medieval adventure bf editionprevious>>84249144>>84249144>>84249144
>>84273946>get to kuttenberg>lose all will to keep playinggame has too much content when you've pretty much maxed out your progression before even getting to the second map.
>>84273946Am I allowed to post here if I am a half-breed bisexual?
>>84273961No, you will be executed
>>84273961you aren't gay you are just porn sick
>>84274003b-but I'm kinsey 4 I like guys more I swear
>>84273961bisexuals tend to be more physically homosexual but romantically heterosexual which makes them hated and they do poorly here. the single biggest indicator for success in this thread is having a brain that produces thoughts that are romantically homosexual. since you have to ask its unlikely, but this is unironically the best way to think about those who sink vs swim.
>>84274024I had a boyfriend for about 5 years before we mutually decided to break up and a girlfriend for 1 or 2 before I broke up with her. My track record is better with guys than with girls.
the desire to buy a new gun is risingi have currently not went shooting for several monthsi must consoom
time to take the new autist quiz homoshttps://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
what was the prong florida opal mule? i didn't get a chance to loggers...
>>84274138do i win a pize?
>tfw no globohomo bf to spin around and kiss random places on
>>84274382you win the autism twink bf, you have to make one on one eye contact with 10 people for 5 minutes in order to redeem though
>>84273946>tfw no armour clad stinker bf
>>84274260God Jiji is so gorgeous in literally everything, body and soul, I wish we had a gay spin off about him, and Okarun as the adorkable seme. They're perfect for each other
>chocolate milk maxxing
Down we go
i deflate every dayit feels awful having a disposition like this and knowing how much its making me miss out on lifei wish i was normalit all hurts so much
>>84274138inject psychometrics directly into my veins
>>84275062what does that meando u want to be inflated or what
>>84263757trump revamping the irs so they can audit more americans so they can send more money to israeltrump ordering all the foreskins in the US be cut off in a mass sacrifice event in an attempt to win against irantrump performing b'peh on african infants to own the libs
81/200, 90% probability of being neuronormalniggerman
went to the park this morning, started tearing up a bit. life is beautiful and i'm happy to exist in the sun, sometimes i want to die but i genuinely don't want this journey to ever end.
>>84275256woah that scenery looks wonderful can you frame a windows xp like pic for me without the greenery pretty please
>>84273173What's the emo music you been listening to story old boy?
>>84274138I literally got a penis what the fug?
>>84274668Jiji is obviously seme not that dork
>>84275122Yes he's likely a deviant art inflation freak>>84275191Micropenis
benis niggas wilding lol
>>84275428you underestimate how dominant Okarun can be and how soft Jiji is. Also don't insult Okarun
Wasnt it proven that those sort of tests are a waste of time due to the difference between perception of the self and the reality of it?
I assume meat boy 3d is easier than previous games and not that I got better because I quit first oneat the start pretty much and am already 2/5 on 3d without any moment making me think it's impossible to beat so far no matter how many deaths i had
>>84275471I don't think anyone ever did tests on okarun or Jiji but maybe they should start? We could get their inputs but also inputs from their friends, fandom etc
>>84275480Go ahead. I forgot to reply to the right message but i think a test on this subject would be much more accurate than the former.
>>84275480I volunteer testing Jiji's heartbeat, in case he might be ill or smth
>>84275122like a balloon i guess
>>84275090kitting u out with the new niggalink nigga
>>84275425might just be the strangest results possible. opposite of well rounded i guess
>>84275122>>84275587and i mean it in a mood sort of way where i can have a good day but im reminded of something im not happy about and a bad mood washes over me which makes me feel deflated not in a fetish way
>>84275652so you want someone to lift you up
>>84275675if it were possible
>>84275688mhhh...I found a cute IG page, would thet be useful to cheer you a little?
>>84274668korean troon manhwa fujo gay shit
>>84275738I fucking wish. If only anon...if only...
can't get a single match on Tinder gay standards are in the stratosphere
>small store trip, gotta stock up on a few things so I'm not eating out all the time>total is 70 bucks.I hate everything, my money is just vanishing right before my eyes.
>>84275261Maybe! But I'm home now. Some how the actual quality of the photos have been ruined too which sucks balls.
>>84276002oi bruv u have your pickture takin' loisence?
>>84275995come over to my home i will feed you
>>84276033Well I did get cat food, and soda... and a ham for easter even though I don't care about the holiday I just wanted some ham.
>>84276054>Well I did get cat food, and shotastory noooooo
>>84276260very funny, but it was a 24 pack of baja blast.
>>84276270baja blast is based. enjoy your 24 harem of shota
shipping on shome pink lemonade rn, wishing i had me shome shotersdr pepper...........
I should finish KCD II one of these days, but I never finish anything.
it's been at least 6 months since you started talking about this game at least. we got it you got bad taste and you like your fujo slop, stop trying so hard
>>84276888this is the first time I've mentioned anything about KCD II in over a year or so.
need black bf
>>84276931sure jan... maybe i just have nice longterm memory...
need white nigger bf
Yo, it's about that timeTo bring forth the rhythm and the rhymeI'ma get mine so get yoursI wanna see sweat comin' out your poresOn the house tip is how I'm swinging thisStrictly hip hop, boy, I ain't singin' this
>>84276015Just got it quite recently, within the past few days. Lines at the License Lot were so long and I'm not even from a large city!>>84277012Love is Waiting for you at WiggerPlanet dot Com...
>>84276787the fact that they made henry bi really surprised me
>>84276787idk if it's even worth finishing. it's alright but not worth forcing yourself to finish. I did that with KCD1 and was thoroughly ready for it to be over by the end
Meow need cock in my holes meow
I should have gotten my cat's ashes back by now I think. They said 1-2 days and its been nearly 2 days or should I wait until tomorrow to call? For the last cat they had her ready the same day because they said there was no one in front of her.
>>84277686this but filling holes
>>84277686fuck off and die 'cord tourist
>>84277827the /r9gay/ discord doesn't exist
Meow is running a server where over a 1000 people kust after his punched-through asshole just like Johan???
>>84277859If you made one i would join and lust over you dont worry sweetie.
one trillion r9gay discord servers
>>84277926and not one ever gets posted here. curious!
speaking of discorrrd, what happened to tsar :speaking_head:
>>84278392with a name like that, I can already hear the schizo /pol/ diatribes
Got my cat's ashes back. Hard to think that in just under two weeks I have lost two cats.
this nigger is cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaUG7K4yYR0
>>84278589his rapephobia is giving me the ick
>>84278589ashy ahh nigga
>>84278589niggers look like THIS?
Ultra Gay Black Niggers.
>>84278747sir we just call them zesty bucks nowadays
>>84278747so THAT'S who nietzsche was talking about...
No fast food, need to have skillet pasta meal with hopefully not losing a skillet because I feel lazy.
>>84277859Honestly there's been times I've thought about doing exactly that too but I know I would feel like a stranger in my own server if it even did miraculously take off.
this place sucksany decent discord servers as an alternative?
No one gives me and my pathetic fat neet life any attention any more.
>>84279370there's undoubtedly at least one, but it's probably been insulated for so long as to just be a hub for acquaintances/friends with only an r9gay theme. I doubt most of them even still post here (hence them never bothering to send a discord invite).
>>84279402someone fucking make one then
>Be a virgin >Butthole is more busted than a slut's hole from all the anal masturbation >probably so loose any future bf won't feel anything >the one and only advantage of being a virgin (tight hole) is goneThe gods are not without a sense of irony.
>>84279447unless you are using the bad dragon anus wrecker 9001 every day then your ass is probably still tight.
>>84279391so you're down to how many cats now? 6 or 7?
at what age is it time to accept that the bf dream is over?
>>84279455i was talking about meow and no, a regular dildo will rob your anal tightness from your future bf
>>842794577, with another one having cancer but still hanging in there.
>>84279466The dream of a bf and a real bf are two completely different things
I wonder when the time to start putting into practice what I learn starts. I feel like too early and you risk demotivating yourself through hitting an immediate brickwall; and if you just keep putting off the practical, you'll get sick of things before you even start.
>>84279474Oh well story, you still have so many cats, you could do with a fewer less.
>>84279523I know, but still I care deeply for them and I lost two within two weeks of each other.
>>84279520>when the time to start putting into practice what I learn startsYesterday
>>84273946where the euro boys at?
>>84279540I have a bad track record of that. If I start too soon, I risk putting myself into a position of confusion that can absolutely kill my drive. Motivation is a fickle thing.
>>84278562Not hard to think that at all since you keep mentioning it all the time meaning you probably think about it a lot which means it's not that hard to think about otherwise you'd think about other things???Surely given their age it's not like it was out of the blue either. Maybe out of the red if anything. Maybe Drumpf personally had them assassinated who knows, wouldn't put it past him.
>>84279431Hey if you like discord more than 4chan type anonymous image board stuff then fuck off to discord and don't come back
>>84279708im clearly trying to, retard
>>84279712Clearly not trying hard enough tourist faggot. Get the fuck out.
>>84279727oh look at mr native thinking he owns the placemay i know how many years you've spent on this website? be honest
think i'm gonna do a philosophy major. it's foolish but i wanna. like some kinda soren kierkegaard leap of faith. i'll do a creative writing minor and make a dumb little show that sneaks philosophy into childrens media so the future can be less dumb
>>84279746Perhaps more than you've been alive. Time for discussion is over.*uses the powerful spell to expell you from 4chans domain*You're sentenced to wonder zoomified internet and normie social media sites from now on. I'm just doing you a favor at this point. Be gone, scum.*you disappear into the nothingness you came from*
>>84279759Darling where do you get your money from? If you're not working class and you don't have to provide or make money, go ahead
>>84279648>If I try, I'll give up Where did you get that from, the incel bible? That's some bullshit copium for not trying ever. Start too soon? You're already years late
>>84279534After all of them die you should get a dog, they're more joyous and better companions overall. So how's your money, story? Is it running out? Are you close to being homeless? Imagine what will happen when it runs out for good. Do you think you'll become a beggar on the streets?
>>84279831he cant walk a dog 4 times a day
>>84279831A dog? I'm not getting a dog. After they are all gone and I'm still in a position to do so then I might get maybe 1 or 2 other cats. A manageable and normal amount. Money is still holding out but I can't keep these vet bills going forever. I mean its going down but I'm not in danger yet. As for what I'll do I have no idea.
>>84279790i've accepted that i simply don't want and can't do a standard w2 wage job, so i'm not that concerned about credentials or legibility. whatever i do will have to be an alternative lifestyle with high autonomy. self-employment or ownership for example. i don't have a family or financial obligations so i can live with basically no income. the degree itself will be paid for by generous grants and financial aid contributions.philosophy majors have the highest average income among humanities majors, and higher than bio and chem (pure science) majors. they also have the highest grad school exam scores. most philosophy majors go on to become lawyers, although you can work as a paralegal already with the bachelor's degree. maybe i could even be a politician someday and have all my old 4chan posts come to light!!
>>84279869He has a garden where the dog can poop and you don't have to walk a dog 4 times everyday besides it would be a good reason to leave the house and walk around everyday
>>84279875are you really such a cat person? You're living on limited finances, you really shouldn't be burning your money away on these dumb cats like that. Just put them to sleep when they're sick and be done with it. >I have no idea Well how much longer you have? One year? 2 years? You better think of something. Do you think you could survive in the streets as a hobo? Is that something you can see yourself doing? Begging for food and living in the streets? What are the alternatives? Think a little
>>84279889>don't have a family or financial obligations so i can live with basically no incomeSounds like what a teenager living with his parents would say. You still eat food, right? That costs money. You gotta make money somehow, your parents won't be alive forever. Grow up. Whatever you do, you will have to make some money. >Philosophy majors have the highest income God you're so delusional. How many philosophy graduates actually work with it? How many unemployed majors you know? I know a few. If you wanna do it for the experience of going to university and you don't have to worry about money because daddy will pay it for you, great. It's one hell of a wasted investment, but whatever. If you are working class, than you're just being delusional and immature
>>84279892its not fully fenced, the dog could get out. >>84279914Plus, I'm mildly allergic to dogs. Plus I love cats more. And my cats aren't dumb. As for that what do you think I have been? I could have given this past cat an expensive operation to remove the cancer and part of his jaw but I didn't. The one remaining cat with cancer is only being treated with steroids that keep her appetite up. As for my money I guess around 4-5 years. Assuming no massive inflation wave.
This hand of mine is glowing red! It's loud roar tells me to press post! Exploding!... Gay!... Finger!...
>>84279974You should have put the cancer cat down already. You've been to the vet countless times, who knows how much money you spent on them already. >Allergic to dogs but not to the much more allergenic cat furI call bullshit. You're a cat person like the little gremlin you are. What are you going to do when the money runs out, story? Think of a plan. I don't think you really have 4 years of income in savings. We did the math already, it's like 2-3 years tops. If you go homeless, no more internet for you
>>84279951you would be more authoritative if you toned down the whining. i already buy groceries and cook and everything else, i'm an adult. i'm doing it while going to school full time. it's a bit tight but i'm doing fine. i made $6000 on my tax return last year. as i said, i don't need much. do you think that getting the horrible, worthless, detested, --humanities-- degree (spit) will lower my income floor somehow?i think that you calling me delusional and immature is really ironic actually. LOL!
>>84280007Alright fine, I don't like dogs. They scare me. As for the cancer kitty it would cost 250 to euthanize her. I spend 30 dollars a month on her steroids. With luck she will go peacefully on her own. Right now the money still holding out and has for 3 years so far. I'm reluctant to say the exact total on here but I'm not critical for a while.
>>84280066How do you make money? What's your job? If you're already independent, then wasting your hard earned money on yet another useless degree isn't the best investment. The university experience is nice and all but there are smarter ways to go about spending your money. A philosophy major won't lower your income, it will just be a tremendous waste of time and money. It has nothing to do with it being a humanities degree. We've reached a point where most degrees share a similar outcome, even stem
>>84280088the figs are withering and falling from their branches while you sit in the crotch of the tree storynon, they will all be gone by the time you look up
>>84280088>250 to euthanize herHoly shit these vets are robbing you at gunpoint or something? We did the math years ago and you had a few years left, and now 3 of those years are gone. I think you're underestimating the urgency of the situation.
>>84280103you're increasingly missing the point. ironically. a lot of people can read and write, but most aren't really literate - as you're demonstrating. the analytical fluency you're lacking is exactly the kind of thing that a philosophy program is selling. go take an economics or businss course or something... remember to bring your helmet
>>84280130That was what they charged me for the cat I just had done. It was almost the same price at the 24 hour emergency vet that put the first cat to sleep. Plus another 225 each to cremate them.But you know me, I won't do anything until the last moment. It's just how I am.
ugh, sorry anon i don't want to be mean to you, it's just that my perfect parry technique parries all incoming attacks automatically ughh sorryy i didn't mean to bully you like that
i wonder how stinky and hairy storyanons house is with all of those cats. cats can throw up pretty often too. does storyanon clean his house 2 times a week or what
>>84280157No substance, only insults lmao. I'm sorry you feel offended, criticizing useless degrees isn't a personal attack against you. Don't take it so personally. No matter how much it offends you, that major will cost you 80k and a few years, and you won't see that investment return in anyway. But I'm sure you will use your newly acquired philosophy skills to flex on 4chan anonymous posts, mr. Pseud.
>>84280163>Plus another 225 each to cremate them.You should have buried them in the backyard. If you won't do anything about your waning fortune until the last minute, that means you will go homeless when money runs out. You can at least think about it in advance. Are there any homeless shelters there?
>>84280204its pretty dirty I'm not going to lie and yes they throw up a lot, if I can reach it I clean it up but if they do it under or something I can't get to then it stays.
>>84280066>already buy groceries and cookBut you don't pay rent where most of our income disappear. Thank your parents. You work, you study (god knows what) and you want to shove a philosophy degree in there somehow? You could have at least chosen something other than the most financially useless degree.Alas I'm sure you're just fantasizing about it and you won't actually do it.
>>84280204He probably hasn't cleaned it since his mom died years ago. I bet it looks like a hoarders house
>>84280254Do you think I could have dug a hole with my health problems, mostly my hip? Plus I have no place to keep the bodies cold. I could dig a hole but it would take me a long time and this time of year is rainy so its muddy out there.
>>84280222you pieced up my post to quote it in greentext but missed the part where i said that the degree is being paid for through grants and financial aid. it's not an insult, it's accurate criticism. you have poor reading skills.fundamentally, nothing in my life is changed by going to school. i'm just doing classes instead of self-studying on my own time like i was already doing. if they're free, what's the harm? opportunity cost of a few hours at a shitty job?>>84280280only the most economically illiterate people pay rent anon... it's pure expense... come on... you better live in your car before i catch you giving some slimy landlord handouts like that
>>84280315>Do you think I could have dug a holeDude they're cats. I dug a hole to bury my dog in the backyard once, it took 15 minutes. If you can't dig a hole to bury a cat, your health is worse than I thought. Do you just sit around all day being fat? You're a master of creating excuses to avoid doing anything at all except for wasting your precious limited resources with these dumb cats and fast food
>>84280337>only the most economically illiterate people pay rentI can hear that echoing in the walls of your parents house, lmao. You are truly detached from a real, financially independent adult life, which is probably why you think about studying philosophy of all things
>>84280337>the degree is being paid for through grants and financial aidGrants that you won't have to pay back? Financial aid that you could use for something that could actually return the investment?You think that makes it less wasteful? That others are paying it for you and you won't have to pay them back? You pray you won't have to pay a philosophy major back, lmao how would you manage that. Fundamentally, you are wasting your time studying a degree that you won't be able to use in any meaningful way other than acting smug on anonymous chans. >What's the harmYou could at least go for a degree that could make you some money, but if you want to waste your time and money on a philosophy degree, go ahead. Just don't get so defensive when people call it useless. I literally know a philosophy major who lives in the streets doing crack now.
>>84280355>Do you just sit around all day being fat?yes, did you just now get to know me? That's kinda my thing. I dug a hole in 2018 for the cat that died then. It took me a solid week but the ground was very rocky and full of roots. Back then I had a chest freezer to put the body in.That was at the house I sold. I don't have access to that anymore.
>>84280434>a week to dig a hole for a cat You like dug for 15 seconds everyday. Holy shit story, you are one lazy motherfucker. The streets are gonna fuck you up so bad when you go homeless. But I don't think you'll ever have the guts to end it
>>84280381i have rented before when i was young and foolish but never will again. it's an archaic practice that literally pre-dates capitalism. the landlord contributes no value. you get nothing out of it. you're paying >$10k/yr for nothing. it's foolish. mao was right to do what he did to them. but i suppose you disagree. you're proud of your big rent, right? big man spending $5k a month on rent, what a baller, you must be sooo mature and good with money.here's a couple of other degrees that i was looking at that touch philosophy but are a bit more practical. cognitive science and the philosophy, politics, & economics degree (PPE). neither one is the type of professional or credential granting degree you probably like though.>>84280431>I literally know a philosophy major who lives in the streets doing crack now.and you're his clear inferior. ain't that funny? LOL! you could live to be 100 and never grow enough to reach his feet. LOLLLL!! HAHAHA fuckin retarddd HAHAHAHAHA
>>84280447Maybe, but mom also insisted I get very deep because she was worried that an animal might dig the cat up. She wanted the hole 6 feet deep. I also had no idea how to dig properly even the first time I made it down that far I didn't make it big enough so I had to widen it. I also had to grandpa's old rusty shovel with a cracked handle instead of getting a new one.
ughhh FUCK i did it again i fuckin killed him SHIT my perfect parry technique fuckin murdered that retarded little pussy ugh i didn't even mean tooooo LOL ok maybe i did a little bit HEHE
>>84280452>when i was young and foolish>Supposedly old and wiser now>Still thinking about wasting his time on another useless degree Not much have changed since. Living with your parents is distortion your perception of livelihood
>>842804686 feet deep for a cat? Calling bullshit, story. Your mom is no longer here, you didn't have to spend 500 on cat cremation when you could have dug two holes in minutes. Stop using your dead mom as an excuse for wasteful lazy and bad behavior.
>>84280503they may not have been very good parents, but i wouldn't abandon them in their old age. especially after the heart attack and cancer. they'd be eating mold and falling in the bathroom by next week.
>>84280452Do you think people rent out of choice? Not everyone lives with their parents while dreaming of embarking on yet another useless degree at 30, anon. You are clearly someone who doesn't have to worry about your bills, hence this whole philosophy fiasco.
>>84280525Imagine criticizing renters when you leech off your parents house. Do you think people who pay rent have that option? >Taking care of parents >Wasting his time with useless degrees You're wasting your chances, mate. A lot of people would die for the opportunity to study something useful while mom and daddy pay for the roof on your head.
>>84280522that was what she wanted. Maybe now I could dig one now since I don't have to go that deep. I might try at least for the next time. If its taking too long I can always take it in to get cremated anyway.
>>84280452Imagine being an incel on 4chan and thinking you have a chance at a career in politics. You don't have the people/speech skills, bro. >Neither is the type pf degree that will get you a job So wasteful
>>84280545>>84280567omg with this again, stoppit LOL you're humiliating yourself. fr anon i'm so over your silliness.>but you could do engineering insteadokay, so i hate it and drop out. i can't do math and drop out. i don't do enough projects or internships or networking and can't get a job. AI takes the entry level jobs by the time i graduate. i get a job and hate it and can't do it. the degree is functionally useless, in any case.remember i mentioned reading skills? remember our basic premise that we've been returning to throughout the conversation? i can't do and don't want that kind of job. that's never the goal. i actively do not want that. been there, done that, it's not for me. under that framing, can you suggest any better alternatives?>>84280586i reckon i could take over a small town very easily if i had some nice headshots in a good suit. i've had dedicated followings before. if i was a little more schizophrenic i would probably be candidate for jesus.
listen, if you're still trying to get a job you're behind the times. jobs are for boomers. nobody has jobs anymore. if you want a job now, you start a business and make one.
>>84280634Never told you to do engineering. A philosophy degree is still useless. Feel free to waste time and money while living with your parents if you want. >I don't want that kind of jobOr any job, lmao, maybe that's why you chose philosophy. If you want to waste time and money, go ahead you're on the right path. >Any better alternatives?Yes, don't waste time and money on yet another useless degree. You'd be better off mowing grass, fatty
>>84280634>can't do mathYou know when people say they can't do math, that means they're dumb, right? Math is the ultimate IQ filter. So I guess everything makes sense now. You're just dumb and delusional.
>>84280661>>84280673i hand you your wig and clown nosego now my son, you're ready
>>84280675Anon, I'm just a guy, not a mirror. You're the guy dumb enough to think that he will fail to get a job in stem due to his incompetence, lack of networking and inaction, but a philosophy degree will be the answer he's looking for. You're lucky you have your parents house or you'd be in the streets, fatty schizo.
>>84280694a single proud tear sheds from the corner of my eye as you trip over your comically oversized shoes with laces that were tied together under the table during our long conversation and you wave your arms for balance before falling flat on your face. he's gonna do just fine on his first day. your mother and i raised you right
while you're on the ground i quickly rush over and rub my bare asshole on your helpless exposed nose>>84280694>>84280694
>>84280697Dummy who can't into math goes for philosophy and ends up unemployed and back at his parents house. I've seen that one before so many times before lmaoYour philosophical skills sill be great for shitposting though
>>84280714it's good practice for you to type on a keyboard, but listen, you have to read and learn also. the contents of what you're doing matter. if you just type nonsense all the time you're training yourself to look and sound like a retard.
>>84280722Honey your insults won't make your philosophy degree worth a dime, I'm afraid. You said you don't want "that job" and that it's "not for you" but you only think like that because you have your parents nest to return to. When that runs out, your career choice will be guided by practicality and your philosophy degree will be left forgotten on a drawer
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE ON EEEPICCCCCC RAPPP BATTLES [of] R9GAYYYYYYYY
he called me honey... does this mean he likes me? he was jus being tsuntsun all along?
I don't like dumb people who can't do math and choose terrible career prospects just because they're too retarded and immature to envision themselves actually working for living wage instead of leeching off parents
a real man works for himself
i'll call from the phd program. dabs on u
I have a WMAM fetish
>>84280908only jews are entrepreneurs
>>84280924>phd in philosophy >Still wage slaving at a coffeeshop I love the fact you're too dumb to do math but think philosophy will be a cake
it's not like any philosopher ever had a particular aptitude for mathematics
>>84274138so i passed?
radical anti-intellectualism in the r9gay!
