jurrasic jars edish
>>84470591I think that life on bennies would be more tolerable if I was a normie who had normie friends and could engage in normie conversations. But I can't. I didn't ask to be born like this.
First for Helper loyalists
>>84470580>It's got a lush factor of 4x but I still want to test its limits if AI wants to take my job. I'm slightly peeved at the prospect.Still not sure where I land on this. The Citrini piece was very good but very sensational, and there's always the frame of thinking that instead of making people redundant it will just change how they work and maximise their productivity (think cases like paralegals not personally reviewing cases but just proof-reading the briefs that LLMs produce from source documents, things like that).>True dat! I love how you expressed this. kek this was me too just off-name
>First for Helper loyaliststhis you? ha ha ha
disgusting edish
Descent arse enough bread, so it is.
>>84470613Nothing wrong with him, he looks like a great lads
>>84470616>>84470613>>84470603The mongs are at it again kek
>>84470623>he looks like a great ladsmongboy
NOT welcome: paedophilesARE welcome: good lads
i..i...i w...w...wonder h...h..how ssss...ss...sean iiiiii....is dd....d...doinghahahahhahahaha
>>84470647You are jealous of a great man, because you'll never amount to what he has
You lot wouldn't know a paedophile if one bit you on the arse.
>>84470652What? Being a benefit scrounge? Being held captive in a spacker prison? Or both? And that is just the tip of the spacker iceberg hahahaha
>>84470616So he, clicked on, downloaded, and viewed a video he knew the contents of..... but he isn't a nonce... yeah right..... welper loyalists in complete, absolute, and utter shambles
All great men throughout history have been dependent on state benefits, that's just a fact x
>>84470588Me when no jars x
>>84470705What a gigacope this is.
>All great men throughout history have been dependent on state benefits, that's just a fact xhahahaha
>>84470580>I will have to admit defeat and go to the doctors for some temporary additions to my meds. And hope they don't become permanent. besides the metallic taste, were there any side effects?zopiclones are fun and they tend to be pretty harmless in my experience. mate A has started taking them because of her weird shifts, it just SOLVES the 'i need to sleep, now.' problem.meanwhile i'm presently on my third zolpidem after another all-nighter aaaaaa.>I haven't played any of them, mate.oh wow. yeah if any game is 'immersive' i guess it's Skyrim. for me i loved Morrowind back in the day, but that was more about reading the lore and stuff. it's not a fun action game, Skyrim is. but there are all these other systems so you can go just live your life in a town eating breakfast every morning before starting your shift as a wheat 'n' potions salesman, forever ignoring the loot-filled dungeon down the road.
>>84470616NOOOOO THIS IMAGE IS FAKE MAN ITS AI HE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THAT VIDEO
>>84470728NTA but wondering how you rationalise it being a cope? Seems quite cut and dry to me desu.
>>84469880skyrim again, sorry i went out for a few hours. i will enjoy your skyrim reports but wont be playing, ty for the offer though.
>>84470766It's all been said before. You don't care about the truth so I won't bother repeating it for the 20th time.
it's quite auspicious that HHL himself hasn't shown up.
>>84470783>You don't care about the truth so I won't bother repeating it for the 20th time.translation>stop exposing sean as a paedo it hurts my feeling
>>84470803He isn't a paedo. You know he isn't, I know that you know he isn't. It's all so boring.
>>84470817>He isn't a paedo. You know he isn't, I know that you know he isn't. It's all so boring.hahahahah
Out for a walk in the glorious sunshine innit. Corrr. Somehow don't feel that bad after all the alcohol last night. New month, new me, thoughever. No more sadposting. Life is good.
>>84470823Is Sean sexually attracted to 13 year old boys? Yes or no.By the way, I'll know if you are lying.
>>84470756What does mate A think of you being a benefit scrounger when she obviously knows you are capable of being a fully functional sociable party animal
>>84470835>Is Sean sexually attracted to 13 year old boys? Yes or no.>By the way, I'll know if you are lying.hahahaha
>>84470835Yes otherwise he wouldn't have gone out of his way to view and distribute said video gimpo
>>84470835You are obviously a paedo yourself
>>84470862Here we go again. He didn't distribute anything. He saw a gross video similar to how people see gore videos, and he mocked it.You know he isn't a gay paedophile. There are actual known admitted paedophiles in this thread but you don't care. The Sean=nonce stuff is just because you don't like him. I don't like him either but I think the truth matters.
>>84470580Doesn't have to be more on top, get them to up the strength or change them.Just had an assessment from the drug clinic, waffled on for ages, lass sounded fit. Annoyed myself as thought WOULD, then immediately thought WOULDN'T as I'm a weird spastic that's fearful of intimacy.
>>84470880>Here we go again. He didn't distribute anything. He saw a gross video similar to how people see gore videos, and he mocked it.>You know he isn't a gay paedophile. There are actual known admitted paedophiles in this thread but you don't care. The Sean=nonce stuff is just because you don't like him. I don't like him either but I think the truth matters.rattled, fuming, crying ha ha ha
>>84470880NTA but, you assume he's not playing all sides, including saying it's all this thread talks about.He's here all day every day talking about it.Probably the same anon that is scared of IDs.
>I don't like him either but I think the truth matters.
Feeling very miserable thinking about my agoraphobia right now. It ruined my life. I'm a failure, stuck on benefits forever. No friends, no future, no work, no money beyond the pittance the state gives me.
>>84470835Clearly he is.
No i get it somebody put a polite note through your door asking for music to be turned down so you have no choice but to scrounge. Simply out of the question that you work for a living. Your life is much harder than mine.
>>84470893Quite possibly. He has a humiliation fetish, and he loves attention.
>>84470893>Probably the same anon that is scared of IDs.I'd prefer them so I can more easily filter out helpernonce and his 12 paedoproxies.
>>84470895>foreverMeaning you have no intention of ever trying to change
Fun fact: loli is illegal in the UK. Lollers' hard drive could get him arrested.
>>84470895just go outside lad
>>84470913I'd love nothing more than lollers and helpernonce getting bashed up by inmates in HMP wakefield because they're nonces.
My names sean and I definitely did not watch THAT video but I made sure to tell everyone about THAT video and describe THAT video in detail but I did not watch it.
>>84470602>I didn't ask to be born like thisWHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CREATED. I JUST WANTED TO FULFILL MY PURPOSE
>has agoraphobia>goes outside>holy shit I'm cured
>>84470943Just piss and moan about it on the internet lad, that should sort it right out
>>84470943Doesn't that Ryan windridge have that? He's outside all the time annoying truckers and getting kicked out of trucker conventions or whatever they're called
He's very obviously just posting bait and doesn't have agoraphobia. The entire thing is a meme about how easy it is to get benefits because there are actually people out there on handouts for saying they have agoraphobia.
>>84470935I definitely did not watch that video of your mother getting gangbanged by 8 niggers one after the other with her blown out pussy drenched in nigger cum dripping on the floor after, I'd never do that to you bro
>>84470971Lol lmao. You are boiling. Hahaha
No racism outside of /b/ please
>>84470892>He saw a gross videotranslation>He possessed and viewed CSAM then gloated about it online while using an identifiable tripcode
>>84470880>There are actual known admitted paedophilesSuch as?
>>84470992There was a man here yesterday demanding that unknown men be able to watch his daughter go to the toilet.
>He saw a gross videoInteresting way to say "he" (you) deliberately looked for and watched and attempted to distribute CP
Lads its very simpleTripfags are all nonces
there are contextual clues that mate A (female) and not me (male) produced these items.dunno if we'll effortmaxx for a party ever again. a year or two later, some neighbours installed a jacuzzi, and how can you compete with that?!
>>84471007It was just a video going round on 4chan at the time. It's not possessing it if you happen to see it, and then ask if anyone else saw it. Nor is it deliberately looking for or distributing it.This is like saying I'm a murderer because I scrolled down X and saw a Muslim stabbing someone in a video, and then asked if someone had seen it.
>it was just>it was only>it doesn't mean>but what if>he didn't knowOh for fuck sake shut the fuck up. He's a fucking nonce and everyone knows it. Stop defending him you fucking freak.
>>84471021Why are you on an iphone suddenly? Is that what you used in your 30 year normalfag party animal phase before putting on the agoraphobia gimmick for the DWP?
>>84471036Oh for fuck sake shut the fuck up. He's not a fucking nonce and everyone knows it. Stop making things up you fucking freak.
>>84471036>>84471044You're like 2 menopausal women having a meltdown at each other at work over something trivial.
My east asian gf just sucked my cock and swallowed lads x
>>84470971>I definitely did not watch that video of your mother getting gangbanged by 8 niggers one after the other with her blown out pussy drenched in nigger cum dripping on the floor after, I'd never do that to you bromelty hahahahaah
>>84471036You are fuuuuuuuming my lad ha ha ha
>>84471022>This is like saying I'm a murderer because I scrolled down X and saw a Muslim stabbing someone in a video, and then asked if someone had seen it.Cope levels are off the fucking charts today ha ha ha
>>84471053So you choked her to death and that's the story you're going with? Not cool to involve us in this anon.
>>84471061I'm detecting large amounts of cope coming from you
>be mong >party all night long wooo>take drugs>decide you really like drugs and want to sit in your room doing drugs all day as a hobby>cba working for a living just drugs and pleasure >call it a disability and expect life long dole This world lol
>>84471072Not everybody here just stays in their boxroom. Some of us go out and have fun.
>>84471070>I'm detecting large amounts of cope coming from youha ha ha ha ha
After extensive study and research into natural power, the government has estimated that if we cover just 1/20 of the country into a solar far, we could confidently power 1 whole medium sized caravan park for 3 months out of every 36 months.Quite impressive.
>>84471087o..o..one sssss....sh....shshshs....shandy bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbass ppppp....pppp...please
>mfw I get upset at people with disabilities, and not the immense levels of organised crime, and general thuggeryuseful idiot.
>>84471087He's so cute, how could anyone hate him
>>84471014Simple. Fucking. As. De. Lid.
>gormlessly shuffling around at a bar, neck stuck-out, glassy-eyed, waiting for an opportunity to throw your government pittance away on watered-down overpriced piss while everyone ignores you>"Some of us go out and have fun."oh my days blud
>>84471087Notice how there is a massive gap between him and everyone else? Bet his nappy stinks.
>>84471106Seethemong obviously fancies him, and HHL didn't respond in kind. This has obsessed lover bunny boiler vibes all over it.
>>84471087For me, it's the manlet chatting up the two british roses.
>>84471120On that projection vibe again sean lad?
>>84471087Not a single non-fat woman.State of the Poorth. Fucking grim.
>>84471124Wrong.Anyways, I'm garn down waspnest forra jar
>>84471123>british roses>fat middle aged HR workersWe need to do something about your desperate standards Turkmong
>>84471087>boxroomMong reckons just because they're relegated to the boxroom that means everyone else is. Projecting his lived experiences x
>>84470935How can you describe a video in detail that you haven't watched
>>84471128Theyre kind of hot imo, brutal rejection though, bet the guy felt stupid af
>>84471156Manlets advanced got laughed at by two sub 3/10 fatties
>>84471098You don't have a disability hahaha you're a lazy scrounger x
>>84471163advances. fugging auto correct
This is a massive improvement. What do people think. On the right side is so sexy
If your "medical disability" would have been viewed as basically a personality trait/flaw 100 years ago chances are you're just a scrounger
>>84471164I have several disabilities. If you're so insistent I have to get a job, offer me one.
>agoratypical normies>accuse me of being a 'fake nerd'all of you:Touhou 1CC. NOW.- begin your playthrough by doing san (3) anti-clockwise circles- upload + link your replay before midnight tonight- it can be Imperishable Night, surejust remember: i didn't start this, YOU did.
>>84471170it was easier to get work and property 100 years ago. We didn't need so many safety nets, because all you needed for a "career" was a pair of hands.
>j.j.just g.give me a jjj.job o.ver 4.c.chan or ill s.crounge You actual tramp hahahaha
Have been collecting thousands of posts in a dossier for years now. Nearly ready to deliver to the DWP with Sean's face all over it.He's fucked lmao.
>>84471177Makes zero difference to whether you're "disabled", actually just confirms its sociological phenomena
>>84471175I'm too ADHD to master games. Got more games to play, en I?>>84471178>crying because someone threw his stupid worldview back in his faceDo you ever get tired of this. If you want me to work, find me a job. If I showed up to an interview, someone like you would immediately pin me as "odd, potential liability", and show me the door.
>>84471184>consistently struggle with tasks other people take for grantedHow is that not a disability?
>>84471148he read about it.
>>84471175Normalfags know all that stuff now. Irrelevant. You are a fake nerd for thinking this is a shield when your real allegiance lies with partying and clubbing with normalfags.
>>84471156god imagine their pussy game
>>84471180I really want to believe you but you won't do it.
>>84471196has he read other csam fanfics as well? x
You know you can just claim PIP even if you're working, right lads? 76.70 a week? For nothing? I'll take that thanks.The basis of my claim is that my depression has forced me on to a very heavy prescription of SSRIs which impede my ability to drive safely so I have to contribute to fuel for a local parent car pool to get my kid to school. I have been depressed since my sister miscarried her child. I was extremely excited to be an uncle, she was even going to name him after me.See? Got a whole backstory that no mid 40s catlady at the DWP would DARE call out. So now I just get an extra 300ish quid a month in the kitty and it's lush x
>>84471193>struggles Never bothers* If you put in even 1% of effort you could be in a better position. But you think what, if you don't automatically have it as easy as some that means you're justified to sit on your arse refusing to try? And we're supposed to sympathise with that?Your "disability" is not relevant because even if you didn't have this "disability" you wouldn't have bothered trying. When was it you actually put effort into life? Not every lazy scrounger is "disabled". Some people are just lazy and want the easy free route for everything, like you for example.
>>84469819How much did that set you back? 1b+ easy? I could buy one but I wont. I'm Currently taking advantage of DXP myself, I hope you are.
>>84471223Is 76.70 a week a lot of money for you?
>>84471244Didn't say it's a lot of money, it's not in the grand scheme of things, but if someone offered you an extra 300 quid a month to your salary for nothing wouldn't you want it?
>>84471225I asked you last time to list all of the times in your life you put effort into anything, and you couldn't answer me. You've never struggled to stand in a slightly crowded room, or to walk a mile down the road. You're living life on easy mode from my perspective.
>>84471223i don't have a disability though
>>84471258That's the neat thing, you don't need to have one!You can just lie over the phone. Plenty of websites and facebook groups will tell you exactly what you need to answer to each question to get signed up.
>>84471223I'm trying. I can't find a job.
>>84471256Haha yes lad nobody has been anxious or faced any adversity except you. You are the most troubled special little lad in the country. Whatever you need to believe your dole scrounging is justified.
Me? Agoraphobia
>>84471271The fact that my life is considerably more of a mess than most peoples' goes to show that I struggle more with simple tasks, doesn't it?>hasn't answered the question, and brought up one time in his life when he tried hard at something
>>84471264i don't lie, its unethical
Ubuntu still down/very slow since yesterday.https://www.theregister.com/2026/05/01/canonical_confirms_ubuntu_infrastructure_under/
>>84471293this would never happen with windows
>>84471280The government is stealing tax money to give to people obviously defrauding the system. I'm just claiming a bit of it back, righting a wrong as it were. If they pass welfare reforms that are substantial I'll stop.
>>84471277In so far as "struggle" = you can't be arsed
3 min till I will be feasting on slop. Slopway big breakie footlong with some waffle chips.
>>84471297Oh aye, PIP is like a little tax refund you get each week. Loverly!
pssh, Skyrim and RuneScape....any of you lads want to join me, a TRUE nerd, for a game of Dungeons & Dragons? the real deal, mind, none of that 5th Edition Critical Role normie muck.sadly i don't own a table so we'll have to go to a club. also anyone got any MDMA going spare? i mean, just while we're on, might as well.
>>84471329Tell me one time in your life you worked very hard for something, and stuff didn't just fall in your lap. It's a simple enough question.
Odd how this attack coincides with the root escalation exploit that has been undetected for years. Canonical makes millions a year yet has no DDoS mitigation. >>84471295They fucked up so many times over the years.
People over 40 are obsessed with music and act like it is really important. It is weird.
>>84471337You sound like a woman crying about the patriarchy lol. This isn't a debate I don't take orders from scroungers. I have pointed out that what you call "disability" and "struggle" amounts to you learned you can rely on scrounging the state dole instead of working for a living. You've given me no reason to change my view on that, in fact only confirmed it.
>t.t.tell m.me a.about a t.t.time y.you tr.ried hardTf is this a job interview? Closest you've ever been to one I'd wager ha ha ha ha smelly little scrounger zip it x
have to confess something to you lot.
>>84471348I've watched normal people from a distance all of my life. Stuff just happens to them. Nothing is ever a struggle. First day of school, they just fell into a friends group.As soon as they were old enough, women just started liking them.Their first jobs were handed to them through nepotism.They went to college "for the experience"(interacting with more normies who they naturally have a rapport with), and then fell into a career.They think driving and gathering in loud sweaty crowded places is fun, and not a terrifying obligation.Tell me one thing that has ever actually been hard for you. You can't.
Wonder what Twitter posts Twittermong will be copying verbatim in here this afternoon
>>84471332We were all nerds as teenagers and know nerdy stuff. You are the type who would throw a nerd friend under the bus if it meant staying in with your cool party mates. Too many different allegiances trying to be everything to everyone.
>>84471376ooohhhhh cooorrrrr go on lad, point him out to us!
Linux kernel updated, initramfs rebuilt and removing unnecessary bloated modules. Tell me if you can do that on Windows. GNU/Linux gives you freedom and flexibility.
>>84471367>have to confess something to you lot.You love us dearly?
>>84471368You are describing near enough everyone in this thread mong you are just narcissistic enough to think it gives you the right to sit on your arse going on the scrounge
This weekend you should install GNU/Linux and finally ditch Windows. You are so going to be fucked when they bring in the age verification bullshit.
I am back from the doctor. She asked me if I needed a chaperone, which I didn't understand, so said no. Then I showed her my penis, and she looked visibly disgusted and told me "you need to wash your penis".Do you think I've been mistreated and should sue the GP practice?
>>84471391I've asked you again and again to bring up one time you've had to try hard at something, and you can't answer me. Your dealer probably got you a job sweeping floors, and you think it makes you a champion of the working class.
>n.no its.only me>m.y completely standard experience of having mild aspergers is unique to me
>>84471403stop being a self-hating sperg then. No one likes an uncle Tom.
>>84471386I never update anything
>>84471397Wash yo dick filthy nigga
>>84471397>Do you think I've been mistreated and should sue the GP practice?Absolutely.
>>84471397You need to email your local MP as well anon.
>>84471389that is true. but it is for that reason i must come clean:>>84467576i wasn't listening to 'the best' Crystal Castles album. i was listening to all of them. they're ALL the best :)the unblurred picture is actually a composite of all their album covers.whew. hope we can still be frens
>>84471430I thought so. I was taken advantage of and abused.>>84471431I don't think that will be necessary but we'll see what the doctor say after I make a complaint.
>>84471419Updating is the fun part. You should really use the Debian edition of Linux Mint.
You always know when you've got seethemong in a tiz, because he just fucks off.
>>84471439I dunno, sometimes I enjoy a good back and forth and then sometimes I can just be struck by a sense of 'what the fuck am I doing?' and I leave an argument half way in between. From the other side probably looks like a tiz, but really I'm probably just going to have a wank or something.
>>84471397i think you should wash your penis. but yeah flip the genders, etc and it could be a case.do you have a shower where you can set the water from a wide spray to a narrow blast? do you have phimosis?
>>84471445I do wash my penis. It has an infection which doesn't resolve by itself and needs antibiotic/antifungal cream to clear, so it smells 30 minutes after being washed.The doctor also touched my penis (with gloves). I will be masturbating to that later, but she did not tell me she was going to touch my willy beforehand, she just did it. It was very shocking for me because nobody has ever touched me there.
>>84471443you do seem calmer after a wank, it must be said.
>He's spent all day on britfeel having a melty over Sean and ketlad What a life!
>LOOOOL he's spent all day here seething at others
Might pop into the Vale of York this weekend.
Oh I'm laughing. What a sad little cunt.
>>84471451>It has an infection which doesn't resolve by itself ever?>Thee doctor also touched my penis (with gloves). >she did not tell me she was going to touch my willy beforehand, she just did it.i know what's done is done, but why didn't you request a male doctor? pretty sure you have that right when it comes to genitals etc.will ask my friend who works in a hospital if she knows what your options are.
>>84471458Yesterday seethemong had a melty over 1 post I made earlier in the day. I only found out later when I came back from playing games and saw he'd been talking to multiple other people as if they were me for hours.
Might pop into a vagina this weekend.
All day everyday he spends his time here crying his eyes out at other posters LOL. I pity you.
>cash only shopOkay, it's a front for crime.
>>84471479An ovulating one without a condom, I assume?
>>84471476Was it the trannys in the bathroom thing? He spent 6 hours of his life crying, pissing and shitting over that yesterdayWhat a life!
Might pop to the petroleum emporium for cigs, then stay in all weekend.
>>84471496What did you buy, lad?
>>84471507I didn't buy anything, I don't go to those places.
Seethemong spastic vents out his frustrations on others to reflect how bad his life is. By lashing out it's the only way he can feel anything in his sad cold broken little heart.
>>84471519Probably winds himself up being an adult edgelord as well.
>>84471476i'm about three different people according to him.maybe it was a different seether, but the one that tickled me earlier was the anon who tl;dr'ed and got upset at my post responding to a lad's criticism of Franz Kafka.the irony didn't even hit me until later he did that in response to a post about BOOKS. seemed like sincere anger too, but i'll gladly have been trolled (best possibility.)
Wonder what are wagie becky and ruth roses are up to this weekend.
>>84471513>I don't go to those placesWhy not?
>>84471537Could you stop posting this ugly bint.
>>84471525any lads gone this way about horror films?been thinking about marathoning all the Saw films or summat. but i feel like as an adult they might just be viscerally unwomfy, with the possible exception of the first one (when it was actually a genuine mystery story).
I doubt ruth even has a part time job. Most lasses don't need to work for a good while.
>>84471550not ruthlad but i think shes low key cute
>>84471543Kind of like voluntarily funding the destruction of my country. Doesn't sit right with me.
>>84471552I did a rewatch of all the Saws last year.
>>84471557You dont even have a part time job either
>>84471552Why not do the rob zombie devils rejects trilogy?
>>84471550She's not fucking ugly lad. She's marriage material.
>>84471571She is one of the worst looking women in the whole country. A certified 2/10. Bad genes, SSM-level genetics.
>>84471562Your inability to attract women and make sprogs is what is ruining this country.
>>84471571She's got a cuteness to her. You reckon she does anal?
>>84471571imagine her in 20 years, yikes
>>84471564how do they hold up, would you say?
>>84471558She is pretty cute for a 24 year old rose. >>84471568I live a minimal life and wouldn't get a relationship by slaving away in a mundane job.>>84471581No lad. She's very vanilla.>>84471591She'll take good care of herself, wear sun protection throughout the year and eat a good diet to maintain her beauty.
>>84471602First one is great, true classic. Second one is decent, a bit sillier. It goes downhill after that, each one getting worse. Saw III is OK
>Seethemong stops and turkmong begins. >He thinks we don't know.
>>84471619Do you wear sun protection?
https://www.youtube.com/@Rebecca-asmr/videosHi Rebecca, unfortunately there seems to be some incels stalking you online, here is the link, if I were you i'd go to the police just to be on the safe side. You aren't the first girl they've stalked and I doubt you will be the last.
No SSM news today?What's the point?
>theyProjectionmong strikes again.
>>84471627I'm not sure advertising that you've been ITT all day is a good look
>>84471619She looks like my mongoloid mate Charles who was dropped on his head, heart of gold thought but not a looker, married, with two kids with deformities.
>>84471638word on the streets is he's fat and smelly
Oh look it's stalkie and the whiteknight time.*changes the channel*
>>84471577I don't think so. You say that about every British asmrtist.
>>84471645He's on a diet or drugs of somesort, I want to know how he's doing it, being a fat lad myself.I was hoping some anons could tell me if it's diet or drugs.Or both!?
>>84471648No I don't. That one obviously is very pretty. Ruth also looks good in some pictures and before she let herself go. But neither could be described as ugly. They're good looking women.
>>84471637Don't be fucking stupid lad. It's just commentary.
>>84471659Already done, lad.
>>84471648Cooorrrr, the fucking scenes that bedspread must've been party to. Blimey, one can scarcely imagine.
>>84471653Nah lad you were calling my scottish lass a female version of SSM several times. You just don't like these beautiful women because you know they'd never want a failed man like you.
>>84471668She'll have wet herself and squirted in that bed many times, both when Chad dicks her and when she's imagining him raping her.
After looking through the dismal collection of slopflix top picks for me, I have found 1 that I will enjoy.Going to have some marihuana vape, an OG guinness (3 nights in a row, don't get that with the other guinness) and watch lords of dogtown.
It's very difficult to get black peoples skin oils out of bedsheets, she must have a high spec washing machine.
>84471458>84471466>84471471>84471476>84471495>84471519you think about me when i'm not here
>>84471668>>84471673She probably hates sleeping her boyfriend's flat bed. Expect she brings extra pillows round because of her unusually shaped back.
>>84471673Oh I'm certain of it. She'll be schlicking her gash at the thought of Chad and his mates performing a home invasion, slapping her around a bit and then taking turns on her. I bet she fantasises about getting pregnant from the repeated rape and she climaxes exactly at the point at which the largest and most well-endowed rapist finally ejaculates into her unprotected womb causing fertilisation.Sheets = soaked.
>>84471637imagine the full scale melty when she takes down the channel hahahahahah
>>84471671Think you have me confused with someone else. But I can't defend things I've never said. I literally just told you that Ruth is good looking.
Looks like the council of mongs has entered the thread. Get ready for le epic night of pwnage.
>>84471696All women fantasise about this. It's the number 1 female fantasy.
>>84471701why would she fucking do that mong? she is fucking beautiful. stop being a DICKHEAD.
If I abducted a woman I would treat her nicely, probably the best she's ever been treated in her life. And that would be a total turn off for her.
>>84471718Not Laura though. I expect sex is just the side quest in her love life. It's more fulfilling to go places and enjoy life with your boyfriend than think about sex 24/7. Women are only horny during ovulation.
>>84471648>>84471695Which bed do you think she lost her anal virginity in?
>>84471725upset about something big lad?
Mum is getting me a mcdonalds tonight. I might try the double big tasty meal and a galaxy mcflurry and redeem my extra fries, milkshake and chicken nuggets.
Crazy how most women have already done anal and deep throating by the time they're 20. All because porn has normalised it.
>>84471734You're going to have to abduct one and not be nice, it's the only option anon.
>>84471738I very much doubt she does that dirty, taboo sex.
>>84471743Sounds lush lad. My go-to meal is large three piece chicken select meal with chips and orange juice, then two hamburgers, no mustard no pickles. Sees me right it does oh aye x
>>84471747You call it crazy, I call it lush. Love shoving me nob in a nice tight 20 year old arse and throat ngl
Any girl you see walking down the street has had penis in her arsehole and cum all over her face. Even the ones where you think 'no, surely not her'. Yes. Her too.
>>84471769It's grim to think about. Sometimes I wonder if Adolf was right.
>>84471756Just 3 piece? Mine is at least a 5 piece. I don't have the orange juice because it's just a bottle these days. I miss when mcdonalds used to serve orange juice on tap.
>>84471774>Adolf was right.He was. But this isn't the board for me to discuss that.
reckon becks has an innie like ruth?
Me? Calling myself a nonce online, playing both sides, in an effort to stay relevant on an irrelevant imageboard x
Every woman you've ever met. Every female colleague, every receptionist, every nurse, every schoolteacher, every female member of your family, every sweet old lady now sat decrepit in a nursing home, every successful yass queen girlboss, every stronk wymyn female police officer, every actress and pop star and princess and astronaut, every cute girl sitting alone in a library, every bored gen z girl working at a coffee shop, every fat bint and every supermodel, every church lady and every punk at a rave, every asmr girl and vlogger woman.EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.Cocks up their arseholes. Cum on their faces.No exceptions.
Another wuppa garn down the hatch it lush
>>84471795Ruth doesn't have an innie. No way.
>>84471795No, she will have some fucked up asymmetrical wrinkly pastrami. Likely it smells too. She looks dirty in every picture. Nasty scruffy lowlife that she is.
>>84471800Holy fuck mate I'm wheezing the fuck is this level of autism?
>>84471800life is so lush as a woman, free sex on online dating apps the very same day too. they can't complain they have it worse.
>>84471800Even your mum? I doubt you'd be saying this thinking of your own slutty mother, and grandmothers.
>>84471818Read again>>84471800>every female member of your family,
>>84471818Mong can't read
>>84471818>>84471820It won't be all of them. There's an age cut off. It would basically be about 100% of gen Z women, 85% of millennial women, 65% of gen X women, and probably lower than 10% of boomer women. Almost 0% of the silent generation had cocks up their arse.
>>84471807I think she does. Girls with her figure usually do.>>84471810She's not dirty. She showers daily and has an extensive perfume collection. She must smell so good. Ruth probably reeks of alcohol after a good drinking session. That shit comes out of your skin pores.
>>84471842>>84471795Why'd you change up posting style lad?
>>84471820Yes, I read it as all your female relatives, there was nothing mentioning me or mine.>>84471824Mong didn't word it correctly. Didn't absolve his female family members of sluttiness. One has to wonder where he got this thought from, I don't think that about my female family members due to them not being sluts, so I suppose he has slutty female relatives.
>>84471850>Every woman you've ever metMong can't read
Remember that blonde american lad who approached a lone woman in a car park and started going on about her beef curtains when she told him to fuck off. I made the big thread on that and the media/reddit started circulating the video not long after.
>>84471857Ok numpty. You've been rumbled, and all yer female relatives are sluts.
>>84471863>Ok numpty. You've been rumbled, and all yer female relatives are sluts.Melty Just admit you read the post incorrectly the first time lol
Saw a man get taken down by a pack of freshly spawned Spark Frogs on the way home from toil. They chased me down the road to my house and are waiting outside for me to leave so they can sucker punch me no doubt, they already got their first spark on some alcy looking lad when I looked out the windows. Stay safe out there lads and don't provoke them, they're stronger than they look.
>>84471873No, I got you on a technicality and you'll be seething all night.Do more reddit spaces appear the angrier you get?
>>84471883>No, I got you on a technicality and you'll be seething all night.>Do more reddit spaces appear the angrier you get?Still on a melty
>>84471889Okanonthanksforparticipating*givesyouawoodenspoon*
>>84471881Kek that guy looks like an old boss of mine
The arguing pedant mong has another victim, guess this will go on for the rest of the thread now
>>84471896Keep going this new style melty is funnier than the old ones
They can't even update. Terrible. You'd think their relationship with Microsoft would ensure their security updates can be applied 24/7.
>>84471881welper loyalists on the attack
i amgoingto havemydin dinsi thinksoonimthinkingbeefsweet potatobell pepperspring oniongarlic
Didn't realise Dark Age of Camelot was back.Anyway, i won't be playing.
wish I could play tabletop games, but no one will mates with me.Not fair.
>>84471907lmao serves you right for being an ubuntu pleb. They're basically the Microsoft of Linux now with how much slop they ship, they deserved to get DDoS.
>>84471818i remember my nana complaining there was too much sex on telly, everything's about sex these days, 'i never had sex.'then my mam goes, 'eh? course you did! how else would you have had us?''eee aye, you're right.'maybe memory loss with age (my granddad had been dead 10 years at that point) but i don't think she lived some secret sex-filled youth. my granddad's penis never went in her arse. that stuff IS all very modern, social media braggarts have turned it into a weird competition.
>>84471912.daltiyojneuoyepoH
what's for tea at B Towers?
4 more days lads standing back and standing by
>>84471938Is that when WW3 kicks off?
>>84471938until Star Wars Day?May the Fourth be with you :-D
>>84471931I don't use it. Just took it from a news article. If I were to use Ubuntu, it would be Xubuntu but I'd hate the snaps.
>>84471938What for? It must be important if you've been giving us a countdown for the last few days. Do tell us more.
>>84471941Bit mean to say he's fat and herless.Also, haha you can't do it properly. Is it all one word ya seething fag?
>4 more days lads standing back and standing byhurrr durrrr
>>84471953How do you not know about the former chairman of /britfeel/ making his triumphant return
>>84471958No idea who you're on about? Lollers never went away.
>He tried to play with the big lads>He failed to keep up
>>84471937Mam went to Tesco on her way out and got me one of these. They are new apparently.
>>84471948>welper returns on star wars daylush
>>84471961You have your nonces mixed up
Don't tell the Apus yet but Beefeater is no more. Some of the lids never got over the closure of Little Chef.
>>84471975It's the end of days. How long does Toby have left
>>84471958Almost a month and yet you've been posting about yourself everyday>what a life
>>84471975how do restaurant chains go bust anyway? Especially ones on motorways?>hello I am a human being, I would like to *not* eat food, please
>>84471503>crying, pissing and shitting over thatOf course it was bmong simping for trannies. If you're not simping for Muslims you're simping for gays and trannies. Fat nonce.
>>84471954>Bit mean to say he's fat and herless.Tell me you are a tourist without telling me you are a tourist
>>84471968corrrr mamberg knows the score
>they think "seethemong" is just one lad like there's just one singular lad who will seethe at random intervals Very naive this
>>84471992Nope. Wasn't me. But I did have the unfortunate experience of reading it all. Link me a few posts and I'll prove it.
>>84472004Same with seethemong thinking everyone is helpermong. They're both as bad as each other.
>>84471941Sucker, I was baiting you. You did it the same way I did, I didn't put any extra spaces for the actual spaces in the sentence.Faggot. Mine's only 2 posts above yours. Do you believe everything somebody tells you?>>84471996Kek, no anon. I'm just showing the thread that you and your ilk are thick af.
>>84471968Hope you told her to return it because its not halal you fat leftist goon
>>84471989Increases to taxes, minimum wage, business rates, electricity etc means that restaurants and cafes and pubs aren't worth it any more.They would need to double the cost of everything, and when the cost of living is so high, who is gonna pay 50 quid for a meal for one or 15 for a cup of coffee. Most of what you are paying is going on salary, national insurance, various other taxes, energy bill, etc.
>>84472012>Sucker, I was baiting you. You did it the same way I did, I didn't put any extra spaces for the actual spaces in the sentence.>Faggot. Mine's only 2 posts above yours. Do you believe everything somebody tells you?Melty 3x
>>84472012I'm not even the same poster?
Oi, obsessessed faggot#whatever, show us a pic of your mum's tits or she will die in her sleep tonight.
>>84470611>Still not sure where I land on this.>kek this was me too just off-nameA fellow cynical and pessimists haha. I'm honestly the same and flip-flop between seeing the good AI can bring and the negative side. We can see what social media has done for us, technology that was meant to bring us closer together and has done the opposite. At the moment I don't have much hope we'll use AI to improve our work and home life balance. >>84470756>besides the metallic taste, were there any side effects?For me, I feel zoned out for 2 or 3 days the night after. I'm pretty high anxiety and have been this way since I was a kid, this is how I function, so feeling zoned out makes me feel very confused. I haven't started Skyrim yet, I'm going to fire it up tomorrow and I hope it's half as good as you lads say and that I enjoy it as much as you lads have. Are you playing anything at the moment?>>84470772>skyrim again, sorry i went out for a few hours. i will enjoy your skyrim reports but wont be playing, ty for the offer though.I hope you enjoyed your time out of the house, mate. I hope you can give me some pointers if I get stuck and I post. >>84471386>Linux kernel updated, initramfs rebuilt and removing unnecessary bloated modules.You've won an award for being big on your game, well done!>>84471419>I never update anythingMate....? Come on now, please!
>>84472023>I'm not even the same poster?I'm suspicious that you don't know whether you are that poster or not.
takeaway necked is it notmight garn shop for some cider
Scroungers on the ropes again lmao
Guarantee wops doesn't have an innie.
21 wide gripped pullups full rom down and up no kipping. I've found the secret from 15 to 20 is to do the first 10 with explosivity with a tightened core to stop any momentum and kipping so its all in the back then the last 10 are much easier.
>>84471968lerrus knar if it's any good, wor lad.what's going on with 'za nowadays?have had a couple of these Morrisons ones lately, 'stonebaked' and over 3 quid so somewhat fancy. this specific one has six slices of pepperoni on it. few little scraps of beef and cubes of ham. i wanted a pepperoni party too, not one piece per slice ;_;
>>84472025>obsessessed faggot#whateverCorrr the new communal tripcode
Ketmong be like >i did a course once 5 years ago>im not really a scrounger i did a course >that I left as soon as it came to the work placement portion i suddenly came down with a bad case of im not leaving the house lol :) >i did a course im basically a fully registered psychiatrist so I know better than anyone its a disability i have loool
>>84472012Someones raging like fuck x
>>84472015No that would be rude. Why would I want to be rude to my own mother? Also I'm not Muslim I am Christian. Also regarding halal slaughter I couldn't care less what method is used to kill the animal. Makes no difference to me whether we slit their throats or use a thunderbolt gun on their brains we are still killing the animal. If you cared so much about animal slaughter perhaps don't eat meat and become vegan. Simple as.
>>84472004he's the one who lashes out at disabled people, and does the stuttering bit.
>>84472012Haha zip it IDmong hahahahaha
>>84472067Winning doesn't make me rage, anon.
>>84472062Will do de lid I will give you a good honest review
>Winning doesn't make me rage, anon.haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah
>I'm a Christian >I just like my country being run by Muslims and dont care about foreign Muslim slaughter houses in my country >as long as I've got my dole and goyslop
>>84472074Why're you raging then?
>>84471992Here you go, put down your pitchfork little lad and take a breather.
>>84472088Why are you so easy to bait.You replied to I'm winning.Haha, done ya.
STAHP booling each other, it's Friday!
>>84472082Crying about brown people on 4chan isn't going to make things better anon. If you wanted to make a difference in the world try meeting a woman and having multiple children with her if you're that worried about being ethnically replaced.
>>84472095You think i'm the same mong you've been replying to all afternoon huh? You can't teach stupid I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKMlmao, hadn't seen this until now. This looks like a parody of a modern slop adaptation of Animal Farm.
>>84472096>FridayNo!It's FriYAY!
>>84472027>At the moment I don't have much hope we'll use AI to improve our work and home life balance. what a strange position we're in. you watch old episodes of Tomorrow's World and the pastoids speculate, "the home computer will even control the hoover and washing, allowing for more leisure time!"i know technology takes jobs away (printing press, threshing machines) but how are we not not getting more comfy? what's going on?>For me, I feel zoned out for 2 or 3 days the night after.fair enough. i feel sort of 'weee~' on it like life's slightly sparkly and magical, i guess it's Ambien and you hear about American lassies getting really into it (i can see why.)does weed calm your brain and the thoughts?>Are you playing anything at the moment?nah. also downloading Skyrim right now. too tired to play a game, but maybe tomorrow too!
>>84472106Nobody said anything about race projecting your weird fantasies there lid.
>>84472111Totally off topic but the title reminded me of a film I watched one, one of the wrong turn series, where they were all dressed up as farm animals and were kidnapping people to use as breeders on their human meat farm.
>>84472109I never mentioned all afternoon. It was 1 reply.No, I guess you were born stupid and it stuck with you your whole life.
Why is it so hard for us to have a normal chat without everyone constantly seething over nothing
>im a Christian>I don't care about churches becoming mosques>halal? Don't care :) don't care :) lol stop pissing shitting little lad xD don't care>christian means I get dole and spend it on video games and fast food for myself
I hate Seth Rogan so much it's unreal. Truly talentless and pointless human being. >dude, I do a dude voice, and I adapt things and miss the point
OH AYEFRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS!WHAT ARE YOU>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FEELAN
>>84472096>>84472128You're correct anons.
>>84472128No idea lad. It always happens during the day and dies off after midnight.
>>84472124You didn't mention it, I just observed the fact. You've been caught out thinking I was the same mong you've been cuddling with all afternoon. I cba entertaining seethers like you on a Friday night anon, this'll be your last (you) take it as a win, if you like.
>>84472154No need to be a condescending prick anon, it's just a bit of fun.
>>84472106Okay but if you don't care and it doesn't matter why are you always getting your tits in a twist defending islamisation and how much you hate the heckin gammon boomers. If you're truly neutral and don't care where does that come from.
I've never understood the hype around these, what does everyone else think? Have you tried them? What rating would you give them? My Northern Irish friend calls them 'tobacco onions'
>>84472136>I adapt things and miss the pointhe said for Donkey Kong he's not a voice actor. he told them he wouldn't be doing a voice. that's not on him really, that's on the industry's weird obsession with hiring 'big name' actors over voice actors.>miss the pointhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8wLmj9SiKMthis came out today. are you telling me it's NOT a faithful adaptation of Orwell's classic?
>>84472164At home? YES 7.5/10Takeaway? NO!!! -1000/10It might be an ick of mine idk but whenever i've had them out or from the takeaway they're always soft as shit or stale in some way. At least at home I know they're kept in an airtight container.
>>84472164are these just those things you get at salad bars and that?like the 'bacon bits' (actually vegan).
>>84472131His "politics" comes down to dole scrounging so he's realised the parties who will most help him scrounge are probably the ones in cahoots with Islamists. Therefore Islamists are good. Totally spineless.
how was anon's trip to the board game cafe?what was that motorway nightdrivelad went down?did Crosslad's niece enjoy her prezzie?
>>84472131>im a ChristianCorrect. My heart, my body, my soul belongs to Jesus Christ. My Lord and saviour. >I don't care about churches becoming mosquesHonestly what can I do about that? Most churches cost hundreds of thousands of pounds. Muslims are very clandestine in organising fundraisers to further their cause. Us whites are too limp dicked to make a change. Besides I would have to be a multi billionaire to buy them all out. I have zero control over this. >halal?Correct. I don't care. We've been slaughtering animals for food since day one what difference does it make on how the animal is slaughtered? besides eating halal food is optional. But you know this already don't you? >christian means I get dole and spend it on video games and fast food for myselfNot sure how to respond to that if I'm being honest. The Lord looks after the sick and the poor, and punishes those who are wicked.
>>84472163Never defended "islamisation" kek. You're talking to a former /pol/ tard here. Show me where I have supported the UK turning into an Islamic caliphate.
>>84472182Who we talking about? Crossy?
>>84472191No me. I'm in the firing line today for zero reason. I'll take it I don't mind.
>>84472190Is that you little long neck laddy
>>84472169Interesting. I'd never get them from a takeaway but then again i'd not eat food prepared by hands other than mine >>84472172Yes, If memory serves they're a staple on the morrisons salad bar. >like the 'bacon bits' (actually vegan)Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I thought they were bits of bacon that's been cremated....
Phwoar gotten up me>Got the hard captcha again too nowYeah that's gonna take a couple days to go back to normal probablyX
>>84472112>FriYAY!Stealing this to post in Teams chat on Monday. >>84472113>you watch old episodes of Tomorrow's World and the pastoids speculate, "the home computer will even control the hoover and washing, allowing for more leisure time!"Nope, now I have something to look for and watch on YouTube, thanks, man! I feel like we don't always strive to be more comfy because we are competitive creatures. Always looking for a way to be one step up the perceived ladder in life and ahead of our brothers and sisters in life. >does weed calm your brain and the thoughts?Because of my condition I have become hyper-self aware and the weed eases me from ruminating on my intrusive thoughts, blaming myself and feelings of guilt. >too tired to play a game, but maybe tomorrow too!IKTF, did you pull an all nighter?>>84472146Based enjoyer of peace and harmony!Gerrin, it's raining.
>>84472202fjucking TWAT
>>84472196Ok. No worries.
>>84472199Nope. Me. For some reason I went from far right to left. My brain must have changed somehow.
Fink it got easier alreadyX
Me? Got that 4chan pass on tap x
>>84472217That would be the first time that's ever happened to anyone anywhere in the world. So I'm doubtful.Usually once people see through the matrix and know the truth, they don't start believing obvious lies again.
Very jealous of lollers playing Skyrim for the first time. I remember buying a gaming PC to play that in 2011.
>Even easier nowAlright that shall do for nowX
>>844721640/10 foreign seed oil slop
>>84472185>I don't care. We've been slaughtering animals for food since day one what difference does it make on how the animal is slaughtered?okay, THIS is the thing i mentioned last week where i was interested in lads' opinions but i know it's a divisive/squeamish topic.i've been watching 'homesteading' videos on YouTube. basically farmers, usually Americans, living off-grid a bit. some of them are a bit conspiracy-brained (think preppers), others just want a simpler, old-fashioned life.i like this guy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEDQJZHXI1Ihe's well-spoken, shows consideration to the animals, and kills them humanely.skip to about 7:53 where he explains how he's going to 'retire' this hen (like it's an andy) and then he does it at 8:21. ...is that the best we can do for them?larger animals, he at least shoots. ducks he 'piths':https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9stcCRYkc-Mtakes a little hook thing, shoves it in the bird's head, it ends up braindead.again, this is all traditional-but-humane (so the best you can do without stun guns or gas). it still feels off to me. what do you believe is the best way to kill chickens and pigs? do you care how your meat was slaughtered, or do you at least have a preference?
Ought to clear out some tabbingtons next meX
>>84472225I'm being serious. Hand on my heart. I used to be a massive trump tard years ago I stayed up all night to watch the election results in 2016 and 2020 I was obsessed with American politics. I used to watch styxhexenhammer, inforwars and Scott Adam's daily. I even routed for marine le pen to win the French elections twice. As for the UK side I was as a set in stone brexit voter. Voted for Conservatives and the brexit party when they were a thing. I used to watch Paul Joseph Watson (kek) and Sargon of Akkad. The changed happened sometime around 2022 or 2023. It might be related to my mental illnesses on why my brain chemistry changes. Im not sure. I renounce it all now and looking back it was quite cringe and silly. Hopefully I have changed now and become a better person.
>>84472242thinking about your best mate sean all day tripfaggot?
>>84472210I only backed what those 2 wise anons had to say.It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RneoccuJwY
I could be in bed within an hour, for sleeping purposes.
>>84472268Busy day lad?
>>84472270No, neither today nor tomorrow.
>>84472257So now you want the country to be destroyed, women to be raped, people to be blown up and killed, for London and Manchester and other cities to look like a cross between Somalia and Islamabad, for kids to remove their genitals and take hormones which cause health problems for them, etc?I just don't understand how you could suddenly think "yeah this is great actually".
>>84472257>Hopefully I have changed now and become a better personHow is glazing islamists being 'better person' kek
>>84472257I was briefly very into Trump, but only really in as much as he was a massive troll, and I wanted him to get into power to piss people off. Same with Farage.I was like 20. You have to give me some leeway.I actually do still like Sargon. I find very few things to disagree with Sargon on. I think some of his algorithm chasing is cringe, but that's it.
>>84472273Not once have I advocated for any of this, I'm still waiting for proof. If anything I simply do not care because I have zero power over it. You're waging an imaginary war with a propaganda machine with people that have an infinite amount of money. Seriously what can you do to stop it? You think reform or restore will make a change? They are just like the rest of them. Corrupt and self serving. Boris Johnson filled the country with 3 million Indians in 3 years and he was supposedly "our guy". It will be no different under reform I guarantee you.
Gonna watch Children of Men.
>>84472143>WATCHANlindybeige on youtube>EATAN donner wrap and cheacy chips>DRINKANsan miguel ten pack>FEELANdamn gud!
>>84472300>Gonna watch Children of Men.Good film that is.
>>84472262Woah, boss choon is boss! A cracker for a Friday evening! Have a choon back. >Sabrina Johnston - Peace In The Valleyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEyksi9TviA
>>84472299Reform are a waste of time. Restore, maybe.Problem is Reform are going to sweep it, because the masses (whether they're left or right) have all whipped themselves up into believing Farage is a bad racist who wants to deport everyone.If the people who don't want Reform in power would just admit to what Farage is (which is not a racist), he wouldn't win, which is the great joke of it all.
>PLAYANMario party 3. Just completed 2. >WATCHANNothing. I do not enjoy watching TV>LISTENANI have lost interest in music. Not sure why.>READANCurrently engaging in a discussion with anon about UK society (unfortunately) >EATANA pepperoni pizza shortly. >DRINKANDr Pepper on tap. Lovely. >FEELANGot a mild headache, so not that great right now.
>>84472299Reform - yes, they are just as corrupt, and just establishment containment, Tory clone.Restore - no. They genuinely want to deport millions and put British people first, and don't care about being called racist, and that's all that matters.Your position doesn't appear to be leftist, but defeatist. You are aware of the problems but think nothing can be done.Not liking Trump doesn't mean you aren't right wing. Most right wingers don't like Trump, he just has a core base of insane MAGA types who love Israel.
>>84472311Noice, an old one as well.Have this (I won't be doing much more, I'm in a zone out mood right now)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oioFPN5Q-X8
>>84472316>Your position doesn't appear to be leftist, but defeatistCorrect. I'm a massive pessimist. I always see the worse in things and people. If something good happens then it's a pleasant suprise but if something bad happens then it's to be expected. I guess my political opinion holds no weight as I'm a part of the underclass. I do try and see the good in people and try and be a better person. It's quite difficult though when you have this mindset. Who knows maybe my brain might change like it did in 2022 kek.
>>84472301>lindybeige on youtubei've seen him buying crisps in Morrisons
>>84472299Very based kino lad. I know there's a few cuts but end scene is filmed so well.
I reckon making your kids fat is child abuse and should be a crime.
>>84472061I can only do 1 pullup lad, you're a beast mate.
do you lads degrease your pepperoni pizzas?
>>84472326I get you, man. I'm going to totally tune out of tunes now. I've had Classica on all day on my Kodi box. I'm going to pop over to >>>/lit/ for a little look-see and then have a catch up on The Boys series.
Best friend just announced he's having a sprog.
>>84472377That's what the chips are for.
mates whats on the menu tonight? sumn lush naturally
>>84472377What level of autism is this? x
>>84472341i bet they were high class crisps
>>84472389I'm just high and tired, putting off going to bed till it at least starts getting dark.>>84472396And he's also FtM?Joking, kids are ok, till they get annoying, but then can just give them back to the parent.
Dance music
>>84472415Ulillillia de ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6git's strange, the things that made him a 'lolcow' back in the day are just normal now. like he plays the same retro games over and over to beat them efficiently, developing new strategies etc. now that's considered a hobby/sport.supposedly he has OCD (not autism) and these rituals are how he lives his life. but he makes a genuinely good case for the degreasing pizza one, and damn right do i do it.
just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
>>84472480Fuckin hate emos. Not gonna lie. Men shouldn't be engaging in a subculture so effeminate.
>>84472471>Hes spent 3600 hours optimising the most efficient way to play one of the worst video games ever made. Oh. So we're talking 11/10 autism here then. Probably undiagnosed. I honestly couldn't think of a worst game to put years of your life into playing fucking bubsy 3D.
>>84472490nowhere for male feelings to go except- violence- art- buriedmost people are shite at art, and anyone who buries, it comes out eventually. that leaves violence, so you either need to go to war or take up a sport like boxing.just seems like asking a lot. would be nicer if men were simply understood.
i often listen to burial and wonder how he made his tunes somagical
i feel this way with most electronic music... i can fathom how guitar music is made but bleeps elude me
>>84472517I've listened to a couple over the years, but not enough to have an opinion. You should post some next time we're choon posting, if you would be so kind.
>>84472541Just little snippets of a sound sometimes, or a noise that has been digitally altered.
>Be almost 40>State desire to rape female colleague who is in her early 20s>Quite clearly joking>All the millennials get offendedFuck's sake, when did everyone get so sensitive?
>>84472185>The Lord looks after the sick and the poor, and punishes those who are wicked.And that means what to you? You get free stuff and a revenge fantasy for anyone you don't like?>For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat."2 Thessalonians 3:10
>>84472579Weird thing to say mate
any recs like these, frens?
chromatics
>>84472506i think you should have your own emotions, rather than buying them off a rack
>>84472612Used to like listening to this on the winter walks home after finishing the night shift at 6am.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g
>>84472612cheers>>84472613i suppose, but it's like reading a novel or watching a film where it clicks with you. something cathartic. especially in a world where now so much as feeling the wrong emotion makes you a badwrongperson.
>>84472586Maybe so, but it's just banter. A bloke in his 50s basically said the same thing to me about her.Snowflakes, innit.
>>84472627>abllooobloo I'm a crying baby, look at my perfectly feathered hairJust don't like em. It's inauthentic and leaves a bad taste.I half suspect most emos weren't even suffering from depression...
>>>84472506I mean this is just not true. The outlet is your career and providing for your family. Not wallowing and thinking about how sad and misunderstood you are listening to music which was made to sell compact discs to children.
>>844726122012 will be my year, just waiting on the scorpion jacket coming from china
>>84472589Yes de lid!Have to say I really like the album Wanker Music For Poser Dickheads by The Mongs.
>>84472299>If anything I simply do not careThis would be fine if it was true. "I'm a Christian, I don't want my country to be islamified, but there's little i can do about it". That's not the same as I DONT CARE LOOL I DONT CARE WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE STOP CARING that is exactly how dishonest leftists talk.
seethie for no reason
WankersfieldMongdonLittle NonceySpacca on SeetheMongdownMeltywichCuntsparMongdowneShittersly
/britfeel/ vs The Choonspackers
>>84472712You're forgetting Upper Bumming. Lots of nice places in Feelshire.
Miss the Feel Street editions to be honest.
>>84472743Feel this*punches you in the face*
Who says 'punches' any more? We're all about sparking cunts these days
Were you the 'gifted' kid at school who eventually burnt out? Were you a 'sensitive' young man?
/britfeel/ is the choonspacker, ya nu cunt
A few years ago I was collecting dole playing games and eating. Now I'm collecting dole playing games and eating but I no longer watch info wars. As you can see I've become a much better person.
the goo? gabbed. time to get womfy
Having a couple of drinks now in honour of the late smirnoffbro
This is the 10:05 Cross Mongtry service to Spaffington, calling at Pissbry, Arsefill, Nobber's Nook, Gasham, Shit, Twatlington, Twatlington Spack, Cuntcastle and Spaffington.
Just got new Linux kernel de lids.Am I protected from Copy Fail?
>>84472804What time was he meant to be there?Also, I know, just a joke. He loved a good joke.
Just started a nu browserburgh sessh there didn't iX
>>84472819corr Linux 7. Very bleeding edge.
answer my post about humane animal slaughteringor else.
Keep on buying books in charity shops. Must have 100+ of them now just piled around my room
>>84472860Best way I've seen? Flint and steel onna cow on minecraft.Prove there's a better method (without using redstone).
Bmong putting on the little hat when the islamist deputy leader of the green party he votes for tells him to convert to keep his dole
>Every Linux distribution using kernel 4.14 or newer is at risk. This flaw dates back to 2017, remaining undetected throughout nearly ten years of kernel development. Debian, Ubuntu, SUSE, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, and other Linux distributions were affected.Just think what's undiscovered in closed source Microsoft Windows.
>>84472819>extra/noto-fontsdamn, Google have been killing it with the fonts. so this just has EVERY glyph in EVERY language, does it? serif, sans-serif, and monospace versions?Windows 10 can't even do the fallback smilies for new emojis. how hard is it to just include a new font file in with some update?
>>84472897You're asking why windows is shit? How long do you have lad?
>>84472621I liked the extended version. Very good stuff. Think it appeals to autists because it's quite a samey beat.
>>84472901>You're asking why windows is shit? How long do you have lad?6 seconds.
Why is he still talking about me kek
I'm a tripfag but i'm posting offtrip lmao you'll never guess who I am teehee
>>84472862i got some Folio Society ones (subscription service thing) and it was purely because they looked nice. e.g. these Middle Ages ones, se was like 10 or 15 quid.but then i just had some references to the Middle Ages on my shelf. started reading each one, it's just like a reference book, that's that. no use for them.so i donated them back and i suspect they make a lot of money from people doing this. returning/recycling the same old books that were 'for show'.find you, if i ever find those Langs' Fairy Books and they have the complete rainbow collection, IT'S MINE.
>>84472819Played with Catchy OS before installing Zorin OS on my Thinkpad and it was alright, a bit of a faff but if you like to faff, then more power to you. Rolling my own kernal was cool to do on it. Slackware is good to tinker about with too.
Ok, I've had enough of being awake for the day, I'm off to bed.
>>84472939Debian just works for me. Don't need all the bells and whistles. I don't game on computer.
>>84472934Absolutely beautiful books lad. I would fucking kill for a copy of the Folio Society print of Book of the New Sun, but I just can't justify dropping 150 quid on two books right now. Sucks.
Make a new thread little lad I will be there to lash out and seethe so you better watch what you say he he he >:)
>>84472901i know it's shit, but specifically, why does it lack basic features? going back to XP i remember like "it can open .zip files all by itself" and then Vista or 7 had "and now .mkvs!" these are common filetypes, there's open source software they could just USE.the salt in the wound is that there are probably good devs at Microsoft and they know what people want. they're just like us.https://learn.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/powertoys/great little tools, these! but stuff that should be in Windows by default.also let users assign a Linux-style Compose key ffs.
imagine if that cute lass did onlyfans.
>>84472948>Ok, I've had enough of being awake for the day, I'm off to bed.Night.
>>84472967Because they are/were a monopoly and could do shit work with no urgency and still reasonably expect 90%+ market share and multibillion revenues.Literally why bother if you could make the same amount of money without doing any of that work?
>>84472939>>84472954I've been enjoying EndeavourOS. I do game, play a lot of games on Steam, and I would say it's actually incredible how we're at the point where I can play essentially any game of the last 35 years on a Linux PC, including the latest AAA titles, which work on day 1 with ray tracing and everything.Only draw back is basically some of the very big online FPS games might have anticheat in them which would be bypassable in Linux (since you can recompile your kernel whenever) so you can't play those games. But I don't play those games, so it's fine for me.
Books? Boring.Linux? Boring.Music? Boring.Boring boring boring.
>>84472948Goodnight mate x
Pizza from Tesco was a bit naff. Like Aldi the stuffed crust cheese was bland, but the pepperoni plentiful was good. 7/10
>>84472973You mean you don't play Slidecancel Norecoil Bloodonthescreen Autospray Cosmeticslop #17 at 60 quid a pop (excluding DLC)?!?!Mate, mate, mate...
>>84472976Sex? Probably very fun but you'll never have it.
>>84472973We wouldn't have this if it wasn't for Lord Gaben pushing for it with SteamOS and the Steam Deck.I actually worry what will happen when he dies. He's been holding the tide against shit decisions of the gaming industry. When he's dead, Steam will probably be slopified, you'll probably need a paid subscription to even have an account and there will be ads when starting a game.
>>84472954>>84472973Don't get me wrong, lads. It moves. Catchy is fast af and I'm half a mind to install it again. Building your own Slackware is ace too.
Blad only cares about child rape if le droompf is involved. Pakistani rape gangs goes right in the don't care category. He has a system you see.
>>84472997you the fatty boy of britfeel?
>>84472969>>84472978Realised I need to charge my phone for 20 min, I like listening to a podcast or something interesting on my phone as I fall asleep. 2% battery would not have seen me off to sleep.
>>84473023>>84473024Samefagging on a Friday night de lad? Got anything better to be doing with your time?
>sold at auction for 2,500 quid two years agoi suppose if i become rich, or i spot these for say, 50 quid in a charity shop (you never know). i do actually like the books/stories (cue that C.S. Lewis quote). 800 them total, ckin ell.>>84472960>the Folio Society print of Book of the New Sundamn that does look nice! but yeah i dunno, at what point is it like those 'steelbooks' for kinos? i'm glad my Tolkien books have the original maps and whatnot, they sussed all that out, but at the end of the day i just want to read them.screw those black-and-gold H.P. Lovecraft and Conan the Barbarian collections though. supposedly they're missing stories, and the pages are like Bible paper.
>>84473023Seems like his system is when Bad Thing involves Muslims you're meant to look away and not care?
Can somebody give me a QRD on blad
picked up blood meridian the other day in a charity shop. haven't read it yet, i'm not much of a reader, but i've heard good things. got to start somewhere i suppose
Me? Debt free and happy. I laugh at those lasses paying 300/month for an A-Class Mercedes (it has a 1.3 Renault engine in it too) while I bought a banger for 2 grand. Shant be getting into a debt trap with depreciating assets. No sir.
>>84473055Seethemong spastic has it in for me today, not sure why. To be honest I do find it amusing how he still has me in his thoughts hours later. He thinks I support the islamification of Britain and is getting upset over it even though there's zero evidence of me saying so.
>>84472997thanks lad, always sad when the stuffed crust isn't good. but you're right, that does indeed look like a pepperoni party as promised. might but if i'm ever in Tesco.what's the robin? paperweight? origami?>>84473018it takes so freaking long. i don't get the obsession. i'm compiling binaries when i could just...have the binaries? make official repositories, for everything!but then that's just called 'Debian' innit.
>>84473084>Seethemongnot me lad
>>84473058Oh dear... Blood Meridian is legitimately the worst book I've ever read. It's just really badly written, but that's apparently the style and he's a genius for writing it without any grammar or punctuation. Can't tell what's speech and what is thought and what is ramblings? Tough.It reads like a cross between a 12 year old black kid and a redditor with a thesaurus (expect a lot of obscure geological/botanical words for very specific things that occur in the America/Mexico border).Plot-wise, barely anything happens. It's not worth reading for a story. Some early American settlers die a lot. Some native Americans commit atrocities. A guy struggles to even survive navigating the harsh landscape and constant turmoil. Then it just kind of ends (I don't even remember how).I guess it could be good in terms of showing the brutal reality of early settler life in America, but holy fuck is it written in a dogshit way. I forced myself to finish it because a friend recommended it to me, and I now consider him retarded and we don't talk any more.
>>84472261I think you've got the wrong person
>>84473084Could be because you said you are far left. Also I don't think it was seethemong. You got called out on it in a fairly cordial way and then the conversation ended.
>>84473104Apologies to you then. Hard to differentiate between posters when everybody is anonymous.
Blad when SSM has a 25 year old girlfriend who is low IQ >pissing shitting monging out>i have a strong sense of justice Blad when >1million victims of Muslim rape gangs>dont care. Simply dont care. #votegreen
>>84472027>Skyrim, was a long time ago but i like to do maybe 80%+ of sidequests, it's a massive game. it's hard to get "stuck" iirc everything can be put aside for a while before having another crack at it. Lots of reading of the quests pays dividends.
>>84473115I don't think I'm far left lad. I'm not voting green on based their stance on nuclear energy, we need to be independent and make our own energy after the fallout of the Iran war and reliance on fossil fuels. Nuclear is near limitless power and can be used to power millions of homes across the UK. Yes it's expensive and takes time to implement but it's better for the future in the long run. Thankfully labour are investing in nuclear energy, greens would dismantle it.
>>84473125Again you're getting upset over something you or I have zero control over. Blame the police, care homes, foster homes, social services and schools for allowing that to happen. Not my fault is it? If it was up to me all those involved would ether be imprisoned or deported. Zero tolerance on child abuse/ exploitation.
favourite band?sunn o))) for me x
>>84473165You intend to vote Green? Holy shit...You know they're very strongly against nuclear? And don't care about the environment at all? Green policies are basically:>legalise heroin>import 5 million people per year from Muslim countries>promote LGBT everywhereIt's a weird illogical flimsy alliance built on pure mental illness and feelings. A single term of Green Party government would destroy the UK to the point where it cannot be recovered, regardless of who is elected next.
Voting Green. They're the only party that makes sense.
>>84473203Can you share some of the sense you think they make
>>84473197Sorry, but can you not read? I just said I'm not voting green in the locals and in 2029. >legalise heroinExtremely bad. Heroin is an incredibly toxic, dangerous and damaging drug, one hit and you're hooked for life I am extremely against this policy. >import 5 million people per year from Muslim countriesBad idea. How will we be able to cope with the sudden influx of immigrants? The housing crisis and job market is bad enough now it will be even worse if this came into place. I do not support it.>promote LGBT everywhereTo be honest I don't really care about this one. If you are gay then fair enough that's your business not mine. It's already everywhere as it is.
Me? Not voting at all. Long as I have my bennies.
>>84473189You can't control trump being a paedo either and yet you regularly monged out and frothed at the mouth over that yet when its Muslim rape on your door step "don't care" "simply not interested" when you live right in one of the epicentres of it ffs. I am not saying you can change it or expect that you can change it but it's clear that your don't care policy isn't actually applied equally. Seems like it mostly kicks in when it's Muslims that done it.
Lot of drunk uni babes tonight in Newcastle.
>>84473251>Sorry, but can you not read?I must apologise. It turns out I cannot read. Thought you said "I'm voting green" and didn't see the word "not".I have made a fool of myself.
Me? Only target wrong'uns , wouldn't target someone based on party affiliation x
>>84473251You are okay with LGBT promoted everywhere including to school children?
quite transsexual, this old fairy tale.>when the princess suddenly felt she was really the man she had pretended to be, she was delighted, and if the hermit had only been within reach she would have thanked him from her heart.u mean HIS heart you bigots(although this technically means the story ends with the ex-princess marrying a woman which, surely, God is not happy with?)
You lads see about that v-tuber/artist who got arrested for drawing art of children?Lollers is next.
>>84473274It's ok I forgive you. x
>>84473295the law in the UK and in the US specifically mentions illustrations. lolicon is illegal.you can make artistic arguments for e.g. that one Alan Moore comic book, but if we're talking porn, that's a fair cop.
Not smart enough me. Realising Im going to be in minimum wage jobs for the rest of my life. its truly over lads
Bored of the politics talk now. Sorry! I'm just.. Going to move on! Lol!
>>84473336Convenient there lad. Love your islam love your teaching sodomy to kids. Typical British leftist wrongun.
>>84473327green will put in place a universal basic income and a 15 quid minimum wage for all ages.vote green
>>84473322>you can make artistic arguments for e.g. that one Alan Moore comic bookNah. Obvious wrongun. >it was artistic >it was a performance piece >i was just doing research
>>84473338Jesus loves you x
>>84473295Lollers is unlikely to have his hard drive searched unless he's done something to be on police radar.
when did you stop watching the original Pokemon cartoon?for me it was when Brock left. dunno about Tracey or the Orange Islands besides the names. did they not just win the Pokemon League, eventually?
>>84473327At least you didn't fall for university meme and ended up in the same position like many graduates of useless/over-saturated degrees.
calm evening edish>>84473385calm evening edish>>84473385calm evening edish>>84473385
>>84473381I would like to do something in IT but I cant find any entry level jobs anymore. Pretty much every one is asking for certifications. Shame none of them are interested in letting you learn during work or having the company pay for your certs.
>>84473351Weird thing to say after spending the thread shilling for islam and LGBT
>>84473344i like Alan Moore, but CAN a moid understand a these literary characters coming of age if they're the opposite sex?a woman couldn't write The Inbetweeners. she'd have to ask a man what it was like. it's like how Harry Potter is female, even in the later books.
>>84473401No. Making an attempt at all is suspect. It is very transparently paedophilic and noncey. He is a bearded nonce.
Blad confirmed okay with:Islam LGBT in schoolsAbortionAs you can tell hes a Christian
