>tfw its finally friday>have a strawberry milkshake from mcdonalds >blue lobster weede from the pharmacy
>go for a low energy chud run along the river cause it's finally pretty warm>pay 8 dollah for a 10 minute bus ride to some village because I live on the edge of bus zone or sum shidd>got some whisky they got>get some inferior nordick bread>got some vitamin gummie bears for vitamin D>spot a cute femboi waiting for the bus>all leather and a purse>mogged kind of day>rember I had a leather biker jacket somewhere>used to wear it to school like a sperg>wearing something other than bazillion hoodies would probs work now though>>84375367Y'alls do hashish?
I think I vaguely remember my parents having a hookah in our old haus.
Dear mods, please remove this ceb spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (1)Thank you
>>84375880We should be take our clothes off and cuddle in bed together to be desu
Me on the right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdx_7YQnjts
Does being cut mean you never accidentally pee off the side? If the Jews really want to sell it, this should be a talking point.
No one likes my irrelevant time wasting questions. They just want lust provoking images.
>>84376104I took a showerIm naked rnPls n0 l*wd talks>pee off the sideWtf
Whelp. At least today I learned from observation that cute femboys who dress like they know they're cute also walk everywhere with purpose, even when it'd seem directionless on an average folk, it all seems intentional for them.
May Odin punish Germany with insane gas prices for being eternal moskal cocksuckers. No more McDonald's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-_o6mVXSZA>Weisswurst: suck it don't cut it!True.
>>84376404But ur p*nis is cut?Its like a knowm factUr cut Lole
Got to get up early again tomorrow. Am lowkey stateless rn. Gotta take a new ID photo.
>>84376457Okay just ignore meGo to sleep idcStop talking to me
>>84376467You're literally just harassing a frail old man for lewds.
>>843764780r you could wear a cute pink skirt and be a old woman instead!
>>84376492I'm just a whimsical boy uwu. Btw, my shoe size is 46/47. What's yours? You know what they say of big feets.
yall niggas got weed and you still complain
>its getting late >last smokes>get ready2sleep >goodnights
ITT: some old gay men flirt while avatarfagging with anime girl pics
Generational aura debt.
Ordered burger in one of them mountain villages. You know it's gonna be good when the only people around are chitchatting boomers.
>>84378861Isnt it too early for burgers?>was told to go to the pharmacy for mom>also da grocery store>gotta buy meat>we have too many guests tomorrow >mom is gonna make her own grilled burgers
Finally home. Finally a citizen of the world. Truly, no one is illegal.>>84379000It was time for borgar, now it's time for aisu.>mom is gonna make her own grilled burgersDoes your mom even eat them? I thought all womyn were vegetarians.
The brogar was delicious, by the way. Better than McDonald's and they say McDonald's is pretty decent over here. They're also showing Fight Club in the theater here and their library has a 3D printer. Midsommar folks really living it up these days. Thanksu to German monies for oil & gas. Ceb should buy a hydrogen car. They're building a pipeline for that also.>>84379352>ben n jerriesGrrr...>thats A LOT of tequilaI could've gotten this 3 liter jormungandr of a bottle, but I don't like aquavit nearly that much.>no???Huh. Different kultur I guess.
Also got some more boipantsu. My keep disappearing somehow.
The heckin hairdresser kept trying to make conversation with me, but I just kept staring into my reflection and not blinking and wishing it all to end, so she'd assume am just a Slavic lunatic and not talk to me. Then she told me I look younger with a haircut which is so sus. Isn't that something they say to people who are losing hair???
>>84379431>Thanksu to German monies for oil & gas.Grrr>buy a hydrogen car.I need to worry about a drivers license befor that>GrrrWhat? You want some? I will share but only if you eat it off my stomach desu>, but I don't like aquavit nearly that much.I dont get how u dont get exhausted from coonsuming s0 much alc baka>>84379466why are you looking like that at me?I didnt took them!I have n0 use for them weirdoo>>84379686You are just being a cute dork In the worst case, ur mom is RICHshe can pay for a hair transplant op baka
>>84380046>I need to worry about a drivers license befor thatImagine taking driver's ed in your 30s ha ha.>I dont get how u dont get exhausted from coonsuming s0 much alc bakaI'm a creature of habit. Special interests and all. Very interesting rn.>she can pay for a hair transplant op bakaQuarter German. Quarter Jewish. 100% not passing on any diseases to future generations.
>ben n jerries peanut butter cupOkej, I've had it, but didn't like it anyway.
>Some breeders in Britain have tried to breed away from the limpness owing to concerns that extreme docility "might not be in the best interests of the cat".>want a ragdoll catte>Anglos have already been hard at work trying to ruin itOf course...
>>84380158It's just cold hard pieces of (((American choccy))).
>>84380246I see you already got to the part where L washes Light's feet?
Y'alls don't get how nice this weather feels on my skin. It's like am been defrosted after 100 years. Felt happi even 100% sober. And it's only +12.
Who even needs a gf, I'm all warm through the power the sun and seabreeze alone.
I smoked too much blue lobster desu>hungry>parents are at their frens plave>likely 2 come back with McDonald's
>>84381671I wish mom and dad were together and brought home McDonald's too.
Snacking on one year past expiration habanero marmelade we brought from Spain because things are bothering me for days on end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlWOFJJIo9YI hate birds.
Brokies don't geddit.
I could even be good wifey material. I can be annoyingly obsessive over irrelevant domestic nonsense no problem.
>be raised in a society of failed moids and overcompensating foids>basically raised exclusively by womenGib girlfailure wife, so I can be the reverse.
>parents finally bacc>I went for a unusual order dis time>mcrib with bacon>mario galaxy promo thingy>(chicken nuggest with fried cheese stars)>strawberry milkshake >(the milkshake is stored in the freezer4tomorrow)>>84382361u could be my wife ?>>84382500Basically you owe me a gf so take estrogen, wear a skirt and be my gf
>>84382669>parents come back and bring snacc while you watch tv on da big screen and you don't even know what it is cause it's all dark and the woods shine through the window, but you're not spooked cause you got snacc nowTo be a kid againe.>McRibNever seen it here. we got butter borgar now or some shidd. Germany getting rewarded for loyalty to Zion, I guess.I almost read that as cunny sauce at first.>u could be my wife ?I would actually be very annoying. Probs worse than my mother if I wasn't so low energy. You'd end up hating me soon enough. I was raised to consider ppl subhuman for minor infractions.
They'd rather I get liver failure all by myself than say something and a make minor statement that requires more than 0.1 seconds to clarify.
Whenever dad tried to teach me to drive whether a car or a truck or a quad or a gang bike or a bike I'd end up accelerating so much lowkey hoping to kill us both. Never learned anything.
>last smokes>get ready2sleep Goodnights desu >>84382752Dont overdo the tequila 0r any other alcDrink plenty of waterZzzzz time
>>84382849You'd stay if I was actually cutemaxxed with a spotless tummy and straight eyes, alas, my words are worthless.
Mom was right. You all suck and have no value. Poor investment.
