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Durham Cathedral edish x
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No Deanos Allowed
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>>83997449
based, thanks lid!
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ITS WOLFIE
MARTIN ADAMS

AWOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsm8lkidvgU&t=33s
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malaise is not as tasty as it sounds
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the lad that posted that bunny picture started a thread with it>>83995446
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>>83997571
why does it always have to be noncey shit or kids relatrd for fuck sake
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i dont think ive ever had a real friend and i think that might be my fault..kinda. im very meek and this attracts fake and manipulative people it also repels people because there just isnt much to me
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>>83997609
i didnt notice that but your fuckin right it is, weirdo he is
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bennies just dropped
corrrrr
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well im off to bed, dont let the thread die please
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a most superb edish.
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DVD edition. Simple as.
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Cunt wagies sleeping in. Bet Bladders is up playing his new games. Fucking BASTARDS.
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think i'm calling it a night. spoke to a delivery driver today, also did some washing up. then ate choccies and had energy drinks, now i'm crashing out.

good night frens!
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>>83997975
choc my fat arse lid
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Phwoar gotten up just now
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Buh-bye breadington X

We hardly knew ye, did we not
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sacked from lorrying for fucks sake
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I urgently need to clean my bath
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>>83998934
How come? What did you do?
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>>83999061
nothing, just a zero hours contract and a bad time of year, ive been with that company since july 2024 so i thought if they were gonna get rid of me it would have been after last xmas when i hardly had any experience
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>>83999064
Get your own lorrying company
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>>83999088
have actually thought about this desu, do some subcontracting for amazon or somebody, just a massive pain in the arse to get into when you work for yourself
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Spaffed very hard phwoar X
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>>83999091
Do you own a lorry?
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sacked for noncing
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>>83999191
>Do you own a lorry?
no :(
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qEjnvUI0kfQ

Just who was in the wrong here /v/roskys
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>reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1pdvu6x/youtuber_kurt_caz_accused_of_using_ai_to_depict/

Trannies peddling their conspiracy theories again lol
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Brekkie o'clock X

Phwoar
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reckon we should abolish the monarchy
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>>83999497
I truly don't understand how britfags can even tolerate the royal family. You should all rise up with torches and machetes and drag those parasites out into the street and chop them up into tiny bits. Fuck all those ppl.
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>>83999539
this is a bit extreme desu, im fine with just abolishing it
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Geeked up playing Xbox all day
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Kinell just shagged my fist like it's nobody's bizniz
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Sucking on a grown woman's fanny lips
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Need some advice regarding the escort lads. I just don't think she'll ever see me as anything more than a client. I think she deliberately manipulates my emotions in the way she texts. I guess I have three options:

1. Keep seeing her, just accept I'm a client who she probably doesn't care about beyond the money. At best I'd be her favourite client. Try to suppress my emotions.

2. Just cut things off with her. Would be harsh but would maybe hurt her and make her reconsider how she treats people. Don't really want to do this but it would stop my obsession with her.

3. Tell her that I like her as a person and am unsure how to process my emotions about her. This risks her potentially refusing to see me if she thinks I am too clingy. Alternatively, maybe she'd reciprocate. I don't know how much intimacy escorts normally give but last time she seemed to open up a lot and told me lots of personal things as well as cupping my face with her hands which she didn't do before.

I honestly don't know what to do. What should I do?
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>>83999539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4l7bmTJ7j8
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Six days sober, should I start drinking again? Am an alcoholic
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lil bro in love with a whore
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>>84000195
>I just don't think she'll ever see me as anything more than a client
What do you want her to see you?
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>>83999283
Imagine falling for these right wing grifters lmao
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>>84000195
post ONE screenshot of conversation between you and said escort. doesn't have to be long, just one exchange. you won't.
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Returned from my visit to the land of nod. Painfully sleepy and yet we must disembark from beddingtons and, against all reasonability, go to toil for another day of graft. Unreasonable, is it not?
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>>84000315
Why not just claim bennies?
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Pretty sure I just came so hard my ears were ringing.
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>>84000315
Maybe he doesn't want to get doxxed?
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I have taken a shidd X
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>>84000384
Wouldn't be able to keep my quality of life. Don't think bennies office will pay my mortgage and the wifeberg would certainly stop having sex with me, most likely divorce me. I make decent money and don't have a hard job so the trade off isn't too bad, I'd rather not be here but I like being able to go out and spend a hundred quid on food and drinks and not have to worry about budgeting.
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>>84000285
As either a potential partner or just a friend.

Is that realistic? I don't know how much she likes me.
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>>84000528
>pay my mortgage
It's a fucking savings account with free rent thrown in you collosal "muh mortgage" faggot
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>>84000506
Best put it back before the owner realises it's gone, anon.
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>>84000599
t. virgin who lives with his mother and refuses to work
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>>84000532
>Is that realistic?
No, it's an escort.
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>>83997571
>>83997609
>>83997620
Why are britfeelers obsessed with talking about kiddy fucking?
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Seething golem angry his great struggle of "paying the mortgage, oh my god i suffer so much!!" has been found out to be nothing more than him grifting free accommodation and getting to whine about other scroungers.
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Never know what to eat for lunch. Annoying meal.
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Pretending to be the person you're not and living a life you don't have to impress other men on an anonymous anime website. Pathetic.
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>>84000682
Some nice soup and crusty bread?
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>>84000659
They post it
You read it
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Phwoar cannot be arsed w/anything rn me X
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>>84000682
Me? I always get something for the chinese or thai places round the corner, they have a different menu every day, it delicious x
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>>84000691
That doesn't answer why they are obsessed with kids being fucked.
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>>84000706
NTA but, /britfeel/ers aren't, it's outsiders like you being le ebin twolls.
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>>84000606
So what should I do?
Do I just tell her how I feel next time and see if she rejects me?
Or just suppress my emotions?
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>>84000719
Don't book her anymore.
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Me? off t'farmshop. Too expensive to ask if anyone wants anything, so you'll have to share muh goodies. Going for some homemade sosij roles and homemade scotch egg, and maybe some beef steaks, and a beef rib if I can get 1.
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rent has incresed 300 quid, death to landlords
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>>84000841
Buy your own place, mong
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Went to Durham uni for a bit. Had to drop out because my parents made me insane.
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>>84000599
Of all the things to be triggered by
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>>84000847
What do you do now? And, still insane?
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>>84000847
Every place up north is grim af
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>lunch

yee-haw let's all get some fries from the shopping center, it'll be a gas!
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>>84000845
they would still be deserving of death even if it was someone else paying, they are leaches and vermin death to them all
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looks like seethemong woke up on the wrong side of the single bed this morning
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how to become a professional mountaineer
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>>84000868
climb mountains (professionally)
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>>84000854
>What do you do now
Private school teacher. It is alright. Maybe it is arrogant but I feel like I could have done a lot more with my life if I was saner and more calm in the late teens early 20s. Maybe anyone could I suppose with the right work ethic and mentality.

>are you still insane now
Yes but it is under control. Once the parental influence waned I became normal.

>>84000857
Durham is sometimes call the South of the norf. It is filled with rich as fuck posh students from southern England. Pretty very medieval town. Feels like Harry Potter. Full of Japanese students and German studying theology as I remember. Had a weird club called Klute everyone was obsessed with.

God i wish i could be 18 with all the wisdom, knowledge and crystallised intelligence I have now
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>>84000868
Start climbing mountains, a lot.
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>>84000728
I have already arranged to see her again on Sunday 8th March.

I lost my virginity to her so I feel attached to her.
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>>84000966
Confess your feelings to her, maybe she is looking for a bf
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Bit warmer today but raining yet again
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>>84000898
>Private school teacher
Notice you're leaving out the part where the school is in Thailand and you're a legit paedophile
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>>84000966
Post proof or fuck off. Boring larp mong
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>>84000898
Meh, you did what you did, the thing with the past is, you can't change it.
Things could be a hell of a lot worse, seems like you've done alright.
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awake. waiting for the postie. expecting a certain parcel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmciuKsBOi0
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>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.
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just hope they haven't gone and basically blocked the UK from imageposting again that was such a weird lull in 4chan history

was like: want to put pictures on the site? why, that's a 4chan Pass feature!
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>>84001014
Airplane mode > delete cookies > airplane mode off
Problem solved
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>>84001005
Good morning saar!!!!! Hope your DVD gets lost in the post ahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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landlords get the gulag simple as
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>>84001032
i'm on a desktop computer.

>>84001040
i don't have a DVD player.
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>>84001048
>i'm on a desktop computer.
Creep
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>>84001051
;_; i use Windows.
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>>84001048
by biggest dream as a teenager was to buy a dvd burner
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>>84001051
>not having a desktop

what the fuck is wong with YOU lad
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>>84001060
This isnt the 2000s anymore, lad
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Lets not pretend that phoneposters aren't cancer.
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>>84001062
NTA but, PC's have been better for all of time, and will continue to be better.
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>>84001068
look at that smug lil guy
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>>84000980
I think I might tbqh. I don't think I can suppress my emotions.

You know what's weird? I don't even want to have sex with her now really. So I guess even if she does reject me, then I can just move on.

If I do tell her and she doesn't reciprocate, do you think there's any chance she'd keep seeing me just as a client, or do you think she'd boot me out?
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>>84001068
Rude. We're not all bad de lid
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>>84001070
Dont really see any use cases in 2025. Laptops can do everything.
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>>84001068
I do all my best posting from my phone at work and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>84001101
cooor those tits are F size?
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>>84001097
It's the right thing to do, lad. Go for it.
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Foodingham colling off rn X
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>>84001097
You know whats weird? You live your entire life in your imagination but you're such a boring dickhead all your shit larps are just shitter versions of each other
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>>84001114
There is no proof that this is a LARP
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>>84001058
my cousin had a CD burner that could do music CDs and PlayStation games at blazing 4x speed.

you'd leave a list of requests with him, he could sort you three or four discs in a single day.
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>>84001122
There is no proof escortmong has ever said a single word to an escort. Because he hasn't.
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Hehe pretend I talk to prostitute hehe ok so what I said was this and oh oh oh I know what if she said this then what xD
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>>84001132
>Because he hasn't.
How do you know?
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phew, sorted. that was a rough evening. always a bit of a nightmare waiting until Tuesday.
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>>84001113
do you browse r/cats?
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>>84001102
I prefer it. And not all laptops can do everything. Some can't play decent games.
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>>84001147
If somebody makes claims for half a year whilst refusing to provide 1 shred of proof we don't just believe it because he said so on britfeel. You might be new here.
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>>84001163
I believe him and I've been here for 10 years.
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Why are there always cats posted here? Like every single day
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>>84001152
what are those figures?
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>>84000257
Only drink if you want to. Being 6 days clean is good.
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>>84001174
>l believe him
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>>84001182
that's Harold the Handsy, inviting little Sally Hopkins on a quest!
(he's not a wizard, he just has an eccentric dress sense.)
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Used to do a lot of drugs now im sober and have a sprog
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morning de lats morning de lods x
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>>84001174
>I've been here for 10 years

What a life
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With the time escortmong spends samefagging for his shit larp he could just post a single AW screenshot of a conversation with any names redacted. If it was real that is.
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>>84001196
How long have you been here, champ?
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>>84001199
Today is my first day here.
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The man childs have awoken from their slumber. Time to blow this place, peace out x
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Me? Just got here
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>>84001197
they sound like private messages between him and his beau
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>>84001226
Boring. Only shitters left here.
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any of yous practise magick? thinking of getting back into it.
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A pink haired Belle Delphine prances through a grassy field in the low light of evening. She is wearing nothing but white socks that stop high on her shin and black mary jane shoes. Her hair flows freely in the wind and her skin glows with pale luminosity. She giggles as you chased her while Kids by MGMT played on lutes, lyres and flutes blares a soundtrack for your escapades.
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>>84001242
I practise gimmicks
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me, i feel bad i shared an email from Suresh from Gopuff Customer Support. not my place to show that to others without his permission.
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Physiotherapy in 50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktFlaBhpMu8

Bit of a tongue twister that one
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nobody really cares
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ChatGPT is thick as mince. all i wanted was a stand-in name that wasn't 'Rajesh' to protect Rajesh's identity, but it doesn't know what things are.
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>>84001323
>thick as mince
starting a new gimmick are we lad?
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>>84001350
what, a saying?

i'll admit: i was tempted to go for a cheeky 'mints' on purpose. but we all saw how something similar played out yesterday...
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>>84001242
Still researching it, dabbled with tarot but no further esotericism. Just reading up on it. Maybe down the line you know? Got to be sure you know what you're doing when interfering with dark forces.
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>>84001359
im a noticer lad, perhaps on a higher level of noticing that the dross that inhabit this board. perhaps the noticing is too intense.
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>im a noticer
autism
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Mfw the captain of that swedecuck ship appears to be a tranny LOL

The fuck is this clownworld even
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>>84001365
i shall have to ask for your assistance in solving Hostlad's crafty riddles.

https://www.youtube.com/@BritfeelRadio/shorts

he claims there is both an intention and zero intention here. you and i both know the truth when it comes to so-called 'intent'.
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>No more Chad cock on tap for roastie mcroastbeef
>Only Mr Shekelstein's WW3 trenches now
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what do your noticing eyes see?

(watch some lad solve this with AI)
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>Capt's name is "Paula"

Holy shit it really is a tranny lol

What absolute twaddle
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>sacked from lorrying last night via text
>already had a call from an old agency asking me can i do an assessment with a new company at half 2 today
such is the life of a chad class 1 driver
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>>84001433
what's this, lad? new Star Trek?
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>>84001111
Are you being honest? Or are you just trying to get her to be angry with me?
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>>84001436
do love me some (virtual) lorrying tbqh corr
Hope you get some comfy wagons in your new/old job de lid
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Imagine being ordered around by a freaking tranny during WW3 lol

Reality is prolapsing
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>>84001436
eyyy good for you lad!

didn't want to split hairs about whether not-renewing a zero-hours contract counts as getting sacked (obvs that whole system is just wank and you probably agree)
but i sort of wish people made more of a fuss since it's effectively the same thing, defeats the whole point of 'employment' in a sense

maybe you could go full boomer and shop around, lorrylad. tell agency #2 and agency #3 that agency #1 might be offering you a position...can they do any better?
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>>84001452
You're getting upset over imaginary situations you're putting yourself in. Have you thought about getting a job?
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>>84001480
>Have you thought about getting a job?
What's one of those?
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>>84001445
thankyou lid should be better than the last place at least, from what ive seen anyway
>>84001464
yea zero hours is a pain but when you get fired off from one it does feel like being sacked instead of just "let go" or something like that, shopping around is tempting too but its probably not the best time of year to be doing it yet, i was lucky to get an offer so quick anyway
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>>84001484
It helps fill your time and rewards you, it also prevents you from thinking about unrealistic situations you'd be in because you're a bored out of your mind man child.
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These blonde roasties are Chad-access only.

They won't even notice the existence of sub-Chad men
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>>84001538
very uncanny valley vibes here lad
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>>84001506
>It helps fill your time and rewards you
I already fill my time with vidya and 4chan lad, my reward is my UC & PIP, not sure this job thing you speak of is any better.
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Oh noes, lets be upset because those women who don't know we exist will never have the sex with us ;_;
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>Exquisite phenotype, is it not
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You just know they view sub-Chad men as boyim to be used and then squashed

It's Chad's harem or bust for these high maintenance specimen
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how is picrel nowadays?
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All these pre-WW3 documentaries are really heavily focussing on the nordic countries

(((They))) really want to cull the white race in WW3, especially white femoids of breeding age

It is quite diabolic, sign tappers were right
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Fink i'll be ingesting some wot noodles X
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Sluglad is awake.
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Imagine slaving for Mr. Shekelstein

Couldn't be me X
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HHL, thriving on /brit/
You, malding on /britfeel/
Oh aye.
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>>84001548
>Oh noes, lets be upset because those women who don't know we exist will never have the sex with us ;_;
This but unironically
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>>84001618
Where do you fit into all this
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>>84001618
>not having that mong shit up the thread with his "tee hee im drinking" shite

it really is 4x LUSH lad
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>>84001608
>Imagine slaving for Mr. Shekelstein
Glad to be British lad. Bet you wish you were British.
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>>84001623
Watching you malding all day?
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>>84001623
You just replied to Sean.
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does anyone know if there's a way to turn the volume down on these?

obviously i want to hear it buzz when there's a delivery, just don't want to have a mini heart attack every time.
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>i i its Sean
>i i its lollers
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>gizmodo.com/reckless-youtuber-threatens-fabric-of-reality-by-wiring-together-400-car-batteries-2000725469

The white man's favstian drive appears to be unstoppable, does it not
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>>84001631
infinity LUSH this lad
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>It's LUSH him not being here.
Can't stop talking or thinking about him. Shiggity.
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just absolutely DEMOLISHED a big bowl of mushy peas
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>>84001678
you're on one again, aren't you. not our fault that little lad is persona non gratas. he's a paedophile, a nutjob, and overal a disgusting parasite of a person. i hope he rots.
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>>84001640
place some tape over the speaker hole (if thats it on the bottom right)

Should muffle the sound a bit
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Two cuppa wot noodles cooling off rn X
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finally finished making a full adder OH SH--
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>>84001684
You're fuming little lad
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>>84001648
Junkies could sense that amount of batteries laying around and they would be stolen so fast kek

Think its something like 2-4 quid for a used battery
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>>84001640
Yes, now ask politely and I MIGHT be willing to tell you.
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>>84001699
you are actually a genius.
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>>84001648
Why not vnstoppable?
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>>84001729
sorry, a nicer lad has beaten you to the punch.

sometimes the simplest solutions are the best ones. like when you put Blu Tack in your fire alarm to stop it chirping.
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>>84001742
NTA but, you're meant to throw them out when they're broken.
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>>84001767
yeah it's one of those, doesn't take a battery, just needs replacing.

but i don't want my landlord to complain so i leave it there just for the look.
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how do i make it so i can buy from this website if i'm in the UK?

still has a strange 2000s checkout system. last time i tried to buy an account, NatWest flagged it as fraud and disabled my card.
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>>84001791
Signing up to tranny central in 2026
The absolute state of you.
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>>84001733
i have brief moments of brilliance but they are very rare tbqh
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Almost completed my side quests for the day. Been to the farmshop, got nice food, been to the supermarket for beer. Just need to get safely back to base tonight, then it's been a good day.
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>>84001726
>little lad
ahahahahah lmfao anon thinks he's a tough guy
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>>84001803
even kiwifarms regularly has trannies freaking out lately
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>>84001822
Good werk faggot. Now enjoy a brew and some spoils from your shopping venture.
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Bit of a wot noodle enjoyer arnt i X
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>>84001803
oh yeah they went all-in on that. i feel like i'm walking on eggshells just by browsing.

that said, some of them set up this spin-off forum because SA wasn't safe and exclusive ENOUGH:
https://breadnroses.net/home/

tbf a lot of weirdos on 4chan also think posting on message boards = taking part in a revolution.
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>>84001822
you specifically said you would not bring us back anything.

our friendship has come to an end.
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right well i'm off to the shops
anyone want a snack?
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>>84001897
No thanks, I'll snack on your mum a bit later.
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>>84001844
Fanks.
>>84001891
Actually I said I cant afford to buy what people wanted, but would share. And nobody wanted to share. Shame, I had a sosij roll with leek and chili, and got a plain version, and duck eggs, and treacle bacon, and a mini egg slice thing, and some thin steaks called hanger steaks which are just like steak canadians.
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>>84001897
Get a pack of skittles, please anon.
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ckin ell that was sating

Luv wot noodles me i do X
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NIGGA HEIL HELPER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLgE4PtJp2Q
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>>84001897
Campinos
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>>84001953
i agree with >>81177564

also i know Auto-Tune was always his thing, but the backing music sounds like a MIDI file. what is he actually does, as a musician?
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extremely brief moments of brlliance x
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>>84001879
theres different depths to an individuals level of mental illness thats for sure
>>84001840
Well that's just their natural state of being really. How is the farms recently, I got roped into watching 86 episodes of "The Chris Chan Saga" and it was like bouncing off the bottom of a pool and enjoying the fresh air afterwards and not wanting to do that again.
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HHL posting his wuppagrind updates on /brit/. Seems quite stagnationmaxxing
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wish i'd became a lolcow back in the day. life on easy mode.
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>>84002113
and no one here gives a fuck pal so give it a rest, yeah?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGhxMi50y8

shidding myself rn
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Not happy me lads, found out there's a gothy victoriana paranormal talk at a museum by mine this saturday, but it's all sold out.
Gutted, that would have been cool af to visit.
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>>84002279
Care enough to reply thoughever.
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>>84002294
garn one of her other talks

https://katecherrell.com/public-speaking/
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>tfw paranormal
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>>84002288

Poolrooms would be 10x scarier.
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>>84001897
sosij roll?? please :>
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imagine paying 20+ quid to listen to some middle-aged goth woman tell you that local witches were killed because of the patriarchy, or how Jeffrey Dahmer was actually a misunderstood soul.
and how, for more information, you really ought to buy her book and listen to her podcast. those last two hours of PowerPoint slides were just an advert/taster for the full thing.

imagine doing this, several times ( ._.)
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>>84002352
>Pool room 11.png

:__; our HelperLad LOVED posting 'Pool room xx.png' pictures.

did you get this from the MEGA of poolroom images he uploaded, lad?
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>>84002393
u do realise whilst you do this, some other lad is creeping in her crypt? spilling his ectoplasm in her coffin
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Anal ectoplasm
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>>84002404
2lewd and 3spooky 4me

would you believe me if i said i went to these things because they sounded interesting, NOT to acquire a goth gf?
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Thinking bout them stones x
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>>84002337
They're too far for me to get to. Oh well.
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>>84002294
Turn up anyway, say "The spirits told me to come"
What are they going to say? "I don't believe you"
I think not.
If they do refuse show them your full 2l Irn-bru ectoplasm container.
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>>84002415
I would, ive gone to similar stuff purely out of interest and to shake up the norm, once you get older youve got to do more stuff to build more pathways in the brain so years dont evaporate, time is truly spooky.
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>>84002425
but youve got to turn up at an angel number time
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how do we know that the podcasts and crystals aren't just an act they put on to hide the REAL magicks from us casuals?
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>>84002437
I've got pretty close to casting a fireball.
One vindaloo and a bic lighter, given, it takes a bit of preparation and not much use in a street fight.
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all right lads i've consulted the online I Ching, asked it whether HelperLad will return to /britfeel/.

it's given me 38, which is K'uei, or Estrangement. oh no.
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>SITUATION ANALYSIS:
>You are working at cross-purposes with another.
>The distance between you is very wide.
>The gap can be closed, however, with no compromise of your integrity.
>You are not adversaries in this case -- just two persons addressing individual needs.
>Ask yourself: are these needs mutually exclusive?
>Is there common ground here?
>Must there be one winner and one loser?
>Could you become partners in seeking a solution that would allow for two winners?

i think i see what this is saying.
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bbbbbbbbbbc
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>>84002499
What's cross-purposes?
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>>84002279
You're replying to paedo sean, ignore and filter the word sean, filter tripfags. Feel Street is A LOT more comfy this way x
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>everyone who rattles me is Shippy|HHL|Lollers
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>>84002669
probably that i want HHL here, whichever-lad is trying to scare him away.

you, the guy doing that: what are your interests? taste in music? favourite book?
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>>84002699
they/he doesnt want to talk lad and hes gone to /brit/ to make the same posts he makes about and at hhl that he does here. sad sack coward with no life outside of 4chan
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>>84002699
Why do you want to know about some seething faggot?
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>>84002740
Because he is obsessed with 'personalities' like 90% of the losers here.
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>>84002698
you forgot rotherfag, another one of little lads creations.
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>>84002735
i mean he is posting here currently. he's posted one of his poolrooms images, and some stones he saved from me last week.

trip on, HHL.
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>Everyone who knows I'm a sad fucking tit is a personality
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Got me some of these for my tea, anyone else had them? Found at Farmfoods.
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>i i it HHL
>i i it Shippy
>i i it Lollers
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGsVXKug8I

Implessive innit
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it IS HHL tho
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/mSWLvYTf_FTQIO6irasOgw/
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/eBxEHF0Ol2jg2JKNaGlrWQ/

again, i'm sure it's possible there was a poolrooms collection on MEGA and they both saved the same images haha.

but in reality HelperLad you've been rumbled there is no shame TRIPCODE ON. NOW.
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>>84002814
oh no! imagine this! imagine there were other people saving images and reposting them! God forbid, I know, a wild thought, isn't it?
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>>84002814
You've done him lad. It couldn't possibly be anyone who has downloaded one of his pictures. Or false flagging as some mongs would call it.
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it was SUCH a nice day today, fuck me im so happy its finally stopped raining even if its just for a day, went on a 30 mile ride in the countryside
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>>84002833
then i will need >>84002352-san to post a screenshot of the File Properties dialog for that file. let's see its created/modified date.
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>>84002861
No one has to do fuck all you cretin
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besides, >>83955888 was me.

i know who saves my files (i feel it in my bones)
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>>84002861
>then i will need
the poster doesn't owe anything to you to be doing that though, you've got some superiority complex it seems. you will learn in life you cannot have everything how you like it.
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>>84002872
nah the power in this situation does not rest with me.

i wonder how HHL is feeling, since he's one of two people who can resolve this conflict. or one of one.
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Ok lads when you make a post please include a current and upto date picture of your photoID and a note from your mum saying its you.
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>>84002883
no one really cares mate, you're the only one in here obsessing over someone who may or may not even be active in this thread.

do you not have anything else to talk about or contribute to the thread with?
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>>84002883

>nah the power in this situation does not rest with me

>then i will need >>84002352-san to post a screenshot of the File Properties dialog for that file. let's see its created/modified date.
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>>84002893
Think we've found the 1 obsessed with him.
Newfags should spend time in the archives.
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>>84002893
i do, and i have been doing so.

but i ALSO miss HelperLad ;__;
(and Crossy and Chika, Chika quite a bit atm)
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also does anyone know why my thumbnails in Windows Explorer with transparency have gone from transparency to black?
(the PNGs/GIFs/whatever themselves are still actually transparent, it's just made them look weird as thumbs)
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>>84002902
well then, continue being active, if you like. you don't need to try and make the fact you are missing people the focal point of this thread though. you're a regular poster here, please do better.
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>>84002753
How do you know it's 90% of posters? Just because a faggot spams about it all day, doesn't mean the rest of us care.
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>>84002893
>do you not have anything else to talk about or contribute to the thread with?
Many heads should wobble at this tbqhwydelid well said x
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>>84002919
aye you're right. it's been a pretty positive thread so far, especially lorrylad.

what are you up to tonight? (everyone)
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thinking maybe i should try learning to draw again, since i'm always harping on 'we need more drawfrens'.

do yous think it's better to get a tablet (as in, a drawing tablet) first and draw that way, or try drawing on paper? i'd probably be working through those Andrew Loomis books.
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mind you it's mad to think the SNES had the mouse for Mario Paint. 'this will make drawing more natural'.

absolute 'mare, mouse drawing. have had to leave some /tv/ Skribbl.io games in absolute shame (usually, tremor kicks in)
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>>84002937
Vibe coding a python app in AI, feel a bit bad i am not doing the coding myself but my python is really bad, my coding in general is bad. I used to be ok at python in 2018-ish I made a radio discord bot in it.

You?
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>>84002957
Different ways of drawing.
Do both.
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Anyone got any choonz for me?

https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
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>>84002998
what are you making? i suppose if AI automates what you'd make anyway, is that really so different to finding an answer on StackOverflow or in a tutorial? or hell, just using a library? get it done and then neaten it up perhaps.

>I made a radio discord bot in it.
do people make games bots for Discord? Lollers and i were on about IRC/mIRC scripting the other day, i miss Acro and the different quizzes.

tried to shoop a picture for a joke earlier and after 20+ mins trying myself to manually extract and combine the two elements, i just asked AI. and lo and behold: >>84001722

it's getting scary what AI can do.

>>84003008
Wacom Bamboos are cheaper than i thought they'd be. but i wouldn't want one (even if i had more money) unless i knew i could draw.

just that the end goal would be drawing on a PC, y'know? so it's a bit like learning piano vs learning music tracker software.
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>>84003063
I had a wacom tablet years ago, but it broke. Wouldn't mind another, as it was quite fun to use (Im not good at drawing).
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Pretty outrageous temperatures today. My window frame got to 32C and air temp in my room was 24-25C.
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Anyone have a link to the lad calling them a nagger at the BAFTAs? Can't find it anywhere.
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What in the fuck are these ridiculous new captcha?
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I got an xppen tablet (screenless) years ago and then never really touched it desu I need to start that again, lets draw together
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>>84003072
even just that Osu! game looks fun, clever little idea.

>>84003039
i do, and i present it to you in this form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-840keiiFDE
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Having a fucking dreadful day lads, just straight up not having a good time. Lots of little things getting right on my tits. Cleaner at work came in early and started spraying everything with caustic chemicals that give me a headache, dogberg was being a little fucking dickhead, broke a Gu pot (thank god there was no gu left in it) and so on and so forth. Very frustrating.
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>>84003116
sending you virtual hugs, anon. it will pass. maybe you're now due a good day (if you have that gambler mindset).

what's your Gu of choice? can anything even come close to the Zillionaire Cheesecake?
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>>84002998
I tried to learn python once for network automation, started a course by Cisco that claimed to start from the basics.

First it had me download about ten programs to my computer such as postman and git something and various other things that I didn't understand and it didn't explain, then it was like "here's how you do task one, here's how you do task two, now you know how to do that do task three that incorporates the two things you previously learned and also some more things that you have not been taught" so I gave up.

Don't think the coding world is for me. I understand networking and security and that'll probably be enough to keep me going until AI wipes out everything, and then I guess I can replace fiber cables in our robot overlords datacentres.
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>>84003148
What I'm due is some drugs I think, had a nice pharma delivery and should be getting some k and 2cb tomorrow or the next. Progress marches on, things can only get better etc. thank you for your nice words I hope you have also enjoyed your delivery today.

I like the lemon cheesecake ones personally, I like the tartness over the super sweet chocolatey caramel ones.
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>>84003152
> it had me download about ten programs to my computer such as postman and git something and various other things that I didn't understand and it didn't explain

were you on Windows? so many open-source 'suites' are like this on Windows, Python, mingw, even stuff like LaTeX.

they don't understand that you're not on *nix so then instead of just having your standard terminal emulator as in Linux, you'll end up with some dedicated Python one and it's all very strange.

it's like they're always trying to emulate some subset of Linux in Windows, instead of just throwing a few binaries in as DLLs/EXEs.

compiling Super Mario 64 for Windows was such a pain.
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>>84003186
Yeah lad was doing it on my work computer as it was supposed to be for work. One guy got furloughed during COVID and spent like a year just learning how to do python and now makes crazy money in DevOps, I continued working but did nothing and DevelOped a nasty xanax addiction. Mostly came out the other end of it though.
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>>84003168
>>84003203
be careful with drugs!

*takes drugs*
do as i say not as i do.
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>>84003088
https://x.com/i/status/2025756944611385570
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>>84003039
>Anyone got any choonz for me?
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfvsRTYhVt0
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>>84003063
it isn't anything interesting for this thread I don't think. It is an app that basically mimics a paid app for a pub game that I host at home for me and a few mates, with a few added features that aren't in the paid application.

I am not sure about the game bot, this bot I was talking about joined a voice chat and then you could give it music to play, urls, radio urls, before there were any bots for that sort of thing. It was for a Bible based discord server so it mainly just sat in a voice chat going through the KJV NT
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>>84003210
The key thing is that I don't buy benzos ever (I hardly ever buy benzos). Z drugs are a loophole. I also try to avoid buying opioids but then I tend to buy nurofen plus and solpadeine max and combine them with my muscle relaxers and my z drugs. They'll take our ability to do this away soon, reckon internet drug buying in the UK has maybe got 5 years left on it, I'll give illegal streaming and torrenting maybe ten years and then the internet will be entirely surface level app based garbage with your real ID attached to it. Might as well make hay while the sun shines.
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>>84003039
>>83997456
alri wolfie lad x
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>0 seeds
>both hovering at 90+% availability

damn it i want my kinos.
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Waffeineberg crash coming on innit

Wrapping it up for today now arnt i X
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>>84003256
>a paid app for a pub game that I host at home for me and a few mates,
what's the game?
reckon you'll put it up somewhere, or is it just for you and your pals?

>>84003259
really does feel like we're at the end of an era. some golden age where the internet was free as in freedom, drugs were pure and accessible.

all the ID card/database state concerns people had in the 2000s seem quaint, now. people thought that was paranoid, like it was a slippery slope to a police state. but imagine telling the man on the street how accessing porn/chatrooms/bike forums works in 2026.
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>>84003316
>people thought that was paranoid, like it was a slippery slope to a police state
NTA but, yet here we are, inna bolice state, nanny gubbermint on yer case for saying you don't like people raping young British girls.
Weird eh.
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I'm going to plug this tablet in for the first time in 2 years, give me some ideas of what to draw (I can't draw)
Maybe something britfeel related
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>>84003346
Draw cows at a disco having a rave.
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Weird how if gangs of British lads were targeting primarily Asian children and raping them, it would be classed as a racially motivated attack, yet gangs of pakistani men targeting white girls isn't a racially motivated attack.
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>>84003346
Draw a daffodil looking at the snowy surroundings and deciding to wrap back up and shoot back under the ground
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>>84003292
crashing a bit too but i shall re-dose on this carton of lushness.

>>84003219
must be awful, this. there was a verbal Tourette's guy on The Undateables, he worked it into stand-up comedy which is cool. but then on the date with the lass, he was saying stuff like "she's a slut!!!"
intrusive thoughts coming out as tics sounds like an absolute nightmare. i'd rather be mute.
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>>84003346
i want to say something /britfeel/-related, like this lovely night walk picture a lad drew.

perhaps something relevant to current times (website blocks, the new CAPTCHAs, AI taking over Feel Street).

alternatively, >>84003351
because that just sounds fun.
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>>84003380
NTA but, he could draw a dafodil, then a snowdrop next to it saying "WTF you doing?"
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>>84003428
Could have a crocus hanging about in the distance minding his own business
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accidently deleted my cookies and now i have to deal with insanely hard captchas again. not rite imo
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>>84003351
>>84003398
Alright I'll try and draw some shit with this in mind but it might be a few hours if I can even do it
>>84003380
Well that's a fucking animation but we'll see
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>>84003454
sometimes i get it where you don't need verification and seems to be across boards as well, very nice!
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how about a snake on a breadboard
to make a tortured pun about an 'adder'?
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Just refound the paid GBA emulator I had years ago on my phone and downloaded it again. Think we might be getting our tits into some pokeymans. Looking at the firered quality of life improvements ones, any recommendations that are basically the original 151 mans and nothing is changed too much, just more fun and playable would be welcome
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>>84003477
i was whining about the caves a few threads ago, how the original Game Boy made the Underground Paths little shortcuts, but in the remakes they stretched them out. same with Diglett's Cave. presumably to be more 'accurate' to the overworld, but it was annoying. i hope so QoL ROM hack fixes that.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/threads/pokemon-fire-red-reignited-leaf-green-regrown-decomp-hack-v1-3-out.535393/

sounds like what you're after?
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>>84003532
not sure if real
but
'Is there somewhere I can self-refer for some kind of de-radicalisation?' is a horrifying sentence.
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>>84003564
He's going to get turned into a super-grass, lmao.
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>>84003532
what a fucking wet this guy is. 'de-radicalisation' bet he got rumbled privately and is trying to save face before he's exposed.
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why was that lad searching for legal advice. somethings not right
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>>84003716
I follow the that sub too, to be honest. Get a good chuckle sometimes with what gets posted.
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>>84003719
most of it is larps good creative writers
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shits all rigged and gamed and it wasn't like this or not as fucked like now
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Think this is the worst start to a year I've ever had. Nowt but misery every day.
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could do without this and last year many more really
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only had the two crust slices left. made the foolish decision NOT to double up the ham and cheese. now i have a slice of ham and no bread (and this tasty but disappointing sarnie).
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>>84003547
Yep reckon that could be the one for me, thanks de lid
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>YOUNG BOB ATTACKED BY MUSLIMS

Here is the full story. I spent an hour speaking about Ramadan being a gluttony fest, Islam, and Whitechapel being demographically replaced for about an hour.

Then two elderly Muslims who had covered faces became more visually agitated. They grabbed me, grabbed my equipment, tried to get me to the floor, punching, slapping, and pushing me. They completely destroyed one of my cameras and grabbed some of my equipment, like phones, out of my pockets.

I ran away and called the police. The police refused to help because the wait time for Whitechapel was an hour, and I didn't live in Whitechapel at all.
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>>84003798
>The police refused to help because the wait time for Whitechapel
I think we know the real reason. Don't want to upset the muslim brotherhood.
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>>84003798
>>84003806

Here's a quick explanation of what happened in Whitechapel. We've had to run quickly into the train station, so I haven't been able to give ample time to do anything.

However, we were doing videos where someone recommended we go outside of East London Mosque after their prayers to talk to them about Ramadan and what happened with the Christian preacher. They ended up surrounding us. We spoke for about half an hour. We had it all on camera.

Then, randomly, they started to intimidate my cameraman. They grabbed my camera and bashed it to the ground while I was holding onto it. They put me on the floor. They kept on grabbing me constantly, doing women stuff like pinching me, pushing me, and slapping me. They took some of my things out of my pockets. I ran away

The police were absolutely useless. The waiting time in Whitechapel was over an hour, and as soon as they found out I didn't live in the London area, they deferred me to make a report later on
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>>84003812
>The police were absolutely useless.
I did tell you the reason.
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To be fair, one of the main guys in their religion was a kiddy fucker, so you can see why they're ok with it.
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>married at 6
>marriage consumated at 9
Muslim's will argue that there is nothing wrong with this.
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wasn't mary 13 when she was knocked up
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Women in muslim countries have to cover themselves, because the men can't be trusted.
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Do we even know aisha wasn't an afghani dancing boy?
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>>84003840
15-16. But god didn't fuck her.
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>>84003797
no worries, i might give it a go myself.

just went from that to looking at Zelda II hacks. have always said making Zelda's sword 1 pixel longer would make the game play much smoother, and it looks like a few of them do that. but there are also these overhauls that fix bugs, translations, everything.

might play Zelda 2 Redux tha neet.
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>>84003843
how do beaches work, then?

in France you CAN'T cover yourself. men need to wear budgie smugglers and women bikini tops/briefs, something to do with looser clothing being more of a hygiene risk.

anyway, French beaches don't automatically turn into all-out rape-fests.
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>>84003861
those sand dwellers are a quirky lot i'll tell you
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Nicely toasted on zopiclone, carisoprodol, codeines and a coupla beers. I have become ultimate womf, might have a little lay down soon. Want to get into work early so I can get out early before the stinky cleaner comes and fucks up my evening again.
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>>84003885
>France
Not the example I was thinking of. Mainly it not being a muslim country.
Fuck it, I've battled myself over this, because it's quite rude, but, are you insane?
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You had me up until lay down soon
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>>84003919
Not him but, I get it. Bed's calling, so he might have to lay down soon.
How would you say it?
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lots of musrat bussy getting brapped during their holiday, probs why we've not had any ruthposting?
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>>84003945
>ram adnam
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjrdanK4LSY
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Uber Jeets
Just Jeet
Deliverpoo
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>>84003991
Soon it will be pub grub.
Would you like a saarloin steak?
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>>84003981
kekked lid, good one
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https://youtu.be/LM67hmNgpQg
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who knocked up Mary though?
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>>84004033
And was he a nonce?
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Aim is to do a 5k run tomorrow, if the weather's nice I'll even do it outside. I am in rather dire need to burn off some negative energy related to my mum's birthday celebration this weekend. I pretty much like everyone going except my mum, and she has a tendency to cause trouble when she gets drunk. Sisberg and I will be on high alert. It might be a nice time, it might be a traumatic event for the history books. Only one way to find out when your mum's a crazy bitch.
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I aim to do fuck all tomorrow.
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>>84004033
According to the Jews, Pantera.
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Lads... am I fucking retarded? If something has, for example, a 25 percent APR, is that 25 percent per month interest? So for example 200 quid, would that be 50 quid interest in a month or is it actually only 4 quid? This is very important.
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>>84004167
https://chatgpt.com/
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son of a nonce
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>>84004179
This is too important to trust to a robot. I have a feeling I've been massively miscalculating interest.
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>>84004167
a 25 percent apr means that the interest is calculated annually, not monthly. this means that if you borrowed money, you would pay 25 percent of the original amount in interest over the course of a year
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>APR
>annual percentage rate

>annual
>adjective
>occurring once every year.

>25 percent APR, is that 25 percent per month
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evening de lats
on the stardawg tonight me
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anyone planning on going mental on friday?
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>>84004261
>>84004274
Can't believe I've been such a retard, lids. It not right. They blinded me with jargon.
>>84004405
Stardawg?
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now this is lush. and I truly mean fucking lush x
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>>84001776
>1776 in /britfeel/
absolutely disgusting
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Distinct smell of virgin ITT.
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Off to beddinghams, is it not X
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>>83997445
>Drinking beer
>Buy favourite fags
>Drink more beer
>"I should take estrogen for the lulz"
>check online marketplaces
>"That's a fucking dumb idea"
Why does this happen from time to time?
It's the dumbest fucking shit ever, I consider it for a minute and then I have a wank and realise it's the dumbest shit ever.
Fuck this fucking gay earth, I'm gonna fucking drink myself to death.

Shout-out crossmong, love you mate.
Fuck you Shaun, Ian and mark.
Big up SSM and makaveli's big fat Ginnie pig!
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>>84004410
get some help lad, don't do anything silly.
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>>84004432
weed lad
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>>84004438
what tea is that lid, rate the double decker as well, love those.
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gave that Zelda 2 Redux a go. i think that's the first time i've actually beaten the second palace. they definitely tweaked a few things to make it easier, but it's still a decent challenge. would recommend.

>>84003912
>Fuck it, I've battled myself over this, because it's quite rude, but, are you insane?

what, just in general?
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i don't even know what a Double Decker is.
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>>84004725
You need to leave lad we are British
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>>84004733
as am i laddington, i've just never had one. any opportunity to try a Double Decker, i've always gone for something else.

i thought it was either caramel or like a KitKat.
>A smooth chewy nougat top and a crispy cereal bottom, all covered in delicious Cadbury Milk chocolate.

oh my days i need to get one of these, stat.
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>>84004656
peppermint my lad. yeah been really into double deckers recently, they are 4x lush
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good evening to all the good lads (and the bad ones) i hope you've had a pleasant day, may landlords burn for ever in the cruel fires of hell. did i miss any interesting britfeel happenings ?
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>>84004745
Well done you can use google. You are Indian
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>>84004762
nah i'm British, i've just never had a Double Decker. would overlook it in a vending machine or a shop, get a KitKat Chunky instead.
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>>84004866
Wow you can google search a passport. I believe you now



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