T part of my knife block. but is it worth risking one handy extra knife, just for one tin of chilli con carne? ;__;going to stab a few more holes in with the tin opener and see if i can pry it open with a bread knife. if that fails, it's santoku time.
>>83846546So I see your daughter was murdered in broad daylight by a black man who was heard immediately afterwards saying quote I got that white bitch unquote. Have you considered race doesn't matter and he was having a bad day or he was depressed or it's because of racism (against black people) or something?
So disgusted by this thing in Australia. All because of that stupid fucking baby a Chinese man could be microaggressed against for his race. Why are white people like this.
UPDATE: pinged it open from the ringpull hole. it actually pulled out quite smoothly. risked my fingers pulling it open from the jagged underside, but sometimes life is about taking chances x
Dossers sitting in a box room in their mummy's council house pissing and shitting their Spiderman boxers in utter terror at the thought of going outside because they think a marauding non-white person is going to brutally stab them to death in broad daylight whilst screaming "FUCK WHITEY"
>>83846756Too risky for me de lid, cannot approve of this course of action, though I am happy you opened it. Separately though it's way too late for dinner, especially something which is harsh on the gut like chilli con carne.
>>83846756good job lid
>>83846768Haha yeah. Anyway, do you remember when this exact thing was livestreamed on facebook?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Chicago_torture_incident
>>83846768What do you mean lad? That NEVER happens.
>>83846769this is effectively my breakfast, maybe dinner.>>83846780thanks man. sometimes life is all about little wins x
Ketmong and Bmong jumping for joy at this
Isn't it an amazing coincidence that whenever a non-white has a 'random menol elf episode' they always seem to only ever target white people. Really strange.
>>83846786>>83846801>>83846819I've met many non-white people and none of them have tried to murder me, or even expressed thoughts about doing so. You need to go outside, get a job and a more realistic perspective of the world.
>>83846829Of course you have and so have all of us, and none of us have ever claimed otherwise or that all non-whites are murderers because that's obviously and demonstrably not true. Why do you have to make up things we don't say to be able to offer any kind of retort? Odd, no?
miss Chikamiss Crossladmiss Yanklassmiss HHL
>>83846850I'm two of those people kek x
>>83846864in a way, i think we all are.
>>83846850I am all of those posters lad what's up?
>>83846873you're a fucking liar.
>>83846819you seem to know a lot about what other people think and feel lad. whats your occupation?
>>83846850Well... I am three of them.
What a tedious little mong
>>83846850I don't miss any x
>I have met black people who didn't kill me. They aren't ALL like that>Why yes of course white people(tm) are responsible for slavery and colonialism. They are also racist and don't season dey food.
damn i need to give Snatcher a play one of these days.any consensus on what the best version is? sounds like one of those cases where each release is better in some way, worse in another. not unlike Blade Runner.
>>83846850Those were the days, my friendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8l1Gw_7JfI
>>83846063Are you one of those hoarders that live surrounded by empty bottles and takeaway trays?
>>83846673>>83846653Careful lads, not quite the same but you might end up cutting yourself
>>83846849>>83846909What the fuck is your point supposed to be? That they're just pretending to be mentally ill?
>>83846850Those are all DVDmong characters
>>83846850This time last year they were all here every day, as well as Shippy, and seasideMark was uploafing every day. That was just a normal day. Life is fucking short. x
>>83846927pls spoiler this SICKENING GORE
>>83846927Kek did you steal that bottle of rum?
The captcha has genocided britfeel
no more joy.no more fun.no more seasons in the sun.
>>83846886I'm an accountant, you?
Feel street is more comfy these days x
>>83846976mad how some dev keeps tweaking it but only on desktop. have checked on fresh mobile browser/IP and it's easy as piss, even sets a 'no verification required' cookie after a few successes.i'd get it if there was spam getting through or something, but there isn't. i know the cynical answer is 'it's to sell 4chan Passes' but then what about phoneposters? all you're doing is ENCOURAGING them.
>>83846969Sorry lad, after a lot of effort I had to post the victory pic.>>83846971Would be funny if I did, but I did pay for it. Just forgot to ask for the security seal to be removed. Although nothing happened so I could have stole it quite easily.
>>83847028Best yet to come lad, just think how womfy it will be when it's you alone here replying to yourself. Proper womfy that.
>>83846673Not like that. I've done it similar, but using the tip and hitting the handle.
Moids obsession with their dick size is one of the most off-putting things about them and it betrays their inner malice. You can tell them point blank and honestly that there is a sweet spot for dick sizes and anything above say 7.5 inches actively hurts during sex and they will STILL be desperate for a gigadick, because the truth is, deep down, they want to hurt you during sex. All moids have the rapist instinct in them and it's barely hidden.
>>83847028you are culling good, honest lads in the name of hegemony.it like when you Scroll of Genocide all the wasps in NetHack, and it takes the ants down with them ;_;
>>83847064Wish I had a corkscrew duck dick
>>83847064This personality LARP again?
Starmer and Savile
Any State of Decay 2 lids in? Fucking love that game. Best zombie game ever IMO and they supported it for so long with free updates.
>>83847064Plap plap plap get stretched get stretched get stretched Hehe, dumb foid
>>83847103wrong tab, lad?
I'm thinking it's close to bedtime. Quite tired, and decided I'll not make the same mistake as last night. No alarm for me.
>>83847150corrr i envy you lad. too nippy to be sat up on the computer all night (but that won't stop me)
They should send the nonce hunters round Peter Mandelson's house, they'd deal with him
>>83847196wouldn't mind being exposed to the predator on the left, tbqh.
>>83847196the scandal isnt that he's a nonce its that he gave insider info to Epstein and also that he was mates with a known nonce
>>83847173I'd usually be up a couple more hours.Wear double hoodies, that's what I do. Nice and toasty.
>>83847255>Wear double hoodiesnot a bad idea. dunno why i'm sat here in a T-shirt when my hoodie is RIGHT THERE(i am pointing at my other chair)(it's out of arm's reach sadly)
>>83847274>(it's out of arm's reach sadly)Have you tried testing whether you have the power of telekinesis?
Comfy on feel street as comfy as can be x
>>83847289yeah, i do. unfortunately, it only works out to arm's-length range. a bit shit, really.
>>83847289>telekinesisdid he have a castle?
>>83847364Love that show lid
well i SAY chair. it's more of a ladder, really. that guests can sit on.not a crime to have guests, is it? it's bad enough i'll have to explain this 2 litre carton of milk if the DWP come around in the next three days.
>>83847348Try it with your legs. People always think it's only the arms that can do it.>>83847364That was a great show.
The Helper Regime has raised the Red Flag above Mischief Mansion de lads. The country's going to WAR.
>>83847429Is that paedo palace?
>>83847372have you ever watched the original? the actual obstacle course stuff is only half the show. the rest is (bad) Japanese comedy skits, with this whole storyline going on.sometimes dubs > subs.
>>83847429heard they're stopping lads from entering under an ADHD/Anxiety Disability Pass. it not rite.
Just seen a Scud missile fly over me house.
>it's a 'Sabrina gets sexually assaulted' episode
>>83847486Lucky that, they missed you.
>>83847508Why would they target me? I'm an ally of HelperLad.
>>83847519Dunno lad, you could follow the trail of smoke back to the people that fired it, and question them about it.
last time this rapist lad showed up, he said some pretty horrendous things about m*rties.you can argue a kiss isn't rape, but us Sabrina savants can decipher all the complex metaphors x
seanlad shitting kevlads spunk out in the spacker toilets oh aye it lush xx
Corrrrr! Spaffed to Zoey Nixon today. Forgot how nice her tits, pussy and arsehole were to be honest. Really lush for a thinner lass.
>>83847620ffs now ive gotta have a spaffington...
>my bf isn't jealous enough that i was sexually assaulted>think i'll head to The Other Realm and fug Chad
Just finished a 4.5 hour wank sesh. My foreskin is red raw
like a witch in heat.
>it's a 'woman in sports' episodemagical doping, or magical sex change? place your bets!
Stayed up a bit later than expected, so off to bed now.>>83847945Magical doping. Sex changes hadn't been invented back then.
welp lads i did iti relapsed my 4chan addictionbeen away for a while for reasons and i should probably get off this site but the tin of coke i just finished and the mental problems i have are saying nowonder if keir stalin will actually ban 4chan
>>83847966>Magical doping. corrr you called it. third or fourth substance issue Sabrina has had by this point.>Sex changes hadn't been invented back then.there was a rule 63 episode back in the original series. more of a lark in the 90s though.hope you sleep well.
Phwaor gotten up again 'aven't i XVerily yes
>Anuddah feckin train chase dreamingtonPhwaor innit
Forgot about this little bet, not much, but a wins a win.>>83848012I remember watching the OG series back in the day (don't remember specific details of stuff).
we all conquering our addictions in life x
>>83848013T W A TWAT W A T
SABRINA NO
Ruth's twat
that's enough Sabrinaposting from me.it Friday night (sort of). what are yous watchan, playan, eatan, suppan, etc?
lushingtons xxxx
think i'll make a hot choccy. got some mint extract in if i can find the bugger.
Epstein was a Fortnite player
>>83848189Pic unrelated, that's Sean's account. Wrong screenshot.
>>83848189He was into speed garage music as well
Cheekyarse middul of the night shaveington if that's alright w/you de lids
corrjust repudiated an injunction on the brekkibergpropa good dissfinkin' may hafta to impudiate a pooberg breddy sharpish
this is like when they recovered Osama Bin Laden's hard drive, and he had a bunch of anime on there. bloke was sat around in his cave watching Naruto fansubs.
>>83848242Wouldn't you tho?
We didn't vote for Dr Peter Gammons for Mayor of London and are now living with the consequences. #Gammons4London
>beaten up after a bumseshit's over
>>83848301You probably have AIDS too from when you had sex with a black man.
>>83848327That's the downside of the jungle bumsesh. Majority of black people have HIV. I just raw dog it cause I'm already pozmaxxed oh aye x
>>83848343That is grim lad. Very grim.
>>83848343You're not me.I'm not a bugchaserJust a bumsesh lover.
>>83848354A man's anus is not for the entering of another man's penis, but for the exiting of faecal matter.
>>83845792Turkish women are masters at playing the emotional woe is me game.
>transport: oi lorryanon, want to get ran around like a cunt today?>me: not really>transport: tough shitpretty much how today went desu
>>83848819thank u for ur service ;_;7
>>83848881thanks lad but i didnt get into driving for the appreciation, i got into it for the skirt
Watching this british rose asmrtist on yt with her full bearded muslim boyfriend is too much. She doesn't even look 24. I'm fuming to be honest.
24yo british rose probably love bombed by him to be honest. I doubt white lads would be that persistent with dating someone that looks younger than her age.
Probably best not to link the youtube video because it is depression fuel. A girl would rather than a muslim than me.
thinking somewhat about ordering more early morning food shopping off one of the apps.don't want it to be that bloke again, he was too friendly. you know when someone is TOO friendly, and you're a bit of a dick? but i'm also running out of time to shower and get fresh. don't want to run downstairs when the sun is up and the neighbours are heading out for work (again, dick).
I hate being up at 4 am and feeling sad, lonely. I'm a loser and there's nothing to fix my shit life. Just work some shit job and date old single mum hag if I'm lucky. How fucking grim.
>>83848968>>83848976Post a linky wink de lid
>>83849096I better not. It will be suicide fuel for you.
>>83849096The sad thing is I can tell she has been love bombed by the muslim. They all want as young as they can get. White lads don't approach girls like that.
my body bruisedmy bottom batteredbe careful who you meet online lads
>>83849334we tried to warn you about those fictional bumsex sessions, lad.
fuck it, half a zolpidem, going to go to the supermarche for when it opens at 7:00.at least if i pass out when i'm outdoors, some fine citizen will call an ambulance.
i swear to god if some cashier asks for my ID when i buy energy drinks or paracetamol i'lli'll
Batty Boys Bumsesh Beatdown.
Britfeel meet-up but it's a bumsesh
What did that little lad mean before when I would be jumping for joy over some terrorist attack or some mass raping event (I know nothing of it unfortunately, sorry) I fully condemn what happened and do not support it in anyway shape or form. The court system in the UK is completely fucked and often sides with the perpetrators on crimes that involve refugees and immigrants. If it was up to me I would deport the criminal immediately and have him serve a life sentence in the country that he came from, in a hole in the ground in some shithole country.
>>83849451Literally all of those are true, except the 18yos checking you out
Quick shower before I have to do the other thing
>>83849451This is what I imagine Lollers looks like but with blonde hair
SeasideZOMBOID time!Crackheads all over the fucking place. A big horde of the have wondered into Wareham hunting for discarded cigarettes, spare change and flesh. Deeply worried about running out of ammo at this point, he kiting them back but for every few he drops another three take their place.
Morning morning morning all good lads. Happy Friday shout out to my fellow wagies, I hope you have an easy day! No werk for me today, vidya and snacks all day for me hahaha.
>>83849919He's not as fat as me, has more hair on his head and his glasses aren't as thick as mine. And oh boy what I'd give to have skin as nice as his.
Gonna start a BRAND NU Sims 3 game without money, without a house. Just live in an empty lot and work my way up the chainberg. It's gonna be lush.
>>83850067It's just like real life. For every troll he batted away, three more popped up. We all know how it ended.. it not looking good for you pal.
spilled the coffee, can this day get any worse
>>83850126As long as you spilled that coffee while above ground it's a great day
>>83850110cor, sounds good lad. i did try that 'legacy challenge' in either 3 or 4, the one where you start out skint in an empty lot. got bored of it though.make sure you apply the memory patch and FPS limiter and whatever else. imagine if they developed a big budget game to run on lassies' laptops that ran game logic and updated each frame at 60 frames per second, but redundantly rendered the SAME frames at over 9,000 frames per second. how foolish such a thing would be.
coffee above ground is called beans.nothing wrong with spilling the beans occasionally x
>>83850160Cheers lad I'll be dumpster diving into the NRAAS mods before I start, no doubt.
>>83846653You should purchase a brabantia can opener, had one 15 years works as good as day 1. And also a glass cutter 8 quid from amazon. Or be cheeky lad and go to the local paki shop and tell them there was no ring on the tin and scream you want a replacement or youll report them to the police for chatting up the 13yr old schoolgirls in the morning
>>83850190>NRAAScorrr that takes me back.just be careful with the Woohoo one it allows for some SICK AND TWISTED possibilities.
>>83850197>You should purchase a brabantia can opener, had one 15 years works as good as daythanks for the rec, lad. see those in TK Maxx and it's a BRAND brand with something to prove.my mistake is repeatedly buying these for 50p. they DO just work fine, at first. but god knows how many i've been through over my adult life.
Attempt number 42 of making that jump on Nier on the PS4 and failing. But I made the jump on the PS3, same game. I don't understand.
25 years old. Wonder how many more free holidays the government charities will give to autistic women. Where's my fucking support network and free holidays?
Imagine vlogging your cringe life on youtube. Sad! Grow up. Stick her in a warehouse to work like many autistic men have to.
>>83850264you can do it Lollers ladwhatever it is you're trying to dome, couldn't get the game to run well on my potato PCbut whatever this jump is, do you reckon it'll take ANOTHER 42 attempts? of course not. you go and knuckle down, kick its arse by attempt #83 (tops)
>>83850233We all go through the 50p can opener phase for years upon years lad. Time to splurge and get into BIFL (Buy it for life) ing, save money in the long run.As much as we all think "it doesn't matter, hopefully i'll be dead this year so i'll go for the cheapest and spend the rest on freddos" it rarely happens that way.
>>83850277>Where's my fucking support network and free holidays?Your parents let you live in their house for free, you don't have to worry about anything, your whole life is a holiday. You're in an extremely fortunate position. Get a grip, lad.
Bento box on the cards for lunch
>>83850321Well staying at home doing nothing is no holiday. There is no help for me. I'm too far gone now so eventually I'll be a very big burden for the state.
>>83850294Thank you mate, I know I'll get it eventually and it's down to timing. Jump to double jump and dash. I completed Nier automata so I want to complete this one NieR replicant. Chika say it was a bit fucky with lots of grinding and he wasn't wrong.Are you playing anything today, mate?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySbqkjdLslY
>>83850342You choose to stay at home though, nobody is forcing you to
I never got to fuck and experience love with a female in her prime. Now it's too late. Just old menopausal women I'm meant to date. How do you cope with this feel?
>>83850115It ended up looking good for Seaside in the end. He finally make it to the pub. He's been so upset his bokkle sources have run dry but now he's found the mother load. Widers on tap.He really need to lose some weight. He's very obese from all the late night meat feasts.
>>83850379When were you in your prime?
trump posted a video of the obamas as monkeyslmaooo
AAA TOO FUCKING CLOSE There's crackheads and twolls all over the place. Whole pub is swarming. One of the rotten-toothed bastards would've taken a chunk out of him if Seaside didn't see him coming. Popped a cap in him. It's time to run if more mongs arrive.
>>83850419Lol epic stuff xD
>>83850405Never and now it's too late to enjoy life. I'll never experience the best sex.
>>83850185made me chuckle this did corrr ya wee sneak
>>83850436>and now it's too lateits not
>>83850434The fisherman's hat and safety vest are cracking me up lad. Brilliant OC.
>>83848734And you should know, being Turkish yourself.
>>83850346>Chika say it was a bit fucky with lots of grinding and he wasn't wrong.>Chika;__; RIPbut yeah from what i played it was a full-on RPG (but that new style of Final Fantasy where it's all action-y). didn't expect that. running around picking up potions and gear to upgrade other gear. my problem was there are TOO MANY CONTROLS fucking hell when did games get like that?!!>Are you playing anything today, mate?was thinking about playing that Little Witch in the Woods. gave the demo a go, looked like it was in Early Access Hell for ages, now it's just out? corrr.or i could go back to Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. forgot what i was doing if i'm being honest.orrrr i could just sleep. been up since yesterday afternoon, might give that electric blanket a try.>>83850436don't forget that your eyesight, teeth, and spine have already been in the best condition they'll ever be. at least you stand a good chance of getting a robot wife in your lifetime!
>>83850455Once I saw the hi-vis vest on a zomboid I knew he had to have it.That chainlink fence was an absolute godsend, he was able to kill most of them through that.Now he get to enjoy a cheeky cigarillo inside the pub (It the nineties, his golden era)It's barely OC but it's fun; something different to read perhaps.
Corrrrr! Got them Jet Li 4Ks secured. Heard Fist of Legend is really good and Bodyguard from Beijing has Christy Chung who was a cutie. Oh aye!
>>83850419absolutely based. he can't stop winning. liberal resigned!
got that electro blankleberg preheating.chest problem = lungs? nice hot polyester might clear that out.heart? got a dodgy Chinese electronic on my chest as an emergency defibrillator.we winning, we comfy x
Just want a vagina to ejaculate into. Is that really too much to ask?
im shattered. middle age has done me in and i dont know if i can do another 30 years of this
>>83850634Move to SEA
>>83850623Vaginas are only accessible to tall, neurotypical, handsome lads these days I'm afraid.
>>83850646>neurotypical:(some people find autists charming in their own way.
This is my life 16 hours of 4chan every day. Just fucking end me
>>83850640if you're implying what i think you're implying no. i have no sex drive anymore and beside I'd hate the heat and food
>>83850659what are you hiding in your files?i thought all that steganography stuff was for nonces?
>>83850646He kind of has a long neck like HHL
I've started watching gynecological porn videos. Apparently I really get off watching pussies get examined close up with speculums.
>>83850675Let me guess you rarely exercise and only eat ultra processed slop
its been raining constantly for the past 6 fucking weeks
>>83850692gyms are temples to narcissism and all british food is processed
>>83850689This is the type of lad who complains he'll never get sex.
>>83850634I'm 32 now and I think I've seen enough of this shithole. Sadly I still have something of a survival instinct and I know topping myself would upset my mother, so I'm stuck here I guess. Would be nice if I could get some sort of terminal illness and die a natural death with prior warning for those around me, but it's always those who actually have stuff to live for who get those sorts of illnesses at a young age.
>>83850095You sound hideous mate
>>83850682His trapezius muscles are well developed though. Lad clearly has good genetics.
>>83850689Same lad, I love seeing inside a fanny. I just want a young woman to examine in person and she just lies there while I autistically inspect her insides.
>>83850740>topping myself would upset my mother,i know this feelpersonally i think im destined to be the old bike alkie, did you ever have one of those around you growing up? just some old constantly pissed old man on his bike going from shop to shop buying cheap cider? ours was called frank
>>83850756I love seeing the slick wet insides and the cervix as well as all the internal folds and the way they move. Makes me hard as a rock.
>>83850212We got that Sims 3 installedWe got that latest versionWe got that FPS limit set in NvidiaWe got a ton of modsIt's so fucking lush it's almost criminal
>>83850771You got that job as well, lid?
>>83850764>always see a mountain of old special brew cans along road >they always get lifted but always returned >one day the stop appearing >Find out the old alkie used to sit behind the wall necking cans >he got too unwell to neck cans anymore>last i saw he was ripping around in a mobility scooter but that was at least 2 years ago
>>83850777I got that wfh job and I nearly got that weekend as well just doing a bit of prep work over lunch my leeed
>>83850781More of a Tennants Super man, me.
>>83850781god its like looking into my future and its awful
our alkies growing up were always friendly. 'characters'. i clocked today that i'm going the way where you see someone just a bit loopy, that wild spark in their eyes. it's definitely happened to family members and a few friends' parents, where one day they just seem a bit less...there, but ultimately harmless.
>>83850781for us it used to be the bus station, there would be a group of 4 or 5 they would be playing music and making a tit of themselves joking about and dancing all of them were in their middle age or older
I wish I could stop drinking. But I don't think I'll ever be able to until after I've won the lottery.The stress from wageslaving drives me to the bottle without fail.We had a woman come to give everyone in the company a presentation about resilience, and it was all a load of horse shit about eating healthily and not drinking too much and sharing your feelings with other people, and that way you'll be able to cope when things are difficult at work.
proposing to wops at the lugard road lookout
Getting too old to fantasize about prime tuppence. Started getting into the hags.
HUGE ginger chebs
>>83850890How old de lid? I'm 40 but still love that fresh teenage tuppence
>>83850873>sharing your feelings with other peoplepeak woman advice, try this as a man and at best you'll be laughed at, at worse it will destroy your reputation.alcohol and work go hand in hand, in the past booze was part of your pay sailors would get rum field workers cider and factory workers beer and you could work dunk aswell
>>83850917Yeah it's like having a female therapist. They simply cannot understand what it's like for men
>>83850873She's right about eating healthy and limiting alcohol (sleep is important too), but thats not directly related to resilience. Eating well makes you feel better overall, which makes your day run more smoothly and less stress. Sharing feelings is bollocks unless you're a woman who are programmed on muh feelings>>83850917 they died early and were disease ridden.
>>8384804011 hour sleep, feel better than yesterday, I think not setting an alarm helped.
>>83850917>>83850959we know alcohol is bad more than ever (even the "wine is good for you" myth is dying off). but damn, being slightly buzzed throughout the day WOULD make life much more pleasant.can't blame people for doing that when it was more normalised. we're all so miserable now.
>>83850959>>83851001The fact modern life and working conditions are shit won't change. Some people drink to cope. Some people take drugs. Some take antidepressants that turn them into emotionless robots.The root problem is still there - work is fucking shit and unrewarding and we have a broken society.
>>83851001They say now that no alcohol is ok for us, before it was 1 glass red ok or Guinness. Think the latter might have been a marketing scam>>83851014I get why people drink, a cope, but it makes your situation worse instead of addressing the root problem. On top of that alcohol can create its own health issues adding to the problems you already have. Catch22
>>83851014Not him but, everything is about money to these greedy fucks running the world (capitalists). Putting a monetary value on everything, is the real issue.People think UBI will save us, but I ask, where does the money for it come from, who will fund it? People think the businesses will, but will they be so eager to give away a massive chunk of their profit? It's more likely that people will have to suffer immensely before these companies get forced to "help".
>>83851022Well aware drinking is bad for me lol. Why do people say that as if it's a revelation or will make an alcoholic say "oh I no idea guess I'll stop drinking then"
>>83850894nothing wrong with huge ginger chebs imo
>>83851051It because they all miss the point and dont understand that alcohol is a depressant and is making your shit situation even worse - its actively counterproductive substance to take and that's ignoring "drinking is bad for health" which is a different topic
>>83851069No, everyone fucking knows this. It's dumb shit like telling someone to be themselves or a depressed person to "look on the bright side".
>>83850894phwoar makes me miss titlod
>>8385089410/10 nipple placement for two bouncing babies, one on each arm.
>>83851078I think you you're more of a pussy to turn to drink to cope and hardship is feature of life not a bug.
>>83851084NTA but, hello miss titlod.
>>83851078They dont understand that a part of you that you valued has been destroyed by someone else. Being yourself isn't an option as you're no longer whole.However people can move on when they consider it like an injury that has to be lived with, adaptation to being a new "youself" can start.Been through it myself.
>>83851032/britfeel/ gets mad when i put my socialist hat on, but there are goods and services that are cheap/free at the point of access. you could skip the UBI/money middleman altogether.we are all walking around on roads and breathing air, maaan. but also even under privatisation, we don't have to worry about water the same way as hotter countries. pay a flat rate for your water, get free tap water in a restaurant, etc.don't we have an excess of farmed food? lord knows we waste a ton of it. whatever your beliefs, all this shit needs a reshuffle.
not in favour of UBI desu, would be like being on the dole but worse
>Dossers desperately clinging to the idea of UBIlmao shut the fuck up you lazy mongs and go suffer like everyone else
>>83851150It will never happen but if it does I'm quitting my job immediately and dossing until the end of my days.
theyd make UBI payments so low that you coundlt really do anything with the money anyway
imo we should ban vapes and go back to smoking real ciggies and rollies like a real fucking country
>>83851183>imo we should ban vapes and go back to smoking real ciggies and rollies like a real fucking country100% agree lad, i miss me marlboro reds
>>83851183hear hear. i grew up in a house full of smokers. it not right there are whole generations who won't have to suffer as i did.
>>83851142The whole world needs a reshuffle, stop with this can only do things one way. All systems have good and bad in them, so what's stopping us doing things differently? What's with the tism approach of only doing things a certain way? NO, can only be either capitalism communism or socialism, NO OTHER WAY REEEEE. Let's try a bit of fusionism, take the good from each system, and make another.
This. >>83851178If I were the government, I would want you to work so I could tax both your UBI and your job income. Double tax for me. >>83851159
If I wanted to rape a child, there is nobody I could call - no family members or friends - who if I said "hey got a 12 year old here bring everyone round to rape her" they would come round and join in.So how come Pakis in dozens of towns across England all did exactly that? They apparently just think it's acceptable and have no issue with it?
>>83851235They just can ok lad?its the way the world works now
id like a paki gf desu(not a 12 year old one) just for the brown nipples, never seen brown nipples IRL before
>>83851235>They apparently just think it's acceptable and have no issue with it?Similar to marrying, fucking, then having children with blood relatives. Weird how it's illegal, yet there is a massive group of people that do it. Almost like they are treated as though they are above the law. Or is it that they have their own laws, and don't have to do what everyone else does. Weird isn't it.
>>83851235Degenerates + they hate us. The sooner every white person in the UK realises that the sooner we can remove them from our land.
>>83851235This really is the killshot for the rape gang shit imo. If I ever did anything to a child every single person in my life would shun me, call for my arrest/imprisonment/death and never speak to me again. My family would disown me. My friends would never want anything to do with me.And yet, these "communities" knowingly harboured these child rapists for DECADES and NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON EVER SAID ANYTHING. When some of the rapists who got caught a while back got released, they were just... accepted back with no questions, still have their families, friends, contacts, businesses etc.
>>83851253Prefer pink nipples meself. Brown is a disgusting colour. Brown fanny is especially gross
>>83851235Looking for tips, Lollers?
>>83851266It's even worse. The wives and sisters and mothers of the child rapists came out saying the victims deserve it and their family member should be released from prison. Insane.They have total tribal loyalty which means these areas where we've been ethnically cleansed from are now criminal dens that are unpoliceable.
>>83851278Yep, it's 100% total ethnic tribal loyalty over rule of law/morality etc. This is the definition of being culturally incompatible. It doesn't matter if they're literally raping children, to their "communities" they are friend and anyone attacking them for any reason is the enemy, so they circle the wagons and instinctively protect them from consequences.
>>83851290im just glad we didn't let millions of them in for the past 10+ years... oh wait
I have a loan/advance from UC, can i just top it up to the max again for any reason, I just want to buy some lego.
Been planned for years, and here we are, plan's going well for some.https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdf
>>83851314Why not? Not like they're ever gonna get a penny back from you lmao.
Life's tough when you don't have a Billy Bookcase from IKEA. Corrr, this isn't even half my collection. Imagine when I die and my family has to bin all this. It lush.
>>83851321You've watched maybe, what, six or seven of those? Pathetic.
>>83851321There is simply no way you've ever sat down on a Friday night and though 'let me stick 'Zombi Holocaust' on, that'll be a good watch'.
>>83851332Actually watched that as soon as I got it mate. Decent flick not necessarily my favourite Italian zombie film.>>83851329Watched 100s mate, I watch a film or two every day because I'm a jobless loser. Inbetween AI goon seshes and nipplegasms.
>>83851321You got sex lives of the potato men? That's breddy funnny.
>>83851337In that case I'm happy for you lad. You've found something you enjoy doing to wither away our finite time in this pointless life.
>>83851339Seen that on DVD when I was in HMV before Christmas. My brother had it when I was younger. Remember it being a bit blue.
>>83851314i signed off around 4+ years ago and i still to this day get letters telling me i cant get anymore loans and the big scary debt collectors are gonna show up or im going to court They sent me a letter telling me the loan is fully repaid then just started sending letters demanding more money , never tells me how much or from when, just pay up now or go to court They can go fuck them selves tbqfh
>>83851345Yes, quite blue. It's hilarious (IMO).
>he hasn't seen zombi holocaustlmao
>>83851350Lend us 400 for some Lego mate?
>>83851351I am a fan of Johnny Vegas, particularly his old standup and Ideal. People don't realise his entire existence is a character. He's like Andy Kaufman.
>>83851352Is that the cannibal holocaust sequel?
>>83851358Similar ideas, remote island, zombies/cannibalism etc. Not as good as Cannibal Holocaust IMO and definitely not as good as Zombi 2.
>>83851355no can do lid sorry, i need it for motorcycle parts and drooogs
>>83851370oh well, fairs fair.
>>83851370You been out on the hawg lid? Weather's been shit. Theres an old biker guy in my area who has one of these big wide hawgs.
>>83851383nah lad its been too miserable tbqh, waiting for a dry day to clean up the chain (its rusted up from sitting)Dragged the hawg into the tiny shed so it least its out of that shitty weather for a while
Waiting for the dreaded phone call from Halfords telling me whether they just need an arm and a leg or if they need to shag me unlubed up the shitter as well before signing off my MOT cert.
Our government is so fucking embarrassing. Just useless cunts. Illegals just allowed in and never deported, never denied appeals, defacto permanent residents and all funded by taxpayers who provide pro bono lawyers to them, just because they tuned up on our shores and claimed they're an Eritrean homosexual 15 year old.Meanwhile the Trump admin has just overnight changed the rules from 30 days to make a free appeal to 10 days, an upfront cost of a thousand dollars, no legal aid and the default position will be denial unless a supermajority of board of appeals committee members think there's some kind of exceptional merit in their case.You can just do things.
this electric blanket is so comfy ohmydays
>>83851321corr some kino eureka wong kong titles there lad
>>83851409ive long stopped caring about any of this ladNo amount of pissing and moaning on the internet is going to solve precisely fuck all Its very clear at this point they are doing this no matter what They dont give a single fuck about the state of the country or the high prices, just keep filling the place with browns, its gonna work out eventually kek
>>83851409>Just useless cunts.For us. For some other people, they're very useful and doing the job as intended.
Apu watching telly,Inspired by the Curling gameCurls one out himself
I went through a phase of watching movies where a girl is abducted and held in a basement or underground bunker and raped.
>>83851594Nice lil poem lad, well done.
>>83851409>Meanwhile the Trump admin has just overnight changed the rules from 30 days to make a free appeal to 10 days, an upfront cost of a thousand dollars, no legal aid and the default position will be denial unless a supermajority of board of appeals committee members think there's some kind of exceptional merit in their case.And he's just given a massive amnesty to illegal farm workers and is flooding the country with H1B jeets.
>>83851601That is incredibly grim lad
>>83851686No it's not. It's just fictional entertainment.What's grim is the lad who has jungle bumseshes with strange men
>>83851601are you also the thinspo lad?
>>83851733Yes what's wrong with that? You are gonna tell me that liking thin ladies is grim as well?
>>83851718>No it's notYou must have a really really grim mind to be saying that lad. Just as bad as the jungle bumsesh IMHO
>>83851682>And he's just given a massive amnesty to illegal farm workers and is flooding the country with H1B jeets.But this just isn't true. There is no amnesty for farm workers, nowhere says there is and nowhere is reporting as such. The admin has said time and again that they are not going to give amnesty and they haven't been doing so. As for the H1Bs, yeah it's not good but Trump is being hamstrung by RINOs in congress because he can't unilaterally change the cap for H1Bs, so instead he introduced a 100,000 USD application price which is guaranteed to improve the quality of the people coming in and reduce the overall number. Could you imagine if our government introduced at fucking 75k GBP price for 'skilled worker' visas? It would be like fucking armageddon from the shitlibs lmao. Trump isn't perfect, but goddamn he's actually doing stuff. I can't stand the terminal blackpilling from useless losers online.
>>83851773Watching something on a television in which nobody IRL gets hurt is just as bad as having a large black man with AIDS brutalise your anus?
>>83851792Yes and you won't change my mind about it either lad
>>83851740it is a bit grim, yeah.but it's a strange internet.
>>83851805Stop saying everything is grim. It's not grim to like attractive young females who aren't overweight.
>>83851601I Spit on Your Grave 2 is a good shout for that. Some pretty gruesome scenes when she gets revenge in the sewers. Has the lid from Doc Martin as the rapist which always makes me laugh.
for me it's wanking to lassies outfit posts on reddit
>>83851928lol Martin Clunes? Can't imagine him in a non-comedic role
>>83851973No not Martin Clunes the young fella who has the obese dad from Rome. My logic is sound.
Royal Mail are taking the piss I'm getting like two big wacks of letters per month. What the fucks going on?
>>83852013They are just chucking ours in the front door of the building, 30 flats worth, credit cards, birthday card, medical record, bank statements free for anyone to walk in and take the lot.Couple of us complained and after two weeks the wrote back that they were sorry, this is not protocol and it will no longer happen.We'll see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6XQA6HjBTwScousers are all just neets arent they. Crammed on a Friday afternoon
>>83852087>Crammed on a Friday afternoonAnd you'recrammedin yourboxroom 24/7 litle shutin spasticlad
>>83852095t. projecting monglad
>>83852087grim littlegobshite sat hunchedover infrontofyourscreenalldayactingthe cunt onlinebecause you're anonymouslmao
>>83851601Any good ones? Preferably with a bad ending for the girl
>>83852028Literally just received a stack of about 20 letters and a parcel that was handed to them over two weeks ago. Of course, they left the parcel in the soaking rain despite there being a shelter. Kinnell.
oh he's absolutely SEETHING
It's not the patriarchy that did it, it's not misogyny, it's the fault of turd wave feminazism (as the irish say). We're not equal. There are massive differences. Women can do things that men can't do, men can do things that women can't do. There's nothing wrong with admitting that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_HApmGofeAWon't it be fun when everyone finds out that the people behind a lot of these (some would say bad) revolutions, womens rights, sexual revolution, feminazism, gender questioning, were in fact do joosish. Of course now, I'm just a conspiritard, a schizo that needs to take his meds.Until then*tips his tinfoil fedora*M'lady.
>>83852125boxroom dollymong will NOT like this post
>>83852114They rarely have bad endings, most of these films fall under the rape and revenge genre. The brutal rape in the first half is really only justified of there's some sort of catharsis in the second. Revenge (2017) is a pretty decent film. I really like Last House on the Left (2009) as well.
>>83852116I think "quiet quitting" has reached the postal service m8
>>83852130Do you think I should delet it so he doesn't have a melty? he's quite sensitive and prone to meltdowns over the smallest things.
>>83852137Saw a South Korean movie that bucked this trend. There's one film where a serial killer looks up a girl for an entire movie, bitch escapes, and then he finds her in the most infuriating way and kills her afterwards. An absolute "fuck you" to the audience, but I liked it
>>83852145He spends all day here melting down anyway and projecting his boxroom status onto anons, keep it up, it gives him some purpose
>>83852125Dont say "jooish" the name of the group responsible should not be babfied, they are JEWS.They have brought the world to it's knees, on purpose and should be made outcasts outside of Israel. (Again)
do your fucking part and get down to the pub tonight, you worthless dossers xx
>>83852158They are canaanites, if we're doing it properly, their tribe made a deal with the devil back in the day (I say that as I do not know the exact time). It's not all jews I don't think, yet most jews are proud zionists, so in a way they're not to be trusted.Do joos is just a moniker for the groups doing all this. That have been doing this for generations.
>>83852175Sitting in a pub with a bunch of lonely old alcoholics talking about Keir and the NHS. No thanks love.
>>83852175I wouldn't be a good dosser if I went out and did stuff.
>>83852180There are no "good" Jews.We've learned this, to our detriment. Law and justice is not blind as far as any jew is concerned, they will always skew both to members of their in-group.Remember, it's all Jews.
Phwoar gotten back just now me X
>>83852114>Preferably with a bad ending for the girlMegan Is Missing.Not the greatest, it's found footage and news reports, but the only one I can think of that doesn't have a good ending.
>>83852257Fuck off cunt. Stupid dick head
>>83852276Pretend time of the month, lass?
Forgot to do my "good morning mongs" routine. Gutted.
>>83852299You need to look into a mirror, and say "I'm the mongboy now", 14 times, then you will be ok.
'Member when the jews killed the director of this movie after WW2 for having exposed Epstein-style satanic freemason shabbos goy ritual abuse'Member when they did the same to Julius Streicher (Purim feast of 1946)'Member when they also whacked Kubrick for doing the same in Eyes Wide ShutPepperidge Farm 'membersSkitzochads were right about EVERYTHING
DVDlad needs to get on the billy grind like me and that retro ghetto lad. Those plastic shelves look like they will collapse at any given moment.
sparking my cock out on the daily, spaffingtons are LUSH x
>>83852334I spent all yesterday and most of today just thinking about fannies
>>83852313The first one is on youtube, going to watch it tonight.
>>83852323They are heavy duty garage shelves designed for power tools. There's zero chance of then collapsing.
>>83852356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930o2ODJUsY
>Hitler was right about almost everything - KubrickThat Hitler fella might have been onto something, methinks
>>83852538Hitler might have made mistakes. But no one is perfect. You aren't either.
The more I hear about this Hitler feller the more I like him
I'm sure the highly secretive cabal killing directors for exposing them and worshipping Lucifer as their 'god' has nothing to hide lolThose crazy conspiracy theorists hyuck hyuck *ingests soi milk and watches his wife get bred by black bvll*
>>83852175I would desu but my locals are all bear pits. There is one that's actually nice and a bit more middle class but it's a much further walk and the weather sucks. Tldr: staying home and watching lotr
These whacky conspiracy theorists with their georgia guidestones population reduction theories lol
ok serious question when is the last time one of you guys wen tto the dentist
>>83852594About a decade ago.
>>83852594 November and that was the first time in about 10 years. 1 filling was all I needed. Going back next week to get a mouth guard moulded for nights to stop me grinding my teeth.
>>83852594I'm a wageslave. I go to the dentist every 6 months for a check up and hygienist, all fully paid for by my work health insurance.My teeth are in fantastic condition.
God i hate jews
I am a dentist. You won't believe me but it's true. I shitpost between patients when the nurse isn't looking.
>>83852677Leave people's teeth alone. You dentist piece of shit
Why are (((they))) so ontologically evil brosWhat drives such reckless kikery
>>83852711For me it's the biggest argument towards religion, and there being something else going on here. I can't believe that one small group of people can be so evil for 6000+ years, basically acting as the enemies of all humanity, and it's just a coincidence or accident of evolution.
fucking everything made out of synthetic fucking bullshit poisoning us with their cheap toxic shite
>>83852720All a simulation in a digital world. It's how they're programmed.
>>83852739Maybe. I wonder if finally defeating them is the exit condition to leave the simulation.
Done me wollocksberg in for today 'aven't iX
I like jews because they created porn and I love porn. Corrrrrr! Jayden James big bouncing melons for me de liiiiiiiiids!
THIS IS THE SELF PRESERVATION SOCIETY THIS IS THE SELF PRESERVATION SOCIETY
Gabbie Carter's post pregnancy pepperoni nipples oh they lush!
My back is starting to hurt. Too much sitting at a desk I think.
>>83852796sounds like it's cancer mate better get your last rites xx
>>83852796You gotta have a cheeky bum sesh. Pain on your arse will distract you. x
>>83852817I don't want anything going in my anus right now. But I wouldn't mind anally penetrating a beautiful woman
>>83852826You say that but once that cock, or could be a woman's fist, is in your arse you'll cum buckets de lid. Get a girl to stick her big toe up your starfish. x
>>83852848That sounds grim as fuck delad. I don't want a toe anywhere near my bumhole
>>83852864Don't knock it till you've tried it mate. Big lubed toe up your arse will sort your back right out mate. x
I have two crowns, my new dentist put fillings in them. She's very posh and wealthy. My parents were rich and paid for my crowns, im poor and smelly.She's on the list.
>>83852876My dentist is a petite chinese lass who gives me a stiffy when she speaks in broken engrish.
Woah need to stopgaming for tea and a controllerrechargedon'tI. What ya playing What ya watchingWhat ya listeningtoWhat ya eating What ya drinking
>>83852897I had a mega hot dentist once. She was so nice, and I would get a semi when she had her delicate little hands in my mouth, then I would go home and masturbate while thinking about her.Unfortunately she moved to Australia.
I deserve to be mongboy'd after that last post. Do me!
>>83852920stfu you gross paedo
>>83852908Corrrrrr! That's hot. For me I want to slide my head inside a pussy.
>>83852926Or you'll do what?Thought so, spastic.
>>83852946based kon loddyyyy
>>83852933Wouldn't you suffocate?
Had my first bumsesh today after my curiousity got the better of me. Gave myself a colonic a few hours before and another before I hooked up.Don't know why I ever knocked it. Came buckets. Lots of lube, very smooth and very hot.Never thought I'd say it.... but it was LUSH oh aye....
>>83852905listening brave new world by iron maidengonna watch once upon a time in chinaeatin a Chicago town loaded wizza
>>83852905Not playing anything (CBA mate)Watching shite on youtube but going to get high and then watch linkrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMAoajTBBNkListening to muh tinnitus now I paused the crap on youtube to get the linkJust stuffed muh face with subway slop, the mega breakfast subway and waffle chipsDrinking a lidl vitamin drink, dragonfruit and yuzu flavour.Forgot what game you said you had, but must be good if you've been at it all day and forgot about food.Was it mass effect?
>>83852974I have a feeling that Blad is behind these posts and I hope it's true. They tickle me. OH AYE! x
B-Lads Bloated Bariatric Batty Being Bummed by a Bulbous Bell End.
>>83852974You know we can tell you are the same lad that constantly posts that he's just had a bumsesh. You aren't gonna convince anyone to join your depravity.
>>83853008Kinnell calm down Dr. Seuss.
arse like chewed b-b-bubblegum
I was watching some heterosexual DP porn - one guy in her pussy, the other in her arse. It was LUSH.And then the man pulls out of her anus and walks over to the other guy, who then starts sucking him off.I was so disgusted. Wtf? I suddenly realised how gay it was. Boner killed. Why the fuck would they do that
>>83853117He was tasting her pussy juice lad the cock is like a spoon. Not gay.
>>83853124Hmm I hadn't thought of it like that. But... it does still seem a bit gay to suck a cock. I could understand it if a woman sucked his cock and then spit in the guy's mouth, that would be fine.
>>83853133Listen lid she probably ate another mans cum and that ended up in her rectum with your cock so that's a bit gay too right?
Once upon a time there was a WarehamWhere we used to have a rave or twoRemember how we laughed away the hoursThink of all the hard grafting we would do?Those were the days, my ladWe wanted bokkles badWe'd finance and idum check every dayWe'd live our life for free For you but not for me.For we were LUSH and sure to have our wayLa-la-la-da-da-daLa-la-la-da-da-daDa-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-daThen the nasty trolls went rushing for usWe lost our top rate PIP along on the wayIf by chance I'd see you down in WarehamWe'd smile at one another and we'd sayThose were the days, my ladWe wanted bokkles badWe'd finance and idum check every dayWe'd live our life for free For you but not for me.For we were LUSH and sure to have our wayLa-la-la-da-da-daLa-la-la-da-da-daDa-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-daJust tonight I stood in Sandford lane.Nothing seemed the way it used to beIn the glass I saw a sad reflectionWas that lonely laddy really me?Those were the days, my ladWe wanted bokkles badWe'd finance and idum check every dayWe'd live our life for free For you but not for me.For we were LUSH and sure to have our wayLa-la-la-da-da-daLa-la-la-da-da-daDa-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-daThrough the lane, there came familiar laughterYou smelt of fish and heard you call my nameOh, my friend, we're older but no wiserFor in our hearts, Seaside will always be the sameThose were the days, my ladWe wanted bokkles badWe'd finance and idum check every dayWe'd live our life for free For you but not for me.For we were LUSH and sure to have our wayLa-la-la-da-da-daLa-la-la-da-da-daDa-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
>>83853163That's not how it works. Anything she eats gets digested and turned into poo.
my body is a machine that turns cum into poo
Reckon il be asleep by 9.30Gunna play nioh 3 in the morning.
I wonder if Seaside had bumseshes back when he was gay in the 90's.
>>83853288Sad that he died but at least he's with his dad
>1 inch when flaccid 4 inches when hardmaking me depressed a bit lately to be quite honest with you
>>83852996Not me lol. Not interested in writing gay erotica! Sorry!
Waking up at 7pm is grim. Time to turn on the vidya machine and get myself a dr pepper I guess.
Don't tell the Apus but the red squirrels are on their last fucking legs.
Fudge packing as a sport
>>83852996It's dvdmong
>>83853570It's isn't a sport its a craft, i can bumsesh in a street or in a bath, need a big willard to split my booty in half x.
Why is she with him...she doesn't even look 24. He just happens to be a muslim too.
>>83853625She convert.She join UmmahShe adhere to the Deen.Inshallah she shall recite the Shahada.And that is LUSMillah x
>>83853288100% he was like fleece johnson back in the day
>>83853646Haha what a fucking mug white lads are. Only get mcdonalds me. Everywhere else is run by browns. Never use food delivery services either.
Honestly what is it with york lasses liking muslims over whites.
Mussies males love it up the bum x
Women can get laid anytime. They'll never understand that some men just aren't meant to get sex. They think we cause our own loneliness. I guess that's true if you bring genetics in.https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1qxma2n/male_loneliness_and_the_bullshit_that_comes_with/
Turkish man posting reddit threads
>>83853732Another Friday night online is it bud?
Spreading their buttocks for al zut!
Omg did you see what they said on reddit. I'm so upset. I'm shaking.
>>83853741Pop your fez on and make me a kebab 40 year old virgin lmao
>r/TwoXChromosomesHow did these TERF chudette bigots get away with this?
Rat seen scurrying in the background of an interview Kemi Badenoch was doing from Palace of Westminster. Fucking yikes.
new friday evening fred>>83853819>>83853819>>83853819
