Raven edish x
Mate A x
perplexing edish.
Love Island? No thanks. Epicurus for me.
>>84050201You never watched RAVEN?
Absolute Unc Edish this.
>>84050189How's this for beige, you little gremlin!?*pins you down and shits a big beige turd down your throat*
You say Traitors I say Timaeus x
>>84050220they've always got food, rarely do you see a skinny one. 95% of them are all morbidly obese.
Going to re-enact the Zutt scene tonight bumsesh style oh AYE.
Had a rather unsatisfying Chinese for dins. Salt and pepper chips, underwhelming, chow mein, uninspired, cashew and yellow bean sauce, pointless. Prawn crackers were alright though, dogberg also enjoyed them. Now watching some slopflix film with Jenny Aniston and Adam Sandler. It's not good but that's what's on TV.
For me? Fort Boyard
>>84050248Bamzooki was better.
Been queuing up on the beach for those refugee bumseshes. Every fresh refugee gets a go on my well used cock. Oh aye. x
>>84050201Excellent catberge this, edition could be confusing for those out of the general millennial age range I suppose. CBBC show, I was a bit too old for it I think.
Stuck in a horrible loop of doing nothing every day for years on end, no interest in working because it's all shit jobs, never going to be an attractive man, never going to have a girlfriend, never will be able to travel etc.
>>84050248Based, loved them little midget fellas
>>84050244Pounded by dark men in the sweaty desert heat now that is a lush OH AYE x
bitmap fonts are better because the pixels are either on or off, it's the most contrast you can get on a display.
Come on you lads. Install GNU/Linux and have fun learning and hardening your system.
The film Zulu but it's just interracial Michael Caine bumseshes.
luv picking up beers I've never heard of before
>>84050286Sean loved beers
ohhhh aye this was that other one.for me it was Knightmare and Crystal Maze.
>>8405027Linux Mint. It just works.
Just leave my dinner at the door you brainless oik slave. Don't fucking knock. I am reading Chaucer do not interrupt me.
the wanterbury wales is a great read tbf
Imagine having to do age verification on GNU/Linux kek.
Arctic Bumsesh with some big hairy white bears.
For me it were Jungle Run but in retrospect it was just posh kids that got to be on it that were good at swimming and shit and the prizes were comically shite
>>84050286Sean would enjoy that beer I reckon
>>84050277everyone says Carry On Cleo is the most filmic of the films, because they had sets and costumes left over from the Elizabeth Taylor film.but if you ask me, Carry On Up the Khyber doesn't get enough credit for its production design.
Poor little Helperlad.
I am a communist. I do not need work to have a purpose in life. I collect my "dole" (as the oiks call it), I listen (yes. on the radio) to BBC2 documentaries (I call them docos). I read Marxist-Leninist theory. I'm sorry this is hard for you to comprehend. That's why you're working in tesco. We can't all be theorists.
Balaclava on. Camera out. Film the foids and make them cry. haha.
>>84050334Thought the whole point of communism is work? Sorry I'm not well educated.
damn, there goes my last codeine.the last opioid i have, even.will have to prep for some unwomfiness later.
Just because he can't stop thinking about HHL and posting about him doesn't mean he's a sad little obsessive with 0 life of his own.
>>84050343>Thought the whole point of communism is work? SILENCE!
Just because he's got dozens and dozens of pictures of HHL and screenshots of his posts doesn't mean he's a grim obsessed mong with no mates.
watching the willy woore. fuckiing hell crackie gardens is finally not full of druggies. can't believe it lads. maybe there's some hope for this shithole country after all.
I wanna go audit before the government invents new laws to stop this freedom. Need to get out there. Can't keep being an observer. Doing me head in living like this.
>>84050363>finally not full of druggiesdon't want to disturb you lad, but we'll just go somewhere else.possibly even behind you RIGHT NOW
>>84050383Yeah to the grave. Enjoy it whilst it lasts lad.
HAVE YOU DONE TODAYS WORDLE LAD I GOT IT IN TWO I'VE CHANGED THE RADIO STATION TO HEART ITS DEAD GOOD WHAT DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND I WATCHED NETFLIX
>>84050330Me sparking out all the frens in britfeel
>>84050334Seethemong trying a new troll tactic here, not landing for me I'm afraid
Imagine relying on vloggers to see if it's safe for you to leave your boxroom lmao.
>>84050389Kek this one got me I think I work with this particular frog
haven't watched this one. i am a squeamish/sensitive person. can stomach the Israel one (except the circumcision) but i struggled with the anorexia one. that's about my limit.will picrel get me in the feels? just want an interesting documentary to watch, don't want my feelings sparked out by reality.
Only got 2 duty free amber leaf left, need another cheeky trip to France
>>84050396I don't that as seething it's a funny observation that's gone over your head. We used to just make posts for fun where it wasn't all seething and mad trolling.
>>84050389>HAVE YOU DONE TODAYS WORDLEcorr thanks for the reminder.high quality supervisor material, that lad.
>>84050417Nah lad it's aimed at a particular poster, he's tried it a couple of times lately. You might have missed the significance but this is an angry boxroom mong post.
>>84050398When he doesn't even live in Manchester province or any other province of England
>upstairs fighting again>kicked her out with her stuff inside>45 mins shouting out the windo>she's called backup>on wee fucking go m8 x9something to do wi the game
did not manage to get today's Wordle. REALLY close though!
>>84050286Turkish beer that is, turkmong.
>>84050430You should try Epicurus mate next time you're upset. Might be above your reading level though.
>go on holiday to region in conflict for the last century>new conflict being threatened all year>there's a conflict>why can't I get home Government help :'((((((No fucking sympathy
>>84050389Just did today's Wordle, the word reminds me of a certain poster in here...
>>84050330That's fucked up man, not right, was just minding his own fucking business
>>84050455That post touched a nerve, didn't it lad.
Back on that mining grind again
>>84050246Same, well the other day at least, chicken curry was alriiiight I suppose, nothing amazing though, kinda oily. Chicken balls were decent if small, hard to fuck that up but I've had some diabolical ones in the past. Chow mein was chow mein, the chips were fucking ATROCIOUS. Even using the "sprinkly of water and whack them in the oven on high for a few minutes" couldn't save them, I had to drown them in a pot of curry sauce to make them edible. The actual GOOD chinese place near me doesn't do delivery though, or at least not on the apps.>>84050248>>84050251STOP, that time is over, don't make me remember. Don't make me remember those halcyon days...
>>84050262Go prison gay, find a cute clingy younger lad to dote on, he'll be obsessed with you and try desperately to make you happy.
>>84050509Sean loved Chinese food
>>84050286>luv picking up beers I've never heard of beforeI ate guacamole/avocado for the first time in my life. Spread some on a chicken salad sandwich, I just had to know. It's alright I guess, hard to get over the texture of green snot but taste wise it's just kinda vaguely herby-ish.On the topic of beers I tried a mixture recently. Birra Moretti, Peroni, Corona, San Miguel, I mean they were all decent beers and I didn't taste a huge difference from my usual Stella. The only beer I'll actively shit on as dogshit is Budweiser. Watery piss.
>>84050514He also loved touching kids
>>84050483120 me, sit.
>Jobcentre set me up with a video appointment: (>But I don't have to leave the house: )>The fucking website didn't work and they accused me of missing the appointment: (>They paid me anyway because it's February and payments go out earlier than they should: )
>>84050539Try avo in a burrito lad, those Mexicans know what to do with the snotty green stuff. It works with the spices and lime and whatnot
100 quid including delivery for a decent wooden garden chair.Fuck me, man. Like sure it's worth the money, it's quality, gonna last decades probably. But 100 quid for a fucking chair...
>>84050550Told them it isn't possible for me to do anything like that, the demons are inside the internet and will use my video feed to eat my soul.
>>84050466Yes, it reminded me of myself when I was 14. The comedic/tragic aspect, the pathos you might say is the same juvenile drivel put forth by a probably 35 year old unemployed man. There is something funny about that. Most people would agree.
>Raven edish xProposal for Raven Alternative edishDo I have a seconder?
The problem with thinking you're the smartest wisest lad in every room is there's always some lad who's been there done it all before you. That's why you can pontificate all your theories but you hide and retreat when they're dismantled.
want chicken, cant get over how shit quality it is though in supermarkets so ill be passing
i have now ran out of food.mate A gave me 50 quid via PayPal (DWP doesn't need to know) so i could order something. any recs?
>>84050591Obviously buy normal food to cook?
Every hour for a whole year.
>>84050605Sounds like you have been reading his posts every hour or how would you know...?
>>84050587Just use your eyes to find the good ones. Not that hard. You're being dramatic for the sake of it.
>>84050591Mate A is so kind, I love her!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AkRN9FZHhU5 mins
Glad we've seen the mongboy.jpg poster out himself as actually very stupid recently. Not surprising really, if you're right at the bottom of the mental ability totem pole the only people you could see yourself above is those with legitimate disabilities. So he gets to laugh at down syndrome kids as beneath him and thinks that's big and clever. Really very nasty and shameful behaviour. Having a downloaded image of a down syndrome kid that you use to mock others would be seen as distasteful by even the shittiest elements of British society. I propose a movement to shun mongboy poster for everyone's benefit and the social betterment of the thread.
Had chicken tendies for din dins now garn have a shower x
>>84050591I could turn that 50 quid cash into 40 quid worth of xmr. Then we could confirm a certain level of womfort in the coming days perchance?
Pree the Baitness >>>>>>> All Star Pars >> It's Bait It's Bait
>>84050610By using the archive like a normal person big lad. It is ok if you dont understand how the archive works we are all friends here x
>>84050550What is the apt about? Should not be having them if you are signed off?
Got me some zapains , reckon toneyts gonna be a right buzz
Too nervous to ever record myself having sex because I'm worried I'll become aware that I make really gay sounds that I don't realise happening in the moment.
>>84050690what are they? never heard of them.
>>84050691I have some videos of me shagging an ex in 2009 when cameras on phones were shit. I enjoy watching my dick go into parts of her, wish it was higher resolution, but I do not enjoy hearing my voice. Shame I can't listen only to her moans and sweet nothings and remove mine from the files
>>84050673>By using the archive like a normal personJust to be clear, you believe normal people spend their time *checks notes* reading 4chan archives?
>>84050698Codeine and paracetamol lid, wish I had some tbqh
>>84050721Kek I have never cared enough about anything happening on 4chan to warrant me searching through an archive. Normal people don't do stuff like that. They go forward not backwards.
>>84050718So what you're saying is you walk around with CP on your phone?
>>84050587Morrisons usually has very decent cuts, Sainsburys and Asda are fucking 3rd world, dunno where the fuck they get their chicken.
>>84050721The level of cope from you is absurd haha
Pathetic mongboy spending every waking hour ITT
>>84050764hahahaahah
Being "normal" is gay as fuck.Of course I check the archives, what else have I got going on in my life?
>no im not here every day like you. I catch up with each thread on the archive and deep dive into past historical threads like normal people doHowling
marg bar amrika x
>>84050764It's actually worse that that, considering it only goes back as far as April 2025.
>>84050652this is a tempting offer. do you have an email address you could leave?
>>84050785311 days, 7464 hours, 7804 results found. That's more than a post an hour. What a life little lad has.
>talk about HHL until he gets banned>talk about HHL until his ban expires Not obsessed with him, though.
>>84050801waaaa little mongys been exposed as a shut in with no life again
>>84050796He rules your sad pathetic life thoughs x
Anyone from LEICESTER?
Never even kissed a wet fanny me
>>84050808Are you upset or something? kek.
>>84050811Brilliant name for a pub and it is a real shame wokies in 2026 don't see the lighter side of it.
>>84050811Isn't that where cheese comes from
>>84050805>exposed as a shut inCan you explain the pitures and webms that you have saved of him not in his home? And can you offer any proof that you go out more than he does?
>>84050811HMO coming on strong
>>84050748Quite a huge amount of logical leaps here. It's not on my phone at all and the aforementioned ex and myself were both over 18 in that time period. You may have been a child in 2009, doesn't mean everyone else was you solipsist dick.
>>84050825Bold assumption that, got any proof to back that up? Can't use the archives either according to your logic.
>>84050789I do but I would be foolish to post in such a public place. Maybe you should just go down the shops and get a bag of chips?
>>84050827Wonder if it will be used to house the local native homeless population or abduls?
>>84050828Oh you were both over 18 were you. Convenient that.
>>84050843Whoever's got the cash lad
>>84050821I do like their cheese. If you're going for a shitty supermarket own brand cheeese you're much better off going with red leicester than cheddar, sometimes also double gloucester. Cheddar has a vice grip on this country
>Fat>Ugly>Balding>Glasses>GingerAnd yet if I shave my body and put on a wig and girls clothes there's a line of men desperate to have me suck their cock or pump me full of cum within 30 minutes of opening Grindr.
>>84050863>men will shag anything You don't say
>>84050854I reckon we should prioritise those who have contributed income tax and NI to the system for both private and social housing. No one should rent or own more than one home either, no good reason for it.
Schizo Africans milling about like skyrim NPCs fatigue
>>84050845It wasn't convenient at the time because I could no longer get child price train tickets. The gf and I lived a bit of a journey away and halving the price of travel would have really helped. As it stood I had to hurry up and get pass my driving test so I could drive to her house to shag her and film it legally. I did actually post some of her pics on 4chan back then, that was before the archive autists started nooticing everything
>>84050887It should be lawful to just beat the shit out of people like this, you'd need to have good proof (record them like an auditor, maybe?) to back up why you've done it though.Gangs of deanos going around just battering them, they'd brick it.
>>84050882Wow, it's like I'm really living in 1962...The only way you fix the housing market is WWIII destroying most cities and setting global geopolitics back 250 years.
Go on lads, be honest, we've all tasted it
>>84050900Cum? Yeah...At first it was gross. Then it became an acquired taste. Now every time for the last 10+ years I swallow my own loads...
Shall be getting my willy schlobbered in about ten minutes lads oh aye x
>>84050897>Wow, it's like I'm really living in 1962...Wym? I just don't like the idea that some oogabooga comes over here and gets housed before people who've lived here all their lives and contributed to the system, irrespective of colour or creed.
>>84050900Yes, but only if it's type 3 on the bristol chart and has that kind of aroma like what petrol has that isn't nice but also makes you want to huff it.
>>84050913How about we expand our minds a bit more to conceive of housing as something other than a government service that is apportioned as they please? I don't get why people think North Korea is a model for how to run a country. Boggles the mind.
>>84050909Never was a fan of getting a blowie, probably stems back from my ex bird back a few years after i'd left school, she still had braces (of age, pervs) and you can imagine how that went down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjnZQdGwP8
>>84050929Never had a blowie from a lass with braces. It looks quite sexy, ngl, but does it really make it feel bad? Aren't the braces on the front of the teeth? Not really an area that has much cock skin contact is it?
>>84050928I get what you mean, however, I also do not think that people who've contributed should have to go without a house just because they don't have the coin.
>>84050904I really don't like the fact you do this lad, it's very gay.
>>84050941They have these rubber bands in lad, or at least she did. I honestly cannot remember it was 10 years ago now. Just think about some random bit of metal encroaching on your peepee, no thanks. Makes me wince just thinking about it.
>>84050942>I also do not think that people who've contributed should have to go without a houseI have no sympathy for good little goys who willingly agree to be slaves despite all evidence to the contrary. As far as I'm concerned, wagies and nogs/wogs are on the same level.
>>84050942Right but objectively speaking there's no better way to house people than let the market operate freely, build houses people want at prices they can afford. Our current system is full of malincentives which massively drive prices up and supply down which helps nobody. Even if you cut immigration to zero tomorrow the housing market would still be raped. Just let people build and buy and stop flooding the country with a million people a year.
Me? Never tasted cum and don't plan to.
>>84050952Unfortunately for us bennymongs we need a large amount of wagies to subsidise us. Ngubus/Abduls/Mareks are here to replace us bennymongs, not the wagie. They'll eventually die out due to cramped housing meaning they won't have kids. It's not on.
At the train station. There was a full on coal black ooga booga, me, and a lad about my age wheeling an older lady about, maybe his gran. The groid asked him for a light which he gave him. So he did a favour for this groid. Who then started playing Jay Z with his phone turned right up. Standing next to this lad and his gran. Waiting on a train in the countryside with this absolute unit of a negroid blaring his rappity rap music off a phone he got from the government. And the lad with his gran too scared to even say anything. Probably scared he'll get done for offensive words. Pathetic people we are.
me blabbing away about archives in the old thread like a FOOL>>84050838i'm sort of on a few different things, dunno if i'd even make sense talking to someone.there's only one takeaway near me it was a chippy now it's pizza. checking their menu now.
>>84050941I think the real problem is the braces prevent them rolling their lips over their teeth, so you get a bit of a tooth scrapey BJ. Which probably isn't going to be painful, but it's not going to be very nice either. The pros roll their lips down over the teeth, but the option isn't available. It's a physics problem if you give it enough thought.
>>84050959>Just let people build and buy and stop flooding the country with a million people a yearI agree with that 100% I just don't like the idea that some people struggle to be housed, I'd hate to be or know anyone struggling like that.
>>84050483Bosh, 6 to go.>>84050548I'll think about 120 when I've gotten base 99's :D
>>84050978No system will ever be perfect, quite frankly the unhoused, such as they are, are in that position because they either do not want to be housed or cannot be housed. Think drug addicts, homeless schizos etc.You will have unhoused people in a free market just as you have them in this centrally planned market. But the former is cheaper, nicer and easier to enter and use than the latter.
What happenend to HHL today? Did he get banned again?
>>84050969He's just done a county lines drop lad
>>84051000You do make a great point lid, appreciate you taking the time to talk about it as well :)
>>84050974Understand very well lid, I've been in a similar situation myself where I've thought "oh I've got a nice evening to myself I'll get on some things and then maybe wander down the kebab shop" but in reality once I'm on the things I don't want to talk to the people, so I just eat stuff from the freezer instead. Many such cases.
>>84050969The real question is why you didn't stand up for your fellow man?
Gas prices in Europe set to rise by 50% following Qatari halt in production of LNGWow, love it lads, sounds fucking LUSH
>>84051001Can you stop trying to derail the thread please and thank you x
>>84051023What does this mean for us mongs who live in a purely electric home?
a lot of the space age social housing that replaced the old slums worked pretty well from the 1940s to the 1980s. working-class families with decent homes at fair, affordable rates, often for the first time ever.makes you wonder what happened in 1980. it's truly a mystery.
>>84050820We've got the BLVCK BVLL around my parts. Odd name for a pub.
>>84051040Don't try searching that on twitter x
>>84051033Women entering the work force, religion dying so native people don't want big families and communities anymore, millions of fake refugees and immigrants flooding into the country who do have huge families.
Thread full of sex having normans it's absolutely disgusting
>>84051074exactly lad, it was the Housing Act 1980. you got it in one.
Decentarse digestive nappington this was XPhwoar
Water bills fucking massive increase because the CEOs took all the bonus money and didn't fix any problems but starmer has told them they have to fix the problems but you can't make these backhand Tory deal cunts give the money back so they raise the prices for everyone to do the work they should have started ten years ago. Giant telecoms mergers changing your contracts with their "lol so wacky" branding and friendly marketing that is all big red garbage to say you'll be paying more than could ever be considered reasonable. Now we've got the kiddiefiddler grifter zog front man starting another war in the mid east because it's been too long since we've had one so let's get everything nice and expensive there. Thing is logically I understand we need a one world government so that the earth's resources can be correctly portioned about but I just fucking wish I didn't have to live in the dissolution period where billions must die and the warring factions, STILL USING FUCKING RELIGION AS A LYNCHPIN, are playing their games. There has to be a tyrant at the top, but they're all pushing the boot too far down. They haven't let up we're just getting more and more and more squashed and having things taken away from us and then being told we've got constant horror dopamine injectors and slop pumped at us a billion miles an hour and we should find this as a replacement for community. all I want is the luxury space communism of star trek but we're so fucked up on killing each other and the rich (((lizard people))) won't stop sacrificing the rest of us for their stupid games. Why SHOULDN'T I do more drugs and just go out before it gets worse. I feel so bad for my niece and sisters future child whatever it may be. What is this place turning into?
>>84051116Not him but I was going to say right to buy
god bless giana
>>84051121i am happy someone else has an 'alternative sleeping schedule'
In my area there are some estates that have been completely bought out, all ex-council. There are still some council but relatively few. Some streets will be mixed, my sister's street has 1 that's been purchased the rest are still council, it's mad her council rent is about 350 while the private rent one is going for nearly 1000
>>84051138>gianathe brothers are HISTORY
>>84050632Not only that, but that picture comes from a wikipedia article about Aktion T4, so that boy was almost definitely euthanised by the nazis.
>>84051158Problem is council estates are full of insane violent druggies. Most NEETs are not timid britfeel lads, most druggies are not mild mannered professionals who use the dark web. They are actually not good to live around.
Some women just have an arse you want to bury your face in.
Just got out the showerington x
>>84051116>Housing Act 1980Love rMaggie
Looks like (((they))) are losing WW3 Proper kino this
>x.com/TheBritLad/status/2028422696682373275Niggies already posting AI fakes on twatter for updoots lolAt the 10 second mark one can see two merged cars passing by
fake link it doesn't work virus or spyware
>>84051205Especially 40 year old women x
>>84051274Clocked it right away
William won't be so fucking smug when he's dying for Israel
>>84051199Fuck me that is bleak. I thought he was just a nasty stupid loser but I didn't realise it was that bad.
Lil donnie will throw his toys out the pram soon I reckon
>>84051199>that boy was almost definitely euthanised by the nazisBased
>>84051296be careful lad. i'm always telling yous, these links could be malware or worse.earlier i was on YouTube and it had hidden JavaScript to redirect me to a different page.be careful especially with dodgy URLs, 'x.com' sounds fake, stick to sites you trust.
>>84051205This but soles
>SSM gone>HHL gone>the world is at warReally is the end of an era x
Noticed many of the lowest iq britfeel posters have a foot fetish
>>84051392Always is with these types :/
>>84051360Footsies are grim.
Noticed many of the highest iq britfeel posters have a fetish for black women
>>84051402Protesting too much. In denial? Women get pedicures for a reason.
>>84051390Weird that you concern yourself with him tbqh. Obsessive, even.
Reckon ssm will come back for his birthday?
Had a shag dream about charlie dimmock last night. Hope it happens again.
>>84051416Misty Stone for me lid corrrrr she is LUSH and I mean LUSH x
>Persian aryans just announced they've closed the Strait of HormuzRuh roh innit
>>84051425Nah I don't think he will ever come back to be honest. Got bullied away didn't he. I am also pretty sure there is another Marie video waiting for him IF he returns, or so I have read.
>>84051392What they have in common is they are all high T heteros. You'll find homosexuals in denial will post about arses, bums, rectums more than anything. The behind, the anus.
Nice anus love.
The (((bad guys))) won WW2 back in 1945, did they not
cor just discovered a Chinese takeaway three streets away from me. if there wasn't a giant waste processing factory in the way, it'd be a 5-min walk.but they're cheap and get good reviews, might pay the 2 quid and get it delivered.what's good from the Chinese, /britfeel/? i don't really like seafood or how they do rice/noodle dishes, but i'm thinking maybe BBQ ribs or chicken satay skewers, with some chips and then ice cream.
Look at this old muppet. Anyone that shouts "Off" loses all respect from me. Fucking jobsworths. It's only against the law if you record INSIDE the court building.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqyT7ppSI2c
You are gay lad. You lust after men but you're too proud to admit it. So you force yourself to look at women. Wait, trannies are women too, right? One thing leads to the next. The bumsesh. You are gay. Everyone knows it, your mum knows you are gay, she expects no grandchildren.
(((They)))'re probably going to pull another USS Liberty tier false flag on an US aircraft carrier next up, won't (((they)))
Put your fucking SIA badge on display you muppet security. I fucking hate these jobsworths so much. Think they're so powerful.
brit/pol/ for politics, please x
>>84051483Can't lad they will see my Turkish flag x
>>84051486understandable why you'd come here then where it actually is anonymous x
Oh my DAYS that was a hearty bumsesh. Had my cheeks clapped and my ringpiece stretched to completion oh aye. Any size willy I will never ever back down. Sat on a REAL Mandingo tonight CORRRR had tears running down me face like i was cutting up onions. Was whipping his dick on my back like I was cattle OH AYE.Ramadan Rumpaslam coming on so fucking strong OOOPH my arse going to be a bit sore in the morning
>>84051460Got satay chicken from a Chinese once and it was lush, granted I was high on marijuana cigarettes
Oh wow, the chineez get half of their oil thru HormuzThey're probably going to intervene, then the jews will have their WW3
>>84051460some real s tier frogslop there, phwoar
>>84051460Wouldn't even feed that to my Apu.
>>84051486No one is Turkish here. I don't even like Turkish people.
>>84051469Is there anything else you want to tell us about yourself lad?
I want to improve my life and stop spending all day on the internet. I think it's too late now at the old age of 36. I hate this sad feeling always in me daily.
>>84051565>I hate this sad feeling always in me daily.You need to improve your English skills Turkmong
You know what they say, life starts at 37 x
>>84051572I'm British lad. Just not got the best writing skills.>>84051573It can only start if I knew what I wanted to do.
Life is pointless if you don't have your penis in a vagina every waking moment of the day
Bit late to improve your life at 36 matey. The most you can do is hit the gym after work maybe. Then you can sign up on the dating apps for a single parent woman who fucked Chad in her 20s and got stuck with a kid x
>hotel in dubai gets a rocket strike>my line manager is on holiday with her bf in dubaibit mad, imagine if my line manager gets hit with a drone, do I get extra days off? really though I hope she doesn't because her replacement would potentially be awful and she leaves me alone
>>84051595I want a cute, introverted lass in her 20s. I wish it were possible. I'd be a better person.
writing my novel about the future.there are robots that do everything, and the people are happy that this is the case.
>>84051615why don't you want a woman your own age?(just out of interest we all have our things)
>>84051627Can you imagine the state of a 36 year old woman, 4 ugly kids to 6 different dads and a body count of over 9000
>>84051618Would only make sense if the people were also robots. Normal humans want to do things and be part of things beyond selfish comforts.
Paperwork o'clock mefinks X
>>84051615>I want a cute, introverted lass in her 20s.Arent zoomers really funny about age gaps now? Getting a 20 year old gf when you're 36 sounds like you'll probably get labelled as a pedo.
The room is the same as it was four hours ago, and four days ago, and four months ago. The only difference is the silence. It's heavy, like it's physical, a thick layer of dust settling over everything I own.I keep my hand on the mouse, the cursor hovering over the search tab on Youtube; the words SeasideMARK written there... I know what happens if I click it. I've clicked it a hundred times today. It's just a few videos from the trolls remaining, half of the entries there aren't even remotely Seaside related. No sign of Seaside. I shudder.Mark wasn't just a guy on Youtube to me. People say, 'He didn't even know you existed.' But he did. He knew my name, he'd given me a spanner. He'd see my name in the chat and say, 'Anon! Welcome back, man. How's the weather where you are?' and for ten seconds, the knot in my chest would loosen.I find myself staring at what remains of his old videos. I'll play an old stream from 2023, something mundane. He's having a cheeky rave down the lane. He looks so healthy. So happy. So Permanent.I find myself waiting for him to look at the camera and say something new, something that proves he's still here. But the video always ends. The slider hits the right side of the bar, and the screen goes black.He was like a father figure to me. I found his videos warming and life affirming. He teach me so much and made me a better person, made me volunteer, made me kinder. 2026 has left me in one of the darkest places. I don't think my psyche will recover. I'm out of tears now. I'm out of everything. I'm struggling to live without him. Just want an end to this nightmare.
spent so long looking at these different takeaway options that some of them have closednot even sure if i want food, maybe i just want to sleep. expecting a special parcel tomorrow, just want to time travel ahead to that.
cba with the fact that there are 18 year olds on here who weren't even born when fallout 3 was out, like just fuck off.
You have offended me I am offended. This is a section 4.
>>84051832I get irrationally angry when I stumble across youtube videos made by zoomers talking about 90's/00's culture or lecturing the viewer about philosophical concepts like stoicism. Makes me wanna punch their heads off their shoulders, I was never so up my own arse at that age.
Section 5 I mean. Public order act. I'm upset.
You shall not upset me.
>>84050861I'm a red leicester disciple, oh aye x
What're those things you get from the chinese, they're like popcorn chicken from KFC but crispy and cruncy and not chicken? The guy gave them to me for free once because I always order 40+ quids worth of food and get the same shit every single time because I'm a boring fuck.
>Get on the bus>Sit behind this old lady in her 60's or 70's>She's one of the hot ones, skinny, smells nice, dresses nice>Notice how soft her ears look>The little hairs on the back of her neck>Fall into a hypnotic trance basking in her presence, daydreaming about kissing her neck and hugging herS-Sorry for yearning for your granny, anon...
>>84050845Anyone else sexually attracted to this glasses disguise in a weird way?
>>8405188170 year olds aren't hot lol. Freak.
>>84051869i'd say battered chicken balls, but then you threw me for a loop. same if you're thinking of won tons.some type of dumpling, maybe? i would also like to know what these are.
>>84051891i'm shagging a 63 year old next week.She's lovely.
>>84051851some cunt has made a video vlog series called ''uncslop'' where he does that about games like the first halflife and fallout. Uncslop, cheeky cunt.
>>84051891When you haven't felt the touch of a woman in 30 years, 70 year olds who take care of themselves make your heart go doki doki...also I spent every summer with my grandmother growing up and she's the only woman I've ever felt positive feelings towards.
>>84051882>this glasses disguise do you call picrel 'the save icon'?
>>84051910HAHAAHHAHAHA, I saw those, they're fairly good for zoomerslop but he CONSTANTLY blurts out shit that makes you wanna murder him. His Mass Effect video was just fucking insane, it was almost calculated ragebait.
>>84051913You liked your gran therefore you lust over geriatric women on the bus? Alrighty.
>>84051902I think it's won tons actually yeah. It must be. Thanks.
Gransesh x
>>84051918>the uncslop rating is based on how well zoomers could get into the game, fallout 1 I would rate at 60% uncslop
>>84051921You have no idea the loneliness I've endured. It's given me such an appreciation for genuine human connection, regardless of looks or age or gender.
>>84051921no him i wouldnt fuck my gran, that's weird, I'd fuck her mates though.Are you gay?
>>84051909Didn't say they can't be nice as people. Im confused like the other lad thinks liking his gran logically connects to this as well. We all liked our gran. But if you're actively attracted to old elderly women you have low T/mental illness.
/britfeel/ more like /uncfeel/
>>84051939I prefer women who aren't a few decades into menopause. Guess that makes me gay. LMAO
>>84051944>But if you're actively attracted to old elderly women you have low T/mental illness.I like younger girls IN THEORY, in practice they can't go 30 seconds without blurting out some absolutely horrific and disgusting opinion/statement/experience that makes my dick shrivel up. Modern women are repulsive demons.
Gran bumsesh x
>>84051958Sounds like a you problem lad. I'm not into women for their opinions, lol.
Hi lads x Hope you're all standing behind Israel in whatever they're doing right now
>>84051627Yes, like this guy says >>84051639. Women are a red flag if they are not in a committed relationship in their 30s. Most of the dating market for 30+ will be one or more of these:>obese>multiple sprogs from different fathers>mental issues>drug/alcohol abuse>very disabledNot to mention many will be infertile by 40. It's truly over if you haven't found love early on in life as a man.
>>84051954just admit you want 'pre-menstrual' females. nice try deflecting with homosexuality, but we all know what you were right from >>84051891
>>84051652Depends really on your social status. Tobey Maguire is like 50 and dating a 20yo model. She wasn't even alive when Spider-Man 2 was in cinemas.
>>84051497HUGE fan of this gimmick, hafta say. very well written every time.
>>84051963i am of the opinion they are a bunch of bumbaclatts
>>84051954But you'll fuck a women who basically infertile because you'd be wearing a condom??So it's not about fertility, so it's for fun and you don't think you'd enjoy fucking older women because they are physically different is that it?So you're saying you want to fuck some fit body, well, I have news for you, granny puss is HUNGRY and as long as they are active the rest of them feels just fine.I think you are scared of older women in case you cant get it up and she calls you a fag, i mean you're half way there already aren't you, turning them down.
There's 21 year olds alive today who weren't even born in 2005.
>>84051939>I'd fuck her mates though.You want to fuck your grannys old lady wrinkly mates? Lad what?
>>84051988I just don't see elderly women as sexual. Sorry? I respect them as old ladies. That's about it.
You know like an old lady you walk across the road. You don't try and pull her.
Honestly fed up of my life. Might just dd the drives and give up.
4chan uncs drooling over old biddies with arthritis lol. Wtf
Garn Israel
dohoho, looks like /britfeel/ has entered the /cheeky/ hours!
Giddy Biddy BumseshWrinkly old mingeOn my willy.OH AYEPicking up fit geriatrics from the bus stop, the community centre, the bingo hall.
feeling despair over my shit pointless life
I've been banned from /int/ for /pol/-posting so I'll be hanging with you lads for the next few days if that's alright?
>>84052057We'll be inducing you into the Bumsesh life.
Saved a nice rose the other day.
>>84052057>/pol/-postingJust don't do that here and you'll be fine.
>>84052068Thank you de lad. I'll be a dutiful /britfeel/ poster.
Ruthmong thinks England has provinces lol
So poleaboo is a paki-supremacist slumlord now?Is he still a tranny?
Just finished off in the Columbian room, feeling fresh x
>>84052043blads brother knows the scoreoh fucking aye x
>>84052092Kek thats a good one lickle lid x
>>84052087That was some shit stirring mong.
>>84052070The looks like a child desu
https://www.literotica.com/s/the-lady-at-the-bus-stop
Can't get over how beautiful this babe is.
Reminder that creepy new I pet goat 2 video which predicted the February 28 attack on Iran said something huge happens on March 3rd which changes the world forever.https://youtu.be/XIRoACdsX3Y?si=wsTEkYjyWzKHHXYR
>>84052121Nah she looks around 20. Get your head checked.
Not gonna lie. I get a little sad and lonely watching these asmr videos.
>>84052121You know he's the type to have that too
>>84052151you'll always have someone here for you on britfeel
>>84052155What makes you think that? They're not toddlers.
Unc pedo
>>84052177It doesn't help. I want a real lass to love.
Night night de laddingtonsGod bless you allPeace on earth to all the cool lads
evens i make a sausage sandwich odds i dont
Back from the shops. Had a good perv. Two zapain and a Crabbies knocked me right out.
>>84052214>zapain and a Crabbiewhat are thoes?
There are lads here using a closed source, AI spyware operating system that doesn't respect their privacy.
>>84052220Terms for a sex act. Crabbies are where you put your head between your legs, hold onto your knees and 'crab walk' backwards onto a mans erect member.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with liking females that can consent to sex.
>>84052228>Terms for a sex act. Crabbies are where you put your head between your legs, hold onto your knees and 'crab walk' backwards onto a mans erect member.oh dear
My dad died from a bumsesh. It's not a fucking meme for a spotty virgin to laugh about like it's a joke. Fuck you.
Mammy am just 36 yrs old am ready to start my life
hopefully 4chan gets banned from britain and you get arrested for having a single anime incest picture in your hard drive
>>84052257shut up you foreign shit stain>>>/r9k/
so what will you do when ww3 breaks out? im off to ireland i'll swim if i have to. fuck dying for israel in some sandy hell hole somewhere
Getting my bennies this fucking year or I will go fucking crazy. When single slag mums get bennies, browns and druggies...I think I deserve my bennies too. Fuck slaving.
>>84052261Not eligible in Turkey
>>84052257That wouldn't happen because my browser is memory only lad. I don't save anything like that.
>>84052276I am not planning to move to Turkey. I will get my bennies as a white man living in England thank you very much.
>>84052261You've fucked it lad, you might get them, but you won't get as much as us right now.>from April 2026 although all existing claimants and new claimants with severe or terminal conditions will be protected, other claimants assessed as having limited capability for work and work-related activity will see their awards halved from 423.27 to 217.26.
Shame she's gaining the weight again this lass. Thought she was cutting down.
>>84052298I'll be ok with 217 quid disposable income. It's better than 0 right now and having to rely on mum. I live a minimal lifestyle so I could probably save up most of it. Spend maybe max 20 quid a week from it...only buy vidyas on sale.
Must be loser incel neet hours again. That's when it hits you most when the lads have gone to sleep. Then you look at your system clock and uptime...fucking hell I've done nothing again today. It's always a bit of a shock despite being a regular thing for like 15 years with me. At least early on I enjoyed the vidyas more.
schizos. you've got to bloody love em
wonder what helperlad is doing right now? reckon he's taken his ban on the chin?
>>84052316Phwoar, juicy
>>84052459Having a melty, probably.
>>84052459Probably doomscrolling pol and drinking French beers desperately trying to not contact his dealer
>>84052282What browser is that?
>>84052474Makes me laugh imagining him tantruming writing in his notepad "fuck it gwarn full scale tonight">>84052480I reckon the morning he got banned, he called his dealer. He mentioned on /brit/ that he put away a bit of money in his savings and I reckon that instantly got withdrawn for some sniff
lovely little dream where me and prime susan sarandon were a couple, why did i have to wake up
>>84052481NonceBrowserX
>>84052615Why is wanting to avoid potential nonce material considered noncey now?
Shippy lost.Swanny won.
i'm off to bed. hope you can all get some comfy sleep.night!
Some mongboys just need to be hung out to dry I think
Bennies dropped that mean pub this afternoon :D
>>84052481Firefox. Turn off the disk cache in about:config lad.
>>84053049...this will also not kill your SSD.
>>84052974highly agreeat the end of the day this thread has been MUCH, MUCH nicer since then. More people actually chatting, less meaningless blogspam too.
>>84052471phwoar indeed. I really think I should just accept its ok to like turk lasses. it goes against my british values though.
wouldnt mind a ginger gf, lost my virginity to a ginger lass with bit knockers
should have said with BIG knockers, excuse my spasticness
so angry he makes a thread about how much better his country is.
>I would drive an extra hour to see a woman mechanic. I would pay double if it means I could have a woman plumber or HVAC. I would wait an extra 4 hours if it means I could have a woman-only medical team. I'll even call customer service lines repeatedly until I get a woman on the phone. The feminist loons on twoxc are moaning about MEN again. Go fucking do some real jobs ladies and maybe you'll find more female plumbers and car mechanics. Nah that's not what these foids want though...they just want to do easy desk work like "social media officer" or model. bitches.
Taking all the bennies for my mental health. Not all of us can handle mundane jobs that lead you nowhere. There is literally no point applying for jobs in this shit country filled with too many people. If you don't have a car you are fucked anyway. Why the government somehow thinks there's actually work out there...mental.
Once the societal collapse happens, I'll be so fucking happy in a way.
Fap done. Bed now. Wagies getting up soon. Better not wake me up from my 10 hour sleep.
Morning ladsWhat's on the agenda today (3rd March)?
>>84053910No bennies in turkey though, you should try to migrate to the UK like that turkish ASMR bint
Thoughts on poley's new blog posts? Hope he posts regularly again now
What a grim and extremely sad existence.
Going to yoga tonight after toil. Not really in much of a toil mood so will be mostly hanging around at home. Might do some ketamines and mong out for a while.
>>84054630Probably think of her all day long, get angry at myself, then get drunk fall asleep and have some weird dreams. You?
>>84050184Hello saaars, I'm coming to london to sex beautiful white girls, you women very sex
>>84054738Most likely spends more time ITT than anything else in his sad life OH AYE x
>>84054857morning abdul, upon arrival to the uk please make your way to the local pub (public house, you won't know what one is, make sure to ask someone) and ask to see a selection of the women
Deanos like this should be left out there to rot. Waste of our benny monies protecting them.
why did i quit the grass im getting the most bullshit dreams.My subconscious literally screaming at me to get therapy
>>84054851recent breakup, lid? I still feel the scars of mine 8 years on despite having a new gf whomst I love very much. it grim.
It's Tuesday morning and he's awake obsessing over HHL. What a grim and extremely sad existence.
>>84054943No, didn't even do anything. She invited me to her house twice, and both times I sperged out, then I went weird and changed shifts. She was perfect, I wanted to protect her, and ended up hurting her. She wasn't a stacy, but she was perfect to me.I'm sad and angry now. Going to get high, and take the dog for a walk, get knackered, get it so my leg is hurting, bit of an ordeal so I punish myself more.
>>84054981is it too late to put things right? acknowledge you acted weird and apologise, you never know.
>>84054943I should also have said, it was 12 years ago, but I didn't think about how I hurt her till last year, when I saw her again and she ran away from me. Then I put the pieces together.I wish I could see her again, tell her it wasn't because I didn't find her attractive, it was my inexperience with relationships and love, and the doubt I have in my heart. How can somebody so perfect like me? I know me, and I hate me.
And I'm crying.
Neema Parvini
It's Tuesday morning and you're seething over a post about someone else on an image board. What a grim and extremely sad existence.
>>84054997Chin up de lid, the important thing is that you acknowledge your mistakes and move forward. Can't stay in the past.
>>84054738little lads a wasteman
>>84054992If I see her again I will, but I doubt I'll ever see her again, but also my life's fucked now. Got an incurable disease that will make me a true disabled, wheelchair, already cant control muh toilet needs, so I'm also thinking she dodged a bullet, but I want to tell her what a fuckup I was/am, so she feels better (probably won't make her feel netter).
How am I supposed to just go to work and pretend that what I do is relevant when we're on the verge of a large habbenning?
>>84054958Weird you would be upset about it unless it is directed at you? Either that or you are as emotionally attached to longneck as you reckon the other poster is.
>>84055026NTA, she's already forgotten you, lad, moved on. You should do the same.
>>84055036Unfortunately mate I don't think there will be any happenings, not that would stop you working anyway
Run out of tea bags for fuck sakes Off to the shop now thenAnyone want anything?
>>84055048I hope so, hope she's married, got a family. I cant stop thinking about her.
le creuset
What's up with the normalshits ITT? Get out.
>>84055091Did you know that the normals breathe air? What will you do, is there an alternative to air? You dont want to breathe air like a normie, do you?
AnnihilateAnnihilateAnnihilateTurn me to dustRegenerateRegenerateRegenerateHarness my lustThe sanctified whoreThe goddess of warCreation unfurledGave birth to the worldThe lover of chaos and strifeThe crystallized tomeThe infinite wombThe blood of her veinsThe cup and the reinsSpilling the elixir of lifeBabalon
>>84055068Star wars kinder egg please.
Destroyer of formUnleashing the stormWith eternity's kissShe guards the abyssSlicing the self like a knifeThe slayer of mindThe queen of mankindThe daughter adoredThe feminine lordThe virgin, the mother, the wifeBabalon
Called up work today, said that I'm too anxious over what's happening in the middle east and need to call family (I lied about being jewish). Got three days off oh aye x
Dead dad's birthday on Saturday, prolly why I'm extra emotional.ARE YA PROUD OF ME DADDY?*voice from the sky says NO!*
I can't work Saturdays on account of being Jewish
>>84055154But most people don't work Saturdays anyway. Only poortheners who do shit jobs like retail, warehouse, food service etc. have to work on the weekend.
I'd be a jew, but it's the worshipping the devil and wanting to harm kids, I don't think I've got in in me, desu.
>>84055154Do you have a shabbo's goy tho?
>>84055091It's ok to want to have love, anon. Plus, you get to laugh at me, as I'm a massive failure, so it's not all bad.
>>84055049Was more in the abstract. Feels like ww3 is on the cusp, the groups controlling everyone don't even try to hide it because the zone is so flooded with garbage info. I need to try and think smaller and just focus on what I can control instead of panicking about what I can't. Hard.
Stay trueto your heart
>>84055228If a philosophy can justify the most horrific atrocities as equally as it could justify the most dazzling virtues, then of what use is the philosophy?
>>84055234Explain to me what you mean and I'll try to answer as best I can. Try not to be vague by labelling something "philosophy" and just go straight to the point, I'll have a better understanding that way.
Imagine watching your autistic carpenter son larping as Son of God Messiah while knowing he's a bastard born as result of some random rape. What a life.
Ok, time to venture out into the IRL. Only to walk the dog, nothing too mentally taxing.
Wuppa time x
I just cant, I just cant, I just cant control my feet x
good morning lads. i am expecting a special delivery from the postie today.nice to see spurdos and tarot cards have made a comeback.
>>84055294Imagine your poophet getting his crack filled by billions of ZVTTS x
Corrr might just use ssmpour.webm to rile up the shut ins x
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://youtu.be/F2Yo2od-VBU?t=7
Not feeling too lush watching this one https://youtu.be/nK03Je9lqws?t=554
>spent almost 4 hours yesterday trying to remove shock from HAWG>it does not want to come out>try blow torching it>ruin bolt hammering it that much>ruin 17mm nut hammering it that much >bend shock mount because its that stuck>ride home with no lower shock bolt >mfwIts getting drilled/cut/removed today somehow, i realy hope its not another all day fucking event de lids
dont want to live as a modern day serf anymore tbqh
>>84055442if anything takes more than 20 minutes i deem it to much effort and give up so well done for trying at least
'zutts' is one of those memes that might be a hit on /pol/ or somewhere, but from my perspective it looks like this one guy on /britfeel/ who is DESPERATE for his Muslim feelsguy spin-off to really take off
Thinking about that asmr lass who died from her long-term illness. >last upload 3 years ago
>>84055529>asmr lass who diedcloveress?
>>84054738That gave me a good chuckle lid
government banning STEP PORN lmaooolll
>>84055546>lmaooolllgrow up
>>84055532No just some unkown bint called lena. Sad really.
>>84055546They're also banning 'barely legal' porn which makes no sense to me.
>>84055532Corr had a wank to her banana vid back in the day
>>84055546It's ok to have legally consenting sex with your cousin though in Great Britain.
>>84055566have you seen her porn vid>>84055564these girls are droping like flys
>>84055565What if they call it barely, barely legal to get around it?
>>84055571Yeah most of them would've taken the clotshots. People called me selfish for not taking any clotshots and not wearing a face nappy.
>>84055571>have you seen her porn vidI have not, any good?
>>84055579assumptions are comfy
Creampieing my biological cousin with no legal repercussions but can't have one fucking video of porn with step sister in the title. My days.
>>84055584not great, the guy as are weird dick nd she looks a bit drugged up she was doing heroin at the time
Have decided to put a whole bunch of mp3s onto my phone so I can just choose what I want to listen to from things I liked back when I downloaded mp3s instead of forgetting every band that has ever existed as soon as I put on my headphones. For some reason my pink Floyd folder is no longer, wonder where that's ended up.
>two sennas down the hatch>decide to clean bathroom>bleach the ever-living-fuck out of every surface>shower, sink, toilet now smothered in bleach>'i'll just leave that all day, what's the worst that could h-'
>>84055590the ban isnt about morals. people arnt having kids and that terrible for the economy. you have your retard inbred baby it can work at mcdolands when it grows up
>>84055596>For some reason my pink Floyd folder is no longer, wonder where that's ended upmaybe it on the dark side of the moon?
>>84054649There are lots of bennies here in England. That's where I've always lived.
>France sends warships to defend British base from Iran attacks: Embarrassment for Starmer as Macron moves to protect Cyprus while Royal Navy is tied up in Portsmouthlol
>>84055608Very good lad, very good indeed
assuming the bag itself is weightless (i see no reason to think otherwise), some kind soul has gifted me 0.3g of free wonk.oh my days.
Probably a wfh day for this useless cow today in her useless "social media officer" job. Never done any real work like men.
>>84055624Corrrr lad that's a bladder acher of a bag you've got there. Me? Not so lucky.
Unemployed Turkish slug complaining about others not doing "real work"
>>84055295Back. T'was fun, went on a bridleway and boosted the dog's confidence, but didn't help the spazzy leg (due to brain damage from ms). Really hobbling by the end. Think I scared 2 milfs, 1 was scowling. She might have been mad, as they walked past me earlier, and were talking (inappropriately for being outside IMO) about losing their virginities. Weirdos.Dont think I'll be able to walk to the shop and back for beers later, which is a shame.
>>84055627Wouldn't mind her doing some work on muh willy, if you know what I mean.
>>84055632No I'm British and won't work knowing I am expected to do a "man" job and do my back in. Fuck that.
>>84055596the open source nerds have created this:https://picard.musicbrainz.org/you can just drag and drop a folder into it and you can get it to either cluster all your random .mp3s into albums based on their tags, then save/tag them properly, or it can do some audio-scanning sorcery if you just have a bunch of Untitled.mp3 files for some reason.really satisfying if you want to automagically have D:/Music/Artist/Album/01 Track Name.mp3 for all your music, with cover art embedded. downside is it's all crowdsourced, so their scans/photographs of album covers are occasionally dog shit. i wish we all agreed to have the best of both worlds and just pull all the data from Spotify/Genius/somewhere.
>>84055624It's going to weigh something, you big silly. Should weigh it afterwards, or NOW.
>>84055651Have used that on GNU/Linux. Can recommend.
Why do women get given easy jobs that have no real benefit to the economy?
>diesel going up 13p an hour>heating oil has risen went up 100 quid overnight Seems like its all kicking off lids, its the pasta and bog roll panic buying all over again but this time its fuel
>>84055631maybe you'll be the lucky one in the long term. have fun me lad.>>84055639nice to get outside innit.>boosted the dog's confidencewhat about YOUR confidence? it's nice to get outside.i've asked you about the MS but is it your leg acting up that's stopping you from going to the shop later? could you order from somewhere?a shame dogs can't be trained like,>shops please lad, four cans of Guinness and a Star Wars Kinder Egg. off you go.
>>84055599Open the windows NOW
>>84055651Might have a crack at that lad, I've got probably a couple hundred gb of music but it's all differently formatted and organised and foldered. It's a horrendous task to face, will have a rummage in this.
>>84055675It lush, bring on WW3, total Armageddon
I wish women would trust and love me like all the cats in my county.
>>84055680Luck probably has nothing to do with it. We are where we are. Hang on a minute though, are they doing star wars kinder eggs at the moment? Might need to acquire one of those through slightly less than legitimate means.
>>84055682have done. don't worry, bowels have been emptied, everything has been re-bleached.this is going to be the cleanest bathroom lads the CLEANEST BATHROOM
I'm fucking bricked up for an early afternoon bumsesh. One of my suitors eager for more meaty bum mashing and that is LUSH. Big chunks of gelatinous spunk right up me arse. CORRRRR grotesquely throbbing brown throbbings bell ends right up my bumhole and that is LUSJCORRRRRRRRRRRR
>>84055716that sounds like a lovey afternoon de lid
>>84055680My confidence has never been good, but I get by. Yeah, it's wobbling about and shaking, and just not stable. Right ankle was feeling weird as well, so both legs going. It's not just "the leg", it's easier to say got a bad leg, instead of it's damage to the brain that's causing it, but also am losing muscle strength. I've only got cash left now so can't order. I'll see if my sister will take me round later. Could do with it, as the last 2 nights I started drinking at 4ish, and was in bed between 19:00-20:00. Me and the dg slept for 25 hours out of the last 48. More for the dog probably, she sleeps most of the day.
I DON'T WANT A GOLDEN GAVEL! I JUST WANT NATASHA TO SIT ON MY FACE!
>>84055713>are they doing star wars kinder eggs at the moment? Might need to acquire one of those through slightly less than legitimate means.there is a /britfeel/ poster who is on a quest to get the Yoda toy. if we pool our resources and scoff enough chocolate, we can get this lad his little Star Wars frog.
>>84055729Different anon but sorry to hear that lid. I read an excerpt from Christina Applegate's book last night and it was very sad. Got a mate who's in the same boat so reached out to her. Really puts the rest of the shit into perspective dunnithttps://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/mar/01/christina-applegate-ms-diagnosis-memoir-autobiography
>>84055546But virtually all MILF porn has a step-son theme
Might see if my sister will take me to morrisons later. Get 3 bottles of spaten, and think I'll get 1 of those starwars kinder eggs. I'm guessing they're an easter thing?
>>84055748Well that's settled it, reporting for duty
>>84055752yes they're slowly trying to ban all porn probably to get birth rates back up
Raced the local yoofs last night on my ride home from failing to fix my bikeThought i was getting robbed at first but thankfully i befriended one of the balaclava'd yoofs a while back and he recognized me Them surrons are nippy as all fuck, it took my little sewing machine engine 125cc a long time to finally get around them, im talking the top of 4th gear screaming the fuckin bollocks off it kekdid cheer me up slightly after a night of getting nowhere fixing the bastard, its a love hate relationship tbqfh
no evidence that low birthrate has anything to do with porn lmaoooooooool
>>84055752How's my cock gonna cope with a bit of brandi love? I am literally in bit right now.
>>84055765End goal I suppose but mostly they're just trying to sanitise the internet. Doing the age verification thing on OS level now so now you'll be actually properly tied to your online identity and nobody will actually have to work to find out who posted what. Anonymous internet is on the way out, I give us another 5 years max. Free exchange of information is not helpful for powers that be.
is there another service like a PO box where you can send something to someone, without their home address?mate A was telling me about Vinted i think it was, it's all lockers? so randos don't know where you live, you just get their old trousers stored in a cyber-cupboard.i don't even like Kinder chocolate, i'm just anticipating the POSSIBILITY i get the Yoda.
>>84055769It's to do with 3rd wave feminism, pushing women to work, and be the man's equal. We're not equal, we're not all the same. It's ruined society, it was known it would be a mistake, yet happened.
>>84055769Pornography consumption is associated with declining birth rates, potentially contributing to global depopulation by serving as a readily available, low-cost substitute for traditional sexual relationships and reducing the desire for marriage and children.https://www.fafce.org/the-impact-of-pornography-on-demography/#:~:text=With%20pornography%2C%20sexuality%20is%20no,loneliness%20experimented%20by%20porn%20viewers.
>>84055779Vinted uses companies to deliver, could be royal mail or could be not getting the item as the seller used evri. Those lockers at shops are used by multiple companies.
>>84055779yeah lad there is loads, i cant remember the name off the top of my head but most petrol stations/super markets have these lockers Amazon do one, i cant remember the name of the other, see people using them all the time
>>84055769South Korea banned pornography and they have the lowest birth rate on Earth (0.7). Literally a decline of two thirds with every new generation
>>84055750I'll have a read of some when I get home. In phonefag mode now as dog sitting at my mum's.
>>84055809I'll tell you a secret, I exclusively post on 4ch on my phone. You are all my friends that live in my phone. When wifeberg asks me who I'm talking to it's "internet people". I'm 30 or 40 years old and the real computer is for work time only.
>>84055785Amount of times I wanted to see a hooke,r then I just bust a nut and longer want to go. I bet whores having taken a big financial hit the last 25 years from porn sites
ooooo we are in wonky times. indeed indeed.>>84055729damn, yeah that sounds rough. didn't know who Christina Applegate was but the actual experiences she describes sound grim, and there's a fair point in there about 'no longer being polite' when you're suffering (although there's probably some US-UK cultural difference there).>>84055768what? is this real? hawglad don't go joining any crime gangs>>84055786>>84055790cheers i suppose it comes down to Yodalad's preference, he must get his Yoda toy he must
I exclusively post on phone so I can't be banned and so the pigs would have a harder time tracing meWay too many stupid bans in the past to ever post on pc again
>>84055793that's still not evidence that porn and birth rates are linked, it's because their work and social culture are so crushing that nobody has time to raise a kid or the money to fund it
>>84055883no lad just a cheeky rip down the road, im not cool enough to join a gang
>>84055895>phone so I can't be bannedThat isn't true
Four-hour-or-five-more-weeks-or-much-longer-and-perhaps-even-boots-on-the-ground Special Mutt OperationWhy are forrens like this
>>84055923There's this one sneaky trick lad
>>84055949You delete your cookies as well or use private browsing? Not cool to ban evade mate.
>>84055895Do you think the mobile isps don't keep records of who was assigned what ip at what time? It's exactly the same amount of effort for the cops
Do you wanna get sparked, mongy?I know you see me sparking mongboys on the dailyOoh, I'm on a mad one latelyhttps://youtu.be/KtGFByAJRQQ
i care more about the quality of the the posts on the message board than i do about crimes, if i'm being perfectly honest.mad how many things in life loop back around to 'what if we do X?' where X is essentially what they were doing before.
>>84056038>mobile isps don't keep records of who was assigned what ip at what timeOf course they do. They don't even need access to the device you were using.
>>84055883Yeah i get that, I've nearly snapped at people a few times. She was fit af back in the day. Not had a good run apparently She ate somebody's poo (by accident).https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2024-04-24/christina-applegate-contracts-sapovirus-food-poisoning-eating-fecal-matter
>>84055971When you get a month long sitewide ban for posting in an "off topic" thread on april fools day you stop giving a fuck lad>>84056038Well yeah but it's slightly more effort for them innit
>>84056089Well, to be honest, I had a few posts deleted in brit/pol/ recently for being off topic, I was just chatting with the fellow mongs who inhabit the place, very weird. I used to post regular in there until around December time, it was lawless back then, not a deleted post in sight.
>>84056099I had that recently kek I haven't posted on pol in years and my first post in britpol got removed and warned, one of them must be a janny now
in my imagination i just went to a world where instead of how you look that matters it's who you are that matters but i was still an ugly person so they kicked me back to this world
>>84056118Sounds like that world was full of idiots, lad. This one's the same, desu.
>random 30 day ban in September>you where posting under " " ( i wasn't) >appeal>rejected>check irc, dead>post question, its ignored/no one looked at >check discord, dead>check blog, dead >3 days before ban expires>"oh we lifted your ban" >mfwCunts
>>84056109Shouldn't be as big of a cesspit anymore seeing as the proxysite is down. Joshy lad will be FUMING.
>>84056127they were actually pretty smart because they were aware they were imaginary, and even with that in mind, they sent me back to heremakes you wonder if it was all real
>>84056131there's a 4chan Discord?have to admit i laughed when moot started a blog and it was actually a Tumblr under-the-hood. the internet is so daft, man.IRC's a good idea though, i'm hopping on IRC.
>>84056161I have no idea lad, any ones i joined had 0 posts in monthsIRC looked like the right place but again, fuck all going on
So Lollers wasn't lying and he's not the only one, poor lad :(https://www.themirror.com/news/uk-news/my-ocd-convinced-pedophile-thought-1713499
deleted my post due to message board regulations.
Shit's fucked
>>84056190>The Mirror US UK Newsgood for her tbph, it's just daft to me it's always 'TikTok changed my life', just oddbut aye that's what i am assuming is the case with our Lollers and it's why you are not to bully himwe won't do anything to youbut God will.
Awful punk music, I love how it speaks to my soul
>>84056229And he's obssesed at least in his head about dead kids and animals she's got the same ocd as him kek
>>84056242it's like some teenage thing of>my mind is a twisted place........but actually realised.i'm neurotic as all hell (it's a blessing and a curse) but if her and Lollers' brains just have these intrusive thoughts OBSESSIVELY, then that just sucks.me? i just turn my brain off.
>>84056263It sounds like they are trapped in a hell of their own unwanted thoughts. I would rather be dead
Ebin has OCD except his obsessive behaviour is seething about posters he doesn't like on britfeel
Sparking out mongboys is one of life's greatest pleasures, next to a hearty bumsesh.
me? eating two slices of cheese. after that? glass of milk.bad day for food supplies, good day for lactose-thirsty bowels.
>>84056395Ebin never existed, it's time for you to move on
>>84056459What's the best choon to spark mongboys out to and likewise the best choon for a bumsesh?
>>84056493Like to do both to Crazy Frog's rendition of Axel F. Adds a chaotic energy that makes the whole thing more enjoyable.
>>84056493https://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg for BOTH
I have mental health issues
>>84056493Spar spar spar, how do you like it how do you like it.
>>84056507haha, got me that one
Yay, I done it>>84056537Woohoo n sheeeit >>84056537NEW FRED>>84056537
>>84056493'i get knocked down, but i get up again' by the anarcho-agitpop band The Millionaires
>>84050483>>84050548>>84050991>RS3Disgosteng posts am disappointed
