Helping anon complete his starwars kinder egg mission.But how would we get it to him if one of us side questers gets it?, edition.
WHERE GROGU!?
>>84056537I don't like these toys. It's worse than having a character or a vehicle. Putting head on vehicle is very uncomfortable for me. I will NOT be participating in this hunt, not even by shoplifting eggs (I might lift a single egg)
a quality edish, full of care.
>>84056581They're all shit nowadays, I remember when they were good, but everything was (probably not but seemed it) better in t'90s.
>>84056592It's good to care for others, and for animals.
Remember to be careful in airports, lads, they're full of danger.
>>84056640This is some Tom & Jerry shit.
I'm going to get the yoda and then burn it
>>84056640What is in that suitcase? Full of rocks?
>barely any sex for months>talk with missus about it>she says sorry, she'll make it up starting with a blowjob tonight>get text from her at work>"wow I'm really just wiped out today blah blah blah..."Why can't she just say she doesn't find me desirable?
1.04 per hour since April '25
Anyone remember these, or handhelds of this type coming in the happy meal at McDonalds back in the day? Better times back then x
Only nerds watch special features or commentaries for films. Why do that when you could watch another films?
>>84056707Why you be mean to me :(
>>84056705I still have my Lilo & Stitch Happy Meal toys as well as a penguin Beanie Baby from the late 90s.
>>84056698You're no better than him >Searching for posts that contain "Helperlad". 2462 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22Helperlad%22/>Searching for posts that contain "HHL". Returning only first 5000 of 16571 results found.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22HHL%22/
>>84056691>minges to his missus>has to make blowjob appointments>"I'm really just wiped out today"She's getting it elsewhere lid
I mount my wife like a real man and pump her full of cum before she's even woken up. Waking up with a belly full of her husband's cum? She loves it. Fucking whore. Give her distended belly a punch, too. Watch the cum squirt out of her. LOL!
>Ed Davey says British tax exiles in Dubai should now be made to pay tax in the UKInteresting that they're going down the route of 'only net tax contributors should receive government support'. Hmm, I wonder if that will apply to the lower end of the spectrum as much as the higher end??But seriously, everyone knows the tax you pay in the UK is a scam and they detest people who managed to opt out because the irritation of being scammed is only bearable when everyone else is being scammed as well.Fucking pathetic.
>>84056715OSRS is right there if you insist on playing current year RS. Both are pozzed to the gills now full of bent faggot shit and nignogs, never be as good as it was in 2006 again.
>>84056756Racism outside of /b/ is it, lid? My, my... likkle jannie won't like that. Not one bit.
>>84056724It was only yesterday anons were seething about the lorechive >>84050721 , now you're using the lorechive and still you're on a melty ha ha, rattled. Can't blame the archive for showing us how much of a loser little lad is.
>>84056761Jannie can get bent. Restore 'ere we go
>>84056659Probably fermented duck eggs.
>>84056767So it doesn't count that you've made more posts about HHL than HHL has ever made?
>>84056756OSRS just isn't my cup of tea. It isn't how it was when it was re-released, I mean we have sailing now. Not very old school if you ask me but I just see it as a spin-off game honestly. If I want 2007scape there's private servers for that.RS3 probably isn't how I thought RS would look back in lets say 2005 but I do prefer the bossing/combat on RS3, just more to do on 3 I suppose.
>>84056782Wouldn't mind a go on her cartoon ditties.
There's a raise the colours game on steam now, it's free and it's fucking lush
>>84056790>bossing/combat on RS3Between this and the slop art design and what they did with the lore I can't stomach it, that and all the poof shite
>>84056801Let's have a piccy from it lid
>>84056789>you'veGo on then lad, show me all the posts I'VE made, I'll wait. Luckily enough little lads uses a trip so its pretty easy to find his posts. Just remember, that little statto of yours will now include your two posts because, you know, you aren't on a trip ;)>So it doesn't countSure doesn't seem like you accepted the fact little lads spends every hour of his grim life posting here, verifiable by his trip.
Quite enjoying this new VN I've been playing. If only I could get off the AI addiction it'd be lush.
>>84056801I've had adverts for that all over instagram these past few weeks lol I didn't think it was an actual thing though. Gonna download it and give it a whirl.
>>84056691Are you gonna call her out on it or whine some more and do nothing with blue balls?
Fucking your step wife is illegal now? waddafugs gowan on ere den?
>>84056698i wonder who is more sad helpermong or ruthmong
>>84056837>step wifeWhat is one of those?
>OBR confirms that revised migration forecast which cut net migration by 60k is ENTIRELY driven by increase in British nationals leaving the country while influx of foreign nationals set to remain steady.I mean, if they wanted to cut migration all they have to do is stop approving visas. I hate these cunts so much it's unreal.
>>84056782Our Queen x
>>84056803I think I prefer it because you are able to use the hotkeys and at least I think there are more mechanics to get your teeth into combat wise. They're in the process of re-balancing the combat ATM, necromancy (4th style) is WAY too overpowered.
Refreshing R&R was it not X>>84056537>how would we get it to himThat's easy, drop it off at an inconspicuous location he may reasonably reach(Don't let the coppers see ya or they might think you're dropping something off for ngubu and company lol)
>>84056837>step wifeLucky bastid
50,000 British doctors leave.50,000 Indian deliveroo drivers arrive.Net migration is zero, yet GDP, productivity and social fabric all decline.
>>84056866>more mechanicsNot always a good thing. Liked the rhythm of high level OSRS combat I did, not as simple as it looks
Cam on ngubu*bang bang bang*
>>84056691There's a subreddit called deadbedrooms for people stuck in sexless marriages and they're all utterly miserable. Does give me a good kek seeing all these sexhavers who would probably call you incel now crying because it's them who isn't getting any sex
>>84056888You make a good point. I do sometimes go on OSRS but not plans to max or anything anytime soon.
>>84056705i had one of these friggers.
https://x.com/RamAbdu/status/2028511565952012455>Here's your (((good guys))), bro
>>84056801call me an unc if you must, this is a good laff in a 'kill Bin Laden!' Flash game type of way, BUT why does the joke extend to actual paid DLC? i don't want young'uns thinking this is normal. irony ends when payment begins.
>>84056940Army base near me has been firing their guns on the range like crazy, non-stop all day today, it's maddening. I guess they are gearing up to get involved in that war we are not involved in.
>tiktok.com/@whitehouse/video/7612801539761130765>They've uploaded this at the same time the girls school victims were being buriedThese ZOG ""people"" are actually demonic
Only war I care about is Warhammer. Won't be going me, dun feel like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kcziXoII0I
Might just have farted meX
>>84056973I say we round up all these Israelis, MIGAcucks, and mudshits and spark 'em.
>Oman's FM saying the iranians agreed in principle "to never enrich weapons-grade uranium" the very day before they were attacked out of nowhere by the baal/moloch worshippers after this breakthrough in negotiationsDisgustan innit
First level of the side quest comple, I found the fabled egg. Now I start the 2nd level, wait till easter to open it for anon.
Sparking out mongboys
Spanking mongboys
>>84057064OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT OPEN IT
>>84057064I failed the quest, and chose the wrong egg.Luke skye porker.
>>84057050Yeah but I could say I am never gonna goon again but I know full well I will do tonight.
>>84057088I failed anon. I might have enough to try at another supermarket next week.
>>84057050Yep, proper dodgy those jews are. They didn't get kicked out of past civilisations for no reason.
Imagine having regular sex with an attractive woman
Wofvefe o'clockington, is it notX
>>84057095>>84057105NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (4.00% content).
>>>/int/219680671It seems the little lad is back
>>84057151No one cares little lid stop trying to derail all the time x
>>84056966>paid DLCGrim. Absolutely grim. Additional paid content is a jewish invention and should be called out. Good work anon.
Bit constipated-looking innit
>>84057151You're an obsessed FREAK. Get a fucking life man.
>modernity.news/2026/03/01/migrants-filmed-catching-and-butchering-swans-ducks-in-uk-and-ireland/Part and parcel innit
>>84056801That was on last year. Good fun. Waiting for the battleship style game where you have to bomb the illegal boats.
>>84057195Not on that, feel bad for the animals.
Love those hyperlinks where you can just click on them. Dont have to fanny around copy pasting from a bot post.
>>84056837They haven't made it illegal yet. It's in the same bill as choking in porn.
You can still marry yer cousin tho?Asking for a brother.
What about mother in law porn?
Ay yo, is it true you limeys cant want over your step mom, but can fuck and marry your cousins? Still kin, with the same blood. Y'all are freaky af.
You can legally shag your cousin but not wank about it
>>84056718>penguin Beanie Baby from the late 90s.Piccy off this?
>>84057247What if she sends a booba pic to cheer you up?
Got a PhD in Uncology me
>>84057168>>84057188He's been at this since at least December, longer if this is just yet another seethemong sockpuppet. In that time he could have walked to Sunderland, found HHL and 'sparked' him out. Why hasn't he why is all he can do is talk tough on an anonymouse anime forum?
My phone fink pigeon is penguin
>>84057254That's a 5 year prison sentence
>>84057258I think they're two different mongs, you've got seethemong and obsessedmong, both get each other riled up over helpermong and then pretend play fight about it.
>>84057204for me it's setting the <font> attributes to make it blue and underlined, so it LOOKS like a hyperlink, but.. dohoho~
>>84057288All three need culling as a matter of urgency
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/iran-rejects-us-excessive-demands-next-talks-scheduled-wednesdayThe chutzpah of itIncredible innit
>>84057195>greentexting a link for what purpose
>>84057303Yeah, I'm not clicking that shit.
>>84057095I thought these were the normal eggs, asda is charging 6 quid for one of these? Fuck all that
>>84057323Don't they have a smart price loyalty card or something? My sister had a morrisons card, only paid tree fiddy.
bought a month of OSRS membership lads x
>>84057316But more importantly, you cant click it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_voterhowling at this
>>84057367I've never played it, but heard its good. Might as well get the membership if you play it a lot.>>84057296I'm too thick for that.
Trump comments on starmer:>he's not Winston Churchill Meaning the Jews dont control him. It's his love for young Ukrainian rentboys, it's too strong. Whoever controls the supply of young Ukrainian rentboys controls keir. We all know this. Guessing the jews dont run the young Ukrainian rentboy racket.
>>84057367That's good, you should use it to play RS3 instead, though.
*wishes rentgirls existed*Imagine it, birds out there selling their holes. Corr amarite.
tech wizards:Sky just texted me saying they're putting fibre in the street, and i can be upgraded to fibre for free, if i tap the link to arrange an engineer.now, fibre might all be fast and shiny, but i am agoraphobic which means i do not like strangers entering my home. so i'm fine with my internet as it is. but my concern here is: if i DON'T let an engineer come in to install fibre, will that somehow ruin it for my neighbours who DO want it? or can i stay cosy with my copper cables?
>>84057403oh my goodness i'll imagine the decision to include that little preamble caused quite the ruckus.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_sexermakes me laugh, this. some wagie is a professional chicken sexer. they'll never live that one down.
Stuffed crust oven wizza for din dins. Oh aye x
me? signed up for some 2007scape game.at some point it started demanding a Discord sign-in. even before this ID bollocks, that was an insane ask for a website. like when moot asked everyone to sign into Facebook Connect for 4chan 2.at the end of the day, i am not playing the 2007scape game. you overask, you come last.
>>84057463what kind lad?
>>84057484Turkish style x
>>84057434>will that somehow ruin it for my neighbours who DO want it?no, a techy basically has to run a wire from your house to whatever pipe or main thing they have going on, also while fiber is nice, its pretty much always just fiber from your house to the distributor, the main connections between the distributors are generally still copper cable
>>84057434You can skip fibre, mate, and it won't impact your neighbours.Fibre is laid and makes its way towards the phone poles, it is then split and you can see the black device that's attached to the phone poles. They amplify signal to the house/flat and also act as the E-sides for the telephone side of the service, the D-sides are usually at the exchange, though exchanges are being replaced so the fibre D-sides will be in a fibre cabinet somewhere near your street or in your street. Sorry to ramble. TL;DRYou can keep your internet on twisted pairs, copper. It will be many years before it's totally phased out.
>>84057473you've done them, lad. devs will be proper fuming.
Might go shop for a big bag of goyslop if that's alright with you
Popping into The Swan and asking for a non-alcoholic beverage in 10.
>>84057579>non-alcoholicAny reason for that?
A pint of your daughter's warm piss please Paul, keep the change
>>84057593I don't drink alcohol as I have addictive traits in me. Plus it's not good for my health.>>84057594Lush.
I was hoping it would surround her with lots of Indian men with roses. It's not playing ball sadly.
>>84057512I am an actual highly qualified network engineer, like a smarty pants, 15 year career history make decent money and have supported large enterprises and banks and political parties and whatnot. I think what you're saying is probably right, I've never heard the terms E-side or D-side before. I know PE and CE for provider and customer edge and in my Cisco trainings I think I came across DSLAMs. BUT it's worth mentioning that I've never done isp work, once it goes through the router I've got fuck all knowledge about the logistics of it. Weird how silo'd knowledge can be. A mate's brother works for an isp and though we basically have the same job title of network engineer I haven't got a fucking clue what it is he does on a day to day basis and vice versa. Stick me on a firewall, switch or wireless and I'm golden, once it leaves the customer premises I'm a scared little kitten. Not really sure what my point was any more, I have been self medicating somewhat this evening. Anyway, yeah no need to worry, they can fit fibre in your building without sticking it in your flat. They probably won't put fibre actually into your flat, it'll usually be copper or co-ax. Virgin I think are sometimes the exception here, but I don't really know, again I'm not sober and I'm not an expert in this bit of the field. The point is you don't have to worry about it. Why don't I shut up?
You know what I hate, how you can't doomscroll FB anymore on PC unless you're mouse is directly over the main feed. Useless cunts.Same with youtube removing the sort by upload date feature, silly idiots. Pro tip for that, add in this at the end of the search query URL &sp=CAI%253D
>>84057512NTA but, alri lollers. Be back home tomorrow or the day after (yeah I've forgotten what day it is), not even played the ps4 at muh mum's, just been listening to classicfm and or radio3.
i'll bet all of you bastards are nicer in real life you soft twats x
>>84057625I had to delete my Facebook and Instagram because they were making me too angry. I'm annoyed I can't get rid of whatsapp since it's so ubiquitous and every group chat anyone creates is on there so I can't fully escape the zuck. Although maybe it'd be nice to not be involved with what any of my family and friends are doing
>>84057660I was thinking about this exact thing earlier, how fucking horrible everyone is and how the world is riddled with sociopath lunatics, and then everyone you meet in real life is just nice and relatively normal. It's some kind of phenomenon, I'm considering trying to write a book about it, working title is "why is everyone so horrible online?"Reckon I could get on Richard and Judys book club with something like that.
>>84057660Not really. I love baiting rozzers on night walks.
>>84057434Yea I went through this with Sky last year. All they did was disconnect the open reach phone connection and install a ONT box on the wall for the Sky Max hub. I'm no longer limited to 75 Mbps, but that's about it
>>84057660bet they are toobut this place has become hundreds of times worse since the scamdemic
>>84057671>everyone you meet in real life is just nice and relatively normalOn the surface maybe, most people (normies) are two faced snakes looking for any way to fuck you overt. wasted my life in an office
Corr, livin da life.
wonder if he's garn beehive to watch the wooty or commandeered the big telly in the common room
>>840575124 years ago openreach installed fiber to my door, nver switch it on, 2 months ago they ripped it out did it again. Openreach page was "were working in your area" engineer said it'd be on in a month now openreach says "we have no plans to bring fibre to your area"fucking state of them.
Mumberg pissed me off not long ago. Telling me not to each too much of the cake she made as I was cutting myself a reasonably sized slice. Chucked it in the sink and stormed off back to the upstairs. Won't be fucking having any now. Had to fucking start something.
Me? Gonna be near the beehive next month, but got more important things to do, mainly good to Holy island and beach combing on Whitely Bay (*hopes his legs don't give in*).
Guys do anal one time and start rinsing One Day Like This by Elbow.
>>84057720She sounds fit, is she single?
>>84057708State of that wallpaper mate blimey
>>84057708You in your grans gaff or what?
>>84057708Get yourself an OLED TV lad the LCD backlight bleed is abysmal on that display
Wonder if he'll start going down Sanford Lane now that the weather is improving
>Award-winning rapper Ghetts has been jailed for 12 years for killing a student in a hit-and-run collision in north-east London.>The 41-year-old, whose real name is Justin Clarke-Samuel, was sentenced at the Old Bailey after he previously admitted causing the death of 20-year-old Yubin Tamang by dangerous driving.>The court heard that Clarke-Samuel had been driving at more than 60mph in a 30mph zone when his BMW M5 hit Tamang as he crossed the road. He failed to stop at the scene.>the defendant had 12 previous convictions for 27 crimes from the age of 16 including robbery, aggravated vehicle taking and driving offences.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgjn1rpwn7o12 years for killing a man. Will probably be out in 8
>>84057511>>84057512>>84057693>>84057624thanks everyone! really appreciate it. another comfy situation where the solution is to do nothing.
>>84057748He was drunk, high and on cocaine also as I recall.Nigga just cant catch a break.
>>84057734No she's an unhealthy big girl. Very controlling.
>>84057748Mental, he left the crime scene too, wonder what will happen to Tim Westwood
>>84057624>I am an actual highly qualified network engineer, like a smarty pants.Same, worked for ISPs too and know the architecture. E/D-Sides are an old terminology used back in the twisted pair copper days, Virgin still used them since most of the cable was coax with the lions share of fibre being at the headends and between switches. i'm not even 100% sure they use the same terminology for E/D-sides now we have moved closer to having 'fibre networks'. Biggest fuck up you've made. We're all mates here, hahaha. For me it was ~ controller cable interface x/y/z shut And I was in the wrong router and took out half of Wales haha. >>84057648Hey up mate! What's going down at your mums, are you house sitting or just taking a break from being at yours. Did you find any more evets to attend when you go on your holibobs?>>84057712That's nuts, did you have a fibre box inside your house too?
>>84057741Wouldn't be my choice, or if it were, I'd cut out the leaf pattern and gradually fade them to make a kewl pattern on the adjoining walls.
>>84057748White men being jailed for 20 years for historical sex crimes pre-internet with no evidence (other than maybe victims crying in court and making up a good story). Makes you think doesn't it how the system is fucked.
>>84057761still on the self improvement arc lad?
>>84057760>fibre boxno it's outside my front door, the street has fttp other properties on the same green junction box has 1gbit through bt backbone, viring offer 1mbit and below through their own cables. I'm in the suburbs of a major city, the exchange is 1km (by wire) away.Im fuming
>>84057761So what you're saying it you don't have your own place and you're drinking, alone, at your mums? Yikes.
Ain't nee such thing bout no World Wars 3
Just had a nice worm filled bumsesh! Nice load of jizz down a wormy anus! OH AYE!
>>84057748>Yubin Tamangnah, have you?
Special relationship in tatters. Not right. Not right at all
Wonder what shade of brown their skin was.
>>84057744My mum's, she is grandma tier.>>84057746Doesn't matter for my mum. I only use a bog standard monitor at home, so my taste is similar enough.>>84057760I'll probably only be capable of doing those things, and I wouldn't mind looking at that blythe battery museum (heard they have the world's first rechargeable 9v battery).Beach combing and holy island will be enough for me. Last time I went beach combing on the east coast I found what could possibly be amer. Got an inclusion in it as well, looks like a blade of grass or something growing on a tree. Would love to get it checked and tested, but fugg knows how or where to do that.Found an old pic.
>>84057813What'd they do? Rape her in one bush then rape her in another?
>>84057801>worm filledEwww.
on that garage rock revival grind xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE
>>84057781I don't own my own place no, I'm renting. And yes, I'm dog sitting, and enjoy a drink. Everything I do, I do alone. *heads off to the kitchen, alone, to get a single solitary packet of cheesey watsists, to eat alone*
Good din-din this was XSating, even, arguably
always loved the music video on thissong is class too xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM
>>84057862Aww boohoo me n muh family are stuck here, n gonna die, waah waah. AT LEAST YOU'RE WITH YOUR FAMILY YOU SELFISH BASTARDS
always had a big crush on karen o any lads the same? xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGNHQKeoSGY
Not racist, just don't like darkies is all
not racist or anything, i just want to slowly choke the life out of a mayo monkey.
Imagine the noise shippy makes when he ejaculates in a prime fanny
>>84057904Even the sexy one's?
Might put a cheeky lill kinoberg on X
On the wuds me. Fuck Leeds x
>>84057930watch dogtooth
40yo lad goes round filming police and people in distressing situations. What causes this behaviour? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STM5ADbSq4k
>>84057912What you got against albino orangutans?
>>84057801What da fluff O____o
Very kewl video..wonder How different ist uk plugs https://youtu.be/1tfvtJyucHc
>>84057750Sorry I missed this post, I was a bit quick off the mark reply to the other lads. I'm glad you're happy with the answers you got, mate. Panic over! I laughed at your file name, nice one! Do you have ADHD, it would explain how some of your thinking and logic works. I have always made allowances for you in your logic because I thought you were always high. Sorry if I misjudged you. >>84057779I don't get this because BT own the fibre and other cables, such as fibre and other ISPs get to use it due to some regulation I don't understand. >>84057817Secure a couple of vapes and you could spend all day beachcombing, and time will fly by, mate. That looks like amber to me, it's the right colour and has an inclusion, as you say. So have you done zero vidya since you've been at your mums, not even to test your controller?
>>84057919I bet it's, woohoo oh yeah proper love it I do me.
>>84057919he won't be doing much of that in prison
>>84057931Garn on the vodka laters? Classic wednesday wiss up on the cards x
Pigs are right nasty psychos taking peoples friendly dogs away.
>>84057972If he's in prison why is he posting on discord?
There's a theory floating about that the Ayatollah let himself + his family get whacked by ZOG during breakfast on purpose so he could appear as a martyrmaxxer within shia lore, he seems to have achieved this already from beyond the graveThese persian Aryans really are playing 10D chess with the jews here
we have Crosslad, we have Lollers, i have ketamine, it's a wonderful time.not saying i make good choices, mind. but i dunno, sometimes life can be aaaall right.
>>84057979Smuggled a phone in up his loose arsehole
>>84057950Experiment for you to try lad
>>84057987One is a downie the other a literal unironical paedophile and ket is a shit drug
Why aren't you lads joining a book club? Seems like the lovely british roses really enjoy literature.
>>84058013I never remember books after I read them
haven't read a book in over a decade
>>84057960virgin have their own cable and fibre network here
>>84057960Going to order 2 (maybe 3 just to make sure), and need to get a new nicotine 1 as my last broke. I might only have a couple or 1 hour in me, depends how long it takes the leg to start spazzing out (be limping good after 30 min, so it's just how long I can take it)No not done anything, been a bit glum thinking about a lass, walked the dog and got drunk and stoned. Washed my mum's garage door, and tested a cordless jet washer (shit tier), and had a look in the loft, she had wasps up there last year and there's a big nest (not in use) that needs taking down. Bit tricky to get into (even for a normal functioning person), but i want to get in and have a look. Need to wrangler some boards about up there tomorrow as it's not got a floor, and work out how I'm going to get into the space (getting out should be the same, but will have to see, probably be more clumsy as I'll be tired and probably annoyed).
>>84058039>haven't read a book in over a decadeBased
Have never read a book. Too many video games to play.
Average household income is 36,700, but the government spends an average of 45,000 per household(!).You know honestly I'd rather opt out of the government program and just get the 45k directly into my account each year. Would be way better. I do not even come close to receiving 45k worth of government spending each year. Mental.
>>84057960>I laughed at your file name, nice one! Do you have ADHD, it would explain how some of your thinking and logic works. I have always made allowances for you in your logic because I thought you were always high. Sorry if I misjudged you. bahaha mate that's so funny to me dude. yeah i'm a bit scatterbrained but it is what it is what it is.hope there's no hard feelings wrt recent OCD chatter!
>>84058089All ends up in Somalia in the end
I don't even play vidya any more, all I do is wank.
>>84058089>I do not even come close to receiving 45k worth of government spending each year.You do its just not cash
>>84058092Pretty much.>>84058096Nope, not even close. It's the bottom quartile that eats up the majority of government spending. People who spend five nights a month in a hospital ward, people who have arrest records into the double digits, people who talk to civil servants four hours a day and have three social workers. I can't even remember the last time I went to my GP.
Just took a shit me
Nooooo so grim wat is wrong wiv ppl n__n https://youtube.com/shorts/hrjuZI4fqX0
When i ws drunk af last year or year before when mam was on holiday in a Really happy mood(alcohol) i pulled the plug out for the microwave while it ws still on I microwaved something. Nd i was just like *not paying attention* *yanks it out while its still on* nd everything in the whole house went aff I was scared. The funny thing Was I ws listening to this song:Emma Bunton & Robbie Williams - 2 Become 1 It was actually a really good day up until that Point.But I jst flipped a few of the wee things in the cupboard nd it all came back on. I ws really really panicking for a min tho. If it had been at night time might have been very bad.
Will you be sleeping with a woman tonight lads?
What i hate is this. Whenever my mam goes on holiday is when smth goes wrong with the house. Bathroom pipes.Boiler.Kitchen sink. Meaning that my step dad will believe it was me that broke it.
*informs wops she has a bee on her cunt and swipes at it*
Ed Miliband is currently waving through a plan to PERMANENTLY decommission our fracking sites.The fracking sites contain enough energy to power the UK grid for decades, but the plans to flood them with cement will make them permanently inaccessible. This cannot be undone. Once it's gone it's gone forever. We are run by genuinely evil people.
phwoar interesting british phenotype that.
Mumberg is watching that show about the autistic doctor. Some keks to be had. House was better. Dr. House WAS autistic.
>>84058182Its not fracking right ! Isy fracking out of order
>>84058182so what? it doesn't affect me
>>84058180Wouldn't mind spending a day out with wops going to all the cex shops in the county.
>>84058141Int 2 become Juan the spice gurls?
>>84058141You're doing good lad. I member when you fixed the boiler pressure. T'was a good day.
>>84058284That's AI tae look pal, as the Scottish say.
>>84057979>is he posting on discordpaedocord, is it?
>>84058284She's all but given up on her channel it seems
I can only imagine how great her customer service is working in retail environments. Don't know why she doesn't model or do something like onlyfans. Surely that can bring more money in.
I bought a house
>>84058304Fanx haha <3 It ws low water pressure.When u flip a wee thing underneat it goes back up.
Bed is calling me.Going to answer that call.Vast amounts of sleep.
>>84058350Rimmington?
>>84058285Aye.She recorded it again a few years ago.Baby spicen_n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKcPPcjIOko
>>84058314Yeah, it makes her look much better and feminine. She's not doing herself any favours dressing in baggy clothes and football shirts all the time.>>84058326Yeah shame. Maybe she is realising collecting and trading curry stained vidyas at cex isn't all that sustainable. It's a very autistic interest imo. She'd be much better off doing general vlogs like holidays and days out.
>>84058369she should do more vlogs with thomaslad
I'm changine my name to "Night Pain"
Hate seeing youtube girls move on when they realise they just can't make much from being a youtube star. I don't get it. Some are were quite pretty.
>>84058390She isn't attracted to him and he's probably a bit autistic for her. She wants breasts not dick in her bed.
only nasty fucking turkish bitches spoilt by daddy persist with making videos. can't stand her entitlement complex.
>>84058403Ok, I'm going to bed, night night, night pain.
>>84058390Now he's a real fucking OG autist none of this new wave autism
>>84058441Goodnight bed traveller
>>84058445He's got the full series of Thomas & Friends on DVD and an impressive collection of thomas merch and funko pops. Pretty basedhttps://youtu.be/ZEyPNSvE0gQ?t=1392
did you lads know a single lad who actually liked the libertines? band for girls that.
Wish I had a nice GNU/Linux girlfriend to go for walks through the woods with. Enjoying the sounds of the distant birds, the river flowing and leaves crumpling under our feet. It's a shame I don't live in a more geographically diverse continent like North America. Britain is depressing.
Lmao fuck Leeds x
>>84058515It really is grim how cringe young men are. He needs to grow up and stop using the sunflower lanyard as an excuse for his childlike interests.
never paid my tv licence, never will
>>84058417are you having some kind of vicarious lesbian fantasy here?
disgusting what you lads did to HHL.
>>84058558He got a disability lad, just like Sean x
What are you masturbating to tonight neet loser incels?
>>84058569Is he a nonce as well?
>>84058545no woods where I live just endless new builds roads and farm land. All covered in litter
>>84058571something on /gif/. i'm a simple man.
>>84058571Nothing. I want love not a crywank.
>>84058571Had 2 wanks today, can't remember what I nutted to, hopefully a female
>>84058558kek there's lads in this thread in their mid 30s who still do this
>>84058571beautiful lassies getting fucked in the arse
>>84058571Miley May, simple as x
>>84058560Same lad. Gonna be gutted when iplayer becomes subscription/tv licence linked.
>>84058560Top lad. I keep getting letters from them I even got one in a pink envelope the other day the crafty bastards. It said they were going to come to my address the day prior (post must've been late) no one turned up though. I'd spark 'em if they knocked anyway, won't catch me funding paedos at the bbc.
the house ghost (my past self) has left me a line of ketamine
remember some lad on the uk politics subreddit saying the country is too crowded and needs to be allowed to decline in population and they were all laughing at him calling him naive about economics
Sunderland 1Weeds 0How it should be x
>>84058629Normies will never learn and to be honest it is too late to do anything now anyway with the state of the UK.
first and only football match i attended the opposite team made up a chant about me being a paedo. never doing it againthere's no room for sensitive lads in football it seems
>>84058629If you think the "tard post bots" are bad here then the average redditor is far far worse.
Corrrrrr! Got like 13 Criterions coming my direction. Oh aye.
so what are we thinking of the inbetweeners lads?
New Chadyatollah just droppedSneed it or yeet it?
>>84058653Was going to buy some hand grip training things today then i succumbed to my general "whats the fucking point of anything" mood and didn't bother.
>>84058667See I'm the opposite. All I have is consumption and buying products.
>>84058667I bought a jump rope a few weeks ago, it's still in the box kek
>>84058663https://youtu.be/oN_7sRspK4k The best part is when he sits down and its hhl next to him
ending to marty supreme made me cry7/10 film
>>84058647QRD? Small crowd I assume? Must've been a local one on a park or something similar?
>>84057760>Biggest fuck up you've madeI've had some relatively nasty ones but nothing quite as disastrous as that. Once upgraded a fortigate that had been incorrect routing that was being saved by a bug, the upgrade meant the bug was no longer active and all the VPN routes disappeared. I had only really worked with Cisco firewalls up to that point and they don't need the routes manually added so couldn't understand why it wasn't working, tried to downgrade it and just bricked it. This was for a food company in Canada and they couldn't get the trucks out because the whole system was down. Got shouted at by the customer quite a bit there since I was the service desk manager. Difficult to bite my tongue and not just call the guy a cunt and quit. After I had handed in my resignation for that job (did like 8 years on support and had enough) I had a call from a global retail chain (everyone in this thread would recognise the name) who had some policy where they'd call for every ticket instead of emailing. My headset was acting up so I couldn't hear anything so I asked them to send an email, then took off my headset and said "just send a fucking email" but unfortunately they could hear that bit. Someone got quite upset about that but my boss was cool about it, accepted it was an accident and they weren't going to fire me with a week left since they'd just be fucking themselves over. Have seen another guy take out a high frequency low latency trading firm for a whole morning, and a bad design bringing down a large estate agent chain for almost a week, but luckily not my fault. All fun and games innit.
how do you guys meet new people? i live in some shithole in somerset and work from home so i basically don't get any opportunities to meet or socialise with any people and only really talk to the people i play wow with. but i basically have no friends aside from like 1 person that i met on a different board but she lives in australia so there's few opportunities to hang out. i feel like i'm even more dysfunctional than the average robot.
>>84058686We call it a skipping rope Yank lad
>>84058676I did buy some basic "Learn Finnish" books on the weekend one arrives tomorrow, it's a literal childs book with pictures, im that bad at language learning i need kids books..https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/8366011089?
Went to a Sunderland game but the spacker in front of me had a really long neck. Had to spark the mongboy out so I could follow the match. If I had to describe him I'd say he was a mong and a boy.
What is unc cooking
Yeehaw got me a jump rope partner
>>84058711Well you have 1 more friend than I have and it's a female so get in there de lad go down under oh aye
What do you lads think about online friendships, like friends you make on MMOs or FPS games? Waste of time?
you can change, britfeel
Skipping rope sounds like a little girl thing
>>84058738made friends through serious half life 2 roleplay servers over the years. we still talk even though some of them haven't played it in years
YEEAAAH UUTUUUUUBEEERRZZZ https://youtu.be/5OqHM7D2HS8
>>84058711I literally have no idea lad, I wish I did. I have some friends but we're all in our 30s and 40s so don't see each other that often. Every now and then one will get a new partner and we'll get introduced to them, then sometimes they break up and they disappear. One lass had a really nice girlfriend but dumped her and got a standard boring dyke one who I don't like.
Just had a bumsesh with a proper fatty batty boy. Shoved my sausage toll in his pudgy pastry and shot me mayo grease all down inside! Corrrrrrrr!
bipolarberg raping my arse
>>84058664Isn't he already dead? Or is he number 3?
Bumsesh with Daddy Greg
Bumsesh with waa waaaaaa waaaaaaaa
>>84058663really comfy series. i remember at the time thinking 'this is just Peep Show for teenagers', but as a cynical adult i could say Peep Show is just Withnail and I for plebs.the 2000s were the best time to be a teenager. we were in the sweet spot, technology hadn't ruined the world yet.
>>84058711Why on earth would you want to do that, people are horrible.
red rooster or boost lads?
>>84058889Euro Shopper x
BPM RED MEGA SUGAR
>>84058663Never watched it, when it came out I was already out drinking and trying to shag girls so a show about people doing that wasn't really very entertaining. I think if I had watched it I would have enjoyed it, but since I never did I missed the boat and then don't get nostalgia for it. I've seen bits here and there and thought it was fine, like most sitcoms of that era it was pretty lowest common denominator. As you can tell I'm very smart.
miss the day of 35p energy drinks/isotonic drinks
>>84058739Yes, I can change, I can changeI know I've been a dirty little bastard
>>84058768Grim this lad. My take is that if you lose your high school friends it's a bit difficult to make new ones. Making lifelong friends comes from years of dealing with shit together, like you spent years with friends in school. It's kinda hard to do that in your 30s. I even find work colleagues superficial. Like you can go and have a pint with them and chat shit but it's always kept at arms length. I sacked my high school friends off in my early 20s and I've been alone ever since. 34 now.
>>84058917that's fair enough lad. what sitcoms do you like?(insert your own inb4s, i'm being sincere ;_;)
>>84058936HEYYYYYYYYY SATAN!
clarting little battyman
Might put on a kino before the libido strikes again.
Big one this is xhttps://youtu.be/8wRW57nBLMI
The foid doesn't like the average normie man. What chance do you have? Don't even fucking stare at a woman and make her feel uncomfortable.
I don't even reckon my cex membership is valid any more. Haven't used it since like 2010.
>>84058889LSV for me back in the dayBut you don't see it anymore really.
>>84059134I traded something in a few years ago and it was still on their record after like 10 years they don't delete shit
>>84059162Isn't that bad for GDPR? I have the little red card thing somewhere.
>coworker and myself literally like 99% of the same shit>the same music>the same video games>even the same fucking JRE episodes>make plans to hang out for the first time>we do>literally dead, no convo whatsoever>make up excuse, leave early after 2 hourswhat the hell is wrong with me ?literally how am i incapable of making a friend with someone i've clearly got a shit ton in common with.
>>84059166You don't even need it he just asked my address and then I asked him what shit I'd previously traded in years ago because I was curious
>>84058571feminine trannies getting dicked down by older guys
>>84059241Lets be friends, you and me, until the end
reckon mate A is into the bumsesh?
>>84059393Corr bet she's a right filthy minx
Bumsesh with my anthro furry squirrel bussy.
GF has agreed to let me build a train set in the attic, lads. What region of the UK should I base it on?
i love how sausage dogs walk! they have stumpy little legs so every step is like a hop and it makes their whole body wobble about, its adorable
>>84059572Mam has one, incredibly annoying dog but is funny to look at
Klaus Schwab
>>84059490Sunderland train station in honour of the greatest personality britfeel ever had
>>84059609>incredibly annoying dogwhat does the little scamp get up to?
>>84059643They have a very loud ear piercing bark considering their size, it was also very mischievous but has calmed down a bit now, very very needy not like any dog I've seen before, it's like a little baby, one funny thing is they like to sleep under covers so sometimes you can't find her, always hunting for mice and the like outside and has caught some in the past, seems to be constantly driven by this inherent need to hunt which is what they were bred for I guess, she's way too agile though and I fear she's going to end up having back problems which is common with them
>>84059706sound like too much for me to handle. they were bread to hunt badgers thats why they have long bodies so the can fit in the holes and i did wonder about back problems. im not thinking of getting one i just like how they look
certain man just been sorting out
>>84059733>just been sorting outyou no good grammar did
>>84059738i've been sorting out? and what?
>>84059733You'll get sorted out alright, mongboy. I'll spark you.
>>84059746i was critizising your grammar with mockery. what were you trying to say?
I've been sorting out my collection of Thomas and Friends memorabilia
>>84059731Definitely too much for me to handle ha, their ridiculously large floppy ears are funny
awww normies asleep
me, on them Diet Cokes and zolpidems and diazepams, slinking away.mate A has night shift and tried a Ritalin so i feel like i'm speedsitting over text.gotta check on ur pals, /britfeeZZZZzzzz...
>>84059706My dog does that shit under the blankets too. Almost sat in the cheeky cunt a few times Christopher Moltisanti style. He has also caught a few mice. He's not a sausage dog, but he is getting back and hip issues in his old age. Wouldn't trade the fucker for anything though, even if he is a melt.
>>84056537Kinderanon, which packets are the most cost effective for the kinder eggs?
I steal posts from other accounts and add exclamation marks
>>84056705I had the Sonic ones!
I wonder if she thinks Ukraine are the bad guys.
If she loves cats so much why doesn't she go back to her homeland? The British way of life for her is only possible because of her wealthy daddy.
There are simply too many foreigners in our British land. Why do they all flock here? It's a fucking depressing shithole. Fuck contributing to it when it won't get me anywhere.
new lorrying place is pretty good but the last 2 shifts have been shit just because of the traffic, anyone read about that crash on the M6 earlier tonight? some clown in a luton van managed to smash into the back of one of those massive 8 wheel mobile crane things
Look at them. Pumping out sprogs every year in the name of religion. Fucking living it up in my fucking country. Fuck off. I'm the liability? No these fucking cunts are the biggest leeches. They get over 2000 grand a month just for doing nothing with their multiple sprogs. Fucking scum.
What's the point have police facial recognition vans when we can all dress up in burkas? Fucking outlaw this fancy dress.
Time to get up for work wagie
>>84061471ugh this is me but unironically, quick shower now before hopping on the bicycle
Anal hero from Newcastle
Today's agenda, lads?For me>Toil>Weights>Shave face and pubes>OSRS>Reading before bed
Got a serious case of the sharts today, already ruined two pairs of underwear and I've been up all but 2 hours.Gunna just go back to bed and pray I dont shart in my sleep x
Cat abuser from Banbury
Shoeless slug from Turkey
morning lads. made the mistake of looking up an old friend with mate A (he's always had a blog + Twitter) and he was like the local posho Tory Boy lad, a good drinking buddy but always a bit of 'a character', we fell out after some mental health issues (his end, thankfully he's okay).what is NOT okay is that he's doing really well in life, all handsome and married and travelling and still into better music than me. well, i have one thing he'll never have: jealousy.>>84060448did you have >>84056919? never understood how it worked. it's like it just cycled through 2-3 'frames' for each character at random.
>>84060690To stop racist natives from rising up.
>>84060690>>84061922don't fall for it, racists. they're weaponising your passion so you accept and encourage the sinister surveillance technology.once the burqas are off, all that will remain is a society of ACTORS. you will PLAY YOUR ROLE whether you like THE SOCIAL THEATRE or not!!
>>84061655My agenda for the day?>get high>listen to classicfm>sort some stuff at my mum's>try not to get sad
>>84061978>>try not to get sadthe actual place looks comfy, and you have a dog to keep you sane.
I'm waiting for Amazon anon to deliver my Finnish language book. I hope he appreciates me waiting at the gate for him, so i save him a bit of time.
>>84062017Yeah, but muh thoughts. She was perfect and I hurt her. I won't be able to stop thinking of her (at this moment). Just the way life is for me.
>>84062050You completed languages now, does the finnish book have your best examples in, like a cv? That was a joke. It may not have been obvious, as it was a shit joke, but it was a joke.
>>84062086Ah yeah right, of course.
>>84062017I should also say, I'll stop mentioning it on here, it's my cross to bear. You lot don't need to hear muh mopeyness each day.I'll just say 1 last time. I'm not sad and angry that I missed out on anything, it's that I genuinely hurt her. That kills me, desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eve-Pqaxmmg
Sparking out mongboys should be legalised so that we can prevent the spread of retardation
Ok, tablets time, chill for 20 then adventure time. Tiny walk today, as I dont think muh legs can get me round one of the normal walks.Think when I go on holiday this year I'll have to take muh walking stick. That sucks. Another slip on the declining health slope. Oh well, das life innit. Just tried a bit of telekinesis, didn't work. That would be a handy skill to unlock now, but alas, I can only keep trying until the day I do it.
>>84062171Are you training your mental powers in any other ways? Think it's quite important to focus your will with meditation for possibly a couple of years before trying to move stuff about.
>>84058044Virgin doesn't have to legally share their network or ducting with other ISPs. >>84058050Good luck jumping in and out of the loft mate, I hope you at least have a ladder. Whatever you're thinking about this lass, positive or negative, it's not going to change how things are now. So if it's just making you sad then you're doing it to yourself, pack it in, you have enough to think about already. >>84058091I'm all good mate. There is nothing that gets posted here about me I haven't already thought about myself and beaten myself up about. I wonder how long until we have this conversation again because you've forgotten it hahaha.
>>84062186Im starting to get better at reading people's minds, and i can manipulate people slightly without them realising (derren brown mentalist type stuff, but low key). I want to get into meditation, but struggle with it. Struggling with anything to do with self help as I have negative feelings about myself, but I need to start doing it more now due to bad health. A long slow journey.
>>84062195>Virginiirc it was Cable-tel or something here in the late 90's that dug up the roads with bt and laid ducting, now Virgin bought them in the 2000's? and got access to the underground pipes, there's an agreement so more pavement didnt get dug up that openreach would also use the same pipes.That's my understanding, also, good morning.
>>84058706That's fair enough bricking a router, and different boxes have quirks. There are some Motorola routers that you need to reapply the config to each card once it's been bounced. >"just send a fucking email" HAHAHAHA. Crikey, I would have been mortified. Did that become a running joke or meme amongst you and your team. >All fun and games innit.It can be but for the most part as you know it's usually, Reset, Reconfigure, Reseat, Replace. Gets a bit boring without the occasional fuck up to get you thinking.
>>84062221Morning mate! You've got a decent arse memory. NTL was bought by BlueYonder and they then rented the Virgin brand, I think it was for 30 year or something like that, Richard Branson got a few million quid for using his brand. I don't know anything about the ducts, I bet they didn't do it for free if they allowed access.What's happening today, mate? What's first on your to-do list?
>>84062152>When it comes to printing the notes, it scores badly.heh.luv the Beeb, me. this is a positive but pragmatic view of some new bit of kit for the time. although the actual computer-generated music sounds terrible.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eve-Pqaxmmgthese pure wizards cobbling together a banger pop tune for the sake of a daft children's television programme #ReleaseTheDeliaDerbyshireTapesi can't play an instrument, but there's an app/program called Melodics which is the 'holy shit, finally' tutor software where you plug a USB keyboard into a computer and follow along with the tutorials. might get back into it some day, if i can kick the ket.
>>84062228not him but i went on a "crashed database" call out, we couldn't reach the machine at all from the office. The site was a large oil company HQ and their entire phone logging system was down but the PABX was routing calls fine...So I go there, go onto the CS floor and everyones PC's are working fine they are taking calls and making paper notes, they are all loudly screaming down the phones though.I go to the server room, everything seems fine and I go to the PC that handles the logs and recordings, looks ok except it's powered off...Turn it on, partially boots but the drive with the logging software on it isn't being mounted, a-ha!Tapity tap tapThe drive appears to be missing logically, uh-oh, open the case, it's physically no longer there :/I ask a nearby bod if there's an Achmed in the office?Yes!Achmed arrives and explains he knew the machine was top of the range so he took out the better drive for his PC......He'd ofc wiped it so i had to spend a few hours there getting it all up and running again.Achmed used the single braincell he had and wandered off wondering why it was his fault.
>>84062207maybe you won't become a psionic wizard but you could try a Buddhist group if there are any local. or one of those guided meditation MP3s. the spiritual aspects mind sound hokey but them Buddhists have a few tried-and-tested standards. try 'the mindfulness of breathing' (anapanasati). you follow along to a structure with counting, shit's like magic if it works for you.>>84062195>I wonder how long until we have this conversation again because you've forgotten it hahaha.cheers me lad. i just hope there's no hard feelings about the recent OCD chatter. you seen the recent OCD chatter? i hope there are no hard feelings.
>>84062195Yeah there's a ladder to get up, not much flooring up there, but there is some. None in the bit where the nest is. Done an executive decision, my mum can walk the dog when she gets back, I'll have a look at the loft, and do some tidying. Dont think I'll be able to do everything.You're right about the lass, but I seem to love mentally torturing myself over mistakes, but do know it's pointless. Going to have a little smoke then attack the loft. I'll take a pic of the nest and or obstacles I encounter, if I survive the arduous task. Or, I'll get a pic of the ceiling and the hole I created when I fell through it. Either one, should be fun.
>>84062277Oh i should add, Achmed was the login name on the drive he'd shoved in our machine.
>>84062254Yes that sounds more accurate.>to-do-listLaundry, figure out some storage arrangement for harmful chemicals and glass fragments i usually keep out (patina's, fluxes etc) I want the room to be pet-safe. Bit of window shopping for a bookcase FB marketplace, ikea etc) nothing heavy today, I have to post a letter that's about it.You?
>>84062294Not him but, ahahahahaha. But Mr saar I need top number 1 part make AI bobs and vagene pretty womans for my village.
>>84062285I think a guided meditation at home would be best for me. I'll look into it. Thanks lad.
snarfnonce the paedo's pal.birds of a feather
>>84062334Bit weird being this jelly of us.
bills are going up so it looks like i'll have to be frugal this year
>>84062318you're welcome fren.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC3J9GJqETcjust listen to this Scottish fella. maybe he's shilling something evil, who knows. set aside a portion of your day and do this shit. it's like you're pirating calmness.(this is also a direct instruction to you, Lollers.)
We are here today to remember the life and deeds of the much beloved Sparkfrog. A lid who died not from natural causes, or an equal fight but from the insidious hatred of two lads who bopped him whilst he ate.Sparkfrog was built like a keg of ale and possessed the temperament of a hungry snapping turtle. He wasn't one for long walks in the park sparking out wagies unless there was a greasy spoon cafe trekkie brekkie at the end.To Sparkfrog, the Full English Breakfast wasn't just a meal; it was a religious experience. He approached a full English brekkie with more reverence than most people approach an altar. He believed that the secret to a powerful punch was a foundation of at least three sausages, two bacon, two black pudding, two hash brown and a perfectly runny yolk on thick, buttered sourdough toast.And oh, could he punch. He was short, yes. He was stout, certainly. But he had a centre of gravity that made him unmovable and a reach that surprised many a dumb wagie. To be sparked out by Sparkfrog was almost an honour-it was a swift, efficient transition from "conscious" to the "Spark Zone" delivered with the damp thud of a master at work. His piston like frog legs delivering a jaw spinning blow that only the strongest could hope to suffer.He will be missed by many. He was a rebel with a cause. Wagies still shirk from little lids to this day.Goodbye Sparkfrog.
>>84062364Few more pennies on the leccy bill? Sorry gonna have to call the council for more emergency credit. Me mentyelf isn't good.
>>84062368you have a genuine talent for writing
>>84062364Yolo lid, debtmaxxThat vintage Thomas and Friends die cast train set? Buy itThat collector's edition of obscure Afghani romance dvds you'll never watch? Buy it
>>84062374300 quid increase in rent and i dont claim benifits
>>84062382Looks like you might have to start, fair bit of security that wagies don't get when you're a bennymong x
>>84062378You'd like to think, eh
>>84062401everything is fake =(
>>84062408It wasn't. Any writing that has a distinct prose will get flagged as AI.
>>84062401Now that is LUSH
>>84062368wew r.i.p.>>84062378>>84062401i agree, the thread is blessed with a writefren, and he MIGHT be using AI but i have my doubts>His piston like frog legsnot 'piston-like' etc.ultimately, it the result that matters. and our response to it.
>day whatever of fixing hawg>attempt to drill stuck bolt out again>its not for having it again>having a smoke looking around>notice another hole in swingarm>pack up tools and put everything awayNew swing arm purchased, cobbling together this old rusty one is getting silly, every year i need to patch it up, its more body filler than metal at this point kek
In the future, most art, books, music and teaching will be done by AI. The main jobs for humans will be in caring for elderly with dementia and wiping their arses after they shit themselves; our ageing population will fuck us.
>>84062368I'll never forget the day I got sparked out by Sparkfrog :'( I was on my way to cranktoil when he jumped out of a bush and sparked me smoove out. I didn't even mind, I truly deserved it and I got to spend the next two weeks NEETing in hospital. He even sent me a get well soon card, but according to his unique sense of humour when I opened it and boxing glove on a spring popped out and sparked me right out again, leading to an extension of my recovery. He was truly one of a kind and didn't deserve to go out like this.
>>84062415I've been doing frog-posts for years at this point. I use AI frog pictures as I don't have the time to dedicate an hour to drawing an image for a post that will scrolled over. I take some pride in my amateur writing as it helps embellish the image.Thank you for the compliments.
>>84062401wew another one bites the dust
>>84062277>>84062294You got Jeeted hahaha. I've heard similar stories of contact centres when I worked for ISPs. Taking RAM out of computers to make theirs faster, some actually taking them home for their home PC. Using the company phone to make outside calls to India and Pakistan.
BBC News - Pregnant women's brains shed grey matter to prime them for motherhood, study suggests - BBC Newshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy0d59e7wjloKek women are actually getting stupider when they have kids, love the way this tries to justify it by straight up ignoring the facts.
Job 1 completed. Did 2 tasks in 1, washed up and opened doors and windows to air the house out. Bit more tidying, and air the garage out (been smoking in there). See how that goes, then think about heading up to the loft.Busy day today. Also need to get alcohol from somewhere at some point.
>>84062434They are, without redemption, a blight upon this fair earth. (I will probably retire to N India and fuck plenty of busty pajeetas though)
>>84062429i love how your brain works, obviously the images are AI (and god knows what nonsense you typed into them) but your writing warms my day.i could become a sober, successful billionaire and i'd still be sat here smiling as i remember that time SPACCA were instigating spot checks on snack cupboards in Frog Block C.
>>84062285No hard feelings at all, I had to read in the archives. She and I are alike in our symptoms, my manifestations focus largely on death and mutilation. Sexually or inappropriate thoughts are less. There was a guy who was in a BBC news article some years ago, he would think of his own children when he and his missus had sex. >>84062286You fucking love climbing you do mate, at least 3 times a year your climbing in lofts, when it isn't lofts, it's wardrobes stuck on stairs hahaha. Have you thought about getting another cat, or are you just going to buddy up with Snarf now?>>84062307Woah, are you getting a new pet or what? Tell us more about him or her. Cat, dogs. I love hearing about the pets the lads have! Just slaving for me today, bit of vidya later. Can't wait for the weekend desu.
>>84062467Nonce picture attached
>>84062471Needs a good hiding.
First one got done big timehttps://youtu.be/PTKJHPqvzrA
>>84062467Not got many chances to push myself now. Or more I do, as I push myself daily, it's just different challenges. Got to have some kind of fun and get dirty and feel useful.I dont know bout another cat, if I go into a flat or apartment it's not fair on the cat.Snarf's home is at my mates. She'd only come to me as a last resort. I've decided I'll just help her, buy the food each month and do vets stuff if I have enough. She's in a good place. I'll be up there for a week later this month. >>84062492>Needs a good hiding.That's what the filters are for.
Booked the HAWG in for the MOT lids Its expires tomorrow but due to the unique way they deal with MOTS in N,Ireland the "closest date" i could get was the 30th may(even later if i cancel before the 30th and re book but thats another 35 quid and they catch on pretty quick to these antics) 4xLUSH de lids, its always a weight off the shoulders, not a hope in hell it would pass tomorrow kek , that fucking shock bolt is stuck in there good
its impossible to waste your life, life isnt for anything its just the state you're in right now
What the fuck mane, I just opened up tiktok and this online whore that I follow (Mia Cherry) just made the post saying something along the lines of >When my subscribers tell me they have a crush on me is genuinely like thinking a stripper loves you. Some of you need to get a gripI mean what the fuck man? I immediately unfollowed her tiktok and her two instagram accounts. I mean I'd understand it if it was a humiliation thing but bitch that was too far. I honestly thought these ethots/egirls were supposed to keep up with the suspension of disbelief. Immature bitch. I'll admit I had a bit of a crush on her but she's no Irina Shayk or Alessanda. You see that's why I like these 2000's models. They are a lot more mature they would never post something like>all the men who wank over my naked pictures in magazines and on Instagram are all fucking swine and degenerates. I'm quite wound up over this like. What the fuck way to alienate your main audience. For a career choice I'd like to be a fashion photographer but I don't think any woman is going to let me within 10 feet of them lmao
>>84062581She has a man's arse, you did right dropping her.
>>84062581dont follow e-girls its a waste of time
>>84062583yeah that's not her that's Irina Shayk and no she doesn't
>>84062605>Irina Shaykruski mutt ew
>>84062605I was just saying it to cheer you up. Sorry it upset you so much.
>>84062467A cat, i've already picked out a name if it's a kitten but i may just go for a older indoors cat that just wants to nap, cuddle, be warm and chase the dot occasionaly and watch squirrels from the window, but not until after July as i'm travelling and don't want to dissapear from their lives for weeks just after they've settled in (3-4 months it usually takes for a cat to become themselves) I did buy some stackable shelves which should take care of the problem. I have a raised area with horse tack boxes next to my hobby desk that i use as a shelf now but i cant fill those because they are the right dimenstions to fit my large phanteks tower PC and a monitor in. So i'll put two of these new ones on top side by side and store all the harmful stuff in those. I'll use to other two to store those books somewhere better as well.https://www.amazon.co.uk/Storage-Boxes-Lid-Stackable-Organizer/dp/B0DFC5DT3T/
I wonder when her dad will be back on the bbc news telling us how alcohol is great for the country.
>>84062441i've managed to make myself stupider without getting pregnant.me - 1women - 0>>84062448>heading up to the loft.sadly i can't magic away the world's wasps (i've tried) but i hope there are no longer any wasps. good luck lad.>>84062467>my manifestations focus largely on death and mutilation.damn. i'm pretty squeamish, and i've definitely become re-sensitised as i've gotten older (soz but i'm just not the /b/ edgelord i perhaps once was).is it bothersome, or is it just like, 'there'? owt you can do that helps? (i feel like i can reliably assume you've played that Song of Saya at some point, if not, give it a whirl!)>>84062539corrrr. my memory fails me, you said yesterday or the day before how it all works, but you're now safe and sound in the eyes of the law?glad it's a weight off but also, do not die. cheers.
ended up sharting my self thrice today. first two times earlier, 3 pairs of boxers ruined in one day, great
>>84062625> but you're now safe and sound in the eyes of the law?Technically yes, i done the same last year and rode around for months with an expired MOT and didnt get any trouble from the lawQRD:>MOT centres are specified government buildings in NI, not just any random garage >they overused their inspection lifts massively >3k lifts before a service, they ran them 6k+>cracked supporting legs on some>they cant use any lifts in any test centre until fixed>massive backlog This was at least 3 years ago and they still cant sort anything kek
enjoy the sunshine and cold wind on your face while you can de laads
>>84062649enjoying the sunshine and cold wind on my face won't get me a girlfriend
Corrrrrr! HMV sent me limited editions. Sometimes they do that, which is nice. Some new posters and booklets. Excited to finally watch Ebola Syndrome.
>>84062538>I'll be up there for a week later this month.Go 'ed, mate. A different setting is always good. Are you going to take your console with you?>That's what the filters are for.KEK'd hahaha>>84062539Aren't the bolts normally welded to the frame on steel frame, twin shock bikes, mate? So you can grind off the nut and pull your shocks free?
What an arrogant muppet. Saeed is a very British name these days. Always film these tyrants whenever possible.https://youtu.be/UlbIFmmKh9s
>>84062673Cool cover arts desu
visa bans for afgans. good they've been taking the pisshttps://news.sky.com/story/uk-to-impose-unprecedented-visa-ban-in-asylum-crackdown-13514914
>>84062581i feel like we're just adding layers and layers on to the old 'fancying celebrities' thing. even from the woman-o-tron point of view, there was that pretence of>John Lennon COULD be single...>he COULD be your girlfriend...>:)(meme arrow duplicity very much intended)we are not yet at the point of robot catgirl wives and i am very sorry. but what ISN'T there on the internet that's satisfying your needs? there's all sorts.
>>84062581It's bad business move on per part and would alienate the simps. However, people are fickle and would soon forget about it the next day.
>>84062617Not lollers but, laser pens aren't a good toy for cats as they chase it, but then there's nothing to "catch" at the end. Much better for them to have something to attack after the chase. A little toy on a string is good, as they get the thrill of the chase, but something to physically catch or pounce on.>>84062625The wasps have gone now. Going to be stopping here another day now, so might do it tomorrow.>>84062676Not sure what I'll take up. Might take the PC up, but it's getting harder carrying the tower and walking. Might look into a mini pc at the end of the year, easier to take about, can have it up here. Was thinking steam deck, but I want a proper 1, not a handheld with tiny screen and no keyboard or mouse.
>>84062625I have had to learn that my intrusive thoughts are from unresolved trauma and to think more about that and employ CBT to help with feelings of guilt. I have days where I won't play vidya that has gore in it, like Days Gone and I'll avoid movies with violence in too. I know you have said you have some form of training in CBT and/or psychology. Do you use it yourself, does it not work if you understand the mechanism behind the therapy?
>>84062676single rear shock lid the bottom bolt has a 8mm allen head (the stuck part) and a nut on the other end, nut buzzed off easily, just jammed solid in the other side, mount is bending with all the hammering Swingarm is fucked, new one ordered made an executive decision last nightNeed to find/buy some roller bearings and pray i dont ruin the swing arm bolt removing it and everything SHOULD be plain sailing
>>84062710>toysYes you are right, I have read that too, i just wanted to put in that even for old cats the option to be hunters if they want to i would give them. luv cats.
>>84062663I have news for you lad. Your future gf is outside.
Ok, I'm going to take the pooch forra mooch. Going to see if my sister will grab 4 beers for me when she finishes work (lives round the corner from my mum).
>>84062719Oh yeah, they never get too old for the instinct to kick in.
>>84062688Why aren't you at work, lad? It's a work day, no?
>>84062767>Why aren't you at workno one ITT works lad, why aren't you at work?
>>84062767late shift
>>84062774Lunch break innit
Perfect choon to spark a nonce out tohttps://youtu.be/eeCRBX_SZ88
>>84062804WRONGAnon already gave us one>>84056507
>>84062649you out in the woods lad?>>84062663you never know.>>84062673phwoar get in. bottom-left i think you've mentioned before? there was some imdb flame war over the title, it's exploitation!!!seems there's both a lewd and non-lewd version, bit tempted to t*rrent either just to see what the hell some filmmaker slapped together with that premise.>>84062710>The wasps have gone now. that's good. get yourself a ThinkPad (Lollers will tell you, they're great, easily as fun as a pet)>>84062713it's a very systems-y way of looking at it, but we're on the internet: CBT is pretty effective at the whole here-and-now of e.g. social anxiety, you're in a crowded place, here are some strategies.my brain's not what it once was so i wouldn't be able to deliver a course of CBT to a client as i am now (horrible idea) but it's not like 'trade secrets' where if you know the mechanisms they cease working. i definitely picked up on little bits in my own therapy or in hindsight where i went, 'ah, she's doing <x>!' but we're humans, not robots.upthread i suggested a guided meditation, have you ever tried something like that?
been looking at houses for fun but its crazy how shit most of them are yet still charge a ridiculous sum of money, even on the cheaper end of things they are just complete shitholes but its still well over 100k, 90k will get you a literal falling apart shithole thats listed as a renovation project.
>>84062877Go to right move history sales in London. You'll see 70k selling for 2 mill today kek
>>84062877Try flats, unless you have a family you don't need a whole house
>>84062921what If I want sproggingtons at some point in the near ish future? 25 but I dont want to be childless forever.
I AM LORD OF POSTKIND
>>84062930Then you move from your flat into a council house
>>84062930>what If I want sproggingtonsWhy would you want to do something silly like that lad
lovely day outsideShame every cunt within ear shot has decided to drag out the power hoses and fucking lawn mowers
>>84063019Mad that, much too early for lawn mowers. I do need to start thinking about planting veggies though, need a shit load more topsoil for the planter and I think I just need to suck it up and pay for someone to deliver it rather than driving around collecting buckets at a time. Mud is heavy.
In today's thread, Anon tried taking a magic potion which he thought would help him. Well, he found out there aren't any magic potions. And you know what? There aren't any magic drugs, either. Any time you take one from anybody but your parents or your doctor, you're taking a very big chance. You're gambling with your health, maybe even your life! Drugs don't make your problems go away, they just create more.
>>84063092Fuck off he-man I want to do drugs
Took the dog out, and managed to get to the shop and back as well, woohoo, yay me. Won't be having unaided walks for much longer methinks.
>>84062710Closest I have to a mini PC is my Pi, mate. Maybe one of the lads has a mini PC and can give you some reccomends? >>84062714'kin hell, I know the set up very well. So at this point even if you got a blow torch on it, you're going to melt the rubber bushings on the shock and that's that fucked. Is the new swing new or used, OEM or something else?
me? done less than an hour of workington and now playing left for dead 2, I call it ''wage farming''
>>84062840I'd rather have a pet, desu. Much more fun.
>>84063124new reproduction swingarm, 130quid, apparently if you call enough Honda dealers one will sell you an OEM one for 400+ if they have anyYeah already melted the bollox out of the rear collapsed bushing (which has reduced the play somehow lmao) Was drilling at it for ages yesterday but the lack of a good drill or drill bits was boiling my piss big time , gave up before i got though the bolt (and it was getting dark and mechanics in the dark is rage inducing) Rather hesitant to ride it now but it did make it home with no problems
>>84063113did you get booze?in vino veritas, that's what i always say.
>>84063192I've never once heard you say that, you're just making up personality traits. Liar liar pants on fire, that's what I always say.
Is it silly to buy two of the same hoodie? I seldom find clothing that I really love and dont hate to wear, I might buy it again for when it gets worse for wear in around a year because I know they wont make it the same in the future because clothing brands never do, or is that stupid.
So bikemong ruined his motorbike by not having the right tools and generally being a retard
>>84063197No lad I think that's a sensible maneuver. Maybe a little bit autisty but you're in good company here.
>>84063196maybe i have not said it in the original Latin, butseize the day! (that's what it means)
Just want a slim pig furry GF with a cute snout.
Like you've got your 8mm allen wrench on the 8mm allen bolt and you've got a spanner holding the bolt on the back, you try to turn it, it doesn't move. You know it's bound to be on tight because it's an important component with critical safety implications. You don't use additional leverage, you don't apply WD40 or anything, you don't consider an impact driver, you just grab the blowtorch and a drill with wood bits then start fucking shit uplollmao even
>>84062877It's because we are colonised by browns that breed all the time and have greedy landlords that go on holiday every other week. Enjoy paying two thirds of your wage to this lot in your mundane job while I stay a NEET and live with mummy. Then I'll eventually get my affordable council flat once I'm involuntarily homeless and on the mental health bennies. The only survival strategy in these times if you are an incel (can't split costs with partner).
>>84063197>>84063229dunno why this gets banded about as an autism trope, shit is just sensible.i've doubled up on some trackies that actually had waist/length sizing like jeans, they are comfy.
Were you using a tool like the left or right lad
>>84063246Rather devious there lid, devious indeed
sprog next door has been crying pretty much non stop, poor mum/dad
Stopped sharting now, but blocked my toilet from all the wiping up of the mess.So in total thats three sharts, three pairs of underwear ruined. God bless.
>>84063368whats wrong with you then, lad?
>>84063374I think what it was is that I had no money at the end of last month, only just got paid today so for the last three days we've been consuming mostly liquid things as that's all I had in the cupboard. Protien shakes really just to keep the hunger at bay.I don't feel too ill just the sharts. But I wont be venturing out today reckon it's too risky.
>>84063384>we've been consumingNTA but, do you have sharting family members?
might make a thread on /co/ about The Simpsons.
>>84063390I've said too much, just ...ignore that lad. haha. S-So lovely weather we're having right? haha...
1.04 pph ITT
>>84063281>get my affordable council flatGet on the housing list today.
>>84063402Start it with this?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772634654157622.mp4
Looks like I'll have to switch to Linux soon
Outside of London, which is rich, the uk has almost all the poorest areas in Western Europe. The life expectancy in parts of Blackpool is lower than in fucking Rwanda. You can blame Attlee or Thatcher or Blair or Cameron but having travelled around Europe and the USA I think we cannot face the real answer. Britain has a FAR more retarded lower class than anywhere I have visited. Council estate low income people in England often seem to have actual learning difficulties. The humour and mindset of a primary school child. Barely literate or numerate. They die young because they eat like shit and they eat like shit because they lack the fucking ability to defer gratification and to plan to actually cook good home made meals. They are lazy as shit. Just want to live off the dole and have a sprog so they can get dole.What the hell do we do?
>>84063473you made me put on headphones for that nonsense?no, a far deeper mystery.
>>84063496>What the hell do we do?Go to brit/pol/ to discuss, that is what you should do x
>>84063496> Council estate low income people in England often seem to have actual learning difficulties. The humour and mindset of a primary school child. Barely literate or numerate.They are also fascinatingly ugly. There 100% has to be some kind to dysgenic issue going on there. I do not know if there was inbreeding going on in the Industrial Revolution but holy shit low class British people look like shit. Their houses and streets are filthy. They are like animals t. German who visited the uk
>>84062412>Any writing that has a distinct prose will get flagged as AI.Anything with proper grammar and spelling can get flagged as AI these days.
>>84063500>a far deeper mystery.Go on then....you have my attention
>>84063496>Just want to live off the doleI want to do this as well, I dont know a single person on a wage that makes me envious, not one person and I don't live in a council estate or Northern town. I feel like a mug for working at all.
corr new thread soon luckily
>>840635721. Do you feel any shame/guilt about leeching off the tax money made by people who actually work? 2. Do you feel any guilt about making our country poorer and shitter and the laughing stock of the developed world? 3. Is there any reason for hardworking people not to hate you and want to see you work or be homeless? Why should they finance your lifestyle?
>>84063589NTA>1. Do you feel any shame/guilt about leeching off the tax money made by people who actually work? NO>2. Do you feel any guilt about making our country poorer and shitter and the laughing stock of the developed world? NO>3. Is there any reason for hardworking people not to hate you and want to see you work or be homeless? Why should they finance your lifestyle?Because they're dumb enough to work and that isn't my problem.
It will come to a point where we need to bite the bullet and just fucking cut bennies on mass. We just need to accept American style mass homelessness. Americans are rich but they have a threadbare welfare state that does not support you for long so drug addicts and mongs just end up homeless and die of a fentanyl overdose eventually. At a certain point you just have to say that this is just evolution marching on. Some people just need to be taken out of the gene pool.
>>84063557i'll admit, >>>/co/152699395 might not be the head-scratcher i made it out to be. it's probably just a reference to a film or something. maybe i could have googled it rather than bothering /co/.oh well. /co/ is full of (man)children anyway. i doubt they even know what a Simpsons is.
>>84063596> dumb enough to workIf nobody worked what would happen? No money for bennies and society collapses. People work for personal ambition but also moral duty because they want society not to collapse. If you do not care about society why should society care about you?
>>84063604Not my problem mate, there will always be enough dumb fucks to work. Sounds like you're just upset we're getting free money while you slave away, no?
Get rid of bennies and reintroduce the workhouse. People can get basic food and board in return for a solid day working basic manufacturing job in a government factory making whatever. If you can work you must. Society should not care about you if you do not care about society.
>>84063602I got GPT to answer you in the thread.
>>84063613Do not live in the uk anymore so I do not pay taxes to the uk or fund your bennies. Hand on heart, i am not trolling here, really hope one day you end up homeless and in the freezing wet cold whist you are hungry you watch normal lads walk with their family back to their nice warm home with all their stuff they bought with the money they earned from working.All you had to do was try a bit at schools and not fuck about. You will get what you deserve.
>>84063496We've got quite a long culture of strict class split, so the thickos just got thicker and thicker and proud of it. Don't really think there's anything to be done about it, just avoid them as much as possible.
>>84063589>1. Do you feel any shame/guilt about leeching off the tax money made by people who actually work?no because I work and if I didn't I hate this country, all the government do is take tax money and somehow make the entire country worse the subsequent years, all of them have done this for around 3 decades at this point.>2. Do you feel any guilt about making our country poorer and shitter and the laughing stock of the developed world?the government have no problem doing this, through paying my taxes for years I have seen it decline and become the laughing stock it currently is.>3. Is there any reason for hardworking people not to hate you and want to see you work or be homeless? Why should they finance your lifestyle?because they are fucking cattle and cant see that they are being taken for a ride every month when a chunk of their wage is siphoned by HMRC. There will be no retirement, the country will continue to fall apart, what is the point? time is the most valuable thing to have, it is worth exchanging time to better your life and community but they actively destroy this, I might as well live a low cost lifestyle and spend my days pursuing my own hobbies rather than endlessly working to have a lower standard of living in the future instigated by the powers that be. Council tax will go up in april, utilities will go up, food refuses to decrease in price yet the wage remains the same, things actively decay in real time and im sick of playing this game.
>>84063633fresh clean bread for us bennymaxxers>>84063633fresh clean bread for us bennymaxxers
>>84063627Are you Jewish? you sound Jewish.
>>84063627>normal lads walk with their family back to their nice warm home with all their stuff they bought with the money they earned from working.this is the issue with your larp, the average normal lad is not doing this, the average normal lad works, cannot afford a house, most likely cannot find a decent woman, cannot afford to fund a family and to buy fancy gadgets. I'm 25 and I dont know anyone doing this, I know one lad with a child and a mortgage and hes struggling despite working hard. Game is rigged, social contract is broken and has been for a while.
>>84063627>Do not live in the ukGood, we don't need your kind here. Got enough dumb fucks knocking around.>really hope one day you end up homelessSorry lad I am set for life in my council home, unlike wagies, I have no mortgage and I won't be getting evicted if I don't have a job.
>>84063634> We've got quite a long culture of strict class split, so the thickos just got thicker and thicker and proud of it.By that logic the upper middle classes should be getting smarter. Might explain why England contributed to science and so much actually. Something has to be done because we cannot live with a huge tumour in our society.
