Big money edition
>>84412235Lads. We need to have a meeting about the shoulder drop webm. The guy on the right is doing it wrong.
>>84412238What's that de lid. Care to share it with us?
>>84412240It's just not right de lids.
Another beautiful day lads, anybody doing anything nice today?
>>84412243Cant say I'm familiar with it lad, I only know who gymskin is from you posting him here lol. By the way aren't you forgetting something?https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M?si=FbRDHMNi9Ow16Gao
Wow, what a terrible thing!https://www.mylondon.news/news/west-london-news/we-went-school-uniform-shopping-33809494But also, if you actually read the article: care worker who needs a translator to talk to journalists was offered a state-funded three-bed house and declined it because it involved moving 25 miles."I want a free house in one of the most expensive cities in the world. No I am not willing to seek employment in a new part of town, it has to be here."
Very telling that Two-Tier Keir's message for St George's Day is>I know what you're thinking and don't you dare start!Get rid of this fucking cunt already.
helpernonce edition 2026
Paedos couldn't even do a St Georges day edish. Faggot bastards.
>>84412235why not st georges day lad edish lad?
>>84412328Most people would bite the councils hands off for a 3 bed council house that's fully paid for. Cheeky cunts.
>>84412328>care worker who needs a translator to talk to journalists was offered a state-funded three-bed house and declined it because it involved moving 25 miles.come on, please just make this shit stop
>>84412251I'm not that anon. I'm the anon that complains about the guy doing the dance wrong. I'm also the fast food anon btw
>>84412328There is literally zero possible economic rationale for that woman living there. It just doesn't exist. The amount of money the government has to shell out to keep her living in a three bed house in fucking Ealing will dwarf whatever productivity she produces (already low since she's a care worker).Stop importing useless people who need handouts and can't speak English and paying for them to live in fucking zone 3 London holy fuck.
Womfy rn arnt iVerilyX
Chungusmaxxing rn me
Leamington Spa rape case is a weird sort of banal evil. Truly just despicable, two Afghan asylum seekers kidnapped and raped a 15 year old girl as she walked home. She tried to call for help and her phone managed to capture her screaming "HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME THEY ARE GOING TO RAPE ME!".The judge restricted what the press could report, so it was only conjecture and assumption that it was migrants of some sort, until recently when the restriction was lifted and low and behold Afghan asylum seekers Israr Niazal and Jan Jahanzeb, each sentenced to about ten years.
Is this the thread for gay men?
>>84412542Yeah, I assume that is why you are here?
>>84412548Oh aye. Get bent over gay boy x
>>84412542Britfeel doesn't have an official stance on homosexuality, though there tends to be a negative view of individual homosexuals in general (poley, chika, lollers, shippy, hostlad, baldrew, ebin etc.)
>support for windows 10 has ENDED>turn on laptop>Windows Update uses 100% of CPU
>>84412235>st georges day>no st george editiondeeply disappointed in you
>>84412575Use linux mate
>>84412688I intend to when the valve cube releasesIf it ever does
The fucking roastie chutzpah is unbelievable here, kek>Oh no, the redpill boyim have noticed there's zero ROI and aren't buying into our hyperhoeflationary nonsense anymore!>MEN ARE THE ONES RUINING DATING, NOT THE 99% OF ROASTIES RUNNING AFTER THE TOP 1% OF CHADS WHILE AGGRESSIVELY SHAMING ANY NON-CHAD (Tea app) WAAAAHAccountability really is the vaginal jew's kryptonite, swear to God lol
>84412750The fact that this mulatto is interviewing a tatted-up skank in the thumbnail is the cherry on top here reallyDelulumaxxed to the umpteenth degree
>>84412750Really is just absurd lol. They want both the liberated feminist life and then also for a man to come in and be prince charming, but relationships have always been and always will be transactional. Of course real feelings do play a part, but at the end of the day women want resources and protection and men want sex and care (admittedly broad term but generally meaning encompassing things from affection to household duties).Women now feel like they shouldn't have to provide their end of the bargain, so men are realising that the juice isn't worth the squeeze. And all of this is before we even touch on the hypergamous "dating" scene where men can approach literally multiple thousands of women and be rejected every single time because women are always convinced that, not only can they do better, but that they deserve better. Totally unrealistic expectations - ironically the exact thing that women say porn gives men about sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1WJsFXY-8Bit kino this ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ln9hzjVmc8When will the silly goyimses learn
My leader is HelperLad and we will retake britfeel from all the bullymongs
Beeptiy beep beep beepity beep beepIt's time for another helpermong update from meltymong
made an image macro.
Anyone tried gelato before? Got some lemon one in the freezer.
The Helper regime will be back soon.All HHL loyalists standing back and standing by x
Please discuss what is going on in your own lives, not in the news.Any lad caught NOT blogposting will be summarily removed from the thread, and faces penalties of up to twelve minutes in the sparkzone.Thank you.
I have excellent news, lads, my local bakery has brought back their special sausage rolls. They're inspired by christmas dinner and alongside the normal pork filling they have bacon bits, stuffing and it all gets soaked in gravy before being baked. Now, their regular sausage rolls are excellent, especially the pastry which is just the way I like it (a nice glassy skin and then soft and chewy inside), but these specials are just fucking mind-blowing how delicious they are.I snagged the last one they made today.
>>84412945>Please discuss what is going on in your own livesjust farted
>>84412923seems like it isn't much of a thing over here (yet), so it's like aerosol ice cream? 'the texture is lighter and airier'?isn't that a bad thing?
>>84412948good for you mate i only have slop shops near me
>>84412951I think it is supposed to be super creamy. I think you are describing sorbet which very very nice
>>84412942Nothing else to talk about?
>>84412948that does indeed sound lush, wor lad.>inspired by christmas dinnera bit heretical this, but i suppose the individual ingredients you're describing are fine year-round. you could have a turkey carvery or pigs in blankets whenever you feel like it, who's to say you can't?miss bakeries, tbqh. i know that sounds insane, of course there are still bakeries, but 'bakeries', i.e. i could go up to 'the bakery' in my little town as a kid, get some sausage rolls or gingerbread men that only they had made.
>>84412954Damn that sucks lad, I'm quite lucky where I live, it's big enough that we have a dominos and a supermarket, but also small enough that we still have independent places like bakeries, cafes, butchers, groceries.>>84412967Yeah I feel for you lad, like I said I'm super lucky where I live, must suck seeing all the nice places you knew getting replaced by shite like Greggs. If the chains were a bit more upmarket like Gail's then fair enough, but for the most part big chains are just terrible.
who won the /britfeel/ caption competition? Craig?
>>84412980Captions like porn captions or like those shitty write-in newspaper image captions that unfunny octogenerians like to do?
>>84412977>I said I'm super lucky where I liveenjoy it while it lasts, lad ;__;mind you my local butcher's did well for itself. early 2000s, already felt like "why not just drive to any of the big supermarkets?" but it had us loyalists even while the neighbouring shops always changed hands once a year.the owners ended up buying out the unit next door, then they started selling fresh sarnies and scones and things. the bakery side of it only lasted about a year, but corrrr it was a golden age.was a bit dear, mind (and i don't just mean the venison).
lets check in on ol pamperchu and see what hes been up to as of latehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcauwWnn5Y
>>84413003what are 'porn captions'?
>>84413019now there is someone i had not thought of in a while.going off the title/description and first minute, won't be checking in on this if that's alright with you la'?
Have basically moved on to pinterest as my go-to wank material.
>>84413054Me? IG Slags.
>>84412341since when does it stand for any of that?
>>84413054it's not bad for finding weirdly specific images (for me, it's art in styles i like), i just wish they were more anal about crediting the original source. god bless weebs and their boorus.didn't really occur to me at the time, but think of all the stuff that was lost in the Tumblr purge. porn, illustrations, photos, whatever. the web is becoming unsearchable tbqh.
Had a cornish pastie from Brutons earlier. Fucking delicious, only 2.25, cleared me right out, feel like a new man.
>>84412942Helper loyalist reporting for duty, we await his return
>>84413113You still talking about yourself little lad?
Pink Leader standing by <3
>>84413122I have a theory.He's behind both sides of the argument and he does it because when he can't post with his tripcode he fears irrelevancy.
Have you ever dabbled in the occult? Known anyone who has?
>>84413139Retarded shit to do. Like the reverse of pascals Wager. It is probably all complete bullshit but if it is true then you will be attracting forces and spirits to you that are way out of your control. Very unwise. Stay fucking clear of it.
>>84413135That seems like something the mong would do desu
Wish I had knowledge of the occult. Be cool to be a wizard and hex all my bullies.
I am reading about chaos magick.
>>84413139No, I don't know anyone who would. Do you?>>84413150You'd be lucky I personally think it's all made up
>>84412341>I reject their plastic patriotism.would he settle for British Bakelite?
To be a wizard and to know the hidden (occult).
>>84413135it isnt a theory because that is the lengths sad act goes to and he thinks everyone is oblivious to it ha ha ha
>>84412245Off to the park with my little sister in a bit for archery practice
>>84413150>hex all my bullies.probably bad for you, this. worst-case scenario: there's a Hell and you're buggered.medium-case scenario: you get addicted to this in some megalomaniacal way. with zero accountability, you'll just be an arsehole and not even feel good about it. start jinxing people's marriages because they were rude to you in a shop once.someone might even put the pieces together and just murder you, or at least lock you up. no amount of salt circles and wolfsbane will protect you from the law. they may even have wizards of their own...
Wild how many African families in London are very scared of juju.
>>84413156>Plastic patriotism = wanting to put your own country and people first, and not letting foreigners invade you and rape and pillage your towns>Real patriotism = genociding your own people and educating children on chopping their genitals off and how to have anal sexTh-thanks Keir
in fact, i have now thought about it for several minutes and come to the conclusion that the worst part of discovering wizardry would be the paranoia.so you now know there are magical forces you can control, whatever rules they have, great. you're not the only magick-user though, surely? you're probably not the most powerful, so who's to say YOU haven't been magick'd? maybe your very acts of magyk are detectable in some way, advanced sorcerers could be controlling you and rewriting your thoughts.a strange game. the only winning move is not to play.
>>84413183what does this contraption do?
i thought only seethemongs typed in lowercase lads?
>>84413204the twist is i'm always seething. i actually hold down both shift keys at the same time.
>>84413223That's double seething lad. I'll stay out of your line of sight. Be seeing you
I've never seen the point in seething. Seems like an unenjoyable thing. Much better just to be chill.
Its saint georges day you pricks
playing this violent computer game.
I've never seen the point in seeing. Seems like an unenjoyable thing. Much better just to be blind.
I've never seen the point in samefagging. Seems like an unenjoyable thing. Much better just to be talk to people.
>>84412838How does this effect me? I don't drive and don't leave my home.
Can people please stop mocking my post by rephrasing it to involve a different word. It's not funny, it's childish. Grow up.
I've never seen the point in shagging. Seems like an unenjoyable thing. Much better just to be lonely.
Can people please stop mocking my life by reposting it to show how I'm a loser. It's not funny, it's childish. Grow up.
>>84413317Seething now are we?
Feel like I want to hurt somebody. Been off the meds for a few days.Tis all I have to say.
Can sheep please stop flocking my fence and reposting it to shear how I'm a ewe-ser. It's not woolly, it's lambish. Baa baa!
I did NOT come here to be made fun of.
no to bullying
Bit of music and nicotine, and feeling a fair bit better. Mental (no pun intended).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk
>>84413403then who did you come here to be?
>>84413436Bullying the less fortunate is a human right.
>>84413346>>84413450hope things simmer down for you laddington. choons, bit of time, you know the score.
>>84413454/britfeel/ proves the point that life isn't like films: it's the nerds (or 'non-normies') who are the real bullies.
>>84413462If that is the only way you can rationalise it then sure
>>84413458It's an eternal work in progress methinks. Maybe not eternal, as it had to start somewhere. *remembers being a child*Ah yes. Maybe infinite is a better word for it.I'll pop a cheerful song on. Good way to live life this, especially the start. Here, have a dollar, in fact nah brother man here have 2.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfxvsHpTZWk
>>84413466Moni is from the most oppressed group in Britain today, and yet she's an acceptable target even to y'all.if a gypsy popped into the thread, you'd treat them exactly how you treated the sporty, outgoing kids at school.
>>84413513He's not white, you big silly.Also, ynbaw Amer, lad.
>>84413462most people are bullies in their own way.Normies are still worse though.
>>84413513>y'allBack for an afternoon seethe Mr American?
>>84413513British people are the most oppressed group in Britain today.
>People keep saying Linux is so scary and hard and weird for gaming but it was faster and easier to setup than Windows 11 today.lmaooo this /g/uru has a point. language barrier aside, look at what you 'have' to do in Windows just to install a web browser.
Is it only the English that call themselves British (other than the forrens)? Och aye I'm pure nae British palTo be sure to be sure, I am not BritishOh alri boyo, nah I'm not BritishPip pip hello cheerio good fellow Brits.State.Is this kingdom united?That can piss off as well.
>oppressed groupsThis is very retarded reasoning to begin with, but even taking this sort of leftist shite on its own terms the most oppressed people in the UK currently are, objectively and without contest, straight white law-abiding non-paedophile male tax-payers.
>>84413574Linux is de way
>>84413574Lad, just forget it, normies will literally NEVER use linux. You can show them how it's easy, faster, free, has no spyware, can be as bloat-free as they want depending on distro, can game just fine etc. etc. and they will STILL NOT USE IT.
>>84413577do you mean as opposed to 'English', in the case of us English lads?depends on context tbqh. online i'll say 'i'm British' but that's largely for the sake of a more American/global audience. can also help clear up English-as-language vs English-as-nationality.but aye within Britain it's odd to say 'British' about yourself (as in, you're on/from the island?) unless you're talking on some national scale (obviously you are a British citizen with a British government and British law). if someone describes something with the quality of 'Britishness' it makes me think of twee Richard Curtis shite.more likely, you'd say whereabouts in the country you're from.
>>84413574It would help if the Chink could type like someone who isn't a spastic
>>84413600apt list --upgradablepost results.
>>84413624You really think that would shave off give or take 1:20 from the time?
Testing the other thing rn arnt iX
>>84413616NTA but, make it more convenient, and they'll flock to it, but then making it that will end up fucking it up.*remembers the information super highway*>>84413621Yes, it is mainly us English that say British. Every other nation is their own thing (as proven by monies collected for the coffers. How much do the other British nations pay for their prescriptions compared to us? Oh yeah...)There's Scottish pride (no homo)Welsh pride (no homo)Irish pride (no homo)English pride? Oh you mean the racist English bastards, they can STFU.I'm English, in England, and treated like I don't belong here.
>>84413624lad makes one typo as he's entering 'pacman'this dude livin in the Hackers universe fo rizzle fo rizzle.
I hate people who talk about music in a pretentious way.
I hate people who intellectualise music. People who link it to politics and make it sound clever. Fucking annoying gay shit.
>>84413662I like a variety of music, and feel like a cunt every time I say I have an eclectic taste.
lots to do today.1. remove spider2. wash towelscan you apply for Carer's Allowance if it's for yourself?
I want to spark pretentious cunts that use words like eclectic.
Is anyone unabashedly anti-intellectual? I fucking hate people that over complicate stuff. Every fucking philosophy and humanities department in the country should be destroyed. All gay shit.
>>84413633Here you go, but why though?
>>84413668I intended to be up early and get jobs done, but woke up an hour ago. I now intend on getting up early tomorrow and getting some jobs done.Could you get a "support animal" and register it as your carer?
Plod were seethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiX7GTelTPM
>>84413674How do you go about sparking someone? Asking for a friend.
Anyone with any testosterone will fucking know.
for me it's John Waters. not sure it's possible for me to go into any of his films with an open mind, i've heard him talk about them too much.
>>84413697Thanks for asking. It all starts with a month long seduction, and that means as many blowjobs as he can handle. Then we move on to him sodomising me, then one fateful night as he is sleeping, I slowly gather my dress and frilly knicker, punch him in the face and jump out of the window.
I hate Pretentious cunts People that read books and brag about itPeople that think they are cleverPeople that claim to like classical musicPeople that care about philosophyPeople that hate sportsMales with weak musclesI have such an urge to fucking bully people it is unreal
milquetoast
>>84413736Is that like soggy biscuit?
I loved being a bully at school. Was such fucking fun. Used to steal this spergy kids bag and watch him freak out and panic. Me and the lads would be rolling in laughter. Would tell pretentious losers to kill themselves and they cried. Bullies are sexy to women because they are the only people honest about who they like and dislike. Bullies are honest and strong.
>>84413743A huge amount of bullying is just fucking peacocking for sex.
>>84413696is there a way i can say 'i found this image amusing' without setting off the angrylad?(feel like i'm walking on eggshells atm)
Most people never commit crimes and never get arrested, but something insane like 75% of all crime is committed by a tiny cohort of people, the so-called 'superoffenders' which represent the top 10% most prolific of the people who commit crimes (again, this is less than 10% of the total population since those who commit crimes are a smaller subgroup within the population to begin with).If we just said no more. No more catch and release, you've used up all your second chances (these are people with literally dozens, sometimes hundreds of convictions). Next time you get arrested you simply go away forever. If we just did that we could basically turn the UK into one of the safest, lowest crime countries on the planet.The fact is that these people who would be locked up for good, and this is not a fact that people like to think about, simply cannot function in normal society. They have been given every opportunity to change, every second chance, every benefit of the doubt and what do they do? They just keep committing crimes. They ruin peoples' lives. Lock them up, be done with it.
>>84413743we'll go at it, punk, and i'ma fuck you up
>>84413054Shouldnt be any prn on pinterest Not allowed and especially certain ghouls uploading RELLY weird stuff I Will report prn on site xt. Pinterest power user
>>84413726I like books in theory, but I have turbo ADHD, and can only read them at a snail's pace.
https://youtu.be/kRZN9aNS_lM
>>84413818Yeah there isn't any porn as such on pinterest, but there's an endless supply of teasing instathot types in every conceivable outfit and photo style and pose and so on.
>>84413751Yeah, it's lowkey beta behaviour. You find a person you think is lower on the totem pole than you, and you punch down on them, so that everyone knows you aren't the lowest on the totem pole.I was never bullied by super attractive sex-havers. They were off in their own world. I was bullied by short deformed weirdos, and chavs from broken homes who lowkey resented me because my parents weren't divorced, and I could pay for my own lunches.
(Not an argument/debate jst personal thoughts ) Seems pretty obvious that the one on the right happens like Adaptions within same family but the one on the left is total drivel.
The virgin apt user vs The Chad nala user.
>>84413726That's no way to live helperlad you need some help x
>>84413831was it you posted this yesterday? have now enjoyed the entire channel, it must be said.>>84413849just place all your files by hand. that's all these 'package managers' (bit homosexual) are doing anyway.
How would somebting be fit for survival when it's So called evolving Partially evolved limbs tissues organs would render a species unfit fir survival while supposedly waiting millions of yrs to be complete...........>if the leg of a reptile were to evolve over supposedly millions of years it would become a bad leg long before it would become a good wing >Only limited evolution or micro-evolution/adaption (variations within a natural species such as varieties of cats, dogs, horses, cows, etc) is genetically possible in nature but not macro-evolution (i.e. from sea sponge to human)
>>84413866Yeah, man. Real men know that *NIX systems are just a bunch of files, mostly text files. You should know where they all go. Numpty men should not be allowed to operate a UNIX or UNIX like system.
>>84413866Naw jist seen on algo now. Its pretty kool.
It's only once you've been away from /britfeel/ for a few months that you realise how much of a mong you were being here in the first place.
>the pro bully talk stops, when someone points out that they were mostly poor and uglyOh no no no, lads... Tell me you weren't
I am once again laughing at the funny cat pictures on my screen. Thanks anon, very cool. Finished wagecucking for the week haven't I? So get in there. It all quite Kafkaesque.>>84413897It does be like that yeah. Half the time when I come to this thread it's just unintelligible fake arguments between the same few people and I don't even bother reading it.
>hello computer, i would like the program that draws circles on the screen.>okay, would you like the optional add-ons that let you draw triangles and squares?>no thanks, just the minimal, core behaviour.>sure thing! INSTALLING MANDATORY DEPENDENCIES: lib-supercomputing, lib-astrophysics, lib-chinesedictionary... (TOTAL INSTALL SIZE: 500,000,000 MB)
>Make me the most AI slop image that ever AI slopped. The pinnacle of slop. A seminal work on AI slop. And make it all themed around Britain.Thoughts, lads?
>>84413909Lol cats rly like keyboards fir some.reason
>>84413918that is clearly London and not Birmingham.
me and ebin will now stick strictly to a mediterranean cuisine, it healthy
>male Samaritans volunteer>make an agreement we won't have any sort of 'debate'>15 mins later:>BLAHBLAHBLAH SWITZERLAND>BLAHBLAHBLAH JOHN STUART MILLEVERY TIME.
>>84413957Never liked them since finding out male volunteers groom mentally ill females into meeting them for sex. It really is easy being a female and getting sex even at you worse state of mind.
MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT!(I just had some)
>>84413919yeh there's this famous one
>>84413957Don't waste the time of Samaritans. They are there to stop people offing themselves, not to debate you on politics.
>>84413957Nothing better to do than abuse people who are there to help people out, lad?
>>84413974corrrr what kind of meat, lad?got two tupperwares left of Morrisons cooked chicken pieces, me. maybe they will go in a sandwich. or a stir fry. but maybe i'll just...
Me? Vibecoding an autodialer to spam the samaritans with ai-generated voices that loop generic depression talking points for hours on end to waste their time and so actually depressed people can't get through and end up offing themselves.
If he can work what is your excuse?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YCcOOKaWswc
>>84413979yeah, that's why we made an agreement lad.still naturally went that way, that's the post. moid brains innit.
>>84414021Oh, are you that dumb bint? What a sad little life
>>84412235Big prizes -- I love it!
Fucking lmao, a guy in France placed huge bets on very low odds (cheap to buy the position) for weather forecasts in Paris. He bet that the daily max temp would exceed 22C when all predictions indicated 18C. He drove to CDG airport where the temperature sensor linked to the bet was located, unguarded, in the open, and then used a hair dryer to warm it up. The market resolved, he cashed out with like fucking tens of thousands of USD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>84414024nah lad, i think you misunderstand. i probably worded it poorly tbf.it was a genuine call - like, fuck me i've been rough and i think i'm through the worst of it now. but he & i could both tell it might become intellectualizing so we *agreed* to nip that one in the bud and then it went down that route anyway, from both of us.bit of levity in a grim situation, but i cba with seethelads just being arseholes if that's where this is heading. might go for a walk to clear my head a bit, hope everyone else is doing OK (esp. that lad yesterday)
>>84414070>hope everyone else is doingI'm an anxiety ridden mess as have an appointment to go to tomorrow but I should be ok thank you for asking. How's you?
No idea why people enjoy music.
>>84414070U should read Ecclesiastes from the bible and as well gospel.of John x
Hate music tbqh. Never understood it.
>>84414105Yes lad, I'm sure that will help him.
Testing out Firefox on my Debian USB install. Have any of you lads got a big mp4 or webm that you would post. Higher the frame rate the better. Thanks!
>new job is fully remoteI never have to get dressed again!
>>84414135Do u mean.big size. There's a small limit on here.
>>84414135Surely you can find something from your stash.
>>84414135I have loads of mp4s on my phone that's well over 50mb but It's my all videos of my cat so I canny pit my mams house on the internet n_n
>>84413957yeah, that'll be the type with any kind of male who considers himself a do-gooder. They literally cannot leave their politics at the door. They also just kind of assume you agree with them by default. >"oh, I'm sorry if I said something a bit misogynistic there...">me laughing internally "it's fine"
>>84414151>1768950650759808.webmThis is perfect, thank, mate! How's things with you, man?>>84414154Don't have any large ones for 4chan. >>84414162The one you posted is ace, thanks.
>>84414167Thats not surprising to me its pretty low. There will be 50 greggs in glasgow easily.
>>84414179I've never been in a Greggs. There was another bakery chain that's long gone. Used to get gingerbread men in there when I was a kid.
Greggs's more like dregs am I right?
>>8441399320% pork and beef mince for tacos, i ate 4 of them then i went to flush the drains, clogged with hair, mum gave me something to unblock it, last workman here nicked my syringe style unblocker.It's a good day for some chicken, got any mayonaisse, maybe some corn?
I have filled my star chart so it's sex with the wife tonight, get in there.
>>84414096It's silly really. Whole groups of families would go and picnic by the rivers to hear the music of nature. Now they get in the 4x4 and listen to a woman whine about her last boyfriend over 10 different "songs".
Music can be great, but normies do not understand what music with.If the only music you connect with is people talking about sex, or saying some wishy washy shit about politics, you are not experiencing music.
just done a massive poo. standing back and standing by
>>84414207Melting down again little lad?
I can't believe there are british roses working at greggs. I bet they get really greasy in the summer.
For me, it's "Orgy of the dead"
>>84414253hands off Gregory's girls...
>>84414253Cor I wouldn't mind slippery sex with a sweaty lass who smells like sausage rolls
>>84414253Our tilde used to work at greggs until she got misgendered and tried to disembowel herself on the shop floor.
>>84414200>20% fat meatHoly grim
>>84414135This enough for you de lid?
>>84414207what is your problem with lollers you mong
maybe it's all a coincidence or something, but i feel like there is sometimes an active mod/janitor who knows /britfeel/ well enough and takes out the trash (rubbish)wouldn't go so far as to say mods = gods, but maybe like, champions, or prophets.
>>84414302Ever noticed how black "women" often look like men in wigs and make up?
>>84414358Please, no talking about blacks during dinner, have some manners.
>>84414353The regulars here are well connected on IRC.
Canny find ma spf50
>>84414457What is that supposed to mean? Not trolling, just asking.
>>84414232spotted the virginhahaalri virginsongs r written about human experiences and sex is one of them sorry u cant relate champ.
>>84414353Considering i got a warning an post deleted rn for simply mentioning the name of a site some hysterical transgender moderator doesn't like i wold say its not unlikely
>discussing the existence of another website is "advertising"
>>84414302Gerrin', mate. (You) and crossy have the right stuff. Thanks muchly!
Me going shops w/o spf50
Kinda hope that isn't Sean and it's just a daftie trying to get me to hate him.
>>84414538Probly the latter
It's a lil seethie weegie. Every day he posts some bait that looks like Sean, and then deletes his post after it gets 1 reply.
Me when I can jist put on any name an be anyone Mwhahaha Jk
>>84414555Thar is quite a weird an mysterious strategy never seen that one before
>>84414555but that doesn't explain Crosslad's post!(maybe it's because turning 4chan into more of a TikTok repost place is a terrible idea and we all know that)
>>84414555It's almost as if you're trying to find a way to cover for little lads melties
>>84414563Actually wheni thought about it Its quite likely certain words an names have automatic mod responses like that. I would fink its more like that. Rather rhan a conscious presence.
Am honestly gagging for ice cream.am finking about doing that chika diet where you can eat ice cream. Like 99s flake raspberry fir brekkie all that.
>>84414588Based. Only really worth having stuff that doesn't have sneed oil sloppa, various preservatives like xanthan gum and stuff though. Haagen Dazs vanilla is the best for this reason. It just works.
>>84414538I'm not sure he does like you lollers and I'm not sure why as you're a good lad desu (I don't have a side in this... before anyone starts)https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82770619/#82776069https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83752710/#83752735
>>84414582weird though because it censored the name due to a word, but the post itself went through for a bit.why would there be a delay? was the robot charging its batteries? o_+
Ben & Jerry's and Haagen Dazs are both Jewish slop. They gave them cutesy American or pseudo-Scandinavian sounding names to trick people.
>>84414623Me? I only buy kellys cornish ice cream.
>>84413765Fling caution to the wind
Kinda weird how I saved a cat pic yday finking "this is jist like how my dad left me on read in January" (I dont fink about this much otherwise) then a few hours later he texted me responding to what I said in January (no explanation of delay but w/e)Its like when I wis talking to priest in the church about my aunty then I went to shop an it came up on my phone "[auntysname(random numbers)] wants to be your friend on Instagram" I didn't even knew she had ig it was a blank account. No I never said her name so my phone wasn't listening. An that wouldn't explain my dad.
It ain't easy hound. Sorted the backbox on my car today, had a right game with it, scissor jack weren't high enough for the axle stands so I've had to go back to the shop and buy a big bastard jack, fucker weighs 40kg but at least it goes high enough, then I've had to saw through the pipe, weren't enough, new one wouldn't fit, had to take another couple inches off, finally got it on though, car back to sound normal
>>84414555It's almost like the jannies are policing his ban evading! What? No way!
>>84413696amusing image, this.
>>84414632Itsgot to be mackies Not sure about sneedoil situation tho
>Mackie's of Scotland ice cream is marketed as a "real dairy" product, primarily using fresh milk and cream rather than vegetable fatsNow that is lush x
>>84414265My hands and tongue would go over every part.>>84414282Being misgendered as a female is quite the brutal pill.>>84414270Same I would love the dirty feel of it all.
>>84414663That makes too much sense though lid
When Restore Britain win, we'll deport all immigrants and then spackers like Sean will be forced to do litter picking if they refuse to work.Glorious.
>>84414668I've not tried that before, I may do though. I've got some Gelato in the freezer, going to scran that in a bit.
>>84414686You mean ALL of us bennymongs will have to litter pick? Likely, I cannot work, some of us just can't work.
it st georges day de lads
>>84414704Sparkfrog? I thought you were dead?
>>84414699SSM is not disabled. Smelling like fish is not a disability, and there are lots of jobs he could do. Picking up litter is something he would be well-suited to.
Found spf50 an sunglasses https://youtu.be/fQ4f_lgdYz8
just found out st george was a turkin fucking tears de ladsif he was alive today you'd find him behind a kebab shop counter serving chips
>>84414711It's a hidden disability. You wouldn't understand the struggles in his daily life.
>>84414704https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/15595227/england-fan-flare-bum-strolled-into-wembley/this you apu lid?
>>844147115 great guys +1 would disagree with you
>>84414720My autism gives me more struggles than him smelling like fish sometimes, but I still forced myself to get a job, and have constant problems.Smelling a bit is not a disability. He's a lazy dosser.
Had a haddock n chips at Troon harbour Might have seen a seal wearing lipstick and a seaweed wig
When she makes this face it just makes my heart melt. I wish I had a sweet rose gf but she's 24 and I'm 36.
>>84414716He loved a chicken kebab
>>84414746>she's 24 and I'm 36.gives me the ick, this.
>>84414666Plod was not amused
'Port of Troon' has four Os in it.
Was watching James Bond clips and saw this during the duel scene in the man with the golden gun and I rolled my eyes. PC gone mad
>>84414740I'd be upset as well if my autism was not bad enough to not work but still bad enough to give me a bad time. Please don't be angry others are getting benefits for their problems. Being a bennymong is actually more taxing that working a full time job.
>>84414764Every hole is a goal
>>84412348>>84412649>>84413259Apologies I did not know. I've never celebrated it before.
Earlier I sawKEIR STARMER WANKERspray painted in huge letters on a wall
Off to the swan for a pint. Heard they jacked the prices up.
>>84414805I'll be hearing it live and in the mix at the PDC Darts Premier League LIVE from Liverpool, in a few hours. I bet skysports change the audio track again to appease queer keir.
>>84414783Do you seriously thinking smelling bad sometimes means you couldn't get a job? I have had so many colleagues who stink.
>>84414808are scousers allowed to go against the party in public?
>>84414820I think it can affect someones mental health if they stink all the time for no fault of their own. I certainly wouldn't fancy it, would you? Imagine going into to work everyday knowing wagies are talking shit behind your back because of the way you were born. I'm honestly quite taken back thinking about it. Poor Mark.
>>84414745Want to meet ib Largs an play them machines where u put 2ps in that hits the other 2ps ?
People saying Mark should just 'get a job' have never experienced the vile, cloying and quickly permeating stench of TMAU. It is a ghastly scent that can fill a room in twenty minutes. Imagine tins of tuna put in a bag with dog shit then left out in the sun for a day then you inhale the bag.Once you get a whiff you'll want to throw up.
>>84414754It really shouldn't be icky. I think she doesn't feel confident around any white lads to be honest.
>>84414772if anything it's positive towards midgets* because he's saying he HASN'T killed them* took me a second, thought it was some maggot/faggot riddle nonsense
>>84414828Scousers can't afford a ticket my lad so we will never know
>>84414834>oh no me mental elfPathetic.
Me after very short walk to shop https://youtu.be/PEmqJBcQ2lg
'KEIR STARMER WANKER' has four Rs in it....and one arse LOL
Me switching to whitening tooth paste not rly for whitening but as because it has a rly nice blackcurrant taste
>them machines where u put 2ps in that hits the other 2pskawaii phrasing ngl
>>84414863And this is the reason he can't work. Mongs like you would kill him mentally. If you don't have anything nice to say maybe do not say anything at all. Mark is a misunderstood bloke.
Is Ruth mid lads?
>>84414883F tier minge on her I reckon de lid
>>84414890It's an S+ innie when standing up.
Din-din soon is itX
Once I was a very young manAnd very young men are none too cleverSailed across to faraway landsAnd faraway towns of tin and terrorRan amok in a strip called loveLost my mind in streets of neon
>>84414835Only if you carry my tub of 2ps and we go nardinis for Black Forest gateau afters
73 uploads from seasideMARK today what a treat.
Behold, PhenokinegraphiqueThis is what (((they))) don't want you to knowHitler was right about almost everything
>>84414955very cute cat, this.
>Yfw the phenotype wiki was censored on + deleted from wikia, miraheze and a myriad of other wiki hostersThe jews hate objective racial science as much as any other kind of historical truth exposing their lies and slander against gentile goyim
>>84414986he's a good lad
>>84414976i resemble these traits (not handsome, just if you were to describe them).but i am White English.
fresh pamperchu reviewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgKSW-wIjH8
>>84414880Are you him? Or just some obsessed loser wants to suck his fishy bell end
Remjnd me of skool days https://youtu.be/d8QZUAEK5_E
2012 vibe https://youtu.be/KRFHiBW9RE8
>man travels from the seaside>to inside a building in Sheffield>'he smells of fish... must be a condition.''scientists', lads and lasses.
>>84415082They probly think if he waited 5 million years he would be an actual fish
>>84415038No. But I know i'm not seething about someone elses disability, unlike you, big man.
Cheeky bampots@pb
>>84415099He doesn't have a disability, little lad
>>84412649Youre right honestly. It's not on.
Cute song https://youtu.be/v_H23dEmO4Y
>>84415111How's he managed to get PIP and UC then?
>>84415132By scamming them, just like Seany boy. It's very easy to game by simply lying. You also don't need a disability to get PIP, you just fill in a form saying "I struggle to do X", "I struggle to do Y" and then get paid to exist.
Dontthink there wis st Andrews one either. Not huge fan of St. Andrew on thr chosen so far ngl I know its jist the hair do he weirdly reminds me of Sayid from Lost who I also didn't like at the start but I quite liked him by the end
>>84415106>Photobuckethate what's happened to this site.all the image hosts go down, fair enough. PB's had legs. but they purged a ton of old accounts, and now they seem to resize + watermark most images no matter what.Photobucket, you understand some images HAVE to be unaltered PNGs e.g. if they're a forum signature or pixel art. it's maddening scrolling through old forum threads and seeing just how much of it has been ruined by Photobucket's nonsense.
High skool core x https://youtu.be/srBjssm6Dqw
>>84415141I can tell you've never had to actually sign on/apply for any of these kinds of benefits. You do need proof, they don't just let any mong say they've got a disability. Fair play if he has managed to ruse them, I don't think he has though.
>>84415149It's worse what happened to Imgur. It was the main image host of the last 15 years, pretty much every image in a forum was uploaded there, and now when you click it you get told "sorry, everyone in the UK is blocked because your government is gay".
>>84415159He demonstrably has because he doesn't have a disability. He smells bad sometimes.
>>84415172How do you know he doesn't have a disability, do you know him personally? Have you smelled him?
Well well wells look who the cat dragged in UwU//
my skool corehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY>>84415163https://rimgo.codeberg.page/
>>84415181Have you smelled him? And is smelling him a way to diagnose a disability? lol...
https://youtu.be/RDz7fjszVVo
>>84415196Well, if he has TMAU you'd be able to smell it, would you not?
>>84415163Ano esp when reddit uses it fit all images so its like 1 of the most used websites in the world is blocked on uk its so pathetic
all smells are invisible, if you think about it.
>>84415207Am boycotting my old spice gel deodorant. Its leaving weird marks on t-shirt.
According to reddit uk the best man Deodorant is "Mitchums roll on" in all Honeetly that is like an incel brand I never ever would have given a 2nd thought. Am intrigued now
>>84414358Real incelposting hours today eh?
>>84415242What is that thing in your video? Some weird hominid species?
>>84415232The word "incel brand"made me kek
>>84415205i'm pretty anal about the source image where i can be, right: find the original resolution, not a re-saved JPEG at lower quality, etc.i think there was some debate or Imgur changed it at some point but they WERE 'the good one' just serving the original file. they were set up by Reddit nerds because Reddit didn't officially have its own hosting for images or summat. just links to other sites (since it was like Digg) so okay, 'we'll make our own' - Reddit nerds so then i think people generally assumed Imgur was effectively the perma-URL for an image, you knew it was good for it, people would (CORRECTLY) get pissy if it had some eBaum's watermark and the correct one would float to the top of all the image results.at the end of the day it's Imgur's decision to withhold themselves from us, they could have said no. the worse one was that .gif website Reddit used, GFYCAT i think, with all the ExtravagantDancingLemurs type URLs. just gone one day. there goes all your images, including OC.again sites just go down like one day there's ImageShack then there is not ImageShack, but we have more of a mind about preserving things now. it's not just that you're hosting it, it's that you might be the only place where Archiveteam can find some cultural artefact.
>went to a car show>random moid sits in MY chair and says "someone stole my seat">grabs a handful of MY popcorn without even asking>sits in complete silence next to meim still fuming lads
>>84415222if they have a negro in their adverts it is probably a corporate scam to sell you overpriced slop
>>84415196I'll take the deafening silence as your concession big man ;) oh aye
>>84415290Oh yeah I forgot about Gfycat. There are millions of links to porn and gaming clips which just disappeared overnight.Gfycat basically worked perfectly, was unobtrusive, no ads, high quality. They had an enormous share of the market, then were sold to Snapchat, who banned adult content and then shut the entire site down about a year later.
2015 vibe https://youtu.be/s-5Xgw6d3h0
>>84415306Silence about what? I didn't know there was something I had to answer.If your question is have I smelled Mark, no I haven't. But as I've already responded, smelling someone doesn't diagnose a disability.
>>84415296>went to a car showIn your Sera?
>>84415247That's a woman, lad. It doesn't surprise me that you're not very familiar with them.
Good song https://youtu.be/GS7yE0Hcalc
>>84415242I'd give anything for a sundress quadroon with big puffy hair...
>>84415319If he has TMAU would you be able to smell it? Or does the answer to the question derail your melty seethemong?
>>84415232i feel like i've read the same advice possibly from the same Reddit thread from the same Google search.it's just nothing. i've tried both the normal kind and the ice kind and yeah, they're roll-on deodorants, you sweat less. i used to use the roll-on ones on my pits and then the same flavour spray on my back (and it's a weird spray, kinda heavy if that makes sense). but yeah, the two i tried just barely even smell. maybe that's a good thing.but now it's fair to say i've made the switch from the Mitchum to the Nivea Deep Darkwood since i actually like the smell of that. probs won't last as long because it's smaller (Monster can for comparison)
>timestamp melty>woman melty>gnosis melty>ssm meltythat's just this week little lad
>>84415357That does look so incel. Not surprised reddit likes it. Nivea is based and like Lynx etc.
>>84415338>Time After Time>https://youtu.be/GS7yE0Hcalc>calc
Spaffed again meDid i notVerilyX
I used Dove deodorant an like dove shower gel an stuff exclusively for like a year or two albeot herbal essences shampoo but it's not asgood as it used to be. Same as everything.
>>84415391Its acrually not that good. I wis jist hyping it up bc its scottish. Have yet to find a good remix of that song apart from a rly old happy hardcore one byt its from like 90s not a proper banger like what I want.
I remember they always played that cyndi lauper song in the time capsule swimming pool.
>>84415382sometimes we all have to bite the bullet and accept that an incel internet introvert thing can be decent.*cough*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSKCITbXNNs>>84415411was there an advert for Haven the holiday parks and they had 'Heaven Is A Place On Earth' on them by Belinda Carlisle, because hurr durr 'haven/heaven'?or did i just invent that? in my memories
>>84415442Yea there was I mind that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM0j7xOZlM4corrrr i'm not going mad. Haven is a place on Earth.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KqGmwi_Z5wone of Tiesto's best, this.
FACE MESEETHING IN MY MEMORYHOLD MEI'M WITH HELPER
>>84415442Thast a good 1 x https://youtu.be/VF8LzUg3ybE
Feeling old. It's not half 8 yet and I'm knackered.
>>84415454Oh i good tunes x
Is it possible to change your life and become someone normal. Have a wife and kids and not be friendless on 4chan every week at 35? The hope is fading. I am currently losing weight hoping that helps. My self esteem is in the dirt. My hope is that if I lose weight, I'll attend more social outings and not feel like a fat ugly bastard.
>>84415454Never went to haven me. Only butlins an flamingo land. Must be a class issue. But Jesus said u should store up your treasures in heaven not on earth.
Working? What's the point in that if you aren't getting a girlfriend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjdl2Yp6rxkremember when this was on Nico Nico Douga (TL note: YouTube) and the screen was just like>wwwwww>wwww>wwwwwwww>wwwwwif you didn't download all the official DDR simfile packs from Bemanistyle to play in StepMania you are not even a human IMOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd3SLne_U48i could do thaton a keyboard
Tried the bennies office number but they kept telling me to choose an answer to stuff like my first car, first holiday, job etc. What if you haven't done those? They asked different ones but I could not provide any answers so gave up.
>>84415520Or you'll be a thinner ugly bastard?
Not telling you her asmr channel. My greggs rose lass is all for me. She's beautiful.
>>84415549sort of implies there's multiple too. imagine saying to a bairn: "wow, you just got your first pet! first, because that rabbit will die btw."
>>84415549I phone them every day and practise different accents each time. Keeps me sane.
I Swear is a pretty gd film. Watched w my mam a while ago
>>84415550>Or you'll be a thinner ugly bastard?It's possible lad but if you lose weight you gain a jawline and girls seem to like that.
>>84415159You just have to act like a spastic. Sean literally admitted this after one of his reviews.
Pidgey used Wing Attack n_n https://youtu.be/J_tqx6adB1w
What an ordeal this was https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84400235/#84406397Happy to report the correct cable turned up today and it lush
>>84415638No one mentioned sean? beepity beep beep beepity beep beepanother helpermong update from obsessedmongbeepity beep beep beepity beep beep
>>84415651I started calling him Sean. Everybody else followed.
>>84415641an aux cable is an aux cable.but yeah i can't stand the AirPod style earphones. none stay in my ear (whichever size rubber thing i use).i am totally fine with a wire going from earphones or headphones to my phone and i, in fact, prefer it! but now THAT'S fucked because my phone is from the era where we decided 3.5mm headphone ports were old-fashioned, and my phone's port is slightly wobbly (fine for charging, not fine for carrying a USB-C to 3.5mm to headphone cable adapter thing around).
>>84415672Who? I can't remember mentioning him?
>>84415679>an aux cable is an aux cable.Sadly I assumed this. Not for sennheiser. They used a smaller jack on the headset and your usual 3.5 on the other end. I agree, I prefer a cable, I hate headphones that require any form of battery charge.
>>84415641This for PC? Why not use speakers
>>84415690oh fair enough, yeah there are different size jacks.but there WAS a common standard and they TOOK IT FROM US
>>84415697Do people use speakers anymore on PC? I prefer a headset, its all I've ever used on PC.
https://youtu.be/umgEI1ap61s o7
>>84415704Don't your ears hurt after an hour wearing em
Off to beddingtons-on-sleepbury meX
>>84415732Not really, I don't know if it is just the headphones I use. I didn't buy for looks, I bought for comfort and they also have removable ear padding which i've changed a few times now. I've had these since 2022 and they're still going strong.
>>84415323You know, I touched a female human fanny once.
alright lads, just got back from the land of wind and ghosts
>>84415874Poltergustia?
Imagine what it must be like to endure a turkish woman who thinks she's western kek.
>>84415909Imagine a woman wanting you ;_;
>>84415651>>84415672Actually I directly referred to Sean in the discussion he's replying to.It's a known fact that Sean pretends to have autism to scam the DWP. He knows what to say to pass the tests and has admitted to this.>>84415141I do find it somewhat surprising that SSM can do the same just by claiming he smells bad. But we already know the system is a joke and easily exploitable. If he sells enough of a sob story, that'll be enough.Bearing in mind, we can't even deport a known foreign criminal who lied about his identity, because his son might not like the chicken nuggets in his home country, with no diagnosis at all.I know what's involved in getting PIP, because I actually have real autism, and looked into what's involved with getting PIP, and I've seen the advice from people telling other autistic people what they need to say to get it. I just refuse to do it because I have a strong sense of justice and refuse to lie. When it comes to answering questions like "I cannot prepare food because..." or "I cannot wash myself because..." I would tell the truth that I can do those things.The irony is, I actually only shower about once per week, mostly due to autism. But I know I could force myself to do something that I don't want to do, and would feel guilty about lying and expecting other people to pay for me. I just think that's wrong.
>>84415921Imagine being a woman knowing you can pick from many desperate men on online dating apps.
>>84415938Why would I want to imagine being a woman? Are you bent?
>>84415936the National Autistic Society campaigned for the points system to make it possible for their diagnosed autistic members to get enough points, particularly through the addition of the 'mixing with others' section (or whatever it's called).if YOU cannot score enough points through honest answers, then yeah, your autism is just high functioning and not that bad. dunno why you're making the comparison to people with severe autism who are rightfully entitled to PIP? you're also NOT saying you have whiplash or that your lack of fingers prevent you from microwaving meals. you're healthy and able, gg lad, enjoy your life.
>>84415936desu I don't care if someone lies to get PIP as long as it's just care component or low mobility component as well. My issue is with high mobility component, or more specifically, the motability scheme, it's ridiculous, those people are 100% lying their fucking arses off, it's completely different than an autistic having to say "yeah I need prompting to eat or shower" to get enough points. What really gets me is that the difference between low mobility component and high is 50 bong a week, it's paid 4 weekly but 216.65 if you do 4.333, these fuckers are getting a brand new car, not even a cheap shit one either, they allegedly removed all the luxury cars from the list but you can check right now almost every car on there is something you'd only see a middle class person driving, then they get free insurance for up to 3 people, free servicing, etc. and the same again every 3 years, there is no fucking way a regular person could get a lease on a 40 grand car, plus insurance for 3 people, plus servicing, for 216 bong a month, you'd be looking at 500 a month at least. Keep in mind the qualifier for high mobility component is that you can't fucking walk for shit, weird how everyone you see driving the motability cars can walk just fine, and they are easy to spot, there's about a 20% chance of any current year or previous year plate being motability. Used to be the motability cars were modified with hand controls for an MS spacker or something, absolute piss take.
>>84415961>dunno why you're making the comparison to people with severe autism who are rightfully entitled to PIPThose people absolutely should get help. My point, which I thought was clear, is how easy it is to lie, and how most people claiming PIP do lie.The system is a joke right now. I know of people (other than Sean) who purposefully game it. I know of people who previously worked full time jobs for 10 years, and then self-diagnosed with autism and/or ADHD (you don't need a real diagnosis) and then lied on the forms, so they could opt out of working forever.It's quite literally your word against theirs. If you say you can't do something, then they have to believe you. Claims are often rejected the first time, but then permitted on appeal after people lie more.
Marketing lasses for dying children. What a career choice.
If you saw these parked you'd think the owner was loaded, nah mate, they're just a fat lazy dosser on PIP
Women live life on easy difficulty. They can get sex and a relationship any time. For many men, it's just not even possible.
>>84415997I see attractive able-bodied women in their 20s and 30s driving enormous expensive SUVs, and then parking in the disabled space by themselves.Don't hit me with that "invisible disability" crap. Lots of women didn't suddenly gain invisible disabilities after 2020.These are the self-diagnosed ADHD generation. And they get given free high end cars. It's a fucking joke.
>>84415921corrr *tries to imagine*
Go to the police again and make up shit again bitch. Think I'm fucking scared of them maggots...no. It's fucking quality entertainment for me.
feel like i shouldnt have ever dropped out of uni ladsstarted a real downward spiral towards doing fuck all with my life
In some areas of the UK, 45% of adults are economically inactive - not working and not looking for work.That's a broken society and it's not sustainable.
>>84416043Lot of old people need to die out. The government tried unsuccessfully with COVID-19.
Craving a cider. Haven't drank in close to 2 years but I would neck a Thatchers Gold right now.
>>84416043>work fulltime>cant afford anything
>>84416043B I R M I N G H A M desu desu
>>84415992sorry lad. i definitely read a tone/implication in your post that wasn't actually there. my bad.you're correct there are chancers, but i think the system itself isn't a bad one. i mean it's asking how your disability affects you on a (usually) daily basis. it's not something like "depression is worth 1 point, anxiety is worth 2 points...." because, as you clearly know, a broad diagnosis can affect people in vastly different ways.the test itself is fine, maybe some of the particulars/wordings could be changed. but it's a bit like other problems the country is facing atm where you'd basically need a thorough assessment to reliably prove each case, and how much time/money is THAT going to cost?they do ask for additional proof like letters and so on, i don't understand what bearing that has tbqh. but if you imagine someone going, "okay, now walk 100 metres. go!" to every single applicant, that would cost an insane amount of time and budget money. no way in hell would they get through the whole backlog, they barely manage that for the interviews as they are!some middle-ground system, maybe? maybe it takes a GP/specialist referral to get your foot in the door? I dunno.
You know the solution to all of our problems? Deporting about 10-15 million people.
just ate 8 cheese strings.
i have nostalgia for a romanticised version of a time i wasnt alive for
>>84416074It would be funny testing people, like "now do the washing up, GO!". [starts timer]But obviously that would be inhumane and a lot of people including myself would fail and have a meltdown, whereas if you leave me alone for a week, the washing up will at some point get done.
>>84416074>maybe it takes a GP/specialist referral to get your foot in the door?Ah yes the infallible GP referral
bag split on my way from the offie and two cans out of the eight i bought punctured and sprayed everywhere. fuck sake
>>84416088i also watch old episodes of The Wednesday Play and Play For Today, and imagine i'm in all the quaint "how do you do?", "how do you do" scenes.
>>84416074I mean, you lie on the form. All neets do. You can cook. You can wash and get dressed. These are really basic yes/no questions. It's lying.
>>84416099Easier to agree than some mong kicking off and risking your job
If St George really killed the last dragon, it's kind of sad. I know it was causing problems, but now there are no dragons left.
>>84416111for me its the 19th centuryproper soulful
>>84416120>They also highlighted instances of patients becoming aggressive if they were not signed off work. One GP revealed how a patient had refused to leave the practice without a fit note.
Long day of wanking and playing video games. Gonna get in bed, have another wank and play on my Steam Deck to relax.
>>84416097>now get undressed and take a shower. we'll be recording this for examination purposes.>>84416099more pressure on them, too. just trying to think of an outside-in approach rather than an inside-out one. not too far off the way you get referred to secondary and tertiary care. just some more whittling: "i believe this patient meets the criteria to receive a PIP3 form."it's like how policemen SHOULD be tall. not tall? you can't be a policeman. (bring this back.)
>>84416131does multiple wanks in a day not feel shitei remember doing that when i was youngernowadays i feel off after wanking two days in a row
I try to be politically correct. No point in being a knob and offending people for no reason.
>>84416148Lot of "multiple Miggs" here lad.No room in the asylums anymore
>>84416043Found our Helper, but doesn't look like he's been helping the economy
I try to offend people. No point in being a knob and trying to be politically correct for no reason.
>>84416153there are certain terms where i think, "yeah, fair enough."and you can just offend people, like you can offend someone in everyday conversation, that's just human nature.the problem is getting offended on behalf of others, like there's some phantom group of would-be offendees in every conversation. i've never met an Eskimo/Inuit and i never will.
i'm not racist. i eat indian and chinese x
i'm not racist. my favourite footballer's black x
I'm not racist or sexist or any of them because i hate all people equally >:)
who do you support lads? nottingham forest for life here playing sunderland tomorrow x
>>84416264afc mongboy
>>84416264I like Young Boys
>>84416264rangers
not rite that the Tardis Wiki still lists the Sixteenth Doctor as Billie Piper.they have specifically NOT said that, the wiki weirdos just WANT it to be true.should have stayed on Wikia/Fandom IMO. buying their own hosting has made them too cocky.
spastic united
Do pick-up lines actually work?
>>84416304I often wonder what that lad without shoes was doing there.Possible options:1. He was African and used to being barefoot2. He couldn't afford shoes3. He was too retarded to put shoes on4. Just Sunderland things
>>84416264better wincan't have them getting into europet. seething newcastle fan
crossy excited for the new boc x
>>84416332>4. Just Sunderland thingsLORE: the Batman bloke in that Sunderland webm is actually Kevin.(search the 'chives)
Me when new boards of canada dont start until u pass an iq test
>>84416332They are lush
>>84416364Bro thats crazy I genuinely never seen your post before I posted that Swear down! Wow !
>>84416380That is not lush. I want him off my team
>>84416364I suddenly got an urge to go on /mu/ an saw new boc album. Then I came back an posted about that before I seen what u said ! Crazy ! But neway Yeah it's pretty kool Init hope its good
>>84416383>m..my ttttt...team
>>84416376Lore update : im losing it
>>84416377imagine if the whole album was already secretly encoded in the weird videos they posted
what was the gimmick with In Rainbows again? did they just release it online one day, or did you have to do some riddle bullshite?
>>84416043the census was taken during the pandemic and if it's any similar to scotland's then it's mostly pensionershttps://www.scotlandscensus.gov.uk/atlas/choropleth/education,_labour_market_and_travel_to_work/economic-activity/econ-act-cat-p/economically-inactive-minus-retired
i'm not economically inactive i buy pop and oats
>>84416408Scotland is a nation of pensioners and alcoholics. It's why the SNP wants to import millions of Indians.
>>84416364https://youtu.be/CDuG0czqiM8
Had a few jars didn't I? Cider yeah. Now I'm depressed. Thinking of my old friend. Ah well oh well.
>>84416407If I remmeber right it wis like a name your price thing like bandcamp
I'm just a statistic to them.
>if 100,000,000 Swifties click the orange door before midnight, they can watch the new music video that will then just become public anyway and it's already online at a YouTube URL so ????make ARG marketing illegal.
>Implying 3 months is a long time to have tab openI will get round to reading it x
>>84416439Taylor Swift jumped the shark with TTPD
>>84416429What's your disability little laddy
>>84416472None of your business big fatty
>>84416443You will never read those tabs brother.
i saw two foxes a deer and a bunch or rabbits on my way home from work, i am in awe at the beauty of nature
Henry Healeys
>>84416516We got da fudigng buny wabet
>>84416516He is shocked by the natural beauty of our world!
>>84416532>>84416548where are you getting these
>>84416516I haven't seen any wildlife because I live in a very cat-heavy area. Literally, 10+ neighbours all have cats, which fight constantly and have shitting contests in my front and back garden to decide whose territory it is.I did used to get frogs, toads, newts, and fledgling birds, but not any more. All wildlife has been extirpated by people's cute darlings and now there is only cats and cat poo everywhere.The main reason I moved house where I lived before was because of immigrants. But now I want to move house again because everyone has cats.
just dozed off watching a video about a battery company. bloomin Karl Jobst i get there's an actually sad family story attached but nobody cares about your legal shite, you're the 'someone faked a speedrun' guy
>>84416622From pintersst lil bro
three entire quidderinos
>>84416673Not surprised you have more empathy with reptiles than fellow intelligent mammals. The lights are on but nobody's home.
YouTubers be watching this Simpsons episode about meaningless 'human interest' fluff going 'oh yeah like the 4chan poster who ate nothing but SALAD BOWLS OF KRAVE for a WHOLE WEEK' and raking in millions.
>>84416727lol you've used that line before. Whereabouts do you live? As a friend
>>84416679Seen that whole saga with Karl Jobst and Billy Mitchell. Two mongs spending hundreds of thousands of dollars arguing over a 45 video game high score. Now Karl is fucked because he lost the trail and owes Billy 300k.
I go into a porn thread and see a woman being decapitated with a blunt machete on r9k.. Gods way of telling me lust is a sin for sure.
>>84416734And it's still true. You identify with slimy toads, creepy crawlies, you identify with the Other because you are an Other. A creep. Simple as. Wildlife has been massively declining in the UK for years for many obvious reasons. Do you own a car? Do you protest everyone you know who owns a car and tell them how roads destroy the habitat of newts and toads lol?Your big idea is nobody ever owned a cat until 2020 so now we've all got cats killing wildlife. This is a new thing in Britain for cats to live in any given neighbourhood never happened before. You know all those times you saw your reptilian brethren? Nobody owned cats back then. That must be it.
>>84416775Do you really believe this crap? I didn't expect this amount of coping. Just accept you cause untold suffering and extermination of wildlife. Because you do.There's no point in discussing this unless you can be honest.
>>84416841Yes I believe that because its true you weird reptilian freak larping as a mammal. https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/news/landmark-report-shows-uk-wildlifes-devastating-decline>Wildlife decline in the UK is primarily driven by intensive agricultural land management, climate change, habitat destruction, and pollution. Human activity has significantly altered landscapes, leaving the UK with less than half of its biodiversity. Key issues include habitat loss, pesticide use, and marine degradation.
>>84416841RSPBhttps://www.rspb.org.uk/whats-happening/news/state-of-nature-report>The report found the changes in the way we manage our land for farming, and climate change were the biggest causes of wildlife decline on our land, rivers and lakes. At sea, and around our coasts, it was as a result of unsustainable fishing, climate change and marine development.
Thatchers juicy apple corr rating that tonight what a drink
>>84415936Green Party member explains how people "without means" cannot work.She's a prolific dancer though.But her health won't let her work. Her health is not reliable. Because of society.https://x.com/WONGthink/status/2047409013889871877It's the billionaires that don't want to work, because they're building rockets to leave.
>b-but...>n-no it's all because of cats actually...
>>84416841Never seen you post about pesticides or plastic on here for some reason why is that? https://www.wwf.org.uk/updates/5-threats-uk-wildlife
>Mousing is a myth cats are rubbish at catching small animals people think they do that but they don't really>Cats are ninja assassins of every living organism within a 10 mile radiusCat haters will switch between these at will then accuse you of having a brain parasite
>>84416854Just to be clear, you think I'm literally a reptile, that's against mammals for some reason?The lengths you toxoplasmosis infected freaks go to, in order to rationalist it lol.Yes, wildlife has been in decline for a number of reasons. That's also bad. Doesn't mean we should kill more wildlife.Domestic cats have had an extremely negative pressure on wildlife. It's an artificial presence. Even though you feed them, they have the same hunting urge, which they act on. It would be impossible for nature to sustain this many cats in a given area, it's only possible because so many retarded humans have them as pets, and this has been destroying populations of other wildlife.You aren't capable of thinking about it rationally because you poor cute furbaby, so cute. You have no idea what it's doing when it leaves the house, but it's cute and cuddly, awwwwwwwww. [female brain intensifies]
Choon: Presented without commenthttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84416897Irrelevant compared to habitat loss. If cats disappeared overnight it would still be a decline. So why are you so worked up about hating an intelligent mammal in defence of slimy creepy reptiles. If you genuinely care about wildlife decline why aren't you writing walls of text about the actual causes. Why are you such a freak but you genuinely seem unaware of that. You are a reptilian. End of.
>Greetings fellow humans>Don't you just hate anything with fur and warm blood >I too accede to that sentiment>Toads are SO much better than cats. Wouldn't you agree, my fellow humans?
>>84416910You do a shit in your toilet today.I turn up with a tanker of aged shit from Wetherspoons toilets and spray it all over and inside your house.But why are you upset? You did a shit in your house? So it's the same right?
>>84416922trembling parasite ridden hands clawed out this post
>>84416947Other way around. Habitat loss is the wetherspoons toilet. The fact you have that confused tells me you genuinely believe domestic cats are a bigger cause of wildlife decline than agriculture, roads, urbanisation, pesticides. So yeah, you are utterly mindbroken/mentally ill.>modern intensive agriculture is a major driver of wildlife decline globally>how do I make this about catsReptile.
>they keep building on the places where animals live>less animalsmad, innit?
>>84416955>Lung cancer from the pollution we breathe in every day doesn't bother youYou sleep>toxo xDReal shit
Who else has decided to never work because of the simple fact you are going to live your life without any sex?
>>84416959>someone takes a shit on your carWow that sucks>someone else shits on your face, and then holds you down and keeps shitting on youHang on, why are you doing this???>didn't you see? That person took a shit on your car. Therefore, I can do worse things forever. Until you ban that 1 tramp from shitting, I will hold you down and shit on you every dayBut couldn't you just stop shitting on me? I feel like that would really help me not being shit on>no, you see, I really like shitting on you, and I know that you aren't responsible for that other 1 shit that happened, but I'm using it to justify shitting on you foreverBasically like this, but instead of shitting, it's exterminating wildlife. And also shitting.
>>84416980No, I get sex, I just don't want to work. Lucky me.
>>84416986Why are you so obsessed with shitting on people? Your fictional stories are getting more weird and reptilian. Domestic cats as a factor for wildlife decline are not even in the top 5. So no analogy makes sense here. They are just not the same thing anywhere except in your mentally insane cranium.See here:>>84416962Let me guess the property developers are cats?
Knew my dad's mate for a while who was a firefighter. He told me that if a house looked like it was going to be completely beyond saving, he'd quickly flip a mattress, check the top shelf in the closet, or empty a dresser drawer looking for valuables before going outside into defensive mode.Never trust a firefighter.
pretty sure there are fewer stray cats roaming around than there used to be.
>>84417024>in the closetExcuse me?
>>84416993I think it's morally right to work if you get sex. For me, I think being undesirable means I have no purpose to work.
>>84416986https://www.ifaw.org/uk/journal/10-ecological-issues-affecting-wildlife-todayIf cats stopped killing small animals the wildlife would still be fucked. You are weird reptile who wants to shit on people.
https://youtu.be/izBY3MWrGeE
>>84417008Why do you keep calling me reptilian? It's really weird.Fact: cats kill wildlife. About 180 animals per year.Fact: cats are responsible for wildlife decline of every species, mammal, bird, reptile.It's an artificial population that couldn't exist without people keeping them as pets, and they've been responsible for a massive decline in native wildlife.It used to be that there was an average of 1 cat per street, so didn't matter much. But since 2020, everyone has a cat now. And it has absolutely decimated wildlife. There is an artificial population of predators that couldn't exist if we hadn't created them and fed them.All the retards who think "but they're so cute"... let it run for a few more years. There won't be anything left. If you need companionship that bad, get a dog or a wife and kids.
>>84417060>It used to be that there was an average of 1 cat per street, so didn't matter much. But since 2020, everyone has a cat now.Then if cats were as big a factor you're making out, the wildlife decline would have started in 2020. It's been going on well over half a decade. Urbanisation and industrialisation started a long time before anyone had cats. Building things where animals live >>84416962 started before 2020.
Amazing tune https://youtu.be/6kN4zRfnHm8
>>84417080you can't be serious.... ffs use your brain and logic. It's tiresome. I get that you like cats. But be serious
>>84416909I see stuff about gymskin on IG. A regular one is a bit weird, it's gymskin talking to some old guy and the caption is like "gymskin didn't know he was talking to a rothschild"
>>84417060>cats kill wildlife. About 180 animals per year.Wow all those millions of cats and only 180 animals killed each year
>>84417113Logic? You threw a melty about cats causing wildlife decline. I showed you conclusively said decline is due to other factors well before it comes down to cats. I didn't deny they could play a part, but it's irrelevant in the grand scheme. You were crying about newts disappearing, this wildlife decline is a matter of almost a century, down to many many many other things before people getting pet cats FFS get a grip.You were proven wrong, exposed your slimy arse in 4k. I get you don't like cats but don't do a pretend environmentalist larp just to hate on cats.
>>84417146ChatGPT, what's 12 million times 180?
>>84417113According to you it's because of cats you see less of your reptile brothers outside. Yet we know cats are not anywhere near the top 10 causes of wildlife decline. So, why is it your number 1 thing to cry about? If the motivation is REALLY about your fellow slimy belly crawlers. You said people got cats en masse in 2020. So if they are the culprit behind wildlife decline why did it start a long time before 2020. Are you saying wildlife only began to decline in 2020.
>>84417165Seriously... you can't be this retarded... it's not worth responding. Please apply logic a single time. It's not my job to explain really simple things to you. If you have an IQ below 80 then fuck off.I've given enough information and analogies, and you remain oblivious. How would you feel right now if you didn't eat dinner today?
>>84417172new edition night
>>84417176Haha ad hominem copium time. You claim cats are behind wildlife decline, you've been proven wrong with statistics and the reports of every major wildlife org in the country. You have said nothing substantial in response except your fantasies about shitting on people.
>>84417176Is the RSPB below 80 IQ is that why they're not aware cats are behind all our ecological damage? Like not even enough to be warrant a mention in their reports?
>>84417167Animals kill other animals yes. All those 180 animals are killing other animals.
>It's an artificial populationSo is 70 million homo sapiens on a tiny island.
>>84417113>I get that you like cats.Most people like cats more than newts. Fellow mammals. Is that wrong, in your view?
>>84417060>it used to be there was an average of one cat a streetYou're talking bollocks. They've always been a popular pet, and crazy cat people have always existed.Farms will sometimes have a dozen of them roaming around just for pest control. This is not a new concept.
>>84417265Lmao never even noticed that. One cat per street. Ffs.
>>84417208Cool. Let's deport 20 million then?
>>84417186Some middle aged leftist cat ladies at the RSPB produced a retarded article decades ago saying "yes cats kill millions of birds per year but birds still exist and haven't gone extinct yet".At the same time, other countries introduced restrictions on cats roaming. It wasn't scientific, it was women with feelings who like cuddling cute cats.And then we witnessed a massive decline in wildlife as a result.
the past few years has seen a mad dash to build houses in basically any available space, to house all of those people who really shouldn't ought to have been invited into a crowded country. Couldn't be that, right?
>>84417298You know foxes also hunt? As do certain types of birds. I've seen a bird eat a bird before.
>>84417309OK.... and? Does every other house keep a fox and a bird of prey? Fucking retard.
>>84417324Get this: they breed outside.
>>84417328And? Do people capture them and then breed 1000x the amount so that every home has one?Does nobody understand really basic logic any more? Why do I have to keep explaining simple things to people whose feelings are hurt
having owned cats, I've seen just as many if not more birds fly into a window and die, because they're fucking idiots.>>84417332Fox breeding is such a problem for farmers they used to make a point of hunting them.
>>84417336>bird flew into a window>so I exterminated 1000 birdsCat owner logic.>Fox breeding is such a problem for farmers they used to make a point of hunting them.Should we hunt cats then? Does anyone here have any ability to have logical reasoning
