Jurrasic coast edish
Hail Welper
helpermong mega Wednesday melty edish
>>84406426Would love to jump off that and end my life.
https://youtu.be/sXgL5naSiZAWooty fascism it not nice
>>84406431The copium levels are off the charts.I repeat.The copium levels are off the charts.
>>84406449Not coping at all lad. Not one bit lad.
>I purposefully make myself look like a mong
>>84406457Rigt stop it now.
>I'll validate my point by purposefully doing it again
>>84406466You need welp
This is genuinely how they think "the economy" works: government gives "funding" (a whole 2 GBP per resident!), likely to pay for a few local government officers and "capacity building" grants to community groups, and lo and behold, "Tech" will arrive in this relatively poor town.Quite bizarre really to think Kendall is the cabinet minister leading the government's declared push for AI and thinks it's news of serious importance that she's signed off a grant worth about 0.01% of the local economy.https://x.com/leicesterliz/status/2046482387471655298
>>84406466I'm nt doin anythign wr9ng lad it's you who's making a bg song and danc about it
>I'll keep doing it because I need to hide the fact i've been caught out for the umpteenth time
>>84406482Pk it I n ld gettn a bit bori n nw
Another mongboy melty is it lad
>>84406472Tech Town. Al. The Algorithms. Barnsley. Yeah.
>If I call them a mong they'll forget about my meltdown
>>84406472Liz Kendall just managed to hang into her seat by a few hundred votes, next election she's going to loose her seat to a Gaza candidate and I'm going to be kekking. Fuck Liz Kendall.
Wonder how many Bradly Walsh reaction images I can get him to post. Let's find out.
>>84406515>Liz Kendall just managed to hang into her seat by a few hundred votesEh?>At the 2024 general election, Kendall was again re-elected, with a decreased vote share of 44.6% and an increased majority of 8,777.Have I missed a by-election or something?
>Please forget about my melty and subsequent monging out... please!
Almost 3L beer in ok it alri
Seethemong is being a seething mong again
>>84406440Don't do it lid x
>tfw will never be dongboi'd
>>84406544Yeah I've figured out how to push his buttons just make a minor spelling mistake and he starts frantically posting his little Bradly Walsh images it'a LUSH x
>If I call them a mong they'll forget about my mong sesh earlier
>If I pretend I forgot how to form a sentence on purpose they'll forget I'm a mong
>>84406510The mental gymnastics from afternoonmomg are absurd ha ha
I get smashed with me last 5 quid alright lid
Got him posting 5 images, wonder if I can make him post more?Kekking
Everything is so fucking expensive jesus christ. Kid needs new PE kit for school, boom a hundred quid gone. Fucking mental. Something's got to give, surely the powers that be realise that they would get more taxes if the economy was healthier, right?
>>84406472>(a whole 2 GBP per resident!)A pasty for every man. I know who has my vote
>>84406580The government doesn't care about anything like that. They just want to import as many African and Muslim migrants as possible.
>if I get another gimmick out it'll take the heat off me
>everything is a gimmick
>>84406580>Tesco polo shirt>Tesco shorts>local school knockoff shop for jumperSorted. If your school has branded socks, you should have thought about that before sending little Reginald to a private school, toff boy
>>84406454>im not coping but ill reply anyway
>If I keep pretending I enjoy being mongboy'ed everyone will forget I am an actual mong
>>84406525Isn't your whole shtick that you avatarfag with apu's, though?
Kid in this economy
I saved this on pinterest cus I thought Lol That's like how I texted my dad in January an he left me on Read then he jist texted me today out of.the blue suddenly replying to what I said in january
I wish I was a brit because I love oasis,,,
>>84406670Oasis is British culture
Hurt meself a wittle ousside didn't iX
I'm going to leave the far right behind
>>84406704What do you define as the far right, lad?
>>84406705Right of Pol Pot
I used to go out with her cuz she cooked me all me meals
>>84406649Yes it is but dont upset the mong or we will have another 8 hour melty
Need to trim me underarm hair don't i
Fairly heavily on the piss me desu de lards feel pure shite x
>>84406724Alright Nottinghammong.
>>84406724 Bit early for that ain't it
Helper won x
>>84406737How can it win if it's not here, IP banned (losing), and had a one week old pass revoked (double losing)?
>>84406747No you don't understand lad. Helper won and you lost. Ok?
Not gonna lie that video of the middle eastern yoof destroying that wall in the countryside made me fucking mad. These people are just incompatible, fucking send them back already holy shit.
>>84406747HHL can just tell his own personal slave (his carer) to post something here while you have to write your posts yourself
>>84406751What was the game again?
>>84406747IP bans aren't as impactful as some lads say, there are known relatively simple ways around them. I knew someone who got IP banned on a static IP and literally just changed his ISP to keep posting lol, takes a week to install the new router and he was shopping for cheaper deals anyway so he went for it.
>>84406758So you're saying they paid for a new ISP just so they could keep posting while ban evading? Interesting.
>>84406766>InterestingSad, you mean.
>>84406758Sounds familiar. A friend of mine requested a new router from his ISP when he got permabanned. He got a brand new IP address. Problem solved, for him
>>84406701Good, I wanted that to happen
>>84406755Is this before or after he is tucked up in bed (restrained) for the day?
You can just force an IP change though without going as far as getting a new ISP. Takes a bit of know-how, but certainly possible.
I doubt care homes have particularly good IT services, could probably fuck around with the network all you wanted and they'd never even know let alone try and stop you.
Equality is a false god
You've got it all wrong. It's actually posting from carer abduls hotspot to circumvent the ban. Le ebic win.
Why do people call Sean "it"? It seems rude and othering. That's not his preferred pronoun.
>>84406795Wonder if Sean gets the whole care home banned every time.
>>84406811Would you rather be called nonce?
>>84406813Nobody else in the care home will be on 4chan. Most of them are special needs and need someone to feed them, dress them etc.
>>84406813These days care homes are defacto social housing for gimmiegrants. Plenty of Milling Arounders who all go on /pol/ and even /b/ for some fucking reason. They'll notice and get pissed lol.
Young face of the BNP in 2009Shacked up with boatwogs in a looney bin in 2026Oh aye ain't that just a lush sequence of events x
>>84406836He's just a retard, this is the course of his retard life playing out naturally. Anyone genuinely and openly associating with the BNP was low-IQ. That sort of pseudo-nat soc party will literally never be palatable by the majority and it doesn't need to be; right-wing doesn't mean retarded thuggery. For right-wing politics to work you need to legitimise and institutionalise. You don't get a mob of football fans to attack brown people, you expand the border force, give them raises, explicitly state you are giving them additional legal protections and let them run wild.
In England they give schoolgirls rape whistles instead of deporting the rapists.
>So this is just a money-saving exercise?These people need to go.
>>84406876Absolutely disgusting. Do you really like that
>>84406878In Scotland as well desu
>>84406933Not that lad, but I can appreciate that sort of plasticy bimbo in its own way. Sometimes you want chocolate, sometimes you want vanilla, occasionally you want strawberry, you know?
>>84406933It's the second time he's posted it in 24 hours with the same comment too
>>84406945Stfu gimp. Can tell you're southern.
>>84406956Well yeah, the majority of people in the country live in the south because the poorth is a fucking shithole.
>>84406967Haha psychic powers I've got for cringe southerners >bro its like chocolate vanilla bro i love fanny and tits bro I'm a man just like youHahahaha Stfu
>>84406967Southern fairies need sparking out. You best keep your trap shut sunshine
So we owe reparations to ex-colonial states because we made them poorer through colonialism, even though there are perfectly good and prosperous and wealthy ex-colonial states?
Poncey gimp never say "you know?" to me ever again.
>>84406975>>84406976>>84406985Holy rattled, I really kicked the noncenest with that poorth comment, eh? Not that I hold it against you lads personally, I mean if I was born in the poorth I'd be self-conscious about my inherent inferiority and bad hygiene too.
>>84406967Enjoy paying 150k to buy a flat, southerner
>>84406998I can actually because my salary is higher. Meanwhile, enjoy your rotting, hollowed-out ex-mining town shitbox next to three different mosques, sounds LUSH!
>>84406992Mate I could tell you were southern just from how much of a poof you are in text. Sit down.
>>84406981You are personally and financially responsible for the actions of the upper class 300 years ago because of the colour of your skin
>>84407008The south is more "diverse" though. Its just a containment zone for blacks/london
>>84407008>laughs in 130k 4 bed in a safe countryside village houseNorth doesn't start until the Tees, btw. Leeds is as south as Croydon is
All the weird poofy comments on britfeel are from southerners a lot of seething and gimpish behaviour. The sound lads of britfeel are all northern/scots with few exceptions.
Seething poortheners grasping at straws about m-m-muh blacks in central London! Oh my days, maybe a nice trip to Blackpool to forget about it all, eh lads?
>>84407026Southerners are usually insufferably woke too. Bunch of feminised men who cry when offended.
>>84407026*narrator's voice*>In this case, "sound" meant useless mongs on benefits talking about how much they drink and do drugs in their social housing
>>84407028Blackpool is actually a sound night out with the lads
>Y-Y-YOUR W-W-W-WOOOOOKKKKEEE!!!!!
>u.u.h..u-.h-u-.u.-uuuhhmmmm aks.--sk-s.k-hually shitp-p-pool on the tees is a r-r.-ri-.right s-s-sound nnn..--i.n-i.night out
>>84407028It's not just London. Southern England is all blacks and refugees basically. Exaggerating a bit but that's how people view it. You didn't know this?
lol... is seethemong a southerner then? Explains a lot. Bet being surrounded by blacks finally broke him and now he seethes all day about anyone that still lives somewhere that England looks English
There's always something a bit off when you meet a southerner he might be sound on the surface but you can tell its an act and you know he's got weird sex stuff going on like he's a nonce, into getting shat on, watches gore on his phone, they are unnerving people
You're the one who started the shit flinging lad, seems like you think about southerners way more than we think about you lot. Rent free one might say.
>>84407037Is that right little lad? Who'd you go out with? Kev?
>>84407073I could just tell you're southern because you're that much of a poof it was just an observation no need to blow out of proporsh
>THAT POST THAT POST I JUST KNOW A SOUTHERN CUNT MADE THAT POST AAARRGRGRRHGAHGRAHG I'M LOSING MY MIIIIIIND!!!!
>>84407081Yup you're unhinged lmaoLittle toff who calls his dad Papa in his 30s
>N-N-NOOOOOOO DON'T LOOK UP DEPRIVATION MAPS OF THE COUNTRY NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>84407091So what lad. The country is ran by the not deprived wealthy middle classes and its a cringe joke of a country now
>those southerners are just jealous of our bad weather, fat women, muslim rape gangs and """food"""
Toff melty alert
>>84407107Remember to put your little bib on at supper tonight like papa tells you
do you people wash regularly? you don't strike me as people who shower more than once a week
>get absolutely sparked out in britfeel>h-h-h-ahaha he's having a m-m-melty!
>>84407117I shower regularly, usually twice per week.
Bro wears a bib
Little lads not having a good one today oh aye x
>>84407107Gravy allergy detected
Britfeel was a better place when HelperLad was the chairman
>>84407117i take shower every morning
>>84407209There was a certain order to it.
>>84407117I do once a day. Shower is really cheap and quick
Personal hygiene is easy, wake up, brush teeth, shower, come hair, apply deodorant. You can also get in a quick enema while in the shower.
>>84407209I mean, democracy's all very well, but it's weak and it's decadent. You need a strong leader.
>>84407238>come hairmongboy.jpg
Woundberg healan up quite well already, is it notX
>>84407266Hope it gets infected
>>84407209Talking about yourself again little lad?
My tulips are out
>>84407314Yeah they are, your tulips on the head of my cock
Insanely itchy arsehole is back again, fuck me
>>84407336You need to wipe properly and have proper hygiene.
>>84407314>My tulips are outProof?
>>84407358I won't be providing proof. Tulips being out towards the end of April is not a bold or unbelievable claim.
Not surprised by this atall. Those shows have major occult ritual creep.vibes n_n Alot of stuffs on BBC does an most telly an music rlyhttps://youtu.be/qur0CAHu-X8 [Embed] I replaced original pic i posted bf It's too tranny I jist mena that vaping is bad too byt pics that are too tranny are used by devil aswell
That format of x factor britains got Talent is like the Judgement Seat for devils. Poor souls performing like monkeys for devils.
>>84407460>Monkey>picture of a black manUhhhh, you can't make that association in the UK, expect a knock at the door.
Glad that bloody work day is over, I can tell you. I hope you sodding NEETs appreciate my taxes. And I've just burnt my Wizza I was going to have for tea. I was really looking forwrd to that. JUST fucking end me hahaha.
Fish and chippy dinner thanks to mummington. Thanks mum.
Washed it down with a good old cream soda. Saw this on the can and it reminded me of our seasideMARK had a right good chuckle in the chippy kek.
>>84407503appreciate the sacrifice de lidcheers
>>84407505looks lush that lidenjoy
>>84407505Looks good that lad. I'm rating you highly for the gravy as well. Proper shout.
>>84407526Thanks lad it was. Hope you're having a good day also.
>>84407513How about you send me a pizza in appreciation then? hahaha.
>>84407503I do appewicste it. Over the hump day now UwU//>>84407505That looks SO good. I luv chips an gravy. Enjoy
Just some paedophiles discussing fish and chips
>>84407505Ngl am on diet byt I would love this for tea tonight Ngl I went mental over weekend Saturday night chicky korma from takeaway Sunday morning sausage roll then empire biccy then another empire biccy later in day then Sunday roast followed by peaches an ice cream so n_n Not the best weekend for the diet I jistt thought ill restart it Monday but ya know how it goes
>>84407536mamberg got the toad in the hole on, so aye, lush>>84407540on it's way de lid
>>84407503Pop some cheesy beans on it lad.
>>84407542>I do appewicste it. Over the hump day now UwU//You're going on the good lads' list. Bless you!>>84407559Hmmm, can you send a cheese, mushroom, tuna and pineapple one with extra cheese on top. Thanks mate!
>They're waiting for you Gordon... In the target chamberrr
>>84407556Nice to treat yourself every once in a while. Live laugh love is what I say.
>>84407503I need another 100 a week minimum, can you hire some home help, maybe a cook, a cleaner, I really need their tax money, thanks, i've not had a takeaway this year, you can't expect me to live like this?!
>>84407503What do you actually do for a living?
>Finally, a laser pump befitting of my BWC
talking to myself all day as usual oh aye oh aye i live in assisted living facility for the mentally disabled but i live a better life than you trust me oh aye oh aye dont mind the bin bag oh aye oh aye
>>84407568I burnt it to a frazzle, mate. I put the tray on the hob, with a low flame. I like mine a little bit more cruchy. >>84407617Consider yourself not on the good lads'list, you cheeky monkey. >>84407625Network engineer|Sys admin. IP, DHCP, LDAPs, routing, weblockers/firewalls, and more.
>>84407644Just admit it your jealous of his lifestyle
What is /britfeel/'s obsession with paedophilia?
>>84407650>I put the tray on the hob, with a low flameWhy not get a big frying pan, and fry the bottom for a bit when you remove it form t'oven.
>>84407652Jealous of what? Give me a list of what I have to be jealous about.
Dog almost ran into a speeding car when I was taking him for a walk. Had to sit down for a bit and have a cry afterwards. Gave me the fright of my life
>>84407644If its normal to wear a bin bag why aren't the women behind him wearing one?
>>84407644Why has he positioned himself in such a way, in what looks like an empty seating area, so that he gets the two women in frame behind him?
>>84407644>i live a better life than you trustIs that what you perceive? Is that what makes you so mad at him, that he could actually have a better life than yours? >>84407659I don't have a pan big enough, so I used the baking tray that I used to cook it in, in the oven. Good idea though, for when I make smaller pizzas. Nicking your boss idea!
Having fish and chips myself for tea now anon posted that. Frozen fish mind but homemade chips at least so it'll do. Really looking forward to it.
>>84407694Get yourself a big pan as a treat for a hard mental elf session.
>>84407666Freedom.Free will.Ability to do whatever he pleases.Ability to say whatever he pleases.Gets free money Gets free housing.Not a care in the world. And most importantly. Making you seethe all day everyday.
>>84407700Why did you angle the pic to get the women in frame? How old is the daughter?
Eating a fried egg sandwich for dinner, again. Life is dull.
On them cans nowSome of yous need to pipe the fucks downs x
>>84407716no u put the fox down
>>84407698Good idea! Nice one. I have one of those tomorrow. >I will not cry.>I will not seethe.
>>84407650Are you concerned your job roles could be replaced by AI?
>>84407694you need to ask little lad that question me thinks
The Link Between Linux Users and Noncery
Anyone here play WoW?
>>84407729How so? Can you show us this link please?
>>84407710Why are you concerned about how old she is? Something to tell us lad?
>>84407716You could have easily got a normal selfie in that empty seating alone but you set it up to get the two women behind you on camera. Why?
Brainstorming money making ideas with chatGPT
>>84407734Because she's sitting behind someone who watches CP?
Just to say all Iranian female refugees are welcome in my home
I wouldn't consider myself a nonce (I only like single mums like bude) and I use linux?
>>84407650I am a good lad though and i deserve a take-away or at least a steak once a year outside of Christmas. :(
Just to say no one asked
>>84407747I somehow doubt they'll be sending any to the assisted living facility for the mentally retarded.
I love aniseed.
>>84407746He very obviously didn't and you know this. Getting a bit stale now the whole pedo thing
>>84407784>Getting a bit stale now the whole pedo thingtranslation>Stop exposing me as a nonce
You're the only friends I have, britfeel. Thanks for being there
>>84407784>He very obviously didn't In your own words you did though
Any lads get into Dark Souls duels/invasions? I was one of the best y'know.
>>84407792>Thanks for being thereIt's ok lad.
>>84407734>Why are you concerned about how old she isI want to make sure before I send off an email to flamingo land about Sean G Allan harassing women there. All good, you confirmed my suspicions.
>>84407799Prefered co op Like a good pyro build wirh low SL an help with sens fortress an stuff like That I liked playing the levels over an over again so that wis fun to me sometimes did forest pvp byt its not thar fun to me prefer co op
