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Ratface physiognomy edition
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>>84566218
Now there's a face I can trust
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First for WIGGER STARMER
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/britfeel/ is a starmer stronghold
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>>84566218
Horrible edish. Fuck you.
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>>84566218
His teeth irritate me for some reason? Is he a heroin addict?
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>>84566218
More like nonce physiognomy. Is that seethemong?
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Things are bad but they're going to get a lot worse is faggot streeting becomes PM
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Chicken Casserole for an early dinner today, early night as well me thinks x
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>>84566279
I'm having steak and chips I might even go all out and have some onions rings as well if I've got them in
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Seethemong had an ultra melty and then a mental breakdown and it 10x lush
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>>84566279
That actually looks LUSH
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>from comfy dinosaur edish to political edish

You had ONE job OP, and you fucked it up.
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>>84566294
Sounds good! I hope you enjoy lid
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>>84566303
It looks shit. Giant piece of undercooked red onion, thin sauce, tiny bowl.
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>>84566279
I've been debating a chinese or a chippy but I can't decide
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>Rental property goes up for viewing
>I book a viewing at the earliest possible time
>Get a call three days before the viewing saying it's been Let Agreed
>This happens at least five times
So I'm guessing viewings are entirely out of the question when it comes to rentals and you just play the blind game?
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>>84566279
Were you the lad who posted a casserole a little bit ago?
If so, lad, I applaud the effort but you really need to up your game a bit. Brown the meat thoroughly before putting it in the slow cooker. Chop your vegetables more finely and more uniformly. Add some water + cornflour mix to thicken the broth and give it more body and gloss. Add dried herbs.

Your food looks fine, but just a bit anaemic and it lacks the mouth-watering pre-meal quality.
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>>84566263
>>84566248
>>84566296

New bread so pipe down please it is good energy only
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>>84566320
100 Somalians ahead of you in the queue lad, and they get guaranteed payment by the government to live there
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>>84566319
Chippy always but they're both quite expensive!

>>84566324
No not me I'm afraid but I'll take that onboard, thanks :)
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>Denis Healey, one of six formidable candidates in Labour's 1976 leadership election, was a grammar school boy from Yorkshire who achieved a double first in classics at Oxford, served in the second world war (including as beachmaster at the Battle of Anzio), was mentioned in dispatches, demobbed as a major, spoke several foreign languages, and was a gifted amateur painter and pianist and all-round aficionado of the arts. The decline in calibre of British parliamentarians cannot be overstated.

Funny because I think it goes very understated how these post-war "titans" with their double firsts and unbelievable bravery gave us one of the most apparent and significant periods of absolute and relative decline in British history.
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>>84566320
Are you going private or doing it through a lettings agency?
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>>84566348
Lettings agencies. I have no idea how I'd even begin private viewings without them.
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>>84566341
>No not me I'm afraid but I'll take that onboard, thanks :)
No worries lad, wasn't trying to be harsh, but it pains me when young lads are clearly doing good and getting themselves cooking, but also not doing basic quality of life improvements that are easy to do and add a whole new level to home cooking.

Unironically watch youtube cooking vids, we're genuinely in a golden age of home cooking, so much good information and excellent tips that can be absorbed super quickly.
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>Why yes madam, I can hypnotise you into having larger breasts
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>>84566375
He's a freak. I really do not know how anyone can vote green.
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Can someone make a good edish please?
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>>84566362
Are you looking for a place that accepts bennies? Not asking to troll.
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>>84566279
Me? KFC later on. I might even post a piccy x
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>>84566411
No, I get paid for grafting.
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>>84566386
Even if you put a a normal person at the head of the party, who the fuck wants to vote for their platform? I ask rhetorically of course, it's immigrants and hard leftists who hate England and English people, but come on it's pure insanity. Mass borrowing to pay for unlimited welfare. Open borders. Basically abolishing law enforcement. Do they know they are free to go live in Congo if they really want that sort of country?
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morning lads. second batch of post. let's just say 'it included 103 cans of pop' and i'm not going downstairs for a third round trip.

>>84563605
Captain Blood I1935), lad, that's what you want. Flynnkino. did you give Skyrim a whirl?

>>84565519
nice piccy, this. slight suggestion of adventure.

>>84566328
seconding this. we all have our problems. bladder pain, ketamine shortages, Britain can take it x
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>>84566419
Ah ok I cannot help it was more benefit related
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>>84566375
>>84566386
You've been hypnotised into voting against your own class interests in favour of what billionaires want.
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Ruth blushing as she twerks naked in front of me with a buttplug up her arse.
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>>84566423
Shut your trap you fucking idiotic mong
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>>84566422
Get real lad. London is the only part of England that is worth a damn. Bath and Bristol are ok too, I suppose.
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>>84566436
Billionaires want your country to be an open sewer with no borders, flooded with immigrants to suppress your wages. Boris Johnson has went on record literally saying the banks told him to cause the Boriswave to try and suppress wage growth.
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>>84566444
London is a disgusting foreign shit hole. I don't ever even want to visit it again, let alone live there.
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>>84566457
I went once back in the day when I was a mong for the free tommy robinstein rally or whatever what a load of bollocks that was
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>>84566444
What are you talking about? I'm not inherently anti-London, or anti-city generally, I just find it disgusting how we've given up massive parts of our cities to ethnic mafias with our taxes fueling it and would prefer if we undid that rather than turbocharge it.
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>>84566461
I was forced to go there in 2018 for work, and I was shocked by how bad it was. Really like walking around in a cross between Nigeria, Pakistan, India and Somali. Very unsafe, very expensive, and just a horrible experience.

Swore I would never go back to London but from what I've heard it's become significantly worse since then. Less than 35% white now, with signs in foreign scribble language everywhere and blacks on bikes stealing people's phones out of their hand.
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>>84566471
It's also got a knock-on effect in areas like Cornwall and the North, because white flight to these areas is hurting both job prospects and housing availability due to the population boom.
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I would love it if Sean did vlogs. He should set up a YouTube like SSM and give people updates about what he's up to. He has a lot of fans already just from his text-based updates in this thread.
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>>84566461
>free tommy robinstein rally
I went to that. I'm glad I woke up to the fact he is an israeli asset.
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>>84566471
I've never been but it sounds like I'm not missing much
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pop can #103 acquired. neighbours encountered? 0.

>>84566442
you that lad who dislikes himself?

>>84566444
>>84566457
>>84566471
Sondheim put it best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xamDprXBtBg
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>>84566423
TY. A very small amount of adventuring was had, I might go on another one tomorrow. I've been thinking about geocaching, there is actually quite a few in my area.
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>>84566496
What is your political alignment?
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>>84566454
>believing a word Boris Johnson says
>>84566457
You couldn't afford to live there. You'd never make it in London.
>>84566467
It doesn't bother me. I have a great life. You don't?
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>I went to London once
Kek one of life's losers right here
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>>84566218
For anyone wondering, yes, he is Jewish.
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>I have a great life.
proof de lid?
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>>84566540
You couldn't afford to pay me 1 million pounds to hold you hostage in a mouldy basement.
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If Starmer goes the Boriswave will be full citizens by the next election. It's time to #SaveStarmer and ensure we get #TenYearKeir.
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>>84566545
>>84566552
Shut it will you, we're comfy.
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>>84566553
Comparing a mouldy basement to the best city in the country where all of the big opportunities are. Lol. What a cope from a saddo who can't make it.
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Best city in the world, only a weak loser would have a problem with getting your phone snatched by a sudanese machete boy on a moped. Who cares? Just get another phone.
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>>84566566
The point which your 70 IQ brain failed to get is that you are telling me I couldn't afford to live in a horrible place that I don't want to live in. It's retarded.

The fact you live in London means you're probably brown, which would explain why you can't understand simple analogies.
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>>84566559
Starmer ain't fucking leaving
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>>84566577
It's only a horrible place to you because you're a failure in life. People who are successful can afford to live fantastic lives there.
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I went to London once and it was alright
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>>84566559
I just don't see the ILR changes going through even if Starmer stays desu.
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Women will take three dicks up their arse on camera and then be like "erm ackshully you need to respect me!".

Riiiiight...
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>>84566559
Corrrrrrr love a bit of boriswave I do
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never taken a dick up my arse me
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>>84566572
It's never happened to me yet and my phone is insured. I'm not going to pretend it doesn't happen but the bottom line is I'd probably never be able to afford to have an iPhone 17 Pro Max if I was living in a grim low wage city anyway so fuck it.
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Say what you want about the tories us bennymongs will never see the likes of their bennies ever again. The golden years are behind us.
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>>84566611
Talk to pegginglad, he'll convince you
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>>84566621
But welfare spending is going up...
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>>84566592
I'm not a failure in life. I have a good job, earn a lot, own my own home, living in a beautiful 96% white town.

You are trying to convince me to go to a disgusting shit hole that I already visited and was horrified at how bad it was. Keep coping since you cannot escape, you are a brownoid on benefits, that's what 65% of Londoners are.
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>>84566634
That's mostly pensions
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>>84566642
Okay? Are pensions not welfare?
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>>84566592
Why do you hate billionaires then if this is how you see life? Jealous cause they've done better than you?
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Enjoy your bennies while you can. You have 4 years max before they're removed. The crying in this thread is going to be lush x
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No bennymong will be better off than we are right now. Not with liebour halving the health element for new claimants.
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>>84566640
>good job
I doubt it. I bet you don't even make 60k a year.
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>>84566653
I don't hate billionaires. I just don't believe they have my best interests in mind.
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Me? Light touch reviews only
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London mongs desperately want to convince us to be jealous lmfao. It bothers them the entire world hears London and thinks 3rd world Congolese ooga booga land. Nobody is impressed that you live in London. We grimace, we think of crime, savages.
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>>84566679
You are a faggot desu mate
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>>84566687
I don't think you'll be jealous. You'll just continue to cope.
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>>84566702
You think we should be impressed you live in London and that's just not reality in 2026.
Did you hear so and so moved to London?
Ewwwww
Thats what people actually think now. In the UK and abroad. Its a joke of a place.
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>>84566702
You are talking to multiple people mate. You won't be able to convince anyone that a dirty African crime zone is a desirable place to live. The only coping is from you.
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>>84566679
>I just don't believe they have my best interests in mind.
They have more money and success than you so they deserve our votes desu. If the green party wanted our votes they should have done better in life. Sounds like you're jealous of Farage lol.
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>>84566717
You're not wrong

t. seether who isn't currently seething
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>>84566715
Cope.
>>84566717
Cope. Everyone knows that London is the only place that matters in the UK. There's a few other nice places to live but they are essentially backwaters.
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>>84566722
Farage isn't a billionaire lad. I do acknowledge his talents and successes though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PQPPJd9zZo
>An adaptation of Sondheim's renowned musical take on the story of a murderous barber in Victorian London, which features a grim but darkly comic tone and stylised violence in its depiction of vicious and grisly murders.
>18 certificate

o i am lolllin' at the BBFC. quite liked last night's pirate fillum with Johnny Depp, but the lad does not know how to do accents. or sing.
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>>84566724
London is the only place in the UK where house prices have been falling... because Brits are fleeing. The government is bringing in millions of people from Africa and Afghanistan and paying private landlords to house them. Who wants to live next to that? lmao

>Everyone knows that London is the only place that matters in the UK
"Everyone knows" lol. It's basically a meme at this point how bad London is, the entire world looks down on it because of how bad it is.
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Making a cuppa brb
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>>84566724
Bro thinks he lives in the 90s lol. The image of London on the world stage now is. Third world. Stabby. Rapey. Savages. That's it. You crying on britfeel won't change that lol.
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>>84566734
It's a talking point among populist right wing politicians and political commentators in America that London is bad. I suppose you've been highly influenced by them in your bedroom.
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>>84566727
>I do acknowledge his talents and successes though.
Who tf are you lol you acknowledge him? He doesn't need you to acknowledge him lol hahaha faggot. Politics should be run by people like Farage, Bezos Musk. They are smarter and more successful than politicians and have more money.
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>>84566746
It's a known fact amongst everyone native to England who isn't a paedophile (ie you not included)
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>>84566746
Lefty middle class people don't say why they're fleeing, but they flee just the same. I have lots of people that I talk to at work (clients etc) who have left London in the last few years. When they tell me where they've moved to, I look it up and it's always a majority white area.

There is an exodus happening, because London is so bad now.
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>>84566760
What does paedophilia have to do with it?
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>>84566679
> I just don't believe they have my best interests in mind.
Why not? Lower taxes for high earners and wealthy households. Insurance model healthcare service. Only losers with no money would cry about Reform.
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>>84566736
That's me back
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>>84566781
I don't think that'll happen. And if it does, it'll involve some brutal trade offs. I mean you might get lower taxes, but it will involve crumbling infrastructure or terrible public services (which even well off people like me benefit from either directly or indirectly).
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Me? Im still not voting for anyone

Thinking any of these cunts will fix anything is fucking laughable
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>>84566776
Nonces like brown cities, they blend in.
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>>84566800
>which even well off people like me benefit from either directly or indirectly).
Lol outed yourself as a larping poorfag mate. If you were actually successful like me and are Nige you wouldn't give this a second thought. Keep crying about "the rich" hahahaha
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>>84566803
Realest post in this thread lid kek
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>>84566810
If you're not giving it a second thought, you're ignorant. If I wanted to live in a gated community in a crumbling country, I'd go and live in America again.
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>>84566815
Not ignorant, just not a poorfag like you evidently. Why brag about your wealth and status if you're going to cry about Farage ending the NHS. You are just another poorfag jealous of people who can succeed without handouts. Same reason you cry about le evil billionaires. Personally billionaires policies benefit me. Wealthy people tend to benefit other wealthy people. You know that, right?
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This is worse than any tory shitpost ever could be kek
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>>84566829
I didn't mention the NHS lad. Healthcare is one area where I'd be totally fine in any system. I have Cigna Global Platinum. "Wealthy people tend to benefit other wealthy people" is pretty simple minded thinking lad.
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>>84566834
Reform will probably win in Makerfield (Wigan). That would be hilarious.
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>>84566837
Oh noo not le infrastructure. Oh nooooo not le heckin public services. HAHA. Jealous loser.
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>>84566834
Clever guy. He's only 32. Got miles ahead of him. Buying loyalty like that from Burnham will serve him well.
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>Based on analysis of Reform UK's tax proposals, their plans would disproportionately benefit high earners and wealthier households
Sounds like a good deal unless you're unsuccessful?
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>>84566855
The dossers will NOT like this one
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>retarded pol edish
I'm out
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It's been nearly 3 hours since Helper went out on his scooter. I hope he is OK x
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>>84566845
Sorry lad I don't like going through airports that don't work. I don't like driving down roads that are fucked. I'm guessing you don't leave the house much but it would affect me.
>>84566855
>proposals
>plans
I just don't think they'll do any of it lad. And even if they do, what, it might put an extra 10k or 20k in my pocket every year but it would make the country materially worse. It's not a good trade off for me. If I wanted to pay as little tax as possible but live in an uncomfortably grim country I already have better options
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>>84566868
Bye :L
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>>84566874
Infrastructure has been completely wrecked by mass immigration and is crumbling. Britain is turning into a failed state and the only chance we have of recovering is to stop immigration and deport at least 15 million people.
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>>84566803
Me? Restore. I'm white.
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>>84566883
I don't think that will happen either.
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>>84566685
>Light touch reviews only
Never heard of one?
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>>84566874
>it would make the country materially worse
Lol scrounger cope. Work on your own life instead of crying about the country.
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i like Andy Burham.
he brought back those buses.
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BritNormie fighting the cognitive diss because he knows he is cut from the same cloth as Nige but has to do the leftist larp because he supports Celtic or something
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>>84566894
My life is great lad. But I do care about the country I live in. Why wouldn't I? I pay enough towards it.
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Just had a chicken jalfrezi curry for din dins. Washing it down with some Wanta Worange.
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>>84566892
Basically the DWP has determined that you're a permaspacker
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>>84566908
BritNormie is this poster
>>84566760

The random mention of paedophilia is always a tell
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>>84566874
Sorry so which one is it? You're a high earning high status wealthy lad wearing designer gear in zone 1 or you're a bleeding heart for poors and hate r Nige? You realise these don't go together in the one person?
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>>84566454
>Billionaires want your country to be an open sewer with no borders, flooded with immigrants to suppress your wages
Meanwhile in reality you have billionaires like Nick Candy (funder of Reform UK), Jim Ratcliffe (part-owner of Man U), Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, etc, all directing hatred towards immigrants, because it allows them to distract the public from getting the idea of taxing billionaires.
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> Just had a chicken jalfrezi curry for din dins. Washing it down with some Wanta Worange.

I do not care
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>>84566937
You don't have much life experience if you think that. Most of the lads who support Nige are poor as fuck. Look at the areas where people vote for him. It's all dilapidated seaside towns with no jobs etc.
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Based HHL providing the vibe reset xx
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>>84566936
>BritNormie
QRD?
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>>84566899
What buses? Not a manc so not in the loop
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>>84566933
Please end yourself
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>>84566948
A guy who is obsessed with paedophilia and mentions it constantly as a non sequitur
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>>84566942
>Elon Musk
Whats up with him he's backing rupert?
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>>84566944
And that's... bad? Good? So why you crying about people "voting against their class interest" when you're bragging about how your wealth makes you better and more successful than people? You are a confused person desu probably had a weird relationship with your dad
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Might spaff soon
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>>84566960
Never heard of him sorry
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>>84566942
>He thinks Reform is going to do ANYTHING about miss migration
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
https://youtu.be/xsXetu60Nvc?si=7lYkqe9PBVxqRsCd
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>>84566934
FFS I'm only on for four years
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>>84566970
I just think people who vote against their class interests are stupid. My wealth doesn't make me better than anyone.
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Looks like meltymong has finally gone to bed or passed out from exhaustion after 24 hours of non-stop posting
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begrudging admiration for Jamie Driscoll.

he's the kind of guy who'd install Linux in schools, while buying his daughter a MacBook Pro. he's playing the long game.
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>>84566942
Trump and Musk literally pushed for more H1Bs and encourage more Indians to come to America.
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>>84566942
Mate reform is a bunch of jeets and niggers
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>>84566942
>all directing hatred towards immigrants
Yeah but not actually doing anything about it. They benefit from mass migration. A problem can simultaneously be used as a distraction and also be a real problem. They have no intentions of actually doing anything about mass migration because it benefits the business class. They just know people don't like it so they exploit that for votes.
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>>84566871
The police have seized it and now he has to walk home from the beehive drunk on 2 blue WKDs and a belly full of nobbys nuts
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>>84566973
Think yourself lucky lad
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>>84566987
Why do you keep talking about them? I thought posting about someone was obsessive, right?
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>>84566933
What do you think of my idea for you to start a YouTube channel and update people with what you've been up to on it?
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>>84566984
So its not really any of your business though is it? You, like Nige, Trump and all the rest of them benefit from mass migration while the lower classes quality of life decreases. That's why you are happy about it.
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>>84566976
Robert Jenrick and Suella Braverman were the architects of the boriswave and those two will have cabinet positions in a reform government kek
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>>84566218
LOL how do lefties parrot this retard then call everyone a low IQ gammon with no teeth?
>we based leftists hate zionists and vote for jews
KEK!
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>>84567009
Yes this is a brilliant idea actually
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>>84567015
>Robert Jenrick
Jenricks Jihaidis.....
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>dude, just tax everyone even more, and it will sort it out
It's wild how leftists actually believe this
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>>84566991
Link? Proof?
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Me? I'll continue to spoil my vote. Just more work for the volunteering scum that tallies them.
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>>84567050
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/02/tesla-ceo-elon-musk-bats-for-h-1b-visa-says-tariffs-distort-markets-.html

Maybe also the fact they've done nothing to stop or curb H1Bs and America is being flooded with jeets.
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>>84566899
I've been on one of them buses x
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>you have been manipulated by billionaires to vote for Nigel!
>meanwhile believing the narrative "Nigel will stop the boats, he is scary Hitler man" pushed by billionaires so people vote Nige before he increases migration just like the tories
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>>84566999
the trips of truth
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>>84567062
They won't care it is just another pile it goes in
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>>84567009
>What do you think of my idea for you to start a YouTube channel and update people with what you've been up to on it?

Not a chance. I've seen how badly SSM gets trolled for sharing his life on there. Twolls are bad enough on here.
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>>84566953
not a manc either. how are things down there, any anons ITT?

want what's right for Britain.
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>>84567100
You are well liked though. There's just 1 seething troll on here, but on YouTube you could easily block him from your comments.
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>>84567100
It is unfortunate that you continue to breathe
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>>84567100
You're correct for one little lad, you'd get it a lot worse.
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>>84567100
Yes you are a born victim lad
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>>84567100
I wish you would so I could laugh at you on there like I do on here.
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>>84567098
I'll spit on it idgaf
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Baked out of my mind right now
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>>84567136
On that stardaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawg or something? Me? I don't touch drugs.
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>>84567112
He would get terrorised on youtube and you are trying to push him to become an even bigger lol cow for your own entertainment. Pipe down mong
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>>84567074
You are deceived in a big way. Nige is literally our last hope you fucking brownoid.
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>>84567100
Smart move de lad don't give the trolls an inch they will take a mile
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>>84567154
No, I really like him. It's a shame about the trolls here. Nasty bunch
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Politics aside I look forward to Reforms continued success as BritNormie cries into his ginger manboobs. If you are kept awake at night by nightmares of Reform and Brexit at 41 years old you have failed as a man.
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Me? I'd love him to become a youtube lolcow
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>>84567122
He's got small man syndrome
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Wish Sean would do OnlyFans. I would pay a lot x
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>>84567162
You are a clown mate
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>>84567179
If he does I hope he does customs at a reasonable price x
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Me? Hope he croaks it
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>>84567155
I don't trust any politician. But I will be voting Restore cause why not
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>>84567190
Why am I a clown?
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>>84567100
They only want you to make YouTube videos so they can record them and send them to the DWP. Glad you're not falling for the bait lid.
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Oh sorry I didn't know this was /obsessoverhhlfeel/
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>>84567203
But SSM is on YouTube and claims bennies? Are you saying he's committing benefit fraud? Interesting....
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>second time this week Amazon have got one of my orders wrong
Wow, what could the drawbacks of hiring people who barely speak English be?
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I don't get what the problem with wanting to keep up to date with Sean in video format is?
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>>84567211
There is nothing wrong with it. Sean is basically a celebrity, a much loved figure, so it's natural people want to subscribe and watch updates.
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>>84567100
you're cut from the same cloth as me. i'd be decked by you in a fight.

why do you choose hatred over compassion?
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>>84567209
Say it on trip on nappylad
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>>84567218
Only seethers will disagree
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>>84567223
You have cottage cheese for brains
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>>84567231
On trip please
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>>84567221
Why do you choose compassion for foreign criminals over compassion for your own people?
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>>84567236
I would if I had one. Are you having another melty over thinking everyone is Sean?
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>>84567246
On trip please lad
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>if I say it over and over it will become real
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>>84567255
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/76405358/#76409741
Maybe one day nappylad
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>>84567280
Why do you think I am Sean, you weird obsessed seething mong. Get a hobby.
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>>84567255
On trip please x
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>Everyone who thinks I'm an obsessed repetative dickhead is HHL
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It's melting down ha ha ha ha
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>Everyone who thought I was an obsessed repetative dickhead was Shippy
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mega green text melty ha ha ha
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>Everyone who thought I was an obsessed repetative dickhead was BritNormie
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>>84567280
It won't kek
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>>84567243
the forrins are to be dealt with according to the proper procedures.

https://righttoremain.org.uk/asylum-navigation-board/

you can buy this as an actual board game (although, now the rules have changed). it's shite with unbalanced mechanics and Mears, Serco etc. need to be nerfed.
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>Everyone who thought I was an obsessed repetative dickhead was Lollers
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I've had my KFC but forget the picture didn't I :/
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>>84567209
To be fair when his dad died somebody was funnelling thousands of pounds into his bank account and one day was drunk bragging about it. He went on that massive spending spree and bought a electric bike, new sofa, new computer, new PlayStation, new MacBook Pro, new phone, new sofa and a new TV, holiday for Helen and god knows what else off camera. All that is well over 6k.
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>>84567332
>but forget the picture didn't
You mong.
Anyway, did you enjoy the KFC?
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>>84567289
Ok, ok I'll put the trip on. Happy now?
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>>84567346
Yeah wasn't bad I had the daredevil fries they were just OK, nothing special
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>>84567355

Nope sorry never heard of you
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>>84567378
You a paedophile?
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>>84567399
Nope so that's probably why
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>>84567404
Thoughts on paedophilia?
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Mick Philpott
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>>84567332
>>84567372
as a recent outside-go-er i have to say, KFC is non-food.

pics are nice here on this ol' imageboard of ours. quite like seeing lads growing things (intentionally).
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>>84567406
Thoughts on Sean Allan?
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Angry lil newfags are clueless
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>>84567432
Great guy. It's a shame we'll never have our trip to Nanny Betty's together now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdyG8eVBXyg
>Flook - Sleeping Tortoise/Pressed for Time

very relaxing folk to soothe your soul.

life's better with music and without the ket, IMO.
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>>84567564
Blissful listening lid lid
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>>84567546

Alri BN. Long times no speak. Glad to see another OG poster is still around.
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I reckon you should both end yourselves
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>>84567197
Would do if they'd field someone where I am
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>>84567610
Join the party and you never know in the future they might be looking for candidates if there isn't anyone in your area.
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we are all addicts.
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It just not right how they treat SSM on YouTubes ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8iNG5Oi-o
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>>84567688
Pretty lame wasting your time making videos about him for a few hundred views tbqh.
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>>84567716
SSM is like the main celebrity of the "YouTube drinking community". He consistently gets more views than others such as Makaveli so others use him to channel views to their own channels by making videos about him.
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Mr Robin, Mr Seagul and Mr Fly know the score x
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>>84567688 SSM is love SSM is life I want him to fill me up with his stinky fishy man milk x
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>>84567742
Yeah I know. It's never gunna make you a career though so seems like an utter waste of time imo
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Another dirty frag exploit today, update your kernels lads.
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>>84567355
Are you an insufferable twat
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caught in a lip lock
when we pit stop
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>>84568155
Shut up and post more cats.
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>>84567977
what does that mean for itoddlers
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>>84568162
cosmic kiss tastes like cherry maraschino
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>>84568155
quite the cattoberg, some would say.
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>>84568193
arguably yes
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There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with wearing a nappy. It's convenient because you can just go to the toilet anywhere any time without anyone knowing.

Lots of women in their 30s, 40s and 50s wear TENA pantyliners to catch those little accidents when the piss leaks out. Are you going to tell all those women that they are gross?

Grow up.
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>>84568333
>Are you going to tell all those women that they are gross?
No, since childbirth can cause negative health complications like this. Sean, OTOH, has no excuse for being in his 30s and wearing a nappy.
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didn't even vote, had 0 idea there was a vote going on thats how checked out I am. Things will not change.
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>>84568387
me too lad
though i knew it was going on because my coworkers urged me to vote
>make sure you vote, i dont care who for, just vote!
is what they said
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Need a drinking update from everybody ITT
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>>84568375
Everyone has struggles to bear. So what if he wears a nappy?
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>>84568403
Not had a drop in 2 years lad
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>>84568403
I will never drink again. Last night was the last time. I've fucked my body up too much.
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>>84568333
>There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with wearing a nappy
Yes
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>>84568410
>>84568413
state of britfeel in 2026, yikes
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>>84568403
nowt since a relapse last year when i posted here, probably waffling on about how alcohol isn't even that good.

on my third Red Bull, however. just to balance out the tramadols.
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>>84568430
Not against other people drinking lad. I just can't do it myself. Once I start I can't stop.
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>>84568447
Same with Helper. He should really quit.
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>>84566976
if reform did get in and they open the doors to immigration even wider I genuinely think that would tip people over the edge into full blown riotous uprising.
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>>84568464
doubt it
theyd be onto the next party
restore britain
then amend uk after that
rectify uk
people never rise up
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BritNormie is into BPH (Big Penis Humiliation) his cock is so girthy that whenever women see it, they go "There's no way you could ever fit that in a woman, it would be literally impossible, you're so thick, you MUST be a virgin! Hahahaha!"
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>>84568464
That would be hilarious tbqh de lid.
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pink quiff update?
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This FUCKING clanker won't stop with the "And honestly?" shit at all now kek

Every single fucking response it insists on doing this now

>And honestly? It sucks arse
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Burnham loyalists standing back and standing by x
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>>84568430
Alcohol is bad for you, it's carcinogenic for one thing. Trump doesn't drink alcohol. So it's a very valid choice.
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>>84568513
>BPH (Big Penis Humiliation)

Kek it wouldn't surprise me if this was an actual thing.

>>84568457

Only drink one or two days a week now de lid. Been cutting it right down since my last ban.
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>>84568622
Don't you have some humiliation kinks too de lid?
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They'll never let a working-class mong like Burnham in power. Reform will win the by-election and Starmer will call a snap GE which Farage will win (short of a majority but he'll cut a deal with the Tories).
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I really want a woman to put her hands round my neck and spit in my mouth repeatedly x
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>>84568622
You're a disgusting piece of shit
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>>84568667
Didn't reform say they aren't ready to lead right now? How will they be able to find and vet hundreds of MPs if a general election was called soon?
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turn myself into a poster boy
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I hope Labour gets their shit together because they probably are the only realistic alternative to Farage becoming PM.

God help us all.
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Just had a nice hot shower now cooling down with some ben and jerry's vanilla pecan blondie ice cream. It lush x
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>>84568726
You must be a pathetic freak with a humiliation fetish if you want Labour
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>>84568729
pwor
sounds good that
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>>84561490
>>84561504

>>84561162
>Nope. I only post on trip

Hmmm I thought you didn't post off trip sean?
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>>84568729
Twolls fuming you're not banned and it 4x lush
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>>84568754
>Even when I was banned for 30 days you lot still talked about me every single day

Kek so he was here there the sad cunt
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>>84568751

It really is. First times trying ben and jerry's ice cream. Gotta say I'm impressed x
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>>84568773
bez and jez is always good when i have it
i must say
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>>84568737
To be honest I think Reform voters have the humiliation fetish. They want Reform's multimillionaires and billionaires to rule over them.

The party which I think has the most sensible policies is the Lib Dems, but realistically they're not going to form the next government, so I think Labour is the best chance to keep Reform out.
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why do these mongs keep posting cats all the time? only losers care about animals
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>>84568781
It's slop for goys
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Samefagging beast
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>>84568781

Yeah imma fan now. Will defo be getting some more x
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Corrrrr! Some nice titles in from Eureka.

>the great silence
>the offence
>three days of the condor
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Hi-Vis spacker
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I want a cat but my dogs do not like cats, therefore, no cat.
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>>84568826
A good man providing a service. We should all try to be more like him.
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>>84568835
racist ogs
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These hollyjews must have some grade A epstein island blackmail material on nolan;

>zerohedge.com/political/bad-signs-christopher-nolans-odyssey-looks-woke-disaster

That or the fucker is just insane at this point
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>>84568826
Hi-Vis so the kids know not to approach
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>>84568826
The hunchback of feelstreet
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off to bed
c u
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Think I've ate too much ice cream corr.
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>>84568826
Why is he in a park? I hope there isn't any kids around.
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>>84568908
Hunchback beast
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>>84568737
Never voted myself I don't think I'll start any time soon either
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Ended up drinking thatchers juicy apple. I'll save the gold for tomorrow.
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>>84568866
Did you see Tenet? He's a header.
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>>84568826
corrr remember the 'HelperLad getting a hi-vis jacket' storyline?

some of the /britfeel/ writing team's finest work IMO.
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>>84568989
If he can wear a high vis and work then he shouldn't be claiming bennies. Fact.
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>>84568866
To be honest I don't care about online rightoid grifters calling everything woke. I guess I just don't seethe about black people and women as much as they do.
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>>84569005
Yeah the Odysee with race and gender swapped cast will be amazing you fucking brain-melted mong. Why don't you dilate
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I thought the trolls said HHL was lying about doing voluntary work?
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Fink i'm a wittle constipated rn

Arnt i

X
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He litter pick. He NSPCC member. He volunteer with the giraffes. He drink shandy, better for the environment. He take Donnie the Downie on day trip. He feed the birds kebab. He flamingo land.
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Voluntary work? It's unpaid work or a sanction what choice does he have kek
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>>84569067
He volunteer to volunteer. He litter pick. He have a good heart.
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I'd be embarrassed to admit if I had to do unpaid work desu
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>>84569066
>>84569078
He a good lad x
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>>84569063
senna tabs, wor lid. get them for a quid from Savers. pop two before your snackingtons and you'll be right as rain.
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>>84569092
He have an account with Crufts. Not even for a hound. But he have a hound. In crufts.
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>>84569078
Isn't volunteering if you don't have a choice lmao
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>>84569115
He make the choice to volunteer. He litter pick with the giraffes. They accept him as herd.
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>>84569023
Sorry lad I don't speak incel
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>>84569161
We wuz greeks n shieeet
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This is the face that launched 1000 ships lol
Said to have been the most beautiful woman in the world hahahaha
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It's mad how stupid incels are really
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Just made meself a wuppa. Why? Because I can x
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Hope you choke on it little lad
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>>84569215
they make some good points, sometimes.
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Disgusting beast blogging his sad life
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Lovely beauty blogging his happy life
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>>84569216
How often do you look at the back of a child's head?
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Air crash investigation for me
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>>84569196
look it a nongo
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>Trump's on the wooze in China

Corr he might as well go danny boy mode now and get on the whiskeys.
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vomited in the sink instead of the toilet. now that's a whole mess i have to sort out. for flip's sake.
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>>84569358
He's a paedophile just like you
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>>84569358
mental how Jackie Chan is seen as this lovely man, but he's ashamed of his failson for smoking weed and his lesbian daughter for being gay, because he has to agree with the CCP.
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>>84569358
>trump has never had alcohol in his life
do people really believe this? kek
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>>84569358
People like you need hanging
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>>84569405
his brother was an alcoholic who died from a heart attack aged 42
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.
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>>84569405
yeah, retards.
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>>84569398
He made Wheels on Meals he can do whatever he likes little lid.
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>>84569405

Aye that is pretty hard to believe. Like, I'm sure he hasn't drank alcohol while being president but during the 70s, 80s and 90s? Especially given how many parties he probably intended being a super rich guy from New York. There's no way he stayed 100 percent sober.
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>>84569434

*attended

>inb4 mongboy.jpg
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Sad fucking mong
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>>84569440
it's already assumed that you're a mongboy little lad
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>>84569429
you're right on all counts.
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https://youtu.be/lH4eXyXBeNo
He knew it was coming
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how do your parents feel about you, /britfeel/?
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>>84569473
Deanos will say ngvbv is a hero. He isn't. They're all scum in that place.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9CPKtDy3fM
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Clanker asshole has put the "And honestly" TWO TIMES into the same response now, kek

Least i'm not the only user having this problem

Got dang closedAI moneylenders just can't stop messing around
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>>84569478
Disappointment, dread, despair, worry, probably a hint of despising me too. It is what it is. Do I care? Yes but not for the reasons you may think. Corrr. Whatever.
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Hope today is a better day x
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>>84569473
not sure what the point of this video was tbqh. and i have to watch the sequel to hear the actual killer's side of the story? reeeee.

what do prisoners know about each other in these high security prisons? could a nonce just lie and say they're in for murder?
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Fink i'll be winding it down for now

X
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>>84569358
How has he never had alcohol in his life?
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>>84569547
>Do I care? Yes but not for the reasons you may think.

are they at least happy you've found someone? i don't think i'd care if my son was homosex, but then again i don't have a son.
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>me sucking up to lefties who don't know I'm a wrongun
hohoho...
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>>84569696
How do you always clock me cattobergposter. My vagueposts are not so vague I sneedreckon.
Anyway, idk. I really don't. My family has never ever been able to say anything to each other on that level. Feelings and that? Lol what are those. Typical North European spergery innit.
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>>84569691
bloke's just lying to make himself look good.
it's such an odd one. i'd rather hear someone admit they had a coke habit that they kicked, than listen to them pretend they've never done a line in their life.
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>>84569735
Do you like having bumseshes then
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Bit of beer. Then cider. Corrr that's a reasonable move. But then cider back to beer? Idk that's spooky. Spooky territory I must say my lids.

Listening to a bit of Groove Coverage. They're cool.
>>84569742
Corrrr. Got to say, those posts make me laugh. So absurd. Definitely larps though, so they are.
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>>84569735
i am a pattern noticer. like a lawful neutral version of a seether.

sorry to hear you have feelings. doesn't sound like you're in the worst position, though? glass half full, and all that!
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Corrr I want to be filled like that https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Sa7of5TMnoc
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>>84569772
Eh, I give obvious clues anyway. If you see corrrr and int it? In the same post, usually it's me. Etc.

I have too many feelings. I mean I'm alright. Sorta like a totally useless and achievementless NEEToid though aren't I? Well I am aren't I. Lmfao. That's hardly shocking to this thread though. I hate myself so much.
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>>84569738
i've never done a line in my life...
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>>84569797
>I hate myself so much.
you seem fine. but i exist outside your brain and only have your internet posts to go off corrr innit.

>>84569815
then you have not lived.
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>>84569890
I'm not fine. Lol. I've never did that either. Don't plan to. Get in there. Etc.

I'm good at pretending to be okay though. It's served me well so far.
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>>84569890
>then you have not lived.
Yeah...
I don't think I'd like it though.



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