St James Park edish
What is the worst job imaginable? Prostitute is up there tbqh.
Don't see the appeal of getting homoerotically aroused by sweaty men running around that the majority of football fans enjoy.>>84400248Pilonoidal abcess drainer
Defending a nonce online because i'm scared the heat will come my way instead x
First for disgusting PaedoLad edish
>>84400256Hate goyball me
>>84400235miss when you could get a ticket by just turning up on the nightcan't get in now
>>84400263Love you lad, glad you're here every thread x
>>84400270I usually watch the world cup but this year I have zero interest in it, might look into getting a new TV because whenever the world cup is on there are TV discounts.
>>84400263https://vocaroo.com/1mqlmF1xUqwX
>>84400234I didn't, but my dad went to school with David Bowie
>>84400272Quite picturesque this photo. You see a man who's down on his luck crying in sorrow and an onlooker looking in disgust or bewilderment.
>>84400299Layers mate
Something smells in the thread.... did someone leave a mackerel out
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76699447/#76702901
>>84400308smells lush
>>84400310lol I knew it, the poor lad gets off on being humiliated
holy shit I didn't realise the smoking ban meant literally for life what the actual fuck are they doing the puritan wankers? 2000 me but imagine getting stopped by a 40 year old in 2048 asking you to buy him ciggies, this is utter madness. Whats next?
Humiliation fetish is just sad! No cap
>>84400325It crazy innit yea it is
>>84400341smoking is a mong idea to begin with but telling fully grown adults what they can and cant do like this is madness. Wanking ban? booze ban?
>>84400350Almost as if they are pandering to a certain peoples
cant have crossbows, cant have ciggies, wallahi the uk is finished
I bet you that they ban cigarettes but don't ban shisha because it would negatively affect Muslim culture.Like when Theresa fucking May brought in that retarded law to ban every psychoactive drug ever automatically, but added an exception in the law for poppers because banning poppers might negatively affect gays having chemsex.
>>84400325what's next is someone other than Labour gets in power and repeals it (easy votes for Reform, basically, who I almost think they want to lose to). But yeah, it's stupid levels of nanny stateism
>>84400378lol, one of my friends used to buy poppers and do them. Don't think they even get you, high, do they? I don't think he knew it was a gay thing either.
>>84400310What a pathetic worm of a man hahaha. I knew he was a fucking wrongun but fucking hell it GETS WORSE hahaahBetter life than me my arse
>>84400396Yeah they give you pleasure. People take them at raves. They make the blood rush to your head which gives you a very brief euphoria of about 1 minute, and enhances all your senses.Gays take them because they also relax the anus.
>>84400400If he enjoys having his balls crushed by a woman in big shoes then isn't that a good life? Do you enjoy your life?
3 Stops away.New toys, new toys!
>>84400412Mental gymnastics mong creeping out of his mongcave>h..humiliation ..i..i..is nnnnnormal h..h..he ..i..it ..i..isnt t..that b..b..badHahahahahaah
>>84400454You are probably getting him off right now with all this humilation
I mean, it's blatantly obvious the elite have decided that Reform is Britain's next governments, and handshakes are happening behind the scenes.Probably happened around the time they kicked Lowe out. Farage is not a man who is above being bought.
>>84400463>tttttthat wwill shhhhhut tttttthe twoll uphaha yeah I bet he is sat naked as he strokes his little pecker thinking about me and not (you) and that upsets you deeply
Why is blad talking shit about HHL, I thought they were mates??
>>84400509It's seethemong or trollmong. All he does is have a melty every day over someone who isn't here.
>>84400520But you never think about 'seethemong' at all, right? ;)
>>84400522I am in their heads morning, noon, and night and it is lush
kids home from daycare i see
>>84400573>daycareAlright Mr American x
>>84400509It's fucking not me I've been downstairs watching the snooker. Rocket ronnie was on and he absolutely battered this chink lad
mong still thinks I have a problem with namefags ha ha
>>84400607mong thinks I am sad enough to employ helpermong tactics hahaha
>>84400509There are others that own iPhones and iPads you know. 22.2 million in the UK according to Google.
>>84400625Why did you start ranting about HHL at the end of host's slopcast? T'was out of nowhere.
>>84400618Dreadful showing from the mongcollective today x
>HAPPENINGSmoking ban for people born after 2008 in the UK agreed
>>84400656Why delet straight away? You're not suspicious at all lad, don't worry.
>>84400638When that thing on Christmas Day or Boxing Day whatever it was? I simply said get Helper on this podcast thing and let's have a right good time that's all. Don't see a problem with that if I'm being honest.
>>84400652What if somebody was "born" in 2007 but went into a coma immediately, then woke up in 2010?
>>84400665Ah it was the last bit. That's ok.I'll take your word for it, as my memory is bad.
>>84400663Kek you got me. I deleted it because I thought it was a bit harsh that's all. I didn't need to fly off the handle like that. Here's the proof that I haven't been taking the piss out of our helper if that's what you want.
>>84400663You are so completely and utterly mindbroken by the troll you're lashing out a normal posters get a grip man.You've still got time to delete the post.
>>84400665It's some mong trying to kick off and start drama. Over a podcast from Christmas OI WOT DID U SAYS ON THE PODCAST M8 ffs lad needs to take his meds
>>84400663State of you drama mong. Desperate to instigate at any cost you bored lunatic
>>84400678>>84400696>>84400712There's a good chance I'm schizo, I won't lie.>>84400691Nah nobody broke my mind, maybe I broke my own years ago.
Feeling a bit depressed today. Just thinking about stuff.
dramamong on the ropes oh aye
>>84400730You're lucky I said something, you can now pass the blame onto me, and now also have another target to go for.
wish i could play guitar like john fahey
>NOOOO DONT SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT THE KING OF THE MONGS OR ILL TELL MY MUM!!! YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT!!!
Sean Allan won and you can't handle it kek x
wish i could play guitar like offie
wish i could play keyboard like crossy
>>84400785How can you win if it's not here, IP banned (losing), and had a one week old pass revoked (double losing)?
wish i could play with my penis like blad
wish i could be locked up in a spacker prison like helpernonce
Wish I wasn't a bellend like me.I did originally put schizo, but that's not fair on other schizos, and I may not even be schizo, so bellend is a good fit, IMO, desu.
Young face of the BNP (2009)
>>84400779The sad reality is 95% of the mongs are like that ITT ha ha ha
>>84400799I better enjoy it while I can because when the quacks put me on velafaxine I probably will never have a boner ever again. Seeing them tomorrow to discuss my fate.
>>84400817>Young face of the BNP (2009)ha ha ha
I'm taking the cure, so I can be quiet wherever I want.
Any lads here use last.fm?
>>84399309FFS missed the darts lad this morningFor me? It's Wadey.LADIES AND GENTLEMENFROM ALDERSHOT, ENGLANDA WINNER OF THE WORLD MATCHPLAY, PREMIER LEAGUE, EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP, A TWO TIME WORLD GRAND PRIX WINNER, AND THREE TIME UK OPEN CHAMPION.THE MACHINEJAMES WADEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DGQfa4eR80Any darts lads should read up on his mental health struggles. Forgetting that though, he is just a fucking quality player. Criminal he never won the big one to be honest. Played during the taylor era, mvg era, now the shittler era and has always been in and around the top 10 in the world, if not top 5. He can't catch a break poor wadey.
>>84400855I have almost 7k scrobbles of the Macc lads x it sad
>>84400878Most I have is 2.3k. Mad
i have a lot of expendable income but i have nothing i want, no expensive hobbies or interests as such.a treat for me is a couple of pints and some lunch in spoons i hate spending money
>>84400891You can't take it with you when you're dead lad. Could you try investing in Gold or a SNP500 fund?
>>84400905Reminds me of that lad who said he was working as a roofer part time and spending his PIP and UC on physical gold.
Would post my most listened to artists but I might get bullied
>>84400938Why, is it that bad?? Unless it is Gary Glitter or something I think you'll be fine.
>>84400957It's just very basic bitch-y. If somebody else posts theirs maybe I will
I made a vile stench in the supermarket. It was only a microfart, noiseless, but incredibly potent. And it lingered for ages.I realised my mistake immediately and left the area because it was too much even for me to smell, but I felt guilty because I saw anyone that walked there would turn wide-eyed and then rush away from the area with a look of disgust on their faces.
Has waaaay too many overnight oats and I am pooing for the 4th time today. Do not recommend. Stings. Guts are noisy. Help.
>>84400938No bully in this place bossman. Please post.
>>84401028An old boss of mine who I posted about a few weeks ago, the one who was off work for months and months because he got cocky with a few kids on bikes when he was walking his dog and got sparked out by them, Well, anyway, he used to have them every morning at work and they fucking stunk out the place. Not sure if it was just whatever the gremlin was putting in them or if that is just how repulsive they smell but I've never understood them or liked them because of that.
I've decided to book myself into a (pretend) mental elf insane asylum, I (really) won't be posting for a bit (potentially only the rest of the night). It's for the best.Adios amigos.
Choon: PostedMong status: Monging out over a BELTER of a choon (...i...it's gay y...y..youre g..g...gay) mindbroken, stroking themselves over the mong in chief in their mums spare roomGood Lads: Not coming back, onto a new ting>>84400938Nothing to be embarrassed about, King, it is all personal preference. There are some things in life that warrant being bullied for.. choons aren't one of them.
>>84401043It's funny when office wagies think they're hard. At new years office nights out all the wagies get drunk and start having punch ups. All that repressed energy being a yes sir no sir office cuck.Let's be real though it's even worse. Half the time it's Yes Miss No Miss.
>>84401076It'd be sound if I remembered me choonhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
My ferapissed just said I should apologise to blad, and I agreed.Sorry blad, honestly.
Taking orders from nagging women all day. "Working" by typing like a nonce geek rather than working with your hards which makes women wet. The sad emasculation of modern life.
i'm a bad babysittergot my boyfriend in the shower(whoop)im making six bucks an hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS0RxcYEFyo
>>84401080I don't work anymore now but in the 4 jobs I did from 16 to 28 I had three male bosses (the one who got sparked, a Slovakian who ended up sniffing coke on company time and nicking a truck mounted MEWP, and my dad) and my last boss on my final job was a women. I loved it and hated it. On the one hand I am pretty sure she knew I had something wrong with me and took pity on me to make it easier for me/protect me from the senior management mongs if I did a fuck up. And on the other hand because I have something wrong with me (scared of talking to women being one of them) and I was her only employee I had to endure 8 hours of middle aged women gossip, slagging off other departments, etc.. oh and radio 2. All of that for four 4 years. Glad those days are behind me now. On that bennygrind now.
>>84401125I'm not saying don't take a break but I wish I had stuck it out at my job desu or tried something else rather than getting papped on benefits and becoming too comfortable and fat for over a decade now. My mental health was suicidal at work but it's hardly that much better rotting at home. It's fun at the start but you will find out how quickly 10 years flies by and you've got nothing to show but you've destroyed your life through the lack of work experience at a more advanced age. I don't trust the state of the country to mean we can just rely on bennies forever. It's not the 00s anymore. It's your life though. I just wish I'd thought about it more. Once you settle into bennies you become resigned to it though and that's your life. Real life isn't a neet meme. Life is hard no matter what you do though but feeling like a useless tax sponge gets old after a while.
I have really bad anxiety issues and also have a demon attached to me (not lying) that tells me to kill myself in a multitude of ways.It wants to take over my eye and show me my hands chopped off? no problem for the demon.Wants to pretend to be my family members voice when they aren't at home? no problem for the demonFancy appearing as a smokey bastard when im out and about? no problem for the demonFace in my window at 3am in the morning? no problem for the demonNot my problem if you choose not to believe me. I live in fear of the bastard and I live with it daily x
I do think office work is weird and unnatural for men. But so is sitting on your arse collecting dole. We can cope but its the truth of being a human male. To feel disposable and useless as a male is death. Youre neet and you think youre randomly "depressed" as if it's just an accident of brain chemicals rather than the stark reality of your horrific life? I wish I came to my senses about this at least 5 years ago but too late now.
Oh go on then
>>84401184>Not my problem if you choose not to believe me.You have insight, you are fully aware of how your post sounds, on the surface (crazy) and on the meta level (crazy - because it's made up). Actual crazy people don't have that level of awareness. So yeah you know what you're doing.
>>84401204Nice try. I knew you'd be around to knock me down devilish prick. x
I can't help it i so freaky crazy psycho like the joker!>can you bring the dishes down from your room now Jamie I'm not Jamie now I'm the demon ooOoooOoo!
Not many people know this, but when women are alone together they are always really close to lezzing out, and sometimes they do.Most girls have already kissed all their female friends by the time they're 12 or 13. It happens at sleepovers.
>can you stop leaving bottles of pee under your bed Fuck off mum I do what I want! Ooo sorry mum that wasn't me that was the demon he he :')
Pissing in milk jugs
Pissing in a beer can while blackout drunk and accidently drinking it when you wake up
>>84401184Only way to know for sure is seeing an exorcist. They can tell the difference between demon possession and mental illness. Possession is very rare. Oppression is more common. But what you're describing is more likely schizophrenia.
Not my problem if you choose not to believe me. I am medicated now. It helps. You demons are wicked x
>>84401101That's fine my friend I accept your apology.
We need to bring back mental asylums. Only problem is there wouldn't be many people left to post in this thread.
blad is lowercaseseether btw
For a month I've been saving my coffee grounds and tea bags for my tomato plants when they are in the big pots and I've just found it that they have gone all mouldy because I let them sweat in a Tupperware box. 1 month of nutrients and vitamins for my plants gone. I'm absolutely gutted.
>>84401288Proof of this? You are the only lowercase mong here, you sound like a seether too
>>84401285We need to put lazy mongs like you back in employment
>>84401302I'm surprised you eat fruit, to be honest.
Business idea: cull all fat people and use their corpses as bio fuel
>>84401325I got the growing bug last year when my neighbour gifted me a pepper plant. The crop was absolutely fucking shit as the pepper tasted like soap so this year I wanted to try something new.
>>84401302Why did you put them in a sealed box?You should let used coffee grounds dry out, before using it as a soil amendment / fertiliser.Tea bags aren't really much good. They contain plastic. But you can tear the bags open and add it to compost. I wouldn't use it directly on plants though, it needs to rot.
>>84401307proof he's the only lowercase poster?
>>84401288Alri lowercase crybully
>>84401337Do you even eat vegetables
>>84401255I don't think it is schizophrenia but thank you for the concern. x
>>84401337Very nice looking hand. Are you a beautiful man?
>>84401197guided by voices like it crowd?
>>84401288Has he got you rattled lad?
>>84401338>Why did you put them in a sealed box?No idea I thought it was a good idea to store them so they could dry out, the opposite happened. That's why I fucked up. I will have to rebuild, planting season for me starts in mid may as that's when it will start to get warmer. >you can tear the bags open and add it to compostYeah good idea I will start doing that thanks lad.
>>84401350Yes surprisingly. Lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, carrots, potatoes, peas, sprouts and broccoli. Because mum and brother are both on monjarno there's no junk food in the house anymore so I've had to go cold turkey. I've lost 7 pounds in 3 weeks just by cutting out the junk food I'm not really dieting to be honest. >>84401356No idea. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think I would be a lot more attractive if I lost 15 stone kek.
>>84401387The lowercase crybully cries in pain as he strikes you x
>>84401337Those hands were made to touch my willy x
>>84400868You missed me indeed. I've been enjoying GVV recently. True on the wade part. Can't see him winning anything this year though.https://youtu.be/uWcasS0QZcQ
>>84401371May???? Where do you live? Scottish Highlands?Also, even if you live somewhere with a short growing season, that's actually all the more reason to start things off indoors, so they have a chance to turn into adult plants and begin growing fruits in time for summer so they can ripen.I germinate my chillies in January/February, the little plants are now about 4 inches tall, and now that the sun is getting higher in the sky, they're accelerating. If I was starting now, sure they'd still become adult plants, but I'd get much less fruit. My plants will fruit for about 6 months because I started them off so early.
>>84401404North west. It's fucking crap up here, been watching the weather like some boomer waiting for it to get nicer.
>>84401387It's rattled to fuck hahahahaha
>>84401390Kek that is a good name for that mong. He do be crying and bullying in lower case letters haha.
I can't be moved I can't be stoppedI can't be boughtI can't be rocked
>>84401415north west.... runcorn la?
I'm in the north west. Me and Blad could meet up for a pint or a brojob.
Imagine sucking on Blad's man tits
Of course lowercase crybully is obsessed with Josh too
>>84401449not me la
Wanking when you're in a psych ward is a tricky thing. Unless you don't mind nurses catching you mid-wank, you're okay I guess. You have to start just as a nurse checks on you through the window on the door, and find something you can nut to in like 5-10 minutes. You can also just go into the toilet in your room (depends on the ward, some do some don't), but they might enter your room. Disposing of your semen afterwards also holds a challenge, especially if there's no toilet in your room. It is especially hard if your phone is confiscated. You might have to wank to magazines, your imagination or have a quick sneaky one in the common room when it's empty, later at night if it isn't locked.
>>84401449LCCB is an incel. This site is his life.
me changing my posting style to rile up the incels
that'll be the 4th new moniker i've been given in as many days oh aye they can't stop thinking about me ;)
Off to beddingbury, meI finkX
done nothing but fart all day
blad is a mod/janny btw
>>84401456How do you know so much about wanking in a psych ward?
>>84401506Upset the jannie deleted your post little lad?
>>84401456Why are you in a psych ward?
>>84401531Your biggest accomplishment in life: unpaid janitor on an incel imageboard
>>84401456How many wanks in total have you had in psych wards?
>>84401456Why not be open about it? Tell the staff you (like another other male) need to regularly masturbate and you'd like a time window when you can do this uninterrupted?
>>84401556Honestly, it should be job of the female nurses to assist.
>>84401541I'll let you in on a secret lad. I'm not blad, but I'm running at least one seethegimmick, and at least one non-seethegimmick, I'll tell you that much.
>>84401471Really sad insight into your psychology here LCCB
>>84401565unironically, if you're in some kind of institution, I don't see why there shouldn't be arrangements. On-hand prozzies and the like.Might stop the patents assaulting each other, at the very least.
nigerian nurse wanking off hhl into a beaker to keep him docile
you wouldn't reply if you weren't thinking about me would you?
>he is excited that other men "think about him" after he deliberately acts like a bell end
it's still thinking about me and my posts
i don't know who they are but they still think about me every day
>>84401429Uh. No. Rather not reveal my location ta x. Shippy came very close to finding me one time.. Nothing against him though. I politely declined his offer to come to my local Toby. >>84401436Think I'd have to pass sorry lad. For one I don't drink and secondly I don't think I'd do well in a social environment like a pub. Rather stay at home thanks.
>>84401624>Think I'd have to pass sorry lad. For one I don't drink and secondly I don't think I'd do well in a social environment like a pub. Rather stay at home thanks.I notice you didn't turn down the bro job. Would you be up for meeting in a dark car park for a bit of willy fun?
>>84401510Because I've wanked a decent amount in a few psych wards.>>84401534Not anymore. Been in psych wards for a lot of my adult life though. I'm schizophrenic and have severe depression. Been sectioned quite a few times and have admitted myself voluntarily a couple times too.>>84401556Depending on the reason you are in a psych ward, they have to regularly check on you, in case you try to kill or harm yourself or whatever. Plus, a little awkward to ask, no? I mean they've seen it all really, seeing someone having a wank isn't high in the list of fucked-up shit that have happened, but still, for yourself it isn't nice to be seen wanking. I've never brought it up to the nurses.
Why is it no matter where you go in the country no matter how small and backwater there is these copypasted Africans shuffling about in Crocs like resident evil 5. Like who actually are they and why.
>>84401636They're African men who arrived on a boat in the last 5-10 years and then were allowed to stay forever. We literally borrow money that our great grand children will pay for to pay these African rapists to live in our country.
There is full on families of them... everywhere... they have not been here long enough to have settled and started a family here yet the kids are like 5, 7, 10. One minute they just rendered into the simulation like the graphics got updated. I swear I just woke up one day and suddenly they were there.
Heard the weather forecast just now on the radio. He kept saying there would be "har" (rhymes with car). And then the wind would "blow away the har" later (no idea how it's spelled).What the fuck was he on about? Or did he mean hoar, as in hoarfrost, and was saying it wrong? At no point did he use the word "frost". I doubt there will be hoarfrost tomorrow morning anywhere except some of the tallest Scottish mountains.
When was the last you sucked in a pair of tits that weren't your mums or your own?
Listening to Radio 6 Music and cooking a steak. Life is grand.
>>844017715 years ago for me
>>84401769https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haar_(fog)
>>84401812Thanks lad, I learned a new thing
Leicester relegated to League One, what a shite year 2026 has been already and it's only April
>>84401829wamza whoudhary
>>84401829Mad to think 10 years ago they won the prem
>>84401829>what a shite year 2026 has beenNot for me football wise, its been lush.https://youtu.be/sSWcGPXcLc4
Hiccups. Not annoying whatsoever no. What a pointless thing to happen.My team and my mate Ebin's team are doing alright there my lids.Nice and womfy at the bottom end of the premier league table so get in there.
>>84381975Your right. The 7 up is nicer. by Quite a bit as well I instantly thought wow this is nicer.
>>84401927>HiccupsSwallow teaspoon of sugar.......what actually works fir me
I wonder what little Sean is up to tonight.
My Crufts waifu UwU\\
>>84401927If you have an internal monologue (you can hear your own voice in your head) say in your head "I'm not a duck" and the hiccups will stop. This works for me 100% of the time. I hope this helps anon.
>>84401949It seems to be subsiding. Usually I just hold my breath for a bit and it stops.>>84401962Hard to believe that there are people without an internal voice. But it would be more peaceful, I am basically talking to myself in my head all day and it's annoying sometimes.
>>84401958grind that new fortnight or garn watch youtubes in beds
>>84401974I agree with me it's just constant noise in my head, a never ending barrage of thoughts all day and night. I remember being in ADHD medication and it made it stop but it also has several other side effects and it wasn't worth me using it so I had to come off the stuff. The quacks want me to go back on it but I'm sceptical about it though.
>>84401974mine just tells me im a useless bastard and that i should kill myself....heh
>>84401960That dog would do anything for her
one of me asmr bints works at greggs kek
>>84401958Getting tucked up (restrained) in bed while his east African carer read him a bed time story, maybe?
>>84402075Lucky boy. Even though she smells bad I am sure he feels safe as long as she doesn't chimp out.
another salad bowl of krave tonight x
Hit the node limit in this vidya. Bollocks.
right handed and yet exclusively wank with my left handbit odd mebit peculiar
>>84402059Border collies are amazing desu even tho am more cat person I used to think "if I did get a dog a border collie would suit me" worst possible idea ever really for an inexperienced dog owner who isn't a dog person but still I jist like them
No point bothering to improve life now. What's my reward for getting a job , a car l, my own place? Some unattractive menopause hag my age...wow hahaha. To think I'd be competing with many desperate men on online dating for these hags too. Grim.
Hm never had a dog before think ill just get one that's a working dog thats like one of the most mental breeds to own Aye but you know, somebody on my street back then when I was in skool had one that they jist let wander about all day (it wis Life in the 2000s) an it herded cats an stuff as if they were sheep but it wis really nice an cute. The other dog that I got along with was a blind German shepherd.
...glup o_o;;
Sosij dogs, golden retrievers, labradors, German shepherds. Now those are some nice doggobrehs, are they not?>>84402191I am laughing at the funny cat picture on my screen. Thanks.I'm also slightly crying. Such is life.
Fuck that paki AB will have to show his face someday.
>>84402172Border collies are not a good dog for 95% of people, because they're the most intelligent dog. They need a lot of attention and things to do, basically a full time job to entertain them unless you live on a working farm.An average person would always be better off getting a stupider, docile breed that will just hand around, likes being stroked, which loves a walk but is also OK doing nothing for extended periods without going mental.
>>84402198Corgis are based and I like the small cute ones like shih tzu an stuff even tho a lot of the ones I've met are quite bad tempered an stuff. Unfortunately it's curtains for the red.squirrel in UK in 20 years unless they get a crack team of pine martens in to counter the grey menace ASAP but it's kinda sad as well Like the grey squirrels didn't ask to be born and smuggled in a ship from America to this dump but the red one wis here first
>>84402215Yea exactly. They need a lot of stimulation. Like a lot.
>my face when I heard the newsI wis like. Thats nuts!
>>84402232Not right what them gray bastards did to our red squirrels. Not right not one bit. Send the buggers back if it was up to me!
Watching King of the Hill now chaps. King of the Hill is a good series.It's interesting actually going back to these old 90's progammes and watching them back to front. There's often a greater level of continuity between the stories than you previously thought.
Never seen a red squirrel, only them shite grey ones.
Wow x https://youtube.com/shorts/oxlpcxicAp0
>>84402273there's places you can go and see red squirrels. They got special sanctuaries.
>>84402269>There's often a greater level of continuity between the stories than you previously thought.Aye that is quite true Though when we watch them now we know it's a series that ran fir so long and ended Like when you saw it on TV as a wean you imagine it's jist unlimited idk. I logged into my IMDB account bc they were going to delete it for inactivity an I didn't want a repeat of Photobucket so I logged in an on my profile it said account made "20 Years ago" I wis like Wow xx where did the times go x
>>84402232It'll be curtains for the English soon too.Restore Britain might be our last chance, or Britain becomes a random brown globalist economic zone in which the original people no longer exist.
>>84402317>the original people no longer exist.So what?
1 more thing. I wis watching this thing on channel 4 about chernobyl last nite which is on the telly bc of its 40 years anniversary. But I was finking Off that level from cod 4>stay low tae the grass n_n Etc etc That's how most ppl my age knows about chernobyl.Byt then I wis like *counts a little bit on hand*..... even tho chernobyl itself is 40 years sgo that game is also jist nearly 20 years ago LolAye, it wis a good game, I was sad that it made everyone forget about Halo 3, INSTANTLY, remember it wis like one day we played halo then it wis jist erased from life for Cod4 but I can't lie I played it too I also didn't like how you constantly died in cod as well initially although maybe that wos jist me lol
>>84402307you also just saw episodes in random orders on TV. You watch them in order, and you see them actually set up and develop plot points. It's like you're watching a whole other series.There's a whole bit where Luane's hair falls out, and then for about ten episodes following that, they show her with gradually longer hair.
>>84402338Is this a Sajid javid reference? Kek
just found out both my siblings have an in-joke with my nephews/nieces where, if they're naughty, they get threatened with "we'll send you away to live with Uncle ___!"
>>84402346He will not be getting a window seat on his deportation flight. In fact he won't even be in the cabin. Savid Javid is hold luggage.
https://youtu.be/RRYmVb33VU0
>>84402347Thats mean why would they say that.? U need to up your game in being a cool uncle
I would do anything for her. I would die for her.
>>84402378This is actually a real cat who wis only fed rustlers burgers
My dream was to make music for video games. Always wanted to do it for as long as I can remember.
>>84402347Damn that's rough. Is the threat that you are a paedophile, or just that you are weird/boring or something
>>84402402Whats ur fav game osts?
good morning to my computer friends. been pure achey and miserable in bed all day, suspect it's the lack of food that's bringing me down (classic Green Day lyrics style)>>84401337looks sweet, good job Blad.used to save my coffee grounds for compost but you need a mix of brown and green waste to the point we ended up MAKING waste which defeats the point.>>84401456fascinating, this. agree with the lads that say they should just make provisions for it. there used to be a charity called "A Helping Hand" or something that provided h*ndjobs to the elderly/disabled, and Something Awful bullied them as a joke but ??? legitimately good idea.>>84401938we need to run a national survey!although one time i got full-sugar Sprite by mistake and yep, turns out sugar is what we crave. eyes are killing me, apologies in advance for misreadings!
>>84402399maybe you should have you own real daughter
>>84402454Well, not without a human female who is not a feminist bitch and is willing to have kids. Also she needs to be willing to have sex with me.
>>84402399Wow... grim.
o...o...one shh...shh...shandyade pppp...please a...and s...some nnnnnobbys nnnnutts
>>84402488respect your slef and strive for self improvement then get out there and find that woman>>84402491mean
>>84402427Silent Hill 1 to 3, Vib-Ribbon, Jet Set Radio, Drag-On Dragoon, Evergrace, Hylics, Shadow of the Colossus, LSD Dream Emulator, Street Fighter 3 Third Strike. Wipeout 2097 and Space Funeral for soundtracks that aren't original (completely, anyway). Just a few off the top of my head.Hylics is probably my favourite.
shandy bass isnt a thing anymore so ive moved on to jamacain ginger beer
Wipeout soundtrack is pretty goodalso i've never played the game but that Scott Pilgrim OST by Anamanaguchi if you like that kind of chiptune musicsurprised more techno/dance music didn't just steal old computer game/demoscene tunes tbqh. same way girl bands keep reusing classic 80s pop songs, you could Zombie Nation your way through the entire High Voltage SID Collection.
>>84402524I hope she exists. I want to provide for her and love her for the rest of my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p18hsFB8TUQ
>>84402607im sure she does, i mean there are millions of women out there and you're not being that picky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZAi think British people coming off their Amigas/similar understood electronic music better than Japanese composers.there was no rule that e.g. Final Fantasy or Zelda HAD to emulate orchestral scores, that's just a wrong decision they all made.
>>84402628Most of them are Indian and African, though. But yes, maybe she's out there somewhere.
>>84402650counterpoint, the classical theme is the point of stuff like Zelda and Final Fantasy, and the Japanese can do some pretty out there stuff when they want tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuXFeSWgwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2RVS24Ubl0zoomers be like NOOO MEDIEVAL FANTASY CAN'T HAVE ELECTRONIC MUSIC (only OTHER anachronistic instruments)meanwhile i'm over here blaring out the best DOS dungeon crawler choonz the SoundBlaster had to offer
>>84402689>not posting the BEST fantasy soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZcZFhHZDDo
>>84402673corrr this is a choon.counter-counter point:shmups don't count because i say so.also, i am not making any sense.furthermore, there's a certain style to old British computer game music you hear in Amiga/Speccy/whatever games and you see those same guys carry it through to the Mega Drive. hard to explain but it's like the audio equivalent of how they ALL did that bouncing text effect.a nowadays equivalent would be how Japan puts CGI into anime and apparently that's still considered cutting-edge. meanwhile, Harry Potter is making robot owls because CGI is considered old-fashioned and corner-cutting.
worst video game track? it's a common pick but it's got to be this doesn't it xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYvCHm3Ov4
I don't really like the music in Japanese games. It's always too orchestral and downbeat. Although maybe I'm generalising too much. The music in Zelda games is awesome and iconic.I mainly like electronic and trippy music, so my fav OST from games are from a few (possibly) lesser known but very popular indie games.Although now that I think about it, one of my favourite video game soundtracks was made by some random Japanese guy who made his own game by himself, so maybe I was wrong. But I was thinking about the Japanese AAA games of the last few years where I generally don't notice that it has music.Although, I can't recall a single western AAA game of the last 15 years that I remembered the music besides the DOOM franchise. I think most games just have vaguely unobtrusive atmospheric music. The only non-indie American/European games I remember the music from would be Deus Ex, and some of the earlier Elder Scrolls.
Also, desu, Final Fantasy is famous for their soundtracks pretty much veering into prog rock in places.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UgxJtHIVY (starts at about 12 minutes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JPzyjMQ-rI>>84402744Yeah, the G Darius soundtrack's pretty amazing. Also Darius Gaiden (my fav)
>>84402769>Although maybe I'm generalising too much.you're generalizing way too much. nothing is across-the-board like this in music.>I mainly like electronic and trippy musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdSDOieNLsAthis isn't from a video game but this album is dope and has all those analog arps people who like synthesizers love
>>84402698omd i am wewin this is indeed SAVAGEwhat was the first game where you run through castles throwing axes in an arc at bats?
Inb4: Not a troll, but I thought it was quite funny the chance of rolling this name lol.
>>84402787>you're generalizing way too muchProbably yes. I'm just trying to remember video game music that I remember and enjoy and would want to listen to. And pretty much all of it is from much older games. Modern games don't have good music.
Time for beddington I think. Thanks for the music
If i have a wean Thats a girl i would def name after aunty.When my sister has her wean If its a girl I would Hope for my opinion On the same thing to be taken into account Although Its not rly up to me. I am putting horse before cart Though as I need to Meet a lassie first that wants to have weans and I only meet People at the church an most of the lassies there my age that i know are already married.
me? exclusively listen to video game and anime osts
Corrrrrrrrr 1950 bong pip backpay just landed it 12x lush
for me it's Porky Pig's Haunted Holiday for the SNEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2i3Ec0gfPU i don't think the composer understood the assignment, t-t-tbqh.
Hoenstly was a not bad weekend.Went Out for tea on friday roast dinner Then when got home me nd my mam watched new d. attenborough Gorilla documentary on netflix That wis quite cool An then I put on Nightcrawler that I like. Then yday was pretty Meh but not bad an then today The weather was nice an I wis helping my step dad move these concrete bricks thats in the drive way thats blocking his car from driving out its like big bricks that wis for a proejct that never materialised. Its cute bc when you do stuff like this the cat always appears for some reason She always wants to be part of stuff like that And as well there was loads of huge spiders when we moved the bricks that was good for her but I had to keep chasing her away so she wouldnt get hit by something. Then I did bubbles for her after we were done. Then I went to shop An got 8x 7-Up Zero thats in the fridge. Feel quite tired an like I did something today.
>>84402769you're definitely generalising, miladdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFmmQgPaeR8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z38dY57VEZQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V4IEV8l-gA
>>84402803Alri runelad you got that quest cape yet? I have been watching a lot of osrs league content. Have you given it a go?
>>84402748Lol it is kind of a vibe though Lowk n_n
>>84402908That feel when I wanted baten kaitos on my gamecube but I never played it at least I played tales of symphonia
>>84402937I played it recently, and it's pretty cool actually. Got side tracked and didn't finish it though. Only about half understand what's happening with the battle system at any moment, but it all seems very technical and thinky.
>>84402943There was another "card game JRPG" type of game that I played that wis on PS2 but I forget the name n_n it wis quite kewl
>>84402879Losers get excited about a tiny amount of income despite never doing anything. In their eyes it's "winning" whilst their peers are earning triple that every month or more and living a life of luxury.Losers trapped themselves in their own mind prison of failure, completely dependant on handouts, and they reconcile it in their minds in increasingly desperate ways. It probably stems from being bullied at an early age and having a sensitive nature.The chads with big swinging dicks are out there fucking hot women and raking in big money, while the beta soicucks live on handouts as perpetual children.
>>84402831do you know anyone well enough where you can just flat-out ASK?i know that's awkward but you seem like a nice lad (no homo) and think of it from the perspective of those married lassies where they might have single friends.yeah yeah you should be in a good position to raise bairns, but you could also just meet people socially and maybe even romantically. some truNEET out there considers you a pure secondary because you have face-to-face conversations more than once a month.AND YET we've all known pure druggie wastrels who end up in relationships or raising families. another case where the real world doesn't match internet incel theorycrafting lol
I got Eternal Sonata on my xbox 360 jist because the gimmick of Chopin in the game wis really kool / Hilarious to me when I wis 16 Can't rly remember if the game was up to much tho https://youtu.be/b6ThcLZ8Ux0
The Xbox 360 wis for jrpgs for a while Lody Odyssey. Blue Dragon that wis the kino era of Xbox 360 when it wis like Halo an Gears of War an JRPGs an shmups on there. Ah I wish I could go back to that Era knowing what I know now not about video games About life I mean.
>>84402879You deserve it m8
>>84403000video game knowledge would be cool too though because there are all these cult gems we missed out on at the timeit's like how kids can play Pokemon Red/Blue in an emulator and it's a slow JRPG with lots of mistakes and some dodgy sprites. but that's not how we EXPERIENCED it, that can never be replicated.now excuse me while i watch He-Man episodes on YouTube in another tab, and point out that the animation and storylines aren't very good nyeheheheh
I can't stress enough how pathetic Sean is.
>>84402955*sip* think the hardest bit is divorce. Once you have a wean if you Divorce its over for them mental health wise. But lassies will have a divorce now for the slightest reason. Its a bit gamble.
>>84403000wish I had played more of those. I was in my shooters phase.Did play Nier though. That was a good game.
crazy superficial but you have to remember how controversial Wind Waker was:imagine buying Ikaruga for the GameCube, that's like going to some big IMAX cinema to watch shadow puppets.but also, imagine not knowing Ikaruga is fun and cool as all hell because you were just a stupid kid thinking the above ;_;
>>84403035We know how pathetic you are though nappylad
>>84403060Wtf is is Ikaruga
>>84403036*cradles water*but see that's the good-bad future, there's the bad-bad future where some lass goes "you know crosslad i fancied you back when we were in church in the 2020s" and it's like school all over again except now it's the future where the robots have enslaved us all AND you missed out on decades of marriage because you were too worried about divorce and not worried enough about the machines
>>84403072Do you somehow think I am Sean saying Sean is pathetic? I know he has a humiliation fetish, but he's banned and it's very possible that many people don't like him.
pathetic enough to be humiliating yourself online at 01:15 (exact-ish time)
>>84403060I had ikaruga on my xbox 360 an i still have on my ps4. Wind waker is very nostalgic for me I loved it when it came out had the strategy guide with the sea map.Toon Link is based.However It was Nintendos own fault really As they showed Space World 2000 demo which wis a tech demo for their newest console technology with a realistic Link so Yeah to suddenly U-turn into Toon Link is quite insane It would probably not have been that bad without that context. Although it wis also the first zelda game on 6th gen.Still Toon Link is based.
>>84403073Touhou bullet hell shmup thing, with a light/dark world gimmick:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtvaGoSfuGQreally fun if you're into this type of game. recommend.
I really wanted to live somewhere like in wind waker like a pure island far away idk. I rememebr finking "Is there really places like this in real life" "I want to live there". Its jist sad because Link lives with his granny an sister but no sign of mam or dad so.Yeah but still comfy af.
>>84403083*nurses 7-up zero on lap* Aye true
<3 https://youtu.be/M6OK7jRxM7E
>>84403100was laffin at this some /vr/ anons found a couple weeks ago:https://www.ignboards.com/threads/official-zelda-bitch-thread.10015660/just pure 2001 seethe they're making Zelda a cartoon for little kids, how gay.tbfair i love the style of it but i think everything was simplified just a bit too much. framework of the game was solid, dungeons were a bit too 'now push that block there!' rather than 'now figure out the puzzle on your own.'
>>84403060I remember when wind water was announced and everybody went apeshit over how the game looked. Considering we were shown this in 2000. It also didn't help with the GameCubes "kiddy" image at the time. If twilight princess came first the GameCube probably would have done a lot better. https://youtu.be/i1MrzjeR2NY?si=CN1rZ_5n_nVHVDcj
>>84403160I did briefly think Wind Waker looked stupid as fuck. I was into it by the time the game actually released though. The first teaser was not very good, to be fair.
>>84403173*sip* good times downaloading This space world clip aff Kazaa back in ye day
i'm telling you guys, this GameCube is going to feature darker games for mature gamers. Mario will have a gun.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4_vv_9yaosee? told you Nintendo would never betray us.
>>84403203Sunshine is actually a sick game, tbf. It's cool that the whole thing is sunny and tropical themed.I don't know why people were upset about it. It's Mario. What do you want? Max Payne?
>>84403160Thing Is it was unkewl to be kiddy. Even tho I liked toon style I remmebr defending it an like my MSN pal wis like "Zelda has always been kiddy anyway" "Even the old ones are kiddy" I felt Like genuinely defensive Like NOOOO Its mature and deep!!! When its Obviously a childrens game Lol but I wis a child myself (11 or 12)
>>84403126There aren't places like that. It's a fictional video game, though very fun to explore. The reality of going to small islands in a row boat is it's fucking brutal. Big waves, rocks, you could die every time you do it. It's not a fun or peaceful activity and you cannot explore that way.Your ancestors might have travelled across oceans on small boats, but it was fucking tough as hell, and they learnt what not to do from many people dying. If you really think it seems comfy, go somewhere like the coast of Northumbria or Scotland and go out in a small boat. You'll quickly see what it's really like. Not only is the sea choppy, there is also fuck all out there.That's not to say it's not fun. You might enjoy it, but it's nothing like playing Windwaker. It's rough and dangerous and pointless.
i think my main thing with the Space World demo was that they're actually fighting, like "oh Zelda's going to use his sword for real?"normally it's some nonsense like you bounce magic balls back into Ganon. there was that one mini-boss in OoT and maybe Dark Link where you actually FIGHT in a dodge/block/parry swordplay sense.
>>84403210>>84403217it was a daft time even when we were literal kids. like look at how cool The Matrix was, and then 'darker' was like THE style at the time.Sonic Adventure 2 has an emo hedgehog seeking revenge after his little girl bff dying of space AIDS got shot to death by soldiers instead. and that was still in the realm of cartoon animals and silly robots.
>>84402784*satisfied, Yet wistful sip* ahh Yes Its my fond memory playing Final Fantasy 7 in my big sisters flat in Yoker when I first got the game an I thought the in-game graphics were kind of Goofy but u get used to it an the opening sequence Wiv the train etc. Wis so exciting to me I wis like Whats gna happen next!!! Aye, my best pal when I wis wee that wis This lassie that I knew who was 5 years older than me her dad did all the chipped games like chipped PS1s copied games an stuff ya know? So she had final fantasy 7 straight away But I didnt rly understand what it was As I was quite young but a few years later I wis old enough to enjoy it an Its deffo one of my fav soundtracks Aswell. I enjoy playing Final Fantasy musics on my piano As Its very nostalgic for me Like ave heard all these tunes So many times You couldnt count it like over an over Yet I dont get sick of it Like Zanarkand from FF10 when I hear it Am like Wow It really takes me back to playing that game on my ps2 on my small Silver Panasonic CRT in my room an I wis blown away by the graphics in the cut scenes too. But It really takes me back to the old days straight away when I hear those tunes which doesnt happen with everything but FF music is quite deep in my core memories as Uematsu is jist a beast I mean too many iconic tunes to count. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAXR2ZJXdCM
>>84403203I mean Resident Evil 4 wis a gamecube exclusive fir a while. Earlier games there wis also Eternal Darkness an REsident Evil 0, 2 remaster. There wis killer 7. There wis more than people thought Aye though it wis more kiddy But Thats what was good It wis fun and cheerful ! Like Billy Hatcher an stuff like that.
>>84403225Hahaha ano you're Right but it made me laugh what you said very true.
>>84403233Bc Zelda is about puzzles. But when Dark Souls came out it scratched my Zelda itch while the combat is more satisfying.That pretty much wis like my Zelda as an adult.
They should do another fully themed Mario.Make him go to Asia this time. Running around in the Mario version of Tokyo, and visiting shrines and stuff.
really fun time to be a kid/teenager in retrospect. it's silly now but we ate all that stuff up like "have you heard the new Star Wars is going to be a 12? also, check out Elfen Lied when you get the chance."maybe there were more rules to break, or something. it's not like kids were going to watch Straw Dogs or Fritz the Cat. but what if they brought back Rupert Bear as Rupert: Demon Hunter?
>>84403326Iremember when shinji mikami said he would cut his head off before porting Gamecube exclusive Resident Evil 4 to the ps2 an I actually believed him but then like a year later It wis on Ps2 an I wis like ".."
Gaming wis serous business in the old days
>>84403345He did leave Capcom over that, tbf. He really didn't like the PS2 for some reason. Apparently it was highly finnicky to develop for.
>>84403323Its kind of shocking how few 3D Marios there is when you fink about it, compared to Sonic for examples an Mario Odyssey wis near enough 10 YEARS ago Aye, though Odyssey is a lot of fun I also rly enjoy Mario 3D World Is a good laugh on my switch handheld mode UwU;;// to be fair there wis quite a few on DS/3DS which u could technically count as 3D theyre good ones on there aswell.
>>84403323maybe down that road lies the Pokemon Problem where it's all the same stuff but it's in the 'inspired by [country] region'.deffos a solid idea though, there's a lot to work with there. i think the best format was still Mario 64 though. you had 'the ice level' and 'the Egypt level' classic Mario style, but you could also just have a big house with a water section in the garden. why not, eh.
Yuo can play Rosalina on Mario 3D World UwU;;// She is the hardest though Id fink. No actually Toad is. Its prob (easiest to hard) Peach > Luigi > Mario > Rosalina > Toad.. Rosalina is fine but its jist her jump is more harder to use but Toad is like ACTaully hard I got fed up of Toad ngl.
Rosalina is also good in Mario Kart 8 id say.But my main is KING BOO. ^_^
>>84403386^_^ https://youtu.be/HIA-F4FVTt4
>>84403294>>84403345haha most ported game ever too. mind you i played the Wii port, lot of fun.been watching those DidYouKnowGaming videos recently (they're more original research than 'DYK Pokemon is HAUNTED?!?!' nowadays). it's pretty mad how much stuff ends up because of these weird licensing deals. basically every long term JRPG fan has had to jump ship across all these different consoles to play their fave series.
>>84403225Its because when we went on a wee break in Inverness on a weekend in 2007 or 8 I wanted to live somewhere like that.Inverness is pretty much a normal town though but I love Millport as well. Aye,, Imagine living somwehre like the Hebrides or an island like Jura thats where George Orwell wrote 1984 away from civilisation. Ironic thing is Though, in order to live somewhere remote youd probably have to be good at socialising an interpersonal relationships You know? Even though theres fewer people, You depend on them a lot more an its more crucial to be on good terms.
>>84403384there was a Mario RPG that was different to that other Mario RPG that was different to the original one, and it was pretty fun.agree there should be more 'core' 3D Marios. like they did the first New Super Mario Bros where it was 2D Mario in 3D, okay cute, when's the real one...they just kept making those o__o
>>84403467Beautiful landscape that.
>>84403436Was the Wii controls quite fun on Re4 Id imagine so. You see when i played it on my ps4 a few years ago I wis shocked that Re4 controls feel quite stiff an clunky in modern eyes After the likes of Re6 an stuff though ya know
>>84403474>when's the real one...they just kept making those o__oLol real n_n
>>84403474Like they have To one up the last 1. Super Mario World. Galaxy. Odyssey. What can u do next? Super MArio Universe. Like they should jist chill and make a chill one It doesnt have to be pure mental. Thats why 3D World is good its jist fun.
>Nintendos face when they run out of stuff thats bigger but they need new mario game fir like switch 5
>>84403429hnnng some really good Mario 64 ROM hacks now. whole campaigns with original levels to nonsense like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHdUHSv2lPcsurprised at how well stuff works now. hacks for 3D games used to mean like, "i moved a box in level 3, it crashes the game sometimes so just use save states."
n_n Lads on the news today on the telly I fink channel 4 they were talking about peopple that make a living aff doing videos of their pets on social media but they were saying like this guy does pics of his dog an for like 1 pic on IG he gets 30 grand n_n
Mario Multiverse where the castle has opened up portals to Green Hill Zone and N. Sanity Beach.
>>84403553remove 'pets' and 'dogs' from.this and if a bloke was going>yeah i get fifty grand for a typical photoshoot of her.you'd think he's talking about SOMETHING ELSE o___o
n_n there wis this lassie thats an agent like a Talent agent who manages folk that have a social media page where they have a famous pet n_nIt wis ITV news sorry Not channel 4.
>>84403555Haha imagine Mario flying on Spyro instead of Yoshi n_n
>>84403546Too complicated fir me Am a console gal n_n
>>84403546Saying that I did work out how to pit on mods on stardew valley an it wis epic UwU;;/ lol Madotsuki wife mod I got frm /v/ an all sorts
>>84403613i think they've made it as babby-friendly as possible now too. just like "here's our version of the emulator, provide your legally-obtained Mario 64 ROM, just select the ROM hack in the list and it'll download + play".no faffing about with patches or plugins or managers any more. deffos a cool era for people doing cool fan stuff with N64 games. they could easily be all gatekeepery and snobby about it, but nowadays the problem is Nintendo lawyers if that Majora's Mask 64 HD guy gets his project shut down i will cry.
All day i dream about strawb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtSDwwZqJ5A&t=783sthis is crazy. remember thinking like "Majora's Mask doesn't need higher-res textures, that's part of the N64 style".but i love a good fantasy world map and this is a cool feature to have in the game. the swamp area (forgot what it was called) was confusing because of how it didn't quite line up.
>>84403694you and me both, brotha
Undead rogue 4 life mate
O_o https://youtu.be/8e0z3-iZ_TY
>>84403732I meant to do this pic. Like ":o"
>>84403700lol the southern swamp I forgot about that. That wis confusing.
>>84403700Never thought I'd see superman 64 being modded into majoras mask.
n_n collecting the different masks in Majoras mask wis so exciting like i wanted to get the next one..And aswell it wis so kool to play as zora/goron.......Remember that boss where you spin around in a circle wiv goron mask.Canny mind name.I liked that one.Aye, though it could be quite a confusing lay out at times like the zora temple an stuff.
My main is on Eredar
https://youtu.be/knLCbS02T1Y
>>84403784Goht was the name of the boss. One of my favourites to kill in the game. https://youtu.be/CLhIOc1U_ns?si=lcGlqQZRe4jYmf--
Cannot begin to tell you how better britfeel is once the norms have gone to sleep. Midnight hours are the peak posting time. Throughout the day it's just cunts shouting and screaming at each other.
>>84403839That wis it very kool design ! Same as king dodongo on ocarina of time init !
Plus the mask quests like kafei + anju wis like the lost woods quests in ocarina of time when u find stuff Oh I mean for biggoron sword! Stutff like that Its like............................................... O_o Am I honestly meant to know how to do this myself? OBviously I use GameFAQs walkthru.. How the fudge would you know that stuff. Its designed to sell strategy guide !
I wis a wean I could hardly work out that u have to pit a fish in a bottle to put it in front of the big fish. How the actual fudge was I meant to know "you take the poachers saw to Fado in the lost woods" n_n
The colours an textures In this piccy is really visually satisfying to me
St. Goy park edish
The goyim are watching the new season of Euphoria. Goys sure love their slop.
No wonder kikes call them cattle
Made me laff lol n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/Y1CTfXvjm2Q
Looooool n__n https://youtube.com/shorts/IhEXod1kbjs
https://youtube.com/shorts/7gppgj9rujw
>>84404125Doin his liver in sad!
corrrr would love to bury my dick in her
If your feminism doesn't include trans women kys
>>84403846even when i was harping on about some electronic/Western vs orchestral/Japanese music bollocks earlier, 1-2 lads turned it around into actual discussion and i now have things to check out.i'm sure we all have more badfeels than goodfeels. but /britfeel/ is a nice place as standard tbhaiche.bedtime now. all the best with your days, friends!
>>84404262Go to bed Moni
>>84404351my feminism is centred around the works of the New York Radicalesbians and the Leeds Revolutionary Feminist Group.it's all 2lofty4me but they make concessions for men in their worldview, which is nice of them.equality in law is pretty cool, though. glad we got there decades ago. women are doing pretty well, good for them!
Phwaorr gotten up me haven't iX
Got noffin nice to say dnt say nuffin!!
Aye,,I didnt sleep yet got distracted i dont often stay up this late anymore cba with it
>>84404798Posts like this ruin britfeel
Seems like a fair time to put the gospel on youtube an have a wee snooze Bye
>>84404807>ByeToodlepip good chap.
What does the bible say about NEETs?
>>84404876The NEETs shall inherit the earth.
For me it's AwayDays and snooze
Today I'm looking into better techniques to scratch my arse. It's well overdue.
If I could I would go full NEET alas I can't so I won't.
>>84405031Can't yet, anon. With a bit of hard work you'll get there. You've got it in you, methinks.
Sexy time with naturally hairless NEETs
Think it's time to face the harsh reality of the consequences of muh actions. I've lost my sanity due to a relentless hatred of myself and drugs.
Ate some fishberg just now meX
>>84402528Subnautica and Shenmue are class too
right, night guard are asleep....let's seethe.
>>84405353Could we schedule it in for later this afternoon? I want to go out and have a nice walk through a country estate's grounds that has an abundance of cherry blossoms.
It's actually my day off today lads, me and the missus are baking buns to give out to the local homeless people.We're going to have to pencil seething in for when I'm back in the office next week.
Morning, morning, morning, all good lads. Well, would you just look at that, it's hump day already. I hope you have a boss day!
Just had to listen to my gf explain to her 29 year old friend what the different ticks mean on a message on whatsapp. Always astonishing that there are actual grown adults out there who are just bewildered at the world. It must be very anxiety inducing.
>>84405420>It's actually my day off today lads, me and the missus are baking buns to give out to the local homeless people.If I had a day off and a missus I'd shag her.
>>84405447Same, he's probably a secret gay. Like keir.
>>84405437morning mister lollerswfh day for me, waiting to hear from doctors if i can get an appointment for my old man backmight just have to do some gardening and get paid for it
>>84405437Alri lollers, quite a nice day, so I'm off for a little adventure.Don't pretend to work too hard.
>>84405457Morning, mate! That sounds sweet. Going to fire up COD Ghosts in a bit. The only thing I can fault this game with is that the checkpoints are long, so if you fail, then you have a lot to do again. Doesn't your dad like calling the Drs or use PATCHES? I bloody hate the Drs, so I don't blame him. Are you growing any fruit or veg, or do you just like a well maintain lawn?>>84405463Go 'ed, mate. Where are you off to? Have you planned where you're going, or did you just wake up and fancy a day out?>Been slaving my arse off, done some OT to cover my time going to see my shrink. I've run out of 'mental health' days for the year and I'm not using any of my holidays for it.
Fink i'll head out soonWithin the hour, evenX
>>84405492i meant i have the back of an old man lolgot tomatoes, halloween pumpkins, butternut squash, aubergines and runner beans growing mainly then i think i threw some mystery seeds in to see what comes up loldont think i've ever played a cod game, which is weird as i like a good shooter
>>84405527>i meant i have the back of an old man lolArh, now I'm stupid hahaha. >mystery seedsOne's left over from last season. Or do you have one of those 'seed exchanges'? There are posters up in the allotments for these every year. You go and exchange what you have more than you need of and get some of what you don't have. Sometimes the lads and lasses will have 'mystery packs'. And they could be a mix of fruit/veg or packs of assorted flowers.
>>84400235cor, what an edishI took this at the PSG game, best match I've ever watched
>>84405492>Where are you off to?The petroleum emporium for a can of energy drink, then a wander round the grounds mirin the cherry blossoms and taking the walking stick out on its maiden voyage.>I've run out of 'mental health' days for the year and I'm not using any of my holidays for it.Sounds like an email to HR is in order (that's a joke).I need to do some mental elf stuff meself methinks.
>>84405437Alri lollers lad, you're not running ubuntu these days are you? The cunts are seriously thinking about adding in OS-level age verification lmao.
>comfy wfh job>boss sends back to office request>ignore it>sends another one a week later all grumpy>ignore it againI wonder what will happen
>>84405558ZorinOS Pro, on my main lappy, the ThinkPad. ZorinOS Lite on my MacBook Air and Debian on my USB drive, it's barebones with XFCE. I'm hoping the Ubuntu based distros have that age verification ripped out, or I'll have to move on to either Debian or Fedora.
>>84405562You could sneak back into the office to your old desk and pretend to have been working in the office for the whole time, HR will fire your boss for insanity, then you can ask if you could do work from home for a bit as the entire experience has destroyed your love of office work.
>>84405584I have lined up a job interview for tomorrow so maybe I'll just disappear into the mist, leaving behind only my laptop and key card at my desk.
>>84405589When I left my job, I knew I would be getting fired (I'd planned it by having time off and going through multiple disciplinarians, to get something called PILON, basically pay for being fired on the spot) so cleared out my locker 2 nights before, and on the day I was fired they called me in about 45 min before shift started, wasted 200 min talking, then fired me and said to go clear my locker out (look a fool in front of people), and I just stood up, slid my swipecard across the desk at him and said Already done it lad, then sauntered off. The guy and the HR rep just sat staring at me with mouths a gape.
>Glowies baleeted the wikipedia ghost murmur articlehttps://web.archive.org/web/20260414022640/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_MurmurHeh Predictable
>>84405548lucky buggerdon't think I've been since we won the championship
Imagine liking football. Total retard prolefeed.
Karl Shartx
>>84405629Total goyball retardmaxxers
Battyman Bussyboy edish
Kill your family like sakuraba
https://youtu.be/O8G3mRxOMgoHe losin weight and eating cake
>>84405656He does look less rotund than before his self-imposed Youtube exile.
>>84405656Has he confirmed he on a weight loss drug?
>>84405669>Has he confirmed he on a weight loss drug?No
She said she could smell fish. I know what I heard.
Having a Cherry Bakewell tea my friend bought for me. Having it in my big Sports Direct mug, like a proper lad! What are the lads supping?
4 seasideMARK uploads in one day oh what a treat
>>84405682I was supping an energy drink. I have some peach cordial now, in my moorland pottery yorkie ware You can take the lad out of yorkshire but you can't take yorkshire out of the lad, cup, normal sized.
>>84405676She very clearly said she thinks she can smell fish and chips, which makes sense since they were on the train from weymouth on a sunny summer day - people are eating fish and chips at the seaside.
SSM is gross and disgusting, and he smells.
Just bought this chocolate milk from Tesco. Anybody tried it before lads?
>>84405738Some people can smell it some people can't. Simple as.
>>84405765Same lid been thinking about him
Beepity beep beep beepity beep beep time for another sean update from the insufferable afternoonmong
the silence is deafening init?
TMAU golden ticket and it lush
>>84405768>>84405776Are you Mark, or are you just a sick fetishist
>>84405765Well, we managed half a day almost now without anyone mentioning him, until just now. Obsessed much?
>>84405763Sorry but that has clearly been shopped. The edges are too crisp where the colour ends, but you can also see a few pixel dark feathering to try and make it look more natural.
What shall we argue about today lads?>religion>politics>benefits>waging/NEETing>noncesThe choice is yours!
>>84405785I think we should back to the gnosismong argument, that was the funniest to read, for me at least.
>>84405785greggs is overrated
>>84405780Middle and top of the penis does look fake desu. Base looks real
>>84405765No one cares mate, just you. Low quality bait at best.
Do we really have to discuss fat penises on a Wednesday lunchtime
We should discuss long penises on a Wednesday lunchtime
>>84405800would you like us to reschedule the fat cock discussion?
>>84405810>would you like us to reschedule the fat cock discussion?kek
>>84405765Why do you always delete your post when you don't get the reaction you want helpermong?
>>84405763Surely that isn't real ffs
>minus to poundsits on for freeeee
>>84405828>towow wtf i meant ten
>>84405825No woman will want this inside her lad
Shall be heading out now, meDo wish me luck laddinghams X
>>84405854Hope something unfortunate befalls you
SSM Out in the Gardenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFpGzGrH_Ws
>>84405836Not a lad but thank you for the information
>>84405924>Not a ladWhat are you?
>>84405931I said this the other day and I will say it again. You won't be getting anything from me.
>He has other men's penises saved on his phone What a life!
>>84405890Cutting it right down cutting it right down! Wonder how long it will be until we see him getting ratarsed on sandford lane
>>84405941>You won't be getting anything from me.A hoarder?
>>84405959Possibly, but not like one of those american hoarders you see on the tv sometimes.
>>84405955Well where else would they be saved when you take them?
>>84405955>>84405966Saved in the CLOUD
>>84405965A wahaman?
>>84405817many such cases unfortunately lid
Absolutely fucking mental some of this stuff. Disney adults need to be culled, this shit is not healthy to be producing as a society.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGQ42QyJe50
>>84405992How retarded do you have to be to spend 45 grand on a weeks holiday?
>>84405994It's not just the money, it's how some of them structure their entire lives around it, move to orlando to visit every day, use disney dating apps, get married and honeymoon there, start randomly crying at the sets, dance around with the people in costumes, even scatter the ashes of their loved ones around the park.
lollers what kind of smart phone do you use?
>>84406007its more like a religion to them
>>84406014>current year>using a smartphone>not using kaiOS retardphonengmi
>>84406019Can i use tiktok with that
>>84405941Can I have a go on your tits pls
>>84406059And you wonder why I rarely advertise that I am a lass? This is why.
>>84406066Why did you even advertise it? Because you wanted attention.On the anonymous internet, nobody cares, so you get treated the same as men, which is horrible for you because you are used to special female privilege, and everyone being nice to you. Women always point out that they are women in an attempt to regain the privilege.
>>84406064Why are you so angry, lad?
There's no way a woman posts here, impossible.
>>84406084I didn't mentioned it once ITT until tits were mentioned, try again.
>>84406097Mention* It's ok I know how it works.
>>84406097Yes you did. You knew exactly what you were doing. Attention seeking whore. The only thing of value that you have to offer is your twat.
>>84406095>no way a woman posts here, impossible.
>>84406114Ok please show me where I said this if you are so sure, I will wait for the proof.
>>84406132Here you go bitch:>>84405924>Not a ladTherefore a woman. You knew what you were saying here. You're not going to be a dolphin or an armchair are you.
afternoonhelpermong melty incoming me thinks >time stamp melty sunday >gnosis melty monday >woman melty wednesday
>>84406154So I didn't say I was a woman then did I? You are choosing to see what you want to see.
>>84406179Why do women lie over such dumb things? I bet you cause endless pointless arguments with every man in your life.
>>84406191But you are the one who instigated this when I rejected your advances when you asked to have a go on 'your tits pls'. Try again please. If you don't have anything productive to be talking about maybe don't bother at all? Pathetic, really.
>>84406198>rejected your advanceslol... lmao even
Good afternoon Sean how are you doing today?
>>84406178It's pure comedy. Some people pay for netflix, etc. I get to watch little lad have a little melty almost every day and it's all put on for free ha ha.
>>84406204You've been rumbled
Yaaay amazon is 4 stops away with my replacement lead. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84393582/#84399292 I've been dying using these fucking airpods they're fucking WANK.
So we've discovered the insufferable retard who has been shitting up the threads is actually a woman. Quelle surprise.
>>84406262>we?Are you new?
>>84406262The only mong shitting up the thread this morning has been you little lad and now you are in deflection mode again. Like clockwork, everyday.
>>84406258Why didn't you just get new headphones?>>84406262No one said this faggot. Just you.
I kept thinking there's no way someone could be this retarded and petty. Turns out it's a woman. topkek
>>84405608When I got let go at the start of covid they made me go into the office for a 9am meeting, just to tell me my contract was over.Not many happy memories there.
>>84406281I use sensheiser or however you spell it. Their head phones are decent and you can just replace the lead. The ear pads are also replaceable.
gets caught out monging out again >its the womans faultlike everything wrong with his sad life he always blames someone else for his shortcomings x
This is what happens when you let foods into male spaces they rot it from the inside out.
>>84406298>foodsmongboy.jpg
Haha foods. I meant to say FOIDS. Go ahead mongboy me. I deserve it.
>>84406303We know you deserve it little lad that is why you are chief of the mongs.
Did bennies go up? Anyone else getting paid way more wages suddenly this month?
>>84405608I'd love to have gone out like this at my old place. I knew I was getting the sack when they allegedly found out I had not added 250k worth of stock onto the system and had used the wrong 'codes' to sell it meaning their numbers were fucked. Ended up going on the sick for 12 weeks and handing my notice in half way through so I didn't have to go back in.
>>84406297He hates women because no sane woman would give him a second of their time unless they were getting paid to do so. Bet he hates his mum too.
>>84406323Yes wenefits and wages went up in April.
>>84406323Dunno I just know I get 1800 a month from starmer to sit on my backside and do fuck all
>>84406298>>84406302>>84406303lol this must be so embaressing for you
>>84406336>I get 1800 a month from starmer to sit on my backside and do fuck allWhat a life
>>84406333Bro... I usually ignore those letters "the rate of your wages are increasing xyz" cause its always like a few quid like one quid or something lol but this is actually quite a decent whack added on I'm surprised.
>>84406303The attempted save by acknowledgment
>>84406345I don't give two fucks love. I find the mong to stuff funny x
>>84406378>I find the mong to stuff funny mongboyGreat showing today helpermong
This cow needs to show her udders or vacate the thread.
>>84406258Only gone and got the wrong fucking cable. Fuck senheiser or whatever they're called. More money going to jew bezos today.
>>84406326>had not added 250k worth of stock onto the system and had used the wrong 'codes' What does this mean. Retail?
Football's fascism problem cannot be ignored
2.5L beer in
>>84406404Not retail, B2B. I used to purchase stock that I'd also have to add onto a 'sales invoice' to bill the customer. It really didn't help that there were 6+ codes for the exact same item and it really didn't help that I blew the whistle on this months prior to no avail. Not too bothered to be honest as I hated working there. The only good thing about it was appropriating commercial level IT equipment for my home server on the sly.
Lid where new thread
>>84406407Don't mess with football lad
>>84406426nu edishion for jurrasic jars
>>84406383I find being mongboy'd hilarious. What if I told you I sometimes do it deliberately because it makes me laugh out loud when it happens? If anything you're helping me by making me laugh kek.
>>84405813>>84405810Utterly criminal that no one replied 'I could take about knobs at night' to this.
Someone bring me a dick to suck
