2dpill edition >Q: Do you have a 2d husband? If not, who would you want to choose?ppppp>>84163789
my husband is actually composed of concepts and associations and words and doesn't exist in 2 or 3 dimensional space though he can be crudely represented as such
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0wHVKH5h-AI feel so bad for the gaycel he rejected. What an evil faggot. I hate this guy
>>84191951what gay writers do you like? am also a humanitiescel
>>84192159burroughs, baldwin, mishima, rimbaud and whitman and wilde among others
>>84192182mishima goes hard what of his books did you read
Mishima is a retarded faggot and I'm tired of seeing him shilled everywhere
Our love is a forbidden one - his favorite Vocaloid is Len, while mine is Oliver. Also he was born in 2013
>>84192182>hello I exclusively read people shilled by blue checkmarks on Twitter
>>84192363i liked read and liked these guys before twitter was a thingmy favorite writer was an anti-semite and my favorite living writer is an islamophobe
>>84192381>my favorite writer was an anti-semite and my favorite living writer is an islamophobe>>hello I exclusively read people shilled by blue checkmarks on Twitter
>>84192391i mean if twitter shills straight white guys who hate jews and coons and women yes
>>84192342so whats the last thing youve read babe
The only men ive ever truly had a crush on were all fictional. Most real men are obnoxious, disgusting, ugly, and mean. 2D men are superior
>>84192441you can't rail a picture until it's nonverbal
>>84192441So when are you going to introduce us to your boyfriend?
>>84192449Youve clearly never heard of body pillows. Plus the average real life man would never want to rail me, or would ever let me rail them.
>>84192480insecure too? unf
>>84192449not with that attitude nonny
>>84192538cute 3d boys with cute 3d butts will get my attention instead. you can have the picture
wishing i had an abusive masc bf again
>>84192795like kinky abusive or abusive abusive
>>84192870both. i dont want to be able to tell the difference
>>84192911you know, if you're going to be in that type of relationship, that's completely fair.
>>84192918yes, mixing tpe with a genuinely mean person is the ideal
>>84192961>is the idealthat's not the word i'd use, but good luck!
being horny all the time sucks when you don't have a boy to deposit your loads into
>>84192795This is why we need to stop idolizing and normalizing masculinity
>>84193014masculinity is sacred and should be worshipped actually but nice try
>>84193024it shouldnt. Masculinity encourages nothing but bullying and cruelty and rape and abuse.
>>84193040:x ideal boyfriend
would you date somebody with a toy collection, r9gay?
>>84193047People like you who praise men like that are the reason people like me still get fucking treated like shit by masculine men. Its not hot, it makes me want to kill myself
>>84193058sure, why not? i don't judge
>>84192992I wish i had a boy to desposit loads into, and would also deposit loads into me.
>>84193058as long as they weren't transformers, yes this is targeted, brad.
>>84192795I wanna kiss you all over and treat you like the respected man you are and deserve to me, my love.
>>84193097this is also nice but i have a strong preference for depositing over being deposited into lol
I want to top and suck pp a lot so his cummies go in my tummy instead of being wasted.
>>84193123:( i dont deserve that
>>84193176>this insecureUNF
>>84193148I believe most people have a strong preference for one or the other, which makes me sad that i likely wont be able to find a partner who enjoys doing both frequently
>>84193219i've known a number of people who were easy either way. plus i bet it's not too hard to get a bottom to top as you just need to use their penis (they'll probably like the submissive aspect). probably not as easy for a top tho
>>84193205i am very insecure im sorry
>>84193232it's okay anon it is cute. the nice thing about insecure boys is saying nice things to them and treating them well and watching them get all flustered :)
>>84193176Most amazing part would be kissing your hands like I'm proposing to a high-class mister and rubbing it into your skin after to show off how far my love wants to reach inside.
>>84193111Why do you hate me so much? I'm a sensitive young man
>12 hour headachei hate it
i want my 6ft twink bf to pound me and slap my ass and choke me out and hold me down while he fucks me and then when hes deposited his load into me he teases me and lets me deposit my cum into him in a dom bottomly manner
>>84189861>maybe the essentialism would be crucial for them to come together in the way i idealizeone should reform the other in some ways. either people are moral in a state of nature, or theyre backstabbing and cutthroat. most of your political opinions will be logically informed by how you see people in this regard. if most people are inherently good-natured and its just some evil cunts who ruin it, an egalitarian view especially on economics makes sense, which makes sense with communism + regulation, because in this view bad-natured people can be reformed via regulation and society can be super cool or something. but if people are naturally capable of being "evil" (namely self interested, especially to the detriment of those around them) and you think they cant really change or that this is a type of person who will always be around, then you would generally tend toward managing evil impulses by allowing natural ceilings to form, rather than trying to erect your own ceilings through regulation and trying reform all of society (which is hopeless in machiavellian world, if this is your view) to just be less greedy or something. if people will always be greedy, and always look for a way to exploit, all regulation can do is play whack-a-mole, and obscure the underlying issues. so under this view of human nature you usually get libertarianism which would suggest that only greedy cunts can put other greedy cunts in a state of check, so regulation is what allows evil to prevail. because it holds back competition in the market, which is the only way to reign in the people already at the top. youre somewhere between these very standard approaches. which isnt bad i guess, the normal dichotomy sucks, so. here you go tho archive.org/details/inquiryintonatur00smit_3
>6 foot twink bfwait til he finds out about brad
>>84193061>it makes me want to kill myselfmaybe you should man up and do it then, pussy
>>84193491he said twink not tranny
My leg and hip are really hurting today and I miss my kitty.
Need that kinda of big bf that will leave a print of his whole body and bulge when he's waking up at the morning.
>getting stuck in a rabbithole of knowledge scouring where you have no idea how important one bit of information is over anotherI hate this part of learning a subject.
do i need to talk about penis more for this place to be less dead
>>84194281how is your penis today
>>84194281the only thing i have to talk about is depression posting and its not interesting
i tried grindr and everyone was creepy and pushy or old. the few guys i actually did think were nice kept flaking or didn't want to meet in a public place or only agreed to meet in the dead of night and i deleted it, last time i listen to that favela dwelling nigger, my contempt prior to investigation was merited
>>84192120women men same difference. neither want to fuck
>>84194314it's ok he is kind of sweaty because of workinghow is yours >>84194365a little bit of depression posting is ok don't let it stop you from venting it's important
i remember my dad referred to his penis as the champ once it was funny as fuck and i miss him
>>84194388it'd be hard to believe you unless you provided redacted chatlogs
>>84194423i tried to take pictures but grindr now blacks out any attempts to screenshot chats and i couldn't be bothered to figure out a way around it.i do live in a town with a pop below 10k and the average age is 55 and up so it's likely a location thing but i still count that as a win against hue
>>84194441that's retarded the app does that. i would agree that your prospects in a small-medium town aren't great
Holy fuck just downed an entire squad of three by myself as Rook in Marathon! I feel kinda bad for them for losing against a single shell and losing all the cool stuff they had on them but that was still awesome.
does anyone want a bf that doesn't eat enough and if he stands up too quickly he gets dizzy and fainting spells (bottom)
>>84192136I have a hate boner for this guy
>>84194490good job possum>>84194500eat more it'll make your butt bigger
>>84194646Yay! Gloo
I wish I was Peter Thiel
my penis stinks
>pppppyou guys love me so much that you are even including me in the post's description?Jeez, guys you are gonna make me cry>Q: Do you have a 2d husband? If not, who would you want to choose?uh......no idea, Maybe Anaxa
i feel so unsatisfied with everything it's such an annoying feeling
>>84195778yeah. what can you do but just keep trying things though
>>84195804i see him hes right there :)
>>84195823that was an easy one
Me and whohttps://youtu.be/LWkU-oa1KNg?si=TZAnlSgi_eAc1yrL
>>84192120i was gonna say something but i got so much more miserable from thinking it into words>>84193490i almost gave further explanation, but i realized it sounded even stupider when i put it into wordsthank you for your appraisal though, im still meditating on it; another thing to consider and contemplate
sometimes when i'm bored i'll just get myself hard from thrust my hips a bit and slapping my penis against my tummy
I'll be honest with u- big gay people are scary to me...when im like, standing by myself, and three gay dudes are next to me, touching my leg, i get scahrd..
>>84197172...im sorry...if that makes me homophobic..then i-then i-m that :/
>>84197179Wdym by big gay dudes and can I eat your homophobic ass?
bros its our 508th year without the kaiser maximilian i miss him so fucking much this is insane it hurts so bad
wasn't going to drink today but i'm missing roy orbison like a motherfucker man
oh my god i need sex with another man so badly but nobody takes the lead i get like ten billions offers to sodomize me and then i go "im down" and then its like silence what i am doing wrong nigga i cant drive i cant host my goose is cooked
>>84197740>my goose is cookedThat's very funny, I must remember this phrase.
>>84197719>roy orbisonwait why are you bringing him up? ive had someone else just talk to me about him. what am i missing? why is he being mentioned in my presence twice in 9 hours
>>84197764there's no relation, i just like roy orbison
>>84197392yknow, im good with gayuh-b be gay over there though..-dont be gay in my lap *gestures over lap*
the masculine urge to grope a boy's thighs and ass and smoosh them around like dough
>>84197817I thought meow would want that done to him vs the other way around.
>>84197844he probably would i just needed an image that looked sinister enough for my purposes
>>84197790so its just a coincidence? ive never seen him mentioned besides by one other person, now its twice in 8 hours? its overrr
>>84197872everythink is coincidence nothing means anything
>>84197740if you're asking in places like here, best you're going to get is some erp goon sessions. if locally, then idk. i guess you got to really gas someone up and horny for you so they'd be willing to drive to you and get a hotel for a night. best up your flirt game
>>84197844True but that's not me>>84197862Possums are cutester not sinister
>tfw no penis nose bf
>>84198266I see a possum image and I assume its you, meow. Come on, you are known for them.
god i love being a faggot so much
>>84195469didn't he throw his twink boyfriend off a balcony after the twink threatened to reveal peter's infidelity to his husband, who later learned about it anyway?
>>84198380>didn't he throw his twink boyfriend off a balcony after the twink threatened to reveal peter's infidelity to his husband, who later learned about it anyway?yes.
>>84198445i can forgive him being the antichrist but i draw the line at being mean to twinks >:(
>>84198451not cheating on his husband with some boytoy? dude is a piece of shit.
have you ever met a twink that didnt want to be thrown off a balcony
>>84198493i know twinks like balconies but in my experience it's mostly just for having cocktails at night in the city and yelling "woooOOOOOOO!!!" they don't try to jump off like straight guys do
>>84198543i jump off balconies to my death all the time you fucking retard kill yourself...
I just woke up and I'm fucking black!!
I wish jonah never woke up again
who is this black i don't rember him from last august
my tummys getting bigger from all these pizzas, burgers and beer
my tummy is getting smaller and smaller from this nothing
>>84199244same for me, minus the beer. Though at the very least I didn't gain any weight as of the last time I was weighed.
i weigh 125 now :c
i want a bf who's a normal professional adult on the outside and then when we're alone together it's nothing but the most sickeningly sweet wuvvy duvvy snookums hunny bunny i wuv you soo much noo hehe i wuv you moore hehehe no i do no i do >:3
>>84199308ya this is the dream
>>84199261smacks your asswatches you fly off
>>84198702you love me deep down anon, i know you do.
>cum>free from horny for 30 minutes and now it's backthis is suffering
why do i have jiggly chest fat even though im only 21.5 bmi
>>84199542very relatable , now i understand why some women hate having boobs
my twitter post flopped
>>84199630same but it's my 4chan posts. why isn't everyone getting on my dick when i post this just isn't right
>>84199646i think youre a great poster anon
>>84199917thank you but you're just saying that you don't know my posts
>>84199928i recognise you by syntaxwhat flopped of mine was a really sexy video of my ass so im pretty sad
>>84199946spookythose twitter idiots don't know good taste. I bet it'd be really nice to see...
>>84199972i got the impression that posting lewds here was a social faux pas
>>84200001maybe directly, but through catbox it would be fine. could also just post it privately
>>84200001I'm only open for lewds but I don't think I'm in the majority here.
need to sniff a boy
>>84194388>everyone else was the problem you incels are always preprogrammed. So painfully predictable. Everyone was a caricature without any nuance, and everyone was to blame for things not working out, never you. You never did anything wrong, right?Notice how even though everyone was "creepy pushy or old" you still managed to find "nice" guys, but I guess they didn't like you enough to actually meet you. Clearly your own standards are the problem here. Don't worry, soon enough you will be one of the "old" and painfully inexperienced dudes on there, so maybe you'll get some action after you're 40.
>>84200313hue, is that you my Brazilian casual sex preaching friend?
>>84200017>>84200018https://files.catbox.moe/otuqir.jpg
>>84194441but how's that a win if you're the one missing out? See how your attitude is the problem? Living in bumfuck nowhere doesn't help, but your self sabotaging game is so strong it's like you browse dating apps not to find someone, but solely to prove to yourself that everyone else is trash, that finding a bf is beyond you, and that you're better off alone. We call that sour grapes, little fox.
>>84200337very cute panties, anon. would part them and give your spread hole a fat kiss
>>84200345>>84200337Just a reminder that he's chad only btw and would never ever have sex with you because you're not 6'4"
>>84200337The lingerie kinda ruins it. Who do you think you will attract with that femboy act? Chronically online internet weirdos, that's who. If that's your target audience, keep at it.
>>84200361no I think i'd have him between my legs servicing me as he shook that nice ass all the same. try having some confidence
>>84200386>hue surrepticiously trying to get those stripped bare butt picsMY MAN
>>84200332never preached for casual sex, that's such a lie. I only told people to get out there and try dating. Of course in the incel board, that's the equivalent of telling people to become prostitutes
>>84200337meh tranny
>>84200398He would be so much hotter with just a regular male underwear or a jockstrap. These little gay boys don't understand that gay men like it manly and every sign of feminine wear is a turn off
i just want a chubby twink to cuddle naked with
>>84200435speak for yourself and watch the no true scotsmen. I love femmy guys, they're so cute.
>>84200448boys with a bit of belly are hot, especially as they usually have a bigger butt for it. a lot to grope when they're straddled over you while cuddling
>>84200455yeah but aren't you a chronically online gay incel? You're kinda proving my point there. Those girl's panties will get that guy a lot of attention online, but that won't necessarily translate to anything in real life
>>84200474you may not know this but this is the interneti have never understood why people kvetch so hard about underwear you may know not this but my ass is always here mostly in boxer shorts and you can just take clothes offposting bare ass is just a bit repetitive its that simple
I lost a cat hue but some good news, my a1c was down enough to no longer be considered pre-diabeteic. yes its story.
>>84200474>yeah but aren't you a chronically online gay incel?not him but no, and panties are great. people have preferences.
I wish a boy here would pound me hard and leave his coomie load leaking out of my anus
>>84200622cute, anon. I have a mighty need to pound a boy into a bed until the only sounds he can make are squeaks indistinguishable from the creaking of the bed as I rut him. wish I could be putting these loads in or on you instead of nowhere :(
>>84200666im skinny but very hairy down there
>>84200448the amount of chubby twink porn is way too little
>>84200827skinny is nice. if you think hair would stop me you'd be mistaken. i'd rim you until both your butt and my face would be sopping wet with my spitapologies I get way too horny when thinking about doing things to boys
I still think rimming is gross and no one can change my mind.
>>84200866that's okay I get it. i'm just a bit of a freak
>>84200863Would you do this before or after dicking? how big is your staff?
>>84200827you must be a hot top
>>84200909i'm easy either way, but I find rimming is a pre-fucking activity. it's nice to have a boy scoot his tight hole into your face and start lapping it up, slowly loosening it by digging your tongue in deeper while you play with his ass. you can get some very hot noises out of a boy by sticking your tongue in deep and lolling it around (plus it starts easing his hole for fucking, though I wouldn't recommend sticking it in until he's well lubed and stretched with fingers haha)i'm 18cm/7 inches flat. normal girth
Would you eat out your own cum? though personally as a bottom I'd want to keep it inside me as long as I can.
>>84200995if he wanted his ass ate after cumming inside him, sure.
>>84200985you are bigger than me by an inch, does dickmogging turn you on? I get so horny when a guy is bigger than me. Do you like younger male noises? what is your ideal age for men?
at least I'm cooking 1 day out of the week, right? That used to be the other way around. If only I could make myself too anxious to order fast food again.
>>84201044>I get so horny when a guy is bigger than mecute. yeah, smooshing my penis and plopping it against a boy's smaller cock and bullying it is hot to me, especially when they get flustered by it.>younger male noisesthey're cute, though I find you can get any guy to a decently high octave if you're rutting them well enough haha. as for age, i'm not too particular? i'm late 20s so i'm not scared off by someone in their 30s. while i'm sure there's a point where it feels off, i'm not sure where that is beyond obviously not someone geriatric (no disrespect to geezers)
Beefcake bf wearing this
>>84201090Are you only a top, or would you not mind taking turns?
>>84201253I pretty heavily skew towards topping, but it's more those I've been with have been subby exclusive bottoms (which I don't mind as I like the archetype). I'm not averse to at least trying to take than give.
>>84201297how big are you? height? weight? are you hairy? muscular?
>>84201348jeez, anon, you're really giving me a full examination! i'll entertain this, but don't expect my ssn or banking info :pi'm 5'10 or 178~ cm. more lean than muscular as my job requires me on my feet more than lifting. it's been a while since I weighed myself, but probably around 140lbs. i'm a normal amount of hairy for a guy, though I usually shave my privates for hygiene purposes.
>keep studying the theory of a subject instead of actually engaging with practical material>now feeling a sense of dread at the inevitability of my theory crumbling under working in practical conditions where everything is always full of exceptions and the theory will go as far as a stone's throw
>>84201422do you mind if the bottom is taller than you?
>>84201591not at all. there's an appeal to making a taller boy sub and let you do what you will with them. it's an attractive type of emasculation (as I feel like we're still talking within a sexual context...)
>>84201631do you care about face at all as long as the body is hot?
>>84201643not really. I find one's face is something you come to appreciate as you get to know them (though I'd say that also applies to the body too)
>>84201670would you post your big cock here?
>>84201707very forward :p but i'm not one to post my penis in public spaces, even with r9gayers...
>>84201728private link? :D
>>84201760i posted my dicksword last thread. maybe there, if you are nice...
having another headache award
ran out of zyns again award
i wish i had friends to play german board games with
>>84202231why german
i had a german friend who taught me how to play skat
I don't think I could handle a bf who exclusively tops or exclusively bottoms. What I want to do changes depending on my mood
i agree with the above post but also my opinions, demeanor and general orientation towards the world and other people changes with my mood too
i've never had friends to play board games with but i've always wanted to play settlers of catan
catan is okay but ticket to ride is where it's at
>tfw no pure switch bf to play hex-and-chit tabletop wargames with
i would be thankful for a singular friend i dont want to be greedy and ask for more than one to play board games with
lunch with grandma today yay>>84202297Catan is not a game for friends
I really wish I could socialize, I feel lonely but then I get overwhelmed when I share my time with others, I know I can't make friends, I wish I could
>>84203030there's no easy answer, but I would say it does get less overwhelming the more you socialize. i'd say putting yourself in social situations where failure doesn't mean much (like online) can be a good starting point to hopefully develop some momentum in seeing that you can chat with someone for an extended period of time and not have it explode
where is my boyfriend
if i catch him cheating again im leaving for good...fuck i hate this so much...
>>84203784if he's done it once, he'll probably do it again. that's a rule.
The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the church
i'm so fucking lonely i might become a faggot just to have someone
the blood of the feeders is the sneed of the church
>>84203881if you like penis and your inner eye can stomach the idea of being with a man, then go for it. if neither apply to you and you're just venting, then just keep up the grind for a woman, bro. you're not gonna fit a square peg into a round hole
>>84203889nah i'm a faggot now i don't even care anymore
>>84203912welcome to the faggot club. now enjoy the consternation and frustration of not finding the romance of another man
>>84203922why can't we date
>>84203960i'm in my self improvement "focus on yourself queen slayyy" phase so not focusing too much on relationships atm. I do think you'll find yourself a man a lot sooner with that kind of forwardness though
>>84202115its over. i could never. i always have 4+ cans
>>84199587Why are you posting straight shota you subhuman fucking bisexual >>84203820 Shotas are for MEN. You should know this!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0VwXqtL8X0
>tfw no bf to fuck pussy with
>>84204094i believe in inclusivity and happiness for all
>>84204223You're a straggot, that's what you are. Kill yourself immediately
>>84204245>You're a straggotdk what that is>Kill yourself immediatelynuh uh
I genuinely regret not having sex with adult men when I was 13
>>84203912>>84203881Do you want something real or are you okay with someone texting you and giving you affection "out of boredom"? no strings attached, you could leave anytime you want, I would simply say nice things and compliments whenever you want to hear them, basically a "ChatGPT relationship" but with a human.
gently petting pppppp
>>84204245Thank you for your service. Based.
>>84204555thanxie, love ya alot
the job market is dead my life is doomed i'm going to kill myself. bring on nuclear war
>>84205053Honestly you deserve it.
who deserve death more, jonah, story, or hue?
https://youtu.be/IGqE2o2vHf8lil bro dropping red pills
>>84205285I think cuckbot deserves it most of all for bing a degenerate spammimg troll but hue would be good too
>>84205053Can you also kill your chad only bottom whore server while you're at it?
>>84202254https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurogame
>>84204823Very interesting meow but did you really have to put BLACKED in the op?
>reject dude on discord>he gets a cute gf>still asks me to come over to his country for sex
>>84205678looks like someone is making people obsessed with him(i feel bad for his gf)
>>84205684I think so. He's quite the Casanova. I nearly fell for his tricks but I did a shit test on him and realised it wouldn't have worked out at all.
>>84205678Meow and zamibian prison gay romance
I think my friend I jerked off with as a kid was a homo. Am I cooked?
>>84206184kids do weird shit. I don't think it necessarily translates to being gay, but it's certainly an indicator
another day another fast food lunch when I had leftovers to eat. Why do I even fool myself that I will change? I won't.
>>84205765>I did a shit test on him and realised it wouldn't have worked out at all.what type of test was it?
>>84206193He went out of his way to show his hole during
I watched porn with a friend once but we never jerked off together. we were 12 I think and being trailer trash his mom basically let him do whatever while she got high.
>>84206227We hadn't traded pics beforehand, so I wanted to know if he had low standards. Turns out he didn't, and began talking shit about decent looking dudes, and as an uggo, I realised this was not going to work out.
>>84206349>began talking shit about decent looking dudesyeah that's pretty messed up.
Am I the only one who has never experimented with anyone else?
>>84206411>Am I the only one who has never experimented with anyone else?m
I got raped out of my trucel status two weeks ago so i can't say yes Le sigh
>>84206349>and began talking shit about decent looking dudesyeah thats some heavy insecurity bullshit, it might just wouldn't have worked out
ppp what is your asl
>>8420669367, attack helicopter, mars
>ppp is 15
>wrong its 2
>>84206349bishits are rarely attracted to men as they are desperate straights. you've dodget a bullet.
>>84206739Would you date an old man
I am sooo in love. Pls be in love along with me and tell me this is a good type for you too
>>84199308I completely get this. Throw in half-hour long cuddle sessions and you have some serious marriage material on your hands
>>84206411nah, I never saw a guy doing something slightly sexual around me, moan, show a porn or even just burp or fart. I had 0 intimacy with guys my whole life which kinda sucks since the straggots I met had way more intimacy with their friends without appreciating it like I would have. They jerked off together, slept together and yet ended up with girlfriends forgetting about their friendships, it is extremely frustrating how easy is for straights to get close to other guysGod sends nuts to those who have no teeth
>>84207243>>84199308this but throw the "professional adult" part in the trash and burn it. I want a sweet weirdo all the way through, as maladjusted as I am, so we can figure life together. Wannabe normies aren't my cup of tea, I don't get the appeal
why is this gen always so dead?
>>84207189I'm a jaded incel incapable of love
>>84207601Uncapable of liking cute guys too?
someone should make a textboard for gaycels
my parasocial e-nemesis broke up with his ebf and I couldnt be happier to see him suffer
another tendie meal because I didn't feel like cooking. Two fast food trips today, yep I'm officially back to this. I still got to have my cat's dental work done next week.
>>>/b/>>>/lgbt/>>>/y/>>>/cm/>>>/trash/There are 5 boards just for faggots. Why do you need to use this one for your shitty threads?
you posted in here now your gay
these are my friends, my boys
A cute twink just sent me nudes and he has really cute hair and his asshole looks like it stinks good
>>84209547>stinks goodmy nigga
>>84207068how old is the man that are we talking about?
>>84209553It's called boysmell/boystink and it's great
>tfw fat neet stink goneat least for a little while, it was time for the weekly to week and a halfly shower.
>Imagine meow popping story's liquid filled hemorrhoids and slowly sucking the fish smelling liquid out of them
>>84210066well the hemmy's are blood filled and not actually flaring up right now.
>>84208304lol his audience
>>84208824>>>/b2/>>>/lgbt2/>>>/y2/>>>/cm2/>>>/trash2/Now there are 10 boards just for faggots. Why do you need to use this one for your shitty threads?
wow, threads really are dead since I was gone...
>mfw im a top
>mfw im a op
peebo's here to play
>>84192441I never seen a 2d penis look nearly as good as a 3d one. Same goes for pretty much everything except face and hairstyle honestly.
>tfw no arachnid bf
>>84193058You mean your dildos and the answer is no>>84193488Ruined it at the end lol
just killed a spider, total bug deathexcept bees, bees are cool
>>84211597Omg couldn't agree more bestie buglovers get a bullet too however
Bugs are good and cute as lomg as they stay away from me.
Idk about 2d, but I've been pissed all day since finishing this game from itch.ioThe endgame fell so flat and weak, not to mention I failed to avenge my character's husband. Overall 6.5/10. Did have some interesting questions regarding human, machine and alien lives. Too bad (for the machines and aliens) that their entire fucking philosophy sucked ass+humanity #1. Wonder what your guys' take is on the "humans are le tru evil" debate?
>>84211450i would be fine with an exclusive top twink however my 5'6" ass thought i was an exclusive top too once im just sayingand ive only ever little spooned
https://www.youtube.com/live/zoSa6PJ2mug?si=lfRKawLA_Vq7vyXVI didn't know meow was 40
i look like thisi act like this
>>84211876Me neither because I am not yay
I'm a top twink and no one wants me because I'm not chad
store visited and I didn't get fast food. Tonight I return to the skillet pasta meals after not having any for a while. I have to start doing better in life.
Just quit My fucking Job with no backup Job. No Backup Plan,.... But I feel Free and I Feel Happy.
>>84213061i'm sure many people here will be wishing you a happy downfall
Wish jonah would quit life next
I'm going to lose another cat... the cat with dental issues has cancer too, soft tissue cancer of the mouth. The mass won't go down on its own and he can't close his mouth and is drooling everywhere. If they did surgery they'd have to remove a part of his jaw and I can't do that to him. I'm going to have a few days with him left at most. It hasn't even been a week since I lost the last one.
>>84213124Possibly. But I don't really care, people can do that all they want. >>84213212That will never happen.
My mind been on what I've been wanting to do and do for a long time now
I finally had sexNow what?
>>84214014pound me next please
I'm going to lose two cats one right after another, I don't know if I can take this. My heart feels completely broken.
>>84214014Great we have another humblebragging chad come to gloat about he can have sex but we can't because he's chad and we aren't
>>84214160You can absolutely have sexPost a body pic on grindr as an experiment and see how many responses you get
>>84214182Not him but this is something I've wanted to do just a potentially boost my confidence, but I'm also afraid of receiving nothing and having the little bit of progress I've made be shattered into dust.
>>84207428le time zones are diffies :(
>tfw no hobbit bf with big hairy toes
>5'7">balding>autistic, ocd>poor>drugged and sexually abused as a kid>bullied growing up>nobody understood me or offered help as a kid>fucked over at work in favor of attractive women constantly>furryOn the plus I have a decent face, I am in good shape, and I am very passionate about my autistic interests (horses, tabletop, history). I've been told I'm nice to talk to. Just not attractive.How over is it for me?
>>84214897I think your abuse and the consequent difficulties you'll experience with experiencing emotions in relationships will be a bigger hindrance desu. ugly people fuck all the time. ugly fucked up people struggle more (as do normal fucked up people but looks can be a crutch)
>>84214976Yeah it's been an issue the one time I dated someone seriously
Does anyone even care about me any more? Soon 8 will be 7. I can't believe I'm losing another cat so soon.
it is far better to be a chubby twink with a phat ass than a lanklet twink with a wish bone butt
>>84214182Did this already and all I got was rejected 4 more times it's kind of insane how delusional chads are where they just think anyone can have sex whenever they want like they can
>>84215119ass is quite important I agree. thankfully boney butts can work their glutes to up their butt game (though you still need to eat more too)
>tfw framelet with no ass but also a skinnyfat beer gutworst of both worlds.
>>84215204both can be improved with exercise
>>84215234But that takes work and determination, I just want to look cute with no effort.
>>84215192whilst true isn't it better to have a thick pudgy subcutaneous layer over that muscle >>84215265all the goodest things require some effort :p
