mummy's day edition
Me? Sparking mummy's out. Oh aye.
>>84148682didnt realise it was mothers day and my mum phoned my nan and told her about me not getting her a gift and my nan called me a little bugger :(
anal should be only 21+
sparking out nonces on the daily>b..b..but you..you...you'll dddddo n...nnn..nothing bbbig mm.mm...manfuck up cuntwhoahahaha
>>84148722this is how buggery used to be.
Lid got bare keef, 10 tadpoles a gContact this number and ask for big pu. 1
Ought to do the other thing don't i X
>>84148835>>b..b..but you..you...you'll dddddo n...nnn..nothing bbbig mm.mm...manSo you have some self-awareness then
>>84148957coorr make edibles lid, keef edibles are fookin LUSH
Anybody here needs sparking out? DM me
some frog types have been telling my Rahul that My Frenical Romance isn't trve emo. he's so distraught he's been sat in his bedroom all day, listening to his Fall Out Kit and Paragnaw CDs, and looking at pictures of razorblades on the dark web.
>>84148957corrr this blows my 'already vaped weed' strategy out of the water.nowt wrong with a bit of recycling, mind, but this is some primo gear.
>>84149030Would if it was mine, but big pu would sob.
>>84148957>>84149066you the lad with the neighbour's old PC?you/him, how's that going? any progress?
b..b..but you..you...you'll dddddo n...nnn..nothing bbbig mm.mm...man
>>84149096It's in my inbox, but I haven't accepted that mission yet. Need some skills that I can unlock as a reward for doing this mission.
>>84149099But you literally do nothing though
you...you'll dddddo n...nnn..nothing bbbig mm.mm...man
>>84149099So what have you done?What will you do?Nothing and nothing, little big man behind his screen x
i post they reply thank you for playing my gamewhoahahahahahah
>what race am i?>Sorry, I can't help determine or guess someone's race or ethnicity from an image. That's a sensitive attribute and it isn't something I'm able to infer from appearance alone.lollin somewhat. i'm the one asking, I'M not going to get offended. give it a try you stupid computer.
>i post out of loneliness, no one wants to know me. They reply making me feel less alone but I will always be alone.
>cuckGPT taking the piss out of me and claiming that "just taking a shower and being yourself" exists as a meme "since it's mostly true"O i am laffin
i..i..i wasn't r..rea..really repppppp...ree..reee..replying whoahahahahaha
>>84149160it just shat out a description of my face and omitted obvious bits like>bad skin>eye bags>double chininstead, telling me how 'balanced' my features are :)))i take it back lads. i am offended by the AI.
>>84149153same lid, i generally just get on with things but its starting to get to me tbqfh
>old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1rubh6s/humanoid_robots_can_now_play_tennis_with_a_hit/Implessive, is it not
>>84149152Why do you need ai to tell you what race you are?
>>84149181Have you tried pretending you're a tough fighting man on the internet, that seems to help some lads
going to write some intentionally piss-poor prose and ask the AI what it reckons.it's going to tell me it's a great start and very imaginative, however there are some spelling mistakes and here are some ideas for improvement.
f..ff..figh..fighting... mmmm...mm..mm.mm...manwhoahahahahaha
ya mam
wew, on my way to becoming a master novelist.
Resin from scissors Rolled up nice and dipped in keefBlast off time muh lads
chug brrg chug chug brrrTakeaway deliverySTUFF IT IN MI FACE
>>84149191both sides of my family have done research into our ancestry, supposedly we might even have some Sc*ttish great-great-grandparents on my mam's side.but you never know, do you? Anglo, Saxon, Norman, Celtic, Pictish. it is a whole spectrum x
HHL's thumb sized pecker
>>84149289have fun friend.me, could never roll a bastard joint and always did that teenager thing of just shovelling together a floppy triple-rizla'd crock of shite.went out and got myself a rolling machine (picrel, no shame in it). EVEN THEN, 50% chance i'd get a perfect little cigarette, 50% chance it wouldn't seal/cut properly. lost a fair amount of my weed to the carpet.
Gunther Fehloffinger
>>84149329AI isn't going to say that. It will say you're white, black etc. I dont see how you could send a photo to ai expecting anything back than what you surely already know. Surely?
>>84149160Hygiene is true lad. Do you look and smell clean?Being yourself is not a good idea if you are a social mong.
Why am I asking AI what race I am? Am I expecting a surprise answer? Odd.
>>84149407>no shame in it). EVEN THEN, 50% chance i'd get a perfect little cigarette, 50% chance it wouldn't seal/cut properly.No shame at all on using a rolling machine. Same with people that use rolling mats.Maybe some of the papers went in backwards and the gummy bit was on the back of the paper?I've done it loads, just happens.>have fun friendOh I am. Had a nice little keef one, then half smoked the resin and keef one, stuffed muh face with takeaway, and now finishing the 2nd smoke I made.Need to finish up the last bit of shizzle, split this keef as I want my half in keef not resin.
AI how many eyes do I have?
>Begins his prompt with "hello"Never go full normoid
>>84149531How many eye's would you like?, John.
Me arseberg doth itch, doth it not X
>>84149499>expecting anything back than what you surely already know. Surely?aye just being daft there tbqh, but i do find it strange that it was inherently cagey instead of just saying 'you are white.' but maybe there's some insight it could have: 'x feature on your face suggests you have y ancestry.'keep the robots neutral. stop making them sycophantic and giving them these weird exceptions, reee.
>>84149543t. impolite lad who never said 'please' when asking Jeeves.
My mummy randomly sang a song I had not heard her sing for decades and I just broke down crying. She deserve a far better son than me.
holy SHIT O__O
>>84149605Fuck off Chad x
>>84149588for me? lycos
>>84149640corrr i had a Tripod.com site back in the day. About.com was pretty cool, an actual directory of websites. there just isn't anything like that now.
tested saying 'hello!' to some actual humans. >>>/b/946988836
Shitty job innit
>>84149686suppose people who clean toilets in nightclubs, on coaches, etc become desensitised to it.but watching that Grimefighters, there were some horrible ones. lids diving around in sewage for a living.
>russia and china have joined Iran in the warruh roh, ww3 for really real?
>>84149686fresh water inlet is right next to the sewage drain on most planes, never drink anything on a plane that doesnt come from a sealed bottled or can, also the kettles hardly ever get washed
bad idea flying in a sealed metal box full of coughing, wheezing passengers before your holiday.boatchads can't stop winning.
Din-din warming up rn X Phwoar
Quite aryan is it not
>>84149869forren mucky bitch
anyone else live alone?
>>84149886>anyone else live alone?yea, and im moving soon too>tfw gonna live alone in a nicer flat
>>84149889what do you do to fill the time
>>84149901>what do you do to fill the time15 hour shifts when i get chance, saturdays ill go out for a run, sundays go to my parents, rest of the time is spent catching up on sleep and/or doomscrolling
>>84149886How do you do it? Are you social or have friends/gf? I would likely kill myself if I were so isolated by living alone.
>>84149686Never a woman.
THE DOME OF PROTECTION HAS FAILEDTHE SPARK FROGS HAVE BREACHED FROG BLOCK C
Nasty Boots tyrants. Manager is a right jobsworth. https://youtu.be/UhWnKSwyn4Q
Banbury taxi drivers turned auditors.
Me? The 13th Duke of Wybourne? Here? In a sixth form apuettes dormitory? At three o'clock in the morning? With my reputation? What were they thinking of?
>>84149980can't believe this is what Britain has become. Gabe Newell tried to warn us....
Bought some new pants today lads
Imagine, if you will, a humanoid frog wearing boxing equipment Quite whimsical X
You will never have a job.You will never have a girlfriend.You will never have sex.
>>84150114Those are some lovely nips. Wouldn't mind giving you a nipplegasm and then suck the leaking cum from your cockle.
>>84150137Whimsical till they spin your fucking jaw lad and get to work tanning your hide. I've seen one take on six wagies at a time.
You will never have a job.You will never have a girlfriend.You will never have sex.You will never have an Apu.
>reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1ru9ln3/these_cat_videos_are_getting_more_ridiculous/Copped a laff ngl X
>>84150159*socks u right in the gobber*u will never talk to me like that again, u cheeky cunt.
>>84150180thanks, quite liked that tbqh.
>reddit.com/r/aivideo/comments/1rtuv32/cat_distraction/Haha look at him go
>>84150114Purple aki would be able to cup a finger and thumb around your upper thigh faggot
>tfw no cute police gf
How much 4chan time did you sacrifice for your mum today.
>>84150238I've just woken up lad. Very depressing sleep patterns lately. Had a right depressing few days.
>>84150222our man wouldnt touch suck a womanly boy. he NEEDS big musless
>>84150250What's made you glum, chum?
>>84150270Just missed out on life.
>>84150238she came round yesterday, i made her a jacket potato and gave her some flowers in a cute little pot
>>84150276No worse than me. I don't have a passport or any ID. Never had a GF. Still live with my mum. Terminally online.
>>84150276Not too late to start now desu
for me? its when the cats girlfriend cheats on him with a tiger and gets pregnant but she gives birth to a hippo then the cat turns up and makes out with the tiger
any of yous have that .webm of the firefighter cat AI kino?can never find the bugger. was a couple of years ago so it'll probably look dated now.
>>84150285>I don't have a passporti remember that gimmick it was fun
>>84150159jokes on you lad, having sex with my apu for onlyfrens is my job
>>84150294I don't have a passport. How can I get one with no one to countersign my application?
>>84150307bribe a post office worker, thats what i did
Never even sniffed a vagina
Long day of playing ATLUS RPGs.
Ripped a whimsical fartington just now
>>84150358braptingtons on the naze
>If you don't know anyone who is willing or able to countersign your passport, there are a few other options available to you.>Finally, if youre unable to find anyone who meets any of the above criteria, you can submit a signed declaration instead. This must state that you're unable to find a countersignatory and that the information provided in your application is true to the best of your knowledge. If you submit a signed declaration,it's important to note that your application may take longer to process.
just got a boner playing blade and sorcery (vr) as i pummelled a woman to death with my fists. i think i need chemical castration
>>84150386didn't know this was an option, thanks.i've just never had any need to renew it, but don't you need two? e.g. a friend or family member + a professional in the local community?not wasting a GP appointment just to get a signature.
eating jelly tots my favourite sweeties x
>>84150413Try have a wank first, see if that helps.
tonight's plans? drinking and driving in ets2 of course x
>>84150542lad got the 4k monitor lush x
bjork
Saw Sean at the Al Quds protest today he said he was off the shandy bass as a sign of respect to his Muslim allies.
sean prolapsing squatting over sandra shitting out kevs spunk x
mAte just came round to swap some pills. feel pure grim/jittery today though. some would say it's the coffee. others would say it's the tramadols.all i know for sure is i should have asked for more food.
>>84150801Have you both ever had sex?
Ears have popped
we used to be a proper country. pubs opening at 6am. smoking indoors.
sick of em, ladsSICK of em!
>>84150838Now all the pubs are going to be turned into HMOs for rubber dingy boat mongs. All a part of the master plan to shut them all down de lid.
favourite doom wad?
that one black lad at the pub
>>84150861Why was he allowed in?
ruth sticking a snus puch in her gob before sucking off wilbur or something idfk
Never had a girl's arse on the end of my nostril
Dunno, but I do know I'm off to blow my wad, then go to sleep.>>84150877Do nostrils have an end?
legitimately rooting against the Great Satan.
>>84150857Not a wad but I loved playing Go2it on the Plutonia experiment on ultra violence, did it a few times as a kid.
Member when the jews whacked charlie kirk for criticizing pissrahell?https://x.com/TuckerCarlson/status/2032954928977818069Now they're going after cucker too
>>84150880Why? Good always triumphs over evil.
>>84150892that's what I'm saying. Down with the evil.
>>84150897Oh apologies de lid I misread your post. Forgive me.
>>84150818we've both had sex plenty of times. we're in our 30s.why do you ask?
>>84150916No with one another
Hard to still think the Protocols of the Elders of Zion were fake at this point.
>>84150950ohh. yeah.not for a while, mind.
all of you bellends need to get up right now and save england
>shagging pills>l4d2blackman.png
>>84150981how do we do this, lad?
"We gaan", Dumbledore said calmlyX
>>84150981ill save england if you want but honestly lad the getting up part isnt happening tonight
Blowing up your bladder into a million pieces on ket and fucking after with mate A corr
Oasis put it bestgonna start a revolution from my bed
>>84150988Start Wombling it. Fill pot holes and paint fences by cover of night.And then...
>>84151027>And then...whoa mate one thing at a time.>Fill pot holes and paint fences by cover of night.right, well get on this. i'll get back to you.
what we meant to fill pot holes in with?
>>84151050pot,obviously
FROGSCharging down to Feel StreetEyes glowing bright as they spark out you keenOver the curbstones they hop with a roarWherever they go, the frogs just leave goreFROGSStanding tall in the streets.They'll punch off your jaw, killing wagies and NEETs.Gloves leaving scars, giant frogs tearing skinGreen on the outside and darkness withinBeware the Lids that slink out of sightThe noises you hear will fill you with frightTonight the Frogs are hungry (Hungry)Tonight you will not escape (No escape)Listening to you as you say your prayersEvil frogs with deadly staresSparking you apart to protect their lods.There is no escape from the furious frensSparkfrogs awayStalking wagies today.Track deep in Feel Street to spark and to slayThey'll never catch up to the pugilist frogsLeading the wagies to only get boppedLook up Feel Street and what do you see?The face of a Sparkfrog, he's watching for theeStand still, never budgeOr the end will come quickDon't make a soundDon't a kick a canHe'll spark you out however he canSparked again and againBeing sparked by a frog would be especially grim
ckin ell i'm about to fall asleep ovah heahOff to beddingbury X
>>84151050Baked beans x
wheelie bin
for anyone else wondering>>84151073 Nekrogoblikon - Bearsyou're welcome.
I;M SICJ AND IM PISSED OIFF, OKAY
>>84151253sick how?
>>84151260SIXK OF IT!!!!
you know what, i get my PIP in a few days, money is a future-me problem, i might order a takeaway.
feeling lonely and sad tonight feels street not sure how im gonna cope with this for rest of me life :/
>>84151594why are you feeling lonely and sad de lid
>>84151396Size of that dog's cock. Oh lawd.
Need a hobby or summat to do with my life. Just spend all day doom scrolling and going on pointless walks around my neighbourhood.
>>84151681Vidya, films, comics, porn, writing, learn an
>>84151681make and paint fantasy minis/terrainsend them to me for giving you the idea
page 9? not having that.playing Sonic 2 Pink Edition right now. pretty fun actually.
Wonder if they could do a big sis, little sis type roleplay asmr? Might be a cool idea.
>went out for a night drive>going down the main road near the hospital>overwhelming smell of rotten eggs starts coming through the vents of the car>so bad i almost gagthat was about 45 minutes ago and i still feel sick and can feel the vapourised egg in my nosewtf was that smell??>>84151809very nice little village thing here anon
>>84151681You could make your walks into vlogs. Go round filming businesses and people...get an auditing channel going. Film the police also when they arrive. There you go...you now have a more exciting life with potential to make money.
All lads need to go to boxing classes pronto. So much cheaper than BJJ or MMA. Trainers have to actually have a boxing license so you know it is legit. Easier to get better fast than BJJ or MMA. Go down to your local boxing gym. Lose fat. Build functional muscle. Spark out mongs.
Wagies getting up in a few hours for another week of doing a job they hate. Me? I'll be doing nothing...probably pop on mum's prime video and find some kinos. At least I am not slaving. I hope it's worth it because it's not for me. No pussy possibility means no work. There will be no contributions to single mums and immigrants from me. You will all pay for dosser men and prisoners whether you like it or not.
>>84152783wont i just get constantly leathered if i do that?
>>84152783cheers matewill learn the skill then defend the mongs
>>84152862nice one ladt.mong
>>84152819You're just a late bloomer. Everyone has a phase of waging.
Auditing pubs in York. Not a crime is it?
>>84152890I don't want to work. That will make me more miserable. My mental health is what comes first.
>Big has to find his apu in every levelnah, shan't be doing that.
>>84150341Never got to have sex. My life is nothing without sex.
>>84152983you could buy MDMA online (i'm just saying, you could) and take MDMA.probably better if you're with people + music, but it's an enjoyable experience.sex doesn't suddenly and permanently change your life, you have to be getting it regularly.
>ruthmong going on a mad one with the glowsticks and a neon green fez
>>84152917>>84152983There was a lad here yesterday impersonating you
>>84153037maybe that's what he needs.like when people have an acid trip and then they're 'profound' hippies all of a sudden (we've all been there)
>>84153127Ruthmong needs a strong father figure in his life
>>84153012I don't want to take the drugs and alcohol. It's absolutely going to make life worse for me. I have addictive traits.>>84153091Not much we can do about that. Hopefully the lad is doing ok now.
deport all neets then the gimmigrants
Ruthmong did you watch the oscars?
>>84153563No I don't like to watch rich people.
>>84153608Ruth arguably is wealthy
Mum never put sun protection on me ever. It's no wonder I hate the summer. Had horrible sun blisters and peeling skin. Made me so ill.>>84153625She's just got a very successful daddy. Without him, she'd be milking her simps for more income.
>>84152955Loved Big and his friend froggy in the adventure games.
Wonder if laurel burns easier since she apparently comes from Turkey.
I wish I could rely on a rich father.
What's with these bints always having overbites? Something I've noticed.
>>84153718>>84153778>>84153788Pack it in now lad these are really creepy and weird.
>>84153828>>84153828he's just a romantic.
A conservative backwards shithole country like Turkey will never make euthanasia legal.
>>84153828Just a bit of a laugh in these dark times.>>84154002In UK lad. It's not allowed here. You have to throw yourself off a cliff.
>>84154025>in these dark timesYou have an incredibly comfy life. Get a grip, lad.
>>84154047I'm not a happy chap though. Far from it. It's not comfortable to be in this loop for years.
>>84154055If you are unhappy with your life you can change it. You have the luxury of living rent free and no bills.
Only went and spilled me pepsi on the twenty year old lappy. Resilient little thing. Had to power down and wipe it off. Got worried for a moment. Hands smell of chemicals now.
>>84154064Change it? For the worse? There's nothing for me out there. It's too late anyway as I won't experience the best age of females.
>>84154075No, change it for the better. The world is your oyster. You can always date younger women.
Spaffed to the gf just now me Phwoar X
>>84154272>Spaffed to the gfWhat does that even mean?
>>84154087Can't lad. Will be stuck in some grim job. Can't compete in this shit economy. Just have to accept this is the way things are for some. Not every person can be a winner.
>>84154278Think he started the morning in the cuck chair?
>>84154310Go back to uni and get a useful degree
>>84154324No money lad, no existing results. Don't know what I'd want to do anyway. That also applies for a career. Some people don't ever know. I'm just not interested in anything.
>>84154310>Just have to accept this is the way things are for someSounds like you're unable to accept this though
ok wagies. Store's opening at 9. Let's motivate ourselves and do the wagie dance to beat off those monday blues. A one, a two and let's go! Let's move those hips.
>>84154363I can't accept this life but it is what it is. Just read the fucking news lad. If young people can't get a job, then people like me have no chance. They only care about young people. So fuck working.
>>84154374All bullshit. So they will be paid to work there while the company gets free work because the government is paying their wages. After the 6 month placement ends they will be laid off because the company will then have to start paying their wages. Then the young NEETS go back on the dole. Other than getting work experience what's the point?
>>84154391The government refuses to put UBI on the table. That would require going to the billionaires and taking 1% of their annual income.
And why should I lift a finger applying for jobs? I don't drive. Even the factories and warehouses are not desperate these days. It's over. I'm not fucking getting a bus or train somewhere on minimum wage. Imagine having to pay rent also.
The problem is Ruthmong will most likely never change but will continue to whine about how "shit" his life is here. In 10 years he will post the same drivel here. Grim for him but grimmer for us.
>>84154374NTA but, maybe, just maybe, the gubbermint don't have a clue about anything. People are unemployed because there aren't enough jobs. It's genuinely that simple. They know this, know there's nothing they can do, so blame the people looking for jobs, and label them as lazy.>>84154403>That would require going to the billionaires and taking 1% of their annual incomeI see that going well. Also why would they (the rulers of slave planet) want everyone sat around dossing? I know people don't like to accept that there are certain groups that want to keep us down. Want to cause misery, destroy families and people.Don't believe me? Spend a day looking online, put some effort in, become disheartened, then find something to fight for. Don't fall for twolls (and a big possibility is government agents) trying to demoralise you, beat you down.THERE'S NO POINT WAA WAA WAA
>>84154420You're replying to a turkish man living in turkey
>>84154418I'd change if I knew there was a rose at the end of it all (there won't be).
>>84154431So.If I gave a shit blahblah annoying blackpill faggots, and the like.
>>84154420Not everyone will be dossing. Those that want to work will be incentivised by additional income.
>>84154467>Those that want to work will be incentivised by additional income.This is the problem with the commie utopia, SOMEBODY WILL DO IT. What if one day, or even for a month, the majority of those people "wanting" to do things, decide they don't want to do it. What then? The dossers who don't want to do anything will do it? What if they can't, or refuse, do we then have to start forcing people to work? For the community of course.
Who would police the commie utopia?Do you really think police like facing death daily?Do you think criminals will just say, oh ok, we'll stop now.Army? Do we even need one in the one world commie utopia, everyone will love each other and there'll be no wars.
It's good incentivising people with perks and rewards, but then there will be the have's and have not's, which will then cause issues.The people of this world are not ready for a commie utopia.
>>84154476Trust me lad. People will always want more money for more flashy things. Some people are bored shitless without work. The AI and robots will do the shittiest jobs or those will be well paid. You could only do 2 days of work a week and someone else does the other 2, then someone else.
>>84154488Just pay the police more money. Crime will go down anyway. Vidya has greatly reduced crime. So will having money. Any mentally ill loons can be euthanised.
>>84154507I don't believe there are enough people in the world that would want to do the things needed to keep people in the way of life they are accustomed to. Let's look at the travel industry, air crews/cabin crews, I highly doubt they'd want to keep ryan air and the like going. A few quid extra, to put up with drunken scum? NO THANKS.>>84154510>Crime will go down anyway. Vidya has greatly reduced crime.You had to push it.
The government only cares about non-whites. They want white men to be miserable dossers.
ok there's a white man down the page but he has to do the boring, physically demanding outdoors job while the female gets to sit on her arse on a fancy computer at home (doing fuck all probably and being paid more for it). only women should have fun careers and lives it seems.
I want to do more with my life but there's so much hate inside. I don't think any person could truly trust me to be fair.
My nose in ruth's slit
>>84154586Don't speak about my rose like that.
>>84154595Nobody says rose in the uk, lad
THE MASKS ARE BACK IN ENGLAND!
>>84154712Why are you posting pictures underage teenagers?
>>84154712Me? Low key want lockdowns back
Ruthmong could become a bush pilot in africa
>Josh, 26, who works in logistics in Aylesham, says his 20-year-old sister was admitted to hospital after he had seen her on Mother's Day.>He said: "Now the slight concern for us is that I'm not a student here, my girlfriend's not a student here, my sister's not a student here and she's come down potentially with meningitis, so where's that come from?>"So we called 111 and said to them, you know, this is what's happened, what do you advise? And they sent us up here to come and get the antibiotic basically. Very scary stuff.">"My sister's up in London most of the time, living in London, working up there. I don't have any contact with anybody at the university.>"So for us to be in this situation - I'm not overly worried, I feel fine - but it's more of a precaution than anything, just to be sure."Get the Vax NOW!
Fedex are taking the piss. No updates in two days. Cunts.
Big piss up planned for today, shan't start until 4 however x
>>84154543The lad on the right is high as fuck trying to eyeball the level of a plank of wood, hes having the time of his life
any of you lads seen that wouis wheroux documentary on the sparkfrogs?
So my phone charger plug just decided it doesn't want to work anymore. What a piece of shit.
So Ruthmong just decided he doesn't want to work anymore. What a piece of shit.
>>84154867you think id speak to that jew de lid? you're wrong de lid. better watch your back de lid.
>>84154897Fuck off frogger you wont do shit de lid.
>>84154912you just entered the spark zone, little lad
Not even lunch time on a Monday and silly cunts are willingly entering the >S P A R K Z O N E
what's that de lid? little sparks nipping at you de lid? not my problem de lid. told you to watch your back de lid.
Might have a dodge over waccies for some scran in a bit. Might as well x
>>84154961Got to get on that arch mac grind de lid. Would love to have one of those right now de lid.
Garn Maccies de lid? Get me 10 McFlurries de lid. Don't want sparking do you de lid? Course not de lid.
Might garn Sunderland and spark HHL out
>>84154947Is feel street even safe anymore???
>>84154995w-w-what kind of mcflurries do you want de lid
>>84154995d..d...do y..you wwwww..www.wwant a sh..s..shh...shandy bbbbass a..aa...aswell
>>84155001Have to ask do you de lid? Fucking stupid de lid? Smarties of course de lid. *puts on one boxing glove* Hurry up de lid.
>>84155027d-d-d-do you w-w-want anything else from m-m-maccies de lid
shut it de lid. this is punishment de lid. rather get sparked de lid?>n..nn...nothought so de lid.
>>84150413>>84150537He should play Villain Simulator, then have a wank
What's actually wrong with drinking shandy bass?
>>84155050It is a drink for women and children. so bad they don't even produce the slop anymore.
>>84155047Or play it while having a wank.
incredibly tired but another meeting in 10, might sneak off homes after that though x
I get hard from sparking women out in GTA.
Managed to survive another mother's dayI don't get my mum, one moment she's kind and nice, the next she's condescending and belittling and making me out as a disappointment.I think she's bipolar or BPD or something, and her mood swings are getting a lot worse now she's getting older
REEEEEEEE! FEDEX BETTER GET THEIR ACT TOGETHER!
>>84155062Tell all the women in the office that the manager wants everyone to attend only wearing their underwear. Then somebody will complain to HR, meeting canceled, office closed for the day because of the emotional stress.
>>84155077Crazy bastard. It only ever gave me semi's.
Quite cheekily copped the remaining 3+ hours of sleepington just now me didn'tiI did didn't iPhwaor X
wonder how HHL is holding up
I don't think he does any of these things.
>>84155132Prolapsing kevs spunk out the nonce
>>84155132He's fine, i talked to him yesterday on the phone
Seethemongs on tap x
off to the shops now de lid. any mong want anything de lid? make yourself known de lid.
>>84155249thought you weren't a wagie de lid
Shall be riding out soon me shan't i X
You think it's looking for fish?
>>84155249wine gums
These froggers are taking over you can't turn a corner without seeing one now a days AND they are getting violent too. Something has to be done about it.
Dunno what to do with my 'career'. Like my job, but it pays little and know fuck all about other sectors. Live in London and need to move out, but don't fancy spending my entire wages on rent and living, making no savings.Anyone do this? I'm terrified of not having enough for the future, but then again the world's fucked anyway. Any old fellas got any advice for a 28 year old who stll lives at home?
>>84155369Buy property in cambodia
woke up half an hour ago, postie hasn't delivered my parcel. possible he buzzed and i was too out of it.need to go downstairs to check if it's down there. don't want to bump into neighbours, though.
>>84155390You should invite 50 mates over for a party then you'll feel less social anxiety about bumping into neighbours
What if you invite 50 neighbours over for a party instead of bumping into 1? Still agoraphobic?
You should invite 50 mates over for a bumsesh then you'll feel less social anxiety
Waiting for me waccies order now. Yeah I used that app and cashed in them points.
>50 mates over >100 mates overWoooo party>1 neighbour downstairs Oh no can't possibly deal with that ; - ) wink wink DWP
>>84155411Wuppagrind status? x
nothing. not a single scrap of post.>>84155411what did you get?
>>84155424Quarter wounder with cheese x
>>84155424Maybe there were scraps of post, but the postie was a proud postie and didn't want to tarnish his delivery stats by delivering poor quality post.
We all deserve a likkle treat now and then in life x
>>84155450You thinking one of the anons with a wife or gf should get a booba pic for us?
>>84155357consider it done de lid. did you enjoy your puzzle book yesterday de lid? wasn't forren was it now de lid?>>84155258wearing the clothes of my last victim de lid. wasn't my fault he waged away de lid.
Cause I can find you,in the energy.
>>84155428nice one there my lad.if you're where i think you are, opposite the McDonald's, what's that to the right of M&S? like some mad mini shopping centre without shops.go inside and report back.>>84155436lovely idea, this. i choose to believe it x
What prezzie did you give your mummy yesterday?I got her some new slippers and some chocolate, forgetting she was off chocolate for lent lol.
>>84155549Fiddy quids. She spent some of it on a sun catcher thing, and going to spend the rest at her favourite choccy shop.
What will you achieve or attempt this week? Would you be willing to talk to me - a Daily Mail Reporter - about this? You will not be paid. Thank you for your attention in this matter. -Cunty McChicken (Daily Mail Reporter)Remove this sentence before posting.
>>84155591I'm going to get high af all week.You can quote me on that.
>>84155577>Fiddy quids. Damn, that's like a third of my bennies lad, but I'm sure she's worth it.>sun catcher thingThat'll be a good idea for a gift for next year.
>>84155591>Remove this sentence before posting.I removed the sentence, but now forgot what the question was. Wot do?
I watched a lot of Lucia Love porn videos last night. She has a certain council estate charm that makes my penis diamond hard. I will probably watch more later. Real shame she seems to have retired. Her fanny must be ruined. Her tits look shit after the surgery. She should have kept it natural even though they were quite small.
>>84155591i'll collect my (non-illegal) post.some would say this is a bit optimistic, but i believe i can do it.
>>84155609>Wot do?hit Ctrl+Z on your keyboard. that is the 'undo' function, it can undo you backspacing TOO far!
>>84155619I'm on phone tho.
>>84155630not a problem. they support USB keyboards, just order one of these adapters and wait a while.don't type or do anything else. leave your phone in its EXACT state until the adapter/keyboard arrives.
>>84155657The thread will have ended by then. No, I'll have to opt out. Oh well.
I turn 37 in a month. Mental.
Things are not very good
>>84155849>Things are not very goodsame
Things are ok
Proper addicted to tiktok me like. Not good.
>>84155974i just feel too old for it (i prefer the internet in textual form + some images tbqh). but when a lass showed me the actual app i thought, 'holy shit, this is actually designed to be addictive.'i thought people were just joking about that.
Dementia Don speech incoming de lids.
Keef rollin rollin rollin rollin
>>84156128Keep sparkin' sparkin' sparkin' sparkin' de lid.
>3000 quid to hire under 24skek
>>84155974My feed is full of schoolgirls in uniform All above board and lush.
>>84156149Someone ordering some young ho's?
TRUMP PREDICTED 9/11! CORRRRR!
>>84156224You mean da joos gave him the heads up?
>>84150292Here you ORIGINALLY googogogoggogoggooo go, lad.
>>84156238He just said in his speech he predicted it a year before it happened and he always knew Osama was a bad guy. He's whining that nobody is helping him in Iran too, despite Iran being OBLITERATED.
mate 48 coming round to shoot up later.might put the heating on.
On my way to spark Trump out de lids.
>>84156272Might be better putting a bulletproof vest on.
Big party in my party flat tonight. Proper mad legendary one on the cards. Quite scared de lids. I've got social anxiety I'm scared I'll bump into a neighbour when I go down to let my 100 mates in. I've got really bad social anxiety I'm on benefits because I can't function socially. That shouldn't stop me partying with my 100 mates should it? Need some advice.
>>84156272corrr i envy your heating system lad. i only have storage heaters so when one of mates A through 0x2F comes round, there's nothing i can do.
>>84156257thanks friend. quality stuff, this.
>>84156344Yeah, heard there's a party in your mouth and everybody is coming.
>>84156344Wish I had 100 mates.
Sparked out nonce edish edish
>>84156379>Yeah, heard there's a party in your mouth and everybody is coming.WEHEY
>>84156384lol 100 mates isn't a lot. Those 100 are just my mate's mates. Each mate has upwards of 70 background mates per mate. It adds up pretty fast lad. Have you tried just being yourself? Works for me. Only problem is my debilitating social anxiety has ruined my life. I can't work because it's too hard for me with my social anxiety/agoraphobia I have to be on benefits. If you can work I envy you.
Feels good my mates are understanding of how I'm on benefits because of my social anxiety. I was telling them at the party last night.
i havent got a single friend, im so under stimulated socially ive begun creating music, ive got 1.5 songs this week.
The Spark Frog that's been knocking every one out on my street out the past two weeks cornered me and said he need a new wife for Spring Spawn. I told him I wasn't female but he knocked me to the ground and said it wasn't negotiable.I took the collar. In the back of his Prius now. I'm in fucking tears.
>>84156522Blows my mind lads here don't have mates desu. I am on benefits because of my crippling social anxiety yet I have hundreds of mates I've forgotten more mates than you've had. So what's your excuse? Pull your socks up lad be yourself.
>>84156535I go to gigs to try to make friends and last time I made 2 but they were only temporary because they had to get the train back, as an adult people aren't arsed to make new friends, they are all socially fulfilled so even if I get along with people they typically aren't interested to have a new friend.
How can you just... not have mates?I don't believe you desu. I am on benefits for anxiety yet I have always had hundreds of mates around me.Even when my anxiety was at an all time low in my party flat I shared with my mates I always had my mates around me.Reckon you lads are larping. There's nobody who doesn't have mates. Stop larping lol.I am so paralysed by anxiety I must live on benefits but I've always had mates. All I can imagine is you're not being yourself.
>>84156522give us a listen lad?
>>84156558I know that feel. Sometimes when I throw a party I'll have 50, 70 mates over and not one of them will touch the sausage rolls I left out. Life is just harsh sometimes lid keep your head up.
>>84156579you should start a cult with your hundreds of friends, I know this is boring larp but they all moved after uni 2 years ago and as an adult its ridiculously difficult to make any friends, im not unable to make any but starting from 0 soft locks me out of it.
just want a cult gf so bad now
tramadols are starting to make me sick. sat here with that feeling, do i vomit it all out, or hold it in?
Having some refreshing wandelion and wurdock x
Zopiclone has been added to my list of meds. Why do you lads buy meds online when you can get them free if you're a neet from the doctors? You lads are weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxSbTlH0K4w&t=108s
>>84156257*provides a soundtrack*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtPrjYp75uA
>>84156698nice one. they're pretty chill, have you tried them yet?>Why do you lads buy meds online when you can get them free if you're a neet from the doctors? i have a condition that prevents me from going to the pharmacy.
>tfw no activist gf
>>84156702i cri evry time ;__;
>>84156698I can not go to the pharmacy lad because of my anxiety. Loads of my mates are on meds so I get them whenever I want.
>>84156158Love the chavvy low iq ones that you can tell will be single mums in the next year or two.
mind numbing how bad wages are, Funeral Service Operative, 25,652 a year and part of the job is>Prepare the deceased (washing, dressing, presentation) in accordance with family, religious, or cultural wishesimagine having to interact with corpses for fucking 25k a year how utterly grim.
Dwp assessment for my anxiety benefits on Saturday but I've got a mega legendary party on Friday it's going to be a mad one loads of mates shagging drinking drugs the lot. Gutted lads. Reckon it could swing me a few extra points if I go in hungover?
>>84155845I'm a year younger and have never had a drop of pussy.
>>84156756is that not a pretty specialist skill, too? something like cleaning toilets, fine, but how do you even clean a corpse? wet wipes?
>>84156714I had them years ago when I was on a downward spiral. And here we are again. I remember the metallic taste. >>84156734Every two months for me. Because I'm special, but not in a good way haha. If you need them, why can't you get them officially prescribed?
>>84156756There's always corpse lovers out there lad that will do this kind of work. If they were really struggling to hire, the wage would be higher.
>>84156781> I was on a downward spiral. And here we are againsorry to hear that marra. hope they can bring you some calm.you were into your weed, right? zopiclones and zolpifems are like what i WISH weed was. get yourself comfy, stick on a film or some music, then turn in for the night.
>>84156526You're finished mate. You're his now. Spark Frogs are very possessive. He'll shower you with meal deals and stolen jewellery, so you'll be looked after. They don't spark out their wives either. Not a bad position to be in I suppose.
I don't have sex, I am angry because of that...and the government expects me to be in a good mental state to work?
>>84156787>Carry out all duties involving the deceased with the utmost care and professionalismthe fact theyve mentioned that means at least several blokes have molested the corpses. GRIM.>>84156778youd think soDemonstrates empathy, professionalism, and composure under pressureHas a respectful, caring approach when supporting both colleagues and familiesIs physically capable of manual handling tasks, including lifting and carryingIs comfortable working in direct contact with the deceased in a variety of conditionsIs reliable, flexible, and able to work outside standard hours when neededTakes pride in presenting themselves in a professional and dignified mannerHolds a Full UK Driving Licence (essential)No previous funeral experience is necessary complete training, uniform, and support will be provided.
>>84156800Thank you mate, I appreciate you and your words! The weed has been making me very paranoid and more obsessive, so yeah, I need more prescribed help.How are things with you, Mr WonkyLad, Erratic sleep pattern, or have you settled into a temporary routine?
>>84156844>Is comfortable working in direct contact with the deceased in a variety of conditionspretty mad that's just there on the same level as the usual 'can manage his/her time' and 'gets on well with others' shite.
>>84156846do you reckon weed has changed as you've gotten older? i've known a few stoners/casual smokers well into middle age, but i just can't hack it in my 30s. it's become more bad than good, and you read/hear this pretty often now. (should still be legalised.)>How are things with you, Mr WonkyLad, Erratic sleep pattern, or have you settled into a temporary routine?just a bit jittery at the moment, think it's a mix of the painkillers and caffeine from fizzy drinks. was a little hit sick earlier.but overall, mood/activity wise, life could be worse! mate A came round yesterday and the day before, which also got me out the flat (dodgy area, she wanted to walk to the bus stop together).never go full hikkikomori, Lollers. and thank you too for the kind words!
Still in bed me. Don't you just love waking up, realising your life is lonely and shit, roll over and take another nap in your comfy bed?
>>84156756its realhttps://www.totaljobs.com/job/funeral-service-operative/dignity-funerals-limited-job106904981Why you search for that anyway lad?>>84156778I watched a doc about a man in America whose job was to apply makeup to people who had been badly injured, eg car crashes, and prepare and dress them.
>>84156904I usually wake up at 10am every morning and by the time it hits about 2pm I've already had enough.
>>84156904I had 2 naps today lol
>>84156910>I watched a doc about a man in America whose job was to apply makeup to people who had been badly injured, eg car crashes, and prepare and dress them.what was it called?i suppose you want to make bodies look presentable but it's just 2spooky4me. reminds me of these Victorian post-mortem photographs where they'd pose with corpses as if they were still alive.
You like right dishy de lid.Gonna send you to the Spunk Zone de lid. Gonna spaff your fucking hide de lid.Don't cry de lid, it ruins it for both of us de lid.
>>84156731>>84156731shout out brother orange, he a real one. For me, its this fukcer, always on some bullshit with his dad
who BLIND here?
>>84157142Blind bastard, I'll spark you out.
>>84157142>who BLIND here?WHAT?
>>84157155please SF, have a heart (but not in a such a way that you ravage my behind)>>84157160SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT DEAFLADS. WORSE THAN BEING BLIND DESU./britfeel/ IS A DISABILITY-FRIENDLY COMMUNITY x
>>84156999Fuck off you smelly Spunk Frog. I can smell your rancid slime from here. Not going to one of your freak offs, little lad.
>>84157155you'll do nothing of the sort de lid.
>>84157193I can't spark without me glasses de lid. Found me weakness de lid.
>>84156999is this one of widdys freak off apus that escaped the shelling of his mansion following his conviction?
>>84156948it was probably part of a true crime doc. I sometimes binge watch crime docs, so it likely wasn't a whole episode about that, just a segment that featured it.
Fedex package was supposed to be delivered last Friday. Pain in the fucking arse. No updates since Saturday. No excuse. Tomorrow is a public holiday in NI too, so doubtful I'll see it until later in the week. Absolute CUNTS!
do glasses lids take off their glasses when they fight?>>84157240damn. does FedEx care about public holidays?i'm waiting for a parcel, it COULD have arrived yesterday (you can get tracked post on Sundays nowadays) but i don't understand why it didn't arrive today.wonder if Royal Mail will go fully private some day soon.
>>84157270Fedex don't even deliver on Saturday unless you pay extra. They're fucking useless. Nothing grinds my gears more than when a package updates at the same place days on end.
concerning news about the freningitis outbreak, hope it doesn't reach whatever university ruth goes to
>>84157352>hope it doesn't reach whatever university ruth goes toClungechester university.
>>84157352that filthy bitch probably started it
Hug, fuck, marry, kiss?
>>84157363No gays allowed de lid. I'll spark you out de lid.
will admit, i didn't quite know what meningitis was.>Symptoms of meningitis develop suddenly and can include:> a high temperature (fever)> being sick> a headache> a rash that does not fade when a glass is rolled over it (but a rash will not always develop)> a stiff neck> a dislike of bright lights> drowsiness or unresponsiveness> seizures (fits)i've had all these recently except for seizures, but for various unrelated reasons.my main friend works in a hospital, and here i am letting her into my home. bringing in all those transmissible diseases with her.
Meningitismong
>>84157427mongingitis
Who do you think you're talking to de lid?
>>84156896I was more paranoid when I was younger and on the wrong meds and worse on no meds. I was very angry in those days, desu. Question: How long before bed do you drop your zopiclones? I think it was a half hour before but can't remember. I'm glad you're not feeling like you're on the bottom of the rung. Did you feel OK when you were out with mate A?
>>84157530>Question: How long before bed do you drop your zopiclones?>I think it was a half hour before but can't remember. half an hour sounds about right. i generally notice the feelings 20-30 minutes in, they work fast. were you having trouble sleeping?>Did you feel OK when you were out with mate A?yeah the first day was pretty chill. i had a zopiclone myself, even went into a shop just before it closed to get a choccy bar.but then yesterday she swung by for a bit and i was on the opioids and sort of jittery/tweaking a bit and i don't like to be seen in that state.all good, though. as she left to walk to the bus stop (deemed safe at this point), i could see from my window she was going the wrong way. quickly rang her and directed her, >to your right. no, not left, just...turn around. straight ahead. no, not there, i mean...felt like Knightmare.
>>84157359good uni that i thought she might have been at brazzers polytechnic
*informs the apus michael sheen is the new host of wichard wosmans house of games*
>>84157620>were you having trouble sleeping?Fall asleep, waking early and have to anyway.Did you feel OK in yourself when you were out?
How dare you not attach my animu.
Cannot stand Richard Osman he's in everything on tv. I bet he's a right smug, condescending little prick in off screen
Nightride o'clock almost XPhwaor
You know who I don't like as well? That Paul Sinha from the chase with his weird caterpillar neck.
fucking eczema on my shinit itches so much
There is a strong gravimetric force ITT
Too many foids studying useless degrees. They just expect to be doing "fun" jobs unlike men.
State of them teeth. Oh well at least she's a dead foid now so won't have to worry about expensive dental treatment and paying back student loans. Expect she would have lived life on easy mode regardless. Probably had lots of sex already. >>84157391Most people overcome it will taking the clotshot vaccines. Only weak people die. Just nature at work keeping only the best humans for reproduction.
SIN SINHA WHO GOT DE KEYS TO MY BIMMA
>>84157352don't worry i'm sure her rich daddy has paid for private healthcare and clotshots. lush.
Jawline on this one. fucking hell. Expect she gets lots of sex at university. The female would have to go out of her way to avoid sex at university. If you are a male, you probably won't get any sex.
>>84157489you're talking to me de lid. little merlin didn't stand a chance de lid. sparked him good and proper de lid.
Why are they making it a big thing? Meningitis does not affect most people with good immune systems. They wouldn't give a fucking toss about me because I've lived a "longer" life...but because it is some little women with a potential to work in some stupid easy mode job...the media like to turn it into a sob story.
>>84158033cor imagine hitting that with the sweet chin music
>>84158034PLEASE LID PLEASE I DIDNT MEAN TO DISTURB YOU IM SO SOR-
Remember lads you are all going to pay taxes for women to have easy lifestyles. Most of them won't be paying back their student loans in their jobs that don't meet the income threshold. Guess who pays back this debt? Working men, the taxpayers, the working class, because women don't want to study actual worthwhile degrees (too boring) and certainly don't want to break a nail doing something practical like a trade. It's no wonder men are angry. The media, the state is making it seem like MEN are the problem. They want women to have easy jobs and live because they want men stuck at the bottom doing the shittiest jobs (because the government knows women will never do them). Just don't give in. Don't work for women. Let them pay taxes for incel men. You are not getting any sex from the foid because they all want a rich man. Not the loser working in his boring job.
>>84158044well yea, i mean if they women live and work they can tax them, they cant tax you because you'll never get a job
>>84158087I don't really want to work anyway. Why would I want to do some boring arse job and never have any fun in my life? Fuck that. You deny me sex and a decent life, I deny society my labour. The social contract is broken. Let them pay taxes and hope I don't one day flip. Being born a foid is the most privileged and easy way to live life these days.
>>84158086my job is even more bullshit than hers, I did nothing wfh today. God bless r civil service. Sadly I meet the thing for paying back loans, getting another pay rise next month back paid 3.5% back to june of 2025, had another last december of 3.5% and they're pushing for more, fuck knows why. I'll milk it till it runs dry then hop on spastic funds me thinks. I used to have more energy and drive for things relating to work but nowadays at the very ripe age of 25 I just cannot be fucking arsed I do not see the point in anything. If I've got to be a little rat in the rat race maze then I'm just going to chill and be a relaxed rat.
>>84158116yea exactly so thats why they dont give a shit if you get meningitis
Going to university for "the experience" is why the future is so fucked. If we made women pay back loans in minimum wage jobs, then they'd think twice about what they choose to study. University for the vast majority of women is just a few years of fun.
Having a few wuds. Might as well x
>>84158119Good for you lad. Most lads are not so fortunate. They'll be working their bodies in a trade or stuck in some shit mundane warehouse/factory job for decades. It's so grim. I will not be playing my part.
Shall be heading out now me Hoping i won't be running into any ngubus eitherDo wish me luck laddingburghs, for I require it X
thanks to the lad who recommended Anomalisa. was pretty good that!>>84157694>Fall asleep, waking early and have to anyway.hope the meds help. do what it says on the tin, sleeping pills!>Did you feel OK in yourself when you were out?eh i was a bit of a mess at the shop. outdoors i used to feel like 'the world is fine, everything is normal' and i never regretted going anywhere, just regretted missing out when i didn't.now i go out and i just want to go back in.
Little middle class mongs crying in their little dorm rooms right now over this meningitis scare kek
I miss the HHL era x
>>84158080it's nothing personal de lid.
>MUH EXPERIENCE they say as they pay 30 grand a year to study for a job with a Micky mouse degree that will be taken by AI in the 2030s.
spent all day modding my new 3ds xl. gonna play through every pokemon game in order aren't i x
Monday night vibes x
gonna go the petrol station and get myself one of them roast chicken and bacon butties
>>84135987Day 3 (it might actually be less) without opioids cold turkey was the absolute worst. I was so close to phoning 111 saying I need help but I just soldiered through it. Went on a walk instead and managed to get over it. We'll see how I feel tomorrow but since this afternoon I've been fine.
Drank three beers and all I feel is nausea and a headache. Used to be able to go all day with no ill effects. Think I'm done with the demon drink.
me? filming my apu "doing the seal" internet trend for three likes on his wick wock
Spark Frog era in full swing de lids. Gonna send mine to Fedex head office.
getting comfy watching the American empire collapse.
>>84158428what happened me lad? been through opioid withdrawals a couple of times in the past few weeks, once was really bad with a lot of coffee stain vomiting and then these horrible stabbing chest pains where i couldn't stretch/or sit up.also the freaky paranoia/nightmares are absolutely horrifying haha.glad you've cleared up. the body and brain always reverts to its usual state <3
>>84158450Trump is legit out of his mind. Insulting the UK one minute then wondering why we don't jump at his every whim. It annoys me how he keeps saying NATO wouldn't help America when we sent troops to Afghanistan for them.
Me and Blad 69ing
last year it was Medicine Frog kindly offering us our/his choice of meds.this year it's Spark Frogs threatening to clobber our gobs. like some metaphor for /britfeel/--no, society--as a whole.
>>84158483he seems actually senile now.
>>84158500Times change lad. We had the Wetrol Wurders at the start of the year that really hurt the Helping Frog communities. The Beige Buffet got torched, feelings between us and our frens was marred forever more and it's tearing Feel Street apart. Nobody had any clue what a Spark Frog was a few months ago. In tears to be honest, Frog Blocks A to F were safe but not for our future.
MENingitus. Yeah woMEN are not happy about that.
>>84158577i guess they'll have to have a MINGE SIT-IN LOL
I'd rather medicine frog put me to sleep with his behind-the-counter meds than a Spark Frog administering a punch to my head and sending me to the Spark Zone.It's disturbing how so many of those frogs want to put us to sleep by physical might or a physicians whim. What does the Apu do when all his owners are sparko?
>>84158161Yeah good kino. Very well constructed sex scene. I just wish it had a few more locations but that would've made things a lot more difficult and costly.
>>84158260It was all worth it for the sex, holidays and parties. Adult "life skills" eh? No wonder men are manchildren in their parents boxrooms playing vidya.
Thick as shit thinking a mask is going to protect against meningitis.
What's your favourite Robert Altman film de lids?
Why do they wear the masks? SAD!
Why would this Victorian era disease be popping off at universities, it's the sex havers isn't it? Fuck the lot of them. Hope your 40th shag of the week was worth it, rot in Hell.
ruthmong at DEFCON 1 over this meningitis outbreak lel
>>84158607>Very well constructed sex scene.even though it was puppets it felt closer to real sex. kino verite.>I just wish it had a few more locations agreed. but it started as a stageplay where it was just the two leads, and the other actor doing all the 'other' characters. so i can see why they'd limit the setting. and man, that's a pretty cool idea for a play.
still need to watch this. forgot it came out. IT TOOK 30 YEARS TO MAKE!!! (sort of.)
>>84158734Based fatty with his popcorn magic.
Wonder why she changed the thumbnail. I thought she was past her body dysmorphia phase. Don't know how you can be this insecure at 26 years old.
Never known someone to be so obsessed with where they come from. I'm British but I don't go round Turkey bragging about it. She cannot even pronounce our British towns and cities very well. She's only here because of her father.
>>84158775I know some Turkish. Merhaba, nasilsin?
laffin @ this
>>84158801Sorry lad. Don't know a word of it. That's why I type in English.
2009 babes enjoying a night out. Must be all pregnant and/or fat now.
the main thing i miss about living in the countryside is the night sky, bright beautiful stars everywhere i saw two shooting stars on the same night once
>>84158828is that the Bigg Market?
>>84158853Newcastle I think.
>>84158828In 09 I peaked as an incel. This kid got stabbed to death and I was in my room stewing about how at least he had a gf (shown in news pic). Think his name was Adam Regis or something like that.
>>84158836country side is lush but it just seems to smell of various kinds of shit all the time
>>84158863depends how close to a farm you are
3ds game recommendations?
dont really understand why people hate girls who do onlyfans. listen, im straight but if someone said theyve give me 100 grand right now if i sucked a cock on camera, i fucking would. id probably do it for 20 grand to be honest
I hate lying foids that get me arrested and released with no further action. I will not let this go.
>>84158859aye it's that there Bigg Market in Newcastle.those underground public toilets on the left are a wine bar now. called the Wine Cellar (W.C., how clever). it a sign of the times.
>>84158887i really enjoyed this, might even be one of the best Zeldas. show us your Pokemon? if you're >>84158334
Support worker called me out for staring at a woman's arse as she walked past. Leave me alone
>>84158957would she call out a lion for looking at a zebra? me, i'd never call out a lion. she did the wrong thing.
>>84158803I'm unironically into crystals and astrology and shit. Women still aren't interested. Don't worry.
>>84158957What does a support worker actually do lid?You have to give it the old sneaky glace at a nice arse in public lad
nee parcel downstairs.went down for NOTHING.
>>84158927That street view is from 2008. They really should get them updated. Probably a vape shop nearby.
>>84159000I used to have one in 2012. They helped me with my benefits application and "befriended" me. I got rid of them because it felt so fake. Regret it now because of the recent benefit cuts. Signed up at MIND to try getting another support worker
>>84159000Helps wipe my bum and does the full nelson on me when I am having a temper tantrum.
When you are released from custody they can give you a probation health officer. Did fuck all for me. I was no further action yet they treat me like a criminal still.
Do support workers / adult social workers help you get sex? No point having one otherwise. I'm not farting around going for coffees in town with one.
Phwaor gotten back me haven't i Didn't run into any Ngubus-on-the-naze either did i now X
>>84159021there's a shop just across from here that was a normal newsagent/corner shop a few years ago, the guy gradually reduced the counter space and replaced the shelves with vending machines.last time i went in there, it was just an unmanned room with some Bitcoin ATMs and a snack machine. not even sure you're allowed to do that any more.
>>84159074do the police ever ask why you're on your nightdrives?is it not like a nightwalk where they stop you?
>>84159069No. I suspect they're very specifically told not to press those topics.One of the many reasons mental health services are so inadequate. If we can't actually help people to get any of the things they want in life, what are we doing?There's literally no reason there can't be some kind of rehabilitation program for men who are fuckups, where they just give you some kind of starter job, help you get your appearance in order, and give you safe access to prostitutes if need be. I mean, the damage is done now, but when I was 20 I probably would have gotten a lot out of it.
>>84159069My one did refer me to a disabled dating service. Think it was even on The Undateables.>>84159113I used to ride my e-bike at 2am, cops never said anything. Maybe they didn't see how I could be up to no good in hi-vis and a helmet.
Same ol fucking Mistakes x
Steve part timer lmaoFuck sakehttps://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10M?si=e6V_tCQ2ysAVRNDE
'he went out for a walk at 11:30pm' is only what lids do in films and criminal cases.in normal, everyday life, people must make such horrible judgements about us ;_;
>>84159183you. stop enabling Steve with your lifestyle, young man.
Ere man Fuck the lot of ya lmao x
Must feel good giving a woman a foot massage. To know she trusts you this much must make you feel like a good person.
>>84159193It's a shame. There's always that risk of being the suspect for something on night walks. I've been arrested multiple times at this point.
Feel bad for the homeless lads out there. Women absolutely cannot contain themselves with expressing their disgust at such unfortunate situations. A man doesn't have the same privileges as a woman when it comes to accommodation and mental health support. The vast majority of homeless are men. Sickening.
>>84159314Im glad cuntoids have to pay rent while i own my house lol
All they had to do was provide me with one shag a week and I'd have continued working, now they pay me over a grand a month to doss and it fucking lush
>>84159335I can't see that being a possibility. Hopefully mum sorts something out for me towards the end or I'm going to prison.
>>84159314I know. I've tried to hook up with mental health services, only to be met by a woman with an apple laptop and a latte, basically telling me to leave
>>84159395Had a similar thing happen to me. "Do you have any friends you could stay with?" like I am some normal, FUNCTIONAL person with friends. Fuck off bitch. Women don't realise how easy life is for themselves.
>>84159346Must be mental health bennies. It's only like 50 quid a week for sending your applications to /dev/null.
>>84159405This one told me I was intimidating her, and basically shuffled me out of the room as fast as she could. I don't know what the fuck they think mentally ill people look and act like. That word means something else entirely to them.
>>84159347>free accommodation and better networking than you would be able to access in a faggot jew jobYou can be out in like 6 months for murder as well
>Oil Ocean Zonehm. nah.
>>84159433I have to admit, increasingly it looks kind of appealing. People would probably talk to me in prison.Even the fear of getting stabbed is lessening, now that people just get stabbed outside on the street every day.I'm not saying you *should* go to prison, but I am saying our free lives shouldn't resemble a worse version of prison, which they increasingly do.
Never even had sex once, not even once kek
>>84159482Me neither. I'm nuts, and I don't even really know if I like it.
Yes I'm sure it was a vape she caught it from and not the end of Deano's cock
Boohoo stupid sex haver
>>84159517There's like 3 white people in this entire picture
i've only gone and cut my cheese into squares, then built a little bridge out of them.
Need me a pagan gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R2Nl8Zs0Ps
>>84159570john michael greer is my pagan gf
White working class lads lashing out. No surprise they have no voice. Look at what happened in Rotherham. White men will be naturally angry. Serbians would have went full genocide mode in response. White Englishmen have tolerated humiliation of the century.
They make it look like a school shooting kek.
Muslims have humiliated the working-class White man by mass raping White women. There is no coming back from this. There is no reconciliation. There is only negotiation of how we get rid of you with minimal violence.
>>84159612Fuck the lotta them
>>84159526Easy to live and claim citizenship here with your student visa.
And the rich political class better be nervous because they're on trial too.This will be brutal and ugly.
They call Englishmen racist but Serbians would have launched a genocide if Serbian women were mass rapes by Muslim immigrants.We have tolerated more than anybody other race would have. Keir Starmer is a traitor.
Englishmen are by far the most tolerant in Europe. We let Muslims mass rape our women.
Muslims rapeJews ruleEnglishmen are losersThat's the depressing status quo x
Hate my life lads. Every fucking day...the same. It's too late.
Necking this wustlerz then garn beddingtons Fuck rich White people and fuck Americans x
Americans aren't even White anymoreThey're a sex slave race of rich Jews like how white working-class English are sex slaves to Jews and other brown savages.
Garuantee not one underage girl Jeffrey Epstein fucked was a Jewish girl.It's a lowkey race war. Epstein only fucked and abused non-Jewish girls the same way Muslim cunts only abused White English girls in Rotherham.Wake up.
>>84159570genuinely interesting this. based on the stuff i know (not much tbf), sounds like she knows her stuff and avoids the common misconceptions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K2gS4OjQzY&t=809schoon.>goes to Worm Hill instead of Penshaw Hilldangerously based.
Garn beddingtons nowThe universe and all animals are on my sideEvil rich people can kill themselves to make the world a better place or continue to make us all suffer their existence Good night x
whisht HelperLadhaad yer gob
Just remember they want us to kill ourselves for fun. They should kill themselves. Yes I am that petty.Fuck em. Rather your suicide than mine you rich soulless cunt x
In beddingtons now xNighty night lids x
Is this holding you back in life?
>>84159711same lad tbqh same
Off to beddingbury soon i fink X>Page 8 + bump limitBuh-bye breadington innit
>>84159955cor nobody even clocked it.still a Mother's Day edish n'all.any lads still about? new thread do yous reckon?
Xbox time for me de lids.
oh yea spose we need a new thread, cant be arsed making one though
>>84160026What's the point? Every day is the same loop for me.
>>84160039might aswell make a new thread then eh?
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