>>84040965
No women are on r9k. It's trannies, gays and underage trolls at best, to dating app advertisers at worse.

>>84040965
Decent starter harem

>>84040965
>Age
18
>Race
Caucasian
>Height
155 cm
>Weight
58 kg
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hair Texture
smooth? silky? I pay attention to my hair, it's really good
>Eye Color
Blue
>Bra Size
C
>Measurements
haven't checked in years because I haven't needed to
>Why are you on /r9k/?
chronically online

>>84040988
>155 cm
I want to use you like a sex toy

>>84040980
>starter harem
My man.

>>84040970

been saying that since 2015

>>84040988
Impressive stats. What do you do online?

>>84040994

man r9k has gone to shit just like 4chan

>>84040988
Why is a literal Stacy hanging out here. Go to a party or something.

>>84041000
Read, play games, watch youtube, browse 4chan, generic degenerate stuff
>>84041003
I'm far from being stacy

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>>84041003

post is bait

>Age
18
>Race
white
>Height
162 cm
>Weight
46 kg
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hair Texture
Straight and fine
>Eye Color
Blue
>Bra Size
D
>Measurements
Idk
>Why are you on /r9k/?
why not

>>84041006
>Read,
Any good books lately?
>watch youtube
Any good channels?
>generic degenerate stuff
Noice...

>>84041014
You are taller, thinner, and bustier than the other blonde. Nice.

>>84041019
I read the mushoku tensei light novels, I really liked those

dougdoug is really good

>>84040970
>>84040997
What should be alarming is how these threads keep happening. Is it just the sake of traffic and all the trolls come here to self jerk or am I underestimating how gullible the people here are?
Are that lonely?

>>84041027
nigga actually thinks that there are 2 18 year old blonde thin women with c and d cups in this thread
nigga please

>>84041028
>dougdoug
I liked that video of his with the bears.

>>84041010
Thread is bait, you can't possibly believe a woman would engage in a thread that started with that picture. It's like it's just trying to catfish some poor loser out of what little money or shame he has left.

>>84041041
>a woman would engage in a thread that started with that picture
Women love socks. They'll be here.

>>84041034
just assume it's OP trying to save his thread, it's how I handle this myself. Better to assume that (true or not) than to think people are more retarded than even third worlders would be with such bait.

>Age
18
>Race
white
>Height
170 cm
>Weight
50 kg
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hair Texture
Staight soft
>Eye Color
Blue
>Bra Size
DD
>Measurements
Not sure
>Why are you on /r9k/?
Nothing to do

>>84041078
Even taller. I'm intrigued as to the direction of this thread.

What else would you like to do?

>>84041052
But why does OP want to do this shit? No one falls for it.

>>84041078
obvious bait but if not you are more emaciated than me

>>84040970
It's funny because despite the slow traffic the moment these threads happen there's a line of "femanons" ready to answer a survey, and they are mostly 18 (this site's second favorite age group)
actual women would probably get weirded out by the questions and not engage

I demand all 3 blondes post pics of their underboob with "r9k" written on it to weed out the fakes.

>>84041041

sorry, that's what I meant. I was replying to

>>84041003 post

>>84041091
I was the first one who replied, get angry at the other 2, I've been browsing 4chan for 3 years now, but I reckon all of them have been using it less than 2 weeks and are both virgins

>Age
18
>Race
Caucasian
>Height
150 cm
>Weight
38 kg
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hair Texture
smooth and very long
>Eye Color
Blue
>Bra Size
B
>Measurements
no idea
>Why are you on /r9k/?
I want a bf

>>84041118
That's a great point point anon and I didn't consider it: The traffic is so slow right now.

>>84041122
No request of timestap? You are just going to dig up shit from the 2009~2012 era of r9k or make some AI slop aren't you?

>>84041134
Non-blondes are allowed to post ITT.

>>84041130
I think you just admitted to a bannable offense. Dropped. I have no time for rule-breakers. My wife will be a rule-follower.

>Age
I just turned 18
>Race
Slav (dunno if that counts as White)
>Height
150 cm
>Weight
37 kg
>Hair Color
Blonde
>Hair Texture
Straight and very long
>Eye Color
Bluey Green
>Bra Size
F
>Measurements
18 inch waist, dunno the others
>Why are you on /r9k/?
I need an anon to save me from my Slavic shithole

>>84041134
why so light at 38kg?

>>84041148
>my Slavic shithole
Which one? Also, you are tiny.

>>84041144
browsing 4chan is bannable?
being 18 on 4chan is bannable?

All the fembots are white and blonde, this is a travesty for fembrown enjoyers.

>>84041135
>shit from the 2009~2012 era of r9k
To me that is what is most comical is that there were more girls on 4chan back before social media took of. You had legitimate hundreds of couples that got together on r9k, /b/ and other places because of that wild west nature of the internet.
Now most women are either nearly unplugged or go to most attention giving sites (tictok, twitter, etc) a place like 4chan is just to messy and anonymous for most to consider and you have the double paradox that a girl that would use 4chan as a social spot is likely doing so to hide her gender not expose it.
It's comparable to how early age dating apps worked really well until they all became monetized and then everything shifted wildly after that.

>>84041159
>I've been browsing 4chan for 3 years now
Don't try to backpedal now, your nature has been revealed.

>>84041170
browsing 4chan? I certainly did that.
are you saying I POSTED in that time? because I never said that

>>84040988
>>84041014
>>84041078
>>84041134
>>84041148
It's like the OP photo because there are 5, but they're all blonde.

I'm somewhat impressed no one has pulled a "do not redeem sir" joke yet.

SIR DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM

>>84041178
You and I both know you posted, don't try to escape judgement on a technicality

>Age
20
>Race
green suka
>Height
156
>Weight
46
>Hair Color
brown
>Hair Texture
as thick as my ass hair
>Eye Color
black/dark brown
>Bra Size
WOZUNKERS SO HUGE BOOBIES WOAHA BOIOING pwp
>Measurements
does anyone do this
>Why are you on /r9k/?
peepee

>>84041215
>green suka
Med?

Also congrats on being the first brunette.

Reminder that the reason why so many of them are "18" is because this board is actually filled with underage girl with daddy issues.

>>84041227
trvthnuke
its either that, either catfishes doing what they do
thats why you dont trust any fembots whos ages start with a 1.

>>84041130
Lmao jealous foid. They are better than you.

>>84041227
exactly too much "18" assuming most people here are not pedos better back off boys, like one is 155 cm and 18

idk if its her actual stats but thats sus af

>>84040965
>>Age
24
>>Race
White
>>Height
154cm
>>Weight
32kg
>>Hair Color
Blonde
>>Hair Texture
Straight
>>Eye Color
Brown
>>Bra Size
C
>>Measurements
Don't know
>>Why are you on /r9k/?
I'm bored

>>84041308
Are you anorexic? I hope the weight is wrong.

stupid pornbait thread
>Age
20
>Race
white
>Height
5'9
>Weight
fat
>Hair Color
light brown
>Hair Texture
curly
>Eye Color
brown
>Bra Size
secret
>Measurements
secret
>Why are you on /r9k/?
ive been on here since i was a preteen and idk i like it here

>>84041320
I'm fine. Short women look fat if they have same "healthy" bmi as taller women. If i weight over 40kg, I look obese. I don't look anorexic

>>84041340
Do you have a very small frame too?

I once knew a guy my height who was much wider than me so we were very different in weight, but his bone structure made it appropriate.

>>84040965
if fembots looked like that i would have sex with them.

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>>84041340
Your bmi is not "healthy".

>Age
25
>Race
middle eastern
>Height
154 cm
>Weight
57 kg
>Hair Color
black
>Hair Texture
straight
>Eye Color
brown
>Bra Size
d cup
>Measurements
bust: 95 cm
waist: 74 cm
hips: 102 cm
>Why are you on /r9k/?
it feels more like home than other websites

>>84041418
This is a blonde only thread brown roastoid

>>84041418
>bust: 95 cm
>waist: 74 cm
>hips: 102 cm
Impressive that you have measurements. Did you just measure?

Also, do you speak Arabic?

>>84041418
Almost my perfect girl, if only you had smaller breasts.

>>84041340
your weight is objectively a medical emergency. do you acknowledge this?
even if you're a woman with a small frame and no hair who just went to the toilet and who is also dehydrated

maybe not a literal emergency but certainly a something that warrants urgent medical evaluation. in my country you quality for involuntary hospitalization. it is fascinating how some anorexic minds work

>>84041420
i love my black hair
>>84041428
i measured last night for a similar thread and don't speak arabic

>>84041456
What's your skintone?

>>84041148
>underweight midget is 37kg
>bra size is f
do you realize this doesnt make any sense? bait harder retards

>>84041418
Man, I wish I had a gf like this. I should stop coming to these threads.

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>>84041476
like ivory

i wouldnt mind a umber gf

>>84041543
Not bad. Are you ready to bear children?

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>>84040965
What is the purpose of this? Why no male datamining thread?
>Age
20
>Race
Slavic White
>Height
164cm
>Weight
No clue. Maybe like 47? I'm underweight :^(
>Hair Color
Dirty blonde
>Hair Texture
What? Kek
>Eye Color
Blue with green/brown
>Why are you on /r9k/
Good question. I like imageboards + internet forums and it's difficult to leave this place.

>>84041535
what did i do wrong?
>>84041554
if i find the right person, i would

>>84041456
>don't speak arabic
must be turkish then?

>>84041635
You've never heard of Farsi? Not even after yesterday?

>>84041635
>>84041651
why are you asking about my ethnicity?

>>84041668
To better fantasize about dating you. Details are necessary for fidelity. Obviously none of us losers could ever get to date you for real, but you can't stop the desire and you can't stop the fantasy.

>>84041651
iran has strict internet censorship so no 4chan there unless it's a persian living outside iran
>>84041668
middle eastern girls are cute

>>84041684
Nah, come on, you learned about it just now. She MUST be Turkish??? She could also be a Mizrahi speaker of Hebrew.

>>84041580
Nothing, it's just depressing seeing girls my type and knowing I'll never get to date them

Im a guy but I did one uwu

>>84041699
>you learned about it just now
everybody knows that
>She could also be a Mizrahi speaker of Hebrew
mizrahim do speak arabic, ashkenazim don't

>>84040988
>>84041014
>>84041078
>>84041134
>>84041148
>>84041308
>>84041326
>>84041575
I love white girls so much, I want to breed you all.

>>84041575
A lot of slim blondes today.

>everyone is super young
Where's my late 20s future wife

>>84041856
Out in the clubs being a whore

>>84040965
there is no way fembots are as unfat as they claim itt, fake and gay thread

>>84041856
They posted in the previous survey thread. They're not posting in this thread. Hmm, I wonder if something in the OP is turning people away.

>>84040965
>Age
18
>Race
white latina
>Height
5'2
>Weight
100lb
>Hair Color
dyed black
>Hair Texture
straight
>Eye Color
very dark brown
>Bra Size
A <3
>Measurements
idk
>Why are you on /r9k/?
i deleted all normie social medias because they'd make me insecure. i've been hyperfixated on incel culture (blackpill, mgtow, etc) since i discovered incels.is in the summer. i used to lurk .is but it got boring. this website is fucking hilarious and it's freeing how i'm the only person i know irl that uses it.

>>84041864
>i've been hyperfixated on incel culture (blackpill, mgtow, etc)
Are you "redpilled" now?

>Age
20
>Race
half black half white
>Height
5'5"
>Weight
160-170 lbs
>Hair Color
black
>Hair Texture
3a curls
>Eye Color
brown
>Bra Size
E
>Measurements
i don't know but i have a pear shape
>Why are you on /r9k/?
i'm an autistic femcel

>>84041828
Most of those posts were by an Indian samefag. An Indian man, like (you). Baiting other Indian men, like (you). And wanting to be baited by other Indian men, like (you).

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>>84041897
>half black half white
Do you look like her?

>>84041872
i'd be larping if i labelled myself as redpilled but i see some truth in certain arguments. like i agree that femceldom doesn't exist because women can get laid whenever they want while men struggle a lot more with it especially if they're conventionally unattractive or broke or short or autistic or whatever. i'm fridge bodied and horsefaced and awkward and it's not hard for me to get romantic or sexual validation, but i recognise that if i were a cis dude with my personality i'd probably be a khhv (i literally own a body pillow jfl)
but i still think women deserve rights obviously XD i just feel bad for incels sometimes like the struggle is definitely real

>>84041921
i have darker skin and my hair is longer

>>84041828
>I love white girls so much
Kek, are you black/spic?
>breed you all
I hate men that aren't loyal. You should be ashamed of yourself T_T
>>84041854
And most of them happen to be barely 'legal', how crraaaaazy is that? I thought most of the women on here were latinos too

>>84041928
You're a lot more tolerant of them than I am. Funny pillow though.

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>>84041929
Which color are you closest to?

>>84041950
something in the middle of 1 and 2

>>84041979
>in the middle of 1 and 2
Where I want to be...

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What's up with the sudden and not-suspicious-at-all influx of petite thin 18 yos on this site? Lmao make that shit believable at least

>>84041899
Whatever it is it's clearly one guy posting a lot by himself because look at the fucking traffic of /r9k/ in the last 7 hours.

>>84042009
At best this is just some retarded kid trying to (badly) bamboozle the board. At worse this is priming posters for some hook up app that will be advertised here soon and they want you to think their is some small chance that it's legit when it's just another backdoor data mining scheme.

>>84042009
A lot of them are underaged and just saying 18 because them's the rules. Otherwise, a lot genuinely are 18-20. I've met (and fucked) one irl as evidence.

>>84040965
>Age
21
>Race
Asian
>Height
4'11
>Weight
60kg
>Colour
Jet black
>Texture
Wavy
>Bra size
G cup
>Shoe size
20cm
>Why are you in /r9k/?
Because people irl bore me and I am extremely introverted. I am scared of interaction knowing I'll be seen, an anonymous forum where I can fill my need to socialise is nice. It doesn't stress me as much as texting people in facebook or whatever

>>84042203
PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT NOW

>>84042216
You will bore me and I will abandon you. I don't have the heart to build you up, just to hurt you in the end. I'm not the person you're looking for

>>84042203
>>Race
>Asian
>>Texture
>Wavy
Jomon genes?

>>84042224
Unsure of that, but my heritage is said to be mostly Austronesian

>>84042203
Are you proud of your huge tits? You should be...

>>84040965
>>Age
18
>>Race
White, quater asian
>>Height
165
>>Weight
103kg
>>Hair Color
Light brown
>>Hair Texture
Straight
>>Eye Color
Blue
>>Bra Size
90hh
>>Measurements
Fat
>>Why are you on /r9k/?
I don't know

>>84042245
I would say so. My breasts are probably the only thing keeping me hold from being a femcel, but they're not so impressive when your body is fat. Your boobs don't look as perky or prominent when your stomach is bulging out like you're pregnant.

>>84042275
But you are only somewhat overweight, and considering how short you are they must look even more impressive than they sound...

>>84042223
Sorry to disappoint you but I was being facetious. First of all, our age difference is too high. Second, I don't need to be built up. If anything, I have yet to find anyone with either my relative levels of achievements, life outcomes, life effort, or ambition. To be serious, I would like to find someone who is an actual human being rather than a pet, or a husk, which has been the kinds of girls that have been interested in me so far.
As far as boring someone in general, this is a distinct possibility. I am the kind to get highly technical about just about any subject we might discuss, and my experience has been that most people who claim to have an interest, really mean they like the aesthetic qualities of claiming that interest only. As a result, if I try to discuss even fairly surface level technicalities about their claimed interests, they get confused at best, if not outright mad, and definitely bored.

>>84042306
>I was only pretending
Anon, you're anonymous, you don't have to go that far to embarrass yourself, and you don't have to go this far to protect your ego.

>>84042313
I have no ego to protect as what I have achieved speaks for itself. I don't care about embarrassment: I am unapologetically myself at all times.
Back in my days, 4chan was about the content of posts, not about the identity of posters. In this spirit, I always aim to provide thorough commentaries as appropriate, even though sometimes I allow myself to make posts purely for humoristic reasons, such as >>84042216

I'm sorry that you feel so strongly about being rejected, but don't worry: I'm sure someone else will be more your speed around these parts.

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>>84042263
perfect woman but only 18?
can you pass for someone older so i can introduce you as my wife without raising eyebrows?

>>84040965
Why the fuck are so many of the women here 18? Where do they go after they turn 25???
>>84041326
>5'9
How do you feel with basically every other girl being far shorter than you here?

>>84041134
Super cute, too bad I'm too old for you

>>84042390
Older women are not desperate for attention so they don't post on threads like this. A lot of women abandon 4chan as they get older and adapt to normie society. I wouldn't be surprised if the average age of female users was much lower than male users. Posting here is just a phase for women.

>>84041340
1000% anorexic, down to the exact response text. Lmao!

>>84042410
Yeah unfortunate. If you're a loser as a guy you're basically always shut out from regular society whereas women aren't. Shit sucks especially cause you see tons of ugly dudes with women out all the time

>>84042410
Stop beating around the bushes and say it how it is. There is no such thing as fembots or femcels, which is why only women whose only reason for not having a bf before is being anal about age limits are posting here.

>>84042390
>>84042410
I am a 36 year old fembot and I love attention but I never share anything about myself here because you guys are assholes to women above 30.

>>84042427
I'm not, I'm a man over 30 who prefers women over 30. But I have no way of proving my preferences or my behavior, so I have no reason to expect you to believe me.

Please have a nice day though.

>>84042427
Not everyone's like that but if you're singl as a woman over 30 you either haven't been looking or have issues.
My bad, guess I proved the stereotype right

>>84042465
Not single if she's Scotty, though...

>>84042427
I'm a man about your age so why don't you date me? That's the problem I think: you spend too much time talking to kids (which are the main audience nowadays).

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>>84042178
>A lot of them are underaged and just saying 18 because them's the rules.
>thinks kids of any kind would come to a place as boring and slow as 4chan
>more so r9k
It ain't 2007 grandpa.

>>84042750
I routinely add women who claim to be 18 or 19 and after we chat for a while they reveal they're actually 15 or 16.

>>84042884
why do you routinely talk to minors?

>>84042917
Obviously I don't know them to be minor. When I learn they are minors I tell them I'm not comfortable with it and end the conversation there.

>>84040965
>>Age
19
>>Race
White, super pale
>>Height
5'1
>>Weight
97lbs
>>Hair Color
Brown
>>Hair Texture
Silky straight
>>Eye Color
Green
>>Bra Size
34B
>>Measurements
waist 20 inches, hips 34 inches
>>Why are you on /r9k/?
Lonely and bored

>>84040965
one>three>two>four>five

>>84042979
>White, super pale
>5'1
>Brown
>Silky straight
>Green
You sound insanely cute,

>>84042979
Wife material.
I have green eyes as well, we should like have kids to propagate the green eye master race.

>>84042427
Can i get you pregnant please

All femanons in this thread are legally required to marry me and each other and we will all live on a homestead and take care of cute animals together. We shall also read by candelight during thunderstorms

>>84042427
holy fucking mega hag. endboss hag. why aren't you married? are you seriously STILL waiting for chad? he's not coming sweety.

>>84040965
>Age
23
>Race
southern european
>Height
162 cm
>Weight
55 kg
>Hair Color
brown
>Hair Texture
straight
>Eye Color
brown
>Bra Size
c
>Measurements
idk
>Why are you on /r9k/?
i can say slurs

>>84043135
you forgot to take the name off, you monkey
this is not a dating app

>>84043519
>southern european
Which country?

>>84043525
>you monkey
I find this language to be offensive. Please use a more appropriate word such as "nigger" in the future. Ex:
>you forgot to take the name off, you nigger
Thank you for your compliance.

>>84043525
Why would I remove my name anon? I'm not ashamed about finding women attractive

>>84043533
italy. what country are YOU from?

>>84043525
Why wouldn't this be a dating app?
Why would he remove his name when the whole point is to help women identify him in hopes of finding someone who'd be interested in him?
I'm usually one to shit on namefags and tripfags but come on now anon. His post ma be garbage for this thread, but I give him points for trying.

>Age
31
>Race
White
>Height
5'5
>Weight
Skinny
>Hair Color
Red
>Hair Texture
Straight
>Eye Color
Dark blue
>Bra Size
Big bazoongas
>Measurements
Big booty qt
>Why are you on /r9k/?
To troll

>>84043064
>>84043038
I made it up you faggots

>>84043553
>shitalian
Why are you people fundamentally evil? Only anglos are worse than you. You lie, cheat, steal, and think it's all good. You're shitskins in spirit.

>>84043559
T-thats so very mean :'(

>>84043566
we are the best european country to have ever existed and literally created civilization but keep seething. where are YOU from?

>>84043602
A country where people are nice, respectful, and help each other instead of stabbing each other in the back and lying out their ass to steal shit better

>>84043618
This guy's country imports millions of thirdworlders, I just know it.

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>mfw retards still think they're actually interacting with real foids

>>84043627
No actually. We have strong anti-immigration laws. I think the strongest in the EU. We also routinely fail to uphold EU laws (in particular so as to be stricter against immigrants) and the EU doesn't give a shit.

>>84040965
>Age
21
>Race
European White
>Height
160-1
>Weight
42kg last time i got checked (i don't weigh myself, even tho i should, i only get weighed when i go to the doctor)
>Hair Color
Very Black
>Hair Texture
Puffy usually or flatter when oily
>Eye Color
Green
>Bra Size
C
>Measurements
no idea, i don't really even wear underwear most of the time, so i haven't had the need to check this like ever
>Why are you on /r9k/?
NEETing so i go to r9k sometimes when i just feel like talking to people on other places than discord, because you have to filter so hard when talking to people there. But god do i hate this captcha change...

>>84043618
yet you are too ashamed to say where you are from because it will never be as based as italy

>>84043553
Spain, close but no cigar I guess.

>>84043558
Just how big are we talking about...?

>>84040965
>Age
19
>Race
White
>Height
165 cm
>Weight
47 kg
>Hair Color
Black
>Hair Texture
Straight
>Eye Color
Brown
>Bra Size
A
>Measurements
60 cm waist
80 cm hips
>Why are you on /r9k/?
Because I am bored and don't know how else to spend my time.

>>84043547
the most pathetic part is you literally got no replies
>>84043557
because there's /soc/ for that you humongous samefagging retard, you both and this whole thread are contributing to this board becoming a cesspool of attention whores. on top of that, this "mr meow" person is a fucking normie >84043187. oh and he got no replies there either lmao

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>>84043687
I can fit inside a hula hoop

>>84043658
Actually because I don't want shitalians invading my paradise.

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such thread are so dumb, I hate the modern obsession with superficial stuff, even on /soc/ it's like that, what I want to know is whether a girl likes plants and gardening, whether she's a country mouse, whether she believes the world is a bad or good place etc

>>84043695
You have 0 idea what samefagging means, inbred.

>>84043759
>do you like plants and gardening
Plants yes, i love plants. They make a room feel so much more lively, so i have a bunch. I don't have much of a green thumb because some don't last long, but i don't mind, they are not expensive to replace.

Gardening No. Hard no. Can't understand how some people so happily do it.
My grandma has a huge garden that goes uphill, she used to ask me if i want to help her out, i accepted once, it was 3 hours of the worst labour imaginable. Horrible no thank you 0/10.
>Country mouse
does this mean like patriotic or nationalistic? If yes then no, don't care for none of that.
>Is the world a good place or bad place
Well you hear a lot of bad and some good, but i think it's because people care too much about what happens outside of their world. My world is my room, my grocery stores around, and my doctors office. That concludes about 99% of my existance for the last couple of years excluding school, which was pure hell. So my small world is fine on it's own, it's me who is not fine.

>>84043803
From this I can tell you are quite daft, lack empathy, have trouble with affection toward your own kin, and generally wouldn't be interesting to be with.

>>84043817
I mean yeah i'm a neet on disability, i know i'm not exactly charles schwab ova 'ereee ton'

Also can i ask, are you british? I have genuinely never heard anoyne use the word "daft" so commonly in a conversation

>>84043739
You're the femanon who drew the original qt gf meme, right? Don't you have a bra size for reference instead of measuring using... hula hoops wtf?

>>84043933
I am not British, but I like to use words that are typically associated with brits specifically to confuse people trying to make such guesses. I also sometimes mix US and British spellings in the same posts for similar reasons. Makes some heads explode from time to time, which is funny to me.
Surely as a NEET you must have a lot of time on your hands. How do you fill it beside posting on /r9k/?

This thread is so moid coded idc about any of this so i'll make my own list for you to pick your chuds
>maximum age of your chud
>minimum height
>ideal race(s)
>ideal weight/bodytype
>eye color
>hair color
>income
>penis size
>hobbies
>red flags (put whatever here)

>>84043979
Let's see, ill try to recap my days:
movies and shows, some videogames, trying to practice drawing, hoping that maybe one day i will post something online and people will like it and i will be one of those cozy twitter artists, idk.

Porn and gooning naturally takes it's time out the day. I don't have a boyfriend, nor anything "in the works", so i get gotta DIY it. Was honestly thinking about maybe also drawing porn in the future, but one at a time, i still gotta get good at drawing in general first. Long way to go.

I like to take walks, it's nice to get outside with headphones and just hear music and walk aimlessly. Couldn't take a walk without music tho.

Some basic cooking, like very basic, magi carbonara packs or something, it just makes me feel at least a bit self sufficient, but usually my dad cooks. It's almost always meat. I don't eat much because my meds mess with my apetite a lot. I try to eat more now. When i was in the lower 30kg zones it was bad. I honestly started to eat snacks, which i didn't eat much before. Feels very slobish but my doctor actually said it's actually good because it's eating more stuff.

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>>84043803
sorry for late reply.
How can you like plants but not gardening?! For me it started with my father's plot and tomatos, then extended to other veggies, then to flowers, now to potted plants and trees. There's just so much to learn, so much to explore. I love seeing my flowers grow. I love the smell and texture of earth.
>3 hours of the worst labour
anon, you know you can choose the time and speed you work at?
>does this mean like patriotic or nationalistic? If yes then no, don't care for none of that.
it's a csm reference, a country mouse gets worse food but is safe, a city mouse gets better food but lives in danger. It's about ambition vs tranquility.
>So my small world is fine on it's own
You can't shut your eyes from the outside world forever. I tried and it just made it worse when I had to re-enter it. I think the world is horrific place and it takes heroicism to lead even an average life.

>>84044075
>how like plants but not gardening?
Plants are nice, they smell nice, make a room look more lively, and you can talk to them while you water them like they are little pets.
Gardening is grueling work where you spend hours outside, sweating like crazy, with heavy tools that make me hunch down, or on your knees which hurts, with 1000 bugs constantly annoying you or biting you, and dirt getting into every possible nook and crevice you have. Just horror eww no thanks.
>lots of work
Yeah but gardening is so much work, and her garden is gigantic.
>mouse
i would say definitely a country mouse then. I love safety and feeling safe.
>small world
I mean i think i can shut the world out for a good while. Outside world really is horrific, but i'm on disability so, not like i'm going to be employed in the next couple of years probably, so i can just stay in my room and live in my small world and try to ignore the world outside and shut it out. Fact is unless i get a brain transplant i will likely never enter the regular "real" world

21
white
192
75
brown
straight
brown
18cm
cause I am waiting for something

>>84043651
>NEET

Mandatory question, how is your hygiene? Do you shower every day?

>>84044246
>192
hnnnng...isn't enough content, but hnnnng....

>>84044236
Huh. Al that is true yet I still enjoy it. Thanks femanon, you just gave me a confidence boost. Maybe I am special in some ways and have a talent for this kind of labour!
>her garden is gigantic.
Now I want to marry you for the inheritance (Corpse-bride style)
>I mean i think i can shut the world out for a good while.
Lucky you. I have to wage sometimes and it's horrible. But the horrors of this world are not just labour, but also loneliness, poverty, death and decay

>>84044268
what do you mean not enough content ?

>>84044280
I was attempting to compliment your height, but a one word reply of "hnnng" was too low in content to let me post that alone.

>>84044290
oh thanks, sorry for being a retard

>>84044052
I think it's too bad that you aren't spending more time toward interesting projects like pr0n drawing. It's productive and can even end up being profitable. As opposed to media consumption. Not that there's anything wrong with having a rest sometimes of course. Good that you are looking to try doing something productive though. It's always good to have plans, even better to execute them. I guess whatever meds cocktail you're on can obviously affect that though.

But it sounds like you'd better start taking care of your health/weight issues first before going that way even. It's good that you're at least upping your intake with snacks. Have you not told your doctor you think it's the meds causing your loss of appetite? When it's that bad, he should be putting you on something else?

>>84044307
can't you see I am a dude, I wrote 18cm, I just wanted some fembots' opinions

>>84044321
>>84044307
but I do find tall girls more attractive as well

>>84044321
I can see that you posted in the wrong thread.
>>84041101

>>84044269
>Loneliness
yeah that one hits hard. Dating is hard with my circumstances. I have been single for a long time now, without really having anyone around to talk to in real life except my dad and my grandparents. Had one quick boyfriend 8 years ago but he just used me for sex and it would never go anywhere.
>Wage
Yeah i can imagine it's equally horrible. But i wouldn't call myself lucky me for a lot of other reasons
>Garden
marrying someone for a garden is wild, haven't heard that before

>>84044298
>Drawing
I mean as i said, i'm learning. Porn or not, drawing is hard and you gotta get holding the pen and stability and figures and shit right. I still have a lot to figure out before i can draw good, and THEN i can decide what to draw in the first place. I don't want to draw those shitty style drawings where it looks like a 3 year old drew it and then post it online.
Yeah meds mess with... almost everything.
>Weight
Well i'm taking care of it, right now i'm better than i was in years. When i was in the 30s weightwise the doctor was a lot more stern, now he just says he likes the progress he sees.

>>84044267
>Do you shower every day?
I don't like to talk about this subject much but... no. I wish i was, and i feel ashamed about it sometimes, but i just can't seem to remember or feel that nudge, and i end up not taking care of myself hygiene-wise. Really dislike that about myself. Plus my meds make me very drowzy towards the evening, so i often just lay down with the intention of not going to sleep yet, only to fall asleep without hygiene. I gotta work on this

Hello to all big booba femanon

>>84043695
You take 4chan very seriously

>>84043664
Where in Spain, Anontonio?

>>84043519
>i can say slurs
if you're italian you don't need to come to 4chan to slur. just leave your home and everyone you see outside will be shouting slurs.

>>84044410
from the things you said, let me guess. BPD or SPD, am i right or am i right?

Theres no way there are this many baddies on here

>>Age
>11
>>Race
>white
>>Height
>17cm
>>Weight
>5kg
>>Hair Color
>Blonde
>>Hair Texture
>Staight soft
>>Eye Color
>Blue
>>Bra Size
>none
>>Measurements
>Not sure
>>Why are you on /r9k/?
>to lie to anons

Might as well

>Age
26
>Race
White
>Height
5'6"
>Weight
110lbs
>Hair Color
Black
>Hair Texture
Straight
>Eye Color
Hazel
>Bra Size
32B
>Measurements
32 -24-32
>Why are you on /r9k/?
Got nothing else to do and /r9k/ is the least cancerous board.

>>84045324
>/r9k/ is the least cancerous board.
Hold on just a minute... how the heck do you reach this conclusion?

>>84045340
All the other boards I used to go to became flat out shit.

>>84045366
That's too bad, I still have fun on /lit/ and /ck/. I have /r9k/ as the "least bad" general discussion board, but there's other boards I far prefer for specific topics.

Notice how most don't even give compelling reasons to be here?
>uhh Facebook is boring
>trolling haha
>just because lol
These ain't "fembots", it's fucking normies that should get the FUCK of of my board regardless of whether it's larping or not
It's not a matter of chromosomes, normies do not belong in this board.
If you're not a chronically socially alienated person who finds some sort of kinship and sense of belonging from interfacing with fellow social rejects this is not your board.
Not your meme mine, not your validation space, not your zoo, not your place to pity or feel superior, not your place to hang out and killbtime in between your normie activities.
Get the hell out of here and stop ruining the only place I can ever call home.

r9k fembots will come into a thread with naked women lined up for inspection with a moid demanding their stats and then voluntarily proceed to give them. why cant i find any girls irl like this f00kin 'ell m8.

>>84045112
Jesus am i that obvious? Yeah schizoid, not bipolar, thank god. I feel like they have it worse honestly.

>>84045692
well because we are not irl, we are locked up in our rooms and barely go outside.

>>84041029
There are certainly some people here who are stupid or desperste enough to play along with obvious LARPs, but I suspect that the tranny discord raiders also samefag in these threads, and bots also respond to each other.

>>84041118
Of course. That's part of the reason why "tits or gtfo" was a slogan on this site for a long time. Literally anyone can claim to be a woman on here, and some percentage of thirsty men are going to respond. That's why catfishing works.

>>84041227
They're probably feds pretending to be young women. I can't imagine most 18-year-old women even being aware of 4chan let alone lurking here LET ALONE posting here.

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>>84041014
" I- I'm a 4channer too, u- us girls can be based and redpilled too!"

hi
>Age
21
>Race
sickly pale white european
>Height
164cm
>Weight
50kg
>Hair Color
brown
>Hair Texture
wavy
>Eye Color
grey
>Bra Size
a
>Measurements
idk lol
>Why are you on /r9k/?
I've been on 4chan forever and can't leave and this board is fun to lurk on. and I'm kinda retarded

prime fresh 18 year old impressionable teen girls reading content primarily produced by 30 year old incel degens. it's time for another fox news expose.

Can I please talk to one of the foids with big bazoongas itt?
Hello...

>>84046471
grey eyes are cool but 164cm is too tall.

>>84042390
kinda cool actually. but its also strange, i feel a little freakish

>>84046571
>>84046572
>posting right after a wannabe PUA tries negging about height
Perfect timing.

Seeing how young the biofems here are makes me feel kinda bad for my misogynist women hate spam since youre practically children. If you come across it please just close your eyes and don't read it, until youre 25, at which point open them and read it, because by then you deserve it.

>>84046604
And gayest post of the year award goes to...

>>84046604
I remember when the misogyny here was actually funny, cleaver, and not the same stale shit (e.g. that /pol/ and /lgbt/ larper that has samefagged multple times ITT seetjing about the bear thing that dissed it's precious men.). Now it is just forced social media /pol/ shit. I didn't and laughed along it.

>>84041418
Damn, you sound just like this lady at work, but she has brown hair with black roots.
Tiny little thing, would love to lift her like the doll she is.

Every white woman in this thread owes me sex

>>84043558
>doppelganger appears

i think we're supposed to kill each other to assert dominance.

>>84045380
I wish I could enjoy the other boards now. /r9k/ is the only one that is somewhat usable. But, the absolute shit lowest of lowest-tier /pol/cancer and shitty social media spam has ruined it so much just like it has with all the other boards.

>>84047488
have you been here for as long as her? she's been a regular of this board for almost a decade or so, maybe even more

>>84040965
>Age
19
>Race
black
>Height
5 ft 2
>Weight
115 pounds
>Hair Color
black
>Hair Texture
curly
>Eye Color
brown
>Bra Size
b cup
>Measurements
idk
>Why are you on /r9k/?
i'm an asocial basement dweller

>>84043969
>hula hoops wtf?
It's a popular toy it's just a hoop you swing around using momentum and your hips like the hula girls in Hawaii

>>84048305
I know what a hula hoop is. I'm asking for your bra size in standard units, not some made-up measurement.

>>84048355
>I know what a hula hoop is
Then why do you think I'm making it up

>>84047867
1 inch shorter than me

Hula hips isnt actually a circular orbital motion, instead the hips rock in a lemneiscate orbit across a hyperbolic curve defined by lower lumbar mobility

>>84048365
Calling cap is free engagement
Keep up grammy

>>84048403
It's not a cap it's a hoop

>>84048365
I never said it was made up. All I'm saying is that there are internationally recognized standard sizes you can use instead of talking about hula hoops and dancing Hawaiians??

>>84048365
You're a troll. I never said it was made up. All I'm saying is that there are internationally recognized standard sizes you can use instead of talking about hula hoops and dancing Hawaiians??

>>84048470
>>84048461
"Just how big are we talking about...?" Is extremely vague you got the answer you deserved

>>84048519
Tbh I'm not even the same anon who asked that. Joined the thread late and yeah I know I didn't say NTA. My bad. It is what it is.

>>84045324
These information is definitely wife information

>>84046046
There was literally a trend on tiktok like a year ago where young girls were posting that they use /r9k/ as some kind of weird "I'm not like the other girls" flex.

>>84046046
Every one knows about 4chan. Even my 60 year old mother has shitposted on /b/ back in the early 2010's. When are people going to get that 4chan is not some sekrit clubhouse? It's been mainstream since 2007 after the Fox News hackers on steroids story.

>>84048802
Yeah, I'm not saying there are zero young women here. I'm saying that there's no chance that every single one of them is 18 and thin and blond. Just by sheer probability that is impossible.
>>84048813
Cool, but your 60 year old mother is not claiming to be a hot, slim 18-year-old blonde trying to attract desperate men on /r9k/ (I hope), so that anecdote is not relevant.