Swanage Museum edish
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>>84131105Much better edish, nice
Crosslad's toothbrush reminded me i once got one of these pens, clearly aimed at bairns but the whole point is it's ergonomically designed for left-handers, or summat.not actually comfy at all. do not recommend.
How did britfeel come about?
*conjures a sparkfrog containment trap*
>>84131179Ask Poley on the discord.
>>84131192Fuck you de lid. Was just about to quadro-spark some wagie out then clean your clock de lid.Your wagic won't last forever de lid, then me and my frens gonna pay you a visit.
>>84131179Peeds
>>84131192Is that a threat de lid. You'll regret that de lid. You've been warned de lid.
The community has spoken, we have chosen this thread over that other shite one.
Never had a sweet rose like ruth in 2010.
>>84131238>>84131255DOHO! you are all bound by my magic spell, until someone utters the magic words!(please, nobody try to guess the magic words)
>>84131280Proper british rose she was innit
>>84131295Was? Yeah I guess. Probably a right rude cow irl.
>>84131305What are you like IRL?
yep britfeel is now just the same two scottish drug addicts and sean reposting the same shite. what a state.
>>84131307Correction: britfeel is just same two scottish drug addicts, sean reposting the same shite and you reading it all
>>84131306Boring I guess. There's nothing really much to say about me. I don't really exist.
Just apply for jobs. You'll feel better working some shit job. Life isn't about relationships. It's about making money for some rich cunts who get all the pussy in the world. Fuck being a slave.
>>84131179bloke on the left was going through an experimental period with the bloke on his right, and they made a baby together called /r9k/. rather than a bastion of art and enlightenment, it turned out /r9k/ could not rise above its primitive feels. Britain got its own /feel/ province, because we're like lepers of the internet. nobody knows what happened to the two young men.
>>84131294Your pagan magic doesn't work here de lid. Time to get your jaw spun de lid.
Me when i put my sisters names on the mothers day flowers aswell even tho they didn't ask me to and am paying fr it
Am lowkey in two minds to ask fr a tenner tho n_n each
>>84131326>de lidi knew i should have made the magic words something else.
Reminder to fellow pussy lovers that many popular flowers r toxic to cats Like pretty much all of them.ngl..:https://www.cats.org.uk/media/gb1jkhcr/cats_protection-safe-plants-guide.pdfSafetst ones to get is Roses nd Orchids
>>84131342pls also throw on>and from all the lads at /britfeel/, who wish Crossmammy all the best xx
Especially never get lilys if you have a cat n_n
>'Rancid fish oil can lead to unpleasant body odors, including a fishy smell, due to the oxidation of omega-3 fats in the oil. This oxidation can produce compounds that may be released through sweat and breath, resulting in a condition known as trimethylaminuria, or fish odor syndrome.'
Ruthmong chained to a radiator in a mosque
Many hard working women will be pleased to know the weekend is close.
>>84131362I'm not a muslim. I'm an atheist british lad.
>>84131360There already exists treatment for TMAU by avoiding certain foods, not classed as a disability or illness by the DWP.
>>84131354Finking of jst staying awake me. Idk tho. I want a nap but if I have a nap for 5 mins I will sleep for 10 hours. I cant do nap.
>>84131390yeah i'm cursed the same way it's why i do these all-nighters. i envy people who can just have an hour or two of kip (and what, that helps???)but it's like..."i'm awake now, better power through until the next night."is it bad if you sleep during the day? could you just have a full 10 hour sleep? then maybe go to bed at 4am or something, then make it 3am, then 2am, eventually you'll just be normal!
>>84131362Ruthmong chained to the radiator in the mosque minaret en-suite while he shits out his uncles spunk x
>>84131348I am too powerful for the likes of you de lid. Don't go crying to mummy now de lid. You made your own bed de lid. Now you have to lie in it de lid.
>>84131348Take off robe n wizard hat u.u
>>84131445I don't need a hat but you'll never take my robe
>>84131445lol a classicwas gutted to see bash.org just disappeared. we're at the point where old websites quietly vanish. they could be running fine for years but the owner is dead, like ghost sites, scary
imagine being addicted to painkillershahahahahah fucking gay!
Feeling very upsetty spaghetti today.
>>84131378No proof youre british though
>hur dur ai>me so cleverIf only you know how bad things really end up.
spam mong making 95 percent of the posts currently.SAD!
Me? Widemouth Bay rn.
IS FUCKN WIMDY
>>84131519Who is spam mong and where are the posts big man?
>just used ai>i are rly clever>cognitive-decline.webm
Morning, morning, morning, and happy Friday! Woah Friday the 13.
Me sparking turkslug out de lids
>>84131527Driving to Wareham laters?
>>84131570Cute lass
rancid nonce hour just begun
>>84131581Paedophiles are people too they didnt choose to be born like that
>>84131572Corr look at those gauntlets, is he making an Iron-Frog suit or has he defeated Thanos and taken the gauntlets? In either case should a frog have this much power?>>84131579She's not interested unless you have a job, a house and lots of friends desu.
>>84131572A valuable service Sparkfrog, we are all in your debt
wonder if hhl is drinking today
slug is only two letters away from frog
Letter 1: Form S2F - Application for species transmogrification Letter 2: Gastropod Recognition Certificatethat's all it takes for frog to become slug.
Just wish SeasideMARK would come back.
>>84131653Standing back and standing by. I'm still here de lid.
>>84131629I wish u luck breaking the curse n turning back frm froge to handsome Prince =^-^=
Clouds is passing the sun so its going like..bright..shade..bright....shade..bright....its rly satisfying on the eyes (closed)
Unlucky for somes x
Gotten back just now 'aven't i Phwaor X
>>84131688I like when it's very warm outside but cloudy, I sit outside and like how my skin changes from warm to less warm, almost prickles from the cold but not cold enough, and then back to warm. >tfw we are both hypersensitive. Differently but the same.
You know what lads. Who sparks those spark frogs out? Maybe we need to team up against them. They've knocked my mum out four times since the start of the week.
>>84131759Thast a good 1. Overcast days is comfy. Pic is a molecular cloud in space that looks like Jesus,cone nebula https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_Nebula
>>84131527Nice pic. Comfy
So the ambulance wasn't for a homeless woman, turns out the lad above me in the block did himself in.Death is ever closer britfeel, brushing directly past me, what do you do when it's lingering shadow still encroaches. Begone foul demon.
>>84131791I save that picture from the last time. I was one of the lads you were talking with about it being in black and white. I was posting 'off avatar' whatever that's meant to mean, because the seethers were on one. I love how technology has been able to give us these beautiful pictures. Warm days, overcast skies, and a very gentle wind. And lay in a field with long grass, you feel the hair on your arms move a microsecond before you feel the grass move against your skin. You know the sensation from the grass is coming, it's not a shock, you're waiting for it, welcoming it.
>>84131527Google say this is 7 min drive from bude tunnel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKcH_2ldyh0
>>84131831Yea honestly back in secondary skewl I had a coffee table book Ya know like a big oversized book. That ws all photos frm space like that..,it's nice jst to look at. Back when Sky at Night was still going n_n
loggin on to /britfeel/Helper posts a shit mealfrogs are sparking mongboysSpacker's hearing fake noiseoh look another /pol/ posteveryone's a seetherbut it's the thread i love mosti could never leave her <3
>>84131767I'll be back around soon de lid. Sparking out the rest of you de lid. Better watch out de lid.
Just got myself a desert bowl full of sweetcorn fried off in a bit of butter and garlic. LUSH x
Classic one this one is lads https://youtu.be/7GQ7QNiS0Js
>>84131872what is it you were saying about space photos before? thought it was interesting but i can't remember, Lollers jogged my memory.>I was one of the lads you were talking with about it being in black and white. photos of space are in black and white?
=.= https://youtu.be/hj3B0mR8LAg
>>84131933Bro fell ina slush puppy..=.= its over..
>>84131933>photos of space are in black and white?NTA but, yes, think about it, we only got colour photographs several decades ago. Those in space haven't had chance to catchup with our technology yet. Not many people have been to space, they probably don't even know we have colour photography. They keep sending craft down to inquire about our technology, but the murricans keep shooting them down and abducting the pilots. Quite fucked up really.
like a chicken coop
>>841319573 dodgy households in the middle stealing land from their neighbours. State of that fence. I'd go apeshit.
reckon over half of you wouldn't pass the turing test
i want a fat pool playing gf lads its not fair
>>84131960>fighting over 2 foot of land>not fighting to be not penned in like a farm animalwhy are we like this in this country
>>84131972Same everywhere neighbours live in close proximity to each other.The better question would be, why are humans like this?
>>84131933The basics of it was, Crossy was telling us about his book with the pictures, how they are black and white but photoshop is used to colour them. He's right, layers are added to create a colour image. Those layers come from layers taken from light filters going through the wave spectrum, infrared through to ultraviolet. Crossy had other points to make, but I can't remember them now and I'm not going into the archives because I'm happy that we had a nice talk and don't want to sour that.
>>84131970Wops' cousin?, she could fuck her, but not if it was her step cousin.
I see you lid. fuck you cunt.
Actually I just made a valid point. Step stuff bad. So you could fuck marry and have children with your cousin who shares the same kin, yet you couldn't fuck any "step" cousin?
Forgot this wee guy n_n https://youtu.be/0vtv5Oh5yw0
>>84131994I shagged my cousin once and it were lush. Never considered having kids with her though.
Sparkin' out Apuettes with me cock de lids.
>>84132002Wouldn't be illegal to do it. Pop out some genetically defected kids, perfectly fine.It's the step that is bad. Not that you share similar genes and family members. Blood relatives I think they call them. yes, you can fuck them, but not somebody who is not related to you at all.
>nonce stingsnot rite.
>>84132026Really showed me how retarded all these grifters are. The UK lad especially and the terrorist looking lad.
>>84132026The two Mexicans in this were literally retarded.
>>84131957only problem is the daft, wonky layout. they all have matching fences (which is nice), each house has its own garden with plenty of space.might not have been your point, but i see Americans posting normal British terrace houses with gardens going, 'boy howdy, those limeys are crammed in like sardines!'
What is it you ask? I'm too lazy to type it out, use AI. Probably a penis gauge from the early Egyptian dynasty families, potentially thousands of years old.TL:DR kewl thing time again.
>>84132039they were like something out of a 2000s American road trip comedy. the stoner duo who latch on to the main character.
>>84132050one of these gizmos, i reckon.
>>84132059Dunno, they don't look Egyptian too me.
>>84132068you can only tell if someone is Egyptian by the way they walk
>>84132032They are people smart (social intelligence) and that's only thing that matters in this world when it comes to making money. They make the yearly average salary in a month. The retards are the people that watch them and pay for onlyfans
>>84132068>>84132077they look forrin to me.
>>84132098Nice try, but those aren't even the same lads. You're right, the second bunch of lads do look forren, but I'm still unsure about the first bunch.
o_o https://youtu.be/92YipZUv99s
Fancy a few jars myself
>>84132136Why not? It friday, you earned it after a hard week at work
>>84132136The image was missing something, methinks.
>>84132093This desu desu tbf.
>>84132093this has probably existed everywhere from monarchies to tech CEOs, but us plebs didn't really see it as much. people who can be thick as shit but they know how to play the game.did some work with a very young Labour counsellor (22 i think). his dad was an MP, his son's trainer selling business had failed, so he bought him a nice house back near home, and set him up as a counsellor.was at an event where he walked on stage and gave all these wonderful speeches about how 'we're gonna tax the fuckin' rich!' and all that. when it ended, he went backstage, and it's like he broke character. just went off into some side room where his mates were waiting with beers. no interest in the debrief stuff he was supposed to do, they all just fucked off somewhere.he'll do fine. possibly even well.
>>84132176>his son's trainer selling business had failed, so he bought him a nice house back near home, and set him up as a counsellor.These are the type of pricks that will tell people to just "work harder"
>>84132176100% agree. It's always existed - gifting, scamming, call it whatever you want. Thanks to the social media we can now witness it firsthand. Some people are just born to play this psychopathic game. Personally, I didn't even know it was this bad, as you say from the top down; Kings, Queens, Muslim Sultan to CEOs to your local MP down the street, and was completely ignorant until I went down the rabbit hole.
Addicted to food lads. Need to stop. Habit and boredom drives that shit.
Hmmm. Should I go out to buy some weed?
What are the best memories of your fucking life lads?
>>84131957Bri'ish backrooms innit X
>>84132299For most people their best memory is probably first love and having sex as a teenager. Or partying and listening to music in a rave with your friends.
So many fuckers want to ugly tarmac their front garden because they cannot be bothered to look after a garden. Fucking lazy soulless gremlins.
>>84132296It's friday, dealer isn't up yet and he has to pick his kids up at 3:30, best send him a text and ask when it's ok to pop over first.
2013 when that famous Arctic Monkeys album came out. I remember that year. That is the year it sort of all went wrong for me
>know someone with spacker child>they dont like to think the child is a spacker so no extra spacker help in secondary school>said spacker has worked out if they simply refuse certain classes they can get out of doing them >up to 3 classes currently>"i just don't want to do it">but you have to >*cries*>the parent drives to the fucking school and gets the kid for the 30-60 minutes the class is on>other parent chimes in "Im sick of this shit, send the fucker to school, they have to go, you cant keep pulling them out of school for stupid reasons">the mother goes ape shit, "blah blah muh child blah blah if they dont want to its totally fine wahhh" I just keep quiet in these situations because parents are stupid cunts who refuse to even listen to anyone else because "you dont know reeeee" but i couldn't help my self this time"I feel bad for the other kids in the class who hate these subjects yet are forced to do them while your kid gets to fuck off and do whatever they want because they simply don't feel like doing the work?" The look of rage on their face was hilarious, of course they just completely ignored it, if you press the issue they start getting very aggressive (because they know they are wrong but refuse to accept the fact)
>>84132313I am not in England and I live in a country where I can just go out now and buy it in a shop.
>>84132299Playing THPS2 the morning before Christmas lunch. Parents, grandparents all still alive and present. Delicious meal, carefree life, surrounded by loved ones. Makes me emotional thinking about it now.
>>84132318Lots of parents just have no idea how to parent. It is not allowed/approved of to beat kids anymore.I feel like kids/people are just too dumb to see the bigger picture or selfish and self centred. Beating like an animal is the only way really.Getting beaten up a bit once does some people the world of good. Fucking knocks reality into them and they realise they are not strong and loads of people can beat the shit out of them if they push too far. It makes things feel real as well.I feel like with some people they feel like life is a vidya game for a laugh where everyone is an NPC and consequences are not that real/serious. Being beaten up fixes that.
>>84132318Teacher here. The number of kids with various supposed learning and behaviour difficulties is fucking exploding. It is a crisis and councils just cannot cope. We cannot really function if like a third of our population are fucking special educational needs but that is where it is heading.Either they are far far too liberal and broad with the diagnostic criteria or something much more worrying is going on.
not sure if i feel sick or feel hungry, dont really want to risk eating just incase though
>>84132299probably from the ages of 15-18, had friends, a social circle, a fucking GF, went to some house parties, hung out with people, drinking, drugs etc, was a great laughGf broke up with me when i was 18, now im 36 having done precisely fuck all since then, never looked for another gf, friends drifted apart, have 1 or 2 people i can barely consider "friends" , string of shitty jobs, still in me childhood boxroom Ive really fucked things big time by doing fuck all, i don't think i'll ever fully realize just how much i fucked my entire life up, i really should have just topped my self a long time ago tbqfh
My family is friends with this other family and the dad is a uni professor. Obviously a clever guy. He and his missus had a son but it turns out the son is not the sharpest tool in the said to say the least. massive behaviour and learning delay issues. Dyslexic as well. He is year 6 going into year 7 in September and has huge rage temper tantrum issues and says he wants to fucking burn down the school. The lad can barely fucking write and he is about 10. His dad is completely and sadly delusional and thinks his son is going to be super bookish and academic and into artistic indie rock like he was when he was a teenager. He thinks his son will go to uni and he talks about that. He got divorced from his wife now due to the stress of their son behaviour and inability to control him. Ex wife says she cries every other day because of their sons behaviour. Says her husband had just lost it and not living in reality. Really sad. Makes me scared to have kids.
Need to let the foodingham digest for an hour or two me X
>>84132353it is mental lad, do you have to deal with many spackers?When i was in school there was the usual mental lads, ADHD, Dyslexic etc, but they all seemed happy, these days the kids look completely miserable constantly
>>84132319>I am not in EnglandFuck off from feel street then forren lid.
>>84132319I never knew the devils lettuce was legal in turkey
>>84132353School for mongs is being built down the road from me, massive site of a school thats been there since the 50's they are taking only actual mongs and blind and deaf with like 20% normal kids.So they are closing the specialist schools that used to support them, so, three schools closed and one repurposed.Shame really because most of the kids i see from that current school (building during operation) are decent mannered and very little trouble. Except when they get on the bus then a switch flips and it's like a mobile jungle ><Incidentally the only trouble i have seen has been when theres a black kid leading a group.Black kids shouldn't be allowed in majority white schools, it's bad for teachers and pupils.
>>84132464>it is mental lad, do you have to deal with many spackers?Hahahhahahahabbahavahahahhahahahhahaaaaa Yes. Yes I do. Now about 1 in 5 students have special educational needs. Absolute record and completely terrifyingly insane.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c23mdz2728zoKids behaviour has got worse every year since covid. Most teachers I know want to quit or work abroad. Most teachers hate their jobs now because they just have to deal with 15 year olds having full blow toddler level tantrums and swearing and just constant insults and disrespect. Loads of the kids cannot learn anything because they have such massive personality issues. Talked to a female NQT yesterday who said she spent the morning fucking crying in her car and fantasising about getting in a car crash so she did not have to walk into the classroom again.
>>84132550I have said it once and I will say it again. Every kid needs to get their butt whooped hard just once to slap them into reality. All it takes is a proper beating one time when they push too far. Changes their personality when they realise how weak and vulnerable they are.
School curricular was originally designed for bright and disciplined highish IQ boys. Your retard kid chimping out in class is not a sign that school is failing. It is a sign that your retard kid is chimping out. A solid half of kids would better off being sent down to work in the mines where they would be happy. Kids love Minecraft. They yearn for the mines.
It's actually worse to be a self aware spacker (autistic without learning disability). I always see downies and mentally retards with smiles on their faces and working menial jobs without issues. I do think it's strange how many kids are being diagnosed as a spacker, and as an adult spacker, it annoys me. School was horrible for me. They didn't have any of this special treatment bollocks when I was younger, just had to grit my teeth and bare it.
>>84132299passing my driving test losing my virginity travelling hours for random hookups w people i met off 4chan (i no longer need to do this)ragging some of my friends cars around a racetrackbuying my first car doing drugs at house parties
Watched this video about this woman who talk about a lifetime of bullying and a suicide attempt https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gwPHNDWyRboShe talks about being bullied by her mother who treated her like shit. Being bullied at school. Teachers who join in with the bullying. Bullied at uni. Going to work and getting bullied by workmates. Try to end it all. Starts her own business and now is ok. Feel sorry for her but I am suspicious. To be bullied that relentlessly by everyone throughout life either there is massive missing context she left out or there is something about her personality that is alienating and irritating others. Ever met someone like that? Just very bullyable? Slightly annoying and difficult.
>>84132617probably acting like a massive bitch and someone chirps back then "OMG IM BEING BULLIED"Many such cases
Make sure to report any sightings to the local Feel Street Constabulary.
>>84132637Watch the video. She sounds South Asian. Growing up on a council estate with brown mother who is paranoid about her daughter leaving the house and will not let her use a laptop or phone or go out with friends. Sounds abusive and believable.
Watched a Finnish documentary called White Rage about a man who was bullied all his life and dreamed of being a mass killer. I think some people just have aspects of their personality that grate on others and it makes people dislike them then bullying just spreads memetically.
Covid was six fucking years ago for fucks sake.
The 2016 US election was almost a decade ago. 2014 gamergate was 12 years ago.
>>84132740The world pretty much ended in March 2020, everything since then has been a complete blur.
Everything after 2013 has just been a fucking blur tbqh. Turned 19 in 2013. It is all just been weird and unreal since then. My memories of being a teenager and school are FAR more vivid than anything that has happened since 19-31 years old now.
Reliving school days in your head at 31 is the saddest shite. Yanks have a good term for it >peaked in high schoolYou meet people that are just obsessed with who they were and what they did when they were teens.
Disagree. Ages 13-19 are critical for academic (future career) and sexual development. A lot of shit about how you turn out is determined as a teenager.
I wish I could be a teenager again with all the knowledge, wisdom and skills I have now. I would do so many things differently.
I have recuperatedHaven't i X
>>84132768its usually because it was the happiest times in their livesWhat's after school? work until you die? fucking brilliant that one
>>84132596I (in theory) received special treatment, and it didn't help.They still don't fucking know what they're doing. They try to help you with shit you don't need help with, but don't step in to stop kids and staff blatantly bullying you.They also never noticed I obviously had some kind of attention problem, and that assignments weren't being explained properly, and they assumed I was just dumb.I clearly remember two or more fat boomer cunts of teachers outright screaming in my face, because I made an honest mistake over homework that wasn't properly explained. Where was my support then?I got to sit in a separate room during exams, which I guess was vaguely helpful, and every now and again this Irish counselor guy would show up and say "how'er ye doin dere", and that was about it.
>>84132740Six years of me in /britfeel/, woah you lucky lads.
>>84132894>Six years of me in /britfeel/You could have just said you have no life
>>84132883Teenage years sucked for me. >>84132883
havin some popeyes, very lush
the one thing that would have actually helped in school is if someone was there to make sure I was actually listening, and not making up stories in my head. I'd be a genius if they'd done that.That, and if I hadn't had that one Indian maths teacher who I couldn't understand.
>>841329214 on 4 off on /britfeel/ I have a healthy balance.
And If they had actually taught us anything about computers, instead of Microsoft Word and Excel for like 5000 years.School is so bollocks in so many ways.
Had Gemini do a photo of all my Criterions. Honestly, not a bad attempt. Mostly right and in order. AI is cool sometimes.
Cornered the boy, kicked out at the worldThe world kicked back a lot fuckin' harder now.
As time goes by I will always be in a club with you in 1973.
>>84133145Based James Blunt enjoyer. Love this song.
>>84132996you have two copes of The Apu Trilogy
>>84133204It made a few duplicates, it's AI after all.
>>84132997Based The Libertines enjoyer. Love this song.
>>84133217YOU WALK IN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE LIGHT
>>84133223YOU WALK IN LIKE IT EVERY NIGHT
>>84132996I remember watching Lost Highway completely off my face on LSD.Never again.
>>84133231Kek, sounds like a good time desu. Paired with Mulholland drive of course. Maybe add Inland Empire if you really fucking hate yourself.
>>84133239I just stopped taking it after that.Even now 15 years later the mere memory of the event is unsettling lolDon't do drugs kids, at least not the way i did them.
Lollers the farty card is non stop, not every 90 seconds. Heeheehee.
don't look back into the sun de lids oh it lush
>you will never be in a platonic boy love relationship like pete doherty and karl baratit not right
back from workington, did absolutely fuck all apart from listen to cumtown and draw
>>84133284hahaha what was the battery life, 3 days, something like that? Still not as bad as the screaming one. Has your niece heard it, did she like it, was she amused? hahaha. You can tell me later, enjoy your time with your famalam!
watching porn on my ngage
Corrrrrr! It didn't do quite as good a job on my Radiance collection. The spines are all wrong! Too many duplicates. Bad AI!
DJ attacked!https://youtu.be/3MOUD7WPCSo?t=787
>>84133396lad maybe its time to get a life?
>>84133411Am at work lad. Will be off home in 25 minutes.
>>84132996>mong needs an ai data center to generate him a picture of some books on a shelffucking hell
>>84133341Kys creepy nonce
Did anyone watch the Louis Theroux documentary on Myron and Sneako?
Ncie wee nap that was.meeting mam after her work tk go out for tea am gna get fish n chipo. Need to get shower etc..,
>>84133396that black guy should be in prison
>>84133445no proof he is a nonce
>>84133468He literally unironically admitted it here
>>84133443I don't need it, I was just trying it out. It was based off REAL pictures.
morning friends. had some decent sleep, now waiting for 3 (three) 24-packs of pop cans to be delivered. hope the Amazon delivery guy brings them upstairs, that would be sound.>>84133463corrr what are you getting from the chippy?
>>84133462aye, posted about it on Wednesday. i didn't know who any of these people are, but they all act like internet trolls IRL, so the Louis Theroux style doesn't quite work.for me, seeing rich zoomers live their entire lives as streamers was more interesting than the actual 'manosphere' stuff. that one came a few years too late, and there's nowt particularly new in the documentary.entertaining/interesting enough, would recommend.
miss the comfy apus, lads
>>84133554grow up Iad
>>84133554You'll be missing them a bit longer de lid. Didn't think I'd be following you de lid? Master of disguise me lid. Time for beddybyes now de lid you're about to get sparked de lid.
>>84133536Kind of made me annoyed that these terrible, dumb idiots were making such bank but then again, a lot of it could be leased or rented. Top kek as the Sudanese terrorist looking fella thinking he's an alpha male.
>>84133554I miss seethemong and whoahahalad, we can't have everything though can we?
>>84133571You're too turtly for the turtle club de lid. Gonna spark your arse out lid.
>>84133579Try it de lid. Your jaw will be spun before your very eyes de lid. I take no prisoners de lid.
>>84132740Low key want lockdowns back
>>84133638Lockdowns were based. All the normies having meltdowns and crying on their socials.
>>84133575as lids were saying last thread, similar people have always been around who end up wealthy and powerful despite being thick as hell. kings or businessmen. whether it's because they're good at charming people, or they're just really lucky in life.what's different is we're hearing about this stuff. most rich people know how to stay quiet.
Spending my Friday night with Brooke Marsden
Warming up my dynamic IP address for some Friday night fun with the britfeel lads.
>>84133684What about them cookies thoughs
>>84133697he's got behind 7 devices.
me, might get drunk and join some arguments on a random board. just hop in a /diy/ flame war about the best drill or something.
What's with older men and constantly sighing and indicating that they're in a bad mood?
Bit of the ol' spring cleaning, is it not X
>>84133761Very ominous picture this is de lid. Very ominous indeed.
>>84133742argue that hakko soldering irons are overpriced
For me? It's the band Phish. Hehehe.
>>84132996Looks lush mate. You need to get on the billy grind de lid.
>>84133784what is it with Phish? i've never listened to the actual band, just aware of the fans. they make themselves known, like Juggalos.
Knobheads the lot of you
Off to the swan for a pie and roses special brew.
Lubing up and sliding into Blad's arsehole
>>84133897Not into the whole bumsesh stuff sorry de lid! Might be for you but it's certainly not for me!
Gd song https://youtu.be/YF1R0hc5Q2I
>>84133883Just a good band is what they are.
>Another horse died at CheltenhamNot rite
Never visit Cheltenham butchers on a Saturday
Laying there thinking about how sex is never possible. It's quite depressing really. I don't know how I can keep going on.
>>84133396Getting up now and going to watch this. Hopefully it's a banger.
>>84133925Banger! One of those songs that resonates with you even if you don't know why. I like this one too. >Peter Gabriel - Solsbury Hillhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OO2PuGz-H8
>>84133976Deans will be enjoying intercourse tonight and that is lush, lots of fanny for Deano
>>84134036I just want sex so badly. Why is it so complicated for non-deanos like me? Is it because I'm unemployed? There are men employed that never get sex. So I don't know. I am so fucking tired.
>>84133756Loud muttering Loud sighRandom banging >fuck sake>fucking hell >what the fuck>fuck
Every time I see this lass pop up she reminds me of a giraffe kek. That gives me an idea.
>>84134074Bet her knickers smell nice
yes yes it's willy woore and he's here to show you what a shithole this country is like. let's go film the druggie low iq women and pretend I'm their mate. "what brought you to this situation love...alright lass...give us a hug and don't forget things will get better...you just need to get off the drugs...I did it so can you, thanks for sharing us your moving story. *walks away and starts bad mouthing her to the camera*
>>84134100I'm sure she has a very active sex life like most 19yo women. Do you?
I just want a bit of fucking pussy every now and then. That will greatly improve my mental state. What's the point going to therapy and talking to some indian when they can't offer a solution?
how do you even begin a sex life in your mid to late 30s? just grim.
>>84134100They smell of american roses.
Want sex. Can't get it. Tell me why I should go on or not go crazy.
>>84133504Fish n chippyFish n chippo In spoons It Friday ^-^
>>84134247Enjoy ^^ What is mammy having?
me? throw my blu ray cases in the bin and keep the discs in a cd wallet
>>84134247but you aren't at spoon, are you? you're in your room, posting from a pc, ITT.
>>84134247>It Friday ^-^it is! make sure you get all your peas down you, mind.
Drinking a nice lucozade energy zero sugar..hope it doesn't keep me awake tonight lol
>>84134260You're a psychopath, lid. Kinnell. I would do this if they made decent wallets that actually held the discs and had room for the sleeves.
>>84134247Looks lush mate. Enjoy.
>>84134247granny plate
>>84134265phonefrens upload screenshots of their photos. could explain the black bar and arbitrary resolution (1080px = Crossy's phone width, 843px is just how he cropped it vertically).my question is this:phonefrens, why on earth do you do this?
infiltrating the one show and cumming on the pussycat dolls
New Eurovision song is shite. Embarrassing.
>>84134301so let me get this right. take photo, screenshot photo, crop photo, add black bars to photo, change file name of said screenshot. yeah, right. not bashing phone posters, bashing larpers.
>>84134411Hasn't Eurovision always been gay and shite though is that that point or is it meant to be taken seriously?
Wonder if SSM is still 3 years no bookies
>>84134436Have you considered driving down to see him and asking him. You can drive can't you?
>>84134424pretty much. although i'd guess the black bars are just whatever is outside the image frame. black background in dark mode.i don't get it though, two random examples:>>84117558 >>84118542 explain yourselves. why not just upload the photo? jimpl.com if you're worried about metadata.
>>84134453I can't drive, no. Would love to have a pint of Cerne Abbas with him one day though.
>>84134455NTA but, I told you lot why I do it, mainly to not have to fuck around rotating the image, and image size.Not being funny but this is the third time I've said it, from now on, I'm going to lie.
>>84134471sorry lad this is my first time asking/hearing this.i accept your answer, and i didn't want to ruffle your feathers ;__;
You sad cunts really suck the fun out of posting here
>>84134492>sorry lad this is my first time asking/hearing this.Sorry anon.
dentist was fine. told me to brush my teeth more and gave them a bit of a clean
>>84134495Ignore the twolls de lid. Sit down de lid. It is time for dindins de lid.
>>84134495i can accept lads being depressed or pissed at something that's happened, i'm here to read it all.what i dislike is when people start randomly attacking each other. not rite. bully 'victims' who don't realise they were the bullies all along.
telegrammore likedrugramdrug-gram
>>84134533they even put 'gram' right in the name.
i haven't been on /b/ for like, 15 years. wonder what it's like nowadays.
what are the non-drug reasons we should still use cash, and not become a wholly cashless society?
>>84134551Paying Tradies. Illicit tobacco from boss man. Take aways. Greasy Spoons. Local Bakery. All better in cash.
Going for a womfy lindy nightwalk de lids. In shorts this time because I like the chill on my legs. Hope I don't get stopped by tyrant rozzers like last time I donned the shorts in the cold.
>>84134551Wishing wells.
i'm absolutely full a crisps
sunderland has some top footy scran x
>>84134600Forren MUCK is YUCK!
drinking alone in your smelly boxroom again, are we?
>>84134619Nope, was out at my sister's earlier for her bday party, now drinking alone in my front room, but going to smoke a spliff alone soon, then go to bed.What about you, ya being a seething poofta with yer missus?
>>84134600Does it come with a shandy bass?
>>84134619You might be big man, but I'm not.
o..o..one sh..shandy bbbbbass please
Absolutely cracking fucking deal I've wrangled here, lids. Hong Kong lid about? Basically got Wrong Arm of the Law for less than six quid. Get in.
whoahahahah
>>84134679Alri lad you not been around much recently?
Already been stopped twice by police on my nightwalk, just going to cut my losses and head home. Fucking hate this shithole country.
wanking to the most mildly erotic image on daytime tv
young adults on a night out, do they not draw out cash first any more?that was a useful limit. if you can just tap your card for drinks... fucking hell.
this vinted seller is taking the piss. taking ages to actually ship it. i want my 3ds xl NOW
>>84134707What were the given reasons for the stops? You've only been out twenty minutes.
>>84134715that sketch wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
like, these lads in their Zooms/Teams meetings. say they're chipper twentysomethings.they're having the occasional wank 'at work' right? in a way they never would in an actual office.
Resisting m*sterbation is so difficult. Trying to reject sin but that's difficult as well.
>>84134725Disgraceful that. Took this cunt I sold my Switch to an entire day to confirm it was okay. Bastard got a couple of free t-shirts as well cause I ran out of bubble wrap, kek.
Favourite British comedy show? Brass Eye for me. Paedogeddon episode is side-splitting
as a NEET you'd think the most tricky sin to avoid is sloth, but in my experience it's gluttony.
>>84134772For me? Early Doors. Cracking show.
>>84133396Gorilla guy saying "this is not a real job" to him. Cheeky sod. Always the browns that go primal, isn't it?
>>84134726They said I was filming young women, which is implied to be against the law.
>>84134832>young womennonce
Friday the 13th night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>>84134301Lol yeah. n_n personally bc I like to edit the photo first. For personal reasons.
>>84134852and you'll be here to read every single post, won't you :)
>>84134726It's the escort, I found out where her family live, it's her daughter's 4th birthday party. Apparently the kids were terrified, I just wanted to confirm our next appointment. She called the police so I ran off. Messaged her to confirm for tomorrow, and apologise, but she's left me on read.
>>84134772maybe Peep Show for actual laughs. but overall i love Red Dwarf more as a show.Spaced is very comfy. lots of great visual/editing gags, i reckon that Edgar Wright could make films.
>>84134855>For personal reasons.sounds sinister.like 'what's he up to?'
>>84133396Not a nice looking police lady there. Looks like a lesbian that enjoys a power trip against men. The pretty ones don't seem to stay in the job long.
It's a civil matter parking your car on private land. Don't understand why security go mental over it. You can park on double yellows with a blue badge. PJ is 70 years old and got put on his arse...just goes to show how cruel some of these security mongs can be.
Not able to ever experience sex, feels like it would take many years of effort just for something that feels like it should be a normal thing. I am quite depressed thinking about how I'll never get it. I don't care about the relationship...I want sex...with a biological woman every now and then. This would fix 80% of my mental health.
How do men that live with their parents with no car even get sex? It really is a mystery to me.
me? on that royalty free music grindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HUzWj-sSWw
Even normies in their 30s are lonely. What chance have I got? These people probably had sex when they were young. I got nothing. Not even a drop.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOQ3vYkAjZc
Not a bad looking convicted foid.
Disturbed - Hello Darkness My Old Friend
choonposting hours? x
Map pins jabbed in to your balls.
For me? Been listening to Basshunter again lately. Corrr and I do mean corrr.
electronic music is way harder than making music with instruments
https://lichess.org/0l0443ZS
Imagine this beauty rammed up you
take a fucking shower mate i can smell your antics from outside the thread
as a kid i stuck the handle of butter knives up my bumhole. mum found a bunch of them under my bed and was confused why
getting mad visuals off these paracetamol
>>84135132Did you get aroused every time you see a cutlery drawer?
Pint of shandy plese luv an whatever you are havin
>>84135127Taking a shower won't bring me any closer to getting pussy.
>>84135211you'll be drowning in water at least
no more wooze for me tonight
Half a pint of your daughter's period blood please mate. Extra clotty please.
nee bugger replies to anyone else in these threads.
Lose britfeel status replying? Newfag
>>84135132I stuck a pencil up once, almost lost it, got really scared and never did it again.
no doubt ruth is "up in da club" tonight
Imagine having sex with a hippie girl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4GZhI9tMEM
A part of me is intrigued by the notion of the male g spot, but I don't wanna break me bumhole.
>>84135309where aree her breasts?
>>84135303Drinks tonight with the girlies, lots of sex with the deano bf tomorrow probably.
Anyone smoking a J tonight?
Witnessing a nonce getting sparked at noon
>>84135324She is a skinny rat version of Anya Taylor-Joy. Think she works at a strip club and just parties all the time. Easy life for her.
Been listening to The Libertines all day. Corrrr, love Pete Doherty. Unironically think he's a genius tbqh.
Why is asmr so fucking sexualised these days? Shouldn't she be setting an example for her sprog not to be a whore for loser men online?
>New UI bug in cuckGPT forcing me to find a workaround for the last 30-40 >ISP shidding itself right afterwards quite violently>Had to reboot a buncha timesckin ell XNever change a running sys innit
Backwoods bludgeoning has arrived on CD, brvtal dvth for chucks sneed n feed enthusiasts. Comfy.
>>84135303On the late night bus flirting with Jamal.
>>84135398Any good, lid? Haven't had a good metal chat in here for a while. Been listening to a lot of Bolt Thrower lately.
Wish I could look more masculine. Don't want to take testosterone and work out because it might make me lose my hair. I lack that "shine" and slight roughness lot of men have on their skin.
>>84135420I quite like viral load, shawn whitaker's solo project so he does everything himself, similar to putrid pile as thats a one man thing and quite good, collection of butchery being decent from them. I had for victory on earlier, bolt thrower are always solid, shame I'll never see them live. Tried pig destroyer as well, prowler in the yard and cor it was very good, dont really do much grindcore but I might get that on cd as well. Would like more bands like bolt thrower.
>>84135426you dont have to take test to lift, it only speeds up hairloss so if its meant to be its meant to be.
If I quit gooning, quit vidya, wake up at sensible times, stop eating slop, shower regularly, dress better, get a better haircut and maintain it, work out a bit, get a job, a place of my own, a car, have some money saved up, compete with many men on online dating apps...how will I know this will actually get me pussy? I would feel so defeated if I tried all this effort to still be in the same position. I'd be annoyed with myself. It doesn't seem worth bothering.
>"File 'asasafsasfafasfsafasfs23143' already exists. Overwrite?"Every time innit
Me when I gave my stp dad the full spiel about Jesus trying to save his soul
>>84135470>how will I know this will actually get me pussy?You dont. you either gamble and do it or give up and remain childless and sexless
>this is not a real job get a real joblol the angry ape security man must've watched a fair few audit videos
>>84135378Nah he's a satanic gimp. Some good tunes byt that isn't liek good enough. Only in fallen world Is that good enough https://youtu.be/sgLNlmMC0vY
>>84135522I just don't have the energy these days. Every thing will be against me - my age (36), my longterm unemployment (jobs market will always be terrible) and no friends. It does feel like the juice isn't worth the squeeze. I don't want to work just to be alone still.
>>84135378https://youtu.be/Q1gycUXL6W4
>>84135448My favourite Pig Destroyer is Book Burner. You should check out Agoraphobic Nosebleed and maybe some Napalm Death, their debut holds up.
>>84135426>I lack that "shine" and slight roughness lot of men have on their skindon't shower for a few weeks.
>>84135545Thing is I haven't showered once this year. I think I did a few times last year in the summer because it was too hot.
>>84135551>I haven't showered once this year.ufookinWOT
>>84135563Depression lad. No point if you don't go out.
went outside three times in January and twice in February. that's about halfway to the entirety of last year.agoraphobia status = on the mend
Mams flowers otw ^-^
>>84135576i get you. but for me i get itchy and greasy to the point i struggle to sleep. was there some point where you just grew accustomed to it?
All the AI models are fucking useless. What if I have no idea what career to do? So I don't get fucking sex then? Fucking hate my life.
America sending troops to Iran, kek. No new wars was it?
>>84135588I get used to it fast. Maybe I just have better self-cleaning genetics. It's not like I'm going outside getting myself sweaty and dirty like people that work.
>>84135587nice one the card is nice, but special 'mum', though. in Newcastle sometimes card shops have specific sections where they have the 'mam' cards.
Stellas don't help me it jst put me in a trance https://youtu.be/0PinJNTOcSc
Might just have to freeze my dick off. I see no point having it if I can't have sex. Clearly it's controlling me. Mum will probably call the ambulance though.
>>84135615maybe you do. i can just tell when i feel a bit clammy (even when i was skinny), plus my face might have rosacea.what about your hair/scalp? or do you shave your head?
You either continue looking at porn and stay a shutin loser or you give it up and make yourself go out more. Such a hard decision isn't it lads? Porn is basically digital crack to incels.
>>84135625lollin'.actually on the codeines tonight but i am being sensible. was really silly with them the other night.how was your fish n chips?
>>84135635I constantly pick at my scalp as it gets bumpy and sore. I use scissors to cut bits of it off and trim the beard.
>>84135639you're thinking of video games.
How about this, lads? You just watch porn like a normal person when you're having a wank and not all the time.
>>84135649I can let go of video games at this point.
>>84135647probably how our caveman ancestors lived.maybe your skin is less rugged because you don't get sunlight? you watch old Westerns, them lads look like they're made of old leather.
>>84135664i could give up porn forever, but giving up games is like giving up music or something.
>>84135650But I think of a clip and then can't focus on anything else even when my libido is low. I have to wait hours to recharge myself and finally load up the clip...but then I glance at another one that I forgot about and think "oh I haven't fapped to this one in a good while." After the deed is done I'm sad again.
>>84135670Those lads exploring the wild west were constantly getting dust and all sorts of shite on their skin too.
>>84135542I'll pop that on tomorrow de lid cheers
When (((IDM))) nags me to purchase a registration and refuses to download my porn for me, i just hit the activation reset script... Like a baws xD
>>84135680You don't have to give up. What you can do is pack shit away for a few months at least and take a break.
>>84132299Sitting and watching LotR with my mum every Christmas, stuffing my face with chocolate. Ultimate cosy.
had a nice hot choccy but then i was a bit sick and ruined the experience because now i have a horrible acrid taste in my mouth.
Roight den, off to beddinghams for some well-earned R&RCannot be arsed anymore for now, got a shitton done today thougheverbeit X
Need another poo or a big fart
My fav kanye song x https://youtu.be/ARw8gzTJFRA
Done a big burp
What if Mary was In the club x
>>84135890bit late for you.
imagine Mary listening to Jesus preach and thinking "just get a job and find a wife, man.."
just want some hot love sex
Actually went and got myself addicted to opioids havent I. Fucking hell lads I've been anxious all day and night after not having any for 48 hours. Keep thinking "Just pop a couple and ween yourself off".Not good lads. Sure I'll be reet in a few days.
>>84135987Had a few aspirins and I'm buzzing mate
Good Times x https://youtu.be/7Fc1IbptxkI
>>84136003I think that's just the caffeine lad
>>84136018Going to take another one an just stay up all night
Ws rly trippy to me how aivi tran did steven universe soundtrack that ws waltzforluma on youtube back in my skool days
>>84135987It only lasts 5-7 days I couldnt handle that Inconcenience so I went on buprenorphine for 5 yrs. Waste of life
>>84135987>>84136085this is why i don't do any drugs had weed once tho
>>84135987similar boat. on them codeines + tramadols now.withdrawals are hell, especially if you take too many. a few weeks ago i was sick loads and passed out, ended up with horrible chest pains to the point i couldn't move.yesterday i did something similar and started to get the chest pains again, but nowhere near as bad. basically fine now.not worth the risk to our lives, me lad. power through the anxiety, and if you can't go cold turkey, weaning is your backup option.
Just had a full sugar coke, at this hour I must be mad
my farts smell like a rotting corpse
>>84136294Haven't had one of those in ages. It not right.
Why the fuck is this place still a thing
Remember that the left are the real racists
Jamal is probably choking his white rose silly right now and having lots of sex. What about you?
SSM wouldn't get this many views for showing off his PS5.
>>84136532mad how people liek you still exist in these kind of spaces very toxic weird shit going on in your mind
>>84136662What do you expect from a man starved of sex for the first half of his life? Of course I have to imagine.
Don't know how women actually enjoy this vile greasy stuff. I'm a simple man. I just have the mainstream takeaways like mcdonalds.
>>84136492Whats a >the left
>>84136691kebabs, and usually the chips from these places, are definitely too greasy. but the actual flavour of them is LUSH it's just not good tasty fat, grease.
>>84136691This is an AI image.
>>84136728the real racists
>>84136744Yeah you can't beat mcdonalds fries. I hate greasy chips or anything in gravy.>>84136781It's just two mid lasses enjoying their night out.
Who is the cutest Scottish lass? Lauren or Laura?
>>84136846AI crap get this off my screen
>>84136821>mcdonalds friessometimes they (or some of them) are stody little things, like a lump of fat rather than potato. it makes me sad ;_;not sure if it was over here as well as the US, but McDonald's used to use beef tallow to fry their chips. would very much like to try those ones.
This one came out pretty good. Loving the tight denim shorts.>>84136877It looks pretty convincing to me.
you can't just make AI images of real people that is against the law
>>84136887It is fine if you aren't in the UK right? It's not like the lad is generating nude videos.
>>84136887Just a bit of fun lad. Chill out.
Look like a Chud me. No joke. It's over.
all them /a/ and /tv/ misogynists taking this bikini shot of Nani in the live-action One Piece series and giving her massive cow tits.not rite. it is a PERSON
fucking starving today, havent been eating enough it seems but i have started running again recently, knees were going weak in the old lorry this evening
why is so difficult to get sex? I could get over it if I had sex in the past but I haven't. now it seems impossible.
>>84136887Just want it off my screen whether that's starmer getting involved or 4chan staff
I'm not working until I get a sex life.
>>84137056i know how you feel, lad. there was that anon posting weird fat fetish stuff for a while. a couple of lads into feet. does just create that 'ick' feeling.i hope you can make an exception for AI frogs.
>ruthmong gets a blowy>immediately sends a job application to amazon lel
>>84137118No it has to be vaginal sex and I have to cum.
>>84137131if you got a shag now you wouldnt cum, death grip syndrome lid
>>84137131i don't think that's a perk Amazon offers, me lid.
>>84137141That's what I worry about. I'd have to abstain for a few weeks. Also I might not feel attracted to a menopausal woman.>>84137146I won't be applying for ANY job until I have sex (not gay sex).
>>84137141it's a man's responsibility to have a big willy, and it's a woman's responsibility to do lots of kegels.only way to make sex work properly.
>>84137149>I'd have to abstain for a few weeksgiven your age it would probably be a few months, at least
>>84137158I've done maybe a week at most but you just lose your mojo completely.
>>84137171ruthmong...do you even have a "mojo"?
>>84137184I just mean libido lad. I have a high one. 2 or 3 times a day mostly.
there was that lad who ordered some Viagra in. sounds good.always thought it was like in jokes where you just get a hard-on for hours. sounds more like an injection of sexual mojo.
Every now and then I have a scroll through outer /r9k/ and I always regret it
so this is like a place for incels or something? cant even remember how i ended up here
>>84137755british inkwels on the inkwel boardyou know you belong here de lid
Hey lid.Some wizard trapped me in this wucking crystal prison.Let me out and you'll not be sent to the Spark Zone for a whole week de lid.You've my word as an Apu de lid.
>tfw no neet girlfriend to have sex with
Gonna do me wollocks in today get in
>>84138346Post a before and after picture of your wollocks
Take the gloves from the sparkfrog and suddenly all of their aggression instantly vanishes. They only really feel emboldened with their boxing gloves on their hands.
>>841383463 Rugby internationals today, I will be a manace to society by the end of it.
>>84138662You will watch them alone in your boxroom
>>84135022>be foid>charged and jailed for rape>do your sentence>leave jail>get the first job offered to you>be moid>charged and jailed for rape>try and stay alive in jail best you can>if you make it out alive, still no job
Made it to the looNot in time tho, that's a shamePoo all over me
>>84138637not to mention one little magic prison stops them. i've been trapped in a crystal twice, they're not even that hard to escape.
morning de lid. it is time de lid.
>>84138946time for a bevy?
morning, friends.not sure if i'm awake for the day or i'll go back to sleep. friend is coming round at some point, we have to sort out a few non-criminal things.
>>84138946How did you get out of the Crystal prison de lid?
>>84138946thought this was a POV shot at first. looking down at that little sparker stood between my legs, about to do my wollocks in.
>>84138958https://www.wikihow.com/Escape-A-Crystal-Prison
i miss he i miss seas
>>84138637lads forget apus are only 2 to 3 foot high and can easily be punted
>>84138981you on one of them voice-to-text computers?
>>84138927We're scoping out their weaknesses bit by bit. Really need to pull some wizards out of their boxrooms to combat them. Imprison Amphibian is a low level spell and most of them should be able to cast it from about the age of 32 provided they've kept their status.>>84138993Some of them can reach 4ft high and they're gregarious by nature. If you encounter one there's at least another two nearby. Only takes one to jump you and you're heading straight to the Spark Zone... Not to mention you've got to keep an eye out for the Big 'Pus.this all started from the wetrol wurders, someone corrupted their spirit a long the way and now normal lids have to deal with it.It's not right.
>>84138958I sparked merlin out yesterday de lid >>84131348
>>84139025Sparking him out was bad enough but you sent the poor old bastard a 'Get Well Soon' card with a boxing glove on a spring that deployed when he opened it. He's fucking dead de lid.
>>84138181>2 words capital letter other words small=.=
>>84139034impossible de lid. the wizard formerly known as merlin is under the watch of the SparkSquad de lid. we are demanding justice for all frogkind who have been trapped in crystals by him de lid. it seems you speak of an imposter de lid.
>>84139049are you also struggling to sleep?
i reckon i am going to commit to being awake.
if someone sparks me out then all i have to think is 'well, i wouldn't spark someone out even if i could' and that's what they call 'a Pyrrhic victory'.
Tomoz mothering Sunday x
>>84139139https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGj85pVzRJs
>>84139073Ayes n.n x
>>84139139you can't call it that any more Crosslad
Tbh glad mam doesnt want to go out tomorz its That windy n cold that its like unpleasant to go out. It must be said =.=
>>84139139what you got for her? got a card, amazon voucher for her books for kindle and some flowers for mine
SSM has been sparked out i reckon
>>84139148You going to do everything for her tomorrow?, and let her have a day of rest.
>>84139148it's been mad blustery this past week or so. horrible draught in my bathroom and i can feel it on my feet/legs aaaaadid you go out with her for that fish + chips? that's like a nice trip out together even if it's not on the actual Sunday!
find someone who loves you like Crosslad loves his mum.
My Apu has headed into town to spark out as many mothers as he can find. Poor fella is still bitter about being abandoned. Don't mention it though, he'll spark you out.
>>84139183What if he comes back and reads your post? Do you think it might be best to delete it before he gets back?
why isn't there a "Father's Day*?
>>84139204You mean 21/6/26?
>>84139183the jigs up de lid. outside now de lid. time for a jaw spinning de lid.any final words de lid?
>>84139172Iremember lollers talking about mothers day last yr or yr before. That ws kinda inspiring. That ws the time we went tgi fridays personally
>>84139150Flowers n choccys n my sis has more flowers otw n.n I dnt like to give ppl alcohol gifts.>>84139154Aye n.n
>>84139161Ano in past week its more colder to me than jan n feb put together why is that? Its 2018 Vibes mind when it ws heavy snowing halfway thru march. Ppl confuse beast of the east as if its 2010 that year ws very cold snowy winter but 2018 ws beast of east..Leviathan
>efukt.com/24623_Living_With_A_Deviant.html>The T-rex roar at 4m07s
>>84139161Aye. I meant before thats why i edit pic To crop my mother out while keeping original fr myself. Yea am sure there js a easier way byt its my way @_@
>>84139204America has siblings day..there's.no limit to stuff they will try to profit froms.
That ws 1st of March 2018. I rememebrs it well.
You are checking your location for cherry blossoms, RIGHT!Bloomin cherry blossoms.
>>84139265>we went tgi fridays personallycorrr it's been a while but it's good in there. love them sesame chicken strips and the BBQ ribs.but during my drinking days those cocktails were TOO nice. there was some cocktail deal like 2 for a tenner and I'd be like "pina colada and a mojito please", both for me, not whoever i was with.>>84139270>I dnt like to give ppl alcohol giftshow come? saying this even as an alky.
>>84139227Kinnell mate did you borrow your teeth from a shark? LMAO!
>>84139265I have been in the Glasgow TGI Fridays before the Sophie Ellis Bextor Mother's Day concert. Oh aye. Some mentalist came in, ordered a load of food, caused a fuss then left without paying.
>>84139344better watch your mouth de lid. don't try any funny business de lid. SPARK.
>>84139309ohhh fair enough. i think phones usually have a stock photo viewing app that has a crop tool in it, like Photos/Gallery on Android and probs the same on iPhone.Windows prolly has it now too but it's mad that it just didn't for ages. like you'd have to use Paint if you didn't have Photoshop or Paint.NET or something installed. zoomers will never understand simple edits to pictures as a PROCESS
>>84139344he's gonna shark you out.
i know this is unc shir but why do zoomere post screenshots of posts instead of the image in it?or a screen recording OF a video?
>>84139361No tendies for you tonight, little lad. I'm deducting 100 GBP (Good Boy Points) from the chart. Anymore sparking out and I'll be sending you back to the Frenetentiary.
>>84139387you will do nothing de lid. you've soiled yourself de lid. mummys been sparked de lid. told you didn't i de lid. no funny business.
>>84139460THAT'S IT LID! *FART* YOU'RE GONNA GET SENT DOWN LID! *SHART* MY MUM DINDU NUFFIN LID!
quite scary these new sparkfrogs, it must be said.
anyone seen any good films lately?
You were our sweetest lad, why did you do it?>Jus' wanted to spark em out de lid.When you had so many high paying online surveys ahead of you?>All me frens were doing it de lid, you wouldn't understand de lid. A thousand jaws spun....You promised to be a Help Helper but you're nothing more than a Sparkthug.>Got a wandwich de lid? Prawn mayonnaise and I tell you everything de lid...can of woctor wepper and widge waiders if that's alright with you de lid?
Spaffed just now me XNu bread soon innit
>>84139467fattening you up de lid. little sparks got to eat de lid. nothing personal de lid. shouldn't have tried any funny business de lid.
>>84139475Sleepwalkers (1992) with Madchen Amick from Twin Peaks.
fresh nu bread>>84139507fresh nu bread>>84139507fresh nu bread>>84139507
>>84139172That fucked up unhealthy obsessive Oedipal relationship may be for you and crossy, but it certainly is not for me x
