Benefits Street edish
Wagefarmer reporting in. Go to work, do maybe an hour or two of medium graft, fuck about the rest of the day. Hard life but someone's gotta do it.
>>84063654As long as you're actively doing a little work as possible it's all good. No point putting the effort in when all you're doing is lining your gaffers pockets.
Sat here, 2 bed council house paid for by bennies, full whack UC (LCWRA) full whack PIP, help with me bills (mentyelf) and there's some fucks slaving away to pay rent for their bedsit kek
>>84063654L4D2 wage farmer reporting in, plant pot is firmly on the 'b' key with notepad open, no one has spoken to me since last week, haven't done any work so far. HAVE cleared the no mercy campaign on advanced mode, thougheverbeit. Will now weight lift and continue doing nothing then I will cook beef and sweet potato. Its a hard hard graft so anti benny anon will be ever so proud of me with my efforts.
who's ready for ww3 here?
any other 90s kids who used to watch the CBBC series Harry Potter? it was about some kids at a wizard school. think it had Kate Winslet in it, before she got famous.
wisdom tooth removal was moved from feb to april 17th de lidz
>>84063662My view precisely, sometimes I get bored of not working and do some stuff but it never lasts long. Got a boomer in my office that loves staying late every day and drops hints about me not doing that but he's not my boss and my boss doesn't give a fuck. >>84063677Thank you for the terminology lad, used to love l4d back in xbawx days. I tried to play it on a pc a few years ago but I was bad an embarrassed. Might give it another go one day. Keep up the good fight soldier and always watch out for boomers.
>>84063713You're making stuff up again lid. Carpe jugulum.
>>84063721>boomer in my office that loves staying lateHate that shit, I had one in my very last job used to brown nose all upper management I didn't give a fuck. Mid way though a meeting at 5? Sorry I'm off, you're not paying me right now.
>>84063721its fantastic modded, im shit so play with bots but on the harder difficulties it can only take an instance for a run to fall apart, something about l4d2 which gives endless replay ability. I have it so the hud is off and the graphics are tastefully improved, lighting, weapons, audio and physics so the zombies feel weightier. Peak kvno. Really easy with the steam workshop as well, does it all for you.
>>84063716Because of WW3?, bit extreme, it might not even happen.
>>84063713Worst witch, wizards of Waverly place?
>>84063724no no. i very well remember the episode where Ronald played a practical joke on the caretaker. turned his cat into a mouse (some very dodgy 90s special effects).
Lads on bennies hereWhat were you like at school? Did you try at school? Did you muck about or get excluded?
>>84063705Asked the dentistberg to do this for me but he said no because "You have good teeth", meanwhile the wisdom teeth have been coming in for about 15 years and pushing all my bottom teeth crooked. But I spose it just makes me more British.
>>84063772I tried to do as little as possible. Would just sit at the back and just do nothing and write almost nothing. Got away with it for months until they caught on.
>>84063772I told the teacher to fuck off and called him a paedo. Got sent out a lot. Do not regret it. Live on bennies in my comfy council house. Teachers pay me to live now. No desire to work.
>>84063772I'd say above average to be honest, never caused any bother or anything like that. Went on to get an apprenticeship and then a full time job. Then I figured out it wasn't actually worth my time when I can live the same life on benefits without working.
>>84063772I fucked about at school and live on bennies because I just want to. I do not care that much about morality and I live for myself like a man.
>>84063786> Then I figured out it wasn't actually worth my time when I can live the same life on benefits without working.But when you sign on they make you apply for a certain number of jobs and you lose bennies if you do not. How do you stay on bennies?
>>84063772Hated school because it was fucking gay and pointless. I have never needed maths beyond addition or subtraction. Even percentages are fucking pointless and algebra is just fucking gay. Remember nothing from fucking school. Let school with a lot of Us in GCSEs and I do not care. Happy to live on universal credit forever.
>>84063768No that was just the witches and it wasn't Ronald nor a cat. Lad, you're obviously running on a severe ketamine deficit, you're falling into a different reality. Best do a line to ground yourself.
>>84063797> pointless. I have never needed maths beyond addition or subtraction. Even percentages are fucking pointless and algebra is just fucking gay.
>>84063793nta but when I was on uc they never made me, they tried making me go to various pointless workshops but I always had the option to walk out if it didn't interest me which none of them did until one course said they'd give me a civil service job, which is what I do now and it feels so pointless to do so big up the left for dead 2. Although now I am doing 50kg skull crushers and I shall begin the potato process.
>>84063793That depends if you know how to play your cards right. I am signed off fully and have no commitments with the job centre. They simply deposit my free money in every month.
>>84063797>youuniornically
>>84063810How do you>play your cards right Just tell them that you are autistic or retarded or something?
>>84063818I am not going to give the game away lad, I wouldn't want too many people getting in on our way of life. Keeping it private.
>>84063824Heard that some lads just pretend to be barely literate so they just keep the bennies money flowing. Tell the bennies office that they are volunteering as well.
Sneedhaps finna go NEET chungus mode later in the year. Maybe. No bennies for me though my lids, got too much money already. It would be nice to watch the World Cup without any work getting in the way desu desu.
descaling that kettle de lids
Does anyone else here not give a single shit about morality? I literally just live for myself. Caring about others as much as your self always seemed like shit for girls. Even knew that when I was young.
>>84063798right you are, squire.mind you, i used to fancy the actor who played Professor Grouse. it wasn't the same once they changed actors.
>>84063843Me lad. I would gladly molest you whilst you sleep or sell you into slavery for 5 pound. I do not care about anyone except myself and I act solely in my own interest. That is why I live on bennies
wow a lot of genuine scum class mongs ITT, sad to see
>>84063841I never do this, nor do I do those washing machine and dishwasher cleanse cycle things that the box of bits I got wants me to do once a month. I am a very bad shepherd of appliances.
Got a text from my mum about my dad who is currently in hospital after having major heart surgery. Saw it pop up on my phone but decided to put it aside and have a three hour wank before replying. Am I a bad person?
>>84063843What turned you lad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8GDFL-cpQk
>>84063858Yeah probably a bad person for this tbqh
>>84063843nah lad when it comes down to it, i'm a softy. won't even humour some /b/tard edginess, that's just not me.if you were a trve psychopath that'd be horrendous. just thinking you're THE ONE in life, fucking hell
>>84063835But, following on from my post here, every month I desire to quit my job and just do nothing for a while and I can't seem to actually do it. This is how people get stuck in a job they despise for 40 years or whatever. It not lush.
>>84063858is he definitely alive? if hes definitely alive i suppose its not that bad
Garn leave work at half 4 I reckon, simply cannot face a full hour of not actually doing any work. And I need to go to big tesco on my way home.
*can't remember if he replied when anon asked if he got beers on his successful shop visit earlier**cracks open a can of brooklyn pilsner**oh aye's*
>>84063904Going at half past seems a bit off for me, plus going to the big shop, I'd leave now. You don't know if you'll have to fight your way through toilet roll hoarders.
>>84063918You know what lad you might be right, ought to be able to get a dogberg walk on while the sun's still out. I am forever in your debt.
>>84063833>Tell the bennies office that they are volunteering Something which I'd never do. You never know they might take it as oh you're volunteering? right, you can get paid for that somewhere else, do you actually need these bennies?Not chancing that, no way.
in an addict state where i would proper love some actual vegetables. i HAVE bread. i HAVE meat. i want some bloody broccoli, and i know that doesn't make sense.
>>84063922>I am forever in your debt.You could become a starwars kinder egg side questor, if you have a get stuff for cheaper card that supermarkets have. Pass it forward as they say. We'll tackle the logistical nightmare of getting the toy (it's a stamp) to anon if you get the yoda.May the force be wiv u
Had my sixth driving lesson today lads. Was really not liking them early on, but starting to feel more comfortable. Have a good instructor which helps.Definitely not looking forward to big roundabouts and motorways though, kinell.
>>84063971I think motorways are an advanced thing, not needed for the test. But I may be wrong.
hmmmm, yes, interesting
motorways arent on a driving test but i think they should be desu, its mad that motorways are the fastest roads you can go on and no one teaches you how to drive on them
>>84063979*dies to due to boredom*
>>84063971I had around 15 lessons but this was probably around 6-7 years ago now, still haven't got my license. To be honest, I do not trust myself to drive and I wouldn't like to put others in danger
>>84063979A touch over one post an hour is pretty low lad. I must make like ten to fifteen an hour easily across various boards. I get that's an average over the entire time, but even still, doesn't seem all that shocking if I'm being honest.
>>84063979All his sad little life revolves around this thread ha ha
Four twizzle my nizzle, I'm off for a splizzle.
>>84063977Oh shit are they really not on the test? Fair enough, seems odd but okay. My instructor says I'm ready to try them, but they're the big scary thing I don't want so I've been a bit hesitant, keep on saying next lesson next lesson.>>84063983That's exactly how I felt, but that's why I think knowing you have a good instructor is key. It's THEIR job to make sure you don't crash or fuck up the road somehow.
>>84063979Has the cheek to call others a shut in as well.>>84063990It is still grim lad. Imagine, over the course of a year, posting just on r9k, every hour. It would be grimmer reading if off trip and other boards were included desu
>>84063994What flower we tooting on chief?
Hang on, so all muzzies have to agree that sex with a 9 year old isn't bad, and that incest is a good thing? That's genuinely mental.
>>84063979Seems helpermong never leaves his boxroom either lel https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83956048/#83958898
>>84064009Is this Integration?
>>84063999Nice trips.He she they them probably thinks you're competent enough to drive on 1. I bet it'd be a great confidence boost for you. Proper big boy stuff, and you're tackling it as a learner.>>84064007White widow, Mr Bond.
>>84064009it is more wild that the government won't bat an eye lid to their behaviour and expect us to accept it.
>>84063772I was alright at school till about year 9 when I decided fuck all this, and started skipping school after a family member got a cancer diagnosis. Then for me it was like I was picking and choosing which lessons I went too, would avoid English a lot. Would go to Art, I was pretty outspoken at school got into one big fight, fucked up a kid pretty badly. Then year 10 and 11 - I dont even think I was really there. Showed up to school drunk a few times.
>>84064036Politics is rife with paedophiliacs. Bit ott, but there's some in there, and some that will hold positions of power.It's why the Pakistani grooming gangs were protected and covered up, and why they are still being ignored to this day.
We've basically had two more mini Southports the past couple of days which have received relatively little coverage. Multi-stabbings outside schools/nurseries, both done by immigrants. As depressing as it is, it seems inevitable that another will occur.
>>84064056The Pakistani rape gangs weren't covered up because Labour is full of paedos, they were literally covered up because they didn't want to appear racist. Pure ethnic bloc politics. Fucking disgusting.
>>84064062That as well, but they also protect their own.
So many stabbings now it's hard to actually find articles on the specific latest one, too many results when you search for it. This didn't used to be a problem. Quite literally in living memory this has become a thing. It's every day more or less.
>>840640582 different location of the yookay.Both times it's an immigrant.
>>84064058Ebin will do this one day I fear.
>he eats where he plays with his legosgrimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdwUNnTN-1A
The response to stabbings is never to actually try and prevent these things from happening again, it's always just to figure out how best to control the reaction to the next one when it inevitably happens.
Don't worry though, remember when the government banned 'ninja swords'?Stabbings should stop any day now.
>1990s - late 2000'sGurl power, we can do what men do YAY GURLS WE'REALL THE SAME>2001, UN get panicked about the insanity that 3rd wave feminism is about to create, they release a paper about declining birth rates (women in the workplace, CAREER CAREER CAREER) and implement an emergency TAKE THEM ALL IN paper.https://www.un.org/development/desa/pd/sites/www.un.org.development.desa.pd/files/unpd-egm_200010_un_2001_replacementmigration.pdfSkip forward to current day.*peers out of the window*Oh heck, bit scarey out there. Hope dem kiddos are ok.Now, some will look to blame women, but can you blame those who were manipulated?Who manipulated these poor creatures?Who's always trying to manipulate us?
^take your meds, dude
I reckon we make any MP which votes in favour of bringing in / housing immigrants live in these immigrant slums for a few weeks see how they get on. They would hate it and none would take up the offer.I know for a fact my MP doesn't even live in our area, and only turns up for photo ops. Vile bitch.
>lids not taking meds ITT
>>84064116Haven't seen any news reports of people being attacked by ninjas so it must be working?
>>84063910dnw me lad it was probably me who asked and i'm on that Wolumbian Wonkoly wwkkkk.
>>84064123Heh had them today. Now what?
>>84063979Kekked, what a mong.
>lids NEED to take medsA Jewish invention, desu.
Don't tell the Shia-Apus just yet but the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IRIS_Dena has been sunk by an American submarine. Be hush about this, some are still not over the sinking of the Belgrano.
>>84064143marg bar amrika
I have high blood pressure and unironically have to take meds daily
Finally ran a 20 minute 5k ladsNow whatNobody cares
the irony is, science is the real magic. ketamine is synthetic. it's as magic to you or i as plastic would be to a medieval serf.i am becoming a robot.
>>84063772I was never able to focus, even when I wanted to. I would sit down to do my homework, spend 3 hours fucking around and run out of time.Got called lazy a lot but I genuinely wanted to do the work, I just couldn't focus.Even now I'm no different, but I have a comfy email job where I can zone out and it doesn't really matter.
>>84064197Based desu. Probably best to stop there before turning into one of those annoying running people.>Muh personal best zomg.As if anyone cares huh.I used to run a lot but I stopped after reading up on things more. Too much running can be a bad thing. It stressful, it antimetabolic.
>>84064123Why, it's a perfectly fine thing to think about. It makes sense, 90's ladette's and things like segment in the city. If women are out working and becoming boss bitches, obviously the birth rate will drop. The kneejerk response from capitalists has caused the western (dare I say civilised) world has been corrupted. Traditions lost and natives of a country are fearful, all because m-muh businesses n crapitalism w-waa waa.Might be a bit bonkers me, but it doesn't mean I'm wrong.Death from a thousand cuts, or whatever. How many times have we been cut now?
might use AI to upscale /britfeel/
>>84064256please fix it so that the lad who cleverly deconstructs everything has a happy life.not sure what'll sort him. house, wife, dog. throw those in the pipeline please.
>>84064277deconstruction lid is top of the list, any other requests?
>>84064293aye, get that lad his Yoda toy. doesn't matter if it has a few extra claws, what's important is that he gets it.
>>84064197Good on you anon, I struggle to walk fast for 5m.>Now whatFind a shop that's 5km away, walk there, tell them you were on your couch 20 min ago, then walk out without buying anything, and ring a taxi to take you home.Also, we'll done anon, I can't walk briskly for 5m. You could set yourself a harder test? Try 1 of those park run things. Theyre all the rage nowadays.
>>84064315Didn't realise I said the same bit twice. Sorry thread, I am retard.
>>84064256Bigger bobs for /britfeel/ eh?
S'only Wednesday, lads. Didn't even have a clue. Bonkers. Halfway there wagie lids, you can do it, I've got faith in you.*checks give a motivational speech, on the to do list*
>>84064197Low key based, we all making postitive changes in life x
>>84064342dont do wednesdays me
catberg wants to cuddle constantly, cute but annoying af
>>84064363Good idea, makes the week go quicker.Only downside is if some makes plans for something on a Wednesday. What if Christmas falls on a Wednesday?
>>84064371You could put velcro straps round its paws and wear it like a rucksack?
>>84064383That's animal abuse pal, you aren't one of these animal abusers, are you?
Want to go and start cooking tea, but classicfm has some bangers on.*remembers radios exist*Anyone want 1 steak Canadians in herby gravy ciabatta butty? Popping some chips in as well. Might put cheese on em.
>>84064401I most certainly am not. I'm an appreciate animals inna normal wayionist.
>>84064421>I'm an appreciate animalsmongboy
Had spaghetti wolognese for din dins x
>>84064434>doesn't call out wayionist At this point, I have to ask, are you a bot? I'll refrain from being rude and insulting you, but there's been several mistakes now from yourself. Questioning words that exist, missing obvious jokes.
>>84064434Good mongboy call out, we love to see it on britfeel. However I have noticed some users using mongboy incorrectly which in turn makes themselves a mongboy.
Me? I'm an active kind of guy, I like to workout out daily. Love it. You could say I'm an activebastard, I dont mind.
fucking had enough of this, at the next thread AGM we need to decide what makes someone a mongboy, there shouldnt be a grey area or room for opinions, it should be black and white, mongboy or not a mongboy
>>84064478This might be mongboyesque, but, what's AGM? The man utd sponsors?
waa waa mongboys
Anons general meeting.I get it now.
>>84064454You're reading into things too deeply, just enjoy the mongboy.jpg mate, anon does a service to britfeel no other anon could bear the brunt of.
>>84064478I suggest we have the meeting at britfeel towers, it hasnt been used in a while.
>>84064484>AGMA Gooner Meetup, suppose that means we're off to the emirates?
>>84064507>just enjoy the mongboy.jpg mate,Not wrong there, desu. But also...
>>84064514With WW3 round the corner?!?! Doubt it matey.
>>84064522Why lad? Iran hasn't bombed London yet so we should be sound at the emirates.
Advanced Gay Men
>>84064454>now from yourselfWe cannot start playing this game again lids. It's a anonymous board, who knows who is sending mongboys at any given time. I've done a few myself, but not recently.
Bumsesh Soiree booked. Large hunks blasting big chunks of spunk up my rump oh AYE. Bath being drawn and colonic being made NOW.
>i..i..its p..personality X!
i propose we make it so that any mongboy.jpg can be issued a challenge as a reversal, a gpj.yogbnom if you will.
>>84064564You're suggesting a reverse Uno tactic at play, that's fine but we must define the rules.
its been a funny old week without welper. the seething and bait had dropped the threads are slower and better for it. personalities and anons getting along. if only this could last forever
>>84064577Has to be some burden of proof you're the one who's been subject to a mongboy.jpg otherwise anyone could say it was them.
this is the issue when anyone can just mongboy anyone else, we really need some control over it
Ideally before someone plays the reverse mongboy there should be some discussion, perhaps a poster can call Shenanigans on the mongboy post in question and the britfeel council can convene to deliver their verdict.
>>84064582Not as much samefagging either lid. It has been bliss. We still have a couple twolls around but nowhere near as many since he got the ban hammer. Hope it is permanent to be honest with you x
my biggest fear in is getting mongboy.jpd'd
>>84064617I'll go one better and makes it .png
>>84064619>I'll go one better and makes it .pngmongboy
>>84064617>mongboy.jpd'd>jpdOh no, oh dear god no.
An eternal loop of mongboying going on
THE BRITFEEL COUNCIL HAS DISBANDED
recommend picrel if you're into them interactive fiction games.think there's a part where you're supposed to look in the real-life manual as a type of copy protection, but it's probably uploaded somewhere.
Pretty sure Zeus was here talking about Kes recently x
>>84064606With the amount of previous bans tied to him it very well could be I would say
Phwaor gotten up haven't iI have haven't i X
>>84064087average amerilard
Might stick a film on x
just yous wait until you notice the trap i set in >>84064564
>>84064542Same, doing 1 now on phone without an image>>84064619>I'll go one better and makes it
mongboy.gif to complete the set?
>>84064748Brilliant that lid, I make thatmongboy.jpgmongboy.pngmongboy.gifThe trinity of mongboys x
Need some wofveve soon me i do X
not feeling it tonight
>Are Ahmadinechad still alive apparentlyThank G-d innit
Mongboy got better.
They've really noticably scaled back the (((guardrails))) in GPT 5.3 now, proper good thisYou literally had to wrangle cuckGPT 5.2. into submission thru aggro prompting, this one tends to behave per default and gets buckbroken even quicker when you tell it to stop the Karen talk
SeasideZOMBOID over for a while.The devs found a security vulnerability so just flat out removed the version of the game I was playing on.Fucking 50/60+ hours gone just like that. Fucking dogshit.
Marbelin
>>84064834your fixation on this muck is concerning.and this is coming from someone who ifj ljlj yeah <- that.
>>84064826Don't like/10 Looks to modern day, and he'd be a speshul snowflake, not mongboy.
>>84064862Meat is murder lad
>>84064869I tried to make him mongier but the website says I'm compromising human dignity or something
>>84064850Give them a cheeky downthumb on steam the daft cunts
rather than fill my nostrils with filth and my mind with anything, i've decided to watch picrel.i haven't watched the Marvel films since the Spider-Man crossover one, i think? i dunno fuck it I'M GOING IN
Finally got 99 mining, Dungeoneering next
>>84064904Gz. I remember when dungeoneering came out botting was really advanced on the big client at the time and no one was getting banned because the game was dying on it's arse, anyway I botted straight to 120 and had all the mad weapons kek
>>84064878If i tasted this nice, id be ok with it.
Corr washed meself with some raspberry and vanilla gel in that bath, me ringpiece smells like a muller fruit corner oh AYE.
Pop tit.A spot.
I shant be voting next election, who tf are you supposed to vote for? didn't vote last one either
Overwhelming sense of dread and anxiety around me today. Not good like. Wondering if I've made a really bad decision that il live to regret. Brain going turbo.
>>84065030Me? Never voted, never will
>>84065030>who tf are you supposed to vote for?Me
>>84064969And welcome back, the teaser before the break was pop tit, and the clue was a spot, the answer was obviously pot tip, congratulations to those who got it at home.
>>84065076Yes you, who are you voting for?
>>84065122>who are you voting for?Me
>>84065123I think this lad has dementia, desu.YES YOU WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?
I want to suck trans girl willy
>>84065122>>84065123>>84065126thanks, but im voting nooneim conceding my vote
me? voting sexy kev
I wouldn't mind a sprogfree turkish cat lady tbqh.
Here's "women's rights" in action:>efukt.com/24617_Life_Of_An_Internet_Prostitute.htmlThis is what womemes do with their "rights" lolThis is what iranian roasties are protesting forWomen's rights = Civilizational prolapseShrimple AS
>>84065126>YES YOU WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR?Me
Stop ruining women's perfect fairytale lives by interacting with them or being in the line of sight. In fact, just don't go out, don't pay taxes because you are not needed.
I'm voting SPACCA Party again de lids. No other group cares about the frogs de lids. They going to ban single fren households so you legally have to own 2 de lids and they expanding the definition of what you need in the snack wupboards de lids to include choccie and fruit wiscuits de lids.A vote for the SPACCA party is a vote for womfiness de lids.
lads...a french gf, yay, or nay?
>>84063676Good. Let foids and immigrants work for us. They already ruined the shit country. I don't give a fuck any more. Take as much as you can or be exploited by landlord scum. You are slaves because you accept it. Nobody fucking strikes en masse. Nothing will fucking change.
>>84065245Sexy language oui
>>84065216It's so hard being a woman, it not right :(
me? playing delivery inc but only hiring black people to deliver food on push bikes to make the game more realistic
Grim boxroom that.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9v079zpmvmo
Ok, off t'bed. See ya in morning pal.
Tim Curry.RIP.
>>84065305>box roomMoar like sex room*phwoars*
I don't know how I'd manage to maintain hygiene if my mum died. It's grim to think about. I just hope I am not on the streets or put in with druggies/antisocials.
>>84065321That is the grim end for us lot unfortunately lid
>>84065314Very grim news lad. Didn't know he deteriorated like this.
>>84065333I hope not. I need to get me a gf.>>84065319No one would want to have sex in a depressed person's box room.
>Spanish PM on unprovoked USraeli war of agression against iran in televised adress: "This is how humanity's great disasters start."Ruh roh innit
>>84065351Women aren't interested in us lid that is one of the cons of being on bennies
Off to the slippy inn. Later lads.
>>84065370I don't think I'd have a gf by working full time to be honest. I worked for 2 years slaving away in a grim warehouse and had no chance even then. Every one else was out there having fun and travels. I thought I was doing the right thing. Clearly not. Never again.
Need to breed before WW3 starts
>theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/04/us-submarine-torpedo-iran-warship-sri-lanka-coast-pete-hegsethKinegraphy, is it not
>>84065370They weren't interested when I was a wage slave either, bennymaxxing till I die
>>84065403Deanos will be on the frontlines if it hits the fan big time lid, us lads will be back here with the women, think about it.
>>84065351I get that feel anon, was just being silly.
Garn have some wepperoni wizza subs now x
>>84065403Corr imagine knocking up Deano's gf while he's away fighting on the frontline. Lush x
A glass of your daughter's authentic rose-scented piss please.
>>84065518tried to drink a girls piss once, almost vomited
What the fuck you can't just bar me from this York pub too you fucking tyrant.
>>84065557Downed a pint of my own piss once by accident, was a low point
HIS NAME WAS THE MIGHTY FARSHNUKE, ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS!
>>84065573an entire pint...by accident? a whole piss?
Not liking women wearing these horrendous baggy trousers these days. Looks fucking stupid.
>>84065595reminds me, have you seen how old fred durst looks these days? if you havent already seen him then dont look
>>84065620No. He is not a pretty, young woman.
>>84065584Back when I was slaving, downed four big cans of bud before bed and knew I was going to have a hangover so I put a pint of water next to my bed but downed that too, woke up an hour later and pissed into the glass and passed out again, woke up few hours later for work feeling like shit and downed the glass of piss thinking it was water lmao (it was almost clear like water) tasted off and realised what I'd done, felt like a right dirty bastard
>>84065030I'm a member of Restore, so them
>>84063969GF bought a couple of these, they were both Yodas, I got as a couple. Yoda and Vader, tonight we finally got Sexually Ambiguous Luke and RD2D. She wants to put them with my Lego Star Wars Horde.
>>84065595She has a very odd sense of fashion, it's like she hit random on the sims
Nearly burnt me wizza subs but they fine x
>>84063969You in a care home likkle lad?
>>84065691Yeah sometimes she gets it right. Other times she looks really ridiculous.
Thinking of giving up my unhealthy internet habits. For what though? There is nothing out in the real world for me. A horrible mental conundrum.
corrr what a marvellous spectacle that Fantastic Four: The First Steps was./britfeel/, you're my boyfriend i ask questions after watching a film. what are the bairn's magic powers? why was everything a montage? and can you recommend any films about a society of underground mole-men (or similar)? thank you.
>Persians aren't arya-ACK!
>>84065807I don't watch marvel slop lid
>>84065852no worries lad. i just feel like there's ALWAYS someone well into comic stuff who'll talk your ear off about it.i am here. my ear is available. WHY WAS THE BAIRN SO MAGIC???
>>84065807>underground mole menThe Descent
>>84065877The only superhero shit I like is the Toby Spidermans which you've probably seen
>>84065879oh, good shout actually. been meaning to watch that.but is there anything that's tonally 'madcap', you're just watching this weird underground world? like Super Mario Bros.: The Movie or Brazil.
>>84065951en.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_EmberUnfortunately I think it's supposed to be very bad and edgy rather than madcap. What you want to do is read the moon is a harsh mistress by pkd, pretty madcap but they're underground on THE MOON?!
I fucking hate Argies.
>>84065984>read the moon is a harsh mistress by pkd>pkdu mena rah?shit i haven't read a novel in years. i used to love novels. i loved Dick. don't think i've ever read a Heinlein besides one of his short stories.maybe i'll get back into reading. i want to read the moon book!
Going to film women outside to upset them and pretend it's just auditing/independent journalism if the police kidnap me.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Films_set_in_bunkers
What a mong. Imagine finding out your girl has been shagging another man for 12 years.
>>84066116>shagging another man for 12 years.i consider myself lucky if i can last 12 minutes!
>>84066137>i consider myself lucky if i can last 12 minutes!WEHEY!
>>84066137>i consider myself lucky if i can last 12 minutes!This is me and includes foreplay and getting undressed. :(
Silly cunts
Shall be riding out in short ordah soon X
Anyone want some Toad in the Hole?
bit of a wonky detour there as i ordered 2x gig tickets 2x times resulting in 0x gig tickets.but some Slovenian bloke has just jumped in like a hero and he is filling me up with all his seed so i can experience the kino that is about to be: City of Ember (2008).
Think we'd all pull up our bootstraps and bother to find a mundane job if we knew there was a gf reward in time. Unfortunately, life isn't like a computer program where you do something and expect a result.
Lovely persian rose innitShe could pass as a wop no questions asked
>*pass FOR a wopGot dang it's late innit X
Sick of being the only one who hasn't got a bird
>>84066691I don't like women in fancy dress. They need to show their beautiful skin and body for man to enjoy.
Sick of being alive
>>84066712>>84066723Quit pornography. It's really something you have to let go off at this point in life. You won't though. You'll just be a 40+ incel living with his aging mother looking at porn at 3 am still. What a life.
>>84066736You don't need to project, I already quit porn.
Sick of this stupid fucking website
Sick of this stupid fucking countryThe weather is shit and everyone is an ugly scummy cunt
i feel quite alright if im honest lads
Sick of you being sick of everything just fuck off then
>>84066691She surely couldn't pass as a brit, too pretty.
>>84066767Alri turkmong lad
>>84066774And a shalam marakesh to you, my brown british gentleman.
Shall be heading out now meDo wish me luck laddinghams, for i shall require same
i am a grim existence and i have no idea how to improve iti hope you're doing well
>>84066844i have a*cant even post right
>>84066844Everyone born on this shithole island has a grim existence, our whore mothers did us dirty shitting us out here
I was hungry for some digestive biscuits so will have to brush my teeth all over again, annoying
>>84066924my mother is a nice lady but other than that i agree with you. we are seen and human animals by the detached and delusional old men the rule us
>>84066924Don't know why English people insist on living in misery and doing nothing about it. They really seem to relish is.
>>84066993political participation is walled off by class, protests are basically illegal and riots are quickly crushed its a very effective oppression system
>>84067008Okay, but why do they insist in living in a tiny box by themselves, never talk to their neighbors, and then complain that they're lonely?Every English person is like this, I swear.
>>84067023The weather is shit, there's nothing outside but concrete and everyone is ugly scum so you have no choice but to stay in your boxroom here
>>84067023>living in a tiny boxour private house building industry is over regulated and public housing is under funded > never talk to their neighborsThatcherite individualism "there is no such thing as society" bollocks>and then complain that they're lonely?lonely makes me sad ;_;
>>84067060there's nothing outside, because people all insist on sitting in a box, and avoiding everyone else. It's a self-perpetuating problem.
>>84067078The spirit of my post was not to criticise people for owning small homes.It was to criticise them for refusing to go outside with the intent of actually talking to other people.
Oh and to top it off, our """culture""" entirely revolves around football and alcohol, that's it, nothing else, genuinely unironically nothing else Don't like football? Well fuck you then because that's all anyone gives a fuck about
>>84067092you can have culture without community and you cant have community if everyone is an indivisualist
>>84067103cant*fuck sake
>>84067092right, so stop doing that. Stop only meeting other people to watch mongs run around a football field on the telly, or drink booze.Americans are always having church barbecues and shit. Why don't we have that?>well it rainsFine, go inside and play table tennis or something. I don't know.
Watching police show from the 2000s. So many problems caused by alcohol.
>>84067211Road Wars was the best
>>84067211What are the best police shows in Turkey?
>>84067117I'm just going to stay in my boxroom until I finally decide to neck which will hopefully be this year desu
antalya 5-0
>>84067257No you won't. Something is holding you back and it's probably a pornography addiction or an attachment to material things.
Me? I enjoy watching My 600lb Life. Cracks me up how they narrate and edit it. It's so fucking sombre, then they drag that tiny little doctor out who calls them out on all their shite.
>>84067276used to love watching the little doctor lid on that
>>84067276I used to watch that Supersize vs Superskinny, the fats were always in mega denial where the skinnies were usually chill
corrr a cracking film that. about a society of vitamin-D-deficient steampunks who learn how to use maps.
Brother and sister arrested. Classy.
Gotten back haven't i X
Women lose control drinking alcohol. She should be at home with her kids not drinking wine in the middle of town.
Foid moron thinks she can trespass into random gardens in the middle of the night.
>>84067707Trespassing is a civil matter. They should not be arresting the foid.
>Manchester's leaders want to 'cut off the money' to Piccadilly Gardens 'auditors' that 'demonise' the city in a summit with tech giants.It's over for frauditors. No more youtubebuxx for them dossers.https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/we-want-youtube-cut-cash-33529317
>>84067309Great little kino of the time. The film score is pretty epic.
Turkish cat ladies.
Emo catfight
That is a big hefty lass. Cleavage and belly sticking out quite badly. The emo lass kicked her tuppence.
All them lasses that think alcohol is the best thing ever. Sad!
>>84067865State of that fat cow. Definitely the sort that likes a BBC.
>tfw you will never have babies with a kind and loving british roseI am now starting to feel sad.
just been surfing the web on a vietnamese VPN, it made me feel very international and trendy, gonna connect to a turkish one now in honour of my m8 ruthmong
I fucking hate my sad life. All I ever wanted was love and a respectable desk job.
>>84067939It's 3 am here lad. I am a loser British lad.
>go to mental health support site>see this>mental health gets worsethanks for nothing.
phone battery currently at 82%, should be 83 shortly
update: 83%
99% now you cunts havent even posted anything
why u start paki posting :<
>>84067825>Heddlu Welsh police. Welsh slags are the worst.
>>84068304true h8 the swansea ones tbqhwy desu
Get a fucking job bitch. Always relying on sad men. Why are women like this? Such an immature mentality she has.
The only thing men want to see is her beautiful innie polish tuppence. Not her stinky feet. Eww.
I'm amazed at the amount of females that associate themselves with feminism yet fucking rely on men still. Who's gonna pay for my feet pics? No one. Women are never going to be capable of running this world. They don't like the idea of doing real work. It actually would make them cry if they had to do mundane jobs like men.
>>84068492>Get a fucking job bitch.Why don't you get one, turkmong?
>>84068542I can't because no one hires long term unemployed mentally unwell men. Even if I got better, I'd be competing with hundreds of foreigners here in England. I'm British (white). I'll just be a bennies mong until I die I think.
What sad person is buying pictures of a girls feet with no face? Hahaha.
What jobs are there for men in England that haven't had a job for 15 years?
>>84068559But you're not on bennies rn though
What is the point working when you will never have sex? I would be paying taxes towards single mums by working.
I need a new cheap pillow, have fucked the foam one into lumps (not literally fucked) and i wake up everytime i move/turn over
>>84068603I need to get on it but mum never cares to do anything about it or me. I find it difficult to navigate the process.
Have seen/known Police to be toxic to all groups. Relative was accused of a crime despite no evidence, was arrested and let off straight away, the accusation destroyed him and he came to visit me and some off duty Police threatened him and told him they would beat him up and then get their on duty pals to arrest him for "attacking" them.Then said if they couldn't find the evidence for the crime he was accused of existed they would "find something" to make it seem he was guilty. My dad was a Policeman for a short time in the early 80's and left due to how corrupt and messed up he said it was, drugs and money kept going missing which meant cases were dropped against people, bullying was common etc.Very dodgy police in this country.
>>84068618>but mum never cares to do anything about it or meYou're a grown man, you can do it yourself.
>>84068618citizens advice or similar, they'll call you in and go through the whole thing, bring some ID if you have it for verification during the UC sign up, it just speeds up the process but is not necessary to claim. Just tell them you have problems mentally.
>>84068559>I'm British (white).How come there used to be a turkish poster on /int/ posting the same pictures with the exact same filenames as you here?
>>84068645I'm just not very good at this stuff though.>>84068652Don't have any ID. I know they'll do everything to put me off applying.
>>84068668Could just be he saved the same pics with the same filename. Depends where you download from.
>>84068672Oh you're playing the "ignore sections of the post" to continue to larpfuck you then, death to Israel.
>>84068679I'll probably just end up doing the mental breakdown route or getting arrested until they sort it out. Feels like the only way these days to get something sorted.
Ejaculating directly into the sink, saves time
>>84068675It was a random 4chan number though
Imagine having sex but no... you're not allowed and are expected to mentally function somehow. Fuck working.
>>84068885>you're not allowedNo prozzies in Turkey?
New intern has huge jugs, cant stop staring
>>84069090>New intern has huge jugs,Is she fat?
>>84069143No slim and petite, ngl i sometimes sneak off to the toilets and have a wank
Coughing like a motherfucker atm, reckon i have pneumonia
Looks like im the only poster here
>>84069212*takes the blu tac of you*
might donate my bennies to Israel xx
>>84066058Oh man I am a silly sausage. Hoisted by own sci-fi petard. No recovering from this.
anyone here starting to resent their parents in their 30s?
Lol cleaner at my work has been fired for telling an Iranian to go back to his own country after he complained about it being cold. Good news really, cleaner fucking stank.
Nice foggy morning, going to take the dog out shortly, just pop my painkillers and have a spliff, then away we go.I get dodgy looks normally on sunny days, the ick and also I shuffle and limp a bit due to MS, might get more as I limp out of the fog, but I loved walking in the fog. Good to be able to do it while I can, amarite.
>>84069346I started resenting them long before that. Now I just mildly dislike them.
>>84069347on one hand you really should say stuff like that especially at work but on the other hand this probably just made him more intolerant to foreigners
>>84069356are you open about your feelings to them or do you just try to ignore it
>>84069346Had a bad relationship with my father when i was a teenager but from 25 onwards it was good again. He died a few years ago, RIP x
>>84069377>from 25 onwards it was good againim glad to hear that
>>84068009Hearing voices in your head used to be a sign of true lunacy, but now it's chucked in with anxiety? Mental. No pun intended.
>>84069362I think the cleaner isn't all there, bit of a spacker and is always trying to be overly friendly with everyone which most people just put up with. Expect he thought it was ok and isn't actually against foreigners especially, but Iranian dude has family out there and is obviously going through a rough time. Think he's agency so he'll probably just be moved to a different site rather than fired. >>84069367Recently distanced myself from my mum due to trauma and now she doesn't really contact me. It's a good system. My dad is a tricky one because he's recently realised his mortality and has come into some inheritance and he wants to give me thousands of pounds, so I'm sort of overlooking the dislike there, although I have drunkenly had it out with him before.
Feel a bag xBeen a whileGoing on the jars in 4 hours x
>>84069395>trying to be overly friendly with everyone which most people just put up withwell now i feel ad for him. he probably was fired agencies have no leniency if you even a slight problem the'll drop you like a stone
>>84065688>She wants to put them with my Lego Star Wars Horde.Got to love the innocence and naive nature of women.Did you give her a head pat and say "it's a good job you're pretty". That's just a joke for us, never do that.Also, why are jedis always accused of rape after sex?Because they use the force.>>84065713Nope, in mum's home.
He's been making the same posts for 4 years and you mongs keep replying to him, this is what keeps him going you dickheads
>>84069430i dont follow explaine please
>>84069430>he's only been making the same posts for 4 yearsPart timers, amarite.
>>84069406Yeah I'm in two minds about it. On one hand he smells so bad he gives me a headache when he's cleaning near me, on the other hand I didn't want him to lose his job since it's fucked and he's not capable of doing anything else and he's trying. But, I wasn't there to witness the incident so I don't really know the full story.
Swanberg
>>84069430I've been reading the same posts for 4 years
Sparking out mongboys again today x
>>84069520You won't even leave your boxroom today, little lad.
>>84069528he sparks people out with his 4chan posts
you have never sparked anyone out in your entire pathetic existence
1 post and you're fuming ha hajob done x
assaulting people isnt a flex btw, literal black/brown people behaviour
>>84069552you miss sean, without him you have no one to troll
We laughed at you play acting as a hard man on an anime website and we're fumming? lol lmao even
Never mentioned anyones name either ha ah x
we know who is on your mind he's in your head for 16 hours or more every single day
One post it all it takes x
>>84069579>weCringe anon, cringe.
Should pay taxes, I doubt these are paying UK taxes. Leeching off our benefit money. Vile creatures.
>>84069596Do you pay taxes, lad? It's a work day and you're posting drivel on an incel image board.
>>84069601Yeah pal, I just don't follow a set schedule like you're average wagie. Not everyone works 8-5/9-5
>>84069606interesting, what do you do?
>>84069606What's your job? Sounds like a LARP desu
>>84069634Photographer. And no I won't be sending any of my work in here, before you ask.>>84069641I am not interested in what you think either way to be honest
>>84069669You're lucky it's too early for noncemong to be up and hassling people
>>84069669>PhotographerYeah right lmao
>>84069693You'd be surprised how comfy it is, you are your own boss, no getting up early if you don't want to, no dealing with office boomers. It is perfect.
Nice little adventure completed. Stayed foggy all the way round. Quite happy with that, desu.
>>84069528>>84069534>>84069541>>84069561>>84069562>>84069566>>84069579Seethemong just get to bed, you'd find issue with spark frog as well I suppose? Sad, sad, sad man.
>>84069701Freelance photographers get paid shit though
There's a church in the fog, and there was a good shot of the side of the church, but it was right next to a scowling milf's house, who I saw the other day. Thought it best not to stand near there taking pictures.
>>84069718It really depends on what work you have on, I dip into different things, weddings, commercial photography (that's a nice little earner), motorsports (not F1, obviously), lower tier football, ice hockey, the list is endless.
Final one, this was just past the scowling milf's house, so I thought I'd take a pic.
>>84069728Why do you screenshot all your photos before sending them here lad? 4chan removes all data from the images you send?
>>84069717Thanks for the two (You)s, lad
>>84069728a gay man with his little gay dog
>>84069730NTA but i reckon the original pictures are too big
>>840697175 easy (you)s for me thanks soft shite
>>84069735I have to resize mine into squares, hadn't considered the screenshot route.
>>84069717Thanks for the 3 (you)s lad
>>84069730Don't have to fanny around with the rotation, and it also lowers the size of the file. The original of that was 4.03MB, whereas the screenshot is 589 KB. Handy if you have images over the allowed MB limit.
>>84069717Thanks for the 6 (you)s little lad
>>84069728that looks like a nice place to live i kind of envy you
>>84069717Thanks for the forty (you)s
Fanks for farty (poo)s
>>84069734Seething still lad? Got nothing better to do in your boxroom today?
Feeling Antisemitic...
Still coughing non stop but have a presentation in 20
Might pop to ikea in a bitNeed some draws
*hopes anon's sharting family are feeling better*
>>84069786Me? Just order stuff like that online. Cant stand garn Ikea
>>84069786Get us an L shaped computer desk with some nice storage, please pal.
>>84069758I wouldn't, I don't live there, I'm in t'poor part of town, in all the mill workers old houses.
Me? Getting riled up online over a photo of a man and his dog
>>84069717He has fuck all else to do, same as Sean. Both post here every waking hour of their sad grim pathetic lives. Both need perma banning.
Any second now lollers is going to bound into the thread being happy and energetic and I just want to kms
>>84069810I hate that dirty nonce so much
Sean wins again x
>>84069818Why does he deserve to have a good life
>>84069782honey lemon and hot water
>>84069821How? He is banned hahahaha
>>84069799well at least you have a nice little dog
>>84069810Rather have lollers as the named personality ITT, never threatened to kill anyone, does not go on drunk melties, and keeps things largely on topic.
>>84069836not him but why is he called lollers?
That's pizza and a movie booked for tonight with wifeberg. Going to see >Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't DieTime travel and evil AI or something? Don't know, will have a few wines and enjoy the ride.
>>84069846Because he is into loli (aka is a nonce)
>>84069853drawn child pornography is illegal in the uk btw
>>84069846He laughs out loud a lot.
>>84069830Little lad needs to post about himself to stay relevant while he is banned, he's pathetic.
>>84069856only if it's step loli porn.
>>84069864>only if it's step loli porn.lol, lollers even
>>84069857he does actually post hahaha a lot so it makes sense
>>84069790Normally do the same but ikea charge a fortune for deliveryand I want some meatballs for lunch
>>84069886Was going to buy some bookcase, 25 quid 4 shelves, bargain... 28 fucking quid delivery!
the sad, grim, reality for lids ITT
bossberg cancelled our 121 so get in there. lovely wfh day with no meetings for me my leeeeeds. might read my book in the garden.
If and only IF restore gain a majority in the next GE will I start working. I'd be proud of my country and want to contribute towards it. Unfortunately I cannot feel the same while we have starmer in charge.
>>84069994Nobody will hire a mong like you
>>84070000i do enjoy repeating numbers
>>84070007Controversial post desu
>>84070037don't you like repeating numbers?
what a good job for someone who's bad socially
>>84070054I meant the post not your post
>>84070060it was my post not his post but i know you meant the post and not hthe posts that you thought was my post
>>84070056Lorry driver. There's one here i think
>>84069994You'd just piss and moan that the owner of the place makes more money than you and quit
>>84070003Same for you then lad really, is it not?
>>84070069Uhm what i was talking about the post you linked
>>84070070might be hard for me as i dont even have a car licence
RIP Sparkfrog x
>>84070077Bicycle courier
>>84070088i wonder how much that pays
Sparky warky mongy wongy
>>84070073I earn 100k annually
>>84070102Yes and I have a Porsche GT3 lad
>>84070060I'm not the repeating numbers lover, I was just being silly and making a really rubbish joke.
>>84063979What a mong he is spending every waking hour ITT ahahah
>>84070056WFH Call centre agent with Capita
>>84070088>>84070094i was looking at a job listing a few weeks ago for something similarChecked again there to find the pay but its all just deliveroo and just jeets advertisementsThey are all part time and you can use whatever (can/van/scooter/bicycle) could be something to do when you are bored out of your mind or something The one i was looking at was using them big ass 3 wheel cargo e bikes and was talking about 3 3hour routes each day Be nice in the summer but riding around in the pissing rain from 9am -6pm would be grim
>>84070094NTA but i used to do that (for a couple of months) in 2009 and the pay was below minimum wage
>>84070124i knew a pakistani lad who worked at a high class call centre once, he was fond of kettle crisps
>>84070124ive heard call center jobs are awfull but i'll look into it thanks
>>84070109>I have a Porsche GT3Proof?
>>84070138Proof of the 100k earning annually lad? You made the first claim, not me.
>>84070134might be something to top up bennies then
>>84070137>for someone who is bad socially>stuck in a room full of cunts who judge your every move>have to talk to strangers on the phone and convince them to buy your shitLmao
>>84070146>WFH Call centre agent with Capita>WFH
>>84070147still be chatting to random cunts trying to sell them shit, last time i checked people with bad social skills are horrible at this
>>84070159im the lad who asked the original question, i think i could read a script and answer questions, its making friends/ getting people to like me that im bad with
>>84070143What would you accept as proof, pal?
>>84070175I'm easy lad, last months payslip with your name, address, and NI number should suffice.
Psyching myself up to go for a run at lunch, reckon I'm ready to do it. Been checking out a couple of local loops and I think I'll have to accept just below 5k since it's very important that I return to my starting point. Is a nice route, got a bit of river, bit of park, bit of main road. Healthy boy me.
>>84070194Go on ya elfy bastid, you can do it.
>>84070180Damn, I'm not from Northern Ireland. Bugger, can't prove it now.
>>84070194that image is based of that video of the dog called fenton running after sheep isnt it?
>>84070212I hope you're being sarcastic lad
>>84070222Im being more than that, I'm being an annoying faggot, as I'm not even him.Sorry. Was just trying to lighten the mood, didn't want it to be fisticuffs at noon.
>>84070168>getting people to like me that im bad withPeople treat cold callers like absolute shit lad, anyone whos done these jobs all say it quite demoralizing being told to fuck off for 8 hours a day
>>84070232That's alright lad, I was about to call you out as being Turkish that is all
>>84070234>it quite demoralizing being told to fuck off for 8 hours a daythats just my life so i should be fine
>>84070241id recommend grounds keeping / green keeping, its a very "left on your own" type jobMowing grass can take hours and you are left to it with choons, smokes and a womfy mower seat
nta but we get paid cash, no payslip
>>84070206Will report back no later than 1pm, you can count on it. >>84070221Yeah I think so lad, I found it by googling "jogging apu apustaja" because I'm not one for actually curating an apu folder. I just find one I want when I want it.
>>84070251there is a guy that post here that does that at a golf course and he seems happy
>>84070267i know him lad, its me i only seem happy because i only work april - november Working over the winter seems grim as all fuck, there is nothing to do but freeze to death (you aren't allowed to just sit in the shed) so you gotta go out in that miserable weather and clear paths for no one and rake bunkers for no one, too wet to mow, too wet to do anything besides walk the entire course with a shovel or some shit
21 hour thread, blimey
being told to fuck off, especially by a woman I'm inside, makes me happy
I'm bored of this one, make a new one already
Make a dolly themed edition pls
>>84070286Back to being quality over quantity, and a lot more comfy x
Me? Range banned from makes new threads, not rite x
running a marathon in just over a week me
>>84070339Sometimes the range banning is weird. Was once on the receiving end of a 30 day because the system thought I was ban evading, but I hadn't been banned to begin with, so some arsehole in my area was getting banned on 4chan and I got caught up in it? Quite annoying, but meh 30 days sober was fine.
I am sad enough to make a new edish for us>>84070355>>84070355>>84070355
