Happy Birthday to Hitler editionlast thread:>>84353990
Dont forget to take the Hate Values test!https://bannnedb.github.io/
>>84393274Happy Birthday Hitler! I could have fixed you.
what if hitler saw a paraplegic james charles
You could make his favourite cake :D
Turned my bachelors thesis in yay
okay but you forgot to turn in your birthday wishes for hitler
>>84393704Follow your leader yay
>>84393284>hates everything except for homos and femboys it's the hypocrisy that gets me
>>84393744my honest opinion:https://files.catbox.moe/wfb26g.mp4
>>84393770its too based and gigapilled, how could you tell?
i look like this btw (im in this picture)
>>84393947It's just immature, child. Boys like you rarely keep that act up after 25
>>84392657Not really. Trannies literally harassed the author of the manga off Xitter trying to cancel her
>>84394043>It's just immaturehow could you tell?
time to mow the dreaded grass again, going to be fun to do with a dressing on my finger.
If you're fat and single just lose weight lmao.People are going to treat you like shit for being fat no matter how much you try to cope about body positivity, especially if you're a dude
>>84394463True but I'm too lazy to lose weight
I try to lose weight but I just can't, if I go without gaining more than I'm happy. I say this as I'm stuffing myself with a second lunch because I was still hungry after the first one.
>>84393680What degree did you get anon? Zoology? Congratulations! Are you going on to grad school?
>>84393284i need to become more based uwaaaah
>>84393744Dubs, just in time for his birthday! Yay!!!!
>gay people praising hitlerpottery
I am not Brit but I want to say it's also Columbine shooting's anniversary
>>84393744Erm but meow you and your entire family and ancestors were allied with hitler and fought for him so he was your leader?
>>84395149They shot Columbus ;-;
What is up homosex nation I'm your host dj hitlerman
Reading japanese comments on youtube is such an experience, they're so dramatic and emotional it's hilarious
>>84395312I've had picrel stuck in the back of my mind for a while
>>84393284rate my results guys! :D
Finally watched The Most Beautiful Boy in The World and I came out hating Bjorn Andersen. He was an inept retard who blamed all of this problems on the fact that he was hot when he was 15. JFC, what an insufferable, self-victimizing faggot.
>>84395889>white supremacist >100% pro pedophile
>>84395889>pedophilicevery fucking time kek
>>84393284404 error on that link, hmm... these work thohttps://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/https://bannnedb.github.io/Bannned-Tests/>>84394137poor syundei :(
>herdeath to fujos, only gay men should write gay men.
>>84393284probably answered a few wrong
>>84394681I'm still not done, it was just the first version. Neurobiology and physiology. Yes I will do masters>>84395163Deeply retarded take
>>84397730Neuro is cool. Did you have to take a lot of computer science classes? That's what always kept me away from it. What are you hoping to do with it? You're gonna be the brain surgeon?
>>84397746Some but they were fairly easy. I'm a biology student, not a med student. I wanna work on the field but probably won't do a PHD.
this isn't a thread of robots that happen to be gay, this is a thread of gays that happen to larp as robots because they hate that the other gay general has a little more sex than they have Huuuge difference
>>84395889>>84397458why are straggots here?
>>84397819You ought speak for yourself not for others.
>>84397978I am a robot thomost gays here aren't, that's a fact.
>>84398050I imagine a good chunk of people here have also never had a relationship, though i dont actually know mind
>>84398066being a robot isn't just about relationships, tho that plays a huge part in defining a robot. Robots are a mess, awkard at social interactions, not conventionally attractive, and not very successful socially wise, many times carreer wise as well since this is also the main board for NEETs, and not rarely misantrophic. Last one checks out, but I've read anons here having partners, above normie tier careers, and posting their twinkish bodies or even bulky masc ones, and this sometimes it's reflected in the way they talk. These people aren't robots
>>84398105Hm Yeah your probably right now i think abit harder. Thats a shame and all really but i suppose it makes sense somewhat, most straights here these days barely qualify frankly.
>>84398129I dunno, haven't been in the straights threads since a long time, don't care about their problems anymore. I guess maybe the women posting here are actual fembots>it makes senseI think it helps that gays are more successful overall in life, academically, money wise and with social circles, so a gay robot is the rarest bird
i am not a robot i'm a boy boy killaWhat should I wear today? The default pick would be my white shirt and light gray slacks.
>>84395889Has to be a troll and Im confident about it because you seem to hate everything gay there and are comically right wing probably making a satire of a self hating faggot trope
>>84398105You have to be over 25 at least to be a robot btw
It's weird waking up with a rock hard dick when you're not horny
>>84398658checks out, alas
>>84398670Cherish it and fap it out to thank your penis. One day, it won't work anymore
>>84398730What a bleak reply lmao
>>84397320>404 error on that link, hmm... these work tho>https://bannnedb.github.io/Hate-Values/>https://bannnedb.github.io/Bannned-Tests/oh true. ty for fixing
what if I found a guy that I like and he loves me back too a lot but then it turns out he had HIV and never told me?? I guess I should never have sex, not even with someone that likes me, because it's a trap
>>84399192That's a crazy self cucking scenario you thought of to convince yourself to never try and I appreciate it. I mean even if he didn't have HIV what if he cheated on you later on with someone who did and then gave it to you? You don't wanna be an HIV gaymancentipede do you? You never know man
It's actually crazy how fast the days go by I don't get how anyone can say time moves slowly
I think I'm too sensitive to any kind of change. It doesn't help it's usually for the worse.
>>84397834Anon is optimistic
>>84398072Ok cuckbot but did it involve meow again?
>>84397819Connor Franta deserve a thick BBC over his eyes and another one over his lips just saying
>>84399271Time goes by, so slowly for those who wait.
>>84398621Back in my day music was good
filefag where are you?
she-was-a-gir-lhew-as-a-trans-boycan-i-may-ke-it-any-more-obvi-ous
>>84399407Time flies when you're a faggot :D
Meow meow where husband to gently rape my prolapsed whore whole consensually yay
https://youtu.be/rK5TyISxZ_MMy anthem yay >>84399488This unironically except my hole isn't prolapsed
>>84399466Fly your baby batter into my faggot hole pls
>>84399581You will have to wait a while for that faggots :DD
>>84398756jonah asking the big questions
everything is sentient, especially your walls
>>84399669>POV: youre jonahs phone rn
Where husband who hugs me yay
My itty bitty white boy clitty is quivering from lack of sex my clitoris is quivering
>>84400872may i see you tboy clitty?
>>84400911No since it's only 6.5 inches long whenever I show it to a bottom they laugh and make fun of me because of my tiny white penis so I can't have sex or relationships because of my small penis
>>84400977yeah yeah you are correct but i don't mind. post throbbing anxious clitty
Gloo give me attention wa where's da husbie meow
desperately praying to god to kill my father againplease god have mercy on this family take him away to hell
>>84399669damn right i love speakijng to animals and wondering if they think about what i say or try to speak back to me.>>84399694especially the plug sockets. the vibrating is them Communicating with you.>>84400010make the lips smaller and i see it.
>>84400010LMAOsaved to my _soynah folder
respecting your autonomy and treating your goals as equally valid as my own (even though mine are really smart and a good use of money and yours are fucking stupid and a waste of money(i don't say the part in parenthesis out loud))
>>84401437Respect my tiny penis and treat it with the same respect you treat your own BWC
time for yet another summer of yard work, I hate grass so much.
>>84401206He did make the lips smaller compared to yours tho
All ofy problems are other people's fault if I was by myself and they didn't involve me in their bullshit I'd be quite happy if I had a roof over my head and meals. Cats get this, heck pets in general get this but I can't have it. Isn't that bullshit or what?
>>84401755You will never be entertaining, appreciated or loved tho
>>84401789I just successfully entertained myself, am appreciated by many and loved by few souls lucky enough to know me. Sour grapes much?
>>84401780this is like learning about how meat is made. what do you mean there's pig buttholes in hotdogs. to a great extent, the world runs on child abuse. it doesn't necessarily have to but it totally does. most children experience abuse. if you study sociology it's unavoidable. in certain populations, like autistic people, it's actually impossible to study the effects of trauma conclusively because no control group exists. meaning, they can't find any autistic people that -haven't- been traumatized as children to compare with.
>tfw no autistic rapist bf
>>84401823sorry no thank you i don't like it, the screeching hurts my ears
>>84401245you should send me it. i wanna see....>>84401755FALSE. complete and utter LIE!!!>>84401823until We're snottily crying and Shitting ourselves and hitting ourselves
HOW DO I TURN OFF FAGBRAIN HELP!!!TL;DR: Fagbrain is confusing straightbros genuine kindness and close friendship with deep intimacy and love unrequited>Go to college>Meet a cute boy (straight) name Riley in a ghost hunting club>Incredibly kind, funny, beautiful, small stoner, into vidya and music>Kinda basic but it's hard to do his profile justice on /r9gay/>Turns out we're from the same home town, too>Develop small crush>Become very close friends over three years>I drop out junior year due to mental health struggles>He graduates>We both move back home and immedieatly reconnect>Him: all his friends moved away to new places and he's working a help desk job in IT>Me: no friends, KHV, underweight slightly femme bottom (yes I am a stereotype kinda)>We text every day about random shit, memes, he sends me music I end up adoring>Realize my heart does backflips when he texts me>Realize the scent of his clothes/body/even his clean laundry is like a drug>Realize that I cannot stand being away from Riley and try not to overwhelm him when we spend time together like twice a week>Sob and beg my retard fag brain not to think there's more to it on those nights we stay up and smoke weed, talking about trying to fix our lives>And the forces opposing us>And when he looks at me and fistbumps me>Doesn't even call me a bro>Just thanks me for understanding him (he thinks he's weird) and being his friendOne time he said if he gets married to a nice GIRL, I'll be his best man, haha of course BRO, haha FRIEND, hahahahahaha PLATONIC BUDDY, hahahaha ohhhh hahahahahaHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELPME
>>84402005Let somebody queerbait me, be my husband, be my boyfriend, be my fwb, be my friendYou should chip a nigga then throw the blower in his lap
>>84402005christ i don't have time to write down the obvious things for those that can't control themselves. i'm gonna go pinch a big loaf and come back and might mediate you.
>>84402079Tbh I haven't had like ANY friends growing up and only a few friends in college -- all of them gay or some flavor of queer. They didn't have anything kind to say about straight bros on campus so I never really got to know any.I don't think he's queebaiting me, but I don't know how intimate straight boys get with each other (lewd). Like he has no problem changing down to his underwear around me but it's clearly not a big deal to him. He's never kissed me or even cuddled up to me. He hugs me but he often says he's not afraid to show emotion or affection to his friends so I have no idea how to feel. When we get drunk and smoke weed he seems more focused on fun/profound experiences (he drags me on "night walks" when we're high and we spend like hours walking around talking) than intimacy.But what he doesn't get is that those moments where he thinks he's sharing his feelings and inner world with a good friend (he knows I am gay) my fagbrain thinks this is what lovers do.Is it?>>84402096You'll have to talk to my lawyer bf
>>84393284Why do gay men hate negros and jews so much?
Let me catch my son calling another man daddy
>>84402005good grief.. do not fuck this up. he is just a friend anon, he has no feelings for you other than being a good friend to him. Your emotions, can create delusions very easily and it is hard not to devolve into that state. Just keep him as a friend, lower yourself down from that fantasy and try looking for other guys. We all want to casually meet a guy our dream guy at work, park, coffee shop, bumping into them and helping them pick up their belongings, whatever people dream of now-a-days, and have our monogamous gay marriage (and hopefully we all will, if that is something people still want). Aside from that, does he even know you are gay? Would he behave differently if he knew? I saw your other post stated how he dresses down around you, do you even think he would continue to do that if he knew you were gay?
yare yare daze jojo
>>84402560>Aside from that, does he even know you are gay? Actually yes, he does, as I have told him. The difference is he says he's "totally cool with it."He once talked to me though. He said that while he loves my company, he's still navigating "treating me like one of the guys" in a way. He said him and his other straight friends undress around each other for purposes and he felt like he was wrongly "treating me differently" so treating me like his friends is his way of rectifying.I admit I won't complain. He has a really nice hiking body.>Would he behave differently if he knew?Probably not>I saw your other post stated how he dresses down around you, do you even think he would continue to do that if he knew you were gay?Yes.
Forever loves decay
Thinking about getting a tan for the summer but I barely leave the house. And also going to the gym again. Would you date a olive skinned brown haired twunk r9gay niggas
>>844040301000% be careful to keep the sun exposure reasonable tho. honestly tho tans are insanely overrated
My fbf will be ghostly pale like me, I'm talking white as a sheet.
>>84404221Yea I know. I just think it would look cool on me with my brown hair. Do you recommend a tanning salon? Gonna have a lot of money soon and wanna put towards something remotely productive.
>>84404030>picid'd date a tan boy but not a pedophile
>>84402005I've been there, multiple times. You are love-starved so you are hungering after the closest guy you have. The solution is to get a bf. After that the tension with your friend will disappear. In general it's not a good idea to put all energy into one friend, because if that friend disappears or hurts you then it's devastating.You have to put yourself out there. Whether that's socializing IRL or using apps. You're young and skinny so it'll be easier than you think.
>>84404567Bill is a grown ass man Most of y'all tell lies
>>84404339I'm white as a sheet I avoid the sun and use sunscreen every time I'm outside so I couldn't tell ya other than I hear tanning salons are a great way to get cancer. Anyway I bet the contrast between super pale twink and tanned twunk would be hot haha especially with no tanlines..>>84404227and soft as a baby from avoiding physical labor?
>>84404590Not the anon you replied to, but I can't understand what you'd suggest apps for. In my experience at least, the second I apply any super important filter, say, monogamous + doesnt want kids, I'm down to 10 options in 100 miles and they're all npcs or degens with broad interests like "dogs, walking, running, games, hiking". WHERE ARE THE WEIRD (in a good way) GUYS!! Im not even in a rural area fwiw I'm so hopeless about apps....
>>84405206the person youre replying to is not interested in the mature conversation youre attempting to court. if/when he replies to you, he will concern troll you, and attempt to bait you into a conversation/debate you can never win because he will not take anything you say seriously/ will not engage with anything you say. do not waste your time, please do not respond to him (or anyone who talks about apps. these conversations are ALWAYS traps)
>>84405246Thanks anon. That's a shame though, maybe there is someone who is up for it. In the rare times when there's a good thread on r9k the responses being through is so nice. (years ago)
>tfw no soft sock bf
Buying the dip in the top shortage
Mouse PI was good, much better than I expected it to be going in. Voice acting was top notch, loved the gameplay especially shooting and art style was the only thing I'd knew would be good. Definitely not just another product trying to cash in on revival of early Disney style animation trend. Even the price is reasonable for the amount of content you get honestly, especially in this day and age when they're charging you 20e for a fucking port of some old ass arcade game or 70e for shitty slop that's not even fun which I recently saw.Now that I beat the game I'll probably play that Jay and silent bob beat em up that dropped while I was playing mouser. Or something else not sure yet.
i am an unwell person
>>84406026not really, it's society that's unwell
>>84406026show your unwell pole and houle
Waa I'm still sad and lonely why isn't anyone saving me waa waaaaa
>>84405491>tfw no cum-crusted hard sock bf>>84407092the possums you post are so soulful i enjoy them thanks do you draw them?
>>>/lgbt/Begone to your home. Make your autism thread in your faggot board.
I realized that popping boners are extremely hot to me, even on the ugliest guy on Earth, unless we're talking about a rapist or someone very old or very young. It's not about their penis getting into me, I'm not a bottom (only), I guess men getting horny makes me super horny, like their rationality slowly fading away while their dicks grow, going wild, sweating, becoming awkard and animalistic at the same time. Anyone else?
>>84407133how can this guy even have such a huge bonerr?
>>84407143probably fake
>>84407124No they are by @2oo0o0m over on twitter I can't draw anymore because of my meds
>>84407150no it look quite convincing, i wonder how it looks outside of pants
>>84393284Wow an actual retard must have written this test>Blacks are predisposed to commit crime due to them being black.no it's not the literal fucking melanin giving them a predisposition
>being a gay racistcan I get a yikes in chat? Seriously.
daily reminder you missed out on legally having cute shota sex in high school
>>84407510There were like 5 boys in my whole high school and I wasn't attracted to any of them
