Uffington White Horse edish edish
Ya mams? SPARKED!Ya deddy? SPARKED!Ya nan? SPARKED!Ya sis? SPARKED!Ya bruv? SPARKED!YOUS? SPAAARKED!
>>84070355Is an horse a athlete?????
>>84070372Should really be your mam's.
Afternoon lats
>>84070372Let them fucking have it lad gu on fucking spark 'em out im fucking right up for a scrap come on
>>84070378big plans for today, big man?
>>84070378Afternoon de lat down sandford lane today?
>>84070391>big man
Me? Having multiple adventures per day. 2nd adventure, a loft excursion, to find the ye olde fabled wasps nest.
>>84070403Grok, upscale this, please.
Bit of a tricky path, overgrown with wild loft insulation, ready to trip a nearly adventurer, no doubt.Anyway, I'll be off through the hole any moment. God only knows what horrors lurk in, the hole.
>>84070409Ah shit, mi dead nanna. Bugger. Sorry nanna.
I remember there was a lad here who I was debating and a point he made was that the people leaving the country (the only factor making a dent in net migration since the influx remains massive) were all oldies and boomers.Turns out they're not. We have very good data showing that it's young productive people who are leaving in greater numbers. Literally the future of the country deciding it's not worth it and escaping while they can.It's so fucking over.
Me? Finished work in 45, nap on the curds afterwards
>>84070432RIP your nan lad x
Net migration is such a toxic metric. Completely obfuscates the reality of the sheer churn going on.Every single year 250,000 young (mostly white) British people leave and 800,000 useless, unvetted, foreign (mostly nonwhite) people enter.Year after year after year after year. This is why things just 'feel' so off about the country. It's why you can go to any average town and even ten years ago it would've been 90 percent or higher white British and now it's 50 percent foreingers. This is literally demographic replacement.
>Binge drinking rates among gen Z have risen sharply since their teenage years, according to research that challenges their reputation as "generation sensible".>While drug use is relatively limited in the teenage years, by their 20s almost half (49%) have used cannabis and a third (32%) have tried harder drugs such as cocaine, ketamine and ecstasy, analysis by University College London (UCL) found.https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/mar/05/gen-z-binge-drinking-triples-since-teens
Pubs are closing cause of greedy landlords, business rates, alcohol tax and increasing energy prices. Not right.
>>84070496Labours fault, say they're for the working man but take the working mans favourite place (the pub) away from them.
Your body is capable of literal warfare, 3 beers isn't going to kill you. You work an office job, you're not building the atomic bomb. Stop being a shut in, go out, socialise and have a good time.
>>84070496Are there any british pubs in your province?
236,000 citizenship grants given out each year. 236,000 new votes minted for foreigners.The public was never asked.
>>84070478Grim but true. I have no intention of ever finding a job. Luckily for now being on benefits for mental illness is comfy enough. I'm just treating it like UBI at this point.
>>84070500Imagine being a pub landlord who supports Labour. There's no way they'll ever win the next election.
>>84070509There's a few here in my county but I'd never go in one. I don't drink the alcohol. I'd get addicted just like everything else I enjoy. I have no control.
>>84070543>I don't drink the alcoholESL moment
>>84070461Ta lad, she was a goodun.
>Under new plans, some migrants could have to wait up to 20 years before they can settle permanently in the UK...Umm, really what is the difference if they're just here for the preceding 20 years anyway? Fuck sake I just hate the government so fucking much.
>>84070513Was the public asked if you're eligible for bennies?
>>84070573Ye that is why they vote in labour every now and then
>>84070579That is where you are wrong, the tories never cut the health element for new claimants, labour have.Bennymongs are always better under a conversative government
>>84070592>That is where you are wrong, the tories never cut the health element for new claimants, labour have.Ah yes, that's why the number of claimants has dropped noticeably.
>>84070573Was I asked if I wanted to be born?
No point applying for jobs as enhanced dbs will show any arrest even if you are not convicted. A brown rapist fresh in the country will get a job though.https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1rksnek/what_will_happen_on_my_enhanced_dbs_check/
The raw number of people in the country is not the solution to any problem we face. We've tried this for 30 years now. Our population is north of 75 million and we still live in a shithole. Near zero growth, enormous taxes, rampant crime, general degradation, feeling like a stranger in your own country, the mountains of corruption that occur with banal regularity.Mass migration has not only not solved these problems, it has actively made all of them worse.
>>84070618>tfw never been arrestedSounds like a you problem lad
>>84070634People can lie and get you arrested.
>>84070649Not really. You need evidence to be convicted of a crime.
>>84070649people can do all sorts lad, doesn't mean they will, who is going to get you arrested for applying for a job?
>be young male in India>no job prospects, regularly grope women for kicks>sell sister into sex debt to get a fake BTEC>apply as an international student to Anglia Ruskin Metropolitan University to study 'business and enterprise communication' (yearly intake: 600 students, 85% Indian origin)>government literally pays the fees to get another unemployed young man out of the country>bribe coethnic Indian border guard administering language test to be let in>attend entrance ceremony, load up on free goodies>stay for first week of classes, don't do any of the assigned work>decide to stop going, don't tell anyone, still technically on the books>get job in dodgy grey market as deliveroo biker>receive money under the table for other service gigs>send half of it home as remittance >start claiming benefits as a 'vulnerable person'>eventually get arrested for sexual assault against a 14 year old white girl on the bus (izzat increases dramatically)>police find out I'm fraudulently here on a student visa>trial takes three years to process, still allowed to stay the whole time and keep working and claiming bennies>receive 12 months suspended sentence>against all odds, judge also adds on a deportation order (he must be one of those far right fascists)>immediately lie about being gay and facing persecution back home to claim asylum>three year backlog while claim is processed, allowed to stay/work/claim the whole time>asylum granted, get gubmint house, stipend, new phone and priority healthcare>five years later given citizenship and ILR>"Welcome to Britain, Mr Chandarandran!"
I hAth returned from my run. I know I said before 1pm but I had to have a shower and a bit of a stretch so I'm letting myself off. I did a nice big run of 2.94 miles or 4.7km. Not bad at all really but I can definitely add a little bit more onto that to bring it up to a nice round 5k. Well give it a go. Was a bit brisk in the wind but very satisfying once I got going, I'll feel good about this for at least the next 24 hours.
couldn't imagine living in turkey, ive actually been there once for a couple of days and everything was so loud, chaotic and dusty
I have found the ye olde wasps nest, it's huge, but I encountered a barrier obstructing entry into the nest chamber.
>>84070732There might be another access tunnel just to the side of the main entrance to the nest chamber, but a lot smaller.
>>84070720Bet you can get a banging kebab there though
>>84070732>>84070743a-are they in there? do they go dormant over winter or just make new nests? or just die?Not up to speed on my wasp knowledge tbqh
>>84070720Why did you go to turkey lad? Had your hairline readjusted? Bald prick.
Had to send a drone in to check it was even accessible, which it seems to be, but once the chamber has been breached, it looks like traversing equipment may be needed to cross the crumbling chamber floor before the nest is fully reachable.We live in interesting times, as my lead sherpa two flowers says.
>>84070749All the best kebaberers left the country, you've just got the shitty ones that refuse to innovate or use new exciting sauces. You won't find a garlic mayo anywhere. Better off getting your doner in Germany.
>>84070751Well there was a terrible being who once came that wiped out the colony. I found some old stone tablets mentioning the exterminator, dating back to the year 2025.
Must resist the almighty urge to eat a pakkit of hula hoops. Have done my run have consumed the huelslop now must maintain until this evenings pizza and wine date with the missus. I must fight the urge to become a big fat bastard.
>>84070780You'll ruin the elfyness, lad, don't do it. Have some carrot and humous instead.
>>84070788I can't lad, that's the hardest part. I'm stuck at toil with no access to healthy snacks, only unhealthy snacks.
Cannot wait it's gonna be LUSH x https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TfBFdSyv5Og
>>84070831That's good in a way, you get to show yourself you can do it.
>>84070355>"School war" happening in Leicestershire
>>84070923Same around here
>>84070923>>84070953same everywhere lads, this has been happening as long as schools have existed
Going to have to leave the wasps nest for a few months, due to government red tape, an absolute spanner in the works, the team and are devastated, but vow to come back in late summer and push on through into the nest chamber. That gives enough time to get the much needed supplies and equipment gathered, to make the next adventure fruitful. None of that curse of oak island crap round here. Oh no its another nest made of aztec coins or something. Nah uh, not on my watch.
>>84070968I cannot recall it ever happening to be honest, Its been around 10 years though since I left school though.
Just spent thousands of pounds on my new Debonair Fren, he's a heritage Helper. The papers alone for this lid are worth more than some properties; got a subsidy from SPACCA to introduce to some high quality genes into the spawning pool. So excited when he arrived.All the lids will be eager to hook up with an Apuette in a week and half, every pond from Feel Street Corner to Frog Block B is booked up with hundreds of them. He's completely unlike any little lid I've ever seen, he outright rejects a pot noodle or a takeaway. Tried to feed him with nuggets and he refused; after tossing them in some black pepper and spicy sauce then renaming them as goujons a la Britannia he lapped it up. Got to have a stock of fresh flowers and branded bottle water to bathe him in.
>>84071138This was a wise investment lad, I've seen some of these heritage helpers go for millions. If you can breed him with a Fringian Frogette those half tadlads can be worth up to 1000gbp each. I'm exceedingly jealous with my useless Merovingian that won't even go to the spawning pools without a handful of wonuts.
>>84071138I'll gut this frog and serve him over garlic to the French.
>>84070355As a balding british man in my thirties, what is my most likely approach to find a girlfriend around my age who likes cooking and watching TV?
>>84071172I'm thinking of crossing him with a Carolingean Garden Apu or a Hapsburg Helping Frog.>>84071190I'd like to see you try little lid. They're natural combatants.
>>84071138>HelperpaedoLad cannot help himself ha ha x
>>84071192Get on tinder, easy way to get the slags in.
I literally just do not get blowjobs unless I ask for them. It's simply not on her mind to do it for me, ever.I tested one time. Six months. Six straight months of no blowjobs because I hadn't asked. I still ate her out and we still have sex, but her giving oral is just not part of her sexual world and it fucking hurts to realise.Makes me feel like a fucking loser ngl. I know if I was a 9/10 I'd be practically fighting her mouth off my cock.
Joint: smokedCock: about to be milked
>>84071199How new are you?Helpermong doesn't have a creative bone in his body, all of his posts are derivates or saves of posts made by better people. I don't think he's ever drawn an Apu in the ten years he's been here or made anything better than schizo-seethes.
>>84071206That is very sad lad, my complaint is that I don't ever get sucked to completion. Most shags one or both of us will go down on the other but it's always part of foreplay and I do miss cumming down her throat. Small potatoes though, sorry to hear it lad I've got no suggestions.
>>84071206Now try 6 months of asking for a blow job every night.
>>84071240nta, I think that lads hate is based on seanmong being a nonce, no proof of that though. seanmong is just boring. he only turns up when he is either drunk or on drugs or both and spams the same boring shite over and over>fuck the lot of yas xx>nobody cares about the likes of me>fuck the lot of ya>might go towns>fuck town>bunch of bully boys>fuck the lot of ya>garn towns me>fuck the lot of ya>they are bully boys>nobody ever thinks what's it's like to be somebody like me>i'll kill yaRepeat multiple times over. It is endless self-pity. He must really hate himself, and drinks to cope with it, but he cannot handle the drink, so it just cooks his little spacker brain of his instead. Genuinely needs to get some help the retard.
Boyslop dinner tonight.
>>84071240To be fair, he might just be retarded, and not new.
Phwoar Refreshingarse R&R that was, wasn't it X
How did SSM meet Helen?
Just had confirmation that the cleaner that told the Iranian lad to go back to his own country has been fired, site manager is trying to get statements from everyone that witnessed it. Oh my what exciting drama.
Fuck the lot of ya
>>84071308at an over 50(stone) singles event i believe
smoked a few cheeky ciggies inside last night now everything stinks of smoke fucks sake
>>84071322Open the fucking windows mate turn on a fan, smoke outside if you can't shake it.
>>84071328hardly even smoke desu, got drunk last night and decided to buy a pack of marlboros for old times sake, too late now
morning lads. just scraped up as many leftover particles of drugs from my counter as i could. by last night they had zero effect because something-something tolerance summat-summat metabolism. talk about a proper waste (and so was using up the drugs).>>84070759this is horrifying but please keep us posted lad. the exterminator didn't get rid of the actual nest itself?>>84071138lollin'.
>>84071322Oof nasty lad, made that mistake once in an old flat and had to wash all my sofa cushions and leave the windows open (in winter) for like two days. Basically lived in my bedroom. >>84071357Welcome back lid. It's infuriating how quickly the tolerance shoots up, have a couple months off or whatever and the first line is nice but after a day you have to do an insane amount to even feel it.
>>84070403>>84070425>>84070732>>84070743>>84070759I'm on the edge of my seat here, mate. What an emotional rollercoaster! Are there any wasps? Have they mutated and grown in size since the last encounter in 2025? Teenage mutant ninja wasps living in Mum's loft. It's all go in /britfeel/, will HawgLad get his swingwarm delivered, will it go to the wrong address, will he be on the blower causing merry hell? Will they have even sent the right one? You lads have got my nerves wrecked.
>>84071369>Welcome back lid. It's infuriating how quickly the tolerance shoots up, have a couple months off or whatever and the first line is nice but after a day you have to do an insane amount to even feel it.cheers me dears.was actually a couple weeks off the stuff (ketamine) but i got 7.3 grams in yesterday or the day before. at first, yeah, woo, bit like old times. then it just proper buggered up my insides.that said, >>84070505>Your body is capable of literal warfare, 3 beers isn't going to kill you. mild disagree. similar to the way i've become sensitive to caffeine even after a while off it, alcohol wrecks me now. 3 years dry then a relapse, 3 beers was EFFORT, it's uncomfy. maybe that's just how e.g. a Muslim would feel, but i think there's some extra aversion going on. it for the best (;_;)
>>84071393Fuck off already you nonce freak
>>84071451Fuck off little lad, we like lollers around these parts.
love r lollers me
FreeTube stopped working
>>84071462You like a literal unironical paedophile who was sentenced to community service but won't tell us what for?
i stand with Lollers. you wouldn't last a DAY in his shoes.mostly because you'd try to log onto his computer to go online to find out why you're suddenly in someone else's shoes, but it'd say> GNU/Linux computer 1.3.37 tty1> logging in on mainframe Lollers@lolibook...> Lollers login credentials: and you'd be like this: 'duhhh where is the icon for Internet Explorer'?
can we do something exciting in the thread today? how about we go on a thread day out to somewhere? maybe the coast
>>84071582We could visit Ruthmong in his southern province
>>84071589actually cant visit ruthmong since, ironically, i dont have a passport
>>84071582On a pilgrimage to the sparkzone me x
Powerful innit
>>84071547bugger and blast.https://github.com/TeamNewPipe/NewPipe/>Releases >v0.28.3 >last monththis still working okay? they have nightly builds for their future version, but NewPipe rarely breaks compared to e.g. yt-dlp, where Google breaks/blocks something every other week.https://docs.invidious.io/instances/#list-of-public-invidious-instances-sorted-from-oldest-to-newestvery grim they're down to just three (and yewtu.be doesn't seem to be working) but it's something. you go to a barebones website, it just has the video in a normal HTML5 video player. it's what YouTube ought to be, by default.
>>84071548You could say the same about every other 'personality' that inhabits this thread but you just target lollers. Pathetic.
>>84071612I have one but only for when it eventually does hit the fan.
>>84071548>but won't tell us what forErm, I have said. Assault on an adult. I didn't attend the hearing and was eventually caught up with when I got nabbed speeding. And for breakfast I had oats, lunch I had a chicken salad wrap, not sure what I will have for tea. I am wearing blue pants, a grey shirt, black shoes. I had a big poo this morning, I've urinated 4 times. Is there anything else that you feel is your business to know about me?>>84071562H4x0r.
>>84071660Why did you assault somebody?
>>84071675Because I was off my meds.
>>84071675Lollers sparked out a mongboy, simple as.
>>84071686Why do people call you a paedo? Not trolling, just asking.
>>84071393No I don't think there's any left, was watching the entry hole whilst having some smokes, and didn't see any. There was a big bumble bee loitering about but it was too big to get in t'hole.Going to be annoyed if my mum gets somebody to have at it, before I get to it.Back at muh abode now, choons n spliff n beers n smash burger, then bed for me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYYaW9z-gg
>out of oats>Lollers mentions oats>wish i had oats>check the cupboard>whole bag of oatsaw hell yeah.
>>84071713NTA but, it was a typo, he's a speedo, he likes going full throttle on the motorcycle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1DGNh9fOmw
>>84071753thats hawglid, lollers likes to wear speedos, hes a former olympic swimmer
>>84071765>hes a former olympic swimmerOh, that explains the shaven legs.
>>84071713Why do you think he's called "lollers"?
>>84071713You're in /britfeel/ mate, does there need to be a reason why anyone in these threads gets called a nonce/paedo/pedo, isn't it just always funny and the easiest way to insult someone and discredit them? This aside, your question would be better put to those that make the accusations.>>84071718>beers n smash burger,I misread this as bangers and mash so that's what I'm having for tea. Are you going to plug the hole from inside the loft? It doesn't sound like a big hole so you could get away with just using silicone expanding foam. No Vidya tonight, mate?I fancy a change in pace from Days Gone, I might revisit Kena bridge of spirits or knock out a few laps on GT6.>Simple Minds - Alive And Kickinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljIQo1OHkTI
>>84071777because that's the username he typed into the box.
>>84071784Are you actually a paedophile? Yes/no?
We know lollers ain't no NONCEr, but we can't say for certain why muslims think sex with a 9 year old is perfectly normal.News flash muslims, it ain't normal.
>Did you know, most victims of paedophila know their attackers.That's muslim cousins for ya. 9 year old and mi cousin, get in!, that's completely normal that is.
>>84071815I have never hurt a child or intentionally thought of harm of any kind being done to a child by me or others. So the answer to your question would be No. Now who will be the first to ask me why I post anime and then I have to justify that, and then when I have done that it will be another question where I have to justify me saying/doing/thinking the thing. You're boring. The bait is boring and done to death, the troll logic used to score imaginary points against your online opponent is boring.
inb4 >Lollers fuming. You're boring.
>>84071842So what's the meds for?
>his whole persona is avatarfagging with drawings of children what a life
>>84071853Would you like me to get a printout of my medical summary and post it?I'm sure I can use some access rights to get notes from my shrink too?
A large percentage of the country think sex with children is acceptable. Not natives of the country. Invaders, protected by the paedophilic politician class.I'm talking about pakistanis. Proper wronguns they are.No no I dint bloody do itDo you think your prophet was ok to marry a 6 year old and then consummate (have sex with) her when she was 9 years old?It's da prophet bruv, it was ok innit.News flash, it ain't ok.
>>84071842Is it true that you have a pony-tail?
>>84071620Newpipe is a mobile app. I rarely watch YouTube on my phone. Plus there is no local account support like FreeTube has.
on them tapentadols, only got eight of them left so i had a codeine in the middle.also had a cod liver oil + multivitamin and do any of yous make the mistake of putting the cod liver oil in your gob first while you fish out a multivitamin and it takes a few hot seconds and oh god I CAN STILL TASTE IT>>84071784>Simple Minds - Alive And Kickingtuuuune.have said this before, but Simple Minds are one of those bands where you think of the big pop hits (all two of them) and yet they have these great early albums.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5iW_RQ9RPQat some point everyone (correctly) agreed it's catchy 1980s synthpop. but that's taking for granted these were once pretentious young'uns, making experimental post-punk music about robots falling in love in the Soviet Union (or something).
>>84071660Assaulted the parents of a kid he was noncing
>>84071784No not really doing anything tonight mate, might not even be arsed to cook, but I probably will. Just whack it in the oven at 200 and wait till it smells done, type of thing. You ever thought of playing stardew valley? It's badarse, proper good game. I bet you'd love it.Good choon. I'll go with songrel as my reply.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9gK2fOq4MY
>>84071866No my hair is like this.https://www.menshairstylestoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Boys-Fade.jpg.webpI have a blue electric toothbrush and my manual one is green. Do you NEED to know what brand of shampoo I use?
Lot's of lies in here. Trying to throw us off the scent.We know what yer up to muslim brotherhood. It ain't kewl that ya diddle kids.
>>84071899alri little lad, you're a bigger nonce than loller ever will be. and infinitely more dislikeable.
>>84071897Any proof? No didn't think so.
Or is it GCHpoo, trying to destroy an innocent poster, to protect the pedophilic appreciating muslim community?
> The HUMAN LEAGUE - The Dignity Of Labour Pts.1-4 - 1979 - Full EP + Flexi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfh8zsF5308oooo fuckin aye. imagine being on whatever drugs were readily available in 1979, you're in some dingy Sheffield warehouse, these moody queer-looking fellas come on stage and somehow make these sounds happen.
Sean and Lollers share the same interests x
>>84071928Kids. We know.
>>84071928Show hand.
Lollers is my favourite Britfeel character if that's alright with you de lids?
>>84071935Alright with me lid. They're the only personality who isn't a self centred egotistical maniac.
>>84071911Can't help himself can he, he see's lollers posting and starts seething.
>>84071881I love 80s music, I just feel it has more soul, and the beginnings of electronic/synthpop. And in the 80s they did better ballads and were better boybands before boybands. >kayleighhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA4ROLQF4cs>>84071894I'm going to check that out, I've tried a few games like MineCraft and terraria but I cannot be arsed with a million buttons and an ever expanding inventory for a simple game.
>>84071914Why do you want to see another mans hircut, a man you don't know and will never meet. What will you be getting out of seeing my hair and more importantly, what will I get out of it? I'll tell you what. You keep posting that I'm bald and/or have a ponytail LOL
>>84071973HE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO DRAPE IT OVER HIS WILLY
>>84071945Not sure why he hates lollers tbqhwy. He cant cry about some anons targeting him when he does the same with lollers x
>>84071897>zoomer haircutyikes
was an absolute belter of a day this morning, 10/10 weather
>>84071981>HE PROBABLY WANTS YOU TO DRAPE IT OVER HIS WILLYhahaha>>84071987>yikesOh noes what a cutting and hurty word you've posted at me. You have ruined my day. /s
>>84071894>You ever thought of playing stardew valley? It's badarse, proper good game. I bet you'd love it.made me smile that lad the other night who actually went out and did some gardening after being on a Stardew fix.quite like this overall trend of indie devs making the fan/ideal version of classic games. never thought the original SNES Harvest Moon was that good if i'm being honest, although the GBA one (Friends of Mineral Town) was lovely.maybe this is a dick thing to say, but the Stardew Valley guy can't draw sprites/characters very well. it's like ZUN with Touhou. very impressive that one lad can do everything himself, but imagine if a friend went, 'cool game mate, want me to draw the graphics for it?'
Super fucking weird vibes out there on dogberg walk. Weirdly quiet for 5pm, appreciate it's just before most people finish work but it was odd. Woman yelling into her phone, kids having screaming meltdowns in the park. Dunno if it's the Sahara dust or the war stress but it feels really on edge. Shan't be interfacing with the public again until tomorrow at least.
Confirmed Lollers has a receeding ponytail. Sad!
>>84072001What vidya do you play lad?
>>84072003>the Stardew Valley guy can't draw sprites/characters very well.Haha joking, sorry.That image isn't from stardew, it it concernedape? He's doing another called haunted chocoaltier (but probably spelled correctly).
>>84072003Realised I forgot to say you dick. Gutted, that was a fun joke.
Got dang finger's extremely inflamed still Ought to recuperate further me
>>84072011We are being attacked with mental energy weapons. People are less likely to be upset about being dragged into a war for Israel if they're furious about everything else. War of the end times.
If me being bald or having a ponytail is a dealbreaker for you, then maybe you should continue your search for your perfect man.
Triple wepperoni wizza for din dins x
THAT video x
Seagulls are out there going mental too. Swear there's something weird going on, might be localised to my area. Do try to stay safe anons.
>>84072021>>84072027i am evil and cruel. but i just love really well-made pixel art, how dare a great game merely be an A when one element stopped it from being an A*? reeee.>That image isn't from stardew, it it concernedape?nah that's Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town on the GBA. they went for that shiny Golden Sun look a bit. the GBA didn't have a backlight so supposedly game devs just upped the saturation of graphics to compensate.mind you, the worst sin was Nintendo remaking their SNES games for the GBA, but now Mario and Zelda the Elf are constantly going 'WOOHOO!' and 'hyaa! hyaa!' every second.
>>84071897what brand of shampoo do you use?>>84071987it's pretty standard fr fr although i don't get the whole black-guy flat-top thing around the sides/hairline, do they intentionally carve that in? do lads have to re-shave that every week or two?been over a year now since i went mental and just shaved my head, not looking forward to arguing with a barber for the OPPOSITE of a fade.>just buzz the sides down to a 0. basically bald.YES I AM SURE.
>>84072114Shan't be forgetting about that one x
>JDL's YT plugin broke yet *again*ckin ell Didn't even last a month this time around, did it
>>84072250I once had to explain to a barber in an obvious money laundering place that I wanted him to cut my hair with scissors not just short back and sides shave job. He just could not comprehend that I wanted to keep some of my hair. It went terribly. Now I have an old man barber and I go to him and only him, sometimes buy him a pint down the pub. He's deaf from going to rock gigs so he tends to shout in my ears while cutting my hair. I'll be devastated when he dies or retires.
>Bis - Eurodisco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_06W2zTh9dsoooo aye. love these lads, it's like if those B-52s were from Scotland and the 90s.also p. funny when a band has a song that's a different genre almost as a joke/parody but then it's actually good.>Panic! At The Disco - Intermission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg7N0NFJO-kyou emo fuckers can't fool me.
>>84072138Nothing wrong with appreciating quality, don't be ashamed of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bt5-jdpql8
Looks like lollers won in the end x
>>84072353He was never going to lose.
humiliated by lollers so you turned on an easier target hhl and hes banned and cant answer you back
>>84072353We need a new poll Pollers lad x
Lollers is the dolly of the day
Is it true poley moved in with some irish neet?
Titlod was the real winner.
>>84072386>realYou seem to have misspelled fabricated.
>>84072377I always thought he'd end up with will or schubert.
>>84072386>90 votes in a general with no more than 10 posters
>>84071842The internet is full of people who can't tell the difference between reality and fiction, then getting mad at you for knowing the difference
Being above, better than, more liked than other posters on a thread on 4chan makes up for you being non of those in school. Is that the logic here?
>>84072368Which personality are we on about now chief
>>84072301i know command-line stuff is a bit of a faff (especially on Windows) but it's probably worth learning this:https://github.com/yt-dlp/yt-dlpit's what a lot of those 'download from YouTube' sites/programs are using under-the-hood anyway.i miss when you could type or drag-n-drop a YouTube URL into VLC and it would just play it. >>84072310cor that's sound. old man barbers are best barbers. weirdest one i had was actually some rock/metal type place i wandered into. main barber lad was busy with someone else, yells over to his neckbeard friend sat on the sofa playing PlayStation, 'James, i'm busy, can you see to this lad?'it was very clear James was not happy to be interrupted, came off more like he was this guy who just hung out there to play games and chat to his pal. i thought i'd be fine with>just short back and sides shave jobbut he got the two sides asymmetrical. went back to my old man barber a few weeks later and he was like, '...how've you done that?'
>>84072428Love yt-dlp, works for dailymotion and a few other sites too. Helped me get a few episodes of a few older tv series.
>>84072368I've never had an issue with lollers thanks. I was just stating a fact x
Ought to do the thing now, don't i X
Never seen a suitcase of weed before.
>>84072344nice choon this, don't think i'd heard it before. thanks lad.>>84072436aye, i'm consistently surprised what a Swiss Army knife it is. without checking i'll just paste in some obscure website and lo and behold, it supports it.hate this new obfuscation kick the internet is on where it's difficult to just download the source video or original image (looking at you, .webp).
Get a gf they saidBe fun they said
>>84072459Aye some of the older stuff ain't too bad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71A
>>84072458https://youtu.be/ImEnWAVRLU0?t=228here you go chap
>>84072466thanks, always wondered what it would like. Bet it's a lot.
Oi lad folla that choonhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84072466>what makes you think im going to allow the whitest man I ever met interview for our firmMad how people think this "woke" shit started n 2016
Me? Umming and ahhing abut posting this. But old school rave heads make like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sEj-0HJ4rI
>>84072522Ah, not the one, weird.Dis ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmbAmlRYuPQT'otherun were good tho.
once got a couch down to London to visit mate A and i had a quarter ounce of weed in my suitcase. i know that's nowt but i just got a bit paranoid, 'i do not want to be separated from this suitcase', the feeling you get when you've withdrawn a large amount of cash from the bank and you know it's in your pocket.so i was sat in Middlesbrough coach station looking suspicious as this guy was eyeing me up. eventually he comes over and says>hi i'm a plainclothes officer, here's my ID. you're not in any trouble, don't worry, i'm just asking questions about a young male who matches your description.pure shit meself, won't lie. my best guess was some teenager had ran away from home, and it was my fault for looking 15 when i was 22.
>>84072514Yep, that scene was from 2011. But it goes back even further than that I think.
Mummy why are you getting arrested again? https://youtube.com/shorts/SsRoFPjYrkg
>>84072572>once got a couch down to London
Snarfnonce to the rescue of his paedo pal lollershe never avoids a chance to white knight his nonce hero x
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/61834022/#q61834624>I am classified as a paedophile but treated as OCD. If you're honest you can work with what needs to be really fixed. You are a good man with a good heart and you are strong!https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80574234/#q80575623>Also, some psychiatrists will refer you on if they don't want to work with you because of their moral ethics.
>>84072651Sad cunt in the archives again? Freak.
>>84072590eh, i can't fault them. it's a bit like PETA in America where all the stunts come off histrionic and attention-grabbing, but that's sort of the point. i don't have any issue with middle-class ladies who have been taken in by it all. it's easy to mock the spectacle of it, but i think their hearts are in the right place.
>>84072638oh hell yes my first mongboy.jpg.can't believe i got away with >>84064564 (PROTIP: actually reverse 'gpj.yogbnom' nyeheheh)
>>84072673>(PROTIP: actually reverse 'gpj.yogbnom' nyeheheh)2 hi brow 4 us, we're handsome now, not intelligent.*offers himself up for example*
>>84072651therapists can and do refuse to work with people if they the therapist have been abused i dont see what youre getting at
whilst i hold a certain soft spot for dr oteker wizzas and their value based offering the chicken offering looks sub par and akin to fren feed
>>84072765Lots of things look good but are indeed not good, in life.
>>84072765having a dr wotker wizza in 30 minutes in fact. Legit cannot find a better pizza from a supermarket and I've tried them all at this point
*woohoo's at a very nice burger*]That was quite nice, not going to lie.
Why can't normies deal with AI? I mean, you can't even call it AI since it isn't actually AI. It's basically just a large dictionary that speaks back to you using logic. Imagine killing yourself because a dictionary told you to.
>>84072796going to sue microsoft because I used c# to write "kill yourself" in command line
>>84072796This faggot needs to stop being a faggot frfr.
>>84072796maybe it made a really convincing argument.
>>84072772which variey lad
>>84072906something disturbingly>it ain't gonna suck itselfabout this image.
>Oh yeah, I'd like to hear a choon before bed, he says.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSUWknnyO2A
Me? smoke this spliff, finish muh beer, have a wank then go to bed.Oh, and choon post.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuNPUZDEDgY
>>84073018I'm on no fap 2026
A fanny? shitting out a child? Preposterous.>>84073026I don't think I could do a year of it, desu.Songnotrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmIBqhtrvNA
Any cute girls in here tonight x
>>84073046Bagsy em all if there are.
Ya know, I might not have a wank before bed.*feels very tired*
>>84072906salami pepperoni for me my lad. I saw a new version recently, think they tried to branch out into "premium" or something. Cost more, and tasted worse
>>84073046Yanklass hopefully
Damnit, bloody handsome quick witted anon, you win again, you get all the fit girls, for now. But h=there will be a day when you slip. ANd I'll be there.*shakes fist*
>If a 13-year-old is legally married in Iran, sexual relations are considered legal under Iranian lawguys?
>>84073097was proven to just be a larp by another anon. Much like that "eva" or whatstheirname
>>84073102iranians need sparking, simple as.
>>84073098i heard it's that handsome bastard that posts pics of snarf, he's so handsome and witty, that handsome witty bastard
>>84073102>a 13-year-old is legally married in Iranissue starts there.isn't it '16, but with parents' permission' over here? i remember teenagers at school who were madly in love and they wanted that.i don't get why you therefore couldn't simply wait two years, and make the decision yourselves, as adults?
Urgh, gurls, sorry I make yer clunges so sodden. Hit me up in 13 hours time.*goes to bed*
>>84073136>isn't it '16, but with parents' permission' over hereNo, its not lol
I'll let you into a secret lads, I'm no fanny magnet. It's just bravado for muh online peers.
>>84073157Fuck off Chad we are on to you lad
>>84073149oh wow you're right. they changed it to 18 three years ago.probably a wise move to be fair.
>>84073175utterly bizarre that legally a 23 year old can shag a 16 year old (cause it's the age of consent) yet they can't get married for 2 years
>>84073172Fine, I'm a handsome witty bastard and they love me everytime I walk by. Got to wear fidherman wellies to grip to the pavement the amount of fanny juice that is unleashed everytime I walk past a female. Broke mi leg 6 times because of it. No lawyer will take the case. All muh solicitors have been female, and I banged them all before trial. It's a nightmare.
I should also say, don't @ me any females in the thread. Muh dick's red raw, I need a break, ffs.
I missed out on being 17 with a 16 year old gf and we'd run off to get married, why shoud I work?
Just shagging, all day long. It's not as good as it seems. Sure, the first 3 are memorable, but...
1 last choon (bit sombre), then it's bedtime. Sorry lads, tis the way it tis.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBK-7j_K5i0
https://youtu.be/oUSZqPIbD6w
>>84073039I was talking shit lad I could do a week or 10 days at most
for me it's A Kino Tale going out of its way to make it clear the very out-of-place-looking noble lady is ethereally beautiful, while the much-cuter blacksmith lady is treated as though she's some fat lesbian.
>>84073265I know, I was just being silly. I often forget that what I think of as funny, others don't agree. Sorry.
>>84073245>Celtic shop
>>84073266French wine is too much for English bellies
got a pair of New Balances for like 180 quid. comfiest pair of shoes i've worn
>>84073245Glasgow is a shithole now. 15-20 years ago it was underrated and cheap. Now it's shit and expensive.
heyi'll see you in the springtimeheyi'll see you in the summer
>>84073327I know when I was in school I liked walking about town at lunch it was a buzz. Totally sterile atmosphere now and junkie zombies everywhere.
i would like to thank the taxpayer for funding my shopping addiciton
Night of the living smackhead now.
>>84073371What you been buying
>>84073395drugsshoescolognemusic gear
>>84073415Yeah we call it aftershave here. You on about the American taxpayer I take it?
>>84073431You've got him there to be honest
If they're not seething at actual British personalities they're pretending to be on universal credit from their trailer park lmao
>>84073431cologne is different to aftershave lad
>>84073444This boils my piss that some foreigner is posing as one of us and talking shit at one of ours. Get to fuck pal.
>>84073446No , it is just a type of aftershave. No one is saying oh yeah lad you smelt me eau de parfum. Melt.
>>84073446Irrelevant. Nobody calls it cologne. Even if it is technically cologne we call it aftershave.
>>84073488You're replying to a forren. Their only goal is to cause disruption on feel street. Stay safe little lid.
Just telling the lads about the new cologne I bought with me benefits. Yeah. No.
Noticed a lot of these lower case foreigners. Weird.
>>84073415What music gear?
lads are mad over my scent collection
>>84073520He had a melty about my JUMP ROPE too
>>84073526>HeWho are you on about?
Visiting London province me. Looking for for new cologne and a new jump rope at the store.
>>84073520Nobody here calls it cologne. In the 1% chance you're english but you deliberately call aftershave cologne you're even worse than foreign (a nonce)
>>84073538My Mom lives there
>>84073514loads mate. digitech whammy dt is my most recent purchase
Mans said cologne. So confident as well as if we're just meant to accept it.
colognelad
>>84073563Oh nice I just got a midi keyboard and I'm thinking about getting a dj controller because I desperately need some creative outlets
This is why you're foreign. Nobody english has heard the word cologne anywhere in their life except American TV programs. You don't even understand why it stands out. You don't understand nobody calls it jump rope. From your perspective everybody calls it cologne where you live. You only understand aftershave to be a specific type of cologne which doesn't even have a scent. Right? Why would they call cologne aftershave? It doesn't make sense? Exactly. It's like Ruthmong saying province. He is so used to that (Turkey is divided into provinces) he can't undergrad how physically jarring that word is when applied to England.
>>84073307coorrr lad which model
britfeel for Brits get the muck out of britfeel
>>84073307Love NB i've worn them for the past 5 years now. I've never spent more than around 80 quid for a pair though.
>>84073606There is a certain type of posh middle class mong who might say cologne because they think that's what real cologne scent aficionados are supposed to say. Insufferable nonces.
full sugar coke for me my leeeeeeeeeeds, no nasty fucking chemicals for me, not on your nelly
Cologne and province should be bannable offences
If your aftershave hasn't got a picture of a ship or boat on it then you're a fucking fairy
i forget half of britfeel doesn't even wash, let alone have or wear nice fragrances
>>84073652>fragrancesGay.
HHL has good hygiene, unlike you
Typing in small letters me. Shows I'm really detached and above it all.
Bottle of Old Spice and a bottle of Brut that's all a real man needs.
>>84073661i can smell the lynx on you from here lad
>>84073652Nobody English whether they don't wash or shower 3 times a day calls aftershave cologne. This isn't going to get you of it colognemong.
>>84073606You've lost the plot lad
>>84073675i'm turkish obviously
>>84073665Just randomly bringing up HHL out of nowhere after he popped up on /brit/ earlier as well? Very natural mate, very smooth
>>84073685Genuine question are you actually brown?
>>84073672FCUK for me de lid. No I don't know which christmas it was from. Maybe covid times. Maybe not. Probably was.
>>84073694i'm white british mate
Anyone able to recommed some cat toys, that's you've owned and your cat has enjoyed apart from the mouse on a stick and catnip chew thing, for an 8yr old and 1year old cat ta.
Me? Small letters. Not bothered. Indifferent. Je ne sais quoi. You? Big letters. Fuming. Serious. Invested in conversation.
were you the sensitive kid at secondary school, lads?
>>84073715Literally teenage girl stuff
>>84073715Thought provoking. Logical.
>>84073715Remember to ask questions without a question mark for maximum "as you can see I don't even care"
>>84072003>made me smile that lad the other night who actually went out and did some gardening after being on a Stardew fixbeen on a little spending spree for my garden, ready for the weekend now
got a ticket to a Scotland game at the world cup so get in there
We could have themed threads and pretend to be from one country
getting bullied by the other kids on your council estate
HHL loyalists still standing back and standing by xFuck Qatar x
>>84073753Tell us about it lad we are here for you x
CORR fucking disgustingly good bumsesh that. Hunk had me in a full nelson and was slamming his willy up in my arse like he was cleaning out gutters. Very Michael Jordanesque the way he was slam dunking his whole shaft in me meat hoop oh AYE. Hosed me guts down with his creamy goo I think I might be pregnant OOOPH and an AYE.
I have done the thing XDin-din o'clock almost innit
>>84073687I don't frequent the place lad did he have his trip on?
eating lunch in the school toilets
>>84073773Nah, little fella's testing the waters>>>/int/219738237>>>/int/219738437
>>84073753My life from age about 10 to 18
>>84073775Just walked home. Lived near school.
>>84073784Before you replied to me or after you did, did you consider that I might be HHL?
>>84073741>been on a little spending spree for my gardennice one. what are you putting in there?
>>84073800>I might be HHLmany such cases
>>84073762don't be ban evading idiot.
4chan personality complex, you could probably get PIP for that lad.
So so so true
Corrrrrrr! Got that new Vinegar Syndrome order on tap. Missed the BFI Takeshi set, so not a bad compromise, especially on sale. Love me pink films. Oh aye. Love me Moon Lee from Mr. Vampire, too. Iron Angels films look lush. Gotta treat yourself. x
>>84073786Sad thing is many lads now in their 30s trying to act like the council estate bully online to compensate years later. Even sadder middle class lads who went to private schools doing the same.
>>84073950Glad I'm not 30.. YET.
>>84073940Likelihood you will actually watch these?
Sad I'm not 30.. ANY MORE ;_;
Certain lads ITT, unfortunately.
>>84073975did you make this? saw it in the previous thread.it's breddy gud (unless it was a template and not your idea).
>>84073975Aye that's me in the top left
>>84073975HHL bottom left
me, coping.
>>84074012You think a demoralisation woe is me spam mong is creative enough to make the images he reposts?
Just watched >GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DONT DIEat the movie pictures. It was very good, it has themes and plot. It's got AI to speak against AI and it's a bit like futureman and terminator and other media. I'll talk about it tomorrow, I would recommend it, it made me think.
Don't know why ruthmong talks in second person for his demoralisation spam>you are an ugly virgin you are a 40 year old unemployed Turkish man you live with your mother no rose will love youI'm a chad personally so it just comes off silly.
>>84074067It's like how he switches between simping for his asmr girls and then hating on them kek
>>84074042maybe. he posted it twice, so maybe he's proud of it.
Would you stick it in lads
>>84074107prime slampig material this.flabsesh
Mummy why are you getting arrested again? I want mcdonalds
A lot of just stop oil protesters are quite cute desu.
People mostly associate JSO with being a nuisance. It hasn't really advanced their message imo.
>>84073097was nice when she came back for a bit
Lockdown protests. 5G towers everywhere now. https://youtu.be/WxiZnV_HjJo
>>84074194The funny thing about YL is she simps for HHL who doesn't acknowledge her back. But then little lads like you freely simp for her even knowing she's here to simp for HHL. Chad HHL.
Just Stop Apus
>>84074107Phwaor lovely bri'ish rose that X
>>84074233That's an r9k egirl. Sems or something? Not British.
>If you're a good boyim and enlist, I'll let you sniff these anonWhat's the move here lads
Can't stop talking about him even though he isn't here
>>84074167mostly middle class, that's why
its the "just" of just stop oil that annoys me, like they think you can just turn tap and thats it. where do we get the plastic from or the asphalt for the roads what about fertilizer, it very very difficult to replace everything oil does there is no "just"
>>84074309Middle class... they are used to getting what they want
>>84074343Oh aye I'd let her stop my oil
>>84074343i used to live in oxford and every communist/socialist i met there was an upper middle class white young person. why are they like this?
>>84074309call me an optimist, but why not>Let's Build Nuclearor>Bring Back Bakelite
>>84074375maybe when you're that comfortable, you have to go out of your way to find causes to rally behind.
Middle class protest lass rebelling against daddy.
>>84073958Very high, lid. I watch everything I buy eventually. I watch two or three films a day and don't sleep much. Plenty of time for AI gooning in between.
Yes consume the carpslop little Koiyim.
>>84074662*summons these lads*
>>84074605I get distracted by my phone watching films. Takes ages.
IM A SMELLY SPASTIC MONGBOY WAA WAA WAA
>Appointmentshire in 6ish again alreadyckin ell X
https://www.youtube.com/@kaneisnotgood/featuredAnyone remember back in 2019 when this lad was harassing are Tim? Not on.
Kane won.Kane successful Youtuber.TJB on meds and locked away in a home for elderly spastics turning into a hecachumba
>>84075039not sure about thatkane makes tiktoks crying about his ex that dumped himhe's the same as us these days. stupid incel.
https://youtu.be/0I8EKI_4P18
>>84075104https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/daftpunkzomg
https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stairwaydon't play this at 3am, Crosslad
Spaffed again did i not XHafta get another hour or 2 of sleep in before the appointmentham hits don't i
>Page nineBuh-bye breadington X
*saves the thread*
>He actually saved the breadAh fuck, i can't believe you've done this.tar.gz
Arbroathy anal queen of scotland
miss r Arbs
corrr did some smartphone trickery to re-show the option to turn off Xiaomi """enhancements""" and now my phone is fast again.unfortunately the icons have all gone square and i can no longer set a wallpaper but I'LL TAKE IT.
>>84076775Reckon he topped himself when bitcoin crashed
Sparking out mongywongys
>>84076938Last time you sparked one out IRL?
>>84076945Never. Just here to rile up the boxroom mongs.
>>84076981Post your spacious room. You won't.
When will British society give an incentive not to live on benefits?I would get a job if there was a gf guarantee
>>84077012You are right, I will not be doing that. I have better things to be getting on with.
Bad news lads, only got 9 hours sleep last night.Crazy dreams as well, some fights, someone died, there was an attractive girl.Back in t'day I would have called them nightmares, but if they aren't scary and you're not distressed, is it really a nightmare?
>>84077016just become a muslim and shag yer cousin. As long as she's not your step cousin, it's ok.
>>84077033I already am from a Muslim family. I dont even know any cousins. Pretty sure that's a Pakistani only thing
What if people are having sex on stairs? Is that classed as step porn?>>84077079Is it. They're weird.What do you think about child marriages and consummating the marriage when the child is at the age of 9 years old?
Bit weird, how you can fuck kin that shares the same blood and grandparents, but you can't fuck yer step sister?
Hang on a minute, so you can't fuck a person you met on your father and step mother's wedding, because he's your step mother's son, but you can fuck marry and have children with a family member who you've grown up with?Bit weird isn't it.
>>84076938post fistyou wont
>>84077228You're right, I won't be doing that either.
>>84077228>post fistYes, I introduce them to my fist, then post fist, they are spark'd out.Do you want to be post fist? DO YOU?
>Pre fistAll cocky>Post fistSpark'd out.
>>84077238>>84077249soft girl fists that have never seen a day's work and never sparked anyone out
>>84077260Sounds like somebody wants a knuckle sandwich for breakfast, if you ask me.
>>84077271you sound like a man who uses hand cream on his hands 3 or 4 times a day
>>84077276Well you have to, can't leave fanny juice on yer hands all day. Sparking out fannies like you, and getting yer poof juice all over me, I need to clean up. Plus got to smell nice for all the clunge I smash.
>>84077284Kekked done him
Morning morning morning you bunch of marigold wearing puftas.
>>84077337*gives you a ticket with the number 3087 on it8Got a busy day today, I've got 3087 poofs to knock out, you're last. Don't fill yer knickers with poo, ya terrified sissy.
>>84077367>Don't fill yer knickers with poo, ya terrified sissy.Cracked me up hahaha nice one!
>>84077337alri lad, plans for today? Just bashed in a couple of balti bakes in the air fryer myself, going to sit and waste away watching youtube all day
Going all in and having a sausage, egg and hash brown sandwich for breakfast. It Friday lads.
Last time you've been sparked out?
>>84077399During fisticuffs? NEVERBut did get lightheaded when fishing a few years ago and fell over and cracked my head on a rock. Was out for a second. But that's nature, it can't be beaten, so I don't feel too bad about it.
Not really feeling it today if I'm being honest lads. Would have preferred to stay in bed for a bit.
>>84077418Any chance of feigning an illness and heading back to bed for a bit?
>>84077399Was asleep about 2 hours ago, so then.
>>84077431It's not really worth it really, got Monday booked off so being sick today would be quite suspish. I'm WFH and I don't have anything important to do. I just need to be at my laptop. Gonna finish making brekkie and then go and sit at desk for a bit. May turn in for a nap in a little while.
>>84077445Ah WFH is easy, treat yourself to a couple of naps. It's still early so maybe have 3? 10:20 - 10:55, then 13:00 - 13:30, then 15:00 - 16:30.
>>84077386Woah FarmFoods I didn't know they were still going. I just have slaving on today but only until 3:30 so it's not so bad and I got a new game that I want to play. I looked at Stardew vally and it seems like a nice game, chill an all, but I found a similar game that just looks a bit more fun, even if it is a bit morbid. >Graveyard Keeper - Last Journey Editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcepkJ6L4Ew
>>84076938Y..y..you wou...wouldn't say that t..to mmmmmy face
>>84077571No point, you'd be sparked out, unable to hear anything.
When is the next britfeel meet-up? I'd like to spark out some britfeelers.
Really can't be arsed to do anything. The week of multiple adventures has taken it's toll. Don't think I could even be arsed to doss about playing vidya.
>>84077668We're having one next month lid, just need to agree on the location.
I've subtly infiltrated the britfeel private chats and have acquired a significant amount of liquid LSD. My intention is to massively dose everyone present with the trip of a lifetime, and then film what follows. There is no escape.
The last thing you see before getting sparked out
The nonces from the britfeel discord regularly meet up
>>84077716the paedocord as it were?
>>84077716Nice that anons meet up, good to see some have formed life long bonds from being here.
>toilberg looms again>have to go in on Monday to "discuss" this years wagie slavery (generally start again in april) >the cunt is going to try and push me into full time as everyone is leaving>i already work full time but only 9 months a year>i made it clear last year i like this way of working>my position hasn't changedWill be entertaining watching him try to threaten me in the nicest way possible kek
>>84077771Golfcourse anon?
Another high volume mega poo flushed down the drain. That means I can do another load of opioids.
bet this would be a bad feeling when in a remote bit of wilderness.
>>84077792>me next monthi keep alternating between "ugh fuck not back to this shit again and "ah sure it will be fine, be good to get out doing shit" Cant win de lids
>>84077771Why can't you work 12 months a year, what makes you so special? You could be out there fixing the drainage in the lower fields during the winter. >ted and ralph moments that fix the drainage in the lower field {the fast show}https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QBsa9yAMUI
When I see a post with an anime picture attached I automatically assume the poster is a paedophile.
>>84077837I dont want to lad, ive been working seasonal for over 5 years nowThe place is going to shit big time, This year coming up there will literally be me and one other lad to do everything, so fuck knows how we will get any time off (its usually 12 days on 2 off the entire 9 months )The old lad is retiring this year and hes already made it clear he is doing FUCK ALL , hes been off on the sick for 5 weeks at this point , he will only sit in his tractor and cut rough, nothing else (the tractor is broken)
I get it now. His abuser, the man who groomed him, used anime. #NotAllAnime
>>84077874I was only having a giggle. 12 on 2 off isn't that what they call continental shifts? Do your work hours increase with more light in the day too?I'm not surprised you want a couple of months off a year, 12 on 2 off sounds gruelling.
My doss schedule? All off none on, I feel it suits my abilities best.
>>84077892I call it slavery We used to do some overtime in the middle of summer to get things nice looking for competitions etc, but since last year the management got a reshuffle and had a big falling out with everyone, so all the extra helping out stopped kek
Can't stand people who eat slowly
Umm, yeah?...It's the kind of deal where we pay you money for things but you don't come to love at our house. Pretty normal standard deal that everyone else is fine with.I bought some stuff from a butcher yesterday. I didn't then invite the guy to stay at my flat.What forms this sort of mindset in them?
Me? watching the UK Open 2026
>>84077974>dartsMong activity for mongs
>>84077920What was the incentive for OT? It must have been more than the standard hourly rate. Who the fuck wants to do more hours on standard rate when you're doing 12 on 2 off?
Indian guy at my work is going to have an arranged marriage. Think they got introduced about 6 months ago. He's annoying as fuck but good for him I suppose.
>>84078014>arranged marriageGrim af
>>84077974>Me? watching the UK Open 2026Nice.
>>84078019Yeah pretty gnarly. Suppose it might be alright if she's fit.
Depressed af today, getting some super spicy food now for that dopamine hit
>>84078008you have no idea the amount of shit they try in this place lad, its fuckin wild at times No Christmas bonus this year and we had to pay for our own Christmas dinner, full price, in the restaurant . we also had to put money behind the bar so we could all have THREE whole drinks to our selves Fucking pack of wankers imo
>>84078005You could have just said you have no mates lad
>>84078100I do but they are not braindead alcoholics
Back de lads. Been moving house for the past week or so. Haven't done it for 10 years so forgot how stressful it is. Not really a fan of the new place, but I don't really have any choice in the matter so them's the breaks.
>>84078213> I don't really have any choice in the matterHalfway house? Nonce?
>>84078210You've got no mates.
>>84078213Fucking hate moving, used to do it basically every year when I was younger. Now I bought a place, that's admittedly a bit shit, but don't think I'll move for at least ten years which is nice.
>>84078210Mine aren't either lad
>>84078213>don't really have any choiceHow come? Parents moved again?
Tyrants.
>>84078083That's dog wank, why bother when you could just use your own money to go out with your mates or bird?Anway, I'm going to have a little look at this vidya called Graveyard Keeper. Let me know if you want a grave digging for you.
>>84078236Live with Mum, previous landlord is selling all of his houses so turfed us out. The old place was knackered and had serious issues with damp (which became more evident when clearing the place out) but I'd kinda gotten used to it after being there so long. This place is more out in the sticks as well so I'll have to get used to not having as much on my doorstep.
A sex offender with a lisp gets to provoke and film drunk females. Bit wrong that.https://youtu.be/CYs_1PRsnqE
>>84078287God all of this is just grim and depressing The over confident mong thinking hes immune to a knife in his arse because hes got a camera and the hordes of drunken gremlins and dodgy brown folk all screaming standing around piss soaked streets crawling with rats What a wonderful country de lids
>>84078272yes please lad, ill just jump in when the time feels right
Hate DJE more than Veitch. At least he is only a domestic abuser... though he does have a very young autistic girlfriend who was in college when he met. Curtis... though or whatever other name he goes by...what a wrongun. Why would a grown man want to make videos of a child in a sexual context? He even paid the girl to try on very tight gym wear. Any other sex offender would have to use pre-approved devices but he gets to go round filming drunk teenagers. I think this is not right. They are bad frauditors.
>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/britain-popular-breeds-government-plans-b1273685.htmlApparently the government in their infinite wisdom want to ban basically every dog breed it seems Im not putting the full list here as its 67 different breeds Some of the big scary dogs like>pugs>sheepdogs>shitzus >collies>any other version of collies/sheep dogs >chihuahuas >dashhounds (sosij dogs) >beagles >corgis >terriers (all) This seems like a piss take tbqh
>>84078321It's gotten so bad the mayors of the cities are trying to bribe youtube into demonetising youtubers that film the bad parts. Reality is: Britain is shit. Maybe importing millions of browns, having a slap on the wrist or no action taken against the vast majority of crimes has caused this.
Memedog owners on suicide watch
If a drunk woman chucked her drink over me she'd be decked and in self defence. I would have her arrested too. He shouldn't have let that go the wrongun.
>>84078395sparked OUT
Want to get pissed but at work for another 4 hours
Don't know why you neet losers don't give YouTube a shot. Start filming people outside and bait them into getting arrested.
This cow thinks she's intelligent but all she does is make videos of herself writing some cringe book or going on about some manuscript. She doesn't even work. I know she would absolutely hate the thought of actually doing a job that benefits the economy and society. Sad little woman.
>>84078431wouldnt mind having a go on that one phwoar
>>84078436Just don't look down when she's wanking you silly.
>>84078436Wouldn't mind taking a dip with her and introducing her to new pleasures.
Ruby has murderer's thumbs. I would imagine if a young guy had them, he'd be an incel.
>>84078431She's probably more intelligent than you.
So many middle class women get to coast life doing as little work as possible. You always see a lot of women on YouTube somehow travelling to a new country every fucking month.
>>84078471I bet she wouldn't even know a thing about computers. She just uses macs and an ipad.
>>84078473>get to coast life
>>84078473do any of them ever go to turkey?
>>84078402Had some slovak come up to me a few year ago, dead of night, asked if I were 'buying'. Said nah mate, not into anything like that. He started getting arsy about it. Thought he was about to try swinging for me so I spun his jaw and robbed his gear off him (Weed, just under an ounce). Silly prick, fuck around find out I guess.
>>84078481That's grammatically correct, mong.
>>84078482I don't live in Turkey. I am one hour from Oxford. I would move to Turkey in a heartbeat if offered.
see again with the unnecessary mongboying, this is what we were talking about the other day, we need control over it
>>84078473You coast through life doing as little work as possible too though
>>84078481mongboy having an esl moment
I would have sex with Ruby. I think we all would like a frigid girl.
>>84078492What province is that lad?
>>84078498Why would I want to work, pay rent, bills and have no money left in some shit deadend job? Working doesn't benefit me.
>>84078502Someone just said that to make it look like there's a Turkish person here. Sad.
>>84078496There are no laws around mongboying anyone on feel street the best thing you can do is call out the obviously wrong mongboys, like the most recent one. kek.
Mans said province
>>84078508Same as cologneLad last night making us think ameritards are amongus
>>84078514/brit/ is full of foreign flags why should it be any different here
Can you believe will has stuck it in her and you haven't even had sex yet. sad.
>>84078509>There are no laws around mongboying anyone on feel streetthere should be
>>84078508You said it mong. You tried to do damage control every day since you said it. This your new strategy somebody else said it? Kek. Nobody here is smart enough to even think of that desu. It was you thinking all countries have provinces like turkey. Mong.
Last night you sparked out a mongboy, and you enjoyed every second of it.
>n-no i meant c-county..KEK
Why would an English man have fantasies of white English girls as if they're like mythical creatures. If you're english they're just girls. Normal.
>>84078546Because he's only ever seen them on youtube. He doesn't know if they even really exist.
Lads I am disgusting. All I can think about at work is putting my tongue in Lisa from BlackPinks perineum.
>>84078546>If you're english they're just girlsAnd you'd also know that our English lasses aren't really that attractive unless you're from the 3rd world or snag a prime bit of snatch.
Sparking mongboys out and it a lush.
Anyone else have a problem with masturbating in the toilet at work?
>>84078567Why do you have a problem with it?
>>84078560No finer thing in life than this
How common is rape really? Have you ever known a woman who has been raped?
>>84078574I think masturbating to porn at work is affecting my relationship tbqh. Makes me less horny at home.
My parents gaslit me when I was growing up
oh god lidsthe fucking new swingarm has been delivered , please, everyone pray to whoever the fuck that the swing arm bolt comes out freely PLEASE
There are multiple sides to people. SO many men have sexual issues tbqh. So much shit has happened. All those rock stars. All those Epstein billionaires.
>>84078597Some of my best wanks have been at work, usually saved for when I was massively hungover though.
>>84078591Shoutanon raped women
>>84078613>>84078613>>84078613>>84078613underground over ground britfelling free
