Porkington Pie edish
>>83969038the size of that thing
>>83968989>I didn't care about any of them the way they were seemingly obsessed with me, I now despise this country and it's pathetic cultureYe same lad. I don't understand why are they are so obsessed with what other people do. Like it's a fucking workplace. Go, do your job and stfu. They have to create drama and problems for no reason. I'm lucky I'm contracted here until August but idk if I will survive until then
it dawned upon me that my uncle (mum's younger brother) is 38 and has literally never had a real wageslave job.he went straight from undergrad into a PhD programme, then spent several years as a researcher at a university fucking around in a lab, then founded a small company based on his research and it's been making him over 200k a year with him doing 10 hours of work a week according to my (seething) mum. all this as a working class lad, his dad was a lorry driver.wonder if it's too late to ask him for a nepo job. I'm 25 and pretty much only see him at Christmas. mum hates him and she'd hate it but it's better than this hell.
not a huge fan of pork de lidz
>>83969075What about pork de gurlz?
mi a go spark yuh out little bomboclart lad
>>83969075alri turkmong lad, that isn't a surprise, is it?
>>83969075Not a huge fan of irish spackers living in care homes in england
>>83969083jamaican mi real scared man
>>83969070>mum hates himWhy? Nonce?
corrr another zolpidem down the hatch. wanted more of the zolpidem-y effects (Z-lads know the score). threw in a tapentadol as well, as an opioid chaser.risking substances can be risky, but i know my drugs: they don't give out these certificates to just anyone.
>>83969086Not him but I don't really like pork either (you can get worms from it).. Just a fussy British lad.
>>83969100yuh right fi be scared cause mi ago knock yuh out
Not sure I can be bothered to go to the giggington in manchester tomorrow night, ive given up on the idea of making friends anymore and northern are expensive arseholes to deal with, probably not worth going me thinks, alternative is sitting in my flat, but I like my flat and at the end of the day. Just dunno anymore. No ones aware of me existence these days, they haven't for years x
>>83969093You are not even British though of any kindhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/PMJtZDnEtH%2FB%2BPfeB5f1jw%3D%3D/page/2/
>>83969112mi rather ya dint do it man, mi yardies a mess and you finna trip over something till mi woman she get pon de broom
>>83969062It's funny because one of the reasons I didn't go to Uni was because I was bored of being in school and putting up with other people's nonsense, then I proceeded to spend years working in a fucking office which was just school but worse lmaoThere was this one cunt, his mother worked there too and she was a miserable old cunt, I'll never forget what he said to me, I was still relatively new at the time, it wasn't so much the question but the way he said it "what do you EVEN do on a weekend?"He wasn't in my department and I'd never even spoke to the cunt before but they'd obviously been gossiping about me, I was still a fucking teenager and most of these people were middle aged, I could write a book about that job
>>83969111ok turkmong lad, first off, if you're from these isles you'd know you don't refer to yourself as British unless you have no actual familial connection with these isles. whereas a proper Englishman, Welshman, Scotsman, Irishman, will say exactly where they're from.secondly, don't care, i've seen what they're serving on the streets of istanbul, rather chance it on a day old pork chop tbqhwy.
>>83969126>"what do you EVEN do on a weekend?"If you arent partying every weekend or going to a restaurant with your wife they basically think you're a subhuman.
>>83969120mi ago allow it bredda. kip safe
>>83969119State of this yank's degenerate posts. Why is there random americans here trolling Sean? At least he's actually from here.
>>83969149Not sure he is with that surname, irish scum.
>>83969132You've done him there lad ha ah ah
>>83969168And who asked you Big Tex. Fat fucking american pig. What a joke.
sliming her turkish tuppence on a hot day would be so lush.
>>83969172Touched a nerve, did i? Interesting you got melty over that.
>>83969178You're literally foreign lol
>>83969172alri little lad you fuming?
>sIiming her turkish tuppence on a hot day would be so lush.
>>83969185You're on a melty because I said something about someone, interesting. Not sure who'd go on a melty unless they're them :)
>Not a huge fan of irish spackers Iiving in care homes in england
>>83969149Look at those brit threads, there's more Americans etc. than Brits in them, that's where they're all coming from
>>83969194White British hands typed the post your replied to. I want to shag a greasy Turkish female.
>>83969197Why are you calling people spackers? You're a yank. You just copy words you see on the internet to fit in? Weird gimp.
Lads I am fuming. I bulk buy toiler paper to save money and new pack came today. I was putting them in the utility cupboard and something just seemed wrong about them, couldn't put my finger on it. I grabbed one and compared it to one of the previous pack and look what they fucking did.They increased the diameter of the inner cardboard tube, but kept the overall size the same, so it sort of looks the right size, but there's less actual toilet paper per roll. Pic related. SAME PRICE THOUGH FOR FUCK SAKE. Nothing good has happened in this country in decades. It's just more of this shit every day, punctuated by something extremely shit like a rape gang, before going back to everyday mundane shit. Holy fuck when does it end? When does SOMETHING start to get better. Even the toilet paper is getting worse.
>>83969176>sweatycorr and I mean phwoar
>>83969172>Big Tex. Fat fucking american pig.Kek
>>83969212Not me lad, you're on one and it shows ha ha
>>83969197I am not Sean but even if I was it wouldn't change you being a foreign yank. Weirdo.
>>83969222What a spastic this troll is mate, most likely seethemong ban evading as usual
So there's just a network of fat Americans stalking HHL. Grim.
seethemong was right all you do all day in here is accuse people of being X Y and Z
>>83969104she's nine years older than him and considers him a spoiled brat who had it easy. he went to uni and their parents helped him out during that while she supposedly got fuck all in terms of support in her day.
He doesn't get it. Irish, English. We can discuss that. But he's not part of the conversation. Fat american mong trying to blend in to troll foreign tripfags. What a life.
This needs updating to 'post, turkish'.
Yeehaw exposed your fucken ass buddy
>>83969216Bet her sweat smells of kebabs.
A 56%er questioning anyone's heritage lol lmao even
Young Jennifer Connelly may have been the most beautiful woman in history.
a lot of samefagging going on here tonight kek
taking some at risk apus to watch a donkey eat figs tommorrow, room for a few more in the zafira too lads if you've any
I am British and watch iPlayer sometimes. Think that should be enough.
>>83969298>I am Britishalri abdul lad x
am actually brushing up on my old legally-acquired textbooks now(could probably sneak into the library still but then i'd have to sit there)lollin at this it says 'degeneration of the nigro' i wonder if anyone caught that
>>83969298You are Turkish and you watch iplayer by lying that you have a TV license which anyone can do
>>83969305Really am lad. I have iplayer on my xbox one too.
If only we had boards with flags or flags and IDs
Wow you can read a textbook? Wow that's crazy no one else has been a student before we must bow down
why can't normal people (i.e. non-students, students are not normal) be allowed textbooks? by which i mean, i do actually want to buy this and read it again. let's just check Amazon how much it cos- oh piss.books are just more pleasant to read than web pages. but even The C Programming Language (2nd ed.) is (still) 45 quid. everyone's read that!who's setting these prices, Nintendo?
Wonder what Ruthmong's kebabs are like
>look i have read scientific text before. see? all science is the same. i am just as smart as you and einstein as well probably Didn't anticipate this level off butthurt
>>83969379I don't enjoy greasy kebabs because I'm British. McDonalds is the only slop I get brought to me.
Banging out spackers on the daily and its 4x LUSH
Here go again Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
I'm probably smarter than Einstein tbqh
>>83969440>Here go againmongboy
>>83969422What's your go-to McDonald's order?
Are kyla enjoys her turkish kebabs.
>>83969450Sorry I was crying onto my keyboard
That's a code word for his slimy grim manhood he wants to spray over our roses like a fire hose. Vile bastard turk.
>>83969452Don't trust delivery. Parents go to drive-thru.>>83969454double quarter pounder meal. might try that new chicken tikka wrap.
I feel dirty when I think I might be replying to a Yank, no replying from now on
Officially hit my lowest point, lads.My mum just asked me if I'm a virgin.
>>83969474She's no british rose. A very bad influence on wuthie.
>>83969475>chicken tikka wrapI don't eat McSlop much but I had that recently, was alright, pretty good value if you get the wrap of the day deal
>>83969482Fuck off to /bant/ then gimp
>>83969488It's ok to be a virgin, anon.
>>83969475>might try that new chicken tikka wrapstill here abdul lad?
You could be talking to an American larping as a Brit. Disgusting.
>>83969502seethmong you are probably not even british like me. you are probably a paki.
>>83969488grim lad, my uncle asked me once when I was like 18, told him to fuck off
>>83969488Maybe if you didn't spend 17 hours a day on britfeel you wouldn't be in this situation?
>He's not pulling 18+ hours a day on 4chan NGTMIL
>>83969488>My mum just asked me if I'm a virgin.Does your mum do anal?
>>83969513not seethemong thanks lad, though, he has got you rattled to fuck it seems. especially since there is more than one post of whoever calling whoever seethemong.
>>83969493Fuck up Turk don't reply to me
>>83969500In a sense yes, but when you're a 27 year old man and still a virgin it does indicate that things aren't going well.>>83969515Coming from an uncle it sounds a bit noncey.>>83969516I only spend about 10 hours a day here, I do other things with my life too.>>83969534She didn't just out of nowhere ask me, we were talking about trying to get me employed again and she was saying she feels bad that I'm missing out on life and milestones, then obviously dating and relationships came up and she was like "I mean, you've never had a girlfriend, have you even ever...? Don't tell me you've not." and I just looked at her because what do you even say in that situation?>>83969543No clue, probably, she's been married to my dad for decades, married couples do stuff like that over the years.
>>83969512It's not even that per se but the fact he was posting>Not a huge fan of irish spackers living in care homes in englandAs if that's even remotely any of his fucking business gave me the ick. Cunt thinks he's on /brit/. American cretins allowed to get too comfortable on there.
>>83969488and what was your response de lid?
Who the fuck are you meant to be. "Spackers". Fuck off.
>>83969580Yeah was not a nice conversation to have.>>83969592Like I said I just looked at her, didn't respond to that point specifically and just moved on to talk about other things.
Sparking out spackers on the daily and its 4x lush
>sparking out spackers
>>83969574>"I mean, you've never had a girlfriend, have you even ever...? Don't tell me you've not."is ur mum hot lid, thats hot imo xx
ick? Fucking retching. There is an American mong in here giving it what for and he's dog shit under Seans shoe wtf acting like one of the lads
>>83969606>>83969622Grim lads, never understood this fetish to be quite honest with you, makes me physically sick to imagine such things with a family member.
>>83969622She's 15 stone de lad
There are forrins in 'ere pretending to be British and talking to each other and neither of them are British.
>>83969574>it does indicate that things aren't going well.True, but that's not a sign it will always be that way.
>>83969636No she's slim, my mum is actually a decent person all around and isn't one of those older people who just totally gave up on taking care of themselves.>>83969650Okay then.>>83969657Of course independent of anything else sure, but have to say I don't think my life is going to magically turn around and be wonderful any time soon. Plus I missed out on young love and young sex, so there's always going to be that bitter taste to everything.
>>83969525Yes they fucking do mong. It's not a shithole third world country.
>>83969665Bit defensive there slug mong
turkmong and hhl having a loving embrace in bed together
>>83969665Lad I'm English, the main character of the universe. I don't care about your shithole raghead country.
>>83969664>she's slimPhwoar
>i-it's technically secular Lol
Mad to think that the seethers aren't even British
>w..w..we do h..h..have d..drive thru..s in .t..tur..key.. y..y..you ..bloody ..b.bb.bastard.. bitch!Woahahahahaha
>>83969790Just a shame about his long neck, gimp face, norwood IIIa hairline, bug eyes and micropenis.
Fucking hell de lids wish I kept my childhood copy now ckinnell.
>>83969747are Rupert will sort them lad
>>83969803Bought that for like 3 quid on my PS3. Probably still on the store.
Think I'll treat myself and break out the baby oil for this wank oh aye x
>>83969819Basically every single man who ever lived up until the 1990s got this.
>>83969826Imagine being this retarded. So confident yet so wrong.
>>83969826>>83969831Online dating apps have basically killed any hope of getting sex for me. Why would a a woman want to hook up with a 6/10 when there's always 8/10s available?
Before you get ahead of yourselves, have you mastered talking to women yet?
>>83969747Proof of this lad?
>>83969852Did I claim it to be true?
Sparking mongboys should not be a crime.
I wish I could find a lass into GNU/Linux to love me.
>>83969844Hard to disagree, there was already hoeflation before the 2010s, but holy shit when smartphones/apps/dating apps kicked off big time with Tinder it became exponential. Literally too much choice. Too many men, too much validation, too much attention, always more options. The ratio of men:women on dating apps is about 9:1 lmao. Good luck!
>There areProof. Fair enough >To ThinkPondering. Proof? Why you fucking mong.
>>83969859Tinder wasn't that bad when it first came out to be honest. I'm 5ft6 and not that good looking and I scored a few lays on it. This was before hoeflation though. After a few years I tried again and got nowhere with it. Hinge worked okay for me for a while but now that is shit too.
>>83969857mongboy rights are human rights lad
>>83969853You might as well have
>>83969871Hoeflation was always ticking along, and yeah getting in on the ground floor of tinder would let you get some pussy as an average guy in the early days, but the inflationary trends haven't just magically stopped since then. Pudgy girls looking for 6'2" bodybuilders.
>>83969857simple as, BOSH!!!
Wonder what dating apps they use.
Kebabs, Burgers and Christ knows what other filth in my britfeel. It just isn't right.
>>83969908Probably Goldiggr.
I'm on PLUNGR, it's a dating app specifically for people into anal sex.
Are dating apps a thing in japan? Is it as bad over there?
>>83969943Women are chad only everywhere now. It's just a grim era to be an average man. Expect more hate crimes towards women in the coming years.
You know those pray mats you use are they custom made for you or just off a pallet?
>>83969955>Expect more hate crimes towards women in the coming years.You won't do shit little man.
Lads, trying to workshop a joke here, maybe a meme I can use AI to generate, not sure will see. I'm working on trying to meld Logan's Run with Turkmong.Turkmong's Run, perhaps? The flashing red light in his palm in the shape of a rose?Dunno, thoughts?
Angry at women hour
got on to looking at old academic stuff from my degree and i miss it a bit. it's a shame i went mental.reading my essays and lollin at all the bits where i clearly added redundant words in or otherwise padded it out to get the word count up.this 'power and oppression' assignment i give a qrd on the Jim Crow laws in the US, and then went on to say how gamers are sexist. is it all filler, or am i making relevant points about power and oppression? who's to say.
>>83969973Slug and the slime trail is the flag stretched and flowing him. I'd like to see the logans run one as well lad
Reckon jammers is getting pussy this weekend?
The girl I used to talk to and flirt with doesnt reply to me anymore WHY BRO?
Laura's genitalia
Gemini is dogshit, it decided to use a meme format that hasn't been good in a decade.
>>83970008Bit weird thinking about some literally who youtuber having sex grim twat
You really are a sad lifeless sad act https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/VccSzRVZz2xBlWQxa2i6xA/
>>83970018NTA but I am constantly thinking about other people having sex. Walking down the street I'll be wondering when the last time they had sex might have been, days, weeks, months, years even? Do they crave sex like I do? Are they any good? Have they ever been truly desired? Most of my assessments are wanting.It's fucking grim out there for the average guy. Fucking miserable, lonely, sexless lives for a solid 75% of men and then even the 25% who are regularly having sex it's mostly going to be starfish pity sex with no effort.
>>83970008How is it that no men get sex but all women get sex, how is Chad capable of shagging 90% of women every day, does he have a time turner or what
>I am constantly thinking about other people having sex. Walking down the street I'll be wondering when the last time they had sex might have been, days, weeks, months, years even? Do they crave sex like I do? Are they any good? Have they ever been truly desired? Most of my assessments are wanting.>It's fucking grim out there for the average guy. Fucking miserable, lonely, sexless lives for a solid 75% of men and then even the 25% who are regularly having sex it's mostly going to be starfish pity sex with no effort.
>>83970013Probably more meaty than we like to imagine.
Foreigners could be using pictures of our lads to laugh at them I feel sick
>>83970045it looks like this corr
>>83970039Chad is always fucking a new woman every week. Women aren't even horny most of the time.
Feel bad cs my sister said Thank you exclamation mark with 3 heart emojis When id jst said her new table looks kewl when I had honestly said it quite Half heartedly nd didnt use emoji myself(i considered Fire emoji byt I didnt want to put Fire on a piccy of her flat as if like its arson) It is honestly a kewl table byt I dont rly knwo what else to say about it except "kewl table"
Didnt realise she ws that into thet able or I would have acted more imrpessed
>>83970039he has them on rotation, some girls get daily dick, some weekly, some monthly, but he's never short on options
>>83970086Your sister has regular sex. What are your thoughts about that?
>>83970074Innie tuppence the best kind.
I absolutely love doing an Indian accent and a silly impression when nobody's around. I research Indian mannerisms and how they speak. It really makes me happy for some reason, might be related to autism though. Unmasking is it called? Not sure.
>>83970104It's mental that they don't care and even favour a cock that is regularly in other women's holes and the potential for life time diseases doesn't even phase them because they're that desperate for Chad cock they literally have other women's fanny juices inside of them, what a fucking bizarre gender
few different lads worried about emojis lately.don't worry Crosslad i'm sure she gets that you like the table, you said it looks kewl and on some level she knows you know it's kewl.if you go round, maybe you can go "oh it's that table, yeah, it looks good and suits the room" or some such. like a real-life thumbs-up or sparkle emoji just for closure
me? sparking out mongboys ha ha x
n_n https://youtu.be/tNo55rkg_7c
>>83970086Men don't use them as much as women she knows lad, what you said mattered most
>>83970162>air fryer queenyou living that sweet potato dream now it won't disturb your mam?
>>83970175Good point honestly. Nvr thought about it like that. Fanx x
>>83970186Sweet pottatty cut in cubes in olive oilsalt n pepper paprika garlic n air fry 200c about 12 Min mayonnaise. .... so good
If u did in oven it needs corn starch nd it takes many more minutes.. air fryer is magic n_n
Rly good one byt I cant post it here as its 10mbhttps://files.catbox.moe/zvd9fo.gif
>>83970324>>83970344get us a pic lad!never like when they say add starch.'to get crispy sweet potato fries, add potato starch!' umm excuse me that's what i'm avoiding...
Fxing lol when i woke up as well i went straight to the fridge nd mindlessly scoffed my Mint Aero like if i ws sleep walking. Its alright cus ill do couch to 5k in march.
>>83970373You wdont need to for the Sweet pottatty itself but to make swete Potatty fries you do.They have a pretty Sensitive temperature to be fair.Its easy to come out soggy or burnt.
>>83970354at that point maybe it should be a .webm or .mp4!
>>83967935Not like am his biggest follower Byt It would be kewl if he came back regardless i fink its the aspie side of me that feels wounded when Something that was consistent nd predictable is abruptly ended like his Channel this year actually thats my most hated feeling in the world i fink.........Could be that hes been Sorting out the drama with yer wan in private
Same deal as Chika..
crossyyyyy how r u
>>83970416i feel exactly the same, this post is me.
air fryers instant ick
>>83970403I dindt even know mp4 is smaller than gif.Nice one.
no more bacon buddy dance makes me sad
>>83970455You pay his bennies mate
>>83970416>>83970423yeah i agree and i was thinking Chika too as an example.like picrel even if you don't care, imagine /tg/ went away. or /po/. they still haven't fixed /f/ and /i/ is weird sometimes but we NEED Flash and Oekaki on 4chan. if they removed those it would be like removing the start menu from Windows.
>>83970373Bad behaviour to cook the cats
>>83970453oh man yeah, one time i did a screen recording and accidentally set it to make a .gif instead of a proper video. so it saved every frame first and a couple of minutes ended up being thousands of files to be made into the gif. was approaching a gigabyte and piling up by the second.i know gifs do that thing where they only have the differences between frames, but video compression does that on steroids. glad they allowed .mp4 but i hope they never add site-wide audio (TikTok might be for you but it's for me)
>>83970476Am l cooked ~_~
decided to resume my old minecraft quarrying project todaycalculated that i mined approximately 48,000 stone blocks today (i was off work sick)
>>83970522There's something extremely satisfying about creating a massive useless mine in Minecraft.Does anyone else get scared in Minecraft when they explore caverns? Fucking skeleton noises and creepers making me jump. Bastards.
>>83970469We don't KNOW this it could be an interloper. Wonder how many times some lad has been preaching about bennies or the state of whatever of British concern. Filth and muck are in here.
https://youtu.be/1AnG04qnLqI
Is pudding actually good? i never tried one
>>83970570Show me a picture of one you haven't tried and I'll tell you
>>83970476i remember that image from changing it>>83970515'if it fits i sits' - cooked cat
>>83970541tbph i dont play with sound on so i dont get scared buti agree that it is satisfying, really helps me pass the time my big mine does
>>83970562If you're Scottish you know Crossy is Scottish. There's too many little things you couldn't learn online.
>>83970609ACtually in the past i didnt want to say where i lived Cus i ws like thats Private.I remember Offie said to me "What part of the country do u live in" nd I ws like that,, You nevermind. Byt then when I started drinking again I jst became more liek fuck it.I would get bored not being able to mention Irl stuff anyway As its half the point of posting here nstead of elsewhere.
ah it's grown men acting like uwu wacky anime character hours is it?
>>83970653No Its friday :)
>>83970660DAWING DAWING DAWING PWEASEDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
>>83970653i'm so angry...it makes me want to...it makes me want to......DO THE CHICKEN DANCE! :D
>>83970682exsqueeze me codeine is very triggering for crossy do not mention it pwease
>>83970682Christ lad
>>83970660look this cat i posted earlier: >>83966530
>>83970682Kek i know those little cute smol codeine phosphates 2nd frm top right
>>83970681SAilor fuku @_@
>>83970146>like a real-life thumbs-up or sparkle emojiIT really be like that
>>83970690is it actually? we talk about it all the time and now i feel like a tit for not reading this as a joke (or like as a joke but an 'also' underneath)>>83970693it's just zolpidems mostly, which is fine, good to have them in, but those are 30mg c*deines and 50mg tramadols. so i'll have two at a time, they'll be gone by Monday obvsthinking i might come up with a system to ration them
>>83970562Have seen Crossy's UK flag on /bant/. And HHL, DVDlad, blad. Maybe Arbroathy? We had a thread on there remember.
Oh and Lollers.
what would you do without /bant/ or flags as an option?me i've posted my arms, UK passport, (Enhanced) DBS Certificate, and just now my Level 1 Certificate in Drugs.i still get called all sorts of impossible things.
everyone join IRC so i can see your hostnameLollers did it, unlike you cowards*hacks Lollers*
>>83970771all not welcome on feel street anymore, bar crossy and DVDlad.
The new fire emblem makes me want a switch 2.I never rly play games now though.>>83970809*hugs*>>83970825/server irc.rizon.net>Im in.....
no hhl updates since the wiss up
>>83970845The bullying got too much again so he's gone back into hiding
>>83970876Why would he feel shame lad
Me scrolling past aoll the horny feet pics looking for a wholesome meme
>>83970909He comes back not long after if so you sound like a big soft girl
anyone fancy a pint? wwwww
>>83970876only getting what he's given out previously, if he cannot handle it why does he do it.
>>83970924I'll stick with the Stella de lid
The tard wranglers have revoked his internet privileges for acting like twat on the drink and keeping the other care home residents up (again)
>>83970906what are you giving up for Lent and why is not saucy feet pics?(you must defeat the lust demons)
https://youtu.be/7-BnB3xxUoA
>>83970924Kratoms?
Phwoarr gotten up again meBit of a dreamington again X
>>83970924Looks like something Turkslug just secreted after spending 16 hours a day pretending to be British.
How can i become honorary british?
>>83970841never finished three houses but I enjoyed it especially the shy purple haired waif
>>83971065Bernadetta.She is rly cute.Nd good as bow knight/sniper.
>>83970966it's the opposite of drugs: it's healthy.kale, spinach, banana, strawbs smoothie.>>83971013what was your dream this time? if we're allowed to know.
https://youtu.be/1OOeFlBzdy8
n_n https://youtu.be/LXukwNQG0uA
>>83971081other one I liked was petra the forrun one? gonna look up a listleonie the tomboy waifannette I liked her tooalso ignatz the femboy and flayn
n_n https://youtu.be/rz9eYvuZOYg
>>83971062become an absolute LADhttps://x.com/AmbJapanUK/status/2024194826829287850
n____n oh aye https://youtu.be/HIA-F4FVTt4
Might watch Faust (1926) before bed. It the 100th anniversary after all.
>>83971156Flayn is cute af and Rhea is a hot milf.Shame you canny really romance any of them.On Conquest+Birthright on 3DS u can marry any lassie in your party nd have kids.
>>83971211All I ask in my RPGs is romance able NPCsthat's why I like VNs so much, always able to shag me waifuu ever play the diagaea games they are fun but complicated too
Plus on Conquest when you S support nd marry you can have private time nd rub them with the 3DS stylus.And that is lush. n_n
>>83971234Kek that does sound lushlike a kinky nintendogsGIVE THE WAIFU A BATH!
>>83971150banger this people complain about it being a slow level but that just means you tap along and dance to the tune
>>83971254Plus there rly is a wolf girl
>>83971284oh my days as someone who has started getting into catgirls and furries that is lushington
>>83971232More of a thing in Western rpgs i guess.Its too complicated cus it changes the story.A few of the fire emblem games have it.The ones on gameboy do.3DS. I fink Engage on switch does. And possibly SNES. But mind you. Its shallow compared to a VN. Its jst for fun.
someone made this ROM hack last Halloween where it's Sonic but it's a first-person shooterpretty straightforward as far as these creepyhacks go, you can basically just search 'PTMZD' on YouTube and you get itbut damn it's cool there's an actual 3D FPS on Mega Drive.
Forgot am gna mass 2moz. Got to sleep soon.
>>83971300pretty cool that, now we need a sonic DOOM WAD (probably is one somewhere)>>83971311Haven't been to mass in years. Lapsed catholic me. Went once when I was in Portugal and it went on for fucking hours. You do confession ? No communion otherwise
>>83971265https://youtu.be/PV2P8ycTKBU
Deano had sex tonight
>am gna mass 2moz. imagine if that was some zoomer slang for a shootingand now AIs/police are like>we have a report some 4chan lad has threatened a mass
>>83971336deano will be crying into his leased mercedes when he finds out chantel is preggers
>>83971326Yea I do.Your supposed to go at least once a year.To be honest if ppl were honest about sinning then if u had a mass of 100+ ppl then a handful of them could take communion.Thats how it was in the old days.Missing mass is a mortal sin too.So if u miss one week then go the nxt week youd have to confess first before eucharist.But yaknow.
>>83971326>now we need a sonic DOOM WAD (probably is one somewhere)there's a whole Sonic GAME built in the Doom engine:https://www.srb2.org/it's actually pretty good. been in active development for nearly 30 years now, wew.
>>83971340No I mean like this
>>83971380I remember back in the day I threw up during communion practice in churchreal demon vibes, lmaoI am not really religious now but I like the aesthetic of churches, especially cathedralsbeing in NI there's about a million heathen off shoot protestant churches
>>83971382kinell that's pretty dopei remember the alien WADs from back in the day, good shit they even included some WADs in some of the modern DOOM and Quake ports I think
>>83971384CROSSY ARE YOU THREATENING TO CAUSE CHAOS AT A CHURCH???(it's okay we all know you aren't + everything is all in Minecraft anyway)hope it goes well lad get some sleep please!!
Travelling the land in Minecraft and building churches in every village, making sure to sacrifice a couple of the villagers, too.
If we could rly understand whats in eucharist We would wait alifetime to have it Once....The fact thats its an option every week,every day if you were dedicated Its pretty crazy
can't lie don't even know what you can say as a joke. like there are horrible things and horrible things as-jokes and 4chan has both. so you think the standards here would be higher. but then people latch on to weird stuff. also there are robots scanning the internet now.>>83971394remember Alien Trilogy for the PS1?(spoilered screenshot because it's 2spooky)
>>83971426How do come to terms with the demon nonces in the church?
>>83971390Funny thing a lot dont do communion wine still bc of Covid.Byt its getting phased back in.You should drop in some time.
>>83971436kinnell how am I supposed to sleep after that? 2spooky4me
>>83971437Theres more in place to prevent it now.Its horrible.Byt its still the church that Jesus started.
>>83971491came out today more abuse in the church of englandbloody bastid corrupting jesus memory
>>83971491Thoughts on your sister having premarital sex?
Ave got 2. Shout out Aldi n_n
Do you know what a group of cats is called.A clowder.Byt nobody says that. We say.A cat. Bc domestic cats dont rly live in groups. But if they do then. A colony. n_n
>>83971426remember my vicar mocking it when I was in the CoE"if you see any magic, you're in the wrong church"
>>83971530They're too cute to eat m8
>>83971530ere mate trade u for >>83970924
>>83971548i would say 'pack' even though packs is usually the dog one (pack of dogs, pack of wolves, pack of hyenas)the other cat ones are specific to those type of cats e.g. a pride of lions but you can't call cats a pride #notallcats
>>83971549 https://youtu.be/93cqR-nwI8s
>>83971614Lions are the only social big cats.They r pretty odd in that respect.Cats r territorial.
>>83971568I know its not right. Biting into the wee head. Problem is for Aldi the choccy is actually legit nice.
Shout out Dairyfine n_n and shout out Dreemy aldis knock off milky ways n_n
>Christian>lionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz4llIdNTuAwatch before bed Crossy for goodfeels :)
>>83971661for me it's Ms Molly's(can't say Mrs Molly's now it's un-PC)
Sad thing is from when i was wee I was Cadburys mad nd i wouldve been loyal for my whole life byt with the recipe change, owner change,soulless packaging changes,getting rid of: Bubbly Dairy Milks,Dairy Milk Mint Crisps,Dream bars,Marble bars,Snowflakes,Mint Wispas,,Tasters,,need I say more...................... That now at this point in my life Ill just buy a Galaxy or Aero or Lindt or smth like......Am not happy about it but Cadburys betrayed me nd it doesnt Spark joy anymore....So choccy as a whole doesnt spark joy like in the old days.It sux.
>>83971670Lol kinda trippy like from this pic this is something ave seen a million times in life but never really taken noticed of it.I will take a note.
This is why we can't have nice things n_n
>>83971677>it doesnt Spark joy anymore.lol didn't people find out the 'does this spark joy?' lady was actually pretty materialist? just a normal rich lady in a big house who holds on to stuff.just feels like food is getting worse in every possible way, and i am worried standards themselves will drop. whatever you think of everything else, a lot of politicians/businessmen want all our food to become American.i could live with brands dying/changing if it felt like there was real competition, but eh. if Maltesers disappear, then you just can't get Maltesers any more.
>you can never visit pre-Kraft sale Cadbury World
>>83971709No more caramel bunny. No fun allowed.
>>83971709No more Roses in proper tins n_n
WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE GAME, STARDEW MAN???also is 'chocolatier' a real thing? i know it's an actual job/trade, but i remember all the adverts treating it like it was winemaking or something. not sure what's marketing and what's genuine with crafting artisanal chocolat.
This is the good stuff..top shelf n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/DCPW9j4eays
>>83971728Ano i wish it was coming soon.Feels like half life 3.
Oh mai lush n_n https://youtu.be/NmtBapQ1nGE
>>83971326Jst remembered somebody at church thats been to Rome says they was in a church where you had to kneel n take communion on tongue bc of Japanese tourists taking it in hand and pocketing as a souvenir
Would like 2 go Rome/Italy some day.Am not into travel.But theres a hndful of places id go if i had chance.Thats one. My mam has been loads of times byt ave never been with. I dont do well at travelling am not good with it for my nerves etc.
I fink my mams honeymoon ws in Venice.Ngl when I was in skewl I wanted to go italy because of Assassins creed 2 lol.Thought it was kewl.
I'm going to have a wank because I'm not allowed sex because I'm not a copy and pasted dumb cunt Deano with a stupid haircut.
Bloatcel
>>83972055Deanos get all the foids. It not fair la
currently bellymaxxing
*snippity snip* Ahhhhhhhhhh..much better
>>83972272>currently bellymaxxingLol x ;_;
it's so beautiful lads ;__;
>>83972272mog clav with a huge beer gutlush
>Right then, where do you want me?
Huge bellymogger
keep waking up in the middle of the night for 2-3 hrs, would like to sleep right through
Beat foids half to death
Not being funny byt ppl say they dont believe Miracles could have happened in the bible byt the Most amazing miracle in the bible Is genesis 1:>In the beginning God created the heavens and the earthWe can look around us n see this miracle all day everry day. So therefore since He made everything all miracles are possible for Him.Like when Jesus turned water into wine . These r his creations. He made water n wine. So he can change their properties of course. :DSo thats how i interpret Romans 1:20 as about>For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities - eternal power and divine nature - have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.Creation is a miracle like the universe That we live in to even ask the question..Ya know.....,(Dont want 2start any argument.Jst something to fink about ^_^ )
Am aff tae ma wee beddy byes neways NA night xx
>>83972313That'll ding dang doo for me
>>83972458nanight, Crosslad!
Fink i'm a wittle constipated me X
Page sixington X Phwoar
Rise and shine innit
"Turkish" lasses with rich daddies living in my country.
>>83972940No woman would ever want their feet near you.
Britain is a fly tipping rubbish shithole colonised with browns. It's depressing to go out knowing there's browns in my area.
AB is the only paki I respect.
Working? Why should I work? Let immigrants fucking work for their shit wage. They clearly accept such a low standard of living. I don't. Enjoy your two days of freedom wagies.
>>83973043Woke up early rather irritatingly, just ping awake at 6am. Have listened to my mistborn audiobook, nice time and now thinking about getting up and making myself a breakfast mcmuffin why not?
Porkington
>>83973132>Porkingtonbologna!
Bought myself some blackout curtains and put them up in the bedroom.Slept two hours longer than usual.I consider that a win.
>>83973210>Porkington boIogna
Womfy morning spaff innit X
>>83969488wasted 88 man up, do your duty and breedyou can do it! Spit out those blackpills fren.
https://efukt.com/24611_Porn_That_Shouldnt_Exist_9.html>2m42s>3m02s
https://efukt.com/24607_Your_Girl_Might_Be_Insane.html>1m35sThe exact nanosecond her BPD kicks in + takes overThese bitches are ALL wired the same
going to resume my minecraft quarrying nowhavent eaten breakfast but i dont feel all that hungry so it can waitalso not arsed to shower yet
might go for a couple of jars in towns later today, one of those days x
Mcmuffin mission complete. No meats so we substituted for halloumi, chucked a hash brown in there too cos I'm an absolute madman. Double cheese for breakfast? We're living the dream lads.
Doing a poo atm
Lollers and arbroathy are the only true paedophiles here
Lads, I've never been much of a wanker so maybe this is old news to the proper wankers out there, but I believe I may have found a new method of cranking my pecker. Laying down, instead of having your cock point upwards and wanking it vertically, I had it naturally rest down parallel to my body. Then, instead of the classic up down up down motion I did more like very loose downward stroke followed by a quite firm (but not deathgrip) upward stroke. The effect of this was to keep forcing blood up my cock so it was gigahard, sometimes even a touch painful without the relief of the pleasure as well. I came in really powerful spurts, proper splashes.Anyone else figured out this method of wanking. Honestly can't wait for my refractory period to be over to try again. It was quite lush ngl.
texted the escort this morning confirming I'm good for tomorrow ladsshe just replied "Me too :)", should I reply further at this point or nah?
>>83973438I don't live near a mcdonalds so I can't do it very often, but I fucking love their breakfasts oh aye xMy order:>sausage and egg mcmufifn (no cheese), make it a meal (hash brown + cappuccino)>pancake and sausage with syrup (plus extra sausage patty)Keeps me going for the whole day, fucking demolish that shit.
>Fluoride is added to mineral water primarily to promote dental health by strengthening tooth enamel and preventing cavitiesI hate these lying moneylenders so much lol
>>83969038Do brits actually eat this??
>>83973640>should I reply further at this point or nah?No
He happy. He won. He ignore the seethers. He living a good life on wenefits. He not trying to harm anyone. Why not just leave him be? Didn't ask to be born. He cutting out the wrugs and wooze. Life better with just wuppas oh aye. Cheers and thank you for the taxes x
>>83973640Send her a greek "love poem" there's plenty by a guy i think called Catullus, he was very randy, it will get her in the mood.
>>83973661I thought so tooIs it worth reacting to her message with an emoji or nah? I have read receipts on so she can see I've seen it
>>83973672A Greek 'love poem', or a 'Greek' love poem. These are two very different things lad.
Don't want a job, simple as
I would never have a chance with women like these. They wouldn't even spit on me if I was on fire. I don't exist to them, no man that's sub-5 does.
>>83973747Honestly, these kind of women just disgust me. It's actually kind of sad to see so many women just whore themselves out for all the world to see these days.
What a bunch of ditzy klutzes, this is why I hate working in an office with women. They're always prancing around in their skin tight pink dresses and heels and always fucking everything up. Can't even bring down a box of paper without making a pig's ear of it. Useless bimbos.
Weekend alone being le epic troll and demoralisation agent on teh 4chans, king?What. A. Life
>>83973747Would you really want to? Sure, it'd be nice to lick their bumholes, but they are probably unbelievably shallow people who would just wind you up most of the time.
>>83973811I mean, currently I have no sexual satisfaction and no emotional satisfaction. Getting to stick my tongue up their arseholes would solve the first one. Even if I got no emotional satisfaction from them that would be the same as before, but now my sexual frustrations would be taken care of, so objectively better.
>>83973827Just go to an escort then if you really want to stick your tongue up an attractive girl's anus.
REMINDER: We have foreigners posing as British lads in theses threads, they are slagging our lads off and you and talking down our ways and country.
>>83973836DISCLAIMER PLEASE DO NOT STICK YOUR TONGUE UP AN ESCORT'S ANUS
>>83973827>Getting to stick my tongue up their arseholes would solve the first one.Same desu
Me and HHL are the NEET kings of England. Don't you wagie fucks every forget that!
Same day as any other day, champ? Same couple of topics, same posts about them.
Another glorious day in Chad's world
Another glorious day of being able to leave the house when you want oh aye
>>83973910Actually it's HHL's world, shitlord.
Tiny little 8 hour snooze completed.
>11cfookin ell lids getting rather warm outside corr
Going to a big nerdy comic con today lads. Strong suspicions it's going to be shit but maybe there'll be some fit cosplay girls and if not at least I can go for pints with the lads afterwards.
>the thing the rainbow flag waving left don't realise.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nK6D9OnTBi4
>>83973949address? I'll meet you there
Porking Ruth up the bum
>>83974053In Brighton lad, reckon you can make it?
Wow it's dead in here, everyone over on /int/?
>>83974067Ruth is well known to enjoy anal sex, nothing wrong with it as far as I'm concerned
>>83974097Nope, we were all hiding, then the first person to speak makes dinner.I'll have a bacon brie lettuce and caramalised onion butty please.
>>83974114>I'll have a bacon brie lettuce and caramalised onion butty please.I mean fuck I don't care about making it that sounds fucking LUSH
>>83974097started watching buffy again
>>83974102You have no proof of that whatsoever.
>>83974120She's a relatively good looking woman in her 20s with a boyfriend. The idea that she is not doing anal is so absurd it strains credulity.
>>83974116Do it for the meme, and also a tasty treat for yourself.
>>83974084>BrightonI could make it, its only about two hours away from me. But its a bit too nerdy for my taste and I haven't read a comic since I was 12 kek. Pls Brighton is full of LGBQT+ mongs
The Apustajan Country Frogabilly Band taking requests.
>>83974084see you therewhoahahahahahhahahahahahhaah /s
>>83974173Play Cum on Eileen
SeasideZOMBOID update!We continuing our clearance of the somewhat overgrown grounds of the Wareham Fire Station. Got to get that ground furrowed, water, fertilised and planted with seeds before the growing period is out. Lots of chances to get some slightly warmer weather vegetables out now the temperature is rising. He have to learn from University papers how to plant his vegetables correctly and how to crop rotate in the future.It nice to not be swarmed by crackheads, there is peace in the Crackpocalypse provided none of them migrate here in the future.
Why are they like this lads, why do they want to be British?
>>83974255no need to out yourself turkmong, no amount of projection will save you.
>>83974261I'd say the darker haired one would be turkish, not murrican.
I y wish I was british how does my accent sound https://voca.ro/13GYuuL7LaE4
>>83974269Sounds quite new yorkish to me.
>>83974261>no need to out yourself turkmong, no amount of projection will save you.Your turn big lad
>>83974272T_T noooooo
>>83974284Only the last part, the first bit was good.I should have said that, but forgot to. I'm still in sleepymode, only been awake 2 hours.
>>83974282current year please lad, that airbnb doesn't count.
>>83973671Why is the dog angry?
>>83974282ok turklad.
>>83974318clean your plug sockets
>>83974299>>83974318>current year please lad, that airbnb doesn't count.>MFW wrong year :|
>>83974318Laughed at this one thanks lid lad lod.
>>83974284Now you critique my murrican accent. It's only fair.https://voca.ro/15OYb65iHKdx
Turkmong just needs to post his plug sockets or he is 100% Confirmed a slug.
>>83974323fair enough lad, i accept you're not turkmong, unless you've managed to get a council house over here, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary.
You don't need much more.
Just been to Wostco again. Love it there it might be my new favourite place. Had 2 hotdogs and a jacket potato with chilli and cheese on it. Sorry no photo I left it at home. Wot wogs on tap it lush.
>>83974320cba lad, these are hidden away behind a tea caddy usually. out of sight out of mind.
Good lunchingham this wasPhwoar X
>>83974329>unless you've managed to get a council houseI own mine lad but I get your point x
>>83974318>>83974323turk mong on the ropes
>>83974326I actually think it sounds good! Great job :D >>83974292Thank you zomg
>>83974332greggs sausages are grim, in fact, their whole breakfast butty range is grim. some of either the slimiest or most burnt to fuck bacon, sausages are spongy as fuck, and they never put enough sauce on. rather get off to an actually butty place.
>>83974269Are one of your parents brown or both of them?
>>83974369Based and proper butty pilled
>>83974338fair enough, mines council owned and paid for by universal credit.
>>83974375Lol no im sorry for saying the n word ....
A bit of britfeel original art for you lot. Not hard to provide a timestamp and proof is it?
New server in the local bakery, 9/10 brunette stunner, i just wanted to get away with my cornish as fast as possible so i didn't start drooling and "offensive staring"since i got home when my brain goes into neutral for a moment her smiling face pops up.She had the grace of a ballet dancer as she moved around the counters.I can never go back there :/
You are a slug. You are a mollusc. You are an invertebrate brained slithering sludge masquerading as a Briton. You eat cabbages in the early hours of the morning, you are sexually attracted to ferric phosphate. You retreat to a hole as the sun rises and seethes when it goes down. Your entire body is a slimy foot. You poo on your own head. You will never slime a beautiful British rose. Dandelions are more your thing. You are a Mush-putt, you are a Sogbun, you are a Pat-a-glue, you are a Slops, you are a Twist, a Plortewallow, an Easysticky, an Earthspit, you are a Mulchepork, a vile Hag-the-stalk, you stinking Grunt-winder. Despite all these titles; you will never be English. Be quiet for several days.
>>83974384If that rough drawing is anything to go by I reckon you're a good drawfag or could be with a little practice
>>83974384Plug the Slug.10/10
>>83974387>I can never go back there :/kek similar feels>local shop>qt working there >everytime you walk in she is super friendly and talkative >"hiiiii">"Omg im soo bored of this place haha">"you busy today ?">"god this place is boring as shit"Turns out shes this way with everyone but for a second i did think "is she trying to flirt with me?" kek
>>83974358I've been watching kill tony a lot, and decided, you get a golden (not golden) ticket. You get to pop in when you like and work on your Britishness.Congratulations.
turkmongs been real quiet since the plug socket situation was brought up
>>83974458IM HONORED omg thank you so much am so happy to be a part of /britfeel/ Certainly will continue to work towards my goal of being british :D
Hot water pastry has fallen out of fashion. Just the mention of the word 'Aspic' has them recoil on horror. At least tinned seafood has had a resurgence. I even hear British tea culture is dying out due to the coffee zerg. It not right.
>>83974492>British tea culture is dying outIf you were English, Scottish, Welsh, or even Irish, you'd know that isn't true, turk.
>>83974505https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gpll9l535oIt is thought. People would rather go out for a coffee than a cup of tea. Those fancy espresso machines produce a more interesting drink than just a bag of tea dust in water and milk.There really isn't any competition. We're witnessing the twilight era of the cuppa.
>>83974490No worries, good to have you onboard.We're honoured to have you with us.
*informs the apus that mushrooms are fungal willies and it's gay to eat mushrooms*
>>83974490Alright de lid.It's me, Fren Frenningham de lid.Heard you needed a lid, de lid?Corrr got any potato smiley faces? Maybe some crispy pancakes corr they're lush de lid. Din dins soon is it not? Mind if I join you de lid, I've heard so much about you de lid. I've a feeling we get along de lid!
>>83974516:D Goodnight anon I will be back and talk to you later...
>>83974332prefer a bacon sarnie me, on sourdough toast, lashings of brown sauce, and a strong mug of tea to wash it down
Don't let that frog in mate
are mushrooms shaped like willies or are willies shaped like mushrooms???nobody had ever answered this question.
>>83974545Hi Fren im not really sure what lid or de lid is supposed to mean but Hello lets be frens fo sure
>>83974401The perils of being lonely for a long time lad. I think some anons just give up going out as the pain of how nice some women actually are reminds up deeply of things we haven't got.Ofc asking them to go out with you is worse pain if you're rejected.It a hard world at times.
>>83974595That's what I thought de lid.Lovely bit of scran here isn't there? Left you a pot noodle in cupboard for you; Bombay Bad Boy flavour. Proper lush.Need some ketchup and mayo for this and it'd be lush. Corr looking forward to living with you; mind if you pop my laundry in the thingy for me de lid?
>>83974480he'll just say he doesnt have a camera to take pics of the socket
>>83974545you fucking wot m8? coming round my gaff unannounced? you're lucky i haven't sparked you the fuck out. get lost, loser.
>>83974621cameras are very expensive in turkey
>>83974624It isn't strictly you're gaff anymore is it? Lots of lids coming from the chip shop to come live with you. They're gentle lids aren't they?
>>83974695>you're gaffoof
>>83974384easy to get a plug off of amazon or their turkish counterpart, lad.
>>83974695>you're gaff mongboydoubt i will have much trouble sparking out a few spaccas lad, especially if their master, mongboy, is anything to go by.
mornin de lats just had white toastie bread with philadelphia sweet chilli spread and the Japanese woffee from wesco oh it lush
Not right Veitch was arrested for calling a mentally ill man a tranny.
>>83974834Fat fucking shut in lmao
>>83974834We live in a liberal democracy with very robust freedom of speech laws btw. Birthplace of classical liberalism btw. Defenders of the free world, coalition of the willing btw.
>>83974990>very robust freedom of speech laws btwyet mongs on here go on meltys whenever anyone uses their freedom of speech.
>>83975001Any individual is allowed to respond to speech as they please, that's exactly what you expect/want in a country with actual freedom of speech. What you don't want is the police arresting someone for using a word that another person doesn't like. That's the opposite of freedom of speech.
kebab boy lol
>>83975036Don't even like kebabs. Never been to Turkey.
Any man can easily order British plug sockets, attach them to the wall and pretend to be British. It proves nothing.
Fat angry shut in fantasist lmao
>>83975072I'll admit I'm angry and I'm prone to fantasties, but one thing I am not is fat.
And so I said, "Hitler's favourite film? You're fucking mental, DVDlad!" before sparking the spastic out in the middle of Aldi and curb stomping his skull.
Coorrrr just imagine coming up with a story like that. He probably ran it by all his friends first to get their opinion before posting it x
I am thinking of moving house. Found a place I really like within budget.
Looking for ANY updates from HHL
>>83975112Sparked out in the sparkzone, some say it was footmong
>>83975112He isn't sat alone on a Saturday afternoon posting on 4chan and thinking about you, I am sure of that.
>>83975139Not alone. I am with my wife and children.
>>83975144That's even sadder tbqh
Ackshully I'm sat here on a Saturday with my wife and children while I post on 4chan and wonder what Sean is doing. Of course you are you fat obsessed mong
helpers been sparked the fuck out and its lush
Knew he couldn't handle a proper sparking
>>83975144Insane, pathetic larp, every single time
Me? Missus is playing red dead 2 so I'm upstairs watching YouTube. Bored out my skull desu Also fuck these captchas
>>83975204Why not shag? Literlaly why not?
>Anon, his wife and kids all sitting around a computer waiting for HHL to postGrim
>>83975208>Some people consider it a good thing.like who? snipers?
All abord lads!>>83975218>>83975218>>83975218
>>83975203Honestly he is, he isn't a lonely prick lashing out on the internet all day everyday.
who got banned then?
>>83975284Have a guess. I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say meltymong.
