Haute Cuisine Edition
NEW DAY AND IT GONNA BE LUSH HAPPY WEDNESDAY DE LATS HAPPY WEDNESDAY DE LATS
We love our beige pastry food
>>84554439State of that so called Yorkshire pudding
Blue his houseWith a blue little windowAnd a blue CorvetteAnd everything is blue for him https://youtu.be/4iwHb189X84
>>84554467it looks they didnt pre heat the oil
>>84554439are those carrots in that ploughmans
thanks lad. couldn't stay in seethemode at Twilight. not when it has one of the greatest film soundtracks since The Matrix Reloaded:https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mc3Z5wUlXG44kUN37yD_vvio3vsrKunXo
Mongs play acting in the other thread kek
Piers Morgan is an anagram for PrisonerOrganiser GroanersMoanersGrampiesGarrisonSparringAgoniesAngrier
>>84554472It looks like slop made by a slop machine called Slopmaker
I've made a song for the beast of bude, here's how it goes THE BEAST OF BUDE IS BACK THE BEAST OF BUDE IS BACK HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR WIFE THE BEAST IF BUDE IS BACK
>>84554472is that why it has the bowl shape, rather than the muffin shape?mine puff up, but tbqh i wouldn't mind having a nice bowl to put my gravy + mince + tatties in.
>>84554483Apologies, I will not be engaging with trolls again.
>>84554490My search continues Thursday.
>>84554490What tune is it to though?
>>84554439Couldn't even find a non AI image for common feckin food.
IT'S CALLED 'COMFORT FOOD'IT'S LIKE A 'GUILTY PLEASURE'YOU FAGS WILL ARGUE ABOUT ANYTHING
>>84554498You leave the beast alone, he's done nothing wrong
>>84554502Over to you x#empowerment
Budey only takes pictures of single mums specifically milfs I don't get what the problem is?
>>84554505Fair. I will retire the gimmick henceforth.
>>84554522There was a whole nonce angle that blew up and I fuelled it.>t. am former Beast of Bude as well as Beast Hunter
>>84554492well actually I have zero clueIm american but I literally have no idea how people have any trouble with yorkshire puddings, Its literally the easiest recipe, you need zero baking knowledgeyou literally just mix equal parts eggs, AP flour, and 2%milk or half and half by Volume and you let it sit in the fridge over night and you pre heat the pan with oil first and just pour them in
I am shook
Trip reveal in next post.
It'll be another easy one the last one was nonce
we all reaching for that cheese in life x
So Beast of Bude trip was sacrificed some time ago and imitators have been seen in the wilds of britfeel. That trip was/>#nonceStands to reason I would fuel a gimmick and Beast Hunter was briefly a thing. I am hereby sacrificing the trip for Beast Hunter:>#ex23My thing is MILFs in shops without the kids around. The family shop. The dad at work, the mum doing the shopping. The invisible post-30 mums. The blandest vanilla kink on britfeel.Done. Now you know. Cheers.
>>84554558Correct. Lazy innit.
>>84554596I'll miss you budey
now we can all be Bude and cause a ruckus
>>84554596Your thing is candid creep shots of little babies getting breastfed.
>>84554607Been a pleasure x
He was the beast and the beast hunter. Many such cases
>>84554624It's what keeps the feel street clock ticking
Very clearly parked far away for privacy. Imagine she knew there was a BEAST stalking her taking photos of her baby.
>>84554624they don't deserve punishmentthey deserve GUNishment!
>>84554635Why is he watching young children and following young children in his car?
It was all a carefully constructed ruse to fool the mugs and fuel the mongs
>>84554624Budey and the Beast x
i fool young children and fuel cars. they call me The Petrol Prankster.
>>84554596mini melty will ensue you mark my words xo
fourth Red Bull down the hatch.apologies in advance if i act like a twat (more than usual, that is.)
>>84554706from who tho
>>84554692outstanding and i witnessed it live
>>84554635That is a very blurry picture lid do you have one of better quality?
>>84554709the mugs what fell for it?
I dunno I regret saying it now and I am tired x
>>84554718full video from the scene.
>>84554490This is also Budey before his reveal
>>84554731CUT OPEN YOUR PREGABALINSSNORT THE INSIDES
Not exactly a massive car park by the looks
>>84554692Amazing, well done that lad
DOWDY
>>84554736I need a video of that MILF's norks
Certain man just need sparking and it isn't even a debate
>>84554736This was Hunter day not Beast day
>>84554759Alri thar Wordlelad
Light entertainment at its very lightest
IT'S THE HARRY HILL SHOW!!!
I mean the weather is completely different for one thing
cool procedure there, NHS. just cancel my repeat prescription a fortnight ago, without notifying me or anything.i mean, it's possible i'm dead, but then i just wouldn't collect my prescriptions, would i?any lads been in a situation like this? can you just request Ritalin again from your GP?
I never realised how comical dwarfs look. Warwick is so tiny lmaohttps://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/2054282355708207200
Ate sommet just now meX
>>84554439Luv sosich roll me i do X
didn't get today's Wordle ;__;made the classic doubling-letters mistake, didn't i? but what the fuck is DOWDY
I never asked to be born did I?
>>84554846Think it means boring/plain.
Fudge packer Boy George chaining rent boys to radiators
There's no way to be happy as an omega male
>EXTERMINUTE!>Jan 12 2005>Dr Who return hit by shortage of dwarf actors>FILMING of the new Doctor Who series has been hit by a shortage of midget actors.>Bosses wanted them to play tiny blue aliens - but most have been snapped up for the new Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie and to play Gringotts Bank staff in the new Harry Potter film.>Dr Who executive producer Russell T Davies said: "It's very difficult to employ persons of restricted growth when, as our producer Phil Collinson says, `Bloody Gringotts and the Chocolate Factory are filming at the same time'."
gonna start saying bloody gringotts when i see some jewish mischief
Oompa loompa doompety daIf you are Chad then you will go farYou will live in happiness tooLike the Oompa Loompa doompety doDoompety do
>>84554964Mental that the Jews at Warner Brothers allowed that one to slip through the net
>>84554925This has me busting out laughing. Reminds me of Life's Too Short. Fair play to Warwick for taking the piss out of himself on that. Love the scene where he's climbing the bookcase.
>>84554975Ive noticed pretty much every successful film/series made by goyim has some analogy for jews, see the ferengi from star trek and watto from star wars, idk if a non jew wrote the prequels though
am i allowed to point out that the star on the Gringotts floor is the original six-pointed Commonwealth Star in Australia House, London?or will seethers get mad that i know something? ;__;
>>84555029All the 'seethers' as you call them will be in bed mate, give it a rest please
>>84554988>Fair play to Warwick for taking the piss out of himself on that. dwarf actors are based for this. Warwick Davies and Peter Dinklage are pretentious in other ways, but dwarf actors know what they are. it's like anti-political-correctness, the same way a disabled person just knows they are disabled.luv the Hobbit stunt doubles in The Lord of the Rings. bit of a language barrier, but you can tell in the documentaries they're all having a laugh.
>>84555039you're right anon, i'm being overcautious.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3moB_MEk40kdid you guys know that the star on the Gringotts floor is the original six-pointed Commonwealth Star in Australia House, London?
Mixtape is for trannies and fudge packers
Wish I was no longer alive
cant sleep god i hate being sober>>84555251same
>>84555268I've been sleeping horrendously at the moment. About 3 hours each night if I'm lucky. Can never get comfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7DkXNMcm_8it' a one of these, I'm afraid,.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRdPoO-5s38
Page six? buh bye lids
electric blanket is still damp.no problem there though, is there? i'll just plug it in and turn it to max settings x
Brits love electric blankets
might eat some beige food for breakfast
>>84556299I had a chicken and sweetcorn sandwich, sick to death of cornflakes and porridge right now.
Good rice pudding this wasX
>>84556318why are brits so in love with cornwhats next scrambled eggs and corn
>>84556356Isn't corn an american thing though they put corn syrup in everything
chika loves it when you gently pull on this sphincter
Why won't Keir Starmer resign?
>>845565881.Pride, ego and arrogance. 2. Or talks are in the process to replace him with burnham they are just delaying it because they have to do a by election in a safe seat to parachute him in to become leader. My bet is on option 1 though.
Off to beddingbury-on-dreamington meX
>>84556602Weird time to go to bed imo
>>84556595Why won't you get a job?
Thinking about a fresh gimmick or leave this general 4 EVAH.
everything is different x
>>84556625Not happy with the current gimmicks?
third coffee garn down the hatch
Choking my chode
>>84556745Does your dick look like a peperami lad?
All I think about is HHL
>>84556825Have you ever been to Sunderland to try to meet him?
>>84556830that manlet getting rejected by those british roses is brutal
>>84556830c.c.caan.I..i..i h.hh.have a..a s.s.sshandy bass.. and s.s.s.ssome n.n.n.n.nn.nobbys nut..nuts p..p..p.please
latino gf when
Duolingo hassling me
>>84556835Ngl id suck on those massive jugs
>>84556926Which language are you learning?
>>84556979Finnish, 60 day streak so far and im actually starting to remember words, i have two finnish books,l one nursery school picture book tier and one with passages and translations on the same page.Are you learning and particular language atm?
>>84556990Why finnish?
>>84556990Me? French but it difficult
>>84556994If i had the money i'd move there, i don't require much in the way of entertainment and night life so wouldn't live in Helsinki i'd probably move to Oulu as it has a decent technology sector. I've had a look at housing over there and it's comparatively cheap to the UK, but i hear the jobs market is depressed which is kinda true everywhere though.
Isnt finnish insanely difficult?
I can't finnish on these SSRIs. I just can't cum ;_;
want to learn spanish to seduce latino women
>>84557032Duolingo doesn't get you to a decent standard very quickly, im just building my vocab for now and starting to get some idea of how they structure tenses. It's more for understanding what i hear than me speaking it. Also i'm extremely shy at speaking at all so that's going to be a real challenge not to speak it like a mong.
>>84557066Duolingo is designed for people with an IQ of about 70-80. It introduces about 1 new word per week and has you repeat the same things over and over for a month.It's good if you get into a habit of doing it daily, just to refresh your vocab, but it's a very slow way to learn. But compared to nothing, it does work. I would not sit down and try to learn a language properly, but I have no problem doing a few lessons every time I poo.
>>84556825Sad cunt arent you at half past 8, even if it was troll, half 8? Sad man ha
>>84557163That's not my experince with it at all. When did you last use it?
Just awoken from my slumber and I smell like shit
>>84557188I have used it every day for over 2000 days. You might be one of the people I'm talking about, but probably it is suitable for normies. I have a very high IQ and am a fast learner, so my experience of school was also spending ages going over really obvious things so the slowest learners could understand it.
>>84557198What happened? Was that Jalfrezi too much for you lad?
Corrrrrr! Special Vinegar Syndrome delivery coming today. Is it lush? Course it is!
>>84557203What do you do now? Genuinely interested
>>84557233>Vinegar SyndromeWhat're you getting delivered lad, anything interesting for us uninitiated?
>>84557203>I have a very high IQProof?
>>84557203>I have a very high IQ>I use an app for people i call retards daily.Something doesn't add up here...
>>84557280It actually does if you read everything I said. I know you aren't engaging seriously though
"High IQ" larp rumbled, lmao.
Polling station mongs don't understand filming in a public space is legal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEOw4Z0TWcE
I'm so clever, that's why I'm on britfeel on a wednesday morning desperately trying to get some engagement. If it doesn't work I'll start the usual seethe routine and start picking on other posters until I get some of my precious (you)bux. It's all I live for.
Mention IQ is such a fun way to generate endless brainlet seething. Keep it up lads haha
Everyone including myself are bottom of the barrel degenerates that is why we post here.
Starting a multi-hour wank session now
shippy has a 156 IQ which he uses to drive a van
All these clowns wasting time voting think it makes a difference haha.
> "Oh no, the minister in the Equalities Commission safeguarding Islamic women's poetry just resigned, guess we'll have to just soldier on.'"
>>84557325for minimum wage lol
>>84557325>high IQ person doesn't want to become a castrated office droneOkay? Does that make his IQ drop or something?
IQ is the final frontier for leftists. The ultimate refutation of their fundamentally anti-hierarchical worldview. A way to quantify intelligence. Even just describing what it is sends shivers of fear down their spines lol.
>>84557339What's your IQ then, big man?
>>84557339Also the fact it's clearly different between races and so well documented. It totally obliterates their entire world view.
Brits are generally low IQ thats why they like beige food so much
This thread is pro starmer and I don't care if you don't agree. We need starmer to stay in he is the most NPC like pm labour can give us until we vote Lowe in
>>84557340It was 138 last time I was given a test about two years ago.>>84557343Yep, also predicts population level educational attainment, criminality likelihood, lifetime earnings, net worth etc. It's undeniable and the ONLY thing standing in the way is the taboo of mentioning it in public because of the racial implications it raises.
>>84557353>It was 138 Yeah right lmao
Could just go with "I'm average intelligence" which means you're smarter than half the population but you have to push it and pretend to be on the high end because you did good at school and then failed out of real life. Midwit indeed.
>>84557349White British have an average IQ of 101. Other ethnic groups drag the average down on large-scale population studies because their in-group averages are lower.The whole 'kids are getting stupider' meme is based on the fact that we've imported so many stupid third worlders that their kids drag the average domestic test scores down. Spoiler: it's not white British kids fueling the 'illiteracy crisis'.
>>84557351Me? Love Starmer because he just tells everyone "no". He is a turd that won't flush and it lush x
>>84557351I kinda respect him for just refusing to leave. If the public voted for you, you shouldn't be allowed to quit
>>84557358What if someone actually has a high IQ? What then. Just pretend that you don't so you don't get upset?
>>84557356Yep, take it or leave it lad x>>84557358He asked my IQ, I gave him the result of the last test I did. Up to you if you seethe about it. Not sure if I failed in real life though; got a nice job, a house, a family.
Kek we've got some of the pol mongs in
he has a high iq yet cant find employment or a woman to shag
Lol now the lies come out to try and claw back some respectability. Very embarrassing.
Me? Got 4 rapidfire cumpilation videos playing at the same time. The amount of spunk flying across my screen is obscene.
>>84557358138 isn't even high IQ desu. It's good IQ, a bit over two standard deviations above the average, but that's very very far from genius. People like Terrence Tao have IQs around 220-230, almost to the point where standard tests break down because they can't measure that high. Those are the high IQ people out there.
>>84557375I don't think anybody with a genuis IQ would waste his time arguing with anonymous posters on a week day
>>84557382Proof lad? I don't believe you.
>>84557383138 is incredibly high lad get a grip
>>84557383Yeah I've got an IQ of 200 which is why I'm here (of all possible places) on a Wednesday morning.
>IQs above mine DO NOT exist>it's impossible for people to be happy>it's impossible for people to have decent lives>it's impossible for people to laze around gaming and browsing 4chan on their days offFascinating
>>845573342 possibilities, he has a high IQ but he's wasting it which makes him a loser or he's lying to impress strangers on the internet which makes him a loser
>>84557368Woo democracy let's vote someone in \o/Oh he's shit, let's vote him out, woo democ...Oh we can't vote to have them kicked out?
>>84557394I don't know when you last took an IQ test lad, but they don't have a section that measures loserness. His IQ is his IQ, that's life.
Do Reformmongs not realise that Facebook IQ tests aren't reliable?
>>84556645Not happy. I think my time at britfeel has come to an end. All good vibes, my bros. I am out of here. Stay comfy.
>>84557394>he's lying to impress strangers on the internet which makes him a loserI know a guy who frequents this thread who does the same
Not one single shred of evidence about anyones IQ in the thread. I'm howling at the failed larp.
>claim to have an IQ of 138>entire thread goes apoplectic, seethes, frothing at the mouth, ad hominems, denials, pure red rageHoly christ he's done you, categorically sparked you out
Notice that it's leftoids seething about IQ lol. It drives them mad
Wonder what Greggs lass is up to. Probably getting off her wagie shift soon and buying some perfume.
>>84557395Except I was talking about them resigning
>>84557397why would someone with the ability to get a high paying high status job drive a van?
>>84557382Sounds hot lad. I downloaded 10GB of cum porn last night
>>84557408> when people mock me i win
>>84557413It his calling x
>>84557413Lots more goes into who gets what job and why than raw IQ lad. IQ is a general predictor, not a concrete one on an individual scale.
>>84557409Poor diversion tactic this, very transparent. Samefagging is off the charts with this one.
>>84557410She is probably walking around looking ugly, same as every day of her life.
>>84557408So what's your IQ then lad?
>>84557411That's all they can do at the moment, we have no say, democracy is only about having multiple candidates for something and voting for 1 to fill the position. Nothing more.He won't resign till he's "forced to".
>>84557420if IQ has nothing to do with success why brag about it?>>84557419just like eating ten pies a day or collecting videos of under age girls
>>84557429>if IQ has nothing to do with success why brag about it?I don't think he was bragging about it, he was making a statement that duolingo is designed for low IQ people, that's a fact.
>>84557434Shut up you stupid cunt lol
>>84557429>if IQ has nothing to do with success why brag about it?Nobody is bragging. Lots of people just have a megamelty whenever IQ is mentioned.I'm NTA, but I have both a high IQ and a good job. But I know it's pointless to even say because next you'll get the demands for proof and more melties.
Do leftists believe IQ is a legitimate measure of intelligence or not?
>>84557440why do you think political leaning is a factor in that belief either way?
>>84557440They believe it's not even a thing, as in, it doesn't exist. Because admitting it exists, or that intelligence varies between people and is heritable, would destroy their entire equality/anti-racist/pro-immigration world view.That's why IQ always causes such a megamelty, even when mentioned in such a mundane obvious way such as Duolingo being designed for low IQ people - an obvious fact to anyone that's used it and seen how easy it is, and the fact the company wants as many people as possible using it.
>>84557434>>84557439you make a good point he has nothing to brag about
If I was Charles I'd refuse to read out this drivel on behalf of a collapsing government. What a pointless exercise.
>>84557445Because it certainly appears to be a good heuristic. People on the right think hierarchies are normal, natural, inevitable and ultimately good. People on the left think hierarchies are abnormal, unnatural, consequential and ultimately bad.IQ seems to be the best proxy for civilisational hierarchy, hence it's a legitimate question because it will inform opinions -> politics -> policy.
>>84557455ive never heard a leftist say hierarchies are abnormal or unnatural, they want equality because hierarchies can facilitate the abuse of the less powerful by the more powerful but that's it
>>84557475The fundamental underpinning leftist view is that, absent any external pressures (e.g. societal constraints/markets/impositions of power) then man in a state of nature is equal. In that sense inequality is unnatural. The difference between anarcho-leftists and state-leftists is whether or not they think the state causes the inequality (in part of in whole), or if it can be used to alleviate the inequality. You are right about why they want to remove hierarchies.
Discussions like these make me realise how much i miss shippy
We have to document these things
>Streeting turns up to No. 10 for showdown with Starmer>Starmer turns it into an absolute bumdown>lasts all of 16 minutes>Streeting set to resign todayI am just fucking dying at how Starmer is raping these idiots lmao.
It takes 30 minute MAX, I'll wait for you normies to get your resultspsychometricshub.org/
>>84557509Crossmong bottom left
>>84557257A treasure trove of Asian delights de lid. Lee Chang Dong is one of the GOATs.
>>84557509That's harsh on Helper
>>84557527>Streeting set to resign todayreally? source?
>>84557509rotheranon bottom middlebude top right
>>84557542All over the news lad, Streeting "preparing to resign, to receive emergency rectal surgery, following Starmer meeting"
Will add as suggestions are made.
>>84557550Me bottom right desu
>>84557550Kek it is the samefagmongs vs the seethemongs what a generational lineup
>>84557557That should just be the median for anonymous posters
>>84557509I miss titlad
ruthmong - low IQ, not nonce?
Wes Streeting looks like a nonce
>>84557585He's 100% a nonce you only need to look at the AI pics he sends in here.
Calling it now: Prime Minister Miliband
>>84557587Just a face you could spark out on sight init. Fucking wrong'un.
>>84557585Average intelligence, massive nonce
>>84557588Not his fault AI tends to make women look younger and more attractive
If my IQ is 118 then why I am such a retarded bennymong who gets scared about leaving the house?
>>84557589his revenge arc against that bacon sandwich has only just begun
>>84557589Amazing how they have professional photographers and still manage to look like gormless NPCs. Look at those eyes lmfao.
>>84557602Post your eyes, big man
We need Wes Streeting as PM. Sorry, but nothing will set Britain on the right path more than the entire world knowing that the person in charge of our country like cock and balls and sweaty cocks in his face and eating cum and getting cummed up and in his arsehole by big sweaty meaty cocks attached to men.
I heard Raynor is gonna be PM and offer her prolapsed arse to NEETs.
>>84557608Call me big man again little lad
Low IQ DVDnonce
>>84557615>offer her prolapsed arse to NEETs.well it is public property so its only fair
>>84557622Hes a good egg though wouldn't hurt a fly
>>84557615Alright lads important poll. You're obliged to have sex with Angela Rayner, no discussion possible about it. Where are you finishing? I'm going for the tits.
>>84557608What's next? Asking to see their cock?
>>84557626Shutin spamming, trolling, samefagging, projecting nonce you mean
>>84557627In her arsehole desu, slag like her needs a good rogering up her bung
>>84557537Ikr he should be at the very top on the noncing scale, really downplaying it all :/
>>84557627Probably spunk inside her twat to knock her up and raise the kids as Reform voters
>>84557638>projecting nonceAfternoon mardy mong has woke up x
>>84557638No proof he does any of those things
>>84557627I don't want to have sex with her or touch her at all. Can I just wank and then cum on her from a distance. Probably in her hair because it will be annoying to clean for her.
Just scranning some hashbrown waffles from iceland and I cooked them in the air fryer in my council provided home
>>84557648Helper's IQ is probably about 90-95 and he is only about 10% nonce.
These to be exact they're lush 4x
>>84557663Those are literally just potato waffles? Why calling them hash browns? Americanisation out of control again?
>>84557662you missed a zero on the nonce scale :/ he's the best of the best in that regard
>>84557660>>84557663Sounds lush lad, my local shop used to sell nice bags of the triangular hash browns, but now they only have the tiny pucks shaped ones, quite annoying desu.>>84557671I'm assuming the hash brown part come from the fact they also have onions in them, no?
>>84557652Nothing mardy about facts >>84557654he's been caught out several times. He's a gormless shutin spammer and self serving cunt
>>84557673Name a single thing that proves he is a nonce. Asking if anyone has seen THAT video does not count.
>>84557671They're supposed to have the texture of a hash brown... I can confirm they don't. I don't like normal waffles either so these are a 3/10 from me. >Americanisation out of control againIceland is rife with it.>>84557675>I'm assuming the hash brown part come from the fact they also have onions in them, no?I'm not sure, I am under the impression it is more of a texture thing. I don't taste any onion.
I dont think HHL is a paedophile in the classical sense. He did however watch CP and instead of being disgusting and appalled by it he found it funny. Says a lot about his character.
>>84557681>Asking if anyone has seen THAT video does not count.I know, but him watching it does kek
>>84557684He's just a bit of a mad lad. It was only bantz
>>84557677>Nothing mardy about facts >>84557654>he's been caught out several times. He's a gormless shutin spammer and self serving cuntMardy
>>84557677This is slander, I am neither of these things you are calling me. Well, I am a shut-in but that's about it.
Who finds a kid getting molested by a paki beast funny?
Fat fantasist mick nonce
So weird how back in the past when employment was both way more informal and also directly tied to well-to-do people you'd have these moderately rich people who had dozens of retainers and servants who sort of just had to do whatever they wanted. Sure they had maids and cooks and butlers and things, but they also had a bunch of 'free hands' for anything, they'd often take in the children of poorer parents to give them a wage and a decent life and to help the parents with one less mouth to feed.But then you'd end up with weird situations where there'd just be this pompous oaf sitting in his drawing room and he'd signal to his staff and be like>Send in a boy for me>Bring me one of the boys>Send a boy>Send one of the new boys in>Fetch a boy for me>Send in a boyThey always called them 'boys' in like a weird direct noun type usage. Odd times.
AFK'ing arch this afternoon. I got the Mattock of time and space yesterday and it is safe to say the AFK experience is 4x more lush now
>>84557696HHL apparently
>>84557530Very telling none of you took me up on the offer of this test
Menty elf appointment tomorrow can't be fucked
>>84557697All lies. I am a Norn Irish portly gentleman who is attracted to adult women.
Any other fuck-ups in here?I have majorly, majorly fucked up my lifeThere is a slim chance I can turn things around, but I really wish I hadn't made the gigantic fuck-ups of my life so far
>>84557760How've you managed to fucked it up? I often can't sleep at night knowing I am approaching 30 and have nothing to show for it.
my IQ is 106 and thanks to Duolingo i can now order a tea w/ milk if i'm ever trapped in an Irish cafe.
>>84557797>hanks to Duolingo i can now order a tea w/ milk if i'm ever trapped in an Irish cafe.They speak English over there lid x
>>84557760do you just mean generally, as in>i wish i did better in school, now i'm 35 and unemployed!or do you mean>the court date is next week?Zeuslad has been to prison, i wish he posted he more.
>>84557803phew that's a relief because i prefer coffee and i don't know how to say that.
>>84557696Not molested. He was sucking a guy off (allegedly)
>>84557797>my IQ is 106Ehrm, proof lad?
>>84557424Mine was 136 when I was mid-20s and that got me into Mensa
>>84557814>He was sucking a guy off (allegedly)What are you talking about?
Kind of like THAT video, eh?
>>84557438And a melty is born!
>>84557815you've got me rumbled there, lad. as explained in >>84517892 i'd have to file a Subject Access Request to get my WAIS-IV results. i asked them in-person but they could have lied for all i know. also maybe it was 103 or 107 who knows, it was just in that disappointing/midwit range.shan't be risking a 10 quid SAR fee just to win an internet argument. unless you're willing to send it to me as Monero.
>>84557760I think being a personality on britfeel immediately qualifies you as a fuckup
>>84557832What supposedly happens in THAT video
>>84557842You could just say you were making it up instead of posting these elaborate larps, lad. Quite embarrassing for you.
https://youtu.be/g3IwgsD6rQYYou might need a BBC license to watch streaming services now. What a fucking joke
Streeting will resign tomorrow and a leadership contest will commence. Streeting will win.
>>84557760Story time. We are gathered around. Go.
Good afternoon lads
>>84557848sorry lad. i have access to a time machine, but it only allows me to post mundane trivia about myself.did i tell you i found a mobility scooter yesterday? corrrr.
>>84557852It's gonna be Ed in charge lad. He'll claw it back, bacon sandwich or not.
>>84557797Hehe that bird has mushrooms hat hehehe
Not been here in a few weeks. Is HelperLad still banned?
>>84557861We can surely agree to wait and see. I respect your opinion.
ScamborghiniBeneferrariDoles RoyceB&MW
more pertinently: where the hell is the postie?i triple-ordered something i needed, surely one of them would have arrived today. no buzzing, no knocking, no post downstairs.bad weather, maybe? it's 1pm in the afternoon...
>>84557868Ban expired. Budey drivel. Usual wankers. Welcome back x
>>84557874>1pm in the afternoonrather than 1pm in the morning? m o n g
wwu2 lads>taking 5 minutes from work fought id post init>wwssm iu2
Farage under investigation with parliamentary standards. Pls inform the apus. Fanks.
>>84557874check the tracking online
>>84557408Seriously just opened this thread and seen it. Pathetic fucking losers crying about your IQ hahahaha.>>84557399>Do Reformmongs not realise that Facebook IQ tests aren't reliable?Oh dear lad. Put the laptop away.>>84557409Yep
>>84557885>parliamentary standards>standards>parliament
Been having big hail storms all day, and it's cold enough I've had to put the heating on again. So I look forward to the Met Office telling me it's the warmest May on record again.
Lammy 4 PM
For once I'd like a PM who didn't go Oxbridge. One of the common folk.
>>84557897Feels like they announce this every year. Their gimmick is getting old. Remember when London was supposed to be underwater by 2015? Yeah, wow.
>>84557899Need our lad Sean in downing syndrome street
>>84557899we did (john major and gordon brown)
people I know like farage>i reply with them saying he has some good pointspeople who i know like stahmer>i reply with "he's got a lot on his plate doesn't he" must be tough trying to keep everyone happypeople i know don't like Trump>roll eyes, tell me about it! what as he done now!?people I know like Biden>i reply its a shame he had to retire so early, seemed like he had some good ideaspeople I know don't like politics>tell me about it I wish people would talk about something elsepeople I know like politics>i can't believe people find it boring, i mean it effects literally every aspect of modern lifeAnd people say its hard to make friends
>>84557923Based chameleon x
>>84557923>people I know like Biden>>i reply its a shame he had to retire so early, seemed like he had some good ideasFucking top kek.The Biden situation was so absurd, basically being gaslit by the media and government over what was clearly a very ridiculous situation.I saw some footage of him speaking during his presidency recently, and he literally just couldn't talk. He had full blown dementia and was using the wrong words and totally confused about where he was.Every day he would fall over, walk the wrong way off stage, look confused about where he is when a reporter tries to talk to him, and then someone would put their arm around him and usher him away.That poor man should have been sitting in a deck chair living out his last years in privacy. It was so cruel. But also really bizarre, like worse than what would happen in a sitcom. And the entire mainstream media spent years lying about it and pretending it was fine, everyone on Reddit and Twitter was totally oblivious to it. South Park spent 4 years not covering politics at all, SNL etc never covered it. But it was the funniest most retarded shit to ever happen.
>>84557878>>83439918 83459532 83654342 84239209 >>84250263 84297254 84422167 84506090 all me (but a sampling), wishing /britfeel/ a good morning. note the numerical times.not everyone lives the same.
>>84557868Unfortunately the beast is among us yes
SSM4PM
>>84557887by the time they reply with the tracking no., it'll be days from now and will have arrived.
The Boys still crap lads, they just had no clue what to do for the last couple of seasons and now everything is rushed at the end. Writing is bad, performances mediocre, only thing of interest is Deep's story because it's funny.The entire show should've been 3 seasons.
>>84557958You can't have a PM who smells like fish. He has to be in so many meetings with politicians, journalists, not to mention visits to other countries to meet their leaders.
>>845579511pm in the morningjust read it back slowly until you get itif you get ithighly fucking doubtful
>>84557951This is just random numbers that don't link to posts lad
>>84557627Just right up in her vag me, while making deep eye contact
>>84557967To be fair some days he smells like shit
>>84557963Glad I stopped after S3 then. Why are you still watching it? I heard S4 was woke shite, you wanted more of it?
>>84557967You call it stinking of fishI call it not giving a tossSSM4PM
>>84557897same brav, caught me off guard famalam
>>84557970>1pm in the morningYou need to be euthanised ASAP
>>84557970>>84557971He's drugged off his mind, he won't understand what you are saying, or remember it.He spends most of his life asleep, getting up only to check the post for when more drugs arrive.
>>84557970>1 PM in the morning>PM>MorningNTA but, could you have a read back of your post as well, please.
>>84557963Have not seen it since season 1. Looked like woke SHITE!
How come poor Bri'ish people who don't work, and can't afford stuff - like food etc. Always be fat?
>>84557627Mouth. Always mouth. Maximum Spaffingtons in her northern mouth.
>>84557987We have some angry thickos in here, desu.
>>84557977Yeah S4 was all woke bollocks, but even before that in S2 and S3 they were peddling that crap too. S1 was the only truly good season. I'm watching because I want to see it end. I torrent the episodes, skip through them in 5-10 mins, watch any notable scenes and then delete.>>84557990You're basically correct yeah, no need to watch it.
>>84557989literally my point, the ridiculousness of it. do keep up. are you ok?
>>84557850>paying for streaming tv in the year of our lord 2029 >shiggydig
>>84557920Starmer too. He did his postgrad there but that doesn't count, bet his O levels were rubbish.
>>84558005Me? I watch live TV in colour and don't pay for a license, not like they can come into my house and check if I don't communicate with them, is it? I've been doing this for 10+ years
Me? Causing melties all day and it lush
>>84558013>Me? having melties all day and it lushFixed it for you chuddy x
Murricans are so obssessed with the D, that they swap their Ts for Ds in words.>>84558004Ok numbnuts.
>>84557989>>84557987see>>84557878 (me)then>>84557951 (mong)then>>84557970 (me)dickheads
Reminder, Americans are unable to use the 24 hour clock, ignore all 12 hour clock posters.
>>84557971sorry friend, originally the list was backlinks and it was twice as long. had to do some weird formatting to avoid the spam filter.you understand, right lad?
>>84558012Imagine watching live telly. The horror.
>>84558016>chuddyWere your ears burning lad? It's been leftymelty all morning in here and it 5x lush
>>84558012You should watch it in black and white if you're not paying the licence fee, at least bring the costs down a bit since you're a neglectful criminal
>>84558013Does that make up for being alone all the time, unlikeable, unloveable, no hope for the future and you'll be dead for months before anyone finds your corpse?
>>84558022I remember talking to an american once and he questioned why I had 'military time' as the time on my phone? They're uneducated as fuck.
Reminder that British "people", when hearing about tens of thousands of white British schoolgirls getting kidnapped, raped, drugged, tortured and in some cases even murdered by hordes of muslim immigrants, simply said "blimey, but thank The Queen I'm not racist!" and kept sipping their tea and going on with their days.Wow.
Almost 2pm IN THE AFTERNOON, might have an AFTERNOON nap since I was up at 5am IN THE MORNING.
>>84558034Yes it does. Thanks champ
>>84558030You'll do nothing chuddy
Thread approaching 6x levels of lush and 4x aura.
>>84558030Got your attention? Do you think I am your thread enemy now?
>>84558022Zoomers can't, and I suspect a vast proportion of millenials can't either.>>84558021Confusion over the lowercase use. Easy to blend in with the other lowercase seethers. Sorry about that.
Some of these leftymongs are so upset they'll probably transition to being women
>>84558026Corrr look at her corrrr
Me? Only here to rile up paedophiles, don't care about politics x
>>84558052no apology needed sir, clarity provided. be well.
>>84558078Lot of paedos in the Labour party lad
Me? Beast of Bude.
>>84558078Yet there are no paedos here. Strange behaviour, lad.
>>84558082Definitely but I don't care about their politics, paedos come from all parts of the political spectrum x
>>84558069>not knowing that imageHello zoomer
>>84558069she has what you want, when you need it ;)
>>84558086Lollers, sean, Budey, need I go on?
>>84558061This one was a cracker >Do Reformmongs not realise that Facebook IQ tests aren't reliable?
some of you lads must have been VERY confused by this famous exchange in Star Wars.
>>84558089Of course I know the image, I was making a comment to distract from the incessant seething wankers.
>>84558104>Of course I know the imageSure thing Kayden
>>84558091You can show us some proof. Which we all know is nigh on impossible on here, which is why people like you use the NONCE call when they encounter a poster they don't like.Do you believe everything you read on here? If so, I have telekinesis and command you to reveal your long number, expiry date and security code on your bank card, whilst wearing your mother's underwear.
>checks calendar>phone call at 2pm>in the afternoonB R B
>>84558104>incessant seething wankersDid someone hurt your feelings?
>>84558099Typical low IQ Reformmong response
>>84558099Everyone can tell you're talking to yourself because nobody else cares about this weird narrative you've built
>>84558109Shan't be falling for your le ebic heheheh you post it every day scenario little lad we already know the score. The paedophile triad have been fully exposed x
>>84558102I liked this part of the film, the mise en scene was particularly delightful
>>84558118Hahaha you have been absolutely battered and deep fried, you are cooked little lad
>>84558110Surely you mean 1400, no?
>Typical low IQ Reformmong response>Everyone can tell you're talking to yourself because nobody else cares about this weird narrative you've built
>>84558129A lot of words, but I suppose you can't just say, yes you are correct.Bet you can't wait for another personbanality to appear so you can call them a NONCE and try chase them out of the thread because attention is taken away from yourself.
>>84558148You are like the on-call lawyer for nonces in here IDmong obviously one yourself. There is also shippy (open nonce) and ruthmong
>>84558148You can keep trying all you want little lad I shan't be playing your game with you x
>>84558144I'm not a tranny, Reformmong. Go back to watching GBeebies little lad x
>>84558153It's just common sense, which a lot on here seem to be devoid of.It's nice of you to become obsessed, I suppose. If you recognise my posts, why not say hello more often. We can have a good laugh about when the site went down for maintenance that time and you had a proper sulky moment. That was a fun night.
It is in fact harder to name a (((personality))) that isn't a nonce
>>84558161>why not say hello more oftenBecause you are on the side of paedophiles?
Don't think any tranners still post here, some weirdos for sure but I think the ack poster is really doing it for his own benefit (wanking)
>>84558161>>>84558153>It's just common sense, which a lot on here seem to be devoid of.>It's nice of you to become obsessed, I suppose. If you recognise my posts, why not say hello more often. We can have a good laugh about when the site went down for maintenance that time and you had a proper sulky moment. That was a fun night.Metly
>>84558163I know one, BBQlad (VERIFIED) though even that is up in the air.
Miss you budey pls come back on another trip
1300 in the morning at 1PM in my arse.
to be fair some Special Delivery rounds are carried out separately to routine post, and they can be delivered as late as 7 o'clock in the evening. sometimes they chuck in some Tracked24 parcels (had this happen a few times).if Crossy has inspired anything in us, it's that we all need faith in our lives x
>>84558154But you are playing my game anon, by replying.Speaking of, reply to me and I have forced you to reply (winning as per the rules of engagement on 4chins), don't reply to me and I have made you fearful of posting. We can call it checkmate if you want.>>84558166>?You don't know yet will throw accusations about? That's weird.
>>84558148he had a total fucking meltdown when he though the whole site was getting ids lmfao
>>84558179Shan't be playing your game it requires two willing participants and you only have yourself :/ x
>>84558179You're on the side of paedophiles there isn't anything else really to talk about
>Go back to watching GBeebies little lad x
>>84558184>he had a total fucking meltdown when he though the whole site was getting ids lmfaoLet's see that in the archive then lad
>>84558192lmao you've done him again, leftymong on suicide watch
>>84558168If you are a straight man and you talk like you're a tranny that is worse than being a tranny
>>84558186What if I'm schizo and multiple parts of me are willing to play?>>84558191I'm not though anon, it's just in yer head.Maybe take yer meds, heeheehee.Is it you that tries to upset me by saying snarf is burning in hell? Very naughty, I doubt the big man upstairs will be too pleased with you when you see him.Me? I've hurt people, due to being a bit neurodivergent but also looking and acting like a chad, so it fools people, but not purposefully over and over.
>>84558168who are the photos even of? it looks like it's the same person each time, i feel as though i'm missing context (e.g. it's a famous streamer or something)
We're being raided by the mentally infirm. Oh wait no that's just normal posting. As you were...
>>84557627>>84557639>>84557651>>84557656>>84557974>>84557993Phwoar lads thats her mouth, arse, fanny, tits and hair covered in /britfeel/ spunk. We'd make a right spectacle of her.
>>84558213>but also looking and acting like a chadYeah, it's the larping nonce
>>84558213Then you're even more fucked up that previously thought and I shan't be playing x
>>84558196dont need to lad you know it exists x
>>84558216Dunno, I don't care enough about trannies to have a folder full of pictures of them. Certifiably odd behaviour. I do care about circumcision but I also don't have a folder of pictures of botched ones. Not sure what I'm getting at I think I'm trying to say I'm normal and have a healthy life outside of 4chan.
>>84558239How come the seethers can pull out helpernonce.png but you can't pull something searchable out of the archives? hmmmmmmm
>my ministers will also proceed with the introduction of digital IDIs this man a bit of a joke really. I mean, wtf are we doing. Look how he's dressed, reading off a bit of paper that the Starmer government gave him this morning but that he has no involvement with.
Lucy Connollys mani pedi x
>>84558226It's ok anon, you think it's better to be dishonest on here, I'm a big of the truth.>>84558228I'm saddened, bit I'll always have the memory of our encounter.No, dont say another word dearest, my heart can't take this anguish.
>>84558239I honestly don't, I remember asking you last time you made the claim and you couldn't provide any evidence then either. Looks more likely it never happened doesn't it.
I made u look in teh archives i wasted ur tyme i winz xD
>>84558266Innocent bystander but I remember this meltdown, it was a masterful lollers troll move.
>>84558157This you ha ha ha ha https://x.com/i/status/2053541648617849332
>>84558273get a job m8
>Innocent bystander but
>>84558281I am NOT a disembodied Groucho Marx mask
i made u go into teh archives an i haz seen teh post be4 looooooool
Me? Watching "Gia Dibella Is Strectched By BBC" in 1080p
I am playing both sides for the LULZZZZZZZZZZZ lol lmao even
It thinks we don't know.. we do
>>84558289>Gia DibellaGood lawd lad
>>84558281Many such cases ITT for years even
>>84558301I get a rock on just thinking about her
>>84558301Quite a good example of the thousand cock stare this
>>84558301>>84558308Grim. Absolutely grim. Something is not right with zoomer lads. Think porn melted their brains at a young age.
>>84558261>I'm saddenedIt's ok I'll always cherish the memory of this encounter. I love you.If somebody replies saying anything different, they're just pretending to be me x
>>84558325Haha disregard this, I'm gay and hope you choke on a donkey dick
It's still carrying on the larp
>>84558261>>84558325Disregard that I suck cocks. I hate all y'all niggas
Starmerism is a good thing
Instead of samefagging as an "innocent bystander" you could have found it in the archive, put the matter to bed seems like you can't for some reason hm
>>84558308I like Latinas, but she is mid
>>84558347Different strokes for different folks and all that
>>84558319They are probably like 34 lad and they've had coombrain for like 20 years. Brain damage.
>>84558335>>84558338Disregard these, I'm actually a lesbian, but schizo anon sounds fit, so I'll become straight and hunt him down.
This is the ideal female body. You might not like it, but that makes you gay.
>>84558345Going on the archive for any reason at all means you're a tremendous loser, shan't be catching me (an innocent bystander) out like that
Me? I'm just an innocent bystander, but here's my multiple paragraph melty about all the ways you are wrong and have mistreated me... I mean him
>>84558370>I mean himYou aren't supposed to notice!!!
>>84558241>I do care about circumcision but I also don't have a folder of pictures of botched ones. genuinely good analogy there, lad. that feasibly could create the same feedback loop.i find picrel funny. Graham Linehan is obsessive (detrimental to himself) but i thought the context was interesting. dating app for lesbian women (fair enough), he made this profile. both funny and proves a point.just want the exceptions rather than the rules, tbqhwu. surely SOME Turkish barbers has been caught importing 50 kilos of 'hair styling supplies'? and /britfeel/ did NOT inform me ;_;
Completely lost track of who's arguing with who now.
Why does he have multiple pictures of male trannies saved on his computer?
Because it triggers you
Have bennymongs thought about what their mother things of them lately? You know she has to talk to relatives and friends about what her son is doing and it breaks her inside, because she is not proud, she'd disappointed and disgusted?
Bet you think I wank off to them as well, but joke's on you I only get a semi, heh.Bet you get hard over my tranny pics, ya fags.
>>84558395same boat, it must be said.
>mother things of them lately?>she'd disappointed
>>84558395>>84558433Maybe we should all stop falling for arguemongs bait. That might help.
>>84558435Not even on a phone, I just mongboy
lads, were are so fucking back.
Have not heard from HelperLad since 23:45 yesterday. Where does he disappear to?
>>84558449You're given other people's money stolen so you can feed yourself and you piss it away instantly.
rain in 5
Fast forward 1 week >g-guys i ran out of money for food>completely through no fault of my own>;___;
>>84558449Colour me jealous (think it's a sort of greenish yellow colour)
>>84558453head on collision with his brand new scooter he did a somersault and flipped over a curb trying to get to the beehive for some blue WDKs
>>84558480Don't worry me like that. I don't want him to snap his neck
Ketamine is pretty much only popular in the UK. That alone should tell you enough.
Wasted dole money so you can have 1-3 days acting artificially "happy" then crying and saying you'll quit once it runs out You are too old for this fucking junkie larp grow up.
>>84558492Gotta dissociate from our grey, rainy, depressing, authoritarian Orwellian lives.
RELAPSE SAGA IN FULL SWING.>>84558462odd phrasing, but yeah, you're correct. i feel (justified) guilt regarding one person. and i'll be making amends right now.
>>84558453Hopefully he's stopped breathing de lid
>>84558504You have done all kinds of shit to all kinds of people you don't care about so why bother. Seems like you basically know you shouldn't fuck someone over but you do it anyway then go ohh I'm sorry I feel guilty :(( it's OK because I feel bad about it you see :(( I feel bad because it means you might not do stuff for me again :( stfu.
Crackling is almost done, then I'll let it cool for a few min and have pulled pork and crunchy crackling bits inna sandwich. Probably the only meal I'll have today, so might also have some chips and cheese.
How come HHL is not allowed to cook food?
>>84558526He can. But he gets more PIP points if he pretends he cannot prepare his own meals.
>>84558526He lives in a care home so has his food provided for him or orders it in. His laziness combined with slightly below average IQ means he doesn't have the capacity to cook for himself.
>>84558517You can crackle on my nuts lad
>>84558526Low lQ issue
Looking forward to a poo soon. Love that feeling of the poo coming out
I can just fuck you about and treat you like a mug as long as I allege to feel guilty later on kek
>>84558512>You have done all kinds of shit to all kinds of people you don't care aboutcor, tell me all the tales lad? love a good yarn, me.in all sincerity, this is shame/guilt working how they ought to. i don't know what the person in question feels comfortable with being said in the thread, but i'll check in with them and try my best to do right by them.
Anyone here actually get enhanced mobility? I doubt it, we never see anyone bragging out their pip whips.
>>84558586Your own admittance to burning every bridge you had including your family? Let me guess, not your fault?
>>84558602new edition for frends>>84558602new edition for frends>>84558602new edition for frends
>>84558591Nah my issues aren't bad enough yet, and I'm not good at embellishing the truth.
>>84558591no lad i went the simple route and got a job which let me earn money then i bought my own transportation
>>84558616>got a jobYou've lost me already
>>84558591Libtard Blard is on full mobility, he is totally unable to walk UNLESS it's for maccies pizza hut or KFC
>>84558622its piss easy lad, you lids are shit scared of what you "THINK" a job is
Do you wanna get sparked, mongy?I know you see me sparking wrong'uns on the dailyOoh, I'm on a mad one latelyI need some mong to spark out, some nonce to batterhttps://youtu.be/uiG3psqZYh0
>>84554439https://www.youtube.com/@JohnKirkwoodProFoodHomemadeAs long as I don't mention it's British, my American countrymen will eat the recipes without comment other than "wow" or "it's nice!"If I mention it's British then the seal clapping and barking starts, as a matter of course
