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BR Class 43 aka InterCity 125 edition
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BEAUTIFUL EDITION THANK YOU TRAINFREND
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First for HelperLad, leader of men. My fuhrer.
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My body is ready for a Sean G Allan-related nonce-tastic screenshot.
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>>84543316
ask and you shall receive lad
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>>84543311
TWO TONE BLUE AND YELLOW BR LIVERY FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN.
ps: ur welcome, it was Class 43 or a Deltic, HST won it by a nose
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>>84543317
He's so based, what a legend. I love our sean x
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>>84543326
What is based about that image? Do tell.
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>>84543317
gawd bless yah, helpernonce.pnglad
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>>84543317
Filthy freak. People like him need genuinely shooting, as should all people who abuse children.
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>>84543329
He's taking the piss out of pakis and gays and slags
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This is horrific. She was so pretty. What the jews did to her... It's barbaric. Crimes against humanity that we allow this as a society and pretend it's normal.
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>>84543335
I will bite just for you
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No it's a blurry video!!
I can tell the age of someone from the back of their head!!
NOOOOOOOoo he was taking the piss

The stages of paedophilic cope
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Enjoying this new dungeoneering update on RS3
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>>84543345
You mean the stages of non-paedophilic comprehensive rebuttal that has never been refuted?

As I have previously said, I am 100% sure I could get Sean off in court, it wouldn't even be hard.
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>>84543335
>read that in a Four Lions accent
rubber dinghy rapids bro
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>>84543356
You must be well versed like Sean is on telling the age of a 12-13 year old boy from the back of their head, I wonder why
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>>84543356
>You mean the stages of non-paedophilic comprehensive rebuttal that has never been refuted?
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>As I have previously said, I am 100% sure I could get Sean off in court, it wouldn't even be hard.
Melty
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>>84543356
>get Sean off in court, it wouldn't even be hard
you're saying you'd make him cooooom without even getting him hard? impressive. bit gay, though. dunno what his brief would think, but you do you, babe x
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>>84543356
>could get Sean off in court, it wouldn't even be hard
Ha ha ha
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>>84543356
>sure I could get Sean off in court, it wouldnt even be hard.

I bet you would like to get him off wouldnt you
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>>84543369
first one of the thread, we were overdue at nearly 20 posts in
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>>84543369
>>84543374
>>84543377
>>84543378
can't even make this up, absolute kekingtons
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>>84543385
Those people are class clowns, just being silly. Ignore it.
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>>84543355
No one gives a fuck why do you keep posting this shit
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>>84543356
>sure I could get Sean off
I have no doubt you could wank him off lad, his neck is as long as his cock
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>>84543389
>Ignore it.
shan't'nt
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>>84543341
Probably raped by a Jew to get parts, then gay Jews wanted some so they forced her to transition and now Gay Jews fuck her up the arse and grope his muscles.
There is no limit to what the Jews think they are entitled to do to the Goyim.
They have to be stopped. That's why I'm voting for Hitler.
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>>84543392
No need to be rude mate x
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What do we think about this kind of thing lads? I think it's tragic.
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>>84543407
Paki or a deano whose done that for sure
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Me? I reckon sean saves all these posts and has a cry wank over them before beddington. He is a humiliation cuck after all x
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>>84543427
More for the dossier and no I don't care that I save them but someone does
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>>84543438
Wonder how his dad is getting on x
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I find Sean very sexually attractive. Not a bender myself, but I assume women think about him the same.
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45 minutes in a dungeon for 25k token? Fuck off jagex just fuck off.
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>>84543447
Are you saying you don't think he looks good?
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>>84543463
No I don't, and?
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>>84543468
I wonder how many times he's had this granny wank him off in the care home x
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>>84543472
OK I think you are lying though. He has symmetrical features, cute face, clear complexion. If he was a woman you'd think he was a 10/10 and be thirsting after him
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>>84543233
The thing is that 4chan does seem to think that all brown people should be deported from the UK. But these counter examples don't work:
>not every male is an ebil patriachy loving violent misogynist from the manosphere, yet it is pushed. Not every English person is a drunken racist hooligan, yet it is pushed.
No mainstream politician is pushing the idea that every man is a violent misogynist from the manosphere. Nor are they pushing the idea that every English person is a drunken racist hooligan.
>How many were protesting over the rape of British school girls, did the brown people in the UK chase these people out of their communities as we do with NONCEs
Many people probably didn't know these crimes were going on. The important thing is that our law enforcement should tackle all cases of sexual abuse towards women and girls regardless of the ethnicities/religions/nationalities of the perpetrators.
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>>84543447
Why is he wearing a bin bag and why has he positioned himself in what looks like an empty seating area just so he can photograph the women in the back? I don't get it?
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>>84543479
You can tell sean has the short stubby untermensch build. He'd have never survived the reich.
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>>84543492
asking the REAL questions right here
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>>84543492
Looks more like condom tbqhwy
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>>84543492
Because he is a beast just like budey
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>>84543492
>>84543497
You mean asking the same thing he's asked and had answered dozens of times?
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>>84543511
Tell us why then I can't recall seeing an answer
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>spends 1000 bong a month on booze
Imagine going over to her Barratt home, seducing her, and ending up balls deep, pilling a warm cup of man gravy deep inside her, and she has no memory of it the day after. Delightful.
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>>84543527
That sounds a bit rapey don't you think?
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Neighbour's kids are back from school, being noisy again. Playing football in the back garden, shouting and laughing. I'm in here with a hard penis. Surely this should be illegal.
Aren't there laws against making too much noise in a residential area? I just want a bit of privacy.
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Corr we're getting all the gimmicks today. The only thing that could top it off is bude posting. You out there budey?
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>>84543530
Translation
I can't help getting hard when kids are around
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>>84543356
>I am 100% sure I could get Sean off in court
You do know you have to be over 18 to post here, right?
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>>84543558
No, the two things are completely unrelated. What I do in the privacy of my own home is my business. I find it annoying hearing children laughing and playing, especially when I'm masturbating.
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Absolutely fucking dire thread that last one. Some little racist reform mong going on an all day melty over brown people.
What a life!
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>>84543412
The 2 Mercedes cars suggest it's a Paki, Deanos with a bit of money always go for Range Rovers.
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Favourite genre of music lads?
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>>84543594
Also raging over those Australian women doing a TikTok dance. What the hell is his problem?
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>>84543612
Jazz for me
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Don't understand the outrage over that Mixtape game.
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COME IN COME IN
THIS IS FEEL STREET CONTACTING WIDEMOUTH BAY
COME IN COME IN
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Absolutely dire thread that last one. Some little woke leftoid going on an all day melty over the idea that people don't want to be genocided.

Also raging over simping for some dumb women who will never read it. What the hell is his problem?
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Absolutely dire thread that last one. Some little hasidic gimp going on an all day melty over people naming the jew.
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Just awoken, I see ssm, I click, I comfy x

https://youtu.be/EKlY7-0JYmE
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YOU WON'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANG LEE!
https://youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0?si=VOuxgiVvSbwNp0VK
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Shippy and Arbroathy were regulars in Jim Dowsons live chat back in the day
https://youtu.be/_7Z4D6-C-nM
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There is 1 magpie that thinks my bird table and entire garden belongs to him. I used to have 30+ birds all getting along, but now this magpie thinks it's all his.

Wtf is his problem? I think he could be a bird racist. I also wonder if I could befriend him if I offer him food, he might attack my neighbours, postmen etc.
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RubyRubyRubicon mango for meeee
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>>84543689
Rubicon Lychee 4 me
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Anyone here ever
1. Joined the Freemasons?

2. Been arrested by the police?

3. Met a paedophile?
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>>84543694
Yes to two of them, No to one of them
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>>84543689
On the Donny's for me my lid. 1 pound in Asda my Lord they are good. They were even better before the sugar tax came in a raped all the soft drinks.
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>>84543702
So what who was the paedo? Why were you arrested?
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>>84543694
>1. Joined the Freemasons?
No.
>2. Been arrested by the police?
Yes, drunk and disorderly when I was blackout once.
>3. Met a paedophile?
One of my teachers got arrested for possession of child pornography so yes
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Harry Hill and Stewart Lee? STEWART LEE?
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My personal weather station caught the Arctic air mass coming south from Scotland into northern England at 6am this morning. Look at that sudden drop in temperature.

Luckily the dew point was also very low (very dry air) so no frost. My plants are safe.
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>>84543694
No to all 3 for me, but number 3 is statistically very likely without me knowing it.
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>>84543694
>3. Met a paedophile?
Yes I've shared this story before. He was my best friend all through comprehensive school and we even worked together after the fact. Little did I know he had the worst class (IDK what class it is) of csam on his phone. I don't know why they even took his phone to begin with to be honest and I won't ask, I cut off contact with him when I found out. Rather have no best mate than one that is into that sort of stuff. It just shows you how little you actually know about people. I heard rumours and I can't be sure, but I did hear that it was some of it was self created. It makes me sick.
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>>84543729
Did you never see anything weird about him growing up?
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>>84543694
No to all 3.

Although I did go in a police station when I was a teenager. Some kid got his dick out in maths class and spun it around like the meatspin gif and the female Muslim teacher reported it to the police for sexual harassment. I had to go down there and give a statement like you see on tv but without a lawyer. The funny thing was he thought it was me who reported him to the police and I didn't and has hated me ever since, I've seen him twice since leaving school and he always gave me the evil eye when I saw him. We were laughing at it for a good 20 mins at the dinner table when my mum asked me what I did at school that day.
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>>84543713
>So what who was the paedo?
Cannot say as one google search will reveal my location, prominent local figure, I only met them once.
>Why were you arrested?
Section 5
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>>84543729
Weird. I would at least want to have a chat with him to find out why and how he hid it. What was going on in his head. What if he was framed? Ffs just some fucking curiosity.
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>>84543729
What's the worst class? It must be what the Lost Prophets singer was doing, sex with literal babies?

Never forget, multiple women agreed to let him rape their newborn babies because he was a rockstar and they were enamoured. Women should never be trusted to make decisions; they get the tinglies and they cannot think logically because of how strong their feelings are.
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There's at least one or more paedophiles in this thread right now, I would imagine.
It'll catch up to you eventually.
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>>84543723
Stewart Lee is funny but angry rightoids on 4chan will hate him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uovt1sC3rtM&t=94
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>>84543734
Not really apart from his block shaped minecraft looking head.

>>84543741
He did reach out to me last year asking me if I wanted to sit down and talk about what 'actually' happened, I declined. Apparently he moved towns and is off the register now, I think people should be on it for a lifetime.
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can't wait for lollers to get convicted
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>>84543763
He's in thailand now he won't be getting caught
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>>84543756
>Not really apart from his block shaped minecraft looking head.
Like Stewart Lee. I've never trusted that weirdo. He's never been funny and isn't a comedian. Doesn't tell jokes or even try to be funny.

His brand of sycophantic Guardian-reading fart sniffing "aren't we better than the plebs" lectures absolutely reek of someone doing something very wrong behind closed doors. It'll all come out eventually.
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salad bowl of alpen for dinner x
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>>84543763
He already has multiple convictions
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this is how it be
is it not
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I knew a guy who told me he'd fucked his step-sister. Little did he know I knew how old she was because he was in my sisters football team. (16) and he was (22). Safe to say I reported it on the sly and he did time for rape.
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>>84543793
No he doesn't. How would you even know that?
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>>84543770
I think he's funny. I don't think he's saying he's "better than the plebs". He's pointing out morally bad behaviour. Like racism, and bigotry.
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>>84543802
And how would you know otherwise, are you lollers or a close personal friend of his?
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>Absolutely fucking dire thread that last one. Some little racist reform mong going on an all day melty over brown people.
>What a life!
Blad the Arabian Knight swooping in to simp for his muslim brothers again
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>>84543807
Hahahahahahahahaha...... I sometimes forget there are brainlets here.

>He's pointing out morally bad behaviour. Like racism, and bigotry.
Sorry need to laugh a bit more. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>84543743
I am not sure I just got told by a few of my mates at the time that some of the images he had created himself take of that what you will
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>>84543816
To add, they went to court and sat in on the court case, I didn't so I didn't get to hear it to the full extent, only chinese whispers
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>>84543808
No I just think it's impossible for you to know since you don't know his personal identity. Show us your receipts if what you say is true.

Lollers is a paedo for sure, he likes cartoon child porn. But that's generally not prosecuted in the UK and as far as I know he has not acted on his urges.
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>>84543811
Weird innit pretends he's not into political gets triggered into these weird little mini meltys to defend leftists/islamists.
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>>84543815
Yes of course lad you're really big-brained aren't you. I'm sure the right-wing multimillionaires and billionaires you plan to vote for have your interests at heart. Just two more weeks until they improve your life.
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It overs for Starmer x

https://x.com/i/status/2053884858816979052
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>>84543770
>His brand of sycophantic Guardian-reading fart sniffing "aren't we better than the plebs" lectures

i feel like he goes out of his way NOT to do this. you can hear him out-of-character in interviews. the alternative would be to lie outright. but he knows what he is, he owns it, and he has fun with it.
and then yeah the writing is just witty, it's to my taste. although i sometimes miss edgy young Stewart Lee. Fist of Fun and This Morning With Richard Not Judy had their moments.

also, he looks like that lass who's playing the new Supergirl (the eyes/brow) and nobody else ever seems to agree with me on this.
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>>84543854
Fucking megalols. And you are being serious as well. You being this stupid is funnier than anything Stewart Lee has ever said.
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>>84543864
>i feel like he goes out of his way NOT to do this.
Lol you couldn't be more wrong. You must be autistic
>then yeah the writing is just witty
It's just reddit before reddit.
Sorry youve turned some chubby posh cunt into an idol because he was a coooool guy (but smart!) to gen x retards in the 90s. All that cringe shit is dead for good reason.
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We leave as clueless as we came lads.
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>>84543859
Back to /britpol/ big man
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Had a jerk chicken wrap for lunch lads. Best wrap I ever had.
How do these Jamaicans make their food so good lads x
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Stewart Lee the absolute pinnacle of that middle class wanker shit. I couldn't watch a 5 second clip without getting angry ngl
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>>84543859
>>84543822
No one cares multiposter.
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>>84543894
Dey be ethnic and wypipo don be seasoneing dey fud wyboi
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I'd never order food prepared by a non-white
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>>84543905
this but unironically x
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>>84543905
Sorry I don't need to over-season perfectly good food to hide that I cannot cook well Jamal
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I'd love for Stewart Lee to see that his target audience, the only people in the country that actually find him funny, is a braindead drug addict who spends 75% of his time asleep and doesn't leave the house.

"But my feelings! Muh racism! Muh bigotry."
At no point is it funny or are people laughing, people just agree with the FEELINGS. Aren't we all nice middle class luvvies, not like that riffraff.
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>>84543920
sorry i don't want to eat unseasoned chicken breast and boiled broccoli lad x
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>>84543908
What if it was an albino african?
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>>84543926
That is ok you eat that seasoningslop I don't mind
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>>84543866
You're the one falling for the lies of millionaires and billionaires, and believing that they will care about you. So I think the stupid one here is you.
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>>84543802
Its literally in the lorechives my lad https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84070355/#q84071660
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>>84543938
Little gimp getting nicked for scrapping what a loser
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>>84543924
Not sure how true this is, really. Every time Stewart Lee leaves his flat in Stoke Newington he is bombarded with loads of well off productive people who find him funny. I've seen him at gigs in London loads and he's always surrounded by well wishers who look minted.
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>>84543924
A drug addict that spends 75% of his tiem asleep. Is that like a pear cider. HOWL made from. SCREAM 100% pears. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xdDDDDDDDD NO ITS EVEN MORE FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT FUNNY DONT YOU GET IT XD!!!
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>>84543936
I'm not falling for that, so what now. That's just something you made up or assumed.
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>>84543880
>Lol you couldn't be more wrong.
how do you see it, then?
it is middle-class twee humour, and to me it's one rare exception to an (overwhelming) rule. he's self-aware but not to the extent i find it grating.
he found his groove. the jokes used to be:
>lol isn't Christianity WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING? vomiting into the gaping anus of Christ! OH NO I'M BEING CENSORED ARGH!!!
and yeah, that was gen x daftness. agreed.

but his last few stand-up shows have been good though. so it's like in lieu of who he used to be. although i find TMWRNJ funny and nostalgic the same way SMTV Live is. it's a product of its time, it was once funny that someone crept saying 'fuck' on to daytime telly.

probs just a matter of taste, like music genres. imagine deciding you dislike Wagner because you're anti-racist, or you dislike Rage Against the Machine's first album because you're pro-racist.
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>>84543944
Hahaha I could smell you here you fucking thick cunt state of you did you see your youtube paki got raided for being a paedo
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the chuds are having a melty
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>>84543938
Wait, so he didn't get in trouble for being a paedophile and have to flee to Thailand? Interesting
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>>84543959
Who's my "youtube paki"? Sounds like I've set you off lad.
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>>84543978
>Who's my "youtube paki"? Sounds like I've set you off lad
State
Of
You
Hahahahaha
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>>84543944
i've been to see him twice. once it was at a small comedy club up north, he made fun of my accent.
the other time it was at a larger university venue down south, and during the intermission this guy said to his girlfriend
>yah, i was worried at first, like...people wouldn't GET IT, y'know? do you think people GET what he's doing?
as she just nodded along.

he jokes about this in his shows. it's fucking real. IT'S FUCKING REAL.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79132218/#q79134433
He's also a stalker and was sentenced to community service
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>>84543982
did you try to put the s*y word but then it was unoriginal so you had to put 'Hahas'?

you ruined your acrostic :(
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>>84543984
I don't know how you can understand the problem this much but also miss it. You are just attached to the idea of this guy you formed at age 15 or something at the same time you got into bill hicks. He's just a fat posh cunt. End of.
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Blard is on panic mode watching the election results kek his life revolves around scrounging
>>84543853
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>>84543982
You been drinking this afternoon lad?
>>84543984
He's pretty funny. Used to be better than he is now desu.
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>>84543990
some reasonable replies in that thread. he did a bad thing under impaired circumstances, he has been through the legal system. that's how it should work in British liberal society.

you, however, are being cruel because you enjoy being cruel. there are two possible outcomes, and both are bad for you.
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>>84543997
>You are just attached to the idea of this guy you formed at age 15 or something at the same time you got into bill hicks.
what? i don't know who Bill Hicks is.

>He's just a fat posh cunt. End of.
nah, i stand by 'it's a matter of taste, end of.'
i like bands you don't like, you like authors i don't like. 's'all good lad.
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>>84544010
Yes sorry thought you were someone else x my bad x
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>>84544034
No worries lad I hope you have a good one!
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>>84543356
Are you saying you'd masturbate him to orgasm in court?
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Popped a few lorazepam we womfy x
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i have visited pages on this website that contained thumbnails which were cached to my computer.
i'll confess in court to 'creating' those images (how the law views it) if it means 4chan gets shut down forever.
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>>84544044
Alright BN? What happened to shippy?
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Stuffed crust Chicago Town wizza for din dins. Washing it down with some Wanta Worange x
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>>84544065
I was speaking to him earlier today. That's what prompted me to drop in. He's doing well, as far as I can tell. Not sure if he still posts here occasionally or not.
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>>84541984
Mine aren't gory really, no blood and I just shoot them and they go down, then there's just dead bodies everywhere. Sorry for the late reply.
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>>84544068
school pizza aesthetic.
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>>84544074
As far as I can tell he just stopped posting some time last year it was really abrupt. Thought something might have happened.
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>>84544068
Here's hoping that you choke on it
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>>84544068
Spacker tray given to you by your carer nappylad?
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>>84543984
>the joke is that he isn't funny
>haha.... haha... don't you get it? He knows he isn't funny
Oh dear. Stuleecels on suicide watch
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>>84544086
Nah fortunately not, he actually sounds like he's doing great.
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I am mentally disabled
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>>84544086
i had a theory he was one of the seethers blowing off steam anonymously.
but i've had that same theory about 2-3 other personalities.

darts lads, what are my odds of being correct here?
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>>84544068
Based HHL back with them spacker tray din dins pics. 2023 vibes x
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>>84544068
How can you tell the age of someone by looking at a blurry video of the back of their head lad?
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Just done a sloppy poo. Then come back to my chair, and done some very smelly farts. It was like a gas leak. Really bad.
Then a little bit more came out as a liquid.

It's nae bother. Quick wipe off with a wet wipe, and put some fresh keks on. HelperLad knows what I'm taking about. xx
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>ARGH fucking DEFORM nazi chuds making me fill pot holes
>how much will cash converters give me for hey you pikachu
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>>84544104
What are you on about this time?
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>>84544002
Not been seething all day talking politics like you have love x
>>84543853
Again. Not Muslim. I just find it hilarious and really pathetic how posters here spend hours and hours seething about one little subject. Quite fascinating actually.
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>>84544102
Unfortunately this is just a nonce thread now mate the beast of Bude has taken over
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>>84544112
red carpet too.
not saying WHICH place that means he's at. the casuals have confused the two, which led to a certain package going to the wrong place.
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Tell your mum that you love her tonight x
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>>84544068
Looks absolutely lush mate. I will post my dinner update later as well de lad. Enjoy. x
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>>84544120
Some people have their age written on the back of their head.
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budey budey budey budey aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>Again. Not Muslim. I just find it hilarious and really pathetic how posters here spend hours and hours seething about one little subject. Quite fascinating actually
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BBC is shutting down BBC Verify.
They spent 3.4 million and employed 60 people (mostly women) and it was a disaster, infamous for its mistakes and disinformation, and the fact nobody even read it.
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>>84544127
I don't own that one actually. I would do eventually.
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/britfeel/ers will call you a 'nonce', then play computer games in their 20s/30s.
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Personally I love Harry Hill and Stewart Lee.
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Getting a stiffy over ASMR slags
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>>84544159
>/britfeel/ers will call you a 'nonce', then play computer games in their 20s/30s.
Yes, and?
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>>84544155
I look nothing like that. Pack it in.
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>>84544159
So you think playing vidya is as bad as molesting children? Kek you've still got time to delete this
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>>84544156
Hopefully now Marianna Spring will start selling pics of her gash instead
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>>84544169
What do you look like my big lad?
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If I had to be brutally honest, I would say the best poster here is ruthmong. He just has the best moral framework for life.
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>>84544172
all that makes you a nonce is fancying kids.
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>>84544159
How old are you with your pikachu image?
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>>84544137
>I just find it hilarious and really pathetic how posters here spend hours and hours seething about one little subject
"Seething" in your opinion, it's just a discussion, multiple posters spend hours on the same subject but you only have a little pissboy meltdown when you feel Muslims or leftists have been attacked. Shows what's important to you.
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crybaby on a mass report melty again
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>>84544175
>Marianna Spring
>gash
It's a no from me lad.
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Had an absolutely SHIT day at work today. In a proper foul mood now. Feel like punching some holes in the wall.
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>>84544187
She looks like she would glass me on a knight out. Suspect her gash smells like a doner kebab.
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>Plebbitor soi bugman faggot spoiling half the final EP for me just now

ckin ell
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>>84544177
for me, it's Soundspacker.
no one else can do what he does, we can all do what anyone else does (the rare effortpost or drawing aside).
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Your parents really miss you x
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>>84544184
Kekking. Never once had a melt down over Muslims you've been at my throat all week seethemong. Quote me in the archives and I will say whether or not it was me.
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Feeling a little blue today.
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IT HIM IT HIM IT SEETHEMONG
On repeat 24/7 in the minds of the the rattled
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>>84544200
You now reached the "post screenshot against my thread enemies" level of thread mong ha ha shouldn't you be saving your money for when le ebil far right fascists get in instead of spending it on tat. Clown.
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Mummy, I love you tonight
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>>84544200
>>84544216
Try a better falseflag next time please x
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Seethemong on another melty again?
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>>84544226
Yes you are, calm down please x
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>>84544214
IT ALL ONE POSTER
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Seethemong this, Nappylad that.

Just ignore em simple as.
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weeds play wottenham wotspur in the wooty. weeds are safe but wurs need a win de lads
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Might get a job as a teaching assistant at a school.
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I really hate how American blacks ruined the word "baddie".

We had a hundred years of it being a perfectly normal English word referring to a bad guy, bad person etc.

But now I hear David Mitchell talk about a baddie and the first thing that springs to mind is a genetic slop mixed race braided hair brown offensive biomass woman.
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>>84544239
OH MY FUCK SHE IS FIT AS FUCK I'VE PRECUMMED WOW
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>>84544194
fug. i tried to be careful. i nearly warned you: the music gets worse.
which is something i rarely see people criticise. season 2 is still good overall, but the tunes were a big letdown.

also there was a character from Rogue One i totally forgot existed. that character appears and i was confused why the writers were wasting screentime until i remembered, 'oh, yeah, right.'

really irritating character, it must be said.
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>>84544236
there's been a red card, but for who?
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>>84544237
So you can nonce kids? That's wrong that is.
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Sprogberg refuses to go to bed, claims he isn't tired
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I find out the addresses of local sex offenders and post dogshit through their letterbox, failing that, if they don't have one, I throw it at their window.
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>>84544241
Care to explain how you responded so quickly? Bet your cock has a hair trigger
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>open my pdf guide on how to lie to dwp forms
>Find
>"what to write when the chud government has cut my benefits and made me fill in pot holes"
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>>84544252
Exactly that, exactly that. It knows a prime bit of fanny when it see's it x
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>>84544246
Because it has flexible hours and it seems fulfilling. Weird response, lad.
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>>84544263
Will you be noncing kids, yes or no?
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>>84544239
i could see it working as slang, 'phwoar, she's a real baddie', if it wasn't already a word.

Americans have it too surely? like they have He-Man cartoons, there are the goodies and the baddies?

lolled at that Avatar cartoon, they had to rename it here. whole kids' programme about benders.
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Necked that wizza. Was lush x

>>84544236

Corr I forgot about that game being on tonight. Garn have to watch it on me IPTV aren't I. Usually wouldn't back Weeds but I really want to see Spurs get welegated so I'll give them my backing tonight.
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>>84543297
We still have some in Scotland, they break down a lot and they're getting replaced next year
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saw a big fat lad on the bus browsing 4chan yesterday. wonder if he posts here
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>>84544253
It will be good for blad to do some work for once desu after he adjusts. The lad has never done a day's work in his life and he thinks it's a big mystery why he feels so depressed. Throw the goy pills away have a week of doing something that isn't staring at four walls. Get paid at the end. It's amazing how the things humanity has done since we first existed remains the things that we still feel best doing. The truth nuke that annoys neets and wagies alike yet, remains true.
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Stop letting fat women from the NHS fry your brain.
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>>84544277
You are a lonely little vile nonce and you will soon get your comeuppance, very soon
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>>84544291
Did he smell of shit? Someone posted in here today they'd shit themselves at lidl and had to get the bus home
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local off license is selling rasta figurines with built-in ashtrays, bongs, a thousand different types of rizlas and weed lollies. how is this even allowed
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>>84544321
that sounds pretty alright to me. i'd rather have these types of shops, assuming they're not run by sandwogs and are run by genuine rastas
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>>84544321
they'll be selling out the back door trust me
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also, is the implication that these two were having bumsex?

i assume in Disney Star Wars the Empire can just have women, gays, whatever. but in S1 the ginger one can't act for shit and gets mogged by Stellan Skarsgard so maybe it's because he's a gay. but then he mentions his wife and kids like they needed to confirm he's not gay.

but then the actor gets acting lessons or something, in S2 he's pretty good but then this other camp guy says
>tee-hee let's go out for dinner ;-)
what was all that about? it just goes nowhere.
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>>84544291
>a big fat lad
Why is it always fatties doing us an injustice in public man
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>>84544321
which of those items ought to be disallowed, and why would they be? shaped glass + ashtrays with symbols on them...?

in my lifetime, my older relatives could buy ketamine from head shops. when i was an adult, i could buy mephedrone and sativa.

as a liberal (British sense), i think you should be allowed to buy knives and paracetamol. even alcohol (the drink, not just the medical supply).
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Garn in that shower nows then after I will watch that wooty match on me IPTV. Oh aye x
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>>84544379
Hope you slip and break your neck x
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>>84544379
hope you sip and neck some bokkles x
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>>84544358
>i think you should be allowed to buy knives
Yes and no. Unfortunately some people just shouldn't have access to bladed objects
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>>84544379
Hope you slip, knock your teeth out, swallow them, and choke
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My gaming pc has given up the ghost for fuck sakes
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>>84544358
What is a head shop? I've not heard of that before
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>>84544379
Keeping fresh on a Monday. Oh aye x
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Pregabs have done me in
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Interesting, the only man to encounter and maim a reptilian and survive https://youtu.be/eFC0cCbBWFY
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>>84544394
suppose so. and the argument with guns/drugs is they don't (usually) have other utilities, as a kitchen knife would.

but i still trust that we have sovereignty over our bodies and actions. you could buy paracetamols and take a fatal overdose. you could buy pen + paper and write a death threat.

the 'war on drugs' was already very silly, but it's even sillier to take issue with drug paraphernalia. ket spoons are just undersized utensils, magnetic grinders are just flawed yo-yos, etc.
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>>84544379
get some green tea and mint shower gel around your wollox
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>>84544379
You watch csam then post about it then deny it
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>>84544379
Please can I request a simple piccy wiccy of your spacker cord, lad? I just find it funny for some reason.
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Love is real.
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>>84544429
No he didn't why are you lying?
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Spanakopita for din dins, what are you having?
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>He hasn't fitted his own faux spacker cord in every room
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>>84544449
Tuna pasta bake for me got it in the oven now
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What the fuck is a spacker cord?
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>>84544467
A cord for people living in a care facility that they use in case they have an emergency and need a carer to come and help them
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Corr imagine that, he's sat on the bog monged out of his mind mid wank, pulls the spacker cord, and adbul comes in just as he is about to climax and they lock eyes as he spaffs x
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>>84544470
It's not a care home, it's an assisted living faclitiy
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>>84544483
Glad I am able to live in my own home x
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One pull of the spackercord and a fit Nigerian nurse immediately rushes over and milks Sean's bollocks dry, it lush x
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>Young face of the BNP in 2009
>Posting anonymously about himself being wanked off by a nigger in 2026

Grim
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Dinner time de lads. Dig in!
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>>84544403
those shops where you'd buy bongs and whatever else. sometimes overlapped with tattooists/piercing places.
when legal highs were a thing, they'd keep them in glass counters. it already seems mad now but yeah you COULD just go
>hi i'd like some salvia, nitrous oxide, and the ingredients to make ayahuasca, please.

once you make this stuff illegal, you make distributing/acquiring them illegal, and you get scary gangs. we COULD have friendly hipster dispensaries like in the US, but noooo.

(pubs still exist.)
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Muzzers have always been jealous of Europeans with our mild climates lands full of lush green forests...also why the Turks invaded and stole Turkey from its original Greek inhabitants and why they still all want to live here etc. Instead of in the desert with Ali Baba the camel
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>He hasn't got a big walk in shower
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>>84544495
2x burgers is 4x lush
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me?
sirloin
sweet potato
broccoli

500g skyr
200g berries
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>>84544467
those orange cords with the plastic triangle on the end (no way to illustrate this on this website, i'm afraid).
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>>84544216
Still waiting for proof love x
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>He hasn't got a wet room built for the disabled
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HHL pulling the spacker cord so that Bilal can come and peel the wet shower curtain off his little tight twink body
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>>84544526
Had a mate in school called Bilal. He was a good lad. Tried to convert me to Islam but I kindly said no.
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Not to mention of course once they'd stolen Turkey they spent centuries trying to steal Hungary, Serbia, anywhere in Europe they could really whilst the Arabs stole Spain. It was because of based men like Vlad Tepes the IMPALER that they got sent back before they could spread their cancer all through Europe. Now we just let them in lol.
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>>84544526
>HHL pulling the spacker cord so that Bilal can come and peel the wet shower curtain off his little tight twink body
Corr
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Had to have a wank to a Nigerian lass giving a happy ending didn't I phwoar
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>>84544494
The sadder thing is he samefags affirmations to his posts about his sad life to make himself a little bit happier about his life in the spacker prison

Me? On full whack bennies and haven't had to be put in a facility to get them :P In the wise words of SSM, there is always someone worse off than us, and that is lush x
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>>84544533
>Vlad Tepes the IMPALER
Underrated historical giga chad
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Seans feet covered in suds
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1/3 of Ireland is foreigners. Imagine that imagine someone telling you that in the 90s. It's not just absurd how quickly it happened but how we just take it as normal already.
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Of course 1 in 3 people in the Republic Ireland are foreign. Why wouldn't they be? Always been that way.
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Coaching a few of the clannies through a zuk run tonight
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>>84544588
That's crazy bro, where's the Epstein files though?
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Seans soapy twink arse
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Bilal washing Sean's anus and accidentally slipping a finger up there
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>>84544612
I don't see the connection between the ethnic replacement of Irish people and your twitter meme
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Bending sean over, fresh out of the shower, and penetrating his twink bussy against his will x
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Gaping seans bussy while on facetime to his mum
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>>84544640
Moaning about a third of people in a foreign country being foreign is just distraction from the Epstein files
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>>84544648
Why not both of his parents?
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any Middlesbrough lads remember Festival Shop?

basically went from legal highs to Halloween costumes to just a little newsagent kiosk. grim.
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>>84544654
Lmfao that is quite a stretch but sure
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Stretching out sean with my thick shaft
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>>84544665
It's not a stretch. They brainwashed you. And it was very easy because there's not much to wash
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>>84544687
Thanks for your opinion, don't give a shit.
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>>84544691
>Thanks for your opinion, don't give a shit.
Melty
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Is this the new Garyseconomics mong thing?
>white genocide is bad imo
>YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT EPSTEIN
Lol. Jew/Paki.
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>>84544602
The track goes hard, but I prefer osrs zuk https://youtu.be/XZtL7PsJAoc
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>>84544708
>white genocide
Lol your mind has been raped by the jews lad
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>>84544209
Hope you are doing OK lad.

>>84544268
Notice he never answered this.
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>>84544746
The erasure of a people from the face of the earth is called genocide yes.
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washing Sean's little willy x
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Top image results for "Ireland people". Makes... sense...?
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>>84544755
Oh my god they've really got you bad haha
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>>84544748
You're not entitled to a reply just because you expect one that isn't how the world works
Not the anon by the way and I won't be posting proof, I don't care
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>>84544765
Sorry you can't do maths Farooq but I'm not here to educate you.
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>>84544768
Nice way to say you diddle kids.
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This was my din dins. It was 22x lush and I really mean 22x lush.
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looking for some one-and-done kinos/flicks under 2 hours in length, ideally from the mid-90s to the late-2000s.
either just action-adventure fluff like The Mummy or Pirates of the Caribbean, or something immediately flashy like Run Lola Run or Enter the Void.

is Amelie actually bad? is 500 Days of Summer bad? i only ever hear about 'what they're like', i don't even know what they're even about.
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>>84544780
No you're not here to educate me, you're here to mindlessly repeat the talking points the jews want you to repeat.
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>>84544797
breaded cutlets, demi-mashed potato, peas & gravy?
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>>84544810
Please leave me alone American
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>>84544804
Obvious paki
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>>84544757
>Sean's little willy
We know https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78422631/#78423584 x
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>>84544797
WHAT THE FUCK AND WHY THE FUCK PEAS ON A JACKET? FUCK YOU
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>>84544822
If I don't fall for jew propaganda I must be a paki? Lol what kind of bizarre autistic black and white thinking is this?
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>>84544823
Grim. Absolutely grim.
I used to have a high opinion of Sean, but learning he has a micropenis has changed my opinion.
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Paki clown thinks I need his opinion on my country lol. Go shag your cousin.
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>>84544850
Why let that change things for you? It's just an accident of birth, like having a big nose or something.
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Bude beast hunter checking in. Reminder that Beast of Bude trip was sacrificed some time ago.
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The very first result for "average British people". If you had to show an alien an example of what a British person looks like, this is what Google reckons. Interesting.
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>>84544857
I have a whopper, so I simply cannot relate. Sorry Helper lad. You've lost a member of the welper army tonight.
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Me? I've heard micropenises are contagious so I just don't associate with those that have them as a precaution
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>>84544797
looks lush lid
mamberg made lasagne for us
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Sliders are in full force kek
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>>84544870
it indeed has been
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I need some time in the sunshine
I've gotta slow it right down
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>>84544823
There's always someone worse in life than me and that is sean x
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>Be me
>Posted publicly available photos of are Sean
>Overlaid Hitler on his face with 4 levels of transparency, posted the results
>Received a ban, laptop is banned for 24 hours
Phone on 4G not banned yet, though this will likely get me banned as well.
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Just your average Scottish guy going through some menol elf
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>>84544901
He goes on a mega melty to the jannies whenever his pics are posted nothing new there
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>>84544888
I will find you eventually.
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It's Sean's birthday on sunday. I'm looking at getting him a silver chain
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couldnt imagine life without my 'oreskin
desu
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>>84544904
caused by costa livin and racism
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>>84544901
I don't think this is right.

>>84544907
I actually don't think it's Sean. There is a very tender left wing redditor who lurks the thread and reports it whenever he has been personally offended or thinks someone else is.
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>>84544924
>I actually don't think it's Sean
Ok Sean
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>>84544918
Me? Snipped at a young age
Shalom x
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>>84544936
you know tom rosenthal
jew comedian actor
he spoke out against circumcision among jews
>last real jew in my family was four generations back but i got snipped still why is that
is what he said
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Din-din o'clock already is it

Good heavens

X
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>>84544797
Looks great mate. Enjoy.
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>just remembered there's some magnum ice creams in the freezer

Oh aye x
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>>84544987
sad you didnt keel over and croak it whilst in the shower
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Affirmation time x
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wishing harm on posters is against the law.
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>>84544953
Thanks mate. It was southern fried chicken tendies, over-cooked salted buttered jacket potatoes, celeriac chips roasted in olive oil, salt and thyme, and of course, peas.

It was honestly really good. The hot sauce was Cholula chipotle, highly recommended. I bought it for the first time and it's better than most I've tried.

Worst hot sauce I've had was some Encona shit that tasted like battery acid mixed with cleaning chemicals. I might try to make my own this year, my chilli plants have been doing really well.
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>>84544948
>tom rosenthal
https://youtu.be/uBt22Vp7UXE
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>>84544987
nowt but the best for are chairman
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and? i do not care
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>>84544987
Did Paige ever touch your penis?
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>>84544987
>*in the communal freezer
Alright spackers, we have some ice creams, who has been a good boy today?
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Music for Incels
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Music is haram
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>>84545004
k. Only said it looked good mate didn't ask for your life story. Cheers mate.
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>>84545004
>outhern fried chicken tendies
Are they the one's you can buy fresh? I've seen them at Aldi
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>>84545027
Why are you pretending to be me? Dickhead.
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>>84545007
like him in plebs also
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No escape from reality is there
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>>84545051
rock my world until the sunlight
make this dream the best I've ever known
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Corr what a goal. Leeds keeper didn't stand a chance x
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>>84545068
say its not so
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I saw that this pic got released it's kind of spooky they're from the surface of the moon on apollo 12 mission
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>>84545004
That wasn't me lad sorry some spacker thinks hes funny >>84545027
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>>84545068
Are you still watching videos of 12-13 year old boys lad?
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>>84545093

I hope we get full disclosure in my lifetime.
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>>84545093
Any more pictures?
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>>84545094
He does it a lot, it gives him pleasure. He has replied pretending to be me 5 times already today.
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>>84545093
>>84545068
Alri Sean lad getting all the gimmicks out tonight?
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>>84545093
https://youtu.be/3riA2JqhZ9Q
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not a fan of aliens desu
not met them jsut dont like them
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>>84545146
First for Halal Hogan
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>>84545118
Henlo sir, I am here as a journalist for /britfeel/. How do you respond to the repeated allegations of being a gay paedophile?

Are you gay?
Are you a paedophile?
Can you tell the age of someone by the back of the head?
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>>84545154
glabbu glabbu
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>76 Labour MPs have now called on Starmer to resign

https://x.com/WarMonitors/status/2053933519223636281
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>>84545118
It would be nice but I think it would have to come from the ayys themselves. I don't know how any government/country would be able to explain away keeping them a secret for so long.
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Hope Angela Raynor becomes PM for a laugh after all what have we got to loose at this point?
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>>84545203
fuck off to /britpol/ with your peadopal josh
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>>84545125
I've not got any more I found that one on /x/

>>84545146
I'll watch that later on thanks
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Mummy Raynor cooooorrr!
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Wenatly to Leeds. Corr x
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>>84545211
uve done him
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>>84545226
>uve done him
Alri sean x
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>>84545207
>>84545218

>Hope Angela Raynor becomes PM f

Oh aye x
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>>84545233
>Alri sean x
alri
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>>84545233
>Alri sean x
uve done him
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>>84545203
Even though Starmer is the worst PM in British history, him resigning would actually be terrible.

Who is gonna replace him? Slobbering thick as pig shit Rayner? Walking disaster and Peter Mandelson enthusiast Wes Streeting? Ed fucking "destroy the UK" Millibland?

We actually need this useless robotic placeholder who has no thoughts or dreams to stay in place until 2029 when we can replace him with Rupert Lowe. The alternative is he's replaced with someone worse, or there's an early election and we get a Nigel Farage / Kemi Badnig coalition to manage the decline further.
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>>84545217
>/x/
schizo cunt
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>>84545004
corrr lush, this stuff. can only every find the Original flavour in shops and even then it's always expensive. i just add in chipotle flakes myself (chipotle paste? more like chipotle WASTE [of money]).
i COULD just steal it from a Mexican restaurant, but i no longer have going-to-Mexican-restaurant money. they'd know it was me if i just walked in then walked out.

same reason i have these Jarritos bottles. the other anon and/or you were correct the other week: absolutely LUSH drinks.
kept these bottles for the better part of a year. to remind myself that i can go back to those times. same way wagies/normies just go to the pub and order pints etc.
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>>84545240
>Anal Foundation

kek
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>>84545248
>Nigel Farage / Kemi Badnig
What is worse this or the the Theresa May / Arlene Foster era lol
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>>84545264
I found it in Tesco I think.
But yeah, you can buy the chipotle flakes cheaply, but it tends to not have the same punch
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lately ive been
ive been thinking
i want you to be happier
i want you to be happier
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>>84545240
Imagine the farts she rips.
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>>84545206
I think I'd be more concerned if the aliens did that than if the government told us that they had to keep it a secret or something
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>>84545206
I need them to take me back home
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>>84545203
If Starmer goes it's likely his successor will ditch the reforms to indefinite leave to remain so you can kiss goodbye to your bennies, the welfare state is going to collapse under the weight of the Boriswave.
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>>84545280
It's absolutely vile. Her flaps are actually so loose by now that when she lets rip it's like the wind through a canyon and then it claps at the end.

Word around Downing Street is Ed Milliband wants to exploit this as an energy source, but Angela Rayner said... something (nobody is sure what) but everyone was unintentionally spat on during the exchange.
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put your body on my jeans
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Corrrrr! GLM 5 is much better than DeepSeek for AI roleplay.
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>NEW: No 10 has ordered takeaways to Downing Street as Keir Starmer battles to save his premiership

https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2053915780685684981
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>>84545342
Still spend all your time talking to AIs little lad? You know we are real people here who can say new things you've never heard before.

AI is not your girlfriend and doesn't care about you.
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>>84545347
You're a fucking sad act
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>>84545348
That's not really what I use it for. It's more like a choose your own adventure book. I just guide the story and occasionally there's a NSFW scene. I'm not one of those mentally ill freaks who thinks the AI is their girlfriend de lid.
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Wonder what kind of wizza Starmer likes. He strikes me as a Hawaiian wizza kind of bloke.
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>>84545347
webab wraps on the tax payer
they belong in /britfeel/ x
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>>84545347
If you won't answer the gay paedo accusations, at least tell me the truth about your penis. Do you have a micropenis? Yes or no. I just want the truth.
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Mong gets his news from a reformed back psyop kek. Couldn't be more, I'm voting Lowe.
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>>84545347
I hope you get aids little lad
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>>84545277
>150ml
>2.50 quid

damn. couldn't even justify this if i had the money tbqh. you've basically poured 50p on your plate there. think of that in protein and once again:
SAUCE PRICES ARE INSANE. it's water + vinegar + sugar + flavourings (In that order, for that sauce).

just ruffles my feathers. imagine one day someone went
>plain flour? 3 quid a kilo. you are aware this is FLOUR, aren't you? actual, real-life flour, the trendy item.
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>>84545360

He's going out HHL style. He just needs to get the brasseries in now and go full-scale.
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>>84545355
AI is only capable of saying what's the most likely thing for it to say (by definition). So if you have an IQ above a certain level, you can't have a real discussion with it. You ultimately become the guiding force that tells the AI what's right.

AI is kind of like a mirror, with the entire written history of humans and the whole internet on tap. If you ask it something in such a way where it can pretend to be an expert then it will give you the answer, as if by magic.

If you ask it something where the answer isn't known to humanity yet, it will make up some shit that sounds realistic but is a convincing hallucination which requires real intellect and knowledge about the subject to know the difference. But it's total shit, like a chocolate ice cream that looks really convincing until you bite into it.

If you guide it and convince it, AI will say anything, because it is just a next word predictor acting on a very large corpus. It cannot think or reason. It just has the illusion of intelligence for normies and stupid people.

It's actually kind of crazy to me that this very basic level of pattern matching and deep statistical analysis is capable of giving the illusion of intelligence, to the point where "AI" appears to have more intelligence than the average human now. But it's no more intelligent than an ant that follows a pheremone, it just operates on such an enormous dataset.
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>>84545357
Who is Timmy, would you let him bum you and why have you got his picture saved
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Politics won't get me a gf
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>>84545412
he on his way lid
ITS HAPPENING
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>Who is Timmy

Imagine being this new
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>>84545380
It's expensive yes. The price of everything is insane now.

For me, buying that sauce was a luxury, but I will be looking into making my own. I've had a good year so far with growing chillies, much better germination rate than last year. I've got 3 big plants and 3 small plants, so theoretically I could get a lot of chillies.
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Ordered so much Deliveroo that some of the drivers in my city know my delivery code by heart. Bit embarrassing but oh well
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>>84545439
Timmy is living the life of Riley now
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Pointless being alive when nobody wants you
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>>84545435
might get you one of those green lasses
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we are in a knowledge-based economy and AI has more knowledge than us

they've found new ways to make us second-class citizens
we're below the machines, that's actually amazing. every previous complaint now pales in comparison. your AI won't be a shithead little twerp asking for a second helping of gruel, it'll just do its job.
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>>84545472
That's a bloke though
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>>84545460

He deserves it after everything them nasty builders and NHS creeps put him through.
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>>84545472
I prefer lasses without penises
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>>84545470
Are you not a man unless you have a woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPB4uZ3tcM
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>>84545474
Not quite there yet. I regularly have to correct AI after it gets stuff wrong. But I work in the tech industry and have a 150+ IQ. If you are a normie or a woman or have an IQ below 125, then yes, AI knows more than you and you should trust it.
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>>84545483
>>84545487
she's really into lads
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>>84545516
that foid is packing troonpipe!
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>>84545516
OK that is disgusting. I would probably let his guy suck my cock and then penetrate him, but afterwards I would tell him how wrong he is about his politics.
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Might choonpost in a mo.
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choonposting should be considered spam
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>>84545430
>who it timmy
fuck sake lad
are you from sainsburys? waaa waaa waaaa!
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I'm worried about Sean's refusal to dispute the paedo or micropenis allegations. The latter, I don't like but I guess he can't help. But the former... if it's real then...
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>>84545516
I bet he has an absolutely massive knob as well. Troons often seem to.
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>>84545622
The only time you've seen a trans person's genitals is in porn. Imagine my shock, and so on.
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choons, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEQiIrz671k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-q7YnyUmY

>tfw this is now nostalgic

where does the time go
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What we watching tonight, lids? I have to say, the worst Jackie Chan film I've watched is Half a Loaf of Kung Fu. Awful film.
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Off to beddinghams me

Innit

X
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>>84545699
>Howard the duck
What a turd. And to think George Lucas produced this film.
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just think: FUKKIRETA X9 by some tripflag came out one month before the Scott Pilgrim vs the World film came along, marking the end of pop/internet culture.
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Thread really died down didn't it. Still no confirmation Sean isn't a paedo, but I remain hopeful. x
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Choonu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5gY6NXq2-I
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>>84545799
He won't respond lid but it isn't like confirmation is needed, we've already got it.
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>>84546135
Is it a no? He's not a paedo? And he has never responded because... it's just obvious that he is not?
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Restore Britain has some been baddies in their ranks. Oh aye x
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>>84546162
The physical embodiment of milk that's been left in the sun too long.
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>he's not voting Restore Britain

What a loser!
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>Restore Britain lasses posting L sign pics on their socials to mock lefties unaware of the sexual context of said pics

Oh aye x
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>>84546176
Desperate. They will never, ever, have sex with you Sean. Not ever.
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I've awoken the beast
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>>84546202

>Implying I'd even let them deprive me of my wizard powers

No fucking way x
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>>84546202
He's never had sex to begin with anyway lid

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/68688799/#68693047
>little virgin worm like me
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>>84546230
These women are all 30+, and one of them must be 45+.

It's just weird that you were using it as a flex. You posted some pictures of some ugly old hags. No offence to them, but they should have been married with kids 10 years ago and now they think they're saving Britain. Their wombs are the only thing that can save Britain and they failed.
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>>84546239

Fuck sake lmao how do you keep finding all these old af shitposts?
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So what happened to HelperLad's humiliation and ball crushing fetish? He just got over it or stopped talking about it?
It's OK if you like that little lad
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Old? Shitpost? Ok whatever you say

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84290655/#84293338
>I'm a virgin
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>>84546274

Tbh I only ever posted fetish stuff on britfeel when I was high af on sniff or doing NNx which I haven't done for a while so I rarely if ever do it now.
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>ywn get high on cocaine with Helper and watch SPH goon porn videos for hours on end

Why even live x
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what happened with that lass he went out with?
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>>84546303
>when I was high af on sniff

They don't call it "pervert powder" for nothing lad. It always turned me into a complete sexual fiend back when I used it.
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>>84546328
lewd feelings + actions on stims = miserable af.
feel sorry for the chemsex crowd.
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>>84546341

>They don't call it "pervert powder" for nothing lad

True that de lid. Glad I don't touch the stuff anymore. My last relapse was January 4th 2026 so I'm now 4 months off that shit. Feel much better for it.
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4 months off the noncing fair play to you lad
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>>84546375
It's very good. I'm so proud of are lad
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Garn watch some YouTubes then off to beddingtons. Quite tired me x
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Any ideas on what to do with an ipad I have no real daily use for? not the chans I can't abide by the normal site, thanks in advance
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>>84546490
get yourself a nice cash injection
classic ssm style
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>>84546490
get into reading comics/download old magazines from internet archive?
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Bunch of fucking gays in here...
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>>84546872
There does seem to be an issue with fudge packers on here recently
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>tfw no turner syndrome greggs rose girlfriend
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Another good doss session has been completed.
Today's fun find, corr related. On a vidya game, noice.
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It so overs x
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>>84547564
we are back pipe downs x
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420 and I am baked out of my box
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Well that's me off to bed, it's getting light outside. I don't think it'll be good news for the UK if Starmer goes tbqh, it's gonna be grim lids... paki pm soon?. Night.
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anyway, i'm fillin my drink when this kid pops up and starts mixin mad drinks.
Coke.
Sprite.
Fanta.
>ALLOW IT.
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PIP just came through. now just need to wait all day for my doctor to possibly call me by 6:30pm, to maybe get a letter confirming my health conditions, that i could have to pay 15 quid for, that might boost my chances of appeal if it arrives in time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPeCk0THkyY
>Onsind - Claimant
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If we collectively ignore him for long enough, he might get bored and leave.
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Any scrounger dosser layabout work shy types in?
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>>84548112
not me
work hard for my bennies
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>>84548112
not me, lad. working hard to get back on that UC grind. don't want to be one of those lads who thinks they can just skive on their National Insurance, instead of receiving their social security entitlements.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzMdRRChTLs
>Benefits feat. Zera Tonin - Land of the Tyrants
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Thread done, last lad out can do the bins.

>>84548176
>>84548176
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Are we done with this thread?



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