>be you>dating me, a self-proclaimed virgin (it's the truth)>have sex with me the first time>i don't bleed or act ashamed and seem like i know too much about sex>you wonder if i lied about being a virgin>"sorry i really am a virgin, i just masturbate too much"your reaction? would you believe me or would it bother you? should i put fake blood up there for my first time?
>>83850209Just be straightforward with him retard, tell him you popped your own cherry and move on. Alternatively, i can take you instead and we can goon together
>>83850209I wouldn't care but I also don't care if my girlfriend is a virgin since I'm not insecure. I kinda wanna try dating a goonette and sharing doujins with eachother, gooning together, etc until we can meet irl. maybe we can even make a shrine of loli hentai in our home that'd be fucking funny.
>>8385020910 year old girls have popped their own cherry riding their bike too hard. I swear people think penis is like excalibur or something. It's not some magical shit
>>83850209I wouldn't buy it, but it's not like I can judge.
>no goonette femcel who allows me to fuck and cum inside her whenever I wantThere is no point in living.
>>83850209I wouldn't ever want to make my girlfriend bleed.
>>83850354>I wouldn't ever want to make my girlfriend bleed.skill issue
>>83850447I hate scat you are meant to rub it all over you not waste it by swallowing all of it
>>83850209Unless you used dildos, it is impossible that you broke your hymen by masturbating (or horseriding or biking too much).If you did use a dildo, you should have been upfront about your goonerbrain long before it came to sex.
>>83850209Dont care, touched boobs
Nobody gives a shit about your hymen
>>83850447I can't even report this *shit*, there is no category for it. I've read the rules too and there was nothing about scat. Guess I'll take the L and hide your fuckass post.
>>83850972i fingered myself and use sex toys, i never bled but i am pretty sure it's broken. the insertable part of vibrators is almost dick sized
>>83851218Are you a Muslim or a gypsy? You shouldn't worry so much about bleeding.
>>83850209Just show the guy your horse dildo collection as proof desu.
>>83850209What are your kinks nigga
>>83850209WTF bleeding is not a sign of virginity, are you from two thousand years ago?The hymen doesn't even "broke" in the first place.These are old tales told by old farts praising decadent old thinking.Now, I wouldn't fucking care about the bleeding, but I would care about how you react to sex with me.If you are used to goon, I would ask you that, with my help and maybe professionals if needed, you recover from this dopamine burn, and enjoy normality again.Because I think that gooning sets impossibility high expectations to your man.A man can't compete with three hours of edging with two dildoes, a'd porn on your 4k monitor.If I love you tho, I will be willing to take the time and help you recover to enjoy our sexy time together.Because for me, being able to enjoy sex with your partner is as important as honesty and fidelity to keep the couple going.Imho.
>>83852735*user was gifted Reddit Gold for this post*
>>83850209I would be so fucking upsetI refuse to date virgins and you're only just now telling me you haven't taken a dick?I'm breaking up with you. Slut it up and come back.
>>83852735She doesn't need any healing or therapy, don't be a moralfag.>A man can't compete with three hours of edging with two dildoes, a'd porn on your 4k monitor.A man can enhance her gooning actually.
>>83850209>Gooner>VirginI have no reason to believe you didn't lose your virginity to an adult family member when you were a child
>>83851135Yet ur okay with all the pedophile elite threads that are up right now. Just shut the fuck up
>>83852947no, i have never been raped
>>83852997>no, i have never been rapedJust because you don't remember doesn't mean it didn't happen. Hypersexuality is a huge symptom of csa
>>83850209best gf i had was a gooner
>>83850209>would you believe me or would it bother you?Actually being penetrated is very different from jerking off. If the guy is new to sex too then I reckon it'll be a bit awkward since it wont feel great for either of you. However if the man is good in bed, you'll be having a great time and he'll definitely know that you've never had someone properly make love to you.
>>83852767>>83852771You both never experienced true love, nor understand what it os to be in couple with someone.Stay in your deluded fetish view of the world.
>>83850209i wouldnt be bothered nor see that being an issue, anyone who would be is a being a dipshit
I don't like "gooning" because it's a waste of time. Fapping for hours when you can be done in 20 minutes? At that point you're no different than a drug addict seeking pleasure at the expense of your life
>>83853687>at the expense of your lifelife is what?
>>83853687>when you can be done in 20 minutes?>20 minuteswattakes me 2 minutes to cum if I go fast. Can be done in less time if I don't wait to get full hard but cumming from a half chub is gross and leaves splooge in the pipe
>>83850209Only morons expect blood, even among virgin girls who have never masturbated there's no guarantee that she'll bleed. In addition, I'd actually prefer if she has already done that shit on her own and desensitized herself a bit so I don't have to constantly worry about hurting her with my penis.
>>83850209Honestly who gives a shit about blood or virginity. I'd be more concerned that you'd still be able to enjoy normal sex, as in I'd wonder if you had completely desensitized your clit by abusing vibrators, or if your pussy was so used to constant prolonged abuse that you would feel nothing from normal acts. For me it's very important that my girl feels pleasure (and hopefully gets to cum) from the act. I'd also hope that doing it with me would feel better than masturbating. Ideally sex with my girl is a special moment where we both make eachother feel good. I'm willing to put in a lot of effort to make that come true, but I'd definitely feel like my girl was working against me, if I knew she spent hours gooning every day. Feels way less specials when she's feeling that pleasure constantly by herself, and maybe it even translates into her feeling less pleasure with me.Idk sorry for the rant maybe that's not the case for you at all.Also I gotta say that there's more depraved part of me that would consider just re-framing everything as "we feel that pleasure by going together and being perverted together". That could also be fun. Sharing a double dildo while we touch ourselves to porn sounds kinda nice.
>>83854558Also what do you goon to op? And how do you masturbate? How big are your dildos? How stretched are those holes?
>>83854567You are a pale imitation of Der Coomer and only fill my heart with longing
>>83854638What happened to Der Coomer?
>>83854911I don't know but I haven't seen him in a while. Maybe he's all coomed out
>>83854919Man I'm worried now...
>>83854938So am I anon, so am I. I think we'll see him again, some sunny day. He'll ask about anal and shaving and drinking cum and piss and we'll cum alongside him
>>83850209>your reaction? would you believe me or would it bother you? should i put fake blood up there for my first time?I wouldn't care. As long as she enjoyed it and proceeds to pour out all her degeneracy for me and we have lots of sex because I'm very pent up. Kinda ideal, desu.
>>83854955I think he posted a couple days ago.
>>83854999Nice reversed Satan trips. I think I saw him too but he definitely hasn't been posting here as often. Hopefully he's ok.
>>83854999But where is he now? He hasn't posted in so long. This is his life's work surely he wouldn't miss a day for no reason. Nice trips doe
>>83855029I just made this thread, let's pray and praise kek all together so that he posts: >>83855034
>>83850209i would not believe you. i would maybe try to believe you because i am agreeable but have massive doubt. you should be honest with me. what is a self proclaimed virgin? a non virgin who proclaims themself a virgin? hu?
>>83850209Don't care. I'm more interested about whether I could do some kinky shit with you considering you're apparently gooner femcel. While it's not mandatory thing, it would be appreciated extra if I could fulfill my secret, dirty fantasies with other person.
>>83850209>your reaction?"Ok. I'm glad I didn't hurt you." If we're having sex that means we're close and I trust you, so I know you're telling the truth. It wouldn't bother me at all; in fact it would be a relief, somewhat. The idea of giving pleasure to my partner is intoxicating, and giving pain, on the other hand, disgusts me.
>>83850209Most women don't bleed on their first time, and most hymens aren't fully intact up until the first time. I'd believe you.
