sparkzone edish edish
NOT FORGETTING LITTLE LAD
werthers unoriginal
For Amelia! For Oswald!
forgot to be Brian before. Now I'm brian again.
need comfy Friday night edish
prolapsing profusely
Phwaor good edish this
>>84331789don't worry ladmost people will be heading out soonmaximum womf x
To shidd or not to shiddIsn't that the question of the dayX
>>84331740i've had nowt since last night, starting to get a bit peckish to be honest. what you had lad?
the birds are shidding on SSM and it not lushhttps://youtu.be/DS_KjKQPlbQ?si=WuwxmNrzhsBf_RMr&t=378
Fink i ate too muchDidn't iX
miku friday
>>84331842should be showing him some respecthe rspb member
>>84331868AM A RSPB MEMBA IT RIGHT 2 FEED DEM BURDS.
*Casually mogs all other races*
>>84331890no but they made mud houses and uhhh, math or something!!ally snackbar!!
*Enlightens the bugs*
*Invents civilization*
>*Skullmogs you*
Luv me race meSimple as
>>84331912lmao. It's Sargon.
All set for another Friday night alone posting on 4chan big man?
Might buy a watch
>>84331966feels like the party's over because london has been ethnically cleansed by jews :(
Just took a shidd meDefecated, evenx
>>84331966shant be posting, I will be doing various hobbies and cooking food then tomorrow going to another local gig where I may attempt to make friends if the opportunity presents itself, it probably wont though.
love a good bumsesh with abdul me x
me and sean are britfeel's elite posters
>>84332023ask nige to give you a good finger blasting when he comes to Sunderland oh aye x
Wonder if pegginglad has been getting his bum seshed recently
>>84332029You're shabbos guys?
>>84332041We found out that bumsesh lad might have been dvdlad also he might be Turkmong as well.. All 3 stopped posting around 2 weeks ago.
>>84332029you couldn't lace welper's bootsrespect
Me? Still live with the mummy and daddy at 34 in my little box room. I have accepted I am autistic and a failure at life. However, I still have a job and a nice little car. That's all I got to say on the matter if I'm quite honest with you x
>>84332065at least you are not peter "piss" mandelson
work is so stupid. Why do we get paid every two weeks? if i get 13 pound an hour i should be paid every fucking hour.
>>84332029No. You're both paedophiles who can't keep the other off their own mind. Obsessed.
The new album from My New Band Believe is pretty good, isn't it?
>>84332070Paedo Mandelsohn
What do you fuckers weigh lads? I am 92 kg at 178cm. Overweight by BMI but I can bench 100 kg for a couple of reps and cheat curl 25 kg so a fair amount of it is muscle.
>>84332137I am 85 kg. 186 cm.
>>84332050You venerate a paedo. Absolutely fucking grim. And yes, helper is a paedo.
Being tall is so good for Muay Thai and boxing.
>>84332137>kg>cm
lidl sushi for dinner x
Anybody here seen THAT video yet?
cannae afford to heat my gaff x
>>8433213779kg and 5foot6. BMI is like 29 got a proper belly these days. my arms are dead skinny though. the weight only goes onto my belly. getting the goblin build
always fancied karen o from yeah yeah yeahs x
always fancied meg white from the white stripes x
Might cook a steak later.
>>84332205little lad has, he downloaded and distributed it.
https://youtu.be/9IUDZ2EcuXI?si=Zu4dXsHyrVTVQJt2what a chune
I dont like HelperladI love him x
Knowing I will spend another Friday night alone, lashing out on 4chan to ease my loneliness
Bit dummy thicc-adjacent, this
>>84332377Just had a look on the Meetup app see if there was any events near me and it's shite. There was a group event for boardgames tomorrow night but the ratio of men to women is awful. Like 14 men and 2 women on the list. Grim indeed. Where the fuck are all the single 30-40 women? Another weekend alone.
>>84332390>Where the fuck are all the single 30-40 women?Looking for men that don't spend all day playing video games and posting on 4chan
>>84332075I get paid once a month
where are all the beautiful single 40-50 women?!
>>84332390>Grim indeed. Where the fuck are all the single 30-40 women?Bingo halls?
Women don't post here. Are you a tranny?
Women don't post here. Are you a pickle?
me? i will be spending this friday night alone posting on 4chan and pretending to be what i am not. well it makes me feel like less of a loser doesnt it. just like every night. oh aye
Helperlad doesn't post here. Why are you talking about him?
>>84332482I think he loves him, in a gay sexual way.
>>84332480wish i was larry finkvroom
Heh innit
For jar of the day garn down the hatch
Honey never spoils
Crows can recognize human faces and hold grudges
A group of flamingos is called flamboyance
Slaggington-on-the-shag
You cant hum while holding your nose closed
>>84332497Unless it was rotten all along.
/britfeel/ needs more slags posted. It does NOT need a namecunt to do it.
The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth every year
stigmatising the mentally ill x
bullying paedos x
Some turtles can breathe through their butts
admiring his beard x
this is my neighbourhood motherfucker
Misogyny? It's in my DNA.
I'm an emotionally liable manchild de lads. Who else is?
>>84332617Nah not my fault.
>>84332596You live in forren lands?
mumberg told me i have bad breath and my room stinks hurtful
>>84332631Bit mean of her.
>>84332583Proper bri'ish roses these aren't theyLuvly that
picked up norwegian wood and kafka on the shore in a charity shop for a quid each. bargainnever read any murakami before so i'm excited to dive in
>>84332508Think im in love
>>84332137>168>74-76kg>tfw used to be a twink and be 55kg>was on anti depressants for 1 year at 22, became fat>never been able to lose it since>nearly 30
I've ripped a fartington, and i'm here for it. It's everything. I sit down and listen. I'm humble
mate why the fuck is it so coldsunny aw fuckin daysun goes awayinsta freezing temps, t-shirt weather all day now it's big coat
reading is the best hobby you can have as a poorfag i reckon
>>84332508>saggy slaghag tits floppin in my faceit would be worth the wallet drain
Reading is boring Just is
>>84332704I've never been.
>>84332694It so would.
sean tapping up bongo for a 20 bong loan to buy a pass
The wapu womfeth, the wapu spacketh
fucking freezing
>zerohedge.com/markets/trump-posts-about-worlds-most-powerful-resetThe pedo cheeto-in-chief has lost his marbles, hasn't he
>>84332919I put the heating on brr brr no cap tho.
>zerohedge.com/geopolitical/trump-warns-action-if-iran-fails-uphold-real-ceasefire-optimism-persists-bombing> Aya-TOLL-Ah I see what they did there x'D
A black man & a white woman
>>84332951Literally every single TV advert
24 quid worth of shopping from Morrisons, 19 quid cash, 5 quid in Morrisons Card 'Fivers'. that SHOULD be me sorted food-wise, although i wished i had 7 quid left over for 24 cans of Diet Coke.then what happens? i get home and realise:the tenner i use to snort my drugs? that's worth 10 pounds!
The reason cod populations are at dangerously low levels is undoubtedly because the baby boomer generation concludes that eating any fish other than cod is unpatriotic leftist nonsense.
>HHL be like>Just got off me 2 weeks ban for being racist and telling people to kill themselves, wont do it again im reformed now>Does it again and gets banned once again
>>84333021thats so funny. did your gf laugh when you told her?
HHL has advocated violence and admitted possession of CP. At what point do they refer this to the police?
Raw horse chestnuts are toxic and should never be eaten. While they look very similar to edible sweet chestnuts, they contain a poisonous substance called esculin that can cause severe illness or, in rare cases (especially for children), death.
>>84333018I heard they kill then throw away the big and little ones, and only keep the smedium cod.
>>84333034>At what point do they refer this to the police?Why don't you refer it to the police big lad
>>84333039You're bonkers if you eat conkers, cos chestnut best nut.
>>84333041>smedium cod
>>84333021it be different next time, new leaf x
they couldn't make a comedy like the big bang theory nowadays, everyone is too sensitive and woke
saying bazinga is like saying the n word for some
the reason the cod population is low is because everyone moved on to fortnite.
>>84333086Buzznigga
>>84333088People are less into gaming generally in my experience tbqh.
cod population is shit because our fucking rivers are poisoned with shit piss and have so much ammonia that catpiss looks PH Neutral compared to them
>>84333091One of the characters in toy story in da hood?
>>84333088All those fucking hours sunk into getting good at call of duty or whatever that people will never get back. Reach 25 and suddenly you realise you do not give a shit about vidya anymore. Reach 30 and time is so fast now. You fucking realise how much time you wasted getting good at vidya that could have been spent elsewhere.
>>84333088*chuckles warmly*
gettin to that point, lads...
>>84333076trve nerds were too analpained by 'geek culture'....and they were completely right. 'nerd blackface' isn't a bad term for it tbqh. it's like the most surface level stereotypes, and that's the joke: someone said 'this is the worst thing since Batman Forever!' and everyone laughs because it's a reference to a thing.conversely, Spaced had lots of pop culture references, but it's also just a well-made sitcom.
We all here for Friday night total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
>modernity.news/2026/04/08/viral-ad-gets-it-all-wrong/>2+2 equals 4, says Big ZOG Brother
>4*5Fml lol
>>84332987Might be time to downgrade to post it notes or any old rolled up piece of paper. OR foreign notes. I've got lots of small money in foreign cash that is of no use other than a keepsake. I used to use a dollar but it got dirty, now I use post its and chuck them away
>>84333123i was a PC gamer when it came to shooters (mouse + keyboard is better THIS IS KNOWN).and before lobbies and accounts and shit, you weren't 'levelling up' anything, you were just playing games on servers because you felt like playing deathmatch or capture-the-flag one afternoon. you could even just change your name: boom, you're a brand new guy.i totally get why these types of games went the way they did. centralised servers and experience points and whatever else. but man, it feels so quaint now. just hopping on a game to play the game. only Steam games NEEDED an account in the 2000s, which was stupid, but i guess it helped with banning cheaters.
>>84333170Jewish physics innit
>>84333171>downgrade to post it notes instructions unclear, particles of speed now stuck on adhesive strip.
>>84333150Batman Forever isn't even that bad.
I'm a Jew.
>>84333076Honestly, I think that's kind of good. Sheldon Cooper is a caricature of an autistic man, and the entire show exists to poke fun at him for being a spacky retard. That's literally what the show is.It stops being funny when you hear "haha, he's just like you!"
>>84333123>>84333177im 34 and still play vidya though. what else am i gonna do on a friday night alone?
>>84333217read a book, learn a language
>>84333199No you silly sausage, you use the adhesive on the OUTSIDE in order to help the cylinder keep it's shape.
>>84333225>read a bookthey've all got generic stories or are just lame life advice covered up in some pretty words>learn a languagewhy, english is the best language on the planet and unless you plan on moving abroad there's no point.Stop doing things to try to impress others
>>84333225Nah that's really gay mate.
>>84333225>read a book, Books are boring though>learn a languageWhy would I do that when I live in the UK
>>84333237NOW you tell me...
>>84333257NTA but, you could also have ripped it off the post it note. No sticky shit no risk of shit getting stuck to the sticky shit, innit.
was having a scary dream and this started playing:https://vocaroo.com/1czNZzanNc3bam i in trouble lads?
>>84333238>they've all got generic stories or are just lame life advice covered up in some pretty words>Stop doing things to try to impress othersi've fallen out of love with reading, but people do read because they enjoy it, lad. and i swear it just improves your 'semantic' intelligence, like you're exercising a mental muscle.hard to explain, but i flicked through a Kurt Vonnegut novel the other day. loved that shit when i was 14, 20 years later and i genuinely cannot understand the prose. my brain are broken ;__;
Mi bomboclaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
>>84333272i have some nice, 120gsm paper i'll cut into squares. it's like when weed lids need a roach and they look through every last thing.not a HUGE problem, but damn i appreciated how nice those polymer banknotes were. you could even leave them in disinfectant if you were worried that one lad at mate B's might give you one of his various infections.
>>84333287I'm reading Lord of the Rings for the first time and enjoying it. I'd consider Kurt Vonnegut something a pseudo intellectual would be proud of reading though.
Planning to have tug of my willard
>>84333274sounds like schizophrenic word salad, lad:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_saladmight want to get yourself tested. it could be symptomatic of a scary condition they can catch early x
>>84333315naah you are just low iq, try listening to what hes saying and thinking about it
Would still bum Melinda messenger.
>>84333315it's called "switchophrenia" now, they changed the word officially
can people smell if you've had a wank and haven't washed
>>84333330sniff my hand and find out
Whenever I move to a new flat, mice always appear after a few months.
>>84333305>I'd consider Kurt Vonnegut something a pseudo intellectual would be proud of reading though.i have never gotten on with Thomas Pynchon or China Mieville or any of them. but i remember The Sirens of Titan being pretty straightforward, even pretty funny (it clearly inspired The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).now i just can't parse it and it comes off all pretentious: why not just write clear prose? why the meandering stream-of-consciousness shit? but at some point, it WAS crystal clear to me. something has changed on my end.Lord of the Rings, yeah, it's just pleasantly written. i do think it gets into too many asides about the history of the setting but i luv the main adventure. the 1980s BBC Radio dramatisation does a good job if you want an abridged version that sticks to the main characters/plot a bit more (i know that's heresy to some LotR fans, but it strikes a good balance IMO).
>>84333360stop playing your magic pipe every time you move, moron.
Just had one of those Pepsi max tropical cans and oh my God it was fucking awful. One of the worst flavours I've tasted. Would not recommend 0/10
wheres shippy?
>>84333238the only language worth learning for an english speaker is japanese for comics and video games. a lot of good stuff hasn't been translated yet.
How many GCSEs did you get lads? Be honest.
>>84333330>>84333339it's like you people don't wank into kitchen roll #1 then stick kitchen roll #2 on your urethra until the next time you go for a wee.inb4 environmentalists get upset at the concept of flushing kitchen roll down the bog. it's fine.
COHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRNEW VOICES OF THE VOID UPDATEYASSS
>>84333274Had a nightmare the other day in the dream I could hear woman screaming very loudly. Woke me up and I was scared in a cold sweat.
>>84333386I've been meaning to try it
>>84333403hire a man to ring church bells in your room while u sleep to ward off evil spirits
>>84333398I only have one. Maths grade C. Got my BTEC level 3 in computing though.
>>84333405I enjoyed the strawberries and cream ones from last year, the cream soda one was a bit crap. But that new tropical one is fucking shite mate, my fridge is filled with 7 cans that I don't want now.
>>84333386saw these today, and yeah i have been tricked 2-3 times. there's a tropical one, a mango one (both awful), a lime one (not the worst tbqh).Pepsi Max specifically upsets my stomach, makes me belch a horrible metallic taste. not sure what's going on there.anyone tried the cream soda or strawberries & cream ones? i'll admit, they've piqued my interest.
>>84333429Yes mate I went through about 18 cans of the strawberries and cream cans last year and I liked them. The cream soda ones are a bit naff. I'd give the strawberries and cream a 8/10 and the cream soda a 5/10
>>84333274kek>>84333325kekwould strongly recommend these posts
>>843333988.5 A-C, got kicked off the full IT GCSE and had to do the half course, but that doesn't affect my life as a network engineer surprisingly. Have never once MS Access in the real world so can't have been that important.
>>84333422i found this on Wikihow. it's some sound anti-demon logic, i have to say.
>>84333453cheers lad. love strawberries and cream (remember Campinos? corrr). sounds odd in a fizzy drink, though.shall be purchasing some cans next time i can.
anyone else just have really stinky balls? like they always have a specific odour. hard to put my finger on it. a mix of sweat and sourness. thing is, even after showering they can smell a few hours later.
>>84333474Heard a theory as to why you don't often hear church bells ring anymore. Because demons hate the sound that a massive church bell makes.
really comfy thread tonight.sometimes you guys are all right <3
>>84333486>demons hate the sound of the bells>muslims are the first to complain about church bellslollmao, even
>>84333481Barr make a good cream soda. It's a boomer drink that you don't often see anymore sadly. Ginger beer is good as well.
>>84333498NTA but, I see it quite often, I buy some for my mum as she loves it. Old Jamaica do a really nice version, but only seen it a couple of times in sainsbury's world food aisle.
>>843333984 and a half. R.E only counted for half. Maths, English, IT, Food tech. All C's.Good enough qualifications to be a bennymongs on top whack bennies :D
>>84332065>Still live with the mummy and daddy at 34You have posted this several times even as far back enough that it was originally "Me? Live with the mummy and daddy at 33" why do you write it like that? "The" mummy and daddy? There is more than one. Do you think we know the specific people you are talking about? Honestly so stupid.
>>84333484Wondered about this myself actually. No matter how much I try to wash the ball area if I then blow-dry it I'm treated to a waft of musky bollock smell. Nothing can be done about it, there's just a permanent dank smell down there.
That actually makes me angry how you think it's normal to write it like that.
>>84333520Still live with the mummy and daddy at 34 and will be living with the mummy and daddy at 35 x
>>84333532Erm nta but you probably shouldn't let yourself get this worked up about completely meaningless shit. Not good for your blood pressure lad.
>>84333544>the mummy and daddyNot a thing. Nobody else says this. You sound retarded. You are also gay for having a "daddy".
>>84333552ur a paki
>>84333552Going to tell the mummy and the daddy that you were mean to me on the internet and then you'll get backtraced and consequences will never be the same, ya dun goofed
>>843333956 feet under, i put him there
Me? Off bed.Nighty night.
>>84333577off bed half 9?are u daft?have a tom spank and get back on league of legends m8
>>84333577Ok goodnight gramps, don't forget your prune juice and cod liver oil before you go to bed.
>>84333567Having a daddy as a grown man is insane. Sounds like a BDSM situation.
>>84333567>How do I deal with the embarrassment of being on bennies and being 33 living with the mummy and daddy still? I pretty much hide from society. An electrician had to come in my today and I had to hide all my anime figurines out of embarrassment.Howcome you said that in August last year but now you larp you've got a job?
>>84333484Unironically went away when I went from obese to a normal weight. I don't even directly wash my penis anymore (I just let water run over it while I'm showering) and it has no obvious smell.
riling up mongs isn't for everyonebut it is for me
>>84333603Boom. Another larp rumbled. Oh aye.
>>84333484>sweat and sournessBitches love that smell lad, you should be rolling in pussy
>>84333493wouldnt mind a couple of personalities just not trip an name cunts
corrrr Farscape season 2 off to a cracking start. looks like they tweaked the production design a fair bit. better CGI, everything is lit nicer, the prosthetics are a touch more detailed. D'Argo's nose is now actually connected to his face.excited to see what mad and moody adventures these lads, lasses, and plant go on next.
>>84333666star trek for heterosexuals isnt it
>>84333603Well you see I posted the comment you replied to but not any of the other mummy and daddy ones, I only did it because someone seemed very riled up and I wanted to ride the wave a bit. I don't live with my parents, I live in a houseci own with my wife. Hope this helps x
>>84333683>When the UC and PIP go in the bank account on the same day it lush x
Snackington o'clock and I shall feast on not 1 but 2 large sausage rolls.
>>84333641even saying strange things, it's nice that Moni popped in for a bit. sounds like she'll be back tonight too.don't want flame wars for flame wars' sake, mind, but i'm always up for a bit of lively discussion. you can have different posters with different personalities/opinions, and the thread is better for it (unless the response is to activate the Lv. 3 Seethe Shields).where did SeasideZOMBOID go? last update was one month ago. SSM has returned, i think we're ENTITLED to an update.
What was the last book you read lads?
If Moni lived in a Shia Muslim country he would have been stoned to death for trooning out.
>>84333707I'll let you know when I finish the first one
>>84333717The Very Hungry Caterpillar, surely.
Wonder what Ruth is getting up to tonight
>>84333707East of eden by John Steinbeck last weekend, currently reading the count of monte cristo by Alex Dumas. Normally I read sci-fi slop but I'm on a classics tip at the moment, I like books.
>>84333707lord of the rings
>>84333703>even saying strange things, it's nice that Moni popped in for a bit.He literally posts nothing at all except how much he hates white Brits and assorted drivel about Pakistan because he has no personality outside of being brown. That was the context of what he posted today it's always about some desert shithole thing. This isn't a gimmick either he is the same on discord. That's "nice" to you?
Any lads here read Project Hail Mary? Worth a read?
>>84333722Spot the dog. I thought I'd start with one of the classics
Iran officially recognizes transgender individuals following a 1980s fatwa, allowing legal gender reassignment surgery and documentation changes.
>>84333714He has never been a real tranny. He happened to use the internet at the same time as the fashionable tranny wave and he got swept up because he's an impressionable low iq brown sex offender.
>>84333305Vonnegut is basically just Douglass Adams but better. It's not particularly heavy reading.
>>84333683You've been rumbled big lad. Better luck next time.
>>84333398everyone gets the same amount, don't they?
>>84333749There you go thinking you know what other people are because you're confused by your own sex and gender.
>>84333674there's been a homosex-deflection and a lesbo-deflection so far. just some fun space alien laffs.feels almost quaint now but it hits a nice sweet spot. it DOES have badass warrior girl, but she's also now in mother mode. almost like she's a woman.i would actually trust these writers to just have a gay green alien without pretending homosexuality is some mystical 'queer theory' wank.
He finks he's smart because he's got GCEes. What a plonker.
>>84333707read or finished?Last book I finished was A Wizard of Earthsea.I'm literally always starting books, and not finishing them. I still have Moby Dick on the backburner.
>>84333724Unprotected drunk shagging with William and that is lush
>>84333765I know Amer is not transgender. He's a grim perverted little man.
DVDmong who is also Turkmong and who is also spammong is back with this gimmick larps and thread dollies drama
sean could be a cute tranny
>>84333703Still waiting on examples of these epic Moni posts lad show me what I'm missing?
I am new here.
>>84333707Forgotten Realms' Cyclopedia of the Realms (for AD&D 1E).there was this really great setting for old-school D&D called Dolmenwood, but the author made every possible bad decision (one book became two, then three, then it was Disneyfied, and turned into its own game).nice to read some classic D&D stuff, simpler times x
>>84333703Or is it not the content so much as you just feel good when there's racist sex offenders around? Please confirm
mr lover lover i said mr lover lver
>>84333818>mr lover lover i said mr lover lverShabba
>>84333813You'll fit right in if you're a nonce?
>>84333814reminds me, I've got to start on those Michael Moorecock books
>>84333736FWIW i called Moni racist earlier. but it's probably joke-that's-not-entirely-a-joke racism, just nonsense about white people with vicious dogs.>>84333811there aren't any, really. Moni CAN go full seethe mode from time to time, and i've gotten into some arguments, i must admit.we're not at that point yet. it's just a bit novel right now innit, like if mihai came back and posted spacey drivel.
They call me Mr lova lova lova
Remember when we used to say, ain't always gonna be this wayFrom lemonade to alize, its all gravy, baby.https://youtu.be/HV9VzsXCFh4Proper CHOON
>>84333836Not really the same as mihai. Amer quite literally does not post anything except racism and creepy sex shit. That's not an exaggeration at all. Just found it odd that's "nice" to you but there you go.
Remember there's no proof that's really Moni at all.
>spent all my bennies on good pc>ai gen porn on bennies moneylovely
>>84333863>Just found it odd that's "nice" to you but there you go.you're right it probably says more about me than anything. although the bizarre BRITAIN NEEDS SOUTH ASIAN SUPREMACY NOW shit is at least a change of pace from HHL's sameseething every 2-3 nights.maybe that's just the level of posting quality i've come to expect. i like it any time someone posts a photo of a beach or the plants they're growing. just nice to see what lids are up to, y'know?
you pay for my bargain buckets and don't you forget it
>>84333876What are you running on your rig lad?
Another belter of a chooonhttps://youtu.be/VpvyG2NrS1Y
I do not use porn. I use my imagination to masturbate to the thought of me having sex with a 10/10 qt, in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
R-R-RAY VON!
Just spaffed to the gf mex
I met this girl on MondayTook her for a drink on TuesdayWe were making love by WednesdayAnd on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday
>>84333898you'd better follow through with a complete imaginary saga of raising that baby to adulthood. otherwise you've just-as-well as aborted that poor mind-child :(((
I masturbate to ASMR videos
>>843338915070 Ti & 9800X3D with 32gb of ramthank god i bought the ram before the hike
Re-e-wind when the crowd say bo selectaRe-e-e-e-e-e-wind when the crowd say bo selecta-taRe-e-wind when the crowd say bo selectaRe-e-e-e-e-e-wind when the crowd say bo, bo, boRe-e-windWhen the crowd say bo selectaRe-e-e-e-e-wind whent he crowd say bo selecta-taRe-re-e-wind when the crowd say bo selectaRe-e-e-e-e-e-windThis goes out to all the DJsEh, yeahEh, eh, yeah (yeah) [x3]Eh, yeahEh (yeah)
>>84333913ASMR is so cringe
>>84333907ohh i know this one. Monday is the name of the horse?
>>84333913We know you do little lad.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_MurmurSkitzoGODS were right all along innitWrap all your shit in tin foil, it's the only way to be sure
>>84333919delight
Bed is calling me
>>84333932>he seen that 1 instagram/youtube shortlole>>84333942no?
>>84333707Artemis, it wasn't all that good, currently reading Project Hail Mary and dear god he dialled the quips up to 11.
what does sex feel like lads?
https://youtu.be/73nSppNI7gw>roided out of his mind
pongy mong
>>84333964it comes out when u do it
>>84333932i remember lids buying RFID-shielding wallets 10+ years ago.you do just have a tracking computer in your pocket, sending and receiving data. if the FBI/CIA snuck a backdoor into Android, i bet it's in LineageOS and all the rest. not even OpenBSD is safe (former FBI employee confirmed this).
>>84333964physically quite nice. psychologically, it's a neurotic struggle between wondering what to do and say, when to coom (if you can at all).overall, i say it's not worth it. the sourest of grapes.
>>84333916That's a good rig de lid must have took a while to save up for it.
>>84333926Jen is the perfect wife appearance and personality wise
Rewarched MDE World Peace. Still pretty funny even if I hate Sam Hyde
>>84334019sum of that under the table wonga from odd jobs here there lid
on my fourth can of Relentless, me.teeth stopped hurting after a few bowls of oats yesterday. so why not, eh?
demolished a salad bowl of corn flakes mmm x
>>84334091my normal bowls of oats? Wilko Functional cereal bowls, lad.that anon was right: you need to expand your bowl collection.
>>84334046are u a poof?
https://www.derekyu.com/tigs/assemblee/>'have some graphics to make indie games'>half the image hosts have gone down>others have added watermarks>even CC-licensed resources are lost to timeOrwellian. Nietzschean, even.
What the fuck was his problem?https://vocaroo.com/16KJh0rg8s5l
got some sick 'mons. cba to train them up to battle Green, with her level 96 lads.Polished Crystal uses the later gen mechanics. do Rare Candies level up stats normally? back in the day, word was they bump up a Pokemon's level but not its stats (or not as much as grinding).
wish i was a cool 80's guya cool moody 80's guy who gives a fuck about nothing
>>84334225Using rare candies does level up their stats but not as much as if you trained them on other Pokemon, all pokemon killed in battle add little points into attack defence, special attack ect and the cap is 65550. You almost get to the 65550 cap by training your Pokemon naturally to 100 but you can still increase the stat score after level 100. It will take a while to get those 6 to level 100 though, it's up to you what you want to do. If you're playing on emulator you can always speed up the training.
>>84334266every aspect of 80s cool has been mined by different nostalgic/revivalist factions.that said, if you master not-giving-a-fuck, maybe you can pull it off, Brian
>>84334225Give Entei >Solar beam>Sunny day>Fire blast >Return Raikou>Crunch>Thunderbolt>Iron tail>ReturnSuicune>Surf>Ice beam>Mirror coat>ReturnCelibi>Psychic>Giga drain>Ancient power >Shadow ballMewtwo >Recover>Psychic>Thunderbolt>Ice BeamMew>Swords dance>Body slam>Earthquake>Softboiled
>>84334293wish i was fashionably Irish, and wore sunglasses
>>84334271cheers lad. avoiding speed-ups (and save states) just out of self-imposed rules. quite happy to reset and load saves, though.NONE of my main level 80+ guys will accept ANY vitamins, even the stats they suck at. i think the game is set so that every legendary, trade 'mon, etc. has its hidden ability and perfect IVs.been using that Amulet Coin every battle i can, so i'm rolling in cash. the game has added a dodgy vendor that sells 'Exp. Candy' which just gives exp. but the lore implication is that it's dodgy contraband. don't want to support cross-region gangs, me.
>>84334316corrr based moveset knower. sounds good, and i can see how these would work well together. i can set this up no problem.that said, i need a Pokemon that can LEARN Fly (it doesn't actually have to know the move, really nice compromise in this hack), just so i can get around.i have Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres, Lugia and Ho-Oh. which should i swap out and what should i teach it?
sorry for the PokeHijack me lids.alternative topic:which 2hu is your favourite?
>>84334482patchouli, lad
>>84334370Ah I see fair enough, when I train my Pokemon to level 100 I use Stadium 1 and 2. If your Pokemon cannot accept anymore vitamins then their stat points are all maxed out so if you did use rare candies it would level them up as well as their stats because they have that stat points in all 6 stats. >>84334406Oh definitely swap out the 3 legendary dogs for zapdos, ho oh and lugia they are way better pokemon. The 3 beasts are quite underwhelming to be honest. I'm going off on the original Crystal, but in the Rom hack your playing there might be better moves. Zapdos>Thunderbolt >Drill peck>Steel wing>return/hyper beam or double edge Ho-oh>Sacred fire>Recover>Thunderbolt>earthquake Lugia >Surf>Psychic >Aeroblast>Recover
whats everyone up to?
>>84334540waiting for the artemis 2 splashdown
>>84334540Just ate a full jar of pickles dipped in with hummus, it's my new favourite food.
>>84334533>I'm going off on the original Crystal, but in the Rom hack your playing there might be better moves. they've mixed things up a little bit, but that loadout seems solid enough.just assumed it might be a bad idea to have half my team with Flying type but screw it i'm throwing caution to the wind, birds it is. the post-game stuff seems very 'for competitive players' tier.>Recoverwhy this, laddington? was getting my cheeky heals with Gengar/Politoed's Hypnosis + Dream Eater/Giga Drain. i guarantee every Ground-type Pokemon in this game will have one Rock-type move that's super effective, the devs are two steps ahead ;_;
imagine if this became normal, lads.
>>84334634naw lets no dae that
apparently the atoms of the food you eat can stay in your body for up to 10 years so part of me might be the peanut butter sandwiches i used to have every day back in 2015
>reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1sg8unh/stay_away_for_siargao_philippines_at_all_costs/>it's like using nuclear weapons against a toddlerKek'd ngl
>>84334667what was all that shite about chewing gum staying in your system for 7 years or whatever?we've all swallowed coins and pooed them out. daft that anyone ever believed chuddy would stick in there.
>>84334654corrr Mike Stoklasa, i'm quite the fan (and i'm white, so please don't hurt me)
>>84334691>we've all swallowed coins and pooed them out
>>84334698CORRRRRRRRRRRRR BLOOOOODYDYYYY GEKKKKKLLLLLYOU BETTAH NOT BE DOIN NOFFIN
>Hibiki-san, visit Utsugi-sensei's lab and choose between Waninoko, Hinoarashi, or Chikori-Ta, then make your way to Yoshino-shiti*!>(TL NOTE: 'shiti' means 'city')very glad these games were localised before weeaboos got their deranged influence over official translations, it must be said.
mates im in fucking stitches after thisthis has got to be fakedo yanks really???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDtumuBZgIseven did a wee doodle fir it like
>bloated phone apps>'lite' versions for the Indian market>(lower file size, fewer unnecessary features, no ads, etc.)>India gets high-speed internet access>all the apps have been discontinued and no longer workreeeeeeee
mornin' mr freeman looks like your in the barrel today
>>84334614Recover for self healing in battle, If a Pokemon learns recover I usually always teach it that they are practically invincible with it.
artemis 2 coming back to earth if anyone cares https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c3dlnzv5r71t#player
>>84334763>even did a wee doodle fir it likei like you, Scottish lad.found this video without commentary (just how i wanted to watch it tbqh). have the journos found out what was going on here? did he lose his temper because pretending to be Mr Dresden Files didn't go according to his 'script'?everyone's so angry now. the fedora trenchcoat lads used to be heroes like this gentleman:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF2P-hLAZZ4
>>84334842>missed the splashdown by 2 minutes
>>84334873can't find much info on it outside of the meme shite right now. might be a police report appearing in a few weeks. might've been talking to a lassie and she said her da was mean to her so fedora maxxing fella came to save herwheyyyy, Artemis II just splashed downsafe landing, nice>>84334918https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuOHMp0A ya can rewind it, no the same but eh, still cool
>>84334918you can just drag back the progress bar. you didnt miss much it all went to plan
>>84334919>might've been talking to a lassie and she said her da was mean to her so fedora maxxing fella came to save heri've never read The Dresden Files, is this a thing from the books and he was having some kind of episode?otherwise yeah i'm guessing some weird saviour thing is going on here, maybe a girl he was chatting to online. pure speculation though.nice to see Artemis II was a success. return to the Moon's surface when???
might start dressing like Vash the Stampede or Vincent Valentine. change my name to something like Cerebus Darkheart.then those teenage bullies won't call me mean names any more. they wouldn't DARE >:)
thumbs up if you are a battyboy
>now have enough hair for a Linux-user ponytail
>>84335034Just want him back not rite what they did to him
>old.reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1sh4bh1/amanda_ungaro_is_burning_it_to_the_ground_on/The kino of are timeIs it not
>>84335101is he perma banned again
>>84335101>>84335128he did say some rather nasty things. forgot what it was, but it was another threat of VIOLENCE.obviously an idle threat, 'die in a fire' type stuff, but he was in need of a time out. it's for his own good.
>>84335128Another 30 day ban, he just got over another 30 day ban previously. Not looking good at Allen towers.
Boiled Onions!
>>84335205didn't he get a year pass?pretty rough to think you can't use a service for 1/12th of what you've paid for.
>>84335234second worst smelling B.O.
>>84335246And what is first? Speciality Meat?
>stop snacking and eating 2 meals a day + a small lunch>eat 1 meal a day>small breakfast (coffee, banana, apple)>gain weight?how
>>84335263Body Odour, it was a clever joke ;_;although the worst smell ever is that surstromming. i couldn't even try some, the smell alone made me retch.
>>84335281apples have nk calories and no nutrition.apple defenders wi point out it has a tiny amount of fibre, fine. but it's mostly water and sugar. calculate your resting metabolic rate or whatever it's called, then plug your food into My Fitness Pal or summat. also consider water weight (i am usually on many cans of pop a day, even when i don't eat.)
>>84335298>nk caloriespls no mongboy.jpgi am on them tramadols i know not what i say.
just buzzed my eyebrows classic SSM style.set the clippers too short, didn't i. should've gone with 5 rather than 3. oh well.
>>84335240You loose it if you get banned
>>84335101Better without his constant drivel tbqhwy
>>84335408are you telling porkies? i remember they said this WOULDN'T be the case when they were introduced.seems like an obvious thing to do for a oermabans though. same with session cookies. it's that ban evader sneaking back on? B&!
Peng London scran.
>>84335633literally Chatham House certified goyslop.
>>84335633what is 'liquor' in this context?
should be prepping overnight oats for tomorrow, shouldn't i.too comfy though.
>>84335723whats your overnight oats recipeMines 200g greek yogurt blended with a tablespoon of chia seeds, 1 banana, little honey honey, little milk if it's too thick then reblend then mix in 50g of quakers oats inbosh
>>84335706>liquormate, wtf is the pie?? that thing on the right is no a pie, that's a fkn tattie roll
Spaffed for a 3rd time just now meOff to beddinghams now X
>>84335706Steel Reserve
>>84335845u gotta stop that, too much isnt healthyi can promise u that as someone who used to spaff it like 5-8 times a day
Space is fake
wanking to fat trannies again aren't i
>>84335706Watery mushy peas.
Had a dream about getting a 4chan pass and posting stuff that got me banned less than 48 hours later. Bit far fetched desu. Cannot see how someone could be that idiotic.
Gonna drive out to Widemouth Bay in Cornwall.
>>84336651You ever go beach combing?
AVON CALLING
>>84335770Nta but that sounds unnecessarily complex. I do oats and chia seeds and sunflower seeds, yoghurt if I've got it or just milk otherwise, bit of honey, spoon of peanut butter and blueberries. But I don't blend any of it, just stick it all in a jar, give it a good mix around and leave.
wake up britfeel, it's caturday
Woohoo, only gone and won on the lottery.Milkybras are on me.
>>84336919No image of a cat?
parkrun done de lads
>>84336930>No image of a cat?that would have made sense
Boys, we have work to do.>>84335608
>>84336935Nice, and your 3rd fastest time.>>84336948Have another.
>>84336919Morning, mate. I am awake and wish I were dead. More accurately, I'm on day 2 of no sleep.Garn gets me a name and trip and change it daily as I progress through no sleep April or (NSA) for short. How are you? What are you up to today?We had best get another season of Alien Earth, or I'll kick off.
>>84336997NTA but, why aren't you sleeping? Excited about hearing of the bluehammer zero day on windows?Didn't get to go on my PC at my mum's, was just in mongmode, quite pooped out. Should be back at mine tonight so will message see if you want a chat
>brits must prepare for warThey are going to fucking hate me when i eventually do pic rel trying to race the army rigs corr
>>84336997Fuck off nonce creep
>>84336997Is that a dig at HHL?
>>84337026We have>70000 troops>1 tank>3 "armoured" lorries>our RAF bombers are pigeons with a stick of dynamite strapped to a leg>luckily we have all the dinghies collected so our navy is quite stronk, as long as the enemy doesn't have sharp weapons We're not going to war.
Going past Banbury aint I
>>84337095I don't think we have a choice if Iran decides to take us out.
The Beast of Banbury
>>84337110It's about Russia, not Iran
>>84336927Do you think lottery numbers? Derren Brown think they are not
>>84337012>bluehammer zero dayHahaha, yeah, it is kinda funny to us *NIX lads. I'm going to get two strawberry daiquiri drinks to have with my nighttime meds. I'll be well up for a natter later if you're about.>>84337081Emulating my hero, if that's alright with you?
>a slim but large breasted 25 year old white woman wearing a red one piece swimsuit and bunny ears on her arms, pushing a pram with a smiling child that is on fire and is armed with swords, and she is holding a large sign that says "HAVE YOU HAD YOUR REGULAR MORNING POO TODAY?", in the background there is an overweight man wearing a large badge that says "MARK",m dancing on a stack of sausages, and this all is happening at the seaside but instead of the sky there is the word "BRITFEEL" repeated like wallpaper
>>84337203He was a good apprentice of mine.
>>84337219>that wheel though
helpernonce the uk mongboy
Morning de lads (just)
>>84336791nah just toss it in blender then mix oats in, bosh done.I did try mines with peanut butter once but even the smallest amount of peanut butter makes it only taste like peanut butter
>>84337219next think governmenet tell us to stop doing i bet"ooooHHHhhhh stop daily pooping!!!! it's bad fut da en vyro menttt!!!"
>>84337219pram only has 3 wheels
>>84337219Looks like AI ngl
>>84337367No I drew it.
>>84337026>brits must prepare for warWell, I mean, obviously?? Literally every country "prepares for war". That's what countries do. We also "prepare for alien invasions" and other irrelevant shit
Which IPTV service do you lads use? also how much can I expect to pay?
>>84337405Yeah lad ww3 is just some other irrelevant shit you fuckin spastic lmao
>>84337419google, it's free
Unironically seems like a really bad idea in the current year. You can't even bash people over the heads with patriotism anymore>dude, die for Starmer. He loves you!I mean, lol. Lmao, even.
stoat maximalism
>>84337420>ww32 more weeks yeah?
>>84337471yes lad, i see you also have the insider knowledge
>>84337420who r we fighting lad
feel like toucans ought to be native here
My tail bone hurts
nipping round to sandras to use her wi-fi
Garn neck this bacon on toast and kill zombies on Days Gone.
Me? Thinking quite deeply about what it would be like to take the chunky lass on the right home to our Barratt home, spread her over the coffee table and share her with the lads until she has gobs of spunk dripping out of her when we're finished with her.
>>84337503Pull the bone out immediately. There shouldn't even be one in there, desu.
>>84337518Would probably be quite fun that I would expect.
>>84337511Got a touch of insomnia lad?
Grand national today wonder how many horses will be turned into sausage rolls today. And I wonder how much mark will be betting on the horses.
>bought s24 on black friday sale November 2024Think its about time i finally start using the thing kek Been keeping the battery topped up to 80% through out the entire time Finally decided today was the day and ive got 25 minutes left before its all sortedNo idea why ive put this off for over a year at this point , old s9 is cooked, charger fucked, battery fucked, screen cracked etc, but its been loyal as fuck tbqh
>>84337557Got 24p on Firefox to win.
>>84337557corr the horse racing slags or something else tbqfhThat look of class coupled with low IQ drunken stacey with massive milkers is LUSH
posting and drinking because I can control my emotions x
Lollers' guilty conscience won't let him sleep
Friends birthday tonight but I'm too sick to go, need to watch a comfort film and eat something from the beige buffet. Feel weak and pathetic.
>>84337550Yeah, mate. It's doing me in. >>84337618What are you drinking?>>84337622Hyper self-awareness, anxiety and my heightened perception of 'threats' are keeping me awake. Mr Armchair Psychologist.
>>84337643Get a bag in de lads, would sort you out pronto
>>84337653Can't lad, I'm toning it down on the bags. Was considering getting some k and monging out but it's really not good for me in my current state. Fairly sure overdoing the drugs last weekend has contributed to my weakened immune system.
>>84337596Love horse racing dolly birds. Well filthy and that.
Ur so cool if you do drugsNot rly ur smooth brane simpleton
>>84337649Tell you what lad, only thing that's managed to help me other than proper narcotics when I've had this is this particular product. It's a bit pricey but it does help when I wake at 4am with the fear https://drink-trip.com/products/dream-drops-cbd-oil
>>84337649I had it about a year ago it was absolute hell, that's when they first gave me promethazine. Went to bed tired and woke up 3 hours later and was awake then for 15 hours, it was like my brain was super charged with a massive battery that wouldn't allow me to be tried. Try contact your GP if it gets any worse mate or look for some over the counter sleep aids. it's the only thing you can do unfortunately.
>>84337649Why won't you go on the benzos?
Ooh I bet it's like being a child on Christmas morning for our Mark today. All that cash withdrawn so he can blow it all at the bookies. It's going to be lush and when I say lush I mean LUSH.
Remember when paedolad reckoned he could get high off them high street CBD gummieskekking
>>84336997im alright, had a week and a half off work, got a new shed so been putting that together and painting it, hope your sleep improves dudealien earth 2 confirmed for prob next year, peter dinklage is gonna be in it apparently
>>84337673Yep.*goes for a spliff*
>>84337709Ooh yeah might have a spliff myself actually. The actual smoking is tough with the sickness but the distraction is usually worth it.
Just seen that video where that weirdo freak has a psychotic breakdown over wanting to see somebody's daughter. If I was the father in that situation id open the door and shoot him with a double barrel shotgun point blank in the face. Zero tolerance. What the fuck is this guys problem.
>>84337737>if I was the father in that situation id open the door and shoot him with a double barrel shotgun point blank in the face.You'd be cowering behind the door big man.
Ebin's soft hands
>>84337710>smoking is tough with the sicknessWhat ails you lad?
>>84337740Over this nerd? You're joking right? Even here in the UK I'd hit the cunt with a lump hammer. Leather face style.
new chudjak just dropped
>>84337765bro looks like a Simpsons
>>84337765those eyebrows lol
>>84337758It's an odd one, bit of a sore throat, congestion in the head and general malaise and fatigue. Not really coughing or sneezing but I'm fucked. Wonder if it might be some sort of COVID variant as it's a bit weird. Nothing major just feeling a bit shitty you know?
>>84337765what's the story behind this?keep seeing it
>>84337770Millhouse had a rough transition into adulthood.
Anybody minted here?
>>84337781A nice spliff and relax could help. Not felt ill for a good few years, so expecting something to get me this year.
>>84337838DVDlad is his collection is massive, shame he's not posting here anymore.
>>84337847Weird how he and Ruthmong stopped posting at the same time
slept for about five hours. still buzzin from those Relentlesses yesterday, i reckon.
>>84337838Yeah, full whack bennies & PIP which all gets withdrawn day by day to buy GOLD which I keep stored as an investment. I work cash in hand as a roofer 2/3 days a week which I use to keep me a float.
>>84337888Krugerrandmaxxing de lid? You know that's illegal. If the DWP find out you'll be in a world of shit.
>>84337888Physical gold?
who has a bet on for the grand national?who have you got?Iroko all the way
>>84337888Based as fuck. I'm a regular wageslave but absolutely support this type of balls to the wall fraud. Get in there lid
>>84337895i bet on panic attack
>>84337737see the drawin lid >>84334763
carer abdul can you go on airplane mode for a sec ppp...pplease I need a new IP again
>>84337890>If the DWP find out you'll be in a world of shit.They won't find out, i've been doing this since before covid. But I do appreciate the concern.>>84337892Yes. If I bought it online or with card then theres more paperwork involved. You can't have over 6k worth of savings as a bennymong AFAIK. Gold = Savings.
>tfw saw people have angry/mental/violent breakdowns once a week when i used to go outsidepeople do film, so it's pretty mad what goes 'viral'. if a posho has a Ring doorbell, they'll post the video online. everyone joins in with how cringe and horrid the uncouth incel is. that doesn't happen to us working-class people filming on our Honor X5c.
>>84337910seemed to be a few people putting that on today
>>84337937You keep it in your home? What's your address?
>>84337937Not telling you how to live your life but if you can work as a roofer why not work full time and go clean? There's a chance you will get caught it's not a matter of if but when.
On the jars now BIG TIME oh its saturday no work for me today, no work for me tomorrow, it lush 4x4
put your gold in a burlap sack with stones at the bottom. take out 400g of contents insurance for 150g worth of gold. report it stolen a month later.easy way to become a millionaire, this.
>>84337992idk lad sounds like insurance fraud to me
>>84337937you already know lads are reporting these posts.register as self-employed and report your capital, you tit.
>>84337992Make sure it has a massive black dollar sign or the word "SWAG" written on it and wear a black and white pinstripe outfit as well while you're doing it. Dress for the job that you want, might as well.
>>84337997trick is, you don't SAY it was stones. insurer won't check.>oh aye, that's my burlap sack with gold in it. it's all in there.and he'll just shot it on the scales.wasn't you who said it was ALL bullion, was it? legal concept called 'plausihle deniability', means you can't be held responsible even if there's a crime.
Me? I keep my savings in monero. The government will never find out.
>>84338001have any lads dressed as a cartoon burglar for Halloween, then actually burgled?they would just get away with it, really.
>>84338017if you're that lad who chucked me 20 quid in XMR last year, cheers friend x
>>84338030Lol I am, hope you spent it wisely.
>>84338021Only dress up as a turd burglar me, and not just for Halloween
4 jars deep already need to pace myself (or get a bag)
>>84338000They got you working on the weekends now at the DWP? You'll never catch me :) No matter how many wagies you get in over the weekend to pick up the slack.>>84337966Because I enjoy doing fuck all for the rest of the week. I am still a neet nerd at heart.>>84337957Won't be saying. Not the best place to keep valuables though, not where I am, anyway.
>>84338045get them down ya ladwarage always open x
just cracked my shoulder, could have easily died
>>84338094in your 30s, lad?>mfw tripping over is now, potentially, 'a fall'
>>84338101>in your 30s, lad?im well into my 30s now lad, got things cracking left, right and centre
>>84337807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_LiD1fGDQ
>>84338112lol cheers
>>84337992Why not do that, but keep the gold and put more stones in?
bossman just called, needs me to come in tomorrow, it over x
>>84338151On a Sunday? Fuckin hell tell him to do one.
>>84338130there's morehttps://www.reddit.com/r/Cr1TiKaL/comments/1shze67/more_video_from_the_reddit_mod_freaks_out_at/
>>84338152another lad pulled a sickie, i have no choice
smoked meat
>>84337895Iroko for 10 to win. $1 exacta box; Firefox, Iroko, and Jagwar.
might start eating nutri grains again
just remembered I had a dream last night where someone offered up a bucket of sea slugs for me to eat.
>>84338173On grand national day how convenient.
>>84338198brian from HHL's spacker home?
>>84338218no, that was a different brian
spoons fred for a friday afternoon x>>84338228>>84338228>>84338228
>>84338232That's what Brian would say, desu.
>>84338233It Saturday tho.
