Tartan Army editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU4kJ6tIDao
Ten Wantufied Brazilians taking my batty crease tonight x
>>84908100Nice wee mascot will see the Tartan Army through to the knockouts
>>84908164I forgot to put it there for the Morocco game and they lost. We in safe hands tonight.
>anon #1 posts that he is stranded at a train station>anon #2 posts that his friend is 'stranded at a train station' (lying)who do i believe?
bonny bonny edish, OP.
>>84908100What the fuck is that aspect ratio? That's some Lawrence of Arabia shit.
i once accidentally coerced origamilad into making a swan (possibly that same one)so i have no right to criticise his aspect ratios x
>>84908179My mate isn't at a train station, he's probably trying to arrange a bi sexual swinging perty in blackpool with his BPD fiance.
Moved to America de lids. It's 120% LUSH here.
>>84908250you say he's been at the ganja, but so have you! that's some Rashomon shit.dw lad i believe you fr, but it's Pedro you need to think about x
>>84908259Why's everything look like it's just come out of an arsehole?
>>84908259They don't bother with plates in Yankistan?
>>84908259i know everyone says this about every food pic, but: what the hell am i looking at?
>>84908259lads i think i know where the Polymorph got to.
Sweet wantu of mine oh oh oh x
>>84908259How much did you have to tip for that slop?
>>84908269He'll have been pissed and sniffed up as well before being stoned.Im always at the ganja, I'm fine, will be having more after my food.
>>84908128Crossy would absolutely LOVE this edition if he was here. Miss you mate x
Predictions then lads? Tenner on 0-0
>>84907720That one episode sounds amazing, I'd give it a watch just for that. I don't mind a bit of murder mystery. My mum used to watch Murder, She Wrote maybe I got it from my mum. Thanks, man. Ace review. I'll see if I can get it on x1337x or BT4G.
>>84908323Take me down to the wantu city where the bums are green and the dicks are pretty OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOMMEE!
>>84908345did you decide to stay off the beers in the end? might be for the best, given how things have turned out.Pedro's current status?
>>849083553-0 to brazil
>>84908355>0-04 points would give us >99% chance of going through so that would be LUSH and I mean LUSH x
>>84908355Scotland to try a Ghana but hopefully Brazil put an end to the wholesome chungus vibes and send them home
>>84908385as a young'un, i used to switch the lyrics to>where the GIRLS are green and the GRASS is pretty.i was quite the cheeky chappy.
>>84908314>lads i think i know where the Polymorph got to.hahahaha I bloody love Red Dwarf, it is my go to for a good giggle, especially when I'm down in the dumps.
Lollers getting shanked by pakis at HMP wakey
Nasty bit of racism, oh my.
>>84908394I had 3 earlier, but stopped hours ago. Pedro's got the fan blowing at him again. He'll probably move, as I'll be stopping on my mate's bed, too old and or fragile to sleep on the floor.
Common Scotland x
i am issuing a fatwa against troll-feeders, beer-drinkers, and Scotland supporters.
i am also supporting scotland despite being english
>>84908445It's only a matter of time x
idiot goalkeeper
I'm watching the game.Uh oh.But it's early doors, a game of two halves. You can do it lads, they're only a bunch of wee shitebags.
Oh mate where was the defence on that goal?
That's what I call fucking LUSH fuck em
If i was the Scottish manager, I'd have them practice an all or nothing formation recalled the caber toss, starting with the keeper in our half, we form a line up towards the opposite goal, have the ball some where in the line, and charge up towards the opposition goal.
im surprised how many scottish posters we have in here
>>84908619It's called larping
>>84908619*reminds you/tells you for the first time that there was a /scotfeel/*
>>84908641i remember it, its lasted a day
>>84908631im george bush jr by the way
It's hard to put into words just how shite this Scotland team is in every area on the pitch
>>84908641dinnae last de lad, now its gone forever...like tears in de rain...
That Scottish goalkeeper is fucking shite
Useless defence truly
Scotland getting fucked by Brazil but Brazil is Deanos cock and Scotland is my prolapsed batty crease x
Game's rigged. That's never a foul.
anyone who says anything about anyone being a 'mong boy' for getting language wrong is outing themselves as missing a post where a lad used 'practice' as a verb.but he's on drugs. what's YOU'RE excuse?
>>84908708>what's YOU'RE excuseyou did that on purpose
>>84908708Mongboying came to a screeching halt after people got 3 day bans and warnings. What a shame I used to think it was funny
>>84908708>what's YOU'RE excuse?I was stoned at the time.
>>84908708You are incredibly sad.
>>84908735>people got 3 day bans and warningsbased mods
>Mongboy not allowed but HHL gayposting is allowedBASED
>>84908764And that is how it should be lid xx
Can see these mongs getting away with 1-0 again
Scotland bussin frfr
>>84908730i sure did. i'm playing the long game. a pre-emptive strike to protect frens.>>84908736don't worry man i got you.you also taught me a cool thing.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_tossBRING IT BACK
What's that fucking doorbell noise in the stadium?
Uh oh stinky. Not looking good for our Scottish friends is it.
>>8490890880,000 fatsos ordering Doordash to the stadium innit
>>84908908it plays when they show a goal from the other game
Of all the wank Scottish players their keeper is a full on goon session faaaaackin elllll
>>84908924deep fried pizza all round
Love me a bit of Vini Jr I do. I'd even trade Deano for him x
doomed i tell ye
>>84908641>there was a /scotfeel/*Splitters
Don't want to hear a woman talking about football thanks xx
*talks about football*
Reckon they'll bring on Neymar second half
>>84909005got any hobbies de lid?
>>84909019is *watching* football a hobby?
>>84909037>is *watching* football a hobby?absolutly
>>84908981Yeah, some seething pooftah, but we didn't split thankfully.
is drugs a hobby?not like those lads who really know their weed strains or different chemicals. maybe even grow/produce them themselves.i just mean 'taking drugs' and then sitting there.
>Buy a TV license NOW! No ta x
>>84909070i would say yes but i think most probably wouldnt
>>84909093i see what you're doing.
so thats what the brazil goalkeeper looks like
>>84908398>3-0just call me Nostradamus
It's over lads. Thinking about crossy tonight x
>>84909057Or pooftahess
>>84909222how much are you kicking yourself for not putting a bet on, Nossy?
>>84909229thoughts and prayers x
>>84909237i'll be wrong by the end of the game
>>84909235wheres is gona gestate ?!
i think the scottish lads have gone to bed
need to know what Mark Kermode thinks of Supergirl (2026).
>>84909279>Mark Kermodehis las name is a toilet heh he heh
>>84909316My 86 year old auntie has a commode. Her house stinks to high heaven of piss because the carers that come in twice a day don't bother to clean it. It hits your nose like a punch to the face whenever you go in
>>84909341 ask her to use catlitter
>>84909356She's paying 2 grand a month for private home care they should be cleaning it, Ive said they should be doing a better job but the family won't listen
>>84909380can you complain to the company on her behalf?
>>84909395It's out of my hands. Her adult children have power of attorney and they handle all of their affairs
>>84909406thats a shame, two grand is a lot of money
going to try making a thread on /trash/, see how that goes.
>>84909247well shit i was rightgoodnight
That lass taking the piss in the crowd nasty that, no need x
>>84909508tuned out, qrd on crowdlass?
>>84909516She was doing a childish "nyeh nyeh, nyeh nyeh" taunting gesture and the camera panned to her.
Just had a cold tin of STAGG chilli. Please don't tell anybody how I live.
>>84909093Scan that QR code lad and pay them nonces.
>>84909630No thanks! Sorry!
>>84909610i envy you, lad. i couldn't do it.just on the 'penos now. few Nipits for afters.x
Gooning to asmrtists' nude albums.
there's actually quite a clever trick you can do with the jalapeno vinegar + bicarbonate of soda. thought it up myself.
I've been pushed to suicdie tonight. I'll drag you all down with me xxx
Nippits. Clarifies the arse and cleans the colon.
I stay on me own from now on xx
I'll get let gFuck the lot of yaMuslims take over because you're weak and pathetic losers xxxLaunch the the fucking nukes xxx
Welper suidieing from wantu wintel x
wb HelperLad. how was the holiday?
Launch the fucking missles in every directionI'm going out with a fucking bang xxx
If a Muslim family takes over a working-class English family. Then it's game over. Jews have won. Just launch the nukes xxx
>>84910020>I'm going out with a fucking bangso things worked out with that lass then, eh?
>>84910049We've already got a date sorted so pipe down xI finally have a gf and you're jeoulous xxx
Garn beddingtons nowNighty night xxx
>>84910071wasn't yanking your chain there HL. hope it works out.good night, sleep well
Sheboon chimpout at maccies
to sleep or not to sleep?that is the question.
>>84910071>I finally have a gf and youre jeoulous xxxI will take a tenner on things that never happened you doxxed paedophile running away with your tail between your legs hahahahahahaha. G..g..guys look I..I..I have a gggggf hHhahahahahahahahahahahaha
you have to admit, he's got a point.
>>84910700He's always coming up with bigger and bigger bullshit every times he gets done over on here the loser lmao. Woe is me!
Me? Woke up to Deano between my cheeks x
you have to admit, she's a bit melodramatic.
Woe-feel-ia still banging on about Hamlet after he has left the room.reminds me of a certain message board thread x
time for bed, methinks
>>84911060it's mad that cats do thjis now
>>84911060Goodnight mate. See you tomorrow. Xx
>>84911077to be fair, the very first cat, Cat Prime, built the Pyramids.he even called them Prime-ids, but the Egyptians lost the rights.
If she lived in Turkey, she would have air conditioning in her home. I would move to Turkey if I had that privilege. Britain is grim in winter and too humid in the summer.
Look at how miserable these wagies look. Imagine slaving in this heat. Another hot day for them.
>>84911477oooooohhhhhh, i've got mental heeeaaaaalth
Britain is the only country whereby it is completely accepted that police don't solve crime.Other countries have corrupt police, but this is usually a fairly transactional Third World thing. Only in Britain, the demand to recover property is met with incredulity.
Why do earthquakes always hit shithole countries?
>>84911793Japan isn't a shithole country, mostly just luck that the majority of fault lines run through the third world
Gary Stevenson being appointed as an 'economic adviser' to BurnhamLMAOOOOOOThis is alongside the daughter of the Liberian finance minister, a famously strong and stable country and economy.If you thought things were bad they're about to get a whole lot worse.
>>84911793We haven't had an earthquake in living memory lad...
You should move out of your childhood boxroom by 23https://youtube.com/shorts/i_cAMQy1PxY
>>84911852I fail to see how this impacts my Stardew Valley save
I'm too bloody warm already
>>84912200its cooler in the woods
Can't wait for welper to wake up
>>84912229That's pretty sad mate ngl
>>84912229Excited your favourite dolly is back?
>>84912078This tickled me. Just the futility of worrying about national politics or geopolitics captured in such a simple sentence.
Some poor wee battered lassies quietly waking up today.
Not possible to survive in this heat
Landlords water safety dudes are turning off the water today for a "thermolfkahdfkldhf mixer test" fucking ridiculous.
>>84912415Lad it may sound ridiculous but if your thermolfkahdfkldhf doesn't mix properly you'd be right up shit's creek innit
>>84912415Shippy owns a home. Why don't you?
NO HAMISH I'm sorry, I tried to iron yer sporren fer ya a pure did pal.Och noooo yer just upset about the game.*crushes a pregabalin into his lunchtime battered creme egg*
One day dollymong won't wake up and it will be lush
>>84912415>thermolfkahdfkldhfYou live in Iceland?
Four months of therapy is coming to an end today. I'm going to have a little break and get some CBT and EMDR if necessary. I have On The Road Truck or The Long Dark to play later to help me wind down. Yeah, a bit of trucking might be nice, just me and the open roads and mogging car drivers.What are the plans for your day, lads?
Me? Rimming Deanos swampy arse x
Yummy bummy in my tummy x
>>84912572Can you get ETS2 on playstation?Just waiting to see what muh bellend mate is doing.
We live in a patriarchy. Hatred of women isn't a bug, it a feature.
>>84912624And that is how it should be little lid x
>>84912628We had a Truck Poster Lad a few years back, he sparked my interest in playing a truck sim and I looked for ETS2. I think he played that.It's not available on the PS4, that On The Road Truck is the closest to ETS2 I could find. Are you back at your mates today? Or a different mate?
Creepy nonce detected
Paedos about?
Child molester in da houuuuuuuse
it is BEEFIN>>84912572EMDR is canny, if it works for you. one of those things where you wish you had a machine that did it at home (classic CPAP and/or laughing gas style)
>>84912485>>84912489>>84912523He came, apparently i don't have one, then he left. My HA are retards.
britfeel has become an underground nonce network
>hello, thermolfkahdfkldhf inspector.
>>84910700He's a compulsive liar, and a nonce.
>>84912677>become
>>84912679He looked fucking knackered already desu, sweat pouring off him, offered him water he was ok "got plenty in the van mate ta"Oh well, back into my underwear and gaming chair for the rest of the day.
>>84912677We need MB back now more than ever
oh, so this Hamlet thing wasn't real?(the ghosts tipped me off)
>>84912684Always has been hasn't it.
I can't stop getting bummed by youFeel man-love coming through youDEANO with you beside meHold on, heaven guide me.GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out much longer'Cos GAPED HOLE spells BUMSESHCan't hold out am getting bummedhttps://youtu.be/dW66keO8IewAnd that is how it should be x
>>84912687>offered him water bit of a busman's holiday, that.
>>84912707You say all this little lad but cheat on Deano with a Wantu when given the chance. Why?
>>84912709heh, i hadnt thought of that.
posting this image because Crosslad would have liked it.maybe you will too.
>>84912707I hope you've got some more choons up your sleeve x
he doesn't have a thermolfkahdfkldhf
>>84912723Is he dead or something? Good riddance I say. He was insufferable. No I have NOT forgotten the relentless Peach posting.
>>84912645There's a few on here that play it, I used to play it on my 24hrs awake mission to get me ready for my early weekend shifts years ago.I came back last night, the bellend rang me at 10 last night saying they were stuck due to train cancellations.
>>84912735u mad?(not like, angry. insane.)
>>84912760Not that anon, but at first he was a bit bonkers, we argued then he went ok after a bit.
>>84912755you look that man straight in the eye and tell him he's let you down, he's let himself down, but most of all, he's let Pedro down.
>>84912762fair dos.i understand simply not liking someone (experience this first-hand often).but he's HARMLESS even if that's the absence of bad rather than the presence of good. i'd take ten of him over one of you-know-who.
>>84912764I've had words in the past. He has a BPD fiance who loves drinking and cocaine as much as he does, so things seem to be going downhill.
his mum probably put him in some kind of spacker home without internet access
>>84912517Hope the same for lollers, hhl, and any other nonce ITT
>>84912779Do you think if his mum had access to the Internet she would have picked somewhere else?
>>84912774We became friendly, but was wary at first.
might write a blog article.
put on old trousers this morning and they are too tight
>>84912818you'll be experiencing lots of changes, it's normal at your age and nothing to be scared of.
A hopeless spastic all my lifeSurrounded by Deanos all the timeI guess I should take it as a signI'm feelin' lonely (lonely)Oh, I wish I'd find a Deano that could bone me (bone me)Now I'm cryin' in my boxroomSo skeptical of spunk (say what you say, but I want it more)But still, I want it more, more, morehttps://youtu.be/jgCVkQhlSccMe and Deano on Karaoke tonight love him I do x
>>84912824NTA but ive actually been losing weight in the last couple of months
>Welcome to the NHK, Genshiken, and the Slippery Slope from Social Realism to ''''Slice-of-Life''''with a title that long-winded, my article is writing ITSELF
>>84912661I've remixed a couple of choons to alternate playing left/right so when I'm really struggling to stay present I stick my pods in and yeah, we're back. It will be interesting to see the outcome of EMDR.>>84912755I'll let you know what On The Road Truck is like once I've played it, mate. For if you fancy another stint at trucking. Pedro giving zero fucks there, I love to see it.
>>84912830Best one yet desu
>>84912838fuck off already nonce creep
>>84912838You're a vile creep
>>84912831some expertlid is going to pipe up about weight gain/loss during the heat.and i want to hear it! do we eat more/less calories when it's hot? is my summer chubbiness just water weight? it's water weight, right? probably just water weight x
>>84912846NTA but i eat less when its hot
>Lollers hypnotising himself with binaural beatsi warned u broi warned u about spirals
Brook is forever in are thoughtsRIP in peace matey bubblesFuck the haters for wanting to clear the memorial for are Brook
Watched a few of the school lasses going in at 8:30 and some of them look well fit corrr
>>84912866attention seeking tripfag x
>>84912872Is that you helperlad?
>>84912830You should start a Karaoke channel on the youtubes lid It'd be brilliant x
>>84912855hahaha yea, kind of. Beats are OK, I like my binaural classical and opera that I made.
Welper launching ICBM's only the ICBM's are Intercontinental Bantu Meats and his arsehole is the target. His BUNKER getting BUSTED by BANTU BELLENDS.
*performs a cracking rendition of your favourite pop song*
>HAPPENING Europe's temperature is rising by 0.56 degree celsius per decade, twice the world average and faster than any other continent
wonder if HHL ever showed THAT video to steve
just want:- bennies back - enough food- working taps- comfy bed + chair- mid-range PC- 2-3 more friends- my ex to be permanently deleted from my brain Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind style- everyone on /britfeel/ to be happythat is NOT a lot to ask, is it?
its hotter in my boxroom than it is outside how is that possible?
>>84912905Carrying the largest and creamiest creamy muck muck payloads
im willing to work 40 hours a week in a windowless warehouse if in return im able to afford to buy a home and get a gf who wants to have sprogs with me
>>84912930same. the 'phobia aside, one of the reasons i don't go outside to cool off is because then i'd be directly exposed to the sun.cba with sunscreen and showering and all that wankery. but outdoors has shade, it has (some) wind. but oh boy is it warm in here. wrapped my duvet around myself to cool down.
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twoooooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
90 quid for GTAVI. I knew it! The 70 quid version has content cut. What a laff! (I'll still pay it)
>>84912962>(I'll still pay it)you are the problem
rolling in it, lads.
>>84912998Is 2 pence a lot of money for you?
>>84912924anything more than one item on the list is already asking too much from my experience. just be happy you have food
>>84912998wasnt there a poster called swanny that did paid surveys
>>84912998I messed about with those for a bit, earned just over a tenner, took about 120 hours. Bit much for a meme, desu.
>>84912985So should I just not play it?
Starting a blog about nonces on the Internet
>>84913111Will the first article be about yourself?
>>84913002yes, and i don't even drive.>>84913084i'm about three hours in and i have over 3 quid. 120 hours for a tenner is mad, but i just want a fiver so i can withdraw it.
>>84913139>i don't even drivedont or cant?
Me? Love a karaoke bumsesh with Deano and the lids x
might try to work the sentence>And make no mistake--they ARE fascists.into every blog article i write.
>>84913139That's how they get you, soon you'll be doing surveys that let you go through and waste the time, then when it's time to collect, there's been an issue or whoops we just noticed you're not eligible SOZ. Get a few to several of them and realise that's going on to 30min of unpaid fannying about. But hopefully that's just my experience of it, and yours will be better.
little benniesmong can't afford gta lmao
>>84913148i could probably operate the pedals and turn the steery wheel if i was given precise instructions.
If there's no disk, there's no physical edition, surely?
>>84913162aye.i've quickly realised the bullshittery and 'gamification' of it.even when you think you have some knack down, you're randomly disqualified for not being a housewife who loves Maltesers.but i just got a quid for barely paying attention, tapping the most obvious answers for 10 minutes. won't complain about that, that's half way to a bag of rice.
>>84913169As a physical media expert, it's been long dead for gaming. Even when you get the discs, they don't contain the entire game. You always have to download the rest, and there's no improvement over a digital because of that.
>>84913169maybe itll contain a link to steam and a code
>buy physical game>box is full of dead pigeonswtf
Do new laptops even have a DVD drive?
>buy disc of film>nobody can take it away>disc rot is a memeit lush
I'll be purchasing a ps5 pro and the ultimate edition at the tax payers expense and that is lovely
physical media in 2026 is stupid, get with the times, mongs
sick of these 'do/does _____ even drive?' questions.
>>84913183Them saying "physical copies of the game" then not having physical copies of the game, the disk, is quite bonkers. They think its a piece of cardboard with a code on to download the game, is a physical copy of the game.It's just to stop sharing the game or giving it to somebody after you've finished. Somebody getting the game for free instead of purchasing it themselves? Can't be having that.
>France yesterday recorded its hottest ever 24-hour period, following Tuesday's record-breaking single temperature of 44.3C. I'm nearly in tears at picrel. I NEED AC!!
>>84913185*yeps in agreement*
>>84913199Tell you who does or doesn't drive. Schroedingers chauffeur.
can you not do the thing where you say you refuse to use Steam, you would like the game itself and/or a refund?t. pre-installed Windows refund-acquirist
in RollerCoaster Tycoon, if you rename one of your guests to 'Michael Schumacher', he'll drive faster on the go-kart ride.
>>84913192I think I would rather buy a 12,000 BTU air conditioning unit from Argos de lad last night was unbearable for going to sleep
>>84913210lmao physical mongs btfo
Just to make things clear, lefties infiltrated the gaming industry. The right know what these things mean, but the left try to use trickery. Oh you want a physical copy of your game, well look in the box. See that piece of paper? Now hold it, there we go YOU ARE HOLDING YOUR GAME
30 degrees in my boxroom, carbon emissions were a mistake
If you don't have it in your hands you don't own it. Simple as
in The Sims, the cheat 'rosebud' refers to an episode of The Simpsons, which itself was named after The Sims.
>>84913233Cardboard is carbon. Move to a room with less boxes in it.
>>84913235what about intellectual property rights?
physical media used to be the only option, not the best option.now, it is not.
>>84913227not him but they are completely out of stock everywhere in the UK rn the portable ones i mean. I spent an hour looking this morning, I got an email alert at 6am and those were gone by 8.When this shit ends tonight i'm financing one, 12k btu, 2 hoses. I can see us having a 45C event in august.
well lads i definitely own my willy right now :)
Muslims are hoarding the ACs
>>84913242I don't give two flying fucks about that love x
>>84913250>He hasn't paid his foreskin tax
Eating out Deanos swampy buttocks after a gymsesh might not be for you but it is for me and that is how it should be x
Tempted to have sex with a woman
>>84913248Bush offer a 12k btu for 450 at Argos I was looking at it last night at 5am
Mental how hot it is x
>>84913261not in stock in my location lad but thanks.
>>84913258Having sex with a woman you love is like walking in through the front door after a hard days graft... we should build fronts of houses shaped like vaginas.
>>84913199t. mong who cant drive
>>84913280Show us your car then lad, timestamp and all that.
>>84913243Wrong, lid. With the price of hardware ever increasing, a Blu-ray of UHD disc is the best way to enjoy a film. Simple as. Even a DVD is acceptable. At least you own it.
they call it 'essential' tremor, but i disagree.
>>84913281old pic but i still have the same car
>>84913294>old pichow old, and are you single/open-minded?
>>84913294Where abouts in Ankara is that?
Got 3 reddit gold awards on a comment I made yesterday oh my lush x thanks for the gold le kind stranger! x
PHYSICAL MEDIA IS KING! I DECLARE IT!
>>84913324Have you seen Russell Crowes "Noah"? i thought it was decent for a biblical flick.
>>849133102014>>84913321pic was taken during a big road trip to southern europe
Sure Banksy will come up with something to reflect on the state of digital over representation, a crappy link written ddown on a piece of paper where the owner can log in and look at their newly purchased art piece.
>>84913336Yeah, I have the Blu-ray. Not my favourite Aronofsky film but I do like it. Generally I'm a fan of biblical epics, even though I'm not religious.
>>84913324Is recommend Jesus of Nazareth (1977) considered by many as the best biopic of the life of Jesus.
I'm sorry but muh humour knows no boundaries. It's not intended to be mean.Afrononsky, hurrhurr.
>eat healthy meal instead of slop>hungry again an hour later
>>84913366Do you have foriegn biblical films in your collection, ive caught bits of them over the years and find them slower paced the older they are.
>Yes firstly, if the wantus the wappies the wantus the wappies it's LUSH and if the seethers were really serious about it they'd post the wantus the wappies for 17 hours a day!
>>84913371Aye, that's a good one. I watched it years ago but don't own it. Same director as Romeo and Juliet (1968). Might try and source a box set now. CORRRRR! It's only seven quid at HMV. Might have to secure it.
>>84913381It's just calories lad, you're craving calories.
>>84913394The Gospel According to St. Matthew is probably the most famous. From Pasolini, the director of Salo. I don't own it, unfortunately. It's OOP. Wouldn't mind importing the Pasolini set from America, but I own some of his other films already, so... too much redundancy.
>>84913362a group of commuters all sat reading newspapers on a train, but instead of the papers displaying articles + photos, they all have QR codes and 'click here!'
JESUS OF NAZARETH SECURED
>>84913438It lush. Enjoy x
>>84913400>the wantus the wappies the wantus the wappiesFucking kek, creasing mate
Deano for me xDeano for you x
>'best Jesus film' thread on /tv/ just deleted>simply because the OP was trollingnow i'll never know the best Jesus film.
>>84913456I would say Pasolini's film is the best tbqh, but haven't seen it in years.
fuck me, i am really quite sad.
ugh im so tired desu de lads
Would a zoomer sit through a six hour miniseries about Jesus?
>>84913476Ketmong is a zoomer
>>84908259>texslopDisgosteng. Go to Kansas City de lad
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recommend this film. mate C suggested it to me, and that's a lad who knows his onions.
>>84913485Amelie is legitimately good despite being memed into oblivion. A Blu-ray re-release is out soon from Curzon that comes with a board game. The director's other film, Delicatessen, is also very good.
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>>84913485Can't stand the cover to this film. Her smug aura mocks me
I think in need some nippits in me. I need to clarify the voice and clear the throat to continue with my day at the moment x
been constantly knackered for the last couple of weeks. reckon i have long covid and/or cancer
>>84913491>>84913498i was surprised by how NON-annoying it was tbqh.yeah, she's a quirky character, but there are so many ways that could have been worse. it's not the film's fault it ended up with a sporky reputation.
Just yous wait until me and Deano get married then you'll know the score x
Me? I watch films. Love films, me. When I get home from work I just watch films. Love a good film. Did you see that film? Let's talk about films. Might watch two films tonight. Weekend? Probably watch a few films.
9 arrows weren't enough.
>I'll say, "I like cheese," once, and then he'll go on months later,>"Oh you think you're so special for liking cheese, you're a real connoisseur. I bet when someone offers you cheddar you refuse because it's not good enough for your sophisticated palate..."- me, to mate C, two days ago.running rings round u m8
Kissing a tuppence on a hot summers day
>>84913581Gross, you might get pee on your lips, or is that something you enjoy, peelips?
>>84913546Series as well. Aw mate did you watch that new series? Love a good series. Long US series with dozens of episodes. Short UK series with 6 episodes. What a brilliant series. Anyone seen that series? Weekend? Probably finish my series.
>Watching cuckold porn as usual>Husband starts sucking the black mans penisThis really is too much.
my head is rent-freebutit's a dark place to be.
>watching a porno>your husband is in it
>>84913597Yea not a fan of the forced cum licking tbqh. Luckily I rarely last that long into the video.
Those that are against me marrying Deano are seethers x
Blub blub blubGoes the fish in the tub
imagine if HelperLad was gay for real and his girlfriend was actually his boyfriend and this was his way of easing his family (us) into the situation.
Spacious vagina
>>84913705Is that a axolotl mate?
>>84913723Yes, but not mine.
I hate hot weather and I hate cold weather. I think I just hate life.
>>84913711He doesn't have a boyfriend or a girlfriend lmao>But he said he does!He also said uk phonebook was wrong, perhaps he is suffering from mythomania
>>84913605Skyla Novea for me
Another packet of noodles scranned from the haul and I do recommend them highly.
stop bullying peoples that cant protect themselfs
>>84913761Nah, I'm actually ok thanks.
>>84913755you know, i've never really done the whole instant noodles thingi WOULD like to weeb/koreeb it up (maybe even use the R-word). can you get these in wholewheat? do you stir veg into them?
>le empty carbs with salt food
bit breezy now.
>>84913808>bit breezy now.Not really
>>84913726Oh thought you was that lad with a fish tank who posted yesterday
Mum says she can't afford an air conditioning unit but she spends a grand a month on temu an shein every month. Right.
DVDlad watches shows and films that normies don't, that's why he's better than you.
Fren is saying every train cancelled at Blackpool stations.His son who has gone to see his sisters in commerce says the town they're in has closed everything, schools shops not sure about pubs as he's only 16.The country's gone mad. I'll prob be staying the night again, so might pop to mine get mi snes and change of clothing, and a few beers from somewhere on the way back.
>>84913831>pop to mineare you mad? Going outside during an AMBER ALERT. Didn't you hear about the ALERT?? That means EXTREME HEAT! And you want to 'pop out'???
>>84913812I posted an image with a fishtank in it yesterday, but that is my friend's. It was an old image, but is the same tank as the axolotl is in
>>84913850I'll be getting a lift if I do.
*enables*
This thread reminded me of when I was a baby. >>84913553 My mum said I was whistling before I could even speak and this guy is on day 12 of trying to learn how to sing whistle cruel angels thesis (theme from neon genesis evengelion) and I have mastered it in one take, even with musical accents as wellPerhaps I could have made something of myself with music, I can hear entire orchestras inside my head and can hear what each individual instrument sounds like, I can remember songs from 25 years ago note for note but alas. Mental illness got in the way.
Getting them invites sent out for my hen do at the wokkle bank. Got that DJ on tap classic ssm sandford lane style x
>>84913888>and I have mastered it in one takethis cracked me right up. god bless you smuglad.
I taught myself to whistle while listening to Aerosmith's rendition of Train Kept a Rolling. I'm somewhat of a pro, actually.
just discovered i can't whistle ;_;https://vocaroo.com/1bn8GVo5DEwk(warning: annoying.)
>>84913897Who's invited little lad?
Helper down Sanford lane getting a dose of SSM's shitty fishy muck muck right up his spacker hole.
They will see us waving from such great heights'Come down now,' they'll sayBut everything looks perfect from far away'Come down now,' but we'll stay~x
imagine how disappointed the first person who was offered tea must have been.doesn't even get you drunk, does it
Oven is on, steak pie, peas and chips. I hae to eat you know, also im out of bread and ham so cant make a sandwich.
Me and Deano are thinking about adopting a sprog x
>>84914012It's alright lad no need to explain yourself. It 3x lush.
>>84914011>be portuguese explorer>at sea for months>arrive fuck knows where>people with tiny splits for eyes>speaking gobbledigook>utterly parched, demand their finest port>mfw they offer me some hot drink instead>chug 2 litres of the stuff>still sober>do a 360 and sail straight back home
corr lids>Leave for toilberg at 6:20am>its 18c>work outdoors all day>its now 28c>get home>everyone is complaining about the heat because as a nation we are incapable of experiencing joy >make a steaming hot cup of coffee >go to my Infernus of a box room to check in on de lidsits been 4x LUSH this week and i do mean LUSH
>>84914019Alright Jamie Varley lad? Would not trust you around a kid.
>>84913548good reference. Too many suns today.
Scamsavers trying to convince me my next LIE test is 'well overdue'they must think i'm stupid.
>>84914050euphoria is a sign of heatstroke, lad.
>>84913920Probably helps that I've heard it in the past. You're right it comes across as being smug. I should be humble. I cannot delete the post because it's too old apparently if I could I would.
>>84913546I wached A thousand Clowns the other day. Love a good film. Did you see that film? Let's talk about films.Black and white old film about a guy who refuses to work, because he likes to be weird. In New York. But he's taking care of a 12 year old gifted boy, and social services are inquiring about the situation.
mental how this exists
Bit too hot to wank
bit too hot to work.
Need to do one of those poo samples later. You have to get the blue plastic needle and stab the turd a little bit and hand it in a the GP.
>>84914139have you got a good joke prepared as you hand it over, laddington?
Burroughs was a strong opponent of mind control. He thought the medias were a virus. He'd record them and play them backwords to reverse the effect and free people in large venues.
>>84914117trad selfie
might take a stab at today's Wordle.
>>84914157forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing.
Getting a fake pregnancy bump to surprise Deano with x
at least with the heat it allows for a good sack, nice and loose, teanis is longer and girthier with the heat, unlike winter when it all shrinks up.
'twas quite the Wordle, that.
>>84914147No. The receptionist at my GP is a right nasty witch. Her attitude fucking stinks and I hope she gets a bit of my poo on her fingers the cunt.
>>84914184That's true, in the winter months my cock looks like a shrivelled party sausage and my scrotum becomes inverted
might become the "'tis/'twas" lad.(not like the programme, haha)
Imagine living in a country where it's always hot so your cock doesn't randomly change size and you have a constant supply of vitamin D and fanny
worryingly Blad-coded angerpost.
Welper's Bantu binge has left sacks across the country drained forever. He's already finished off Sunderland, pray he never comes to where you live.
Fuck i forgot my SNES, can't be going back out now.
Current mood.>Canon in D - Johann Pachelbel (Fast Upbeat Orchestral Version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNnbQnQFJZM
Oh well gives me time to get some new stuff to wear to muh supercollectorfest, not long to go, and I keep forgetting I need some stuff still.
>>84914283You noncing today big lad?
My bum hole spontaneously errupting with shit and spunk as I point my bum up classic hhl doggy style x
Too hot to enjoy video games
Got my aircon set to 16c but shall be making a quick trip to the cash machine. Getting my bennies a 4pm oh aye monzo is lush x
I've just about over-cooked spiceyMcRib had it.
remember this lad? he's 103 years old now. let that sink in.
>>84914314*reminds you that icepops exist*
im in my special placeblack lakeblue pondi hear the sirens call
>>84914321I have one cornetto knockoff in the freezer, there's so much glucose syrup in it im saving it for later as it unironically warms me up from the available sugar.
>>849143104pm? That's a bit late. Mine come in at midnight.
>>84914333Farmfoods do a good cornetto knockoff. Asda's are alright but you get a lot of chocolate at the bottom. In Asda the official cornettos are fucking 3.75 the robbing cunts.
Some mucky tart doing a post-shag shit in ye bog
>>84914349Been there. It stank for hours after she left.
>>84914283Fat Freddys drop album called based on a true story, for me. Phonefagging so won't bother with a link, and it's only a ublockless TV so there's fucking adverts.
>33 in warehamimagine how SSM's smells rn
Most probably dont, but i think picrel has the potential to be garish, and it's not my thing, but, I fugging like these.
>>84914378Didn't realise there were other colours, I like those but love these.
>>84914363Oh nice one, man. This is going on my playlist. Thank you. Currently listening to Steve Vai.>Steve Vai - Teeth of the Hydra (Official Music Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46qjDJ0lLdE
omw to that fiver, friends.
Or could get both styles? That is an option is am now weighing up.
>>84914373Bet his whole block is humming.
stinky fish man very stinky today
>>84914444holy stinky quads
it's a risky business, posting anything shoe-related on /britfeel/.
it's just bollocks how life works. You adopt a few poor coping strategies early on, and then you're screwed before you even understand what's happening.All it takes is one experience that makes you associate exercise with misery and food with comfort, and bam, you're a fat boy.Only takes one shitty teacher to turn you off subjects you could have been good at.Only takes one completely chance occurrence for you to develop phobias that follow you through life.Whether or not you land in a place with good and supportive people around you is complete random chance.I'm going to have words with God when this is all through, I'm telling you.
Ok I'll get both pairs. Now, some garments to cover muh legs.
>>849143411.50 for 4 at co-op
>>84914453Might go mental and wear 1 trainer from each pair.
Wringing Deanos gym clothes out and drinking the juices its LUSH x
>>84914378>>84914397They are foooking horrible ha ha
I'd love to watch HHL's mouth while he's eating. I want to see that cute little tongue darting and swirling around.
>>84914509Just don't kick them when you find them outside yer mum's bedroom door lad, I'll finish slapping that clunge then come out and slap you.
>>84914512Laughed at this one. Thanks
>>84914509Skets and the unwashed wear REEEEEboks always have done
Grim news from SPACCA. Up to 20% of the Apus in Feel Street have either suffered a full or partial melting in the street after the Calippos ran out. Every dwindling pond is filled with them fighting for water and paddling pools are now black market goods after they all ran out too. In tears for our frog frens.
>>84914533Council estate hall of fame lineup, Reebok, Umbero, Sketchers.. ha ha
Feels like I'm letting out boiling piss it too warms
>>84913224Damon Hill also works but slower I think. Shame OpenRCT2 is so bloated now.
>>84914585Did one of those sugar puffs piss before it smelled and looked like I was pissing out a can of red bull.
>>84914567You used tipex to put another stripe on the Adidas 2 stripe that yer nan bought for you.
>>84914599I'm more of a Nike man myself
>>84914606Are you African then lad
>>84914606Ok, you used tipex to draw a fake tick on a pair of windsors world of shoes that yer nan bought you.
>>84914610Nope just not poor
Velcro strapped Reebok
For me it was K- Swiss with those sliding things on the side.
Velcro strapped reebok classics and a sweat stained wife beater
It's so hot in the boxroom now. I keep wanking all day in this heat, which makes things worse.
Welper necking some seriously sweaty, smegma ridden Bantu willies in a sweat drenches alley in Sunderland.
Deano picking out a clapped out pair of Umbros to wear to our wedding x
Have there been any uploads from SSM where he talks about the recent heatwave?
>>84914639Post your boxroom lad
Welper dishing out tenner blowies in the dingy back alleys of wunderland to save up for a pair of Ellesse special trainers
wonder if that new GTA will record what you do in the game. tie your actions/habits to an account, send it all off to a server.might be interesting data, that.
>>84914620You can buy a pair of nikes for 30 quid in sports direct. It's hardly a luxury brand
Wonder if the new GTA will work with FiveM. Not really interested in the story mode, never have been. I do enjoy larping on RP servers though.
The NEET's expelled cum evaporates quickly in this heat and gives the boxroom a distinct smell.
>>84914673I don't have a phone lad.
>>84914702Where are you getting this luxury brand line from I can't remember saying that?
>>84914739You boasted about not being poor yet you're buying budget trainers.
>>84914632Velcro strapped reebok classics, a sweat stained wife beater, and an XL Bully
>>84914759You've got the wrong guy mate, I'd never be seen near a pair of reeboks, let alone buy a pair ha ha
>>84914762Now thats a tiktok video n a half.
> me rnI asked for the heart symbol.
>>84914765I saw a pair of reeboks in the bargain bin in george at asda not long ago funnily enough
No need to be jelly of muh drip n swag, lads.
Have the next 3 days off, going on the jars now x
New one for me and Deano on the Karaoke later xYou were Deano you were throwing pebblesAnd my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"And I was crying in my boxroomBegging you "Please don't go" and I saidDeano take me somewhere we can be aloneI'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunkYou'll be the prince and I'll be the princessIt's a love story Deano just say "Yes"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
Also forgot to log into steam and buy atomfall when I went home earlier. That's annoying.
me? plain trousers, plain T-shirt, plain trainers.i know what i like x
>>84914829Sing is loud for us lids in the back oh aye
oh aye, haven't listened to 'Wood' 20+ times today.it's good to have routines.
>>84914829When can we expect the cover album?
Salad and picky bits kind of night for me
I've gone to take my cap off 5 times now, yet I'm not wearing my cap. Very strange.
>>84914948this is how i feel about cuddling my bf in bed.;_;
Sodium nitrite is the way to go
>>84914963My gf had that problem with me, but 2 nights ago I woke her to say there's was an injured kitten in the garden, and when she went out to save it I locked the door. She's still out there looking for the kitten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsZgEPEAimk
>>84914993did you say her cap was outside and she misheard you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX8eOYVMuNo
They'll be no cover albums we keeping our karaoke private me and our Deano x
>>84911477thats what they get for being brown fat and female
>>84915026Nope, but have just ordered a cool hat i remember from muh childhood.I'm chavmaxxing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1L1EXUYldc
>>84915067>Soxname three (trois) of their players.
think i might be going a bit mad
>>84915081Mr thrower, Mr twatter, Mr catcher.
They are a diverse team as well, they also have a senor twatter.
Jim Gammon
>>84915126what the HELL do they have against the elderly??
Fudge packer Gok Wan
>>84915179No he's a vital player, he goes out on the bases and distracts the opposition by talking about how in his day blahblah.
imagine making a telly programme bullying women into stripping for the camera, nowadays.
Doing a high school musical get ready with me tik tok right now x
fo riz do riz, is baseball just rounders?
>>84915217Yeah but not as good.
>>84915212what position does HE play?
>mogs and outgays your high school musical a year later, despite having objectively worse singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jcLbfUZT9Athey don't make em like this any more /britfeel/
>Buy tablet and charger on eBay>Seller messages "can't find charger, will send tablet on it's own">Reply with "Can you do a partial refund of 4gbp so I can buy a new charger on eBay">Seller says noFuck me I guess? Do I accept the tablet with no charger and pay out of pocket, or cancel the entire thing? Idk if they've already sent it. I fucking HATE buying second hand. I literally paid for a charger I am not getting.
The nicest guy on the planet just gave us a free movie.https://x.com/CitizenVMovie/status/2070144987224743956
Anyone fancy a quick bum at the wokkle bank?
istg you punch a guy once and you have free guerrilla marketing for life.
I want to be this schizo https://youtu.be/P9tVUHpCcUI
*informs the apus this is the 500th reply*
>>84915344Claim he sent you a house brick and then send him back a dog shit
New edish spam fritter edish>>84915510New edish spam fritter edish>>84915510
