Barr edish
>>84374117Bit better I guess, but still shite
Slightly better, at least it's somewhat British themed.
paedo battyman edish
He's posting about Sean yet again Kekking
>>84374117>Barr edishthank you!
d..don't p...post pppproof o...of mmmmme bb...being a...a...a nnnnnonce
He's a nonce, he brought it on himself
>>84374148Fuck up paedo. You and your nonce idol are the absolute scum of the earth.
Can't stand you fucking pansies just fucking whining all day. Either nut up or shut up, simple as.
>>84374128ur shite m8leave us alone if u have no nice words
Sean is a famous heterosexual who is attracted to adult women.
>>84374169>waa waa waaGo touch some grass and rejoin us when you have calmed down.
>>84374173all three statements you just made are false
Kek been just working my way down the posts in the last thread and replying to people without realising we'd moved on. It's alright there's nothing to be done about it.
Feel like shandyade is unnecessary, it's just shandy already unless you're adding more -ade to it. Guess they wanted it to fit in with the branding, not my idea of a good time thougheverbeit
>>84374201i made a second barr drinks edition and had to deleate it, what a palaver
>>84374206Should be pineappleade, gingerade, creamade. No bloody consistency.
>>84374181You've done him there lad ha ha ha
>>84374206still though i would like to try it>>84374213cream soda is its own established thing
It's been a tough week at work. I can't wait to have my dinner and a wank tonight.
its raining so im off for my walk see you in a bit
>>84374225Please specify:- Dindins type / variety- Wankytime materials
>>84374230Cheers pal stay safe x
>>84374209you and OP here didn't bicker tho so we thank you
>>84374222Cream soda can get tae fuck I don't like it. Utterly devastated when I found out the butterbeer at the harry potter tourism places is just cream soda died to look like beer.
The good lads are offering the mongs a ceasefire agreement for the current thread.
Necking this VK then garn maccies for that double Double Sausage and Egg McMuffi. It Friday x
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1776382992389982.jpgShe looks British and those tits look like a lot of fun too.
>>84374256You can't get a sausage and egg mcmuffin at this time you absolute fucking melt.
>>84374236I'm going to make homemade spicy chipotle chicken wraps, and eat about 4 of them.I will wank to slim adult European women with nice tummies.
Nonce: apparently still banned.Mongs: considering ceasefire.Good Lads: vibing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NluFOGf-IA
>>84374257Does look British, known several girls that look very similar. I don't like the tits though, too sad and downwards pointing.
>>84374268Very nice on both. Best wishes de lad x
Lets get some proper fucking choonz on the go. None of that OST bollocks. Just fucking vibes. https://youtu.be/rOnxmiaUQK0
>>84374256I don't think they serve the breakfast menu at this time lad.
>>84374273Nothing a good oiling up wouldn't fix though. Nice floppers on a low self esteem girl. See also 'Trinity UK' from porn history.
>>84374270Corr felt that aura pulse just now lad
>>84374283Seconded.RIP Eamon Liquid.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i04xP4yWisM
>>84374255>>84374270Who are the good lads and who are the mongs in this case?
>>84374286Fair point, certainly wouldn't not shag her just for that
Wht for tea mamammy
>>84374288Best wishes for your weekend ahead, king x
>>84374283https://youtu.be/V3qUoiwr5kQ
>>84374297This is an exercise for the reader, in the interests of efficiency and poster empowerment.
Really want to a gf to put on a drindl and let me arsefuck her in the woods classic trad style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diK6rCWtzkE
>>84374291Just vibes proper choon this one
>>84374315>drindldirndl sir
>>84374315>picrelphwoar
Oldie but gold xhttps://youtu.be/Yw_sJifUYgM
For me personally, I think diddling kids is wrong and it's no good diddling kids. Just my opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9dsrmGG4_o
back from rain walk. the smell of fresh rain mixed with the summer flowers was great, i also saw a young woman with a sainsburys bag on her head lol
https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI
>>84374355Corrrrrrrrr inclusive network gaming, we don't get that anymore do we, not on console, anyway.
>>84374352How young?Smells like nonce in here
>>8437439320's but she was quite short
>>84374393I have looked at the breasts and buttocks of 15-16 year old girls wearing tight clothing at the supermarket. That's not against the law and nothing wrong with it. It's just human, all men will.
i wanted that nice anon's album sleeve artwork in higher resolution.1595x800 might not seem like much, but this is the best i could find of the original artwork (not a scan). it comes from a music magazine site (Dazed Digital) so i'm guessing it's properly licensed. just had to tinker with the URL to get the source image, didn't i? not like Les Edward's own site, where the 'zoom' just scales up the low-res image (shameful innit).to some, this is a success story. but to me, it's how i found out Discogs now intentionally hoards + obfuscates the higher resolution version of images. there used to be a workaround but they've fixed it ;__;not rite. not rite at all.
Little lad obsessed with calling others "nonces" sounds like a lot of projecting going on there lad. Tell us what's really on your mind.
>>84374337Yeah that's got the old blood pumping
any tec lads in? i have a usb flash drive that my computer isnt recognising what can i do about that
>>84374430Fuck up projecting paedo.
>>84374301Am havin a fish....honestly am rly craving chips an gravy though..ill have that tomoz Wbu?>>84374117Limeade raspberry is rhe best one.And Barrs red kola......
There he is calling others pedoGot himKekking
>>84374411Sad pathetic paedomong.
>>84374469>Sad pathetic paedomong.Speak for yourself
>>84374467>t..t..there h..he is cccccc..calling o..others pppppppppppppedo>g...go..got him>kk...k..kekking
>e-everybody does it You wish paedomong
He just can't help himself can he? Kekking
Oh and there he is againGot the (You)s flowing like fine wine Kekking
>>84374283https://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
you know, for how perfectionist private trackers were about Exact Audio Copy FLACs with spectrograms and whatnot, it's strange they were fine with>and here's a piccy of the album cover from the scanner at work.
mong talking to himself like a sad cunt ha ha
I say jump and pedomong seether says how high? Kekking
>>84374504Got no mates, nothing else to be doing on a friday night, just yapping to himself.
>>84374283Love this, usually play is when I eat a wispa GOLD x https://youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc
>>84374530*it when, but I'll mongboy myself x
little lad got exposed in the last thread now he's having a meltdown hehe
>>84374542Whomst are you referring to big man? Only meltdown I'm seeing is from you.
>>84373930hahahaahahahahah
Uh oh massive melty incomingKekking
>>84374138d...do..don't ttttake m...me ppp...phone oo...officer ooo...oh aaa...aye ha ha
>HEY YOU PEDO >No you pedo>PEDO!!!1 >PEDO HES A PEDO!!! >NO YOU!He did this for 6 hours Kekking
>>84374551What're you doing away from brit you little minx
>>84374270Ceasefire accepted from the mongs
>>84374542Mental gymnastics mong trying his very hardest to divert attention away from the beast of bude & long neck mong.
He's changed his little gay madonna music posts to something else now because I called him out on it Kekking
>>84374457Butter chicken curry for me. Enjoy the fish la
can never keep up with who is who in these exchanges of seethe
>>84374613I think it's the same mong, monging out to themselves for a bit of attention x
>a..a..am t..try.trying to..a..a..act tough ..on..o..on..b..bbbb.bb..britfeel. h..h..h..here..here's me list..listening to..o..to..mad..Madonna.. Kekking
>>84374627What's wrong with listening to Madonna?
had some microwave eggs but its was a bit runny and now im worried about salmonella
>>84374632It's gay as fuck
>>84374632Madonna has some absolute bangers, but 'Into The Groove' is not one of them. painfully average song.
>>84374657frozen was my fav i think it was about 2pac
>>84374648It is subjective. One persons rubbish is another mans gold. I don't mind a bit of Madonna myself, Male, 34, Married (to a woman). I wouldn't consider myself gay?
>>84374230Blue skys where i live x
>>84374627>>84374608>>84374575>>84374565>>84374487>>84374482Just got back seethelad, you been seething away for the last 30 minutes without me? Bad form.
My old spice gel deodorant is On club card price again 3.30 down from 5 quid.Last clubcard price was 2.50....I rememebr wjen clubcard price era was banging at the start now its like a few quid here an there.....My mam said aye "aye thats what they do" shes been around >>84374632Fir me the freaky ahh kabbala shizz but apart frm that her tunes is alright https://youtu.be/rSaC-YbSDpo
I wis listening tl her song from die another day the 007 film Lol. I seen that I the pictures when it came out lol.But I mind when Chris Cornell casino royale song came out ppl said its bad now its made out like its one of the best ones (I think it's quite good but took a while to grow)
>>84374632Nothing, her tunes aren't bad at all>>84374682>the freaky ahh kabbala shizzNot a massive fan of that one bit. I notice a lot of demonic stuff in music videos, lyrics, and the likes. It is all very symbolic for them.
Have some old phones I want to get rid of. Wondering if I sell them on eBay and risk getting scammed, or take them to a shop on the high street and praying they don't recover my data whilst getting lowballed.
>>84372190Did you have the pork pie? Was it good? Verdict?
6 (You)s in one post oh I'm kekking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c01ZiGI_8gthis is a double-layered Mandela effect. as kids it was 100% 'Poh-kee-mon' and very occasionally, an advert or a character in the cartoon would say 'Poh-kay-mon!' and it stood out. we knew it had that French 'e' but we were just copying how it was said officially. now if you watch official videos on YouTube, the voiceover goes>Collect and battle Pokaymon in a whole new Pokaymon adventure from The Pokaymon Company!
So seethemong is still a thing then. That's disappointing.
Hate to admit it but the new trend of saying "ahh" instead of ass really fucking gets on my nerves. It's like being poked with a knife every time I see it. Always irritated me that people would *** out there swears and now the kids are purposely self censoring to get round bans on roblox or tikkytoks or whatever. I know I'm an old man yelling at a cloud, but people doing it in my safe space (swear friendly 4chan) riles me up something fierce
So is MB back or whats going on?
>>84374733they could just say arse but they're too yank to do so
>>84374732Yeah it's on full blown meltdown mode. Kinda wish it had a trip so I could filter it to be honest lol
>>84374733Swearing ain't kool actually. Only old ahh boomers fink swearing is kool. We're over it.
I'm so depressed I don't even want to eat one of my favourite dinners tonight. Spaghetti and meatballs. Just don't care anymore.
>>84374745You can actually filter words which can come in helpful. Yeah it's 'filtermong' back again. picrel example filters any posts with the word wuppa, irrelevant of case of letter. I don't know how it works and someone will be able to explain better than me how it actually works. I use this format in the comment drop down in the filter bit./WORDHERE/i The more you know
any of yous going to see the band Blood Red Shoes any time soon?
>>84374117Alpine was better
>>84374252Cream soda makes the best ice cream float
He has to filter my posts because it upsets him that much Kekking
>>84374765Aye, but youll feel better after u eat it with a nice refreshing drink,, I love a spaghetto honestly a lot of your mood is about your stomach. I've only ate a protein bar today waiting on tea.
Where were you while we were getting high britfeel? x
>>84374819nope i've not got you filtered little lad I actually enjoy watching you seethe all alone kekking maximally, to the extreme in fact
Getting higher
>>84374733>>84374751sometimes it's actually funny. the tone of the word is different.besides, our generation had the same thing. forums/chatrooms always had wordfilters, do yous remember 'ghey'?i see it as different to bowdlerisation or whatever it's called (where you say 'darn' instead of 'damn'), that's Americans being weird. Ned Flanders ahh mf'ers fr fr.
Me and ebin are getting fucked up on cough syrup
Another (You) to my nameKekking
>>84374837have another one little lad, seems like this is the only enjoyment you get in life kekking
And he's still responding to me after he says he has me filtered Kekking
>>84374117Barr is absolute garbage
>>84374847and another one little lad kekking
Oh and another one he just can't help himself I say jump and he says how highKekking
>>843748563rd one for you little lad i love helping the less able get a bit of enjoyment out of their liveskekking
>>84374856oh go on then, i'll give you a fourth, and a gold star for being on your best behaviourkekking
>I..I..I..I..h..hhh.hh.have..y..y..you..ff.ffff..ffff..filtered..I..I..I..ww..ww..ww..win..s..s.sss..sss..so..t..tt..take..that..! K3KKING
I filtered everyone
11 (You)s K333KING
>>84374871never had you filtered little lad like i alluded to earlier i enjoy watching you have these little melties, oh and a 5th you for your special collectionwait you've just informed me it's going to a 12th you for the special collectionkekking
>>84374850>Barr is absolute garbagehow dare you
Tabac was the real manly stuff
coil on my vape burnt fuck sake
I have the little lad foaming at the mouth K33KING
Solripe was descent
have to admit, that mad flame war in /tg/ yesterday was exciting. they're smart people, them neckbeards.i got the last word in though and it was actually about the whole '-fag' thing. dangerous territory that, i'm sure some /tg/ poofter was champing at the bit to pwn me well GUESS WHAT MISTER, YOU JUST GOT PAGE 12'd!
3 years tobacco free today aren't i x
>>84374894ding ding ding! you're actually correct for once i indeed am foaming at the mouth so badly laughing at this little melty of yours ha hakekking
>>84374900nice one marra!
>>84374900Well done. Are you vaping?>>84374890Shit, you not got any spares? Sounds grim but i've rode out a coil for 3 months without burning it.I think getting off the vape is harder than quitting the fags to be honest. Anyone else feel the same? You've always got access to the vape where with a fag you'd have to find a place to smoke it. You can vape away anywhere on the sly.
>>84374888The cream soda and ginger beer is the most miserable thing my tongue has been subjected to. Thank God they dont have a root beer
Ive seen these xbox 25th anniversary fantas In the shops n_n When I wis wee my fav fizzy juice wis lemon fanta + spriteJist Coke zero nows \\UwU//>>84374900Well done how did you quit ?
>>84374912>cream sodaI've never understood cream soda. What is it supposed to taste of? Serious question.My mum always used to get it us as a kid, my siblings love it, I don't get it.
I remekebr when the xbox 1 came out it wis the incel console like morrowind an Fable an stuff (no offense) However I did love the xbox 360 an ill always love halo 3
>>84374920Very sweet, almost like vanilla ice cream.
>>84374915>Ive seen these xbox 25th anniversary fantas In the shops n_n when Monster cans give you Call of Duty points and stuff...how? should i be keeping the cans for people?>Jist Coke zero nows \\UwU//whoa. i just cracked open a can of Diet Coke. should probably avoid caffeine after being awake since Wednesday, but i'll sleep early tonight i reckon!
Doing a nice curry. Had two different types of leftover home made curries in the freezer, one was a madras I think and one butter chicken. Got some Bombay potatoes from tesco, added some spinach in there so it's almost a sag aloo, got me frozen bhajis and a nice naan. King of the fakeaways me, gonna be lush.
Its a shame what happened to Halo. Fink they deliberately sabotaged Bungie for pitting Christian ideas into public awareness with Halo ?
Artisan sosij rolls n branston beans
when you're playing your dungeon games on a screen instead of a table, and someone rolls 666 which means a giant skeleton pops out o___o(i don't make the rules)
>>84374877>11 (You)sn00b
>>84374908thanks lad x>>84374910no, was vaping for a little bit but waned myself of the nicotine>>84374915started vaping for a bit, lowered the nicotine strength gradually until i was basically vaping for nothing and gave it up. i chew a lot of gum now to satisfy that oral fixation but that's an addiction within itself which i want to quit eventually still want a fag pretty often but quitting tobacco has saved me so much money i want to keep it up if that makes sense
Climbing lampposts with binoculars and shouting land ahoy
what were you lads' boards before you somehow ended up here?/b/ and /pol/ don't count, that's like saying your last job was being in prison.
Me in 07 away tae finish ae fight UwU//
>>84374920Depends on how it's made but mild vanilla to medium vanilla is the goal. My favorite cream soda uses honey as the sweetener so it has a nice blend.
>>84374960>i chew a lot of gum now to satisfy that oral fixation but that's an addiction within itself which i want to quit eventuallyAno the feeling lol my step dad said i smelled like Deep freeze when i got in the car bc I go through that many mints lole
>>84374964cute. did you ever play 'blocky'? it was like outdoor hide-and-seek where you had to find your friends, then race back to the lamppost.kids always added weird rules to it, so by the end you had to recite the damn complete works of Shakespeare before you had officially caught someone.
>>84374965/r9k/ lifer
>>84374965/ck/, /lit/, /fa/, /mu/
babe wake up, new Crosslad photo just dropped.
>>84375015Why are you trying to find kids?
>>84374965Just ended up here, I guess.
Hope that lad had a good time at the board game cafe
>>84375024From this old videos.....https://youtu.be/MDUsygCdCNsAye *sip* I could only dream of such a bodI miss halo 3 days ! \\TwT
could not care less about halal meat.
11 days of wageslaving complete, rum, pepsi and jaffa cakes are in. What's everyone listening to?https://youtu.be/wnlV03_iFcI?si=kkFk3mS39dUvk4XK&t=226
>>84375082It's the exact same meat as regular slaughtered meat you spastic
favourite geese song? got to be husbands x
>>84375104I agree lad, one of their best.>https://youtu.be/qIol9hig2G4?si=xUGRvH1PIiuzK2kO&t=315
The cross remains the most terrifying punishment ever devised against humanity. You disobeyed? Get up there. It will be forever etched in your memory.
>>84375095are you wearing a bathrobe?very comfmaxxed pic, this
drank too much booze now i have a swampy bum
>>84375140Thast why I wear a crucifix instead of a bare cross as Its more about the sacrifice of our Lord than a torture instrument However thadt just my opinion. But ur right they say that in the film passion of the christ its still more Watered down than how it would be irl. Many that were crucified died before they even got to cross from torture. Amazingly u can see all yhat on the shroud of turin like an autopsy really.
>>84375140what about fire ants, or these nettles in Australia?
There is 1 game that wis almost as fun online multiplayer as halo 3 to me that wis metal gear solid 5. It felt unfinished though ngl an now it's dead so ya.
>>84375276Its worse jist look up the details of the SHROUD>The Shroud of Turin depicts the image of a man bearing extensive, detailed wounds consistent with Roman crucifixion, including over 120 dumbbell-shaped scourging marks, a head injury from thorns, nail wounds in the wrists and feet, a large side wound, and massive trauma to the face and shoulders. These injuries are medically precise and match biblical accounts of the Passion.
what's the best Barr flav?
>>84375289>what's the best Barr flav?Vodka
>>84375289cream soda and vodka
>>84375188I'm a bloke in my pajamas mate.
im surprised no ones mentioned irn bru
Tunnock's & Barrtop ladscheers
o..one shhh...shandy bbbbass a...and aaaa ppp...ppp...p..pack ...o...o...of nnnnnnnobbbys nnnnnnnnuts pppp....pppplease
>>84375082>>84375101It's horrific animal abuse and torture. They do things like being removing limbs while the animal is awake and aware and purposefully cause as much harm as possible whilst laughing about it, draining the blood from them while the animal is alive and writhing around.You most likely know nothing about it. If you really have no problem with it then you a sick psychopath and should be deported to Pakistan to live with these sadists if you think they're so great.Watch the whole thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKfJ7BWq46A
>>84375289limeade for me x
>>84375287Scaphism is worse. I'd rather be crucified.
>not 'sore horse'>not 'coarse horse'>callers run out of ideas>video doesn't give the answeraaaaaaaaaamoany pony? cold colt? chilly filly?don't even SUGGEST 'h_____ h____'.
>>84375289tizer obviouslyand vodka
>>84375287Oh fuck off you spastic
>>84375015Grand national across the back gardens, full street
>>84375015Why are kids hiding from you and you're trying to find them?
Some stories are best left untold
not enjoying this beer tbqh
britfeel is a working-class general x
eating a wispa
>>84375525most of us are but ive noticed some middle class posters in here
>>84375544lucky you i love wispas
good lads sided with eamonn x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyI
wonder how much a freddo is nowadays
>>8437557734p in asda
>>84375584ridiculous broken britain
I've been thinking about cock again
Gonna lose my PIP. Considering roping
>>84375651Why would you be losing it?
>>84375624who buys just one anyway you buy the pack man, the pack!
>>84375650what about it in particular
Fannies
Sean Allan vibes x
>>84375651Hah, benniemongs get what they deserve. Tick tock
just so you know, you'll never knowand some secrets weren't meant to be told
>>84375651How come lad? x
>>84375667Just about how a nice hard throbbing white cock with a foreskin looks.
>>84375682>Fannieshaha
Hairy fannies
>>84375693team cock VS>>84375682 team fannies
>>84375697you leave nubs out of this
>>8437568284 million posts and this has never been said before kek
>>84375706Cock always beats fanny.A nice big cock squeezing into a nice tight twat is a match made in heaven.
Feel like I'm betraying my country but Reeces cups are the best chocolate snack. Way better than Cadbury
was quite impressed by >>84369386 good job barneyposter
>>84375749Yanks come in and fuck up our brands. Cunts. Marmite and Colman's mustard is next
>>84375752>good job barneyposterthankyou
Wish we could send the blacks back
>>84375762Ruth would object to this
>>84374117everything other than limeade and cream soda are mental illnesses YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND(lemonade's alright tho)
>>84375781what about tizer
send the buggers back
>>84375785never tried it shame on me i guessto answer your question yes
i like that people are engaging with the edition
Boobas on a beach
>>84375825how old are these boobs?
>>84374270Reporting in! Evening all and happy Friday :)
>>84375785Used to be great, now it's a weak shadow of its former self and basically pointless
Watching 'what women want' with Mel Gibson. Not a good film by any means.
women have anime crushes now?
Tell me what you think about the mammary glands in this photograph.
>>84375938>Tell me what you think about the mammary glands in this photograph.pert but could be bigger
going to treat myself as it's friday night.2 paracetamol before bed, whoo-hoo!
>>84375938Unexceptional
>>84375858rewatched this a few weeks ago. it's fun fluff tbqh, nowt wrong with that.watch Liar Liar afterwards for some 90s comedy kino.
>>84375960Actually watched that a few weeks ago, classic Jim Carrey era films are endlessly rewatchable, much like robin Williams
Ally McBeal
Eyes on me but ive3 got sore wrist today https://vocaroo.com/1o5ckldBZ3DB
>>84375843Old enough
>>84375991>https://vocaroo.com/1o5ckldBZ3DBalright Beethoven lad. seriously though that was very good
>>84375980Single female lawyerFighting for her clients Wearing sexy miniskirtsAnd being self reliant
Beast of Bude ITT
>>84376035why does shippy, the largest britfeeler, not just eat the other britfeelers
>>84376043Watching a woman breastfeed a baby does not make you a nonce
>>84376061I expect shippy isn't even close to being the biggest lad. Reckon seethemong is a massive fat cunt, shippy is overweight but he's not morbidly obese, there's definitely a handful of angry massive fat fucks that post in here. I can make these sorts of comments because I'm very slim, athletic and active. Don't like or respect fat fucks.
>>84376061his beige buffet tastebuds couldn't handle the succulent tasty boys of britfeel
>>84376081>the succulent tasty boys of britfeeldaymn>>84376078we might never know
>>84376035Preferred Rene
You will never be Sean Allan x
>>84376091For me it's Amy Wong
>>84376066No one mentioned the N word. Come on now.
>>84376144Lucky me!
vegan food is a scam it should be cheaper than mean not more expensive
>>84376078>I'm very slim, athletic and active
>>84376061I sdreencapped when I seen this thumbnail cus it reminded me of shppy lawl n_n
Need some sodium nitrite in my system
>>84376215It is more expensive because they have to do so much to make it palatable and/or extra processing of ingredients/extra.
>>84376144Good I couldn't think of anything worse than living in an 'assisted living facility' AND being dependent on state benefits to name a few thing desu
>>84376261that makes sense actually
>tfw, got wolf whistled by a group of GILFsMy fren tried to claim it, but it was about me.*be's handsome af*Personality doesn't match, thoI do be quite segzy, but I only want her.Choon?Surehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLntgJoLwYCocaine is quite fun. Shhh don't tell anyone.
>>84376245Did 5k on my lunch break today, how about you big lad?
Sean Allen lives a better life than you x
If I lose weight and stop being fat, will everything in my life improve? Chance at a better job? Better romantic life?
>>84376274I also screenshotted this one because ir said assisted living lawl n____n on a review for Crayolas
Choon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4q9xo62vNY >>84376304yeah but I'm the handsomist out of us all.
>>84376304He categorically does not. I have friends and family that don't look like jabba the hut or treat me like a charity case, I have a woman that loves me and I own my own home. He has nothing that I want.
>>84376322Yas https://youtu.be/d8QZUAEK5_E
>>84376305Anon I won't lie to you (many will).If you're unattractive you're unattractive, losing weight won't change a god damn thing, because if there's one thing people hate almost as much as fat people it's ugly people.That said if you have a chance at looking good thin all those things and more can be yours.And THAT said whether you're gonna be pretty or not you should still do it for health reasons.
>>84376304>lives in spacker prison>day release to cinema or footy if he's been good>banned from 4chan>bennymong>goblinbuildI think you are telling fibs aren't you
Any superior v02 max chads in?
Dossers ftw, desu.
>>84376303I am not sure i'd be able to do 5000 calories in one sitting lad, maybe over the course of a day if I am absolutely ravenous. I bet your bogs honking if you're scranning that much on an afternoon.
>>84376360>day release to cinema or footy if he's been good
>>84376333LARPing lying little mong I don't believe you.
Water boarded myself in the bath with a wet flannel but I never broke
Going to bed and bredddy drunk, I msy or mey not piss the bed.I willll let you know in ~9-10 hours.Goodnight., n shit.WOuld destroy katy B's funholes, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh44zE-hlL4
>>84376391He's still on the team as well what do you do to contribute to your local community? x
>>84376360And yet you make multiple posts about him daily dont you? Sean lives rent free in your mind lad x
It's only because of cocaine, but it also is my default (I've made it so), every footstep is on to a bit of land that I own. That's mine, come and take it.Yes, this approach to life has got me into a bit of trouble, but, come and take muh land.Mmm? Choon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8nVIItQixI
>>84376453First post about him in a few days actually, I can't spend all day thread watching. Can you show me my post history if you don't mind.
>>84376486>I can't spend all day thread watchingOh you can because you're here all day everyday writing posts about Sean.
>>84376486Wage slave thanks for the (you)Kekking
n_n wonder if my dad will txt me on my birthday this year after leaving me on read since january
Grown men in their 30s saying "IVE GOT A BETTER LIFE THAN SEAN ALLAN" Kekking
>>84376494>>84376495Do you really think everyone who posts in this thread actually sits in here all day? That might be for you lads, but it certainly isn't for me.
>>84376419You can't believe that I'm living like an average member of society? Must be grim how fucked your life is lad, feel bad for you
>>84376506There's bigger things in life.You thought of sophia lately? I know you're slightly gnostic, I've decided I'm gnostic af. I get it, it all makes sens. Too drunk to ramble on, but I won't be in the future.You can have a choon. Others may listen, but it's for you. It's a goodun.No homo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hc6hSKTAEAIt is a really goodun, IMO.
>>84376441ok bud
Sean says jump and you lot say how high. I bet you can't wait for him to come back
>>84376532You're the only cunt banging on about him.
On that VTMB OST tonight arent I? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP_3oo3RCGo
>>84376530Dodged the question. So Sean does more to help his local community by playing in a football team and pick litter. What do you do to contribute?
Posting about sean 5 times in the last 15 minutes because i've got nothing better to do with my life x
>>84376541It's good, but, *raises you*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tevkBomews
third worlder just dropped of my curry, good because it's wet and cold outside and I couldn't be bothered to rev up the whip to go get one.
>>84376567What curry did you get? I usually get a dopiaza (extra onion), keema naan, garlic rice, and chips.
>>84376567Did you give the lad a tip for his troubles?
>>84376576Korma and a pasanda and plain rice and plain naan
Told him to get back in his boat
>>84376576chicken kharai rice and a garlic naan. >>84376577no, it was bossman that delivered it, it's only up the road. I go in there a few times a month so i'm on first name terms with him.
Miss rolling on MDMA and having a good night me.
>>84376610Why don't you do it again?
>>84376603Sounds decent that. Enjoy.
>>84376610Don't see the point in it if I'm not at a club personally. Got loads of mdma and pills but only take it once or twice a year.
>>84376616Have no one to do it with. Not doing it alone.
>>84376610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONGQaluKmAwI just want to go back
>>84376622>Don't see the point in it if I'm not at a club personallyNot even a generic club mate cause the tunes would be shite. If I was gonna take it, it'd have to be at a proper drum & bass gig or House music
>>84376591Loves a chicken korma but hates the hands that cook it x x
A lot of mentally ill people ITT, 99% even.
Never been to a nightclub in my life
*breakbeat dances in the corner of the thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-0sUuGufmw>>84376623>Have no one to do it with. Not doing it alone.That's fair.You could get a taxi to mine? Tomorrow tho, I've had cocaine tonight. Oh no, not tomorrow, I have somethimg important to do.>>84376645*puts his hand up*I am also physically unwell.
Relying on brown hands when you can make better yourself
I don't, but....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg8-X8Uu-qc
>>84376664What kind of hands are you making>
>>84376656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnvf0mwiioYMaybe
>>84376668If my grandad was here he would call this Jungle music
>>84376670Wandering
>>84376528I think u posted it before because I saved it in my playlist byt am happy you posted it again anyway as you're right it's a good 1 x>>84376622Naw. Its best in a private gathering where u can really feel it. I wouldnt do anything like that now tho /also dont havr anybody to do it with now byt when I wis younger.>>84376623That pic is phenomenal, Lmao
>>84376676Lol thast an old tune an classic haha
o..one pppppack ..o...o...of nnnnnnnn....nnnnnnnn....nnnnnnobbys nnnnnnnnn...nnn....nnuts pppppplease
Mr. Vain culture beat was my most fav tune when I was a baby.. i remember it my mammy said aswell. 93 would have been 1yo
I havetwo sidesStupid | Stupid
thinking about going ibiza again but its very overcrowded these days
Noticing seanposters start crashing out way easier these days whenever anyone says anything bad about their idol. Someones got them rattled big time. Anwyays, off to bed. Cya lads and lasses.
>>84376733Night night ladWon't be long until I head in the same direction x
>>84376733Good night \\UwU
>>84376634Techno for me de lid all the way
Why is Sean such a figure of envy amongst the losers in this thread?
You wish you were Sean Allan x
Ngl am not the biggest j dyer fan buts i suspect this will be quite a funny listen https://youtu.be/7I-e4DNBoJc
>>84376733Twas a rather large capitulation from the helper loyalist against the good lads earlier on today. Damage control levels are expected to be high for the comings days/weeks. Risk of nuclear meltdowns remain at current levels (Likely). Posters are advised to seek immediate shelter if meltdowns occur.
>>84376733Night de lid
Some decent action on day one if any of the darts lads are interestedhttps://youtu.be/pAjBA_uZEXE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsYykqvghYthis is what (you) listen to
>>84374714Yeah ended up sharing it with my mum>>84376742Night >>84376829I've been keeping up with it. Sad to see the sorry state barney is in, cammy played well though.>>84376707Love that tune.>>84376576>dopiaza (extra onion)I am sure that is a line in this one, not knocking it though, don't mind a cheeky dopiaza https://youtu.be/BRjLgSkBOGU
chippy tea, chippy tea...
>>84376893I want chips an gravy an irn bru x
Seanfeel
not that anyone cares, but i am having a TERRIBLE time.
Which one of S-Club 7 would you have banged 25 years ago?
>>84376973depends which one of them was a nonce, i suppose.
>>84376924>not that anyone cares, but i am having a TERRIBLE time.Why?
>>84376973i find them all distinctly mid and unattractive
>>84376988just been binging speed these past few days. haven't slept, haven't eaten.IRL i know i'm through the worst of it AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE but damn, i wish i could just skip ahead 24 hours.gnosticlad, if you're still about, you be careful!
>>84376973Tina, Rachel however..,,>>84376991Its true thry didnt rly have that sex appeal like spice girls (emma) (victoria) (geri) an steps (faye) (clare) (lisa) did
IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE...??? o__o
best sclub7 trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOsYykqvghY
>>84376991Everyone at my school was lusting after Rachel back in the day. But I liked a bit of Hannah. She was always showing off her tummy.
>>84377042Love Dr Pepper a real shame the taste got altered because of the sugar tax the Tory cunts brought in.
Cherry coke
are people more attractive now, or something? or has our culture/perception changed?e.g. >>84376991 is completely right, but it's not that they're BAD looking or anything. they were just who was on telly.you can look at old films or something, but for me it's 90s/2000s American alt rock and pop punk bands. very good-looking young adults who were also really hip and cool...or were they? Kurt Cobain could just be some lad in a Games Workshop.everyone fancied Hayley Williams but as a musician she was an industry plant (her parents were talent agents, they basically hijacked the Paramore Brothers' band to astroturf her career IT'S ALL ON THEIR LIVEJOURNAL).
Coke Zero
Square sosij
shandy!
>>84376973Tina. Would have said Rachel Stevens before I found out that she's a Jew.
anyway right, here's what i say:we all just let ourselves go. we owe it to the next generation. get fat and greasy, bonus points if you can grow a neckbeard and spots. just do whatever you can to help out.at some point, a trendy zoomer will ask you, 'oi bruv, u ain't looksmaxxin, fr?' and that's when you lie and say, 'nah. to be honest lad, our generation didn't put as much emphasis on looks. more about personality innit.'in turn, all the young'uns will stop mewing and necking Ozempic and drawing anime freckles on their faces. everyone's standards will drop just enough that more people pair off. and we will judge art according to the TALENT of the AI agents responsible, not just how pretty they look.
lilt
>>84377112so much of what is considered sexy in any age is just kind of made up. Look at Marilyn Monroe. She's literally just okay looking.Pretty much any Hollywood star they were pushing in prior decades. Sharon Stone, Jamie Lee Curtis...It's 90% good make-up and good angles. They're not unattractive looking people, but they aren't all that.
Dr Nonce
>>84377149I wis a fan of lilt even tho am not into pineapple byt you know that way when you're wee you will accept something if you dont know what it isAm ljke>lilt, nice But if u had said at any point >you know what flavour a lilts is? Pineapple?I would jave gone aff it right there Ya know that way
Pineapple and grapefruit
>>84377162when you accidentally drink lemon squash as a kiddo cause your think it's orange squash. Nothing is more of a shock to your system.
This lassie is cute but u can tell her she would be a lot happier after coming to Christ like all these people get too deep into weird spirits an stuff they're asking the right questions at the wrong doors ya know ?https://youtu.be/k0vFabk_E8w
When you mistake the blue toilet block as a colourful sweet as a kid
>>84377184Once when I was a kiddy, I blew a snot out me nose, then looked for it on the floor, and found a little squishy cube, which I put in my mouth, and it tasted weird.
>>84377184Aye an plus these wee jelly bath things all oor mams had in the 90s that looked like it would be nice to eat
(Called Bath pearls)
When you sad but your fit hard ~_~
>>84377205it's good to joke, but I think people shouldn't talk like this.
>>84377150>Look at Marilyn Monroe. She's literally just okay looking.>It's 90% good make-up and good angles. They're not unattractive looking people, but they aren't all that.true, true.the only Marilyn Monroe film i've seen is Some Like It Hot, she's there because of her stardom. imagine if a perfectly Marilyn-Monroe-shaped actress played Unnamed Showgirl #3. would we desperately trying to figure out who this Aphrodite was, in the background of a film? probs not.2/10 would not bang. now, Audrey Hepburn, corrrrrrr. but i suppose that's also a 'look' that a woman within 100 yards of you right now could put together. some days i lay awake at night, pondering: was my BPD ex-gf one of the most beautiful creatures on Earth? or did she just use a lot of eyeliner and know how to contour her eyebrows?
https://youtu.be/cZZe9UH11a4
nearly breakfast
>>84377184i've stained my fingers for 2-3 days on the last two of these i've popped in.i know you're not meant to unwrap them from the paper, lads, i know. curiosity got the better of me (twice) ;_;
Anyone who poos between midnight and eight is uncivilised
>>84377224for me it's Maureen O'Harahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moxynnNanvs
>>84377254I often do a night poo. Not because I want to but sometimes I have to.
>>84377261I like to poo in the dark
>>84377232Innocence is great
Me on first day at my job
>>84377293very smartI'd hire you on the spot
Fanny hole
>>84377303Why thank you*winks*
>>84377181she looks a bit like that transgender actress people were saying should play Zelda (i am so sorry for pointing this out).>they're asking the right questions at the wrong doors ya know ?she outright says she believes in the paranormal and it's clear she wants this stuff to be true. i think a lot of us have felt the same way before.she's deffos presenting this the better way of looking at both sides and saying stuff was 'reported', 'it could just be made up', that type of balance. it's a step beyond just saying, 'there is definitely a ghost in Shropshire.'but tbqh what is she on about? what actually is 'stone tape theory'? i've heard all the place memory stuff from back in my /x/ days. surprised she didn't bring up global consciousness or Masaru Emoto's rice experiments, same sort of thing (more current than Charles Babbage).all i have learned here is that there is a 1970s horror programme i really ought to watch. sounds like my thing.
>me channelling all my ki to make a random number generator produce the number 3 instead of 4
Hufflepuff https://youtu.be/4AfAGE1r4Ew
>>84377359Kek that pic is class x
My high skool days era xhttps://youtu.be/KMQ2ApZTuoo
I want a barrs limeade n_n
>>84377394was it you posted this the other day? does the guy make other stuff like this?reminds of Jam if you ever watched Jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsj2bcnRlMor some of the Limmy sketches like the 'pure watah' one.
Me when I remember I have 2x Coke zero in fridge
>>84377491Wftf that mp4 is scary n_____n
Foreveralone please post sludge and stoner rock while I Saddhu my brains away xx
https://youtu.be/knzsyZWbN7gI didn't say "Slint" Mr. DJ I said fuck your mother and your Oedipus complex, aye?
>omg we should visit that temple together>so i can smear shite on the walls and laugh at your horrified tearsim straight thanks tho luv toodleloo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uedR4oS8vBkdannae een speak yer own mother tongue no wonder. no wonder you're so far under
>>84377467>There is 1 game that wis almost as fun online multiplayer as halo 3 to me that wis metal gear solid 5. It felt unfinished though ngl an now it's dead so ya. sorry Crosslad i can't hear your Xbox problems over the sound of my PC Master Race machine happily whirring away. why, i think i'll install this bonus map pack for Jedi Academy, and then hop on one of the community servers even in <current year>:https://serverlist.jkhub.org/#colGamename=1imagine if the video you posted was real and Microsoft actually did all that. charged MONEY for extra maps...completely 'shut down' all the servers and so on... LMAO
>>84377559Hehe like Oblivion..I want tomplay oblivion now https://youtube.com/shorts/Xv_C4NYBXi4I have it on my ps3 but that version has the vampire bug
Just as I supsected
for me and my mate from primary school (who went to a different secondary school but we stayed gamer pals), it was Pure Pwnage.might rewatch some now, see what it's like. i actually remember the premise/jokes being decent for what it was.>my dad wanted me to join the Army, but i heard there are no spawn points IRL. so if you die out there, you're screwed!zoomers would call it 'cringe', i call it 'quaint'.
>>84377606I did watch this in skool bur cant rly remember anything from it. Mega64 also
>>84377606Used to watch a lot of Screwattack. That was actual wank, in all honesty. They just got lucky discovering AVGN before anyone else.
>>84377577buuut Crosslad, i thought these big PC fantasy games were for incels???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWgPq6ocd5clove that they left this in the remake lol.
>>84377653Remember thinking I wanted to make a seasidemark in Oblivion fir some reason not sure what race he would be
>>84377713didn't someone here already do that where they made him an orc or something?maybe it's just because it sounds like a good idea (also we've had SeasideSIM etc)
Got a craving for a Time Out barPrefry specific init
nother week of lorrying done, ill definitely book a week off soon, ill be bored shitless but whatever, not like i need the money that bad
ngl was thinking of an old 4chan 'cringe' video when i was watching that paranormal lass. and now i found the video>"Achievement Unlocked - First Video" / NaviiNeko [Archive]aaaaaaaaa why would anyone mirror this?! leave the woman alone.dunno if you remember this, was a weird couple of months 2013ish where /v/ and /b/ astroturfed it like>this girl is the next Boxxy! she is our new gamer gurl queen!!!in fairness to Ms Neko, this is just what YouTube and Twitch became anyway. maybe she was ahead of her time like the Angry Video Game Nerd.
you were born JUST IN TIME to have all your youthful cringe forgotten and/or deleted :)
>>84377894A lot of it would jave been on MSN messenger
Am on that fully grown adult cringe wave. Youthful cringe is easy mode.
I miss MSN Messenger so much it's unreal
g2g sleep nowNight friends
So much suffering in life.....even when I fink back to happy times childhood you start to remember all the tragic parts aswell. Come back soon Jesus x
>He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.>Revelation 21:4
AVberg switch went ovah quite smoothly, did it not X
>reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/2rb7ev/why_do_asian_women_squeak_instead_of_moan_when/Top comment#s the most reddit mfer to ever reddit in the history of redditInnit>Edit: This blew up xD Thx for the reddit gold kind stranger *tips hat, respectfully nods and retreats back into the shadows*
Did the thing, did i not X
Chadfish lists 6'6 but he's 5'2, weak chin from the side view
>>84378266What do u mean lid
>Israel will not be bombing Lebanon any longer. They are prohibited from doing so by the U.S.A. Enough is enough...Zion Don putting on a show for the goyimses again
>>84376733>crashing out way easier You are right
Do you think soundspacker has a 4chan pass?
Crack a beer and chill
>>84378266what about the OTHER thing?>>84378419nah, he was complaining about the CAPTCHA with the rest of us.
>>84378471It is just before 7am on a Saturday morning and you, the utterly mindbroken obsessive mong, is at it again. Get a life man.
Morning one and all
>>84378485You realise he does it for attention - just ignore him. Noncemongs should be ignored not ridiculed. Simple as.
Safe night shift handled by safe lads. It safe.
>>84378515I'm not the one posting about the lad I fancy at 7am in the morning. You are totally and utterly mindbroken.Learn the difference between your and you're you silly mongboy
>>84378518Looks like whoever saw the error of their ways anyway, or a jannie deleted it for them.
>>84378542I think self delete but you never can tell - jannies are on the ball these days.
>>84378499Morning boss man. Wishing you a good weekend x
Looks like the glowies shut that ungaro woman up alreadyHer interview spilling the beanz on melania and jewmp was supposed to be released like a week ago afaik
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paolo_Zampolli>In March 2026, he asked ICE to deport his own wife.[5][2]Oof madonne innit
>>84378527Standards: outlined and upheld.Sean: banned for more weeks.Seanmongs: deleting in fear.Safe lads: captains of the night shift.Everyone else: basking in the aura flow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsE9iXoXB6s
morning all, looks like we're nearly done with this thread, any suggestions for the next one?
>>84378600Sean Allan edish please
>>84378600a castle edish please :)
>>84378607no (=>>84378616thats could be fun. what kind of castle do you like the big stone medieval ones or the wood and earth dark age ones?
>>84378655a bit keen arnt you thats46 posts early
>>84378600>>84378607>>84378616>>84378633The morning shift do not get to decide. The night guard decide.>>84378655Shit choice this, should have left it to the day walkers pal
>>84378666Oh shit I misread the posts number I will bin it off soz
>>84378666Binned off with apologies im drunk
>>84378677no worries>>84378684thats all right, drink plenty of water to avoid a hangover
a cup of tea is neadfull, shall be back soonish
>>84378600Rotherham minster edish?
>>84378712thats is a gorgeous image it will make a great edish
i have returned with a tea thats too milky
im meeting mu mum today and i quite looking forward to it, what are you up to?
>>84378764>mumy*inb4 mongboy
>>84378764Off to town very shortly to pick up some stuff from the butchers.
>>84378791if you're getting meat from the butchers you must be eating very well all the meat i eat is processed slop and i love it
>>84378817It's usually a weekend treat something from here. Otherwise it is mix between classic council estate scran and pies, roasts, etc in my house.
>>84378764off to creampie ur mum before she sees youspunk dripping down her legs after were done m8she loves the cock especially mine but we share ur mum around the other lads and we all cum dump ur mum
>>84378903mum jokes reminds me of secondary school, simpler times
The perpetual fade of a dying general
say some bloated web page (or several web pages) is slowing down my Firefox. is there any way to know which firefox.exe processes i can kill in Task Manager?they're all over the place wrt CPU, memory, disk usage. by the time Firefox does its friendly, "This page is slowing down Firefox, stop it? :-)" message, the page has already finished doing its thing.If nothing else, I don't want to lose the URLs of these tabs. I have Firefox set to clear history on exit, is there any way to kill it where it'll 100% give them that, "This is embarrassing...." message on load, with the list of tabs?Some kill - 9 shit but on Window$ 10?
>>84378921ur mum is simpler times m8
>>84378922peaks and troughs it will pick up later today
>>84378600Crookston castle edish
>>84378921I remember them dying out around that time as well
Keith Chegwins wee wullie winky
Undesirables: BannedMongs: MindbrokenBeast of Bude: Whereabouts unknownGood lads: Enjoying the weekendHappy Saturdayhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M (b..but i..its gay)
can't go wrong with a nice castle edish IMO but, as any lighthouse edish auteur knows, it can be tricky finding one that hasn't already been used.i ask that you resist the temptation to go with '"Nottingham Castle, Eastern Tower edition", or to add any kisses. your kisses are poison when they are for the algorithm, not us.
New thread please castlebredren
>>84378971>Beast of Bude>>84373945Haven't heard anything from anon starting to get worried
seasidemark is my inspiration which is also my dream
>>84378997>>84378997>>84378997a new saterday thread
hate phone posting, me. only doing it right now while Firefox works its way through all these MODERN web pages on the ol' PC.they've done basically everything they can to make the interface smooth, but i hate typing like this (and no, that won't stop me). and i hiave no idea what any of my files are because the Gallery app won't let me rename files, and the Files app won't let me see thumbnails at a reasonable size.risky upload, this. all i know is the filename "it's bees.jpg" and that it's mostly yellow. could be a photograph of my balls or my bank statements for all i know.
>>84378989he back>>84379018
>>84379032Who does? Gymskin? Probably yeah, I wish I had his confidence and charisma.
>>84379051This one again. No one mentioned your mate. Just you.
>>84379051>>84379032mutterings of an insane person
