sparkzone edishion
attention de lids. all sparkfrogs are to cease sparking by royal decree de lids.
Once upon a time the Spark Frogs were our frens. We took care of our little Helpers. Fed them, bathed them... loved them. Then they got freedom. SPACCA was established. The Street Seethers bred with the Helpers. The Spark Frogs were born. Things will never be the same. Can't even leave the house anymore without hearing the deafening crunch of a pensioner's jaw being sparked.
>*Gets off horse*>Exclaims "Nu breadinghams." out loud>*Gets back on horse again and rides towards breadingham*
BREAKING NEWS ON FEEL STREETSPARKFROGS PREDICTED TO WIN THE FEEL STREET ELECTIONSA DARK DAY FOR FEEL STREET
>>84139542was like an exciting adventure, this post. i read it three times.
I have defecated XIndeed yes
>>84139475I watched requiem for a dreamIt was ok, basically>heroin feels good but don't do it >or your girl will suck nigger dicks for heroin>and do ass to ass Epstein parties>also your arm will get amputated >and your mother will get schizophrenia
>>84139667Corrrrrr! Jennifer was nice and strung out in this flick. Nice arse. OH AYE!
Spunking up Crossys arse, oh aye
sandra squating over sean and prolapsing
>>84139667rewatched this recently. it's a good film but i remember it being all dark and serious, it's just over the top and silly (but the actual events/filmmaking, not just daft characters like in Trainspotting).old lady's plotline is best plotline. giving up sugar is a nightmare.
do not sexualize crossy x
boob to boob
>>84139753oh my days bet they're having a right nipplegasm!
Britfeel is getting retarded
Need some good kino to watch this weekend me X
>>84139753asymmetrical docking doesn't seem like it would work IRL. their nipples would be in different places.
Mornin' de lads Mornin' de lads
>>84139789>getting
>>84139789the problem is you're either sober or intelligent. that's on you, IMO.
>>84139789its 11am the mongs who jerked off and got drunk/stoned last night have just moved 3ft from their beds while the stench of their unwashed semen encrusted underwear reaches them at they sit at their laptops... they are annoyed that they might have to move again to piss and so they mong their mental diarrhea into their first few posts.11am, every day. They cant help it.
>>84139816Life feels so empty without him :(
>>84139840i have a desktop.
>>84139816Rothercunt.
Might go to a bar in Bangkok alone tonight. Might meet some interesting cunts.
>>84139816Morning de lat oh yeah its morning de lit oh yeh it's mornin de lot oh in the morning de LAWD
>>84139924More likely to meet a few cocks I reckon.
>Jews are using white phosphorus on civs in lebanon rnQuite demonic innit
I shlap my balls upon it.
>>84139938And the USA is bombing Iran in part so Trump can cover up the Epstein file allegations that he raped a 13 year old girl. US strikes killed hundreds at a girls school. At this point may as well support the Houthis lads.
Hello. I am BBC journalist Louis Theroux. I am doing a documentary about Britfeel. Why do you come to Britfeel and what do Britfeelers talk about?
>>84139977when is your brother doing another documentary?
>>84139977>Why do you come to BritfeelFor human interaction, im very lonely
>>84139983Hi. I would like to refocus the interview away from me. I want to interview you. What is it that makes Britfeel special?
>>84139988I am sorry to hear that. Do you think Britfeel attracts mostly lonely people?
>>84139999You best fuck off before I spark you out de lid.
>>84139999Half the posters here are normal but pretend to be retarded the other half is actually retarded. The fun part is figuring out which is which.
>>84139993>What is it that makes Britfeel special?Nothing. Which is why it's so dead now.
>>84140039Which category do you consider yourself in?
>>84139993can you rephrase the question in the form of answering "when is your brother doing another documentary"?
>>84140051Me? I'm high IQ but lazy
when the aliens land you're going to regret taking the piss out of those alien hunters, Theroux.
How do you feel about women?
>>84139657>Cat News
i am average IQ (professionally tested) and i just like chatting to the lads here, reading what they have to say, clearing out wasp nests or whatever the latest is.
>>84140081I agree with ruthmong's take
did yous know that in olden times, knights had paintings of ladies on the inside of their shields? to remind them of beautiful things, what they are fighting for.that's why it's normal to wank to anime.
Would you say you feel comfortable talking to other people in real life?
>>84140118Yeah lad you wanking to some anime girls of questionable age is exactly the same as a medieval knight with pictures of his fair lady.
Literally all my boxer shorts have holes in them. They look like sex pants at this point. Easy access to my arsehole.
*informs the apus Motorhead guitarist phil campbell has died*
Fancied some Brains Faggots today but bought cumberland sausages instead, what am i like.
off to the shops de lid. anyone want anything de lid.
>>84140156hate this. maybe it's the loose threads or something, but they're uncomfortable. you can not notice a tiny hole then a few hours later you can feel it. how easy is sewing?
>>84140219>Brains Faggots they're pretty horrid compared to sausages. i'd say maybe it's the thought of them, but haggis is lush.also i've only ever seen/had them frozen. good Cumberland sausages from whichever supermarket's slightly-fancy range, corrr that's magic (can still freeze them, too).
Watching friend play GTA badly is so frustrating its insane >always just driving boat/jetski in circles aimlessly >gets them stuck on land>10 minutes of nudging it back into water>immediately gets stuck again >always somehow end up in buttfuck nowhere with no cars, miles of running>endless walking into random doors attempting to get into buildings >ive told him many many times that you can only access a few buildings >he wont listen>majority of the time is spent in some random corner of a building walking into walls as the camera is stuck close up so you cant really see anythingPlay games anyway you want but it really looks like a retard is just mashing at the controls in a desperate attempt to do anything
I have sneezed Haven't i XI have haven't i
>>84140225Iced Gems + a puzzle magazine
>>84140250It might be the gravy i'm after.... I'll do gravy with them, get the best of both worlds, i think i have peas, i know i have frozen mixed veg and oven chips, so that'll do.Currently eating a tin of mandarin segments from Aldi, top quality, not mushy bits like you get in asda, whole segments, firm but juicy... oooer
Another Saturday, another wedding fair!
me, been stifling my sneezes because of the pains in my chest. stings like hell when i sneeze, so it's just instinctive (i've tried letting a sneeze go through, just can't control it).is it dangerous to not sneeze properly?
>>84140283'ere you go de lid. never been asked to get anything before de lid. thank you for trusting me de lid. i am not a bad frog de lid. just misunderstood de lid.
why should i like a band if i can't relate to their lyrics? might as well watch a film at that point.
>>84140342what a nice and helpful young lad
>>84140342a lot of 2 letter words in that crossword. can only think of a couple. you sure that's not forrin lad?
hope you lads haven't forgotten about mother's day
>>84140342get sparked out
>>84140404you what de lid? forren de lid? better stop being ungrateful de lid.
any mothers ITT?
someone is about to enter the spark zone
>>84140423sorry mon ami, lapse of judgement, hope you can understand.have actually thought of a few more 2 letter words. even ones that would overlap on a crossword, like as/an and it/et.
>>84140453shouldn't have phone the plod de lid. just you wait de lid. i'll be back de lid.
>>84140436corrr one of my faves.
>>84140480>i'll be back de lid.>be>decor thanks lad that was 7 down and 8 across.
Might go for a shit
>angrily lifts head from phone>the look of disgust is unmistakable >WHATDUYA WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?????>back to staring at the phone It can be quite hard to converse with mumberg at anytime about anything tbqfh
https://youtu.be/vAtIjozsxO0https://youtu.be/aRA4AMQF5eMhttps://youtu.be/C-Ikdx3y34I^-^
Some good energy in the breadingberg todayMe? Just awokenated from a slumberino.
>>84140722Don't ruin the energy, please.
Nobody is safe from getting sparked out. Nobody.
WE GoING tO InfEsTGeTtiN iN Ur HeAD
Just finished a 90 min nap, shattered desu
How come britfeel is so slow today?
>>84140932no HHL.
>>84140932slow is good ladwe dont need >tee hee having a drink mefor 20+ hours because the spastic decided to have a drink
>>84140989>slow is goodThe problem is the remaining posters are shit, see crossmong
me? having a Diet Coke.thinking about having some speed. it's been months, i'd rather be well-rested, but pragmatically i just need to be awake and functional.
>>84141003Crosslad is my friend.
>>84140945And the breads are better for it.
Rather have HHL then the two scottish drug addicts here desu
o..o..one sh..shandy bbbass p..please
>>84140989I hope said person has snuffed it, honestly.
idek if she's a fatty, i need some fanny in me life A S A P or i might end up going rouge.
Detour to Goonbury-upon-spaffshire just concluded, didn't it X
beautiful day today, i had a walk in the park and fed the fish
>>84141078Surprised by this, usually the forrens fish the local ponds/lakes out of existence.
>>84141078corr do enjoy days like that when i can actually be arsed to go out and do something
>>84140932You got a problem with how we do things round here pal? You looking to get sparked out eh?? Big man COME AWWWWWWWN
>>84141089go outside more>>84141091today is the day! go the the shops by and cold drink or icecream then sit in the sun and enjoy
>>84141096How sure can we be that mark isn't moonlighting as sparkfrog?
>>84141105today is not the day anon, its nice and sunny yes but its also 6c
>>84141114Hoe can we be sure about anything eh lad eh eh?? There exist only one answer.
We dont need another heroWe dont need to know the way homeAll we want is life beyond Thunderdome
>>84141116its ok if you're in direct sunlight the shade is cold though
boring mongboy edish
>>84141150Boring seethemong post
are we humen? or are we dancer?
>>84141196im a duck
>>84141196im an incel and anon is a duck
>Cameronslop chinkie screener *still* not yet releasedThese got dang chinks need to up their gameI require kino
Do we call them personalities because they're the one with the most personality the ones that talk about anything
it loveIy
Oh wow, apparently they're already producing a sequel to War Masheen and want to turn it into a sloppified franchiseThese moneylenders want to turn every intellectual property these days into a franchise cash cowLindy Man tried to warn us years ago, didn't he
>>84141238Dunno what you're yapping about but yup
i'm a-duck-ted.to drugs.
>>84141182you fuming lad?whoahahaha
Fink i've gooned for like 2 hours earlier phwoarIt womfy innit X
>>84141244quack cocain?
You mate, YOU are the first AND last of your kind.
>Blew me noseberg too hard just now>It started bleeding a wittleckin ell
I miss Titlad, impossible to find tits on my own.
>>84141281what about bootylad?
Still can't get over how gucci War Masheen was, even with the stronk wahmin lesbian and magical negroe characters and allBeen starvin for Kino like this. (((Netflix))) really excels at distributing these kinds of kinematographiques
What a cute dorsal hump she has. Must be the genetics.
First dramatic burst of ageing is 44. This is grim to think about. I'm gonna be old looking soon without a gf.
>>84141364Made my peace with it, me.
>>84141289not as outstanding in content because we have already witnessed the perfect arse, KierStarmer/Sasha Grey, that mountain has been climbed. But Titlad always comes up with exeptional tits.
Mummington is working on Mother's Day. Not right.
Mums listening to this on an audio book. What utter tripe.
dont forget it mummys day tomorrow lads
>>84141477Kek, looks AI generated. Mommy slop.
>>84141477haha what's going on man, why is it werewolves and shite?i used to read Mills & Boon books in the library as a guilty pleasure. really struck just how bad they were.
>>84141540No idea mate. She loves watching vampire dairy's, shadow hunters and twilight on Netflix.
>>84141544I have the complete Vampire Diaries blurays, kek.
>Trynna chase down a particular, extremely obscure release>Can find the teaser for it but the actual release is listed freaking nowhere at the usual suspectsMy God lolI'm gonna cop this thing one way or the other
>>84141544maybe it's the same as our animes. just an odd genre to catch on, to the point these books are like stock templates rather than original stories. do the authors WANT to write them?i can understand the lids with their spicy AIs. there's dross on there, but what it generates can be surprisingly decent. quite enjoy arguing with fictional characters tbqh.
reminding mummy what a disappointment you are x
me, i have a soft spot for Lost Girl. it's like the last of the Buffy-clones (the end of an era).
Wapan in October. Cant wait x
>>84141740Lost Girl is kino mate, no need to be ashamed. I have the complete DVD set.
could any lads recommend any collections of short stories? either an anthology or some collected works like picrel?fantasy, sci-fi, crime, whatever. something where you just dip into a story, have yourself a fun little adventure in an afternoon's read.
>>84141846Robert E Howard was a lot like us ya know. He was devastated that much by his mother's death he took his own life shortly after. Very tragic.
Reminder britfeel, this is gods plan.
>>84141899god wants me to knock one out today?
>Spaffed spontaneously again just now Third time's the charm, is it not
Dis my postbox lid. Wost office closed? Not my problem is it lid this is my spark zone de lid and i shall not let you in it at all de lid! The other lids said this could be my spark zone de lid come one step closer and I'll spin your wuckin' jaw de lid.
>>84141860aye it sad. i read a few of these and always had this idea in my head he was some grey-bearded bloke, maybe even writing them over decades Arthur Conan Doyle style.but he died at 30? fucking hell.
>>84142010look at his little feets nawww
>>84142010m-my mistake mate, wasn't trying to use your postbox at all haha. this letter? was just carrying it for a friend, he's over in OFFICES. mind if i squeeze past? i can walk round if it's too much trouble.
Your boomer neighbour who is too cheap to use central heating will die soon and is giving you cancer. Ridiculous these things are allowed in streets with lots of homes.
>>84142010*kicks you in the head and sits on you as I post my letter*get fucked wee man
>Almost din-dinshire o'clockOh my X
s-spa...spark you.. de... lid i will.
Do we have a sparking epidemic running through the twisted halls of britfeel towers?
Watching Dunblane documentary on BBC. I think the police caused him to snap and commit this massacre. There was a lot of corruption back in the 90s. What do you think? Now how do we deal with the muslims and browns walking around with machetes in 2026?
*alerts the apulence*Yes, yes, well you see he's been thoroughly sparked ou-Oh... I will hold, yes.
fairly sure ive just seen an Iranian drone flying over the thread
What's there to even do outside? Going for a walk would get boring after a while. There's only so much you can do in your local area. Ok...I get a job but then I'm just bored shitless earning minimum wage and still having to do the routine with mummy when I get home. I'll never afford to be independent. Other lads have girlfriends and split the costs...they can move out. There's no reason for me to get a job. It's grim.
>>84142275could go outside and film women in public lad
>>84142198the prophet has cast a spell of protection over britfeel towers but his power cannot cover feel street as a whole
>>84142278Well that's the only incentive to go out. To film and bait police responses. Not necessarily to film women.
>tfw no mummy gf to clean up and give me sex when I'm done playing vidyas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8yCP5WQVw>(((Jews))) attacking kharg island just as i'm almost done watching thisOh wow (((They))) are moving fast, aren't they
What's your favourite obscure video game?
>>84142326Nice try lad. Not being profiled.
no funny business de lids. i am warning you de lids.
>>84142301ive got a couch just like that, except the covered in shit part
Ruh roh mefinksRuh roh indeedGet ready for anuddah fuel price hike, my sweet little goyimses. Yahweh wills it
>>84142330Drat!
Ate a little too much didn't i X
does blad still post here?
Spent 70 quid on a toothbrush x
>>84142283Thank you, may the Prophets protection guide us in moments of uncertainty.
>>84142326super blood hockey
>>84142326Wonder Project J2
Favourite Pokemon, ladz?I like the one that is a set of keys
>>84142535Shoe.
>>84142326http://autofish.net/clysm/art/video_games/seiklus/index.htmlthere's probably a bunch of games like this. it's really basic and slow as far as a platformer goes, i don't think there was a 'real' Game Maker game until Undertale.but it's a charming little exploration game with solid chiptunes. if the developer had been Japanese, it could have heen in the same camp as Cave Story and Yume Nikki.
Don't feel like pies today xFuck Brighton xhttps://youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE?si=iQ0xStIk7MlmuPj0
Got a pair of New Balance 9060s didn't I xThey're the talk of the town
>>84142621Quick update regarding the state of your wollocks?
>>84142621Would rather live in brighton than sunderland desu
Stinky brown puckered arseholes
How do you become more optimistic about your country? I see people like>This country isn't so bad! We never have earthquakes or natural disasters, we never get invaded or have missiles launched at us, we have the NHS etc. But I still feel like I dont like this place.
The SICK and TWISTED mind of i*n h*ntley.
Any lads here seen a corpse IRL?Found my stepdad dead in his bed after he died from cancer in the night. It was a weird experience
>>84142724i hate the media so much
bloke turned up at a place I used to work for his first day as our the new foreman for the service yard. I'd say it got to around 10am ish, i'd gotten up for my 3rd or 4th fag of the day, opened the office door (it was portacabins) to see someone giving him cpr on the step to the door... he'd fucking croaked it on the first day.
>>84142435Yes hello. What is it you would like to ask?
>>84142774Never seen but knew about the guy at my office who died at his desk from a heart attack. Seemed grim to be the final destination of your life.
>>84142724Gods plan innit.
forgot i had a tub of haagen dazs in the freezer. waheeyy
I don't like to talk about uncomfortable topics.
Thinking about that lad who was insistent that Under the Skin wasn't a horror film.
>>84142898>Haagen-Dazs creation by Reuben Mattus, inspired by Denmark's treatment of Jews during WWIIbin it NOW
I think the Holocaust happened and that it was a bad thing.
time to fucking get comfy me lidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTS3Ur_yEw
>Fluoxetine (Prozac) is often considered a "weight-neutral" or, in the short term, weight-loss-associated SSRI compared to other antidepressantsBiggest load of sh*te ave read in a while n_n
>>84142972Would b interesting to see whats their up to now
Premium satanic brainwashing muck slop in 2015. "Snakehips". Ye right. I loved this song in 2015 lel.
Had a few jars in towns with me mates now garn homes x
https://youtu.be/-SjPVVeNdKY
>>84142974maybe it's the choccies x
>Leviticus 19:28: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
>>84143120>Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the deadu wot m8
just been outside, me. first time in March. only on an alprazolam too.downside is the corner shop was closing when i got there so i didn't have time to browse. left me no choice but to get an overpriced Malteasers Teaser and a Starbucks Mocha Delight.
>>84143141>Starbucks Mocha Delight.at this hour
Drove me mums eleccy car to tesco. coor blimey those things are RAPID. you put your foot down and it launches like shit in a stick x
>>84143129It was a pagan practice in BC times to mourn the dead.
>>84142974How much of that a day lad
>>84142974I used to be on 60mg for about 5 years.. Not blaming the tablets for my weight gain but it could be a contributing reason.
>>84143120>Register>500 starsthis was such bullshit, if it's the website i'm thinking of. it wasn't like modern e-shops or microtransactions (good), but i entered in every game/console i bought and with my points the best thing i could get was some Mario desktop wallpapers and a ringtone.but there WAS some really high tier, like if you had 20,000 stars you could get an actual, real game of your choice. just like that, as a bonus. after spending thousands on Nintendo games/merch. fuck you Nintendo.
how do i get a better paid job without selling my soul? 30 grand a year feels like nothing these days. half of it is taxed
>>84143120https://youtube.com/shorts/Gz4qt9aCpmIhttps://youtube.com/shorts/D08Vot9FUd0
>>84143179How much did u gain if I can ask?>>8414316760mg
>>84143084True indeeds.x=.=
Back homes now garn have a few wokkles the get a wizza in. No more benders for me. Not after this week x
guess the tunetk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss tk tss BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
>>84143148aye lad. went to bed at 5am or so and woke up 6-7ish (hope you got back to sleep Crossy)got my friend mate A coming round and she's bringing some cans of Relentless. but i didn't know if her local shop would have them (she texted me to say they did right before i went in the shop).but if i could turn back time 1 hour 5 mins? i'd have got a Relentless.
proper kicking off on that cash converters thing
strawb daq oh aye
guess the tunedut dut dut dutVREEEEEEEEEEEEEE VROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>84143287is it the Vengaboys after Al-Qaeda's left a suspicious package on the Vengabus?
>>84143264It's me lol. God knows how much I've gained since being on the stuff. Not taking them anymore I'm on a different SSRI now.
Imagine having something else to do on a Saturday.
>>84143366what mong pills are you on
https://youtu.be/nt4bFkN_xnQ
guess the tunestompclapstompclapstompclapstopcla-guitar
>>84143384Vortioxitine at the moment. Not working as usual so the quacks want to put me on something else I think.
>>84143154I get really motion sick in electric cars. Strange feeling de lid.
About to nightwalk. Any song suggestions?
>>84143408ac/dc ? i cant remeber the song name
fucking constipated again
>>84143511what mood are you going for?
>>84143544Anything nocturnal.
>>84143511>About to nightwalk.same lid
>>84143539>fucking constipated againNo shit?
>>84143511Crazy Frog - Axel FCORRRR! DOOTDOOTDOOT DA DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT DA DOOTDOOTDOOT DOOTDOOTDOOT DA DOOT DOO DOOTDOOTDOOTBING BING!
this + spliff = heaven xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1bC97ANtrw
>>84143549>No shit?no shit :(
Off to beddinghams, is it X
>>84143551Good choon to spark out nonces too, or so i've heard.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONSMY FRIENDSBINGhttps://youtu.be/S_IAqwrvEuU?si=p2vcD5u9MWUUSkDg
STAND BY MENOBODY KNOWSTHE WAY IT'S GONNA BE
Where were you while we were getting high, /britfeel/?
*informs the apus that actor turned nonce john alford (from londons burning) has died*
Garn bed now if thats alright with you my lads
>>84143705casualty was better than londons burning desu, less nonces in casualty
uk is too dangerous to nightwalk. id do it if i didnt have earphones on i reckon.
Knocking back the last few wokkles nowMight as well x
>>84143747Why won't you stop ban evading, Sean?
>he sparked out the wife and the kids as they left the car, frog came out of nowhere.>took a sharp blow to the head as I rushed to the front door>cowering in the bedroom now, he's glowering through the window>we did everything to frogproof the house>he shouldn't have gotten in
For me? It was the soap opera Family Affairs.
EVERYBODY YEAHhttps://youtu.be/rZSXpshaHQw?si=TJJbAVSBwsZFu-nd
All kicking off at Park LaneHHL knows the score x
Deano will be entering a fanny shortly
The battle for Sandhill has begun x
paedolad edish
Just sparked up a J lads, if that is alright with you lot?
>>84143830no it makes we want to hurt people so best open the window before i through you through it :)
never got the whole shame you lads have around virginity.
>>84143830Do it again I'll spark you out de lid. No ganja in my gaff de lid. No funny business de lid.
>>84143843>no it makes we want to hurt peoplemongboy
I say jump, Britain says how fucking highs x
10 weeks off the sniff tomorrow. Dealer doesn't even text me anymore.I'm finally freeI won x
he's back and too scared to put his trip back on whoahahahah
>>84143919Wollocks status de lid? Gonna spark your wollocks de lid. Alright with you de lid?
spasticated nonce
Life's lush when you don't do your wollocks in. Now I'm back in with my old mates who ghosted me for me ages for being a baghead. It about to get womfy x
Trip or you're larping again lad ha ha
I'm a woser baby xhttps://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=CePBfvxaOcC9W--T
