Scarborough Harbour edish
you should have waited and claimed the GET for /britfeel/
>>84999906I've been there a few times it's lovely in summer.
Way too early you literal spastic
>>84999920>Post rate is increasingthis is good news. i'm waiting for some pop to be delivered.
Spunk on me (Spunk on me)Spunk on me (Spunk on me)I'll be gapedIn a cock or twooooooooooAnd that is how it fucking should be xhttps://youtu.be/djV11Xbc914
>>84999931Cry more seething gay boy x
>>84999918Not him but, there's bigger things, and the board could do with recognising it, ya ear mi.
>>84999944i like Scarborough Harbour because it rhymes.
PUMPING HELPER'S RAW ARSE FULL OF THICK DICK AND DOM BOGIES!
>>84999906>Scarborough HarbourJust want Ebin back ;_;
Why did he laugh when he watched THAT video?
>>84999949Scarbour harborough
>>84999981lollin. i did try to say it out loud and ended up with this a few times.but yeah it's not 'borough' like the word.
HHLs bum bum tum tum getting filled with Bantu cum cum
Eleven Rhodesian wantus besieging welpers bottom
Shitted myself after that Burundian Bantu went a bit too deeps xx
>>84999986Didn't see the nu breadinghams in time, did i nowX
Let's go neckbears, lads.
>>85000000what was it then eh
sorry i didn't fire my England GET off in time ladsit's some doomer misanthropic nonsense on out*r /r9k/
Fuckity fuck wank shitty twat fuck.>>84999988No, it's just the words sound similar. The English language is greatFlourFlowerPowerSourPourCorr
>>85000021Knew it would be some woe is me never held a girls had Incel post
>>85000027>Fuckity fuck wank shitty twat fuck.best rhymes since >>84999551
>>85000033NahFlourFlowerSourare the best rhymesIf you have a group of female pigs, and one looks more feminine than the others, is she the sower?Choon timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5x1IMo4AW4Such a mystery goyim, innitCouldn't possible have something to do with the malthusian-kalergian depopulation plans of the (((club of rome))), (((CFR))), (((trilaterial commission))), rothschilds, (((world bank))) et al
soundy on a mad one.
where is my FLIPPING pop they've had almost an hour and a half
>>85000105USING A JIGGLYPOOF AS A FLESHLIGHT OH IT LUSH
>>85000105Tell mate A to get her bum over to your flat PRONTO!
>>85000118SHE IS IN CHURCH>>85000115JIGGLYPUFF IS NOT FOR SEX
might actually check downstairs, brb
>>85000126I'll fill her with so much jizz she'll explode!
popdate: no pop.race against the clock ,who woill win: friend or Amazon??
picking up R in an MG midget and taking her for a picnic in the grounds of harewood house
Giving R a bum in the toilets in her dads middle class pub
Imagine a night with Haaland oh aye x
hate that gabriel cunt hope norway win it
dapping up P with the same unwashed hand i was using to finger R's asshole
Stretching open S's bumhole with a 14 inch dragon dildo
Need to get the fuck out of dodge. I was allowing neighbours to park on my drive at times, but then needed them to stop due to me having health issues, then starts a big war, I end up standing up for myself, and end up with one neighbour trying to intimidate me (didn't work), but, I am going to leave. There's kids round here, families blahblah plus I don't want to feel like a cunt where I live.All this comes around the time that MUH ISSUES (MS, limping around, appearing weak) become more apparent, and I get a bit more confrontational. Issues+people see them = aha there's some weak cunt I can have over. Not this cunt, desu. And being honest, I can't now be a pussy and back up and pretend that they're better to stop them being the aggressor. Nuh uh, I have to take the bull by the horns AND SMASH THAT CUNT INTO THE GROUND.Not inna gang, but starting to get songrelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30Step to man get splatted up like chefy in da alley
Pls come back host ;_;
Am soz.
>>85000271sad >>85000277also sad>>85000280Crossy-coded and CONCERNING
I need an IRL helper. A 4chins helper.Imagine it>can't do anything but look forward and dribble>some faggot's on the screen being a faggot>can't reply>dribble and look at the normie carer (pic andfilenamerel)Tell me it wouldn't wind you up.>>85000330>sadYeah but*leans in*the future thoughCorr it could be anything
>white van either leaving the car park or just using it to turn around>(caught it too late to determine)>COULD be an Amazon lad>COULD receive some 'it says they couldn't find your address' text soon>not my Amazon account so i am blind to the informationtick tock, where is my pop?
>>85000271Hello MSlad I hope you're doing well. Do you own the land that your drive is parked on? If so contact your local council and have it registered as a disabled parking spot. Then you can contact a private parking company at no fee to you to install a sign that if somebody parks there their car can be seized legally and they will have to pay a fine for the car to be released. If this keeps happening to you and they're taking the piss it's time to go to war. Beat them at their own game. You have rights
*calls self a faggot*that'll show me.
>>85000362Nope, all rented, dole dosser parasite class>>85000366We're all faggots on here, that's the fun thing,
>>85000384o my dayz
turns out that white van WAS the pop delivery van.Amazon drivers have a 50% success rate finding my address without my crazy instructions. bye bye pop ;__;
>>85000384Ah then the landlord would likey reject it as he will have to go through the bullshittery of going to the council and having to remove it if you ever left the property. But you can get a disabled parking bay outside your house not on the driveway and that will prevent people from parking on your drive way and if it is blocked you can contact the council and they will handle it. As parking on a disabled parking bay without a blue badge is against the law. If that's not an option the only way is to calmly resolve it with your neighbours and tell them to stop parking on your driveway.
Had a go on OSRS earlier on but still couldn't get on with it. I was thinking about trying to at least get all the quests done but everything it too grindy for my liking.
>>85000516>Casino bots still running rampant at the GEJagex doesn't give two flying fucks about bots because they fund the company and the games economy, they have the power to wipe them all out with the click of a button but choose not to
Get me that linesman to the wokkle bank right fucking nows x
>>85000560It's sad but true. Botting isn't anywhere near as bad on RS3 but I can see the writing on the wall. The games dying now, since the MTX removal all the vets/whales are leaving/have left. It's probably got 5 years at most left at this rate. As long as I can get this ironman to base 99s I'll be happy. I read somewhere 1 in 6 players on OSRS are bots.
Nasty slide that x
Nyland get in my batty x
Little lad missed a penalty 13 mins in dropped a massive bollock there mate
>>85000516RS3 has been on life support since they did EoC.
Having a solero watching the footy it lush x
enjoying a nice cold soda pop x
>>85000712you are too cruel
Grim to think about to be honest
>>85000779that street looks familiar..
>>85000779Full of ooga boogas as well
Might watch thisI fink
>>85000779a lot of bantu's in that house at the right corner..
where are you chilling for the summer lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9wlDUl9aE
Not rite what them Brazilians are doing to Haaland x
Team USA's best player got a red card and it got overturned and he's allowed to play which has never happened before. FIFA is rotten to the core and it makes me question the integrity of the matches after that, some lad pointed it out that it seems fixed I'm starting to believe it
>>85001003Grim. I am sure that it's against FIFA rules as well. I imagine multiple ropes would be on order should England win it. FIFAs worst nightmare.
Honestly, the world cup has been awful. I mean the production and the attempt to Americanise it.
Need a mate A pop delivery update please x
>>85001089Too many black players as well
I'm in the USA and didn't think I'd be the fattest one here
No, I won't be watching the 'England' team later.
>>85001220hhl at the wokkle bank x
Me and Deano bricked up for Haaland it LUSHINGTONS X
>>85001241Besieged by the bantu boys
is your gf watching the game with you?
Bye bye Bantu's x
Get me a taxi to Oslo nows xx
>storm warning in placepraying for all the roses x
Good to see an actual European team doing well. I'll be supporting Norway from now on.
>norways best player wasn't even born there
>>85001413>lad born in Leeds knocks England out of the world cup next week
>>85001127she came round with energy drinks and sparkling water and now we are doing some non-criminal workand even if it was criminal it's victimless crimes
Welper getting bent over and botty bashed by an urban scarecrow
Going to be really fucking awkward if Haaland knocks out the England in the World Cup and he has to go back to Man City when the premier league starts
had tofu at 3 and im still doing stinky tofu farts 8hrs later
IT'S FAKKIN COMING OME' YOU FAT NASTY FREAK WHOOOOOO
Must've watched this hundreds of times as a kid https://youtu.be/BjpP1BNdCHk
>>85001662does it have the ladies streaking
Worried if we lose than Deanos garn batter me x
Get to bed wagies. I'll be enjoying the drama at the Azteca.
Fucking 2am kick off fuck of fuck right off
Kick off been delayed by 1 hour what a load of shit
>England's World Cup showdown with Mexico delayed by one hourum excuse me but some of us just rushed our friend into a taxi. we could have an extra hour catching up and sorting stuff...?
Bit bored rn meFink i'll lie down againX
have to admit was lollin' because mate A sees something on my screen and she goes, 'WHOA, he has a long neck!'and i was thinking i had /britfeel/ up but then i saw this and was like, 'ohhh right. yeah, yes.'
>>85002203are you not staying up for the match? you had that big sleep during the day.
>>85002212wonder if he's seen THAT video
You're not British, you're black.
>>85002095Is mate A not staying over for the football? Sparkling water all round
>>85002212passing by page 1 and phwoar this man must be part giraffe
Just had a flick through /sp/ why are we British so hated? Fucking hell the entire board is taking the piss out of us right now.
GO back to si-fucking-nigragrava.
CAM ON ENGURLUND!
>them boos for anything England-relatedwhat did we ever do to you, Mexico? ;_;
Mexicans are great at leaving Mexico
Fuckin ell this national anthem is dragging on a bit
>>85002337England are the main source of comedy on /sp/embrace it
>footballs in Mexico have different gravityhow is that fair...?
State of Brazil
>>85002535It's mexico you pillock
Get in de lads
Give bellingham by boy pussy x
Another ones x
MEXICO NO
Hey excuse me you're not allowed to do that only England can score thanks
>>85002581Stolen gimmick forced gimmick rat(The rat is you, not the cat you've retrieved from google images, I realise you view them as the same thing in your own words)
>>85002595Settle down spastic
If we win I'll give every willing willy in Birmingham a go on my batty x
Missed both goals shitting FOR FUCK SAKE
oh yes we are coming home friends
Oh it's coming lads let me tell you x
this womans face is doing my head in at this hour
>>85000481Sorry, I went to bed for a bit.I don't even have a blue badge, can't even get PIP for my issues, so doubt they'd give me that. Sort of calmly talked to the neighbours, but didn't go too calmly with one of them, and the other week I had a neighbour trying to intimidate me, trying to take a spliff off me (was offered one by a neighbour, but was giving it the old NO I WANT HIS). There is no calm talk anymore, I have to watch over my shoulder if I go out. Plus I feel all this started when my issues became more obvious, I've lived here for 11 years with no issues, then parking wars started, and I'm treat like a cunt. In my mind it feels like they thought oh we have some weak cunt here. So I had to respond.
>PLEASE PLEASE BUY A TV LICENSE no I don't think I will ta x
It overs isn't it.
Bollocks if the yanks can have a red card rescinded why can't we? Fuck FIFA
Layla Jenner hate wank if we win
Get this scored and park that fooking bus
HAHAHAGET IN THERE LADS x
Oh what a cracker of a game
Nobody voted for him to be the cat guy of britfeel. He is a dog person always has been. Just decided its now his trademark bazinga gimmick out of nowhere. So inorganic and weird.
Get me a fucking Bull round am gagging for it x
THE GAMES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GONE
Bollocks that was a penalty
reeeeee (and i do mean reeeeee).
Bit too tired to play vidya, desu, so I'll just watch it methinks.
>>85002782Settle down spastic x
>>85002837I will not settle down. He is a creep.
>>85002914Who's worse the man posting silly cat photos or the spastic having mongdown at 4am?
can't watch. these mexicans are crafty diving bastards.
>>85002920He will never be a real cat poster. He is a dog guy and a larping fraud.
11 minutes I'm actually FUMING
11 minutes? bloody hell on the edge of my seat lads
Tuchels fuming I'm fuming
Fucking have that
get in there my friends!!!
>>85002957If you really have somehow completely 180 pivoted over the last 2 months on your well documented long held views then write us a summary of why you now believe cats are superior to dogs, both as animals and pets. Every member of the "catto poster" council of britfeel all believe this as a bare minimum. Obviously. So obviously you now believe this too. It would be quite strange if you didn't believe this, but just decided you're now part of the catto poster council and not only that but decided you're the MAIN number one KING of the catto poster council. Crowned by yourself all of a sudden.So let's hear it for the record that your views have suddenly changed. Should be easy.
god tier game that
I am not telling anyone what they can and can't post. It's about the principle.
Norway next, should be easy, we are basically in the semis. It might unironically be coming home x
Oh what a game. Good night lads.
Get Bellinghams bellend in my batty classic hhl style x
just woke up, chips/guess we won, are?Anyway, watchig Vinny
Uh oh not looking good for Henderson
Might start gambling so I can actually care about sportsHow do you do that, btw?
>>85003047We are not beating either France or Spain
>>85003186Don't. That's a horrible idea, gambling is a mugs game
>>85003188We weren't beating Doctor Congo or the Mexicans either
>>85003186it's a bad habit, ladjust watch the World Cup. i'm not normally a football fan but the World Cup gets my excited.
>>85003179Literally everything going right for England this tournament innit
Personally glad that ketlid finally realised dogs are annoying smelly mutts and cats are far superior in every way.
>>85003197Realistically not the same as France, Spain, a Norway that can beat Brazil, plus Argentina kek.
>>85003213yeah cats are sound. never used to like them much. pic is flatmate's old cat at the old HMO, he changed my mind on cats.had some good piccies of him hiding in boxes/cupboards but those files died with my hard drive ;_;also mate B's kitten is now a cat (>>84991115)i am fully catpilled. dogs are cool though, nothing like a good dog. mind you, we had some palmed off on us that had halitosis and things. all sorts of troublemakers.
wordle words getting ridiculous, time to call it a day
>>85003227You adopt the easy, beta male 'told you so' approach by placing your bets on the 47 other nations rather than England so you can gloat about how right you were (maybe) in the face of those who do care about football. It's a very sad mentality to have lad.
>>85003265>You adopt the easy, beta male 'told you so' approach by placing your bets on the 47 other nations rather than England so you can gloat about how right you were (maybe) in the face of those who do care about football. It's a very sad mentality to have lad.Fuming much? lol
>>85003254just got it, me.even got a rare achievement for the first time, corrr.
>>85003179Scheisse was ist passiert?
>>85003250>nothing like a good dog.There is, a cat. Much better.
>>85003277as they say, a cat is fine too!
>>85003282No, that implies equality. They are miles above.
>>85003271See. Even that response shows weakness. Go on and say Norway will beat us. Predict something specific and measurable rather than sweeping generalisations and we'll chat again later this week.
hope schools and workplaces are safe today x
>>85003302Obviously I would like England to win but chances are they won't. Have you somehow forgot all the other tournaments where England got far enough to get you excited before predictably getting knocked out as usual?
trump just called infantino and cancelled the burger's red card, games unironically gone
Garn beddinghams with our Deano now x
>A Fever You Can't Sweat Outcool>...20th Anniversary Editionlamewish there was a toggle in music apps/sites to turn these off.
>>85003282Your both sides larp is not fooling me
just woke up, work in 30, incredibly tired but no choice but to soldier on, sprog had nightmares again all night, knackered af me but i must continue, it monday x
>>85003480that is ROUGHare you one of the driverlads? i forget which toilberg is yours. grim you didn't get to watch the match (or got very little sleep)
Kekking at Yanklass coming back for about 2 minutes when she expected a grand welcome back but got told to do one.
>>85003500she was canny. good sense of humour on her.think she said she had other stuff going on? liked that Hamish.
>>85003500She can do one the attention seeking slag. But it is weird you mention that as it was at least a week ago mate?
>>85003532I happened to remember it just now when England is playing in america. Is that allowed mate?
>5:30am dawn crepuscular hoursoh my days it is the interstitial times x
>>85003203i wish I could feel something, but it's literally just one team of Africans playing another team of Africans.
VERY concerning overlap between the 17th of November post which is ketmong and the 25th of November post which is unconfirmed but incredibly coincidental syntax and language within an 8 day range.
Sean deepthroating a Peruvian Bantu in the shared living room
stop fightingor i will assume you two are secretly in love
mind you, i've had a phobia of dogs since i was little (nice work BARKBARKBARKlad). but it depends on the dog nowadays.i carry a (UK legal) self-defence spray, so if i go outside again the lads who insist their Bully XL is 'soft as shite' (it's not though, is it?) are risking a fuss for everyone.
wouldn't want a small animal like a hamster because i'm scared i'd lose it. also i shouldn't really have pets, not really a Of Mice & Men thing but i just don't function well enough for e.g. walks these days.waiting on some AI revolution. care homes are getting robots that are comforting and don't need feeding? sign me up for that, please, chop chops
>if you want something better than cats, give dogs a try.>mind you, i've had a phobia of dogs since i was littleTalking rubbish really though aren't you tbqh phamalam
Elon Musk could make these real, he CHOOSES not to.
might gan sleep soonORis that a waste of caffeine?quite the quandary
All I'm saying is when the same sicko behind this >>85003558 suddenly decides he's the main cat poster of /britfeel/ don't act like I'm unreasonable if I don't instantly buy into it.
>>85003500Happy to see Blad back but he's quite stern and serious now. Every post is proper serious like he's back from a war. Was he always like that?
i'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions
>>85003725Quite a stupid combination of words really
>>85003723i like hearing about his interests and family. but he's just a target for the trollers and seethers.they're pwning themselves because he explains himself plainly and then they're snookered into looking like fools.the trick is to NEVER go into 'hedging mode'.
anyway really trying to find this Nintendo 64 collection auction thread that was on /vr/ (maybe /v/? i very very rarely go there)was like >the WORST system THIS is its entire library?or some other wind-up nonsense. but the pics + discussion were so cool. have tried searching but can't find it, and the weeks are slipping by. maybe some gamer lad here saw it idk
>>85003487i work at an airport
what in the HELL was their problem?
>>85003748I said before, but retro snobs have had a weird chip on their shoulder about the N64 for years. I think it's because OOT frequently gets cited as the best game of all time (which is a bit silly, admittedly. Majora's Mask is better anyway), and people are just salty about it.A lot of Euros also grew up with Playstation and Playstation only, and the entire idea of Nintendo consoles seems to send them into a confused rage. tbf, trying to explain to Deanos back in the day that I had an Xbox 360 rather than a PS3 had quite the same response. You'd say "it's cheaper and has the same games, and a lot of the ports are better" and get a look like you were filth.
Actually watching a fella play Body Harvest on the Twitch right now. This game's kind of cool as fuck, though I probably wouldn't have the patience to play through all of it.
>>85003777>I think it's because OOT frequently gets cited as the best game of all time (which is a bit silly, admittedly. Majora's Mask is better anyway)THANK YOU. i do feel like i'm tiptoeing around this a lot. i like OoT but it's weird it's the 'greatest game ever', huh? IMO it's not even the best Zelda game, and yeah, MM is more fun. >A lot of Euros also grew up with Playstation and Playstation onlythis too. had a N64 as a hand-me-down because i was the younger brother and N64 was kids' stuff, PS1 was cool. that 'double life' advert is pretty kino but it's mad they were outright saying, 'PlayStation is cool and edgy, it's for teenagers/adults who do crimes.'also you could copy PS1 games if it was chipped. yeah there was a lot of shovelware and games in shops were expensive...but our game collections looked like picrel (zoomers will NEVER understand)a friend raised the point maybe i don't have the nostalgia for Ocarina of Time because i didn't play it much as a kid (borrowed it from a friend a few times). and perhaps that's fair. games definitely felt magical/big/mysterious back then, nowadays kids can look stuff up on wikis and YouTube. it'll all be accurately recorded, right down to nerds extracting info from the game files.
>>85003807I love OOT, but the entire notion of a greatest game of all time is just ridiculous really. How are you comparing say Deus Ex to Devil May Cry to Burnout? That doesn't make any sense.OOT is at least the second or third best Zelda game, and probably the one that blew people away the most at the time. I'll give it that. Link's Awakening on GB might secretly be the best one. Or I might just have bias cause it was my first one.
might have to replay these.would also like to play that Crypt of the NecroDancer that's a Zelda. sprites in it are really nice. just mad it's 22 quid.and not a fiver.
i sleep nowttfn friends
>>85003827Indie Zelda-likes seem to be having a bit of a Renaissance right now. I need to play a few of them.Fuck's Quest 2 looks delightful.
I'm a moocha
>>85003853look. They put us in the game.
Unless youre in the top 20 percent of men its pointless to even try
>IMO it's not even the best Zelda gameInstant tell you think on a deeper level than the usual riff raff. What's the best one mate bet it's a 2D one as well see most people wouldn't say a 2D one but you're not most people I can tell. Would love to hear more about your thoughts on this it's so rare, unusual and honestly very brave for someone to come out with this take. Cheers mate.
>>85003936Majora's Mask is probably the best one. That was the peak, before the games started feeling weirdly incomplete and disappointing.Still love Wind Waker, but there are noticeably holes in that game. You get to a point and it's just like "fuck it. We ran out of development time. Go and grind up money to buy maps, and do some enemy gauntlet pseudo-dungeons".
>>85003960Nta but i liked breath of the wild was years ago now i played it though
Admittedly, I am old enough to remember when the Zelda series was just OOT and the 2D games, and OOT was the absolute bees knees in those days.People forget that games just being 3D at all, and playing well and smoothly could be a real novelty back then. Things like proper day/night cycles were a novelty. Nothing has ever really been as cool as OOT was when it was new.
Trans bodies
NEET bodies
I remember my friends excitedly talking about how if you die in the desert, a cloud of sand blows over a buries you. everything was so new back then.
Mad innit x
>>85003999Brazil is also known for its women with them big bundas
Today Ronaldo will go homes. Lush
>>85004006Low key wish Portugal wins me desu senpai
>>85003977Thoughts on the remake?
>b-but the altitude! the 90 million fans! the fireworks! m-exico don't concede
These late games are so fucking gay. WC in europe WHEN?
>>85004028I'm curious to see what they do with it. I always lean on the side of wanting remakes to be more different than not. I want the Metroid Zero Mission or Resident Evil treatment.I can always just play the original game again if I want to. Very easy to do that with high res texture mods and stuff these days.
Back hurts. Shan't garn work today.
>>85004039In 4 years my nibba
WE FOUND A WAY LADSWE FOUND A FAHKIN WAY TO SCORE SOME FAAAHKIN GOALZ>>85004039FAHKIN PANSY HOMO
WE ALL EMGLERSND DIS MORNING LADS*batters me slag*
Me? Gonna paint me roundabout and hang me flags and bash me missus even harder for England this morning lads.
I hope she leaves you and finds a real nice guy like me.
>>85004116They will just get taken down anyway lad
Just had a big shit in Asda car park
SlagbatteringBasedbatteringFlagshaggingCAHM ON AMGLAND
Cmon funny men make some posts
>>85003750Tell us a tale when you're on break please lad, ta.
>>85003909>man boobsHe's not even "improving".
Hope the lads who stayed up to watch the game had a good time. It's coming home.
>>85002699Even Alan Shearer was getting sick of having to read that out. Scrap it and turn BBC into a subscription service.
Kek'd at Kane's voice last night.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ay4_T8ERg
>>85004352>Kek'd at Kane's voice last night.Small things amuse small minds.
Anybody stay up and watch the match?
>>85004329Fuck off you dirty noncing cunt
>>85004329Morning lollers, I didn't stay up, but woke up around halftime and saw anons talking about it.
>>85004411Still to watch a wooty world cup match no cap
>>85004411I tapped it and watched it this morning without looking up the result beforehand
My arsehole ripping out shitty cumfarts x
>>85004447The cap glued to yer ed or someat? hahahahahaha
>>85004429He needs sparking out desu
>>85004517Lollers has a conviction for assault. If anything he'd spark you out, mong.
Scary stuff. The sick fuck of a girl has life long anonymity was like "whatever my dad said is true" and they went with that (I believe the dad is the one that went to the police first). If his family didn't spend half a million battling this he'd be rotting away in prison still. Apparently there was some kind of DNA too despite being historical (this was reanalysed again and it was overturned). That's what confuses me.I expect around 70% of prisoners convicted of historical sex crimes are innocent. Most of these seem to happen when someone has fallen out with someone or their family wants some sort of justice for a feud, blackmail etc. The accusers know there's nothing to lose because it would be hard to disprove even if the accused is later not found guilty. I do believe that actor who killed himself in prison was innocent (two teenage girls said he raped one of them in a garden at a party...the evidence being he went to get alcohol from a shop...there was no credible DNA).You'd have to provide some kind of credible evidence that you weren't at this place at this time in 1994 for a historical crime. Otherwise you MAY have been there. You're not innocent...you're guilt just cannot be proved. You MAY have done it. You MAY have been there.Unless you're going to vlog every day of your life at every location you are at - it's a he said, she said situation for the jury. Even if you did make vlogs every fucking day to prove you were at somewhere, they could just say the metadata may not be accurate or spoofed as a gotcha. Really you are fucked if you ever end up being accused by someone who just doesn't like you. More fucked if you have past convictions, no social standing (unemployed, DGAF mentality).I personally think as abhorrent as historical sex crimes may be, we shouldn't be putting a he said she said situation up to a jury with some weak supporting evidence. The police do not care...convictions gets the detective a bonus and good stats for the force.
>>85004560This is the article I was on about.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8925nd4e59o
>>85004551I'm literally quaking in my boots at the thought. Oh wait, no I'm not.
Getting upset over scenarios you made up in your head
>>85004517Me? Waiting on him getting taken to HMP Wakefield x
>>85004560There are no jury trials no anon.>>85004565MOJ reject his claims, yet poor achmed who cut off a young girls head (jokey example) gets 300k for being upset about being locked up in solitary confinement.
>>85004601Womp womp womp.Kek.
>>85004619Some Middle Eastern fella who was on tape admitting to killing Charlene Downes and feeding her to the people of Blackpool in kebabs ended up getting 200k in compensation off the state and used it to buy another takeaway.
>>85004601Reckon he'd be cowering in his cell all day and night crying out for his mummy the disgusting vile beast
>>85004601You already there? x
Garn wokkle bank in a bit me and Deano just woke up x
>>85004641He'd not last a full day x
>anon, we found you visited the 4chan site on an almost daily basis. It's not looking good is it? So you say you never touched this girl but the thread titles in your browser history shows you are into extreme porn and various fetishes. This to me exhibits a man of an immoral character, a man who perhaps would want to enact these things from fiction to reality.>*shows a wikipedia screenshot of 4chan*>as you can see here we have a site associated with many dangerous and immoral individuals your honour>we found several files on your phone with the extension "webm" and "mp4" of girls in violent situations, it appears these were downloaded or have been uploaded to the 4chan site on numerous occasions>*shows archived threads* and starts playing each webm/mp4What would you do in this situation of being falsely accused by a foid?
>>85004441It was amazing to see the result. I opened the news on my phone at 5 when I woke up and it was hard to go back to sleep. I'm pure buzzin', mate. >>85004551Did my last community service yesterday. I have paid my dues. I'm off to the gym with my lady friend. What are you up to today lads?
>>85004619Two tier isn't it? The law regarding compensation changed in more recent times though. You have to prove you are innocent, being not guilty doesn't mean you are innocent. That's impossible for a historical crime with no cctv, no smartphones, no definitive record of you being somewhere at the time of the crime etc.It's all "to save taxpayers money" but we waste millions on immigrants every month. Just not the odd million or two on the miscarriages of justice though. No...that's a waste of money. Fuck this country. I want out.
>>85004671Vile disgusting nonce price.
>>85004650Deano up to his nuts in guts this afternoons x
>people making a big stink on the twitter about how the BBC want to censor the youtube algorithm to favour their own news contentI mean, Google have been doing that for at least ten years.
>>85004685>Vile disgusting nonce pricePhonefag can't into proofreading.
>>85004692It's fucking wrong though innit? I don't go to youtube to watch bbc, itv and channel 4 crap. I select do not recommend on all that stuff pozzing my recommends. You even get fucking ads on BBC videos.
>>85003723 Yes. During my falsely accused 30 day ban I became more battle hardened ready for the fight, I had unfinished work here so I had to prepare myself for the war ahead. No just kidding mate, if I appear that way then I apologise or you might be mistaking me with somebody else after all it's all fun and games here at britfeel x
>>85004671Hope you get shanked soon :)
>>85004700I don't know who's even relying on the youtube algo to show them real shit at this point. I have specific people I follow online, because I trust them.
>>85003748I remember seeing it and commenting in the thread. Some chancer was selling a full cartridge collection for 40k USD which is worth absolutely no where worth the sellers asking price. It wasn't complete in box they were in plastic coal shell cases. A full cart and manual collection is worth about 12k tops with Clay fighters sculptures cut worth $1000, stunt racer at 550 and super bowling worth around 400 and it just goes down from there.
What if a foid falsely accuses you of something when you go out? Why would you want to risk going out in these unstable times?
Shippy's premium seed
Anons arborous acer
>>85004330Haha I remember his voice breaking a tiny little bit as he said it as if he always almost about to laugh I bet they were both taking the piss when the mics were turned off
>>85004726>arborousHad to look that up
>>85004695I'm not that poor to have to resort to phone posting but thanks for the (you) lad
You must a special sort of retard to catch a 30 day ban on r9k. Genuinely floyd-tier stupid.
Kevs bulbous shaft penetrating my batty crease deeply x
>>85004739Flight mode: onCookies: deletedFlight mode: offProblem: solved
>>85004739Do all my shitposting on another IP it's lush
>>85004735So you purposefully typed price? Bit weird, I think you meant prick, but e and k aren't close on a keyboard.Thanks for my (You), have another in return.
Oh it's THAT baiting mong. Yeah, not entertaining you little lad.
>>85004751i use my work vpn when i make a risky post
>>85004727It really must break the excitement and flow of talking about the match when the QR code pops up and some mong is shouting in his earpiece to read out the tv licence thing. I wonder how many people got a tv licence at 3 am.
>>85004763they must be in a grumpy mood again taking out their anger on regulars
>watched first half in uhd>couldn't genuinely tell the difference between freesat hd and iplayer uhdThink my eyes are getting old.
>>85004780>iplayer uhdHow do you get that? I see no option.
>>85004789When you switch over to the BBC you get an option to press the red button to watch in UHD. It's it's actually quite annoying because the stupid message stays there for about a minute
Saturday at 10 is it. Still a bit late for me. I do get quite sleepy from about 9.
>>85004802Get a bag in classic HHL style de lad
Not even that tired despite hardly any sleep. Corrr. Most kino match I think I have ever watched desu desu. I love this England team so I do.I like Norway and Haaland so whatever result happens in the next round is okay. At peace with whatever. Simple as.
>>85004789Only some tvs and ps5 iplayer supports it. Anything like apple tv and ps4, xbox will just have standard and hd as options when you select the live feeds.>>85004799My bravia tv doesn't even support red button...even when connected online. Have to launch iplayer or find the red button channel in the epg.
>>85004829>HaalandProper viking tier chad that. Kane will be crushed next match and England will go home.
>>85004850>Viking Little lad was born in Leeds
>>85004671It doesn't really bother me, but would be good if they did win I suppose, for muh national pride. Fell asleep during the 4chan summercup draw last night, didn't even get to it, I fell asleep during the videos before it. Going to check now, see who we drew.
>>85004854His father is Norwegian.
Our Mark has spent the weekend away on holiday out with his mates down at the pub can the same be said of you? Mark lives a better life than you.https://youtu.be/LmJrSq5yrfM?is=8kRIwJ2Dl582eu3y
Wagies feeling like shit at work after staying up for England. Imagine punishing yourself like this.
BBC pundits were annoyed about having to stay on for 7 hours in a comfy studio. Then they joked about people who actually have to go do real work. Keep paying your tv licence cucks. They are laughing at you as they earn millions every year.
total feline genocideslaughter the streetrats
>>85004865I bet he loved pie chips and gravy growing up x
Watching porn with the sound on truly is a luxury and it's one of the main benefits of living alone.
Never working a day in my life like are mark. The tv licence inspectors specifically target areas with high unemployment. scumbag tyrants with no powers.
I've wecuperated, haven't iX
If I had a Norwegian Deano in my life I'd not be on benefits x
>>85004875You feeling shit because you cant get relationships/sex
I smell an upset wagie
Wonder if The Swan made a lot of money last night. Hopefully no scallywags turned up.
Lads what's a not cringe way to ask for a blowie? Or is there no correct answer?I really, really, really want one but my gf just doesn't unless I ask. She always seems fairly enthusiastic, but it's never of her own volition and I always feel awkward asking.
>>85004916Yes working is for normieshits. I am not going to work when I can't enjoy the normieshit lifestyle and sex. I am not paying taxes to foids. Every one can pay for me to exist and live comfortably.
Ruthmong go away you turkish saddo
>>85004850He's a specimen to behold. He should have Genghis Khan level reproduction numbers to save the continent. He could impregnate my daughter any time he'd like. In fact I'll drive her over to his gaff myself and poke holes in any condoms she dared carry. He can tear her apart all night and knock her up to produce the most beautiful Nordic baby ever seen in my family. I don't have a daughter but that's what I'd do.
Bet they must treat themselves to a few extra holidays when the world cup is on these pub landlords. It lush.
a very merry morning to you today, my friends>>85004713ohh aye we're thinking of the same thread. might've been like "Americans will REALLY pay $40k? ...bad library of games!" but there was some interesting discussion. and the pics were cool.honestly a bit surprising it's only $12k, mind. how many people kept the manuals? i'm impressed you have the boxes in such good nick (we threw them away).>>85004924speak from the HEART
Had to give my dog a smack on the nose for misbehaving.
>>85004936I am white British watching the world cup on iPlayer and ITVX, though.
>>85004964Then why won't you post on a board with flags?
Our good friend Harry Kane could do with some Nippits to clarify the voice and clear the throat https://youtu.be/K0Ay4_T8ERg?is=q4r8Xe1R7fyAGnlJ
>>85004970Could do I suppose but rather just stay here.
>>85004977Already posted and watch lad.
>>85004954It's getting harder and harder to find boxes in good condition in todays market you have to spend a while looking for a certain game like a hunter on the prowl
friends we have got that Morrisons Fiver loaded to my Morrisons card and now i can get stuff in the 5.00 to 5.41 range.might have to get a daft half carrot or something. can't risk it being >5.41 or <5.00.
>>85005001Must have missed it mate! sorry!
Kane is balding badly in his 30s. Grim.
>>85005019Thats completely normal though
>>85005011Treat yourself to a tin of spam https://youtu.be/KZNXiGhdMag?feature=shared
Happy to see my spam gimmick being communally used it's lush x
>>85005032What can I say? I love the stuff
shan't be entertaining any spam patter.
Big draw last night, those poor bastards in our group will have countless sleepless nights till we DESTROY them and reign supreme, gentleman.
>>85005040Can I have spam, spam, bacon, spam and eggs with spam but without the spam?
Bit annoying how there seems to be little to no support of our lads, on this board.WE IS NECKBEAR
Spam fritters from the chippy are mega lets be honest. And if you haven't had one then you need to have one. Same with a cheese and onion fry-it or whatever they call it. Or a bit of battered doner.
>>85005070COME ON /jp/score some HELLA goals!!
>>85005103>battered donerthis is too far, surely. i know people say this about everything but that's like cardiac arrest: the food.
Get bacon grill it's as good as spam and gets a nice crust on it when fried
>>85005070>>85005096Which board would make for the most kino final?
>>85005070>>85005096What the bleeding FACK is going on here and how do we win this thing
>>85005117I can't remember what they called it. But it was the bottom it of the donner kebab the center cut, we used to call them kebab rings. Must be a local thing as google brings fuck all up.
>>85005122/n/ vs /o/
The sportsball samefagger is back, I wonder if he will get upset again.
he said 'sportsball' again!
>>85005093>Can I have spam, spam, bacon, spam and eggs with spam but without the spam?URRRGH
Upset confirmed
Julius the shoeless guiding Kev into my exposed bum as I'm wedged in that wokkle bank x
>>85005105/r9k/ and just for anon /jp/.>>850051234chancup, a thing using the PES autoplay feature where boards have their own teams and they play against each other, and people shitpost in the video chat of the games.>>>/vg/573108157Good chance I fucked that link up.
>>85005105Sorry, I (You)'d you, withou (You)ing the anon here.>>85005122/r9k/ /jp/
Arsehole like a Taviani Brothers film.
I didn't watch the game because I was sleeping but it looks like a great resultFOOTBALL'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING HOMEIT'S COMING
Done the thing, back homes nows xFirst thing on the agenda: nap
PleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorwayPleasegetrapedbyNorway
Just finished battering the Doris
>>85005234Not nice to wish bad things on your mother anon
>>85005234get trapped by norway??
>>85005243>England wins>beats missus anywayDamn, just for love of the game, respect
>>85005264It says get raped by Norway you buffoon
>>85005278"......But his dick is so good i don't leave and go to a womens shelter and start a new life away from him"Never really got the point of these adverts
>>85005290Trvkeo r i g i n a l
>>85005284but thats mean
does the advert really say the dick thing?
>>85005308Spasticated cunt
I want my mum to do my makeup and pick me out a nice dress then sleep with me
>>85005329idk probably I dont watch them
Really quite pathetic how much normies are into football.
>>85005340That's what we call your mother's vagina after we run a train on the bish
Thoughts on wanking in the shower de lids?
Your mum jokes in 2026 lmao
>>85005352i am above them*plays Final Fantasy Tactics Advance in an emulator with an LCD shader*
>>85005352True, people get way too emotional over a ball game
>>85005378That was funny at the time kek
>>85005367Not a big fan me personally desu
>>85005373That sounds pretty based to me. Better than watching a bunch of africans running around a field.
>>85005369You're correct, it's probably his dad who transitioned.
>be a deano in a bar>start chanting 'it's coming home'>it's the highlight of your life
>>85005411What's the highlight of your life?
>>85005352The lowest IQ mongs love it the most. Base their whole lives around it.
>>85005383Fair point, it was a bad idea to focus the camera on her in the first place
>>85005430the birth of my daughter (white)
>>85005451More on the way?
>>85005352This. Tribal bullshit for the masses. Pathetic.
>>85005430shaving my head regularly or i end up looking like this after a few months
>>85005369Still think they're mucking around in school lid x
Might have a naked wank in the Prem Inn Glastonbury cuck chair. Imagine how many slags have been defiled by alphas while being watched by cucks in that chair. Blissful.
>>85005169Do you have a link to the stream or where the videos are uploaded?
>>85005485Probably less than you think.
>>85005486The draw wasn't anything special, just the people that host it having a laugh, and think the links to the streams will be on /vg/. There's a good chance I'll forget all about it, but will post a link if I can.I have a link to the draw, but it's just names beng pulled from a hat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qN4Tg7uSucAn old gamehttps://youtu.be/oSkKaGT-jP0?si=stavQ18HDrAhjVkZ&t=53There's a /britfeel/ player as well, don't ya know.
This time Deano my batty will be BANTUPROOOOOOOF https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk8eJh4i8Lo
>>85005525Nice one, there's some links in the channel description so I'll keep an eye out.
>>85005494Fewer not less, dipshit
had some secret 1 pound off offer on my Morrisons More card so my 5.39 quid of shopping came to 4.39 quid and then i couldn't use my Morrisons Fiver.
>>85005663Why didn't you get something to make up the difference?
>>85005609sorry saar am not england
Getting a HFC in x
>>85005726My town's football club?
>>85005676i am now the proud owner of a bottle of Radox shower gel.
>>85005800Never tried Relentless, always had Monster/Redbull. Any good?
I've been raped twice by two different women. It happens and it's not nice, trust me.
>>85005837Would you be so kind as to elaborate on that anon?
Would be funny if haaland sent ingerlands homes
>>85004861I didn't even attempt to stay awake, I like my sleep routine. It would be spectacular if we win the world cup desu.
>>85005846Once in uni, was drunk and very tired, girl I didn't like but I knew liked me snuck into my room, sucked me hard and then rode me, I was only barely conscious but knew what happened. Confronted her later on and she admitted to it, told me she didn't see what the problem was.Second time was as an adult, at an office party at work over christmas, I was new there and my manager got drunk and told me to fuck her in the toilets, told her I really didn't want to but she said she'd get me fired if I didn't.Both were horrible situations.
>>85004005Once had a fwb situation with a brazilian foreign student at uni. Best sex of my life and she definitely had a nice big bunda, but goddamn she was fucking mental.
>>85005879I'm sorry to hear that mate. Me? 31 year old virgin
>>85005879What would you do if they came to you with a child saying it was yours?
>>85005808it's a bit rubbish tbqh. better than the normal Monster, worse than Red Bull.they've probably dropped the sugar over the years, it's just nostalgic to me. classic Neil from The Inbetweeners outside the shop vibes x
>>85005928Yeah, not nice experiences but I try not to let it define me. Life goes one you know?>>85005934Be very surprised desu since the office one happened about a decade ago and the uni one about 12-13 years ago. Wonder why they didn't contact me earlier.
>>85005936Low bar, I will never understand why anyone drinks that when literally any other flavour exists>it's just nostalgic to me. classic Neil from The Inbetweeners outside the shop vibes xFairs>>85005949Yeah in that situation there either lying or just after child support or both
Another chilly dayz aventure.Sneezing now due to having a cold, keep popping multivits, but need to pop a tetra really (good for a lot of sickness).>>85005800Corr.>>85005863I didn't plan on doing it, just got drunk and went to bed early.Also, don't forget to support the neckbears in the summercup, but I know you like multiple boards as well.
>>85005837What happens if you tell a woman you were raped? Would they instantly lose respect?
my cat's tongue
Depends on the woman doesn't it, they are not just a pair of tits and a cunt and all alike inside now are they.What a stupid question.
>>85006017Anon >>85006051 here is right but to answer the question they would most likely be icked out by that
Deano watching me get hogtied by Julius the shoeless x
spiritually black, me. Must be the Gyppo genes.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/part/1/crossheading/rape>Rape>A person (A) commits an offence if-->he intentionally penetrates the vagina, anus or mouth of another person (B) with his penis>B does not consent to the penetration, and>A does not reasonably believe that B consents.
Wonder what happened to that guy I played on that zomboid server with. I see him online on steam sometimes.
some of my old internet friends are probably dead
>>85006065I didn't even notice that reply. I've seen a lot more of that on every board now, where they don't give (you)s. It's becoming more popular. It reminds me of /gsg/ on /vg/.
>>85006135Or they found a way to live for ever.
>>85006140ikr, sometimes here I dont see a (You) for some reason
>>85006135I was the one who killed them (:<
A (You) is not a human right x
>>85006144are you saying that BlazeTheHedgehog might be out there as part of the internet itself
>>85006147Is that you BOanon?
>>85006152It is, its my dopamine source in this sick and twisted world>>85006156No, Im no one in particular
>>85006075If you have gyppo genes then you're not spiritually black you're straight up just ethnically black.
boards.4chan.org#?#BLOCKQUOTE.postMessage span:-abp-contains(\(You\))this does not work, and i cba to do further research/guesswork(would probs block the blockquote/reply anyway but is that such a loss?)in the meantime just turn off (You)s your life will improve x
>>85006180>in the meantime just turn off (You)s your life will improve xThen how will I get my dopamine?
>>85006168you know, it would make sense. I have "the rapport".
gooning my little nuts off to mummy ryan keely and it's lush
>>85006155Botentially.>>85006159I was only being silly, never heard of somebody called body odour anon, anon.
>>85006196sweets
More sniffaroos in Kaluga
>>85006210>never heard of somebody called body odour anon, anon.so you DO know BlazeTheHedgehog.(granted, there's about five of the friggers.)
>>85006210>I was only being sillyA silly billy, if you will>>85006222Sure, I could eat sweets, or I could eat picrel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVnbtbtgu2YLots of chatter about this recently innitLooks like the moneylenders will finally get their WW3
Qt blackfu trainee nurse in Kharkiv has died following a Russian air strike :(She spent a week in hospital but ultimately succumbed to her injuries. RIP.
>>85006257It takes a TRULY special kind of retard to think that Russia will attack Poland. Like wow, imagine living your life as someone like that, what must it be like? Boggles.
treating black women like the quanes that they are.
>>85006286Tactical Trvke inbound
good job on 450+ replies, everyone
Get me a Deano and a shandy bass and I'm happy x
you DO intentionally poo into the toilet when it's full of bleach so the splashback does your roots, right /britfeel/?
>>85006378Nah I just poo in the sink me
>>85006395nice one lad. get that beard lightened.
>>85006378I donate mine to "fecal research" at the local hospital, a few of my poops have been inserted into people with digestive issues, asses. I get paid for those, I have a really good gut biome apparently which i found out from getting an ass cancer screening (bit of blood, was an internal hemmoroid)Donate your poops lads!
>>85006416Would you donate your poop to me (Im hungry)?
heat wave is doing me wollocks in. stop carbon emissions NOW
>>85006456nice n breezy up north.
>>85006471The north is full of unironical mongs
*drops barrels under these suspicious vines*
Multiple posts on a 5 bong shopping experienceBeyond pathetic
Garn pick up my sprog from day care now. Something Shippy will never get to experience.
>>85006529you seem perturbed.
Ohhhh it's time, yes it ishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCoP7G2K7Hc
New thread to warm up as we veer toward 500:>>85006572>>85006572>>85006572
>>85006545More embarrassed on your behalf tbqh
such a shame to waste a thread like this
Criminal how everyone just abandoned the thread.
>>85007658Yes, I agree, but they do it.
>>85007770Looks like we have our own thread. Fewer mongs, I like this.
All on my lonesome itt.
We're all fucking Belgian tonight, fuck them yank bastards.
Just want the lads back in the thread.
>>85009103Hello I am real lad
Good Lads reporting in this fine Monday evening. https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
Crying shame how the thread was cast aside, left to feel unloved.
>>85009611ikr, all for dumb Nigel and his dumb plane
Abandoning a thread like your dad abandoned you. Two wrongs don't make a right.
I'll stick around even if your dad didn't.
>I didn't see no bump limit reached
>>85007837Shit sorry, was gaming and forgot.
