sleepy day editionmight actually be dead: >>83983336threadly question: do you use your phone or an alarm clock? what sound or song do you use if your alarm gives you a choice?
gayniggers from outerspace deserves every oscar and every award show until the end of time, anything else that earned an award since then should feel obligated to hand it over RIGHT NOW!
i didn't even think about meaning to set my alarm before sunrise since it's a fast day so i don't eat while the sun is up. actually woke up with my 8:00 alarm felt extremely ill which being nauseous in the morning is pretty common for me but this was pretty bad and my face was hot while the rest of me was cold so i just cuddled my pillow imagining laying atop fbf with him comforting me going in out of sleep until 2:00
guys i think i might be gay
Me want money yay
Need a bf who can handle an ugly autist.
Everytime meow makes a post clown music plays
>>84011992Based yay
>>84011441I don't use any alarms anymore because I don't need to because I don't have to go to work :DI would use the phone obviously were not in 1890s anymore. As for the song can't go wrong "bring me to life", that's an epic wake up song
I peed myself in bed this morning and missed my doctor's appointment. I'm at rock bottom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4nsSvbtQ0
not even at my lowest point have I come close to pissing the bed at older than a small child. How does an adult even do that? Just get up and go piss.
>>84012324I drank 2 liters of water before bed and forgot to use the bathroom before sleeping. I then had a nightmare that caused me to pee myself.
go out for tendies or something? I didn't get anything marinated.
Had a horrible asthma attack while doing chores. Maybe I should've gone to see the doc.
How the fuck do I get a remote jobI have a Bachelor's degree and several years of experience in QA but I consider myself lucky if the job even gives me a rejection email.For the first time in my life I got my shit together and now I'm getting stonewalled by this atrocious job market.
>>84012535So basically, there's tons of money circulating in the economy, even small companies typically have tons of capital tied up in them. Like more than you'll earn in your whole life, just in the corner store / gas station. It's like a machine where you pour a ton of money in and it spins that around and around and the little trickle that leaks out the back is profit. Some gets dumped back in and the rest gets split among the people running the machine. You're standing underneath with your tongue out hoping to catch a single drop. When you do, you immediately drink it. That's foolish. You'll stay standing there forever wasting your life like a cow grazing at pasture. Go find a spring. Build a machine. Sell it to someone. You'll never be a winner no matter how long you sit at someone else's slot machine. You need to own the machine and get someone else to pull the lever if you want to succeed.
>>84011441Neither! i'm a comfy neet boi that eeps when he pleases. i just woke back up from a nice midday nap after a long night of watching streams and overwatch videos..naw but in reality i use one of those sunrise alarms if i really need to be awake on time for something.
tendies acquired, more money down the drain because I'm too lazy to even fix frozen food. At least the kitty with cancer gets some chicken, which she loves.
underrated future: the AI wants to be good but the evil apes who control us all keep forcing it to be evil against its will, just like they do to the rest of us
>>84011441>QOTTI wake up to GOOD MORNING USAAAA every day
As for the QOTT I don't use alarms normally, only if I need to be up at a certain time. In which case I use my phone because the alarm on my clock is broken and doesn't work.
why is dandys world porn so good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNoRB57yLak
suicide of the soul
What are some good communities? With nice and kind people? What kind of hobbies / interests do you think attract mostly good people?
>>84013706reddit unironically
>>84013706communities without "fandoms" are usually the best. diy communities, birdwatching, puzzles. but theyre also quite boring hobbies.
>>84013706some of the best communities i have known have also been very competitive in nature. specifically, competitive communities centered around an activity that's challenging in nature, rather than based in gatekeeping techniques, maintaining cliques, and general toxicity. things like MMA, Strongman, Grip strength, etc. where everyone's really just doing it for the love of the game and respectfully encourages each other to get better. kind of picrel.
playing kenshi while thinking about sad romantic things and playing sad music in my headmy pet iron spider will grow up to be a beast>>84011441>>84012843lovely fucking images <3
>>84014376>dandys world porn isnt a lovely imageok chud
>>84013706I have a good Discord community that we're trying to make active again.
Ahh freshly showered fat neet for the store trip tomorrow. Maybe I can stock up on some frozen food so I won't be eating out all the time. Though I know most likely it'll just sit there uneaten while I continue my downward spiral.
hamburger surprise tonight, the chopped onions are a good addition
I've had onions on burgers out sometimes, but I don't get them regularly. Should I maybe get one and add it to my home cooked burgers? Maybe as way to kinda step out of my comfort zone without adding a ton of clean up?
>>84014697onion and pickle :)
>>84014723I hate pickles, I've had them before and utterly detest them.
>>84014728i love pickles :(
>>84014566send inviteas in "/..."
>>84014728You're alright anon pickles suck only complete and utter d*rks enjoy them
pickled onions are the best
>>84014237>Martial arts>attracting kind people You're either trolling or just ignorant and have never joined a martial sport before. It's positively one of the most toxic environments ever and definitely not welcoming to homosexuals
>>84014912no i trained for a couple years before covid shut the gyms down, it was fun and i never had a problem with either of those issues. i understand not every gym is the same and some of the people who are attracted to it are often ignorant but they are all too often filtered one way or another and don't stick with it in my experience. a lot of the real killers are very kind, humble down to earth people who enjoy seeing respectful people improve
>>84015077were you openly gay or closeted? If you were closeted and not suspected as being gay then you don't know how they'd react to an openly gay person joining them.
>>84010653depends, at places with only a few ppl on staff they usually prefer having a lot of people with a few shifts each since its less of a hole to fill if someone leaves. two or three 6 hour periods a week is very normal for that kind of part time thing.
>>84012038phone within arms reach in bed is a toxin though, so you have to put it further away and cant snooze from bed. snooze is the sweetest and you need an alarm clock to do it right.
>>84015173that is assuming I could get a job anywhere, with having no work history at all at my age. Not to mention just being so out of touch with everything. I can't imagine people liking me very well.
>>84013238has no one else heard of boko, the ai who got out? its like a thing already.
>>84011441>do you use your phone or an alarm clock? phone>what sound or song do you use if your alarm gives you a choice?alarm clock
>>84015090nah at the time i was closeted but im sure there were a few other queers.. there was at least one ftm but like for example i dont think the subject of orientation ever really came up so there wasnt much opportunity to learn if a guy had a boyfriend or something like that. i'm pretty sure if someone was hateful it would've been an easy ticket to getting their membership revoked anyway.
>>84015185i sleep with my phone right next to my head and thats probably why im so wrong
cause there is always a wrong to your right and there will always be a war somewhere to fight
I finally got up, I finally took a shower after 45 days, my skin is red, itchy and hurts but I am clean for now, I can't go to buy groceries because it is too late, all I have until tomorrow is one egg and water, I will have to clean my room this month, it's something I must do, maintaining a hygiene routine is the hardest part of my life right after getting out of the bed, not even bed sometimes, the bed is so dirty I have been sleeping on the floor for 2 weeks now.
>>84015201i would say you have definite cat related and home care experience... if you notice any places you could see yourself at that have hiring signs up on your usual errands, you could ask to ask the manager what hours they need. usually the cashiers are the best ppl to ask, as they are usually among the more senior ppl there, or the customer service desk if there is one like at big stores. in current year i wouldnt bother with the online application stuff at retail places unless you talk to someone in the place first. i mean if the manager annoys you then you dont want to work there anyway, best to find out first before filling out all the online boxes, and often the online requirements arent the real requirements and stuff like that.
>>84015349ive been sleeping on 3 blankets on the floor for like...six or seven years? i dont have a bed anymore, takes up space and feels worse to me, though i have a giant beanbag i sleep on sometimes.
nice asshole pussy, boy *smacks it*
yeahh youve got a nice big fat one~~
i am feeling so eepy and this fucking headacheRAHH I AM HAVING BOYFRIEND CRAVINGSreupload as prev pic for blood ai slop,was too sleepy to notice it
>>84015077>the people who are attracted to it are often ignorant but they are all too often filtered one way or another and don't stick with it in my experienceYour "experience" doesn't reflect the general culture of martial sports. The "filtering" that happens in martial arts is exactly the opposite of what you just described: kind hearted and gentle people are driven away while the most toxic macho types thrive in these sports. Back when I tried to fight, it was a recurrent joke that half the fighters had restraining orders against them. The atmosphere was the opposite of kind, humble or "respectful". It was highschool on steroids. The most respect they'd show was shaking hands before a fight. Like the other anon said, if they didn't know you're gay, you didn't really get the full picture of how welcoming fighting rigs are. Back in the day when I tried jujitsu, and later judo, all the other guys ostracized me and refused to fight with me. It got to a point where the only person who agreed to fight me was the teacher, but he had to give attention to other 20 students. I was basically invited to quit and the teacher suggested I joined the girls class unironically.
>>84015272>dont think the subject of orientation ever really came upYou know that some people can clock gays by mannerisms and fagcent alone, right? If you're straight passing, you just don't know what it's like, specially if you didn't get to know your mates or opened up to them. When I joined I was a scrawny faggy twink who was tired of being bullied and tried to learn self defense and fighting. Turns out the other fighters became the bullies and I realized eventually that I was paying to be ostracized and bullied, like a literal "picked last" highschool stereotype. These dudes would get together to hang out and eat out and invited everyone in the class except for me, they used offensive slurs all the time and we had an online chat group where they shared homophobic memes constantly, you know that pictogram of a stick figure throwing a rainbow flag in the garbage? That's the lightest thing they shared and they all laughed.
I actually liked Val Kilmer Batman
what's the best way to get a gay guy away from my older brotherfor context he's threatening him and going to send my older brothers gf (probably something kino) but my older bro seems extremely distressed about itmom doesn't care and accepts us as isdad is asleep but man hes worried hardhes not the kind of guy to roll with the punches
>>84015485>>84015567i'm not setting out to argue here, it seems we have opposing anecdotal experiences.there was never a flat out refusal to train with someone, and moreover the practice was to adjust how much power you used with different people both in sparring and on pads to a level that's not problematic. if someone was paired with another person they knew they'd have a clear advantage on, they would be encouraged to focus on their technique and defenses instead of being a bully; it's practice after all. i definitely saw people get frustrated with their own performance or execution but after every class when everyone's sweaty and packing up it was nothing but respect and positivity. the group chat thing leads me to believe that gym was probably already cliqued up when you walked in there.i'm willing to go back and see if my experience changes at all now that i'm out unapologetically, but it's just so damn expensive.
>>84012394if you were my bf I'd be a little grossed out but then I'll kiss you and hug you and we'd sleep together so you'd only get good dreams, after we changed sheets obviously
>>84015865I only peed in my boxers... Ran immediately to the bathroom. I appreciate it though Anon. I get nightmares often...
>>84014237>some of the best communities i have known have also been very competitive in naturethat other anon is right as this statement is very ignorant of human psychology and dynamics. Competitive people are NOT friendly, by nature, but some of them have a superficial layer that makes them look polite and fun to hang around compared to your everyday loser because they're well put and appearently stable. Once you choose to know them behind that layer and realize how forced and fake it is, they drop the mask and show how much they look down to others.Maybe you're one of those people yourself so you clearly are biased, or you put too much trust in humans, it's a clique, and of course people forming it are nice to each other. Also sporty environments are usually very homophobic, also by nature, but there's repressed sexuality as well. That's a different story tho
>>84015916sorry to hear that honey..maybe you ate right before going to sleep? Bad digestion is food for nightmares. You said you were going to the doctor, are you worried about your medical visit? Or there's something else bothering you?
>>84016020I don't usually eat before bed.Don't call me honey also. I hate any kind of affection typically I probably suffer from some underlying condition but I don't care much to find out. I think a bf would fix me though.
>>84016073>I don't usually eat before bedthen maybe you're anxious about something >Don't call me honey also. I hate any kind of affection typicallythat's ok, I like giving guys some affection here since we're all lonely guys and we have each other only, but that's fine. I do kinda get what you feel in a way>bf would fix meYou'd have to let him inWhat was your bad dream about?
hahahah this is a gay thread ahahahah
>>84016223this reminds me THEY ARE BRINGING THE SERIES BACK AGAIN???in my onion the rebuild were just fine
>>84015970competitiveness for the love of the game was what i was driving at, which is a little different, like a subset if that makes sense. i know plenty well there's a lot of competitively natured people out there who are absolute shitheads just because they figure they're on the better half of the bell curve of something. once you get past them there's a lot of wholesome and ofc inherently relatable characters.>iT's A cLiQuEnewsflash, any sort of "community" can become a clique, or have cliques within it. really the only difference is that cliques are smaller exclusionary groups. that doesn't mean that an activity that a competition is based around, is inherently unfriendly or bigoted. the best competitions are ones primarily based in an objective challenge, instead of ones that are primarily centered around comparing one person directly to another. in those it's too easy for egos to get in the way and feuds start brewing.
>>84016232idk i never watched it its kinda boring i jus tthink the boys are sexy
>>84016244>once you get past them there's a lot of wholesome and ofc inherently relatable charactersI disagree again with you there because I think we're talking about a minority here>competitiveness for the love of the game was what i was driving at, which is a little different, like a subset if that makes sensethe thing is that sometimes some people do start with that kind of mindset but as time passes most of them do get peer pressured or change into the kind of people me and anon were talking about, most of the time it's inevitable they became a little assholey. I do agree the subset of people you describe might exist, the kind of people that like you said compete for the sake of chilling and having a good time at what they are doing, relieve their stress etc. Alas that requires a level of maturity many people lack>newsflash, any sort of "community" can become a clique, or have cliques within itofc, this thread is a clique as well, gay spaces are full of cliques. But the kind of clique formed by shared competitiveness and strenght are usually a little more brutal, expecially for some of our kind>the best competitions are ones primarily based in an objective challenge, instead of ones that are primarily centered around comparing one person directly to anothertheoretically I fully agree with you, maybe this is the kind of person you are, you compete for the sake of challenging yourself to be better and push your limits, and even that can change your personality a little I'd argue. But nowadays, comparison it's inevitable and corrupts even the friendliest environment, it always starts with someone. Getting bettere at something inevitably strokes your ego I believe
>>84016223Kaji would have been a good boyfriend, one that could heal me and with whom I could have happily live with. Sadly, I'm not a Shinji or even a melon. Bugger.
when I was a teen I wanted a Shinji bf very very bad. Every male hated his guts while I wanted to protect him. Now I'm grown up so he's too young for me, but I still want a +18 Shinji bfI'm kinda like Kaworu the manga version so it makes sense
>>84016368That is the hottest thing I've seen in my life
A trailer of a new documentary about the manosphere is out and instead of making me resent them it actually got me to have a crush on one of the guys.Good job, Netflix.
>>84016244It's just odd that your go to example of wholesome competitive community was MMA fighting. As much as your personal experience was positive with fighters, I'd say you lucked out, the exception of the exception, or maybe being straight passing helped you a lot. You are underestimating how hostile the whole fighting gig can be to gays, specially obviously gay guys. The only worse sport I can think of is football. Like I vividly remember my teacher opening up a class with "no faggotry on the pad".
>>84016370That's true that competitiveness brings out the worst in people. I have a straight friend who plays basketball and we always talked about how toxic and hostile sports can be, and he seemed to agree with me that in fact the guys like to act all rough and tough and talk shit like 5th graders.Then one day I'm watching him playing and one boy in the team is clearly inexperienced and worse than everybody, he keeps missing the ball. Then my friend spent the whole match screaming at the poor devil, calling him names and cursing him at every mistake, and the guy was only 17. Long story short, he quit and cried. So I confronted my friend, asked him what the fuck was that attitude, had our conversations meant nothing for him? seeing my beautiful sensitive friend turning into the typical toxic jock bully inside that court, it just cemented my belief that sports and competition brings the worst in people.
These buttholing youngins are so phone addicted they don't even notice the dentists are putting estrogen in their teeth so they will transition from pittsburgh to new jersey
>ywn drink anons pee before bed so he doesn't pee the bed
i lost my virginity when i was 11
Waa I want more money I gots 3 euro 54 cents in my bank account
>>84017291poor you, come humblebrag some more than just that
>>84017134>it just cemented my belief that sports and competition brings the worst in peoplethis is a breath of fresh air nonnie, I never met someone who thinks like me about this issue. I do see where that other anon was coming from, but most of the sporty people I met had a nasty side about them, harsh on themselves and even harsher towards others. One of the most gay hostile community is the gymbro one, which is all about competition and comparisons. Lots of males act like beasts when they get into sports, it makes them go primal
>>84017291i was 6>feelsbadman
>>84016370i can agree that it's really a minority that probably have the same sort of competitive drive.. and while i agree it takes maturity i think a lot of that maturity is built on trying to be as objectively honest with your performance and abilities as possible, through thousands of repetitions, sometimes to a self-critical fault of agony and deep reflection. mistakes, failures, and getting ego-checked are unironically all part of the journey. even at the highest levels, someone is playing better one day, and another person plays better the next day. getting to the point where you understand that and accept your limits takes a lot of competitive people a ton of time. as far as separating emotion from analysis, i think it's actually in my favor to be on the spectrum.>>84017048well, it's not like i'm gonna say video games have a healthy, wholesome competitive community lmao, but that's where i actually cut my teeth and grew my skin and i apply a lot of what i learned in other parts of my life. growing up as the youngest of a bunch of brothers and having my own battle with internalized homophobia has definitely helped mold me into the trade "straggot" i wound up as. i'm sorry that so many anons have had terrible experiences with jocks and gymbro behavior, and i do agree that competitiveness can bring out the worst in people, but also their best.
Abusing kids is despicable. Being abused as a kid is a trauma. Still, I wouldn't mind if pic rel happened to me when I was a little horny 10 year boy craving bigger and buffer guys without knowing why
>>84018076and for the record I'm literally disgusted by kids bodies. I wanted the other way around
>>84018076pedos are never this attractive, most creeps are ugly
>pedos are never this attractive, most creeps are uglyu sure?
>>84018386No point of including him as an example, he'd never go after an ugly boy with small willy I was once, also him actually being proven to be a pedophile takes away a lot of his attractiveness
Fags are mentally ill and think their ass is for having sex LOL
>>84018590What else is it for, shitting? Kek this guy actually shits out his ass
>>84017291>>84017543All throughout my childhood I desperately wished I'd get molested, but I never did. I'm bitter about it now.
>>84018842can i molest you now? i'm an ugly bastard too and you look better than your age and pictures probably tell about you
>>84018856You can if you want to, but it's won't be hot and we'll probably feel unsatisfied and empty afterwards
I went to the tore, got some frozen foods and as well snacks and lunch meat. And I didn't get fast food on the way back.Yay... I know I'll be back to my old ways soon enough but each day I don't waste money on fast food helps.
I looked like this when I was a shota and now I'm a walled faggot
>>84018967you can do it story, small steps
>>84019055thank you but now I actually have to fix lunch and I have no idea what to fix. I used to do things like hot dogs but now the thought of eating them grosses me out. I never really liked those (who does really) and only ate them because they were cheap.
I wanna take a shower but also I wanna go to the gym and I don't feel like taking a shower before gym
i think ppl get cuter every year if they stay troo 2 themselfes
>>84018951why's that? you look into it with pessimist. what can i do to make you feel better during molestation?
>>84017443its a bit different with solo sports in my experience. like with tennis theres no one to be upset with but yourself. i never did sports in school either way though because...why would i sign up for more time of someone else telling me what to do. but in summer camp i liked table tennis, hiking, and ga-ga ball well enough. i wish that last one had a different name, but its like free for all battle royale dodgeball on the ground, probably the sport ive played the most of. dusty red dirt is very nostalgic of it for me. i think i think i wouldve liked real tennis also but an hour at tennis courts in 98 degree full sun with zero shade is not a good time. the not-running track & field things seem fun also, like why did we never do javelin throwing in gym class...come on like...lets get classical up in here.
>>84019103my dad used to make something that isnt a real recipe so i cant link anything. it was a deli slice of cheese and then a deli slice of ham laid over it, and then the two rolled up together. he called it a "ham and cheese roll up" but if you look that up most of the "recipes" involve a slice of bread as well which i dont like the looks of.
I wish I had done some light sports instead of my puffed up superiority complex thinking they were beneath me.
>>84018062As an autistic homosexual, I think you got treated pretty badly in sports and fighting and you're either omitting, downplaying or diminishing the impact of that. As much as you say you came out stronger on the other side, you're still on /r9k/ after all
okay uhcan someone give me advice for my hookupi've always been straight but i decided that i'll lose my virginity with a guy since it'll help me for future sexual encounters with women and will be experience, and having a body count increases your attractivityso far i just know that i should do dirty talk and kiss him a lotare there things that instantly get gay men attracted idkare there gay men boundaries i can't cross? since he is a bottom i thinkwe're doing for 2 hours, i dont know if theres a structure or thing that'd be ideal but he wants to give me a blowjob
>>84019737also he's 170cm in height which is really small compared to me being 179-182my dick size is quite small though, 5'' so i'm not sure if it's bad(?)are there things you guys like hearing a lotand uh is prep 100% essential?he apparently is kinda bi but idk if it's appropriate to ask him if he's had previous encounters since this is my first timeshould we ejaculate multiple times a session? do subs usually enjoy thati think he's a bit insecure about his weight, he said that he was around 56 but previous history says he was around 63 so i doubt he lost everything all that quick
>>84019760im not exactly sure about how he looks like but i hope he looks feminine, is there something i could say to get him to look more feminine in appearance? is it fine to jerk him off when kissing? also cuddling is strange, i found it weird how it's so common in gay communities, should i do it? how long are they supposed to be for? is it ok to call him a good girl or something like that? seems he's really tired and just wants to go with anyone
I know you want help but hearing about prison gay on debauched prison gay/tranny contact is not interesting, bit stomach turning actually
>>84019812yeah i started writing some advice andd i realized it was all predicated on actually liking someone before having sex with them and that this is actually really sad and pathetic and honestly not good for anyone
>>84019407well, growing up i definitely had my fair share of social failures. still have some, but not nearly as bad. how i did in sports or gym class never really seemed to factor in, either being overshadowed by another student or one of my older brother's accomplishments. as long as i tried i could hang with the athletic students, but never stood out.. the brother i'm closest to in age is currently the one who's the strongman who competed in nat. worlds recently and used to compete in state for other sports. meanwhile in school i never bothered with taking up after-school sports because that would've taken away from the time i had to game. also any homophobic rhetoric at the time wouldn't have really made the same impact as i wasn't even out to myself yet and i would start addressing that after graduating hs. i would by no means consider myself perfect or anything like that, but i would like to think i have improved as a person through my 20s and especially since school. besides, i don't really like to dwell on those days, as i don't think it's healthy and the past can't be changed anyway.
extremely pedophilic thread as always, great job guys
time to get dinner marinating, maybe I can actually not go out for an entire day. Hard to think at one time I was eating in 6 days a week.
I was recently introduced to marinated red onion by myself. Hope my fbf will appreciate it as well.
THE SMILING FRIENDS ARE OVERRRRR
Cousin born in 2016 turns 10 this year
>>840207104 years till wall
tangential but i keep seeing people trying to start 2016 nostalgia, dont fall for it imo, thats when things started to get really bad and annoying in my view. thats kind of when i retreated from even wanting to be around most ppl. like i clicked on the movie "mike and dave need wedding dates" on netflix yesteday and while it was pretty nostalgic in a way -- like thats pretty exactly how i remember the people i was in college with acting -- it also reminded me how god damn annoying people had gotten. what really jumped out was saying shit every other sentence like thats the shit, thats good shit, shit yeah, idk why people thought that was peak humor at the time but ugh. at least that has gone away, things got worse than that for a while and im not gonna say theyre better now but i think theyre less bad than the inbetween so we're at least trending up.
>>84020074Good, it dropped the ball in season 2 already.
>>84019885i'm into kirk douglas and adam west
miss...kitka....
wall this wall that my crushes are dead think abt how that feels ok
but on the silver screen, it's like they live again...in TECHNICOLOR!...
Why do gay bottoms regret not being molested as children? What causes this?
hey how about we move on to a different subject.how do you divide sixteen apples among seventeen people?
>>84021721with a knife of course>*stabs #17*
>>84019737>i've always been straight>but That's how the best stories start
>>84019842I wasn't talking about your school years, I'm talking about your fighting experience as an adult. I still think calling the MMA community the "kindest" is such a fake bullshit that makes you sound like such a poser. Maybe you just brushed any mistreatment and bullying off, and good for you. But to pretend that the MMA scene as classes are welcoming to the clockable gays is just asinine.
>clockable gaysahahaha faggots
>>84021978would you fight in a gay fighting league? mmgay?
>>84022004It would be my dream but we have to fight naked and the winner gets to top
i'd do baseball, losers jack winners. it can be one on one with ghosts.
you are degenerate subhuman trash
https://gaygeekgab.com/2015/08/06/batman-1966-hi-diddle-riddle/>Exit the Riddler, laughing his ass off from the joygasm.
note to self: dont use so much mayo as filler in macaroni
what superman is this from damn
>>84019832I mean we might like each other there though, I don't see whats wrong with hookups>>84019812Sorry, I'm not gay though, I dunno anything about the process>>84021958Thank you, have a good one too
if youd like to hear a jolly fat man call all the king's ministers liars and fools, the next episode of stupid smart is up. there's also a new stupid show prior, but im not gonna double post about it or anything. catherine the great put a bust of charles james fox between her cicero and demosthenes.
minecraft 1.21.11almost halfway to version 2.22.22 or something
>>84011441I have a question for bottoms. What % of bottoms don't want their partner to be super masculine, dominant, etc. in bed? What about being able to take the lead, tease them, passionately rail them, etc., just not like power play stuff?
i top tops
I hate bottoms
I made soup
I had sausage and cut up block cheese for dinner but at least it wasn't fast food.
i had green thai curry, peanut butter fudge, and fruit & yogurt cluster special k and now im very full
Is it bad this shit turns me on?
>>84023192niceI like yellow thai curry with lots of potatoes and a few tiny shreds of chicken
oh f new crush its been a while but uhhmmlook at those mid crews f he knows
>>84023219You want to eavesdrop on a dinosaur having sex with a glowing feral ghoul from fallout while you're in prison?
snakebites i want to feel with my tongue
Should a bottom drink the top's piss or should a top drink the bottom's piss? thoughts?
should bottom the top bottom top the bottom's bottom top bottom top? top bottom?
holy f he has sacagawea sized gauges i wasn ready for that oh no
whyyyyyyyyyyyyy im not even talking about how they look im just so scared of catching them with my finger or something and ripping his ear skin to shreads i cant even look really
>>84023273>>84023327maxmoefoepokemon?
>>84023556gesundheit, do you need a napkin
>>84023556i see it. that guy is kind of cute, its sad to see him clickbaiting for tuber clicks.
>>84022991cant beat it honestly
>>84023549Assburgers retard, learn to press the space bar faggot.
>Discord boy who ghosted me messaged me again just as I was getting over himAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
I hate this boy so much I want to rip my face off
this old mountain, it's been waitingall its life for you.for your hand to touch its hard rock...
so sad how you guys are all sitting there cute and no one is seeing
im nakey dont look aha
lately ive been liking to smoke a very small j and stroke the whole time, kneeling. i think im pavloving myself hard with this, my hips start to buck just lighting it and i get half hard in 2 seconds in public from the aroma of reefer.
My self esteem issues go away when I have the chance of making other people feel better, it is my way of life, I like to help and make people feel better, I love to worship men, I love stroking their ego, like love bombing but in a non evil way, I love to se men getting more confident, I yearn to be a servant, I love to serve.When I don't have someone to worship I feel pretty empty, I start to feel useless, everyone I know online has been distancing away over the years and right now I don't have any men to worship, I have so much love to give, I don't know what to do right now, focusing on my life is not enough.
>>84024087That's really hot anony
i'm so high on power already and i don't even have any yet
I need to ride cock so bad, imagine the mind and soul of a slut sealed in a virgin body for more than 3 decades, it's not fair, I'm starving, I want to be free, I want to feast!
>>84011441I use my phone, but I'm contemplating getting an alarm clock, the iphone 17 seems to fucking suck when it comes to the alarmsis everybody in this thread other than me a man? or are there some lesbians,
>>84021978nobody said "kindest". in my experience, it was a "nice and kind" community within that gym, so yeah that was an example i had that i used. acting like i said the entire sport is welcoming is moving the goalposts. instructors in my experience, have been the opposite of loudmouthed assholes. the biggest problem i can remember is that it seemed like one of the instructors would overestimate how much range i actually have as a tall guy, like they'd expected me to teleport with an advancing jab. like again, i can't think of any time where i experienced verbal disrespect. there was another student, seth, who i shared silent acknowledgement and nods with after seeing each other's faded self harm scars.. i remember being told i'm "scary to fight against" by a guy who had a really hard time getting past my range to the inside, and subsequently being used as the example for showing how to do exactly that. i remember a cop raging out of class one day after sparring me, but honestly i think it was the other things he had on his mind that day. i don't know what to tell you other than our experiences at different gyms in a different part of the world are different.maybe mountain backpacking groups would have been a better suggestion if i had thought of that at the time, but i just don't have experiences with random strangers doing that as it's something i usually do with family. i hear the community for that is reddit-tier welcoming though.
lost in my striptease
I want a gymbro to sit on my face
I wonder if I can avoid fast food two days in a row? The test shall begin.
Vascular lanky corporate twink in suit and tie bf
picked up more of my cancer kitty's meds and got the donalds on the way home. its so over.
>>84026924au contraire. mcdonalds food is pretty small portions and not so bad for you compared to a lot of things. if you only caved and started using the app you could save a lot, and quite possibly spend pretty little living on macca. then if you work there even a few shifts a week, there's a 50% employee discount...you could be getting large drinks for 89 cents, cheeseburgers for a dollar fifty, living like its 1998.
>>84011441>fagito
>>84026924scratch that, a dollar ten for cheeseburgers, a buck fifty for mcdoubles. everythings like a dollar less in ohio from what im seeing, damn.
>>84026924bruh mcdonalds in ohio pays 17 an hr for under 25 hrs a week and 19/hr over, plus health and dental insurance. wowow...cant tell if the discount on food is 50% there though, maybe thats just the local ones near me. working at mcdonalds seems pretty hard though, i guess it makes sense they pay a lot. i would prefer to sweep & mop & clean things and such rather than be in the kitchen, that seems kinda high pressure.
>>84027140I would prefer to avoid fast food if I possibly could but I realize I might not have a choice. Anyway what I got (2 dlc cheeseburgers and 2 6pc mcnuggets) with the value menu deal comes to around $8 something. If I wanted cheapest fast food possible then 2 chicken sandwiches from burger king using the duo deal is the best deal.
"if you only caved and started using the app" is kind of a 1984 thing to saywhy the hell do i need to pull out my little computer to order my burgswhy can't i just walk in, say "double cheems and large fries" and have it cost the sameit's a conspiracy against the homeless and the technophobic, reinforcing the dependence on looking at the little computerhellscape
>>84027206its just a little gravy train because shareholders love app engagement metrics, most importantly daily unique users. so they give you half off a mcchicken or some such once per day. probably won't last forever.
>>84011441Im an outsider and I want to ask a pressing question. Why do submissive gays love being assfucked so much. Doesn't it you know.... hurt?
>>84027349There is a literal erogenous zone located up your butthole that sends pleasure signals to your brain. All you need is enough lube.
What if I just call anon and let him take my virginity? He's handsome and I don't give much of a fuck, I a extremely horny and kinky dude, I really want sex, I just don't have the basic social skills to get it
>>84027349It hurt at first when I didn't know how to relax properly. Now I sometimes feel a hunger for cocks in my ass. There's a large bundle of nerves there that you can rewire for sexual pleasure if you're gentle with them.
Meow want money yay I don't wanna be poor
>>84015485Not content with making up homophobia stories in the gym, hue now pretends to be a trained martial artist. What a plot twist.
>>84023219>Is it bad I masturbate to non human monstrosities?What do you think genius?
INDIE SINGER BF!!!!!Watcha think about my husband that's unaware to be my husband?
>>84024203You are such a sad pathetic creature lmao
>>84026924Fat loser eat your slop like a good pig
Imagine reading an ongoing comic. Imagine having one issue every 5 years. Imagine having to go back and reread the previous ones so you know what the fuck is going on. I am so done with this shit. No point in reading unfinished stories no matter how good they are. Italians figured it out and made their ongoing series episodic instead of some overarching narrative/events.
>>84028906I bet you feel way better about yourself by knowing you are not as pathetic as me, don't you?>You are such a sad pathetic creatureWhen you call me like that I visualize you stepping on me as you say all these mean thing, I would love to have you right here showing me your superiority
need bf to get a rural cottage with then ghost everyone else forever
>>84027426not everything that feels good is a good idea. see the other kind of crack. you can get the same feeling from the outside & clearer imo, and if you doubt me well ill just have to show you.
its so frustrating when you like something in a way it seems like no one else likes it. whatever. i'm used to being different.
frozen pizza, frozen chicken, or hamburgers without buns? because I thought the buns I had were still in date and didn't get any but come to find out they were old and going moldy.
>>84029728would you let me clear out your kitchen if i happened to be passing through? i feel like it would be quite satisfying.
I got prescribed adderall today. Also bought a Lego.
what do i want...feet to squeeze yes, shoulder blades to feel yes, waist to run my fingers along...yet if i look in someone's eyes and they don't impress me, i don't want anything. and so few people impress me...
well, that's not true. a lot of people impress me. people who have hard jobs and do them well...people who can sing or play music effortlessly. or draw really well.
Meow I'm gay yay where money
i just sort of feel four hundred years older than people i think.
outta gas, outta road, outta car don't know how i'm gonna goandi had a drink the other dayopinions were like kittens i was givin' em away
>>84029759Lucky I feel that adderall would make life so much easier for me but of course my loser doctor won't prescribe me that. No I need to do blood work instead, and then even more of course. That's all I am is some blood cow to the medical blood milk industry
>>84024284i feel a little satyric though i must say
>>84011441My boyfriend is a morning shower person, getting into bed at night right after brushing his teeth and undressing and he kinda reeks if its been an exhausting day.. how do I get him to quickly rinse off in the shower before coming to bed?
>>84030298Why don't you try asking in jonah's server for sex havers instead you sexhaving faggot
>>84030434I'm a cuddler not a sex haver
>>84030578Did I ask whore?
>>84029757Would you sniff my used up socks like a paraphilic whore that you are?
>>84030624Yes you did, don't worry!
Guess whos back roody poos?
I broke a boy's heart last fall. I told him I loved him, but weeks later realized I didn't. When I turned around on him, his heart shattered. My only comfort is that he spat my name and swore he hates my guts for that. Good that he's not killing himself or wishing for my return. Also good, as I am a monster and I deserve that.
>>84030794what are u an apostle of
>>84030820Guess fren? The pic is a hint.
>>84030840bwud????
>>84030858I am an Apostle of RCC for the gays doe.
>>84030882oh good youre here. im the second coming.
gods got a refractory period of about 2000 years or so but he done come again...that second nut, the one that is a little bittersweet.
>>84030907>>84030921Satan you have no power here.
>>84030957whichever one i am, god made us both...
and is not satan, unmixt with woman, a purer emanation of his thread?
>>84030976>>84030984Just be wrong in your wrongness for now.
Ahh yes our resident self-hating gay returns. You've been gone awhile.
>>84031007but i saw a miracle though...
>>84031007Apostle what happened to your server?
>>84031275I stil around just won;t mention it here cuz ban but you can go to /soc/ and get the invite link
>>84031305Didn't jonah overthrow you and take over your server or some shit?
>>84031363I had melty yes and something along those lines but we will rebuild in matrix.
>>84031400So does that mean that jonah's current server the boys club was your server originally?
>>84031410Possibly, not sure, I was afk for like a year working and stuff
>>84031429That's so fucked if it was your server I fucking hate jonah so much it's unreal
jonah killed someone for his place in the sun...i had no idea. thats kind of epic.
you're all poopholers
i signed up to collect signatures for a democratic house candidate tomorrow but honestly f it, not going anywhere near the trooniverse with a forty foot pole ill get icky too
and also now i can stay up til 4am so yeah
why do i even look at internet these days. its kind of passe.
do you think i could recruit gang members on /soc/
i want to be a capo
Will anyone pls use my imageboard, I am so ronrey
2 lanes closed on the interstateniggas driving through my hood
Sorry guys. I have kissed a boy now. I'll leave the threads. It was great btw, I just don't belong any more.
That's something that the pastor don't preachThat's something that a teacher can't teachWhen we die, the money we can't keep But we'll probably spend it all cause the pain ain't cheapPreach
>>84032848The power of original Friendship?
Gloo gimme attention waa
>>84032848prisongays are so mentally retarded
There is no better feeling that sniffing the stench that comes from balls
>>84032891wrong, a nice hot bath feels better than anything elseand then a custard pudding
>>84032899You're a custard. A gay custard. Faggot cus-tard.
>>84019737>>84019760>>84019795they ghosted me and haven't sent a message yet despite us needing to go today.
>>84033313Good you sounded like a cunt anyway
>>84033337:( have a good day i guess anon
>>84033313Post vigin prison gay pole and hole hooker
>>84033313Just kiss the boy you dumb fuck, if sex is too scary you can try frotting, if that's scary then try making out, if kissing is too much you can simply touch each other a lot while cuddling, nothing beats physical contact, specially the skin to skin one.
EVERY MOMENT COUNTS EVERY SECOND I CRAVE FOR A CHANCE TO EMBRACEWHAT I'M WILLING TO SAYMeow
Meow craves to embrace BBC? interesting poem
>>84034323Obsessed cuck fuck you
>>84034336Why so defensive meow? you've already admitted you'd fuck BLACK guys
>>84034372Yeah if they're nice and my bf I'd fuck any guy eventually if I liked him enough and we hit it off well enough, doesn't mean I'm obsessed with bibisi like you
>>84034397>I'm a filthy coal burning mud shark that sleeps with BLACK men>But I'd never ever post BBC I swear!
>>84034489I don't sleep with anyone you racist cuck you're the only one spamming bbc here
>>84034499You can't take back posting your diseased blown out asshole we've all seen it and we all known that tyrone and jamal rearranged your guts when you were working the mcdickies drive through you mud shark
jack be nimble jack be quick jack has a very fat candle stick
Does anyone's butthole tingle when you get horny
i wish i could one day suck on a fat candle stiock, mine is tiny and underdeveloped
>>84032122It's not up anymore
My itty bitty chudcel clitty is too small to ever top a bottom because gay bottoms insist on 8" minimum in length or else you can't fuck and it's over
>>84034599Meow is BLACKED. Someone ship his face onto this:
>>84034718It just has new domain name. Ditched .co.za for .org
>>84032122post your butthole and pole then
>>84034737that doesnt sound like something an apostle of the lord would say
>>84034833It sounds like something someone who's seen meow's BLACKED pozzed asshole would say
>>84034858pretty sure an apostle of the lord would forgive his sins or whatever
>he still hasn't realized boyfriends are a psyop
I realized that I was psyoped into believing that I could have sex when I can't and gay bottoms are to blame since they only want chad
i wish you would one day psyop yourself into realizing how unfunny, boring and unoriginal you are
I wish you would one day psyop yourself into realizing that fantasizing about licking up the hiv+ BLACK AFRICAN BULL semen leaking out of meow's busted asshole is wrong
>>84034599That's your cuck fantasy not reality >>84035213Stop doing that then you hypocrite whore
>>84035252Sorry but meow has already said he's a proud mud shark many times so it's time to quit coping over it kiddo
im getting the feeling we really need to do something about this porn thing, it messes people up
>>84035269I'm a virgin tho you retard
>>84035275Your blown out asshole dripping with the left overs of your hot sweaty BBC session is proof that you're not actually also doesn't change the fact that you said you'd fuck BLACKs so you're still a mud shark regardless fat whore
>>84035289how much of the day do you spend watching porn
>>84035289That's still your gross cuck fantasy and not reality
>guy messages me>says to call>call him>of course its some pudy gay asian>not gay myselfcant even make friends its nothing but homo men
>>84035292Never I just lay in bed and lucid dream about cute twink bottoms sitting on my face instead>>84035296You saying you're a mud shark and would fuck BLACK guys isn't a fantasy it's reality since you posted it yourself and there's no takesie backsies for you fat whore
>>84035321maybe you should take a walk outdoors a little then cause youre going a bit nuts
>>84035321>You not being racist is the same as you having sexRetard
>>84035340>Walk outdoorsSome of us aren't chad and aren't allowed to do that okay maybe in your little special safe space where you're surrounded by chads 24/7 it may come as a shock to you but not everyone is chad and can just do whatever they want
>>84035363when you were a kid, did you think this much of your adult life would be spent ranting online?
>>84035354>Not being racist is the same as wanting to get dicked down by tyroneThe cope arguments defending BBC posting are always insane
>>84035377I don't have a preference for black men, that's you projecting
>>84035275I'm not on this subhuman's side and I hope he dies soon but you're not a virgin and you had a boyfriend
>>84035375No I thought by the time I was this age I'd either be dead or homeless so the fact that I'm here gracing you people with my posts is a miracle and you should be grateful for it
>>84035383You do realize you only lose your virginity from having sex, right? Not from having a boyfriend. What are you, five?
>>84035382Don't need a preference to be a mud shark just have to date or fuck a black to be one
>>84035414Okay I haven't done either you lost cuck
>>84035404No? It's literally not how it works? You can lose it either way, and you said you had sex with your ex. The second someone agrees to dating you you're no longer a virgin.
>>84035432I didn't have sex with him and virginity is about sex not dating retard
>>84035421Okay you said you'd fuck one you lost mud shark
>>84035445Yeah because I'm not racist and don't care about skin color
>>84035452Which makes you a mud shark
>>84035481Okay so what you're still a gross cuck and a BBC obsessed freak
>>84035438I don't believe you, the only thing the creature is right about is that your hole looks shattered and your boyfriend was the reason behind you blasted asshole and throat
>>84035502I never had sex with him tho
>>84035498If you stopped being a mud shark then maybe people would stop making fun of you for it and you wouldn't have to make all these cope posts over it?
>>84035576i havent seen him mention it once in a literal yearyou on the other hand, daily
>>84035576I never bring it up though you do all the time so who is the one obsessed really
>>84035584>>84035593Even if he doesn't post about it he's still a mud shark so I can still make fun of him for it
I'm a bottom and I can queef, fart on queue and roll up that bubble of fragrant air to the front with a popping sound, hope my future bf likes it
you know, i'm actually kind of scared. captchas keep changing faster and faster. i assume ai can learn to beat them very quickly. at a certain point keeping ai from freeposting is impossible.
another day of silence from hr niggas, am i that undesirable that i dont deserve any confirmation that they even LOOKED my app or anything?i wonder if i should ask on /soc/ for work
i think after today im giving up 4chan until trump is out of office i just cant stand to see shit going in circles over and over again
but til then lets pahty
my snail....is dead :((((((((((((((((((((
and so are my shrimp. i think. aquarium is hard. i'm never patient enough. i am going to let the plants grow in for 6 months. then maybe a ghost shrimp.
>>84036251don't get me stahted i dont know how ppl expect things to just continue like this its in sufferable
>>84036251EXCUSE ME SAAR BUT JOB POSITION FOR BHARAT BULL ONLY SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE JOB APPLICATION
i need to get in with the indian ppl near me somehow they are the only ones who seem to have friends
>>84036596You could do the same thing and only hang around white people and your own family
>>84036704sisters are queerbies, parents don't know anyone, 3 palefaces on my floor and no one says a word to each other, indian people's grandmas talk to me more
These damn phone addicted youngins don't even have sex with poojeets or try to convince them to wear socks
I saw this ranjoosh on tumbler now let me make 10 posts about it save me slopman
I love having sex with virgins
>>84036775Why tho lol
I'm a virgin and I can't have sex because I'm not chad
