karaage editionprevious >>84547621
>>84564753Is that nigga eating general tso
>>84564753I hope story gets a good feast like this one for his birthday
i got bloody shit from rough anal
>>84564846Not enough lube
>>84564846>i got bloody shit from rough analMental illness
How do I get my boyfriend to stop eating so much without being rude about it? I cant fit my hand around his whole wrist anymore and im sad about it.
>>84565094Most wholesome and productive way would be shifting both of you together on a healthier lifestyle. Take better care of both of your diets and exercise, not just "you're fat stop eating".
>>84565094>How do I get my boyfriend to stop eating so much without being rude about it?You don't, because it is rude. Let your bf eat if he like it and then ask him to join you for some easy outdoor activity so you can start exercising. Maybe he's eating because he's stressed, have you thought about that?
Meow *attacks*
im too entrenched in NEETdom for this to happen
i love cocks and dildos smashing my totally neetdom lonely incel pussy
>>84565276noooo I'm turning into a ginger finnish twink HEEL-yay! Where's hubbie? I want hubbie right meow!
I'm super evil, yay*pushes red button out of boredom*
belly getting big af
>>84563013Is it opposite day in finland?
>>84565718h-hot how big is it getting?
>>84565454I can't even use dildos because it's hard to use them when I live with parentsI'm 29 btw
waaa voting rights were a mistake. I should take all political decisions yay
>>84565767>tfw no cute bf living with his parents like mehow could we even get to have sex together tho?? Would our love find a way?
>>84565778Technically I have enough to move out. I just don't want to because I don't want to live alone
On a thousand islands in the seaI see a thousand people just like meA hundred unions in the snowI watch and walking, falling in a rowWe live always undergroundIt's gonna be so quiet in here tonightA thousand islands in the seaIt's a shame
>>84565800Oh so you're not a neet..
>tfw no sweet ISFJ bf
>>84565828W-why do you sound so disappointed anon?
>>84565917because I have no one I can relate to
This is a NEETGod thread. Begone wagies or bow down
I fap to femboys or twinks 2 times a day every day every week every year and now my cock hole is red and swollen and it stings a bit
>tfw no neet bf to tease while working
>>84565962Are you also an old crusty hypervirgin like me at least?
>>84566071You would grow to resent him for being a NEET while you have to work
>>84566222Maybe, but I mostly work from home so it could be kinda fun
>>84566079>old29 isn't old, fuck youuu
>>84566281you're an IT guy aren't you?
>>84566307A programmer, yeah
>>84566289I'm literally 1 year away from being a wizard
>>84566363she says it to everyone, you could be 60 and he will mutter the same thing
I will never be in a relationship because I'm almost 30 and old and ugly and even if I could fix my body and height one thing remains it's my tiny penis. I hate to go on the internet and see blacks that are decade younger than me already spot and show the huge big black thick cocks and balls the size of a sagging grapefruits, it's like there was never a chance for me and their gigantique huge black cocks are like 10x times size of mine and 10x more girthy
>>84565094you don't. worry about yourself, not others.
>>84566651Just bottom if your dick is sm0l
>>84564795I'm about to attempt to bake a birthday cake for myself. Don't know what I'll do for dinner but I did get donuts for breakfast.
Almost accidentally outed myself in the worst possible way twice in last two days.
>>84567121Do tell more anony
>>84566897I don't want to be just a bottom and even if I do they'll still see my little penis flopping helplessly and I don't want them to see it and hate me because my penis is small because it's disguting
>>84567133Just failed to hide my dildo properly and came very close to my family seeing it.
>>84567159post yourself on a dildo
I'm lonely sniffle nobody love me waa
>>84567244You are finally correct for once
>>84567299I'm always correct tho
>>84567329Only when it comes to you not being good enough for love and happiness
>>84567344I didn't say that tho are you regarded
>discord bf doesnt text me. >get angry and ignore him because he doesnt text me back instantly
>>84567555Nice I have BPD too
>>84567349>using the reddit self-censorship word instead of just saying retarded.
>>84567613I like saying words wrong I can say retarded just fine
>>84567613you also forgot>being a tranny>being a teehee i'm so quircky tranny>not being an interesting person to talk with all
>>84567718Rent free I don't talk about being nonbinary at all, in fact you guys talk about it multiple times more than I ever do.
>>84567057let us know how it came out. Post a pic if you want
I like meow's wrong talk, it's funny
>>84567159That's what you get for using sex toys degenerate lol
What about meow's wrongthink then huh
ISFJ boyfriend...need...
How I feel when I talk to wagies:
What's your MBTI r9gay?
How I feel when I post in /r9gay/:
>>84567976I didn't know I was a loli
I will have my first gentleman caller in about a decade. Here's hoping that I don't get kidnapped and murdered!
>>84568060write here if something goes wrong, so they can track your location
>>84567850I got lazy and didn't start yet, adhd yay. Now I'm starting.
>>84568027More like a short gremlin lol
>>84564753>>84564790>>84564795Why is it so hot when a guy has an appetite?
2nd semi finals is #eurovision, this is the official rankings/opinions/etc>Bulgaria TikTok brainrot >Azerbaijan Boring>Romania Bottom bdsm whore anthem but not bad surprisingly >LuxembourgDeluxe edition, best song so far tonight>Czechia Decent, pretty good
>>84568116if you don't feel inspired now, try tomorrow. It's better to stay focused for a good job instead of doing something lazily
>>84568185its a store bought mix, all I have to do is add the eggs and oil and stir it up. If I put it off then I just won't do it and the cake mix will join the brownie mix I got for Christmas sitting in the pantry for years until I finally throw it away.
>>84562953>>84562969Who is correct here?
>>84568201Oh, then do it! Put some music on
>>84568237You know what storybangers in my time were? I was such a poser sniff sniff mother
>>84568244no I don't, tell me buddy
>>84568310not me, anyway the oven is preheating. I just hope the non-stick spray still good Its from years before mom died.
>>84568244kind of shitty>>84568321did you put the cake in the pan already?
>>84568357No the oven is still preheating. The spray expired roughly a year ago based on the date. Still safe to use or should I put it off until I can buy another can?
>FranceGreat>ArmeniaHorrible >Switzerland Pretty good>CyprusLame gypsy shit>AustriaShit but they're not winning this year anyway so who cares>LatviaOk ig>Denmark Very good
>>84568381I don't usually use spray. Butter and then flour is what I put on the pan before pouring the cake mixture. I oil the pan with butter and then put some floor all around, check on some recipes. If you want to use the spray, check the smell first, it might be rancid
>>84568437yeah I smelled it and it stank like hell. Threw it away and turned everything off. I'll get another bottle tomorrow. I hadn't even opened the mix box yet so I can do it then.
Maltese guy is extremely attractive but the song is a mess
>Australia Could've been worse but I expected more from everyone's favorite eu country>Ukraine Boring>UKWeird but in a good way>AlbaniaEpic>MaltaDecent>NorwayDecent
can a guy truly love another guy? Real love, I'do everything for you love, I want you to be happy whatever happens love? Not "love you as long as I can play with you"
>>84568974I think so, I hope so, but I also think it's quite rare, most normalfag gays are just coomers who only care about the physical pleasure side of things
>>84567968INFP and I hate it
Meow I'm fat and gay who want me
>>84568146Also because he can just fuck cuckbots bf instead a hole is a hole
Dude just lemme get you pregnant already, I know you wanna waddle around for nine months.
>>84567765I don't think spamming bbc threads on 4chan counts as creative endeavor but to each his own cuckbot
>>84563682Is this why scatbot started going after men? Did you have to include poop in the op lol
Kill people who link gross bullshit threads and posts with hammers
Kill avatarfagsKill spammersKill those who don't make original postsKill non virgins who post here
So true I agree
I wish gaming was more fun lately I just don't feel it
>>84564753damn im hungryty for reminding me i need to get starch>>84564790i forgot how this tastes or never had it, so im checking the ingredients rnim also dasuan... changshi... yixie hua shengcai caiyao........ dan zhe... dao cai... juedui zhide yi shi...This Post Was Made By "Guangdong Golden Happiness Rice Co., Ltd."
