Easter Sunday edition
a most lovely edish
That is NOT a cute cuddly bunny, it's a frog in disguise. Do not fall for it's nasty tricks. Getting ideas above his station.
>big time melty drinking shandy bass>banned>buys pass>big time melty drinking poof juice and stubbies >banned >mfw
SHIELDS: DISARMEDMONGBOY STATUS: FLUSHED
>>84296889But you also unemployed neet and not any better ?
>>84296924i am a miserable wagie lad, we cant all be dossers
>>84296938Better than being neet lad>>84296919He banned filter no neede
>>84296947>He bannedThat is lush x
>>84296938NTA but, I'm a dosser, I'll dedicate 1 hour of dossing for you when you're next in work.Give me a list of activities you'd like to do if you had 1 hour to dossing, and I'll see if any pique muh interest.
>>84296970Ok mate your task: Spend 1 hour job hunting on job sites like indeed etc.
Happy Easter lads, He is risen innit.Any arses need shagged?
>>84296975A dosser would never suggest that.*pulls yer mask off*Haha I suspected it was you shekelberg.
>>84296981Happy Western Easter lad
The menace stick returns.
Wheres the anon that posts first for big arses etc
Can have a strawberry bon bon or 2 now it's good Sunday.
>>84296938Learn how to use a drill and fix the fence lad, it'll take half an hour max and you'll feel very pleased and self satisfied. Love fixing shit me, but I am a home owner so I have to do it otherwise it doesn't get done.
>>84297036i was out blocking it off a bit better there in the hailstones, if i can find some long screws i can patch the fence post together until its replaced, its broke at the bottom so the cement needs chiselled out
>>84297072Good lad lid, doing DIY on the bank holiday like a right proper dad you are
Can't believe they banned ARE spacker again. Not rite one bit imo!!!
c..c..can..I..I h..have a a..another ..p..p..pass.. p..p..p..please..th..th..thanks..whoahahahahaha
Hang on was DVDlad also that lad who posted the SPACCA stuff as well?
Phwaor need to lie down again me X
>>84297194Opiates doing your wollocks in? Get help
morning friendssunny dayordered some choccies i should have bought rice with(late night poor decision)i reckon i can survive another 10 days. people survive that long in the desert without any Wispa bars.
Happy Easter lads, especially our resident token Christian Crossy. What eater eggs did you all get?
>>84297274me, i just took some nice Lindt ones from the shop.https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/05/waitrose-employee-sacked-after-stopping-shoplifter-from-taking-easter-eggs
chocolate delivery man* is 8 stops away that's not enough time for a shower. hope he just brings them upstairs.* not being racist that's just what he is (or she)
hoppy easter!!!
Making the big dinnerShit loads of 8p carrots going in
>thing:|>thing, London:O
>>84297305happer 2hufren
>>84297305Thank you. Happy Easter to all britfeel friends.
>>84297274A one kilogram bag of mini eggs. I estimate they gone by Friday.
>>84297337Corr lid how much did that set you back? Arent mini eggs really expensive now for some reason?
wee 30 min nap just finished, love these little mini naps, charges up the batteries they do
the only 'special K' i'm having from now on.
>>84296910hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahYou love to see it
Did you go to Church today?
>>84296894>>84297369Christ is risen. He is risen indeed. Alleluia.
>>84297369No. I'm a lukewarm Christian and I know it. I need to do better to strengthen my faith in Jesus.
this Farscape lad says 'shanghaied' a lot.reminds me of when you watch Smallville and they always say 'rain check' this and 'rain check' that.
>>84297339Mummy got them as my gift. They are expensive as hell, but people keep buying them, I looked for the 1kg bags myself but they are always sold out.
>>84297369Nah fuck thatDone enough of that as a kid
>>84297369no i dont believe in god x
>>84297369I dont go Easter, Xmas eve or day. Not sharing church for 3 hours with people doing their twice a year larp. Go every Sunday otherwise.
>>84297369I'm in church everyday, I believe in God but i don't believe in religion as far as it pertains to God (it's useful for setting some moral rules)
downstairs neighbour has pilfered my pop + choccies along with his own parcels.
>mfw downstairs neighboursmaybe he/she/they is being a good Samaritan, keeping the packages safely in zyr's so they don't get stolen.but in a way, that IS stealing.
>>84297481Knock on that door right and take it back de lid.
>Excuse me de lid. I think you have something that belongs to me de lid. Do you think I can have it back de lid? Wouldn't want things to get messy now would we de lid?
*ahem* le based??
Having a jar now. Might aswell. It Resurrection Sunday. All hail baby Jesus.
>>84297521Lad is deranged af and needs sorting out asap
>>84297503>>84297519you'd better believe i'm kicking up a storm once1. those diazepams kick in2. my friend comes round for backup
>>84297481>>84297492>>84297536Stop attaching these stupid pictures to your posts
>>84297536Blow the battle horn, assemble Mate A, mate B and mate C to get those chocolates back right now.
>>84297369Church/religion nearly killed my faith in God. Now I'm a Deist that occasionally goes to a cathedral to pray.
>>84297521>>84297533it's like when you read about a 'mad king' or something. you wonder in modern parlance if it would be x disorder or y syndrome.this is pretty standard old-man-on-the-internet behaviour but he's clearly past the point of senility. you could be his biggest fan and his best mate, you'd probably encourage him to retire.
>>84297521If you want the Strait open, don't fuckin' bomb them in the first place!
>>84297541have this .gif instead lad.>>84297546i think that's what it'll take, wor lad. an operation like this requires a crack team, each member with their own special skills.
>>84297557A gif is a picture
>>84297550Needs to be in old folks home not president mate no cap
managed to get my dad a birthday card from the petrol station, thank the lord for jeets working nights at 24/7 petrol stations
>>84297589not one of those STUPID pictures, though, i hope. have a .webm of some nice chickens. we are not enemies.
Helpernonce: BannedMongboys: Not happyGood lads: Enjoying life
at least he praised allah
Oh lush just made some beautiful pork crackling for tonight's dinner it was lush and I mean lush. Wow.
>>84297625Cannot believe he's been banned again, just went back and looked through the archives it wasn't that bad what he said. Unless the jannies have had enough >Oh several reports from r9k yet again wonder if it's him. Yeah it is. he's at it again, give him a ban and be done with it.
>>84297667It was making a threat. The same reason he gets banned every time and doesn't learn.
>>84297667Can't just go around threatening to kill / murder people and expect no comeback from it
All the golden societies of the past to which historians point and turn their wistful smiles have had what patience-players would call a discard pile. They operated on two levels with a slave class who worked, ate, slept, and died and a leisured class who reclined on one elbow and spoke.Naturally it is from this latter group that we learn what life at that time was like. It often makes charming reading but we can hardly take it to be the whole truth.
>>84296919SHARED HULL AND MAIDSTONE BABE PM ME PLS
>>84297676It is idiotic to say stuff like that desu when you've been banned countless times before for it
What did helpercunt do this time to get banned again?
>>84297521he's flipped, lads.America is super losing this war, btw.I wonder if he's actually going to try to invade a Euro territory as a cope.
>>84297677a patience-player operating from his discard pile, you say?*plays Elven Cache*
>>84297709they ought to bring back forest ladies. red headed women frolicking about the forest in their thin gowns, coaxing me to the space between the trees, to slurp my seed and drag me to fairy land.Whatever happened to them?
Imagine getting repeatedly banned from britfeel. Genuinely hilarious.
>>84297521I didn't think I'd get bored of Trump talking, but here we are.Either destroy the country or get out. There's no middle ground any more.
Sun = outHelperchief = bandJesus = forever in are thots and prairiesDairy Milk = palm oilGood lads = living are best lifes
>>84297369No because it is all fiction. Last thing I did at church was write filth in the guestbook.
I miss are Tim. Team Tim 4 life.Chat do you miss Tim.Let me know in the comments.
>>84297749Proper edgy lad like the joker aren't you
>No because it is all fiction
>>84297720i saw an elf in Morrisons about eight years ago. can't explain it. just some pale ginger fairy floating through the aisles, buying pasta like us mortals.a couple of years later my friend found her on a dating app and by sheer coincidence showed me.>whoa, look at this woman.she never matched back so i'll never know if she got reverse-isekai'd from Elfland ;_;
>>84297768King of simps
Kicked from footy teamBanned from 4chanLocked up in a spacker prisonoh aye oh aye my life doesn't seem so shit after all x
>h-hi pretty lady d-id you get r-reverse isekaid from e-elfland>m-may I request your fair maidens hand on a d-date
Hello sweet lady is your name tinkerbell. Forsooth I declare your beauty could only be from Neverland >swipe left
>m-my friend saw you on here and thought you're a f-fairy lol haha are you or an elf haha my friend is asking>lol my f-friend told me to message you lol are you from l-lord of the rings>hello?K3kking
>>84297760Ive heard that the care home he's staying at is trying to charge him 500 pounds a day to stay there now. How will he be able to afford it? Thats 3500 a week and 14 grand a month.
>>84297783>>84297793>>84297808we saw you do it the first time, m8
M.m.m.y mate dared me to message you lolK3kking
anon-kun's just jealous because i saw an elf and he didn't.
>>84297830I see you piping down brian
>>84297837My T doesn't come with a negative sign so I don't compare random bints in the supermarket to mythological creatures (and get no pussy out of it kek)
>>84297830And what you going to do if they post about it again then?
>>84297840weren't talkin before, tbf>>84297867Watchin some stuff in another tab at the minute
visiting home for Easter and mammy has unearthed her old film camera and gifted it to me. got a new hobby to unlock now de lads x
So let me get this straight, helper comes back from a ban last Saturday, buys a 4chan pass for 20 quid, and then gets banned the following Sunday. Kek my sides.
>>84297677I've noticed in quite a lot of these golden ages happen after a major war too, where the victors enjoy the spoils of war (loot, slaves, land) and spends it lavishly. Also, a lot of men would die in these wars, meaning the male/female ratio has been flipped and now there would be more women than men, meaning men have an easier time getting a mate, less time spent competing for females means more time for other things like reclining around on one elbow, but also the pursuit of excellence in science, philosophy, sports, etc.
>>84297918nice liddadberg used to use my boxroom as a dark room to develop negatives until sisberg arrived and we needed separate rooms (i got the boxroom of course)
>>84297993>a dark room to develop negativesYou the lad who had the dad that turned out to be a paedo? This is quite nonce coded
No offense intended by the way
>>84298018no lad, he used to develop x-rays in the hospital before it went all digital
>>84298043Quite a convenient job isn't it?
>tfw no x-ray developing gf
>eggs are nearly out of dateomelette it is, any of you cunts want an omelette?
>>84298071Just hard boil them and theyre good for another couple of weeks
Hard boiled spacker
Scrambled egg spacker
Poached spacker
>>84298071Ask Brian
oi brian, want an omelette? ham and cheese
>>84298146nah, just had cheese toasty
Do you think humans tend to enjoy music less as they get older? At least, past your early 20s it becomes less and less interesting.
>>84298164Past the age of 25 like 90% of the enjoyment of music is just nostalgia for teenage years. If you did not get into music in your teen years you will never fully understand.
Why did I get a letter saying my PIP is increasing by 20 a month?You wagies said PIP was going away if anything?That's a free dominos each month. Big ups to Keir! Lmao
>>84298189UC is going up as well.
Why are so many people so fucking bad at maths these days? Was in the shop and the guy needed to work out 20% of 65 pound. Could not do it in his head. I just told him it was 13 pound off so that will come to 52 pound total. The guy checked on the till and was amazed. He looked at me like I was some sort of genius because I could do KS3 maths in my head. It is weird.
>>84298164I do feel this, although still enjoy discovering and listening to new things. I think your ear likes different things as it matures. But also, listening to music after a couple of drinks gets me back to how it felt listening to it in my early 20s.
>>84298328That is nothing. You would be amazed at how terrible a lot of adults are at maths in this country. It is absolutely shocking. Can get Gen Z 20 year olds who cannot add 25 and 5. It is like they are actually mentally regarded.
>>84298328This is one of the epiphanies I had as a teacher. Just how low IQ most of the population actually is. Literally anyone below set 2 and it starts to get scary.
Alicia Silverstone's little tits in Clueless. Yum.
>>84298333>mentally regardedTime for a new thread, we've peaked.
wouldnt mind mentally regarding ruths arse, come to think of it thats exactly what im doing now
>>84298333>mentally regarded.mongboy
>>84298367She was nice in that Aerosmith video. Liked her in that film with Cary Elwes. The Crush.
Britfeel is a home for the mentally regarded.
I think that everyone should be able to get at least 90% on a gcse maths paper or they should not be allowed to vote or own property tbqh. Mental regards have no business participating in democracy.
>>84298333>mentally regarded.next edish name sorted that is
Those who cannot get a C or above in gcse maths will be forced to undergo sterilisation. Either tubes tied or sperm ducts snipped. No business reproducing with faulty genes like that. Regards are a problem for society.
Worried that my wife is bit mentally regarded lads. She could not answer a basic meme level maths question. Just sad. My willingness to reproduce with her has diminished significantly.
Tempted to have a couple of jars but told mumberg i won't drink until her birthday
Maths anon has scared the regards away with his maths eugenics rants.
Lots of sun next week down south lads. Remember to go outside and touch grass
>>84298472Never. I will be wanking to hentai like I normally do and shitposting on Britfeel. I just want Trump to go nuclear when he is on his period and fucking annihilate the world.
Hi britfeelBest retards Anon
>>84298472>Remember to go outside and touch grassisnt that what normies do?
>>84298472>Remember to go outside and touch grassWhy
>>84298501It's called grounding touching grass. It reduces inflammation, improves sleep, and aids wound healing.
>>84298527NTA but i live on the ground floor so this isnt necessary
>>84298527There is nothing out there for some lads here
>>84298544>>84298553Feel the cool, velvety softness beneath your bare feet, each blade of grass bending and springing back as you walk forward with the earth steading you without you asking. Try it out lads it bliss
What crime would definitely commit if you were 100% certain you could get away with it?
>>84298585I would assassinate quite a few politicians and other nasty characters.
>>84298585Steal expensive shit obviously.
>>84298585Rob a bank that stored cash / gold bars totaling in the million dollars
What is the coolest type of crime to commit?
>>84298606Bank robbery
>>84298606Jewel Thief. Very fucking cool. The type of crime that gets the most pussy by far is being the uni campus drug dealer. Seriously, being a coke dealer at somewhere like Bristol uni you will be swimming in gash.
Would like to be a member of an organised crime syndicate tbqh.
>>84298621>Would like to be a member of an organised crime syndicateBecome a member of parliament
>>84298606Crime isn't cool. I work in a prison and it's a grim life if you get caught lad.
>>84298585lollers would rape a child
>>84298585>>84298606Large scale cocaine import and distribution
>>84298585id spray paint the worlds biggest cock and balls on the side of an aircraft hangar or something like that
>>84298631prison scran looks lush xhttps://www.tiktok.com/@stigiddy3/video/7624692570072861974
>>84298683Some of the food the lads make looks decent to be fair so long as they have access to a kitchenette. The kettle currys look a bit grim.
>>84298585I would stage a coup leading to me becoming to supreme dictator of Australia.
>>84298683HHL style food
Fuck me I'm exhausted. Just spent the day having a nice dinner with the family and I'm wrecked. I don't know how normies do it, socialise all the time and even enjoy it.
time to make din dins, idk how I do it but time always goes so fast
Did not realise Diane Morgan was 50, she has aged very well.
>>84298772She is decent looking anon.
>>84298585does this assume i succeed + stay safe? then: hack into Mossad's intranet and leak all their files online.
>>84298772>>84298789she was pretty in Phoenix Nights.
GIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPGIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPGIGAHAPPENING: HEZBOLLAH HIT BRITISH WARSHIPhttps://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/2040851300330463509
>>84298841Wow, i didnt know she was in that. Yes very pretty
Easter dinner lads. It was lush. Thank you for Jesus who paid the sacrifice on the cross and rose again on the third day today. Amen.
>>84298859false flag trying to drag us in, israelis attacked it
>>84298859Apparently it was a mistake. Though I wonder if it were actually a secret Israeli OP to try and drag UK into the war. I like that Starmer is keeping us out, one of the few things I approve of him doing.
nice try lad thats helpers meal from the spacker xmas party
>>84298887looks lush lad. my compliments to the chef.although, i hope that's not beef gravy on chicken.
>>84298927>>84298936i've been had. i thought it looked familiar.why would you do this, >>84298887? i feel VERY embarrassed now.
>>84298887Decent showing that, wouldnt the Pepsi bloat anon out though?
Bedding Taylor Swift every night inside the Oculus Rift x
>>84298927Thats a very sharp knife to serve up for a spacca meal
>>84298936It's pork. I wish I it was lamb, mam cant have the stuff unfortunately. She used beef bisto to make the gravy with the juice the meat was cooked in. >>84298927It's literally my table. I've posted many meals on here in this format. >>84298950Only drank half the Pepsi in the end. Its was fucking shite, the sugar tax has made it taste like piss.
Done me wollox in for today meVerilyX
2 years dry.
Bring back helper. It's Easter after all.
>>84299009>>84298998Sean wrote these 2
Apparently it's not normal to want to kill yourself every day? Most people don't feel this way. How?
trip on nappyladoh waityou can'tkekking
um bongo was a bit racist wasn't it x
>>84298887Thank you Jesus for saving me from this terrible scran x
>>84298976>She used beef bisto to make the gravy with the juice the meat was cooked in. even when you make proper gravy with actual stock. a lot of recipes throw in the little cheat/tip that you can get cornflour + spices + a bit more meat/fat/extract all-in-one, that's just called 'gravy granules'.i know they're right. but it feels so utterly wrong.
Jacob Rees-Mogg's official Easter Celebratory message:https://vocaroo.com/16MqZeBrTryO
four-pack of greggs sausage rolls down the hatch x
>>84299037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LvLn9PWln90s cinemagoers will remember x
sparked out battyboys crying oh aye it lush
Just finished of my Easter dinner. Roast lamb, won't be posting a photo though because it's been scraned.
We don't celebrate easter in my household x
>>84299090You aren't British then.
>y-you MUST update this app through the Microsoft Store using a Microsoft Account, i-it's the ONLY way!nice try Microsoft, but you accidentally made a decent Linux-style package manager with *AppxPackage and WinGet.
you ok hun? you've not worn your kirkulator hoodie in a while x
>>84299094Why is that lad x
>>84299100The fact you are asking me to explain why proves it more than enough, forren.
>>84299105forren imigrints
>>84299050Rude. But it also made me laugh.
When are people are gonna admit you lot are better at sports and that's a simple fact
>>84299014Actually it was me, sorry about that. Been accused of being helper several times today.
>>84299014>>84299121Forgot to include the proof bloody hell, im a bit slow tonight lads.
need to know blad's chinese order
b..but i..i pp...p..paid f..f..for a ppppass>banned
>>84299125you on mac?
need to know blad's favourite sweetie
>>84299152Close. Ipad 2017 model, still works perfectly.
>>84299126corr you reminded me of this post
>>84299126I'm a real normie when it comes to Chinese food. I will have prawn toast or mixed starter, then have beef chow mein or sweet and sour pork with soft noodles and a portion of chips.>>84299154If I had to pick one I'd go with sports mixtures, love those little things me. Also like strawberry Bon bons and tutti fruiti bubblegum.
How long is HHL's ban this time?
>>84299166That used to be b towers back in the day. We all used to be 20 odd stone. Must have been 65 stone between us 3 in the car, mum said she used to have to go a little faster when all 3 of us used to be in the car because it would run slower. Good times.
blad's favourite band? fat white family
>>84299126chicken chow meinspecial riceegg riceprawn ricecrispy chilli beefsalt and pepper squidsoup dumplings x6steamed pork wontons x6char siu with beans
Blad's favourite land?if it's not Inger...
blad has a body like a dropped lasagne
Good lads: Living it up on feel streethttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84299224Think I posted a lasagne a few months ago might have to dig through and find it. None of that anymore seeing as mum and brother are on monjarno.
went outside, so i did. first time since 14 March.popped into a corner shop, i think it was closing but i waltzed right on in and bought myself a chocolate bar, two energy drinks, and 12 cans of Diet Coke.some would say i can't afford Londis prices. joke's on you, i found 20 quid in my emergency cash, AND Amazon refunded me for my neighbours stealing my original Diet Coke. WAGMI <3
blad is a fat cunt and i hate him for no other reason
>>84299176>sports mixturesfantastic taste, blad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWDq2r_DFdwPink blazer roastie looking quite breedable and poshmaxxed there, doesn't shePhwoar X
>>84299238It's a lot more comfy on feel street these days x
me? went out for Georgian food for my Easter dinner. Khachapuri, Shkmeruli, Khinkali (not picture) and Lobio (not pictured). Corr it were lush x
>>84299276forrin muck
Good genes and *very* robust skull shape, is it notOnly Chaddington-on-the-naze gets to tap a hi tier Becky such as this
>>84299276what in the name of the king is that mess lad? was it good?
Alreet de lids. Fuck me what a long weekend. Friday was at a techno clubnight with 2cb and MDMA, Saturday was out at pubs with mates for two (2) different birthday celebrations and some cocaine to keep me with it. Today been at a day time ska punk show with a bunch of booze and some ketamine to get me grooving. Now on the bus back home so I can sleep and tomorrow I will do a big fat load of nothing. It's nice to do stuff and feel alive. I am 35 years old, life is what you make of it. Can't wait to feel like dogshit for a week.
>>84299276have to be honest, whatever those flatbreads are, they do look appealing.
>>84299276Looks very delicious, can't tell what's going on in it but can see the presentation is good and a nice creamy thang is always good
>>84299327>tfw 36 and feel like dogshit even without drink and drugs
>>84299327corrr i remember your post yesterday or the day before. think you said it had been a bit?>I am 35 years oldwas wondering how old you were tbqh.neck some water, stir in a rehydration sachet if you have them. tomorrow get some 5-HTP in you, or at least eat a banana.sounds like you a blast, good for you fren <3
>>84299276Alri there lad?
>>84299381weirdo lad
>>84299302Georgian food is genuinely lush de lid. lots of cheese and carbs. the Shkmeruli pictured is just roast chicken in a garlic and cream sauce. 4x lush. the Khinkali (picrel) are soup dumplings. really nice>>84299381alri :)>>84299338spot on de lid>>84299329they were lush. great to mop up the garlic sauce from the chicken
>>84299381even in the context of the reflection, i think anon might be a ghost.
City's percentage of people who drink dailyBig up Bristol x
>ywn dip your kafta bi sanya in the labna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amTmYovq5q8>@3m06s "When we [iranians] were in the stone age we were still more advanced than the americans [are today]."Oof madonne, that's a pretty sick burn rite there ackshually ngl
>>84299357You're on the right track lid, got rehydration tablets (like beroccas), had 3 of 'em on Friday at da club, one when I got back yesterday evening and will certainly be necking one of them fuckers when I get in with some vitamins and what have you. I like drugs, harm reduction is the name of the game. Absolutely fucking desperate for a piss but bus journey is nearly over so we can survive. Had a couple cheeky bumps on the journey and listening to 2manydjs as heard on radio soulwax vol 2. Classic bangers that is.
normies are waking up
>>84299403is there some twist here? e.g. posh Bristolians have one glass of wine with their evening meals, but it's the Glaswegians necking White Lightning?i also feel like a particular city is missing. one that a certain /britfeel/ regular lives in.
>>84299449Vissy status = rekt.
>>84299449My.mammy ws out for tea with her pal nd her pals grandson nd she ws telling me that. Hes about 5. When the food came. His gran set up his.iPad nd put on w/e video. Nd he sat glued to the ipad watching videos while he ws eating in a restaurant. As if your sitting at home watching youtube but it's in a restaurant. It's sad but I ws kinda howling as well finking about this.
There u go son. Theres your ipad. Lmao
Do you floss?Do you brush your tongue?Do you use mouthwash?
