seasidefeet edish
hello from burgertown to all you brit heads
Have you felt like you've maybe overshared on here? Like someone you know could see your posts and put the pieces together
Evening de lats and evening de lats>>84473394Evening lid hope you're doing okay today, weather here has been good today I had a nice waddle down to the butchers in the town centre for some sausages and a bit of haslet in the afternoon, what've you been up to?
>>84473411No, I keep it as vague as possible. You?
>>84473394Afternoon de lad. How are you today? Did you enjoy our King visiting your country?
>>84473411what would the outcome be?
Women only like the summer because they can tease chads with their outfits.
Cor 23 degrees recorded on my weather station in northern England today. I reckon this year could be a scorcher. El Nino is coming
>>84473436freezing, me. still dependent on storage heaters, still no clue why they're not working.any electrician types about? i trust EXPERIENCE more than i trust AI.
>>84473374Honestly I can't remember, I don't remember Ash owning any gen2 Pokemon I do remember the Tracy episodes though (the voice actor left to do yu-gi-oh and then came back) and I did go and see the first Pokemon film at the pictures and getting the ancient mew card. Also wouldn't mind having a quick go on Lorelei Corr!
>>84473449Evening Mark, 16 pound a night de lid?
>>84473449Is your off peak supply actually on? Check the fuse box for a separate heater circuit tripped
>>84473436imagine all the melted apusit not rite
>>84473467aye that's what i'm wondering, if it's as simple as it's just not clunking on. there's usually a big clunk sound when it switches to night rates. forget what time it is (either 11, 12, or 1 - clocks jumped around recently, didn't they?)been down to check the meter last night and it wasn't going up at all. but that could be because it's not being used for some other reason (only things on = fridge, oven clock, router, PC).might go down at say 1:30am, take a photo, then go down an hour later and take another one.
>>84473435Ayy I agree
>>84473412Evening rother you've not come to seethe have you?
>>84473489you o should be sleeping at 1:30am
Joined my local cities Tabletop Game Discord from Reddit.; Wonder if I'll meet any cute girls there
>>84473499i'd rather be awake when the electricity is cheaper.
>its called the lost girls >its about little girls you see lol>but its more... adult content haha>the age of consent is part of the state oppression >anarchy in the UK \m/ rawwwr xD>don't you just hate law and order and laws being enforced >its called v for vendetta. Its London but the government is competent and enforces the law. That's a dystopia innit?>its me artistic license >its me artistic expression>its me right as a sovereign citizen >no gods no masters no kings no age of consent hahalol:3>do you like my beard?>how old is your daughter?>does she like magic tricks?
Decent wank again.
>>84473514He made The Killing Joke so he gets a pass.
Wonder what Ruth and her tuppence will be getting up to tonight
Wonder what poundlass will be getting up to tonight?
Noticed the libtard wronguns at Wikipedia deliberately omit the lost girls from this list whilst including much more notable famous works such as *checks notes* "the ballad of halo jones"
https://www.youtube.com/@Rebecca-asmr/videosCan't wait until she privates every video oh aye it is going to be fucking LUSH x
>>84473539Friday is usually get pissed night for lasses like her. I expect sex is either Saturday or Sunday.
Another wrongun. Came out as a non-binary at the age of 60.
>>84473449Where do you live, the Arctic?
>>84473553Only insecure girls would do that. You know...like Ruth.
>>84473412Sounds like a pleasant day, lid.Been playing Quake 4 today>>84473421I'm alright, sir. Howdy do?Sorry I did not realize that happened
>>84473565Is that Joe Rogan?
got new headphones what song u play to test new headphone
>>84473584It's right said fred. Before your time la
becky, faith and ruth are very beautiful women in their twenties.
>>84473597How do you group Becky in with them? She's hideous.
Turkish samefag hour
choonposting in 7 minutes
>>84473585for me, it's>#Stereo: Left and Right Stereo Sound Test absolute classic.
>>84473612I like the way she dresses and her sweet rose personality. I wish there were roses interested in me.
>>84473498No those times are far behind me>>84473583Nice, i've not played that myself in a very very long time
>>84473435They are just absurdly attractive. It's not right.
>>84473653It's all about angles, makeup and lighting.
oh babyyyyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--oE-66LXE0
>grown man>66 year old bald man>they/them pronouns
>>84473546Dunno lad, probably gone to the cinema to watch some shitty family movie. She's very immature and I don't think she has a boyfriend.
>>84473662What is that thing on its chin? Also, this is AI.
>shave my hair>shave my hair I am grant morrison
How come someone is having a spontaneous meltdown over Grant Morrison?
love songs 2nite xpost emhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdbT1a_Khdo
>>84473692that thieving git stole this from Willow Smith.
So glad it's a bank holiday. I really needed this. Wage slaving is destroying me mentally and physically
>I've been non-binary, cross-dressing, 'gender queer' since I was 10 years old>I reject fixed male and female categories as inadequate to my personal understanding and instead identify with a 'colour wheel' of available gender orientations
>>84473689Birth defect. She's had it reduced but it grows back eventually.
so the /britfeel/ experts have concluded that Alan is bad and Grant is badbut is Alan Grant still okay? quite liked Mazeworld from 2000 AD.
say yessssshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bxmk09lCzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D472qpftXXU>The Cure - Just Say Yes(couldn't get away with it nowadays)
Any lads here use a pedometer?
>>84473796My pedometer goes off any time Sean is around
sometimes i feel so happysometimes i feel so sad xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNSH8OdHx2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgL5gFTalc>The Cure - Objectdon't worry everyone, it"s all in-character.
Bit of a nastyarse edish imo>>84473435Phwoarr decent bri'ish roses arnt theyX
>>84473822One's not even british despite thinking she is haha.
>>84473735The trans stuff is reprehensible. It really is a social contagion and people really do get radicalised by the internet.I mean, that should be obvious by the fact it didn't exist at all and then suddenly was everywhere in the space of 10 years.People interact with small weird communities of people from all over the world on the internet. Such a situation would never have been possible before the internet. You wouldn't have found another person that was thinking of wearing women's clothes and who thought they were the wrong gender if you spoke to people at work or at the pub.But on the internet you get people radicalising each other, reinforcing it, and goading each other into taking hormones, and the autogynephilic fantasies that relate to it. Streaming porn plays a big role in how people's perceptions get warped into trooning out.I know a lot about it because I know multiple people IRL (family members and former friends) who have gone from being completely normal people to insisting they've always been trans. Including people in their 50s. After trooning out, especially post op, they usually try to commit suicide, after they realise it was a lie, and they had a perfectly good functioning body before, and now they mutilated it and hate themselves. They know they got tricked but also feel immense conflict about it because it's like a religion and they don't want to betray the trans community by admitting how they fucked themselves.I can't believe governments, media etc and even the NHS allow and even encourage this, and push it onto kids. What a sick world.
>>84473837>not even british despite thinking she is Sounds like ruthmong
come lay here right beside me... xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_n6gT24h_k
>>84473848I am British though. I have lived here for 36 years.
>>84473796i had this as a bairn.but it was easier to just shake it up and down than actually walk around.
Me? If I saw a troon in the bogs they'd be getting their jaw spun. Simple fucking as.
>>84473854>I am BritishNo Englishman, Scotsman, Welshman, Or Irishman, would ever, maybe apart from an NI Unionist, call themselves British. You're foreign, end of story.
What's dvdlad up to these days?
>>84473857Why does a pedometer make you think about bairns?
>>84473858No you wouldn't. You'd meekly walk past them and cry about it on /britfeel/ later on
>>84473866He is a British Turk OK. Deal with it, everyone is British now. You just insert the word "British" before their true identity.
i think weirdos managed to network IRL. Ed Wood types, rhat one posho writers club over here in the 20s-30s.look up 'P.I.E.' from the 70s/80s. presumably they met up and swapped god knows what kind of material.
>>84473878I'm not blad, chuddy.
I had to pay for my knob cream and I didn't get a receipt so I can't even claim it back on the work health insurance.
Blad said he won't vote for the greens because they're too moderate
>>84473873his turkmong personality was more important so he chose that over dvdlad
>>84473888I'm not chud, bladdy
>>84473857What is the connection with pedometers and children in your mind where did that come from?
late night salad bowl of krave x
>>84473920I'm not bladdy, chuddy
>>84473883British British, me
>>844738844chan is a containment network to stop weird and potentially dangerous people from actually meeting.
>>84473877because when i was a bairn myself, father and i went to the carpet shop and the bloke was trying to come up with an estimate to carpet our stairs + landing. my dad knew the rough area of the landing, no problem, but when the bloke said, 'and how many steps on the stairs?' he didn't know.that's when attention turned to me. 'you lad, you ever counted the steps? daft little game? sort of thing young'uns do!'it wasn't a game i'd played. i thought about guessing a number but i had no idea, could have been 10, could have been 15. all i could say is that i didn't know.still remember the look in my dad's eyes as he drive us home in silence without an accurate estimate. all i had to do was be a pedometer and count the steps a single time, but i let him down. i let my whole family down.
The Labour government has pushed through a house building project that was rejected 5 times because of how retarded it was. But they just said "do it anyway".So now there's this building site in a nature reserve near where I live, and what I find interesting about it is how they cut up the earth and dig down so deep. Right now it looks like they're intending on building the road 1.5 metres below the ground level, but surely not? I guess they're excavating to install pipework, ducts for wiring etc. And then there will be concrete poured and the road put in above.
>>84473969I know how many steps were in my childhood home when I was 6. And I know how many steps were in every home I've ever lived in since, and random places I've visited. I am autistic though. I always count the steps when going upstairs, the number of steps has always been important to me.
>>84473969You want to be a pedometer?
britfeel has been dire the past few days.
britfeel has been brilliant the past few days.
>>84473986pretty cool/useful habit tbqh! (unless it causes you distress or something).>>84473987i just didn't want to disappoint my father. it took him another 10-20 years to give up on me completely. but just one moment of pride in me would have been nice. waste of time for both of us, really.
Getting ready for my night shift at /britfeel/.
Didn't go to sleep early, helped the slightly pikey neighbour get into his pikey mobile (flatbed truck with mesh sides, traditionally filled with washing machines), had another OG guinness and a bit of a smoke. Now going to have a proper smoke (only had a few blasts on some lasses pure spliff), then off to bed (again, but for real this time). Lived here 11 year, and it's taken 10.5 years to get to really talk to people. Kek.
>dickheads are setting off fireworks in may nowffs
I'm so unhappy. I don't want my life to be like this anymore.
lads, what seriously happens when A.I puts 100,000's people out of employment and theres no UBI ?anyone under 40 is already fucked but another 30 / 40 years from now, whats going to happen ?
>>84474106What little thing can you improve? Do as many little things as you can.Many small stone make sturdy mountain.
>>84474106i'm in the same boat mate.had a complete mental breakdown over the last few days.its helps to make a list of goals and just take every day to do one small thing towards changing.
>>84474061>pretty cool/useful habit tbqhI've basically always been a numbers person.Didn't know I was autistic as a kid, I was just weird and quiet and spent most of my time alone, which my parents were fine with. Once they gave me a computer I didn't need parenting.My dad used me as a memory bank. I was basically like an early ChatGPT for him. He would bring me 8 year old me along to the hardware store, PC shop, car salesman, everything he did so he could ask "what was the model number of fridge we have", "what's the number plate of mum's car". I still remember being in Mr Robot style PC repair shops in the 1990s and my dad didn't know the answer to what piece of hardware or software we had, and he would just ask me, and I would recite it to him.I thought that was the job of all kids because adults couldn't remember things, and that was just normal. I was extremely naive as a kid. It took me decades to realise that other kids had a completely different life and I was weird.
>>84474120Basically nothing. I'm fucking mental. I was hoping someone would help me find a job, but I'm severely limited because I'm afraid of everything. My fight or flight response activates when I have to fill in forms. I can't be a cleaner because I'm afraid I'll accidentally poison myself with chemicals.
>>84474117maybe we just starve. almost 100 years ago to the day we had a general strike, but that required an infrastructure we no longer have. if AI does you out of some zero-hours contract or agency work, so what? the company is better off for NOT having you as a worker.scroungers won't die peacefully, we'll take what drugs we can and kick off for as long as we can be bothered. it's in our nature x
>>84474173If that really happens then you need help. Your physical and mental reaction to anxiety are linked, and you can learn to stop it with therapy, breathing exercises, mindfulness.There is also medication to prevent such anxiety.
>>84474173you probably have untreated mental trauma.i'm sure you understand this, but the reality is you'll have to work on expanding your comfort zone gradually until you can function again.i get that feeling, but if you let it control your life your world will only ever get smaller is what you have to tell yourself when you're uncomfortable doing something.
Taking the day off seething tomorrow x
>>84474193that really happens. I get worse all the time. I don't like being around broken glass because I feel like it's going to get on my skin somehow.I don't like being around rust, because I feel like it will give me an illness.I don't like being around dust, because I feel like it'll get in my lungs.>>84474208Yeah, I think ending school all of those years ago kind of fucked me up. Everything was normal, and then suddenly there was all of this paperwork in my face, and everyone was getting in my face about having my whole life worked out, and my parents were screaming at me about colleges. Every time since then, when someone comes at me with some kind of official looking documentation, I start to shut down.
>>84474117I honestly don't believe UBI will ever come into place if it does it will be the very last option after a complete societal collapse if not we will just starve to death in the streets. Everybody will be poor and destitute there will be no more class system. The 2030s will be a major turning point in humanity's history that's when we will see it come into full affect. better or for worse.
>>84474219Thanks. You were a right fucking bastard with me today.
>I am a human who dislikes things which physically harm humans. How abnormal
Some other examples. I don't like when I put my hand under the tap and it's too hot. I dont like sniffing asbestos. I don't like stubbing my toe. Yep bit of a nutcase me.
>>84474227You know a lot of this is psychosomatic and you can make yourself physically ill by worrying.Normally I wouldn't recommend this, but some weed might help. You basically need to take a chill pill.
>>84474183i think you're underestimating what happens when you have so many people with no future sitting around all day starving.people were happy when those healthcare and housing trust-fund ceo's got capped in america yet the handful of billionaires driving AI can't seem to grasp the powder keg they're building under themselves.>>84474230same here.the human will to survive ensures most people won't just lay down and starve to death, especially not when they see other people getting what they need by force.its a really scary situation.i just feel sorry for anyone born 1990 or after, everything is so stacked against any working class person nowadays.
>>84474256I know. I just don't know where to get it. I was doing CBD for a while, but I started to suspect it was making me paranoid.
>>84474227as the other anon has said, you can manifest physical illness when your mental is shot.i lost so much weight and hair from not being able to chill out when i was in my early 20's stressing how i'd fucked my life up and should've just died there and then.all you can do is focus on what you can control, try and remember that and in those moments where your calm / rational mind kicks in, try and get small things done.anecdotally, i joined a boxing gym at my lowest point to force myself out into the world, even the smallest acts to get out of your head can help more than you realise.
>>84474237Can't handle a bit of banter de lad? x
Me? I just absolutely fucking hate paedophiles, why would anyone have a problem with that?
>>84474280No you were clearly putting words into my mouth that's what irritated me.
>>84474237Your picture just reminded me. In the 1990s when I was at primary school, they banned the TMNT movie.You might be wondering "but how can a school ban a movie". Well, they basically said nobody at the school was allowed to watch it. So nobody did. It really was a different time. I still haven't seen it. There was a lad admitted to seeing it and he got expelled.You might also be wondering why a children's movie designed for children and rated PG would be banned. Well, it was because of the word "ninja". Female teachers thought it was violent.Kind of funny to think about now. I grew up in a 99% white English town, with no crime. Nowadays, we have stabbings almost every day now from an imported population that were not here when I was a kid, and we aren't allowed to discuss it. The same kind of female teacher would now be criticising a kid for being racist if he doesn't want to be stabbed.
>>84474285My brother in Christ this sounds like a hate crime
>>84474250it's more like I burn myself slightly, and then spend the rest of the day worrying the wound will get infected, and I'll lose a limb. That one happens to me too.
>>84474295Oh also, they renamed the TV show to "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" because "ninja" was too violent and implied knife crime.Again, completely insane to thing about how sensitive they were to knife crime in the 90s where now it's completely accepted because the alternative is to be racist to the people doing the crime.
>>84474276I don't think there's anywhere to even go. My last counselor found an autism group, but the problem is it was in the next town over, and I don't feel comfortable going that far.
>>84474295Yeah here in the UK we had to call them teenage mutant HERO turtles because Tory cunts thought the word NINJA was too violent and extreme. Even the orange one who has the nunchucks got censored as well but a katana and a ninja sai is perfectly ok.
>>84474317I think it was lowkey xenophobia on the part of oldies who were worried about "that Ninja stuff" coming from over seas. You'll notice they never censored imagery of knights or Robin Hood. Even the Hammer Horror films were more or less allowed to exist, with a bit of grumbling. They didn't like those Italian films though... They didn't like that Straw Dogs. American films? THAT is going too far...
>>84474262i dunno, everyone says, "people won't just sit around and do nothing."but IMO we're actually very good at that. everyone protested against that anti-protest bill until the sun went away.
https://youtu.be/iWcamYEYvWY
>>84474334Yeah it didn't make sense. Ninjas were basically the Japanese equivalent of our swords and knight mythology, of which there was a lot, and was seen as wholesome. Many a young lad ran around with a wooden sword pretending he was a knight.>They didn't like those Italian films thoughTo be fair, there were some dodgy films coming out of Italy in the 70s and 80s. Fine to watch now of course, because we're desensitised, but you basically had directors doing a lot of gore and nasty stuff, to the point where some of those directors were accused of creating snuff films and actually killing the actors.There was a fear of "video nasties" where you'd pick them up in a bin, or friends sharing snuff movies.As recently as this year I saw some idiot blaming video games for someone killing someone. Funny how 99% of video game players don't kill anyone, and it's the biggest industry, 500+ billion. There are very good patterns for who is doing most of the violent crimes but those get ignored, to the point where they're released from prison repeatedly to commit crimes again multiple times.
>>84474317>>84474325>>84474334for some reason i always assumed it was overzealous concerns about racism. e.g. you toss a Japanese word in there, maybe kids will start saying it funny, oh no!besides the title/theme tune, could they actually edit the animation or dialogue at all? they DO reference death if 'ninja' means 'killer' or some shite. the very first episode, one of the Turtles asks April who these guys are, trying to k*ll them (that's right, they use the k-word).that Avatar: The Last Airbender was retitled here too, because they didn't want a show about benders.
>>84474377I notice women now seem to be really particular about what games they let their kids play, and I bet they've been psyopped hard into thinking all of that knife crime is because of the Call of Duties.The tragedy, is they let the kids on the Roblox, which is a nonce hotspot, and a platform designed to get the kids hooked on gambling. That's the last place they ought to be. They just look and go "oh, happy shapes and colours. That must be fine".
>>84474391I dunno about the dialogue, but I clearly remember the theme song. They purposefully re-recorded it for the UK audience.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVFuNrjKk2AThis was my first time hearing it in 30+ years but it's exactly how I remember.
I remember the local grungy video shop had all of the video nasties proudly displayed back in like the mid 00's. >seeing the "I Spit on Your Grave" tape out there when I was ten or somethingGets the imagination rolling.
>>84474413Did you ever find a porno mag in the woods
>>84474419All the time. That was definitely a conspiracy yeah?
Nightwatch, assemble.
>>84474421I don't think it was a conspiracy. What conspiracy do you think it was?My theory is it was just boomer men didn't want their wife to find their porn magazine when cleaning the house, so they would stash it somewhere that they knew they could find it, like a particular bush in a park.But since it was a public place, teen lads would find it and then all be amazed at the first time seeing a nude lady.
>>84474406>'ninja' is too violent.>'Splinter taught them to be FIGHTING teens~!'uhhh, BBFC???
>>84474441people used to say pervs were planting the mags, so kids would find them.I'm sure I saw a whole box of them once.Realistically, it was probably just someone having a quick one, and then throwing the thing away in shame. Why they would do it in a bush though, I dunno.
Breakcore is for fudge packers
>>84474468This is like drugs in Halloween sweets. Who is giving away their drugs? It doesn't happen.If you got some nice drugs in that you paid good money for, you would be doing those drugs, and probably not answering the door.
>>84474374Megafobia at Oakwood is the one UK coaster I really wanted to ride but never got round to. It'll probably get torn down at some point, shame. Wooden coasters are cool as fuck.
>>84474323try and look for absolutely anything.most towns have at least a few clubs / activities to do, even if its just old pensioners doing them.i really do understand how overwhelming it feels sometimes when you close yourself off to the world and other people for so long.i chose boxing because i always wanted to be calmer around people and its effectively dropping yourself in the deep end at that point, if you can punch and get punched by someone, you can look them in the eye and talk to them.recovery is gradual, it takes a lot of time and patience with yourself, just make whatever small changes you CAN and ignore that feeling of "i need to do everything NOW" that can sneak up on you.the government can be shit at helping witj mental health issues, unfortunately the honus will be on YOU most the time and only you can know what it is you need to do to make yourself feel better in the long run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3KdI8RhpSUWatchable kinemathique, this
>>84474437Not part of your gay crew but hello.
>>84474344there's a big difference between laws that dont affect your immediate access to materials you need to survive and technological developments that do.people dont care as long as they have food and a distraction, but when you make it impossible to survive you create conditions for widespread unrest.
Very glad they decided to make a video about the Laconia desu. It's one of the most clear-cut proofs of the bad guys having won WW2, the jews are literally inversing history
Why do a lot of people (mostly women) have "No DMs" as the first thing on their profile on X? I've never had a DM.
>>84474549because you are a ugly man.have you not realised women live in a very much different reality to guys ?its why a lot of dating advice is terrible.
>Here's your ""good guys"", goyim
A Peter Kay performance has been evacuated due to a mysterious bag, apparently. Imagine doing a terror attack on Peter Kay...
>>84474564IKR. Every now and again me Mam's like "why don't you meet a nice girl?", and I have to explain I have literally no idea how I would do that.
>Allied kikes attach german submarine carrying over 1000 rescued britishers >Post-Laconia, Donitz rightfully goes "We don't do rescues at sea anymore, they're not respecting the red cross flag anyways">Later on at the nuremburg kangaroo court the allied kikes accuse Donitz of "abandoning shipwrecked allied personnel on purpose" despite having attacked his subs themselves while they were engaging in rescuing allied personnelThere's that chutzpah again innit. They cry out in pain as they strike you, always
>>84474577Kekking at the time he had a meltdown on stage because some mong spastic was shouting garlic bread for 40 mins.
I have made the conscious decision to stop drinking tonight. My blood alcohol is 250mg, but this is below levels I normally drink to.
Fink i'll fartX
>>84474606he's a performer and all that, but it must do your tits in to be fair.there was a video doing the rounds when he was on a bit of a hiatus (think he had a disabled son or something). some twat just following him and his family around Asda filming, asking him to say his catchphrases.not rite IMO.
>>84474663He's underrated desu. Phoenix Nights was a good series.All of the BBC tier comedians got really pissy about him somewhere around the mid-00's because he was much more popular than they were, and he wasn't doing bits about the Tories.
>>84474697Are you still living 20 years ago lad. The political landscape has changed.
>>84474712I'm talking about Peter Kay. He hasn't been relevant in 20 years.
It is weird there's this legitimate snootiness toward comedians like Peter Kay and Johnny Vegas, just because they're from the North, and they aren't doing "clever" political stuff. Regardless of the fact that they were funny, and they were talented. the divide is real.
>some twat just following him and his family around Asda filmingwew, can't find this again anywhere. looks like he did a stellar job scrubbing it from the internet (good for him).https://www.thepoke.com/2017/03/13/watch-peter-kays-brilliant-takedown-bloke-filming-supermarket/>"I'm with the children, you paedo, put that down!"aye that was it. you tell 'em, Peter.>>84474697>Phoenix Nights was a good series.going by That Peter Kay Thing and Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, i wonder if it was a bit of a George Lucas situation. Dave Spikey and Neil Fitzmaurice reining him in a bit. shame they never made a third series, or even just wrote something else together.
>>84474806Rumours have been going around for years about a 3rd series of Phoenix nights but it will never happen. That one where he was in the car was good as well.
Oh so he does have a wife then? I thought he was constantly depressed playing his Japanese Super Nintendo games all day on his own.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqLLDZvbG-Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t63CMUqo7qA>tfw they shuffled a verse around to remove a certain personmad, that.
>Be me writan w/rando roastaloid earlier>"Ackshually i'm married but still feeling lonely tehee">"Need to take better care of myself [smiley face]">Says she's disappointed in her marriage and then starts like venting without my consent (vent-raping via text)You don't hate the vaginal jew enough kek
>>84474549Because they have smelly jeets messaging them asking to show bobs and vagene
if you ask me, every snooker club in the country should be free on the NHS.
>>84474990Weird watching something from 20 years ago now, when the last generation's nostalgia was in full swing. Me being nostalgic for people being nostalgic for the 70's and 80's.Half of these figures don't mean much to me, apart from they were always kind of being ironically referred back to in 00's telly.
Didn't have the balls to invite Roy Jay to the video though, did they?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30Far too much Lynchian aura. Peter Kay would have been swallowed up.
Wypipo got that drippingtonDo they not
>>84475105>Half of these figures don't mean much to me, apart from they were always kind of being ironically referred back to in 00's telly.suppose it was ever thus. cartoons still do 'the Peter Lorre voice' so i wonder if we'll still be hearing Schwarzenegger impressions decades after his death.but i miss the womfiness of Britain having its own internal pop culture, as i'm sure every country did. no American or Swede or Chinaman could ever care who wins Pop Idol or that someone did a Terry Wogan impression, but it meant something to us ;__;
>>84475170>i would like men to have more choice in hats again.
hello, welcome to the male hat shop, we have a special offer on both models today.
>>84475242mad going back to some of those 90's cartoons as a grown up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTVUDfCiMPsWhose idea was it to pitch a Goodfellas parody for children?
Don't agree with the music is boring lad. For me it's films are boring. Sitting in place to watch what is basically a 2-3 hour youtube video where people pretend play act out fake scenarios. Just why. There's been films I liked as a kid etc but at this point physically sitting down for 2 hours in one place to watch a film pisses me off that would piss me off. It would be like the clockwork orange thing (never seen it) every film is like that gif you see with his eyes pulled back. Every film is like that. I'm not sitting down for 2 hours to watch fake pretend acting for what?? I dont want to just sit for 2 hours. I get restless I want to get up and do things, pace around listening to music doing housework like I can't just sit like a vegetable for 2 hours. It pisses me off.
>>84475321corrr loved Animaniacs, me. chock-full of bits like this.that new reboot they did was a bit naff. too self-aware, references to memes etc.>>84475343https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=167se17RNHw
I'm in the depression hole againI feel so old, and I hate it.
>>84475396I rewatched the rugrats films lately like surely they weren't that Jewish.Then the grandpa gave all the kids chocolate money.I Choked on my shitty beer.
Tastyarse microwave burgerberg this wasX
>burgerbergcopped a mild laughington
sometimes to be all posh, i put the Rustlers burger in the George Foreman, and i toast the buns in the toaster.you could argue that i might as well just grill a proper burger at that point. but i'd prefer it if you didn't x
>>84475801I do the same with toasties under the grill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvAL5e-nw8sLooking quite gucci nglHad the 1st one on me backlog since forever, ought to play thru this kino soon
>>84475662apparently the ADL complained about the Jewish grandparents in Rugrats, even though the creators of the series were Jewish.
>>84475917daft, that. i know fuck all about Judaism and the little i do know i learned from that one episode of Rugrats.
Corr love me some jew on jew warfarehttps://youtu.be/NZfUgVSfKdQ
I spaff, therefore I am X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tqy6be0Juc>Brian Eno - The Big Ship
still on the jars nothing ever ends x
slavemoding
jarmaxxing
jarsmaxxing
jarlmaxxing
just woke up, work in 50, slept ok but still knackered af
too bright to sleep. might do the other thing, classic SS style.
>>84475343This is why I watch 1-2 films at most per year. They're just too long. One of those films is Home Alone 2 at Christmas.
Installing the newest Windows updates atm
spunking in a young lass
>legal backup copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim>been downloading all night>now stalled at 96%fuming, me.
>>8447659024 hours is decent ngl. Shows you how lightly criminals get off most of the time.
>>84476590I'm not very good with IT but could I technically download one of those niche torrents now and you'd show up as a perr and I find your ip address?
>>84476678not if he's using a vpn
>>84476590Wouldn't have happenend if you bought it legally
>>84476652gonna watch one now, i reckon.>>84476678sure thing. you could also hop onto irc.rizon.net and /whois me. you could even say hi!
>>84476690i did, i no longer have access to that Steam account because Yandex closed my email account (probably due to inactivity).don't even have Steam installed. would rather go with the DRM-free version, if that's all right with you lad
>>84476725>if that's all right with you ladIts not
Inshallah brothers. I am going up to Lidl.
>>84476754All kicking off in britfeel this morning ehps: shit edish this
Imagine believing LLMs are anything other than an unsustainable bubble. Tragic.
>>84476754well, the game has stopped installing because i don't have enough space left on my hard drive. now random stuff in Windows Explorer is going black, file lists are disappearing, everything is collapsing. punishment for my sins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI&t=283swhy did you lie to me? come on, Ilene.
Good spaffingham this wasShall be winding it down semi-soonish for today meX
>suspect doesn't have a Facebook accountsus af, that.
>>84476865I have one but haven't been able to login for years because of their two factor authentication which they refuse to fix
hungry but no food in
rise and shine britfeel, the sun is going away for a week or two with lots of rain coming. how will you be making use of the last remaining nice sunny weather?
>>84476918That's gross af. Every day we stray further from God.
>>84476929shut up gay man
>>84476933There's more to life than gooning. Get a job and start a family.
>>84473385fucking grosstotal footfag death
243 days until mister footlad comes back
HHL will return like Jesus rose from the death.
three day weekendinit
This is the 10:05 Cross Mongtry service to Slag, calling at Fannymeade, Mingebury, Dogger's Point, Fucklebell, Mongden, Buggery, Tosslingham Bishop's Bellend and Slag.
We actually have a brand new railway ready and waiting to go between Oxford and Milton Keynes, but it has sat unused for two years because the unions want to double the number of staff required to run them.Lush.
>>84477070trains a pretty comfy ehreminds me of when i used to do things
might take a nap soon desu, lazy saturday x
>>84477124Already had two naps today me oh aye x
>>84477134Passed from the alcohol or opiates?
beautiful. thinking sneaky magic for this fella. Illusion + a bit of Alchemy, poison daggers and whatnot.
>>84477143Nah just napmaxxing, no wrugs or wooze for me de lid
Lol, the Green Party have pulled their (totally not open borders) immigration policy page from their website.
>add physics engine>remove Mysticism schooldamn it Bethesda.
I'd give anything for some opiates rn desu
>>84477192friend, if it was up to me, i would give you this last tramadol. you'd be doing me a favour, since the other 9 all seem to have been taken by me yesterday + this morning. it's like the parable of the last slice of bread.
>>84474230>full affectmongboy.jpg
>>84477228>since the other 9 all seem to have been taken by me yesterday + this morning.Isn't that a bit much?
>>84477242>Isn't that a bit much?yeah.
Anal specialist from newcastle
>>84477228Being a drug addict is not a personality x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW8fXYWp0VwMuttoids can't stop taking L's, can they now
>>84477029ironically you can always tell an Asian kitty because of it's eyes
>>84476970Is he all you think about on a Saturday morning? Sad cunt hahahahah>rose from the death.Mongboy
Saw that kino movie film "Hokum" didn't I. Quite scary desu desu. A particular scene stuck with me, now I'll struggle to go downstairs on my own at night for a few weeks probably. Might go see "The Drama" also. Love me cinema.>>84477280I wonder who this could be about.
tense situation, this.if someone points out>it'sthen they've overlooked>L's
imagine living in mali
>>84477354Coming soon to a quiet idyllic village near you.
Blad is a good egg. I wish him no harm.
Been to Aldi, apologies to that lad who wanted LIGHT Bramwells mayonaise, it was busier than i expected and i started to sperg out and miss entire sections that had people in them, next time lad, next time.
>mate you haven't seen a clockwork orange?>mate you haven't seen Tron?>mate you haven't seen le phantasme de chateau de rouge 4k directors cut? >you HAVE to see it *looks up plot summary on Wikipedia**Googles film + ending explained*Boom I know all the bits you actually remember now no need to be sedentary through 2-3 hours of dross not burning any calories
explain KSI to me, is he the heart and soul of your island or country or whatever u guys are?
"Arthouse cinema" is just a nonce dog whistle btw if that wasn't obvious it's just a way for complete wronguns to watch porn and snuff telling themself it's "artistic">dude I love beaming VIOLENCE and SEX in my brain because I'm SMART >so it's a French film where this woman gets raped by her dad. She tells her grandad and he rapes her too. So she goes to a psychiatrist... raped. It really makes you think about what it means to be human and the rape scenes are very long and detailed which is so sombre.
>>84477409If you explain Linux to me
>>84477429actually what you're referring to is GNU + Linux...
>>84477423Thats what they're willing to tell the world they're into. You know they watch the real deal in private.
if you think about it, Paris itself is like a character in the film.
*scrolls to the bottom of reddit comments to get to the racist ones*
Been for cigs (for a spliff) and saw the church by my house is open, to walk round and look. Going to have said spliff, and some energy drink then hobble up.Was hoping it would open up so I could have a look around. Thanks for sorting that for me universe pal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW9PBMGYiL4
ASMR is such gay bullshit. Real men should give ASMR a very wide berth. Pathetic and very low testosterone.
>>84477431I use Debian on my servers and even I think this is cringe.
Literally posting on 4chan while my average wifeberg gently fellates my average cock to completion and I will soon spaff my average DNA over her average breasticles.
fuck fuck fuck FUCK it's a pack of fucking spark frogs! they're not normally up this eaarly - they're on my fucking tail, I can't keep them off, lids are too fast; they're all swarming over me bopping my head relentlentlsly t[pleas helap irf af FUCK SOMEBDOY HALP ME
what happens if you use the Linux colonel but replace the GNU userspace software? say you use Clang over GCC, BusyBox over Coreutils, etc. etc.not even a Ship of Theseus situation really because it never had to include GNU or be called 'GNU/Linux' in the first place, some peeved bloke just decided that.
>>84477500nobody cares a bit you bacon bonce.>>>/g/
>>84477500I don't know, due to being thick. You don't use anything with autocorrect meassumes, did you type colonel?
Anal with my blonde wife x
>>84477529i did type 'colonel'. it's what they call a homophobe.
it's totally over
>>84477548Ah, I just call it doing a silly.
is finland a decent place to live? mad how they have like 5 mil people and are bigger yet this place has somehow crammed 70mil into a tiny island, what the fuck are they thinking.
>>84477561Very cold, much of it is inhospitable and they've got loads of wogs there now just like us
Aiming for 3 (You)s today methinks. The day is still young, so chances are looking pretty good overall.
>>84477594Have 1 from me anon, and not just a throwaway one, what's your plans for the day?
>>84477431GNU/Linux is the preferred term. If you are correcting, correct correctly.
>>84477606Thanks pal, and I am off the mark. Nice one boss.Today I am going to clean up my home office cos it is a bit messy and I like to be tidy. What about you? Do you have plans?
Feel bloated af despite only eating a salad for lunch
>>84477613I'm heading out now for half an hour to go look at an old church, then going to play vidya all day, and smoke some spliffs.
>>84477614>lunch>not even middayEarly start for you lad?
>>84477618That sounds well comfy. I hope you have a good trip out and your spliffs are hitting the right spot. Best wishes sir.
>>84477619I started working at 7 am
Any rocks and stones lads in?
>>84477624Ah that explains it then
Might fart soon xx
>>84477627Whoops I fucked that up dint I. Pls no bully.
>>84477637Update: did fart.
>>84477640you're getting mongboy'd, lad
>>84477627whats the point this
Off for a nappingtonbergshire.
everyone in Britain is given the choice between an orange spacker cord and a blue normie cord. if you pull the orange cord, a minimum wage nurse tends to your every need for the rest of your life, but ONLY IF more than 50% of Britons pull the blue cord.which cord do you pull?
>>84477650At least rotate it 90 degrees.
>>84477652maybe he just likes cool stones, lad
>>84477652Pretty stuff from the ground innit. Nothing spiritual or woo woo as such.
Zanardead
Got all my (You) allocation for today. Cheers lads who helped.
>>84477671>anti-woongmi
What do you lads do with your (You)s?
Spaffed for a 2nd time just now didn't iX>Hard captcha also came back again/was reset due to the other thingckin ell, already started getting the easier ones before
>scrounger who has never worked a day in his life is a "communist"Lol
I woke up in the night choking on my own sick
>>84477715>New doOne job.
>>84477786Now imagine how many britfeelers died over the years and we've never found out about it
>>84477786drink or had you taken something?was it just normal vomit?
>>84477734That book has not even been read. Performative gesture at best.
>>84477751Tot up and keep a spreadsheet of dailies and weeklies, spreads, means, modals, etc. pretty basic bitch stuff honestly.
>IRA terrorists hijack a delivery driver and force him to deliver bomb to police station then detonate it in N.Ireland>*crickets chirping*vs>some lad having a mental elf episode stabs two random jewish people in london>"TERROSIST ATTACK" >"TERROR LEVEL RAISED TO MAX FOR THE ENTIRE UK">"INCREASED POLICE PRESEANCE">"ANTI SEMITISIM ON THE RISE"
>>84477802And he self deleted like an insecure spastic manchild.
>>84477806I think 30. Welsh titlod RIP.
>>84477815Nobody cares about N. Ireland, lad
>>84477622Back, it's quite close to my house. Was great looking around, there were masonic connections as well, as the guy who commissioned it was a mason.I was talking with one of the guys about bell ringing, and how there's not many youngsters coming through to help. I said I'd love to give it a try. Going to go on thursday, but might not be able to do much, depends how much energy it takes (got MS and get tired easily), but looking forward to this.I miss hearing church bells, desu. It creates a nice feeling.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp11DjaUc5A
>>84477786Why did it take you 12 hours to post about it here?
Finally got that quest cape didn't I
>>84477827I know that lad, but its just a bit of a noggin scratcher that building a bomb, picking a target, blowing the place up didn't raise the threat level but some random with a pen knife has causes "mass panic" apparently
>>84477807From drinking too much alcohol.>>84477806Grim.
>>84477837I am sure you can figure this out if you think about it lad
imma chargin mah crystals. got some rose quartz out while it's sunny (place on mirror = double sun), oh yes we are realigning our chakras today /britfeel/ x>>84477848get on that H2Ogrind. these rehydration sachets or tablets if you have them.
>>84477854I thought about it now for a while and can't figure it out
>>84477627Mate of mine used to send me pictures of women at the beach. He'd annotate the pictures with the various types of geology around the photo.He wasn't a geologist he just picked up the idea from B3ta "we love the web" site.Strange fellow.
Welper loyalist sparked out and sitting by!
>i..i wwww...w...wonder h...ho...how ssss....s...sean i...i...is ddddd...doingwhoppers hahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ozbX-yM8ao
>>84477918Are you one of those early birds who can't even comprehend that someone might not get up at 7am like you do?I got up at 11:45 (which is actually early for me) and then I had lunch, I didn't come straight on here.
>>84477937If i woke up choking on my own sick i wouldn't be able to fall asleep again desu i would probably posts about it here immediately
>>84477828sounds comfy lad, I hope you enjoy
>>84477955It wasn't very nice, but I just coughed for a while and then drank some water to get rid of the taste, and went back to bed.
>>84477842Good job! how many weeks were you stalling over that though lol
>>84477423imagine thinking Tron is arthouse cinema...
Me? Gerrin another cuppa
>>84477974Retard. Pipe down and learn to read. "Cinephile" wrongun.
>>84477843The Irish have a point about how little the English give a shit about them, because we really don't.
>>84477993film for kids innit, m8?
I'm on that wuppagrind. Welper did have some good ideas.Need to recover from last night and stop drinking.
>>84477999>imagine thinking Tron is arthouse cinemaGo ahead and explain why you think this was the point of that post. I'll be waiting.
>>84477993>CinephileWhat's this mean?
>>84477999Changed my mind don't want to hear from you again so I'll give you the answer.The post was about films in GENERAL (this includes Tron), then the post after was about arthouse SPECIFICALLY. Consuming media is not an achievement, you're not sophisticated, you are a fat man sitting in a chair. Don't ever fucking talk to me like that again "ahermmm imagine heheh" fucking runt.
>>84478011A fat mong who watches simulated rape and thinks it sounds smart when he calls films "pictures" (e.g. >>84477974)
The first company to let me smell women's armpits, sweaty bras and panties will become billionaires.
>>84478023film for kids tho innit?
>>84478039You're meant to go through your edgy shock cinema phase as a teenager. I don't care about that stuff now. Where did this metly even come from? Is it because I mentioned Straw Dogs yesterday?
>i have wasted more of my life sitting on my fat arse watching actors play pretend fake situations on camera and many times it was in french or italian or czech and it was a surrealist allegory for the loss of innocence in young girls, like really young girls hehe that interests me as a grown man (in an artistic way, you see :-)) this means im smart lol
>>84478083It is nothing to do with you but I can tell you are a nonce yourself from this post.
>>84478074All films are for kids.
>avin this big of a metly cause he hasn't seen Tron
one day i don't seethe and someone is doing it for me. it not lush is it.
if you think about it, Alphaville itself is like a character in the film.
okay so now we've had>i don't get music.>i don't get films.what's next? >>84478065, qrd on 'smells'?
Me? Supping that russian caravan tea.
>>84478127I like to smell a woman. You can't get that experience through a screen.
How old were you when you stopped playing video games?
>>84478180i stopped playing Skyrim at 10am this morning, so my current age.
The only acceptable hobby is seething on 4chan all day every day
My favourite sandwich shop/cafe? Quite fond of Merrie England. Shame it's not nationwide.>>84478180Dunno, not dead yet. Probably close to death, due to being old af (46), but still going strong. Just stopped now for some food and a smoke.
>Order item online>No choice of courier>Sent via DPD>They deliver it today to a random address>Phone DPD>They say the courier will return to this random address, pick it up, and bring the item to meIs this normal? What if the person doesn't answer the door, or has tampered with the item? It's electronic? Should I just ask for a refund from the retailer?
>>84478215>Should I just ask for a refund from the retailer?yes, its probably being resold on ebay right now
>>84478180I'm too depressed now. Games are meant to be a social activity, and it feels innately pathetic to sit by yourself in a house, playing Mario. So I browse 4chan and Twitch and pretend I have friends instead.
>>84478224>it feels innately pathetic to sit by yourself in a house, playing Mariowhy though?
>>84478224I pretend the characters in games are my friend.
>>84478219What if an angry DPD man does actually appear with it? It's a graphics card. It probably went to a confused grandma, but someone else having my electronics for a short window is making me paranoid.
>>84478215This never fails to boggle my mind. Being a delivery driver must be the most simple, brain-dead tier job out there. How do the drivers routinely fuck it up?
>>84478242>It's a graphics card
in Germany, they call it 'Geheimratsecken' or 'Privy Council corners'. it's actually considered rather derriere.
>>84478242wait a day then get a refund
>>84478248i did that for a while over christmas and its more difficult than you think
>>84478229it just does. I want to be sharing the experience with people, and it just exacerbates how alone I am.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PDuEFm3zawETime for a bit of happiness, oh yeah.Feelgood stuff coming through.Helping the otter frens.
They've completely fucked the YouTube algorithm. It just recommends me a bunch of completely random stuff that I have never watched anything even related to it. It's impossible to find anything to watch now.
are fruit pastille lollies the GOAT lolly of all time?
>>84478281what kind of thing do you like i might be able to help?
>>84478283have'nt had a lolly in years as it a bit gay to be doing that as a man but when i was young i liked the purple fruity ones
>>84478273>submits the channel to anti ai blocklists
>>84478287Alternative history, paranormal, aliens, hiking/caving accidents
Off to beddingbury-on-sleepinghamI do fink X
>>84478294You're just a non believer. These things happen.
Me? Off to wankington-on-jizzingham
>>84478267>Moving item from A to B, whilst recognising a door number matches the one on the package.Hard
once lived on a street where the houses skipped numbers at random, they'd largely been split into A/B/C flats etc.Amazon said they'd delivered my graphics card to the next number down. but there wasn't a next number down. there i was living at 48B looking for a 47 that didn't exist.it WAS next door, ish, if you skipped a couple of flats, so i see how the driver decided to just subtract 1. but there it was just in someone's porch window, graphics card in the box with a sticker on it (no Amazon box/parcel).luckily it was actually a nice old lady who believed it was mine, but anyone could have claimed that. or she could have just kept it. mad.
>>84478297>Alternative history,AlternateHistoryHub, Whatifalthist, Monsieur Z>paranormalSam and Colby, Sam and Colby>alienseyes on cinima
>>84478318some house have names instead of numbers some front doors are round back streets change names without signage and houses can be split up into mutable addresses
watching Tom Scott videos, me. learning facts.
Oh well not as if amazon easily would have just gave you a refund if that happened or anything anyway is it no doubt you would have still tanked the overworked lads review score from your scrounge lair which is what it's all about isn't it
>>84478357Not Amazon, and I think poor performance should be reported. They've been paid to deliver a package to me, they failed. Therefore escalation is required. What's the alternative? Globally we just accept this and lose millions?
>>84478385Be an actual man get a job and start a family instead of playing with whatever video game / other unnecessary manchild toys you buy
My cummies tasted very salty today
>>84478457What are you doing to contribute to humanity?
>>84478472Why are you trying to dodge what I said?
Do you own amazon stock?
>>84478457Projection: the post. How do you think I can afford graphics cards? (that are "delivered" by retards)
>>84478551And is the graphics card for your son? Or is it for you to play computer games? Lol
Corrrr me cea cinema card turned up today it a good day x
>>84478331Putting these kind of reaction faces and basedjacks on your video thumbnail is so cringe. I now that all channels do it because it works, and makes normies more likely to click. But it has the opposite effect on me. Makes me not want to click because it looks fake and gay
Do brits eat asparagus?
>>84478578Yes we do x
>>84478578I eat asparagus sometimes but I generally prefer tenderstem broccoli if I'm eating greens.
asparagus doesnt grow in the uk so why should we eat it
>>844785604x 5x 6x lush and i mean 4x 5x 6x lush
Nah lid. Not sparking you out today de lid. Can't you see I'm shopping. On the bean bulk before summer de lid some fit Apuettes out once the suns out ya get me de lid? I'll fucking spin your jaw in a week or two you little twat de lid. I'll tan your wucking hide you warmblooded spacker then clean your clock out fucking spastic. Don't let me catch you eyeing up my beans again you wongoloid.
had a Vindaloo yesterdayarse has been on fire today
>>84478666>666>arse has been on fire todayyour bum is a portal to hell now
Reading is the best hobby you can have as a poorfag. Go into a charity shop and pick up some of the most life-affirming literature ever made for like a quid.
JTRIG not working weekends anymore?
Only 2 days until his return
>>84478723You think we don't know you still post here? Lol
>>84478706Alternatively just download any ebook you want for free
>life-affirming literaturesounds like the sort of thing a dumb asmr bint would say
Me and Ebin taking turns pushing Chika's sphincter to it's limits
>>84478737Reading a physical copy is much more enjoyable way to read, and is worth a quid at least. Reading on the computer or phone just isn't the same. eReaders are too expensive.
confusing one, that. the lass only spoke Spanish and the producers didn't translate it. subtitles were just>[speaks Spanish]IMDb review confirms.case was inconclusive, no YouTuber or AI voice to tell me what to think. grim either way though.
The equestrian statue of Field Marshal Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington, is located outside the Gallery of Modern Art, Glasgow (formerly the Royal Exchange) in Scotland. Since at least the 1980s it has been traditionally capped with a traffic cone by members of the public.
>>84478723Sean, you've been banned for what, two months now almost? Yet you've been talking about yourself in this thread everyday thinking everyone is none the wiser you sad little man. As you'd say...>What a life
>>84478723I can't wait really looking forward to it.
>>84478796It must be very sad when the only affirmative confirmation you get to your posts comes from yourself and yourself only x
He should already be unbanned, he's choosing to post off trip
*puts cone on head* so random xDD
Better be off for my shift then... cya
Anyone else have a crush on Stacey? Proper Nitro girl she was x
>>84478833wacey weibler
https://youtu.be/Ukew4GxeETQ
>>84478784Shippy spoke a bit of spanish
god forbid a nigga speak a little chinese
mad how Jet from Gladiators is just a lesbian.
ffs can't even shit in peace my fucking cat keeps following me like a fly round shit ffs what is her problem today
>>84478794Cute toes on display from this probable milf
just had the most foul-smelling fart of my life. made me gag
I want a new thread
>>84479176Make one then?
>>84479186I want someone else to make it
Reminds me of that lad waiting on his graphics card
>>84479242Shut it lad. I am NOT in the mood.
I shoplift from my local Tesco most days.
>>84479270Booze?
Holy fuck lads I can't stand this any more. Kid has been scream-crying for an hour straight. Pretty sure she's given herself some kind of head cold type shit now as well, that can happen by the way, they cry so much they give themselves a fucking flu. Why the fuck did I have a kid? I am so fucking miserable.
>>84479285Get a grip you gimp. You that trans toilet nonce?
>>84479280Sometimes. Depends how I feel. Most of the time it's just standard groceries, like meat, expensive fruit, stuff like that.
>run regret_having_kids_gimmick.exe
Mad how low peoples critical thinking ability actually is.
Everyone just understand the world through memes that people chant and believe in.
>>84479311Probably the graphics card mong given that he's no doubt sprogless. "Nobody likes having kids. Everybody hates their children." A favourite fantasy of the 30+ and sprogless
>m.m.my m.mate a.t.t w.work s.says having k.ids issnt.easy>ill stick to my g.graphics ccard
It Gimmick X!
>be shut in isolated oddball>go to the local off license>skinny fucked up homeless bloke politely asks if I can buy him any skins>think about it>think fuck it might as well spread some happiness made me feel 2% better
Tfw sprogless
Sprogs with Yanklass
Said this yesterday but my best friend is having a sprog with his girlfriend. Don't know how to feel about it.
Tbh being 34 and sprogless and no prospects of meeting a woman to have sprogs is probably the most brutal feeling of my life. I thought it was over at 18 but this is a genuine Over, there is no hope possible on a biological level.
Just thinking about going through 40s as a weird guy with no wife and kids. Basically like the local nonce we would tell horror stories about as kids.
>let's knock on his door and run away ha ha run fast if he catches you he drags you into his house and eats you ha ha hes scary
desu, seeing me sibling's kids, I don't think I could do it unless I hit the luck of the draw and got one of those highly autistic ones who reads and builds computers for fun.They're great and all, but I only have to deal with their rampaging a few hours every week.The younger one is in their throwing things phase.
>go and help the neighbour in his garden he needs a hand be good nooooo mum I dont want to hes scary mum hes a paedo nooo hes bad dont make me go there mum noo
>>84479416Yes, I am the same realistically but its still depressing
drank way too much redbull lads, wa a busy day but now im fuckin gurnin. anyone know any ways to calm down? anxiety is through the roof, cigs aren't helping and im clean off the drugs init - no booze either
There was this old man on our street who everyone claimed was a paedo. To my knowledge he was just a lonely old man. Feel bad for him in hindsight. He's dead now, obviously. One of my childhood friends ended up being a nonce, talking to little kids online. It's the people you least expect sometimes.
>He's not don't say that that's not nice he is mum he is everybody knows he is a paedo Darren at school said his dad said he's a nonce everybody knows mum please don't make me go pleaaase
>>84479449That is usually what was meant by paedo. A single middle aged man with no kids. Only possible way to get around it is to have a dog everybody likes. Then you get stolen valor from the dog.
>>84479447>anyone know any ways to calm down?Go for a 2km fast run
My sisters got her mate round tonightFuming is an understatement
>>84479481I took 2 of these but they don't work, they also smell like feet (they're years old, not sure if these things can 'go off' or not). My hands fucking wreak after handling them.As you can guess I'm in a /britfeel/ thread, probably not going to attempt to run 2km
>>84479542>corretion, mine are 385mglads im guna be leanin' send help
So... There is a big chance that I'll go to me cousin's 'ouse next Sunday.How can I get prettier in 7 days?? I want to get mired by 'er and 'er bird friends.Also how can I become normal to be able to talk with people like a normal person (in 7 days)??
>>84479557You want to be sexually attractive for your cousin? Muslim?
>>84479557<- Start doing this
Tunes tunes Choons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz1Jwyxd4tE
>>84479594absolute banger m8
>>84479542I run. Lots of lads here run. We are not all lazy and fat
I an wampireBleeeehhh!
>>84479615>We are not all lazy and fati am
so what's in store for the next thread?
>>84479631Tunes being posted ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTH71AAxXmM
>>84479557>Also how can I become normal to be able to talk with people like a normal person (in 7 days)??impossible unless you get rat arsed prior
everyone is too perverted now, and it takes the fun out of being a pervert.
What is a major crime that one can easily get away with?
>>84479629if you are clean off the drugs and alcohol next step is stop being fat
>>84479646Probably more easy to get away with burglary than most people would think.
>>84479646Failing to pay VAT on online purchases / memberships by claiming to live in Jersey
>>84479647>guys i drank too much redbull help>stop being fat
>>84479578yh nh
>>84479660English please, Abdul
Any lads here fancy Karen O in their youth?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGNHQKeoSGY
>>84479646skimming - can range from single figures to thousands. It's hard to trace if you are careful if you are good at avoiding patterns.
475 posts means it's time for a NEW THREAD. Here it is:>>84479683>>84479683>>84479683XD
>>84479666soreyi thought you guys also used the same slangs from /int/brit/>>84479578yes no
>>84479695Easy mistake to make lid
I've got these seethers dancing to my tune. Hehe
>>84479646tax evasion imo
Wonder what helpers dad is up to this evening x
