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Nigel Farage plane crash 2010 edition
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I was showing my mum something on my PC and I saw flashes of "BBW mature" stuff in my address bar
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Went Aldi and got choc spread with pretzel bits in it
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It monday x

Bantus pounding heavy on his arse
Spaff he's got too much of it
Stinky brown cumfarts
From London to Carlisle
On his back they pile
They can gape his hole again.

Looking back his arse was beset
Welper can't escape and he cannot forget
Bantu's got his bum, they still turn him on
They can gape his hole again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
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>>85006586
Is ur mum a plumper?
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>>85006550
pleasant choon, that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9q2fKp8aI
>I Monster - Hey Mrs. (Glamour Puss Mix)
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>>85006603
Missed this karaoke lid x
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It has been a nice day thus far. Finished of Marcus Aurelius meditations, then hit the gym and had a nice spot of lunch, scrambled eggs, tomatoes and toast.
Remembered I haven't watched Manhunter in some years, so downloaded it and I have that to watch.
Knocked out some ironing, it's good to be prepared. Tea time soon, fancy a Spaghetti Bolognese desu. Might play some Chernobylite on my console after tea.
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>>85006678
There's a 4K restoration of Manhunter coming this year I think.
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Actually going to be really fucking grim over the next coupe of years.
>The Online Safety Act
>The U16 social media ban
>Digital ID
>DCMS officially leaving X, Mayor amping up attacks on the platform
>Prioritisation of legacy media online
>Protecting What Matters cohesion policy
>government-backed shift in judicial approach to "hate crimes" (e.g. truthful claims not being a defence in speech cases)

Like genuinely everyone needs to be careful, this shit is insane and will get worse before it gets better.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn7jpINpqbQ

this 'roxxors my soxxors' it must be said.
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>>85006706
As long as I can still get my degenerate porn online. x
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>>85006706
>Actually going to be really fucking grim over the next coupe of years.

a saying that has applied for like 2 decades now
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everything is going to be OK x
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>>85006706
it's pretty bad, but at the same time they're blatantly just trying to plaster over a massive structural failure in the system, and I don't think it's going to hold.
People aren't just going to be convinced they never saw all of the stuff about grooming gangs, and two tier policing, and that Irish lad getting brutalised, just to mention a few things. They aren't suddenly going to be convinced they actually like the Labour party (as they force them to identify and dox themselves before they can even have a cheeky wank, or post a bit of valid criticism).
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*leaves the golf*
*wanders into the pyramid*
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It's Welper's World. It's spaff or be spaffed in. Just the law of the land x
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>>85006827
What the fuck mate that's supposed to be my little secret.
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>>85006742
More than 2, chief
>t. In my 40s
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Forsooth I am the spaffed in
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>>85006698
Did not know that, thank you very much! Red Dragon 4k, is ace even as a REMUX. Have you got it?
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Me? Deanos semen demon x
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>be me
>asteriskpost twice in a row
>have to choose one of them to delete
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>>85006851
No, I have Silence of the Lambs 4K but not Hannibal or Red Dragon. Not sure Red Dragon has been released 4K in the UK, though maybe it's just OOP or was a limited edition steelbook or some nonsense.
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>>85006852
been down to the wokkle bank today lad?
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>>85006862
FUUUU I don't have Silence of the Lambs 4K and I just must, it's in my top 10 movies. What am I like.
I got Red Dragon from a torrent, it looks proper, not some dodgy upscale.
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Yeah, it was a proper rip.
https://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Red-Dragon-4K-Blu-ray/322215/
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>>85006926
Disgusting perverted nonce.
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whoooaaa Jem
glamour and glitter
fashions and fame
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>>85006926
that anim girl is saying "ee hehehee..."
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>anon thinks the pictures are talking to him
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>>85006926
Do you watch your CP in 4k, too?
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damn i regret buying that shower gel. could have upgraded any of the other items, or bought something to put in my bread.

three more days until PIP, then we'll see who the 'oat muncher' is.
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>i regret buying that shower gel
Maybe you shouldn't have bought a 4 pack of relentless for over half your budget you muppet. Seriously, people like you need culling.
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>>85006926
Yeah, Red Dragon has had a 4K release in the USA. I've thought about importing it at some point but I'm hoping they put it out here eventually. Not high on my priority list anyway, but I enjoy all three films (and Manhunter). You ever watch the TV show? Fucking LUSH it is. Shame it got cancelled.
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>>85006999
I can hear them. The duck isn't saying anything. He's just looking
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59p more and i could have bought TWO boxes of Relentless.

nowt wrong with using face wash as shower gel for a few days. i am not ashamed to admit i panicked under pressure.
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ohh i see what the offer was. 1 quid off soft drinks to celebrate England's win. 2 quid for four Relentlii*. 50p a can that, wow.

* you cringe, you lose
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anyway what have yous been up to today? Monday, day after the match, any stories?
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>>85007054
You've got to blame the parents to be honest
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Deano creaming in me x
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>>85007056
You're your own man, you know what you like best. For me, it's psychological thrillers and Sci-Fi.
Manhunter the TV series? Didn't know there was one. I'll go looking for that later.
Have you watched Mindhunter? Now that is what I call LUSH!
>Mindhunter
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5290382/
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>>85007147
What about me? Can I cream in you little lad.
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Nu breadinghams

I fink

X
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HHL obviously isn't a full blown nonce but he isn't exactly a saint either.
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Sausages in me air dryer
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>>85007267
>air dryer
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>>85007286
It a SSM reference
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>>85006572
Yea i remember 16 years ago not knowing about this crash until now.
thanks i guess
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>>85007259
He's probably never touched a kid but he's probably touched himself thinking about one. I hope he gets the help he needs.
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>>85006706
Don't worry anon, it won't get better. Unless an actual peasant revolt happens but people are too complacent. If thousands of children getting raped systematically didn't do it nothing will. Ireland only had like a week of unrest before they went back to drinking.
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bastard spot on the inside of my nose.
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bastard spotted inside my rose
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ever touch yourself whilst eating?
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>>85007303
Nobody knows what that is lad
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Did not know the yakuza were in Siberia
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Fink i'll be 'avin some din-dins soon me

X
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mental how Jamaicans and Geordies sound the same despite living hundreds, if not thousands, of miles apart.

(Earth writing team think we don't notice these things)
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>>85007513
Haway man ya want some of mi spliff rah.
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Me and Deano are inseparable x
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>>85007497
Crossy would have loved this image
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100 wuid a month for Wegovy tablets Blad. You getting on them?
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Prattling along about his fucking groceries still
Pointless spastic mong cunt waste of oxygen
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>>85006572
>the muslims did this
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the doctors said i had bloodclots but i aint jamacian man
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e wops semen hunter
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back on the bread.
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>>85007628
100 bong? I could get a game or two for that! Bloody hell! I don't bloody well think so!

Only joking. have been looking into it. But apparently you can't have monjarno whilst being on Warfrin (which I take daily) so I'll have to speak to my GP about it because of clashing medication. Wegovy might be fine though I'll have to book an appointment if I'm going on it
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>>85007806
You own a copy of Tonic Trouble me dear?
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*aura farms in the distance*
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>>85007811
Sadly not. It is on my alerts list on eBay I've been looking for a copy for a while now. Not played it before I heard it's like rayman 2
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film time.
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Speaking of going on diet kek.. Mams bringing me home a cheeseburger pizza from Tesco oh it's going to be lush x what can I say I'm a creature of habit x
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>>85007821
*shoves him off the cliff*
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pizza party at B's.
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Dreaming about eating out Deano swampy arsehole after a curry night xx
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used to live a bus ride away from a big Tesco that NOT ONLY did CYOA pizzas, they cooked them for you.
halcyoan days x
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>>85007881
What about choccy deano x
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just polished off that last Relentless oh yes
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We all the choccy deano in life x
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cor and phwoar
bugger and blast
as of t'mor
my worries are passed
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Get HHL one of those arab deanos on tap he deserve it
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We all Helperspaz on some levels
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out of bevvies now. dunno what those pop delivery drivers are playing at, my instructions could NOT be clearer.
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Anyone else's penis internally/the tubes hurt if they drink too much water in one go and then keep needing the toilet?
How do you avoid this?
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>>85008082
my bladder is permafucked, but water is good for you etc.
you could drink less water? slow down a bit.

if it's a UTI (if you're getting up to something else) get some antibiotics in. they really do sort it.
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>>85006572
Apparently the pilot of that plane, who was injured in the crash like Farage, later threatened to kill Farage, and threatened to kill an official who was investigating the crash.

Ultimately this pilot ended up killing himself. Crazy.

>Crash pilot 'threatened to kill UKIP's Nigel Farage'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-11886985
>Nigel Farage-threat pilot Justin Adams found dead
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25280591
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Someone wrong with you if you think a child getting sexually abused is funny
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Me? I'd take on every ethnicity of Deano x
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>>85008143
That's what being a terminally online spastic does to a person
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>>85008081
not get the wop delivery from yesterday yet de lad
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>>85007851
Oh mate in wish you was here it was great. I loved it x
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>>85008183
nah. door buzzed at 11ish, was sleeping with earplugs in, too slow on the draw i reckon. assumed it was just the default post.
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>>85008188
looks lush and i DO MEAN lush. i normally oppose onions on pizza (they are the Ocarina of Time of pizza toppings) but damn if that piccy does not excite the tastebuds.
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resisting the urge to buy a t shirt of a vidya I like, need self awareness I do, cant wander around in a vidya t shirt, even if its a very kino vidya that released 18 years ago.
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Wonder if an Ayyyyy Deano would set me straight x
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>>85008317
embrace the GILDAN Softstyle plain T-shirt life, lad x
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corr imagine how epic the hydration break will be in the final x
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>>85008372
oh fuck no not the gildan soft style, I'm a Gildan 5000 or ultra cotton 2000 kinda guy, cant stand thin clingy t shirts, I like them thick.
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>>85008229
Seething at the highest rated video game ever because it makes you insecure that you don't "get" it. Sad. Better make peace with it because that 99 score isn't going anywhere.
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>>85008361
Imagine the gape you'd get from an alien probe little lad corrrr
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>>85008414
GILDAN BEEFEH FAMALAM
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Based Ocarina chad. Get that mong told.
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more like WALKarina of Time.

t. Morrowind superfan
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Noticed a lot of cuckGPT responses now start off with a plain "Yes.", lol. Deez Devbergs definitely toned down the guardrail hedging a lot recently
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>13-year-old me changing the instruments of a Nintendo game MIDI thinking i'm a l33t DJ
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>>85007832
Like a shit version of Rayman 2, yeah. Well, that's what I remember it being anyway. What's your absolute holy grail for N64? I just spent 100 quid on an OOP Wapanese film set. Only three films. In the deep end now. Good price all considered, though.
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>>85008521
Hmm weird don't see Morrowind anywhere on the top 25 highest rated games of all time?https://www.metacritic.com/browse/game/
Don't worry lad if you nitpick Popular Thing enough you'll surely knock that 99 down a peg. It's not that you don't get it, you can't be missing something millions of other people see but you don't. It must be that you get it MORE than them. That's the real problem. Hahaha.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UA0Ul-y-gD8

this was overshadowed by that fella from System of a Down submitting his Zelda song, but it was just mad any time a song had vocals.
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Tiny house with space for a cuck chair so the beta male can watch his wife get ploughed by the builders
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>/old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1uog4i8/gemini_omni_flash/

CG brobergs are cooked, arnt they
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Ocarina of Time isn't even the best of the Zelda 64s.
(and i didn't even finish Zelda 64 2.)
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>>85008630
Actually it's the highest rated game of all time lol.
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>>85008625
>reflections

how does it know what to map (?) onto the car. i'm scared friends
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Imagine being so mindbroken by something being beloved and popular just because you don't personally understand it. Sour grapes maxxing.
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Phwoar Adolescence is getting a new series. Apparently it's about British men raping underprivileged muslim girls. A real problem in our society.
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>>85008667
>British men raping underprivileged muslim girls
If only, they deserve worse
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>>85008667
cor i loved the last three
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more like COCKarina of time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKV5JcALQoQ

Conscious ahh clanker innit
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>>85008521
man, I tried Morrowind once or twice, and it really was the most boring, and unfun feeling piece of shit I've ever played.
Thought I'd be into it, because I love boomery PC games, but Bethesda are just bad at making anything.
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>>85008690
We all had fun, you didn't, you are angry. If it wasn't the literal most highest rated video game of all time it wouldn't bother you. But it is, it always has been, and always will be. So you'll have to learn to cope my man.
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>>85008722
y-yeah well, the LORE is good.
did you at least read the LORE?
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>n-no let me tell you why the universally acknowledged greatest game ever that defined millions of people's childhoods was... le BAD actually
>n-no stop laughing... listen
>t-the controls...
>stop it
>morrowind is better...
>stop enjoying things
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Get me to that fucking wokkkle bank right nows x
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>>85008722
Crappy incel game with too many words. Just read a book at that point.
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>>85008682
This was peak London.
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>>85008737
*snickers* akshually you've been bamboozled fren, im just a lad who likes cock jokes..never even played the game...
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>>85008770
I mean, I'm down with that in theory. I love Deus Ex, and the original two Fallouts.
Morrowind just wasn't very good. It felt incompetently assembled.
It's not even fun to walk around talking to characters, because they just spit hyperlinked wiki pages at you. There's no immersion factor at all.
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my favourite anime? Batman: The Animated Series.
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>>85008690
More like Cock Blockarina of time never allowing any other game to take that highest rated spot with a near perfect 99. Based. We all know it's really 100 as well they just have to look fair.
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>>85008118
Did he really lose his house and wife over the crash? Why would one crash ruin him like that?
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>>85008597
Right now it would be Conkers bad fur day. It's always been an expensive game. Complete right now is about 250-300
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Just fucked a Tesco Finest reduced trifle x
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>>85008830
All sounds a little odd the more the dig into it doesn't it? Farage has been rubbing shoulders with Britain's high society for a while now since his London investment banker days I bet he's got a few connections that can "get rid" of certain people. Also probably a high ranking mason they're all into that cloak and dagger crap.

I could be completely wrong though, just a theory.
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>>85008789
yeah that's fair enough lad. there is a fan mod to give every NPC unique dialogue but then, imagine that.
honestly i find it more immersive than a few dialogue trees with 2-3 options where it's all fully voiced and you have to wait. yeah John the Elf and Sarah the Elf would have different opinions on 'Uriel Septim VII' but to me it makes the world feel real, planned. probably the same thing Tolkienfrens get from pages describing the history instead of the main adventure. people DO sit and read wikis.
there's even intentionally contradictory information, like some Rashomon/propaganda type thing. i often find that grating but i think it really worked in Morrowind.

systems-wise i understand 100% people not enjoying the combat or spell failure %, fatigue drains quickly and 'running' is slow (distant land mods show you how small the world is, mind). at the same time, it's great just how OPEN the different mechanics are.
do you like potions so you put a Fortify Intelligence potion in ur gob so you can Fortify Intelligence while u Fortify Intelligence? GO FOR IT!
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>>85008630
Majora's Mask is a direct sequel to OoT (which has only happened 2 other times, the first LoZ > Adventure of Link and Wind Waker > Phantom Hourglass).
It's not a case of one or the other. They go together. There is no MM without OoT.
It is like an expanded DLC. They are both 10/10s but Ocarina is the daddy. I understand you are retreating to "MM is better" babby's first hipster cope as a way to self-soothe from the Metacritic 99 but this ain't it. You've still got 99 problems and Morrowind being a good game is NOT one.
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regret not spacing out those energy drinks more tbqh.
then i could have one now.
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Anyone watching the Spain and Portugal game?
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>>85008899
Just looking at that image you can tell that's an incel game.
Proper grungy and dank vibes.
Compare to pic related.
A verdant green forest, a whimsical musical theme, a fairy, you wake up to your best mate coming over. Frolicking in the forest. Absolute lush and kinorama.
The change in atmosphere when you speak to the Deku Tree, the fact a character becomes a dungeon, the feeling when you first step out into Hyrule field. Every dungeon is perfectly crafted. Every location is memorable, the graphics are dated but charming, everything is intentional, nothing outstays its welcome.
The way the outside world suddenly changes with no warnings or cutscenes when you become adult Link, you just walk out the temple and discover it's ruined. The level of Show Don't Tell kino in this game. Sorry not that many "lore books" to sit and read where they act like there's all this exciting stuff that happened, just not in the actual game you get to play. LOL.
Changing back to child Link to go in the Shadow Temple, retrieve the Lens of Truth as a child in the darkest area of the game, basically meaning you realise that even in your idyllic childhood there was always dark stuff lurking beneath the surface that you just didn't see. The lens of truth.
The character arc and classical hero's journey, the sense of adventure, the cut scenes, the music, the pure unfiltered SOVL. No other game comes close. Simple as. Don't take my word for it. It is the highest rated video game of all time, after all.
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All That Jazz (1979). Now that's a film.
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Lasses love Zelda. It's that universal. You'll never get a lass to come over and play "Morrowind". Ew what? Blocked.
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>>85009151
Knew at least two lassies into Morrowind. Never known a lass who's played Zelda.
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>>85009106
thought it was a later kick off
ah well, thanks for the reminder
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You were Deano you were throwing wokkles
And my daddy said "Stay away from WelperLad"
And I was crying in my boxroom
Begging you "Please don't go" and I said

Deano take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be gaping all there's left to do is spunk
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story Deano just say "Yes"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xg3vE8Ie_E
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You will never have a game that encapsulates and mirrors being a kid and growing up with all the good and bad like OoT did back then. It was a perfect time for a perfect game. It's much deeper than the Metacritic score or any one gameplay element or whatever, although the score is well deserved.
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>>85009163
You've not missed much it's 0 - 0 so far
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>>85009162
cor, based lassies.

broad strokes, mind, but look at The Real Barenziah. censored by the Temple in Morrowind, but in Daggerfall it was a woman's erotic fantasy novella.

cannot confirm this but at some point back in the day most of the Star Trek fan fiction community was girls/women. boys/men don't care (as much) about characters falling in love.
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I've never played morrowind the combat and the reading filtered me kek. Oblivion was my first Elder scrolls game.
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>>85009162
Sounds like your experience is a bit dated if you don't mind me saying. In the post-breath of the wild world everyone knows lasses like Zelda. Obviously, as most gamers are male, every fanbase will be majority male, but as a percentage it's known Zelda appeals to women.
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>>85009255
Oh no did the Temple "censor" the text file imaginary book that this crap game makes you sit and read like a mug instead of providing an actual good experience as a game lol
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>yeah you might think there's something missing from this .txt file from the random bollocks we got an intern to write in it this time. nah it was censored by the Temple mate you see.
LMAO
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all this because of my disdain for onions on pizza.
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bit late but starving. won't be hearing any mushy pea slander either.
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>old.reddit.com/r/thepassportbros/comments/1un6ci7/any_other_passport_bros_that_have_grown_tired_of/

BWC won again

I fink

X
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>>85009316
Apologies this is partially my fault as well.
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Oh aye a Spanish Diego for me x
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Spain scored x
It over for Wonaldo x
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Ronaldo = washed if he was 10 years younger he would have won this match by now
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>>85009352
what is important is whether you enjoyed your pizza.
did you?
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To be fair, when I was a kid, most girls didn't play vidya at all. The odd girl in my street had an N64 but all they played was Mario Party and MAYBE Mario Kart. There was this one cool older lass who played Heart of Darkness and Abe's Odyssee on PS1. Fancied her, didn't I?
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Ronaldo is a rapist
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>>85009316
I don't like onions on pizza. It was because of your lazy "popular thing bad" routine. You've now been TOLD and corrected, it is up to you how you prosneed from now on. Of course in all likelihood you will continue being butthurt and insecure about people enjoying things.
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seasideMARK plowing Marie's spasticated tuppence
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>>85009344
Bet that tastes utterly lush
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>>85009375
Yes absolutely. I'd definitely have that again the sourdough crust was a tiny bit hard but other than that I'd give it a 9/10
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just want to know Chika's opinion on the topic at hand.
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Ronaldo status = FUMING x it lush x
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I was only doing my edgy popular thing bad routine on 4chan of all places about something people feel autistically strongly about and I've ended up getting completely shown up. HOW could this happen.
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>>85009419
kek this is just so meta!!!
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seasideMARK has an active social life.
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>>85009394
>9/10

oh my gosh. might just have to give this one a try.
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>>85009437
Nice, good on him!
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>>85009429
Sorry are you being sarcastic? I don't do sarcasm.
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Hola Spanish Diego welcome to my batty crease x
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>>85009437
Was that not last year. He's always on his own now. Helen out of the picture 4x more despair and loneliness. It not right.
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for me? the far superior brazilian ronaldo
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>>85009437
the trolls will not like this
4x lush
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>>85009465
As a poof who isn't into football they're the same guy in my head
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Underrated beast shame about his career
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>>85009437
Wonder if they could smell it? x
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I reckon they get Mark pissed and get compromising videos of him and blackmail him for his PIP.
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So has Mark not been pictured with 'elen for a while? That is 4x SMELLY! Are Mark deserve a pound in Crofts, don't he?
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friends i could make milk + cocoa powder into a drink of its own
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The truly sick thing is that if OoT had a metacritic of 87 his opinion would be totally different.
>smashing game that.
>quite underrated really.
Genuinely all it comes down to with people like that. How cool/deep do I look.
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>>85009518
I don't think he's on PIP anymore
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It's not looking good lads

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1up5iwo/burnham_will_push_for_benefits_reform_and_knows/

I thought the attacks would finally end under an apparently left-wing prime-minister.
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>>85009534
I tried this a while ago the cocoa powder floats to the top and when you mix it together it clumps together, might work if you put it in a blender
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Everyone knows ALTTP is the best Zelda game.
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BBC making sly digs at FIFA over that red card bollocks kek
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>>85009555
yeah i agree. it's the Dazzle Ships of the Zeldas.
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>>85009563
FIFA is so comically corrupt it's funny.
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>>85009589
Mate you've never even finished majoras mask the shortest zelda game lol and I have a feeling you probably never finished ocarina either. This isn't your series ranking to make.
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>Forgive me, it sounds cocky
>He ahhh-matized me and opened my eyes
>Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
>His love was the key that opened my thighs
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>>85009552
They've already cut benefits. The amount new claimants get is a joke. They've also made it much harder to claim. Will be target the triple lock? Course he won't, because he's a fucking self-serving cunt. State pension should at least be means tested.
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>>85009553
good shout anon have made that mistake before, just hoping it'll mix (it won't.)
stick blender did it a treat
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>>85009628
He said he "borrowed" ocarina of time from a friend lol could have played it for 10 minutes for all we know. All that matters is it's 99 on metacritic so it's le BAD. He knows more than everyone else from those 10 minutes. It popular, it the standard answer, so it "cringe", it not for him.
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I would say that Ocarina and Majora's Mask were good games at the time but they haven't aged well. ALTTP has aged brilliantly.
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>tennis? more of a badminton man myself. underrated game desu, misunderstood. don't mind table tennis though using certain rulesets.
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>never got into the ps2. nintendo? no. for me it was the dreamcast. very underrated little system. sad what happened. most people didn't appreciate that it was actually the best console. i know. the least popular one was the best one. it sounds crazy. you're thinking wow. what's this guy all about? i can't get a read on him. yeah that's me. bit of an enigma.
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you know what:
NO.
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>>85009705
I think Windwaker is still good, and I remember enjoying Twilight Princess but haven't touched it in years.
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>>85009721
Shenmue? GOAT! Definitely not a boring walking simulator with bad acting, stupid mechanics, and hot dogs.
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StickRPG
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>>85009705
Oh yes the famous loading screens of Ocarina of Time. The dreaded couple of seconds where the screen goes dark as it loads a new place where you then have no visible loading at all until you enter a new place like all 3D games of the time. The same OoT where you can walk from one end to Hyrule Field to the other without a loading screen. Yeah that's a well known issue, can tell you're an insider.
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What game had the worst loading times? Too Human on the 360 was brutal.
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>>85009725
Good. You're only proving you know nothing about these games so why drivel on about them. Why act shocked when you get put in your place by people who know them. Just... don't talk nonsense about stuff you don't actually know anything about? Not that hard?
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screw Xbox, i play old-school Nintendo x
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Me? If I played a game once or twice I "borrowed from a friend" I don't then pretend that I know better than people who've played it for 20-30 years. Does wonders for not getting into arguments. I just... don't do that. Wow!
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>>85009780
Corrrrr! Some wank bait in that image.
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>>85009743
Is that GTA6?
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The vague smell of piss from somewhere in my flat from where my dog did a sneaky in the past. Not right.
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https://youtu.be/ryvXkn_P7Sk
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>>85009643
Ironically these cuts for new claimants are a major reason why I am reluctant to leave benefits.
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>reload my save
>on the worst level of the game
>forgot what's even happened

hm. nah.
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oh hang on, i forgot about the caveman level.

might just listen to the soundtrack x
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Not a great thread so far
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Mong going on about loading screens in a Nintendo 64 game lol. Literally specifically known for having minimal loading compared to ps1. Cannot stand that 2010s era irony contrarianism. Some things are just good and that's it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiMmZYx-eXA

ooooo yes
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Do any of you lads still sleep with teddies?
I have a bunny and a bear from when I was a baby, and a jellycat frog bought for me by my last foid.
>t. fully grown 23 year old chud
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>>85009936
Oh you're up to the part where robo's blue friends beat him up and destroy him for being too human. Luca repairs him and he joins the party then you go to the end of time and learn magic.
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Imagine just accepting good thing good and it doesn't need you to nitpick it to pieces decades later when you've hardly even played it lol. Nah can't be doing that. The world needs my non-standard "takes".
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>>85009914
>Ironically these cuts for new claimants are a major reason why I am reluctant to leave benefits.
Same desu desu
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>>85009967
oh so i am.
>you go to the end of time and learn magic.
first time i ever played this, i just didn't teach the characters magic. didn't occur to me to go back there.

i DID figure out the thing with getting the sealed items twice. it's pretty daft you have to 'activate' them, but it was a fun 'hang on, what if...?' discovery.

i also burned the tree and killed Magus. didn't know those mattered.
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>>85009952
Pick one of these then pick the most popular game from it then post that it's actually bad
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it's nice that they gave Zelda a sidekick since he doesn't talk, but i don't get why they didn't use Spryte.
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>>85009952
Doesn't matter if you've never really played it yourself btw. Makes it better.
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>>85010010
Corrrr! Wouldn't mind fucking her! Tight little fairy arse.
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>>85010039
FAIRIES ARE NOT FOR LEWDING

but yeah, he chose the wrong girl.
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there was that bit in Hook where the fairy says whenever people say "i don't _____ in fairies" it kills a fairy and i said it out loud in real life

now this is for God to judge.
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NONE OF MY SURVEYS ARE GOING THROUGH
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regret eating those mini rolls.

no more mini rolls.
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Never owned it. Never completed it. Borrowed it from a friend a few times. If those millions of people over those 30 years only understood it as deeply as me they would throw the controller away in disgust. It's NOT me who doesn't get it. It's THEM.
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If I had a fairy I'd have her climb up my arse and lick my prostate.
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where do i get started with Lupin III?
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ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR
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Jon Pertwee is the best Dr Who.
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If you got diagnosed with cancer would you bother having any treatment? I don't think I would. Just go for a palliative care approach.
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evens i drink whisky odds i drink fanta
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>>85010149
I'd have the cute nurse spit chemo drugs into my mouth.
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>>85010149
cancer is very painful
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>>85010149
eh, i was reading the Macmillan site the other day about pain management (got onto it from trying to learn about pain management).
cancer is awful obviously but i'd be more interested in being comfortable. so yeah palliative care, dunno where we're at with assisted dying.
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Getting a stiffy over an ASMR girl
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>>85010164
cheak if she does onlyfans
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>>85010155
double (even) odds.

that's a Fanta whiskey
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>>85009998
Killing magus gives you a different ending, there's 14 in total I believe. I always saved him as he's not a bad party member
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>>85010180
>Fanta whiskey
disgusting
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might go downstairs and check if my delivery is there.

you never know x
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okay i'm going to have to wake up earlier than that if i want to catch the postie.
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hot take: britain has the best pollical system/ politicians in europe
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friend opened up to me today about his porn addiction
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>>85010325
porn addiction isnt real, fucking therapist giving self more to get pain for
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>>85010293
The King of the North will protect the triple lock.
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>>85010338
hope so, i dont want to be poor when im old
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>>85010333
you can get addicted to just about anything
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Why did he do it? I still can't make sense of it. He might be a completely depraved paedophile, but surely it must have crossed his mind that he was going a bit too far and was likely going to kill Preston and end up getting his fudge packed in HMP Wakefield for the rest of his life?
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don't want porn
don't really miss sex
do miss love tbqh
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>>85010352
" help mrs therapy lady for i am a communication addict i simply cannot go without communicating with my peers PUHleeeeeEEEEEEeees take my ENTIRE pay cheak i need your wisdom words immediately "
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I don't think I've gone a week without drinking since I turned 18.
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>>85010367
do you smell burning toasts?
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>>85007402
I bet her dad is raking it in thanks to the world cup. Another holiday for them I think.
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>>85010374
i used to do one month a year just to 'prove' i could, then in my mid 20s i decided that's pointless i've 'proven' it.
but then i couldn't cut down when i decided i should keep a tally of drinks and reduce it by one each night.

teetotal now. liver feels better. but damn is it boring
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>>85010375
the only thing burning is my cash for you oh wise therapy maiden
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>>85010379
>teetotal now. liver feels better. but damn is it boring
this is why muslims blow themself up, something to do init?
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what's the worst thing you've wanked to?
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>>85010376
I wonder if she was there until 5am for the big night. She must have finished her degree now so is probably back in York.
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>>85006610
No quite petite desu
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When the FRICK will these openAI morons sort they're friggin servers out

Smdfh
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>>85010396
Probably the trannies. I always have such a sense of shame afterwards but I can't help being aroused by their penises.
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Prolapsing for and because of my sexy Deano xx
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All the decent tower fans on Amazon have sold out. Hopefully Home Bargains have got some of them cheapo Pifco ones in stock still. Got one in my living room and it is actually alright for 20 quid.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvRys-Lv3YA
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bit of kraftwerk oh aye x
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1. load up this .gif
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1783379019228923.gif
2. load up this choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quYjN57Tycg
3. return to .gif

look at him go!
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what kind of autism do you lads have
i have the autism that makes me a retard
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>>85010161
FOR.JUU
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>>85010456
ADHD
(forget which subtype)
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>>85010397
I expect she is still at university. It hasn't been that long has it? Must be peak life right now.
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rewatching skins. worse than i remember.
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Freeview tits on a Monday wahey
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>>85010480
You gotta wonder who the fuck rings them up
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>>85010396
Prime fertile females with nice firm breasts and perfect pussies that can take a thick hairbrush easily.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-_HWRkiRU

(((Spotify))) finally recommending me some meanarse tracks again there
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>>85010480
corrr love a botched plastic slag
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>>85010478
Awful normie shite that. Would lick Effy's anus though.
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>>85010487
ur dad mate
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>>85010359
I guess you think you are invincible when you get away the first few times. Surely the first hospital visit would've been a wake up call to stop.
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>>85010487
Horny old divorced boomers after a few too many special brews
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>>85010456
I have the kind that makes me smart but a social cripple, also some retard tendencies like getting enraged at noises and seething at lights, not to mention punching myself when I'm angry. Oh my days. Too self aware to be blissful like a downie.
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favourite brass eye bit?
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>>85010480
The absolute state of boomer tv man Jesus wept
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>>85010396
tiktok videos of chav skanks
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>>85010478
yeah i was going on about this t'other day. i can enjoy larger-than-life American teen flicks, but the dialogue in Skins is just so pretentious. doesn't stick the landing.

there's that part where it's like a music video wih a comatose lad unconsciously lip-syncing to the indie song. it insists upon itself.
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>>85010523
>not to mention punching myself when I'm angry.
this makes me feel sad.

i hope it's at least fine/cathartic in some way. private, personal melty, with no harm done x
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>>85010528
Got to be this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESVOF6DScKQ
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>>85010528
getting Bernard Manning to say 'cake is a made-up drug.'
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The tv licence enforcement officer woke me up earlier. Thought it was the postie but turns out they now disguise themselves as royal mail.
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i only keep myself this sick in the head, 'cos i know how the words get you
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Two men adopting is abuse in itself. Utterly wretched and disgusting. The STATE of this country.
No kid should grow up with TWO DADS ffs. Vile.
Member when gay marriage was the big thing 15 odd years ago.
>If you ask me yeah, whatever two consenting adults do behind closed doors, yeah, in the privacy of their home, right, I'm fine with that, none of my business mate yeah.
>All I'm saying, yeah, is if they want to get married and be miserable like the rest of us - fair play to them! Haha!
Cringe clown world.
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>>85010613
Why is it abuse x
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Give me a girlfriend and I will stop gooning and might even contribute to society.
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>>85010613
eh, i disagree. in better times this was a discussion i had with a bf. we were on the same page that we didn't want to adopt, but we'd foster if we were both mentally, physically, and financially stable.
wouldn't do some strange thing like teach a kid weird hippy stuff. just be two guys looking after an (older) child who doesn't have somewhere to live.

obviously a lot of parents aren't exactly responsible parents, but it's not like you can easily just take kids away if it gets THAT bad. where would they go?
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>>85010627
I wouldn't want to be a wage slave even if I did have a tuppence to plunge my willy into.
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If it's the only option, better off with 1 single dad than 2 dads desu. But a child needs its mother. The submissive partner in a gay relationship is not a mother. The idea of pure testosterone making up a whole "family" and it's two fudge packing sodomites in the first place is nauseating. They have no business forcing kids into that kind of lifestyle. It's evil. The fact it even has to be explained at all why that's wrong is proof of how bad things have gotten.
>>85010624
Think about your own life. Do you reckon it would have been good for you to have TWO DADS. Two GAY MEN who have anal sex as your "mum and dad". Is that a good life?
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>>85010644
>eh, i disagree.
Good for you? It's abomination.
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>>85010646
I would at least try if I knew there was a possibility of experiencing sex and relationships.
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>this was a discussion i had with a bf.
Gays just feel entitled to other people's children. Grim. A MASSIVE % of gays are paedophiles in the first place btw.
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Going to watch the rigged USA match soon.
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When they're not dragging kids into Pride parades they're child-sntaching vulnerable kids from care. Anything to get their AIDS claws on children. They feel entitled to it. Vile vile vile.
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>>85010668
nta but fuck off this site you normie faggot, idk how all you homeschooled rightoids find this place
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>>85010689
>nta but fuck off this site you normie faggot, idk how all you homeschooled rightoids find this place
Womp womp paedo
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>shyemusic.bandcamp.com/track/return

Good shoegazeberg-on-the-naze, this

X
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>>85010657
in what way?
i think kids generally need a mam and a dad. but it's like a shortcoming you can make up for. you could apply that on a ton of different fronts (finances, cooking/nutrition, emotional support, being a role model, whatever).
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>>85006599
aldi is german maters that's rank
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Uh oh
Spacker rage brewing with caps etc
Bed time for me
Night night you box of cunts xo
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>>85010712
In the way that children need a mother and father, not 2 fathers, who are 2 gay men who pack fudge.
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soundy coming in clutch with a banger x
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it used to be about the animes
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Turning the footie on now lads. Do not disturb me as I watch the match.
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>>85010769
can i ask a quick favour first, lad?

*leaves you hanging indefinitely*
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>>85010769
Hope Ngubu scores x
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Silly me meant to get on BBC. Here we go.

>>85010780
What?

>>85010789
Genetically better men.
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Belgium wearing their tranny kit again.
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>a link to the past is the best zelda game
>ocarina of time is the best zelda game
*blocks your path*
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miss the old (night)guard
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>>85010843
very strange this one. would say 'it's like a demo' and maybe that's the point. but i dunno, it's just naff.

there was this tile-based NecroDancer: Zelda Edition and it's pretty damn polished. that's the new standard of shovelware.
(have only played the demo, mind. should be a fiver)
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>>85010845
I'm still here x
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We are all but spackers in God's big special ed class for talking monkeys
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rare good fan project, this. just a solid engine.

made the mistake of looking into what happened to it and oh my days is it tedious. basically split into two over zoomers and boomers taking it in two different directions (also, transgender stuff)
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>>85010877
phone posters cannot be trusted
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need to counter caffeine + increased heart rate + heightened blood pressure.

no drinkable booze in, no opioids/benzos/beta blockers, cba to meditate.

what in the world can be done?!
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Belgium have their trans rights shirts on for tonight's game oxox
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What about the GBC Zeldas? They were mint.
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i will complain about my aches and pains and i have no intention of stopping.

it is called 'cautionary example'.
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>>85010845
I was part of it years ago when I worked weekends, Just stayed up all night, as it's better.
Now I need to be up during the day to do things occasionally, so been part of the day guard for 5 years or so. But post whenever I want (unless asleep).
Speaking of, I'm off to bed
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>>85010952
yeah those were class. bit annoying you only had the two buttons (since you'd almost always want the sword, and probably Roc's Feather to jump).

good time/season gimmicks, and the password system to join them up was inspired.
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>jahrund.bandcamp.com/track/your-girl-android-has-no-blood

Algoberg throwing that dense avantgarde shit at me now, is it not

X
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Imagine Deano and pals smashing the back doors in on this lass
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human-powered AI recommending me choons
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>>85011000
Looks like billy the puppet from saw
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Rigged x
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>youtube.com/watch?v=HG-NknkPEUI

Finally getting some sustained movement in the lib again after all this time innit

Gucciarse algoberg, that

X
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fill bladder, empty bladder, fill bladder, empty bladder
how long can this continue?
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>85011111
I appear to have acquired quints-on-the-naze

X
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>>85011111
nice 1s.
love this lad's channel. dunno how he decides but you find some good tracks on there.
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might retire to bed, as a matter of course
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Fink i'll close out the sessh soon me

Sizeable amounts of kino have been accumulated today

X
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Trump will be requesting a rematch next. USA btfo.
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Possible england beats Norway. France or Spain no chance.
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All that lobbying and corruption and they still lost kek. Got a battering as well 4 - 1 oof
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itchy thighs keeping me awake.
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>>85011747
USA goalkeeper was shit.
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Lad called me a "weak beta" for using my rational brain to conclude England won't win the world cup. Not sure how that works lol.
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Wishing Deano would wake up and fuck me x
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>>85011809
You are a wet wipe.
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>>85011987
You can call me all the names under the sun mate it's still not coming home.
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>>85011996
Some people think it's coming home some people don't
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>>85012016
Yes some people lack the logical mind to understand something being a nice idea doesn't mean it will happen.
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>>85012043
Why do think it's not coming home?
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Black, brown, leftist, could be any or more.
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>>85011809
>my rational brain
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>>85012051
If something has only happened once in history is it logical to assume it will happen again?
Also life experience of all the other times people said its coming home then England got knocked out.
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Remember when the euros were coming home in 2021? Lol
If I'm wrong happy days I will admit I was wrong. I'm not though.
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I wonder if it is that american who lurks here and they're upset that they got done over by the belgian bantus
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>>85012218
I have already said I hope they win. I just recognise it is unlikely. It's not weak to be realistic.
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>>85012243
So you admit youre a yank?
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I use my bicycle to get to work
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_4NMn9JjwM
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https://youtu.be/4BLoOFcgekI
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Mr Amerimong isn't happy and that is lush x
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>>85012320
I am only sharing some youtube videos I find interesting? You seem emotional?
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It's coming home when Harry Kane takes a pen, kicks the ball back to England haha
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goooooooooooooooood morning de lads it a new day and we above ground it lush 4x all around lets stay positive xoxoxoxo
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Gaping all over the world x
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>>85012320
Big up the Belgian lids
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Big belgian cock in tight american bussy
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>it's coming ho..ACK
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why are brits always so negative when it comes to their national team?
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>>85012872
Because la x
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I'll be a brand new guy when me tracksuit is dry x
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>>85012872
Brits are just miserable people in general
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>some dream about drowning but i'm fine and can breathe
>but then there are other, spooky underwaterees with me classic zoomer style
>but then that's fine until i start mucking about in the pause menu and they make LSD melty faces even though reality is supposed to be frozen

aaaaaaa
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>>85012479
Good morning de lad it a new day innit
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>>85012919
>it a new day
we get another chance to do our best in life x
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>>85012824
Big lad booted that over the stadium kek
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End of an era, sad x
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Going to write a SFTP plug in for Superfile so I can connect to my Raspberry Pi Kodi box.
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>>85013382
nonce coded post this desu
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I hope to have nice rose girlfriend someday. That's all I want desu. Why am I denied it for so long in my life?
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>>85013390
>Why am I denied it for so long in my life?
Because you have nothing to offer
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>>85013404
That's true lad. I am incapable. I have no reason to try because there will be no end result.
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i have a nasty chest cold, any suggestions lads?
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>>85013479
No point in trying to get better
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>>85013382
I wish I was clever, but alas I'm just a basic bidge.
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>>85013499
luv sarcasm
h8 chest colds
plz help me deee lid
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Me? eating the arse of the fattest loyalist x
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>>85013253
I bet he stays for euro 28
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might do an HR qualification
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>>85013603
dont work in HR lad its office politics hell
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>>85013640
I'm already an office admin, I just don't have any prospects to move upwards.
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So Americans have Goth IHOP, Femboy Hooters and Tomboy Steakhouse. What do we have? Chav Greggs?
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>>85013662
There's a Tranny Nandos near me
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>>85013662
contemporary meme places for contemporary meme people, i glad we dont do this
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>>85013658
>I'm already an office admin
this couldn't be me. do you like your coworkers?
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Office politics doesn't exist when there are no women. I have worked in offices with all different levels of women and any 'office politics' bollocks is ALWAYS and ONLY from the women. That's just how they live and work and interact with the world. Everything is a catty, hush-hush, backstabbing playground clique game to them.

You will never find anyone with the balls to admit this publicly, but women in the workplace make 99% of workplaces way, WAY worse off - less efficient, less productive, more toxic, more draining to be in etc. There are of course outliers who manage to sit there and get their work done, but the vast majority of women 'in the workplace' are there to gossip and nothing else. It's fucking mind-numbing to actually see it and know that it will never end so long as they're working there. It's not a question of resolving one issue they have with another woman, because once that's done it's not back to work, they will just come up with another issue with another woman. They will literally make one up
>I don't know, I just feel like she doesn't like me, I feel like she's just trying to make me fail...

Women entering the workforce en masse has been disastrous.
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>>85013680
I normally get on well with them, I'm in a two person team right now so that isn't really a problem.
I don't think it's hard to get along in offices desu, women want to yap a lot but you don't have to listen.
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>>85013687
all offices have women in them unfortunately, people look down on us warehouse operatives but at least we dont have to put up with any of this
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>>85013698
but they yap about you and that has a real affect on your work life and job prospects
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>The Home Office has confirmed through a FOIA request that 12 care workers from Cameroon were able to successfully sponsor the chain migration of 180 family members to the UK in early 2026.
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>>85013712
Well as I mentioned, I don't really have any prospects so that's not been an issue for me so far.
As long as I do my work they have nothing to complain about. Just have to play the game and make sure everything is documented.
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>>85013717
we underfund the nhs so it needs to rely on cheap foreign labour, that foreign labour brings its family. everything loops back to money
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>>85013733
>As long as I do my work they have nothing to complain about
they'll make something up, "hostile attitude" "bad vibes" blah blah blah
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>>85013736
We have not even remotely underfunded the NHS. The NHS has never had a bigger budget in absolute terms and percentages of government spending. Yet it has become worse and worse over time. The money isn't the problem.
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>>85013789
if it isnt underfunded why are all the doctors leaving for better wages abroad
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Hungry af but not aloud to eat for another 90 minutes
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Post face when pip lands
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>>85013881
>Post face
against the rules, sorry
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Weird ass pheno no cap
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>>85013899
Troo, it be like that
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I want to have a nice girlfriend like that rose who works at greggs.
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>>85013937
You're not entitled to a gf x
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>>85013937
Well you can't have one, stinky NEET
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>>85013810
Conflating two different things there. We spend more than OECD and EU averages on per capita healthcare spending, and as I mentioned before we have the highest domestic spending in history both in absolute terms and in percentage of government spending. Yet our services are terrible and frequently do far worse than countries which do not spend nearly as much, both in absolute terms and as a percentage. Doctors are leaving because the country, broadly speaking, is a fucking shithole. They're not leaving for better wages (other than in general terms due to our domestic economy being atrocious so every pound they earn will go further in other countries), they're leaving because they want to live in a country where you can get AC in every house, aren't in danger of getting stabbed by an asylum seeker on the street and where the police won't treat the request to recover property with incredulity.
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>>85013946
>>85013948
I actually have a gf, she's not like the greggs rose but unlike you pair of trannies i have sex.
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>>85013946
I want one badly.

>>85013948
I would be very hygienic if I had a girlfriend. I would struggle with finding a good job though.
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>>85013937
I bet she fucks her co-workers
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>>85013950
>a country where you can get AC in every house, aren't in danger of getting stabbed by an asylum seeker
unironically where is this anon
it seems to me that everywhere has the same issues now
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>>85013955
First comes the hygiene then the gf
Not the other way around
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Morning de lads. It Tuesday is it not x
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Why do asmrtists make me feel so sad and lonely?
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>>85013991
Why do you continue to watch asmrtists if they make you feel so sad and lonely?
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>>85013970
No she doesn't. She is dating a muslim man and that upsets me.
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>>85013998
Not right mate
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>>85013998
>She is dating a muslim man and that upsets me.
You should do something about that then
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>>85013983
I know lad but it's hard. I do sometimes have a shower but I still look bad. It's the having a good career part that is the true hurdle. Without money, without a lot of disposable income...no woman is going to want you. They have other men in the queue who can offer them lots more.
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>>85014006
I know it isn't. He only likes her because she looks younger and innocent.

>>85014010
I wish I could but I'd be the bad guy then.
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i am like Sherlock Holmes: thoroughly unpleasant.
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>>85013950
>people leaving our job market for one with better pay isnt about pay its about air-conditioning
you are hilariously stupid, talk more, its funny
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She so cute x
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>>85014031
>women
did the rumourmongling end?
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>>85013997
Just something to watch and sleep to.
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>>85014048
Wonky eyed cow.
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>>85014061
She a England rose
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Quick drinky poo, then off on an adventure.
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>>85014075
Off t'freakshow me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1dquH_KOQc
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got a coffee brewing.
some would say, 'but you have no money for milk.'
well to you i say, 'i had a Morrisons Fiver and i bought milk yesterday. '
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-RPEr_WXpM
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>>85014048
her left side reminds me of a russian girl who takes her clothes off.
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>>85014052
Watch something that doesn't make you sad
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ASMRtists are for wanking to not sleeping to.
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>>85014094
I have a short attention span sadly. Got so much on my watch later too.
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would you guys agree with me that being neet is a fucking horrible and terrible existence?

you just rot, your life disappearing one day at a time, while everyone you know advances in life

i will keep trying to get out of this neet hell which i currently inhabit
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>>85014107
nah i'm in my 30s so nothing would change anyway.
maybe if you're some smartlad who did A-levels AND went to uni and all that. but what about when you go to the shop, and see there's people in their 50s doing shop work? or if you see a barber do you think
>tut, middle age, and he's STILL a barber, where's the advancement?
(not having a go at you, i just think this is the not-internet-brained way you to have to think, instead of listening to computer science people on Reddit with houses)
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wops must've given up her regular uploading. females end up getting bored of it after a while.
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>>85014130
they'd never cut it as barbers.
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>>85014102
Some are but not the rose ones.
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Pretty certain I've almost broken muh chair with excessive chair boogying.
Gutted, but pure cannae stop mesen, ya ken mi sayin pal.
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>>85014127
>what about when you go to the shop, and see there's people in their 50s doing shop work? or if you see a barber do you think
>>tut, middle age, and he's STILL a barber, where's the advancement?
no I don't negatively judge barbers no matter what age they are, and the same goes for shop workers. i think it's better to have any job than no job. look at a guy like seaside mark. i think his life would start to get better if he got into a job. without a job, you can't do a lot.
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>>85014134
are you MSlad, perchance?
maybe it's worth a sacrificial chair, get some light motions going x
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Could not imagine going a day without having a shower.
>Wake
>Breakfast
>Brush teefs
>Cold water on my face to wake up
>Streches and some form of exersise
>Shower
>Log into WFH lappy
Simple routine sets you up for the day IMO.
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>>85014107
It is but what's the alternative for us? Slaving in a deadend warehouse job until you die is depressing. All you'd be working for is some shitty vidya, your own food, a phone contract and paying mummy some allowance. You'd still be without sex, you'd never afford to travel, you'd never progress enough in today's shit economy. There is no point trying.
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>>85014145
healthy attitude friend, you're one of the good ones.

>without a job, you can't do a lot.
this is true. socially, financially, it's rough. i'm surprised how many lads cut it as proper full-on gamers who pay for everything.

but ultimately you're your own worst enemy. there are people who would become NEETs and be fine, they're still themselves. there are obviously NEETs who e.g. chill out on the rough estate all day, have a gf/two and a few sprogs.

it's like one of those monkey paw situations. it's not comfy time off like a holiday, it does get depressing, i just wish social attitudes and bennies were a bit different. at the same time it's like something you'd wish for as a teenager/young adult: summer holidays - nay, a gap year! (then it turns into three).
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Being unemployed at least means I don't have to go through life continuously hoping I'll progress from shit job to another shit job and never getting relationships. I would be so pissed off with contributing towards females and fat cats with no reward. You won't be getting a penny of tax from me. Wagies work for pussy, I am not working for no reward.
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Ruthmong pumping out all the gimmicks this morning.
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>>85014156
i've fallen out of habit with most of those unfortunately.

used to be a proper creature of habit, even had 'core strength' once (corrr). it's easy for it all to gradually go.

t. that guy in flatshares who kept a spreadsheet on the fridge of the cleaning rota (and was the only 100%-er)
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>>85014158
Last job I had, warehousing, I was mocked by all the brown migrants there. If you complain you havent got a leg to stand on, managers are scared of being called racist. It continued for weeks.
Was also chatted about behind people's backs constantly and pretty much eaten alive by all the deanos there like bloodthirsty piranhas. I'm visibly autistic and socially awkward and they destroyed me and I ended up self harming.
I live in a logistics town, there are barely any options for me that aren't warehousing. Working in them is hell.
Living as a NEET on universal credit and PiP in my comfy and spacious council flat is far better for me. Nice and comfy. I basically earn a full time wage on benefits anyway so what's the point.
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Corr, beautiful, desu.
>>85014150
Yup. I need to get a new chair really, just need to find a comfy one that reclines 180. I can get this one so it feels like I'm floating.
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>>85014205
Do you have PTSD?
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>>85014220
Wouldn't surprise me
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>I'm visibly autistic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icXUkIfZxyg

cor, the pipes on this lad. didn't know they were still making this kind of music in 2012.
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>>85014230
Laugh if you want but its true. I have that retarded gait that most autistics have.
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>>85014205
im sorry to hear that mate, you didnt deserve any of that
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>>85014257
>you didnt deserve any of that
You don't know that
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>>85014205
Same here lad. It's just shops (which moslty women are hired at) or warehouses here in a commuter town. I didn't even get a locker to put my stuff in at the warehouse but the migrants who were there longer had lockers.

I wouldn't mind living near an airport or port. At least it would be a bit more exciting than being stuck inside all day.
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she is the Clare Grogan of our times x
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>>85014262
being autistic isnt anyones fault and so they shouldnt be mocked for it
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>>85014284
Av a bit of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFcsz1fJwf8
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I no longer care about doing "the right thing." Whether that is being in employment, taking up all the seat on the busy bus, pushing in front of people in the queue, giving police evils, filming people that give me attitude...I just don't care. No one messes with me because they know I am unstable. Any one that does just freezes up when I start recording them and backs off.
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i didn't choose the nd life
the nd life chose me
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>>85014257
Just tried to do my work and fly right mate.
I probably deserved people avoiding me because I made no effort to talk to people. You have a small window to socialise and get ingratiated in places like that and I didnt do that cause I was busy cocooning and protecting myself, I probably came off as a bit of a cold twat doing that, but I suppose thats who I am.
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They tried to delete my auditing videos. They say stupid shit like there's women here who don't want to be filmed like I have just somehow broken the law. Fuck off.
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>>85014295
reckon I could spit in your face and you'd do nothing at all about it
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>>85014294
>audio was crushed, original recording overlaid
i want the OPPOSITE of this ;_;

more choons recs pls friend (no pressure, mind). that rap battle thing the other day was class.
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The amount of lies and bullshit people say to the police and they believe it all the time. Fuckers.
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>>85014295
Arent you the guy who hasnt left the house in 5+ years?
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>>85014336
If you are a cute foid I would allow it.
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>>85014347
I am the other night walk lad. I don't use public transport much these days. I like to walk the streets in the dead of the night and find police.
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Has Helper left for good then?
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>>85014295
>>85014360
what if someone just punches you?
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>>85014337
Yeah t'was a bit fucky. Shame on them, not me.
Erm, quick one, but I'm in a tricky spot, just had to afk at the freakshow, then heard a bear.
For me, weed n a pregab once a month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ybm4E3PjCE
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>>85014374
Looks that way. Twolls posting his care home address was the last straw it seems.
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Nu freddy

>>85014403
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>>85014396
Its a private house. Not a care home.
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>>85014383
Hope I have it recorded it on my body camera and go to police and put it online.
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>>85014437
If you put it online you'll lose the court case against the assailant, as it's a breach of GDPR.
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just helping the thread get to 500 x
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Eat my arse now x
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>>85014452
Same me mi lad
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Welper prolapsed after being butt fucked
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>>85014416
It is a HMO actually I checked land registry so stop lying x



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