Women can't fuck and people are okay with this somehow.Like, really?!
Dear mods, please remove this penis envy spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (2nd thread)Thank you
>>84325983I don't see your posts on the sissy chastity threads though? Looks like you're into it :P
They have it even better. They can put on a strapon of any size that also vibrates their clit as they're fucking another girl. Foids just can't lose.
>>84325983Duplicate spam of >>84323749 too btw
>>84326038Men can wear strapons too though?And even sleeves.And needing to use a prosthetic penis is quite telling of an humiliating genital inferiority :)
They are women, they aren't expected to be having dicks. They aren't supposed to fuck each other and when they do, it's cute and sexy and understandable to be using strapons. Also the clit has more nerve density and women's clitoral orgasms are stronger than men's penile orgasms, and cleaner too. That suggests genital superiority.A man with a tiny dick is a humiliating existence. You are expected to penetrate and using prosthetics is more humiliating, plus impossible to ejaculate with. That suggests genital inferiority.
>>84326113>clit has more nerve density and women's clitoral orgasms are stronger than men's penile orgasms, and cleaner tooSource? Always seemed like pop-science so women can at least feel good about something.Nerve density does not equate to greater pleasure.>A man with a tiny dick is a humiliating existence, plus impossible to ejaculate with. That suggests genital inferiority.How about vaginismus though?>using prosthetics is more humiliatingYeah, like a woman xD
>>84326113Really? Women never seem to achieve orgasm unless they use advanced tech that vibrates thousands of time per seconds.
>>84326157>sourceFind it yourself, baiter. You seem to already have an entire folder of screenshot bait of studies with a sample size of 50 when it comes to this topic so it shouldn't take you much more effort than you've already put in to de-bait about female inferiority.>vaginismusLess humiliating and multiple times rarer than having a sub-5 inch dick.
>>84326169>Women never seem to achieve orgasmWith non-Chad or a dicklet
>>84325974why are you trying to force this autistic fetish so hard
>>84326230Sources I find point to both men and women's pleasure to be comparable, and many women breaking down in tears about their vaginismus (like dicklets too lol).>>84326251That's forbidden? Is that like, a rule or something? Sissy worship is fine but not this? Damn, is 4chan anti-fun now?
>>84326283So maybe women with vaginismus should get together with dicklets. And regular women who can't penetrate should just get dick because they like it and actually hate penetrating. Try asking 1,000 women to penetrate you with a prosthetic. 1,000 will refuse. There, humiliation solved via exposure therapy.
>>84325974what is this gif and why is it constantly being posted here? what is it's purpose? why was it made?
>>84326297All I'm saying is that your body can only experience one side of the sexual spectrum (getting fucked).You don't have to deflect on dicklets or anything. Men's dick could all be 1 inch, it won't change the fact that you just. can't. fuck.Go on, my butt is offered to you, look! I'm bending over! Take me! xD
>>84326318I'm starting a new fetish: no penis humiliation or NPHIt's a wonder it doesn't exist if you think about "small penis humiliation". Teasing boys about having a small dick? How about teasing women for not even having one xD
>>84326283vaginismus can be cured though it's mostly a mental thing
>>84326318Severely autistic and mentally stunted child in a man's body makes the case that women raping a man with a 10 inch plastic dildo isn't humiliating and doesn't count as rape somehow because the woman can't ever "experience" being the penetrator because she lacks a real dick or something. Funny own that can only work on equally autistic 4channers.
>>84326369>Things I never saidNice strawman faggot, anything to feel better I guess :)You must be a dickless xD
>>84326384I have a 7 inch dick. While you're probably a dicklet who got bullied for his underdeveloped dick and bait thread attention is all you have. Sad existence.
>>84326408>y-your penis is small!!!Nice strawman again lol xDYou're the one calling me a child and insulting me about having a small dick xDOh my! A brainlet you are!
women, just can't fuck, sad :(
>>84325974Most tragic indeed, we should kill all women at birth so that they don't have to suffer this way.
What if they climb on the guys dick do the moving though, is that not fucking
>>84325974This is actually hypercube math but you can only see 3/D of it and it's literally ontologically and to the Laws of physics true
>>84325974As a penetrator, why would I want more competition? I wish there were enough women that I could have a few to myself without chadmaxxing.
Why do you keep spamming this thread? You are still a faggot in denial to focus on men being able to be fucked as well.
To penetrate is to be fully Human
>>84328790There's nothing fagotty about how hilarious it is that women just can't fuck holes
>>84325983Thank you for the work. Keep at it, anon. I won't see them always, but I appreciate you.
>>84326424You're severely mentally ill at the level which warrants being in an insane asylum. This is a fact. Now do the world a favor and kill yourself.
>>84330925>"Women don't have a penis and thus can't do penis things">"Y-You're severely mentally ill!!!!"Go back to /lgbt/ faggot, nobody cares about you gender theory shit
>>84325974lmfao nigga you cant fuck either when was the last time a real girl sucked your dick
>>84330959It's about anatomy, not personal life story.Idk, I just like seeing people getting mad when I state this simple fact. Simps get so buckbroken it's insane!
>>84330983lmaoo so you actually are khhv, that explains the spamming
>>84330999Isn't it just r9k in general though?I just spam because I have some leisure time, it's just funny to see autists break down because their nonstop "le foid bad" posts get some fresh novelty.Like, should I make this >>84330992 kind of posts then?
>>84331012this is like if you tell someone raping is bad so they respond with "Like, should I murder instead?"
>>84331023What's so bad about my posts, why do people's mind get broken down by them?I'm taking the piss lol x)
>>84325974omg hey im the anon that drew that art your last thread :D glad to see you again!!
>>84326076r34 said this is too low quality they hate me so badddd
>>84331723>>84331736Hey!I'm so glad to see you again!As you can see, this particular subject is not very popular on r9k lol x)
>>84331753not at all unfortunately q_q dw i still think it is hot kek
>>84331757Yeah, there was someone posting pictures yesterday but he was just into dry humping, not into this particular "no penis humiliation" kink :(
Womenbros...we can't fuck..
>>84332110r9k was not ready for this revelation :(
>>84325974>and people are okay with this somehowNo, I'm not okay with this. I want more strapon lesbo porn and more pegging porn, but women will be vehemently against the idea of penetrating and refuse to do this. Even for money. You can't do anything except kidnap women and force them to wear a strapon at gunpoint. We MUST, we just absolutely MUST start psyopping women into becoming frustrated with their inability to penetrate and give them penis envy. We must fuck with their hormones so they grow large clits that can penetrate. We must crowdsource influencers so they will promote strapon use and shame women for their micropenises (yes clitorises are literally just undeveloped cocks!). I am all for this idea. Where the fuck's the movement to shame women for their microdicks?!?!?!?!?
>>84332306>I want more strapon lesbo porn and more pegging pornYES!>We MUST, we just absolutely MUST start psyopping women into becoming frustrated with their inability to penetrate and give them penis envyYES!!> We must fuck with their hormones so they grow large clits that can penetrateNO >:(Their crotches must be smooth so they live with a permanent chastity cage, forever longing for any kind of sexual potency!I want them to just start humping pillows and fleshlights with frustration
>>84332333Nice trips but I have already embarked on a quest to create and silently slip estrogen blockers and testosterone boosters in women's food so they can grow large clits capable of erections muaaaaahahahahahahaaa I am also starting an influencer xitter account (based in India) that will promote female bodybuilding which will boost their T and grow their clits
How many fembots would be willing to accept a magically loaned cock to enjoy it for a weekend?
>>84332333humping pillows feels great without a dick why would that be frustrating
>>84332418Bah! I will select "studettes" and make them shame all the other smooth-crotched clitlets for being flat down there!>>84332523Only on the surface. Now roll up a pillow and approach the hole towards your groin and... you know what.
>>84327109The one time I got my ex to dry hump me she literally pulled my hair back, clawed into my back, and soaked my ass and balls in her pussy juice while she came. I literally felt her shaking, the warmth, and her wetness all at once and then she started like moaning and grunting while she was humping me. Lasted a while until she laid down over my back. It was really hot, realization creating hot, but we never did it again. We thought we should get into pegging but it was never the same. How the fuck do I get the new girl to do that though
>>84325974why do you do this smooth crotchless roleplay thread with the same image every single day and post that image in every thread you are in, ritual poster? this is clearly a sexual fetish but is it the act of actually posting this thread and getting confused replies from annoyed anons that is what makes you aroused and ejaculate into your hand? because it no longer seems as though the actual penislessness is the appeal here as you could easily find more of this, masturbate, and move on. instead you continue to ritualpost this exact thread every single day if not multiple times a day and put that same image everywhere. not even annoyed i'm just fascinated by whatever is wrong with your underlying psychology here because the logical sequence of arousal > masturbation > climax > release > refractory is clearly not happening or is not the main appeal.
>>84332579>How the fuck do I get the new girl to do that thoughyou ask them to do it and say exactly what you want.
>>84332579What you just described is LITERALLY my dream anon.I just need her to also mumble how much she wishes she had a penis to actually rape me for real.>How the fuck do I get the new girl to do that thoughTwerk your butt on her groin and sing "can't fuck yoyo!" or something xD
>>84332577>Now roll up a pillow and approach the hole towards your groin and... you know what.why would i ever do that retarded shit when i can easily get off dry humping something normally
>>84332418you don't need to do that, women are already telling each other to try microdosing testosterone. they write it in women's bathroom stalls and all of the butches and studs are constantly harassed on when or if they are transitioning into trans men. there's constant talk of a masc shortage compared to all the femmes especially pillow princesses in the lesbian community for a reason. you're behind the curve.
>>84332593Why does this particular thing angers r9k? Amongst all of the other same reposts it's ME that's the problem somehow?Don't you have a raw liver to eat today?I'm trying to launch a new fetish here okay? It takes time and dedication.
>>84332593It's like a zesty gay dude who's actually not gay who's trying to tease women into fucking him in the ass or something.
>>84332333>humping fleshlights with frustrationwhy would anyone do thisdo you shove the hard bottom part of pringles cans against your crotch and bewail the fact you can't fuck a hole in it
>>84332306>Where the fuck's the movement to shame women for their microdicks?!?!?!?!?see:>>84332610
>>84332610>behind the curveNot really, the trick is to put it in female products so they don't know they're being masculinized.
>>84332606Do it, and try to make your tiny little nothing get inside and penetrate it OOPS sorry you can't do that xDLeaving a snail trail is not the same as fucking it and cumming inside! You should try it sometime!
>>84332632i'm good that sounds autistic as shit and i'm not a pooner.
>>84332610Can't wait for women to feel emasculated and dickless around dominant big-clitted butches >:)
>>84332637Aw, poor baby just can't do it? Defeated by a mere hole in a pillow? :(It's totally okay that you can't assert yourself over a simple pillow!
>>84332600>Can you be the man tonight babe?Were it so easy. I feel like I gotta build up to it.>>84332601Play wrestling as foreplay might work. I want her to actually over power me at some point. Masculinization of women is so hot
>>84332612i just think you're narcissistic and annoying. all the other reposts are also problems but i'm in your thread yelling at you about it right now and not theirs. whine more.>Don't you have a raw liver to eat today?i don't even type like that guy and honestly i think his dedication is admirable since he's actually doing something absurd and providing pics. it's technically original content. it's also really funny because who the fuck keeps eating raw organ meats and fish like that? his mercury and iron levels must be through the roof. i'm monitoring his threads to see when he starts experiencing poisoning side effects and if he realizes why his hair is starting to fall out and the viscosity of his blood change. my favorite ritualposter is the one who is building lego stuff though. i loved the one where they built jesus on the cross, so blasphemous.>I'm trying to launch a new fetish here okay? It takes time and dedication.this fetish literally already exists. it's clitoral and vaginal stimulation denial aka orgasm denial mixed with frotting, frustration, clear penis envy as the base, control, and some element of forcefemming trans men and lesbians. go look on something like bdsmlr or imaglr which are tumblr clones post-porn ban and you'll find blogs dedicated to this. there are also plenty that actually focus on infibulation which is a form of female genital mutilation focused on cutting and resewing the labia often along with a full clitoridectomy and sometimes sewing the vaginal canal shut. there are previously mentioned blogs and other subreddits for this and most are something along the lines of clittorture or pussytorture, the psychological aspect of which you are clearly already enjoying at a lower level.
>>84332649>When she grabs your hips doggystyle, removes your pants, humps you once and freezes at the realization that she can't fuck you like thatWe have to make women forget they don't have a penis
>>84332658for the record when this happens in real life to little girls usually muslim africans their mothers and female community members hold them down without antibacterial supplies or anesthesia and cut it off then sew it back together with their legs tied shut so it can heal and when they get married their husbands either specifically use a knife or blade to cut the sutures for the vaginal canal open so they can fuck it or they use their penis and jam it in there to break the seal. many women and young girls die from the hemorrhaging and because their bodies are unaccustomed to having a large penis>big black cock jokeshoved in there so forcefully. there were some viral new stories of like 9 and 12 year old girls bleeding to death from this a few years ago but most end up bleeding to death in childbirth after instead as the infant gets caught in the prepubscent birth canal as the hips have not widened in puberty yet and suffocate themselves while killing the mother. also the brutality of traditional fgm is why western countries are experiencing a surge of it because when immigrant populations come over they just go to an actual doctor. it's became a highly contested ethical crisis in places like the uk especially and areas with somalian refugees. the argument is that if they don't get a proper doctor to do it in a medical setting they'll just do it the traditional way though and cause more complications. it's this whole medical ethics risk management harm mitigation malpractice avoidance song and dance.
>>84332646there's nothing to be defeated by really i just don't fantasize about having a dick and i enjoy being a woman. you sound kind of gay with how cock obsessed you are though.
>>84332638clits don't poke through the pants. they would never know they have big clits. we aren't hyenas as much as it would be awesome to be.
>>84332658We're just incompatible, hide the thread and be done.> orgasm denial I'll look into it but I'm specifically into the humiliation-of-not-having-a-penis part>infibulation which is a form of female genital mutilation focused on cutting and resewing the labia often along with a full clitoridectomy and sometimes sewing the vaginal canal shut. there are previously mentioned blogs and other subreddits for this and most are something along the lines of clittorture or pussytorture, the psychological aspect of which you are clearly already enjoying at a lower level.No, that's evil :'(
>>84332627good luck with that. most products are actually hormone disruptors already and almost all food and waste/drinkingwater is filled with estrogen, not testosterone. many grooming products are specifically endocrine receptor disruptors and industrial farming especially of cows and poultry is filled with artificial hormones to inflate milk, egg, and meat production by giving everyone more and more estrogen. you are likely filled with estrogen. all women are extremely filled with estrogen. most men are filled with too much estrogen. your water is filled with it, birth control has it, ssris cause the production of it, so do benzos and antianxiety meds, supposedly many recreational drugs and alcohol as well but i'm not sure the legit science of that. fat stores estrogen. anyone fat has way more estrogen any anyone skinny. have you not noticed how many men have tits and how many women are hitting puberty when in the single digits? that's from too much estrogen. you would have to counterbalance all of this first.
>>84332682I'm not into cutting or sewing anything, you guys are evil!>>84332688>clits don't poke through the pants.>Can't assert dominance or intimidate by pressing your crotch on the otherLame!
>>84332610Is this true? I am a male but I have always been attracted to hypermasculine women. This reads like the gospel to me. Is there a culture of masculinization growing among women?
>>84332697>hide the thread and be done.uh, no and fuck you? bad idea to tell me what to do: i always do the opposite to annoy anyone who does that. i'm literally telling you where to find your own fetish content anyway, moron.>I'll look into it but I'm specifically into the humiliation-of-not-having-a-penis partyes, you're into psychological humiliation, manipulation, and gaslighting. text-based porn is the best for this. this is why i recommended things like imaglr, bdmslr, and subreddits because they use captions. 4chan is also good for this. most porn sites are not going to have this and it's too niche for most literotica unless you're specifically the patron of some sex writer and commission this as a fetish. it sounds like a form of forcefemming in a way. like you're reminding them of their lack of sexual and physical power over you. penis envy is probably the best tag to search but as i said this already exists as a fetish so if whatever you're trying to do here is supposed to be new you're going to want to incorporate the previously mentioned aspects as well.
>>84325974It's entirely possible to tase you, tie you down, and then feed you viagra or just jerk you off to get you hard then fuck you without your consent. Likely? Nah
>>84332688Yet. See the bigger picture. Men like us will begin selecting for it. Maybe in the next life, women will be hyenas.
>>84332726How is this related to my fetish?
>>84332733>Fingering your wife's clitussy and slurping the creampie out like a big strawWe are born the wrong specie :'(
>>84332741Isn't your fetish getting raped by a pussy, lazy retard?
>>84332726What I find funny is that she needed to force-feed him viagra. She looks hot already.
>>84332711>This reads like the gospel to me. Is there a culture of masculinization growing among women?this is literally true and irritates the shit out of a ton of lesbians and butch women, yes. this has been going on since like 2017 in full force but started earlier. you know the huge backlash to "the trans movement" by butch lesbians and trans exclusionary radical feminists who called themselves gender non-conforming and "gender critical"? this was a large part what they were pissed off about, this harassment of butch women into transitioning and the constant preaching of JUST TRY MICRODOSING TEST SIS I PROMISE IT'S AWESOME YOU'LL GET ADDICTED and treating "top surgery" as an inevitability for all lesbians who were REALLY just trans men eggs that needed to be cracked so "he" could come out and express himself.you know how this board and other spaces get pissy about all the transfem users on it trying to "convert" all the men into taking estrogen and turning into femboys and then trans women? the exact same thing has been going on at the exact same time in every feminist and lesbian space but in this way. when the trads and conservatives got a hold of this and decided to start fighting with everyone about the definition of what a woman is as a way to bolster their movement the same way the "alt-right" was created from harvesting the remnants of gamergate (which has since launched into the manosphere with /r9k/ being a linguistic center of inceldom) they latched onto this, reversed the meaning of gender critical from being a criticism of gender as a hierarchy to arguing about bio-essentialist "gender ideology", and started whining that young girls were being manipulated into cutting healthy tits off. because they kind of were. incels on here were also right: many women are narcissistic and manipulative. movements don't spring forth from nothing, there is always a kernel of truth and the moral disgust from the systemic repression of it is why they gain power.
>>84332758No he's a peculiar buck who wants to have his ass split in half by a strapon worn by a woman he angered with his 4chan shitposts.
>>84332733if you want to be accurate...in sub-saharan africa, the female spotted hyena (crocuta crocuta) selects and rapes (YOU)
>>84332770>man on 4chan baits women on 4chan into getting mad at him to fulfill his sexual fetishtale as old as timesong as old as rhymebeaaaaauty and the beaaaaaast
>>84332709Are you asserting your dominance over other men by pressing your hard cock against his hard cock? Sounds kinda gay bro...
>>84332767Wow, compared to that, I'm pretty sane, you have to admit it.>>84332770No strapon, just her pubic mound and her frustration.>straponIn NPH we call them "prosthetics" though>by a woman he angered It's working!!!!
>>84332770well, as long as she doesn't leave the strapon in the washing machine to steamclean the shit off. won't make THAT mistake twice!
>>84332787Gotta admit it's an extremely female-brained thing to do. I've only witnessed self-admitted gay men and women using this type of ragebait to get someone they like to snap back at them because they get turned on by the aggressiveness and implied retaliatory penetration.
>>84332795>Women can't sword-fightsad :(
i bet court eunuchs had this fetishthere's a literal entire section of the graphic novel "habibi" by craig thompson (guy who did "blankets") about a eunuch fucking his older female lover without a cock. they match their breathing or something. i remember it being quite beautiful. hold on.
>>84332802Wait, so you just want to anger a woman so much that she slams you on the bed and starts wet humping you and "impregnating" you with a pussyjuice cloaca kiss like poultry does?
>>84332817I'm not into the eunuch thing.It's more of a "this is how you're born: impotent" and biological injustice kind of thing.
>>84332822Yes, while I smirk at her, telling her that if she had a dick she could actually fuck me instead of rubbing her impotent smooth crotch on me.Why is it so hard to understand?It's like "small penis humiliation" but it's "no penis humiliation"
>>84332850Well that's a lot more realistic and a lot more likely to happen than getting a woman to actually strapon fuck you. So why not try it IRL? And has it happened to you before?
>>84332828yeah i don't care i want to consider the implications of this historically for eunuchs and talk about one of my favorite comics which addresses this
>>84332884most sexual fetishes are at their root some form of inversion of daily life, taboo, or a way to process feelings that the mind finds difficult. one of the easiest ways to process what you are ashamed of is to eroticize it. i'm considering that eunuchs likely felt this same way when they experienced sexual desire - because cutting something off at the root doesn't fully negate this sort of feeling in the soul - as similar examples of those who are prohibited from engaging such as catholic priests who have taken vows of chastity or chemically castrated or otherwise contained pedophiles do. when desire is unable to be freely expressed, it is sublimated.
>>84332884>Fetish just get invented>It's already flooded with BBN (big black nothing)WTF!!!! >:(
>>84332901i wonder what this means for the expression of your specific desire, op.
>>84332902to be fair, the options are either big black nothing or small white nothing here. it's a black and white comic. :)
>>84332859>So why not try it IRLIt feels mean to do that IRL lolI just want porn of it
>>84332909there was more after this but it's less visually interesting and starts to intersect back with larger philosophical and spiritual themes, especially concerning the origins of judaism, christianity, and islam within bibilical stories or those from the koran, which the entire book is themed around and built to resemble. /fin.
>>84332904Imagine not being able to coom. Awful. I wonder how many of theze niggas took it up the ass and still had prostate orgasms. Probably happened sometimes. Ottoman artisans were pros at making wood and leather dildos.
>>84332781>A bigger, stronger WOMAN slamming her crotch into yours. Let me be clear, if it happens to me, it is not rape.
>he recommended 5 centimeters per second to anons>i recommend habibi to anonshm. wonder what that means.
>>84332767I want them to not spend 50k to cut up their body though
>>84332916can you have a prostate orgasm without ejaculation? i'm not sure of the specific mechanics of the male orgasm or prostate specifically. i thought you had to release seminal fluid and the prostate was tied to that?>Ottoman artisans were pros at making wood and leather dildos.wood and leather dildos actually date back to literal neolithic times. but you know who has a TON? ancient japan and, for some reason, catherine the great's reign of russia specifically. bitch was fucking obsessed to the level of the french aristocracy in libertine times. most of that sort of stuff was FUNCTIONAL though like the siege d'amour love chair for king edward vii to fuck two women simultaneously. this is something similar in a sex museum in prague.
>>84332947but catherine the great is a fucking freak who just stuck dicks and pussies on everything for absolutely no reason. it's not like she's fucking this table leg.
>>84332944I'm fine if the cuntboy makes cute frustrated noises :)
>>84332949Now that's the kind of "trad and based" I'm willing to get behind :)
>>84332949of course one of the most famous rumours about her is that she fucked a horse, so.the peasantry used to love to spread rumors like this about all the female aristocracy and nobility in pretty much any society or century. it's the ultimate taboo and was a core part of many revolutionary movements. revolutionary france passed a ton of pamphlets around about all the ways marie antoinette was getting it on with pictures.
>>84332947Yes, you can have a dry orgasm as a man. Also kek at those sex obsessed coomers.
>>84332969libelles and political pornography were their own entire genres and they were especially big in the 18th century in europe and france in particular. note "libelle" and "libel". not a coincidence! here's the future headless whore cucking the king with a lover.
>>84332947are you a smoothcrotch?
>>84332981here she is getting fingered specifically by the comte d'artois, the king's youngest brother.>women always go for nu-chad
>>84332988here she is exploring dykehood with the princesse de lamballe while the men are at play.
>>84332988When you have such a big robe, you can't tell me you're not compensating for some freudian thing
>>84332996here she is rubbing smoothcrotches with the comtesse de polignac.titles of lesbian libelles included "The Austrian Woman on the Rampage, or the Royal Orgy" and "The Royal Dildo".
>born to coom, forced to learn>>84332970literally insane how sex obsessed most people are throughout history. i'm sure you're all aware of napoleon bonaparte's letter to josephine de beauharnais "Ne te lave pas, j'arrive dans trois jours" ("Don't wash, I'm coming in three days") and everyone of course knows that benjamin franklin was THE manwhore of revolutionary america fucking almost every prostitute and wife/woman in his social circle and writing letters to other men on how to choose a woman that had to be censored like>The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.(from "Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress")and of course more fun but not particularly sexual shit like>I have perused your late mathematical Prize Question,[8] proposed in lieu of one in Natural Philosophy, for the ensuing year [...] Permit me then humbly to propose one of that sort for your consideration, and through you, if you approve it, for the serious Enquiry of learned Physicians, Chemists, &c. of this enlightened Age. It is universally well known, that in digesting our common food, there is created or produced in the bowels of human creatures, a great quantity of wind. That the permitting this air to escape and mix with the atmosphere, is usually offensive to the company, from the fetid smell that accompanies it. That all well-bred people therefore, to avoid giving such offence, forcibly restrain the efforts of nature to discharge that wind.(from "Fart Proudly")
>>84333043and of course we all know about mozart's love of farting and scat, right? and his song "leck mich im arsch"? or "lick me in the arse/ass"?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mich_im_Arsch
>>84333043>>84333048and you all have read chaucer's canterbury tales, right? they're extremely bawdy in some of them, especially that wife of bath and the miller's tale. whew. the misdirected kiss and the hot poker scene alone... >The Miller's Tale" is the story of a carpenter, his lovely wife, and two younger men who are eager to sleep with her. The carpenter, John, lives in Oxford with his much younger wife, Alisoun, who is a local beauty. In order to make extra money, John rents out a room in his house to a clever Oxford University student named Nicholas, who has taken a liking to Alisoun. Another man in the town, Absolon, the parish clerk, also has his eye on Alisoun.>The action begins when John makes a day trip to a nearby town. While he is gone, Nicholas grabs Alisoun "by the queynte". When she threatens to cry for help, he begins to cry and, after a few sweet words, she agrees to have sex with him when it is safe to do so.[5] Their affair begins. Shortly afterward, Alisoun goes to church, where Absolon sees her and immediately is filled with "love-longing." He tries to woo Alisoun by singing love songs under her window during the full moon and sending her gifts. He also seeks her attention by taking a part in a local play. However, Alisoun rebuffs all his efforts because she is already involved with Nicholas.>Nicholas, meanwhile, longs to spend a whole night in Alisoun's arms rather than just the few moments they get during John's absences. With Alisoun, he hatches a scheme that will enable him to do that. Being a student of astrology, Nicholas tells John that he has divined that a terrible event is about to occur. The next Monday night, there will be a massive flood, twice as great as the one in Noah's time. God has told him they can save themselves by hanging three large tubs from the ceiling of the barn, each loaded with provisions and an axe.>translator's note: "queynte" means "cunt". all according to keikaku...
>>84333077>That same night, Absolon comes to the house and begs Alisoun to kiss him. At first she refuses, but Absolon persists, so she offers him one quick kiss. Instead of presenting her lips to Absolon, though, she sticks her backside out the bedroom's "shot-window" (privy vent), and Absolon kisses her "ers" (arse) in the dark. Angry at being fooled, Absolon gets a red-hot coulter from the blacksmith, with which he intends to burn Alisoun in revenge. He returns with it to the window and knocks again, promising Alisoun a gold ring in exchange for a kiss. This time, Nicholas, having gotten up anyway to relieve himself, sticks his buttocks out to get in on the joke and farts thunderously in Absolon's face. Absolon thrusts the coulter "amidst the ers" of Nicholas who cries out for "Water!" to assuage the pain.>The screams wake John who, hearing the cries of "water!", thinks "Nowel's flood" (the unlettered carpenter confuses "Noe" (Noah) with "Nowel" (Christmas)) is upon them and cuts the rope attaching his tub to the ceiling. He crashes to the floor, breaking his arm, and the townspeople, hearing the noise, rush to the scene. Upon hearing Nicholas's and Alisoun's version of events, they laugh at poor John and consider him mad. The tale ends: "Thus, swyved was this carpenteris wyf, / For al his kepyng and his jalousye, / And Absolon hath kist hir nether ye, / And Nicholas is scalded in the towte. This tale is doon, and God save al the rowte!"[6]you know she had to do it to em
Must suck to be around holes you can't fuck lol
Women are incomplete, malformed beings
>>84333817>An ass, raised and presented in front of you>It's virgin quim wet and throbbing with envy, shaking left and right inviting you to take it>But alas, you are smooth-crotched, penetration is beyond your capabilities, and every hole forever untaken
>>84333851The frustration that must cause... no shit women are so petty, passive aggressive and nagging all the time, this explains everything
>>84333871They can't contain themselvesThey must be teased and mocked for being penetratively challenged!
