Mishka silva's meaty fanny edition
>>83925905she dont look english
/brit/ is full of foreign flags. You think here it's any different?
>>83925905I like her trainers
>>83925916>/brit/ is full of foreign flagsThat's why I don't post there. I'd like to believe it's different here but if I'm wrong at least I can be blissfully ignorant.
>>83925918look like gazelles x
>>83925932Would like to take them off and have a sniff as well x
She's fit to be sure but I like a bit more meat on my women, mainly in the tit region. Big ol' knockers are the ones for me thank you very much. Anyone else noticing an increase in the captcha telling you got it wrong when you absolutely definitely did not? Thoroughly unimpressed.
>>83925905A solid 6/10. Not on par with one of are lasses, probably why the forrins want to come here so much.
Tired of every British ad I see apparently being aimed at BAMEs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZO7JTHAr6w&list=RDCZO7JTHAr6w
i've done it, lads. i've programmed the world's most powerful AI, it is set to cyclically follow one instruction only: IMPROVE.will check up on it in a few thousand years. i think i'll call it man.
>>83926084Have to say it does genuinely just seem so weird to me, it's EVERY advert. Very off-putting, even adverts for pensions and things like that have old black people in them. Huh?
>>83926084>In the 2021 UK census, 2.7% of the population identified as Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups, which includes mixed-race couples.Is quite a lot of representation for less than 3% of the country tbqh
>>83926118>i think i'll call it man.
>>83925916well we have turkish and german posters here
>>83926084I don't watch tv and have so many adblockers i may see 1 or two negros a week, and when i do i immediately close the page, i wont be buying their version of what i was looking for. Sometimes it's unavoidable (rail, air travel etc) but when i can choose not to buy from a negro advertised service, i do, and so should you all.
Bit weird how muslims just accept that a big player in their children married a child and had sex with her when she was 9 years old.Also a bit weird how pakistanis marry and have sex with their own family.What's really weird, is that the NHS are trying to appoint a specialist for interbreeding.Thankfully, there's no special treatment in this country for people of a certain nationality, we're all equal and treated as such.
Going to get mongboy'd for that slip up. Meant religion, but put children twice. What am a like.
>>83926179>Going to get mongboy'd for that slip up.Ill let it slide x
>>83926179You got kids on your mind I see
>>83926201Thinks pal, you're a goodun.
afternoon de lats afternoon de lats how are we x
>>83926206Maybe he has children himself
>>83926217It's afternoon now Sean
>>83925897>Lollers has said himself that he's a nonce thoughFibbing little bugger.
>>83925528OMGITS A SH SH SH SHARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>83926206Not enough people think of them, desu. They need protecting more than the parents/world are doing now. Parents just let them do whatever. Schools teaching them absolute nonsense. It not right.
Here he is admitting that he takes medication and sees a therapist to deal with his child predation urges. He IS a nonce. Sick little freak.
getting some choons on and gonna go get started on the roast dinner soon https://youtu.be/HV9VzsXCFh4
my cat looks well weird
>>83926261>to deal with his child predation urges.Bit hard to take you seriously when you're unable to back up you claims.
>>83926271That is weird. How did he manage to get the oven turned on and set it to the correct temp? Very weird indeed.
>>83926273That's literally what he was referring to in the post though, what more proof do you need?
>>83926282>what more proof do you need?You haven't provided any proof. It's just your words. I've got the power of telekinesis.Does that prove I have telekinesis?
INTO THE FLOOOOOD AAAAGAAAAAAIIIN SAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BAAAAAAACK THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENhttps://youtu.be/Nco_kh8xJDs
>>83926303Different sort of claim being made lad. The claim that lollers is a nonce is unremarkable and unlikely to be of benefit to him to confirm if false. The claim that you have telekenesis challenges the fundamental laws of the universe as we understand them and would to some degree benefit you to confirm even if false.
>>83926305Stop being a pussy and turn your real trip on
>>83926261Pipe down sluggo
>>8392590520 year old fucking a 50 year old actor. Didn't think Maguire was a wrongun.
In a couple of years you'll get AI edits of movies that keeps everything the same, except every woman will have enormous breasts and massive cleavage showing the entire time. Doesn't matter what genre, the dialogue, setting, acting etc. will all be the same, just massive cans on display the entire time.
>>83926271https://youtube.com/shorts/Gew_9hXIO44
>>83926316A lot of words there lad, but none of them back up your original claim.Less words, more proof. Chop chop.
>>83926347There is more to life than big tits
>>83926337What's wrong about it? Either it's legal or it's illegal and in this case it's 100% legal. Nothing wrong, you're just envious.
>>83926303My medication is for OCD, ADD and anxiety. You have no idea what you're talking about and you jut make accusations and assumptions that fit your purpose, which just happens to be calling anyone and everyone a nonce.
>>83926317i said this before and ill say it again i am not helperlad and that is as much as you will get from me about that
SeasideZOMBOID updateIt's not good.We trapped in a little quiet side street. We thought road to the gun shop would be clear of crackheads - we were wrong. Entire place is crawling with them and we're miles away from our gaffe. We've already blown all our shotgun shells and fired off dozens of 9mm in the slavering crackie skulls trying to bite and rob us.Might have to drive through Purbeck even though it's swarming.
Me?I just assume all the tripfags are nonces or just generally wrong uns
>>83926353>Nothing wrong, you're just envious.Its the Turkslug, he has no problem with it he's just (You) baiting for the epic rile up
>>83926356Why do you need a name and trip for the dire dross you post?
>>83926354I was having a go at him, not you mate.
>>83926217Afternoon little Sean did you have a valentines wank last night?
>>83926354>calling anyone and everyone a nonce.Got to remember they do the same thing in russia when they dont like someone, its an old playbook because it works.
>>83926353That girl is Ruth's age. It's wrong.
>>83926367Sorry, I got worked up over the worng post haha.
He won. Simple as.
So little Sean is copying the same tactics as Turkslug uses to evade the fact that he is HHL sad and cringe
>>83926167There's nothing legally stopping you having sex with your cousin as long as she can consent. You're just jealous.
>>83926360Alri seethemong lad? sparking someone out today?
>>83926381>worngJust bloody mongboy.jpg me already hahaha
>>83926382Once he shaves his head yeah.go awn ebin lad show them what a beast you are
>>83926382What area is ebin from?
>>83926395Why are you here posting on a sunday lunch time? Why aren't you out doing something with your life?
>>83926399They call him the beast of scarbarough
>>83926391going swanage to smell for fish and or shit then im sparking that cunt clean out
>>83926377You are a slimy invertebrate from Turkey who is almost 40.
A Muslim man is dating my 24yo British rose because she looks young. I don't approve of this.
>>83926357the bokkles are only going to go so far how will mark get on when he has supped them all
Even if he is a nonce, who cares? He is still a sound lad
>>83926414No I'm 36. That is still acceptable unlike being a 50yo creep celebrity.
>>83926388Sex sure, not marry and have kids with. The main issue is still that they think sex with children is ok, or will argue that a 9 year old hit puberty so that was ok.
Lollers you are generally what i would consider 'one of the chill ones' so if this tricky troller is getting to you then you owe it to yourself to walk away from him/her RIGHT NOW
>>83926382Still a virgin though
>>83926402I have just gotten home after being out from later yesterday afternoon, is that OK mum?
>>83926421Bokkle supply is well under control and it give him good reason to come back home tonight for six bokkles only - he got to safe drinks for the weekends to celebrate surviving one more week.He rushing back, he get big scare from how many hordes there are outside of Wareham, makes his problems look like a days work...
>>83926425Slimy mongo
Little Sean thinks he has us fooled with his new trips kek
He wants to slime our women
>>83926432Narh, I just filter his latest tripe. Stopped into Aldi on the way home and they have Medjool Dates, Chika's favourites. I hope his mister got him some for Valentines.How's thing with you, mate. You all recovered from the dodgy chest problems?
Watching pirates of the Caribbean 1. That Elizabeth Swan is quite a fitty in't she? Wifeberg is on her period and does not like shagging during this difficult time, but I will be getting a post-valentines blowjob later and it will be, dare I say, 8x lush. That's the kind of treatment you get for taking your wimmin out to nice aquarium dates
>>83926493>That Elizabeth Swan is quite a fitty in't she?Not really. Looks like a man.
>>83926477sounds good that. never had dates, i think. are they like raisins? i do miss Chika. mental to think he's just a-stone's-throw-away in meatspace, yet here we all are, connected by tubes.>chestbetter yeah but now i have bloody hives or something. RIP right hand.
>>83926511Ok what about Will Turner? Very pretty lady
Wonder if jammers got any pussy this valentine's. At least he is keeping fit and getting out of the house. Feel bad for the lad really.
>>83926493>Elizabeth Swan is quite a fitty in't she?she is lovely i wont lie i've always had a crush on her since i first saw her in the film
>>83926533Jammers has a better life than you
>>83926539It's still a sad life to me. Imagine going to the gym thinking it's going to make much difference. It's genetics and charisma sadly.
>>83926371Ohhh, I'll have to check that out, that's interesting. It's kind of like the school bullies that would call some boys poofs, now they're older and on the intertubes they've upped it to calling other lads nonces. >>83926515Have you had hives before, have you been over indulging on a particular substance it could be that, or if you're running a temperature. I want to thank you for encouraging me to continue on with Nier, I got past the jump I was stuck on and you were right, it didn't take much more goes at trying. Thanks, man!
I am vladmyr in my village we have NONCEski, we do not like.
I don't know why she isn't making videos any more. Fuck sake. She can get all the attention in the world. She's a good lass.
>>83926585I think the boys calling people nonces on here are the boys that were called poofs at school. Anyone who thinks they're winning by spending their life trying to bully people on the internet is by definition a tremendous loser.
>>83926559>thinking it's going to make much differenceSee >>83926382
>>83926585>>83926617pipe down you filthy nonces
got you paedos eating out the palm of my hand and its LUSH >its personality X!!!>no no its Y!!>it-its X being Y>i..it...its the proxysite>its asckshually sh-sh-shippywhoahahahahahahahahahah
The escort I see had updated her AdultWork profile with some snide comment about "I only keep seeing clients with genuine chemistry".That has seriously sent me into panic mode. She's seen me 5 times and has arranged to meet me a 6th time next week but how do I know she won't ditch me? If she does then I might actually have a mental breakdown.I can't understand why she'd put such a comment on her profile. Honestly haven't seen an escort put something like that on their profile before and I genuinely think it's directed at me because she seemed a little distant when I was leaving her place last week.I don't know what to do lads.
Big fuck off engine crammed into a tiny escort corrr
bluddy nu Sabrina with all these CONCEPTSyou can't have 'issues' then have magic as well, the O.G. programme blended the two perfectly
>>83926737Sounds like she thinks she has a genuine chemistry with you. You should ask her out next time.
Ive never shagged a prozzie before but is it not supposed to a fun thing to do?Escortanon has been in a constant state of fear and terror ever since he spaffed in a whore
>>83926762I worked on a MK1 escort before COVID. Ported and polished the inlet and outlet ports on the head. Fitted twin weber carbs and added some K&N filters, it looks seggsy and sounded even better. She was beautiful, pillar box red and chrome details.
>>83926737>"I only keep seeing clients with genuine chemistry">has arranged to meet me a 6th time next weeki think you are over thinking it if she has booked you in already she'd have cancelled if the comment was directed at you no?
>>83926823Corrr lovely ladThe sound of twin webers is just 4x LUSH on these engines
>>83926737Shut up mong nobody cares. Fuck off back to /adv/ we all saw your snivelling limp dick little beta bitch thread there.
>>83926707absoIuteIy fascinating...
Really bad eggs
>>83926791That would probably get me thrown out.I get the feeling she's a very arrogant woman behind her "GFE" persona. Especially over text, she comes across as a really formal and cold woman.>>83926815Yes, it should be. The problem is it plays havoc with my emotions.>>83926834I hope so but I can't help but feel she put that there because she reflected on our last session together and she's planning for our next session to be the last or that she'll be evaluating me.When I was leaving she seemed a bit cold. She kissed me though so am I overthinking it?The problem is I lost my virginity to her and she knows that. If she cuts me off then that would utterly crush me and I will likely completely give up on sex/intimacy.Next time I see her, I'm ok with not having intercourse with her, honestly. I will just tell her that I want to take it slow.
>>83927035go out and shag a different prozzie You are trying to form a relationship with a whore who will only give you the time of day if you pay her all sorts of money
>>83926766You are a mong. One is a sitcom based off the original Archie comic and the other is a horror drama based off the adult horror off shoot graphic novel.
>>83927035probably over thinking it to be honest at the end of the day this is a job for her and she was more than likely just going through the motions. i do think you should just give up on this escort stuff and find a real women if at all possible thoughhow much are you paying each visit? out of interest
>>83926849And not delusional either. Now he just needs to declare himself a winner, then he has a good story to tell mummy over tea tonight.
yeah the escort lad is totally real and not another dim gimmick from the resident spastic in chief
Me, having sex with a woman: "Yeah suck that dick you fucking retarded bitch!"She didn't like it lads.
>>83927311least you didnt call her fat
Going for it, lads.
Little Sean uses the Rotheranon trip because he's still obsessed with THAT video, it took place in Rotherham and he wishes it was him in the back of that car whoaoaaahahhaha
you are all eating out of the palm of my hand and ITS LUSH i won paedos lostwhoahahahahahahahahaha
>>83927143>go out and shag a different prozzieI did but she is living in my head rent free.>>83927245If I could find a real gf I obviously would never have gone to see her.She's 200 quid for 1 hour or 270 quid for 1.5 hoursI usually go for 1.5
>>83927407How can paedos lose, yet you won? You're known as noncemong round here lad, kek.
>>83927144look pal i am on-board with different interpretations of the original/ultimate source. i don't know much about Archie/Riverdale (American Beanotown?) but i've seen Archie's Weird Mysteries, i know the score.it's fair to compare like-for-like here the same way as looking at newer Spider-Man films and those Sam Raimi ones. which were weird but you and i both know they were good weird, not bad weird. this Chilling Business is bad weird.
lifes not easy chat x
Why did little Sean have THAT video saved on his computer?
>>83927412so you've spunked away 1350 bong already then not including your next visit? that is bad you really could put that money to better use whilst finding a women, perhaps using it to woo one rather than to spunk in the local town bicycle.
When you think about it, Britain is probably the best place on Earth to be an Islamist.
Little Sean a 30 something year old giving out relationship advice whoahahahahahahahahaha
>i..i..its noncemong!>i..its sean!!!>it..its turkmong>it...it...its rotheranon>it..it..they've all be battered and you're rattled about it and its LUSHwhoahahahahahahahahah
>they've all be batteredWhat a tard.
>>83927479and what little lad you'll do fuck all whoahahhahahahhaha
Would definitely "know" Calypso if you catch my drift(wood). What I'm saying is that I'd fuck this dirty skank sea goddess regardless of the curse it out upon me. Would definitely be worth it.
Life as a European white essentially comes down to everyone screaming how much they hate you while they weirdly stack all their stuff right next to you. And then follow you to work. And then follow you on holiday. And then pack up and move when you do before slurring at you to ask where "we" are headed.
>he's seethingNothing different there, all day every day. Kek.
>>83927447people do not see the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.
Restore is racking up a lot of excellent positions:>deport all illegals>moratorium on legal immigration>deregulate businesses>end Net ZeroNow they're ready to re-instantiate the right to self-defence. Straight up just a better version of Reform.
You know in these trying times we remember the words of our missing britfeelers.>Yeah that's alright that>Sound.Words brought to us from the lips of the fellow britfeelers who we deceive and who jest upon us, isnt it???
>>839274501210 GBPfirst two visits were 1 hour eachI am terrified of rejection
Twittermong's back I see
>>83927569i get where you are coming from with the rejection thing because i am the same but if you're seriously looking for someone and you eventually do get around to taking them out the worst thing they can do is just brush it off and not want a 2nd date then you just rinse and repeat. it will be a lot cheaper than this escort too. probably do you some good honestly.
Looking for a guide in London in April. 50 pounds per day. I pay for all food and drinks.
>>83927449There is nothing to suggest he has/had it saved, he didn't even provide a link to it or post it if it was a gif/webm. This would say he watched it as it was posted in gif/webm form or clicked a link if that's how it was posted when he seen it. As for why he asked if anyone else had seen it, simple. He wanted a reaction, it was on /pol/ so he was looking for a reaction from one of his fellow rightwingers. That's it, nothing more to to, except he didn't get a reaction from his fellow /pol/ lad, it was years and years later he got a reaction from /r9k/ mongs playing moral guardian so they could call him a nonce and still do to this day. Acting the moral guardian soiboys to wreck the tripfag, oh my days how clever, how droll.
>>83927759Aint reading all that shit nigga sorry!
>>83927752>if you're seriously looking for someone and you eventually do get around to taking them out the worst thing they can do is just brush it off and not want a 2nd date then you just rinse and repeatThat sounds fucking awful
>>83927759getting noncey vibes from this post
>>83927792TL;DR HHL wanted a reaction from other pol posters by asking if anyone had seen that video. There is nothing to say he saved it. The moral outrage caused by faux pearl clutches on /r9k/ & /int/ is all that weight this non incident carries.
>>83927811if that isn't something that you/they want to do then you dont have to it is just a suggestion
Lollers teaming up with HHL is an unlikely alliance
>>83927846It's not a teaming up, it's just how it was and how it is. He did nothing wrong and has done nothing wrong. Simple as.
love me fetch quest, visual novel type games. very comfy
h...h..h.h.hes not a nonce whoahahahahahahahhahaha
>>83927827>this non incident watching CP is a "non incident" to you?
>watching CP is a "non incident" to you?you're talking to lollerswhoahahahahahahahaha
>Why are you defending a nonce >Alright Paedopal >Nonce defender, not a good look lad>etc >it's >all>been>posted>before>Get new bait
>>83928016you are next you disgusting paedo cunt better watch your back whoahahahahahaha
People that get concerned over someone having some strings of 1s and 0s that make naked anime girls need to get a life.
>>83928035Grab a bill that has your full address on it, ask mummy for one since she pays the bills. Time stamp it, add the thread number to the letter 83925905, take your time, use your best handwriting and your favourite flavour crayon. Post it when you've finished and I'll come and knock on your door. You can take me to the police yourself. Or batter me like the hard case you are. You're not. You're just a sad little man on the anonymous intertubes site.
everyone relax. take your meds. play your fetch games.we're all good here.
>>83928102based Lollers absolutely rinsing these cretins
Without her oval glasses, her eyes look rather sad. Maybe it's all that silly tan stuff. Just doesn't blend very well around her eyes.
>go to bus stop>females waiting>bus arrives>I get on first>take the last seat>make the females standwhen did you realise it's not actually against any law to jump the queue at the bus stop?
>>83927758That's really not very much money mate. Probably need to offer closer to 2 hundred.
Drinking a grand cru wine from france feeling sophisticated atm
>>83928102Posts like this tell me you're infact NOT an "ethical" nonce
>>83928202Shut up turkslug
Looking at pictures of girls with their boyfriends on valentine's. Just reminds me love is not meant for all men.
Love a bit of classic Arctic Monkeys. Good stuff. The Libertines. The Vaccines. Kasabian.
Wish I had a british rose who loved me between 18-25. I'll never get over missing out on love.
Early 00s was such a better time to be British. 2012 Olympics was good as well. 2007/8 crash was not this fucking bad.
>>83928202>>83928285>>83928296Vile little Turkish slug
Falling in love at a Russell group university is so magical. In a club listening to arctic monkeys staring to her eyes and the world stops.
2013 first year at uni. It all could have gone so differently.
Not arsed about women but I do miss shagging x
The folly and beauty of youth is so grounded is sex. New experiences, sonic, physical and social. At the heart of it is sex. The tension and excitement. God I wish I was 18 again.
When you go for walk and overhear the couple walking by making plans to go on holiday. Going out does not help with depression.
I just can't understand why this lass is with a muslim. I can't fucking watching her any more. Pisses me off.
Vaginal and anal intercourse with Ruth
>>83928499Lots of that going on this weekend I reckon.
>>83928517She definitely let Will pack her fudge last night
>>83928542Will has a long neck like HHL
>>83928442Don't need to go on some shit package holiday that will no doubt fail to live up to expectations. Fuck that.
>>83928102>j...j...just d.dd..dox yourself>you c..c..can take me to the p..police yourselfbetter keep a close eye out you are next and its gonna be LUSHwhohahahahaahahahahahah
>lollers showing his true coloursyikes
Cyberpunk Ruthmong evolving into slug form
>>83928442What holidays do couples in Turkey go on?
>>83928552One's a druggie loser, one's got himself a british rose.
not a huge fan of seethemong but I do find the "whoahahahaha" patter quite funny
terrified of lollers terrified of anyone irl lmfao. you just knew he was a coward behind his keyboard
>>83928591100% that will does coke
>>83928568It's more accurate to say he transforms than evolves. He can switch between the two at will. Scientists have speculated he has a third sea slug form which he uses to invades the British Isles to hunt for unfortunate British roses to slime.
>>83928605lollers has unironically a criminal record, its in the lorechives
Keking at the turk AI generating himself as a white man
>>83928568That guy is more handsome than me at least. I would rather be Turkish and handsome.
>t.tt.ttt...terrifiedi'll beat the fuck out of any of you little wetswhoahahhahahahahahahahahaha
>>83928665Sadly you're just Turkish
>i'll beat the fuck out of any of you little wetsscared of lollers knocking no his mums front door slapping his ugly cunt mother and battering him in his incel neet box room
You lads would date a Turkish woman in a heartbeat.
>j..j..just dox yourselfthick cuntwhoahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
>>83928717You date them then. Leave our lasses alone.
83928102lmfao you're absolutely seething you nonce fuckEasily one of the worst posters here. Little sycophant man.
>>83928737I'm white British, therefore I should be dating white British females.
>>83928750Did you deny him the (You) big man have you done him back now? Hahahahahahahahaha dickless gobshite
>>83928666You're scared of lollers though
Been a lifelong gamer and lover of video games but lately I feel like I really have nothing to play that interests me...
>>83928750you'd say fuck all in person paedocunt i'd beat living daylights out of youwhoahahahhahahaha
>>83928770>I'm white BritishNope. You are brown Turkish.>I should be dating white British females.Brown moment. Grooming gang mong.
>>83928781What about some Cities Skylines?
>>83928802Not really into RTS anymore matey
I've heard of those drug submarines travelling to America, but I never knew they could also cross the Atlantic to here. They are despicable people, but it's amazing how they are able to build that in the middle of the jungle.
>>83928781That's why I rotate my hobbies, keeps it fresh.
>>83928780scared because why? because im not dense enough to dox myself?ill meet anyone anywhere in the UK and beat fuck out of themwhoahhahahahahahahahaha
Turkmong probably has a distant boatmong uncle selling fake vapes to schoolgirls from his paki shop. Rotten bastard
>Wafts in like an unwanted fart avatarfagging with drawings of children.>Announces proudly in the thread he is a child predator and a paedophile with a criminal record.>Defends HHL posting CSAM>Acting like the thread hardman who'll smash down your front door and batter you and your mum for calling him a wrong'un
>>83928844Nice cope "big" man
>>83928861give me a time and location then we will see who the big man is won't we?whoahahhahaahhahahahaha
>>83928844why wont you meet lollers outside your i mean your mums front door then big man
>>83928848And yet you're scared of him
not giving you a (you) paedocunt i've explained this already you thick cunt>scared because why? because im not dense enough to dox myself?whoahahahahahhahahahaha
>>83928893Ah so it all has to be on your terms made up by the big lad or else you're too scared. What a little autistic sperg you are haha
>>83928911You can pretend to laugh all you want lad. Lollers called your bluff tonight and exposed you as a pussy. :)
'my terms' thick bastard can't fucking readyou're rattled and its LUSHwhoahahahahahhahaha
>whoahahahahahhahahahaha
scared of dox what has he got to hide? why is he scared of lollers?
l*llers furiously posting as quick as the one minute timer will allownever seen him so fucking upset.
>>83928930LMAO hard men don't have "terms". Fucking hell you're pathetic lad. You had your chance and you bricked it.
any of you wets talking shit i've said it once i'll say it again YOU give me a time and location and i'll be there but you wont because you're paedocuntswhoahahhahahahahahaha
>>83928959He called your bluff and you shit your little spiderman briefs. Whoahahahaha x
>>83928953his terms are naming the time and place and not showing up because hes a coward
Meet at Hunts Cross ASDA in Liverpool in 15 minutes. I'll fookin smash ye
Seethemong shit himself and that is a lush x
>lets fight lets scrap im hard >ok >NO WAIT NO YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF THE SCRAP ARRANGEMENT FIRST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Corrrrr my Valentines Bumsesh was double fucking trouble last night. Got put into a full nelson and my arse got skewered by two big lads. Me prostate got punched into oblivion oh AYE.
>>83928974Mummy will have a lot of skidmarked Marvel briefs to deal with this week
>>83926167>as the practise is perfectly normal in some culturesThat's one hell of a line. I expect to see it often in the coming years.
Sick of the Apus getting special treatment. Apu Spawn 2026 is going to be wild if all of them make it to their ponds, traditionally cars thinned their numbers but SPACCA will hand hold them across the roads.
Honestly I am kind of dreading my next visit to the escort.I am half expecting it to be the last one.
>>83926167This statement is absolutely fucking pathetic. How did we end up in this timeline. For fucks sake.>>83926388There is actually, the part where I don't want a down syndrome mutant baby. When you're a brown ape you don't think that far it seems you just shit it out knowing your dole money and the Nhs will foot the bill
>>83929059Ok then, see you there. https://what3words.com/image.hope.dare
was it seethemong that shat out of meeting that other anon at the train station recently?
Not fair on the child. Not fair on the taxpayer who will pay for the child in perpetuity.>durka durka me want to stick peepee in cousin tho Send them back simple as
The Slug that Slimed Me! An Inbred Turkish Mollusc Places Me in His Harem of English Roses!
>>83929184Jabba the hutt vibes
his name is Seanhe is a nonce neck like a swan a bacon bonce
>>83928717Would happily pork Zeliha Akpinar's tuppence
He's trying to act big to the other lad now hoping we'll forget he shit a brick with lollers
>>83929234You are hiding from Lollers though >sad little man on the anonymous intertubes site.
>>83929247Oh so it all has to be by the terms of the big lad mummy's little soldier or you won't play. HahaHad your chance and shit it. >whoahhahahahahahahahaPussy
Last time I saw Lollers this seething was the Pollers incident.
>>83929247Why are you cared of him turning up at your front door little lad
Lollers is the kind of coward to bring a weapon to a fist fight.
>>83929282So lollers offered to go in your mums house. Anywhere but there is it? Haha
>i hate nonces im hard ill batter lads>open invitation from lollers to sort it>NOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT READ ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS THAT WASNY THE AGREEMENT NOOOOOOWHOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
All I'm seeing is lots deflection coming from a scared little lad
A good way to think of it is: pakis are so committed to their blind ethnic in-group interest that they are willing to pump out permanently-disabled retard kids at ten times the rate of the rest of us.Do we really think that people happily rolling those dice just to keep things 'in the family' (literally), wouldn't also conspire to hide criminals in their "community"? Or vote as an ethnic bloc? Come the fuck on, people.
>>83929313Scared little gimp bashing a keyboard haha
>>83929325Trying to change the subject again is it. Wouldn't be surprised if the Chesterfield "lad" is you
For someone who is ostensibly against touching kids he is clearly OBSESSED with nonces. I dunno, doesn't pass the smell test imo. Just like how it turns out that school shooters were always obsessed with previous school shooters.>Yeah mate I would never shoot up a school, I am just fascinated by school shooters and talk about them 16 hours a day.>Yeah mate I would never nonce a kid, I am just fascinated by nonces and talk about them 16 hours a day.Riiiiiiiight...
>>83929313Need a nappy change little lad you stink of shit
>Openly admits he's a nonce>Posts images of kids when he's not samefagging>Gets called a nonce> >:(Classic Lollerkins
Wow lollers is getting battered lol
>>83929342You said anywhere, lollers offered somewhere, you shat it. You are now coping. End of.
Bricked it kek seething hard
First we got rid of ShippyThen we got rid of HHL Now it's Lollers' turnTOTAL NONCE DEATH
>i meant anywhere EXCEPT there>nooo me terms and conditionsHahahahahahahahaha
>ctrl+f "loller">25 matchesLiterally 10% of the entire thread is dedicated directly to him, and lets conservatively assume another 10% on top of that talking about him but without mentioning his name.A full 20% of the thread at a minimum. That's a shit load for what is apparently a general thread. You lot are like schoolgirls gossiping in the playground ffs.
BROOOHAARRRHAAAARRRNonce having a category 6 weltdown
>>83929134based! >u-uhh I-m just running late!whoahaha!
>>83929398He can turn up and you'll be hiding is this meant to be an own? Lol
Lollers only has to tell him somewhere but he won't / hasn't unless he is the chesterfield anon?
I just got here, can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on? Who is welting down against whom?
You're all boring me. I am going to leave and have a wank to Lex's Anal Champions #1 and #2 to put me in a better mood.
>>83929438Lollers got called a nonce again and has been having a full on weltdown, calling out for Anons addresses so he can go there and batter them and their mum.
>>83929398>'me mums'You do still live with your mum hahahaha
>>83929438Seethemong offered Lollers out for a scrap but lollers won't arrange it, he's hiding behind a 'post your address' cope now.
>>83929434Let's be honest you're rattled because lollers called your bluff and embarrassed you. Shouldve just kept your mouth shut. Whoahaha x
>>83929438Lollers asked someone to dox themselves and got upset when they wouldn't and he's coping like fuck over it
>>83929450Loller has been quite open about being a (ethical) paedophile. Why would him being called a nonce cause a meltdown? Absurd narrative. You're chasing shadows, little lad.
>>83929453You're a full on mongboy
>>83929476Boring now lad. You were given the chance you wanted and shit yourself. Off you go samefag with yourself about the imaginary chesterfield thats your comfort zone. Exposed yourself something rotten tonight.
>>83929490Yes I know what it means and he still lives with his mum mongboy
>>83929438Lollersnonce on a mega melty Seethemongs offered to spark himLollersnonce asked seethie to posts his mums addressSeethemong won't post his mums addressLollersnonce on a melty because of itStandard day on feel street
>>83929508So what you're saying is seethemong threatened to spark lollers, lollers suggested a time and place and seethemong shit himself and backpedalled. Makes sense
>>83929507You aren't a native English speaker, are you? You can't be otherwise you'd have known what he meant. Not backing up seethie either just to be clear, turkmong.
In fairness, who the fuck would ever post their parents' address? The fuck is that supposed to prove when they inevitably don't do that?
My Apu asked me to go get him some Fruit and Nut Club bars earlier on today but I didn't have the heart to tell him they were discontinued in 2023 and meekly answered that I'll take a look for him. Well he asked me just now if he could have some with his wuppa and I was forced to tell him the truth."Brannigans... Toast Toppers... Panda Pops... Fruit Polos, Fabulous Baking Boys... Lilt. They take so much from us lid, but what do we have back in return de lid?" He responded from his chair upon hearing the grim news, tears already welling up in his eyes. I placed the plate of white chocolate digestives in front of him but he pushed them away. I couldn't answer him and told him I was sorry and shut his door on him quietly. Could hear him sobbing from the living room and wailing about 'chocolate flavoured coating'. I feel like I've failed the wee lad.
>>83929548Samefagging seethemong lol
Hiding behind his mum kek
>>83929548A victory in their mind when their online nemesis won't do as they wish
>>83929570Yep toddle off little lad
Equally in fairness, why doesn't he just post a neutral address to meet up at? Can't have it both ways. My gut says neither would turn up, both probably scared little pussy mongs.
Fuck me you cunts are pathetic. Sunday night pretending to want to fight each other routine when you're both obviously little boxroom mongs that have never been in a fight in your life. What the actual fuck are either of you getting out of this? Embarrassing.
Why don't we just shoot all nonces?
>>83929570go and get your nappy changed little lass
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2023074874852556917
>he wont post his grans postcodefucking state
Lollers will batter your mum and your nan and move in as your new dad.
>>83929588Two online losers samefagging themselves to death
>>83929597HHL pilled
>>83929628Wish he would come back x
>having flashbacks of the time i had to give a blood sample and i passed out and leaned over right into the nurses tits*sips* good times
How big is your penis, britfeel?
>le archive screenshotBoring mong
>>839296361 and a half coke cans when fully erect
>>83929636As long as his neck.
>>83929636Very slightly over 7 inches, I'm quite happy ngl.
>>83929636Gives little Sean a whole new meaning nowWhoahahahahaha
>hhl says something ridiculous (true or otherwise) on purpose knowing dullard mongs will lose the plot>dullard mong loses the plot>muh screenshot>thinks he's the winner
Goose-necked Lesser Mackem Dicklet
Do your parents live in sheltered accommodation, britfeel?
>>83929688Sean says jump you say how many screenshots
>>83929217Rather be left to die than have that foid save my life. Never trust a foid with your life.
>>83929688Why is it a bad thing if they live in sheltered accommodation?
>>83929700She's cute, you think she does anal?
>>83929700Turkish slugmong
>>83929700shlllchhhlluuuurppp this englisshhhcluurrpp rose finna get slimed.
>>83929586>why doesn't he just post a neutral address to meet up atBecause that doesn't result in a quick victory in their own minds!! They're as bad as each other. Both need gassing ASAP.
>>83929705sheltered accommodation should be for people who actually need it not for people who saw how comfy their spacker son has it in a care home and then wanting a piece of it too.
>>83929708Yeah she probably does with all the white british junior doctors.>>83929718I'm British myself.>>83929724She's a fucking Turkish bint living here thanks to her very rich dad.
>kirmizi-kategoride-aranan-fetocu-mahmut-akpinar-ve-kizinin-ingilteredeki-luks-hayati-gundem-olduVery English filenames here.
>>83929738Anything to back any of that up?
>>83929750>I'm British myself.Nope
>>83929751>Very English filenames here.Back to this gimmick big lad?
Restore > ReformSorry not sorry. Restore is what Reform voters wanted Reform to be.
>>83929790Shan't be voting for either of the bennysnatchers.
>>83929798Lmao, enjoy your bennies while they last lad. When Restore kicks off the New British Reich the useless eaters will be sent to the lithium mines.
>>83929811More chance of (((big nige))) getting in than (((restore))) but it is largely irrelevant as if your vote meant anything you wouldn't be allowed to vote
>randomly adds echos to potential solutionsIs that you scrump? Don't you have a man in a dress to shag?
>>83929790Imagine all of the deposits that will be lost, it lush x>>83929798The primary voter base of right wing parties in this country are pensioners and dossers. They're not going to cut benefits.
>>83929790Restore splitting the reform vote to let pro bennnie parties win is LUSH x4
Been on a big Asa Akira kick lately lads, can't get enough of her.
>>83929790Not falling for any more Zionist populists. We aren't voting our way out of this.
>>83929853I think reform will get most of the benefits cuts in by banning illegals from claiming benefits I remember reading that it would save tens of billions per year kek.
>>83929879Not very patriotic of you to be so anti-semetic /s
>>83929884No no no no no, that couldn't possibly be the case lad, you see all the lefty types online scream at me that they have no recourse to public funds constantly, so it couldn't be true that we spend tens of billions a year on them. You silly dolt!
>>83929798Your bennies won't save you when you live in Somalian South Africa
Fat mong getting dragged out his mouldy council shithole by negroid savages. NOO YOU CANT DO THIS IM ON PIP LMAO
Valentine's day come and gone, did all the usual - breakfast in bed, card, flowers, new pair of slippers, did all stuff around the house for the day, cooked her favourite meal for dinner.I got a card and a 'thank you'.
Like I said. Give me a paid job as a street sweeper or working in a post office (without a driving license) and I will come off wenefits.
You reckon seethemong offers out the local labour canvassers when they knock on his door? kek
>>83929919Have you, you know... applied for jobs like that lad?
Sean has known the score long before the lads ITT. He might not have all the book smarts but he instinctively knew right and wrong while 99% of this thread were faggot lads reading The Communist Manifesto to impress their date at Rock Against Racism. And he did it when it was automatic social crucifixion. Because he cares about his country. He deserves respect.
>>83929939Imagine being a Labour canvasser in 2026. Holy fuck, genuinely brave.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HqMhawRDGg
Imagine you listened to Sean in 2010 instead of hanging up another "Communism: It's a Party" poster in your halls of residence boxroom
>>83929949i was quite impressed reading some of the nationalist stuff he posted way back when. seethemong was posting it as if it was a bad thing. HHL has his head screwed on.
>be me>live in nice quiet town, only a few thousand people>generally away from all the shit of the YooKay>see facebook post on a town group last night>man hospitalised after being assaulted walking to his car>five "youths" attacked him wearing balaclavas, mugged him, beat him, stole his car>CCTV footage>all have brown hands>police 'appealing to the public for information' i.e. they're not going to do anythingEnough is enough. I'm voting Restore, fuck it. I genuinely cannot stand this shit any more.
>>83929939>You reckon seethemong offers out the local labour canvassers when they knock on his door? kekNo he just shouts "mum I think it's for you"
Ngl I had an MSN mate in the 2000s who lived in Bradford and he was BNP mad and I always tried to talk him out of it and explain how its wrong and foreigners are cool actually. Meanwhile I lived in a 99% white town and he lived in Bradford. We were both about 15. I wonder what he's up to now.
Y-you'll be voting SPACCA right de lid?
>>83929636>How big is your penis, britfeel?1 inch flaccid and about 4 inches hard. It's given me anxiety most of my life and made it hard to shag girls because I am afraid they will laugh at it. I even got into small penis humiliation at one point but I realised that was just coping rather than dealing with my insecurities x
>>83930016come to this house again and i'll douse you in petrol frogger boy, understood?*slams door shut*
>>83929940Zero jobs in those categories in my area. To work at Royal Mail you must have a driving license to drive around in the vans, sadly I don't.
>Not a member of the police but I've been stopped by them a lot, like double figures, and whilst I would not call them dickheads have come in contact with a few sick heads, mostly connected to what appeared to be training>Worst was a female officer who grabbed my dick while searching me who then proclaimed 'found something' while all the blokes laughed, I kinda went into shock mode but only 19 so just shrugged it off, was only years later I realised how bad it was.>Other incidents include having my bag poured onto the street, face pushed against a brick wall while I was searched, pulled over and told 'I am going to search your car and do my best to find something to incriminate you with'. Police are corrupt sexual abusers lads. Just been readng about it on askuk. Shocking we just let them walk all over us.
Little drop of whiskey in me tea to help keep the cold out now
>>83930054Zero street sweepers? Who sweeps the street?>>83930054>To work at Royal Mail you must have a driving license to drive around in the vansYou don't. There are many jobs at Royal mail besides postie like sorting office and they are quite easy to get as a temp too. Obviously to be Postman Pat delivering letters miles and miles a day you would need a fucking driving license yeah what do you want the? to do about that break the law?
>>83930061Remember you used to post these police stories in your native language
Corr Vintage Bumsesh
>>83930061what did they say when you posted >Police are corrupt sexual abusers lads. Shocking we just let them walk all over us.
Rupert Lowe:>Radley educated former banker>Managed the rogue trader Nick Leeson at Baring's Bank who collapsed the bank>Led Southampton FC into administration after a series of failures including hiring a rugby coach as director of football. Fans used to chant "Swing low, swing Rupert Lowe">Ran a business with Rishi Sunak's wife which later collapsed>Claims to be against net zero and the climate agenda yet has loads of investments in these industries, takes public subsidies for a heat pump business while espousing libertarian economic views>Still sucks up to Elon Musk after he was named in the Epstein files>Wants us to support Israel 'however we can'And rightoids are going to fall for it again
>>83930054i worked in a royal mail sorting office, didnt need a license for that
>>83930061>Worst was a female officer who grabbed my dick while searching me who then proclaimed 'found something' while all the blokes laughedCoor that's hot as fuck that mate. Wish that could happen to me. Love a bit of femdom
>>83930090No lad, I don't know a word of Turkish. There's no way you can prove that's me with just a screenshot of some random Turk post.
>>83929879Tiresome, predictable, endless. I want to get off Mr Bones wild ride
>>83930079My local council has no job offerings for a street sweeper at this moment in time>>83930079Just had a look, it's all part time crap. I cant pay the bills on part time wages. They are just looking for part time delivery drivers atm.
>>83930116why did you change the names of the files?
Corr thinking of getting one of these for some throatseshes at my bumsesh tomorrow.Lovely taste of creamy strawbs while I'm scranning some willy x
>>83930152You play into seethemongs hands with 'its the file name!!' malarky.
im optimistic about the future on the country. immigration is going down investment is going up and green investment might make energy cheaper
>>83930109Bluesky cope starter pack
>>83930171No answer then. Why did you change the MD5?
>>83930171why did he randomize the file names when he got filtered. diff question but entertain me
Turkmong lies
>All my teeth have snapped off due to Crohn's Disease and severe malnutrition (I'm now tube fed after a very nasty bowel perforation that saw me nearly die, put me in a coma and left me in hospital for 7 months) and I cannot afford the dentist, my mouth is in constant pain and I need dentures at 31. It feels cruel that I can't get help.Britain is fucking shit.
>>83930230>im optimistic about the future on the countryahahahahahahahahaha
>>83930109You're spot on for the majority of the people on the right. For me there just isn't a politically right party that is in the mainstream that isn't zogged to fuck that I can vote for.
>>83930286take it you disagree then?
>>83930281that poor man! where did you read this?
>>83930171I don't know. Idgaf about turkslug, moreso just saying this is the sort of stuff seethemong loves...>>83930246Not the slug you're looking for lad
>>83930301yeah the country is shite and theyre never gonna sort immigration out because british people arent having kids and need someone to work in the care homes. it isnt brits as they arent cleaning old peoples arses for minimum wage. it'll be immigrants
>>83930319>and need someone to work in the care homesi honestly believe that's why they bought in assisted dying. as soon as we get some chronic illness (all old people have chronic illness) the doctor will ""kindly"" suggest assisted dying and the government will save a lot of money in social care bills
>>83930312Its the turk he spends all day on UK subreddits then imitates what he sees to act british here
Another steamy wuppa garn down the hatch x
>>83930405caffeine free green tea for me
>>83930415Alri offie lad x
>having to declare yourself a winner
>>83930425>offie ladis this a personality ?
>>83930436NTAYes...
>>83930435It's probably some kid he acts like one.
>>83930435[insert samefag here]
>>83930436It's little Sean switching to another personality because as soon as he puts on the HHL trip everybody will rip the piss out of him like they have been doing now for the past month
Just as Englishloppppp as you laddssshurgle.
>>83930494Little lad still posts in here but seethemong hasn't clocked it yet. Not bothered personally, helpers a good lad.
>>83930494i cant keep up with all this it like an eastenders episode but in text form
>He got kicked off the mong football team Woahahahahahaha
>>83930522A couple of spackers have been fighting amongst themselves since before christmas lid
>>83930462That or mentally deficient, one of the two.
>>83930548>He got kicked off the mong football teamProof?
>>83930587He could be working things out, has been for years but he's still angry and lives with his mum
got you rattled and its LUSH whoahahahhahahahahaha
No proof then
>no proof>not rattledHow will they cope?
Lollers won
Not a fan of the whoaha poster, feels like he's really trying to push this as a new meme or gimmick and it's just falling on it's arse every time. Bit like the spacker that keeps saying oofy doofy. Very juvenile behaviour, will continue not to interact until it stops.
>i...i....w..w..wonyou've won fuck all paedocunt better watch your backwhohahahahhahahahahaha
>>83930693I don't think it is a gimmick I think this guy genuinely is batshit kek
Lorra deleted posts and he kept going the IP hopping nonce
Life feels a lot emptier without seasideMARK
>>83930690And he never had to declare it. We just know, amarite.
>i..i...w..wonwhohahahahahahaha
Someone rattled my fucking Apu.You're sick.
>>83930797poor guy, life is hard for our frog friends
>>83930797They are all worthless muck melt them down and use them for glue.
smash frogphobia
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/83925905/deleted/deleted/
Might get an early night tonight, due to all the hard work I do, and doesn't have anything to do with me not working and been drinking since 14:00.
>>83930864what've you been drinking? had a few jars myself earlier
>>83930797he'll be even more rattled when i pour several litres of petrol over him
>>83930849By the looks of it he's on 4chan all day ;_;
Imagining Ruth's arsehole
>>83930925Imagining how you type as a slug
>>83930925You can't just stop there lad give us a detailed description.
He must use his antennae. Pretty obvious I guess.
The Turkish Tuppence Slug
>>83930955Ok, I was laying on my bed, head on my pillow, arms stretched out beside my body, I closed my eyes, drowned out external distractions, then thought of it.
It's a lot more comfy on feel street these days
>>83930955I imagine it looks like a cute little balloon knot.
>l imagine it looks like a cute little balloon knot.
>>83931322Not since seethemong chased all the good lads off
>>83931417name the goodlads
>>83931499I'm generalising. Notice the threads are no way near as active anymore.
>>83931499Well the threads now consist of seethemong and slugmong. So any name besides them.
A good lad does not need a name.
>>83931519Not him but, which one of those are you?
I'm actually disgusted by the slug.I used to think "Anony Mous" was being a faggot grassing on him to Ruth back then. No, he was right to do so. It is ultimately Ruth's fault for making a youtube channel, but she was literally a teenager. For a nearly 40 year old smelly Turkish mong to take it upon himself to broadcast her face all over 4chan for years and fantasise about sliming her and write gay drivel about her boyfriend. It's not epic desu, it's not zany, it's not mental, it's cringe and weird.There's enough smelly brownoids perving on British girls in life. Don't need to see it here as well.
Quick smoke, then bedtime.Big adventure tomorrow.Museum visit.
The vertebratessss knowSssssshut it down
Silly me. I've always been a slug. That human form I was in was just weird convoluted thing I was trying out for a while. I will extend my eyes, uncoil my skin back into its mucilaginous form. My chest cavity was always filled with slime. It feels good to open my pneumostome. Teeth? It's always been a radula.
>>83931612It lush being a slug. You get your pick of gardens leafs on tap. Self-lubricating mucus helps you slide around no need for a car.
>>83931636Slimy antennae typed this post
Corr a whole pool of beer just laying around? Being a slug is thirsty work.
>i..i..its turkslugwhoahahahahhahahahahah
>>83931674That's haram turkslug does not drink because he is Muslim, however is allowed to rape a 9 year old though.
Where does AIpumong lore fit into the extended TSCU (Turk Slug Cinematic Universe)? Is there a SPACCA for slugs in Turkey?
>>83931766SPACCA stands for Special Protection Association Concerning Companion Apustajas so there is no SPACCA for slugs on Feel Street.
The battle between the apu and the slug will be a legend in England for centuries to come. Us on feelstreet have the honour of saying "I was there" when it happened.
Been enjoying apples recently. When I went to Costco they had a bag of royal gala apples and they looked lush. Big, beautiful, sweet and crisp I'd rate the royal gala a 5/5 apple.
>>83931911Toads and frogs eat slugs.
>>83932222Checked lid
aye, nice 2s
When your willy was hanging out your boxers when you were getting changed in PE and bully boys laughed. "Anon's tiny dick is showing".
>>83930925Imagine her perfect innie and the fact some deano lad gets to experience that every week.
love that jungle pussy
Look at these sad wagies. 5 days a week slaving...is this all there is? Afraid so slaves. That's the price you pay for your holidays abroad and consumerism. For me, not even 1 day a week is worth it. I don't get laid, I'll be poor still and I don't get to enjoy life. I am much better off living with parents claiming disability for mental health. I also would not want to do a mundane job like many men. Women get given cushy desk jobs doing fuck all most of the day.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1r5qexh/who_else_feels_like_full_time_work_isnt_for_them/
Done me wollox in for today haven't i X
Why should I work anyway when I've lived over 35 years without ever getting sex? There's no point. My mental health is fucked and so the only thing to keep me sane is to apply for disability.
Kebab slug
I get all the free time doing nothing with my life but at least I'm not slaving away in some deadend job. That's a worse fate. Enjoy paying for men like me, ladies. It's cheaper to pay me disability than it is to pay for a man to be in prison.
>>83932646Wow Mehmet you've done them
he posted to the void
>>83932653Shut up wagie. Shouldn't you be asleep? Go fucking work your shit job to pay my PIP.
Nasty little creature at the end there. I would have decked them for getting in my personal space like that. Sure it may result in an arrest but likely a no further action when they see who instigated it. https://youtu.be/pHL9GRpRLOY
>>83932675You're not on PIP and you never will be. You are a smelly man in Turkey.
>>83932729I'm a long-term British white neet. I'll never work for mental health reasons and never getting sex. There is no benefit to working and paying taxes just to be at the bottom still.
>>83932747I didnt ask for your made up life story, you're Turkish
>Not claiming for a decade while being financially dependent on parents (uncommon for adults in British culture) raises questions. It could fit someone living abroad (e.g., in Turkey, where family support networks are stronger culturally) or ineligible for benefits due to non-citizen status.
Woke up I have with a boner too corr what am I like?!?
>>83933103Enjoy it whilst it lasts mate.
You are the infamous oriental slug monster
Godzilla vs. Slugmong
I wonder if they've been to Turkey. It's a pretty popular destination for Brits. Best ice cream and kebabs in the world. Not like the cheap dodgy meat they put in the British kebab shops.
I've never known a woman to have such an unorganised room filled with vidya, dvds, football shirts and funko pops. If I walked into that room, I would honestly believe a male occupies it.
>>83933132Dont lump me in with low t faggots like yourself mate x
British boxrooms are so tiny. At least Scottish lass keeps her tidy. I bet it smells of nice fragrances when you walk in.
>>83933227Bigger than your minaret
>>83933233Honestly living in one of those at the top with your Xbox and lappy connected to the internet and power would be great. Nice views too.
Morning de liss. Another wagie week.
>>83933227I hope she's not exposing her back like that on her holidays. That mole should be covered up with a waterproof plaster if swimming outdoors or a full swimsuit to reduce her pale scottish skin giving her cancer. Once you've been sunburnt in a particular area, your chances increase with every recurring sunburn.It baffles me why women in this country go use cancer sunbeds just to look "better". It ages them too. Men prefer pale women anyway so if it's about men...then they are so mistaken.
I remember a good lad sending an email to the local newsreader about a bump on her neck. It turns out it was cancer. Had it not been for his obsession, it would have probably spread before she noticed it.
>>83933269In 4 years only a small part of your message will be true lad. I'll be dead anyway. No more suffering.
Can you imagine the chaos for the british working class man and his ageing, obese wife who never gives him sex any more? Getting the sprogs ready for school, wife always expecting him to do everything because she cannot drive, he never gets any peace except maybe when he takes the long way back to return home from his shit job. I bet he misses the days of playing vidya in peace and having no drama.I'm glad not to be in that grim trap. I am free. I do not need to work. I can go think about the wagies as I look out over the seven sisters.
>>83931674imagine ruth swimming nude in that corr.
In some part in life we all just britfeell in life de lads.
We all Monday morning in life x
Send the new britfeelers to my dorm I will make good use of them x
>>839332078/10 piss pup pontential
>>83933710Bring back fagging
me, back on that nu Sabrina. it's got me lads, i'm invested in how strange this is.>nooo you can't just do some heckin transphobia because YOU were molested when you were 11 and your friend is secretly gay for you!i hope this inspires a generation of youths to become better writers.
>>83933227She has a hairy back like SSM
>>83933797Imagine SSM in the Olympics next year...
Let me sail let me sail let me fucking orinoko flow you motherfuckers
did any of you dweebs read them Darren Shan novels?
>>83933866Yes of course. Was quite good, ending was cool I can kinda remember it, but it's real everything in there is real hah.The film was alright, just nice it was made, paints a different picture to the books though
>>83933797Girls have fine hair on their skin lad. SSM is just a a dumb ape.
>thinking of going to jobcentre for bennies>explain to them I just haven't worked for many years and parents just bought me food and clothes>explain I don't have or want to use a smartphone because it's expensivethey will probably think I was in prison and have conditions not use a smartphone. that sounds more plausible than my genuine reasons.
>>83933729I'd let her piss all over me as long as I get a good sloppy shag.
>>83933956They'll get you to go to the bennies office daily to do job searches.
A York related edition>>83933998>>83933998
>>83926167there was an NHS article which was heavily ridiculed and rolled back last year, 2025, that said incest isn't a big dealthat incest is axtually normaland healthy NHS article.The reamaining white Brits railed and the NHS relented and rolled it back, citing it was only an "opinion" piece.https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/nhs-supports-first-cousin-marriages-143023199.htmlFucking shitskins and trailer trash.But mostly shitskins.
