do you guys think romaniancel will ever lose his virginity or will he suffer eternally?
>>84276307romaniancel's got this. i believe in him! he will succeed!
Dear mods, please remove this romaniancel spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (2nd thread)Thank you
>>84276331your determination will push me through!! also how do you feel about Silver? i was so fixated on him as a kid. shame he's been banished to the shadow realm by sega, like Shadow in the 2010s.>>84276811no matter how many days pass, you will still never be a janny. all you can do is gag on my spammer dick until you become less obnoxious.
one day he's gonna realize how much of a waste of time e pussy isunless of course you're a real good guy guy of course. you're gonna be in the sequel right Todd?
>>84276811raping you feels soooooooooooooooo good
he will get fucked in the ass cuz of how much gaybaiting he did last time
>>84276307He'll lose his virginity if spills the sauce on the best PC-Engine emulator cause geargrafx SUCKS
>>84276307If you haven't had sex with a woman by now you might want to get tested for homosexuality >>84276811You are a homosexual
>>84277098>you're gonna be in the sequel right Todd?what do you think of my low budget Jason Todd cosplay https://files.catbox.moe/9b4zp2.png>>84277150what's wrong with geargrafx? i play air zonk on it all the time. you might wanna try Ares, it's a multi system emu from the guys who worked on bsnes and it focuses on accuracy above all else. you will need the PC Engine bios to get it up and running, but i'm sure you can figure it out!>>84277153i might wanna get tested for being awesomesauce on an epic plate of bodaciousness
>>84277201>i might wanna get tested for being awesomesauce on an epic plate of bodaciousnessOk. You do that virgin
>>84277254you realize you're only getting me horny when you say stuff like that, right?
>>84277201>what's wrong with geargrafx?Worst input delay known to man, my ps5 controller always either stuck on inputs or not registering them at all. I only beat the first 3 stages with this handicap because I'm such a gamer. I'll try Ares
>>84277349>Worst input delay known to manget DS4Windows. Microsoft doesn't play nice with PS controllers, but that program will fix your responsiveness right up.
Way too new for me to give a shit about yet
>>84277723i was here when Noriko was still a regular poster
>>84277760>24 year old trying to oldfagdoing it wrong
>>84277793GRRR lemme do you one better: i was there for the ricky, samson and eeyore era. also the ciara era but this one's less of a brag because she was inescapable at her height in popularity on the board
i wsih i could talk to you now that people are starting to post about you i thought maybe i could roleplay as another enraged faggot going off about raping your butt because you're posting okegom or something but i probably don't have the gall to do that either all of this is happening to me because i was born without a penis i wish i could swap bodies with you
>>84277836i was there for the habbo raids. your perspective on what actually matters for quality posts is irrelevant and so is mine
>>84277936>because i was born without a penis i wish i could swap bodies with youorrr you could date me and live your agp fantasies vicariously through me>>84277938>your perspective on what actually matters for quality posts is irrelevant and so is mineit's pretty simple, actually. quality post = makes me laugh or makes my penis hard. bad post = doesn't do either of those
>>84277585Okie I'll install DS4Windows and report back
>>84277968>I'll install DS4Windows and report backit's surprisingly intricate if you choose to fiddle around with it. there's a lot of settings made specifically to lower latency as much as possible and extend battery life (if you play bluetooth) >picrel Sanae's distressed facial expression in that pic always activated my almonds in such a way that i cannot even put into words
>>84276307What happened to the SK chick he was flirting with
>>84277201>bottled water>autism>gayCertified romanian
>>84280140i'm not interested. want me to give you her contact?>>84280209leave the water bottle out of this
>>84280255>want me to give you her contact?No I'm good>i'm not interested.Why was that the case kek
Why is romaniancels arse so stinky and greasy that he needs two entire gallon bottles for an enema
>>84280306>Why was that the case kekshe was very bot-like in nature. had an ai profile pic, kept droning on about ai games. every time i'd say something, she'd relate it to her husbando from some manhwa i don't know about. like, i'd type out a sentence and she'd be like "wow this is just like something Yu Sun Pak said before he encountered Cho San Hyuk on the legendary lion's bridge in Seoul" as if i had any idea what she was talking about. and after a couple of hours of that i decided to throw in the towel. overall not the worst chick, but our autisms didn't mesh. >>84280343why are you bri'ish
>>84280354Why are you speaking bri'ish?
>>84280375i only speak god's language (american)
>>84280354That's funny as shit brother hope you're doing well
>>84281280it was really funny, but it also makes me miss the times when you could find actual insane girls on here. one time i met this girl who was a self-described "yandere", right? and at first i thought "suure buddy, larp on..." but then she told me all about how she attempted to murder her ex-boyfriend after she broke up with her because she couldn't bear the thought of anyone else having him. she snuck into his house while he was asleep and almost got the job done, but the boyfriend's little brother heard her and alerted the rest of the family. she got sent to the shrink afterwards and the guy put a restraining order on her. she showed me the legal documents and everything. that girl was a ton of fun to talk to. but i could tell that even with the restraining order put on her, she still had feelings for her ex. the current girls on this board could only dream of reaching such levels of unhinged.
thread filled with actual fags
>>84281624except op. he's a rad dude with a rude tude
>>84277089never really got into silver desu, never played sonic '06 so i didn't even know he was a thing for a good solid chunk of my life desu, he seems kinda cool tho
He will, if he starts to travel rather than rot in front of a computer.
>>84276307I can help him lose itAss up, white boy
>>84283451i'd travel if i knew a girl i could travel to. you're wording this as if i'm opposed to the idea or something. >>84283538NO!!!!
another friday where all the normoids are out there partying and fucking like rabbits and i'm all alone rotting in my dark, depressing commieblock apartment. i wish i wasn't mentally ill so bad sometimes. maybe i would've been able to make friends at school and they would've invited me to go places with them. AHHHH i'm runnibg out of copes.
Romania is full of gypsies i am sure a Romaniancel can pay 5bucks for a lay, Romanians cant be incels
>>84284894paying for it is worthless to me. it won't give me the confidence, self esteem and validation boosts i'd get from a woman *willingly* choosing to have sex with me and trusting me with such an intimate part of herself in that way. the physical act of sex is just a means to an end for me. all i care about are the psychological benefits of it i.e feeling accepted, desired, wanted, needed by another human being. if you think that makes me a volcel, then so be it.
>>84285014Not gonna happen boy unless you are a 6'3 larper fishing for attention
>>84285135everyone here knows i'm a 5'4'' shortcel geocel (new term coined by me) so that should disqualify me from even being considered volcel under any circumstances. what i am is a stone cold truecel from the plains of transylvania, and you better not forget it!!
>>842851675'4?? Thats rough boy you must take the faggotpill
>>84285192my life would be so easy if i were attracted to guys considering the entirety of /r9gay/ wants to run a train on me, but sadly my brain just isn't wired to be attracted to cocks. most i could do is an ftm.
>>84285230I never encountered such a short zoomer you are so unlucky anon if you commit suicide please stream it for us
>>84285273i don't see a reason to die at my current age (24) but i do dread the thought of ending up a KHHV at 40 so i'll probably be dead before then. won't stream it to you fuckers though because you never did anything for **me** that's not how equivalent exchange works!!
>>84285313I mean even if you manage to have sex your life will not change.A boring wagielife isn't worth it for long this world is rapidly changing and we dont have a safety net ,we should rope asap i will stream it though i currently write a nice letter for my useless parents
>>84285364i'm not naive enough to think it'd change my life or anything. but i know it would change my psyche for the better and make me feel more confident and fulfilled. it's also just a bucket list sort of thing for me at this point, getting to know what it's like to cuddle, kiss, go on a date, have sex with a girl at least once before i croak. this dumbass goal is what keeps me going at this point. i have enough savings to the point where i don't have to worry about being a wagie anyway.
>>84284875>commieblock apartmentsovlI postponed my rondo playthrough to let my lil bro play super metroid it's babies first kino>>84285167The term is locationcel mr fakecel
>>84285410>sovlfirst worlders will see this and be like "omg this is so povertycore depressioncore liminal slav terminal babushka-like!!">locationcelthat doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well!! when i say geocel it makes me think of an incel geodude from pokemon and it cracks me up so hard
>>84285167>5'4"yare yare.. koishi-kun, you truly are a reliable guy.anyways, you're never gonna get a gf. they want jotaro, not koishi
>>84285826did i type koishi twice? koichi**
>>84285826didn't that little nigga literally have a yandere gf>>84285850i love koishi from 2hu
>>84285867yeah, cause it's anime. you think a girl's gonna be so fucking heartstruck that she'd kidnap a worthless gay little manlet like you? at best you're most useful for being fucked by chad during the threesome. no one wants a gay useless little faggot like you. the other anons were correct in that your only option is to suck dick. ive never known a woman that was ever into short men. ive known women that are into submissive men, so long as they're tall, that is.koishi from 2hu is pretty epic tho.
>>84285528>first worlders will see this and be like "omg this is so povertycore depressioncore liminal slav terminal babushka-like!!Fuck that's LITERALLY me it's so borschtmaxxed kinopilled ak47esque fuuuuuuck I wish I was a slav (which really just Russian to everyone outside of the region)forreal doe I think it looks cool but I got no delusions about it being a pleasant place to be, tho I wouldn't mind swapping places for a little since my area has gotten stale>makes me think of an incel geodude from pokemon and it cracks me up so hardFunny>>84285867He did, she's fine but best girl was Reimi.
>>84285929now take your hand out of your pants and type that again >koishi from 2hu is pretty epic tho.she is. i'm also huge into reisen>>84285942i can see the appeal of eastern europe from a tourist's perspective since it's such a different environment to what most are accustomed to. but actually living here gets pretty miserable. i think that goes for a lot of places though, right? where they're fun when you're a tourist but stale when you're a local. >He did, she's fine but best girl was Reimi.give me Josuke's mom or give me death
>>84285971i just grabbed my junk. fuck you you're not the boss of menah but seriously you're real 100% cooked
>>84285988so where do i go from here? ropemaxxing? i lost interest in all my other hobbies already. nothing seems as fun or appealing as having sex if i'm being honest with myself. anime and vidya are an absolute chore that i have to force myself to engage in. gym makes me feel good for like an hour afterwards but then i'm miserable again. going outside is boring because there's nothing for me to do. i dunno, everything that doesn't revolve around sex is gay and lame to me now. in an ideal timeline i'd be like, a male escort or a pornstar but we both know there's negative chances of that happening. at least posting on /r9k/ is still kinda fun.
>>84286017Im like you but sex work would be boring to meI want romantic passionate intense sex. Like I want to consume a woman with my ErosI'm an 18th century gooner
>>84286017wow, you're surpringly easy to coerce into suicide.anyways let me tell you, there are three ways to be happy in this world:1. be retarded enough that it doesn't matter or be genetically predisposed for happiness2. be naturally well endowed enough with a healthy family, social life and romantic success that trouble never crosses your mindor 3. delude yourself with long term goals to keep you from having an existential crisis, which is my cope of choosing.everything, gym, vidya, food, and even sex, are temporary pleasures. you're chasing them, but even after you get them, you're still unhappy. you need to be building something, to have a purpose. or just not suck shit. i just try to philosophycope and to not think about it too muchand to be honest, your only possible chance with a woman would be with a gay FTM poonigger or something.
>>84286038i want that too. but i'm also bitter about missing out on having lots of sex in my teens so a lot of my fantasies involve me fucking lots of girls having a bodycount in the hundreds. that's a big reason why i wouldn't be able to handle a "serious" relationship even if i somehow stumbled my way into one. realistically speaking, my hypothetical gf would have fucked at least 5+ guys before me. and don't get me wrong, i'm not even one of those guys who values virginity or whatever. i couldn't give less of a fuck about that. it's more so the thought of her having lots of sex before committing herself to me would make me so jealous because it'd make me wish **i** were able to do that too. you get what i mean? i'd only be able to cope with it if she willingly set me up with as many girls as the guys she fucked before me so we're even. so if she fucked 5 guys, she'd have to set me up with 5 girls. otherwise i'd always be bitter about it. >>84286121>you need to be building something, to have a purposeit's hard to really find the motivation to do anything. like, i don't care about material goods or getting rich or whatever. being rich wouldn't make me happy or fulfilled. i couldn't care less about money. >and to be honest, your only possible chance with a woman would be with a gay FTM poonigger or something.i'll take it, but honestly, i'd probably say something that offends her on accident within a week of us dating and she'd break up with me because i'm not in tune with lgbt type stuff at all. to me ftms just seem like tomboys with extra steps
>>84286172welcome to ZA WARUDO, sonny. happiness, like all things, is an inextricably complex concept that is unexplainable for us humans. some people have it, some people don't. what does it mean to be happy? is it to feel good? why work towards happiness when the world gives and takes it on a whim? is there a point to happiness? why do we want to feel happy? and all the other questions an emo 14 years old can ax himself.so many unanswered questions about this world, so many things we don't know, i personally choose to view the world as an unfolding mystery. it gives some magic to my every idea and some luster to be able to consider different futures when you're not looking at thing from a purely materialistic, axiomatic point of view.but besides that, i don't think i could really give you any better answer for happiness than anyone else. either you are, or you're not. just get good, or something.
>>84276811I hope you die, I like romaniancel and hope he thrives, unlike you who is more annoying than any of the perceived "spammers"
I think romaniancel has a nice body but in that thread he dabbed in sissy/troon shit and I kinda lost the crush on him, for reference I am a femanon
>>84276307isn't romania full of pajeets?
>>84286241at the end of the day happiness means something different to everyone. we all need to find our own happiness in our own way. there's no "set" path that everyone should take. just because something works for you, that doesn't mean it'll work for me and vice versa. best we can do is keep living and see if our lives get untangled along the way!>>84286253instead of spamming that stuff in every thread he doesn't like, he could, you know, actually improve the quality of the board by making "quality" threads himself? but i think he's incapable of that so he lashes out at people who're actually able to carry a thread i.e me >>84286262you could've saved me.........>>84286265i wouldn't say "full" but there's definitely more of them here than is necessary. i might be wrong on this because i'm retarded, but i think gypsies were originally indian settlers who found their way to eastern europe somehow, and even though so many generations have passed, they still refuse to integrate into society and that's why everyone hates them.
>>84286293such a shallowly thought out, materialistic answer! but whatever, i dont really care, i might as well be as retarded as you are for all god, figuratively or literally, cares.the only correct thing to do in this situation is larp on 4chan.
>>84284159>you're wording this as if i'm opposed to the idea or somethingYes, because that is the case.You want everything already set up for you. Sorry, life simply doesn't work that way.
>>84286543that's you projecting and putting words in my mouth. keep being mad at me for stuff you make up in your head, i looove it
>>84286578nta but he doesn't come off as mad. He is right actually.I traveled to a festival more or less on a whim and ended up with a fwb. if I had your mentality I would've still been a virgin.t. german
>>84286697what are all these non-virgin normgroids doing in my board? where do truecels like me go to be understood anymore? wizchan? incels.is? if you're extroverted enough to go to festivals on your own and good looking enough to get fwbs out of it, then literally what are you doing here? what do you get out of coming here and talking to me? this is the one place on the entire internet where i feel at home and you invade it and ruin it because that's all you people know how to do. go to another festival, go text your fwb, just get the fuck away from me.
>>84285971>i think that goes for a lot of places though, right? where they're fun when you're a tourist but stale when you're a local.Probably. I would find it stupid cool to visit Romania but there's probably nothing worth seeing there compared to literally anywhere else in your eyes. If I could travel anywhere right now it'd probably be wherever all my internet buddies are based + Russia/Somalia.>give me Josuke's mom or give me deathI used to like her but my tastes changed, milfs are overrated>>84286017tbdesu >>84286121 basically gave you the perfect answer, I also taking that 3rd option cause I don't really care much for sex beyond the novelty of not being a virgin.
>>84286922>there's probably nothing worth seeing there compared to literally anywhere else in your eyesif you're a history nerd, there's a lot of historical sights that have been well preserved, both from the communist times and before. there's obviously Dracula's Castle too which would be a cool novelty for most. >Russia/Somaliawhat's been happening in Somalia lately? last i heard the government collapsed and it became full of anarchy. pirates came back and started using One Piece flags for their ships. but this was over a decade ago when i read this. >I used to like her but my tastes changedwhat're your tastes right **now**?>milfs are overratedmaybe i'm just projecting my utter disgust of taking the role of a caretaker in a relationship lolol i don't mind younger girls as long as it doesn't feel like i'm babysitting them, but unfortunately most of them want a paternal figure as a partner so it's easier to just say i'm into older women. >basically gave you the perfect answerwhat if my long term goal is losing my virginity..... there's not much else i want to achieve if i'm being honest with you. i'm not that unhappy with my life if i'm being honest with you. if i had a cool girl to cuddle and fuck like 3 times a day, i wouldn't have anything to complain about.
>>84287011>historical sights that have been well preserved, both from the communist times and before. there's obviously Dracula's Castle tooMakes sense makes sense>what's been happening in Somalia lately?Nothing good. It's getting entrenched more and more in foreign influence, civil war is still ongoing for the last 36+ years, the government is comically corrupt, and their number 1 opp was granted recognition by Israel. What happens in Romania actually is it changing at all>pirates came back and started using One Piece flags for their shipsThey were awesome, the real Somali navy guided by God. They got wiped out by some fucking fairytale collation of Russia/USA, India/Pakistan, Greece/Turkey etc just look at picrel. Swag too hard money too tall RIP to them>what're your tastes right **now**?Black n Arab girls, I don't really have any specialized taste beyond that. >most of them want a paternal figure as a partner so it's easier to just say i'm into older women. Fair enough, tho I can't imagine you'd be forced into that role much less with someone older than you>what if my long term goal is losing my virginity..... I'm branding you with the word NORMIE in big red letters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ73UWFIZ44&t=129s
>>84287309>What happens in Romania actually is it changing at all*taps sign* nothing ever happens >Arab girlselaborate on this one. i'm listening very attentively>tho I can't imagine you'd be forced into that role much less with someone older than youi guess you're not wrong. my absolute ideal is honestly a woman who hates me and thinks very lowly of me, but at the same time something about me endears her to me so she doesn't wanna leave me. it actually makes me sick when girls are overly nice and kind to me. or when they try to put up some sort of cutesy act. it feels more real and raw when they tell me exactly how they feel about me, fully unfiltered. >I'm branding you with the word NORMIE in big red lettersif **i'm** a normie, then every other poster on this board must be a greek god of virility and fitness
>>84287482>*taps sign* nothing ever happensSounds chill>elaborate on this one. i'm listening very attentivelySimilar upbringings to me, I've liked the few I've met, westernized ones are chill, and they look nice. Also I really like their voices. No reasons that'd really apply to you I think...>girls are overly nice and kind to meOhhhhh he's so fakecel it's unreal fakecel fakecel fakecel>if **i'm** a normie, then every other poster on this board must be a greek god of virility and fitnessI'm talking ambitions, not athleticism (which isn't a hard goal to cross when the board is mostly 30 something skinnyfat shut-ins). The average robot just wants sex and normie acceptance, it's all failed normies down here that'd turn tail the second they got the pussy and admiration they've always wanted. The real robots are the well off sex havers who still drag themselves here since normies will never be their crowd.>woman who hates me and thinks very lowly of me, but at the same time something about me endears her to me so she doesn't wanna leave meGet a woman who loves you and then start beating the bricks off her 6 months into the relationship
>>84287707>Similar upbringings to me, I've liked the few I've met, westernized ones are chill, and they look nice. Also I really like their voices OHH interesting! i was curious since i never met an arab girl before. but that makes a ton of sense. >Ohhhhh he's so fakecel it's unreal fakecel fakecel fakecelI'M NOTTT!! girls are overly nice to everyone. that's why it feels so hollow. in order to be mean to someone, you need to have a certain level of intimacy and familiarity to them. hate is just as strong of an emotion as love. they're two sides of the same coin. in order for someone to hate you, they need to care about you a whole lot. the worst thing someone could do to me is ignore me, or be "autopilot" polite to me like a store clerk. >The real robots are the well off sex havers who still drag themselves here since normies will never be their crowd.that's the most "first world problems" statement i've ever heard. "ohh i have amazing friends and a loving girlfriend, but GRR i don't fit in with those normies!! i have to come to r9k rub my awesome life in incels' faces to feel better" i never had friends growing up. hell, i never even had a family other than my grandparents who weren't present much in my life. of course i'm going to seek acceptance above all else, since it's something i never ever got. it gets so lonely when you're all by yourself. the kind of loneliness that feels like a huge weight being pressed on your back constantly. and you can barely breathe. >Get a woman who loves you and then start beating the bricks off her 6 months into the relationshiptrue, stockholmsyndromemaxxing is the new strategy, i coined that term too, i'm sure it'll catch on
>>84287780>girls are overly nice to everyonevgh the subtle naivety of chads>hate is just as strong of an emotion as love. they're two sides of the same coin. in order for someone to hate you, they need to care about you a whole lot.Trveklear armageddon I've been saying this, it's a yin-yang thing where you'll find the deepest hate as a response to love and vice versa. This drives back to my point a couple threads ago where I praised the "rival" archetype, they are this exact concept given form, with the nemesis being it's perfect conclusion. There are examples of this everywhere, it's something I find beautiful.>the worst thing someone could do to me is ignore me, or be "autopilot" polite to me like a store clerk.Exaaaaactly>of course i'm going to seek acceptance above all else, since it's something i never ever got. it gets so lonely when you're all by yourself. the kind of loneliness that feels like a huge weight being pressed on your back constantly. and you can barely breathe.I guess given how exceptionally lonely your circumstances are it's not normie tier to want that, but having also lived friendless until relatively recently I can tell you it won't be all it's cracked up to be. Still, you deserve to come to that conclusion yourself.>stockholmsyndromemaxxingWe can work on this
>>84287902>vgh the subtle naivety of chadsmost girls have portray themselves with that fake sense of politeness i told you about when you meet them for the first time. it's so horrid. i just want them to be honest and genuine when they talk to me. no need to sugarcoat things, or pretend you feel a certain way and so on. if i ever come in contact with a girl who just doesn't give a shit about social norms and just says and does whatever she wants like a feral animal, i'm never letting her go. >This drives back to my point a couple threads ago where I praised the "rival" archetypethis is why rivalries work so well as a concept. it's the perfect blend of love and hate, two extremely intense emotions that keep bleeding in and out of each other. i want to feel that strongly about someone, and for them to feel that strongly about me. i want to have my existence acknowledged in that way. >Still, you deserve to come to that conclusion yourself.after being alone for so long, it's starting to get so dull doing anything on my own. like, i'd have such a fun time introducing someone else to games or shows i really enjoy. or just hanging out, sharing my screen and looking at random bullshit on the internet with someone else. >We can work on thissiigh i guess we can shorten it
i wish i could be as cool as HBK during his Mania 14 entrance https://youtu.be/Dv_IxpvcZtA
yes hes the typical whiny zoomer "incel" thats going to have a family by age 35
>>84289009NOO WAY!! i already decided a long time ago that i don't wanna have a family. it would be evil of me to pass down my height and my mental illness to some innocent kid.
