Dan Ashcroft edition>prev bread quick ref>>84310379
>>84316938Terrible edition this desu
sparked out mongboy edish edish oh aye
Corrr i'd do all her driving for her the sexy minx
EVERYBODY IS SO FUCKING RETARDED LADS SO FUCKING RETARDED. NOBODY WANTS TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING THEY ALL JUST FOLLOW THE CROWD AND TRY TO FIT IN BY SAYING WHATEVER THEY THINK IS NORMAL. Retards. Why is everyone so fucking conformist?
>>84317031>is everyone so fucking conformist?Most people are too stupid to come up with their own original ideas. Instead they try to copy others. Only a small minority are culture makers and changers
Might revert to Shia Islam and join the Iranian revolutionary guard corps lads. They could use a white lad on the inside to fuck up the Great Satan USA.
>>84317031ironically this is a very common opinion
>>84317047>Might revert to Shia Islam and join the Iranian revolutionary guard corps lads. They could use a white lad on the inside to fuck up the Great Satan USA.good for you, down with the cult of baal
i would like to dedicate this post to cuppa soup
very annoying how they sell sweets in packs of 4 now because i work 5 days
>>84317047Make sure you loosen your asshole lad
PREACHER MAN
So about that Tourettes
suspect that an anime robot/alien girl will suddenly appear in my life, or i'll be teleported to a swords-and-sorcery universe. any day now lads.
Quite a productive lunch break thus far. Went out for a run, only managed 3k due to a myriad of factors but as our wonkylad will attest any amount of k is better than no k. Then I had a wank and a shower and now I'm laying on the bed getting ready to go and prepare a healthy lunch and read a clever book for clever people (count of monte cristo). Might do some more toil this afternoon if I feel like it
>>84317015Face like a disgruntled bulldog.
>it's another 'Farscape aliens have Australian accents' episodecorrr those translator microbes are having trouble converting everything to American again.
>>84317338>facken g'day ya cunts any space tinnies?
>>84317411hahahaha look at that dog
The thing with autism and ADHD your brain is like a constant battle zone. ADHD tells me to do tasks and then I get bored of it and then autism has to pick up he pieces and he can't So.. I Just decided to pull off about 3 meters of ivy that was on the wall and had enough 5 seconds later. Now I'm faced with a monumental task of cutting it all up, putting it into back bin bags and then going to the tip to get rid of it all because we don't own a green bin on top of be being in a depressive episode. What a fucking nuclear bomb of a mess I've made.
>>84317422Have you got a lawn mower with a grass bag?Run over the ivy with the mower as low as you can get it and it should chop it and fire it into the grass boxGo over it a few times then pull the mower over it backwards and it should lift a lot of it
got my refund from Amazon for my cans of pop + chocolate bars. no sign of the neighbours rightfully returning them to me (if they indeed took them as i suspect).having ignored my polite note for 3 days at this point, i think i'll be forced to consider knocking on their door with my friend as muscle. you know what these reefer addicts are like: chill in their own minds but volatile and violent in reality.
>>84317434No unfortunately not. We got rid of the lawnmower when we moved house because we don't have grass and anywhere to store it.
What's that? it's 25c out?Sounds good. Got my tax payer funded air conditioning unit blasting at my bollocks
Not rite, it England not sunland.
>>84317422sounds rough lad.i've got that ADHD and just doing anything feels like a lot. i used to be anal retentive with e.g. cleaning, but the past few years i've just fallen out with it. i was 'that guy' in flat shares who enjoyed cleaning and stuck to a rota. then a heroin addict lad moved in and defeated any point in even trying.can you selectively weaponise your autism, use it to spur you into battle? sit and think for a bit how much better it'll be sorting the mess, even if the idea of the mess being there is unwomfy and irritating right now? channel your frustrations, classic Dark Side of the Force style x
>>84317439Think you might need to just accept it's gone lad. Not fair to put mate A in that sort of hired goon position is it?
would like a nice air conditioner gf to blast my bollocks one day
>>84317494Not really my autism makes me freak the fuck out, my brain is like a fried egg right now. I will get around to doing it eventually. Right now I'm just ruminating on why I did it.
>>>/an/5110391>2. Horses float because before the invention of video photography, nobody could figure out exactly how they steppeddamn that's so interesting. something you just take for granted now.when you watch The Simpsons or some other cartoon, they always draw and animate horses with a proper gallop, rather than some cartoony run cycle. i think The Horse in Motion (1878) is like a template animators use to this day.
Does this look like Sean kinda?
>>84317520she is a cluster B, she loves this sort of thing and she wants to do it. i'm just chancemaxxing because let's face it, one scraggly junkie dude stammering 'p-please can i have my p-parcel...' vs a friendly-but-assertive duo asking for THEIR parcel.who's more likely to get the Wispa bars in the end?
>>84317572Obviously you would say that. It's not fair dragging people into those situations. Just be honest about that without the weird cope. Oh no she WANTS! to. Yeah stfu.
>>84317551Obsession is strong in this one.
>>84317572I think the wispa bars are long gone by now, if I know stoners (and I was one for many many years) that was a free treat and has been consumed. I, of course, wouldn't take someone else's wispas bars as I'm not a piece of shit, but so many people are pieces of shit these days. Regardless, I wish you the very best in your endeavour.
>>84317534shiiit. reckon it'll be fine once you get started? can you get some choonz blasting to pump yourself up a bit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P27-86lweX4>tfw no 3DPD (3D Princess from Disney) gf
>>84317520Cor, wouldn't mind being hired to goon
Did Muay Yesterday and then squats in the evening. My whole legs feel in pain right now.
>>84317454>tfw 13c and cloudy wollox
>>84317494NTA but just asking, did you know he was a heroin addict before he moved in?
If you could download automatically one of each skill to be an absolute master of it instantly with zero work what would you choose? A sportA LanguageA musical instrumentA technical skill
>>84317583You fuming ha ah
>>84317588you're probably right. but there's a reasonable chance they are just a friendly bunch, 'oh yeah, we took your boxes in to keep them safe. here you go.'if they did just open them and drink/scoff everything, that's an instance of Arsehole Behaviour. just hits different when you're struggling with money/food. less of a principle or personal affront feeling (THEY don't know my circumstances), more that i just want the choccies.
>>84317660>A sportBrazilian jiujitsu or MMA maybe. Most useful outside the sport. >A LanguageChinese I guess. >A musical instrumentGuitar. Easily the sexiest instrument>A technical skillFix any computer hardware
It's lovely here in rotherstan
>>84317660>A sportFootball. Lots of money. Gets the minges wet. >A LanguageSpanish. Gets the minges wet.>A musical instrumentSinging. Gets the minges wet. >A technical skillSounds gay. Didnae get nae minges wet.
>>84317660>sport Motogp >language French or Italian>instrumentBass guitar or piano >technical skillElectrics Corr it would be great lids
>>84317660A sport>DartsA Language>German (A lot of my friends are Germans)A musical instrument>Piano (Have one but I've never used it)A technical skill>Basic electrical knowledge
>>84317660>A sportChessboxing >A LanguageSanskrit>A musical instrumentThe Theramin>A technical skillMaking any woman come instantly
>>84317686This is the most useful and wise selection
>>84317669Are you familiar with the principle where people who work full time don't get much free time to themselves? What about the one where people say yes to things they'd rather not do out of politeness/obligation? What about the principle of not taking advantage of people? The one where if you're struggling for money you don't waste it on wispa bars?
>>84317649One word: clonazepam
>>84317683Riding a motorcycle isnt a sport
>>84317702>motorsport ok lad
>>84317660>A sportSparking out mongboys>A LanguageMongboy>A musical instrumentRecorder>A technical skillFirst aid
>>84317596Just had a little go just now with some hand cutters, I need some sheers. Will have to go to b&q tomorrow to finish the job properly.
making pizza from scratch for dinner, you?
Oh my lush. I've done that many captchas I only need to do one now instead of 2. It used to be 3, 50% of the time I don't have to do one. And people pay for a 4chan pass? Kek.
Phwoar gotten up meHave i notX
>>84317657nah, it was a weird one. 7 bedroom HMO, so in the years i lived there i had more than 20 different flatmates. the usual issues like people stealing food, one guy smelled really bad, etc.the lass in the room next to me moved out, she'd found this guy to take over her tenancy somehow. he just came across nice and quiet at first. but before long the whole flat reeked of heroin smoke. he clearly felt deeply ashamed of himself, and most nights i'd hear him screaming in his sleep.i was sympathetic and tried to help him where i could, while my more-streetwise, former-coke-dealer flatmate was in 'it's not worth bothering' mode. heroin lad's room turned into more and more of a smack/rape den for him and his family. then, they stole my other flatmate's Xbox and it all kicked off. heroin lad locked himself in his room, coke dealer guy broke open his window to get him in a headlock.one day, heroin lad just never came home. he had locked the hoover in his room, so i climbed in through the broken window and unlocked it from the inside. his room was just smashed-up furniture, drug paraphernalia, clothes/rags everywhere. including a makeshift bed for the lass he and his cousin were raping. tl;dr: heroin is bad, be careful frens.
>>84317806oh aye oh aye no verification required de lid it lush x
Me head hurts from all the beer does it not?
>>84317841That doesn't sound like a very nice living situation. Worst I ever had to deal with was some weird autists in the same house as me, but then I only ever lived with people I knew from uni or friends, apart from 6 months in a flat in Brighton with a gay who just wanted to play league of legends and shag other lads. Nice guy overall.
Looking like i'll be maxing today doesn't it. 3 more floors.
>>84316955Must disagree respectfully. Adequate at least.
why is it so difficult to get a GP appointmentwhy can't they just let you make an appointment for the next daywhy does it always have to be "call at 8am on the dot and join the queue of 50 other people fuck you we only have 5 appointment spots ALL day and they're filled by 8:02!!"
>>84317930IDK if I am a special case because of the menthol elves but I've got an email for the reception at my GP and I usually email them just after 5pm asking for an appointment but only with a specific doctor and they always send me a link the next day to an selection of dates/times for an appointment. Isn't always next day but usually within a week.
Fuck me, I forgot this week was a normie holiday and went to do my weekly shopping. I feel physically sick from all the noise and crowds.
>>84317660Master to like, a professional level?>sportPro mountain biking! seeing them absolutely rip it down trails is wicked.Or MotoGP, bikes are coolHard choice>A LanguageJapanese, bloody luv an me innit>A musical instrumentViolin!>A technical skillfoley artist. Sound design is really cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyulXrdl3AThis video got me interested in it but I'm a lazy hopeless fuck that never tried to learn!
>>84317957wtf how????When I first got IBS and had my first appointment for it the doctor told me "I want you to try XYZ, take this and come back in exactly a week, dall the day before so you can absolutely be booked in, tell the front desk over the phone you want to make an appointment with Doctor ###### for the next day"So I called my GP 6 days later & asked to make an appointment for the next day, not thinking it was an issue I just asked "Hey can I make an appointment with Doctor ##### for tomorrow?" and the receptionist started telling me how that's not how it works, that's not allowed, you're allowed to do that, it's difficult to request a specific doctors, etc.So I had to double clarify like "Doctor ###### told me specifically to do call a day before and request specifically him" and she hit me with the "mmmm, mmmm, that's unusual, mmmm, I'll have to go ask him now, wait a minute" then fucked off for 5 mins, came back and had a right attitude after he must've told her "Yeah I said that, yeah give him an appointment"receptionists are normally aids
>>84317841Kinhell anon, thanks for the colour. A cautionary tale indeed.
you WILL call at 8amyou WILL do a phone appointment before we decide if you can talk to a doctor or a nurseyou WILL come in on OUR termsFUCK your jobFUCK your scheduleWork nightshifts? FUCK youStart early? FUCK you
>>84318025Yeah it is the receptionists which are the problem. But I suppose it also depends on your area. I'm not going to reveal my location but you'd think it'd be packed with forrens (it is) but it isn't that bad. I specifically ask for a certain doctor as the other ones are either boatwogs or euroforrens which I don't want to see. I usually email after any appointments telling them that said doc wants to see me on X date so please give me an appointment for that. They'll either book or tell me when that block of appointments open so I know when to email back.I must be because i'm classified as a nut case surely.
>>84318025Receptionist at my GP is a fucking menace, every single one of them. Don't go there now as i'm seeing a mental health doctor and social worker.
>Be me roight before headan off to sleep earlier>Do the ceiling sweep to spot out any house centipedes>Some kinda spider thang sitting there>Falls down on me bed>Moves REALLY effin fast >Manage to get rid of it just in time before it reaches the pillowA glib facsimile innit
>>84317838vile slug
>>84318063Fuck knows mate but >>84318059 I just checked my GPs website and it's changed from the last time, now it's a mandatory telephone consultation. Not been there in 2 years but i recognize none of the doctors names nowYknow what's funny? every time I go into the cunting place it's absolutely fucking empty, I remember going there as a kid and it used to always have like 4-5 people in the waiting room AND you could still book 1-2 days in advance, now it's empty all the time, no cunt goes in and out and you need to phone on the day you want seen, no bookingwtf is going onwtf are they doing in there, the place is fkn desolate. I've sat outside after an appointment for 45 mins and seen no cunt go in or out before, wtf are they doing
>>84318072A fucking BEETLE was biting the fuck out of my knuckle one night last summer just as I was drifting off. I gave him a proper SMACK and he just shrugged it off, wasn't even dazed. I had to accept the fact I couldn't kill him so I banished him and flicked him out the window.
Don't do it to yourself lads. Don't get stuck in a sexless marriage.
Mate's wife has just got a job as doctor receptionist. She's a fucking bitch and stopped him from being fun so I expect she'll fit right in.
>>84318169can't even imagine women talking to me, in all honesty.
>>84318117Kek mogged by a beetle. Bugchad could have killed you if he wanted, by his grace you were allowed to live.
dirty little beetle cunts
>>84318169>>84318174Only girls who ever approached me were BPDemons who saw me as an easy mark. I was wise beyond my years though and shunned their advances.
>>84318169>a sexless marriage.With the amount of non binaries in gens z and alpha, most marriages will be sexless.
Choreberg o'clockington almost, is it X
>>84318254Corrrr wish I had a pint and loads of pringles
I'm feeling all sorts of fucked up, I can't tell if it's alcohol withdrawal or caffiene withdrawal or undiagnosed diabetes.Anyway, I'm 3 drinks of whisky deep and it seems to be helping so I think it's the whisky...
>>84316938Looks like Jon venables as an adult that.
>>84317898do you miss the low-level chaos of the autists and gay, though? even stepping on people's toes, the RNG of what flatmates you end up with is pretty fun IMO.>>84318031>A cautionary talenow that i'm away and safe from it all, my main take-away is still that addicts are deserving of support. this guy and his family HAD done horrible things, and they'd been through arrests/courts/prison.but these are people who gradually ended up that way, it's something that could happen to any of us, under the wrong circumcisions. if this lad had gotten proper help earlier, lots of people (himself included) wouldn't have ended up hurt.
>>8431790599 in all skills :D :D :D
Took me 2 hours to pluck up the courage to ask to next door neighbour if I could use his green bin. Lifesaver. Done about 70% of the work now thanks to him. He is a reform voter though. Kept talking about blacks and browns raping us whites and society is getting worse though for some reason. I guess racist babble is the price you have to pay to get a job done these days.
>>84318299Congratulations now get your 120s up. The grind has just begun.
>>84318310>Kept talking about blacks and browns raping us whites and society is getting worse though for some reason.>I guess racist babble is the price you have to pay to get a job done these days.He's not wrong. Listen to him and learn.
They literally do not know what else to do.
>>84318321Thanks! Got 120 Herb already that's too easy. Going to be getting my quest cape next then i'll be going for all the virtual max levels.
Ought to shave, mePhwoarX
>>84318310>Kept talking about blacks and browns raping us whites and society is getting worse though for some reason.I mean... is he wrong?
>>84318310corrr nice one lad. saves you a trip to the skip. and if someone has a garden waste bin with room to spare, they might as well let neighbours use it (if they ask politely). >I guess racist babble is the price you have to pay to get a job done these days.the cliche is taxi drivers doing this, in recent years i've heard more of them complain about giving lifts to unemployeds.>this early in the day, my jobs are usually taking them scroungers to their assessments. nowt 'disabled' about them, if you ask me. anyway, what do you do for a living, lad?
>>84318379jejI got an uber to and from the jobcentre and the drivers gave me 3 stars.
Transcribing underclass conversations to imply you're so much smarter and enlightened is so cringe. You're not better than them.
>>84318379Most people dislike parasite scroungers and violent criminals. That's not some extreme opinion limited to taxi drivers.
>>84318420>>84318432I literally am better than them though.I refused to engage with society. I sat on my arse and said "Nah". I looked at your rules and expectations and thought "not for me". And what happened? I'm still alive, I'm living a middle class lifestyle, I have money, I don't work and I have no responsibilities, life just worked out for me without me trying. The universe provided for me, because I AM better than you. I AM worth more than you. You suffer and slave and toil for what? To breed the next generation of slaves and then die? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
>>84318440That's an awfully long wall of cope lad. Rattled I presume.
>>84318379Should have laughed and said driverless cars will take your job by the end of the decade and it will be you sat in the back of the car going to the jobcentre with me. What a cunt lol.
Feel like the non binary and trans thing is going out of fashion with the younger upcoming lot. The Gen Alphas and young Gen Zed. Wonder if there is just this specific generation of people with loads of non binary and trans people who will carry on with it into old age.
>>84318456suppose it will carry on lad, you see old punks and rockers and people like that, my generation will see old emos so it makes sense that eventually there will be some old troons knocking around
Sometimes I daydream about being a really cool fit lesbian with braids who does Muay Thai and mma to a high level and can knock out men. Would have zero interest in men except for knocking them out. Would be a bit of a muscle mummy lesbian me tbqh. Anyone have a similar fantasy?
>>84318470>Anyone have a similar fantasy?not really being a woman while im doing it but id still like to be able to knock cunts out
>>84318467I mean, most of the punks and emos grew out of it. You meat old punks who put on the gear for an old timers concert for nostalgia but they dont live the lifestyle full time anymore. Difference with the enby and trans is a lot of them went all in with the hormones and such. Permanent change. Even shit like changing your name legally is something you cannot just move on from. It would mean you would have to admit you were wrong and JK and all the bigots were right. So I reckon most will stick with it and it will be this weird generation.
What is the link between autism and transgender and why are there so many LGBT in comically stereotypical male hobbies like programming, strategy war games etc. They're all trans lesbians too. are they just emboldened fetishists or wot?
me? i still play unreal tournament 2004
>>84318489This conversation has been had a billion times online since like 2013 in the early days of tumblr where literally all this shit began. Essentially there are two kinds of trans women. Very effeminate gay men who just take the effeminacy to the next fucking level and go all the way and try to be a woman. This group has sort of always existed and are mostly harmless. It is what Thai ladyboys are. The second group exploded in the 2010s. They are nerdy weak straight men with a fetish who develop mental issues and fixation on the gender roles they fail to live up to. They often have other fetishes.
Jumping online to take the piss out of your neighbour who did you a good turn because he votes for a political party you view as a threat to the scrounger dole money your life revolves around
>>84318517I sometimes hope for a complete and total economic collapse like global depression in which most government spending has to be cut. Benefits lads just have to work or starve. I feel like at a certain point we just have to accept survival of the fittest.
>>84318489Looks like the lads who said I was gay for liking that stuff in school were right after all
oh aye oh aye oh aye
>>84318527You have so much spite inside you, it's sad.
>>84318538alri sunderlands biggest battyboy la
>>84318527That's what Reform want. notice how the scroungers all moved on to Restore kek
>>84318527Just as bad as them desu.Two sides of the same nihilistic misanthropic resentful shit coin.
>>84318540I agree with you but stuff like this is just as bad >>84318449>>84318440Total resentful hatred for anyone different than them. The desire to see people suffer so they're dragged down to your level. Don't pretend you're so much better.
Years when things went to shit in my life time.2001 - 9/11 kickstarted two shit wars and made the yanks go even more mental than they already were.2007 - Terrible year. I went to secondary school. Even then could feel a vibe shift. Blair left office. Brown took over. Obama was running. Global financial recession and credit crunch. Never recovered in this country really. iPhone came out. Facebook was made public. These three things. The Great Recession; smartphone; social media would fucking define the next fucking decade. 2013 - finished my Alevels. Almost killed myself from the stress. Went to uni. Dropped out of uni. Nearly killed my self. Shit year. Tumblr woke culture started taking off. 2020 - Covid. Need I say fucking more. 90s and 00s uk was nice and cozy. Even early days of the Great Recession were not that bad. Mock the week and all that. Doctor who. Everything is shite now.
>>84318567What about the year you became a full time paedophile in Thailand?
>>84318297I wouldn't say I miss it. I had some good times but I'm much happier in my house with wife and dog. Always was the goal really.
>>84318551Disagree. To build something new and great you need to cut off the gangrenous rotting limb. That rotting limb are the bennies mongs. >>84318540A big part of maturity and growing up is realising that the nice and kind thing is not always the right thing. Sometimes to do the right thing morally you need to hurt people.
>>84318577He isn't a paedo you fucking mong
o..one sh..sh..sh...shandy bbbbbbbass pp...p...please
>>84318627You don't get it, lad. Baseless accusations and playing make belive about posters is the height of his intellect and comedic prowess.
>>84318627Pipe down Paul
>>84318489systemising brains, more in like with hobbies like programming.they feel different and out-of-place (the big autism forum is called Wrong Planet for a reason).now imagine giving these young lads an easy explanation: the wrongness they feel is actually gender dysphoria, HRT will sort that right out. also, it's a bit of generalisation, but many of them clearly want to be special/exceptional.there's that theory that autism is the 'extreme male brain' (picrel, systemising vs empathising scores). not sure how MTFs cope with this, surely the way their brains operate is the same? they're still coding on Linux?
