Class 323 edish
FIRST FOR WOLFIE :D :Dhttps://youtu.be/oJL-lCzEXgI
>>84501025Lovely edish ty op
We're nothing without our sean x
What for dinner tonight
Lollers, Budey, and Sean... The noncing trifecta
a fine edish.
Vibes only tonight https://youtu.be/VOiZC020nl0
https://youtube.com/shorts/p7oxsZXVZGIWovely
50033 GloriousProper diesel thrash bizniz
https://youtu.be/88QVKw7SFJAChoons on im loving it
750 pounds via bank transfer
Images like this just strike me as 'You're off to work'It sends a shudder down my spin just looking at it.
>>84501120>woman mysteriously gets 9,000 quid extra income a year>well above the eBay/'side hustle' allowance they addedwould report her to HMRC or the DWP tbqh. really doubt she's declaring that.
Snarfnonce aka Lollers personal defender.
He's seething, yet again.
Sean's trying to kick off a fake melty again
Oh no, he's such an effective edgelord.
He's still trying
>>84501146I've reported a few people and fuck all gets done about it. I wouldn't bother.
>>84501162I hope this isn't his best, desu. It's quite lackluster and predictable.
Seething? Having a melty? Couldn't be me. Just enjoying my time on britfeel jamming tunes in the background x
>>84501130I love work. You should try it lad
>>84501175What choons are you listening to? Me? Electric six.
>>84501179This. Watched Wu in the Snooker yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSbBvKaM6sk
>>84501190Ha ha very funny actually
>>84501179Listening to a bit of Basic Channel lad x
No HHL return. Absolutely gutted, lads.
Why does he keep talking about himself? Is he alright?
>>84501168do they get back to you at all lad? i understand it's between them and the criminal at that point, but ANY feedback like 'we have opened an investigation'?mad how people don't view this the same way as they view social security claimants, when we simply receive the money we're entitled to (often less).
*casts a detect nice lad spell in the thread*
London-centric poll. My answer would have been 2.80.
>>84501120>log on to banking app>cancel standing order
>>84501216I wince at anything over 4 quid if it isn't a spoons.
watching gaming rage compilations on youtube. i'm easy to entertain.
>>84501212>everything appears the same
>>84501216hmm yeah I would say 3 quid is par
>>84501212Here's something nice for you de lid.*sparks you out*
>>84501204Nope you never get anything
*a translucent green arrow briefly hovers above my head before disappearing*
SSM loves spoons x
noticed a lot of seethies recently. britfeel is much better at night when they slope off to bed
No upload today. It not rite.
>>84501241why do you care so much? weird.
I don't believe I'm nice. I spend all day thinking unpleasant thoughts about myself, then dream of things trying to kill me. That's not really nice.
>>84501241Your dad is a paedophile
He's trying it on again kek
>>84501243Keeping it private lid he keeping his mates private
>>84501247it's the only social interaction i get lad. of course i care>>84501250not a nice thing to say, is it?
Beautiful little thing outside my window x
>>84501267nice lad x
>>84501265that makes it even sadder kek
>>84501267I feel sorry for the mongs among us who go without a window in their box room
>>84501216yeah that's insane. my local Spoons was <2 quid a pint a few years ago. some of the other local ones jumped up to weird prices like 2.25 and it was an OUTRAGE.when 'Stack' opened in Newcastle, people + the press complained they were charging a fiver for a pint of John Smith's. it was as if the owners just didn't understand that was London prices. you could go to an actual pub and get two pints for that, not just sit outside some shipping containers.
>>84501204You're not morally entitled to scrounge money in exchange for nothing. You are exploiting our current government being set up in a way that allows you to get away with it. Big difference. And you know that's what you're doing - getting away with it. We have a safety net that was set up in COMPLETELY different circumstances that might as well have been a different country compared to now. We had a high trust society where people considered it fair to cushion those who GENUINELY needed it - as a temporary measure not as a lifestyle choice to be a life long dole scrounger because you want to be. They did not set it up for lazy bad faith actors to scrounge off and take advantage of 80 years later.
>the five giants of want? yes that means i get free stuff! its bad if i have want so that means everyone must provide for me while i sit on my arse :)>i..idleness? lets ignore that one
Haven't smoked weed in 3 years.
started watching a lot of youtube vids of japanese lads wandering around the streetsmakes me feel things and I don't know what to do about it
>>84501318bro wants a medal :skull:
>>84501318Shame you are missing out
Snarf yowling in hell as Satan spins her around by the tail like a pair of nunchaku.
>>84501288heard the apparent new location for the stadium (if they build one) will have 'everything you need' so you will not have to go into town at all. sickening
He's still twying.
>>84501339It'll be in Leazes Park which is still central.
>write in to Wetherspoons that their 'includes a drink' meals should include real ales>few months go by>new edish of Wetherspoon News drops>'Due to your requests, the "includes a drink" menu items will now include real ales.'
It has become aware
>>84501229spent ages grinding so i could cast the expert level spell for max coverage as well. not rite
>I'm going to upset you with my meanie words. I'm the meanest, nastiest and toughest lad on this anonymous site and you don't know who I am.
It is going into mong mode
>>84501363I think his name is Ed Gelord.
Leaving britfeel. Not feeling it
>>84501339>>84501353as long as the new council offices stay slap bang in the middle of town where they rightfully belong. can't believe we ever expected them to drive or get on the Metro a few stops to Longbenton, like us mere mortals.
>I'm going to use cruel language that will aggravate you. I'm the toughest, meanest, and nastiest guy on this anonymous site, and you have no idea who I am.
>>84501258No good keeping it fooking private. I want to laugh... at MARKS expense!
It cannot help but talk about itself
>>84501383Talking about yourself again, Sean?
I don't like HelperLad because he's a racist little cunt. Simple as.
>I'm going to say some really mean stuff that will annoy you. I'm the strongest, meanest, and most annoying person on this site and you have no clue who I am.
He's greentexting and whining and crying and pissing and shitting himself all over the place. This is a category IV Melty.
Awww he's having a full blown meltdown and it isn't even the midnight hours
Seany is rattled haha
>>84501288There's a new beer to add to the list. Have a blinder.
>>84501375overall, or for the evening?sorry to lose you either way lad (assuming you're one of the good ones). not sure what's going on with the (genuine) spam but someone either has a script or Discord friends. report* and ignore.* /britfeel/ bystander effect in full swing (tbf i've been guilty of this)
Is this the part where he says he is going to hurt someone?
>>84501353could be going a bit further now because of wildlife concerns theregeordie journos mentioned it one of their latest videos
I'm saying some really mean stuff I am the hardest man in s...s..sunderland hahahahah https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84290655/#84294923
>He has convinced himself it's his dolly, Sean, because Sean lives in his head.
I..I..its nnnnnot m..m..mmmmeS..s..stop nnnnoticing
>He has convinced himself it's his dolly, Sean, because Sean lives in his head.hmmmmmm alri lad
N..n..no it's Sean, I just know it is. I'm not obsessed with him. It is him, it's always him.
He thinks people are unaware
>>84501439are you boiling over yet?
Keep moving forward. Keep moving forward.
At what point do we as a thread admit that we need Sean. He is the best of us, and we are nothing without him.
We are aware that you're obsessed with posters from 4chan
Now he's back to talking about himself
> [19:18:41] Now talking on #4chan> [19:18:41] * Topic for #4chan is: ::4chan | Reporting in this channel/over PM will result in a ban | Need to speak to a 4chan mod? PM any moderator (@) with your IP and some details. Use the command "/QUERY mod_name" to PM. Leave a message, and wait for a response. Do not post your IP in this channel. | SITE EXPERIENCING SLOWNESS> [19:18:41] * Topic for #4chan set by yournamehere!yournamehe@your.hostname.here (Wed Apr 15 18:08:38 2026)>SITE EXPERIENCING SLOWNESS>* Topic for #4chan set [...] Wed Apr 15ckin ell.anyway, might start reporting in that channel/over PM again.
>>84501466IRC? Takes me back it does x
Song just made me cry lads x
Every post that is made is by HHL when you're a gormless obsessed dickhead.
>>84501478>Every post that is made is by HHL when you're a gormless obsessed dickhead.Melty
>>84501474Some songs do have that effect. Are you ok now?
>>84501466>anyway, might start reporting in that channel/over PM againWhy though?
>>84501486Yeah I'm good now thanks for asking x
>>84501485>>Every post that is made is by HHL when you're a gormless obsessed dickhead.>MeltyNerve touched
>>84501466You're in IRC telling the teacher on lads because they said something you don't like lol? What am I missing here if there's a bannable offence point it out.
>>84501491>>>Every post that is made is by HHL when you're a gormless obsessed dickhead.>>Melty>Nerve touchedMelty 2x
>>84501473aye. i remember when this channel was bouncin 24/7. few regulars and god bless them, but hours can go by without any chat. in #4chan on Rizon, with 150+ users.mad what you take for granted. IMDB closed down its forums. did you even know IMDB had forums? i didn't, but imagine IMDB not having forums.
evening de lats and evening de lats every day we above ground it a great day it a great day
There's fuming then there's sean having a cry to the 4chan police hahaha the absolute levels today hahah
>>84501521Pretty sure it's lefty redditlad doing the crying
>I'm telling I'm telling!Get a job
Wish DVDlad was here to talk about what obscure foreign films he's bought instead of whatever is happening here at the moment
garn bed in 30 because I have to get up at 4.30 tomorrow
>>84501466Usually like you ketlad but taking the internet this seriously is extremely gay.
>>84501420that would be a pity, but it is far too hard to buy a ticket now so I can live with it
I've been drinking and having a little cry over some goyslop
I fancy a McGoyslop
i hope sean died of a coke induced heart attack
>>84501556You are talking about an innocent human being: one of God's children.
He is the devils favourite demon more like
>>84501537unironically need his thoughts on the john woo 4k releases
Favourite Peep Show episode lad? Got to be Mark's wedding for me.
>>84501521I am creasing like fuck
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH>WELTDOWN IN PROGRESS. PLEASE RELOCATE THE APUS TO THE BUNKERS
taking ruth to the wong yip studio for a fun photo shoot, feather boas, oversized glasses etc
>>84501579I like the one where Mark hosts a dinner party and has "I love you" written on his eyelids, and then realises that's ridiculous, so wears blue eye shadow to cover it.He tries not to blink, but eventually has to. He claims it's Moroccan, like the food. The food was lettuce and baked beans.
>>84501537He can't come back because he's chosen the Turkmong personality over dvdlad if he comes back it will further add to the rumour that dvdlad is Turkmong when they both stopped posting for 30 days
>>84501579seasons beatings for me
>>84501611Yeah this one is class too. Almost chose it myself
>>84501543'tis my duty as an internet knight lad, i am honour-bound to do what is righteous and just.(not actually doing that friend don't worry. did legit hop in IRC, come join me if you fancy it.)
>>84501625You seem like a gay spastic
back on the salad bowl grind xkrave tonight x
>>84501609>when they both stopped posting for 30 daysPossibly. Plus dvdlad is from Ireland which has provinces. Would make sense why he said that about provinces in England.
>>84501633Your dad is a gay spastic
>>84501578ohhh that'd be interesting. he seems to know his stuff.thanks again to the lad who brought them to my attention the other evening. might start going to the kinoplex again, good patter ITT a few days ago. kind of scared i might need bladder surgery but i think that's better than nothing, overall?any of you lads ever had surgery?
DVDmong is the one obsessed with personalities and can't stop thinking about and talking about kiddy fucking and kiddy fuckers
It's always a gimmick init x
Did dvdlad say "I've only said my province I think. Hastings is just something someone made up" - because he didn't think about it, just automatically said what he's used to - his country having provinces Or did "Ruthmong" just HAPPEN to say the word province, matching the country of the same personality who disappeared at the exact same time when banned?Counter argument: DVDlad never talked about ASMR I think.Response: DVDlad did however get into AI porn and now Ruthmong constantly makes AI of ASMR youtubers
>>84501675> DVDmong is the one obsessed with personalitiesYou seem a tad obsessed with DVDlad
Gonna play Fire Emblem Awakening aren't I x
>>84501692why are you defending a nonce and spammer?
>>84501701You know what, I think you will.
>>84501671Yes I got circumcised when I was about 5. Not Jewish I had a tight japs eye. Or something. To be honest I used to make up stories about my willy hurting to get out of going to school etc. that's why we went to the doctor then it went from there so I don't know if I even needed it. A while later practising tight rope walking on the garden wall (wanted to join circus) slipped and landed right on my recovering-from-surgery circumcised scabbed penis. Old woman neighbour heard me screaming, came over. I'm sitting there with my pants down. Absolutely bursting with blood. Had to go A&E can't remember how they fixed it. Always been uncomfortable with anyone touching it or going near it ever since which has actually happened with women but it's screwed with my head I think.
Me? On that Lena Lacey goongrind de lids. She's the English titfuck slag queen oh aye x. Luv the vids where she's on the phone while she's titfucking.
>>84501705No.. I was just pointing something out
Ruth's anal bumsesh party
can't name a more lush crisp than walkers sensations thai sweet chilli. pure decadence
Me? I love getting my bussy absolutely demolished by a black stud
>>84501717Always knew she loved a nice juicy cock up her butt
>>84501741But what? Sorry I'm blind and using text to speech.
Imagine being such a dosser that you end up getting your willy mutilated before you have a change to experience the pleasure it provides. All because you were lazy and didn't want to go to school.
The never ever having sex crew
>>84501781I am the founding member of said crew
Just had a salad bowl of pea and ham soup for dinner my bedroom is going to smell like Hitlers gas chamber soon oh eck!!
>>84501785Who is the chairman
>>84501787I think Ruthmong has earned that role
starting to sound a bit like /brincels/ in here
>>84501787Seasidemark x
>>84501701You're going to pick Nowi as your wife aren't you?
Bullied out of his usual thread, again. It sad.
>>84501827Isn't he a top shagger? Stinky fish nonce has his end away more than any of us, it's not right
>>84501850I knew a guy like this in secondary school. He was as ugly as shit his nickname was goblin and he constantly had girlfriends all the time. We had no idea how he did it, he must have had a massive dick or something.
>>84501827>>84501850He porks 'elen's quim on the regular and has a long lost daughter up in Scotland, so can't be him.
>>84501787Of the never ever having sex crew? Sean, for sure.
>>84501897He felt up some young girls at Flamingo Land
I get paid tonight.
>>84501897Didn't he pork some fat mackem bird called Paige a few years ago?
>>84501921Photographed, as well.
Really enjoyed my chippy tea, thanks mum x
>>84501967Really? Did he ever share it? Not that I'm interested, I'm just horrified.
What do murricans think a pedometer is?
A pedophile measuring device?
Drinking milk out of the container
>>84502038A device that measures how many steps you take when you walk. To Americans doing any form of exercise is fatal to their health as they are so incredibly overweight, using a pedometer would be hazardous to their health as it might trigger a heart attack, brain aneurism or a collapsed lung.
Only wore one sock all day and it annoyed me. Rattled myself kek
It free and it lush https://youtu.be/nWVHxJK9gCg
>>84502056Did 6000 steps today myself
Just done another big shit. It's relentless. Wtf is wrong with me? I've been doing 3-4 gigantic shits per day, it never ends.
*lays down a free kendrick lamar type beat from youtube for the lads to rap on*
Love having a big poo x
Had a conversation with a woman in the charity shop about literature, because I got a copy of The Great Gatsby. Mate reckoned she was flirting with me but I thought she was just being nice and friendly. Makes me think of other situations where someone could have been flirting but I was too autistic too see
>have a piss>shake the willy for 5+ seconds>clench and squeeze out the last drop>do a second shake just to be sure>dab the end of the cock with some toilet paper>pause for a while, dab it again with a second piece of toilet paper>put the willy away>walk away>5 seconds later feel some piss down my legLads I am being serious. How do you stop this happening?
*bes sincere*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXCtYUtjDYU
Kncoking back them JD and cokes nows x
>>84502122Pipe downs little man x
These are the best sweeties. Not even close x
>>84502110Not sure, go to your Dr and see if they have a specialist for you to see.
never asked to be different never asked to be born
>>84502103>Makes me think of other situations where someone could have been flirting but I was too autistic too seeI'm very autistic so have a million such stories.Example:>friend group that I'm somehow involved in is planning to go to a nightclub>girl invites me to hers beforehand>she cooks for me>she tells me "I'm not attracted to conventional guys">I respond "ok" (why is she telling me this?)>she tells me how she likes <insert description of me>>I respond "interesting..." (in my mind I don't want to jump to conclusions and I don't understand why she's telling me this)>she says "maybe something will happen tonight">I respond that yeah we'll be going to the club soon, we don't know what will happenIt just continued like that for a while, with me giving logical answers. It was only afterwards when I realised she was repeatedly and quite aggressively hitting on me. I can only imagine how frustrating it was for her, must have seemed like I was thoroughly rejecting her.
Oh my DAYS that was an absolutely brutal bumsesh. Me arsehole looks like an oyster that's been kicked down a gravel path after that piston tier piping me batty just received. CORRRR me cheeks getting clapped made me drink ripple like a dinosaurs footsteps OH AYE
Bumseshlad is on a fast track to hell
Me? On that rockshore x
Boring stuff. You all need new material.
>>84502264sex arse material?
>>84502264Spice up your boring life with a beastly bum sesh. x
What's your favourite game lads?Got to be Marvel vs Capcom 2 for me x
>>84502287Snakes and ladders
>>84502264You are just scared of the bumsesh xx
>>84502056my IG reel algorithm is full of fat American women "cooking" the most grotesque meals for their families. it's fascinating stuff.>>84502110exact same happens to me lid. annoying as fuck.
corr bumsesh lad is back get in thereeee
I don't wanna wait for our lives to be overI want to know right now, what will it be?I don't wanna wait for our lives to be overWill it be yes or will it be... sorry?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izpNuTxGIrM
>>84502287My most played game I have boycotted for two years.And the game I played almost religiously for 4 years also became impossible for me to play (not by choice).I'm massively old anyway so it's impossible for me to have a favourite game. I've loved so many games over the years.
>>84502264i've trialled some gimmicks recently, none stick the landing and that's pretty much on me.but overall i mostly post stuff for myself and/or to have conversations with posters here. there's time/effort though, e.g. last night i may have woken the neighbours at 3am putting clothes on a skeleton (it was all propped up by a broomstick so it kept collapsing). bad/daft photo for a /britfeel/ post, but sometimes things are just for you, you know?dunno about you lads but i'm happy as long as people aren't being actively antagonistic. i've tried just suggesting topics, and asked others to do the same. we could give that a go more? like what do you WANT to talk about? how about you, anon?
99% of all cats ever photographed are now dead.
>>84502322>boycotted for two yearsExplain
wrote a song yesterday. it's gonna be a huge hit, i won't forget you lads when i'm rich and famous x
>>84502339they say the same of stars, which just means it's in our eyes they shine the brightest :)
>>84499239Collectors item them lid
>>84502382royalties? i have made multiple offers to /britfeel/ if i ever get rich. and i will actually honour them.(maybe set a one-time tripcode or something, just in case?)
>>84502343It was a single player game from 12 years ago that I spent 2500 playing almost every night and 100%ed (a very difficult game to 100%), including all of the DLCs, and after completing everything I kept playing it almost every night.The developer spontaneously updated it to add co-op gameplay with new achievements for playing online with other people. Exact same game, but there's another player there.I don't want to play it with other people, I don't need to play it with other people. This game is worse with other people. It was totally pointless. I never played it since.
The local Lidl Apus are in full scale civil war after the supermarket changed their app to a points system. Lidl Loyal-lids are drawing lines in the sand with the Apus who are seething, believing they've been wronged they now have to spend 60 quid to redeem a choccie doughnut or 150 quid to get a loaf of bread instead of a tenner. Some of them have even deleted their Lidl account and tried to defect to the Aldi side. Sparkfrogs have been seen fighting on the side of both factions and there are reports of several dead and dozens injured. SPACCA has declined to comment on the matter.
Quick get the gimmicks out!!!!
getting an elliott smith tattoo soonish x
getting my dick sucked by an escort in about 20 minutes
I saw this handsome lad today.Not pictured: his gigantic (alarmingly big) testicles.
watching cute girls covering my favourite songs on youtube x
>>84502416*unites in looking down upon the filthy working class scum brawling over german discount supermarket slop*
Can we all just agree that it's no good diddling kids.And for the rest of the thread, nobody will say anything noncy.We can do this. x
Agweed x
Lads ever been clubbing?Done it a few times, it's pretty fun if they're playing good music I reckon
>>84502529Have they moved on from feel street now?
>>84502565I used to go to a nightclub called POP (Not fucking pop world) three times a month with the lads up until I was about 21-22ish. Wish I hadn't in hindsight.
A gay lad once convinced me to go to a club called G-A-Y. I ended up dancing in a cage.
>>84502585On canal street? Fuck me lad I'd had a fist in my arse and never been in there. You're gayer than me.
>>84502607There's nothing gay about canal street. Apart from the gay district. But you can go there without being gay.
>>84502565My mate used to sort me out with E's at raves. Best time of my life doing that.He died though (of drugs, funnily enough)
Been to a couple gay clubs with my poofter friends as a straight man and it was fine.
pure wank, this. at least on desktop it doesn't have the DJ circle talking to you. took ages tho.if someone asked you for something similar to a Victoria sponge cake, you'd understand not to just bring them a Victoria sponge cake, right? notice i didn't ask for something 'like a Victoria sponge cake' (which yeah that'd be fine).i thought this would be more like when they bully the dude's AI clone in Black Mirror. this is just shite. thought it was one of the things 'algorithms' were good at.
>>84502622>But you can go there without being gay.But you leave being gay af?
>>84502110Sign of getting old de lad. Your body falls apart once you hit 30.
>>84502633It's completely optional. I have been there and I am not gay.
I bet bumshesh lad would love a good night out at canal street. His arsehole would look like XL bully chewing a wasp.
When I see a gay it's grim. They are broken people.
>>84502643And thus proving not all men are rapists.Take that feminazis.
they made Canal Street look all magical on Queer as Folk.went there once and yeah, it's nothing. everyone's transgender now i guess. i sold someone a strip of Valium and then they appeared on Piers Morgan later that night acting like a tit.
>>84502671Prefer booking a bumsesh online, a wide choice of different hunks, get to see their willies before I commit to one, got plenty of time to clean me bum out too.
>>84502753You are sick. It makes me sick thinking about what you do.
okay it's been almost a full day, my electricity meter has not increased. it's on the exact same numbers as last night.good news: i have electricity (perhaps it's free now, forever).bad news: off-peak rate isn't kicking in on a night, might be why my heating doesn't work.do any sparkies have ANY IDEA what the hell is going on here?
>>84502770It's just yoga for my arse. Gentle bumhole stretching is good for you x
When gays go to hell, do they become straight?
>>84502857Yes and they are punished for eternity.
unironically went to Berghain multiple times back in my youf
>>84502857>Lucifer gets sent to hell for rebelling against God.> People who rebel against God also get sent to hell.Why would Satan punish his own homies?
might engage in some late-night choonposting in a bit if that's alright with you?
>>84502924Maybe he's a bit of a bellend?
corrr imagine homosexuals using technology to meet up for gay sex.think that Russell T. Davies has been watching too much Dr Who.
Foids on X are getting angry that men play video games. They're now saying men shouldn't play sports, or go to gyms. Basically, men's attention should solely be focused on women.
>>84502924Satan doesn't rule over hell or sit on a throne. He is cast into the lake of fire with everybody else.
>>84502949I'm glad you told us about some random slags who said something on twitter.
We win the league Arnsenal up our gunners x
Step forwards those who will serve x
Two of my friends are having kids and one just got engaged. I'm still living in my childhood boxroom. Fun times.
>>84502978Grow up lad. Touch grass and get laid
>>84502967the prem deserves Arsenal as the championsdreadful stuff played all year by most teams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAS-803geQki'll be honest i was a bit too old for these Justice League cartoons (watched the Batman ones though, kino.)and even though Batman had drugs and real guns and the Christian nurse lady, surprised by this just mentioning Biblical stuff. Nintendo would never allow that.mad too because after this they made that gritty grown-up film for grown-ups, Jesse Eisenberg Lex Luthor says something similar and it's for no reason. he's just a crazy person. i think he wanted to fuck Superman?
>>84502972seanallanARMY standing back and standing by.
>>84502949Why should I give a fuck about their opinion, exactly? Most women I've met aren't like this.
>>84502972standing back and standing by welperlid
Washing out my ass with the garden hose x
>>84503019Shouldn't treat animals like that, desu.
>Grow up lad.terrible advice. i will stay here discussing my kinotoons with my /britfeel/ frens.mate of mine was into some of the newer quirky cartoons. i gave a bunch a go. here's the rankings:Justice League / Unlimited - goodAdventure Time - badAvatar: The Last Airbender - okay (but i see why people REALLY like it)Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated - goodOver the Garden Wall - greatSteven Universe - awful
>>84503010All women are like this. All women are bitches. All of them.
>>84503072You sound very bitter, lad. How did this hatred of women start?
>>84503099It was from observing the behaviour of women and judging them on how they behave.
Sean, if you are reading this. Please ignore all the hate. There is a very small minority of nasty people here, but most of us love you, and we miss you.Hope you are doing well. All the best. From your friends on /britfeel/.xx
>>84503105All women? Even your mum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab-PRboLhccorrr the zoomers are doing OK
As long as Flamingo Land still stands, The Helper Regime lives and marches on!
Woohoo, mi lads.
I'm not racist my favourite footballer is Saka
I name my firstborn son after Saka
>>84503159Isn't he the guy that lost us the Euros in the penalty shootout?
>>84503137corrr nice one! you show that Beginner lad.>>84503159i just did today's Wordle. i MIGHT be racist, but i think it's more like that one episode of South Park.
>>84503180I am also a beginner, so it's a fair game, in fact it's better than me as it knows what it's doing.
last time i kept up with football was when leicester won the league. that was genuinely interesting. boring ever since
Corn on the cob
THE AMOUNT OF PILLS I'M TAKING COUNTERACTS THE BOOZE I'M DRINKINGAND THIS VANITY I'M BREAKING LETS ME LIVE MY LIFE LIKE THISAND WELL I FIND IT HARD TO STAY WITH THE WORDS YOU SAYOH BABY, LET ME INOH BABY, LET ME IIIN
2 games in a row. Oh yeah.Felt quite glum all day, this has cheered me up.
>>84503137I challenge you to a duel https://link.chess.com/play/X5gqWV
>>84503280Let me make my bedtime spliff first.
fantasising about hiring a prozzie who falls in love with me againI wouldn't actually do it...
>>84503280>Enable JavaScript and cookies to continuek.>Performing security verification>This website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. >This page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.k, guess i'll do the challenges.>Login to Chess.com>New? Sign up - and start playing chess!wtf i hate the internet now.(not the lad you were asking, just curious. hope yous have fun)
>>84503280Ready, I will click the link in mere seconds.
>>84503317Nothings coming up what's your username?
>>84503280Oh I'm not signed up to it, nor in the mood for signing up to it at this moment in time, sorry. Thought it was that ilchess thing or whatever. Sorry.
>>84503317Or you add me and request a match I have no idea how this works mate.
like that's honestly kind of mental>we need to make sure you're not an attacker>just run our scripts for our process so we can make sure>it's for our own protection...right, so why does that not work both ways? if you just displayed the web page, like you have done for your fallback warning, would there be no problem...?
>>84503330Fair enough. It looks exactly like chess.com.
>>84503341That's what I have been using, but not signed up to it.
You send me a challenge link and I will try and accept it.
>>84503359Try this?https://lichess.org/DV5KFgef
>>84503366>just works without any JavaScript or Cloudflare bullshits-sugoiii...
got an extra forty squids going spare this week. Might buy meself a present to stave off the stillness.What's a good present?
>>84503420https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07MTH3B2Y
>>84503221probably rightLeicester used all the energy that seasonnow they are heading into league 1
Well played. Rematch?
Can be believe I let my first queen go like that. I wasn't paying attention lol.
>>84503492I need to sleep, but I'll make a chess.com account and can add you. Really enjoyed that. I don't really have any idea of things, but know I don't really have any mid or end game tactics, just push up and see what happens.
>>84503508Same lad. I thought you had me for a moment there, the knight in the first part did a number on me lol.
Corr we all getting in on that Bumsesh x
>>84503514It's not too bad now I'm getting that a draw isn't a loss, can just mess around moving till stalemate is called.
>>84503543how did we go from 'people being gay is fine' to 'let's retcon animals'? i know animals have exhibited homosexual behaviours, but this is anthropomorphisation plain and simple.UNLESS there's something zoologists have uncovered, mite be cool, but 'queer behaviors' makes me suspect it's just silly fluff. very ridiculous word.
>>84503514We should have had another game, I just stayed up a tad longer watching watching a recreation of an olde worlde chess game.Bedtime for real now.
arr men
>>84503603We can play tomorrow if you want.
>>84503644Can do, not sure if I'll be up at this time then, or might be under the effects of something, but in the day time I'll be about if you are.
>>84503662Sure, no problem. Take care.
enough time has passed that i can say this:someone i knew had the MySpace username/URL 'blaqkaudio' because she was a fan of the band. AFI already had their own page, so she decided why not.one day in 2007, MySpace deleted her account without warning. just purged the whole thing while they set up an official page for the band.you cannot trust companies. zoomers have actually grown up with things better than ever, because they can at least raise a stink. but do not trust Google, do not trust 4chan, do not trust the Free Software Foundation. everyone can and will betray you.
Heil Welpers xFuck the lot x
HHL won in the end Twolls are demons x
hello therethe angel from my nightmarethe shadow in the background of the morguethe unsuspecting victimof darkness in the valleywe can live like Jack and Sally if we wantwhere you can always find meand we'll have Halloween on Christmasand in the night we'll wish this never endswe'll wish this never ends.
https://vocaroo.com/1mmQ4WJp9ggW
HEIL FUCKING HELPERS XXX
STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WILL SERVE xxx
>>84504074Cringed like crazy listening to this. Thanks anon.
>>84504077>>84504105Very HHL coded posts. Almost feels like he's back.
>>84504077>>84504105is it him? can it be?
The final battle xhttps://youtu.be/MVs5HzgHk7Q?si=ZxdIikmpARNAdBDI
this ain't a scene
it's a goddamn arms race
K N A C K E R E DNACKERED
really dehydrated me atm, urine is almost orange
D R A K E N E C KRAKENECK
In the end HHL emerged as the clear winner
>>84504181What is ssm001 de lad?
>>84504365him as a baby.
>Emo Forever>starts playing songs released after 2009no thank you Spotify
crossy used to be an emo
Hate work so much de lads but no choice, fucking kill me
CANNOT stop farting lads. 2 salad bowls of pea and ham soup and a tin of beans and sausage is making my arse sound like a big bass drum.
How come BN won't have kids? Isn't that the whole point of life?
Catch the nigger chilling sippin a lager beer
I'm ready to crack open a frozen beverage
>>84505047Get your ass to work, mongrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQZooauU-FQFink Xi won
Might relaunch Beast of Bude on a fresh trip.
Your da records his content in a supermarket. Your ma is an auditor with a drone. Nothing more cuntish.
>>84505326imagine being one of the highest populated places on earth and you are racing to put your own people out of work.china may not last long lol. its obvious the communist party wants to get rid of all the non communist people and have robot labor replace them. unfortunately, it seems like chinas leaders are going to be killed in the near future due to this.i look forward to their collapse.
Millennial, no job, no friends, still live in mummys house. Video games don't hit like when I was 14. Looks like another 16 hour day on 4chan to ease my crushing loneliness.
>>84505476Could be worse. Your mother could charge you 750 pounds a month for the privilige of being stuck in your childhood boxroom.
>>84505487Is 750 pounds a month a lot of money to you?
>>84505476>Millennial, no job, no friends, still live in mummys house. Video games don't hit like when I was 14.>Looks like another 16 hour day on 4chan to ease my crushing loneliness.Same with a few wanks added in
>>84505494For someone on minimum wage it is, yes.
Just want to nut in a woman. Is that really too much do ask?
>>84505390China gets it imo. They understand that the future belongs to those who race to it and they have a coherent and pragmatic strategy to get there. Their population is dipping and that's good for them as they become the world's foremost industrial nation. They understand that productivity must rapidly increase and they have the resources and scale and iterative capacity to do it.What makes you think that Chinese leaders are going to be killed in the near future? Or that the country will collapse?
Full day of seethe, projection and cope on 4chan for me
>>84505624He just wants to see people and or countries fail so he can feel good about himself, he's struggling to find any worth in himself.
Thragg is basically HHL and Viltrum is Helper's world vs Nu (woke) Britfeel n 2026https://youtu.be/MVs5HzgHk7Q?si=MHvFGksT3pycktvp
Korean incel shooting in Texas lol, though nobody has been killed.
Still a bit wissed off last night me x
>>84505669I don't know about that lad, I don't place too much stock in these sort of psychological assessments. There are people who do have critical views of China and there are definite justifications for them, but I don't think anyone is seriously going as far as saying China will collapse and the leaders will be killed in the near future, that's quite an extreme view and one that I think is hard to justify so I'm just curious why he thinks what he thinks.
>>84505695Nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks imo, yolo innit
korean gf when
>Helper deploying his legion of sockpuppets to astroturf /britfeel/
>>84505858On me wolidays so its all good
>>84505569Any woman? Or only those whose skin covers a specifically shaped formation of the cells, fat and muscles around their bones and organs that is attractive to you on a primal level?
Sad! X
Dad is a landlord and lifelong Tory and is absolutely seething at these rent reforms. He's raising the rent to full market price on all his properties in response. Mum is a bleeding heart liberal and says he's being too mean now they're both not talking to each other. Gonna be a tense few days in this house, especially with this election tomorrow. Me? Don't care about politics, I just want to stay womfy. Might go to my grandparents if the atmosphere in this house gets any worse.
Babbyman monging out during the night ha ha
For me it's Sean Allan and it's not even close x
For me it's Sean Allan being a paedophile and it's not even close x
Ran out of weed. It's over isn't it.
>>84506000Blessed digits say you should get some more
Getting ready for the day with this on it going to be a great day https://youtu.be/PDJLvF1dUek
Youtube is blessing me with some real tunes this morning :) https://youtu.be/7uhWJATdXMA
Morning lads, I am here for another melty today
>>84506003No money until Friday so it'll need to wait, I will be fine without it anyway
Time for a cheeky wank is it not
>>84506020Have this as wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqs6pverp5U
>>84505922Weird. My dad was also a landlord and Tory voter but he sold all his properties to some pajeet in the 2000s.
Snarf screaming in terror whilst being bummed by spine devils in the pits of Hell.
Toryboys fuming that renters have more rights. Right nasty lot they are.
>jelly that anons preferred a stray cat to you
>>84506063Can you shut the fuck up today please and thank you
>>84506073And can you shut the fuck up please and thank you
>>84506069Alri paedolad, still seething about tories?
Lads we have to be realistic: HHL has won.
>>84506082Could you take your own advice please and thank you.
morning friends. less than 50 posts since my last one before bed? mass internet forum migration? secret NEET purges? what's going on lads>>84505922suppose it was inevitable, but my mate just got a letter from her big evil landlord company with a section 21 eviction notice. conveniently dated 29 April on the form, but didn't arrive until yesterday (changes came in on 1 May).that's a 'no fault' eviction so clue's in the name, but they still have no reason to suddenly wish for possession of one bedsit in a commie block of bedsits. unless of course they wanted a pre-emptive strike (classic Final Fantasy style) rather than allowing a comfier switch to periodic tenancies.i'll bet a lot of section 21 notices went out these past few weeks. a ton of naive students + young adults must be panicking, soon to be cajoled into rent increases.>I just want to stay womfy. main thing innit friend. if you can bite the bullet a little, tell your dad you're thinking of going into financials yourself, you'd like a small amount of crypto for your portfolio. then 'invest' it in something to calm yourself down x
>>84506087>Lads we have to be realistic: HHL has won.Morning sean.
>>84506087Won what? The biggest loser award?
Me? I think Sean got a perma and is now uncontrollably melting down day by day knowing his trip is finally finished.
Who are you voting for tomorrow?
Languishing in the vast POW camps surrounding Flamingo World as the Welper Regime begins public executions.
Yeah he's on a melty today
>>84506106You? At workSean? Comfy
>>84506098Me? I think the same
>>84506109Comfy sitting in a nappy is he
would you rather be a sprogless loser on minimum wage who is constantly seething or a comfy NEET that can do whatever the fuck he wants?
> [11:20:04] * Now talking on #4chan> [11:20:10] * Now talking on #/britfeel/> [11:20:16] * Now talking on #uk> [11:20:20] * Now talking on #truth> [11:20:30] * Now talking on ##truth>>84506102Greens.
He lives in a government funded care home for retards, mongs and other undesirables. He wears nappies as a 40 year old man, is a virgin and has a micropenis that is also impotent. He is entirely dependent on state benefits to survive.He has no real friends, his family has essentially disowned him and his only social contact is through britfeel (where he frequently receives long bans for drunken national socialist supremacist rants where he threatens to kill various people) and the drug dealers he mistakenly believes are his friends but who routinely rip him off.Who am I?
>>84506122Exactly as I expected for pathetic brainless scum like you.
>who am IYou are spam mong.
>>84506122>[11:20:04] * Now talking on #4chanActually please do it is a fucking piss take these couple of mongs ruining the thread for the rest of us.
>>84506132I'll take that, I would've also accepted Sean, HHL, helpernonce, and obsessedmong, all being the same answer.
>>84506132Don't you keep spamming about Sean though?
I would put Sean on a list of greatest Britons
>>84506138No I am talking about (You). As you know, spam mong.>>84506144No, that is (You).
I would put Sean on a list of smartest Britons
I'd put sean on the UK wide sexual offender database but he is already on it x
Sean says jump. You say how high. Simple as.
Why won't sean put the trip on? Is he scared? He lost he can't even talk on trip anymore x
>>84506158Me? Can use a trip whenever I like, unlike Sean
>>84506158Trip is banned atm de lad have you been living under a rock
I'll concede when sean put the trip onI am waiting
>>84506165Why're you lying about it?
>>84506122>Greens.shalom alaikum brother https://x.com/i/status/2025935687984312697
One scared little lad soiling himself unable to use his precious tripcode x
Big poo coming soonish
What's up sean? Don't want your proxy getting banned or something?
No trip = L
footrat on a melty
I had a dream last night where I had sex with a bixsexual couple. The woman was really hot and I came in her fanny. But later in the dream I deep throated the guy's cock, which was weird since I'm not gay.
Why is he so scared to do it? I thought he was the britfeel hard man?
>>84506133it's not actually techno spragwort sorcery ;__; IRL i'm just lurking.they do just ban users for grassing. there WAS a dev on there 10+ years ago who was chill af about it, but i mean stuff like spam or people flooding with scripts. probs long gone.report + ignore. and i do mean report. someone somewhere understands the overall culture of /britfeel/, i feel it in my bones.
Scared to use the tripcode on the paedoproxy sean?
>>84506184I heard it's the ghost of pigeon lady, or DM's mum unhappy about the mess you made at the BBQ, or is it Crona come back to slam some cupboard doors, or maybe Tilde is going mental? But yeah it's probably saku.
>>84506173His whole identity, fuck, his whole personality revolves around the use of trip code the sad fuck and it lush when he can't use em
Come on little lad or are you scared?
Lockdowns were the best time of my life. I unironically hope we get another pandemic
Running scared without his tripcode and paedo crew
Big baguette from tesco for dinner with a nice wide selection of italian meats and cheeses
>>84506222I do that sometimes and pretend I am in the sopranos
Can anyone who actually likes tea reccomend a decent tea brand? I have a girl coming over on Friday and she is a big tea drinker (doesn't drink that much) so I want to impress
>>84506246I dont like tea desu
Sean is not running scared. He's in charge and it infuriates you
>>84506246twinings is quite good, does she like a certain blend
Done me back in last night shagging in an awkward position,
>>84506256tell him to be gentler with you next time
>>84506246I'm only a bog standard sainsbury's red label type of pleb. My mum likes earl grey, but not sure what brand. Sorry.
Running scared, no tripcode, no paedocrew, oh aye it lush x
>>84506253I've not asked to be honest. My tea knowledge only goes as far as Yorkshire tea and Typhoo. I'll keep a look out for twinings I've seen them at a few fancy hotels I've been at so they must be semi-decent
day 2 of not liking porn
Scared of posting in case he gets ripped into x
>>84506246Teapigs are pretty good.
>>84506250>He's in charge of the paedo gangThat's correct
>>84506274HHL will be welcomed back with open arms. He is a britfeel hero.
Too scared to post isn't he x
>>84506278All of us Welper loyalists are anti-paedo
Imagine being that much of a loser you are scared of postingCouldn't be me
>>84506275Pricey! But i'll take a look thank you. I can't spare the expense this time.
>>84506158He lost simple as
>>84506283Trip on then, big man
Me? Riling up mongs x
Perma ban looking more and more likely. End of an era. Honestly gutted af.
>>84506292I am not part of the 'tripcodes are for losers club', so I don't have one, big man
>>84506299It won't be but it would be FUCKING LUSH if it was
You? Riled up mong.
>>84506302oh aye 12x lush
>>84506300>i dont think tripcodes are for losers so i dont have one
>>84506300Make one then. You won't.
Little lad monging out when he finds out his ban is perma https://youtu.be/Cy4mztkndHk
>>84506299It not right. They riled him up to make him angry and get himself banned
>>84506268>Yorkshire teaJust get some yorkshire gold in then you're sorted
>>84506313Can you at least admit who you are, or are you scared, little man
>>84506310I would like to have been a fly on the wall
Won't be getting any personally identifiable information from me, loser, i'm not as low intelligence as your mate x
>>84506324I've got a few boxes of that in and a few BIG bags of Typhoo, farmfoods have been doing the big bags for 4quid so I bought like five
>>84506353typhoo is disgusting and sad
>>84506339>i'm not as low intelligenceCapital I on I'm, matey.
It has nothing else to say x
we've lost a lot of good lads in the past year.DVDlad and his latest haulsSeasideSIM/ZOMBOID and his screenies/storiesChika and his Zeldavatar-infused congenial sassCrosslad and his late-night streamofconsciousnesspostingYanklass and her pleasant interior decorating photosSnarf you could argue some of these people are 'still around', but are they? truly?
>>84506371Also Shippy
>>84506371>SeasideSIM/ZOMBOIDI miss this one most out of them all.And the guy who put the zomboid server up, I wonder if he is still around
>>84506378What about that seaside clicker game that some anon made that was quite funny ngl
I'd give anything for a deep throat blowjob from the new intern. God shes so fit.
>>84506371It a good philosophical question. I am here much less and when I am, is it really me. Shadow of myself so I am. Like them nazgul innit.Corrr congenial sass though eh, I'll take that compliment.
>Helpervirus spreading through that cruise ship>its docking in Spain.We're finished. COVID all over again.
That's ok I've not a chance of catching any virus because I never leave my house
>>84506459Your mum will get infected and then infect you in your boxroom
I live alone so that will be difficultMaybe the tesco delivery driver?
>>84506487>I live aloneProof?
>the official rape gang inquiry will submit its final report after the general election in 2029lol, lmao even
>>84506448>"oh don't worry we have strict and robust measures to ensure it doesn't spread>"oh whoops, we actually just let a load of passengers off, forgot to test them haha what are we like?"
Can't stand the new 'minimalist' youtube embed interface. The absolute worst feature by far is the play/pause button has moved from the normal lower left hand corner to the middle of the video, but then the share button has moved to the lower left hand corner. So people will naturally move to click pause and end up activating a share click. All this so some dickhead jeet manager at Alphabet can claim that his team presided over a 600% increase in share clicks or whatever, despite the fact that nobody will actually be sharing anything when they realise and everyone using the new embeded video player hate it. Silicon valley needs to be purged.
>>84506497None that will satisfy you specifically
scalp feels weird, like my brain wants to escape
>>84506552https://www.bad.org.uk/pils/hair-loss-male-pattern-androgenetic-alopecia
My money is on the obituaries
What is it with proofmong always asking for proof for really mundane things.
I'm balding de lids
>>84506644>I'm baldingProof?
what's wrong with wanting proof?assuming the poster is male, all he has to do is post the shoes in his wardrobe. three pairs or less (INCLUDING zero) and there you go.
I put 8.5k into Intel last year
>>84506679nice one ladi put it into Wis and Dex
>>84506686good one ladhad a little giggle to myself
>>84506679Well done lad. Me? Invested in an obscure shitcoin and lost all my money.
>>84506679>I put 8.5k into Intel last yearProof?
i speak three languages
Welper fucking won x
>>84506723He won at being the most spasticated mong
>>84506713What would meet your criterea of proof?
>>84506725Cope and seethe seethie
>>84506734Picture with timestamp of the transaction
>>84506744Diddle and rape noncie
Me? Just got her fleshlight x
>>84506723The prize of being the most insufferable cunt in the British Isles
>>84506753>Just got her fleshlightThe woman in the picture? Why? That's so disgusting.
>>84506753>Just got her fleshlightProof?
>>84506723Why do you keep talking about him when no one else is bothered? >>845067536/10 for me my lad. Not white enough.
Standing backs and standing bys x
MOOD: neutralCHOON: https://www.youtube.co.uk/watch?v=uzcmDOdapeYTEMPERATURE: coldWEBSITE: https://www.linerider.com/DRINK: iced coffeeREGRETS: many
>>84506791frend edish>>84506791frend edish
>>84506767>Proof?Here you go, just for you
>>84506775>Why do you keep talking about himso THIS is what they mean about people being 'using the wrong pronouns'
