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Trevose Head Lighthouse edition

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxep-gS-Btg
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welper receiving backshots from big only asian men x
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>>84597216
No I don't it goes too fast and you can never keep up with what's being said. Warts and all this place is better in my opinion.
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Hmmmmm, rizon not working for me right now. Odd...
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Lads tell me the truth about disabled parking. When I go to the supermarket everyone is parked in the disabled area. Is 95% of my town disabled?

It seems to be all able-bodied women in their 20s and 30s by themselves parking there, driving enormous SUVs. Is this that "hidden disability" stuff? Do all the women where I live have ADHD and need to be given a free car by the government?

As a working man I'm the only person parking outside of the disabled parking, besides the occasional working class men in vans and elderly men, some of whom probably could do with help but still park in the regular parking bays. What's going on?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8

i still don't understand how this came to be. this lad's RoboCop remake scene (expanded version of the rapist scene) is a work of art.
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asian men spaffing on welper x
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>>84597350
I really have to hand it to you lad you've just committed to this role and it shows. Well done x
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Bad news lads. Ruth has just been admitted into hospital after having her cervix burst by her boyfriend Baningime.
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>>84597350
When you say "asian" do you mean as in Pakistani or east asian?
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>>84597296
If they have a blue badge displayed on the dashboard then yes they are entitled to one, you can be refused by the council if your claim is not sufficient enough. Most people that park in disabled spots are chancers that nip into Asda for a quick 5 mins hoping they won't get caught.
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>>84597384
It's just surprising seeing all these hot women get out of their massive brand new vehicles in disabled spaces and walk into the shop in a very able manner.

I'm not gonna start checking for blue badges, that's the supermarket's job, and I don't think they care. Perhaps people have realised it's not checked, and I'm the idiot still parking further away in narrow bays.
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>>84597415
Also I remember reading somewhere that the mobility scheme is somewhat propping up the UK car industry as 20% of all new cars sold are bought by the mobility scheme. The guy that owns it is a billionaire.
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sean getting touched by big oily muscly asian studs x
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>>84597415
You're allowed to use a blue badge just if you're going on an errand for a disabled person btw. This is how they are often misused. I.E. you can use an elderly parent's badge to "nip into the shops for them" and no one can really prove you aren't.
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if you're disabled (legs/default) how do you drive places, anyway?

been watching that Heidi, Girl of the Alps and they never animate the wheelchair girl getting into a car. THEY KNOW they don't know.
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>>84597448
It wouldn't surprise me. Who can even afford a new car? All cars now are PCP finance or motability scheme. The second hand car market is insane. The idea of car ownership barely exists any more, there are a minority of people like me who still pay tens of thousands for a 10 year old car.
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>>84597468
>Who can even afford a new car?
Loads of people mate. Not trying to be a cunt.
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>>84597459
They can have special cars with hand controls. Used to know a man who had false legs.
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steve and sean necking woca-wolas while they stroke each other
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>tfw richoids just park wherever because they can pay the fines

hope you get your licence taken off you, Mr Audi GT. you ARE impressing people but that doesn't give you permission to block off the Quayside with your gamer LED car.
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>>84597468
>tens of thousands a year

are you driving it correctly lid?
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>watching the wooty and mamberg walks in
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Had to turn it down it was too much
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>>84597564
Imagine supporting the Arse team.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cznwHK0Ok
I'm always saying this
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>>84597477
I mean buying a new car outright. I know you and your mates on your council estate have a new car on PCP schemes where you never own it, you rent a car, and then you have a to pay a balloon payment at the end or just keep renting another car.
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>Steve I have an embarrassing confession. I fancy Mick Philpott
>That's ok Sean, I do too
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>>84597609
I neither drive nor live on a council estate lad. Loads of people buy new cars outright too. There's plenty of people who could buy a new BMW with one bonus.
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welper window shopping for new twink outfits to wear x
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>>84597621
>I neither drive
Lol you a bit fruity lad? Let me guess you don't want kids as well?
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>>84597621
There are "plenty" of people yes, across the whole nation (it's in the thousands!). I know you are trying to rile me up.

Hardly anyone in the UK is spending 70k or more on a new BMW paid by one bonus. Tell the truth or keep lying if it makes you feel good. It's really pointless to lie about though, because everyone knows it isn't true.
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>>84597605
who would win in a fight between TURRICAN and SAVAGE?
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if not being able to drive because of my disabilities makes me less heterosexual then oh well i suppose i am a homosexual and that's that.
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>>84597632
I can't drive for medical reasons. I haven't thought about having kids but I'm a virgin (30+) so it's not likely anyway. I wouldn't cum unprotected inside any woman who'd be fucked up enough to sleep with me.
>>84597637
It's in the hundreds of thousands. Not trying to rile you up. Just look at the figures.
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>>84597682
>for medical reasons
Is that what they call it now?
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helperlad stroking to a picture of helpermum making the L sign x
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>>84597688
Well I could say for mental health reasons but that just invites all kinds of questions.
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>>84597677
This man can drive.
https://youtu.be/kH8WGM7Nr-I?t=34&si=Ei_4vwKIjh4gd8_y
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I've been waiting for it to get dark so I can take more bottles out to the recycling without the neighbours noticing. Fucking dark till after 21.30 now
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>>84597677
Don't know what's worse being a homo or a 30+ virgin
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>>84597682
Hundreds of thousands would be exactly what I expect. In a population of 70 million (or 90 million in reality) that's completely expected that a small minority can afford to buy brand new cars outright.

You don't drive, presumably never bought a car, and don't seem to understand how statistics work.
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>>84597709
>tfw both
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>>84597704
What were the empties lad?
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Just washed my hands with a bar of soap for the first time in decades. We've always used hand wash for years now it has a little clown fish in side of it he bottle that's the brand we get. It felt great and I had the overwhelming urge to take a bite out of it. I didn't but I wanted to.
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de lids, is 4 bevvys a day too much?
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>>84597713
Why are you trying to make a big deal out of the fact that I haven't bought a brand new car? You sound like a bit of a snob to be honest with you.
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Got to love those 2000s sensational news stories about
>CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WHITE FAMILY HAS A LOT OF CHILDREN!
Strangely such stories died down when white people became eunuchs and Muslims took over the breeding on benefits market. Nobody telling them to reject breeding during their most fertile years to get a masters degree in business management.
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>>84597698
this guy just won, right?
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>>84597564
Why's he shitting on the pitch
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>>84597726
Their descendants will be in secondary school now while the journalists who attacked them will be cradling a glass of wine in their childless empty home at most they'll be in a DINK couple with another sad bastard approaching 50 with nothing to show but their Facebook holiday pictures.
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>not building your own car for a fraction of the price
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i am a white English man with blond(ish) hair and blue(ish) eyes.

shan't be breeding.
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>>84597697
> mental health reasons
Ah right, made up. Got it.
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seans smelly willy fermenting in his nappy x
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>>84597715
It's mostly vodka bottles.
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>>84597752
Well done you fell into the empty suicidal trap they set for you. Probably feel rebellious while you do it as they intended.
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>>84597751
what is the upper limit on this?
say you put an engine in a skateboard, can you just ride it around?
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>>84597740
>>>/sp/154736540
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>>84597725
Quick recap for you. I said "who can even afford a new car". Because most (MOST) people cannot: to buy one outright, without finance.

You said "There's plenty of people who could buy a new BMW with one bonus".

There aren't. You were wrong. There are some people who earn enough from one bonus to splurge 30-40k on a car. They are a tiny minority and not representative of the average person.

There are a lot of people getting new cars on finance, which is what I said originally. You yourself admit you cannot drive and have never bought a car, so probably don't know much about this.
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>>84597752
Right now there are right wing blonde women who are desperate to have sex with you.
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>>84597765
nah i'd rather the world be set up differently, i don't feel like i'm being countercultural or something. it is simply unwise for me to have children, although i don't like e.g. couples being priced out of it.

at the same time you have people who just have loads of kids no matter what, so what can we (society) even do?
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>>84597789
maybe there are. could i sell my sperm? my only known genetic condition is being short.
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I am smarter and more evolved than my whole genetic line before me. They didnt have wikipedia and channel 4 or else they would have known the best life is taking drugs and not breeding. As long as I am comfy and the depression isn't because I don't have a family it's because I am not comfy enough I just need more comfy and I won't feel empty. That's what I need out of life at 40 that's what I was born for.
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Might do a challenge to make a tune in 15 minutes. We'll see x
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>>84597784
>"who can even afford a new car". Because most (MOST) people cannot

Oh that normally means that it's completely out of the question for almost anyone though. That's not the case.
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>>84597802
There is very high demand for white sperm lad.
The issue with the UK is they changed the law so you'll be legally responsible for the sprog. Ironically, this only increased the demand, and made women have to go abroad to find white sperm.
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>>84597834
Congratulation, I bestow upon you a diagnosis of Autism Spectrum Disorder.
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>>84597807
i know how you feel. if my parents hadn't skipped baptising me i would be:
- as tall as my brothers/cousins
- able to read text without zooming in
- on five figures per year (minimum)
- happy
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sean massaging my bollocks x
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A lot of people are obsessed with the idea of having kids because it's a kind of status inversion thing. They think it will mean they'll finally be just like their heroes Elon Musk etc.
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I wonder what helper is up to we've not heard from him in ages :/
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>>84597845
If you had a better diet as a kid and didn't spend as much time with television and internet you would have and more easily. That's where the idea of giving your kids a better life than you had comes from.
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>>84597856
his name hasn't been mentioned for a while
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>>84597851
A lot of people are childless in their 30s because they are redditors, e.g. you
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Good evening de lats and evening de lats
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Barry George, what a mad lad
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>>84597851
No. Most people want to have kids because it's completely natural, and a good thing, and most people (male or female) when they encounter their newborn baby consider it the best thing they ever did.

The artificially enforced childless situation of most of humanity is highly unusual right now. Your Musk derangement syndrome doesn't change that. He isn't a hero and all of humanity (and every other species) had children before he existed, including your parents.

Completely normal reaction upon seeing a female is here: https://nitter.net/naturelife_ok/status/2055992470652264731

You were biologically made for this and it was denied us. It's the most natural thing ever.
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>>84597875
I'm not in my 20s
>>84597893
Most people want to have kids because it's completely natural. That isn't why people (mostly lonely men) on the internet are obsessed with having kids.
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>>84597901
And what are you obsessed with besides Elon Musk?
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>>84597839
corrr maybe this is something i could do. GENETICALLY i have these traits, but i can't say, "i'm a tall, handsome millionaire," which is probably what goes in the sperm catalogues?

>>84597893
cute video, this. does the lizard/mouse thing know it's a female, though? could just be like "holy shit, another one of me"
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>>84597901
if you're suggesting it's some 'my legacy' thing, couldn't that facilitate the lonely men finding someone?

we've all known alkies/druggies who improved their lives for the sake of their kids (not jealous, just envious)
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>>84597876
what's he up to these days then
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>>84597916
Going to watch the mighty villa and going to the custard factory at the weekend. You?
>>84597937
It's not really a "my legacy" thing. It's more a "I'll show you all who the real loser is when I finally have more kids than you do" thing.
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>>84597893
>it was denied us
Don't count me in on this, loser.
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helper oiling me up x
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>>84597920
>does the lizard/mouse thing know it's a female, though? could just be like "holy shit, another one of me"
More primitive species tend to be really tuned into biological imperatives. So this was probably the best day of his little life.

That said, I reckon if you held a human male on a spaceship in a glass cage until he was 20 and he was just eating food and exercising and thinking "huh this is OK I guess" and then you show him a human female... he would go fucking nuts.
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Did a track in a little over 15 minutes on the DS. Not happy with it at all x
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Chinese Chad dripping his oriental custard all over Helper's tight, twink, football toned calves
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>>84597949
>It's more a "I'll show you all who the real loser is when I finally have more kids than you do" thing
Oh right it's more of a "thing I made up" thing. You effeminate schizo retard lol is that something they got from Elon Musk too or was Tommy Robinson the main baddie this time? Hahaha gimp
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>>84597950
Your twice a year plap sessions on that braphog you call your wife don't count.
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>>84597856
when sean got back from the football match he went back to his mates flat and got absolutely bladdered on 2 J2Os and a bacardi breezer he then got on all fours and did a projectile shite all across his mates flat, that pukka pie at the of stadium of light must have been a bit dodgy
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>>84597769
Lucky he didn't get his balls trampled on
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>>84597976
It's definitely a real thing lad. Very widespread online.
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>>84597977
You sound bitter, loser.
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>>84597949
>It's more a "I'll show you all who the real loser is when I finally have more kids than you do" thing

what do you mean? as in, they've been attacked on other fronts, now they can respond with "yeah but i've spread my seed further than you"?

i think most day-to-day British men don't care about that stuff. if some lonely internet loser is spurred into following his nature and having kids, that's a good thing, no?
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>>84597979
He wouldn't do that lad, why would he? Don't be ridiculous mate. He's not exactly going to get on all fours and do a projectile shite. Doesn't make any sense.
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>>84597993
>as in, they've been attacked on other fronts, now they can respond with "yeah but i've spread my seed further than you"?
Yeah exactly. They've been humiliated their whole lives and that's how they think they can finally win.
>if some lonely internet loser is spurred into following his nature and having kids, that's a good thing, no?
They won't though. It's beyond them, but they can stay in denial about that until they hit 60.
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>>84597992
Please exclude me from anything involving your hagmaxxing dough creature in the future. It's a no from me.
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>>84597995
well you know what he's like when he's on the hard stuff. what happens in sunderland stays in sunderland x
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>>84597893
>The artificially enforced childless situation of most of humanity is highly unusual right now
I don't think that's true at all, I bet there have been tons of people throughout history who didn't reproduce. Here's a fact which was true in the past and which is still true now: low-tier men find it very difficult to attract women and have kids, and therefore many of those low-tier men fail to have children.
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>>84598004
Nobody has said anything like that however. So you are not quoting anyone, you're just telling us how you imagine people to think in your imagination pretend land, where you can only imagine people doing things from being a resentful and weird. But, again, nobody has said anything like you suggested, these are entirely your own imagined thoughts of others. From your head. So you're just showing us your own reflection - resentful and creepy. This is called projection lad.
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>>84598017
We already know that's true. Almost every woman of history reproduced, hardly any men did.

The difference is until the last few decades, a lot of men managed to reproduce, thanks to monogamy, and controlling women's behaviour.

Since about the year 2000 it's been completely out of control, and since about 2020? Forget it. Women have betrayed their own species at this point. 5% of men reproduce. If our civilisation survives they'll view this as an extreme extinction event.
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>>84598017
Very true. Now many of those low-tier men adopt a kind of desperate pro-natalism online as a cope, believing that a "trad wife" is just around the corner for them.
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>>84598017
more than half of men who ever existed didn't have kids, apparently.
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sean slobbering on steves ancient cock x
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>>84598043
There's no childless, aggressively pro-natalist lads online? Lol ok.
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>>84598010
You will never have sex and you're angry, keep coping.
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https://youtu.be/Yw_sJifUYgM?
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>>84598050
that cope/belief could be true, if daft news stories are anything to go by. young women wanting the old ways back, men to be more traditional, whatever.

the flip side is that technology HAS enabled women to be more selective. it's not just the guys in your village any more, it's Tinder set to a 100 mile radius.
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>>84598060
Lad if your gran donated money to Oxfam and you told us I bet she only done that to show off to people. That doesn't tell us anything about her, it tells us about you.
So all you've said is you have Elon Musk derangement and you can't imagine having kids for any normal reason but a power fantasy that most people desu probably don't relate to at all. Now you're also telling us you see reproduction as an ideological commitment to *checks notes* "pro-natalism", also known as having children? You sound quite confused and weird tbqh.
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>>84598074
That looks fucking GRIM.
Enjoy it though, if that is what you like.
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>>84598074
chips look a bit undercooked.
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>>84598076
You misunderstand me lad. It has nothing to do with actually having children. People have children for all kinds of normal reasons. I'm talking about people who are obsessed with the concept of having children. Most of whom will never actually have children.
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>>84597213
its a shame light house keeper isnt a job anymore, all the coziest jobs are gone
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>>84598074
whats that green stuff on the fries
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>>84598098
I've not met many of those people lad. What it sounds like is you get into internet arguments with such people on a regular basis so now you hallucinate them everywhere. What a life.
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>>84598098
>I'm talking about people who are obsessed with the concept of having children
You've moved the goalposts back then. A minute ago you were telling us all the intimate details of the reasons why they want to reproduce. Based on your imagination lol. Psycho.
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>>84598112
I just see them posting online lad. I haven't met them in person either.
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I got a girlfriend.
She says she loves me.
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>>84598074
Tomato and mystery meat disc subs x2
Undercooked frozen chips with green shit on them. Gay folk and a fat bastard.
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>>84598076
>a power fantasy that most people desu probably don't relate to at all.
yeah, this. i can see why singleton men might have a 'go and breed, men' ideology even if they don't have kids themselves.
i can also see the whole competition/power aspect (and Elon Musk is probably a fair example of that)

but i dunno, if someone holds it in their heart that proper men ought to have sprogs and so they go out and find a gf/wife purely driven by ego, is that even bad? as long as they aren't also abusive, or something.
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He feels very strongly about men who want to have a family. He hates it.
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>>84598122
My wrongun radar is going mental from you desu. You're vaxxed aren't you?
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helperlad losing control and accidentally spaffing on helpermums hand x
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I was at the pub the other night and got chatting to a friend of a friend.

He'd just turned 30. Good job. Smart guy. The kind of person you'd expect to have it figured out.

He started talking about what he thought his 30s would look like when he was younger. The house. The progress. The sense that life would keep moving forward.

Then he said this, which baffled me...

"I masturbate to chicken pornography."

The wild thing was that it wasn't a cry for help, or a dark confession.

He'd just quietly accepted it.

And I honestly can't stop thinking about it, because it's not just him. It's a generation.
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Choon and a half https://youtu.be/NQdC7h609k8
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>>84598132
Sorry if I've bothered you with my observations lad. Hope you eventually have the kids one day
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He is online fighting the manosphere, he will never breed
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>>84598141
went off the stuff when i watched some plucking videos. the hens still have unfertilised eggs in them, the farmer/butcher has to pick them out along with the giblets.
can't go back to seeing chickens the same way.
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>>84598146
>my observations
All you posted was your assumptions and your own imagined thoughts of others though.
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Is this why seethemong is so angry all the time, he doesn't want anyone breeding?
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>>84598123
happy for you laddintons
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>>84598161
He'd be happy on this thread lad, no one here is breeding
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Rehab Room knows the score about the female and the oofy doofy
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>>84598159
>your own imagined thoughts

As opposed to, what? Not-imagined thoughts?
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>>84598161
He is online every day fighting the scourge of pro-natalism
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>>84598143
cheers lad forgot about these

>>84598161
some motherfuckers just want to watch the world burn
- Blade
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had a drink earlier, then stopped, just to prove i could.

now on the tramadols as a reward
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helper spreading his cheeks in anticipation x
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>>84598187
As opposed to other people's thoughts which they have actually expressed to you that you are quoting. Not just what you imagine them to think and make up as if putting quotation marks around your own words passes the ownership from you to your enemies lol >>84597949
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>>84598212
People don't usually audibly express their deep-seated motivations for their maladaptive behaviours lad. You're hardly likely to tell me explicitly why you're engaging in this conversation, are you? I just have to assume. But frankly, what I am assuming is very, very funny.
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>>84598212
what is your preferred route for the lonely men you see online, then?
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>>84598123
same de lid. it lush x
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>>84598211
He'd be saying "ooooh oooh put it in, put it right up there Cheng!"
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He can imagine other peoples thoughts. He see's when personalities are off trip/name/avatar.
OK lad.
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>>84598228
>People don't usually audibly express their deep-seated motivations for their maladaptive behaviours lad. You're hardly likely to tell me explicitly why you're engaging in this conversation, are you? I just have to assume. But frankly, what I am assuming is very, very funny
Lol. Good luck smashing the patriarchy big man.
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i shall be having a fishfinger sandwich shortly
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Don't feel comfy having a mind reader in the thread
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Just had a monster munch sandwich it was crap. Could hardly taste the pickled onion flavour.
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>>84598250
Careful lid. He knows all your deep-seated motivations for your maladaptive behaviours. He's an expert.
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>>84598248
Need to buy some fish fingers.
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He wakes up and imagines what we are thinking and starts calling us all nonces. Because of his thoughts. It all makes sense now.
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Wanting to start a family as a man is a maladaptive behaviour
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Are you an oofy doofy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkQtVG9uTi4
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>>84598100
What's the modern equivalent of lighthouse keeper?
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>>84598256
do you have a shopping list on your phone?
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>>84598286
work from home call center person or whatever that job is called
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>>84598248
>>84598256
They've been sold out of fish fingers where I live for weeks. Why is everyone eating fish fingers all of a sudden?
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Wish I had some of that Night Nurse (TM) stuff so I can sleep easier. Corrr. It lush. And I mean lush.

Saw the kinomoviefilm The Sheep Detectives didn't I. It was pretty stupid but I like soppy sentimental stuff.
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Hope you're alright lads. Sorry if I've upset either of you with the observation. Was just talking about some stuff I've read on twitter. Didn't mean to provoke any meltdowns
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>>84598296
coz they're yummy thats why
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>>84598305
You have already exposed yourself as a freak lad, no need to add to it
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>>84598305
How often do you bring shit from other places here you mong, stay where you found it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgf75I01YwM

cor and phwoar. not even sure which of the Green Lanterns the white one is meant to be. but this is a sweary programme for grown-ups, so it's okay if i watch it.
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Imagine what I'm thinking now numb nuts
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welpers willy in its chastity cage x
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>has a melty out of nowhere about elon Musk
>is a twitter mong
lel
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>>84598328
>>84598330
Sorry lads this is exactly what I didn't want to happen, hope you lads can have a calm evening going forward.
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>>84598342
you're daydreaming of being married to some flame haired celtic girl and living in a quaint log cabin the scottish highlands
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>>84598350
>this is exactly what I didn't want to happen
Getting exposed? Too late now. You should be on the sex register for "Pro natalism" alone wrongun freak.
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Which poster am I? x
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>>84598365
*points* that one
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Say my name lad.
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Say my name x
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>>84598085
Well that's all the cleaning done.
Thanks lad, I enjoyed it.
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Is Wolfgang still here
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>>84598387
All those carbs fat lad.
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>>84598386
when nobodies around you say baby i love you
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Wolfgang x redben OTP
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Ordered that Last Temptation of Christ Blu-ray. Nice upgrade from my second hand DVD. Oh it lush.
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>>84598436
Good to treat yourself very once in a while. Getting ready for part 2 de lad?
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for me it was The Gospel of John with Desmond from Lost.

will admit i fell asleep before the exciting bits, but that just made it a comfy slice-of-life saga about this mysterious Son of God fella.

(thanks for the link, Crosslad <3)
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>>84598468
Bollocks got the last temptation of Christ (1988) mixed up with the passion of the Christ (2004) ignore the second sentence.
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Life is never getting better is it?
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>>84598468
>>84598479
Not sure part two will be good but I do like Passion of the Christ. Kino IMO.
>>84598469
For me it's The Ten Commandments, The Bible... In The Beginning and The Greatest Story Ever Told. All biblekino.
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>>84598482
Was thinking this before and I asked myself am I too far gone? A how can things get better for me?
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>>84598482
Have you tried everything tho?
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sean roaring as I bum him x
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>>84598482
It can. Genuinely be kinder, and don't spend too much time with people who demand you and everyone around them remain on their level i.e here.
Find people who genuinely want to see you improve. Not even sure why im still on 4chan, loneliness and habit I think. Vile, spiteful attention trumps none I suppose.
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Anybody fancy a game of chess? I'm not good.
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Corr 3 checkmates in a row. Keep playing against bots while working on muh checkmate finding skill, then play more against actual players.
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sean sucking my thick pulsating shaft x
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only pulsating shaft i care about is on Naboo
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Page sixington at this time? Not a good look lads. I'm going to bed now somebody else is going to have to step up to the plate and keep the thread alive.
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>page 4
>3am
>off to beddy-byes soon
>no Crosslad
>no HelperLad
>no Soundfriend

buh-bye threadington x
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I've got one more in me x
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Calm downs
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Damn clowns
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spunking on helpers hole x
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what did they means by this
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welper lubing up my willy x
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the worst people you know claim they are good boy christians
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Need to win the lottery asap
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>>84600201
Apparently it was 3 black fellas
Unsurprising really.
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Need sean to get a job asap
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45% of social renters in London do not work.
27% are permanently unemployed (never have been and are not looking).
Keep in mind that 'working' is a very broad term as it is. Of those, a significant portion will be purposefully limiting themselves to 16 working hours so they can keep their benefits.
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Sean getting his sphincter stretched out by a BBC
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>>84600658
It's tuesday morning why aren't you getting ready to go to work?
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Fucking shit boring life doing shit boring toil just to barely tread water. No future, no fun, no light, no music no family, no friends, no gf. Constantly feeling a background level of medium anxiety and tension knowing that, even if I get time off, I'll still be toiling away in no time at all. Regular thoughts of killing myself. I compare my life to others, even moderately decent lives, and feel nothing but despair and bitterness. If I compare my life to a top 1% person in any metric I feel sheer misery and anger.
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>>84600684
When you have a job you get this thing called leave. It's a bank of days off you can use whenever you want and it resets annually. Actually quite lush, I get 25 days minimum plus 8 bank holidays, then my work gives me an extra 2 on top of that and my birthday, so 36 altogether.

What about you lad? Do you have a job?
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>>84600694
So you have a few days off and this is how you spend your free time? Sad
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Me? Another 16 hours of 4chan today. Lashing out, trolling and seething, hoping I can make others as miserable as I am.
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>>84600711
I spend my days off doing whatever I want, gaming, cooking nice food, reading, going for walks, gong to cafes, and yes even just chilling on my bed browsing things online.

I notice that you didn't answer my question, do you have a job lad?
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>>84600805
You might as well start tripping up or namefagging because it's obvious when you post bait now.
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>>84600808
So am I to take your reticence towards answering my very simple question as a tacit admittance that you do not, in fact, have a job?
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Aftershave samples arriving in the post today.
Terre d Hermes, Bleu de Chanel and Montblanc Explorer.

Hopefully one of them will fit with the shower products and underarm i use (Dubbel dusch sport & Nivea black and white)
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Some lads are only now noticing his bait and post patterns. I've been telling you lads for years.
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Early morning chess is fun. Finding more checkmates now, oh yeah. Need to think about these openings as well at some point, can't just try to take all pieces, then go after the king, there needs to be tactics.
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The first lady of Sierra Leone gets taxpayer subsidised housing in central London for her five children. She has had the house since 1996. She does not personally live there any more but has maintained ownership so her children can be educated in England. She has multiple properties that she owns outright in various African countries. She has a net worth of approximately 3 million USD and, again, I feel I need to emphasise: she is the first lady of an entire nation.
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>>84600883
So what you're saying is you want us to be angry about brown people. So you can sit back and marvel at the seethe you've caused?
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>>84600900
Nothing to do with brown people lad, unless you think that random agreeable centrist liberals like Alex Baynham here are seething frothing-at-the-mouth ethnonationalists. It is a real injustice that his taxes are used to subsidise the housing of the first lady of Sierra Leone, no? Even if you agree with social housing as a concept it flies in the face of how it should be used and implemented. Why is an average working class man paying the rent of a multimillionaire married to a head of state? Make it make sense.
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>>84600883
>3 million USD
That's fuck all in 2026
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>>84600922
It's not mega-rich certainly, but if someone's net worth is 3 million USD should that person really qualify for social housing in central London? Especially if the owner doesn't actually live there? I assume you are generally pro-social housing, so would that housing not better serve someone much more in need?
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Me? Off t'petroleum emporium, not for petroleum though, for jew sticks, as my electronic jew broke.
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What are we going to get riled up about today then lads? Can't do the sprogs thing again, too soon. Maybe bennies scroungers? Brown people? The old favourite women?
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>>84600910
Oh I see I misunderstood you and I still don't care. Maybe someone else will.
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I just don't understand why they aren't falling for the same bait topics I've been posting for decades. I suppose I'll have to break out some of my LARP characters next.
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pulled a sickie, just couldnt be arsed to go in today
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Can't believe landlords are paying 4chan moderators to delete negative posts about them.
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Baiting ain't easy eh champ.
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>>84601049
You are a pathetic weak toady. Nobody will ever care about you.
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Who wants to fight me at chess?
i'm not that good.
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>>84601020
I'm going for the font of of all evil in the world...
Jews.
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>>84601131
I know, you're right. You're right about everything. Should I kill myself? Go on, tell me to kill myself.
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I am alone I am always alone. Angry, alone, a coward trapped in my boxroom and in my own head.
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Drones are 100 bucks each, can fly at 50mph, spin on a penny, spot you from 5km away and carry a kilo of RTX. You don't hear them until they're 50 metres from you and you don't see them until they're 10 metres from you. You can't outrun them, you can't dodge them, if you hunker down they just detonate on whatever cover you have and then send follow-ups until you're exposed. Electronic countermeasures weigh 40 kg, only have enough battery power for 2 hours and give you cancer and other inflammatory malignancies. Oh, and if the drones are using fibre optic cables then the countermeasures do not work at all.

Coooorrrrr, must be fun to fight for your country, eh? At least you know you're doing it for a good cause, namely the cause of importing afghani rapists into council houses and giving them free money.
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It is a human right for a man to be able to spaff in a woman's fanny
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>>84601189
What about the yookayish drones tho?
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>>84601191
*reminds you that whores exist*
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>>84600694
that's lush that is lad. I get 30 days standard plus 6 additional "institute" days and then bank holidays. the pay isn't great but the holiday allowance helps alleviate that somewhat.
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>>84600910
how wealthy are her children who live in the flat?
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>>84601251
I get 365 days off a year x
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>>84601262
nice one lid. personally, I'd get very bored, lonely and depressed if I had that, so I'm happy with my lot.
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>>84601271
You must have no inner thoughts or desires if you would get bored with free time. It's the biggest cope ever, I only hear normies say this.

If I had 365 days off per year I would not be bored. I would be doing all the stuff I wish I could be doing but can't because of work.
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Getting angry at brown people because my life is shit.
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>>84601294
Don't forget the raping kids part, they love that as well. All of em.
*shakes fist*
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Uh oh mega melty coming
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>>84601308
I heard he's going to mix it up today, and have a soft melty. Probably moan about the weather or something.
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helper helping himself to my willy x
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Good morning de lits x
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>>84601276
>If I had 365 days off per year I would not be bored. I would be doing all the stuff I wish I could be doing but can't because of work.
NTA and I know the catch. I would want the money I have through employment and the freedom of a NEET, but a NEET that can actually go outside and enjoy themselves and have friends to enjoy all my time with if I wanted.
>TFW not a NEET on mega top rate PIP, rolling in government gibs.
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Forgot to bring the milk inside. It's 12 degrees C
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sean touching my willy x
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>>84601294
But my life is great. Odd that you always assume people who don't like being made to pay for being invaded by foreigners are seething losers. Dare I say projection?
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>>84601358
The milk is? I'd throw that, anon.
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welper asking me to throatfuck him x
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It all comes down to the tradeoff. Are you willing to sacrifice x days worked each year for y amount of money? If yes, then you work, if no then you sign on. I don't think the government should let people have that choice though, because it means that the people unwilling to support themselves somehow magically become entitled to my money and the government puts a gun to my head to take it and then uses it to buy the votes of those aforementioned dossers.
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My life is great. I have all this money I can do whatever I please when I please but I chose to spend all day every day on 4chan being a wanker. That's how happy I am. You're all projecting ha ha ha. Looks like I win again, you're seething/fuming/riled up/upset at how much better my life is than yours and how much more intelligent I am. You have no idea how many posts I make, which character I am playing and when and you don't know which of my samefag posts you're replying to. I'm a master of disguise and deception on a site and board where we are anonymous.
I'm doing you on the daily.

You don't know when and what game I am playing, the games that only I know the rules to. I simply can not stop winning.
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>>84601394
Why? It'll be fine.
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>>84601294
To be fair I get angry at white people I hate too.
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>>84601434
Suppose, if you're intending to heat it up.
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I never realised how annoying her voice was. I literally wouldn't have sex with her, can you imagine how annoying it would be hearing her make sounds?
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Had beans on toast for breakfast, unclear as to what I will have for lunch.
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>>84601434
Suppose, if you're intending to make yogurt.
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>>84601440
Not sure if you are trolling. Milk does not go off that fast. Being a few degrees above fridge temperature for a few hours doesn't matter. It will be completely fine.

Are you one of those lads who has no knowledge of food stuff because you've spent your whole life order takeaways.
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>>84601443
She's like an uglier, coarser, duller and less charismatic Keira Knightley.
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>>84601447
get some sushi de lad
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Someone make me a cup of tea would you? Cbf to go downstairs to the land of the kettle
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>>84601447
Bacon roll
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>>84601450
I am being silly anon, you should be telling this to the anon that was complaining about the temp. Help ease his mind.
>Are you one of those lads who has no knowledge of food stuff because you've spent your whole life order takeaways.
No, I'm quite accomplished with a microwave.
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Why do brits love beans and peas so much? They are not even native plants
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Wish I had a woman or a dog to cuddle with
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helperlad thinking about helpermum doing the L sign while he strokes himself x
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>>84601485
What kind of dog? What kind of woman?
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Oof those catamites were getting very upset last night at my observations about pro-natalism. Weird.
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>>84601525
Just the normal sort
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>>84601525
Any friendly small to medium sized dog that doesn't bark.

Any young woman who is not overweight.
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>>84601534
How are your social skills lad?
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helperlad asking helpermum for more L sign photos of her for his wanking collection x
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>>84601541
Non-existent. I have autism (the traditional version, not the self-diagnosed modern version).
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>>84601559
You want to see if you can swap that for modern self diagnosed sort. Much easier to deal with.
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One day seethemong will shut up. It might not be today, or tomorrow, or even this month, but eventually he will find something else to do.
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>>84601559
Ah shit. That means overweight girls are the only one really in your league.

Being fat for women = having bad social skills for men.
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I would be willing to pay 5000 pounds for a moderately attractive (6/10) slim woman without tattoos to have sex with me.
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>>84601607
thats way too much money
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Anyone tried Manjaro?
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>>84601618
Market is insane right now though. Never has the quality of women been so low with their demands so high.
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>>84601619
No but I am using an Arch-based system
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>>84601625
what website are you looking at where the prices are that high?
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two fingers up helpers bottom x
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so are we all agreed that robots are cool?
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Haven't been excited for an album in a long time.
https://warp.net/releases/590960-inferno/tracklist
No, i will not be attending a listening party the day before release.
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>>84601681
I wanted to but didn't get a ticket sadly. Got the vinyl coming in the post though
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>>84601681
>>84601687

i'll listen to that on youtube probably
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Has anyone noticed that white boy's cum smells rotten?
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>>84601681
Why do you keep posting about this for so long? Nobody cares about Boards of Canada.
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>>84601574
>eventually he will find something else to do.
i wont
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5000 for a moderately attractive (6/10) slim woman without tattoos seems fine in terms of a wedding dowry. That would mean guaranteed regular sex for the duration of the marriage.
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17 fingers up helpers bottom x
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>>84601694
I've noticed that when I masturbate to an old woman with saggy tits my cum smells rotten, but when I masturbate to a young woman my cum squirts out with such pure intensity it feels like I'm walking on air. You know?
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smarties are so fucking morish holy shit
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>>84601701
Why are you masturbating to an old woman with saggy tits?
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When a chinese man cums all over Help Helper Lad it feels like he's FLOATING. It's incredible.
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>>84601694
that you zimmy's wife?
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>>84601697
>5000 for a moderately attractive (6/10) slim woman without tattoos seems fine in terms of a wedding dowry. That would mean guaranteed regular sex for the duration of the marriage

As-salamu alaykum brother
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>>84601704
No point in them since they got rid of the cylinder tube with the plastic lid you could blast off or almost choke on. And the delicious artificial flavours and colours. Now they're just shit and dull coloured and pointless. What a waste.
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>>84601687
I know the music store near me and it's not much bigger than a moderately sized living room. I don't have faith that people would stfu for 70 minutes..
>>84601693
I will buy the digital download, I don't have a record player or CD.
>>84601695
I and others enjoy their music, sorry if you were offended, write to your MP to complain?
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>>84601705
Why not? I've masturbated to most types of legal porn throughout my life. I see it as a way to get in touch with the absolute divine, the pure truth.
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helper sucking steves willy dry x
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>>84601717
You will not get in touch with the divine by masturbating to Jewish pornography, or to old women with saggy tits.
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>>84601720
I already have lad. The more honest and real the pornography, the stronger the connection. The more absolute the Divine Truth.
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Definitely been overdoing it with the speed lately. Time for a big long break I reckon.
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>>84601711
I'm not in favour of arranged marriages or dowries or any of that kind of shite, but I can at least accept that it would be alright for a dowry.
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Me? I only wank to proud, Aryan pornography.
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Growing up, I was badly bullied. When I was 11, I was wearing light-colored boxer shorts under my PE shorts during a hot day. When the fabric curled up and I tried to fix it, a girl who already disliked me saw it and told the entire class I was masturbating. I was called "wanking freak" for years after that even from my crush.
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>>84601743
sorry to hear that mate, you didn't deserve it
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Paul wells
Sunderland paedophile caught by the nonce hunters
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>>84601765
What is it about the creatures of Sunderland and their general neck/shoulders/upper back area?
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>>84601765
HHL's cousin Paul caught by de nonnymen. Brutal.
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If Burnham becomes PM he'll show us how to stop being 'in hock' to the bond markets. He'll 'bring them to heel'. It's all just numbers on a spreadsheet innit?

Burnham proved to us that Manchesterism can work, especially when you are willing to spend 825% of your authority's annual revenue to pay for welfare and not have to worry about a penny of the debt because it all comes from the Debt Management Office run by central government. Take that austeritychuds!
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two loyalist shafts taking turns with welper bum x
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>>84601743
You would be well within your rights to hate women.
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sean applying some vaseline to his raw bumhole after a good rogering from some of his biggest online fanboys
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might have to update the filter list if this continues
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Nasty fucker is kerapac

https://www.youtube.com/watch
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HolpHolperLed applying special japanese ointment to his chapped bumhole.
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I missed out the link like a sausage :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHp8NvylnfI
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helper holding hands with his male care worker x
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Me? I expose nonces that have already been exposed. I am a good person. Look at me exposing these bad people, I am NOTHING like them. I would NOT do what they do. Imagine the SHAME of being caught and exposed.
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Helper is off living his rich and fulfilling life in the real world, while you are spending 16+ hours per day in your boxroom spamming about him and he doesn't even see it.
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>>84601885
Sean has been MIA for 2 days now that bumsesh with Karl and Steve after the football game must have been a right belter
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>>84601885
How do you know he hasn't? And why do you care so much? Just ignore it, like everyone else does.
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>>84601891
He might have fallen in love with a woman
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>>84601891
Hes been active on facebook
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Living with TMAU (hidden disability) I did work in the 1990s TMAU got in the way
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>>84601897
Pipe down sweaty mong
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>>84601904
What is your problem mate, I am saying just ignore them?
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>>84601903
So you CAN work then? People saying "look out here comes John West" is not a reason to not work.
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>>84601903
mad to think he hasn't worked in almost 30 years
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>>84601913
I can say whatever I want. "Why do you care so much"? Just ignore my post.
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>>84601921
Pipe down love
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welper licking my balls x
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Any loremasters know if Sean has ever had a job?
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>>84601885
You don't get it lad. He might have read the posts, he might be upset. One can only hope when you're this invested in some who has a happier life.
See below, the desperate need to possibly be upsetting someone.
>>84601897
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>>84601926
At a nursery but got the sack
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>>84601926
He briefly worked at Sports Direct circa 2013
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>>84601902
>Hes been active on facebook
Invested much? What is it about his life that upsets you so much that you stalk him?
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>He's been active on facebook

SAD as fuck hahaha
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>>84601914
>So you CAN work then?
His health obviously got worse than 30 years ago retard. The bullying and stress has destroyed his self esteem.
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>>84601937
He's basically a celebrity.
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>>84601944
Like Ian Watkins?
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>>84601941
I have no self esteem at all (less than Mark), I have chronic depression, and I still work.

Mark is a charlatan and a scammer. There's something very fishy about him.
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Me? Already have seethemong effectively filtered :)
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>>84601948
H from Steps? Yeah I guess so.
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I found this unusually attractive Indian. Look at his perfect bone structure, beautiful eyes, and soft kissable lips.
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>>84601973
Trip on Sean x
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welper requesting a warm pissy golden shower from the loyalists x
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>>84601885
He's likely bored lonely and depressed and dulling his senses with drugs and alcohol. Maybe he's even had his devices taken away at his care home. Maybe he's in hospital. Maybe he's in jail. Either way he's human detritus.
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Saw this posted by a shitlib, but is it really a gotcha if you believe the exact opposite of this?
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>>84602012
It's retarded, and they are tacitly admitting that immigration into our countries is the equivalent of colonisation and a bad thing. If we follow that train of logic, we would be well within our rights to use violence to kick out the invaders.
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>>84601937
Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
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>>84602025
Oh sweaty who hurt you honey
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>>84602025
You're OBSESSED kek
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>>84602025
Thermo nuclear truke. Crashed thread with no survivors.
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Is anyone else disgusted when they see black hands and fingers? I find it really revolting, like seeing maggots on something.
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>>84602025
I'd say you are astute in observation and perception. Spot on.
Notice the barrage of posts against you now because someone has been noticed.
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blowing a raspberry on helpers bum x
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
Melty meltdown
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>>84602025
>Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps
Alright, steady on. I'm one of the good posters.
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>>84602069
You seem rattled lad
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You've been noticed, lad. It doesn't matter how many posts you make against the observation. We know x.
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>Oh sweaty who hurt you honey
>You're OBSESSED kek
>Melty meltdown
Online billy big bollocks real life shy ugly freak
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>>84602074
Me? Nope. I didn't write a paragraph whilst melting down :) I'm just laughing :)
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helper nibbling steves smeggy cock x
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>i...i...i i haven't been found out to be a grim little seething goblin y...y...you're fuming/melty/riled up..i...i..can't stop winning
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>>84602085
Does it upset you to see yourself reduced down like this? To be known for your true character and personality?
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>>84602025
good christ this is a melty and a half!
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>>84602083
>>84602085
The fact he used two smiley faces on the same second as this pic. Poetry
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I want 50 men to ejaculate in my mouth
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>i...i...if i add a smiley they'll think i'm happy and winning ;) look i dont care ha ha that you know
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>>84602098
Not me mate, you could ask the poster themselves thoughs :/ >>84602089
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
Hit the nail on the head lad x
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>>84602110
Have to say those PremiumBukkake vids have grown on me over time. I used to not really see what's so hot about them, but after years of porn addiction I now 'get' that it's about the humiliation and degradation of the woman. It's no good unless she's obviously uncomfortable but at the same time trying to show that she's really enjoying it.
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
couldnt have seaid it better myself
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
100% truth
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>>84602083
That's WILLIAM Big Bollocks to you, lad.
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
Nuclear truth bomb de lad, oh aye.
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>>84602025
>Because this thread is home to a few ugly freaks who watch lolcows on youtube all day and helper being fully doxxed is the equivalent of a lolcow they can gawk at his life and be the funnay archbishop of banterbury secondary school comedians they missed out on in real life because they were ugly freaks who nobody wanted around. But theyre SURE they're really funny and witty like a comedian on a panel show ha ha sean in imagined scenario ha ha its ljke they're in the pub telling jokes like a real man. Unlike most posters here being anonymous they can put a real name and face and location/general imagined outline of his life onto HHL so they're attracted to him like when they were little ugly freak children pulling legs off spiders. Remember that smelly kid in primary school who sat at the back of the class picking his nose and barked out his funnay jokes and gave everyone the creeps. Basically that lad found 4chan and started posting in this thread
I agree wholeheartedly
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>LOl you are fuming mate oi you are fuming keek xxD
You don't even talk like this. If you started going on like this in real life your mum and dad would say, what's happened to you? When did you start talking like that? You're not this big character throwing your weight around like the internet lol you're quiet and mumble. We know.
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welper holding my hand while he grabs at his cock cage x
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>>84602123
I've got one where multiple large-penised men have anal DP with her and then cum in her mouth, and after each cumshot she spits it in a big class, along with her saliva. And then at the end she drinks and swallows it all.

Pure cinema.
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>>84602142
I take it that's an LP vid yeah? Got a code for it?
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So, is Sean HHL?
I've been wondering this whole fuckin time who Sean is.
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>>84602137
>you're quiet and mumble.
I'd say afraid and self critical. Hence, the projection and need to be everything he isn't IRL that he can be on 4chan.
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>So, is Sean HHL?
>I've been wondering this whole fuckin time who Sean is.
We know who he is and so do you, lad. Do you want to talk about yourself for a change, the real you, not one of your personas?
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>>84602153
Yeah Sean is HHL. Let me know if you're new and you want a QRD on anything else.
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I wish people would stop bullying Helper. He does not deserve it.
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>>84602175
I come and go. You're not all that interesting, if I must be honest.
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welper rubbing his nipples thinking about 11 oily men x
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>>84602123
An ex of mine used to love watching bukakke videos, she said they were "really cool" which I always thought was a funny way to talk about porn. Hope she got to experience it one day.
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>>84602178
You sure mate? I can give you a QRD on Shippy if you want.
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>>84602189
Corrrrrrrrrrrrr that'd be 4x lush
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>>84602185
Cor, she sounds like a keeper.
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>>84602189
go on then, what's his wacky chatacter trait?
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Before anyone says anything, I will point out that Shippy isn't a paedophile. He has a normal sexual appetite for 16 year old women, like all men do.
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>>84602185
Have you ever taken a deep dive into the esoteric amateur gokkun scene? Like genuine amateurs who are into it and do it privately? Some insane content out there. Literally saving litres of cum and encouraging others to send in bottles full of it, then downing it all in these vids which are always almost ritualistic. Quiet rooms with dark curtains, the women often wear like date night style dresses and have their hair done and makeup and jewelry on, grainy cam footage, the cum containers arranged like idols. Then one by one they just open them and sip and sip and sip and then occasionally do a big chug. They down it all then the woman and the cameraman end up talking about how long they think before it all comes back up - it's apparently a thing in the gokkun community that everyone who drinks litres of cum knows it's a biological impossibility to keep it all down. Your body simply rejects it all.

Very strange stuff.
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VERY good breeding trippington this was, phwoar.

Hafta recuperate me arse now, don't i

X
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>>84602194
Nah she was mental to be honest but she was at least into shagging. She was a bit of a quirky little slut. I couldn't handle it at the time and took the relationship far too seriously. We could have had fun but I was a bit intense and I suppose her too. Last I heard she had some kind of cancer sadly but I think she recovered and now just does a lot of gardening.
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>>84602221
Cum is a magical fluid. I am not surprised if women become addicted to it.
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>>84602221
Thanks for this lad, I thought I'd heard it all. The gokkun community haha. Sounds like a meditation retreat or something.
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>>84602198
He's a professional driver and one of the best!
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might start puttin things up me bum
woyoi!
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I feel awful for bullying a guy when I was at school. He didn't deserve it at all. I just felt very insecure and bad about myself and found one of the kids weaker than me to target. I didn't beat him up or anything. It was all just verbal. And it wasn't every day. But occasionally I'd target him and it was totally out of order. Feel so shit about it.
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>>84602245
Did this back in the day when I was first exploring porn and wanking and my sexuality and stuff. Decided to put a pen up my bum and sleep with it in. Woke up with an incredibly sore arse. Pen covered in shit. Not sure why I did it in hindsight but oh well.
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People who bully online usually have a very small penis and are deeply bitter and just want everyone to suffer as much as they do.
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>>84602254
That kid now? Albert Einstein
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Fucking BBBRRRRUUUUUHHHHHHH
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>>84602263
He's got a decent career actually, he's in logistics and he's up at director level now. Hope he's making bank.
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>>84602269
Well there's no jobs and what jobs exist are getting taken by AI. What do you expect.
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>>84602281
Nah that's not what it is man. Companies massively overhired after covid.
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>>84602269
You mean to tell me that zero productivity growth combined with increased taxes on employing workers and surrounded by a generous universal welfare state ended up producing FEWER people in work?

How could this possibly have happened? We literally could not have predicted this at all!

>>84602281
Yeah mate mate mate it's all AI mate, AI is taking everyone's jobs mate.

>>84602286
What does it even mean to 'overhire' in this context? That would imply there was some kind of leverage swap between employers and (prospective) employees, but that never happened.
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Uhm wtf does this scribble mean
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>>84602254
I did some bullying (verbal) was bullied it was normal unfortunately in my hellhole school/area everyone just bullied each other because life was crap it was just the norm to be a bastard
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Sean twerking naked on stage at a sex club, his bejewelled buttplug twinkling in the dimmed red mood lights, Ice Spice playing on the speakers
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>>84602294
>What does it even mean to 'overhire' in this context?

They hired too many people and now they are correcting. There was definitely a really frothy jobs market in about 2022 where employers were talking about a "talent shortage" etc.
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>>84602294
>Yeah mate mate mate it's all AI mate
It is though. Do you think its the 1950s where we can go to dockyards and find work on the same day. Then when we're done with manual work find a cushy office job doing nothing through our mates at the pub. That was our parents life the economy was predicated on. I don't have a job now but I had one years ago just a basic admin job anyone could get back then in the 2010s. The office where I worked is now on skeleton staff most have been axed, reduced hours and its on its last legs. Nobody needs people to do stuff that chatgpt can do faster. A large % of our economy is make believe nonsense jobs that chatgpt can do. Now chatgpt exists so it's doing them. Quite simple. My office isn't an isolated case either the economy in my local area has pretty much died over the past decade. While people became more digital native. There was several call centres years ago, most shut down, nobody calls anyone now it's a phone app. There's no point pretending we still live in 2009.
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>>84602305
Nah. No company I know of overhired. Every company I know has had multiple rounds of redundancies, not because of AI, but because of increase in taxes, national insurance making paying employees too expensive. The entire economy is downsizing.

Increased electricity costs also don't help. Every industry is firing people, stopping hiring, and in some cases, shutting down because it's not even worth doing business any more.

All completely predictable of course, and what all economists said would happen if Rachel Reeves's policies were implemented.
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welper getting taken advantage of by big oily eastern european men x
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>>84602305
There was a clear effort to get back to baseline, but the perceived growth in jobs post-covid is entirely down to immigration of low-skilled workers who became deliveroo bikers, care workers etc. There was no scramble to hire people into real jobs. Companies didn't overhire. Most companies downsized and leaned up due to covid itself but also things like new taxes hitting employers. The government is allergic to growth.

>>84602320
I appreciate the points you're making and I get what you're saying, but the reality is that virtually no jobs have been outsourced to AI. There has been no detectable net loss due to AI, though there has been re-balancing across industries and retooling of jobs in an intra-industry sense. I'm not saying it can't happen or won't happen, but it certainly hasn't so far. Not to mention the fact that most companies are utter dinosaurs and the people staffing them have no clue what AI is or how to use it properly, let alone automate entire workflows.
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>>84602331
Basically every tech company added staff aggressively during 2020- 2022, then publicly reversed course with major layoffs or hiring freezes.
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>>84602320
>A large % of our economy is make believe nonsense jobs that chatgpt can do. Now chatgpt exists so it's doing them. Quite simple.

Give me an example.
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>>84602351
No they did not. The tech company I work for didn't, and no tech company worked for by other people I know did. Is this something you've just made up?
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>>84602331
>All completely predictable of course, and what all economists said would happen if Rachel Reeves's policies were implemented.
Important to keep in mind that this isn't just Labour. Of course Labour turned things up to 11 and this was very predictable, but the Tories were doing the exact same things for 14 years with equally predictable results. They increased spending, increased taxation, officially implemented net zero, made no attempts to secure energy independence or domestic capacity, imported millions, printed buckets of money, created mandatory ESG frameworks etc.

This is simply the uniparty's preferred political economic model. Managed suicide.
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>>84602360
Nope it's a well known thing mate and you can just look it up. Amazon, Meta, Alphabet, Salesforce, Microsoft, Shopify, Zoom...list goes on. Huge post pandemic correction and a lot of the CEOs are on record saying it.
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>>84602369
Those are all American companies. Is this a US thing that you've heard from watching YouTube videos?
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>>84602354
I'm the lad he was replying to and I think it's important to realise that AIs like GPT/Claude/DS/Gemini actually COULD do large numbers of jobs to a standard almost identical to what average office normies do, but that currently they DON'T. It's a very important distinction.
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>>84602372
They are giant multi-national companies with thousands of employees in the UK lad.
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>>84602354
Admin, HR, marketing, executive assistants, project managers compliance officers, most people doing office jobs are adding no value to the world moving words about on a screen. Nobody would even notice if their job disappeared. That's a pointless job.
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>>84602374
I don't think they could. Not yet. But I agree even when they can't, they largely won't.
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>>84602377
Go on then tell me how you'd replace a marketing person with an AI.
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>>84602376
There wasn't an overhiring problem in the UK tech industry. It didn't happen.

UK has been losing employees for years now because of tax policies and generous benefits for hidden "disabilities".
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>>84602377
Adult daycare. It's essential for people to be employed so they don't go round causing a nuisance for the government. Bullshit jobs aren't going anywhere.
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>>84602384
It happened with UK tech companies too. Made.com is a big example just off the top of my head. They overhired themselves bust.
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>>84602377
Admin - yes
HR - no, but that's because it's a fake job, the entire purpose of which is to employ otherwise unemployable useless people (women with humanities degrees) and use their vote-buying sinecure positions to ideologically enforce the state's preferred behaviour in private environments, not to actually provide a real service
Marketing - yes and no, digital marketing absolutely, we have tens of thousands of entirely automated youtube channels, instagram accounts, twitter accounts etc. but all of these are universally despised so if you want actual good marketing you need real people coming up with ideas (for now at least)
Executive assistants - yes
Project managers - yes and no, YMMV, in the sense that something like a CEO position is essentially a very abstracted project manager there is still scope for the 'great man' theory of business, but most project manager roles wouldn't even need to be a dedicated agent, they could just be an email
Compliance officers - (see HR above, but malecoded)
>most people doing office jobs are adding no value to the world moving words about on a screen. Nobody would even notice if their job disappeared. That's a pointless job.
Correct, but you're missing the point of the system which is to make these jobs to begin with and propagate them to buy votes to sustain the system. You think that civilisation needs 8.5 BILLION people to run it? Of course not, we had far better civilisations with far fewer numbers of people, but nobody now has the balls to say 'yeah sorry we just shouldn't have this many people' because of the implications of it.
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>>84602381
Lolwut AI generated videos literally get millions of views meanwhile nobody gives a crap about whatever corpo slop adverts come out other than to laugh at them like Boots black female santa. A kid in his room could and does prompt better content. So just find him and pay him much less than the useless mong with a graphic design degree.
All that aside, we actually don't need marketing at all beyond the basics, there is no need for it to be an industry, its a pointless self perpetuating system, based on lying to people to get their money. The marketing industry is a negative influence on the world so its not as if it has to or should exist.
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>>84602393
I work in the industry and every company I know was making people redundant after Covid, mainly because business was struggling and when the furlough scheme stopped they couldn't justify keeping those people. Nobody was hiring during that period.

A lot of firms also realised that some of their roles were pointless, particularly management roles who were paid a lot but didn't actually do anything or generate money for the company. When everyone was working from home, those people didn't have anything to do, and we became more productive without managers organising pointless meetings to discuss nothing throughout the day. So those kind of people were made redundant.

The American tech industry is very different to the UK. It's absurdly lucrative and generates such enormous profits that those companies could afford to hire people to do nothing - the kind of women you see on TikTok "a day in my life working for Google" and they do nothing. Those kinds of people are being fired now in the US. We do not have that phenomenon in the UK, our tech industry is underpaid and with budgets on a knife edge. Most companies were not overhiring here. The reduction in employees in the last few years is for the reasons I have explained to you (high taxes, high energy costs, shrinking economy, generous benefits, post-Covid restructurings).
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Me? I've noticed no one calls out the actual seether. Why?
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>>84602431
It's best just to ignore it. It will post the same stuff regardless.
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>>84602431
>the actual seether
Point out his posts big lad. You won't
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>>84602431
The actual seether is you mate and you have been called out. Trying to pass the blame now is pathetic.
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>>84602421
Agree with everything in your post lad except for this:
>We do not have that phenomenon in the UK
We do, they're just not in the tech sector, they're in the public sector. They just aren't posting on tiktok because it's not as flashy compared to working for google or facebook or wherever where they have a ball pit in the office and get starbucks delivered or whatever bullshit they do all day. Make no mistake we have just as many (arguably per capita more) fake jobs than the US, it's just that they're almost all directly downstream of the government rather than laundered through at least a plausibly deniable level of private industry (which is itself incredibly productive all things considered) like in the states. Over here we don't even pretend to be productive.
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>Me? l've noticed no one calls out the actual seether. Why?
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>>84602466
You can tell he's a bubbling seething mong from that post alone. Thinks he's clever.
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Hooking up tonight which means she'll be tasting my cum. I've been eating like shit for two days and just had my third coffee; I want her to fucking wretch on my load oh aye x
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>>84602476
I'd love to accept your load
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>>84602300
>Ice Spice playing on the speakers
I would crawl over broken glass to fuck every one of the twerking thots in the Deli video ngl
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>>84602466
Kek, perfectly sums that fucking cunt up, nice one lad
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I've noticed a suspicious increase in people wholeheartedly agreeing with other people's posts lately. Not adding anything or participating in the conversation, just saying "yes you are so right and clever you've won the argument"

Very odd behaviour.
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The mass reporting faggot is at it again.
I hope he dies this week
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>>84602513
I've noticed you're coping because you got exposed
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>>84602442
That is fair enough lad
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>>84602513
You can't notice that mate that's not on.
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>>84602513
I agree lad, good post
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Pretty sure my work coach is sabotaging me so I dont get a better job than him. He keeps pushing shitty jobs on me when he knows I'm overqualified for them. Fuck it. Might just join the armed forces. I'm still young enough.
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Both sides engaging in the same mongy tactics day in day out no wonder this threads fucked
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>>84602513
You have been thoroughly rattled.
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I've noticed a suspicious increase in people wholeheartedly posting about helper getting bummed lately. Not adding anything or participating in the conversation, just saying "helper getting his arse split open by an oiled up bull"

Very odd behaviour.
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He brought out the thinking emoji so we know he means business
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>>84602558
It's just one freak. It's been at it for days. Just ignore the spammer and hope jannie finally does something about tbe spamming.
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>>84602513
You fuming aren't ya
Well you are aren't ya x
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>>84602579
>tbe spamming
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>>84602579
He's been banned multiple times. He uses the paedoproxy to ban evade.

Pretty sure it's the same anon who was quoting every post in the thread and responding "fascinating" last year. He just really has nothing better to do.
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MONGBOY DOT JPG I REPEAT MONGBOY DOT JPG HAS BEEN POSTED HERE YE HERE YE!
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>>84602579
>It's just one freak
NTA but i sometimes join in on the fun so its at least two posters
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Any of you got tattoos?
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>>84602612
>join in on the fun
Explain how it's fun? Isn't it just boring now?
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>>84602615
Yeah, I've got calligraphy script in a circle around my arsehole that says 'spit first big boy x'
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>>84602617
Point out to posts ITT that you think are fun. You won't
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he lies about simple things, what a mong.
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>>84602626
But I don't think they are fun...? Are you soft in the head
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>>84602630
What if I find them funny but you don't?
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>>84602623
Very visceral imagery lad, I can practically hear the SCHLOP SCHLAP PLAP SLCHPHCPSAHHCOAHPCAHS AAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH HHHHNNNNGGGGG of the room
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>>84602615
No they're a non-white invention
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>>84602635
It might have been funny when it was once or twice. But when it's every minute for days it's just boring. I don't read them.

If you genuinely do enjoy that then whatever. I don't get it.
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>>84602641
I wasn't even the same poster you were replying to. I just chimed in for a laugh.
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Ok, now time to learn a few openings in chess. I can get a few checkmate now, and it's not too bad against a 550 bot, but I make massive blunders against humans.
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>>84602630
I meint which posts ITT do you think are fun? Any of them? Point them out
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>>84602415
So your marketing plan is to use AI to generate videos and get millions of views? If it's that easy why don't you go and get rich?
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>>84602588
Ok outsider.
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>>84602649
>I meint which posts ITT do you think are fun? Any of them? Point them out
why
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Okay okay I did it, all change
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>>84602675
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