Extra comfy come outside edish for nostalgic lads and lasses
Beast of Bude: Whereabouts unknownMongs: Talking to themselvesGood Lads: Reporting inhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5MMorning one and all
First for booba (again).
First for upsetting mongs on a sunday morning x
>>84385559She'll never be the same level of cash cow for the PDC as others are unfortunately.
>>84385596Beast of Bude was last spotted in a lidl carpark entering a 19 plate nissan duke after being caught filming a young mother breastfeeding in her car.
>>84385596>b..b..but mmmma...mmm...madonna i...i...is gggayhahaMorning lad. Got myself a nice lady gray on the go (proper cuppa that) how's you
Godly vaginas
>>84385600100 round drum on your face de lid
>>84385596alright boys what's the verdict on the guy on the right he's not even doing the dance properly ffs
https://youtube.com/shorts/Zo9LP39UX9QBacc the fug up
>>84385650He looks to be trying his best which is all anyone can ask
>>84385650He's a known nonce not by you it seems
>>84385596>Beast of Bude: Whereabouts unknown>>84385664SIGHTING REPORTED
Finna slide on Welpers opps
>>84385596If it helps, I am preparing for a drive to Widemouth Bay as today is last day of school holidays and MILFs out in force.
I cannot imagine me ever having sex. It's quite depressing knowing my life will be without this.
>>84385668>>84385679All assets are being dispatched. The reign of terror from the beast of bude can last not a day longer.
>>84385679Beastie garn after the weeuns again.You're as much a wrongun as that brian noncecase.
>>84385614Can confirm. Lidl reductions were pretty weak. B&M better and lower self esteem mums, too.
>>84385679Bounty for you beast. For every MILF you post (Over 18's & MILFS in frame ONLY) one asset shall be withdrawn from the widemouth bay area. The choice if yours. We're coming beast.
>>84385686Cool. Can you let me know who to look out for?>>84385691MILFs are my thing. The single or invisible ones with low self esteem.
>>84385571Did your 2006 laptop finally die or are your parents finally giving you grief about your situation?
>>84385697Absolutely disgusting that you associate different shops with differing types of mums. Your brain needs to be studied you big southern ape.
>>84385710>The single or invisible ones with low self esteem.And you say you're not a serial rapist?
>>84385697some rich M&S milfs corrr
>>84385710I cannot reveal the description of the assets currently laying in wait for you beast, that defeats the purpose of our special recovery operation to capture you.On the MILF front, any milf, no fatties though.
Almost as good as the original for me. https://youtu.be/CDl9ZMfj6aE
>>84385713Northern. Born in Cumbria.>>84385702*does sums*Understood.>>84385715I never said that.>>84385721Understood.
>>84385715He's a beast. Not a rapist.
>>84385752He just confirmed he's not not a rapist. It's quite clear anon.
Beast of Bullshit more like. Nowhere near Bude. Prove it, mongo.
>>84385764Apart from the literal photos of Widemouth Bay near Bude? I can post fresh photos of anywhere nearby.
>>84385764You're up early sourmong. You know, there are other gimmicks ITT that are enjoyable, BoB being one of them.
skelly says 'ello
>>84385801If it isn't about or including helpermong, then sourmong gets upset lad. He's been doing it for ages now. Proper cretinous wet.
>>84385782Will be waiting in great anticipation for these MILF pictures we've been promised, Beast. Throbbing for it, in fact.
>>84385828NTA but, they are both sides of the same mong.
>>84385832Can I get you some Lidl wet wipes?
Brisket going in the oven isn't it.
>>84385833I'd say so as well.
>>84385839No need lad, will be dumping the load into a sock upon receipt.
weast of wurden
>>84385589Nu edish Is it XIndeed yes
>>84385623Not bad thanks for asking, I am just waiting on a GDK delivery. Love that place :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGkyWr9-U20Bit bizarre this ngl
The death of wokeness has been much exaggerated. It is deeply entrenched still within institutions in the uk.
>>84385963it's on a downward trajectory. peaked in 2020-2022
>>84385571>Can't really go into detailDo you still live in the same place?
Wish I had mates IRL. Guess you lot will have to do.
>>84385983In the USA and online and private industry definitely. 100%In British schools? In the NHS? In the British prisons and legal system and police? In the BBC? Strong as ever. Wokeness became mixed in with our politeness culture and became another way for the middle classes to fuck with the council estate scum.We will never have 2007 style Mock the Week back. Looking back and clips then is wild. People have been arrested online for things less extreme.
Went on a dog walk and met some horses and stroked one horse who was nice and then I saw another horse get a boner lol
>>84386015>the middle classes to fuck with the council estate scum.Not sure about that to be honest. I come from both backgrounds. Both parents seperated when I was 9, mum lives in a council house and my dad is director of a firm and lives out in the countryside. Both are equally racist, unwoke, and 'ate labour. Both came from the council estates mind you.
>>84386015You forget that UK is 3 years behind American in everything and theres a time lag. People give less of shit now than during covid era. To be fair nobody likes council estate scum.
Glad escortmong has dropped the gimmick, he kept it up for a long time. Will always remember that time he baited us all by being like "what does it mean if a girl gives your message a thumbs up emoji" and got loads of responses and then did the escort reveal. That was based and hilarious.
caught in a lip lock, when we pit stopcosmic kiss, tastes like cherry maraschinoride, passenger seat, tropical heateyes so red, you could be my valentino, yeah
>"dont make too much noise anon, dadberg/mumberg are sleeping "OkCompare that with >"Anon is sleeping, lets slam the front and back doors constantly, let the dog bark for far too long before slamming more doors">"turn that music on with the volume low but just max out the bass and subwoofer so all anyone upstairs hears is the muffled bass booming" >Every time the dog barks let her out the front or back or both and stand there clapping, whistling and shouting at the dog >the dog is deaf >*CLAP CLAP* Right cmon .... *CLAP *CLAP* COME ON DOG *CLAP CLAP* cmon....cmon.....mon........mon *CLAP *CLAP*>Dog decides to come back in>*SLAM*>BARK BARK BARK BARK>SLAM ANOTHER FUCKING DOOR LMAO >Let dog out again 4 minutes later>repeat entire process>slam the fucking door ( i lost count at 7 times with in 30 minutes) >BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKDecide that trying to get some rest is fucking useless, go down stairs to the dog barking and every cunt glued to their fucking phones as usual"Oh anon you are always so angry at times"No fucking shit you spastics
>>84386048i tired to keep up with the posting escorts every time he mentioned them but it was a rather shit gimmick imo
Stunlocked myself
British voices are too cute can someone post a vocaroo
Wonder when we will see Mark on the FOBT's
>>84386123https://voca.ro/1oO0JZwGbRew
>>84386077I lived with my dad for a few months a while back and had a normal job while he was retired and it was like midnight and he decided something needed to be drilled. I was annoyed but can't imagine how fucking furious the neighbours must have been, I would have been livid. I had to explain to him why it was unreasonable behaviour. It's enough to make you go on a rant about schizoid boomers.
Bit kafkamaxxed again these last 24 hours weren't they'ate when multiple failure points decide to dogpile on top of each other like this, i doAh well X
>>84386133:( I figured if anyone replied it would be a troll but your voice is really cute and nice </3
Pop a valproate pill because me brain's ill
Fucking birds and getting money.
Watching Cherry Falls, it's a 90s slasher about a killer that kills virgins. It's not good and there's some really weird incest overtones with main girl character and her sheriff dad, very uncomfortable. Brittany Murphy is fit though, you can see her nips through her shirt.
>84386183Please do not
>>84386143Post your voice chuddy.
Listening (and masturbating) to doja cat am I not?
>>84386150saw that in hmv today on salesurprised it isnt a porn stars name
Have to resist the urge to throw up a local gemmaberg 4 w/the heretic guardrail patch installed, don't iX
>>84386134>dad sits up most nights with the volume far too loud>he goes to bed around 2am (coughing and making noise so everyone knows) >I get up at 5am keep quiet as its fucking 5am>"Anon you made some noise this morning, it woke me up!"I have to fight the urge to completely fly off the fucking handle at this unemployed layabout Hes not having a go, but he doesnt seem to understand i want to ring his fucking neck at times for the amount of shit my family has had to deal with because this fucker decided to stop working and didnt claim bennies because "sure they give me fuck all!" as my mum works full time , so its now up to me to cover any major fuck ups money wise as "nothing can be done about it" apparentlyI had to pay to get the entire heating system in the house fixed as we had no hot water for nearly 2 years , Savings take a dent every 4 months or so when the cupboards go empty, we run out basics and everyone just ignores it like it will go awayI ask whats going on and im met with crying and complaining, "THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO WAHHHHH THIS ONE UNEXPECTED SMALL BILL MEANS THERES NO MONEY FOR ANYTHING REEEE" GET A FUCKING JOB YOU CUNT holy fuck Sorry for the rant lids
>>84386150Oh look the DVDmong posts start again on the exact same day the Ruthmong posts start again. What a coincidence!
>>84386225Fuck me lad sounds infuriating, no chance of just getting out of the situation entirely and moving somewhere on your own. Your dad sounds like a right useless bellend.
>>84386228I'm not DVDmong I'm streaming it, I don't have a dvd player I'm literally just watching a film. You've got a weird obsession.
>>84386225It's fine. It'll get worse when they physically cant do shit and THEN when you try to organise home help and shit they will really fucking turn it on, tears and wails.I just stopped doing it for my parents after they threw a "we dont need your help!!!11" after begging them to get proper help as i was snowed under.So with no help and me not doing everything they were both dead within 6 months.Stupid stubbon life stealing bastards.
>>84385752>He's a beast. Not a rapist.Beast in Glasgow means rapist and often a paedo
>>84386246>I'm not DVDmongYou are
>>84386278No you are actually
>>84386204https://voca.ro/1oowmzi5xv55
>>84386267Good thing I am not from there then, beast can mean different things all over I suppose :)
>>84386287Not sure what else beast could mean really applied to a grown man who drives around taking peeping tom photos of children
>>84386293The beast in question only takes photos of single mums I cannot see anything wrong with that. All above board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dVI3gOEGXoKnew this was going to be some kosher kike garbage going by the title alone before even watching the trailer lol
>>84386299>only takes photos of single mums Hes never done this. What he has posted is his sneak shots of a baby getting breastfed whos mother thought she was parked far enough to have privacy for her infant baby.
>>84386309>Hes never done thisYou're right, actually. He never mentioned that he took any pics ( https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84370797/#84372136 ), just that he saw some tits. Hmmm, it isn't as bad as I thought then. I might have to take back all I have said about the beast.
>>84386322#Justice4BoB
>>84386322The beast takes pictures of babies. Psycho paedo behaviour. Thoughts on if that was your sister? You don't have any thoughts though, you're another beast blob flesh bag responding to stimuli
>>84386322Trip on beast
>>84386331It never came to my mind that he might've taken any photos of anyone that young. That isn't usually something that is ever on my mind actually. It's pretty weird. You on the other hand are giving me another (you) seethemong. Seans got you bending the knee to his every post x
>>84386331My sister isn't a baby so she's safe from the beast of bude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oslN3LtaBqIWhy's a zesty mystery meat wearing a gangbanger-adjacent headband presenting this piece lol
>>84386340>The woman driving this car is currently breast feeding her young child You don't know what this means? Incel retard lol
>>84386340>Seanbeep beep beep beep beep time for another helpermong update from sourmonghttps://youtu.be/AOjmnFiEXsE?t=20
>>84386349He really is pathetically gay. Crying himself to sleep at night in the whoahahalad era.
Breastfeeding doesn't involve a baby in sourmong's sexless cranium lol
Ripping some smellyarse fartingtons rn me arnt iX
>>84386346Sourmongs let the mask slip exposing himself as a naughty boy ha ha
>>84386361Only you can answer a question like that
Wheres the lid who does the shandy bass stutter? Cbf to read back
Bought ChatGPT Pro and I'm using the Pro model to find places to visit near me, it's been going for about 10 minutes, doing all kind of mad shit like checking actual distances. I think it's nearly done, must have used millions of tokens
>>84386377Last sighted at 4am lid >>84383969
>>84386395That's 3am. Your clock a bit different from ours, "lad"?
>>84386382Grown man needs LLM to navigate his immediate surroundings
Actually it's still going. It better be the greatest list of places of all time desu
>>84386404Not really, I just don't know every cemetery and church in a 25-30 mile radius
>>84386401No, it definitely says 3:22:50 and I didn't think i'd have to reply to someone being petty about a difference of 30 minutes.. but here we are.
>>84386382This is the most unhinged activity I have ever heard of. What is actually wrong with you?
>>84386413Please be patient, he might have a learning disability.
>>84386084>i tired
Lovely day for it dee lads. Can't go out cause all the roads are blocked for a marathon.
>>84386420He's not a boring bastard. I understand that to you "being dumb is great" and his hobby is personally annoying to you, but really, you should go back to watching TV.Thanks.
>>84386413Who calls 3:22 4am? 20 past 3 is 4? How? You would say 3am. You said 4am because in your time zone an hour ahead you see 4:22.
Oh look lads it's 20 past 2 or as it's better known it's 3 o clock.
>>84386433Talking to a chatbot isn't a hobby
>>84386434You are arguing about a timestamp on a Japanese image board
>>84386084Miss him 2bh :/ Wonder if he got roughed up by the escorts pimp?
>>84386450No I am arguing that nobody looks at 3:22 on a clock and calls it 4. You would round back to 3.
>>84386456No since nothing he said ever actually happened you gullible mongoloid
>>84386457You are still arguing about a timestamp on a Japanese image board
>>84386433I'm already watching tv. Getting an LLM to tell you where to visit in your own area is insane behaviour, it's wildly unnecessary like using a calculator to add single digits together.
>>84386457No they wouldn't they'd say its twenty past or twenty five past forren
Wonder if escortmongs uncle who works at Nintendo gave him a ride to the escort shop in his private helicopter? Lool 2bh this actually happened:/
Love watching lollujo tism videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nddLIkN6QQcGonna binge watch the forest wood cabin trips later x
>>84386464No I am arguing that >>84386395 is foreign He called 3:22 4am because in his time zone the clock says 4:22. Nobody would call 3:22 4am.
>Thought for 21m 15sDamn>>84386465Do you know every single thing that's in a 30 mile radius of your home?
>>84386476Still going on about the timestamp are we?
>>84386482Still think 3:22 UK time is 4am? Which +1 foreign land you from Germany? Poland?
>>84386490Still going on about it? I am interested, why do you care so much about? If anything anon >>84386466 is closer to what it actually should be if you want to be 100% correct, so looks like we're both wrong, eh?
Why won't Ruthmong tell us what happenend?
stunlocked by timestampthe state of /britfeel/ in the big 2026
Either way I don't care that it's unnecessary, I pay 200 bong a month for Pro I'm going to get my money's worth out of it
>>84386475Hold up! This reminds me of someone.
>>84386516Don't tar us all with the same brush please!
>>84386507Still samefagging? Why did you see >3:22And think>Thats 4am Is it because you don't know how numbers work.Or is it because you actually see 4:22 in your time zone.Pretty simple lad.
>>84386547Still going on about it?>samefaggingShow me where please :)
>>84386481I know around me. Slums, slums and more slums. It's rough up north.
>>84386554>Still going on about it?Yes because you still haven't told us why you think 3:22 is 4am?
in crete atm enjoying a nice holiday, sipping on rose and eating olives x
>>84386568Ha ha, I thought it would've been you sourmong. Idk, I was just replying to the poster and typed in a 4 because it was after 03:00 :) I don't know why you've got your back up about it really, it's a bit of a silly thing to be focusing on isn't it. I bet you'll be asking me to show hand or show some other thing next won't you? :) Go on now, i've answered you now you can reciprocate by showing me where this 'samefagging' is :)
>>84386585What is the weather like? Sounds nice, it's pretty average weather back home in the UK, quite jelly!
>>84386585seen any fit greek lasses de lid
>>84386588Foreign mong thinks I didn't post the image knowing you would rush to the archive lmao. You danced to my tune saddo.>typed in a 4 because it was after 03:00Yeah you've got nothing. Nobody english would see the time is 20 past 3 and call that 4.
>>84386585Beast of Crete?
Best years in England? 1815 - Battle of Waterloo. Need I say more? Beginning of British dominance. 1857 - Indian mutiny put down. EIC abolished and India is incorporated formally into the British Empire.1945 - WW2 Victory. Joy. Attlee elected. NHS invented. Things start to look up for working people. 1966 - World Cup Win. Beatles are the biggest band in the world. Sick English rock music culture begins. 1996 - Euros. Oasis are the coolest band in the world. We all sort of pretended it was the 60s again. Lots of sex and drugs and rock and roll. Richer than ever. Amazing time. 2012 - London Olympics. Showcases the best of British culture. The history. The literature. The music. The absolute sickness. Everything after 2013 has turned to shite.
>>84386481Yeah I do you weird little runt
>>84386595https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/6299488
>>84386597I am happy that you think it is sad. I also think it is sad that you are getting upset about a timestamp, different stroke for different folks I guess :) We can be sad together at least can't we :)
>>84386610German mong
Do you remember Frankie Boyle Tramadol Nights? Way back in 2010. I enjoyed it as a teenager. Feels like the negative reaction to that show along with Sachsgate shifted stuff in British tv.
sourmong monging out on his first afternoon melty I seewhoahahahahahahaah
>>84386614English actually, I did live in Austria for a time though so you weren't far off in that regard :)
>>84386633>English actuallyNope
>>84386615Literally no memory of this happening BUT I was a student at that time without a TV or license so I just downloaded shit and watched it on my laptop and this isn't the type of thing I would download. Was it actually any good?
>>84386595it a lush de lad x
>>84386643Ok I can see you aren't going to be able to have an adult conversation so i'll stop 'dancing to your tune' now big man :) Don't stray too far from the looney bin :)
>but you said the wrong time!!!!whoahahahahahaha
>>84386633>Austria is one hour ahead of the United KingdomWhat a shock!
>you did not say exactly 3am
>>84386655Goodnight Vienna. Look, now it's 15:12 or as it's called in your country 4pm :)
>>84386660Are you dancing to my tune now? Why would I say that if I did not want the reaction? Not so hard playing your game with you. It is quite enjoyable actually.
>>84386666Nobody English who sees 3:22 on a clock would say that's 4. They would say its 20 past 3 (exact time) or they would say its 3 (approximate time). Nobody english just time travels an hour ahead for no reason. Austrian mongs who live an hour ahead do that. :)
NTA but ive actually been the austria this spring, not a big fan desu me personally, vienna was alright, the rest is a shithole
>>84386677>Austrian mongsYou didn't reply to me this time :(I've played you at your own game. One mention of Austria and you've locked on to it :) Just like you did with that photo earlier. Looks like you are as gullible as you think I am :)
Turkmong is back after posting CP the dirty nasty little nonce.
>>84386677>Nobody English who sees 3:22 on a clock would say that's 4>They would say its 20 past 3 (exact time)Wouldn't they say 22 minutes past 3 (exact time)?
>>84386686You live in Austria which is why when you looked at UK time 3:22 on your end you saw 4:22 which is why you called it 4am. You have been rumbled and now you will pipe down Hans thanks for playing :]
>>84386652Lad wearing jeans in those environs is insane behaviour what are you doing?
>>84386692HHAHAHA SO LE FUNNAY LAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE LOOoooOOOL
>>84386694Still falling for the Austria line gullible sourmong? :)
Found a pound gold while out dog walking
Wish I had a share size bag of sour skittles. What I wish I had more than anything is a roll of citrus polos but they're never to be had again.
>>84386701Still no explanation for why you think 3:22 is 4 foreign mong? :]
>>84386702That's mine I dropped it while out dog walking this morning. Can I have it back?
>>84386585With your mum?
>>84386707I replied to you earlier sourmong. You can keep running around in circles looking mongy but I won't be participating :)
Turk mong Turk mongYou're my Turk mongAnd baby you can turn me on
The terror of turkey is back. Hide your kids hide your wife.
>>84386712You have not replied at all explaining why 3:22 looks like 4 to you hmm weird me being English I see a 3 and it looks like a 3 I see 3:22 on the clock I think 3am I don't think 4am why is it you're so different hmmmmm I wonder :]> I won't be participatingDefeated :']
The Shoeless Slug of Samsun is back, it not rite
>>84386699its only 20 degrees de lad and windy, im wearing a hoodie too
>>84386652Corrr looks lovely that. All inclusive or some other type of holiday?
>>84386708can you describe it?
>>84386725I accept defeat if it means I am not a mong like you, quite happily :) Enjoy :)
>>84386709with a mate>>84386730its an airbnb
Mum went out for an Indian last night and she's been shitting through the eye of a needle for 12 hours now. She says she's not having Indian food again, not right what they did to her.
>>84386725You bodied that Austrian freak. Forrens out.
Beast of Bude: gimmick exposedMongs: monging with a side portion of lowkey seetheGood Lads: auras pulsinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh8POlIHkSI
>>84386738Not bad, I've always had decent experiences with Airbnb. I booked for the ELMS at silverstone last year. It was about 20mins by car away. Really good price considering the ELMS was on. I dread to think what it would cost when F1 is in town.
Shall be sneeding, meX
>>84386733You bodied that mong freak. Mongs out.
I always take a screwdriver on holiday
>We would be so happy, you and me, No one there to tell us what to do.>I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus's garden with (You).
>>84386745Felt that one, felt it right good and propper. How's you today?
At least he isn't posting Madonna now. Must have had some gay conversion therapy this morning kek.
>>84385717Waitrose has the edge, M&S a bit low rent these days, to be frank.
You can have some Madonna since you asked nicely good lad!https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84386761Crew need to look out for other crew. Have a blessed day. Me? Vibing to https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002tqv9
>>84386770I'm feeling itOi, Si, follah that tune
>>84386745Taking gymskin over these other reprobates in the UK 'influencer' scene any day of the week. Remember Beavo? That gimps grim as fuck lol.
>>84386745>l.l.loook im l.like g.g.gymskin i h.have m.m.mates I.im c.c.c.c.cool L.ook the pic. i.is. me p.pretend I.its m.m.m....me in t.he picWhoooooooahahahaha what a gimp
>>84386764Got any milf piccys for us? I might need those lidl wet wipes.
Today's lads must have missed the fact that Madonna was a HUGE gay icon in the 80s. Still is.
Jerking It off to gay porn
>>84386787I bet this is what he looks like thinking he's cool posting this poofter all the time. Trying to fit in when he's a stone cold nerd behind his little screen.
>>84386793We've liberated it from the fags
go on get the trip on nappylad
>>84386731Yeah, picture of the queen on it. Gold on outside silver in middle. Says 1 squiddly diddly on it.
>>84386788Love the little cakes and pastries in Lidl me
>>84386802Ugly nerd pretending to be the men he fancies on the internet lol. Same way troons post anime girl cartoons.
Uh oh melty incoming!
Lots of samefagging going on today. At least vary the format of your posts to make it LESS obvious.
>>84386755Wherefore?
>n.n.no I.m c.c.c.cool im a trendy d.d.d.deano w.with a n.nice b.body>b.b.bb.bosh..
Mega melty hahahahaha
r..r..rip ddddad
>>84386838Wait did his dad actually die? Lmao, bet he's right distraught
>follow that tune bro looooool>the beans is burnt bro creeeease
chocolate chip banana bread cake is baking right now lads, smells fucking lush
>think i will do a shoulder drop lads lol>I need an aura pulse lads loool>t.t.tttune m.m.mate thats a p.p.proper t.t.tune
Has a nation ever died from lack of immigration? Honest question.
m..mum sssays mmm.my bbb..bin bbbags ccccccoool
>>84386861ahahahahahahaha binbag wearing spacca
Can the good lads post some proper geezer blokes like proper tiktok deano lads with a sexy bod lol like sexy lads I can save on my pc lol? It's just my hobby lol
>G..g..g..gym..s..s..s.k..skin..w..w..w.ish..I.i..I.waa..was..as..c..c..c.c.ool as .h.h.h.himwhoahahahahah
>>84386861Why's he taking pictures of woman and child behind him?
>>84386874because he is a noncewhohahahahaahahahaha
>>84386861You probably fancy him and he rejected you is how all this started. You seem to only get obsessed with men positive or negative its all about lads and men or you. Gay freak.
>>84386880is someone upset about the bigbag spaz?whoahahahaahah
Whoahahamong opening up his folder of deano lads dancing and wrestler lads to go with his madonna video
>>84386888You're upset because you want to get under the binbag with him freak
>bigbaghehe
fatherless paedo and jabba the slut whoahahhaahahahah
>d.d.do you gg.guys like w.w.wrestling >l.lets play w.w.restling lol l.lets t.take our t.t.tops off l.l.l.lol
>>84386787Are you ok there chap?
>>84386894what is that? you are upset I am posting about your idol?whoahahahahaahah
>>84386897The only female you have saved on your pc
>>84386861There is absolutely nothing going on behind those eyes is there
anyone from clitheroe?
>>84386788No photos. Lovely 30-something lass in Lidl with farmer jeans and boots, wavy brown hair and a cracking pair of tits.
Little snarf is no more, she passed on the other night. Popped her in t'ground. Hopefully she made her way up to the pleroma, she will, cats are divine, so are bees butterflies and doves.Saw 2 doves and heard a bee as I was doing the dutiful. Good sign methinks.Toodleoo little buddy.
>>84386911I am a clit HERO if that's what you meanXD
nigga thinks i use a PC whoahahahahah
>>84386838It looks actually anaemic
>>84386897State of that shitty carpet.
>>84386919RI Eternal P Little Snarf
>>84386919RIP catto :(
>>84386922Do a shoulder drop gimpo ahahaha
>>84386861Why won't he shave off those pubes on his face?
nigga thinks i can be bothered to run multiple gimmicks like it doeswhoahahahahahahaha
>>84386950Clinging on to the only bit of manhood he has left
>>84386954Yo can you use a trip so I can ignore you? Insufferable cretin.
*adds hahaha to ignore list**engages in celebratory stroke*
it has to filter my posts because i upset it that muchwhoahahahahaha
>>84386897Now THAT is a beast if I've ever seen one
>>84386861Yeah we know what Sean looks like. You post your favourite pictures of him every day. We don't know what you look like but you want us to imagine you're the sexy deano lads you also save. You are a gay man.
>>84386973w...w...who...whoaha..whoahaha
mong is still champing at the bit even though i have been filteredwhoahahahahahah
>>84386861Greasy haired mongboy
>>84386988>Champing Mongboy.jpg double whoahahahahah
>>84386988Only a turbo nerd would write it as champing
>n.n.noo i have to w.w.rite the p.p.proper way>im a ss.sexy deano in r.r.real l.ife im c.c.cool>a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.aaura pulse
mong does not know what a dictionary iswhoahahahahahaha
>>84386936She was a goodun.>>84386937I'm not being too sad. She got to live life as a wild cat (feralish) then got to spend her later years inside. She had a good time.
thought you had me filteredwhoahahahahahah
Sargoon's having a punch-up with Zoe Gardner on that there Twitter.
>>84386988It's chomping, not champing.Why did you stop mongboy posting?Is it because we called out your ESL side?
>>84387005Sounds like she lived a good life to me x
mong still thinks i am behind multiple gimmicks whoahahahahahaah
mong thinks we should all speak pidgin english whoahahahahah
What are these numpties arguing about now? *shakes head
>>84387027what are they like eh brian lid? fucks sake
>>84387027That gymskin mong is having a major melty it's just him ignore it mate.
>>84386994Alri amerilad?https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/champ-at-the-bit
>>84386919snarf no :(old age?
mong thinks i have a problem with namefagswhoahahahahahaa
>>84386919Oh mate I'm so sorry to hear that, take comfort that you looked after her for such a long time and improved her quality of life. Without you it could have been a lot worse. She's in a better place now. Nor more pain. No more sadness. Freedom.
>>84387027Fuck you, Brian! /s
>>84387027Two to three mongs melting at eachother, disregard and get comfy x
>>84387035The mongboyer has become the mongboy it seems x
Why won't Brian have sex?
>.I..I've..g.g..g.ggg..ggg..got y..y..y.you.f.f.f.ffff..filtered! B.b.b..b.bbb..but..I'm..s..s.s.sss..sss.still..r.r.responding to..y.y..you!
What is the worst part of the UK?
Goddamn bitch nigger flies fucking up me comfy outdoors sesh
I absolutely LOVE watching this back and forth between the two competing mongs it is like being at a zoo and watching the monkeys having a scrap
>>84387084Hands down Dudley Birmingham area. Fucking awful place. Dudley is psychotic.
>>84387084Sunderland
>>84387084Scotland. Absolute hell hole.
>>84387084Isle of Wight. The place is entirely and I mean entirely populated by inbred poor rural chavs.
>>84387084London by far. Evil place in every way.
Should cannabis be legalised in the USA?
you know that nonce named itsover?
>>84387084Swansea. Fucking hated it.
>>84387035I fuckin knew this general was infested with them and this just proves my point ffs we cannot have anything nice without the great unwashed seething around the place. Fucking yanks.
Found this nonce hunting video and this Spacker is eating a whole quiche while being interrogated by these lads. Kekking https://youtu.be/Wbld80NKFWU?si=xdlvIrCdMucUh6sg
>>84387084Rotherham, unfortunately.
So it turns out afternoon seethemong was an american all along? It does kind of make sense then that they'd start posting in the afternoon rather than morning UK time.I say we need flags, or at least poster ID, then it wouldn't even be up for debate.
>>84387084SCUNTHORPE
>>84387038Yeah, she was 16, which is quite old.>>84387048Im happy I got to be chums with her. She was breddy cool.
>>84385589I had a primary school teacher that looked just like her. Did not like my autistic ass constantly asking where Pippin was.
>>84387017She was happy.
>>84387143It was a big mistake when we invented the internet, desu.
>>84386919I'm sorry to hear that. It was nice knowing you were looking out for her and when her owner was starting to think about offloading her after the poo incident that you were thinking of taking her, she knew.God rest you Snarf :(
>>84386602>1996Yes because it is the year I was born x
>>84386812Just found 5p too, that yours?
>>84386831I have a unique way of dealing with substandard accommodation
Winding it down for today Arnt iX
lads getting (rightly) irked by the burger lads but apus have been known to post in this thread
>>84387342>apus have been known to post in this threadutter wollocks de lid. got any proof of it de lid? thought not de lid.
Me fox mates are back, always nice to see them, not so much to hear them.
Quite sad that it took whoahaha to come back for the goodladmongs & helpermongs to shut it but I'll take it
>>84387278Yes. Give it back to me.
heeee heeeee chamone mother fucker owwwwwwwwwwww
>>84387371Donated 105 pence to a jew who swore he was not a jew, said the local synagogue needs heating
>>84385589Glad I made it for this, that programme was womfy as fuck. We wouldn't get that nowadays. Same with Brum, genuine effort was used to produce these.
>>84387224Nobody owned snarf, she was feral, my mate lived next door to a woman that had loads of cats, and she left without snarf (a kitten at the time). I've given my frome little nudges over the years, to feed her then to let her live in his house. I bought food and that for her (more towards the end, I was poor for a long time)Snarf was a free spirit, who decided to live where she'd grown up (if my friend ever moved, snarf would have come to mine. Can't trust the next homeowners would have helped).
Always thought Little Britain was shit. Lazy, hateful rubbish.
>>84387454It's a gay problem, that's why TV is universally shit in the UK, gays overwhelmed the arts and then picrel comes out of them. Happening everywhere they are allowed.
>>84387368Not the poster we wanted but perhaps the poster we needed, desu
>>84387473Think you should take your medication lad
>>84387454You have been infected with the woke mind virus
Been thinking of buying this. It looks pretty cool, anyone played it?
>>84387494>tagged cute and funny on steamTells me everything I need to know
>>84387487Better than being infected with the bloke mind virus, you just see blokes everywhere. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
>>84387358in the wepstien files, he paid apus to post pro spacca content
Bet nobody here could beat me at Street Fighter. Any one of them.
Life innithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTR-ScwmOXI
>>84387546same but pit fighter
>>84387494I'm worried if I play it I'll want to be a father. That's not a possibility for me due to the behaviour of modern women so I would end up being sad.
>>84387494Lollers completed it mate
>>84387546I think I could probably beat anyone in this thread at mariokart double dash.
Big day of activity has done me in. Dug a hole.Filled a hole.Said goodbye to a loved one.Had a solo wake.Drunk n stoned.Off tae bed pal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hc6hSKTAEA
>>84386919Awww RIP little one>>84387025>mong thinks we should all speak pidgin englishHa ha pidgin English, american English, it is all the same to them
>>84387572QRD on the game? Must be half decent if lollers has completed it.
>>84387572That vile nonce must never be allowed to goon over Diana
I pray that none of you nonces ever become a father
>>84387597Basically you play some kind of marine who goes to an abandoned space station on the moon and this AI/robot girl saves you and then you beat the bad guys together whilst protecting her, or something like that
>>84387612Is biological noncing really that common? I'd have thought step parent noncing or stranger noncing was more common
>>84387620No but noncemong can't tell the difference between them. It's only interested in the 'noncing' part.
>>84387587She did have a good life. She wasn't aggressive or anything (that I or my fren saw) yet every animal round there respected her and stayed out of her way, and 99% waited till she had done before eating any food left out (apart from alfsone the terriblu, he'd just charge in, but he was another stray cat, but didn't see him after a few years).
>>84386838Neck on that wrongun is enough for a ban honestly mate
We're all gonna live forever lads xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDe1DqxwJoc
>>84387620According to the most viewed videos on a certain porn site that is without a mother it is quite common
Imagine taking motherless seriously.
Nonce central
>>84387539helperphobic nonsense de lid. expect a visit from the frog knockers de lid.
Nowt wrong with having a long neck. These short necked gimps are just jealous
>>84387683It is funny because that is exactly what it would say
nonce is such a funny word. paedophile certainly holds more weight
>>84387705>aeOnly actual wronguns use that spelling desu
>>84387705I have to use nonces all the time in my job, always gets a chuckle
>>84387710Is that right Mr American?
>>84387473the absolute shit people make up
>>84387710Alright yank mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzDN7mCDoC0
haven't seen people talk about makaveli or seasidemark for a while
>>84387737Understandable for SSM, he's not got that lolcow factor anymore since he's been back.
>>84386994American mongboy x
>>84387494Apparently it plays like dead space. A lot of the woke mongs are up in arms over it because it contains a little girl,for some reason when they see a child in a video game it's apparently it's CP
>>84387773A lot of leftists and reddit mods accidentally outing themselves as paedos>see fully clothed child in innocent non-sexual context>"wow is this porn?"
>>84386919RIP in peace, little Snarf. You were best girl!
>>84387740He's just going on about his Dad dying in every video. Depressing. The only classic SSM style video we've had was the one of him with a cake, planning on only eating a quarter and then stuffing his face with the whole thing.
>>84386919I'm glad your cat is dead. That's one less evil piece of shit ruining the country.
>>84387797No need to be so rude is there you inconsiderate twat.
>>84387797>I'm glad your cat is dead. That's one less evil piece of shit ruining the country.This, But (You).
>>84387655don't think i'd want to live forever de lad, just going to stick to feeling wuperwonic whilst im here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhmbG_Qp0Wk
>>84387811Difficult to say what I said without being rude
>>84386919im so sorry mate. snarf and ziggy gone but not forgotten
Daniel Thompson Sullivan is an underrated lolcow
>>84387797Ooh you're hard aren't you? Bullied all throughout school? Still reeling 20 years later over the insults they used to call you? So you come here and have to spew out the venom onto somebody else that's been building up inside you for so long, what a sad little man you are. I genuinely pity you.
>>84387897No. Always funny that people say something like that though. It's how people rationalise it in their tiny brains.
>>84387921They project their lived experiences on to others x
>>84387368One time defender of feel street. Never thought I'd see the day. Everything seems to have hit the fan big time today lol.
>>84387788Anyone who uses reddit other than to laugh at the people who post there should be on a register somewhere.
>>84387817I've never understood the hype around oasis, I think they're shite personally.
>>84387921Low iq sociopath
>>84387797You are actually ontologically evil though desu, like some people seemingly just exist to be a poisonous evil presence in this world, you are one of them>b-butDon't care about whatever predictable routine you have prepared
getting back into playing guitar and singing. rusty as fuck lads x
>>84388031Whatever helps you cope. I still don't care about your dead cat.Not a sociopath. Not evil.
>b-but wait I have a whole routine about why I don't like cats I walk around waiting to be prompted into my shopped autistic diatribes everyone must listenThe worst archetype of 4chan poster, the redditors of 4chan
It was a beautifull day today lads perfect for a bike ride
>>84388042Boring midwit x
>>84388050ignore the edge lord we all mis that poor cat
Pathetic meltdown from the usual midwit losers.>b-b-but cats are so cute>you must be an edgelordSnore.
>midwitCopying me now lol. Legit NPC.
i need to get in shape i did some slight physical work at my job today and im alredy sore
Mum!! The mongs are arguing again!!!
cats r frens
>>84388085Stop ban evading lad
>>84388090im not sean i just collected the legendary mega apu file
>>84388090I highly doubt the chief of the mongboys is ban evading, lad. He isn't smart enough. You're giving him way to much credit.
Play us a song lad x
I am tired of britfeel. These mongs. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their drivel.
The novelty of moving out wore off very quickly. I miss my parents
>>84388085I tried looking that up on the archive but I can't seem to find it. Would you mind reuploading the zip? https://filebin.net/
>>84388166i cant find it either
Play us a song go on x
>>84388148First time living alone lad? Yeah this is a normal reaction, you get hyped and excited for a little bit, then the reality of having to live your own life kicks in and things feel low for a bit, but then you normalise and eventually you realise that it's overall better to be living independently. Trust me, I know you miss them and being 'home' right now but you do get through it and come out the other end better off.Try just having a couple chill days, go to a cafe, see a movie, order takeaway and play some favourite vidya, just do a few low effort but fun things and it'll help. Part of it is you're probably overthinking things.
>>84388172I found the file but the actual mega is down, you can search the phrase "frogs for free" and find the link but the actual mega link is dead.
offie is a bully
>>84388178AyeMoved an hour away from them and any friends I had. It's just being in a house with nobody there, coming home to nobody. You can do whatever you want and have big telly wanks, but I'm just missing the comfort of how things used to be and it's not coming back.Wish I spent more time with them
>>84388173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeUnnquIX1Min memory of snarf x
>>84388140You are free to leave at anytime?
>>84388217No. I spend all my time here. I want it to be a nice place without mongs.
Bude edish next please.
>>84388221>I spend all my time hereGrim.
Have we all now admitted that the Beast of Bude is not a nonce?
>>84388235Only goodladmongs and helpermongs thought he was. Regulars know the score.
Next thread needs more fisting videos. Straight. Thick woman. Confident man. Good view of the orifice being fisted.
Need me some jungle Bussy
Dropped my tuna mayo baguette from a local cafe on the floor earlier, and there were too many people around for me to not give a shit and eat it from the floor, so I had to throw it away. Tragic
>>84388235Can confirm my preference is mums, specifically MILFs, ideally the low key cuties with low self esteem that blend into life and are invisible. The lack of attention some lasses get when they leave their prime age makes my task much, much easier.
>>84388257Would you eat it if you were alone?
>>84388263Of course I would lad
>>84388259Is your task ogling the boobs of mothers?
Been ages since I had a baguette. Quite fancy a baguette now. Might have a baguette. Tuba mayo cheese bacon.
>>84388265Good effort. Waste not want not. Floor sammich is just fine. Just ignore all the literal shit and piss people have walked in and you will be fine.
gonna eat this entire bag from a salad bowl aren't i x
Been thinking about Ruth's tuppence a lot recently.
>>84388281looks delish
>>84388286Her fanny is ageing fast. At some point you'll have to stop thinking about that rotten old clam.
>>84386919RIP Snarfie
Wonder how long the sourdough craze is going to last.
>>84388304She's still in her early 20s. I'm sure she still has a aesthetically pleasing little innie slit.
>>84386911Clitheroe?Count bisping ran away
Is La Dispute real emo, emolad?
Sensitive young man. 'Gifted' kid.
Ate loads of steak and fried potatoes and broccoli and peas and a homemade mushroom sauce and now I am comatose. Living like a damn king over here.
morning, lads. heard some people were confused about times of day?>>84386431hello again, comforting photograph, this.>>84386919so sorry to hear this, friend. thank you for your service to catkind, taking Snarf in when you did!>>84388281have you had the mocha ones?
me? intellectually peaked at 14-15.suspect i'm of higher-than-average intelligents, i was just failed by someone else.
>>84388396>intellectually peaked at 14-15.marmiteman4 made THAT video at 15
marmiteman4 distributed THAT video at 15
>>84388352>first album released in 2008after my time, but they sound emo to me, lad. emo is like autism: i know it when i see it.
>>84388396Why do you think you are of higher than average "intelligents"?
>>84388396>intelligents
*puts the Garden State soundtrack on your iPod*
me? talking to myself online in my wungalow just off weddington woad x
>>84388435Did he suck off a Pakistani bloke? That's a fun new bit of lore
>>84388450that's just what we call the userbase around here.
Seaside WON.
Me? Just ate 4 chocolate Easter eggs, and I am gonna have another one.
did any of you play pic related?
>>84388476He still smells of fish and I do not. I won again.
>>84388487I'd love to smell of fish and i'd love to smell of shit though...
>>84388492>I'd love to smell of fish and i'd love to smell of shitUhm, I'm almost too afraid to ask, but why? Is it a sex fetish thing?
>>84388497I'm keeping that bit private. But it is safe to say he won in my book. Lucky bastard.
SeasideMARK rubbing me down with his intoxicating fishy shit and letting me marinate so I acquire TMAU and get put on the road to Top Rate PIP.
>>84388513coooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its fucking luuuusssssssshhhhhhhhhh
you can play as the school bus as long as i can pick the stage, if that's alreet with you lads?don't worry, it will be Hoover Dam or Secret Base x
>>84388524ive never played that but it looks really cool
>>84388513TMAU is not classed as a disability.
>>84388513TMAU can be treated by avoiding certain foods. It is not a permanent illness.
>>84388552>TMAU can be treatedNot for everyone de lad. Mark can't avoid it, TMAU follows him around like a bad smell...
neets doing work experience dressed up as a restaurant mascot standing in the middle of a roundabout holding a 30% off sign in 28c heatbring back 2015
>>84388524What the fuck is that 1900's shit. Old cunt.
>>84388612You need to be (+18) to post here anon x
WTFhttps://x.com/Hybrid_Ola/status/2045863259408847210
lollin at young'uns trying to make 'late 1900s' a thing.why are they all so catty?
From the archives: are Sean.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPO3airED6Y
>>84388670why not 20th century or even 2nd millennium
>>84388674>t..t.t.t.t..t.t.ttt..ttt.t.t..Tommy r.r.r.r.rrrrr.r.r.r.rrrr..r.r.obbinson whoahahahaha
i am regretting these beers
1 of 3 then bedtime
2 out of 3 then bedtime
Remember in my teens , aload of us soaking bog roll with soap and water and making them in to balls . Use to hide behind a wall waiting and absolutely plaster cars that came past. Haha good times
and 3 out of 3 then bedtimethis is stormfront forum
>uploaded by him on May 1, 2013>i'm just a 18 year old with a webcam????
None of the Apuettes will touch me at the spawning pond so we're doing this one of two ways my lid.Pull your trousers down now lid. It'll be real quick de lid just you see de lid.or I spark you and we do this the rough way de lid.
>>84388735ummm..le hecking based???
New threadsworthingtonshireberg>>84388789>>84388789>>84388789
>>84388674hahahahahahahahahaha what a mongboy
>>84388674>garn be propah racialist x
