>wake up early in the morning >around the same time as if I need to go2work>had less sleep than during the week>its saturday and I could sleep in>>>>dont feel sleepy at all>everytime>get out of bed for some water>get a latte macchiato & cig>make my bed>be less depressed than the past two(2) days>still feel rather blue>roll some khalifa kush for breakfast
>Ceb posts>it starts snowingI even slept 7.5 hours only waking up from nightmares once. Time to open up the rum, I guess. Sigh.
Dear mods, please remove this ceb spam thread or move it to the >>>/trash/ where it belongs (2nd thread)Thank you
>>84425382Ohayouyou slept much moar than me>n0t even 8am yet>Time to open up the rumThe heck? I guess you really wanna turn into a wizard you silly potterheadKeep drinking that magic potion of urs all day n night then baka
>>84425385Did mods give up when it comes to cebruz? They never seem to delete his posts anymore despite his constant avatar use.
ITT: two homofags with HIV flirt while using anime girl avatars because they're experiencing syphilitic madness
>>84425446Haven't had a drop since I last saw you. Bet you been smooking like a chimney non stop uhu.>>84425474Niqqa been refreshing the catalog all week. Same.
>>84425483>Haven't had a drop since I last saw you.So ur like guilt tripping me to continue to stay away so you wont have any rum for breakfast?WOWYou hate me fr fr>Bet you been smooking like a chimney non stop uhu.Could be worseAnd ur trying to compare apples with pineapples
>wrong imageNvm need moar coffee or sleep ig
>>84425483Oh yea I forgotSilver is doing bad againSo I blame u, cause u were like>Hur durre silver cause JEWs!!!!!!!!!!!And I was like welp ur mom is rich so maybe thr RICH kids knows what up?But turns out u were just being antisemitic So I have to continue wagie like a donkey while u get to be a comfy rich neetThinking of itI wish I was dead, why did I even post in the first place
>>84425385Leave my cebby webby ALONE
Whelp, already broke the door handle. Not fixing it today, that's for sure.>>84425561>So ur like guilt tripping me to continue to stay away so you wont have any rum for breakfast?I'm a social drinker.>And ur trying to compare apples with pineapplesI found some 40% sake. It's in a box, so I can open that up and we can all pretend we're being all classy and civilized.
>snowing againFeels like Ceb's mood controls the weather.
>also way heavierHabbe a drink.
>had to break into my own roomAm wet. Am cold. Am angry.
>bleh>im even unlucky in animal crossing >it has like a turnip stock market>you can buy turnips every sunday morning befor noon>(the ingame time is the same as irl time)>then its value will change over the week depending on the pattern it>like you can buy turnips for 100 bells>and sell them for 350 bells on wednesday >they become worthless after a week so cant hold it forever>my fucking turnip market crashed>they were valued at 92 bells last sunday >I thought I was buying them 4cheap>spent 2 million bells on it>>>>had to sell them at around 45 bellsAt least im not forced to sell irl, eitherway I got fucked irl n in vidyaGib me a break pleaseKill meeee>moar khalifa mints n coffee ig>get back inside >mom asks me to clean around for her>sure>finish everything >but feel like I hab to smoke again now>>84426018WhatWere u like outside this entire time
>>84426110No, but I tried climbing on the roof and forcing the window open, then almost fell down then broke the handle off completely, then opened the door to my alcohol stash with a screwdriver. My slippers are dirty and my butt is icy and wet and my knees hurt, but whatever.Just for the record I don't think I ever told you to trade stocks and my mom doesn't do that either.
>>84426159>No, but I tried climbing on the roof and forcing the window open, then almost fell down then broke the handle off completely, then opened the door to my alcohol stash with a screwdriver. My slippers are dirty and my butt is icy and wet and my knees hurt, but whatever.But why>Just for the record I don't think I ever told you to trade stocks and my mom doesn't do that either.Did you thought I would risk physical silver?In this fucking town? In this country?Not even bank safe deposits can be trusted in germoney>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Gelsenkirchen_heist
>>84426212>But whyCause I was literally locked out of my own room?>Did you thought I would risk physical silver?Whelp, it's not a way to become rich for most people, physical or stocks. My mom told me she did all the Wall street wolf stuff or whatever the equivalent here is back in the day and it was way too stressful, so she opted for a calmer role, even if the monies aren't as good now. It's suffering no matter what path.>Did you thought I would risk physical silver?Well, might pay for your blue lobster at least. But maybe not anymore. Things change so fast.
>>84426244Dont talk to meGoodbye
>>84426251I feel like a private equity now and it's not a good feeling. Don't know how they do it.
Ceb is definitely richer than me irl, but that boy just has a big appetite. I live in a smol haus in the middle of nowhere and eat plain eggs for breakfast and never go anywhere on vacation.
Cebruz deaserves a nice life. Am not gae, but I know a sweet innocent boy when I see one.
>snowing heavy yet againI guess I should shut up more often.
I want to hug Ceb, even though he's a bit intimidating.
Baka letting his thread wither away. Good thing am awake now. Feels like one of my last opportunities to not be sober.
>>84425347drop dead non virgin posting tomoko.
>>84427864Honestly, the fact that Ceb has had sex is sooo alienating. Like, don't you dare act awkward, asocial or depressed around me.
>>84428417It is impossible for homosexuals to be virgins long into adulthood because gay men are sexually compulsive to an absurd degree. That's why you all have so many STDs that the doctors can't even diagnose.
>>84428476You really making it hard to feel bad for goyim getting killed and enslaved. Filthy dumb animal.
>>84427864I said leave my cebby webby ALONE
>>84428509At least I don't flirt with another man daily while posting anime girl pics on 4chan.
>>84428542All you need to make a white man complacent is to make him feel better than the imaginary nigger or homo in his head. Now all the white folks can afford to be vloggers and influencers in Japan and show off their true subhumanity, it's so revealing. But keep worshipping your Jew god for 2000 more eyars, I'm sure it will work out eventually lol!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfzmBcZGytYI like how Americans made this into a classic ''there were just a few bad apples in the CIA'' scene here as well.
>snowing even moreI will need to get a real job eventually too most likely, just so you know.
>>84428551Aisu... you are white yourself dude...
>>84428581Yes, it's funny I am more pale than 99% of people who'd call me non-white. You know some people in my home have slightly Asiatic eyes even. But you must admit, most white people ride on the coattails of ones way more successful and feel no need to match that energy personally. Like our friend here. They feel they're good as long as they keep the niggers and trannies down, meanwhile Jews and China fuck their future a million years.
>>84428612Aisu I love you
>take a shower>hungry>parents aren't at home>place I wanna order foode from is on vacation >dont wanna go to the store now>too many people around there at this time>there is dis sushi place I could order from>but bleh
I don't associate myself with white people either way because I know they'd sell me out in an instant under the right circumstances and what they call ''white culture'' is either alien or straight up repulsive most of the time (and I learned this back in middle school when I was introduced to their religion, it's not some 4chan chud thing, at least not only). Like even the smart ones I've met here. They tell me I am wrong to reject Yahweh. Not even for some cultural or theological reasons. No. They think that aligning themselves with the ''victors'' makes them intelligent. It does indeed. But only short-term. They're opportunists. But more than that. They are lazy sons of bitches. They truly believe in nothing and look down on me for not following suit. They'll die out and act smug about it all the way to the grave. Because they earned that grave by being better than you.>>84428634That can't be true. I am unloveable. And if you don't hate me, I'll make sure you do eventually though my sheer nature.>>84428653Who does the deliveries though? Does Germany need 30 million more unskilled laborers by 2030 or not?
>>84428612>Yes, it's funny I am more pale than 99% of people who'd call me non-white.Wait... Are you saying you're not even fully white?
Cebruz has angered the gods... Btw, most my clothes cost like 5 dollah each.>>84428666I'm Baltic, so by some chuds standards am Mongolian, by others, the whitest person aliv. Not that I care of their approval. BAck in the day they would literally hunt my kind in ''safaris'' just for not worshiping their Jew on a stick.
>>84428664Go talk to ur new bf idc
>>84428721I'll literally die a virgin, cunt.
>>84428726You can tell ur new about itNot my problem
Out of rum. I think apple brandy is next in line.
>>84428759I am literally shivering right now.
>>84428707You are white. Your feet look hairless (might just be the image quality) and effeminate. You are basically camwhoring for the gay footfags right now, but that probably gets you off, faggot.
>>84428784Tell ur new bf to get u back inside or something
>>84428796Honestly, I am surprisingly hairless, and the hair that I do have isn't as visible due to light color.>You are basically camwhoring for the gay footfags right nowIt's the future of all whitebois too scared to have chilluns. I'm a mere hambirger.>>84428815You know I live in subzero temps even inside cause am so ais cold.
>>84428819>ais cold
>>84428836Yeh, flexing on all these tanned folx is kind of my whole shtick. I mean, it's literally snowing heavily and it's almost summer.
I touched snow on my birthday. And that's in August. Also, I literally just now realized my middle name is after the month of my birth am so rarted holy shidd I though grandpa was just into Roman emperors or sum shidd.
>>84428819>Honestly, I am surprisingly hairless, and the hair that I do have isn't as visible due to light color.You would look like a woman or a child if you were standing next to me in real life, yet you talk so much shit. >It's the future of all whitebois too scared to have chillunsDon't you want to fight the Jews? Having high-IQ white children is the best way to do that. Eh, you're a gay anyway so what am I saying.
>>84428906>You would look like a woman or a childAm still 6 feets tall doe and my shoe size 46 (idk what that is in american, but it's big)>Don't you want to fight the Jews?Actually not really. Am more of a victim blamer. Like, if you fell for Jew lies, you're just as susceptible for any other kind of manipulation. Jews may have invented Christianity, but it's 100% on the so called ''white people'' for falling for it.
>183cm>6,00394 feetPhew. My dad is like 5'11. Maybe I'll hab sex after all. I rember I had an early growth spurt in middle school, but then stalled forever. By the time I was in uni, all the zoomies looked so much taller. Like I'd be standing in the bus stop as a 20yo and all the 14yo around were taller than me lowkey.
>moms redhead>didn't inherit thatI'd be charging Ceb for every post.
>>84429010Aiste, are you watching Witch Hat Atelier???
>>84428977>183cmStill a manlet.>Maybe I'll hab sex after all.I guess you're not counting all the times that men have left your anus dilated and oozing semen?
>>84428784re you gay Aisu
>>84429034No! I don't even know if I'll watch the Elaina movie whenever it comes out. Like, I'd honestly prefer normies would not watch any witch content, cause they just end up hating everything. And Elaina is not like any other witch. She was created by a chud writer actually. I don't think other witches can really capture the big hat NPD energy.>>84429057You should unironically look into getting paid as a propagandist for the Kremlin. Seems you hab talent and a pulse on Russian culture.>>84429069I am very straight. Have thoughts of my penis in vagina all the time ha ha.
>tfw ppl only consider you white to call you gaeSlavcel life, I guess. It's what Hitler would've done.
>>84429079You should love Russia. They're getting hundreds of thousands of those white Christians that you hate so much killed in a stupid brother war.
>>84429108No no it's just your posting style, dear
>>84428525>>84425655Okies this is my new favorite person now
>>84429079You should give it a try! It's pretty good so far and I think you were also a sucker for idyllic nature shots
>>84429132Yeah, for sure. Funny thing is a lot of Ukrainians have Russian brains too, so either of them getting killed is a win-win. But I still want total zigger death cause I keep my expensive coin collection in the neighborhood and they would loot it and kill my granny who refuses to abandon her haus ever. And also it's hard to explain Russian mentality to westoids, but it's pretty poisonous. Like imagine the most insufferable people, but there's 100 million of them and they all also think they have divine right to rule you and expect you to answer to them in their language while being complete drunken bums. Something like that. Like even the biggest hobo of their feels like a king because Putin told them he is.>>84429136I at least try to make sure my voice isn't too soft irl.>>84429155Maybe I will, but you know, Elaina isn't special because she's a witch.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hessdalen_lightsAm close to this, but ain't seen shidd. Even aurora borealis, I've seen like once and it was super weak, just barely visible for my blind ahh.
Whelp, is almost summer, so it means eternal day. Best time to quit drinking and fix one's sleeping patterns for sure.
>>84429175She's special because... she has ashen hair...?
I was once in a Norwegian retard office after handing myself in and the lady handling my case was like ''you have very striking eyes'' and it made my day because it wasn't like a brown person saying it. I remember that time because when they released me I had to walk along a highway and it was so dark and overcast and grey everywhere, it felt like an apocalypse and I was supposed to take it all with a measely presciption of ssris because they wouldn't give me benzos and not even antipsychotics that the one psych that hated me gave me anyway.>>84429248She's special because she knows she is.
The other time was my cousin's friend when I was smol, she looked kind of lowkey latina (not that I knew what that was at the time), but also had very nice green eyes.
Gaeposting in Ceb's threads at this rate feels like working for Blackrock.
>>84429175>is gay>celebrates whites killing whitesIs this what it looks like to not fall for Jew lies?
This apple brandy does not taste like apples at all.>>84429315Well, if 99% of so called whites worship a Jew, then 99% of whites are no good. Call it ''goyim going their own way.'' GGTOW.
But my dad's family is unironically from the same town as Epstein's, so maybe there's some family influence in looking down on the goys, who knows.
My dad did a lot of sus business with Russians back in the day and was also the one who hated them the most. Can't be a coincidence.
>mom complains dad was always in trouble, his parents always bailed him outOgej, why marry him then? Especially as an autist? All women are the same.
>my brokie neighbor's dad died in a gasline explosion or sumffin>meanwhile my leech grandpa avoided being sent to literal Chernobyl by faking some sickness or somethingRuns in the blood, I guess.
Baka also drank away his commieblock apparment which is how we got a nice haus with a plot of land instead, which I guess is why communism failed.
I wonder if I gave a handhshakle to Ceb would he crush my hand. I used to think my hand is pretty big actually, but now kind of meh.
The haus I live in is like 50yo, Ceb would be like ''Ick, my switch can't even get proper 5G reception in here.''
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-fDjp4ZFBn4>>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GrITKHiwL7M>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8T6DOw-33IM>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VEjKPhGuyGEmaybe its cause I smoked too muchbut his shorts are killing my sides too hard
Honestly? My tummy can't handle any of this. I ate a slightly spicier chili than what's usual for a white boy, and my tummy hurts all day. I can't pretend no more. This is pain.
>>84429338You're even worse than I had realized at first. I hope someday that superiority complex of yours shatters and you can begin to get better.
>>84429644It's not a superiority complex. It's simple disgust. Well, it's easier for me because I'm from a place that tries to juggle pride in both its pagan past and Christian present, so the hypocrisy is more obvious, but of course it's true everywhere. I've encountered many intelligent people and differing viewpoints over the years and it has only made my initial resolve stronger, so I don't see what could change that.
>>84429511Are you and Aisu going to kiss
Like take Komakin for example. The 200IQ e-autist. To my disappointment, also aligned with Christ. Making up some cope about the Jews' servile nature to their god. The very god he approves of. And only approves of because disagreeing would mean ''losing'' in the society he was brought up in. All these so called autists shape their beliefs to match the least amount of effort their environment requires them, not what is actually true. All of you seething tards would rightfully denounce Christ if he wasn't already popular. Your opinions are absolutely beyond worthless.
>>84429739>tl;dr I like having gay sex so much that I don't care if white people are maimed and killed in brother wars
>>84429783Niqqa, if you ever met a Russian you would NOT call any of them ''brothers''.
>>84429793erm he read le heckin based christian dostoyevsky and has a far better grasp on the russian soul than you, chuddy!!
>>84429821Ironically, some Russians once tried to break the curse of being Russian by larping as Jews and ofc the tsars suppressed it because it cut into their vodka sales.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subbotniks
>>84429705n0never
To be real now, had Kiyvan Rus not converted to Christianity out of convenience, there's a good chance they could've stayed ''pagan''. Given crusader track record, they could hardly threaten my smol shithole of a country, let alone the entirety of Rus.
>>84429853I mean, your hand looks almost as pale as mine. Don't look down on yourself so much.
>>84429846>because it cut into their vodka sales.Russians were dedicated enough to the larp that they even put aside their precious vodka? Hard to believe tbdesu senpai
>>84429908Well, at least some of them who realized that Russian society is beyond retarded (the same applied to Polish-Lithuanian society as well). Like our society was so hopeless at the time that proto-communism was springing up here.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_PaulavaLiterally Italian Marco Polos would come up here and write about how degenerate and drunk our society is.Of course, none of this worked out in the end.
>>84429793I have met many.
>>84429897>get called white by anons>instant attitude towards his brown bfNot cool Aisu!
Well, some of it did work out. A surprising amount of what my granny would cook for me as a kiddo is actually Italian cuisine just because one of our queens was Italian! Funny how things work out that way.>>84429983I could definitely debate you on the definition of the word ''met'' here, but don't worry, it's common even for my countrymen. Well, no one can really cure the naivete of a Westerner. You are inherently stupid and you will only double down on it as you age and hear things you want to hear.>>84429985I was always racist and Ceb knows it's a part of the package. Strike an AfD voter and you strike a brown.
>sleepy >not up2anything>get ready2sleep >goodnights >>84429985Not my bf>>84429897I shaved my balls and they are all smooth nowFuck u dont talk to me
>>84430041But who were you shaving your balls for? I haven't shaved anything once women bullied me out of shaving my legs 15 years ago.
Well, I do still shave my facial hair, cause my testosterone isn't top notch, as you may have guessed, so why even bother. It's also where my most blondest hairs grow for sum reason.
All this freezing cold protects me against any gay thoughts. I am frozen straight while all the sun makes you flaming fags.
>>84430018Faggot, my family is only one generation "western".
>>84430130>I am frozen straight while all the sun makes you flaming fags.Close enough, welcome back Shakespeare
>>84430150>muh I would fit in back home miuch betterFeel free to sign up to Russian army. Do the world a favor and get droned. You know, my great grandpas would camp in the woods for months just to kill a few of you fags, now I get to sit comfy at home while dozens of you die every day in random Ukrainian fields. My ancestors literally fought for my comfyness. I intend to take full advantage of it. Go and be an example, cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsqF_8MMqDI
How do I unsubscribe and hide this little faggot's blog? Seriously all he does is is avatarpost, and he's been at it for years. You know what I've achieved in a year while you were whining for attention on FUCKING /r9k/?>Job>Talking to a foid at work>Moved out>Driver's licenseSeriously. Buy a gun, put it in your mouth, and do us ALL a favor.
>>84430223>How do I unsubscribe and hide this little faggot's blog?By not being a clueless newfag and using a filter, retard-kun
>in bed>wish I had some1 to cuddle with>zzzz
I too wish I had someone to cuddle. Alas, I'm an unlovable schizoid.
>>84430178I'm not Russian. Ironically, my family has lost more to Russia in its various forms than your family probably ever had. Yet, I am a forgiving person who can see the bigger picture.
>>84430310>my family has lost more to Russia in its various forms than your family probably ever had.>Yet, I am a forgiving person who can see the bigger picture.Yeh, you're just the average Russian then. You'd fit right in lole.
I want to pipe ceb
>>84430289>>84430307Worse than reading a 200 chapters romcom that goes nowhere
>>84430397Get me a girl that doesn't treat me as just a substitute for someone they're actually after and I can show you what I can do.
>>84430325I'm not Russian you stupid nigger. I shouldn't have even told you that I'm slavic. Goodbye.
>>84430434Russians treat most other Slavs as subhuman either way, so that's a double whammy, baka. Maybe they're nice to you in diaspora because they're few in numbers, but make no mistake, in their empire, you will answer them in Russian and nothign else.
Westoids just dongeddit that all the ''le based'' societies they simp for see them as even bigger subhumans than I do and am being generous.
I go to Norwegian gas stations and order hot dogs in broken Norwegian on purpose just because I am whiter than this supposed master race.
Threw up. Ceb wins this round.