Having a few jars edition
Bit cold out today de lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXPTnPmm78
>>83950161You hate the cold because it reminds you that you are stuck in a grim, shitty country with no passport.
the 'Timothy Dalton's Bond' of edishes.
>>83950153Life was shit enough already and then seasideMARK abandoned the seaside army. It not right.
Bitch finna get slimedEncased in my mucus sheatheme optical and sensory antennae twitching in ecstasy.
How long have you been waiting for your ideal woman to find you and come knocking on your door. Mummy doesn't count.
>>83950187The twolls may have won and Seaside is missing but the SeasideRESISTANCE still holds out in pockets across Dorset and Cornwall. We not going down without a fight.
Not much point in being alive really
>>83950226at some stage in the near future they will use AI to solve everything, including your mental brain, health problems, food shortages, diseases, and ageing.failing that, they will put your mind into some sort of digital system where you're free to argue about the existence of a soul, but you can have a pleasant time in Second Life no matter your beliefs.either way, you're getting a robot gf and chicken kormas that do not make you fat.
Pick any topic, I could tie your thoughts in knots and laugh while you're still trying to figure out the joke. That's the level of irony I operate on, lad. I know thread lore, I've got dank AI memes.
>>83950260>Pick any topicDeforestation.
Sir Oofert Doofert
BN can get sex. Why can't you?
Pick any topic, I'll twist your brain into a pretzel and be giggling while you're still wondering what the joke was. That's the level of mischief my irony runs on, lad. I've got screenshots of posts and I can call you that poster, I am a comically ingenious and higher IQ than (You).
Oofing? Strange yet toleratedDoofing? Completely unnacceptable.
Knock knockWho's there?Eh? I'm a lumberjack, we're here cutting down the trees. You ok mate?
>>83950276How far back do your screenshots of other lads post go, how many years?
I'll twist you up so badly you won't even realise why I'm laughing at you. That's the level of irony I'm playing with, lad, and you're still stuck on the tutorial screen. I was born to be anonymous, it's in my blood. You're just a casual.
Long egg
>>83950291The oldest screenshot i have is probably of HHL and THAT video
for me, it isn't enough we slow down, stop, or even reverse deforestation.no, we must begin rewilding.
lollers on a mad one today
>>83950307Hahaha it sure is
Im quite the spastic lads>need glasses for past year or more>put it off for ages because spastic>start getting reminders from spec savers>Everyone tells me "oh noo lad dont go there, just get some off one of these glasses sites">seems like a good idea>never do it>glasses still fucked >paint is now chipping off and leneses are getting worse>majority of both lenes have a matt finish to them now Every fucking day i wake up and think "right gonna sort this shit TODAY" then never fucking doSo much shit in my life i want to buy, i have the money, no one is stopping my yet i just never buy anything, they arent massive expensive things either, its basic simple things and i just never get round to buying it
You're still fumbling around on the tutorial screen. I was built for the shadows, it's second nature to me. I am the embodiment of 4chan, I am the living breathing anonymous everyone fears. You? You're just passing through.
>>83949390Yes obviously. It's just those emojis seemed quite flirty.Do escorts generally use such emojis?
>>83950341Thing is lad you could do it now in less than ten minutes if you have your prescription. Just go and buy some glasses and all problems will be solved. Well, one problem, then you can feel good about it and consider doing something else tomorrow
>>83950355i dont know, i have never interacted with an escort because im not a total loser
>>83950178You're mostly right although I do have a valid passport.
Normies would freak if they read what we post wouldn't that lads they are turbo nutters online like us lol
I'm blessed me lads. From Yorkshire, and gen X, wew, amarite.*allows you to basque in his glory*
i have a passport albeit not a british one x
Remember when we had 5 threads in one day and we were all posting the word penis. We really are anonymous and totally off are rocker lol.
Sombre choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMemllFAw2o
gonna spark out some pakis todaychesterfield nonce tomorrowwhoahahahahahahhahahahaha
Normies don't understand are lore and gimmicks ha ha we're awesomesauce being anons right lads
>>83950400Go 'ed anony lad doing gods work sparking out nonces ha ha ha
somewhat worrying how you all have valid passports.where are you all going?
>>83950418Nonces going to SEA they need sparking out ha ha ha
>>83950418Going to Norway in may, might have a weekend in France over the summer.
Anyone else feeling extra edgy today. Going to get up to some right mischievous online, me ha ha ha
>>83950418me? garn naples in two weeks
>>83950415make sure to captialise the G in God or you're next lad.whoahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
>>83950442Just think you can post from Italy and pretend your Italian rile the thread up it will be pure mental ha ha ha
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPbAFLCCZNQ
>>83950446Sorry big anony d d don't spark me out ha ha ha
Aren't we mental lads, imagine if normies knew how nuts we are on 4chan they'd be scared of us
>>83950463you're a good lad you get a passwhoahahahahahahahahahaahah
>>83950276Well I've got a british rose with a babyfaced deano and another R with a bearded muslim. I'm just not attractive to these sorts of girls.
The thing is that normies don't understand are power levels when we're anonymous ha ha ha
>>83950442Napoli city is pretty rough, cool spots but it's pretty grimy and you want to watch where you're going at night. Pompeii is super easy to get to from there and nice little towns like Sorrento and island trips to Capri. Overall good choice.
>>83950462>OfcomMe like sodoffcom
Normie would probably think we ALL want to bum men but not all of us so we just say that because we're anonymous and mental online lol
>>83950418this year I am going to:ValenciaBarcelonaNew York City (possibly also Boston)TbilisiCherbourgLoire ValleyMarseilleMilan
>>83950442not very nice, these buildings.
We're unstable aren't we lads autistic to the bone on 4chan ha ha ha
>>83950505nice one. i might go to Durham in the summer. depends how much the train is now that my railcard's expired.
>i might go to Durham in the summer.never mind.
Mum just shouted to pass down my dirty laundry but I thought she said passport me your dirty clothes and I started SCREAMING lol
its WOLFIEMARTINADAMSAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsm8lkidvgU
>>83950547bennies not cover a 7 quid train ticket lad?
>>83950500garn with my sprog (2 yrs old), we sleep at a mate's place so should be fine
>>83950568not since they were unfairly taken from me, lad.we're grading on a curve, really. food prices are ridiculous but think what that is in food. that's milk + bread + rice, maybe even with some tinned meat. or i could get a couple of T-shirts that last years.alternatively, i could nix all that and get some pills in.
>>83950505tbilisi is kino
>>83950582Is that the mate that got bummed by any chance?
Why don't you NEETs get a job as a prison officer? Aren't they desperate? You can get paid for being in prison 8 hours a day.
>>83950593he bummed a tranny once in thailand but that was like 20-30 years ago (he's 50 now)
>>83950589ORget a job so small things like a train ticket aren't life changing financial decisions lmao
>>83950589Get the fucking gear in oh aye x
>>83950595Can't unfortunately, my menthol elf means leaving my house is a terrifying experience for me. I did go to the shop by myself today but we're basing it on our worst day, aren't we? ;)
>>83950599>>83950600we all know which one of yous i will listen to.
>>83950418Copenhagen and then Sweden.
Mum just asked me if I wanted to try turkey sausages and I started SCREAMING lol Turkey lol
>>83950644did you let off a good oldwhoahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>83950547GEORDIES RAUSREEEEEEEEE
wow so britfeel is really full of normies
>>83950662Everyone should get a passport, makes being a refugee fleeing a totalitarian government easier when you arrive elsewhere. It's not just a tool to get you through immigration it's an identity card as well.
thinking i could go round mate A's later because she has all this 'za in. rough patch last night so she just ordered a takeaway and got a gr8 deal from this local place. they actually threw in extras because it took two hours and she was almost late for her night shift, corrr.concerned because you never know what's a slippery slope with people. maybe it's even correct for me to go round and scrounge whatever i can from her fridge.
>>83950662You'll get sparked paedo ha ha ha
>>83950672You'd be doing her a favour by releasing her of the burden of too much wizza. It's great two days in a row but when you get to the third day it becomes unpleasant. I say offer your services, worst that happens? She loads you into a cannon and fires you directly into a volcano, but it's unlikely.
>>83950683You'll shan't be doing anything of the sort.
Gathering intel from the lorechives you nonces need to watch your back ha ha ha
Another nonce added to the to be sparked out list ha ha ha
me and MB sparking out nonces
>>83950662im not but i dont post offten
Normies will never understand how funny the tuppence gimmick is ha ha ha vaginas lol
>>83950746i still dont get why it was called a tuppence though
>>83950696you're more than correct. she won't eat it all. and if she did, she'd get fat. it's a win/win that i eat the pizza.unfortunately, 'later' will now be 6-7pm while she does her daytime job. society expects me to sit here (pizzaless, i might add) instead of making it acceptable to go round all the neighbours' in case they have leftovers they'll just chuck out anyway. who are the REAL 'wasters', i ask of you all?
>>83950755Cockney rhyming slang.
did you have some pancakes yesterday?
>>83950755>tuppenceSCREAMING
>>83950777Whats that woman doing with a 1:1 replica of my penis???
>>83950777something paranormal about this lad.
>>83950777A normie foid holding an inflatable penis I'm fucking CREASED lets talk about her taking massive cocks in every hole lol
>>83950789Stop nothing things beyond your comprehension
>>83950777Sure did. 'berg always enjoys his share too.
>>83950774rhyming with what exactly
seethemong on a wild one today.
>>83950803cute dog mate
Imagine if that normie foid knew we posted a picture of her on 4chan and was talking about her taking cocks in everyone of her holes lol
>>83950803No wonder your dog is fat
>>83950804Two pence(2d) as in tuppence , from old money de lidYou never heard the expression "I dont have 2d to rub together? "
>>83950804tuppence and cranny
>>83950805its just banter you sensitive paedo x
>>83950821My gran would slap the shit out of you lol
>>83950826Calm down lad, dont have a meltie because you don't understand humour.
>>83950806Thank, he a good lid>>83950813Astonishingly rude
>>83950813dogs are allowed to be fat, catbrain.
work eat sleep work eat sleep, i am a robot, beep boop
>>83950821...how would you rub them together when it's one coin?wouldn't it be 'two pennies' as in, the actual discrete items?(pls no bully)
>>83950826mate i'll genuinely spark you the fuck out. come chesterfield station tomorrow 7pm and ill batter the fuck out of you with the other nonce. pathetic rat, you'll never be me, you wish you were me, but you aren't.whoahahahahahahahahahahah
>find something nice on Ebay>collection only>Portsmouth, Plymouth, Ryde, Bournemouth Fucking southerners
>>83950832i baited you lad you got sparked out
>>83950153Thought I'd seen him somewhere before...
>>83950853Is that Shippy he he he
>>83950840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
Taxi drivers have to be diverse nowadays. Just getting a taxi up to my mum's, put stuff in the boot, and he's got a justeat bag in there, uber signs for the doors on his car. The lad is doing it all.
>>83950849Arrange your own courier if the seller is too lazy
>>83950852Nope, you've done yourself. You're the sparked out paedo now.
>>83950853Onslow is SSM's hero
>>83950853>Boddingtonswhere did it go?
>>83950872Pipe down Sean
>>83950849lmao poortheners seething x
>>83950875Up his arse like a fat dildo lol
>>83950880you name a time and place and i'll come spark you out son
>>83950884Pegginglad would be proud
>>83950886What sort of region you in lad? I'll pick somewhere we can both get to.
>>83950864me, wouldn't complain about this one even if i was fundamentally some racist, i think.it's like how my all-white village growing up had the Indian corner shop (we used a more OFFENSIVE word) and they were actually 'alright' even by the standards of the biggest bullies and dickheads. worthy of protection.at the end of the day, i want my chicken wraps. and the REAL problem is when they show up in a different car with a different reg plate to what the site/app says. what's going on there...?
>>83950888>PeggingladSCREAMING
>>83950891I'm in the Portsmouth, Plymouth, Ryde, Bournemouth sort of area
Riling up paedos with me mad bants lol
>>83950915you'll get sparked n'all
>>83950777yep with lashings of gravy
Doing some back of the napkin maths here lads. My driving instructor does four 90 min sessions mon-thur, then two on friday morning (he does extra as needed to make extra cash but this is his default).>6 hours plus 30 min lunch means his work day is 9-3:30 mon-thur and then 9-12 on fri = 29 hours a week working>60 quid for a 90 minute session, so 18 sessions a week = 1080 quid>lets say 4 weeks holiday a year, so earning 1080*48 weeks = 51,840 quid a year52k a year and ONLY works 29 hours a week sounds fucking lush ngl. Plus no uni debt, no boss, no emails, no meetings, no HR etc. Plus he has the capacity to work even more hours and weekends if he needs a cash injection. If he worked even just 3 hours a day on weekends he'd be looking at a little over 63k, working 6 hours on weekends he'd be on 75k. Top 6% of earners in the entire country, all for just driving around a bit.Honestly sounds like a fucking dream for the average person.
Imagine you've just found your ideal woman, she's everything you could have hoped for. How do you explain to her why your unemployed and still live wit your mum?
>>83950933onion gravy, i hope. none of that yank 'biscuits' 'and' 'gravy' shite.
>>83950933interesting choice, will have to try. just simple honey for me
>>83950252None of these new world order fairy tales are happening. Grow up laddy.
>>83950921How about you pipe down little lad. Scared little mong barking all day.
applying to the open university so i dont end up like seasidemark
>>83950938won't there be some overhead there with insurance or summat?i once earned between 10-15 hour self-employed as a sole trader (not to brag. just saying). two years i even went over the personal allowance threshold and paid income tax. we're talking over 13k.felt like i was rolling in cash.
>>83950944just some goldenfry granules with some chicken stock i had in the freezer and water. i prefer goldenfry over the other brands.>>83950951must be a northern thing, when i mentioned it to friends from down south a few years ago they acted like i'd committed a crime?
Got him jumping through hoops all day.
>>83950933better fuck up rothercunt or i'll book you in for a visit tomorrow big lad
>>83950153doesn't take much to be happy
>>83950961i'll fucking beat the living daylights out of you pussy
>>83950971you'll do nothing of the sort. show proof you've actually 'sparked' someone out. i'll wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5M7ZczriIme, avoiding driving instructors same way i avoid going to the dentist's or getting the plumber round.
>>83950891Trafalgar Square 4 pm next saturday
>>83950976You got an offer from lollers and you shit a brick never seen someone backpedal so much in my life ha ha ha
keep crashing around midday, getting old
You're how old and you're still in your whacky anonymous arc?
>>83950987of all the silly role playing on /britfeel/ i feel like Lollers might actually spark someone out if they thought they were calling his bluff.don't even mean in the whole 'he'll snap some day!' insulting way. more like what would naturally happen if you took this troll routine out to a normal pub.
almost three months later and still no sign of Hostlad.me? still trying to solve his tricky puzzles. might give some indication of his whereabouts.
>>83951011Don't think he was serious and he was just using troll logic and le epic /britfeel/ banter to do the rile ups he he he and all that lol
>>83951037Oh my fucking days lad, fucking kek
>>83951032so you've got no proof then? ok lad, you could've said it in less words.
>>83951037what stops the over-55s from just walking out the front, where there are no hedges?
Looks like I triggered the resident mong think I will have a wuppa to celebrate. Never sparked anything in your life little faggot lad ha ha ha ha
>>83951055They are fitted with shock collars, obviously, mong.
>>83951037>13:15:13@83951057>13:18:05He literally couldn't even hold back for THREE MINUTES before replying lmao. Done him.
>>83951043well, i don't want to mess with you, or goad you.but i DO think people are winding up a nice lad and that's simply wrong.
>>83951064Jealous of lads who have mates?
>>83951057>Looks like I triggered the resident mong think I will have a wuppa to celebrate. Never sparked anything in your life little faggot lad ha ha ha haOh aye and its LUSH
>>83950896I wasn't complaining, just saying they do it all now.
>>83951063is it some proximity thing, or does a member of staff have to activate them via remote control?remember, we have video evidence of Steve out on the streets of Sunderland.
You couldn't find your little penis using both hands you fucking spastic.
>anywhere any time i spark u xd>noooooooo not in me mams gaff anywhere but thereHA HA HA HA
In Britain it is now functionally illegal to show anyone but a white man committing harassment.
>>83951080I just made that up lad let your own imagination run wild and entertain us with your mongboy musings on the subject x
>>83951077you can turn up if you like, i won't be there. not because i'm a 'pussy', but because i have a few working braincells, unlike you.
>>83951088I don't know what's funnier, him scared of lollers turning up or that he still lives with his mum
>>83951086>back when the Cliffhanger was red and white before all three locals screamed and now it is white and battleship greyTake me back
He really is just contemptible. That's all there is too it.
>>83951078fair enough then lad. maybe it's taking a job by consolidating the jobs but that's like the 'piracy is theft' argument in my eyes.everything is just so oversaturated. imagine something as daft as a newsagent hiring a lad to deliver papers nowadays. it's not an obsolete service even in 2026, just why would a shop owner do it? and it's not as if things are better off under the new ways.
Why don't we all meet up and get a nice little fight club going to blow off some of our steam?
>>83951110thanks i appreciate prompts because imagining things is fun.will be keeping it all to myself if it's all the same to you? i came up with something REALLY creative/ingenious and i don't want to waste it here.
>>83950896>I am a selfish mong so I don't care about societal decayGreat stuff
B-but Thatcher said closing all the industries would usher in an age of prosperity! Why hasn't the free market fixed it?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2136jnjx1o
>>83951100Jealous that lads leave their mummy's boxroom now is it?
>>83951152Will caring about any of that get me a gf?
I grew up in an all white village my nieces and nephews (not kids) will grow up in Mogadishu and that is lush. Long as I get me chicken xDDD
>>83951152We don't have a free market, lad. We've done nothing but make the markets less free for three decades.
He's never had a night out with his mates at his brothers club ha ha ha ha
>spark>lush>neck>whoah>spacker>mum>mates>rattle>aye>nonce>mong>wuppa>SSM>bait*Lets out a huge, audible breath*
Isn't whoahahahamong just footmong? Either way he's an annoying spamming cunt.
I was born in the 95% white high trust 90s and I will regale you with my nostalgia for those days evendoe you're inheriting an sectarian islamo-communist 3rd world country from me. Damn. Just blast millennials into space. They are just boomers 2.0.
>>83951152good article. it not rite what's happened to Horden.
shit thread desustarting a new one>>83951242>>83951242>>83951242>>83951242>>83951242be better you cunts
Simple fookin as x
>>83951264You fucking dumb cunt, just because you're on the ropes for refusing to man up and get sparked at your mams gaff you go and try to derail the thread? Absolutely fucking PATHETIC.
>>83951295>You fucking dumb cunt, just because you're on the ropes for refusing to man up and get sparked at your mams gaff you go and try to derail the thread? Absolutely fucking PATHETIC.Done and done him ha ha ha ha
might shove a full English up my arse.
do not feed the trollssubmit a report and then move on i suspect there is ban evasion afoot
>>83950341>>83950359Glasses updateFinally ordered a pair, famberg was 0 help, was looking for suggestions so i don't pick i horrible pairCould barely lift their head from their phones "yeah that will do" at the first pair they saw Had to figure out the "PD" measurement which was a bit of a ball ache but think i have it right, im beyond caring at this point
>>83949996What do you mean lad? I sent them back, just handed them back to the delivery bloke like it says>You can keep substitutions or hand them back and we won't charge you.
>>83951314lol you whacky bastid ur aff ur head lol you must be real mental irl lol kek
Just tell your mam to wear the hijab. Look back in my day in my white ethnostate village we had a paki shop that sold pokemon cards. So why can't you just be sound as well like us.
>>83951280Bosh love it lad>>83951264playing right into their hands you fucking idiot
anyone on them contact lenses?can you put them in your eyes even if you have essential tremor? any blind alkies ITT?
>>83951280It is Lenten season but its not in the news because its practised quietly (for about 3 weeks longer than ramadan). Muslims do ramadan so they can tell everybody they're fasting and show off how holy they are. Even though they do maths to figure out how they can cheat the whole time.60% of food banks are run by churches. Never mentioned. If mosques did anything even close to that it would never be out of the news. Panorama documentaries.
>>83951331oh aye so i saw.>maybe you're like me, five minutes ago, thinkingmeant this as a general 'you' to the reader/thread.you should NOT have had to return these. but i was looking for any shred (heh) of hope that there's even some superiority to the substitution. in a way, them being equal in all regards is the WORST outcome. no solicitor or ombudsman will touch this one, i reckon.you putting a second order in?
>>83951369Nah I'm going to wait a couple days then go big Tescos and verify the stock levels of diggers batter chicken balls myself
anyone remember these alien eggs, or Transform-A-Snacks, or Digimon (the actual toys, mind)?
>Searching for posts in thread #83950153 and that have been deleted. 9 results found.
>>83951328It'll be alreet lad, well done on doing it. It's hard to do the things. I always have a list of things that need doing and sometimes I get so stressed out I do like 4 or 5 of them and then go back to not doing anything for a long time. This is also my approach to my professional life.
He will NOT like that oh NO he will NOT
>>83951386do you have other bits in to tide you over? wish i/we could do something tbqh (if i won the lottery or something, ordering lads ITT their preferred chicken snacks is EXACTLY the sort of thing i'd do).i'm mostly a Morrisons man myself. there's a free delivery trial on that Morrisons 60-min delivery. but i can personally confirm the online item availability does NOT match the in-shop stock levels.
>>83951417cheers lid, will be nice to not have completely fucked glasses for a change
>>83951430I've got other stuff lad I just really like the diggers batter chicken balls they're like what you get from a chinese I did not want the crispy shredded chicken I tried that before and didn't like it
Can we just ignore the epic anonymous twolls being MASSIVE rile up merchants, it's not like we haven't seen these posts before.
>>83951447>I've got other stuff lad glad to hear it laddington. you'll get the batter ones in before long.overall, what are your tendies of choice? for me it's the Sainsbury's firecracker chicken mini fillets (a bit dear, mind)
>>83951430Love this pic so much. Love hotdog cat.
>>83951152I lived in a County Durham Pitshithole Colliery, but can't they just commute somewhere for work?They can buy the shittiest shitbox or a 125 and go further afield for work. There's always work at Nissan and Nissan-related factories to the north and there's some factories down Teesside way. Kids go on the train to H*rtlepool for free. Yes its shit what has happened, but we do need to get on with it.
>>83951362Matthew 6:1Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven.
Footmong aka whoahahahamong has completely fucked this general. every other post is just accusing someone of being HHL or threatening to "spark out" other posts. Fucking gremlin.
>>83951470Well, this proves you're definitely not HHL
>>83951468In my head I always mix up Hartlepool and Harrogate. I think they're quite different places, had a nice time in Harrogate, don't think I would in Hartlepool. Anyway I'm way daan saaf so probably don't have to worry about it too much.
>>83951480Well at least you finally admitted it's you (footmong) behind all this spamming. Honestly, I pity your existence.
>>83951470You religious now Sean?
>>83951468>Pitshithole Collierymissed opportunity for Shitton Colliery there(hello fellow County Durham lad)
>>83951493Only footmong is obsessed to the same psychotic extent that seethemong is obsessed. He's completely mind broken by HHL.
>>83951512Probably lost his call centre job. If he can't cough up the 750 he'll be out on his arse.
>boss criticises me one time>immediately apply for 20 different jobs
Can't remember the last time I went 24 hours without a red bull, cooorrrr
Ok who reported me?
>>83951536are you my BPD ex-gf, perchance?
>>83951536Kek, I know this feel very well lad. I just hate being responsible for something bad, makes me want to curl into a ball and have the world swallow me up.
>>83951512I don't say this often about people but footmong's suicide really would be a net positive for the world.
>>83951541i wouldn't announce any reports i make. but let's just say i could incidentally answer 'me' to your question.
>>83951503>Shitton CollieryLmao forgot about Shotton. Everything is going to be just fine lad. Warm weather pints and smiles coming soon
Just had me some kippers, TMAUmaxxing.
>>83951512i like that he's LARPing as a non-millennial youngster but with all this vintage 4chan knowledge.imagine that, without the irony. would make for some good posts tbqh.
>>83951487>>83951500i've never been sean lads but i do wish he'd come back
>>83951571What the fuck are you going on about you fat schizo.
>>83951569incidental fish smells don't count. this is stolen valour, like the toupee of TMAU.
certain man catching bans for impersonating me yet im still herewhoahahahahahahahahahahhaah
Getting bored of you lot, will leave and have a couple of wanks and return in the late evening. Ta-ra!
is MSG bad for you?
>>83951605see you later lad hope you have a good afternoon(not that i approve of the wanking, mind)
>>83951536>be summer wagie>new boss trying to force me into working full time>politely decline>they keep asking>i keep refusing >they KEEP asking>"NO">start with the thinly veiled threats "oh there might not be a job here next summer if we hire more staff" >That's no problem >they haven't posted any job listings>3 of the 4 full time staff may be leaving this year due to it being a miserable depressing hole Hearing rumours from the other lads working there that if i do come back they will knock me back to minimum wage, shan't be happening, i will either leave, or go to part time and just cunt about the entire time
i say it's time to bring out the big guns*rolls up sleeves**uses scrawny noodle arms to pop out a tapentadol 100mg*ooooooh we are comfy lads x
>>83951632sounds like absolute wank that, what's depressing is it probably works often enough.back in the JSA days i remember ASKING for 15 hours/week at minimum wage, even if the job paid more. surely that's a great thing that a lad is offering to work for less, but places refused.literally better off on the dole rather than losing it all. what a stupid system that was.
>>83951599Got a 9 min site wide ban because of you nasty little lad
>>83951571It was me who you just replied to that was posting about millennials before, lol.So I'm not footmong. So you can't take any light backlash on your posts without retreating into a schizo fantasy of a roaving (fake?) zoomer troll who is now also footmong lol.The most you can do is... >>83951387 Ironically acknowledge what was said? Which in your head means you win? k. Millennial dementia coming on strong. Happy for the country to slide down the shitter to get your chicken tendies on an app. Any opposition to that is trolling. lol k.
who drinks the orange juice lads?
>>839516842 eventually x
>>83951700you are correct my lad!
I am hyperbolic about all millennials but libtard millennials are the worst.I am just done hearing about your 90s 2000s nostalgia and out the other side of your mouth you're telling off people my age for still wanting the sort of country you have nostalgia for. You don't get to have it both ways old man.
>>83951710More N64s would fix this country *sip*
>>83951710It's funny to see 'millenial' slowly becoming a slur.People are going to start blaming us for all sorts soon
>>83951710It's not just that, they think the demographics of their time were an arbitrary factor that can be drastically changed and the result will be the same.
three days left with this 3.50 off a Deliveroo grocery order. i'm comparing every basket with the other sites (even the same shops) and none of them work out cheaper in the end.>have a discount, we miss you! yeah? then make my shopping cheaper.
>>83951730Guardian type millennials think Liberalism is a magic spell that brainwashes any form of human with any background into the same obedient grey goop human. Like they forgot from Afghanistan on the news when they were 10 that not everybody wants their liberalism.
>>83951744>tree fiddy off deliveroo groceriesWhat's that, like a free apple or something?
tried seeing my code works on a normal takeaway order but nah it HAS to be food shopping.Deliveroo is the most expensive one even as far as these marked-up sites go. but i'd be more tempted if a 15 quid takeaway became 12 quid.also you have to spend 25 quid to get free delivery with the Plus thing even? LOL WUT
>>83951744You are deliberately ignoring me because I done you and you know it. You are now the "feels guy" where his real face is seething but he's wearing a mask that shows a smug face. Don't worry I'm away out for a late lunch/dunch now you're safe.
>>83951779the only good thing about Deliveroo supermarket delivery is that it comes faster. Don't have to book a time slot days in advance.Everything else is cheaper on the actual shop's site.
>>83951744>>83951779Why did you go from normal file name to apple file name
>>83951779There's two coops near me 0.2miles and 0.8 mile, the 0.2 is cheaper in store than the 0.8 for the same items. It works out cheaper to deliveryoo from the 0.2 than buy in store at the 0.8Coop are some ripoff bastards as are deliveroo.
>>83951795tootrue. just mad they're not even hooking me in with some coupon.would personally go to the shops but i'm a bit spaced out on this tapentadol and also a tramadol so i doubt i'd get very far.what's everyone up to today?
>>83951817been comforting mumsy as she's gonna have a pacemaker fitted and she's a bit freaked outreckon she'll be rightI've been trying to get back into vidya but I just don't care about any of it
got me some classic coca-cola perhaps one of my all time favourite drinks
For me? Its Coop 99 tea
>>83951829hope it works out for her (and you) lad. docs know what they're doing x>>83951846on that Diet Coke myself, might not have the same taste but i rate it higher overalltrying to figure out if there's some way to clean my 8bitdo SNES D-pad so holding left doesn't register as down sometimes. Blad/someone, any ideas? not sure if running a thin needle around the edge is a good or bad idea, but it MIGHT just need de-gunking.
Hello lid.Wacaroni Wheeze with all the bits and gubbins for you de lad only seven quid. We do lush four portion meal for fifteen quid feed all your wee lids de lids on a budget.We ain't like the other stalls de lid we one hundred percent Finnish oathborn.Gwarn get a fat macaroni lasagne for a bargain de lid.
Ice cold but flat Dr Pepper is the GOAT
>>83951846Get down to Costco de lit. 6 bottles of 1.75L for 8 quid it lush.
keep getting stalked lids very frightened
>>83951898Lad I have to say you really are the most consistent posted here. You pump out tons of posts every day, with relatively huge effort put into them. I wish you got more engagement, you deserve it x
>>83951906>keep getting stalkedi know
>>83951909It's a silly little hobby. I like to imagine what those frogs do. It's a change from the seething.
me? fixing
>>83951779Give it escortlad and see if he can get a discount with his lady of the night friend.
>>83951926Need to do one about the Wodyssey de lid. Ten years to get from Wroy to Withica has well and truly done Apusseus's wollocks in!
>>83951503Pity me
>>83951951Alri escortmong/turkslugmong
I think getting rid of benefits altogether will lead to mass homelessness and people on the streets. The issue is that some lads are so lazy, mentally ill, low IQ and just badly brought up that even if they took away all bennies the lads would still not work or graft. Just do not have it in them sadly. Think it might do the country some good. Lots of lads arrogantly fucked around at school and disrespected people because they did not care. Having to realise that nobody cares about them and they could end up dying in the cold and nobody would care really fixes some peoples mentality.
If he can go to google to find the emoji used in this totally real conversation with the totally real escort why cant he just screenshot the text and edit out details, or screenshot anything at all related to his totally real escapades
>sewing kit>no needlesoh sod this i'll just accept my Crono has some leg condition.
>>83951978You that paedophile lad in Thailand? What does the uk benefit system have to do with you?
>>83951991I live in Wales. I live around benefit scrounging scum. Fucking cunts the lot of them.
>>83952001You are a child molester who moved to Thailand disguised as a school teacher to live out your sick fantasy.
>>83952001Thanks for slaving away to pay for my lifestyle lad x
>>83951978>I think getting rid of benefits altogether will lead to mass homelessness and people on the streets. The issue is that some lads are so lazy, mentally ill, low IQ and just badly brought up that even if they took away all bennies the lads would still not work or graft. Just do not have it in them sadly. Whenever I hear bleeding heart cunts say stuff like this, my response is always the same: okay but at what point does this become the responsibility of actual hard working productive people to pay for these mongs' entire lives? This is the part that is never fleshed out. To enact a welfare system requires holding the viewpoint that the most useless, lazy, unproductive people are ENTITLED to the money of hard working, honest, productive people. Literally - they deserve that money more than the people who earned it. The reason for why? Never given, just b-b-b-but they neeeeeed it! The logic of this position continues such that if the honest, productive, hard working people don't want to pay for the entire lives of a permanently dependent underclass, then the state should hold a gun to their head and force them to pay, or else be sent to prison. When it's plainly stated like this it truly becomes absurd and, quite frankly, immoral.>Think it might do the country some good. Lots of lads arrogantly fucked around at school and disrespected people because they did not care. Having to realise that nobody cares about them and they could end up dying in the cold and nobody would care really fixes some peoples mentality.Aye, sorry to the people affected, but sometimes your choices lead to consequences that aren't good. A slap in the face of reality is needed. Welfarism is such a drain on a nation.
>>83952031You just gave yourself a (You) lol
>>83952037Take your meds, welfare is not popular in Britain you prick
>>83952031>factory goes underOops better self euthanise
>>83952041You are a paedo, do you think we don't know you're on multiple devices
>>83952043Or maybe just get another job? Blows my mind how people can be so utterly feckless that if their factory job (not that you have one anyway lol) goes under their response is just 'well, better kill myself now'. Like, what?
>>83952052>Or maybe just get another job?Don't want to. You pay for me. Lol
>>83952058Tick tock useless eater, Restore is coming!
>>839520602 more weeks is it king?
>>83952052>just get another job?Competing with the other 100s that just lost their job and everyone else in the area looking for work. Yeah just walk into another factory like it's 1904 lmao. You lose your job, you're in the shit for a month or two going through all the hiring nonsense. That is what Jobseekers Allowance is for, not the extreme minority of wallers that thr Daily Mail thinks is 64% of the population. Get rid of that, what are they expected to do?
>>83952060You are a paedophile who lives in Cambodia.
>>83952072You are a paedophile who lives in Laos.
>>83952072You're right, it's not easy, and I would personally like to see a number of other changes made in concert with getting rid of welfare which would make things easier, generally improve the economy and so on. But fundamentally welfare as a concept means that others are entitled to your money and I have not come across a single person who can justify why that is the case. Also, while I am not a paedophile, I heavily suspect that you are a paedophile.
Britain in the 00s was so so much better. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jLYsIESNtUc&list=RDjLYsIESNtUc&start_radio=1
>>83952086>I have not come across a single person who can justify why that is the caseIt's really not hard to understand when you're not a resentful psychopath desu
>>83952094You don't live in Britain. You live in Thailand and you are a paedophile.
Wonder what Twitter posts Twittermong will post verbatim in here this time
This is the way it goes. In your mid-forties you have your first crisis of mortality (death will not ignore me) and ten years later you have your first crisis of age (my body whispers that death is already intrigued by me). But something very interesting happens to you in between.As the fiftieth birthday approaches, you get the sense that your life is thinning out, and will continue to thin out, until it thins out into nothing. And you sometimes say to yourself That went a bit quick. That went a bit quick. In certain moods, you may want to put it rather more forcefully. As in OY! THAT went a BIT FUCKING QUICK! Then fifty comes and goes, and fifty-one, and fifty-two. And life thickens out again. Because there is now an enormous and unsuspected presence within your being, like an undiscovered continent. This is the past.
>>83952097I have nothing against others joining voluntary organisations with collective job seeker pools to assist with things like keeping you afloat if you lose a job. Those used to exist and they worked fine. What is being proposed by a welfare state is that you should be forced into paying money into one giant version of the same thing, whether you like it or not, to pay for increasingly absurd and obvious scammers who refuse to work even though they can.I'm not a psychopath, I don't think people should be forced to pay for others' lives. I would probably quite happily join a voluntary organisation as such if welfare was eliminated. It's basically just job loss insurance. Again, we used to have these groups and they worked very well. But now we have no choice; gun to your head; YOU VILL PAY ZE TAXES TO PAY FOR DOSSERS' ENTIRE LIVES!!! You're the psycho, mate.
>>83952108You are that mong who lives in Cambodia and molests children?
>>83952117We all know you live in Thailand and fiddle kids you pervert.
My intellect and comedic genius leaves you brainlets baffled and I didn't leave school with qualifications, I don't work and I still live with my mum. My irony and sarcasm is on another level. I am so 4chan it hurts.
litearlly just one reason youd live in cambodia and its not the road qualityfuckign wrongun
>>83952117>>83952086It is really not hard to understand how social welfare develops in culturally/ethnically homogenous societies where everyone feels part of the same family in a real way.You cannot understand that because you are a psychopathic judeo-capitalist individualist mong who sees economics as the be all end all of existence.
>>83952118No, lad. Why are you baselessly accusing others of paedophilia? Have I struck a nerve?
>>83952127Poor lad you are. Trying to deflect from the fact that you diddle kids in Cambodia by making accusations about Thailand against different random people. Pathetic really. Leave those poor Cambodian kids alone
threw off my idea of playing computer games. there's too much involved.instead, i've sorted through my tupperware of chillies to find the least rotten ones. having chilli con carne + rice, felt like pepping it up a bit x
>>83952127NTA but I accuse you of being the paedophile lad in Thailand because that's who you are. You have admitted it many times in the past.
>>83952124True that. There is a Cambodian dwelling pervert here who keeps deflecting making baseless accusations about Thailand to random different people. A cover for his own sick perversions.
>>83952144I am not the Thai pervert there is the other Thai pervert around here. Also a Cambodian pervert lad or something.
He's trying to larp he's Welsh now we know what you're into and it isn't sheep ha ha ha sick cunt
>>83952126Ah yes, capitalism, that famous jewish invention. Grow up, mong, and stop molesting children.
Just imagine, living in a box room in Phnom Penh, planning to abuse innocents and making horrendous accusations against innocent britfeelrs to deal with your guild. So sad and evil
My intellect is so high I can't express myself to mere normie fake anonymous tourists so I use screenshots of twitter posts and plebbit posts to convey my meaning, my point, my argument. I've beaten you again.
>>83952153I don't know about Cambodia but I know you are a paedophile who moved to Thailand to "teach English".
>>83952153Oh right, so you're the Laotian nonce? Well equally fuck you too then you fucking sick pervert.
>>83952155Shut up Cambodian mong. We all know what you like to diddle
how easy is it to move to thailand and teach english? my friend wants to know
Little Timmy, your mother has to prostitute herself because Daddy can't work because he broke his leg at work. That'll show the wallers
>>83952164No lad that is some other cunt here but I know the one you are talking about. Larping as a Welsh or something.
everyone here keeps accusing each other of nonce shit in SEA. can I get a quick rundown?
>>83952158Your Rothbardian oy vey brand of it is yes. This isn't a back and forth btw, you're a brainlet, I'm correct. Cheers.
>>83952173It's quite easy, but the Thai government has wised up to what's going on. Now the visa application process involves a so-called 'nonce-check'. They strap you into a chair, hook you up to a penile plethysmograph and then make you flip through an OshKosh B'gosh catalogue.If you redline it then they reject you outright.
>>83952187Basically, years ago some guy here moved to Thailand and posted about it. He was a bit famous in the group for a bit. Some rumours he was a pedo. Now people keep accusing people of being him. Apparently another one in cambodia but not sure
6 hours before the thread descended into blindly accusing each other of being paedophiles, your brain cell fried lol
Shippy redlining a penile plethysmograph by flipping through an OshKosh B'gosh catalogue.
imagine being hooked up to a penile plethysmograph and have sexy women spread their fanny to you and if it detects arousal you get shot Could you do it?
>>83952210honestly my brain is so wrecked by years of porno i could probably pass that
>>83952210I mean probably at this point yeah, my system is so fucked from years of futa porn not sure if regular lasses would do it for me any more. Literally this shit needs to be banned lol, I know a bunch of people on discord and such that say the same thing, that they got addicted to it young and now they're fucked. Part of the wider male loneliness epidemic I reckon. Lads need to shag often and early to keep them on the right track and not get addicted to the endless free porn available online.
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap whoahahahahahahahahahahahah
Oh aye, redlining that penile plethysmograph and it lush x
has the thread been filled out by bots?
>>83952201>your brain cell friedMongboy
>>83952241I'm curious, link the posts you think are by bots. I really don't get why people would bot britfeel, but wiling to hear you out. I think that sometimes people really are just way more mongy than most people assume, so it looks like bot behaviour sort of.
awooooooooooooooooooooohttps://youtu.be/zYHM5u1MK2k?t=15
>>83952254>link the posts you think are by botsThe ones I don't like
>>83952254more just a general inkling. like you know when you join an empty Quake/whatever server and suddenly there are all these 'players' going through the same repetitive scripts?you can't fool me, Grunts.
pure lushness that chilli was.sometimes you have to appreciate the food you have, rather than seethe at the food you don't.
>>83952256>Poppy shagger Whoahhahah
Me? Having a productive day asking Grok to remove makeup from porn screenshots.
should all teachers take a penile plethysmograph and be shown pictures of schoolgirls in short skirts. how many male teachers r gonna redline?
>>83952203QRD on Shippy I'm new here
>>83952285Restore will do this. Any redliners will get the rope.>>83952295Notorious nonce who used to hang around here (probably still does a bit lurking, doesn't post much any more).
>>83952284They are all men in this pic
>>83952265It's worse than bots lad, the facts are much grimmer. These are grown men going through the same topics, lashing out with the same baseless accusations day in day out.
>>83952302> Restore will do this. Any redliners will get the rope.like 95 percent of men are attracted to post puberty aged teenagers 16-19. > >>83952302is shippy the one in Thailand or Cambodia?
>>83952302I know who he is lad I just wanted to see you post another little spaz out x
went to Japan once and saw lolicon being sold in the 18 plus section. wild stuff.
>>83952284isn't it just making up fake detail, though?don't like what James Cameron is doing to my kinos.
Sent the Beast of Bangkok running ha ha x
Wales is it ha ha x
The Terror of ThailandThe Creature of CambodiaThe Letch of Laos
>>83952364The lncel of Istanbul
>>8395232395 percent of men are attracted to 95 percent of women when they are post-menarche, regardless of the number of times the earth has revolved around the sun since they were born
>>83952333wasn't it legal until recently (as in, last 10 years or something)? presumably was 18+.remember this programme where Graham Norton went to Japan corrr it's like another country in a sense
i'm sorry right but everyone took the mickey out of those Predator Blu-rays for the terrible digital de-noise stuffand now they're doing AI on Arnie's face in the OPPOSITE direction in a way. i thought everyone agreed you just clean the original film, scan it in the highest res you can, and match the colour grading?everyone agreed. i thought so.
>>83952371Indeed. Men will shag anything.>men are attracted to x, therefore we should be allowed to shag x and it is good for us to shag x!Only a moid could find this logical. What would you NOT put your pecker in exactly. Literally nothing would be off limit.
Probably won't pass an extended DBS check due to police arresting me with no further actions. No point even applying for most jobs.
Literally believe the laws should be written according to their erection. Moids are a disease.
>>83952400>Probably won't pass an extended DBS check due to police arresting me with no further actions. No point even applying for most jobs.There is no DBS in Turkey
I hear these days they don't let you become a teacher unless you have a conviction for noncing.
Crying about "nonces" like you're on some retarded little youtube predator hunting channel with your low-IQ fat fuck male mates and that one token fat bitch who they always have to add because shes probably fucking one of the other members.
i've owned an official copy of Star Wars which entitles me to a backup copy(have this photo from m Windows Phone as proof)but what if someone who didn't have these specific DVDs thinks, 'i want to watch Star Wars the theatrical version,' and all the streaming services decide, 'no you just can't do that'?
>>83952410There is here in England. It makes me angry and upset thinking about it to be honest. I'm not going to do some bottom of the barrel job like I am some actual convicted criminal. It's not right.
>>83952430You seem rather upset by people who don't like paedophiles. Why's that lad?
>There is here in England.
>>83952283ill spark you the fuck out if you don't shut the fuck up son. simple as.
>>83952446Used to love my Windows Phone. Getting Xbox achievements in mobile games felt good.
>Hes a pedo!>You're a pedo! >She's a pedo!>No! You're a pedo! Britfeel discourse in 2026, absolutely riveting.
>>83952453You seem awful obsessed with so-called nonces. Why's that lad? Part of the "obsessed with homos despite being a homo" closet cases?
>>83952468fuck up you noncey bastard or ill beat the fuck out of youwhoahahahahhahahahahahaha
I've done that many captchas I only have to do 2 now per post, sometimes none at all. It lush. It lovely.
>>83952397Yeah you would be off the charts you ugly cow.
>>83952471dunno why i laughed at that, wasnt even funny and im proper depressed today. Cheers la
>>83952468You find it hard to believe people just don't like paedophiles? That's strange to you?
>>83952475Silence moid. Makes me laugh that the government is banning AI chatbots. Final nail in the coffin of the rape pornography culture is VPN ban. Can't come soon enough. :D
everything was better in Britain pre Covid. Everything was better pre Brexit. Everything was better pre 2010 Tory election. Everything was better pre 2007 crash. Fucking hate the 2007 crash. Fucking awful. 2006 was the last normal year. Economy was good and culture was normal. Good music and youth culture. Internet there but not taken over life. No fucking Facebook. Facebook and fucking iPhone in 2007 and financial crash. We have been living in hell ever since.
>>83952466Some of these lads have been at this for over a decade, 7 days a week lol
>the only place where inter-continental marathon event in the world
>the only place where inter-continental marathon event in the world.Mongslug
Istanbul is the only place in the world with an inter-continental marathon event. You wouldn't be able to do that in the UK. Maybe crossing countries could be a thing if they let the marathon go through the channel tunnel though.
>>83952484Men will always make imaginary rape in their minds eye. It is not stopping.
You actually deleted itOh nonononononononononnono ahahahahahahahahahahaha
On a real fucking meltie marathon today aren't we? Fuck me this is more boring than one of helper's overnight sadpost binges. Sort it out would you?What's for dinner then? Reckon I'm gonna do a toad in the hole, haven't had one this year and it's long overdue.
>>83952507>>83952510Fixed it lad. I should know better being English.
>>83952516Guess what. By then 95% of the moid population will be in JAIL for breaking the VPN ban. :)You can imagine whatever you like when you are locked up in a jail cell. Women and girls will be safe for once.JAIL!
abysmal special effect, here. but i'm willing to bet they fixed that thing in the bottom left in SOME revised version. whatever 'current and correct' version is the only one available, that'll be the film itself to zoomers/alpha/future generations.not saying it's as bad as the Nazi book burnings. obviously, this is worse.
I have seen personalities come and go over the years and now britfeel is in it's death throes. LUSH x4.
10 years for breaking vpn ban. Women and girls finally safe for the first time in my life I dont have to worry about going outside when its dark.
Footmong was built and designed for suicide.
Watching a lovely british rose do her asmr outside in this cold weather in just a tank top. I guess she doesn't feel the cold.
>>83952495>istanbul is the only place where inter-continental marathon event in the worldmongboy, doesn't matter if you deleted it.
>>83952518i just had some chilli con carne + rice. 23% beef in these. what are you having with your toad in the hole?
>>83952542As long as there's a single Turk samefagging his routines there will always be a whiny bitch to meta-post and cry about the state of britfeel. LUSH x8.
quite clever this i must say
>>83952559Post linkYou wont.
>>83952563Would you consider it to be dynamite hot? I think everything is getting less spicy to account for people's little bitch tastes. I am absolutely certain that nandos medium and hot sauces have got CONSIDERABLY less spicy in the last ten years. I don't go there but I used to think medium was pretty good, now it's like a gust of air. Pathetic. Mashed potatoes in answer to your question, a huge mountain of mash and loads of petit pois.
>>83952576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIwGqTUwG3I
>>83952536Yes miss I've been a very bad moid. I need punished.
New thread after mummy has made are din dins lads corr britfeel until bedtime
>>83952596It's just footmong pretending to be an angry woman, probably got fired so he's gone insane again.
>>83952589>Would you consider it to be dynamite hot? my spice tolerance has gone way down, i suppose it's the spiciest of these dog food chilli tins. then again it's easy to stir some chilli flakes into any old slop (for me just now, it was fresh bird's eye chillies).>nandos medium and hot sauces have got CONSIDERABLY less spicy in the last ten yearsi miss this hottest one they did for a while. although with hot sauce stuff they get vinegary rather than just spicy.>Mashed potatoes in answer to your question, a huge mountain of mash and loads of petit pois.corrr that sounds nice. is it because it's Wednesday? i was raised with this idea Wednesdays are for demi-Sunday-dinners, sometimes. not a full roast, mind, just a meal with yorkies and gravy for Wednesday tea.
>>83952630if post-400 anxiety lad was still here, that other thread wouldn't be dangling off the edge of page 10 right now. we'd all be there, supporting him with our eagerness for migration
>I..i..it's *spins dolly rolodex* behind those posts I know it is I just know ha ha ha ha
>>83952680>ha ha ha haits whoahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha mongwhoahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
>>83952641It's not. Moidlass is a cute foid who hates moids. She will lock me up and punish me for being a pervert.
>>83952686You can't fite and you live with your mum ha ha ha
>>83952651Don't really have any strict days, just went shopping yesterday and got all the bits in and fancied something big and hearty after a small lunch. No schedule for me, just whatever we feel like cooking.
>h..h..he l..l..lives with his m...mu....mumwhoahahahahahahahahhaahahha
The other thread was worth saving. We have somewhere to migrate to and be edgy dank meme posting anonymous mad lads ha ha ha
>>83952698>fitemongboy
>>83952712That is the British spelling foreign mong
>>83952302There is no concrete proof that Shippy is a paedophile
instead of calling each other nonces, which is just boring at this point, i suggest we start accusing each other of being jews
>>83952712I'm more 4chan than u r little lad ha ha ha x
>>83952723Ok turkslug. Been watching too many films, haven't you?
>>83952725b b but what about all those screenshot of "Anonymous" a a and teh epic lore lol lmao even kek scream crease lol
>>83952466>>83952493It's not even just britfeel. When I see slop on the timeline, it's just mongs crying about pedos. Saw an image once from a protest and it said "both sides are jsut calling each other pedos", cant find it sadly.
you're all on notice and you're all getting sparked the fuck out and its gonna be 16X LUSHwhoahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>83952723>British spellingexposed yourself there la x
>>83952757No one is getting sparked out and that is infinityLUSH
>>83952743The misspelling is a meme lad. like teh and like liek. Now fite me IRL ur mum is a slag
>>83952770What is it? the 'british spelling' or a 'meme misspelling' please pick one.
>>83952743you're the one saying this while on Oxford LEARNER'S Dictionaries lol.check the FULL OED, pleb.
>>83952777You fucking spastic ha ah
evening de lats x
Ruh Roh they're fighting over spellings classic oldfag style ha ha ha
>>83952781which just means it's in their corpus since it goes back centuries. it's not Oxford FRENCH Dictionary, is it?
chicken, lardons and apple cooked in cider with mash for me
>>83952788Fuck up mongboy sean
>>83952797You're a fucking spastic and its LUSHShut thyn mouth or we shal kepe speking in this wise you fucking turkish parasite
>>83952801picked me up a lamb shank in red wine gravy off the reduced bit earlier me. hope you enjoy your scran.
>>83952576I think it's this asmr coral lass. She's only 18 though so feels a bit wrong to post here.
>>83952824>asmr corallooks like she has a bit of the downs kek turks will go after literally ANYTHING
>>83952831I like her in the river videos but she's getting a bit fat now sadly. As I said...she's a genuine rose, not a superficial stacey.
youtube keeps playing me those government funded woman harassment ads. just refresh the page whenever they start playing. you never see ads about women harassing men.
>>83952812this is the RACIST argument people use against Scots-as-a-language.go move to Spain if you want some prescriptivist, standardised language. over here we speak ENGLISH!!!
We'll look abck on these days when we're in our 50s wondering how we kept up the pace all day everyday calling each other nonces, our side splitting gimmicks, wondering if it's a personality behind that post, grinning to ourselves as we samefag, they never caught on because we change posting style.
>>83952848You are a Turkish though. So a bog standard girl turns into an exotic "rose" in your mind as long as she's white. There are many other brown men like you on youtube making similar comments. Whereas to me in England it's just a standard lass.
standing in front of a court, explaining every 4chan post you ever made
look at this image. not a single one of them on their phones, all of them leaving seats for the fairer sex.how do we go back?
Looks like I've won this thread.
>>83952880>over here we speak ENGLISHwhich part of istanbul is that?
Miss polish lass. You can always tell when a girl is confident when she isn't afraid to show off her fangs.
>>83952944you've won fuck all sean lad ill drop you on sight
>>83952923never get that far for me lid, mentyelf case
>>83952917>in England it's just a standard lass.i miss the more frumpy look of women in old paintings. clearly very attractive, the artist chose a good-looking model. but those same women in a photo today would attract>LOOOLLL SHE LOOKS BRI'ISH!!!wank from people with incorrect eyes and opinions.
>>83952970Creepy Turk
Mums watching silent witness downstairs and WHY does every single episode have some sort dwarf spacker as the tech expert?
>>83952987She's 24 lad, maybe 25 now.
>>83952988do they still film it with that greasy, glowing look?
>>83952971I'm Ebin and I'll chib you little lad x
>>83953000and that is supposed to make it ok is it lad?
>>83953000She could be 70 and you would still be a creepy Turk
>>83953009it doesn't matter who you are i'll still drop you then bang your mum while you sit there like a vegetable and you'll do fuck all about it
Crossys favourite pokemon
some kawaii motherfuckers ITT about to get glomped
>>83953025>666 KBcrossy RUN
>>83953010I've always liked her youthful beauty. Unfortunately she's turning into a cat lady and couldn't bank on steady income from online men. I guess she's trying to get a real job or finding some rich sucker now instead of wasting her time making videos. It's always about the money sadly.
>>83953016It's not creepy to be a fan of an adult woman.
>>83953025Misdreavus can be male?
>>83952925It's a long gone era. Too young to really value it sadly. Now the foids just look at their phones all day swiping men away on online dating apps and wanting mr perfect. It's so over for the average man. Steve Jobs never envisioned this.
>>83953097It's 50/50. I always thought it was 100% female.
just had a can of coke (tastes better than a bottle of coke)
>>83953118That's because it tastes better when it's not out of plastic. The plastic leaches out into the drink making it taste different. The best taste you can get is out of a glass bottle.
>>83953131I used to think the same about glass bottles, but I think the aluminium leeching into the coke from the can makes it taste better (and added bonus of dementia risk)
>>83953146It doesn't. They use an epoxy coating inside Coca-Cola cans. The Chinese have been desperately trying to reproduce the formula with no success.
I bet they don't even have those coca-cola trucks in the UK.
You wish you could have a beautiful turkish woman by your side. The fact is their women are too good for the average british man.
these new ones are cute>Tandemaus two-bear thing, where it's two bears>evolves to Mausholdnow a bear family
sod it. more impulsive i think, had a zolpidem.ordering from Sainsbury's on that Deliveroo. i just hope they have MY necessities in stock.
Certain people need pipe downs x
>>83953338Splitting the reform vote it LUSH x4
>>83953340rightoids will never learn
Reform's policies >w..w..w.. we need to b..b..ban people from w..w..w.orking from ..h..home..Woahahahahahahahahaha
>>83953356uve done them lol
DON'T CARESTILL VOTING RESTORE
>DON'T CARE>STlLL VOTING RESTORE
>>83953413I didn't realise you were based, seethie.
>>83953453TOTAL LOWE VICTORYMILLIONS MUST GO
>NEW: Elon Musk has accused Reform UK of being "Nazis" and wanting "race extinction" for encouraging White Genocidehttps://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2024176134443684193Kek
>>83953520why is he considered significant or relevant in any of this?
It's all dust lads it's just dust
Time to transition to the new but already existing thread from earlier today that appears to have been created in spite but now has a use:>>83951242>>83951242>>83951242#britfeel #4chan #seasidemark #webuyanycar
>>83953520LOL Elon musk was BEGGING Epstine to let him come to his pedo island to rape children on Christmas Day while his kids were opening their presents in another room. Is this who the right looks up to?
>>83953674Bit early yet de lid. Got another 9 more to go.
I hang back and don't go into a new thread untill its 50 or more posts in it
