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Why don't you have a BWC? Did you grow up malnourished or something?
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I do have a bwc.
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Statistically I have a BWC at 7"x5.5", that puts it like 95th percentile or something
It doesn't really seem big and I used to be really fat so I only figured out I wasn't small like a year ago
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are you dumb its always the anorexic twinks that have big dick
>t. bwc haver
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Penis size is determined by how stressful the pregnancy and birthing process was for the mother. My mom's pregnancy had a lot of issues and I nearly killed her coming out, that's why my penis is so small.
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>>84375782
Not true I'm a fat 188cm Dutch genuine beast Micheal myers with a monster cock. 8 inches of girth near 7 in length. Yes I have a wife. I am also a cuck.
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6.5 inches here, or the size of a monster energy drink's can. it doesn't look too big but foid hands are much smaller anyway. i have never had a gf to try it out in practice with.
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>>84375802
>I am also a cuck.
That's right. Submit to my MWC bitch boi
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>>84375802
Please come to India and breed our women
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Dear mods, please remove this bwc spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (1)

Thank you
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I realized to day that by 20lbs fatter fat it is buried an no longer in BWC territory. I have immediately started going harder at the gym and cutting calories. Horrible honestly
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i have 7.5 non bone pressed, might start stretching to reach 8
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>>84375782
hii are you single
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>>84375765
>Why don't you have a BWC?
bc I wasn't born male?
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>>84375765
I'm Korean.

not only is my dick 3" long (average for asian men...) I'm 5'5"....
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>>84376291
broootal anon, do you live in the west?
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4" White man here
you just have to fuck girls to the point of leg cramps and your thighs being on fire and they will cum
I didn't chose to be a dicklet but i will fuck my way out of it even if im panting like a dog during sex
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>>84377003
Ok but whats your girth though
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>>84377128
5 5/8ths to (sometimes) 6"
My penis swells up after i recreationally do mushrooms
Someone smarter than me probably can explain why
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>>84377154
Your dick isnt small at all faggot
Stolen valor
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>>84375765
perhaps and also genetics
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>>84377216
it's still 4" tall which is a small pp by all metrics anon
Also it looks like an absolute knifejob because i had hypospadius and they basically had to reconstruct my penis from skin grafts so blow it out your ass you never had to deal with a burning sensation after 6 surgeries or your cock leaking piss every time you peed
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Because i'm not white and i have a 4.5 incher
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>>84377003
this is me but I'm from Thailand and mine is 2.4"
I am very proud of my small asian pp!
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>>84377270
If we do the racist math the 2.4" pp is just as effective as the self reported african penises
But asians are the most populous race on earth so your gonna have 3 wives and 18 kids
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>everyone posting false measurements, either too big or too small
does every man hate having an average dick and it's either 3'' small penis humiliation fags or 8'' inch larpers
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>>84377289
there is nothing wrong with having a small asian pp anon!
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>>84377291
Is it so wrong (cocklust aside) to want a big fucking hog
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Thought that was a garloid
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>>84377291
im 5.5 inches non bonepressed which is very average
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>>84377347
same, and it also looks painfully small just like yours when compared to what you see even in amateur porn
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>>84377366
meh its all about the angles and body size
an average cock looks way bigger on a skinny manlet than it does on a skinnyfat guy like me above average height
plenty of average cocks in amateur porn
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I do but i dont use it. I have a hard time maintaining erectuons, even with pornography .
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>>84377291
It's the internet and in general if you're far enough from the average in either direction (big or small) you're more likely to talk about it. I have a short and stocky Latino friend who's talked about having a micro dick before, and he brought it up unprompted at times for some reason.
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>>84377240
Being a girthlet is 10x more painful than your botched circumcision
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i hate having MLC
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>>84375765
But I do, 8.3" uncut
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>>84378484
how do women react irl?
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I have a BBC instead. I mostly like Asian women so it's been a blessing and a curse.
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>>84378619
but why do asian women get out of the way when bbc is approaching
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>>84378484
I can do this after immense concentration because they MUTILATED ME
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>>84375765
I had a BWC
Now it's just Big-er
Dicks shrink with age, yo
and with No Fap
Use it while you got it and use it or lose it Big Dick Cracks
>t. hitting their cervix, easily, every woman, even when trying not to. Now I have to get in there or stretch them special to hit it, which is honestly a good thing. But the shock factor, pic measurement factor, and deep throat factors are not as impressive
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>>84375765
You're all faggots.
If you're not, why are you all talking and reading about dicks.
Faggots.
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>>84375779
kek same
I also thought I was sticking my cock inside of the small toilet paper rolls, but they were in fact jumbo sized mega rolls
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>>84378835
or rather, could not fit my cock inside the mega rolls, thus, having a pretty big cock
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>>84375765
8" length, a little over 5" of girth. I'm also 5'8" in height and noticed that taller guys have smaller cocks on average.
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i have a big yellow cock but i'm not out here making it public information.
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Goddam I want to give a bj now. Yes im a guy
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These threads are bait but im too sleepy to care
>>84375795
I highly doubt that, im 7.5x5.75 and I was a c-section baby
>>84377270
I cannot comprehend how people can have lengths beginning in 2 and am inclined to believe this is larpage
Like if avg is 5.5 that's as common as having a 9 incher
>>84377447
This is actually an issue with being big at least for me, they require more blood to fill up so you rarely get full diamonds like in >>84377347
>>84378484
That shits not 8.3, a monster can is like 6.2in in length and the head pops out as much as mine does
You're probably measuring from the side or something
>>84378905
I thought height had a very weak but positive correlation with pp size, at least that's what I read
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>>84375765
that's not a bwc. that's average sized on a fit male after the application of better angles, techniques and filters.
TL;DR: average dick on a manlet, top kek
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>>84379486
>I thought height had a very weak but positive correlation with pp size, at least that's what I read
nta, but hey say, that out all of the myths and signs and larps regarding dick size, the only somewhat reliably consistent through the tracking wishful belief is: the ring finger is longer than the index finger.
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>>84375765
I just wish I wasn't circumcised
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>>84378646
What the fuck is that running form
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>>84379486
A european monster can is 6.8"
American cans are shorter looool
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>>84379757
or you're fucking retard who can't measure cans nor dicks. the fuck are your measurement techniques even. It's not like the fake pics or tarded measurements matter anyway, the reality will alway be harsh. Like simple questions the are asked time and again, such as
>can your dick even touch your own belly button?
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>>84375765
Dad's sperm didn't give me a Y chromosome :(
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>BWC thread only has 2 anons posting their BWC
Tragic
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>>84379797
first off: posting yourself it against the rules. it includes the schlong.
secondly: I'm never posting my beauty for degenerate troonsters to dilate to. Fuck off back to /lbgt/ or /b/ even and be a sexual degenerate there.
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>>84379782
>How tall and big is a 500 ml Monster can?
>Height: 6.7 inches (17 cm/168.5 mm)
>Diameter: 2.6 inches (6.6 cm/66 mm)
>Volume: 500 ml
>Weight: 1.17 lbs (530 g)
>Compared to the US 16-ounce version, the regular 500 ml Monster Energy can, which is the typical size in the UK and Europe, is marginally taller to fit the extra 27 ml. So U.S. cans are slightly smaller than international ones.

16oz is smaller than 500ml, so things like beer and soda tend to be slightly larger
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>>84379906
searched and found in under 2 seconds
>https://measurescopez.com/monster-can-sizes/
all your pictures and measurements are fake dogshit. Again, does it at least reach the belly button?
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>>84379906
I thought that it was 500ml everywhere like how red bull is 16oz everywhere.
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>>84379967
That's specifically talking about US sizes, are you retarded?
The furthest right is the one that anon is using. I'll accept your apology.
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>>84380002
I don't see it in the picture, nor do I care. Can is a inaccurate, stupid measurement. Multiple sizes of cans existing, which is the entire point that completely invalidates any measurement by a can, you drooling fucking retards, proves all of you canfags to be dishonest and gay.

TL;DR: Better measurement/system of get the fuck outta here. That is all.
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>>84380019
>Can't even swallow his pride and say 'my bad,'
You don't need a tape measure, you're little dick energy is palpable.
The 500ml can is pretty much the only can size you would see of monster in Europe, so I doubt anyone would even realise it wouldn't work as a universal measurement...but eitherway, how often are people comparing dick sizes overseas? It's about what the girl/guy you're posting to will be familiar with, not some universal standard.
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>>84380019
Wow youre coping hard lmao
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>>84380038
you can get into your faggot feefees all you want, but none of that are facts or science. Or will ever be accepted as data anywhere.
You do need a universal measurement system that is declared a method. And strict following of t he instructions might make the method universal and produce viable data. The mere fact that different sizes of cans exist renders the entire method completely useless.
>>84380042
stop being a retard and be factual instead. can you see the size of the can in a given picture? No? Well, disregard the picture as it is completely meaningless crap for shit eating brainlets..
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metric anon is right. you faggots probably think that it's cool to take any pic next to some can or some cylindrical object and say "loook! it's bigger, see!" but it actually just makes you look like a retard. it would be actually impressive if you just took an honest measurement
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>anon claims to be 7.5" and use 6.2" can
>anon claims to be 8.3 and use 6.8" can
>anon claiming to be 7.5" says both peek similar lengths past the can, so if the other can is 0.6" longer anon's dick would stand to be a 8.1" minimum by that logic
>somehow its not and fake news

I heard that americans are really bad at measuring things but this is so funny
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>>84380064
>>84380080
Seething samefag who can't admit he was wrong
Hahahahhahabhaha how can you be so mad about it?
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>taking dishonest measurements and dishonestly claiming samefaggotry
shameful
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>>84380108
>Claims there is no can of a certain size
>Proven wrong
>Shifts the argument to measurement in general to not concede
>Starts samefagging
>Stops replying directly out of fear
Hahahahaha
What a retard! All you had to do was say, oh I didn't know EU/UK had bigger cans and move on.
Hahahahahahaha
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>>84379486
>6.2in
>tfw mine is bigger than a monster can
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>>84380125
I'm just not the same anon no matter how much you seethe about it, and obviously there's no way to prove because if I screenshot it you'll just say I edited the page. you're just schizobabbling at this point
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>>84379967
Yes, it does reach my bellybutton
Btw Im 6'4 tall just so your american brain can understand Im not a manlet so your inevitable
>b-but he must be a manlet then!
cope does not work
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>>84380169
>Yes, it does reach my bellybutton
gratz. you just might be slightly above average in white european countries.
>Btw Im 6'4 tall
I can see that you're not. Your size in relation to the size of the furniture betrays it. Unless you have giant furniture of course.
>b-but he must be a manlet then!
it doesn't matter. I can see by the size of the fingers in relation to the penis, that it is an average adult male proportion regardless of your body size. In practice this means:
a dick longer than 8 fingers (two palms) being put against it horizontally might be slightly above average.

TL;DR: There are clear telltale signs, that do not even require any measurements, just the knowledge of anatomy, proportions, sizes of an average human.
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hello homosexuals
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15ish cm in length and 14ich cm in girth (5,9 inch and 5,5 inch). Not like it matters as I'll ever use it.
To be fully honest, I kind of wish I had a small cock. They are much cuter.
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>>84380349
do retards still not bone press?
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>>84380349
>an inch longer
>looks bigger than mine
I really need to start losing weight
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>>84375765
>Why don't you have a BWC?
but i do.....
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>>84380414
>I really need to start losing weight
nta, but same. I'm a obese fuck and my above average dick looks even smaller to me than it is. A good 1.5-2 inches are burried in the pillow of pubic fat.
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>>84380449
you NEED a BWC inside you like RIGHT NOW
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>>84380484
maybe i do but im too fat by yt standards and ill never get it unfortunately
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>>84380504
>too fat by yt standards
they popularised the term slampig
you're perfect, bby
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>>84380349
>14cm in girth
ouch!
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>>84380666
>slampig
but im not even thick enough to be a slampig
im just awkwardly in the middle..

but thanks



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