Sweater Weather EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>83933807https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83933807Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
Does anybody have anything they wanna share?@r anon@rlg@Brosis@Ass-Masseur@confession anon@OP-M@errands anon@auntfem@Throatmom-anon@Gothmom anon@Improve anon@punic anon@D-cup anon@Silver Fox anon@Cuzcbro@Dexter@Hapa-chan@Abusemom anon@Mine anon@Felix@Enon@Neet-chan@Boobs guy@Escobar@Plankfem@Catfish anon@Nomi@Uncle anon@Jocasta@Link@Blackanon@Convention Bro@Winemom anon@kels@Waterpark anon@Poetbro@Autismom@Imoutanon@MomGF anon@Any new people
Mommies need sonloving!
kysdotignallu
>>83992293>kysdotignallu?Kiss your sister, don't overuse tongue it gets nasty, always lick lightly, understand?
>>83991125After watching a fair number of Milena vids, I realized she *never* kisses the other titcows in the scenes. Feels bad ;_;
Thread PSA for ALL new to the /mcg/ GENERAL:DO NOT Reply to the Cuckspammer.DO NOT Correct the Cuckspammer.DO NOT Believe the Cuckspammer.DO NOT Call out the Cuckspammer on his lies.DO NOT Reply to anyone replying to the Cuckspammer, as these replies are most likely him replying to himself in order to bait further replies.Ignore the Cuckspammer and any ragebait no matter how retarded or persistent he is about his narratives.You cannot prove him wrong no matter how wrong he is because he does not want to be proven wrong and potentially doesnt even believe what he is saying, he just wants (YOU)s and to take up thread space with spam and arguing in order to sage it as quickly as possible and prevent any actual on-topic discussion. Either that or he has a sub-room temp IQ.
However dont let this distract you from the fact that the GOLDEN PATH has been revealed and a NEW AGE is upon us. The REVEREND ANONS have spent millenniums attempting to bring about the KWINCEST HADERACH, and the time has come for the final steps. Within a mere FIVE GENERATIONS of careful inbreeding between the main families of the momcest general, the GOD EMPEROR of /mcg/ will be born to lead us down the golden path of FAMILIAL LOVE.LONG LIVE THE MOMCEST GENERAL.INCEST ETERNUM.
>>83993464This is cringe but you'll get bored of it soon enough.
>>83993688Poetcringe and Nomi the Tranny are the same person, he's responsible for half of the posts in any given /mcg/ threadHe also lurks in the incest threads of other boards to "scout" people, so more people can read his bad overly verbose larping
>>83993464>one singular instance of momcest>takes four generations to actually get to itI recognize no such emperor.
>>83992881Milena will drink another womans milk straight from the Tit but kissing is too much
When is Hapa-chan gonna become a figure skater?
>>83991126Possibly in a few days. Today I have to pick up a guest at the airport.>>83994087>>83992881Because much like the balls touching rule for men, it's not gay without kissing.
>>83993940i dont know whats worse, you actually believing this or dedicating so much time to pushing this retarded theory or lie or whatever youd call it just to cause problemsobv we cant be sure if anyone on this site is ever telling the truth, but theres legit nothing that suggests nomi and poet are the same person
>>83993464>>83993944this is the only /mcg/ family tree I recognize, the rest are heresies
>>83994680Don't bother responding man he's just saying schizo shit to get (You)s.
>>83994680ignore scizo and cuckspammer screed
>>83994722>>83993944Yeah i know its not perfect or anything but i just based it on the current pairings that are already expecting/most likely to have kids given their ages. And i just thought it was funny at the time.Doesnt seem like many of the mom/son pairings we have in here are likely to have any kids for age or practical reasons.I did my best :'( tried to tie it back together with momcest at the end. I prefer momcest stuff myself.
Did you know 10-15% of people surveyed admitted to fooling around with their sibling? The more you knowhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11614286/
>>83994809eh... I wish I grew up with an older sister who would've molested me...
Thought you guys might appreciate this aswell Haven't made any move on these desires but I recently met someone online from my country that agreed to loyalty test my mom. The object was to get her to send a sex video she had made years back that I was never able to findI didn't really expect anything out of it, but she ended up sending him a link to the full tape of her getting her back blown out by some serbian degenerateNow she's unironically agreed to fuck the loyalty tester next time he's in our cityBear in mind this woman has been married 12 or so years.We're still figuring out exactly what he's gonna try and get her to do
>>83991125Last Week's UpdatesPoetbro>>83933993Imoutanon>>83935373Nomi>>83937690Brosis>>83940087MomGF anon>>83941529Gothmom anon>>83953203Ass-Masseur>>83953592Boobs guy>>83955195Winemom anonhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83933807/#83965822
>>83993940>He also lurks in the incest threads of other boards to "scout" peopleThis, I've seen him on /trash/ and /aco/ so more people can read his bad overly verbose larpingNow I feel lied to
>>83995031You missed out our Lady of Mystery who prefers to remain nameless.>>83980884>>83980934
>>83995040I'm sceptical of accusations against poetbro given how I saw him before he showed up here and not been lurking long enough to say anything about nomi worth a damn.But you can blame me for imoutoanon finding this place if you want, it's notable accusations weren't leveled against him.
>>83995040Trying not to respond to these ragebait posts, but I'd just like it on the record that I've never been to either of those boards in my life, nor have I 'recruited' anyone since I've been here--haven't even been back to /b/ since I was told about /mcg/--so if someone's out there recruiting using my name, it aint't me. Will post a nothingburger update later this evening.
>>83995308>Will post a nothingburger update later this evening.>>83970774>Don't imagine I'll be posting near as much from here on, at least for a while, so consider those posts an advance for the next week.
>>83995329Can you read english above a third grade level?
>>83995337We don't post in the second person here
>>83995329Well, considering the first few threads I was here I was making what must be 70 or more posts a thread, I am keeping my word.Alright, no more replying to bait for me.
>>83995345Is the afore mentioned most honourable anonymous faggot able to read above a third grade level?
>>83995345I only post in 4th person perspective with future perfect tense
>>83994617Who's the guest? One of your younger brothers?
>>83995349just shut the fuck altogetheryou're not an interesting person beyond your doomed one-sided rapey crush on your imaginary sister
>>83995918Your mommy doesn't love you
>>83995944No, that's PoetcuckHe had to make the rest of his family cartoonishy evil and give his sister an unspecified mysterious illness so he could look like the good guy for wanting to rape herThat's some hack writer shit right there
@83995984>unspecified mysterious illness>birth control implant screwing with her hormonesNo more yous for you
>83995984this is some advanced level delusion desu literally not a word you said actually matches anything poetkek has ever saidwhat happened to you to make you this retarded lmao you do realize all these threads are archived and everyone can comb through and see that none of what you said is true
Yoga moms putting on a show
poetsis when her evil rapist faggot cuck brother denies her sex because he isnt sure she is in the right mind to consent (monstrous)
Why is the scizo obsessed with poet now? Is he trying to kill the threads by driving out sibling posters, brosis his next target?
>>83996277His only goal is to spam, accuse, and lie in the hopes they get fed up and leave. He isnt actually trying to prove anything. Nomi seams to be upset about all the shit spewed about her and isnt posting very much now because of it, so he doesnt need to spam about her now. Poet doesnt give a fuck and almost relishes how pissy the spammer is, so spammer is now full throttle on him trying to break him. If both get bullied off then yeah brosis is prolly his next target. And when /mcg/ dies because the momfuckers never post, he will think he did a good thing.>>83996241Lmao, you forgot retarded
>>83996033>>83996042>>83996241>passive agressive non-reply replies>samefaggingHi Poetcuck, how are you?When people are giving you constructive criticism on your writing take it to heart and internalize it instead of lashing out like a spoiled toddlerYou want your writing to improve, not to stagnate
This shit is killing me lol
Personally after those SIXTEEN FUCKING POSTS OF ABSOLUTE NOTHINGBURGER SPAM last thread I just cannot stand the guy anymoreBrosis and Nomi are supposed to be cute girls and that's why put up with them, but why are we giving the red carpet treatment to some delusional canuck retard?
>>83996438its an investment anon-kunwe either get to see a beautiful love story unfold from the very beginning or watch as it crashes and burnsinteresting either way
>>83995619A woman I've been online friends with for a long time. She's laying down right now, long flight.>>83996277He can try I guess. I like annoying people though so I wouldn't recommend it.
>>83996438Personally I'm more annoyed by the fact that there is a ratio of 1:5 in terms of for every 1 post poetbruh makes there are 5 posts bitching about how he is a fag or a larper. Just shut the fuck up about it and block his name if you dont want to read his word salad.
>>83996528You're also a vtuber, the last thing you need is him doxxing you and exposing to your audience how not only do you have a man in your life but you have a kid with him and he's your brotherPhase Connect's Clara just shitcanned for a minor infraction, you could lose custody of your kids if your story got out
some really inadequate posters in here latelynot much left of the old /mcg/
>>83996633Old /mcg/ slowly bled out over the course of 2024, this is the thread of Theseus now
>>83996528>>83996614wtfuq brosis is a vtuber? is that real?
>>83996597>why isn't literaly everyone sucking my dick and calling me a cool guy? I have to samefag extra hard to make it look like this retarded story I came up with is going somewhereGee I dunno dude maybe it's because you hog the thread all to yourself to end up saying nothing at all? Just a thoughtHapa-chan showed up the other day blazed out of her skull in a chatterbox mood and she managed to be more interesting in 4 posts than you've been in the dozens of posts you've sharted out here, assuming you actually made them and not just told chatgpt/gemini to do your homework for you
legit "everyone who disagrees with me is poetbro is disguise"
>>83996704>poetbro is disguiseGOOD MORNING SAARI VERY TALL AND VERY WIHTE UKRIANNAN, MY SISTER VERY PURE VERY WHITESHE SHOW BOBS AND VEGANA ONE DAY, STAY TUNED
>>83996614I'm just not very concerned he'll be able to find me I guess.>>83996668A small one. The avatar is a lifesaver just for how much time I save by not having to make myself presentable before work.
>>83996723Poet is blatantly canadian because he does their gay little ou instead of just o in words like favorite
Is brosis the brother or the sister?
>>83996769That's a british thing too, both countries are flooded with pajeets
>>83996791>currently has a couple of fetuses inside herIt's a mystery t b h
>>83995105>Lady of Mystery who prefers to be namelessAuntfem?
>>83996791lurk at least one thread before you post newfrenor do you have a relative you're fucking or want to fuck?
>>83997102Shouldn't she be referred to as momfem by this point? She's been exclusively fucking her son since like late 2023 going off of the archive
@Poetbro/Good Evening/Hello Saars, it's me, the retarded evil rapist faggot cuck indian larper, known to some as Poetcuck or sometimes Poetkek.Anyhow, don't have much to report, but for anyone who missed my wall of text, TL;DR I took Poetsis out for Valentine's and it unexpectedly escalated to us kissing several times and me admitting how I feel about her. She was receptive in the moment, but I didn't push to take things further, and at my request she has taken a step back to mull over her feelings rather than just go along with it because I want it. Things seem fine--we still talk and see eachother, but haven't yet spoken about that night since the morning after. I was spiraling much of last week but feeling a bit better about things now. Ball is in her court.Poetsis did get news that she won't be able to get her IUD out until early April, which really sucks, but her Gynecologist gave her a script for Spinoctone or Spiralactone or Spinosaurus or something of that nature which should offset some of the negative side effects in the meanwhile until it's taken out. I'm a bit leery of it, but she's going to give it a try.Last night we made plans for several "dates" in April & May once Lent is over, including a hell of a road trip to the U.S. to try Raising Cane's because I keep hearing about it. Looking forward to those very much. One day I will take her to New Orleans so she can try Willie's Chicken Shack, as well. Had it on a trip with my cousin in 2018 and it has never left my mind.Current plan is for her to move in right after Easter. A bit later than she hoped, but there are other circumstances to work around. Not sure where our relationship will be by then....Don't know what's worse, my being chatty having completely mindbroken a man into seeing my face behind every post and seething about me 24/7, or that he hates me so much that he's taken my very average self-description and built up an Adonis-esque figment in his mind just to cry wolf about.
>>83997181Very interesting indeed>>83993450Just how unemployed are you?
>>83997181>she won't be able to get her IUD out until early April,How long would a road trip to the states take for a private procedure?
>>83997181>completely mindbroken a man into seeing my face behind every post and seething about me 24/7/mcg/ mind broke him a long time ago, you're just the latest target of his ire
>>83997195>Just how unemployed are you?Do you really need to ask?This is worse than Nomi showing up at 2am local time
>>83991125Any ever have any macrophilia fantasies about your mom/grandma? How do those go for you?
>>83997249>2am local time everyone knows nomi is a good girl tucked up in bed by 9 everynight by her brother
>>83996744Oh wow, that's a very unexpected reveal. Don't want to doxx you or anything, but are you a gaming sort of Vtuber, or some other sort? Not overly familiar with that scene or the different types, but Poetsis sends me a bunch of memes from one she watches sometimes, Shondo. She liked the sharkgirl at some point, too. Always more of a Senzawa man myself.>>83997232It'd take a day to get there, do the procedure, and get back. I would do it at this point, but it's not really in the cards right now, as my truck is severely fucked up and on the verge of falling apart because of frame rust, and her sedan would probably explode with that much driving. Trying to get a new truck ASAP, but even a 20 year old Gen 1 Tundra in decent condition is like $12,500.00. Shits so fucked. Bought my first six years ago for $4500.00. Maybe eloping with Poetsis out of country could be easily explained as a response to how bad the economy is.>>83996241Laughed btw>>83995984>He had to make the rest of his family cartoonishy evilI know this is bait, but I can't remember what exactly I said about the less-tolerable members of my family. Did I actually describe them as evil? I mald about them often enough, but they are my family and I love them in spite of a great many qualms I may have. I must have been in a hell of a mood if I painted that bad of a picture of them.
>>83997313>Maybe eloping with Poetsis out of country could be easily explained as a response to how bad the economy is.This is something to seriously consider.>I can't remember what exactly I said about the less-tolerable members of my familypretty sure you only said the dynamic between the three was toxic
>>83997313When are you gonna turn her into GrowItSis?
>>83997181inspect element is a beautiful thing
Young single mothers seducing their only son after finding out that their husband left or died
Also also for all the act he puts on about being le unflappable badass who doesn't give a fuck he pays attention to every single post about him(the ones not made by himself)He was operating under the democrat fantasy of canadian healthcare being free&fast, got called a retard for it so now it's a plot device
>>83996668She's not exactly shy about it, why do you think she's suspiciously wealthy while being a single mom who works from home and keeping strange hours? SimpbucksIt's also why she's nice(pretends to be) to everyone, it's literally in the vtuber work manualShe's less Hololive and more Projekt Melody but she should still be careful, vtuber fans are fucking psychos who will stalk you to the ends to the earth in order to call you a slut and then give you five dollars
>>83997494go more primitiveGirl marries at young at puberty (<13?) as was traditional husband dies, eldest son takes on the man of the family role to support her and his siblings, she rewards him as a good wife should and transfers all her needs and desires onto him. The family carries on and happily grows bigger each year. His siblings and sibkids together as a big unit.
>>83997494More like young single mothers becoming emotionally enmeshed with their son leading to the son taking what's his
>>83997195I mean very, last year of uni rn lol trying to enjoy my last year of not being a wagecuck
Okay so after examining for a while I have found what causes momcest>father must be dead or left them>mother and son must be within 25 years of age (20 is most ideal)>mother must be somewhat absent or not good at establishing parental values and treats son as a boy/man instead of a son>son being a chadlite (probably optional but helps)
>>83997989Are you saying all four of these things need to be true, or just one at least? Because>>mother must be somewhat absent or not good at establishing parental values and treats son as a boy/man instead of a sonDoesn't fit at all with Felix and his mom
>>83998193Did you forget to read Felix's initial posts in the thread before he got his name?
>>83998223She was the opposite of absent. He went out of his way to spend all of his time with her. He spent his teenage years playing board games with her while other kids went out partying
>>83998236Yes, she was an active doting mother. However I don't think letting her son massage and lick her ass is normal mother son boundaries
>>83998251>lick her assHe said she was asleep when he did that>massageAmerican prude attitudes have no bearing on this
>>83991125Mommy wears sweaters for CHADSON
>>83998193Only the first 2 have to be absolute The other 2 requirements are optional
>>83998261What are the boundaries in a normal mother son relationship then? Is touching anywhere allowed? Is kissing allowed?
>>83999184Of course kissing is very normal kissing her cervix with your tip that is
>>83997417>This is something to seriously considerWays to go yet till we are at that point, if ever, but doesn't sound like too bad an idea.>pretty sure you only said the dynamic between the three was toxicYeah that sounds a bit more in line with something I'd say.>>83997581>She's less Hololive and more Projekt MelodyEven more unexpected. Would not have guessed that, but then again, that's not really where my mind tends to go on these matters. I saw someone mention she worked from home in some sort of computer job and just assumed some form of IT haha. I guess we really do have all sorts here. Never saw much of Melody, but the science club memes were funny.>>83997422I mean she could do with an extra 20 pounds for her own sake just to be at a more healthy weight.That is a horrifying image, though.>>83997424Is that supposed to say incest element? What does this mean?
>>83991126>>83995031Gothmom anon here. I saw in the last thread that a janny deleted a bunch of my pasta or something? Can someone fill me in? Been out of the loop for a while.
>>83999356>can someone fill me in?If you remember a couple years back when you were more active, the thread occasionally had problems with jannies deleting posts they didn't like and getting people banned. That still happens on occasion. Most recently Winemom anon has been getting Jannied in the past few threads he has posted in. Someone said some of your posts got deleted too. I don't see any of your posts missing on the archive though, and you're still able to post, so I think you're in the clear.
>>83999356hey goth anon, how often are you fucking gothmom nowadays?
>>83997181spironolactone iirc is primarily a potassium sparing diuretic that happens to have hormonal side effects. among /lgbt/ mtfs it has a reputation as being the least effective anti androgen with the worst side effects.beyond whatever effects it might have on her fluid metabolism, watch her for brain fog. "spiro fog" some people call it.I don't know much about how spiro affects women's hormones but I know that it's one of those drugs that is overprescribed. it stinks of the kind of thing that your doctor might give you just to get you out of their office. kind of a first line thing that insurance allows a doctor to throw at anyone, no way it'd be precisely the right tool for the job. I assume this is to deal with a hormonal IUD being weird but if it's non hormonal or mostly physical discomfort then it'd probably be a bad idea.either way might be worth considering if just toughing it out would be better if you can't find a way to get it out sooner. or finding something herbal from traditional chinese medicine or the like, that kind of thing wouldn't give you such side effects.when she does get it taken out, I read once that you can ask for an "atraumatic speculum(?)" that is rounded and doesn't hurt. somehow isn't the default. at least that's the tool they use for putting it in, not sure about taking it out.note that any type of hormonal birth control can and will affect how a woman feels about guys so I pray for a speedy removaldo your own research though
>>83997313Variety I guess. I do games but I do a lot of other stuff too like karaoke. I've done powerpoint presentations on them before too since that used to be part of my job.>ShondoOh yeah I know some people into her. I like Nerissa personally. >really into a specific lady's covers of citypop>been listening for years>link one to a friend a couple years ago and find out she's Nerissa now>>83997581A lot of my money comes from other stuff.>>83999260>just assumed some form of ITThat's the backup plan I guess. I did IT for most of my adult life
>>84000812>find out she's Nerissa nowBaring in mind I know almost zilch about streamers other than what I learn indirectly but in case I misread are you saying that you found out an old friend is actually this nerissa character?
>>84000865>Baring*bearing
>>83997255God damnn, is there a full set of this?
How fucking hot is this >>>/gif/30295581 ?
>>84001419seek psyciatric help
>/mcg/ is six degrees of separation away from Fuwamoco
Wonder how mine anon is doing
>>83994530Why do you post this ugly whore?
>>84001935I don't understand how someone can be this much of a cocksucking faggot. She's objectively an 8/10 by any metric.
>>84002023Oh, you're a comedien?
>>84001619It'll be 0 degrees eventually
Which son are you?it's the same son
In the dream I had, I initiated sex with my mom by biting and licking her nipples, so I guess that will be the plan when I eventually do it in real life.
>>84000865No, I found out I had already been listening to her music for years before she started vtubing
>>83999811Pretty often. Once a week or so if schedules let us. Some times we are just too busy. When we first started up again, things were a little awkward but now it just feels natural and we have no hesitation compared to a couple years ago. There hasn't been any drama or big revelations. Just happily fucking.
>do the dishes>mom walks in and say "Thank you son. You're the best. I love you.">hugs meWhat did she mean by this?
>>84003037you're the man of the house now
>>84003037>What did she mean by this?You got sonzoned.
My fellow /mcg/ericans, I come before you today to say the state of Mother-Son unions is STRONGER THAN EVER.
>>83997581Why do you have multiple vtuber webms saved?
