Humber bridge edish
Good lads reporting inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52iW3lcpK5M
>>84558602That is a bit too close to home for me lid
>>84558602Nice bridge that
>>84558591Enhanced daily, standard mobility.Got 4 points on the cooking part which I didn't even fill in. I bet my menthol elf worker told them I can't cook by myself, he's a goodun if he did
>>84558602wonder how many lids have jumped off itWould it even be high enough to do the needful?
Whats everyones plans for the weekend lids
>>84558644I'm thinking of getting a few beers in, and cleaning my desk then setting some cheap digital decks up and my old laptop, and going to butcher mixing some songs together.This isn't me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44F0d2CbjM0
Alright promise me lads, nobody will fall for the argument bait. We'll all just have a nice thread and nobody will get hurt (feelings), capiche?
>>84558644Shall be watching the International Darts Open on the pdc.tv appYou?
Let's get some things out of the way right now:I am not a paedophile.I am not a vile beast.I am not a little lad.I am not whatever poster you think I am.I am not in a box room.I will not pipe down.I don't need sparking out.I am not having a melty.
All the marks of someone about to go on a melty that one
Do brits celebrate Ascension Day? I have tomorrow off x
>>84558681I just said that I am not so how dare you say this
On the toilet again lads, shall be posting obvious rage baitposts for the next 20 minutes until I finish and then close britfeel and not look at any replies x
>>84558644I'll probably be here desu, baiting the seethers classic HHL style
>>84558701You spend all day every day in here so that isn't a surprise x
>>84558611I thought I detected an aura pulse
>>84558627Nicest bridge in hull
Starting the choon posting early me thinkshttps://youtu.be/9jMHkxLiopY
>>84558671Busy weekend visiting people in another country for an interview of sorts (not work related), focusing on my sobriety. That's about it. Been on the go a lot lately, hoping to get some down time at some point.Thanks for asking.
>>84558665That's cool, have a friend who DJ's - never been my thing but when done right it can sound pretty bangin
>>84558744>Busy weekend visiting people in another country for an interview of sorts (not work related)Sounds interesting, what is it about generally if you can say?
>police body cam channel>it's 95% black people>without fail every time they try to resist arrest>without fail every time they say I DINDU NUFFIN and YOU KAYNT DO DAT>without fail every time they call the police racist
>>84558604okay, this has potential to be interesting/helpful. even if you're just having a go, it's possible we can meet somewhere in the middle. would you be up for that, laddington?my support network has been scorched more through inaction, rather than action. i didn't beg, borrow, and steal: i simply stopped talking to people. which, in itself, can be a dick move. think of times you were worried about a friend and you heard nothing from them, it's that. mea culpa. my fault.what would you propose, based on the info you have available? and is there anything i can do to make this communication easier, for you? to be candid, i think you like systems, and we could be at an accord there.
Its religious in nature.
Just tried that Wango Zero'd Apple for the first time and it lush x
Just forced a fart out and it stung my arsehole
>>84558747I can make some songs go well, but more often than not it sounds horrendous. But I only do it alone, and I have fun doing it (at times).
>>84558777bah.. ^ was meant for >>84558758
>>84558779Had that apple wango in the past I always thought it was a bit too tart. Apple lucozade got the flavour right.
>>84558779Why're you still breathing
>>84558779Spend all your time eating junk food and being a spacker. Not much of a life is it?
>>84558785Its important to have activities we enjoy, I hope you have a good time. Do you upload your expeditions into audio online at all?
>>84558786You joining a cult lad?
>>84558779Melting all morning now you've decided to put the trip on now its died down?
>>84558786Spooky that lid, veyr spooky
>>84558794Some might say so, but no.>>84558794>>84558796wish me luck
Helper shouldn't be allowed to enjoy refreshing soft drinks.
>>84558797What religion you're blue balling us like fuck
>>84558793No, I don't even know how, but also wouldn't do that as I am not good at all.
>>84558798He should get water and gruel and nothing else. He belongs in a prison cell.
>>84558801Don't want to share too much. To answer, Abrahamic, but the good one.
Does anyone use the thread watcher feature of 4chanX and if so please post your current threads
>>84558807I'm sure you're better at it than you think.
Lids joining the Church of Jesus Christ of latter day Saints
>>84558787> Apple lucozade Never tried it de lid. I'll have to get my hands on some next time I go shops. This Wapple Wango is lush and I mean LUSH x
Corr, messing with these happy pills whilst reducing and stopping is messing with me, going from manic to muh feefee's being done in.
>>84558811don't do it lads
Another far right racist hottie. I found 5 more this morning, we are winning so hard.
>>84558815Hope you get mugged on the way to the shops x
sean, why do you tell people that you've watched CSAM but get upset when it gets brought back up? Serious question.
>>84558819Not a glowie I promise
>>84558815Give it a go de lad if you ever find it. Might taste different now with that sugar tax bollocks, it was lush x4 years ago.
sex with racist lassies
>>84558821It's more than likely a little Indian using a AI generated image LARPing as right wing influencer. Don't fall for it lad.
Any more recommendations on who to add?
>>84558862Nah I have seen many of them posting videos of themselves talking. These women are desperate for white semen and to start a family with me.
What religion requires a job interview?
>>84558821Corr she lovely. Would look even better throwing up an L sign thoughs.>>84558849Yeah imma get one sometime this week. Cheers lid.
>>84558811Impossible to do unfortunately It'd reveal a few gimmicks I am on with due to the specific thread topics
>>84558869>What religion requires a job interview?Cults.
Just before half four and he's already talking to himself it lush x
>>84558873Reprobate
>>84558813>I'm sure you're better at it than you think.Thank you anon.
>>84558879Has to be. And has to be some real weird one for them to have to go to a different country. Even the mormons and jovos have places dotted around the UK.
>>84558873Based welper x
>>84558879>Cults.
I wonder if he talks to himself in person as much as he does ITT?
>>84558903Tell us then it can't be that taboo can it
>>84558779You need to go lad, that's all I'll say. Interpret that any way you like idc
Must be a fun life getting bullied online because you're a nonce x
We do not care about the twolls, heil helper always o/
>>84558602Just tested out le lubeberg for le upcoming breeding trippington w/the 2nd gf (the harem is expanding)Everything appears to be in ordahX
Me? I hope sean has a stroke
>>84558909Sorry. I've said too much
>>84558909Oh it can
>it responds to every single HHL post with an insult or "kill yourself ect..">HHL ignores it all the time just making it even more angrier and meanerIt lush x
Hope the 3rd gf manages to get her shit sorted so I may breed her tooX
Who did the lads vote for in the erections?
>Why of course i juggle 10 gf's at the same time, what gave it away?
>>84558951Green party for me
>>84558951Plaid
I don't understand. I thought HHL lost his pass when he was banned? Twolls lying again.
>>84558951Great Yarmouth First, obviously. You?
>>84558951It doesn't matter who you vote for, Starmertron is unstoppable and will be in power forever.>b...b...but p...p..pls resign"No I don't think I will"
Me? All I've ever known is womfort x
He's talking about himself again isn't he
>>84558964He's had to take a loan from mum to get a new one, repayment date is overdue now, she's going to send her bull round x
>>84558973Hope the rest of your day is lush lid
>>84558967Britfeel is a pro starmer
>>84558973Is it womfy when you're watching csam?
What is even the point of voting?
Off out me x
Luv breeding me i doX
>>84559010Off out to play with the school kids at the park?
>>84559010Go cry at an underpass or something mate
lost job in november, jobless since. got 15k because i didnt spend anything and paying 200-400 a month to live at home. applying for lots of jobs on indeed but parents and siblings are getting angry saying i havent tried enough because i havent gotten an interview yet, telling me to go to job centres and get on linkedin when i doubt thatll work because ive tried centres before and if i cant even get an aldi job locally why would anyone on linkedin take me? feel like the only way out is to kill myself because nothing i ever do will be good enough for them, even when i was employed they always had digs at me. fuck why are they even still controlling me, im an adult paying to live at home so even if i wanted to stay jobless whats the issue? whats the point of even working if im still going to be controlled and looked down on and not given freedom to do what i want? if im being unreasonable i just cant see it.
>>84559013>>84559015>>84559023All the same poster btw lol ^^
Helper says nothing and you all say "how high". It lush x
>>84559010Where you off to lid?
>>84559031Nope, we just all hate sean x
Oh Sean haha
Nope you're wrong... as usual
>>84559012When somebody says go fuck yourself, you don't have to do it, and I don't care what anybody says, it is gay to creampie yourself.
Me? Love Sean x
>>84559049It was a joke. Thanks for playing along
>>84559050>it is gay to creampie yourselfThese are the real questions. Would it even be possible? Has anyone ever done it?
>>84559053Didn't work out so well did it :/
Is it gay to suck a man's cock and make him shoot hot frothy ropes of salty cum into your gullet and swallow it down while moaning and then look him in the eyes while you lick every drop clean from his still throbbing cock?
>>84559062I had a good laugh so it worked out well for me
>>84559057I'm worried about searching about it desu I'd be put on a list
Up the IOW boys Up the Joe
Another mass report meltdown kek
>>84559050>>84559057There is nothing gay about that. It's also not gay to eat your own cum. If you think it's gay then you must also think masturbation is gay since there is a man (yourself) giving you a handjob.
Me? I never liked Gail's bakery anyway.
Wonder if MS will stop me learning to airwalk? I wanna do it, ya get mi blud?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zk6E6UHH7KA
so nobody bats an eyelid that sean has just been caught replying to himself with his pass on? >>84559033
>>84559090He likes to go on about how it never gets to him though weird that
>>84559030Keep going fellow robot, we're counting on you. don't give up
>>84559107Different pass age (2026 vs 2025). You poor little mong, bet you thought you were clever, but you didn't do the most basic fact checking.
>>84559107Nice try mate, try harder next time
>>84559107we dont all have the intelligence of a child like (you) sean
Obsessed with HHL x
God i love pussyLove how stinky and slippery it isX
>>84559130Pretty much like you then?
Me? I already know helper is behind all the same fagging I just filter his posts it is literally that easy. Stubs off btw.
It's like Brexit all over again, although this time 48% to 50%, rather than 48% to 52%. So even closer.Britain is so divided, even over something like Eurovision
>try to make friends>trannies everywhere>trannies for some reason think they have a right to talk shit about "men", and think they're "speaking from a woman's perspective">casual shit talking of anything white or Western. Everyone agrees>people literally think "the racists are sowing division", as if division isn't just inevitable within diversity>people literally still think "vagina bones" is serious and not an inside joke from like 20 years agoWhy bother?
>>84559144Why would you filter him? You are an obsessive mong.
>>84559149I'd vote leave, just because it's gay cringe and stupid. I have no interest whatsoever in TV events.
Anyone had any bumseshes lately?
I quite like Britain's entry this year. Vaguely electronic synth song by LOOK MUM NO COMPUTER with sing along counting lyrics in German.I bet Germany won't vote for us though. The problem with Eurovision is it's completely political, so countries that like each other vote for each other, and you get Ukraine or Israel winning because there's also a judge's vote to rig it.
What an unfortunate series of events
>>84559180Yeah, we need to stop trying to suck up to Euros, who have literally never liked us (because we refuse to be invaded, or let them take over other countries. Imagine...).It is deeply cringe.>Mum look! Mum! The Germans and French like me Mum! I'm cultured, innit!
>>84559163What does it matter to you if I have him filtered or not?
>>84559198>Mum look! Mum! The Germans and French like me Mum! I'm cultured, innit!That'll be my FB feed come eurovision.... grim
Sparked out on that shandyade
Steak and ale pie for tea can't wait what are you having
>>84559281jacket potato
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gestation_crateThis might just be the solution to feminismX
Corrr very big 10 second long thunder at the same time as lightning, it's all kicking off
How come when he says he is going all the seething stops?
4 dairy milk puds, eggs on toast, 6 Bakewell tarts, 30 cocktail sausages, 3 xl chicken skewers and a ham hock pieThis is what I ate so far today
>>84559281Spaghetti and meatballs. Got no booze in though so it's going to be a pleb tier wineless dinner for me
>>84559421Chumba wumba alert
>>84559421You fat bastard is that just a normal day kek
>>84559281I had a pork sandwich earlier. It didn't agree with me. I blame the chef, I probably did something wrong when cooking it.
>>84559066Nah. Pretty straight to me.
>>84559402I think a little lad reported some posts that upset him as he was leaving, so people got put in a timeout or even banned. The poor little lad must be really struggling
They'll not rid me any time soon ;)
i saw an apu the other day
>>84559447I got a temp ban for ban evasion (?) this afternoon so it makes sense what a loser kek
>>84559281I'm having smoked mackerel that's 1 day past the use by. It gonna smell like SSM in here
learning this on't guitar am i not? is challenging, the sweep tap riff is easier than the initial one though but im getting there, shant be learning the full thing fuck that.https://www.songsterr.com/a/wsa/necrophagist-epitaph-tab-s48302
>>84559463You're not using that word correctly, anon.
>>84559498We shall refer to him as ESLmong.inb4 he claims people in Northern Ireland say it
I simply do not care, anon ;)
He thinks I'm from Northern Ireland ha ha ha ha ha
>>84559517You are from India, we know. But you sometimes pretend to be from other places
He think I'm from India ha ha ha ha ha
Lads, earlier today at work I was on a video call with a pajeeta, and afterwards I realised I had cum on my face.Tell me, how over is it? Do you think there's a chance she won't have noticed or won't have known what it was? There was a stringy bit of splooge on my beard.
Will get called a larp but where do I look for a BF? I am a 5/10 autist but am mostly attracted to nerdy introverted guys who are a little right wing. I tried Hinge but found that everyone was too outgoing, 'normal' or just had gym pics. I just want someone who is like me but I think if I went to a 'neurodivergent' dating event I would be too socially aware to fit in. Where would I find this type of male, if they even leave the house? I live near London so it should be easy but it's still a bit far and I don't go there.
>>84559284Solid choice>>84559424Could be worse, just remember to get some when you're out next>>84559436Pulled pork?>>84559490As long as you don't stink of shit the next day
>>845595441/0 Try again next time, it wasn't even believable
In what world is Wes Streeting a good alternative to Starmer? Mad.
>>84559544I'm the man you are looking for. The problem is your post is a LARP.>oh no fit guys with gym pictures want me on Hinge, better go to 4chan to find a real man
>>84559563He's not. Starmer the gigachad is unmoveable.
The big give away for me was knowing a woman would never post in britfeel anyway
>>84559572/britfeel/ is a starmer strongholdWant me to resign? No. I don't give a shit.
>>84559511ESL or genuinely thick af, but I think ESLmong is an apt name for that anon.
He's still going on about it kek
>>84559579Do you think about me all the time?
>>84559590Take meds, ok sweaty.
>>84559572The god king wigger starmer
>>84559598But seriously do you think about me all the time?
>>84559600What's that? I'm the most hated PM in British history? Don't care, we've started the 1000 year Starmer reich
>>84559603I don't know who you are, why would I think about you. Are you projecting again?
>>84559612Like an fishy smell he just won't go away and it's lush x
>>84559613You conjured up a new name for me but you don't know who I am and don't think about me? How's that work?
Thoughts on supermarket jobs? Sure it's not the best job in the world but it's better than no job at all.
>>84559613>I don't know who you are, why would I think about you. >Are you projecting again?You back already lid?
>>84559622You jum,ped in on a conversation where I agreed with what another anon said.Seriously, it's meds time for you anon.
Obsessed ESLmong is having a proper melty (again) tonight (for the 3rd night in a row kek).He jumps from poster to poster obsessing over them, kek.Get a life little chum.
He's back having a melty off trip I wonder if his scooter got nicked
>>84559636Hmmm sure whatever you say lad I think you need the meds
>>84559628Do what you need to make some pennies, anon.
Did someone say the nonce is back?
Fell out with a mate.
>>84559628Depends on who you are as a person and whether you are autistic.I would hate being on checkouts or shop floor staff who get asked questions. But women and gays seem to like that, for the social component. They basically hang out together like an adult daycare.I could probably do a warehouse job, just alone most of the time, taking stuff of pallets. But the worry is there would be rough working class lads with banter.Ideal supermarket job is probably delivery driver. You just go round the shop putting stuff in a basket, and then drive it to someone's house. From what I've heard it's pretty chill, and the people ordering food are usually nice, including yummy mummies that the beast of bude would love.
>>84559650Yes you would, as you're not thinking straight. You're like leonardo dicaprio's character in shutter island.
He posts, you reply.Why? Because you're a nobody x
Mate fell out with me
He doesn't post, you talk about him.Why? Because you is a gay arse obsessed faggot.
>>84559688Who are you talking about little lad?
You're about to get mugged for your sctooer
KEK I couldn't even get scooter right I guess I am ESLMong after all
>>84559550I can't blame you for not believing me. Oh well.>>84559568I have a chubby/weight gain kink so yeah gym men don't appeal to me and they intimidate me a bit because I know they're probably going to be a lot more socially savvy and look down on me. Going to the gym shows that they are probably more extroverted than I would like.
>>84559695Hahahahahaha a decent chuckle was produced
>>84559694Why reply to me, and not to the other anon that I was laughing at. Could it be because it is you? If not, it's really weird how 2 similar posts, and you only reply to one whilst being a fag?Dumb cunt.
>>84559708Not me big man sorry but I did say you needed them meds
Britfeel has been complete shit the past few weeks. All comfyness gone.Is there any alternatives that aren't filled with seethies?
>>84559714So again, you're jumping into conversations not involving you, and acting like a fag.As I said, you're a dumb cunt. Same as most low effort 4chin twolls, kek.Git gud.
It's fine 90% of the time
>>84559725Conversation jumping or IT HIM? Make your mind up lad
>>84559619Party revolt? Don't careVoter numbers down? Couldn't give a shitResign? NOA true CHAD of our times
>>84559736Let us look at the evidence.>>84559714 you yes, claiming IT NOT ME. Yes, it is easy to remove the (You) when using 4chanX, which you are using as just using the native site we can't copy past an image, and you did, that's why the filename just says file, because it do be like that when just copying an image.You are so weak anon, and not very good at this.If you respond to me then I win by making you reply, if you don't, I win by making you feel fearful of replying to me.What do?
My friend is so depressed. He wishes he was dead.
>>84559759>>>84559736>Let us look at the evidence.>>>84559714 you yes, claiming IT NOT ME. Yes, it is easy to remove the (You) when using 4chanX, which you are using as just using the native site we can't copy past an image, and you did, that's why the filename just says file, because it do be like that when just copying an image.>You are so weak anon, and not very good at this.>If you respond to me then I win by making you reply, if you don't, I win by making you feel fearful of replying to me.>What do?Mega melty kek
>>84559759Thanks for teaching me how to do that lad I wasn't aware, have you used that one before? Have fun winning this game, what is it we are playing?
>>84559775>what is it we are playing?4chins. Have you not read the sekrit rules?
Peanut M&Ms are crack, aren't they? My go-to cinema snack too x
>>84559775Sorry I forgot to answer about using the copy paste feature on 4chanX, yes I use 4chanX and it is easier to copy a file rather than save it.
>he 'goes to the cinema'grim
>>84559795I can see you are being deceptive, it's ok, it says a lot
>>84559801What's wrong with that? I go at least 2 times a month x
Love unironically leaving a huge mess after the movie at my local kinoplex
>>84559809>I go at least 2 times a monthDisgusting
Nothing is wrong with it he's humiliating himself again
Once jerked off in a cinema. If anyone noticed nobody said anything.
I fucked a cinema worker in the toilets what a proper naughty bumsesh that was
>>84559807I really don't know what you're talking about. I think you might be soft accusing me of being a dramafag. That's ok, we can think what we want. No need to respond, as you appear to have an agenda here, I suspect subterfuge, but I suppose that is the benefit of an anonymous board, amarite.
>>84559828You do, you're just waiting for me to point it out, you forget that we do this every day.
I think drums are harder to learn than guitar. Picked up guitar relatively easily but I've been learning drums for a little bit now and it's just not going in. Limb independence is a difficult thing.
>>84559827Lad or lass? Very important detail
>>84559836Do we? I thought you was pretending to be a random anon that wasn't part of this, now we do this every day?I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and I'm sure you'll reply pretending to be a random anon. Meds time sweetie.
Goonageddon Ipswich
>>84559598>Sweaty Mongboy.jpg
Me? Just had a shower now cooling downs with a nice cold can of Wango Wero'd Wapple. Got that new wepisode of The Boys to watch later tonight as well. Oh aye x
>>84559854Yes and you know it
>>84559868Yet again, you are just showing us that you are new to this site.
>>84559628Working at Aldi is good money they pay way above minimum wage and offer training to climb the ladder for free.
rather regret relapsing on ketamine.music is just sounds.
>>84559872I know that you obsess over me, pooftah. It's flattering, but I'm not gay, and not going to apologise for it.
>>84559871Unfortunate that you didn't get mugged
This is the 10:05 Cross Mongtry service to Gay, calling at Gayton, Gayland West, Gay Spa, Gayham, Gayling-on-Gay, Gaylington, Grand Gay, Gaycastle and Gay.
>>84559871>blah blahGet a job Sean
>>84559790Me? I'm on the choc-ums grind. Tastes the same and you get more chocolate as well. Lush x
>>84559871How do you keep it so womfy?
>>84559887So is that a yes or no? hmmmmmm
>>84559885Prove it and flush the rest down the toilet. I know blahblah money, that's the punishment for being foolish.Are you female, you never think actions have consequences.
>>84559871Frenchie diesHomelander kills the presidentKimiko is in the process of getting Soldier Boy's nuclear blast power to take out Homelander
>>84559874It's sweety you daft yank cunt
>>84559871Are you going to watch some blurry videos of 12/13 year old boys again then tell everyone about it?
>HURR DURR I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED HURR DUUR Kekking
>>84559894It's a no, I'm not gay. Are you purple spaki?>>84559902OK newfag, are you a big stronk boi?
>>84558865Shippy doesn't have an above average IQ. He drives a van for a living.
>>84559905I never asked if you were gay?
Might buy Coral Island. On sale for 15 quid. Supposed to be one of the best Stardew Valley/Harvest Moon clones.
>Double down? No. TRIPLE DOWN Kekking
>>84559908Aye and he makes more money that you doing it x
Newfags are not even shameful of not knowing anything about this site.Kek, what next, how to updoot?They want spoonfeeding and act like they are epic twolls, kek.Every faggot imitation site is so lacking in quality, they end up here and or copying how we are.
He's talking to himself about imaginary scenarios again kek
>Little lad gets mongboy'd and begins his 5th melty of the dayKekking
>>84559921You don't even know what you said, I don't want to be mean but you're clearly having a mental episode of some kind at this moment in time.Do you have a safety team that you can reach out to?
Any lads here been to rehab?
>>84559934I do, and so do you. You've been going on this melty now for what 10+ posts? i've just been humouring you through it.
Mongboy poster is an angry newfag, kek.Bet he/her came here for lolcows, or for the gems.Oof, being this butthurt. Uh oh, I said a forren.
>Keir Starmer tells MPs that he is a "gooner"https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/2054575703371153826
Another melty is it sir?
That one lad who's always chewing gum
>>84559948You're about to implode!!! RUNNNNNNNNN!
>>84559946Nice, get the projection in early. A good subterfuge tactic. You like ad hominems as well, almost like you have how to be a twoll for dummies on your bedside table.So wound up you're lashing out at anybody, tis unfortunate to see.
why are most nonces white?
I've been here years and I have no idea what the fuck you lads are on about.
>>84559962I've got no idea what you're talking about lad you've been seething at me for hours
Millenia long melty defending himself.. sorry sean!
>>84559965Per capita they're actually one of the lowest represented ethnic groups. They barely make over half of all convicted nonces so even in absolute terms it's looking pretty shakey for the non-whites. Keep in mind that's with the UK still above 80% white.
>>84559967Arbroathy? Is It you?
>>84559965More coloureds in the world, lad. And their 3rd world shitholes won't even have the means to get the news out of the shanty village. Or maybe they face persecution in those villages and have to flee the country and work their way toward here so they they can be rewarded for that persecution.
>>84559984Arbs moved over to britpol because he couldn't take the bants over here lol
>>84559971I've only been here 30 mins and made 10 posts.
entering R's 36 chambers of shaolin
Din-din o'clock soon, is itX
>>84559997Sure you have mate, I'd ask you for proof but you've already shown that you'd be insincere about it
>>84559994>bantsYou mean childish insults and baseless accusations by the feeble minded kings of the keyboard, mega posters.
Finally polished off that box of Lucky Charms. Gets more disgusting by the bowlful and I'm glad it's over.
>>84560013You seem to have me confused with another poster.
Sure I have mate... sure I have
>>84560020I would have thrown it away lad you probably have super cancer now, thankfully over here we have food standards unlike Americans do. Americans used to put titanium dioxide in their skittles which was a known carcinogenic for years and they have been eating them for decades.
Notice how as I draw all attention towards me, the thick cunt can't into seething at anybody and everybody.
>>84560006Bit late, what you having?
attentionless
BIG day for meltymong today, what is it 5 meltys in one day? That has to be a record.
Why is he still going on about it? I don't get it?
>he's still on a meltyOh my days
He must not be able to help himself
>>84559994Sad, I only dip in and out though so not that sad, but still sad
>>84560050He's been rumbled, and is now trying to blame everybody of being him to throw us off the scent.Don't forget, we're probably interacting with at least 1 person with severe mental issues.
Everyone ITT has severe mental health issues
>>84560035>Notice how as I draw all attention towards me, the thick cunt can't into seething at anybody and everybody.Jesus was a smart lad.
meltymong says jumpyou say how high x
>>84560070No there is only me and you in this thread /s
>>84560076Some more than others evidently
>>84560086I told you, I'm not going to bum you, let you suck me off or wank me off. Just take no for an answer you rapey bastard.
Tea has gone cold but I'm not wondering why, I left it on my desk too long..
Melty? On oneGimmicks? Full swingSameswanning? You better believe itNappy? Hot, steaming and full, waiting for Olukemi to change it
>>84559871>The BoysForgot all about this. Thanks for the reminder!>>84560089Doesn't make me a bad person.
>>84560107assaulted anybody lately?
I wonder if we can get meltymong to have another melty?
Meltymong wound up lashing out at anybody
>>84560116I don't think he stops having them till he sleeps.
>>84560113No and what the fuck has it got to do with you if I have?
6 hour record for meltymong is a new record
I've never met a twoll as stupid as meltymong
I wonder when you'll shut up about him, can you set a record for that?
Lollers only assaults adults
Woritos and dips? Set out.Breezers? Cold and waiting to be sunk.The Boys? Ready to go.It Wednesday and it womfy x
>>84560163Frenchie diesHomelander kills the presidentKimiko is in the process of getting Soldier Boy's nuclear blast power to take out Homelanderit's shit
>>84560163And a heart attack wouldn't go a miss
Wanking my little willy x
>>84560163How many 12/13 year old boys you lusted over today?
relax everyone, some of us are just on drugsi recorded myself 'singing' the do - re - mi pattern so monotonously that it wasn't even recorded by my microphone, proving the existence of an anti-voice.
Cheesy chips for me tonight
Never even pissed into a pussy
>>84559965"noncing" is literally a white concept. They don't even think it's wrong in most of the world. See: middle eastern "dancing boys"
Just remembered the third world exists. Scary.
>>84560207it low key doesn't exist now. They've got iPhones, and we've got honour killings. The distinctions are eroding entirely.
Apparently Sunderland was invaded by an army of robots?Could be good for eternal shut ins and lazy dossers to have their food delivered to them faster.
>>84560207*opens his curtains*Shit, so it does.
>>84559421are you on a diet?
Sean Allan the vile beast from Thorney Close
>>84560214>>84560220I agree that we're sliding into it by importing the third world and enacting third world policies, but trust me you have no idea how bad it can actually get. I've been to some of the worst fucking places on the planet. We need to arrest the decline immediately.
>>84560217welpers webab wrap in that robot
>>84560231You are correct about me (2nd reply), I can only imagine, but imagination doesn't really conjure sounds and smells. There are brown areas where I live, and it's totally different to what things should be like, and they are unpleasant, but I imagine that is 90% better than the shitholes their ancestors came from.
The beast from the north east
There are three schools within a 0.5km radius of Thorney Close, including an 'infant school'. Fuck me this a fucking disaster waiting to happen.
whos the nonce looking at schools
>>84559949>Mr Speaker, I am a goonerHoly based. And he refuses to resign, he just wanks off in 10 Downing Street all day. And there is nothing anybody can do about it.
>>84560267It's like he's dying to get his NONCE fantasies out into reality. Probably goes through the archive during his goon sessions, one would assume.They are his version of little souvenir trophies serial killers keep.
>>84560252>There are brown areas where I live, and it's totally different to what things should be like, and they are unpleasant, but I imagine that is 90% better than the shitholes their ancestors came from.Yeah, don't get me wrong the state of things here is fucking dire because we are used to and expect and should have English standards and English quality of life. But fuck me compared to the actual third world we're a paradise. Obviously so, that's why they all want to come here.The average white liberal has a delusional view of what the third world truly is and how it operates. They think it's basically just like England but occasionally you have a dusty road and there are more market stalls. No Jill deary, trust me, they would rape you to death and throw your eyes in a bonfire if they thought it would let them cast a good luck spell.
>cuckGPT still doing the "And honestly?" shit even though i've told it to stopckin ell
>>84560289>should have English standards and English quality of life.Nope sorry, the psyop against the English over the last few decades has almost dismantled England. No no, English bad, England bad, racist drunken yobs ALL OF EM.
>>84560281Why're you thinking about any of that? Grim.
>>84560297It tried to persuade me to scan for hidden listening devices after I asked it about a homemade radio schematic.It's a fucking paranoid loony.
>>84560304Wait, anon, you're not a racist are you?
>>84560217i'm not an engineer or a designer, but there's something very 'brute force' about this.
>>84560305Ok.>>84560310No I don't work for the media.
>>84560297>>84560307Why are so many of you spending your time talking to ChatGPT. Is it loneliness?
>>84560261Corrr I wonder if they have an email address
Endless heavy hail storms today mean the neighbour's kids have not been outside laughing and playing, so I finally get some peace and quiet.To be honest, I still haven't recovered from my previous 4 hour wank sesh, so don't even want to masturbate right now.
>>84560337What is it that you wank to? Not being morbid, if you're having a 4 hour sesh it has to be something juicy
meltymong on a mad one todaylashing out at everyoneit sad
>>84560344We know you have, pipe down now please, the night guard are here x
>>84560324I dont have conversations with it, i use it like a search engine, if the answer is wrong i start checking websites, just speeds things up more often than not. It did go through a period of ending answers with "and there's this one cool trick, do you want to know?" and i had to set it up to not do that again, just answer the fucking question fully.
I've only ever used gemini but nothing else what is different about them? it's just AI isn't it?
>>84560341I shan't be saying because I know what people are like and I don't want to be judged or bullied.
>>84560359Ask Gemini "Do Jews control their bowels?"post results.
>>84560360We're all friends here as long as it is above board there isn't anything to be worried about
>>84560365Here you go, I better not end up on a list now lid.
What's scary about AI is most people don't know how it works or its drawbacks, yet now it's the first thing shown when you Google something. People treat it like an infallible oracle.I work in the industry and I do know how it works, and it's both amazing and terrifying (how reliant on it everybody already is) and how prone it is to getting things wrong whilst sounding like an expert.Otherwise intelligent people are fooled simply because it's erudite and sounds like it knows what it's talking about, but it's perfectly possible for it very confidently say something that's complete nonsense and can also be coerced into saying pretty much anything, due to the way it works (next word predictor) it's only ever saying what is most likely based on the prompt. All the big AIs secretly add stuff to whatever prompt you use to encourage it to give better responses and not to say anything forbidden.
>>84560373thank you, fellow antisemite.Just showing that if you talk about Jews you are accused of antisemitism in some way.It's all fucked. They've got to go.
>>84560381I think you should have sex lad
>>84560367Well I have become addicted to cum and I've been watching videos of multiple men depositing loads into the same fanny without any cuts.I don't think there is a name for that which you can search for, but I recently discovered the motherload, like an absolute goldmine of this type of content, hence why I've been very busy with the wanking.
>>84560381>I work in the industryOoohh, what do you do lad?
>>84560381Also the biggest atheist and "big brained" evolution scientist Richard Dawkins wrote an article saying he thinks AI is conscious and he renamed her from Claude to Claudia. He basically found someone who is verbose as he is and fell in love lol.Truly incredible how otherwise intelligent people have been one shot by AI. It would take about an hour to research how LLMs work and what they really are, and it's also trivially easy to expose their weaknesses.
>>84560393I think you're referring to a gangbang lad
>>84560381The vast majority of people are genuinely stupid. NPC meme is real.Woo cares if it wrong, it can do the same thing that I can BUT QUICKER. WOW it so smart.The future looks bleak.
Mr Speaker, I am a gooner
Talking to AI for company. Grim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKq2flvS7dw
>>84560381>I work in the industryProof?
>>84560381this feels like a post from 2024i'm saying this as a thirtysomething, do you actually remember the years?>>84560373i don't know what this has refreshed.
hhl works in the loser industry
>>84560393You need to find Jesus on a serious note, that isn't healthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IBVIncDXp0
Feel emotional today, massive melty on the cards later
Chinese on a wednesday 4x lush https://youtu.be/fpfx46d9dpQ
>>84560603Upset lad meltdown ;_;
>>84560618Corrrrrrrrr I bet his shits are rotten
>>84560549So I said I didn't want to share in case I was judged, and then I get judged by Jesus.
>>84560633Strange that you have such a webm saved
>>84560603go to sleep lad and listen to brown noise to get your mind clear
Not as good as last week's wepisode but still not bad. Don't really feel sad to see Frenchie die as I've always found him and the chinky lass to be lowkey annoying. They doing my main man the Deep dirty too, I hope he has a redemption arc. Finale next week. End of an era x
>>84560633I enjoy marks fishy antics what can I say
>>84560647How many kids do you groom on a weekly basis?
>>84560650So you admit you enjoy it. You are aroused by it aren't you.
>>84560641What is brown noise?
>>84560655Depends how unruly their hair is.
>>84560618Yummy yummy in marks tummy
>>84560647Dear HelperLad,I know you must be having a tough time right now. Being banned for most of the year, and then coming back and being bullied by lots of people whenever you post. It's nasty.I just wanted to say, that there is nothing wrong with going to therapy. You can get it off your chest, talk about your feelings. Your feelings matter.Don't get angry and bottle it up inside and have another meltdown that leads to you getting yourself banned.
>>84560647Kiddy fiddling wrongun
>>84560655Why are you obsessed with noncing? Nonce.
I'd pay to have a sit down meal with mark, imagine the stories he'd tell? I could listen to him for hours
>>84560647post a picture of your thumb-sized cock
>>84560670just like a constant noisei used to think constantly and not be able to relax when i slept because of itbrown noise really helped me just switch off my brainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MemVxEquE
Feel stuffed off all them woritos. No more snacks for me tonight x
>>84560687You would smell him for hours
>>84560706Back off to watching questionable videos again?
>>84560706Why are you still alive, it is sad really.
I prefer white noise myself https://youtu.be/bkk2H3Ztrfk
>>84560707Lovely fishy mackerel smell lingering with me wow I am actually getting emotional thinking about it. I wonder if he'd let me buy any used items off of him? You know, ones with a bit of baked in stench already.
>>84560727You aren't right in the head. But I am sure Mark would sell you his smelly clothing, the question is why would you want it you dirty bastard
I'd probably venerate it as a relic of some kind, in a 1000 years you never know someone might find it and think we worshipped ssm
Baddest of them all
>>84560734Obviously I didn't mean to upload that picture there. But feel free to beat my score of 67 if you can https://right-to-complain.co.ukI know most of you are southern fairies
I'd reveal my location but I'd rather not
Finishing off the rest of these Breezers. Might as well x
>>84560799Don't go on a another melty and start watching csam again please
>>84560799Paedophiles like you need the death penalty
No late ones tonight. Got that eye test booked in tomorrow morning x
>>84560774Average? It's grim up here.
>>84560812You need those eyes in tip top condition so you can keep watching THAT video
>>84560812Go start a blog or something mong
>>84560818BRATFUDS VICKED INIT
I think he wants to see THAT video and won't shut up about it until he does
Sorry won't be falling for that one lad
i.i...i...i d...d...didn't wwwwwatch it y...y...you w...w...want t..t...to t...t..t.thoughshahaahahahahha
Always been a big fan of MGMT me, anyone else? https://youtu.be/KcZ90cdJZEE
I think that counts as choon posting timehttps://youtu.be/Jaa7RCdksC4
Me? Listening in full to the Red Hot Chili Peppers ~ May 13, 2003 ~ Air Canada Center ~ Toronto, Canada https://youtu.be/F6bJ56zSd98
Another Breezer garn down the hatch x
Another drunk meltdown incoming
>>84560889Do you think you and I could be friends?
>>84560894Will you be reading every one of your online obsessions posts?
Done a sneezeington just now meX
>>84560906He writes them himself so I'd say so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CWb9CVPShMGives the term "dubai porta potty" a whole nu meaning, innit heh
>>84560889Paid sandra back for the pass yet?
Choonington xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydCLZTJUsKA
>>84560940Nonce tune more like noncelad
>>84560936>dubai porta pottyIt smells of pistachio?
This world needs more dreamcore vibes. Crossy knows the score x
Noncecoded photo
>>84560969Do you go to flamingo land just so you have the chance to encounter more kids?
>>84560969You are having a mental breakdown lad. Help is available. Call NHS 111.
Bullying myself online to gain favour with people I'll never know
>>84561002>Bullying myself online to gain favour with people I'll never knowmeds
The truth cuts like a knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpCG-QcXQOcThis chinky ahh bish literally looks like the pink azn glasses plushie meme lol
>You are having a mental breakdownI'm literally playing Fortnite rn and drinking me breezers. I am pretty chill tonight but okay x
>>84561044Jump off a bridge ASAP
>>84561044You don't get it lad you're his dolly in his online fantasy world
>>84560965I heard a lass from my old school became one of them. She was a slag though so
He seethes that much he gives his seethe personas names>what a life
>>84561044Grooming kids online again?
>>84561072An influencer willing to get shat on for a few grand?
>>84561070If he's the same lid who's been lashing out at all other posters all day he's defo the one who needs to seek help. This place is getting too mentally ill, even for me lmao.
>>84561083Yeah. I feel sorry for her family, her brother was a decent guy
>>84561108But you're the one bullying yourself lad? You've been doing it for years.
>>84561108Disgusting vile pervert
>>84561072Just thought, could also be a low level OF whore, and some arab slid into her DMs. Chuck a few grand at her then invite her over and do what you want to her as she's a whore for money.Bet it's happened to some on there. Could even just kill them afterwards, nothing to them is it.
Who needs Flamingo Land when Cheshire Ice Cream Farm exists?
>>84561044>>84561108You need help lad. I am worried about you.
>>84561072Apparently most of the air hostesses on Emirates planes are all getting shagged by rich Arabs by night
>>84561108>the same lid who's been lashing out at all other posters all dayYeah, it's you. You hate it when the topic of conversation doesn't include you, even if it degrades you.
>>84561133Nope. I only post on trip. Even when I was banned for 30 days you lot still talked about me every single day. Not my fault you're completely obsessed with me is it?
>>84561162>Even when I was banned for 30 days you lot still talked about me every single dayHow do you know this little lad
No you don't sean, you've outed yourself many a time posting what you thought was anonymously, only to have forgotten to take the trip off. You're a liar.
I believe Helper is a good person. He does not deserve the bullyings. People need to be kinder around here. Let's all try to be better and just get along.
>>84561167He was here every day
Next he'll say it was a shitpost
It's always a comfy uploaf from Mr Sam https://youtu.be/s7wLz4xzyIk
>>84561168He made some mistakes in his past, but he is a changed person now. He has had none of the nose clams since January, he does not pay for humiliation porn. We could actually all learn a lot from HelperLad, if you look at how much he has turned his life around.
>>84561190I didn't ask and I don't care
The world is a bit like Gotham. Full of corruption and greed and cowardice.
https://youtu.be/7FTsh8iG1RE
I've suddenly got a craving for salt and vinegar discos. I wish I could get a GF, maybe i'd not be such a fat cunt craving shit at this hour.
>>84561225You would be fat if you had a gf. You would still eat salt and vinegar discos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkCg7wR3_hIGood docukino thisLuv that particular sassyarse narratoress
>>84561168Kek it's actually real https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81280172/#81282914
mini choon sesh then beddingtongs https://youtu.be/eeCRBX_SZ88
>>84561265He has made some mistakes, who hasn't.A man does not deserve to be punished for eternity.
HitlerHomelanderHelperThree greatly misunderstood men.
>He has made some mistakes, who hasn't.>A man does not deserve to be punished for eternity.Mong
Outsiders are noisy tonight. Not right to call them newfags, as they aren't part of this place. Just here for our amusement.
https://youtu.be/mHVM67lYqM8 Why's he saving the kids from men in suits?
https://youtu.be/MIfjQz9EReY
Still on nofap rn for the breeding sow arnt iX
>>84561241Thanks anon gonna give this a watch then get off to bed :))
Might go for a Spoons trekkie brekkie after my eye test appointment tomorrow. Oh aye x
>>84561370Are you going to have a little samefag at the same time?
>>84561339Well... let me answer with another question.What did he mean in his song "They Don't Care About Us"?Lyrics:Beat me, hate meYou can never break meWill me, thrill meYou can never kill meJew me, sue meEverybody do meKick meKike meDon't you black or white meIn case it's not obvious: Perhaps in his video game he was saving kids from the Epstein types. And they slandered him and destroyed his reputation for it.
>>84561370Corrrr she looks lovely. And you know she was in Wetherspoons for some cock, damn these harlots. Can't a man drink in peace at 9am
That's a yes then
Really cba with work tomorrow. Might pull a sickie.
remembered when i posted my guitar playing here and everyone bullied me and it discouraged me from playing for months
Uh oh looks like i've run dry
Might shidd me selfx
>>84561430I wouldn't, it's not as fun as it sounds.
>>84561401Don't listen to what anyone says here lad. This general is full of bitter miserable energy vampires who just want others to be as miserable as them. Only good posters are DVD lad, Crossy and HelperLad. If they ever leave for good then I'm fucking off too.
They've upset me now I'm going to crypost about it
>>84561399Just so you know, if you aren't actually ill and are pretending to be ill, that's against the law. "Pulling a sickie" as you term it is stealing from a company. It's wrong and immoral.
>>84561437HelperLad is the biggest energy vampire of all.
I VANT TO SUCK YOUR ENERGY!
>>84561452Who are you? My boss? Fuck off jobsworth I'll do whatever I want.
Nu breadinghams semi-soonish, is it not my liegeX
>>84561399I did this but because I could work at home I just used to log in, glance at the emails every so often, and do fuck all. Then it became habit, I'd just do that anyway, then it became almost every day. I got away with this all through covid up until last year when I am sure I was about to be rumbled so I had to find a new job. I've been doing largely the same at my new place.
Not had a dinosaur thread for years, just sayin.
Dinothread could be lushNot baking though
>>84561401I vaguely remember that and thinking it was just normal guitar that didn't warrant the abuse I think jt was just someone being a dick for the sake of it
Did someone say dinosaur edition??>>84561486>>84561486>>84561486
>>84561466You are being immoral and you will feel guilty.
to the twentysomething anons who 'won't reach 30', i get it, but ffs make yourselves comfortable (liver)
>>84561490>>84561504>>84561162>Nope. I only post on tripI thought you didn't post off trip sean?
